Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “The Raven'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “There’s A Cat In The Wall”Jaconetti, Chris “Buried Alive” Tyler and  Chris “Pass The Absinthe” Honeywell are going BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE with TH HOUSE OF USHER!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Hellborn'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Great Beast” Jaconetti, Chris “Ancient One” Tyler and  Chris “Captain Howdy” Honeywell are going live with LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “The Realtor'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Groundskeeper” Jaconetti, Chris “Yard Work” Tyler and  Chris “Criminal Trespass” Honeywell are taking you on a tour of 1985’s HOUSE!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Stuffin'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Wishbone” Jaconetti, Chris “Turkey Trot” Tyler and  Chris “Honey Ham” Honeywell are on board for Eli Roth’s THANKSGIVING!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke  Jaconetti is off on assignment but his brother Jason  Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell are on board for the PROG-ROCK horror – DESTROY ALL NEIGHBORS!!!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Double D” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Headlights” Jaconetti and Chris “I Think They’re Fake” Honeywell for a trip back to  1988’s ELVIRA – MISTRESS OF THE DARK!!            

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Totally Rad” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Gnarly” Jaconetti, Chris “Radical” Tyler and Chris “Gag me With A Spoon” Honeywell for a trip back to the 80’s with 2023’s TOTALLY KILLER!            

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month is HALLOWEEN so STRAP IN AND STRAP ON with Luke “Titty Twister” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Safe Word” Jaconetti, Chris “Ball Gag” Tyler and Chris “The Gimp” Honeywell for Clive Barker’s classic – HELLRAISER!       [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month the DEADITES load up the truck and move to the BIG CITY! Join your hosts- THEM JACONETTI BOYS – the URBANE Luke and Jason and CITY SLICKERS Chris Tyler and Honeywell! Fire up your chainsaws!     [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – WAX poetic and BURN THE CANDLES AT BOTH ENDS over 1988’s WAXWORK!        

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – pull a recent entry from this year, the runaway AI GONE AMOK PANIC movie – M3GAN!      

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – pick up a late stage HORROR RACK HANGER-ON – 1997’s WISHMASTER!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – suit up in their jean jackets to watch Jordan Peele’s NOPE!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – get KNEE DEEP IN THE SHIT with the 1995 anthology TALES FROM THE HOOD!                

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – let their fingers do the walking with 2021’s BLACK PHONE!                

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  “Bacon Brothers” Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – the”Hickory smoked-twins” check out 1980’s cannibal family classic – MOTEL HELL!            

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  “The Nailgun Brothers” Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – the”Necronomi-spawns” check out 2013’s sequel/remake/reboot – EVIL DEAD!            

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  “The Brothers Who Must Not Be Named” Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – the”Foul Twins” check out 1989’s Horror Rack Hanger On – WARLOCK!            

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts, the “Human Remakes” Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – the”Reboot-Brothers” check out this year’s remake of the Stephen King classic – FIRESTARTER!            

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts, the “Blowtorch Brothers” Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – the”Molatov Twins” check out 1984’s Stephen King adaptation – FIRESTARTER!            

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,Confectioners Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and local mirror repairmen Chris Tyler and Honeywell check out the 2021 entry into the franchise – CANDYMAN!          

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts, Sweet Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and local beekeepers Chris Tyler and Honeywell conjur up the classic original CANDYMAN!          

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts, Grandpa Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and local slaughterhouse employees Chris Tyler and Honeywell fire up THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – this years TCM reboot/remake/sequel!        

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts, Sergent Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and Cops On-The-Beat Chris Tyler and Honeywell pull over the MANIAC COP!      

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti Of The Living Dead and Spore-Heads-Chris Tyler and Honeywell check out a great zombie film from 2016 that has kind of slipped between the cracks – THE GIRL WITH ALL THE [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti-Clause and Santa-Chris Tyler and Honeywell pull out a YULTIDE FAVORITE! It’s SILENT NIGHT – DEADLY NIGHT, the one that almost made SISKEL & EBERT cry! Snuggle up with the family and [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell decide to just skip over the first Prom Night and just go for the Horror Rack Hanger-On – PROM NIGHT 2 – HELLO MARY LOU!

It’s A DISTINCT HALLOWEEN VIBE AT THE HORROR VAULT with THEM JACONETTI TWINS (Jason & Luke) and THE CHRIS WITH A CHRIS IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD (Tyler & Honeywell) with the modern classic – James Wan’s MALIGNANT ! Joining in the festivities is the LEGENDARY THOMAS DEJA!

