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Top Four

English, Social, 1 season, 101 episodes, 3 days, 8 hours, 21 minutes
About
An opinionated podcast by opinionated people. Hosted by Marco Arment and Tiffany Arment.
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101: 64 Days of Phish

Our favorite Phish songs. (Finally.)
6/30/2023 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 32 seconds
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100: Toasting Top Four 🥂

Our 100th-episode spectacular! Here's to 100 great episodes — well, 100 episodes, at least — and more to come.
5/29/2023 • 1 hour, 52 seconds
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99: Fidget Toys

A terrible surprise.
4/30/2023 • 44 minutes, 55 seconds
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98: Hot Pockets 🥵🥶🥵

We actually tried every flavor of Hot Pockets and lived to tell the tale.
3/23/2023 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 31 seconds
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97: Jock Jams 🏀🎶🏈🎵📣

Are you ready for this?
2/28/2023 • 52 minutes, 49 seconds
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96: Cakes 🎂🧁🍰🥮🍥🥞

Our favorite cakes, in honor of Tiff's birthday.
1/25/2023 • 43 minutes, 38 seconds
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95: Candy Canes

The best flavors among far too many candy-cane options.
12/23/2022 • 53 minutes, 20 seconds
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94: Adventure Time Characters

Our family's favorite characters from the amazing, delightful Adventure Time series.
11/29/2022 • 51 minutes, 20 seconds
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93: Halloween Music 🎃🎶

Our favorite spooky music for Halloween, plus new edible contenders for some of our previous rankings!
10/23/2022 • 56 minutes, 13 seconds
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92: Nut Butters

The best, worst, and weirdest nut butters and non-nut butters we could find.
9/30/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 29 seconds
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91: Hot Dogs 🌭

Celebrate the last weekend of the summer with the best rods of meat and plants we could find.
8/30/2022 • 57 minutes, 51 seconds
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90: Bodies of Water

It's summer, and you know what that means…
7/30/2022 • 42 minutes, 28 seconds
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89: Weird Al Song Parodies

Our favorite song parodies by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
6/30/2022 • 45 minutes, 34 seconds
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88: Goldfish Crackers

Taste-testing every flavor of Goldfish we could find.
5/31/2022 • 52 minutes, 55 seconds
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87: Peeps 🐤

We intended to rank the worst flavors of marshmallow Peeps for Easter… but we were in for a surprise.
4/8/2022 • 44 minutes, 59 seconds
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86: Overplayed Songs

The most overplayed, overused songs from the 1800s to today that we never need to hear again, but we know we will.
3/29/2022 • 33 minutes, 42 seconds
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85: Series Finales 📺

Our favorite TV-show finales. (Don't worry, we're not ending this show!)
2/28/2022 • 49 minutes, 42 seconds
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84: Jams, Jellies, Marmalades, and Compotes

Our favorite sweet spreadables.
1/31/2022 • 37 minutes, 40 seconds
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83: Road-Trip Songs 🚙🎶

Our favorite songs for road-trip playlists.
12/22/2021 • 45 minutes, 34 seconds
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82: Flavors

That's right. Flavors.
11/30/2021 • 48 minutes, 53 seconds
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81: Halloween Monsters 🧟🧛🏻‍♀️🤡👻🕷🦇🐺

Tiff's favorite Halloween monsters, and the "monsters" that most scare Marco.
10/26/2021 • 34 minutes, 56 seconds
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80: Hal's Pairings

Join your favorite "seltziers" (or "crunchographers"?) as we discover amazing culinary pairings between Hal's seltzer flavors and Hal's potato chips.
9/30/2021 • 44 minutes, 57 seconds
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79: Fla•Vor•Ice

The best flavors to grab on a hot summer day as you push past the children to get to the front of the line.
8/30/2021 • 28 minutes, 28 seconds
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78: Pasta Shapes 🍝

After months of delicious research, we've ranked our favorite extrusions of dried semolina. We tried every shape we could find — yes, even that one.
7/29/2021 • 50 minutes, 40 seconds
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77: Simpsons Characters

Our favorite characters on The Simpsons.
6/28/2021 • 38 minutes, 29 seconds
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76: Seafood 🐟🦞🍤🦀🦪🍋🧈

