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We Got The Chocolates

English, Sports, 5 seasons, 256 episodes, 1 day, 10 hours, 25 minutes
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We have travelled around the world dreaming of playing sport professionally... and we never made it. However, if if there is one skill we have acquired across that journey it is the art of being a great team-mate. We discuss anything that seems topical this week, we invent our own radio style segments and we never let an opportunity for a pun pass by! That we can guarantee.  We know life gets busy, so this is our way of telling stories and having a chat with one another. So grab a beer, coffee or glass of wine and join us in the club house this week. 
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The Accident That Completely Changed His Life

Josh Jones was involved in a mining incident nearly 10 years ago in which he lost one of his mates, and one of his arms. Since then he's been on a journey of recovery both physically and mentally, and in the process managed to turn himself into a professional golfer. We recently got to catch up and have a chat with him on the golf course. He has an incredible story to share, and a great sense of humour to go along with it which made for a fun day. We hope you enjoy the chat as much as we did! 00:00 Intro03:55 Getting Into Golf05:20 The Accident11:16 Starting Rehab14:55 Starting the Mental Journey23:10 All Abilities Golf Division26:00 25 Surgeries Over 2 Years29:59 Phantom Pain31:55 Sharing His Story35:05 Getting Closure37:15 Dealing With Mental Health Challenges39:10 An Actionable Piece of Advice40:20 Three Favourite Golf CoursesVery appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/21/202444 minutes, 23 seconds
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239. First Man To BREAST FEED?!

Skin and Leigh went to watch some AFL and as you would expect there was plenty of spectators with some opinions on the game, Skin tells the story of getting frustrated with some of the conversations he overheard! Death, Taxes and... Makes a return with some absolute belters from all the team including some parking habits that Gode especially doesn't enjoy! Leigh has been contacted by Gro Clinics Australia after he and Gode spoke about his hair loss a few weeks ago, he is selflessly putting his body on the line to test if he can in fact regrow his hair!00:30 Leighs Hair Journey06:20 Joke of the Week08:35 Spectator Spotlight15:45 Death, Taxes &...22:55 Listen to the Chocs30:15 Reverse Malachi38:20 Get REKTIf you're interested, check out Gro Clinics Australia here and follow them on Instagram here.Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/17/202443 minutes, 15 seconds
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238. We're Having A BABY!

Skin and his wife Eloise surprise us all with the most amazing news! You CANNOT miss this episode! After the boys calm down from this we then take a look at some ridiculous folklore expressions! Leigh, Skin, Mickus and Dave the Brit ran the Gold Coast Marathon this weekend and with all the pressure of beating the 5 hour mark they wanted to see if they would be a Diamond or a Deckchair! Leigh is under continued pressure to propose to the girl he is getting to know, Rochelle, so the boys have some suggestions for the location of the proposal, will Rochelle approve of any?!00:30 New Nudio02:25 Skin and Eloise's Announcement07:20 Joke of the Week09:50 Ridiculous Folklore Expressions16:30 Marathon Recap Diamonds or Deckchairs24:50 Nice Locations to Propose32:15 Taboo Game38:35 You’re in for an XVery appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/10/202443 minutes, 12 seconds
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237. She bought him a Chris DILLY

Have you ever seen someone be one week early to an event? Leigh managed it this week! Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit is up to his usual tricks with his Joke of the Week selection... at least this one was quite educational. Tim Franklin just finished running around the world which meant that we had to consider what our 'Franklin Moment' is in our lives up until this point. We have a request to name WiFi which connects the group nicely. We caught up with Mitch who you may remember was gifted a 'Crystal Dilly' and we needed more details. Finally Mickus puts in one of the all time worst performances you will see in a game!Here is how things went:One Week EarlyJoke of the WeekOur 'Tim Franklin Moments'Namestorm for WiFiCrystal DillyFictionaryYou're in for an XVery appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/3/202443 minutes, 34 seconds
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236. Uncomfortable conversations with my MOTHER-IN-LAW!

Choccies, who has the most famous mullet that you can recall? What about an Afro? We think you will enjoy participating in this new segment. A Choccy sent an email in which should really help with the 75 hard challenge.We have found the best Hot Chip in Melbourne! Potentially up there with Super Rooster… we know that’s a massive call. Eloise (Skin’s wife) had quite a scarring experience at the footy recently and it’s so nice to get to share it together! Great episode we reckon but you let us know. Here is how it went:00:43 Email from a Listener07: 13 Joke of the Week02:17 Gode's Gripe with Us09:38 Most Famous Hairdos17:14 Chip Trip24:42 Eloise's Awkward Conversation32: 27 Famous Who's Who Game40:00 You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, this week particularly, Jetstar Holidays. Check out their ‘Fly a Friend for Free’ sale here!https://bit.ly/4e4zFLuEqually though, without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/26/202444 minutes, 39 seconds
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235. "They Rub My BALD Head"

Skin and Leigh got dunked for the QLD Freeze at the Gabba this week and Leigh has a theory on how long you could last in the ice tank. Gode is happy to award Leigh with the highly coveted 'Goal of the Quarter' award after his performance on the weekend. Social Sins and Wins is in this week, so we are looking at all things good and bad on social media! There is also a heated conversation regarding '75 Hard'. Spoiler Alert... Gode hates it. Here is how it went: 00:35 Worst Golfer in the World?03:47 Joke of the Week06:30 Handshake or Kiss14:40 Social Sins & Wins22:40 Marathon Update/75 Hard30:25 Pass the Pub Test37:30 Get RektWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/19/202441 minutes, 26 seconds
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234. Friends With Benefits Update*

Highlight on this episode is definitely our catch up with Anon, she needs no introduction obviously but regardless she is the person who previously wrote in to tell us about her forgetting her casual sex partner's name! We also look at the growing concerns when it comes to supply issues with eggs, Leigh has the solution! Skin has some of the best Letter change the plots from his list of 2000 while Gode, Leigh and Mickus aim to match his intensity. Gode finishes us off with a new game called "Guess the Analogy" but who will get the chocolates this week?!We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/12/202445 minutes, 34 seconds
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233. Stop Torturing me with your RACK!

Gode presents a text message from his wife and the challenge is; can the rest of the boys decipher what she was trying to say to him?! Skin has compiled some of the best (and worst in some cases) pickup lines that have been sent in! We are heading to Melbourne to try and find the best chip in the world. We debate the criteria we should be looking for and how we will decide what places need to be visited. Leigh heard a gag recently that he reckons is in the top 5 most overused jokes of all time. This leads to calling out some of the phrases that everyone has heard too much a phrase which makes for an insane laugh! Here is how things went:01:40 Mrs Gode Text Saga07:30 Joke of the Week10:45 Pickup lines17:25 Chip Trip 24:55 Overused Phrases & Gags31:45 Reverse Malachi Game37:20 You're In for An XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/5/202442 minutes, 33 seconds
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232. Is that a BODY Part?!

Leigh presents the boys with a Skin lookalike which even Skin thought was himself! We love Nicknames as you know and we are pretty sure this instalment is incredibly strong. Skin has been on the lookout for some of the dumbest criminals in society, and we have not one... but two requests to name a Queen Bee in our Namestorm segment. You wont BEE-lieve what we came up with (what in the world is up).02:00 The Tied Footy Game05:50 Joke of the Week08:50 Skin Lookalike12:10 Nicknames18:25 Dumb Criminals24:25 Namestorm32:00 Categories Game39:00 You're In For An XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/29/202443 minutes, 24 seconds
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231. How much SAUSAGE do you want?!

Mickus is spitting the ... sausage? Not an expression we were familiar with before this week! We had a Joke on the Chocline that has the boys in tears and there is a new segment; Death, Taxes and... You seem to love that segment! The responses are magnificent. Our latest hypothetical debate is one that brings up some interesting choices. Also, Skin tells a genuinely good joke, which unfortunately left us stumped! He then even leads a new game called 'Overs & Unders'.Here is how things went:00:45 Listen to the Chocs02:15 Mickus' Sausage Story06:10 Joke of the Week09:25 Death, Taxes and...16:15 Hypothetical Debate22:30 Scottie Scheffler28:15 Over or Under Game35:05 You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/22/202439 minutes, 13 seconds
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230. That's my wife's UNDERWEAR!

Whilst on a run Leigh hears some of the finest parenting out there when a Dad was trying to teach his very young son some new vocabulary! The boys look into Aussie slang after a Choccie listener wrote in asking for help. He didn't ask for our own slang words we use but we also gave that to him. Leigh, Skin and Mickus are taking part in the Gold Coast Marathon again this year and we catch up with them to see how their training is going! We also look into some Actors that play the same characters across multiple movies and some of these blew our minds (glad we said minds). Finally Matt was on the phone for a WWE themed You're a Quizzard Gode. Here is how it went: 00:30 Leigh's note-taking on Parenting03:55 Joke of the Week06:55 Aussie Rhyming Slang15:05 Marathon Training21:30 Same Actor, Different Character30:05 You're a Quizzard Gode - Game38:30 You're in for a XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/15/202442 minutes, 39 seconds
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229. What's In Your Car for a Rainy Day?

We witnessed a very special debut this week when they went to watch the Brisbane Lions play and Leigh is convinced the only person who may be able to achieve a similar debut is Mickus. To clarify this is not because of his talent but more his random collection of items in his car. Gode lost his Whoop Band and has taken to blaming his daughter for it's misplacement; his wife is not so keen to let the blame game fly. Skin in in the Maldives on his Honeymoon and we give him a call to see what the newlyweds have been up to. We also have some amazing Must or Dust topics sent in from the Choccies that have Leigh, Gode and Mickus in stitches! Here is how things went:01:30 Gode is Losing Things03:50 Joke Of The Week07:50 The Maldives15:05 Must or Dust23:10 The Most Unprepared You’ve Ever Been30:05 Human Shazam Game36:06 You're in for an X - RebrandWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/8/202441 minutes, 45 seconds
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228. Eloise and Mitch get Hitched!

Skin and Eloise were married last week just ten short years after meeting each other. We speak to both of them about the whirlwind nature of their relationship and tell some of the more humorous stories from the night. It was also only fitting to partake in a 'Love Song' themed 'Lyric Substitut-Skin' in honour of the week's events. Leigh has found a new sporting curse that is prevalent at the moment and Gode is all over a different one that has been going for some time. And finally there are just some words that cannot say... in our game of Taboo.We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/1/202441 minutes, 9 seconds
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227. Parody Movies We Would Love to See!

Skin has had a blunder when travelling to the studio which leads to Gode and Leigh reminiscing about Gode using cable ties in a unique way! Leigh and Skin recently played an Aussie Rules game and were sledged mercilessly by onlookers! Gode’s favourite segment, Letter Change the Plot, provides some of the best movie title adaptations we have heard! Leigh presents the boys with a new Namestorm opportunity for a Crayfish and Gode and Skin go wild trying to rename them! Here is how it went:00:45 Colour Blindness Saved My Life04:45 Joke Of The Week07:30 Sport Sledging16:00 Letter Change the Plot23:10 NameStorm for a Crayfish30:10 Not So Secret Sound - GameWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/24/202436 minutes, 43 seconds
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226. What NOT to do at a bachelor party!

We are coming fresh off Skin's Bucks weekend and there are many tales that need to be told! Leigh, Mickus and Gode came up with the brilliant plan to dress Skin up as a Prince whilst the rest of the group were his Alberts (Einsteins)! After a long weekend in Byron Bay we felt we needed to talk you through complex Snorkelling Apparatus, the Piano Bar and the Miracle of Pavement. Great week, here is how it went:01:40 Joke of the Week5:35 Skins Bucks10:45 Skins Bucks - Costume21:20 NameStorming a Snorkel29:15 Must or Dust40:25 Fictionary GameWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/17/202448 minutes, 25 seconds
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225. She Forgot Her Boyfriends Name!

Leigh received an email this week that required the team's undivided attention as they hunted for solutions to the flagged scenario. Skin has also had a blinder when it comes to his latest wedding job from Eloise which leads to the longest car journey home you could imagine! The team play Humdog Millionaire again this week and Gode makes some bold claims about some of the most iconic songs in history! Leigh, Skin, Mickus and Dizzle (Leigh & Skins Mum) also try their hand at some tongue twisters where Mickus dominates and shows the boys just how it's done! Here is how things went: 01:25 Skins Wedding Job07:10 Joke of the Week10:30 Listen to the Chocs19:10 Would You Rather31:30 Tongue Twisters Featuring Dizzle (Leigh & Skin's Mum)41:05 Humdog MillionaireWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/10/202451 minutes, 32 seconds
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224. How Old is Skin Really?

After receiving a lot of comments about Skin looking far far older than 27, Leigh took it upon himself to try and rebuild his self esteem... this backfired! Skin did use the week to look into Bryan Johnson and his attempts at slowing down the ageing process though, and he has some key findings. Leigh puts on an absolute masterclass in pun making with a couple of very fast thinking one liners that leave Gode in tears (again)! Mickus is also on hand to help all you marathon runners figure out how and when to make the most efficient pit stop during your races this year. One of our favourite episodes. Here is how it went: 01:20 Skin Needs to get Active04:10 Joke of the Week07:30 Marathon Pit Stops09:35 Partner Gripes19:30 Skin Turns 2732:05 Namestorm for a Nipple39:20 Reverse Malachi - Nicknames GameWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/3/202446 minutes, 16 seconds
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223. Forgetting Your Fiancee's Birthday!

It was Eloise's birthday recently and Skin's excuse for forgetting it is cringeworthy to say the least! Eloise joins us this week and reveals what actually went down on that infamous day! Gode also has one of those classic, "Why did I just say that?" moments at the Barber this week and Leigh dobs Mickus in for making a very similar mistake! Skin and Dave the Brit (that knows jack shit) went to the Formula 1 this week and had some interesting interactions with people... shock horror... but notably with F1 driver Oscar Piastri! Finally Mickus, Skin and Leigh headed to Super Rooster in Toowoomba to check out the "Best Hot Chip in the World." Here is how it went: 00:30 Gode's Social Blunder!02:30 Skin & Dave at the F106:55 Joke of the Week09:20 World's Best Hot Chips19:10 That Was Out of Bounds30:45 Eloise's Side of the Birthday Saga!39:05 Famous First Names - GameWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/27/202449 minutes, 13 seconds
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222. What do Billionaires Spend Their Money On?

Gode and Leigh go on a few pun runs which will genuinely leave you in stitches! We take a look at the richest 250 people in Australia which leads to the boys wondering why they didn't get a place on this list. Very stiff to miss out. We also take a look at some of the dumb things people have spent money on including a guy who was really committed to getting his band to #1 on the charts! Social media algorithms are a strange thing and what comes up on the boys "For You" Pages can be pretty odd to say the least! Here is how it went:04:50 Joke of the Week09:20 What do Billionaires Spend their Money on?18:55 Blame the Algorithm26:55 Friend of the Show35:26 Slogo GameWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/20/202445 minutes, 1 second
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221. "My Back is Broken!"