It’s FAMILY FUN UP IN THE OL’ HORROR VAULT with THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Jason & Luke) and SIX-EYED CHRIS’ (Tyler & Honeywell) with the sleeper classic – FRAILTY! https://twotruefreaks.com/podcast/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Horror-Vault-119-Frailty.mp3

It’s back to the VHS HORROR HANGERS-ON rack at the OL’ HORROR VAULT with THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Jason & Luke) and SIAMESE CHRIS’ (Tyler & Honeywell) pop up some POPCORN! It’s a pre-Scream META TREAT! https://twotruefreaks.com/podcast/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Horror-Vault-118-Popcorn.mp3

It’s back to the ZOMBIE TROUGH ant the OL’ HORROR VAULT with THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Jason & Luke) and CONJOINED CHRIS’ (Tyler & Honeywell) digging up THE LIVING DEAD OF MANCHESTER MORGUE! Guts get munched with a British/Italian FLAIR!

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The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror go back to school! Join Principal Luke Jaconetti, Coach Jason Jaconetti, Guidance Councilor Chris Tyler and Janitory Engineer Chris Honeywell as they study SLAUGHTER HIGH!

Join the VAULT crew – Luke and Jason (Them Jaconetti Boys) and Chris and Chris (Tyler and Honeywell) as they face Alpacas, Nick Cage, a hippie squatter and an asteroid squatter in director Richard Stanley’s adaptation of HP LOVECRAFT’s COLOR OUT OF SPACE!!!

Welcome to the Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke & Jay) and Dual Chris'(Tyler & Honeywell) as they mine the 80’s VHS aisle for the choice picks! This month’s HORROR RACK HANGER-ON is 1986’s CHOPPING MALL! Heads won’t roll, but they [...]

Welcome to another CHRISTMAS EPISODE of The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join your hosts Them Jinglebelletti Boys and Christmas Tyler and Christmas Honeywell as they present 1989’s ELVES! Because what say CHRISTMASTIME better than Grizzley Adams fighting a Nazi Elf?

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of TERROR! This month join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and The Abominable Two-Headed Chris (Tyler and Honeywell) as they get into some SHOVEL CHOPPING, INTERN FRATERNIZING, CAT WRESTLING, HYPO-EMPTYING FUN! It’s Stuart Gordon’s 1985 classic – REANIMATOR! Fresh off [...]

Join Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell offer up a Halloween treat that slipped between the cracks, 2018’s SLAUGHTERHOUSE RULEZ, a pleasant little surprise dealing with the mysterious goings on at a British private school that is NOT Hogwarts! This one is well worth seeking out! Demon [...]

The Vault crew ( Luke and Jason Jaconetti – Chris Tyler and Honeywell) go back to camp with this HORROR RACK HANGER-ON – 1983’s SLEEPAWAY CAMP! If you thought M. Night Shamalamalamalama is the master of the twist ending – THEN YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MOVIE! This movie has it [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This time Chris Tyler picks a bizarre anthology film for fellow freaks Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell to check out! Feast your FLY FILLED EYES on 1990’s THE WILLIES! This one hits all of Chris Tyler’s sweet [...]

In celebration of July 4th, the Vault crew, Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and The Corsican Chris’ (Tyler and Honeywell), pick UNCLE SAM, the patriotic slasher that answers the question – What happens when William Lustig and Larry Cohen collide? It’s not necessarily pretty!

Welcome back to The Vault! This month the intrepid crew, Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell do a first time watch of ANOTHER 2018 remake/reboot – SUSPIRIA! All four guys WENT IN BLIND, so you are getting their FRESH, UNVARNISHED OPINION!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Bo-Jason and Luke) and the Corsican Chris’ (Tyler and Honeywell) as they watch the latest sequel/remake/revamp/continuation/re-do of Michael Myers’ homecoming HALLOWEEN 2018, brought to you by Blumhouse? Is it up to SNUFF? Listen and FIND [...]

Oh boy. Chris Honeywell picks a BLIND FREAK’S CHOICE and then drops it on Luke Jaconetti, his brother Jason and Chris Tyler like a GIANT TURD.Like boogers – sometimes you pick a winner and sometimes you just get a BLOODY NOSE. Ladies and gentlemen – HEREDITARY.

This month Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell have a night out at the theater with 1987’s director Michele Soavi’s STAGE FRIGHT! This one has everything – Italian flair, actresses, a killer in an owl mask. That’s everything, right?