Our favorite objects to eat from the ocean.
5/27/2021 • 43 minutes, 14 seconds
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75: Beer Types 🍻

A tour of the world's best ways to combine barley, hops, yeast, and water.
4/30/2021 • 52 minutes, 2 seconds
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74: Apple Products 📱💻🖥⌚️

How have we not done this already?
3/31/2021 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 40 seconds
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73: Lettuces 🥬

Our favorite leafy greens.
2/23/2021 • 49 minutes, 18 seconds
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72: Pop Tarts

Nobody should have 30 flavors of Pop Tarts. But having found ourselves in that situation, we did what any podcasters would do: taste-test all 30 flavors and rank our favorites.
1/30/2021 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 37 seconds
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71: Christmas Episodes of The Office

In a special crossover episode with Somehow I Manage, we're joined by Merri and Stephen Hackett to rank our favorite Christmas episodes of The Office.
12/21/2020 • 57 minutes, 48 seconds
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70: '90s-Representative Songs 💿

If you were scoring a '90s scene in a movie or TV show, what song would you choose to instantly transport people back to that time?
11/30/2020 • 55 minutes, 36 seconds
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69: Card Games ♦️♣️♥️♠️

Our favorite card games playable with a standard deck — or at least by ruining the top half of one.
10/31/2020 • 55 minutes, 9 seconds
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68: Smencils ✏️👃

We somehow made a podcast out of sniffing 55 scented pencils.
9/28/2020 • 1 hour, 49 seconds
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67: Sports ⚾️🏹🥌⛳️🤺🏓🏄🏽

The world’s worst sports commentators rank the world’s sports.
8/28/2020 • 51 minutes, 51 seconds
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66: Face Masks 😷

Our favorite face-mask types, attributes, materials, and brands for varying circumstances.
7/29/2020 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 38 seconds
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65: Chex Mix Pieces

Our favorite pieces to grab from the bowl of this ubiquitous party mix.
6/26/2020 • 29 minutes, 56 seconds
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64: Taco Toppings 🌮

Celebrating this year's Cinco de Mayo that also falls on Taco Tuesday, we rank our favorite taco toppings.
5/5/2020 • 34 minutes, 21 seconds
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63: Minecraft Mobs

The Arment family's favorite enemies, animals, and other bizarre creatures in Minecraft.
4/30/2020 • 48 minutes, 40 seconds
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62: Best Bluths

Our favorite Bluth family members from Arrested Development.
3/24/2020 • 38 minutes, 3 seconds
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61: Candy Heart Phrases ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍

The best (or worst?) phrases printed on Valentine's Day candy hearts.
2/14/2020 • 42 minutes, 19 seconds
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60: Waters🚰

This might be the stupidest thing we've ever done. And that's saying something.
1/30/2020 • 45 minutes, 39 seconds
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59: Royal Dansk Butter Cookies

Our favorite cookies from these classic blue tins before they're reused to hold buttons and sewing kits.
12/22/2019 • 47 minutes, 20 seconds
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58: Cheeses 🧀

Our favorite types of cheese, taste-tested live for your enjoyment — or at least ours.
11/27/2019 • 59 minutes, 23 seconds
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57: One-Hit Wonder Albums

Music albums that contain one-hit-wonder singles, but are also really great albums.
10/31/2019 • 45 minutes, 44 seconds
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56: Instant Coffee ☕💨

We taste-tested 14 instant coffees, from mouth parties to tire fires, to discover if there's anything redeemable about this much-maligned beverage.
9/20/2019 • 55 minutes, 29 seconds
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55: LaCroix Flavors

Lauren and Jason Snell join us to taste-test and rank all 24 flavors of LaCroix seltzer.
8/30/2019 • 54 minutes, 17 seconds
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54: Emoji! 📅

In celebration of World Emoji Day, we ranked our favorite emoji.
7/17/2019 • 36 minutes, 17 seconds
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53: Band Names

Our favorite band names, regardless of the quality of the bands, or whether we've even heard of them before.
6/27/2019 • 27 minutes, 50 seconds
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52: Eggs 🥚🍳

Our favorite egg preparations, from simple breakfasts to the fanciest parties.
5/29/2019 • 31 minutes, 55 seconds
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51: Heist Movies