Skin has a product review for hair removal cream that will be more burned into your memory, than the cream was burnt into his nethers! Gode is convinced that Mike Tyson still has it even as a 57 year old man. Meanwhile Mickus is giving out bulk golf tips because he is so kind and generous!00:45 Mickus is a Golf Coach07:45 Joke of the Week13:20 Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul16:05 Unhinged Reviews25:45 Mount Rushmore (Your Top Four)33:00 TabooWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/13/202445 minutes, 49 seconds
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220. Getting Dirty in a Public Swimming Pool

Skin kicks us off with a fantastic story that you leave you wondering how it is possible to forget something of this nature! Obviously the rest of the gang jump on this to roast Skin… and by everyone we mainly mean Gode. Leigh is self proclaimed best on ground in this week's episode with a number of quick one liners that even catch Gode off guard. Unfortunately Mickus didn’t get the memo and gets a stern telling off for not giving Leigh the credit he deserves! We also visit one of our favourite segments Must or Dust with Mickus spilling the details of his BBQ habits! Here is how things went:00:45 Skin's Blunder05:50 Joke of the Week09:30 Publicly Embarrassing Story17:55 Must or Dust28:35 Social Sins & Wins36:40 Google Feud45:55 Get FactAn extra note for this week:Chocs NRL Tipping Comp - https://tipping.nrl.com/comps/join/5X6L8U0VWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/6/202450 minutes, 8 seconds
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219. Skin's All Inclusive Package!

Skin had one job for his wedding and went all out for his planning efforts. Leigh, Gode and Mickus have confirmed that they will be performing Skin's favourite Lyric Substituskin at the wedding and they add some more classics to the books for Skin to consider! Gode is stumped at Mickus' choice to not wear headphones from the start of the pod leading to the Joke of the week segment being derailed for a serious length of time. Nicknames are back and Richard Burns has a pretty unfortunate nickname that Skin presents to the gang! Great fun, here is how it went: 01:00 Skins Honeymoon Plans06:45 Joke of the Week10:45 Nicknames of Work Mates18:30 Hypothetical Debates - Could you Beat Simone Biles in an Olympic Sport?26:55 Lyric Substituskin40:35 Fictionary GameAn extra note for this week: Chocs NRL Tipping Comp - https://tipping.nrl.com/comps/join/5X6L8U0VWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/28/202450 minutes, 37 seconds
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218. The Dobby Experience!

Mickus turned 30 this week and there was a particular theme to his party which may be mentioned in the title. The big question is... will Gode give the dress up theme the green light! The boys have been challenged to come up with a name for a Coffee Machine which leads to some of the longest Namestorm options in We Got The Chocolates history! Listen to the Chocs makes a return to the podcast and Leigh's choice of audio messages leave Skin and Gode questioning everything!Here is how it went:00:45 Mickus’ 30th Birthday Party05:00 Joke of the Week09:15 Pinch Yourself Moments17:45 Namestorm Coffee Machine Edition26:00 Listen to the Chocs38:15 Playing the Game TabooWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/21/202446 minutes, 42 seconds
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Eloise & Rochelle's Revenge!

Eloise and Rochelle expressed interest in doing their own "Ladies Night" podcast episode and we were like, "Oh how nice they are taking an interest in our work." With the amount of time it took Skin to edit the marathon video, we sort of stupidly forgot about that prank we had pulled on them and therefore opened ourselves up to an ambush!Hope you enjoy their revenge plan and let us know if they need their own spin off show 😂We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/19/202426 minutes
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217. Cert IV In Podcasting

"Embrace imperfections" is a motto/ podcast rule that we have run with for quite some time now however, in this week's episode, Mickus produces one of the greatest imperfections we have seen! Leigh and Gode get so off track on pun runs on two particular occasions that no one is really even sure what Gode ends up saying! Skin is at his usual hateful best when it comes to the puns. Skin is also pressed for some guesses about what type of guy Pythagoras was, and how many times we can use his theorem throughout an episode. Here is how it went:00:30 - Studying Podcasting02:00 - The Week That Was 07:15 - Joke of the Week 11:05 - What Shouldn't You Have to Ask For?21:00 - Blind Rankings31:08 - Friend of the Show40:18 - Human Shazam 48:11 - You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/14/202451 minutes, 12 seconds
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216. "I've Done Some Things"

There is a nice amount of pizazz in this episode and we can't quite put our finger on the reason as to why. Perhaps it is because the infamous marathon video is finally out on YouTube. It seems to have loosened Skin up a bit in particular. Unfortunately Gode is feeling slightly lighter in the pocket this week courtesy of some shopping by his daughter. Apparently he isn't the only parent that has had this situation occur. We also have some cracking new movies that we simply must get out and film! Hope you enjoy and here is how it went:0:55 - Gode Out Of Retirement 5:11 - Israel Folau & Karmichael Hunt7:48 - Joke of the Week10:27 - What Is That Child Doing? 17:31 - Letter Change The Plot 24:07 - Worst Sporting Trophies31:48 - Famous Who’s Who41:25 - You’re in for an XOh also that full marathon video is here: https://youtu.be/uqUpZ3eaSqI?si=2ADybu0BlDedZt7zWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/7/202444 minutes, 37 seconds
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215. A Guinea Pig Named 'Daddy' feat. Jana

Welcome back! In something close to the words from Fall Out Boy, let's take over because the break's over. Jana joins us this episode with some super exciting news, although it does make Leigh's typical line of questioning a little bit tougher. We get to hear some of the best dating app profiles, Jana has a million name options for her new Guinea Pigs and we witness one of the greatest come back wins in history! Here is how things went:1:42 - Have you the Bab…ies?4:50 - Suit Fitting9:59 - Joke of the Week13:30 - Dating App Profiles18:20 - Cricket Watching 25:30 - Mickus Bought Beers27:00 - Namestorm38:29 - Reverse Malachi 47:12 - You’e in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/31/202450 minutes, 31 seconds
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Good Chat: Save It For The Podcast feat. Leigh

Last of this Good Chat series of conversations and it isn't the shortest episode but it is with the shortest person... Leighthal. What shaped his ridiculous sense of humour, why can he bowl with both arms and why did he move to Adelaide. The man who usually drives the podcast is now in the passenger seat being asked plenty of questions about himself. It's a reasonable chat... a 'Good Chat' you might even say!Oh P.s. We have a few wonderful (Great People) sponsors on board and they have a couple of offers for you here.Love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/24/202440 minutes, 4 seconds
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Good Chat: Love at First Sight feat. Skin

Ever wondered how Skin got his nickname? Or wondered what his real name actually is? Well this is the episode for you. It isn't ridiculous to say that Skin is the most intellectually inclined member of We Got The Chocolates. He has a Bachelor of Science which he has gone onto use regularly in his daily life and he had a very keen eye for entrepreneurship in his younger years. Despite this, he was essentially a superstar Rugby League player as a 12 year old before his career was cruelly cut short by lack of interest.Enjoy Skin's good chat. There has been some great feedback on these episodes and we love that you love getting to know us better.Oh P.s. We have a few wonderful (Great People) sponsors on board and they have a couple of offers for you here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/17/202434 minutes, 40 seconds
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Good Chat: Is that Fusilli of Me? feat. Gode

Gode is one of our favourite humans obviously. Great cricketer, great dad but most importantly he is brilliant off the cuff and can tell a story with the best of them. We have been looking forward to sitting down with him and having a 'Good Chat'. He tells us how he managed to impress his love interest as a skinny red head, wha he believes to be the most difficult part of parenting and what actually happened around that notorious debut story. We have appreciated the feedback on these episodes so far so we hope you enjoy this one as much as we did. Love you ❤️Oh P.s. We have a few sensational (Great People) sponsors on board and they have a couple of offers for you here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/10/202437 minutes, 33 seconds
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Happy 200th Episode!

We went to the Gabba for our 200th Ep celebration and things went... swimmingly. That's a really clever joke that you will get once you have listened. It was great to get the opportunity to celebrate our 200th Episode after 214 episodes. We brought some of the unluckiest Choccies we know along for the occasion so we captured their thoughts on all subjects from the David Beckham scandal to whether 10,000 rats is a wise choice in an animal kingdom battle!We also use this episode to recap just how unlucky some of the entrants were.Please enjoy!Oh P.s. We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/9/202444 minutes, 21 seconds
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Good Chat: Drinking Beers & Running Marathons feat. Mickus

We went to the Hunter Valley recently and used the down time as a way to learn more about each other. The hope was simply that you would get a chance to learn a bit more about each person outside of what you hear on the weekly We Got The Chocolates podcast. Mickus was first to take centre stage. He is a wedding videographer, loves surfing and building lego but there is also plenty more to know about this great man!Hope you enjoy this relaxed chat with the guy responsible for filming the content you see... but also responsible for 90% of the laughs you hear!Oh P.s. We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/3/202441 minutes, 33 seconds
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2023 Summary - Top 10 Moments

We used this week to look back at our favourite moments from 2023. We think this is our top 10 but we weren't confident enough to put more than three in actual order. So please do let us know what you think should round out the top 5! Enjoy some of the moments that made us laugh the most this year. Thank you so much for coming on this journey with us, good luck in the future and we will speak to you next week. Oh P.s. We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/27/202334 minutes, 5 seconds
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214. Dasher Baron Cohen

This episode is Christmas. You have probably never heard Reindeer mentioned so many times in one podcast episode ever in your life but we are so okay with that for one week of the year. We are really going to struggle to narrow down some of the unlucky people entering the 200th episode competition as you will hear. Gode has the best Christmas song reveal ever and Mickus' menu for his Christmas Lunch sounds somewhat questionable. Here is how it went:3:45 How To Ruin a Gender Reveal5:30 Joke of the Week7:30 Lyric Substitu-Skin12:50 Unluckiest Moments23:30 Reindeer Namestorm29:49 CategoriesWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/20/202340 minutes
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213. Artificial Ding Dong

We find out just how generous of a guy Mickus can be when it comes to shouting a round! Crashing your car is potentially unlucky enough but crashing your car into your girlfriend's car in the main street of a town just seems ridiculous, but not for one particular Choccie! Gode has created a new game although it could be very tough for you to make it through the jingle for it. Oh and someone accidentally went live on TikTok whilst trying to shave their nether regions... now that is smooth! A lot of fun this week. Here is how it went:3:14 Best Night Ever for Mickus7:58 Joke of the Week10:55 So Unlucky20:04 Fake or Real News25:30 In the Doghouse32:23 Reverse Malachi We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/13/202342 minutes, 21 seconds
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212. Mickus' Mara

We are not sure if an episode has ever been directly named after Mickus but we were pretty sure that his efforts on the weekend meant that this one needed to be. He attended the Better Beer 'Day For It' party and after telling us that he would be leaving early, he tucked into a large one. Normally that would be fine but the big fella had an ultra marathon to complete the next day? Did he make it through? Well you will find out! 6:30 Joke of the week11:00 Merch and 200th Ep15:00 Mickus Mara19:55 Unhinged reviews26:45 Debate33:50 Fictionary41:30 You’re in for an X Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/6/202345 minutes, 28 seconds
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211. Off to the Nude-io

You heard correctly, we are heading across to the new studio (Nudio), but not before we did one final episode in the space where everything kicked off. We use this episode to take a little trip down memory lane and look back at some of the... well we wouldn't say highlights but maybe like "pivotal moments". We have some Social Sins & Wins to get through and we are hoping Robbie Williams pays us some Royalties. There is a new Friend of the Show and he is a somewhat familiar yet unreliable voice.We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/29/202343 minutes, 27 seconds
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210. Give Me A Baby... Name

Eloise and Rochelle join us to shed some light on what happened with this whole, "Being tricked into running a half marathon situation". It wasn't the most uplifted we have ever felt on the podcast. Which is quite concerning considering we record with Gode every week! We have a request to name a genuine human child... and we come through with the goods obviously. A Choccie sends in a hypothetical that is tailored specifically for Mickus. However, we really did not expect him to take it the direction he did! We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/22/202352 minutes, 40 seconds
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209. Nobody Likes You With a Pierced Willy

Is there any truth to the rumour that Leigh and Skin are incredibly talented and gifted painters? Is the new office space in ridiculously safe hands? Changing topic completely but still on the question train... does everyone shower in the morning? It is another week of delving deep to discover the answers to these types of questions. It isn't all just answering rhetorical questions on this week's podcast though, don't worry about that. We also have time to reflect on Glenn Maxwell' full body cramp and warm up the vocal pipes! Here is how it went:6:24 Joke of The Week8:28 Must or Dust16:45 Full Body Cramps26:04 Lyric Substituskin39:28 Taboo45:28 You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/15/202348 minutes, 12 seconds
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208. Cockapoodle Sue

When we finished this episode we looked at each other in the eye and Mickus said, "I'm going because it's really late". However, we all know if he had of stayed for any longer he would have said, "That episode was a genuine banger". Nice feedback to receive but we would rather hear it from you to be honest. It had some cracking nicknames that will really get the noggin working, some horrific dating stories, changing a letter to significantly impact the plots of movies, and we debut a new game to find out who hums the most! Here is how things went:02:40 Weird First Encounters 07:00 Joke of the Week10:25 Nicknames16:42 Worst Dating Stories 23:50 Letter Change the Plot34:10 Humdog Millionaire 40:45 You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/8/202344 minutes, 41 seconds
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207. Amster-Damn That Is No Good

Skin has left Leighthal in charge of organising his Bucks Party/ Stag Do. He does't feel particularly confident leaving him responsible for anything that requires prior planning so Leighthal asked you for ideas... and we aren't sure if the Do's were very helpful but the Don'ts definitely were! We have more unhinged reviews and Skin is in a pretty ropey mood as it turns out. A Friend of the Show then challenges Gode to a game of Human Shazam which makes wonderful listening!We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/1/202343 minutes, 43 seconds
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206. Small Thighs & Chronic Back Pain

Can you drive a car without a dash board? It is a question that Skin never thought he would have to cover with his Physics/ Chemistry degree but in this episode we unpack the pros and cons. We play Fictionary which leads to us learning the definition of CBPCBD and it will leave you inspired to weave it into conversation regularly. Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit was the victim of a wonderful prank and Skin appears to have a very memorable face. Here is how it went: 2:20 Photographic Memory5:20 Joke of the Week7:40 Pranks13:35 Your Car Quirks29:38 Things you can say…33:10 Fictionary39:50 You’re in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/25/202343 minutes, 22 seconds
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205. You Got What Pierced? Feat. Dyl Buckley