In this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and Siamese Chris’ (Tyler and Honeywell) do something a little different and take a BLIND LOOK a t a low budget local horror anthology – ColemanFilms and 3am Productions’ BOOK OF EVIL! Joining them to talk about the production [...]

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS CONCOCTION (Tyler and Honeywell) for a little trip to CANADA and then to HELL as they dig up Chris Tyler’s FREAK’S CHOICE – THE GATE!

In this, the FOLLOW UP to the original Black Christmas episode in The Honeywell Experiment, the Vault crew (Luke, Jason Chris and the other Chris) are joined (against their will AGAIN) by SUPER GENIUS Thomas Deja! Today they will endure the BIG-ASS LUMP OF COAL that is the 2006 REMAKE/SEQUEL/REBOOT/DESECRATION [...]

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS EXPERIMENT (Tyler and Honeywell) for a little SPELUNKING TRIP as they explore Jason’s FREAK’S CHOICE – THE DESCENT!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and CHRIS SQUARED (Tyler and Honeywell) as they wrap up their HAMMER HORROR with a modern entry from 2012 – THE WOMAN IN BLACK! Join Harry Potter for an old-fashioned ghost story [...]

Welcome to the PENULTIMATE EPISODE of our coverage of Hammer horror films. Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jay) and East and West Chris (Tyler and Honeywell) as they experience the cultural mashup of Hammer and the Shaw Brothers that is LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES! Marvel as the [...]

Join your intrepid hosts -THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke & Jason) and THE AMAZING TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler & Honeywell) as they take wrap up the FREDDY FILES with the 2010 remake/reimagining WHATEVER of A Nightmare On Elm Street. Spoiler – It’s not PRETTY, folks, we have to be honest with you. [...]

Join your hapless hosts THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CHRIS TYLER and HONEYWELL for some BRAIN TRAUMA INDUCING FUN – Hammer’s FRANKENSTEIN MUST BE DESTROYED! See Peter Cushing in full PROGRESSIVE DRILLIN’ AND KILLIN’ MODE as the man who makes you think – WHO IS THE TRUE MONSTER?Now [...]

Join Them Jaconetti Boys, Luke and Jason and Chris Tyler and Honeywell for the final REAL sequel to A Nightmare On Elm Street – FREDDY VS JASON!It only took 20 years and several swimming pools full of TEENAGER BLOOD to get here, but MAN IS IT WORTH IT! It’s not [...]

Join your intrepid hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell with SPECIAL GUEST legendary author and podcaster – THOMAS DEJA – as they cover the MUTANT Hammer horror film – 1974’s CAPTAIN KRONOS – VAMPIRE HUNTER!See the LAID BACK STYLE of the immortal Captain Kronos as he [...]

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS EXPERIMENT (Tyler and Honeywell) for a MEGA-META episode of THE VAULT OF STARTLING MONSTER HORROR TALES OF TERROR! It’s WES CRAVEN’S NEW NIGHTMARE! Wash that taste of Freddy’s Dead out of your mouth when the master returns to the [...]

Welcome back to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and Chris Squared (Tyler and Honeywell) as they cue up the next HAMMER HORROR – THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA starring legendary “EYE SPECIALIST” Herbert Lom! As we all know, when [...]

Before the Superflu, before Swine Flu, before 28 Days Later and BEFORE the remake of itself there was THE CRAZIES! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke & Jason) and the Woner Chris Twins (Tyler & Honeywell) as they mark the passing of HORROR INNOVATOR GEORGE ROMERO by looking at one of [...]

Take a Christmas trip to SUNNY FINLAND as the Vault crew – Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke & Jason) and teh Conjoined Chris’ (Tyler & Honeywell) take a look at the family classic RARE EXPORTS! That is, if your family is okay with F-BOMBS and SANTA-GENITALIA! Yes, once again it’s one [...]

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and the AMAZINGLY HANDSOME TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler and Honeywell) as they attend a funeral for a friend. Yes – it’s time for the FREDDY’S DEAD – THE FINAL NIGHTMARE! This is the one where Freddy finally DIES FOREVER ain’t never EVER coming back! [...]

IT’S TIME BOYS AND GIRLS! It’s that most wonerous time of the year again – HALLOWEEN and the Horror Vault Crew – THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and CHRIS SQUARED (Tyler and Honeywell) are pulling out THE SECOND BEST MOVIE IN THE HALLOWEEN FRANCHISE – Halloween III – Season [...]

Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and the Inedible Two Headed-Chris (Tyler and Honeywell) as they check out their fifth entry in their HAMMER RETROSPECTIVE – Curse Of The Werewolf! There’s no LEE and CUSHING, but OLIVER REED grows a MEAN COAT OF FUR in this unusual entry into [...]

Join your intrepid hosts -THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke & Jason) and THE AMAZING TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler & Honeywell) as they take peer inside the WOMB of the 5th Nightmare On Elm Street film- THE DREAM CHILD! The boys are not too keen on this one! Only THREE deaths, annoying teens [...]

In an incredible coincidence, the VAULT CREW – Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell cover Hammer’s THE TWO FACES OF DR. JECKYLL in episode 69 (dude), a number that symbolically expresses the theme of the movie! WHOAH, MAN! This is also the first BLOOD and CUSHING-FREE Hammer [...]

Four hosts – THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CONJOINED CHRIS (TYLER & HONEYWELL) dive into the FOURTH installment of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET – THE DREAM MASTER! Freddy is back to dispense with a mostly likeable crew of UNFORTUNATES! Learn the new meaning of “PIZZA FACE”! SEE [...]

Join the Vault crew – LUKE & JASON JACONETTI and CHRIS TYLER AND HONEYWELL for their THIRD HAMMER HORROR FILM – 1959’s THE MUMMY! The gang is back together and BITCHES ARE GOING TO GET STRANGLED! SEE – The world’s most DEDICATED STALKER! HEAR – The cries of a man [...]

In yet ANOTHER TANGENT, The VAULT CREW decide to MESS UP THE FORMAT and review the new Star Wars film! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke & Jason) and BOTH CHRIS’ (Tyler & Honeywell) as they CRY OVER ROBOTS, talk about RAMBO and Art Rambo’s Used Cars, test the movie on [...]

Freddy’s BACK for a third go and THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler and Honeywell) are there to HELP YOU THROUGH IT! This one is a BIG STEP UP despite the inclusion of POOR MAN’S BILL MAHER! Pretty much EVERYONE but Jason sings at some [...]

HAPPY GHOULETIDE WISHES from the VAULT CREW – Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and Christmas Tyler and Honeywell! In a special HOLIDAY THEMED EPISODE they bring you 2015’s KRAMPUS, a nasty little Yuletide LUMP OF COAL for people who like their X-Mas movies with a HAPPY ENDING! NO HAPPY [...]

Join your hapless hosts THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CHRIS TYLER and HONEYWELL for a FANGTACULAR FLUME RIDE – Hammer’s THE HORROR OF DRACULA! The boys PUT THE HAMMER DOWN on this classic of low-budget, fast movin’ gothic horror! And hey, where else do you get to see [...]

It’s a TRICK OR TREAT TRIPLE FEATURE! Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and CONJOINED CHRIS’S (Tyler and Honeywell) for their BLOW-OUT 2016 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! This time we have a Disney short, an 80’s heavy metal back-masking nightmare and an honest to Satan horror anthology – ALL WITH THE [...]

Join Them Jaconetti Boys, Luke and Jason and Chris Tyler and Honeywell for the first sequel to A Nightmare On Elm Street – FREDDY’S REVENGE. This movie seems to be a little CONFUSED as to what direction it wants to take, but it still holds a CLOSETFULL of scares! Join [...]

Join your intrepid hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell with SPECIAL GUEST Scott Gardner – as they kick off a new series of HAMMER HORROR MOVIES with the one that started it all – THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN! Here it is in all it’s BRIGHT RED [...]

Sit back, relax, but DON’T FALL ASLEEP! Join Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell as they jump right into the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET franchise with the original WES CRAVEN CLASSIC! Depp gets THE MOP, soft, 80’s LIBRARIAN SWEATERS are worn, Jason’s daughter HALEY sings a little [...]

Join the VAULT CREW – LUKE & JASON (THEM JACONETTI BOYS) and CHRIS TYLER AND HONEYWELL as they eventually take a look at Marvel Comic’s THE TOMB OF DRACULA #2! The boys talk WAY too long about PRAIRIE OYSTERS and answer some mail from TEXAS TIM ELLIOT. THEN – Dracula’s [...]

Join Luke and Jason (Them Jaconetti Boys!) Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell for a tribute to the recently deceased horror master – WES CRAVEN! Covered in this episode is SCREAM – the 90’s classic that launched, for better or worse, a wave of meta horror movies. How can you [...]

