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We Let The Hats Decide from BFF.fm

English, Freeform-Eclectic, 1 season, 84 episodes, 6 days, 20 hours
About
DJ super-combo, DJ Sanspants and DJ Pants, write weird things down on pieces of paper. Those pieces of paper get folded up and placed into a super combination of hats, fez and cowboy. We each pick pieces of paper out of those respective hats and whatever combination of words and phrases gets picked becomes the theme of the episode. It'll get wacky, we promise. 
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Episode 411: Look At The Bouy

Today's themes are Boys and Aquatic!
7/10/20242 hours
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Episode 410: Werescientist

Today's themes are It's Hot and Things We Liked That Were Released So Far This Year or something.
7/3/20242 hours
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Episode 409: The Great Molasses Flood

Today's themes are Bricks and Things That Come In Pieces!
6/26/20242 hours
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Intermission

It's too fucking hot...
6/19/20242 hours
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Episode 408: Go Frig Yourself

Today's themes are Bad Words and 2014!
6/12/20242 hours
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Episode 407: Three Is Still More Than Two

Today's themes are Wood and Things With More Than Two Legs!
6/5/20242 hours
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Episode 406: The Carnival Barker

Today's themes are Blood and Salt!
5/29/20242 hours
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Episode 405: Toad Town

Today's themes are Frogs and Gold!
5/22/20242 hours
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Episode 404: We'll Miss You Steve

That Hats are taking a break to pay tribute to the legend Steve Albini.
5/15/20242 hours
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Episode 403: On The Fence

Today's themes are Fences and Lost Loves!
5/8/20242 hours
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Episode 402: R2D2 Looks Cool As Hell Smoking

Today's themes are 1999 and Songs That Sound Like They Could Be a PSA! Here's R2D2 looking cool as hell smoking a cigarette (despite not having…
5/1/20242 hours
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Episode 401: Rabies Candies

Today's themes are Cells and Illness!
4/24/20242 hours
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EPISODE 400!!! - Adnouns

It's our 400th episode! To celebrate, we announced it at the end of the show (partyhorn.wav) Today's themes are Boxes and Adjectives!
4/17/20242 hours
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Episode 399:Dirty Red Pizza

Today's themes are Red and Pizza!
4/10/20242 hours
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Episode 398: Burned Out

Today's themes are Burns and 2004!
4/3/20242 hours
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The Ides Of Intermission

Et tu, Hats?
3/27/20242 hours
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Episode 397: Lobe-botomoy

Today's themes are Ears and Currency!
3/20/20242 hours
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McIntermission

The Hats are taking a break to get drunk and stuff. Enjoy our St. Patrick's Day themed show from 2017!
3/13/20242 hours
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Episode 396: Smootherz

Today's themes are Things That Are Cold and Carbs!
3/6/20242 hours
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Episode 395: It's A Livin'!

Today's themes are 1994 and Dreams!
2/28/20242 hours
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Episode 394: It's Like My Grandmother Always Said...

Today's themes are Mittens and Liquid!
2/21/20242 hours
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Episode 393: Roaaah

Today's themes are Dinosaurs and something with the alphabet or something.
2/7/20242 hours
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Episode 392: PO-TA-TOES

Today's themes are Potatoes and The Moon!
1/31/20242 hours
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Episode 391: The BFF.FM East Coast Weather Partymobile

DJ Pants is live in the field, reporting about weather that's happening right now! Today's themes are Codes and Dishware!
1/17/20242 hours
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Episode 390: 2023 Year End Roundup

We're Back!
1/10/20242 hours
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New Year, New Intermission (It's Not, It's The Same)

1/3/20242 hours
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Christmas Intermission

The Hats had too much nog and will return next week with the 2023 year end roundup!
12/27/20232 hours
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Episode 389: The 8th Annual We Let The Hats Decide Christmas Spectacular

PNEUMATIC ASS: CHRISTMAS MIFFED
12/20/20232 hours
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Episode 388: Pic-a-nic

Today's themes are Bears and Gifts!
12/13/20232 hours
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Episode 387: Ahht

Today's themes are Clowns and Art!
12/6/20232 hours
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Episode 386: Pizzatime

Today's themes are Butter and Time!
11/29/20232 hours
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Intermission (Thanksgiving Edition)

There's no difference. The Hats are just thankful to take a break. What of it?
11/22/20232 hours
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Episode 385: MOVIE TITLE!

Today's themes are Rivers and Movie Quotes!
11/15/20232 hours
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Intahmishin

The hats are tired. Let them rest.
11/8/20232 hours
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Episode 384: Hey Hey

Today's themes are 1998 and The Same Word More Than Once In A Row!
11/1/20232 hours
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Episode 383: The We Let The Hats Decide 2023 Halloween Special!

On this year's Halloween Special DJs Pants and Sanspants are dressing up the show as early 2000's college radio DJs!
10/25/20232 hours
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Episode 382: How Do You Like Them Colleges?