Former AFL player and current podcasting guru, Dylan Buckley joins us as a cohost this week. Well actually we essentially just rocked up and used his studio whilst we were in Melbourne last weekend. So he kind of hosted us, but then we hosted him on the podcast. We got to speak to him about everything from Skin's anger when drinking to his mission with his podcast network. He also had some great contributions to a couple of our favourite segments. Must or Dust and "Bits you do to annoy your partner" in particular!You can have a stalk of Dyl's social channels here.Hope you enjoy and also be sure to check out the current offers from our sponsors! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/18/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 24 seconds
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204. A Morning Wouldn't

Have you ever tried to name an Air Fryer? Fryer to this episode we actually hadn't either. However, we now think it as an absolute necessity to name yours! Reece Walsh has helped us bring back "Ya Mum" jokes and you probably forgot just how much they can cut to the core of you. We have a ludicrous hypothetical debate where the only thing we can all agree on is that Mickus is an idiot. Also don't miss the debut of another new jingle for a game we have played before. Here is how it went: 00:30 Went Well on the Weekend 5:00 Joke of the Week8:00 Namestorm15:45 Yo Mama23:50 10,000 Rats 30:33 Not So Secret Sound38:23 You’re in for an X We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/11/202341 minutes, 31 seconds
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203. The Girl I'm Getting To Know

We have heard Leigh refer to this 'girl he is getting to know' quite a bit. So Skin put him to the test this week to work out just how well he does know her in a game of Perfect Couples! We forgot something fairly integral last week, but it turns out the Choccies have actually forgotten even worse things. We debut a new game and Mickus goes totally rogue with the jingle and we take a look at some of the most unhinged reviews ever left. Here is how things went:01:30 Skin’s Quest to Watch the Footy06:48 Joke of the Week9:50 The Girl Leigh is Getting to Know18:40 Unhinged Reviews27:30 Most Important Thing You’ve Forgotten37:30 Categories43:16 You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/4/202346 minutes, 15 seconds
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202. Planet of the Vapes

Skin unveils an eyebrow-raising theory that explores the uncanny correlation between guys with small thighs and large... Johnsons! 🦵💪 🎬 We're also introducing a brand-new segment where we prove that changing just one letter in a movie title can completely flip the plot! 🎤 Plus, 'Lyric Substiut-Skin' is back with a twist! 🔄 This time, there's no room for individual choices when it comes to songs. 💬 And if that's not enough, prepare to dive deep into the wacky world of Google searches as we uncover some of the weirdest questions people ask the search engine giant. 🤖🧐Grab your headphones, and hit that play button. Here is how it went:1:00 Justin Bieber’s Quok 4:10 Joke of the week7:20 Social Sins and Wins12:55 Letter change the plot18:00 Lyric Substitut-Skin26:00 Google Feud33:50 Get FactWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/27/202336 minutes, 43 seconds
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201. Don't Go Bacon My Heart

We have more nicknames ready for you to potentially unleash on your mates. Although, to be honest a lot of them seem to only work for people named quite specific things! We find out why Wade Seccombe was calling Leighthal last episode and whether Skin might potentially be on his radar after his performance on the weekend. Friend of the Show number 28 is awarded and his ability to spice up a phone conversation is second to none. Mickus and Gode also put in one of the all time great Taboo performances... and by great we mean frighteningly shocking. Here is how things went:7:50 Joke of the Week10:20 Give You a Listening To12:00 Must or Dust21:30 FOTS32:50 Nicknames37:55 Taboo44:25 You’re In for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/20/202348 minutes, 24 seconds
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200. Smell What The Quokk is Cooking

Okay Australia Zoo we have seriously saved you here. This episode contains a shortlist of the only names suitable for a Quokka. They are supreme. Gode saw some flying lawnmowers at the Beaudesert show last weekend, Skin and Leigh tried their hand at Mceeing an event with around 700 people in attendance and faced a few serious troubles and Mickus gives you a little too much information about how life works when you have two broken arms. There is also a cracking game to finish but it has no name, can you please help? Here is how things went:00:45 - The Beaudesert Show05:47 - Joke of the Week07:59 - Namestorm13:42 - Hardest Thing Ever23:20 - Headline Hoaxes 31:00 - Movie Age Game36:20 - You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/13/202339 minutes, 53 seconds
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199. "Lovely Spot" Feat Jana

Do you think you can refer to an entire city as a "lovely spot"? We are really thinking you can't after Skin's story this week. Jana is back on to confirm the age of her baby. We had one of the worst flying experiences imaginable despite the fact that said company are obviously 'great people'. Bios on Instagram and TikTok etc can be something we spend a lot of time thinking about, so in this episode we basically try to rule out lots of options! Here is how things went:0:30 - How old is the baby? 1:45 - Lovely Spot5:20 - Flying 12:23 - Joke of the Week16:00 - Snap or Snub26:53 - Would You Rather Bio37:40 - The Slogo Game43:00 - You’re in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/6/202347 minutes, 43 seconds
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198. Tuna Half Men

Skin has a first job story that borders on maybe being against the law... we think. Make up your own mind because he recounts it in great detail! We speak to Kate McCarthy about the pressure of selecting the list of best players at the end of the game, and go over her theory as to why the Adelaide Crows weren't as angry as they should have been. We even have time to learn what the phrase 'clam jam' means! Here is how things went:00:50 - Skin & Mickus On The Rocks 04:45 - Joke of the Week 08:00 - First Jobs19:01 - Kate McCarthy 35:34 - Namestorm39:52 - Fictionary45:00 - You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/30/202347 minutes, 41 seconds
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Good Chat: Wrestlemania with Keegan Hipgrave

Keegan Hipgrave flew all the way from Sydney to Brisbane just to be on our podcast! That's not true at all but he did happen to be up here so he was kind enough to jump on for a chat. We felt like we could have spoken to him for hours to be honest. We cover the funniest moments from his career (including trying to put the moves on Payne Haas), why he had to medically retire from the game he loves and what he is doing now.He is an inspiring human trying to make a difference in an area that he feels incredibly passionate about. You can find out more about Keegan's new project here.We also again wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/29/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 56 seconds
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197. Prince Albert Heirlooms

It is no secret that we are often late, however Skin paid a signifcant price for trying to make us on time this week! We've been seeing lots of 'blind rankings' when it comes to sport, but have you ever heard a person blind rank a variety of miscellaneous food and beverages? Well you will in this episode. We butchered a few more songs and have a cracking new game. What a week on the tools. Here is how things went:1:39 - Your Speeding Is Fine5:10 - Joke of the Day9:05 - Blind Rankings17:30 - Friend of the Show27:45 - Lyric Substituskin34:15 - Guess the Sound42:00 - You're in for a Tweet (Still)We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/23/202346 minutes, 46 seconds
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196. Red Hot Willy Peckers

Naming tools must be a really hard job. That is something absolute we discovered in this episode. Leigh and Skin have a serious issue with lateness (or potentially just not arriving at all). We find out where butterflies come from and discover that training is actually key to being somewhat useful at sport! Plenty happening that is for sure and here is how it went: 00:55 - Trouble From Our Weekend07:30 - Joke of the Week12:00 - Social Sins & Wins17:22 - Namestorm for a Wena 25:05 - Being Late 36:00 - Google Feud40:20 - Wrap It UpWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/16/202343 minutes, 11 seconds
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195. Rubber Tubes... No Thanks I'm Busy

Annoying your partner, significant other or girl you are getting to know is a difficult skill to master, but we have a list of examples that are near perfect! We discuss whether going do the toilet during a phone call can be acceptable in any situation, and whether it is time for emojis to make their way into emails. We find a new friend of the show who claims he is a genius at movie trivia... and we genuinely think he is telling the truth. Here is how it went:1:30 - Retiring from SuperCoach4:00 - The Choc Line7:18 - Joke of the Week10:50 - Bits that Annoy Your Partner 20:10 - Must or Dust29:00 - Strange but Real Names34:40 - Our New FOTS39:00 - You’re A Quizzard 44:55 - X Got Give It To YaWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/9/202351 minutes, 17 seconds
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194. Hip Hip Hugh Rae Feat. Jana

Jana is back and she is ready to decide whether our significant others have genuine reason for anger in regards to our annoying habits. Leigh has been embarrassing himself left, right and centre again which is hardly surprising. We actually think we have the best instalment of Nicknames for your mate yet! Finally, Jana makes her Taboo debut, and she has never experienced such extreme pressure. Here is how it went:1:10 - Classic Mix Up4:07 - Joke of the Week6:25 - Weird Reviews10:07 - Best Nicknames for Mates17:30 - Hardly See How That's My Fault32:58 - Blame the Algorithm38:30 - TabooWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/2/202351 minutes, 9 seconds
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193. Marilyn Monroe-w Row Row Your Boat

We are naming a boat this week and by the way we also have two requests to name real children! That surely says something about legitimacy of the Namestorm segment. Skin has an issue with exclamation points in titles, Mickus is the worst designated driver we have ever seen and Gode isn't remotely phased by the price of eggs skyrocketing. We also have a look at which stars have started their career on a talent show. Here is some segments for you to work with:01:20 - Our Weekend08:15 - Joke of the Week10:04 - Namestorm15:57 - Mistranslation 21:25 - The Price of Eggs26:23 - Social Sins & Wins34:50 - Human Shazam42:00 - Get FactWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/26/202345 minutes, 54 seconds
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192. Doomah Story Make Sense?

Have you ever found yourself considering... if two famous people came across each other at an event, who would ask who for a photo? Well don't worry because we have thought about it for you. Leighthal talks us through a stitch up he experienced in his teaching days. We also have plenty of things you might find yourself relating to when we chat about random times in life we experience anxiety! Here is how it went:0:33 - Hamood3:30 - Joke of the Day 6:10 - Unnecessary Anxiety12:30 - Do Toby Choose a Fridge Name16:54 - Friend of the Show 22:00 - Snap or Snub29:11 - Movie Quotes35:25 - Wrapping It UpWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/19/202337 minutes, 23 seconds
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Good Chat: What is Major League Cricket? Feat. Josh Dascombe

Gode and Dascombe are best mates and somehow Gode generally manages to weave in a story about 'Dashy' every episode. Josh is over working in the USA on Major League Cricket but when he was back on a work trip (apparently) last year, we took the opportunity to record a podcast with him! Back then Major League Cricket seemed so far away from starting, however fast forwarding to today and it has already started with a bang!Enjoy this piece of bonus content as we attempt to strike the balance between telling many of the funny stories Dashy has contributed to our lives, but also getting some insight into the plan for introducing cricket to the US and how one of the masterminds behind it explains it to girls he goes on dates with!We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/19/202336 minutes, 11 seconds
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191. Here's a Scoop!

There is no question that none of us are known combatants and Gode's story from the weekend really highlights that. We talk through the training schedule for jingle practice and name a new fridge. We don't want to give much away here, but one of the fridge names is all time. Of course we also follow up on the Scoop School saga because that is just what we do... we get to the bottom of things... mainly the ladder in most sporting teams we play in. Anyway here is how the episode went:00:43 - Paintball05:16 - Joke of the Week9:00 - Scoop School16:55 - Jingle Practice22:23 - Great Barrier Reef-Ridgerator30:30 - The Slogo Game35:05 - TidbitsWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here.Ps merch is in stock and it is delightful. Love you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/12/202337 minutes, 58 seconds
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190. How to Run a Marathon Feat. Jana

Can you run a marathon and not tell anyone about it? Well certainly not on this podcast so instead we unpack the immense pain we experienced. We found out Mickus is a stinking bloke and he doesn't even try to deny it. Jana is on for her first 'Lyric Substitut-Skin' experience. She doesn't think we are weird at all...We also go through some classic 'Would You Rather' scenarios and try to guess what people are asking Google! Good times. Here is how it went:1:27 - Reverse Sweeping in the Footy4:01 - Joke of the Week6:11 - That Marathon15:46 - Lyric Substitut-Skin26:50 - Would You Rather 37:00 - Google Feud 46:40 - You're in for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here.Ps merch is out. Love you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/5/202350 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Prince Albert Story: Start to Finish

Join us on this rollercoaster ride as we revisit Mitch's incredible journey as a result of flirting with the dangers of the odds game! From the moment he took a huge L in podcast episode 170, to the unforgettable pinnacle where his piston was pierced, this bonus episode takes you on a wild ride. You will hear some of the moments you remember all too well, however we also sat Skin down and asked him to reflect on how he was feeling during these key moments. There are reactions from Eloise and Jana, cautionary tales and the things we heard in the room on piercing day, it is the full Prince Albert story arc... in one condensed episode. Get ready to grab your Lucky 27 shirt, available this Thursday 6th of July 2023, to commemorate this extraordinary tale of chance and bravery. (stupidity). We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/4/202337 minutes, 8 seconds
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189. Root and Mayo Everywhere

Gode has a story about Leigh's keenness to save a dollar, there are plenty more nicknames for you to take to your workplace and we finally let you all know what we think of Baz Ball. Apparently no one is massively sold on the name though so we can feel a 'Namestorm' coming on! We brainstorm what items we would take if we were burglars and let you know when the new merch will be ready (although we are pretty sure we got the day wrong in hindsight... we are good). Here is how it went:1:50 - Leighthal's Shout6:16 - Joke of the Week11:15 - Work Nicknames15:41 - Baz Ball23:00 - Inconvenient Burglary32:10 - Taboo We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/28/202342 minutes, 23 seconds
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188. Chop It Up

Leigh recounts his misadventures as a terrible Brisbane tour guide, while Mickus delivers a fantastic Race Car joke. There are some lively debates on bragging about your coffee shots for the day, and checking eggs before buying them. We also explore some peculiar terms thrown around when purchasing a TV and when filming ads and we think they will leave you scratching your head. There is even time for building our vocabulary by studying the Urban Dictionary. Here is how it went:1:00 - Tour Guiding and Jokes6:22 - Must or Dust15:30 - Amazing Phrasing 25:30 - Friend of the Show33:00 - Fictionary You're in for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/21/202345 minutes, 26 seconds
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187. A Rod Goes Deep, Wang Hurt

We bring you innuendo-laden fake headlines that will keep you guessing. Test the caliber of your celebrity crush with Gode's snap or snub game, and discover the quirkiest things we do when we think no one is watching. Get stuck in! Here is how it went:01:03 - Best Nickname 2:01- Babysitting… or is it?4:39- Joke of the Week 7:50- Headline Hoaxes 14:21- Snap or Snub  22:39- The Quirk Zone 30:50- You’re a Quizzard Gode38:55- You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/14/202341 minutes, 23 seconds
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186. World's Longest Kiss

Skin went on a romantic trip, and just ducked out for a quick 18km run which Gode thought was a marvellous ideas. We get to the bottom of this "I love you" situation and explore the world of weird records and uncover astonishing achievements. We all shuffle through the topics pretty quickly... except Mickus he genuinely didn't know that you could shuffle! It might even be the week where Gode faces some stiff competition in Human Shazam! Have a listen, here is how it went:00:45 - Gode meets his idol! 05:10 - Skin’s Romantic Trip08:54 - Joke of the Week10:48 - I Love You16:00 - Weird Records26:10 - What Have You Been Doing Wrong?31:15 - Human Shazam 37:33 - You’re in for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/7/202341 minutes, 14 seconds
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185. I Like Big Skin and I Cannot Lie