The culmination of months of research: our favorite heist movies, and why so many movies don't qualify.
4/30/2019 • 50 minutes, 59 seconds
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50: Nuts 🥜🌰🥥🌽🍺

Our favorite nuts. Really.
3/29/2019 • 32 minutes, 27 seconds
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49: TV Couples

To celebrate Valentine's Day, we rank our favorite TV couples. (Contains spoilers for popular '90s–'00s TV series.)
2/14/2019 • 34 minutes, 9 seconds
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48: “Milks” 🥛

We taste and rank 12 different "milk" beverages of various animal, plant, and scientific origins.
1/29/2019 • 50 minutes, 36 seconds
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47: Holiday Traditions

Our favorite Christmas or holiday traditions from the families that we're stuck with.
12/20/2018 • 34 minutes, 18 seconds
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46: Woodland Creatures 🦔🐿🦉🦆🦌🐇

Yes, we really ranked our favorite woodland creatures.
11/19/2018 • 33 minutes, 40 seconds
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45: Breakfasts 🥐🍳🍰🥞🍕🥓☕️

Our favorite breakfast foods!
10/26/2018 • 42 minutes, 57 seconds
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44: School Supplies ✏️📓🖊

Our favorite school supplies from our youth.
9/9/2018 • 49 minutes, 16 seconds
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43: Beach Movies 🏖

What qualifies as a beach movie, and our favorite picks from a summer of heavy research.
8/25/2018 • 45 minutes, 13 seconds
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42: F•R•I•E•N•D•S

Our favorite characters from the hit '90s sitcom, Friends.
7/30/2018 • 54 minutes, 53 seconds
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41: 21 Pringles and One Prongle

There are more flavors of Pringles potato chips than we ever imagined, so naturally, we had to taste and rank as many as we could get our hands on.
6/26/2018 • 55 minutes, 29 seconds
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40: '90s Albums 💿

Our favorite '90s rock/alternative albums.
5/24/2018 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 25 seconds
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39: Merch 💸

Our favorite types of merchandise for podcasts, video games, artists, and other things we're fans of.
4/10/2018 • 41 minutes, 11 seconds
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38: Tracks in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Our favorite tracks in Mario Kart for the Nintendo Switch.
3/25/2018 • 36 minutes, 54 seconds
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37: Valentine's Chocolate Boxes 💝

Our favorite heart-shaped boxes of chocolates for Valentine's Day.
2/12/2018 • 34 minutes, 28 seconds
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36: Misheard Eddie Vedder Lyrics

Our favorite unintelligible Eddie Vedder songs.
1/21/2018 • 48 minutes, 1 second
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35: Pies 🥧

Our favorite pies!
12/12/2017 • 35 minutes, 41 seconds
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34: Stardew Valley Singles

Our top eligible singles of Pelican Town, with special guests Alex Cox and Myke Hurley.
11/8/2017 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 57 seconds
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33: Pumpkin Spice Everything 🎃

Try all the things!
10/17/2017 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 31 seconds
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32: Fall-tivities 🌰🍂

Our favorite autumnal activities!
9/19/2017 • 30 minutes, 31 seconds
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31: Nightmare Vacations

Our most dreaded, least appealing vacation destinations.
8/19/2017 • 50 minutes, 36 seconds
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30: Summer Songs 😎

Our favorite songs about, from, reminiscent of, mentioning, or vaguely related to summer.
7/19/2017 • 47 minutes, 57 seconds
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29: Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavors

We tested 24 flavors of ice cream for you. You’re welcome.
6/27/2017 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 59 seconds
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28: Kid Shows Tolerable To Adults

Our favorite TV shows for our kid to watch when we're in the room.
5/26/2017 • 25 minutes, 51 seconds
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27: Girl Scout Cookies 🍪

We rank our favorite Girl Scout cookies and make Top Four history.
4/18/2017 • 37 minutes, 53 seconds
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26: Holidays 🐰🎄🌭🏈🎉🎃🍺

Our favorite annual holidays… for very different reasons.
3/21/2017 • 38 minutes, 30 seconds
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25: Dog Breeds 🐶