Today's themes are Apples and College!
10/18/20232 hours
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Episode 381: Glass, Grass, And Donkeys

Today's themes are Grass and Glass!
10/11/20232 hours
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Episode 380: Nipples Are Nature's Buttons

Today's themes are Spices and Buttons!
10/4/20232 hours
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Episode 379: Lettuce Eating Tortoise

Today's themes are Trains and Turtles!
9/27/20232 hours
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Episode 378: Get It Over With Already

Today's themes are Labor and The Sun!
9/20/20232 hours
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INTERMISSION

Illness has befallen House Sanspants. The only remedy is INTERMISSION.
9/13/20232 hours
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Episode 377: Exploiting A Visual Medium

Today's themes are 2008 and Absurd Album Covers!
9/6/20232 hours
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Intermission (again)

8/30/20232 hours
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Episode 376: Dump Doughnuts

Today's themes are People Who Are Married and Sorry!
8/23/20232 hours
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Intermission

The Hats are on vacation!
8/16/20232 hours
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Episode 375: Thank You Bot

Today's themes are Board and Please And Thank You!
8/9/20232 hours
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Episode 374: The Gill Of Rights

Today's themes are Fish and Movies!
8/2/20232 hours
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Intermission

7/26/20232 hours
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Episode 373: Know What I Mean?

Today's themes are Innuendo and Tails!
7/19/20232 hours
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Episode 372:Hot Treats

Today's themes are Treats and Things That Are Hot!
7/12/20232 hours
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Intermission

The Hats are on vacation!
7/5/20232 hours
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Episode 371: Waddup

Today's themes are Squares and Phobias!
6/28/20232 hours
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Episode 370: Pizza Dad

Today's themes are Dads and Stuff We Liked From This Year So Far!
6/21/20232 hours
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Episode 369: The Plural Of Dingus Is Dingi

Today's themes are Pancakes and Knobs!
6/14/20232 hours
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Episode 368: Trees Eat Sandwiches

Today's themes are Stomach and Jump!
6/7/20232 hours
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Episode 367: iFart Radio Part 2

Today's themes are 2013 and Replace The Word Heart With The Word Fart Part 2!
5/31/20232 hours
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Episode 366: Vanishing Dignity

Today's themes are Lips and Disappear!
5/24/20232 hours
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Episode 365: iFart Radio

Today's themes are Amnesia and Replacing The Word Heart With Fart!
5/17/20232 hours
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Episode 364:Like A Sundae

Today's themes are Ice Cream and Spikes!
5/10/20232 hours
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Episode 363: Wormhole Plumbers

Today's themes are Worms and The Bathroom!
5/3/20232 hours
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Episode 362: Landfill

Today's themes are Land and April!
4/26/20232 hours
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Intermission

4/19/20232 hours
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Episode 361: My White Belly

Today's themes are Bread and Things That Are Round!
4/12/20232 hours
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Episode 360: Sunglasses

Today's themes are Glass and Bright!
4/5/20232 hours
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Episode 359: An Episode About Nothing

3/29/20232 hours
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Episode 358: Ray Parker Sr.

Today's themes are Junior and Medical Conditions!
3/22/20232 hours
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Episode 357: The Cal Zone

Today's themes are Zones and Office Stuff!
3/15/20232 hours
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Episode 356: We Let The Hats And The Beach Boys Decide

Today's themes are Bands With Utterly Ridiculous Names and Songs From Your Childhood!
3/8/20232 hours
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Episode 355: End Of The Toad

Today's themes are Road and Yellow!
3/1/20232 hours
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Episode 354: Dick Hamms

Today's themes are Park and Paper!
2/22/20232 hours
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Episode 353: Plants Panet

Today's themes are Planets and Bubbles!
2/15/20232 hours
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Intermission

2/8/20230
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Episode 352: Pizzacize

Today's themes are Exercise and 1993!
2/1/20232 hours
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Episode 351 - Fast When Pizza's Involved

Today's themes are Delivery and Fast!
1/25/20232 hours
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Episode 350 - Jimmy Birds

It's EPISODE #350 and our 7th Anniversary! Today's themes are Muscles and Songs That Could Be About Pizza!
1/18/20232 hours
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Episode 349.5 - Intermission

Uh-oh, the hats called in sick today. Scottish Robot will serenade the airwaves this morning.
1/4/20230
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Episode 349: 2022 Round Up

You know the drill. This was '22, baby.
12/28/20222 hours
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Episode 348: We Let The Snacks Decide Holiday Special

Hopefully the orphanage doesn't need saving again and DJs Pants and Santapants can have a relaxing morning.
12/21/20222 hours
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Episode 347: Only Shooting Stars Break The Mold

Today's themes are Theme and Mold!
12/14/20222 hours
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Episode 346: The Food Highway

Today's themes are Conversations and Traffic!
11/30/20222 hours
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Episode 345: Dealah's Choice

Today's themes are Card Games and Nicks!
11/23/20222 hours
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Episode 344: You're Wicked Sweet, Dude

Today's themes are Spinning and Sugar!
11/9/20222 hours
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Episode 343: It's Not The Fly

It's our 7th annual Halloween Special! Our costumes are each other and DJ Sanspants builds a teleporter? Wackiness ensues, etc.!
10/26/20222 hours