In the final episode of FREAK’S CHOICE, your hosts Them Jaconetti boys (Luke and Jason) and Chris Tyler and Honeywell look at Clive Barker’s NIGHTBREED, the choice of our fallen friend and Two True Freaks compatriot, SHAWN ENGEL. There will be TEARS, LAUGHS, MOON-FACED MUTANTS, PORN TALK and SO MUCH [...]

In this episode, the fourth in the five-part FREAK’S CHOICE, we join Shawn Engel, Chris Honeywell, Luke Jaconetti,Chris Tyler and Jason Jaconetti for a look at George Romero’s MARTIN! It’s a teenage (maybe) vampire story from the man so famous for FLESH EATING ZOMBIES! It’s 70’s grit, unusual location and [...]

Paul Spataro, Bill Robinson, Scott Gardner, Alan Middleton, Chris Tyler, Luke Jaconetti and Gene Hendricks spend a few minutes with you sharing there thoughts about the loss of a great person. We’ve lost Shawn Engel, who has been a good friend to all of us. http://www.smithandkernke.com/obituary/Shawn-Engel/Edmond-OK/1571833

Join Chris Honeywell, Chris Tyler, Shawn Engel, Luke Jaconetti and Jason Jaconetti as they watch Jason’s pick for this month’s FREAK’S CHOICE – THE MONSTER SQUAD! We get UNIVERSAL MONSTERS, KIDS WITH LETHAL WEAPON DIALOGUE, BATS ON STRINGS, SCARY GERMAN GUY, and WOLFMAN’S NARDS! It’s HEATWARMING, SCARY, CHEESY and POLITICALLY [...]

Join Chris Tyler and Honeywell and them Jaconetti boys Luke and Jason as the pitch a tent and start a fire out back of the Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror Mansion and Tourist Museum for a special BONUS SIZED HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! They discuss all the scary stuff [...]

The VAULT CREW are CAMPING AGAIN! Join Chris Tyler, Shawn Engel, Jason and Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell as they watch Hero’s FREAK’S CHOICE- THE BURNING! See the Weinsteins before they were classy and Costanza before Seinfeld! Great effects by Tom Savini and a cheesy score by prog rock synth [...]

GET YER POUND OF NEW FLESH!Join Chris Tyler, Shawn Engel, Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell as they sit back with a big tub of FLESHY POPCORN and dig in to David Cronenberg’s VIDEODROME as part one of a five episode series called FREAK’S CHOICE! This month’s [...]

The crew has assembled – Chris Tyler – Shawn Engel – Chris Honeywell and THEM JACONETTI BOYS – Luke and Jason! They have already finished off the Friday The 13th franchise (for now) and now prepare to do the same (for now) with PHANTASM IV – OBLIVION! Somehow, along with [...]

Join Chris Honeywell, Shawn Engel, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Tyler as they officially welcome DOUBLE J Jaconetti aboard! In his first official episode, the crew saddles him with a MICHAEL BAY produced REBOOT! OH CRUEL HORROR HOSTS! Does this film live up to it’s CRUEL DNA? Will there be enough [...]

Salutations, fear freaks, and welcome to a very special episode of TVoSMHToT. And why is this episode so special? Well for multiple reasons…First, the crew of CHRIS HONEYWELL, LUKE JACONETTI, SHAWN ENGEL, and CHRIS TYLER are joined by new co-host and big brother to one of our hosts, JASON JACONETTI [...]

LUKE JACONETTI, THE HAIR METAL HERO, SHAWN ENGEL AND CHRIS HONEYWELL are BACK with the THIRD installment of PHANTASM – PHANTASM 3 (of course) !In this one we get ORIGINAL JODI AND MIKE in addition to the RETURN OF REGGIE! Learn of Chris’ TWISTED PLAN to stalk the actress who [...]

Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel, Chris Tyler and Chris Honeywell have followed Jason Voorhees from Crystal Lake to New York City, to Hell and now they suit up and head in to the most logical place to catch up with our hero, IN THE FUTURE – IN DEEP SPACE. That’s right, [...]

Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel, Chris Tyler and Chris Honeywell as they WELCOME BACK THE BALLS! It’s PHANTASM II! Regggie is back – Mike is (sorta) back and the Tall Man is PISSED!We get some new wrinkles and new characters and ENOUGH BALL JOKES TO FILL A PAIR OF SIZE [...]