Steffanie and Joel Housman join us to rank our favorite dog breeds. (But they're all good dogs!)
2/9/2017 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 58 seconds
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24: Vegetables 🍆🥒🌽🥕🌶

In the new year, we help you navigate the challenging world of vegetables.
1/19/2017 • 34 minutes, 22 seconds
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23: Christmas Movies 🎄

Lauren and Jason Snell join us to rank our favorite Christmas movies.
12/8/2016 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 40 seconds
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22: Thanksgiving Side Dishes

Our favorite side dishes in typical American Thanksgiving dinners… and every meal in the following few days.
11/26/2016 • 29 minutes, 9 seconds
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21: Fifty Flavors of Lies

Our top four worst Jelly Belly flavors.
10/11/2016 • 38 minutes, 13 seconds
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20: Jelly Belly Teaser

The best homework you've ever gotten from a podcast: Buy these jelly beans before next week's episode!
10/8/2016 • 58 seconds
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19: Cereals From A Van 🚐

Special guests Paul Kafasis and Myke Hurley join Tiff and Marco at Cereal From A Van, a Portland food "truck", to rank everyone's top four breakfast cereals. Recorded live at XOXO 2016.
9/18/2016 • 19 minutes, 22 seconds
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18: Childhood Console Games 🎮

Favorites from the NES, Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo, and Nintendo 64, with apologies to the Sega Master System, Sega CD, 32X, Saturn, and PlayStation.
9/7/2016 • 50 minutes, 24 seconds
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17: Movie Genres

Tiff and Marco rank their favorite, surprisingly specific movie genres.
8/11/2016 • 23 minutes, 34 seconds
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16: Starbucks Cold Drinks

Tiff and Marco go undercover into Starbucks once more, this time to find their favorite cold drinks.
7/11/2016 • 46 minutes, 12 seconds
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15: Top Gear Episodes

Erin and Casey Liss join Tiff and Marco to rank their favorite Top Gear challenges and specials.
6/12/2016 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 4 seconds
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14: Pizza Toppings 🍕

Tiff and Marco rank their favorite pizza toppings, interview a pizza expert, and taste-test the new topping sensation that's sweeping across Relay FM.
5/20/2016 • 45 minutes, 4 seconds
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13: Bagel Flavors

Tiff and Marco rank their favorite bagel flavors, followed by a science experiment.
4/13/2016 • 41 minutes, 6 seconds
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12: Star Wars Movies

Tina and John Siracusa join Tiff and Marco to rank their favorite Star Wars movies. Even the prequels.
3/13/2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 10 seconds
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11: Dunkin’ Donuts 🍩

Tiff and Marco try every doughnut at their local Dunkin’ Donuts.
2/11/2016 • 48 minutes, 35 seconds
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10: Starbucks Hot Drinks

Tiff and Marco go undercover into Starbucks to find their favorite hot drinks.
1/13/2016 • 35 minutes, 41 seconds
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9: Christmas Music

Myke and Adina join Tiff and Marco for most of them to discuss their favorite Christmas songs.
12/9/2015 • 59 minutes, 16 seconds
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8: Take-Out Food

Tiff and Marco discuss their favorite take-out food types.
11/23/2015 • 46 minutes, 39 seconds
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7: Halloween Candy

Tiff and Marco discuss their most and least favorite candies typically received by American children on Halloween.
11/2/2015 • 22 minutes, 56 seconds
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6: Board Games

Tiff and Marco discuss their top four favorite board games.
10/27/2015 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 54 seconds
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5: Podcasts

Marco and Tiff rank their four favorite podcasts (right now).
10/16/2015 • 51 minutes, 34 seconds
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4: Worst Weezer Singles

Marco and Tiff, both big Weezer fans from way back, rank the four worst Weezer radio-single releases.
9/28/2015 • 39 minutes, 56 seconds
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3: Reality TV Shows

Marco and Tiff share their top four reality/competition TV shows.
9/15/2015 • 54 minutes, 35 seconds
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2: TV Shows

Marco and Tiff share their top four TV Shows.
8/30/2015 • 51 minutes, 27 seconds
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1: Video Games

Marco and Tiff share their top four video games.
8/17/2015 • 56 minutes, 8 seconds