Is it possible to find silver linings in the most infuriating situations? Leigh had a serious mishap at the driving range that involves a cascade of golf balls, and our beloved Choccies (our listeners) join in the fun by sending in songs where they replace the lyrics with the word 'Skin,' resulting in a musical extravaganza. To top it things off, we put our movie knowledge to the test as we try to identify the films behind a collection of random quotes. Here are the times if you are humming along:00:59 - Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit 02:30 - Gode’s Ick05:10 - Joke of the Week08:52 - Every Cloud has a Silver Lining 18:15 - Lyric Substitut-Skin from the Choccies24:36 - Friend of the Show 32:40 - 2 Babe Ruths & An Anna BlighWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/31/202343 minutes, 22 seconds
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184. A Great Suck-cess

We dive into Mitch's less-than-stellar triathlon performance (spoiler alert: it's a comedic disaster). We'll also navigate through the wild world of social media comments, sharing the best and worst gems we've stumbled upon. Get ready for some pun-derful fun as we name a vacuum cleaner for you. Plus, buckle up for a heartwarming surprise as Mitch accidentally drops an "I love you" bombshell on his unsuspecting financial advisor. 00:55 - Skin's Tri07:10 - Joke of the Week10:23 - Social Sins & Wins18:48 - Namestorm for a Vacuum 25:43 - Weirdest Places You’ve Fallen Asleep32:50 - Slogo Game40:30 - Get FactWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/24/202347 minutes, 23 seconds
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183. Beach Spooning Feat. Jana

Jana joins us again to go through her 'icks'. We also navigate the world of red flags, green flags, and what it means for an event to be a 'tit-out'. We cringe, we feel uncomfortable and we use pet names but the good news is, this episode will get you thinking about your own quirks. We unravel an update on the anonymous farter, a recurring mystery that has captured our attention and there is even a new Friend of the Show! 00:00 - Welcome Scouts01:03 - Upselling 04:59 - Joke of the Week08:00 - Our New Shirts10:30 - Red Flag/ Green Flag 21:24 - Genuine Icks24:10 - Friend of the Show32:17 - Anonymous Farter37:52 - FictionaryWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/17/202347 minutes, 50 seconds
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182. Medical Seggs Ban

There are still so many unanswered questions about the Prince Albert piercing trip to Melbourne. Therefore, it was only fitting to have a Q&A session from the Choccies in this episode. One of the most asked questions to skin was, "What does you fiance Eloise think of it?" For this question, we had to actually get Eloise on to answer. Here is how things went:1:08 - Magic Round Story 7:00 - Joke of the Week 10:00 - Best Reviews 12:50 - Prince Albert Q&A20:29 - Eloise Reacts 28:44 - Lyric Substitut-Skin37:13 - Google Feud 45:00 - You’re in for a tweet  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/10/202347 minutes, 42 seconds
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181. From Pain to Pleasure... Maybe?

This is probably the episode you have been waiting for ever since that iconic odds game moment! Skin spills all the juicy details about his wild piercing trip. From the piercer's studio to the healing process, he leaves no stone unturned. Meanwhile, Gode showcases his creativity by picking the punniest football team imaginable. And Leigh gets a taste of his own medicine when he crumbles under the pressure of Taboo. Here is how it went:01:30 - Joke of the Week 4:45 - The Trip 15:25 - In the Room Where it Happened 19:54 - Gode's Player Nicknames27:30 - Marathon Dangers 33:00 - Taboo39:50 - You're in for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/3/202343 minutes, 10 seconds
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180. Meet The Piercer! Feat. Jana

Jana week on the podcast which means a couple of things: a) we cop plenty of heat for most responses and life decisions and b) there are far less puns but far more hateful reactions to Leigh's puns. We also get to speak to the lady who will have the huge (that's probably wishful) responsibility of giving Skin his Prince Albert. She almost alleviates all the worries in the world... almost. Here is how it went! 7:25 - Joke of the Week9:30 - Case of the Farts 11:35 - Prince Albert Piercer 23:35 - Best Pets 34:13 - Blame The Algorithm40:21 - Human Shazam 47:40 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/26/202350 minutes, 40 seconds
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179. Family Planning - Use Rear Entrance

Mickus is on holiday again this week, but we were sure to get him on the phone for his favourite seg, 'Must or Dust'. Skin runs us through some great life advice, Leigh is still talking about that premiership win, and Gode's game '2 Babe Ruth’s & an Anna Bligh' has had a nice little revamp, but can he defend his throne after last week's dominant quiz performance? 1:08 - Hat-tricks4:24 - Joke of the Week8:42 - SuperCoach Update10:15 - Worst Crowd Calls19:05 - ad19:20 - Must or Dust31:19 - Best Life Advice35:30 - 2 Babe Ruth’s & an Anna BlighWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/19/202347 minutes, 57 seconds
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178. Naan Disclosure with Matt Denny

Matt Denny stole our hearts last year at the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham when he won Gold in the Men's Discus. We have been wanting to get him on the podcast for ages to discus this (pun intended). He talks training, drug tests and celebrations. We also have a cautionary tale from a listener before Skin locks in his nether-regions piercing. Here is how it went:1:00 - Matt Denny Jingle2:58 - Weird Sleeping6:11 - Joke of the Week9:23 - Throwing Heavy Plates23:10 - Prince Albert Cautionary Tale30:55 - You're a Quizzard Gode38:5 - You're in for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/13/202342 minutes, 51 seconds
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177. Leigh Got The Chocolates

There is an age old question that we don't feel like has ever been answered properly, and that question is ... can you successfully podcast on Mad Monday? Well we will let you be the judge of that when you hear Leighthal's attempt throughout this episode. Make sure you listen the whole way through because we are reasonably sure you might want to leave a review after the way Gode finishes the episode. Here is how things went:1:00 - Joke of the Week 2:52 - Leigh's Huge Win 8:45 - Premiership Grey Areas 19:32 - Namestorming Plants 31:00 - F1 Wrap Up33:00 - Guess That Movie 40:49 - You're in for a Tweet44:45 - Ratings and Reviews We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/5/202345 minutes, 57 seconds
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176. He Ate A Urinal Cake!

Skin has definitely got himself in some strife by meddling with the 'Odds' game, so we wanted to see if there were other people out there who have fallen into the same trap. There a few more nicknames for your workmates and also some of the most memorable moments from sporting press conferences. You will struggle to not use the expression "Hung like a hamster" from this point on. It was also Skin's birthday on the day of recording and he received some very suggestive gifts! Here is how things went:1:30 - Hitting the Gym5:13 - Joke of the Week 8:30 - Odds Game Losses 15:30 - You Win Some You Lose Some 20:20 - Funny Press Conferences 32:10 - Nicknames for Workmates 36:20 - Google Feud 43:30 - You're in for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/29/202346 minutes, 33 seconds
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175. Albert Update... "You Might Hear A Crack"

This week is all about getting some idea of how badly Skin's Odds Game loss from a couple of weeks ago is really going to hurt. Oh and we do mean, physically hurt. The good news is, Ethan is on the phone and he has had his Prince Albert for fifteen years and he is a wonderful fountain of knowledge for Skin (not to be confused with foreskin). Here is how things went:1:22 - Gode Hates Waiting 7:00 - Joke of the Week10:00 - Fake or Real Headline 17:06 - Drawing a Line on Celebrations28:19 - What's Having a Prince Albert Like?39:00 - The Slogo Game Check out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not.We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/22/202346 minutes, 8 seconds
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174. Big Mobs Püssy Down There

What is the one job that you wouldn't expect a camera operator to screw up? To be fair Mickus is a lot more than that for The Chocs. but goodness me he had a meltdown. Gode isn't convinced that a great excuse for losing is "I had a wet dream", Skin and Leigh team up for a game at the end which leads to some interesting arguments. Here is how it went: 1:05 - I wish I never...4:10 - Joke of the Week6:24 - Jake Paul's Wet Dream10:00 - Excuses16:00 - Mickus Friks Up18:00 - Flat Track Bullies21:00 - Taboo29:35 - Get FactCheck out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not.We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/15/202334 minutes, 5 seconds
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173. Emit Smoke from Seven Orifices

Some of the idioms and phrases we use in life are pretty strange... but they have nothing on the whacko ones we go through in this episode! Mickus had a nightmare of a day that we can't wait for you to hear about. Also Gode is a freak with his musical knowledge. Here are some key moments:1:00 - We Suck at Organisation 5:53 - Joke of the Week 8:20 - Putting Mayo on Stories13:15 - Are you an Idiom? 23:16 - Most Outrageous Claims 29:50 - SuperCoach Update 33:20 - Human Shazam Check out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not.We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/8/202343 minutes, 56 seconds
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172. How Big Is Your Beanis? Feat. Jana

Jana jumps back in as a guest host this week and Mitch starts by asking what he should grab his fiancé for her birthday... despite the fact her birthday is the next day. You can imagine how well that goes down. We also teach Jana a heck of a lot of new phrases (we don't think she will be in a hurry to use them), Mickus is disappointed he's not getting a Prince Albert and we discuss whether Russell Crowe would be any good at tennis! Here are some time stamps:1:00 - Still have the baby?5:00 - Hard Launching A Relationship9:10 - Joke of the Week13:05 - Dress Codes with Russell Crowe19:35 - Must or Dust28:40 - Eloise on Prince Alberts36:24 - FictionaryCheck out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not.We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/1/202344 minutes, 56 seconds
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171. Chat GPT & Coffee?

If you're anything like Skin I'm sure you've heard all about Open AI's Chat GPT, but the real question is can it keep up with Gode and Leigh's puns?We find out this episode, plus we have a chat about some of the most outrageous claims we & the Choccies have ever heard, and Dave the Brit Knows Jack Shit attempts to run us through a new game!Oh and we got new intro music, what do you think of it?2:10 - How's your funny bone?4:00 - Joke of the Day/Week 5:56 - Most Outrageous Claims16:41 - Chat GPT23:10 - Sports Superstitions30:35 - Is This Movie Older or Younger?38:53 - You’re in for a TweetCheck out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not. We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/22/202343 minutes
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170. Peen Piercings

Some of the best nicknames we have ever come across leads to a chat that Skin would quickly love to forget about. We tried to step foot into the world of acting and the results were quite disastrous. India managed to do the best pitch doctoring of all time where it was only doctored when Australia was batting so we have to go through that. Oh and Gode also takes on a listener in another Trivia quiz! Ps. Mickus has the worst name for his fantasy team ever!Speaking of Fantasy, Gode wants to play you in NRL SuperCoach. Skin, Leigh and Mickus will all be playing as well. Here is the link to the group: https://bit.ly/ChocsNRLSupercoach9:03 - Best Fantasy Team Names 15:00 - SuperCoach Chocs Group 17:00 - Overthinking Cricket 20:45 - Social Sins and Wins 24:04 - Best Nicknames 30:00 - Odds of a Prince Albert 31:30 - You’re A Quizzard Gode 41:45 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/15/202344 minutes, 45 seconds
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169. Selena Goatmez

Is it in you? That is a slogan and apparently not for the website we thought! The Joke of the Week came from a playboy magazine (great articles). Apparently we have been saying Musk or Dust so we clear that up, Skin broke down a couple of acronyms for us and we named a pet goat! It was great to be back in the same room this week. If you got through last week you will find this episode a treat!2:10 - Skin's Haircut5:00 - Joke of the Week11:00 - GOAT Namestorm14:30 - Tom Brady20:20 - Retirements27:45 - Friend of the Show36:15 - The Slogan Game43:00 - Get FactWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/8/202345 minutes, 53 seconds
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Good Chat: Mitchell Starc, Nathan Lyon, Marnus Labuschagne

Skin and Leigh made the trip down to Sydney to interview a few Australian Cricketers before the launch of "The Test" on Prime Video. They asked the big hitting questions like, "Who is your funniest teammate", "Are ice baths Overrated" and "Does Nathan Lyon love shadow batting?"However, there was also time top hit them with some of our best cricket themed jokes! And they were absolute hit for everyone except one of them... we will let you work out who that was! We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/6/202313 minutes, 12 seconds
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168. Missing Half His Ear?

What’s a better partnership than Brooke Pancake being sponsored by Waffle House? Turns out there are quite a few!In other news Gode’s dad delivered his pool to the wrong house, a Manchester criminal is now known as 18 months because he only has an ear and a half, and Human Shazam is pretty tough to play over a video call!3:44 - Where Do You Want The Pool?6:00 - Joke of the Day/Week 7:55 - The Perfect Sponsorship Doesn’t Exi…14:36 - Worst Rules in Sport 23:32 - He’s Only Got an Ear and a Half30:22 - Human Shazam35:59 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/1/202339 minutes, 5 seconds
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167. Bit Stiff… His Back As Well

Can you introduce yourself to a new person and then ask to eat their leftover food less than a minute later? We wouldn’t have thought so but it can happen apparently. Michael Clarke tearing his Hamstring in combat inspired us to go through some very funny ways people have acquired injuries!  1:30 - Eating Other People’s Leftovers 3:53 - Joke of the Week 6:58 - Best & Worst of Social Media 11:30 - Stinking Crowd Behaviour18:40 - Avoiding Hangovers 24:30 - Michael Clarke 32:10 - Google Feud  We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/25/202340 minutes, 52 seconds
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166. Tap-Arse? Great Spanish Cuisine

We welcome Gode and Mickus back into the fold this week and Gode gets straight back into action by gifting Skin with a free clinic on how to make a pun! We speak to a Friend of the Show and find out that Skin is very up to date with youthful language. Here is how it went: 1:30 - Gode's Body Clock 3:40 - Wrong Lyrics 5:26 - Joke of the Week7:05 - Worst Excuses You've Heard 15:41 - Terrible Cock Ups 22:29 - Friend of the Show 30:10 - Fictionary  We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/18/202338 minutes, 54 seconds
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165. I Miss My Ex-Girlfriend with Billy Darcy

Leigh and Skin had a trip to Sydney booked in and therefore needed a guest to bring the heat on the podcast this week... and Billy Darcy was just the man for the job. An incredibly funny guy with some wonderful stories! Here is how the chat went: 1:00 - Meet Billy Darcy5:40 - Leigh’s Lip Syncing5:30 - Joke of the Day/Week11:56 - Rogue News Headlines18:09 - Stand Up Comedy Heckles30:41 - Stupid Cricket Rules36:39 - Must or Dust45:32 - Get Fact We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/11/202349 minutes, 11 seconds
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164. The Big Sex Ban

Couple of fantastic stories about Skin and Leigh in this episode, one is quite recent... and one is a blast from the past! We also did a Namestorm that went for far too long so we are sorry about that but at least if you ever have a wheelbarrow that needs a name... you have 10 minutes worth of audio to refer to. Here is how the episode went:  1:30 - Skin's Questionable Behaviour 5:30 - Jokes with Folk8:20 - Bali Sex Law Change15:07 - Football Nudity 20:00 - Man of the Match24:30 - Namestorm35:00 - What's your favourite sauce?  We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.       Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/4/202337 minutes, 26 seconds
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163. "I Wish You Wouldn't Use The Word Anal"

We used the New Year as an opportunity to look back at some of the best moments from the We Got The Chocolates podcast in 2022 as voted by... Leigh. We can get organised and do a countdown from you next year! It was a late idea I'll be honest.  1:10 - Orientation/ Scene Setting/ Explanation 4:32 - The Countdown Begins!28:35 - Notable Mentions31:24 - Where to find us We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/28/202233 minutes, 36 seconds
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Rehashed: Marnus Labuschagne

Uploading this on Boxing Day because there is no better time to get a few laughs and some great cricket insights from the number 1 Test batter in the world! If you like cricket, Marnus gives you plenty of content in the middle of this episode, and if you don't like cricket... there is a great reflection on where the "Namestorm" segment came from and some quality Must or Dusts! We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/26/202228 minutes, 18 seconds
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162. Christmas Carols or Susans?