What is a Friday The 13th movie when it’s not a Friday The 13th movie? What about if the actual “Jason Vorhees” is some sort of DEMON-SLUG? What happens when a movie has GOES TO HELL in the title and we don’t see A SINGLE SECOND of Beelzebub’s domain? These [...]

This month join Chris Honeywell, Chris Tyler, Luke Jaconetti and Shawn Engel for a perennial favorite – Don Coscarelli’s PHANTASM! This legendary psychedelic horror/science fiction/whatever film introduces us to the BRAIN SUCKING FLYING BALL, THE MAGNIFICENT ANGUS SCRIMM. KIDS WITH GUNS and YELLOW BLOODED INTERDIMENSIONAL CORPSE JAWAS! Chill up some [...]

New York City, where the sewers flow with toxic waste and cruise boats from Crystal Lake routinely deliver graduating classes of High Schoolers! At least that’s how it goes in the world of Friday The 13th Part VIII – Jason Takes Manhattan! Join Shawn Engal, Luke Jaconetti, Chris Tyler and [...]

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN! Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel, The Hair Metal Hero and Chris Honeywell as they present their ANNUAL HALLOWEEN HORROR STORIES! This time it’s FOUR ORIGINAL STORIES – all different – but with the same title! The title was picked from suggestions on the [...]

Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel, Chris Tyler and Chris Honeywell as they wrap up their journey into Italian horror with the infamous CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST! This legendary gut muncher saw the director in court to prove his actors were alive and spawned endless “found footage” movies! WARNING – Before you watch [...]

Join your HORROR HOSTS – SHAWN ENGEL, LUKE JACONETTI, CHRIS TYLER and CHRIS HONEYWELL as they get some TELEKINETIC THRILLS from FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII – THE NEW BLOOD! SEE – cut rate ROBERT VAUGHN – poor man’s JIM CARREY, Dr. JOYCE BROTHERS as MOM and THE SWINGIN’ SLEEPING [...]

Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel, Chris Tyler and Chris Honeywell as they watch a tale told by a DEAD MAN – Aldo Lada’s SHORT NIGHT OF GLASS DOLLS! In this Italian oddity we’ve got Mrs. Ringo, Wolfman Jack, an EPIC MUSTACHE and SATANIC NAKED SENIOR CITIZENS – all with music [...]

JASON LIVES! Join El Jacone, The Chriskeeper, The Hair Metal Hero and Joe Freakin’ Anthrax as they celebrate the return of the REAL DEAL! Find out why this one is HERO’S FAVORITE! Is it the “80’s VIBE”? Is it the “FOLDING COP”? Is it because ALICE COOPER gets a song [...]

This episode is brought to you by listener TIM ELLIOT! Join El Jacone, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and The Chriskeeper as they view one of Lucio Fulci’s weirdest and goriest films – THE BEYOND! This one is a head scratcher – scratch that – a HEAD-MELTER! What happens [...]

Horror Vault regulars Luke Jaconetti, Chris Tyler, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell are joined by PODCASTING LEGEND Michael Bailey to tackle his FAVORITE JASON MOVIE – Friday The 13th V – A NEW BEGINNING! It’s all here – Jason fan fiction – gratuitous Muppet Show Music and a quick game [...]

Join the intrepid horror crew EL JACONE, JOE ANTHRAX, THE HAIR METAL HERO and THE CHRISKEEPER as they EYEBALL Fulci’s ZOMBI 2 (Zombi Flesh Eaters)! Many say that this movie is where Fulci JUMPED THE SHARK, but that is unfair – he actually WRESTLED THE SHARK TO DEATH with this [...]

Join your intrepid Jasophiles – El Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, Joe Anthrax and the Chriskeeper as they watch the (supposedly) ULTIMATE CHAPTER of Friday The 13th – PART 4 _ THE FINAL CHAPTER! Is anything scarier than a slasher film with Corey Feldman and Crispin Glover? The answer is [...]

It’s that most wonderful time of the year again! The FOUR FUCKED-UP FREAKS fron The Vault have brought you ANOTHER 4 tales of terror JUST IN TIME for Halloween once again! This year, The Chriskeeper reads his new CHILDREN’S BOOK – “SMILEY”, Luke Jaconetti digs up a classic with Poe’s [...]

This time – join El Jacone, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and The Chriskeeper as they forge forward in their Italio-Horror series with Dario Argento’s TENEBRE! Lesbians, crazed dogs, deviant sexuality, a Goblin soundtrack and roughly five swimming pools of blood are featured in this GRUESOME GIALLO! PLUS – [...]

Join your happy hosts L. Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, Joe Anthrax and The Chriskeeper as they sling out a FRIDAY THE 13th SPECIAL. Yes, your Ipod is now CURSED since this episode was posted on the aforementioned date AND it’s featuring FRIDAY THE 13th 3D!! Put on the old [...]

Join The Chriskeeper, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and El Jacone as they walk you through the Oscar winning FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2 – the film that forged new trails for the disabled in horror films! The body count is upped and the formula starts to take shape! [...]

Luke Jaconetti, The Hair Metal Hero, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell jet set off to Italy for Dario Argento’s classic – SUSPIRIA! This one has it all! Creepy kids – primary colors – music by Goblin – witches – gallons of blood – ballerinas and a barbed wire room! It’s [...]

In addition to the ongoing series of Italian horror, the Vault Crew (The Chriskeeper, El Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero and Joe Anthrax) have decided to up the output and cover some good ol’ American SLASHER FILMS – The Friday The 13th series! This time they start at the beginning [...]

Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell as they discuss Dario Argento’s bloody masterpiece PROFONDO ROSSO, also known as DEEP RED and many other names. It’s an antipasto of bizarre puppets, psychic slashings, creepy kid music and walled-up family secrets with a side of romantic comedy! Our series on [...]

Join your BLOOD SOAKED BUDDIES, Luke Jaconetti, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and The Chriskeeper as they take a look at the final MARIO BAVA movie in their ongoing Italio-horror series – BAY OF BLOOD or TWITCH OF THE DEATH NERVE! Could this film be the inspiration for the [...]

THE VAULT IS BACK! Join the GRUE CREW – El Jacone, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and The Chriskeeper as they plunge into another Italian masterpiece – KILL BABY, KILL! It’s the first Italian film on the Vault in GLORIOUS, BLOODY COLOR! It’s all here – creepy corpse kid, [...]

Just in time for Christmas, the Horror Vault crew – Joe Anthrax – The Hair Metal Hero – L Jacone and The Chriskeeper haul out a CHRISTMAS CLASSIC- Joe Dante’s GREMLINS!Want an antidote to “It’s A Wonderful Life”, this is the movie for you! PODCAST NOT FOR SALE! DO NOT [...]

Are you ready for more Bava? This time join El Jacone, Joe Anthrax and the Chriskeeper as they (along with a mugger) tackle “The Girl Who Knew Too Much”! This is a Mario Bava black and white classic that pays a loving homage to Alfred Hitchcock. It’s all here, murder, [...]

It’s Halloween again and the Vault crew have prepared a new batch of audio horrors! This time Joe Anthrax serves up an Edgar Allen Poe classic featuring an actor with a REAL BRITISH ACCENT! Class! Luke Jaconetti weaves another story into his emerging TAPESTRY OF TERROR that will CHILL YOUR [...]

Join El Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, the Chris-Keeper and NEW Horror Vault regular Joe Anthrax as they begin their trip through the DiManzicorp motherland – ITALY! This time it’s master director MARIO BAVA’S seminal BLACK SUNDAY, starring Barbara Steele – and she really NAILS this role and creates her [...]

Now that the Summer’s almost over and you’ve had some time to let Prometheus digest in the molecular acid of your mind, let’s look back at the movies that paved the way. Join Luke Jaconetti, The Hair Metal Hero, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell as they share fond (mostly) memories [...]

Join Luke Jaconetti, The Hair Metal Hero and Chris Honeywell as they whip out their FAVORITE HORROR SOUNDTRACKS! It’s the BLOODY BEST of scary movie music! All your favorites are here: Williams, Goldsmith, Morricone, Herrmann, Goblin, Paul Williams and Fastway! and many, many more! Turn off the lights and CRANK [...]

The Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell are BACK in the HORROR WHEELHOUSE for the final John Carpenter movie (for a while) – the classic HALLOWEEN! Join them as they examine the film that launched a thousand teenagers (to their graves) and scared the hell out of EVERYONE! [...]

The Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell face SPACE-HIPPIES, PHILOSOPHICAL BOMBS and a BEACH BALL WITH FEET! Yes, it’s John Carpenter and Dan O’Bannon’s FIRST MOVIE – DARK STAR! It’s a buffed-up student film that still looks pretty spiffy for almost a zero budget! Ever wonder what country [...]