We simply had to get into the festive spirit and discuss our favourite Christmas, whether some traditions are better than others and identify who has the best ear for Carols! All the bells and whistles... well just bells actually. You will hear a few of them in the background. Here is how the episode went: 1:30 - Christmas Edition Stories 11:00 - Rogue Joke 13:00 - Must or Dust 23:15 - Human Shazam 31:55 - Christmas Bon Bon Jokes We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/21/202241 minutes, 42 seconds
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161. Don't say this at a Wedding!

We are on Gode's back deck this week which seems to improve everyone's mood! There is Bamboo behind us which leads to a wonderful Panda related joke from Gode. Skin continues to avoid puns like the plague and Leigh throws out millions of them. Here is how the episode went: 2:17 - Self Serve Things5:30 - A Joke for you8:21 - Thomas' Email 10:40 - Wedding Speech Cliches 17:00 - David Warner 22:50 - Social Media Comments 25:10 - Dumbest Questions 30:11 - Your responses 33:20 - Beer sizes  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/14/202239 minutes, 24 seconds
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160. Marcia Hines-Sight

We tried a new game this week involving guessing songs and it went... well quite poorly. This obviously leads to Gode spraying everyone as per usual. We got another great Joke of the Day entry sent in which you have to hear. Plenty of laughs in this episode and here is how it went: 2:00 - We saw Burlesque5:00 - Joke of the Week7:40 - Why Gode hates Cafes11:25 - Scratching Our Heads 14:04 - Reversing In19:21 - Review 22:15 - Most Instagram Followers 25:27 - Baz Ball29:51 - Luckiest Ever Batter 31:00 - Human Shazam 36:35 - Get Fact  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/7/202240 minutes, 13 seconds
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159. Grow Up! With Jana

Jana is in as guest host for this episode and brings a real voice of ... well mainly disappointment in us. It does make for great listening though! We cover things that irritate you, longest winning streaks in sport and what Google is suggesting you search! Here is how it went: 1:32 - Parenting 1013:25 - The Joke 6:05 - Most Irritating Things 18:16 - Longest Winning Streaks 27:45 - Massive Losing Bet28:55 - Google Feud 37:40 - Get Fact We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/30/202240 minutes, 18 seconds
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158. Going To School Nude

Mitch has this recurring bad dream... where he goes to school nude. It's the first time we have ever heard of it, and he also hasn't had to go to school for about 8 years but sometimes nightmares are just too real. Gode also tees off about cricket a lot in this episode! Here is how it went... 1:12 Who is Who 2:10 Mitch’s Piss Poor Planning 6:10 Here’s Some Jokes9:10 Gode Likes Cricket 16:00 Pat Comments 19:04 Sock, Sock, Shoe, Shoe23:36 23 Contact Lenses in Eye27:30 You’re a Quizzard39:40 You’re In for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/23/202243 minutes, 25 seconds
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157. Average Length in PP

We try and get to the bottom of who is who on the podcast! We know the nicknames get confusing... particularly for us it turns out. We find out what Mitch sounds like with a higher pitch voice, and discover that some people enjoy beer during sex! Here is how it went: 1:20 - Leigh’s got a story5:30 - Joke of the day9:20 - Best time to have a beer19:40 - Our favourite listeners 21:55 - Overturned sporting decisions28:25 - Most embarrassing moments34:25 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/16/202239 minutes, 29 seconds
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156. Jamaica... Nah She Went Herself

Gode doesn't seem to be in the best mood for this episode... something about lateness is bothering him. You might not notice though, he barely mentioned it. This episode contains the Joke of the Day that has made us laugh the most. Here is how it went: 2:28 - Spa Etiquette 4:30 - Joke of the Day7:55 - Namestorm15:15 - League vs Union21:35 - Country Puns Ambush 29:40 - Get Fact 36:30 - Friend of the Show40:00 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/9/202243 minutes, 25 seconds
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155. Scared of Heights

If you have ever been to Brisbane you are no doubt familiar with the Gabba. It is about to be knocked down and rebuilt in preparation for the 2032 Olympics so we figured we should record an episode from right next to it! It was so loud to be honest so we apologise for that... but it was a lot of fun. Here is how it went: 2:15 - Gode's Story5:10 - Cheers Dad6:00 - Joke of the Day9:35 - Listen to the Chocs13:50 - Pranks with Josh Dascombe20:20 - Fake Mr Bean24:20 - Mankad Avoidance26:55 - Must or Dust35:40 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/2/202240 minutes, 31 seconds
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154. Did Someone Say La Niña

Welcome if you are knew. Welcome if you have been here forever. We are trying to be the second best podcast you have ever heard. Every one remembers who comes second. We go through your survey feedback, discuss some cricket rules and teach you new Urban Dictionary phrases. Here is how it went: 2:05 - Leigh's got a story7:00 - Joke of the day9:30 - Your survey results14:35 - T20 play on21:20 - Origin chaos26:35 - Fictionary35:20 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/26/202239 minutes, 13 seconds
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153. Blink and You'll Miss It

Reminiscing about some of the great ads that graced our television screens as we were growing up. No companies actually paid us to do this... we are sure they are all wonderful people though. Here is how the episode went: 1:37 - Hotspot Theft 4:15 - Joke of the Day7:29 - Blink 18-2 Seconds12:40 - Best Ads Ever18:25 - T20 World Cup 19:15 - Max O’Dowd31:10 - Friend of the Show38:40 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/19/202242 minutes, 18 seconds
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152. Proposal Hurdles

After months of badgering and interrogation by Leigh and Gode, Mitch finally got the knee dirty and proposed to Eloise. We thought it would be most prudent to get Eloise to come and  2:33 - Wrong Name Idiot9:52 - Joke of the Day12:15 - Eloise is engaged... to Mitch20:38 - Best Proposal Stories 24:34 - Listener Josh has the best proposal idea! 26:55 - Your Tightest Mate (Ryan Matterson)32:50 - The 'Crusher' Tackle 34:10 - Namestorm for Snow Ploughs41:00 - Technical Difficulties 44:25 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/12/202249 minutes
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151. Pogs-Cast

Mitch is away on a romantic getaway so it is just Leighthal and Gode to get you through this week. Michael also fills in for Skin by contributing exactly zero puns for the episode. Here is how it went!   1:45 - Leigh got schooled by a sled4:15 - Joke of the Day5:55 - Give you a listening too11:40 - Housekeeping13:35 - Junior Rugby League18:20 - Call Luai Daddy21:00 - 10 fads you didn't miss30:30 - Two Babe Ruth's and an Anna Bligh40:15 - Our 14th favourite segment (You're in for a Tweet) We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/5/202244 minutes, 11 seconds
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150. Hell of a Ride... Around Australia

We forgot to mention that this was our 150th episode actually. Or as someone on Social Media might say... our 150rd episode. Here are your key points! 1:35 - Gode’s got a story3:00 - Joke of the Day5:55 - Get a T-Shirt7:20 - We Got The Chocs Trivia 8:30 - Corey’s Detailed Chat10:10 - Social Sin Bin19:00 - Must or Dust31:15 - Mankad thoughts 39:00 - Ben and Jay ride around Australia53:10 You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  Jay and Ben who we spoke to during this episode are riding their bikes around Australia. Follow their journey here:https://instagram.com/boomerangloopau?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= They are doing this as a mission to raise proceeds for Mindfull Aus who are building healthier hearts and minds! https://instagram.com/mindfullaus?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/28/202257 minutes, 10 seconds
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149. Jana Fixes Things

Basically Jana just roasts us for 20 minutes which is rather enjoyable! Jack Wildermuth also calls in to discuss the best chairing off he has seen. Here is how the episode went: 1:41 - Weird Whattsapp Messages 4:47 - Joke of the Day10:25 - Yarns with Jans 13:25 - Why are you in the doghouse?22:50 - In your dreams28:00 - AFL Brownlow 34:00 - Wearing oil in footy? 36:21 - Bledisloe Cup 41:25 - The best chairoff story!48:30 - How hard is darts? We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/21/202257 minutes, 10 seconds
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148. Worst Response To "I Love You"

Leigh was playing in a Second XI cricket fixture at the time of this recording so it potentially isn't the most thoroughly planned... but in good news, Gode spent exactly the same amount of time planning as every other episode (zero). Here is how it went:1:40 - Gode’s Story: 4 year old coach3:30 - Over the sickness8:00 - Joke of the Day9:50 - Skins Puns12:30 - It’s Our Birthday14:00 - Awkward I love you’s16:40 - Thomas Too Cool and Harry Potter19:30 - (Un)Banned Jarrod Berry23:15 - Gode’s hot for the Rabbitohs32:50 - You’re a Quizzard Gode (Royal Edition)43:40 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/14/202247 minutes, 36 seconds
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147. Snowboarding for Beginners

We don't actually know how we got through this episode to be honest. Leigh is sick, Gode can't see out of his eyes (he tells you that lots), and Mitch is ... well just regular Mitch. We have pulled together a classic though. No shocks to the system, here is how it went:2:00 - Snowboarding Stories 7:05 - Joke of the Day12:07 - Skin's Stats... Carlton17:30 - Who wins AFL Flag this year?21:00 - Most Humiliating Story 27:00 - Who gets chaired off?31:55 - Fictionary 41:37 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/7/202247 minutes, 37 seconds
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146. Weird Google Searches

Gode loves Ricky Ponting apparently and Mitch doesn't seem to love Grant Denyer... which is a strange person to have something against but Mitch sometimes doesn't need a reason. An intriguing episode and here is how it went:  4:30 - Smaller Ball7:35 - Joke of the Day 11:45 - Gary Neville Orgasm19:00 - Gode Bowls Backwards 20:35 - BBL Draft27:00 - Gode Loves Ricky Ponting 29:24 - Friend of the Show Revamp36:00 - Google Feud 38:00 - Grant Denyer  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/30/202249 minutes, 48 seconds
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145. Let Me See That Spon

Gode using up literally all his sick days so we are without him again this week. Mitch and I just get down to business though. We cover Elvis chat, Dayne Zorko and choose a final Alpaca name. Here is how it went: 3:50 - The Spon Story 7:45 - Joke of the Day8:40 - Elvis; any good?12:45 - Dave 'The Brit" knows jack shit14:30 - Australian Politics... kind of 16:25 - Golf Day21:00 - Steve chooses his Alpaca name 24:55 - Finding Cows27:30 - FOTS30:34 - Dayne Zorko 41:44 - Cameron Munster 44:15 - Bum or Crotch?49:15 - Carlton situation  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/24/202252 minutes, 35 seconds
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144. Tuchel For School

Gode is pretty disappointed in our movie knowledge and we slip in some of the Dad Jokes you love. Another great week on the tools we are pretty sure... maybe not for Dave so much. Here is how it went!  1:50 - Paul Green 3:10 - Gode has a Story7:35 - Joke of the Day11:40 - Terrible English Geography and History 15:10 - Alpaca Name Storm 20:50 - EPL Manager Punch Up25:50 - 2 Babe Ruth and an Anna Bligh 37:15 - Dad Jokes42:35 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/17/202246 minutes, 34 seconds
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143. Making The Bed

Gode was on his 17th holiday of the year when we recorded this week so he wasn't there live but he still managed to show up plenty... and we had to go on record to edit a mistake from last week. Here is how the episode went:2:30 - English Mistakes7:30 - How much is too much lego?10:30 - Joke of the Day13:58 - Dreams crushed by penis17:45 - Must or Dust34:28 - Gode and Leigh Mic'd Up40:50 - Travel Tips with Drew We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/10/202246 minutes, 41 seconds
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142. River Rapids

We actually think this is the best episode we have ever done... massively thanks to Andrew's story. Not our usual Andrew... another one. This is how it went:1:30 - Weinerville 3:38 - Joke of the Day8:00 - Your Favourite Egg 8:21 - Over Ripened or Under Ripe Banana10:10 - Buy a Hat11:36 - Pre Season Torture14:48 - Your Most Humiliating Moment18:21 - Andrew's Story26:34 - Commonwealth Games35:20 - Full Time Work39:02 - Social Sin Bin44:00 - Staff Meeting We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/3/202245 minutes, 44 seconds
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141. Rex Hunt's Rant

Kate McCarthy joins us to give a different perspective on the AFL commentary debate which has been brought to light in the last couple of weeks. We also play our favourite new game (a rip off of two truths and a lie) and it is on movie quotes this time. Here is how it went.  3:18 - Dog or Child?5:00 - Joke of the Day9:30 - Scoooouuuttttssss11:00 - Rex Hunt Facebook Rant12:35 - Kate McCarthy Joins19:10 - Is there a gender quota? 28:00 - Movie Quotes Game36:00 - Baseketball39:15 - Skin's Stats48:15 - Mitch's Prediction51:20 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/27/202254 minutes, 8 seconds
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140. Cash or Card?

We are all back together and covering some huge issues that you have brought to us! Here is what you have to look forward to:02:00 - Gode's 1st Birthday Blues 05:45 - Which eye do you take photos with?08:45 - Joke of the Day11:50 - Channel 7 v Cricket Australia 18:10 - The Worst TV Show Ever21:00 - Must or Dust 32:07 - Give You a Listening To33:30 - Birthday Wishing Etiquette?35:30 - Why don't we like Rugby?42:00 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/20/202246 minutes, 58 seconds
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139. Taking Dunny Paper

One of the more challenging podcast episodes to put together so please do bear with us. We definitely got there in the end and even got a couple of familiar faces back and involved again! Here is what you have to look forward to:1:00 - There is no Gode1:56 - Disclaimer3:00 - Leigh Got The Sockolates8:00 - Rogue Joke of the Day10:00 - We have hats! 12:30 - Get Savvy Tips24:00 - Pop Culture with Jacqui31:00 - How much is too much for a pair of jeans? 34:11 - Gode's Sporting Wrap 38:00 - The worst rule in sport We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/13/202251 minutes, 3 seconds
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138. He’s a 10 but...

What a huge week! Jana back on the podcast which is always a win for everyone concerned. Gode makes a huge admission, and Mitch gives us a serious education. Here is what you have to look forward to: 01:16 - How was Mitch on the buttons?01:41 - Leigh with a Wedding story. 6:00 - Joke of the Day (It's Good). 08:00 - Jana Enters.16:26 - How many times do you wash your feet?24:00 - Mitch on Google Artificial Intelligence. 34:00 - Nick Kyrgios. 44:18 - Leigh gets Rickrolled. 45:39 - William Stroker writes in. 47:54 - Home Alone Tweet.  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/6/202250 minutes, 14 seconds
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137. Nacho, Nacho Man

One of the tougher episodes we have ever put together. Leigh has Covid and is isolating so he was in a different spot. It presented challenges. It wasn't perfect... but we tried hard! Here is how it went: 00:45 - Michael Steps in for Intro. 02:15 - Mitch vs Police 05:00 - I Love Jana 06:26 - Joke of the Day10:00 - Dog Namestorm15:50 - State of Origin 18:00 - Gode Hates Refs28:05 - Social Sin Bin 36:30 - Simpsons 44:45 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/29/202250 minutes, 16 seconds
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136. What’s Your Favourite Entrée?

What unbelievable chemistry... which Mitch did not study at university despite reports to the contrary. A special part of this episode is speaking to the "Worst Streaker of All Time". It honestly felt like we had a celebrity on. Here is how it went: 2:30 - Return of the Worst Streaker. 8:05 - Font for Ants.11:30 - Information for the Pub. 12:17 - The Aim of Basketball. 14:06 - Jordan De Goey and Bali. 16:30 - Kane Cornes Serve. 21:44 - What's so good about Bali? 26:10 - Leigh's Bombshell. 28:00 - Is Dessert the worst of the meals?30:14 - Where are the main meals? 34:35 - You're a Quizzard Gode. 43:56 - You're in for a Tweet. 47:11 - Pre Goal Celebrations? We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/22/202249 minutes, 39 seconds
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135. Is Swallowing *um Bad For You?

We found out that Gode is really not a fan of Kelly Clarkson. And we had that many Social Sin Bin nominations we had to split them into two! We also have our first disagreement ever. This is how it went: 1:19 - Rogue Pick Up Line.4:00 - Social Sin Bin.6:05 - Mitch accused of being a misogynist. 8:38 - Gode's Lettuce Jokes. 9:57 - Joke of the Day. 10:50 - Chewing Gum is expensive. 15:20 - Saffron is more expensive than Gold. 16:56 - How good were our State of Origin predictions?19:50 - Bailey Smith. 21:50 - Mental Health Social Sin Bin. 32:00 - Give you a listening to!39:26 - James with one of the great questions. 43:50 - You're in for a Tweet.  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/15/202249 minutes, 7 seconds
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134. Who Runs The World?

We spoke to Tim who is running around the world... we are being quite genuine. It is a world record attempt. Here is how the episode went: 1:45 - Undies or Free balling?3:57 - Simpsons.5:08 - Anniversaries. 09:25 - Joke of the Day. 12:00 - Tim Runs The World. 19:50 - 50 pairs of shoes. 25:00 - Charities supported. 27:33 - Tinder Cricket Club. 30:00 - Leigh was piiiooossseed. 33:59 - Ray Warren. 38:00 - Ray Warren and Phil Gould. 40:44 - Fictionary. 47:29 - You're in for a Tweet. Thank you to Tim Franklin for coming on the podcast and make sure you follow his journey here: http://www.timrunstheworld.com  Also a shout out to the YouTube channel 'Greatest Game of All' who put together a cracking list of Ray Warren and Phil Gould's best interactions. You can check that video out here.  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here.   Appreciate your support ❤️ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/8/202250 minutes, 47 seconds
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133. Meet Our Mum

You get to meet the woman responsible for Leigh and Mitch in this episode! She speaks too far away from the microphone but aside from that she is a guru. This is how the episode went:  5:53 - Trees are Green and Joke of the Day. 7:45 - Meet Mum (not Gode's Mum). 9:45 - Mum's Nicknames. 13:11 - Angry Mum. 15:40 - "Josh, that's a penis."19:41 - State of Origin. 24:34 - Why Queensland will win. 27:33 - Steve Kerr on gun violence. 33:00 - Cody Simpson makes Commonwealth Games team.37:04 - Putting the Media on blast.41:48 - Athletes that are good at other things.46:01 - Describe your Sex Life with a movie title.  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here.   Appreciate your support ❤️ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/1/202251 minutes, 8 seconds
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132. Tackling Children

Michael joined us for Must or Dust this week just to prove he does more than laugh at his own jokes. Here is how it went:  1:53 - Melbourne Stories. 4:15 - Using a phone as an I-Pad.6:20 - Reviews. 9:36 - Joke of the Day. 10:53 - Wimbledon vs ATP.15:50 - Country Puns.20:11 - Mitch drops puns. 22:50 - Must or Dust.36:00 - Scott Morrison tackles child.45:25 - Brilliant chat we always save till last.  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here.   Appreciate your support ❤️ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/25/202247 minutes, 29 seconds
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131. Best Pick Up Lines

Leigh, Mitch and Gode are back together this week where things get slightly rogue during the pick up line section. Parental Guidance is recommended. Here is how it went: 1:35 - Magic Round Story. 6:00 - Reviews (Good People). 8:10 - Joke of the Day from Josh.9:30 - Change of pace... Andrew Symonds tribute.12:30 - Favourite Roy Stories.19:25 - Best and worst pick up line in the same phone call. 21:48 - Pick up lines from the Choccies. 30:30 - Baseball. What is a 'No Hitter?'36:00 - Social Sin Bin42:30 - What can you put BBQ Shapes seasoning on?  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here.   Appreciate your support ❤️ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/18/202248 minutes, 28 seconds
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125. Good Chat: Hudson Young

Hudson Young from the Canberra Raiders (an NRL club in Australian for any overseas listeners) joins us for a chat! Firstly it is worth noting that he is one of the more entertaining blokes you could hope to come across.He takes us through some of the things that come under scrutiny at the Canberra Raiders... mainly haircuts, dogs and girlfriends.Ricky Stuart's blow ups get a mention, the famous Viking clap and the magnificent photo Hudson managed to get with Marnus Labuschagne. Great intensity throughout!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/8/202236 minutes, 3 seconds
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120. Good Chat: Jason Daniel LSKD

We weren't able to catch up for our weekly We Got The Chocolates podcast due to the flooding in Brisbane. However, we were very fortunate to have a "Good Chat" episode up our sleeve ready to go. Jason Daniel is the founder and CEO of global clothing brand LSKD. Jason has a passion for sport, fitness and adventure and that is evident in the street and sportswear brand he has created.  We talk to him about the journey of getting his company to where it is today. From starting it out in a bedroom when he was in High School to moving to a new HQ in 2022.He covers the challenges of working two jobs in the initial stages, why he wanted to start a clothing brand and how he got so into his adventure sports!  We have a great thing going with LSKD currently and Leigh is looking to really improve his dress sense with some stylish oversized clothing. Head to LSKD and and your discount code will automatically be applied!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/2/202246 minutes, 42 seconds
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103. From a Stripper‘s Stiletto?

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9/29/202151 minutes, 17 seconds
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102. Retired or Gave Up?

1:15 - Sam Heazlett's Dad is really struggling to impress him!5:06 - Mitch is on Joke of the Day and had an expensive shark swimming story.6:35 - Dr Death has lead an irrational fear of surgeries. 11:54 - We add to our vocabulary with the "Urban Dictionary" game. 17:35 - Sports Wrap: Brownlow Medal, Afghanistan Cricket Test Series, NRL Finals, Coaching Appointments30:27 - When is it time to hang up the boots?34:39 - We are owing someone a Friend Of The Show CardThis episode was only possible through the support of Alchemy Australia. They are obsessed with flavour and we would encourage you to go to their website and have a look at what you might like. Use the discount code WGTC10 for 10% off and free shipping. We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/22/202141 minutes, 53 seconds
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101. Are Their Hopes Gawn?

1:14 - Mitch has some shattering news. 3:17 - Disney themed Joke Of The Day5:42 - When has someone got your name the most wrong?14:44 - Sporting Wrap/ Who Got The Chocolates? 22:40 - Skin's Stats Melbourne Demons Edition30:15 - Gode's Guest for this week is former Queensland Cricketer Chris Swan36:34 - You're In For a Tweet This episode was only possible through the support of Alchemy Australia. They are obsessed with flavour and we would encourage you to go to their website and have a look at what you might like. Use the discount code WGTC10 for 10% off and free shipping. We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/15/202139 minutes, 38 seconds
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100. Marnus Labuschagne: ”The First Hundred is Always Special”

Marnus Labuschagne joins Leigh Drennan and Andrew Gode to help notch our hundredth episode! Here is how it went down. 2:29 - Marnus enters his Dad Joke. 3:54 - Life chat!Reality TV, Grammatical errors, Must or Dust and a tattoo story. 27:30 - Sports Chat!Tennis games against John Millman, frustrating things cricket coaches say, wearing a microphone in a game, the celebrations of the 2020/21 Sheffield Shield Celebrations and Australian captaincy ambitions. We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/8/20211 hour, 13 minutes, 49 seconds
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99. Martin Woofer King

1:23 - Mitch gave away a free tute at uni. 4:36 - Gode's Breaststroke joke. 6:10 - What is your gap filler word? 9:41 - Funniest/ Strangest pet names. 16:29 - Australian sports wrap. Most notably Latrell Mitchell and Toby Greene.31:30 - Skin's Stats.36:18 - Tweet of the Week.This episode was only possible through the support of Alchemy Australia. They are obsessed with flavour and we would encourage you to go to their website and have a look at what you might like. Use the discount code WGTC10 for 10% off and free shipping. We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/1/202139 minutes, 58 seconds
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98. Nick Benton: ”In Front of Two and a Half People”

1:44 - Nick Benton has pulled off one of the great stitch ups before we even started. 3:00 - Nick tells his go to joke for joke of the day. 5:15 - How he managed to find himself on Season 23 of Big Brother.11:18 - The secret to navigating a long engagement (for Mitch).13:00 - How can bakeries charge so much for sauce! 16:00 - The colourblind painter. 22:06 - Benno's hundreds in both innings. 23:42 - That crowd catch.28:00 - The most heroic performance you've ever seen. 30:52 - The heads game! 34:10 - The art of sledging in grade cricket.42:26 - Why he loves the Sydney Swans. This episode is brought to you by Alchemy Australia who have an obsession with flavour. Have a look at their beverages here. Don't forget to use the discount code WGTC10 for 10% off and free shipping. We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/25/202148 minutes, 47 seconds
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97. First and Last Date

1:04 - Gode had to watch a sex scene with an 80 year old lady. 2:37 - A Joke of the Day competition! 6:27 - Nikki The Chameleon is on to tell her worst dating story.  15:34 - Australian Cricket update.  22:06 - Some serious concerns for the QLD Bulls players over the new wristband they are wearing.  24:29 - Social Sin Bin. 32:51 - What is with the punching horses? 35:36 - What is in the modern pentathlon?37:52 - You're In For A Tweet. This episode is brought to you by Alchemy Australia who have an obsession with flavour. Have a look at their beverages here. Don't forget to use the discount code WGTC10 for 10% off and free shipping.  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/18/202141 minutes, 25 seconds
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96. That‘s A False Start

1:10 - A seriously fiscally responsible (tight) friend has a great life hack for getting a free drink.5:12 - A Scandinavian joke of the day kicks us off. 6:00 - The worst date Leigh has ever been on! 10:18 - Best listener dating stories. 16:17 - Talking points from the Tokyo Olympics. 33:51 - Taylor Walker suspension. 36:10 - Overused Sporting Buzzphrases. 42:40 - You're In For A Tweet.  Thank you to our sponsor Alchemy Australia who have an obsession with flavour. Have a look at their beverages here. Don't forget to use the discount code WGTC10 for 10% off and free shipping.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/11/202146 minutes, 7 seconds
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Rehashed: Harry Grant Episode 56

We are on break at the moment but that certainly will not stop us from providing some quality listening experiences! Episode 56 was where we were able to chat to a man we hope to see back in action this weekend for the Melbourne Storm; Harry Grant. He has plenty of dirt on his team mate Christian Welch, he talks about his love for surfing and contributes to the "Wearing tights with no shorts over the top" debate.  We return properly on the 5th of August 2021 for Episode 96! That is next week.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/28/202134 minutes, 40 seconds
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BONUS EPISODE: DAD JOKES

Your favourite social media videos all rolled into one streamable audio listening experience that forms the greatest resource we have ever created. You will now have a one stop shop for any jokes you may wish to tell at work, at sport or with your friends over the next few days!  Featuring all your favourites: Leigh Drennan, Mitchell Drennan, Sam Heazlett, Rory Smith, Jana Gillam, Matthew Gillam, Eloise Allen and Michael Kelly.  Please enjoy and we hope to see you back here!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/21/202115 minutes, 27 seconds
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Rehashed: EPISODE 78

We are on break at the moment but we wanted to make sure you had something to listen to so we have taken you for a trip down memory lane. This was one of our favourite episodes of the podcast. It includes a great story from Spencer Johnson, Mitchell Drennan exploring the possibility of changing cricket balls to a different material and Jana Gillam trying to give us some life advice.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/14/202151 minutes, 38 seconds
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95. Live: On The Deck

This episode was recorded live and is available to watch on Facebook.Leigh told us about a classic mix up around teacher names, before realising he’d made an even larger blunder by forgetting to record the first half of the episode!Simmons hosts us and leads a ‘Must or Dust’ segment which was ambushed by Leigh's attempt to highlight his own AFL performance on the weekend.Sam Heazlett even found some dirt on Simmons by scrolling through his Instagram page. Former Sydney Thunder wicketkeeper Jay Lenton joins us to talk State of Origin while Mitch is busy answering listeners’ Skin’s Stats requests on how superior Queensland is (or was) in State Of Origin. Listener, Hayley, won over $800 of Alchemy Cordial Australia products. She will be able to try every product, including all 17 coffee syrup flavours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/30/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 7 seconds
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94. Georgia Redmayne: "It's Not Usually Like This"