This time the Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell welcome Scott Gardner to the fold to discus John Carpenter’s “STARMAN” ! Why do Robocop, Amadeus and a discontinued type of Purina dogfood show up? I swear, there are tangental connections to this neglected classic! Listen as our intrepid [...]

This month, The Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell tackle 2001’s “Ghosts Of Mars” by John Carpenter! Low budget sleeper or out and out flop? Turns out this movie is not so bad – it’s got Pam Grier, that chick from Species, the bald guy who talks like [...]

The third time’s the charm! Yes, since it’s Halloween season, the Vault crew bring you an unprecedented THIRD EPISODE this month! This time your hosts have crafted THREE HOMEMADE HORROR STORIES presented for the first time here! BOW before “The Hair Metal Hero Versus The BITCHIN’ VIXEN From The Sunset [...]

MORE HALLOWEEN MADNESS! Yes, we’re BACK AGAIN with YET ANOTHER Halloween treat – Bud Abbott And Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein, a horror comedy classic! Chris, Luke and The Hair Metal Hero have been putting in overtime this month in honor of the holiday and THEY AREN’T DONE YET! EXPECT MORE [...]

Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they bemoan the current state of wimpy vampire movies (you know who we’re talking about) and present a REAL MAN’S VAMPIRE STORY – John Carpenter’s Vampires! These vampires don’t SPARKLE in sunlight, they burst into freakin’ flames and [...]

Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they have a go at John Carpenter’s critical and financial flop – his remake of Village Of The Damned! Is it really that terrible? How bad can it be if it has Mark Hamill and Christopher Reeve in [...]

Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they dissect John Carpenter’s prototype early film, ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13! It’s Rio Bravo meets Night Of The Living Dead in this cops under siege classic! Anyone got a smoke?

IT’S A DYSTOPIA DOUBLE FEATURE! Join The Chris-Keeper and L Jacone as they talk about Escape From New York and it’s sequel Escape From LA! It’s a feast of action, one-liners and character actors! Anyone got a smoke?

This month, Luke, The Hair-Metal Hero, and the Chris-Keeper hop aboard the Pork Chop Express and head over to Little China to “stir the pot”! This movie has a little bit of every flavor thrown into a big, old WOK OF FUN! Catchphrases? Did someone say “catchphrases”? This is the [...]

YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES – LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST, OR EAT THIS GARBAGE CAN! In this latest installment of our John Carpenter retrospective we take a look through a Hoffman Lens at THEY LIVE. Of course, this movie is a MASTERPIECE! Join L Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, The Chris-Keeper [...]

In this latest installment of our John Carpenter retrospective we take a look at The Fog, Carpenter’s follow-up to Halloween. This is a fun one for Chris, since he has never seen it before. This film has it all – murderous lepers, stories around a campfire, Jamie Lee Curtis, Adrianne [...]

In this installment of VOSMHTOT The Chris-Keeper, Hair Metal Hero and L. Jacone take up the topic of everyone’s favorite pissed off Plymouth Fury – CHRISTINE! It’s a hellish collaboration between horror masters John Carpenter and Stephen King! It’s 50’s nostalgia in an 80’s movie set in the 70’s! So [...]

In this volume of VOSMHTOT The Chris-Keeper and L. Jacone crack open John Carpenter’s “In The Mouth Of Madness” where the horror master takes a few pages from his favorite anguished authors! This completes the circle of Carpenter’s APOCALYPSE TRILOGY, thus opening the dimensional gate for the OLD ONES. “Ph’nglui [...]

In a SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE your intrepid horror hosts read you THREE HALLOWEEN TALES OF TERROR! First off, Chris reads “The Open Window” by Saki, one of his favorite short stories of all time. Next up, we have a completely ORIGINAL OFFERING! “Spiders” written and read by Chris Tyler, our [...]

WELCOME, MONSTER MONGERS! Welcome to the SECOND GRUE-GORGED episode of The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month, myself, the CHRIS-KEEPER am joined by Chris Tyler (the HAIR METAL HERO) and Luke Jaconetti (LJacone) as we continue our retrospective of MASTER FILMMAKER John Carpenter with a double [...]

WELCOME, FEAR FREAKS! Two True Freaks is proud to launch their new horror show, The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month, myself, the CHRIS-KEEPER am joined by Chris Tyler (the HAIR METAL HERO) and Luke Jaconetti (LJacone) as we begin our retrospective of GRUE-MONGER John Carpenter [...]