The incredibly talented Georgia Redmayne ditches the wicketkeeping gloves and joins us for a chat! She has played all over Australia and overseas so is well qualified to discuss the best tea options and why she believes the phrase "wettest summer ever" is overused in England. .Georgia’s running and diving style come into question but she also tells a stunning story about her a double hat-trick in under 12s which restores her confidence. Georgia is a doctor (real one as Leigh establishes) and has a handy trick that she self-prescribed for how to keep playing after breaking a finger on the cricket field.Dr Redmayne was dobbed in by her teammates for loving red wine. Dr Red-wine they call her! The Beyond Beetroot Superfood Elixir, available from Alchemy Cordial Australia, is another red coloured beverage that you should try! Check out the rest of their range here. Use the discount code WGTC10 to get 10% off and free shipping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/23/202139 minutes, 44 seconds
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93. Half Sucked Starburst

Leigh explains his week of chaos given that Gode changed his work iPad's language to Cantonese.Sam Heazlett has created his own joke and Leigh gets a very late Tight Arse nomination.State of Origin Game 1 talking points and best player performances.Social Sin Bin targeting comments on NRL, AFL and Cricket.We know a guy who finished the recent Ironman in Cairns; he tells us how he got through it and there are a few coaching blow ups to talk through! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/16/202139 minutes, 12 seconds
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92. Chatting At The Urinal

Best on ground awards are the greatest accolade one could possibly win... discuss. Disgruntled listeners tell us about some of their rogue reasons for being dropped. Ironically Leigh and Gode are both heavily involved in these stories. Must or Dust is back as we target morning news shows, daytime naps, urinal chat and photography. Skin uses his statistical genius to tell us who won State Of Origin Game 1 and by how much (despite us recording before the match was played.) Alchemy Cordial Australia have been supporting the podcast for so long that we decided to award their owner Mal with FOTS card number 12! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/9/202140 minutes, 41 seconds
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91. Mark Knowles: He's In Your Head

The We Got The Chocolates studio is full this week, with former Australian Kookaburras Hockey Captain, Mark Knowles joining us for the episode.  Mark has more Hockey medals than you can poke a stick at having represented Australia at the Olympics, Commonwealth Games and World Cups over the last 15 years. From not making the QLD U15 Hockey team to breaking his ankle on the first day he made the national team, Mark faced plenty of challenges before being named the best hockey player in the world. Andrew Gode constantly brings up his own career and likens the Australian Kookaburras playing developing Hockey nations to him bowling to Leigh in games against each other! Thanking you! Good luck in the fute.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/2/202148 minutes, 24 seconds
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90. How I Popped The Question

There were lots of sin bins during the most recent NRL round but even more in our Social Sin Bin segment! Marnus Labuschagne has a batting technique article written about him by every Tom, Dick and Harry which doesn't really impress us! Mitch was ambushed by a bunch of retirees who setup a makeshift wedding for him on a bus tour. Our 12th Friend Of The Show Card is presented to a guest that we brought on to embarrass Leigh, but unfortunately it mostly backfires as his tyres get pumped up instead. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/26/202136 minutes, 14 seconds
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89. Jimmy Peirson: "Cerebral Attack"

Jimmy looks back on his younger days as a fiscally responsible rookie contracted player and what he spent his first pay cheque on.We talk about his development on the field; from long term 2nd choice QLD wicket-keeper to his breakout season as Queensland Bulls and Brisbane Heat captain. We mention his off the field development in dress code, from earrings and trendy hair cuts to RM Williams and Akubras.He is reminded of the nightmares of facing Andrew Gode in club cricket and the mental disintegration he was subjected to, but gets his own back as we reminisce on debut games....There is even time for Jimmy to critique his own parenting skills and for Gode to join him in outlining how fatherhood made him a better cricketer! Jimmy loves a caffeine hit to get him ready for a match and you can get yours with the help of the coffee syrups from Alchemy Cordial Australia including flavours such as hazelnut, caramel, vanilla, butterscotch and chilli! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/19/202143 minutes, 16 seconds
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88. Brisbane Heat; Steph Curry v Lebron James with James Bazley

Two regulars are missing but one original member comes back! James Bazley is back on the podcast after an amazing summer of cricket for the Brisbane Heat and Redlands Tigers. He talks cricket, marriage and podcast progress.  We are joined by Jason Fiddes who loves basketball and Steph Curry but also works as a player welfare manager for the New Zealand Warriors (not Golden State Warriors). Mitch’s pockets are heavier after a big win in Mackay but have they been lightened by the purchase of a ring? Sam Heazlett's Instagram influencer like tactics are called into question. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/12/202143 minutes, 37 seconds
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87. Bash For Cash with Nathan Reardon

This is our first ever podcast on the road! We record from Mackay at the Great Barrier Reef Arena. Having a beer, watching some cricket and having a chat to Nathan Reardon.  Reardo has played multiple seasons of BBL cricket for the Adelaide Strikers, Brisbane Heat and Hobart Hurricanes. He also played for the QLD Bulls so he takes the role of “professional athlete” on this episode.  He talks us through his contributions in the T20 Bash For Cash Tournament, and Leigh and Mitch Drennan’s lack of contributions. He has many solutions for people that can’t hit sixes after claiming he hit the biggest six of all time. We get his opinion on who is funnier out of Sam Heazlett and James Bazley. He tells us his thoughts on podcasts, why he hated cricket at the end of his career and how he went facing Jofra Archer.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/5/202136 minutes, 28 seconds
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86. Birkenstocks and Beers

Leigh missed the train home and managed to travel on an express train, 8 stations the wrong way, clearly it was someone else’s fault though.  Mitch ambushes Leigh as he ousts him for rocking up to an appointment in a full suit… from the night before.  The Social Sin Bin allows for people to go in based on their spelling, an egotistical view of their own importance and their horrid jokes. Some people have impressed us though!  New segment called “Must or Dust” that decides whether Self Serve Registers, Birkenstocks and craft beer are essential or overrated.  We tell you about the big week on the tools we have coming up! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/28/202146 minutes, 15 seconds
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85. Mad Monday

The Queensland Bulls won the Sheffield Shield but Sam Heazlett reveals to us that the podcast has gotten him in strife within the squad.Haz is wearing questionable kit after coming straight from Mad Monday! We tell celebratory Mad Monday stories and hear others from listeners.Leigh ‘tells all’, revealing freshly uncovered details from his Bruce Oxenford run-in. He does this partly in song parody form.Our new Friend Of The Show shares a gruesome, mowing related story of why his Second Grade side lost the Grand Final. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/21/202139 minutes, 37 seconds
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84. Two Shirts, No Pants

We have a special guest delivering the Joke of the Day and hear word that our recent local sporting hero may be struggling living in the spotlight from his new found fame.Andrew Gode's dad delivered an unplayable delivery to one of our listeners. We discuss which sports have the biggest home ground advantage and find out that our followers seem to be experts in a wide range of rather niche sports.Gode shares some controversial thoughts on the NRL’s new rules and Mitch brings out his inner statman once again on the topic of Brownlow and Dally M medals. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/14/202147 minutes, 47 seconds
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83. Harry Wilson: "I'm The Biggest Bandwagon Supporter There Is"

This man does not do things slowly! He went from playing club rugby for Brothers, to playing for the QLD Reds and then the Wallabies, all in the space of 2 years. He explains why he will always wear the red headgear and who he would play NRL for if he converted.  He holds the record for the fastest GPS cricket century and claims to be the most talented cricketer in his family, despite averaging 0.33 with the bat in 3 first grade games. Mitch compares his First Grade statistics.  We speak about his questionable choice in alcoholic beverages, his role as gym captain, listening to Justin Bieber on repeat and his take on the Rugby League vs Union debate. The fines system at the QLD Reds is also intriguing. Leigh contributes an idea that Harry might use to make it even better!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/7/202142 minutes, 32 seconds
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82. Solo Synchronised Swimming

Our ear is to the ground as we discuss a couple of listener voicemails about the notion of "Champing" and being "Champed" and whether anger management classes really work. Jamie Ryan is the Local Sporting Hero after taking 21 wickets in his last three bowling innings and scoring a free season!  Mitch talk about Olympic sports that have been dropped from the games over the years and the largest crowds ever recorded at the Olympic Games.  Cameron Smith has retired but we have waited to it was out of the news to talk about it. The AFL has a new "Man on the Mark" rule so we have to take a 'stand'.   Uber is missing out on a ‘huge’ number of potential business opportunities so we try to help them out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/24/202143 minutes, 45 seconds
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81. You're In For A Tweet

Leigh Drennan is confronted about his poor performance last episode but the tide quickly turns as Mitchell Drennan is grilled for missing a whole-club photo. Sam Heazlett goes through some more weird sporting injuries and village moments being brought to us by elite and non-professional sportspeople.  Cricket Australia and Queensland Bulls super-fan, Max, joins us to talk about his love for domestic cricket, sending off the opposition and his constructive criticism for the Queensland Bulls players. He even remembers Andrew Gode's career! We speak to Joel Hamilton from Australian Cricket Institute about the exciting new cricket venture called the Brisbane Premier League.  Finally, Leigh unveils his secret project, a new segment that went surprisingly well, ‘You’re in for a Tweet’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/17/202143 minutes, 25 seconds
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80. Picking Up At A Swimming Carnival

Innocent mistake or poor choice of words? Hear our opinion and the fallout from Shane Warne’s ‘proper footy’ comment. The worst places to try and pick up (which even includes some scholarly references; in addition to the first hand recounts).  Sam Heazlett leads us in a 'What are the chances' segment as he tells you how he met his girlfriend.  A rare sequence of events involving Andrew Gode in our Queensland Premier Cricket game for Redlands Tigers against Valley District Cricket Club leads to a discussion on ‘village’ moments you have experienced and seen.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/10/202130 minutes, 42 seconds
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79. More Nudity Than Usual

Mitch has his chair stolen from him... well the back of it at least! Bad pitches or batting? Skin runs his stats microscope over the 2 day test match between India and England.We find out some weird and wacky ways that people have injured themselves. We ask how we can possibly go on without Bruce Macavaney commentating AFL games and present a new Friend Of The Show card.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/3/202141 minutes, 34 seconds
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78. What To Buy Your Girlfriend

We speak to Adelaide Strikers bowler, Spencer Johnson about his return to club cricket and a story about clocking off in the second innings to talk to his girlfriend.  He also tells the story of setting the Darwin Golf Course on fire with Fireworks.  What to make of the Novak Djokovic fake injuries and what is with the random booing after the Australian Open final? Mitch fields a question from a listener; how do you feel about playing with leather cricket balls whilst being a vegan? Jana Gillam replaces Gode to answer some "Asking For A Friend" questions. Mitch is in the doghouse with his girlfriend and it doesn't look like he's coming out!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/24/202150 minutes, 52 seconds
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77. Jack Wood: "Everything I Do In Life Is Really Not By The Book"

Jack Wood on just how nervous he was when he made his BBL debut for the Brisbane Heat! Getting a wicket first ball and getting abuse from the crowd.  He explains why he doesn't think too much of surfing, and why everything he does, he does weirdly.  Who does he have a bromance with from within the Brisbane Heat squad? How does his board-game prowess stack up against Sam Heazlett's?  Is it acceptable to be "that guy" that pulls out the guitar at parties?  Get in touch with us by sending your comments, stories and queries through at our website.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/17/202138 minutes, 45 seconds
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76. LIVE: We Got The Chocolates

The Rolling Stones, honestly, they aren’t very good.... they just one band on Gode’s list of most overrated things in the world! After some early technical difficulties we take the risk of going live for the first time and answer listener questions during the episode. Matthew Renshaw joins our exclusive Friend Of The Show club, and discusses his BBL10 experience with the Adelaide Strikers. We also talk to a Sydney Sixers player Tom Rogers, the day after their win over Perth in the Final and find out why they were so successful. We research whether cows moo in regional accents and nominate our most underrated players of the BBL!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/10/202158 minutes, 40 seconds
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75. Sam Heazlett Reads Mean Tweets

The night Sam Heazlett rescued the Brisbane Heat. Obviously he was assisted by Jimmy Peirson and other teammates, which we also mention… just less frequently.  Who are the worst runners between wickets in cricket? What did Haz’s teammates think of the LBR (Low Bat Raise)? We have Heazlett on the line responding to some of the classy tweets and comments that were written about him mid innings.  Mitch offered an insightful analysis into the Power Surge, as well as settling a debate over who has scored more hundreds out of Leigh Drennan and Andrew Gode; you would be within your rights to think, “Who cares”.  There are some cracking new jokes and plenty of reused innuendo ones to round out the episode.  We would love to hear from you if you have a story for us from your own sport on the weekend (regardless of the level), if you have an idea, a link to a guest or you want to get your hands on the We Got The Chocolates merchandise. You can do all those things by visiting our website.  Good luck in the future!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/3/202144 minutes, 59 seconds
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74. Day For It

Hottest 100 songs and Hottest 100 Beers. We talk quite a bit about one and not a lot about the other.  Did Douglas Henry Nut invent the doughnut?  Day for it, DFI or Dave Ferrit. What is it and why is it overpowering Instagram? Leigh tells us in his Parody.  Andrew Gode leads a BBL10 new rules review and offers ways to fix the competition.  Tim Paine is copping a hammering from many social media experts who Mitch puts in the Social Sin Bin.  We have a story about a recreational drug user going on a Ski Trip to Canada!  Get in touch with us with your stories, ideas, queries or do browse some merchandise at our website!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/27/202145 minutes, 5 seconds
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73. Morne Morkel: "I Risked My Life For A Pair Of Oakley's"

Morne Morkel is with Sam Heazlett in the Brisbane Heat BBL hotel bubble. He holds a world record for the most amount of wickets taken from No Balls in international cricket. Morne talks about recovering from his ankle injury and the weeks of quarantine he has had to do in the lead up to his first game in the Big Bash. He has encountered Sam Heazlett's frugal ways during a fines meeting. Heazlett explains why he isn't a huge fan of facing Morne in the nets and Morne explains what living with AB de Villiers was like!Australia was a horrible place to tour when Morne first made the South African squad. He was even abused by a 12 year old!If you have a guest you would like us to reach out to, get in contact at the website here. Don't forget to subscribe, leave a rating and a review wherever you listen! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/20/202147 minutes, 12 seconds
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72. Shane Warne & Andrew Symonds - The Mics Are Still On Boys

We review the break, trips to Adelaide to contribute nothing for West Torrens in the SACA competition, the Covid test and Andrew Gode starts the new year off with a joke.  The Brisbane Heat Facebook page provides a lot of 'Social Sin Bin' candidates, as does the Marnus Labuschagne on air critique that involves Shane Warne, Andrew Symonds, Tim Paine and Matthew Wade. It also cost us our place in the Instagram network which is mildly inconvenient... and by that we mean, pretty rough actually.  Donald Trump supporters also spend some time in the bin by the way. We hear a story from Brad Murphy on part two of 'Gode's Guests' about an Egyptain Tennis Ball cricketer and why he invited Brad to his wedding. Gode blasts the opener for his segment.  Our friend Trent had no idea that "Air Quotes" actually had a "How To" guide and he has been misusing them for most of his life.  We are off instagram as you will hear but you can get in touch and explore our other episodes and content at our website.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/13/202140 minutes, 17 seconds
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71. Wally Lewis: Ring A Ding Ding It's The King

Andrew Gode makes his first in person appearance on the podcast. He even provides a different location for the podcast to be recorded.  "Skin's Stats" is back as Mitch goes for the 'Lowest Totals in Cricket' edition.  Wally Lewis is on for a chat to Leigh about his movements at the moment, his new book and his thoughts on the rule changes for the 2021 NRL season.  Brad "Spud" Murphy is on for the first instalment of "Gode's Guests" to talk about his coaching stint in the IPL and his suggested rule changes for the BBL.  We start the process of developing a cricket cheat sheet for any non-cricket lovers to still contribute to summer conversations across the next six weeks!  Get in touch with us by visiting the We Got The Chocolates website. Any stories, FOTS applications or interview leads!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/16/202039 minutes, 17 seconds
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70. Swearing On Livestream

Sam Heazlett is not able to be with us as he completes his "soft quarantine" or "purification process" as Leigh calls it.  Mitch has a great idea for Leighthal’s Christmas gift and it involves his significant hair loss.  Who Got The Chocolates features one of the great verbal gaffes from Mitch and our thoughts on the Wallabies National Anthem debate.  After last week’s chat about sporting blow ups, Leigh has produced a magnificent story right on cue… and it was live streamed.  We tried to tackle our fears head on as we speak to the man who ambushed our cricket team over the weekend, Jason Floros. Jason also gives us some insight into bowling to Chris Lynn. Get to our website, click on contact us and drop us a story, you can send it by the website form or record it into the Speakpipe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/9/202045 minutes, 31 seconds
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69. Sledging In Subway

Leighthal had a runaway kid on his latest relief teaching day. The reasoning for the bolt will surprise you! Apparently bullying has taken a lot of new forms.  Why is Leigh so scared of Chris Lynn? Greg Norman's followers have won the internet in the comments section.  Mitch tells us the story about the day he was sprayed in the line at subway! We talk large sporting blow ups: Shane Warne, Jimmy Connors and Serena Williams all make the list.  Haz gets Leigh and Mitch's sister, Bryonnie, on board to dish some serious dirt on both of them... but Mitch comes out unscathed; Leigh does not.  A listener has a story about why you should play it safe and have a beer, instead of going to training.  If you have a story for us, visit the website and drop us a line or even record a message on the Speakpipe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/2/202042 minutes, 2 seconds
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68. Test The Cordial

The Brisbane Heat have signed James Bazley, yet another host of the podcast to be signed with the Heat… Leigh and Mitch are still waiting.  Leighthal forgot his box for cricket training and had to get very creative to ensure the seeds were looked after.  We have a live Social Sin Binning, as Jason joins us on the phone after being relentless on the poor old Brisbane Heat marketing team.  We discuss the worst sporting awards you can possibly win which actually leads to discussing the best McDonalds dining rooms.  Plenty of applications for a Friend Of The Show card and we get one of the standout applicants on for a chat.   You can also apply to become a FOTS and get on the next episode here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/25/202042 minutes, 24 seconds
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67. Jack Wildermuth: "Do I Send Him The Highlights Reel?"

Jack Wildermuth is another man who has got the better of Skin on the cricket field! We chat about his move from the Melbourne Renegades back to the Brisbane Heat.  BBL10 will have three new rules and Wildermuth gives his thoughts on those.  We get his T20 match day eating routine and talk about him being the Kryptonite for Australian selector George Bailey.  Jack has a long list of nicknames, refers to Leigh as the bus driver and spends time debating whether his origins are city or country.  We even have time to reminisce about the best prank Wildermuth and Adam Lockhart-Krause pulled off many years ago.  What really will help you this BBL season is being adequately clothed. For that we would recommend some WGTC merchandise.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/18/202042 minutes, 36 seconds
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66. I Would Have Made It But...

Who got the chocolates last week? Has to be Will Pucovski, the Wallabies and the Maroons. We get Mitch to display some more emotion on a topic that actually fires him up.  What stopped you from making it as a professional athlete? Leighthal informs everyone of his podcast spending while we chat to our local sporting hero of the week, Daniel Drew.  What is the worst trophy you have ever been presented with? We have a couple stinkers for you! The FOTS card application form is now live! You can apply to obtain your card and be on the podcast here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/11/202035 minutes, 44 seconds
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65. Can I Have Your Autograph?

Social Sin Bin is here! We target braggers, Joe Burns haters and obvious comments. FOTS check in with Friend of the Show number 0001… Aaron Parsons. He airs his grievances about the postage process, and how the card has cleared up a persistent rash. A FOTS card has somehow found its way onto EBAY and the post includes some intriguing background imagery. We introduce a new segment called Perfect Partners with Parso. Andrew Gode tells us who won the Melbourne Cup this year …. the only problem is, he had to tell us the night before the race was run. Mitch was asked for his autograph on the weekend by a man he was playing cricket against… and it was not because of his cricketing ability.  Check out our website to get in contact with us, find more episodes or grab some We Got The Chocolates merch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/4/202042 minutes, 18 seconds
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64. Ian Healy: "First Time I've Fallen Asleep On The Field"

What could Cricket Australia have done better to get the season underway earlier?Why does Mitch have beef with Ian?What is in more strife? Heals’ hamstrings or his fingers?How did he get to be Wicketkeeping for Australia after only 6 First Class games for Queensland?What did Australian Test cricketers earn in 1989? What cricketers did we think Heals hated… but he actually liked?Check out our website to get in contact with us, find more episodes or grab some We Got The Chocolates merch! Or just send us a message on Facebook! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/28/202047 minutes, 6 seconds
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63. Marnus Labuschagne Wins A Medal

There are some significant issues with the accuracy of the caricatures we have been utilising. Leighthal needs an Alchemy beverage due to the hangover he is experiencing. He still finds time to prank Skin though. We relive some of the highlights and obviously the lowlights from the boys flag winning performance on the weekend. We try to find out Haz’s net worth and talk about the biggest six that has ever been hit!Asking For A Friend is back with Jana in the studio as we look at the cheat codes for meeting someone new, and why a day of parenting is not as hard as a day in the field. Visit our website to contact us with your idea! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/21/202044 minutes, 20 seconds
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62. The Hangover 4

Heazlett is trying to find the right breakfast combo between Alchemy Health Elixir drinks and KFC nuggets. A local sporting hero took all ten wickets in an innings last weekend. We couldn’t speak to him so instead we spoke to… someone he dismissed.  Mitch grills Heazlett about his omission from the Queensland Sheffield Shield squad that travels to Adelaide.  Andrew Gode checks in to tell the greatest celebration story we have ever heard. It involves a phone charger, a paper clip and the head from a fox suit. There is even a FOTS card application to round out the episode!  Check out our website to get in contact with us, find more episodes or grab some We Got The Chocolates merch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/14/202044 minutes, 42 seconds
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61. Michael Kasprowicz: "The Fashionable Bowler For Unfashionable Tours"

Michael Kasprowicz on his unbelievable T20 record and that first international T20 game against New Zealand (where he sported some magnificent facial hair and a headband).  Rebranding and marketing himself as the fashionable bowler for unfashionable tours. He challenges the perception of the “dumb fast bowler”.  Whether DRS would have saved him and Australia in the second test at Edgbaston in the 2005 Ashes series.  He gives us some tips on how to sledge people… without getting suspended! Check out our website to get in contact with us or find more episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/7/20201 hour, 2 minutes, 27 seconds
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60. The Way I Like To Do It

A quick recap of how our sporting teams went across the weekend. Also the story of just how much we were holding back one team we were playing for!We then go to you guys to find out what you would change about AFL! This leads to us meeting Malcolm from The Alchemy Cordial Company (check them out here) or Malchemy as Leighthal calls him. We have our NRL and AFL Supercoach presentations to or We Got The Chocolates league winners. Unbelievable prize pack included. Mitch outlines his plan for getting tickets to the Brisbane Lions first final on the weekend. Leigh finishes with a bang by giving the boys his best Sexual Health Education lesson to ensure he nails it when he has to teach it. One person really does not go well with the accompanying quiz! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/30/202033 minutes, 57 seconds
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59. The Counter Offer

Can you call people by their first name, if you do not know them at all, but they happen to be wearing a name tag? Let's ask Skin.  Leighthal calls Officeworks to sort out the FOTS Card membership letter.  Mitch calls the Vice President of Redlands Tigers as Leighthal’s manager to drive a hard bargain.  Professional MC, Evan Bancroft then joins us to discuss his own sporting career and why he never quite made it, as well detail the best guests he has got to work with!  To get in contact, suggest an idea, or support us by grabbing some merchandise visit the website here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/23/202040 minutes, 52 seconds
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58. Haven't Been Caught Yet

Sam and Skin look at options for making a “How To Make a 100” podcast episode after their successful weekend. Leighthal has received an offer to transfer cricket clubs and take his career to the next level at the Galah’s. Mitch tells us whether we are any chance of winning the premiership this year in his Skin’s Stats segment. Lachlan Pfeffer makes his podcast debut as our “Local Sporting Hero” after his double hundred on the weekend. There is a new song inspired by the Sydney Roosters! Want to contribute to the podcast? We would love to hear from you. Contact us here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/16/202040 minutes, 31 seconds
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57. Warm Ups & Chupa Chups

Haz has a blue Instagram tick next to his name, he could only resist the temptation for so long. Haz’s Dad outlines what he received for Father’s Day… and sprays one of the gifts. Mitch explains the reason for his unusually small bladder. Simon Milenko is on as we outline some unusual warm up games. Andrew Gode is disgruntled but needs to be reprimanded for his treatment of our good friends at Alchemy Cordials Australia! Visit the website to get in touch with us here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/9/202040 minutes
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56. Harry Grant: “Old Whisper, Cause He Never Shouts”

West Tigers hooker Harry Grant joins us for a chat around the challenges of NRL in the Covid 19 period, the dog walking expeditions he goes on to keep himself occupied and his breakout season in the NRL. We chat about the loan transition from the Melbourne Storm to the Wests Tigers, and why we aren’t experts on loans due to Haz’s Fiscally responsible behaviour. This prompts Harry to christen Haz with a new nickname! We receive a few not so anonymous tip offs from previous guest Christian Welch on some questions that should be asked and this leads to a few verbal barbs being fired back in his direction. We even have time to find out the three people Harry would choose for a decent bender! Brilliant responses ensue. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/2/202032 minutes, 9 seconds
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55. Asking For a Friend

Leighthal is showcasing his brand new Budgy Smugglers which makes everyone quite uncomfortable.Haz has been waking up really early before cricket games with the help of cricketer Michael Neser’s alarm setting system. Also there is a reason Skin can’t successfully use Siri!Friend of the Show Jana is in the studio and rather than strictly spraying Leighthal she is considering some of our mates behaviours that have landed them in the doghouse with their significant other.  There is even a rumour that FOTS might get free haircuts! CONTACT the boys anytime here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/26/202039 minutes, 36 seconds
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54: Should You Wear A Mask During Covid?

Leigh is on a cricket trip for the Wanderers through central and north Queensland. So Skin and Haz take the intro… not the smoothest you will hear. The FOTS cards have been delivered so the boys discuss their aesthetics, and find a departing Englishman to present a FOTS card to, on one condition.  Leigh has targeted “Karen from Bunnings” in his new parody song titled Wear Your Mask. The boys discuss the issue with one of the segment names they have been running with, and Haz produces a segment on Quoits that is filled with innuendo. There is a phone call to Leigh as he is in Charters Towers to discuss his cricket and we are lucky enough to have Luke “Fox” Feldman on the line too to give some detail about what it is like to tour with Leigh.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/19/202038 minutes, 12 seconds
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53. Bede Durbidge: “I was named after a drunk Hitchhiker”

Haz is up and about for this episode as we speak to Australian professional surfer, Bede Durbidge. Bede spent 13 seasons on the professional tour but it is his time since that we enjoy speaking about.   Mitch and Leigh declare their lack of surfing knowledge and are socially outcast as Bede talks through how he liked to spend his “Lay Days”, what “Popping a Wheelie” means and the surfers he liked most on tour. He talks through the art of making yourself redundant at work which really resonates with Leigh.Bede explains the origins of his kid’s names… which leads to reminiscing about the drunk hitchhiker that inspired his own name. It is a serious battle for the beverages as Haz plugs Alchemy (shock) but Bede returns serve by recommending the beer company he is co-founder of, Balter Brewing Company.  Do you have another guest that you believe we should interview: https://www.wegotthechocolates.com.au/contact-us  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/12/202035 minutes, 31 seconds
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52. Surprisingly Satisfactory Review

The launching of FOTS Cards. An official recognition to our Friends Of The Show; the boys discuss how useful they will be.  One overly informative 5 star review caught our attention after last week’s episode. Beansprout Supernova turned out to be an old friend of ours who we had to get on the phone.  Haz is the victim of a QLD Cricket traditional prank which is the cricket equivalent to the old “left handed screwdriver” trick. Skins Stats is back where Skin gets to use his university degree to break down the home and away record of the world’s best bowlers.  Leighthal found a random mouthguard in his boot the day after his footy game. We investigate how it came to be there! Download your Hall Pass here Contact the show here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/5/202035 minutes, 16 seconds
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51. The Hall Pass Debacle

We're back with the same old podcast, but with a few new bells and whistles. This episode has a Hall Pass intervention that will go down as one of the best. We announce this week's Local Sporting Hero. You can nominate your local sporting hero here.  Mitch gets hit up by his first fan and wants everyone to just settle down with it all.  The Social Sin Bin is resurrected with a classic tweet from a 5 star vegan.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/29/202034 minutes
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3. Must Ask Questions and Moustache Questions

Episode 3 chews through another huge week of sporting news. Cricket, Tennis, NRL and AFL all get a touch, "Skin's stats" debuts, "The Social Sin Bin" is getting full and as per usual the Song of the Week comes through. The combination of Sport and off topic discussion makes this a gift from the boys lips, to your ears.  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/16/201958 minutes, 10 seconds
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2. World Cup up for Grabs, NRL and AFL Jabs, Wimbledon's Newsworthy Lads

The highly anticipated Episode 2 from the We Got The Chocolates boys. They cover all things from the Cricket World Cup to Wimbledon in another jovial sporting discussion. Obviously it would not be complete without a serious whinge about AFL fantasy as well!  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/9/201943 minutes, 41 seconds
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1. Umpire Abuse; Stratton a Goose and all other News!

Showing you the first episode of the We Got The Chocolates Podcast. Zero gear to work with but it gives you a chance to meet the boys as they discuss AFL Round 13, State of Origin 2, The Cricket World Cup and more. All with a focus on entertainment rather than information of course! We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/7/201927 minutes, 25 seconds