#23 The Chinese are coming, the Chinese are coming..
#23 The Chinese are coming, the Chinese are coming..Equal opportunity annoyance..As is Dayton, so are we..A whole new way of things..Working For the WeekendMiller timeSome Folks from outta townTireless Self expression, (The American Way)Cultural Mathematics;Wonder Bread x Burrito = Egg roll Disneyland ÷ by General Tso = ?Chain-gang Cantaloupes Communication breakdown..Gomez saves the day -Ramirez saves the day -Lopez saves the day -Oh wait a minute..
03/09/2019 • 35 minutes 45 seconds
#16 Green Hornets..
TITLE: Green Hornets..Freeze; Where’s Roth?Looking for a needle in a..The perfect HotdogMy my, things are particularly clean today.TITLE: About an hour and a half above the Kentucky border..The scenic Route (Off-road comfort on a dog-nose seat) In case you need the phone, just knock..New York City, New Years Eve; 2 days later.Cross-Training (Gymnastics for the brain).TITLE: The best thing about Tokyo.. Its the smell, if there’s such a thing.Who called the ambulance? (Floyd Patterson?)Every City has a North Tower..
30/07/2019 • 59 minutes 4 seconds
#18: Combat Hippie
Combat HippieThe Mojo DojoPasadena Battle Club50 Ways to choke your brother..Pantry BoxingA Bruiser HaircutLast Gas till Tokyo..Ronin Away Warning; This episode contains violence, nudity and constant peril..Aragoto (Rough Style)The stars and the scars..Peace, Love and heavy weaponsBeginner’s SpiritThe tapout adds 60 Summers..Kazushi!More dangerous than a family reunion..A dog shaped day
23/07/2019 • 34 minutes 14 seconds
#17 Otisha’s Shape Shop
BBQ ain’t just for breakfast anymore..Just don’t tell my boss..I’m not sure where we are, but it’s great..If you want a good donut..Actually, I’m I’m on the corner of walk and don’t walkNairobi TelegraphSwazi RadioCrocodile Sherbet (Iguana Flan)Alcho-logic I would never ask you to endanger your health or safety (Unless I thought it would be really entertaining..)VW Bus with a bustle rackSocial Platforms, 1970 (It was more like walking around on top of your shoes..)Livin’ the low-lifeCosta Rican Parking TicketMe no speakee surf..Cammo on the dance floorFavella High-tech
16/07/2019 • 35 minutes 57 seconds
#16: David Lee Roth’s 4th of July Christmas Special..
Untouched by Human handsIon Bru for a ten spot..Pot LuckIf you had to live in a beer ad, which one would you choose..?The Patron Saint of Midnight..How I became a relationship god (part 12)A PHD in THCNot popular like beer, more like French Fries..Cultivate your buzzShould I make another sex tape?Breakfast of Champions..Timing is everything, (What time do the dead go on?)..Truth Dipped in SugarSimulating Autism with a beer can..Infusion ConfusionPut the lime in the coconut (Smoke ‘em both up)..Microwave Cocktails
09/07/2019 • 40 minutes 22 seconds
#15 No parking on the dance floor..
No parking on the dance floor.. A beautiful shining star of superstitionGirl FriendlyFour Part Harmony, (sometimes 3)..So, I came back this morning..No Dying on the dance floor.. Last time I was on a stage this low..Me 2 but not you DaveLegs and Lungs..5 45s in a first class dive..This means war (on the dance floor)..3 on a match, 5 on a smoke..Why Ed never spoke to Dave again.. (There was friction early)Hey WTF, it runs..A Jackson State sonic boom of the South kinda attitude..
02/07/2019 • 37 minutes 16 seconds
#14 David Lee Roth tries Scotland’s IRN BRU, for the first time..
Powered by IRN BRU..A Fist to face confrontation..The trouble with Bru is a week later I’m drowsy again..When I’m a hamburger..No animals were harmed in the testing of this product..In fact nothing natural has been anywhere near this product.Songs for my dogYour hairy little face..No-one plays ball like you..Let’s just sit here forever..Let’s just sit here forever some more..The mysterious noise.Am I stupid for buying Smart Water?If l Believe it, I'll see it (I guess)..Your paying for what’s not in the bottle.Water makes rust..And this one makes you tall..The red pill or the Blue pill.. (What happens if I take them both at once?)
26/06/2019 • 48 minutes 29 seconds
#13: And now from the same folks that brought you the windmill..
The traveller and the tourist..Architecture with a sense of humorBillion Dollar BabiesI need bicycles, lots of bicycles..Honking at the devil..The secret languageDutch funk in the summertime..Band MeetingThe Pink Pop mix (Thats nothing, you should see the guest list)..Godless BastardsThe book of LiesSomewhere just south of nowhere..Somewhere over the rainbow Bar and Grill..And so, it begins..Is it the casting or the script?The grown Folks tableBig rig hemp and the bad boys driven’..I actually knew a stripper who had a pitbull named “detox"..If you smelt, it you got dealt it
19/06/2019 • 55 minutes 47 seconds
#12: Spittin' in the wind..
Competition Spittin’Titanic6th guy in lineI’m Vaping my life away (no absorbent surfaces remix)Some drink deeply, from the waters off life, most just gargle..If I’m going to catch anything, it will be a Julylooks like chocolate tastes like licorice, either way, they’re both FrenchAnd so are the strawberriesKiss the girl, squeeze the lemon, hit the tequila.., or is it squeeze the girl?Bong WaterGrandma Betty goes to heaven On behalf of the pelicans..Anything you want as long as it’s hempCoffee, donuts, comic books, (you know, culture)..and I owe it all to DaveThe 4 doorDon’t bother remembering, we’ll come find you..Jump cut logic
12/06/2019 • 34 minutes 14 seconds
#11 Summertime’s here babe..
Goin’ back to CaliBeachboys vs the WorldSon of the beachLowrider Schwin, with a Stingray seatA double shot of Dick Dale and the Deltones Hood houndsShark weekTiki PowerLimit of threeHawaiian ShirtsHula SchoolYo banana BoyCalifornia NumbshineJazz VoicesSun TattooEast Bay Grease. meets World Peace..Gas, beer and free food for 27..Stayflow starch with an inside crease..San Fransisco twinkles, while movie stars wrinkle, from the Malibu beaches below..Jazz voice
04/06/2019 • 53 minutes 39 seconds
#10 - EDC: High Point of the Evening...
High Point of the EveningThe same Haircut as youVegas ConfidentialIs that the mouse or the marshmellow?Reefer Magic / Please recycleHot Slots on PotRoth Rocks Holland pops
28/05/2019 • 57 minutes 31 seconds
#09 - Diamond Dave’s Total Brain Wellness Reboot (Sativa hybrid)
The trouble with self improvement…My back hurts part 12The Shit that killed Elvis (Indica Dom.)Blueberry Toe Cheese (Proprietary Blend)Nike Ju JitsuTSA BootieAll you can smoke at the Elvis Buffett..
20/05/2019 • 48 minutes 52 seconds
#08 - Coming up EDC...
No Mud No Woodstock..Port-a-san Afterparty..A Tallgate of Two Cities..Ringmaster Cross Training..Sing Sing in the Rain..State of the Union Undress..
13/05/2019 • 31 minutes 25 seconds
#07 - FREEWHEELIN’...
GYPSY JOKERS AND SATANS SLAVES..THE WILD ANGELS RIDE NANCY SINATRA TONIGHT..DRY WEIGHT TESTED/1800LBS..SOMETHING A LITTLE LOWER IN BLUE..CHAPTER 3-A CAR LOAD OF KOREAN TOURISTS ARE ENCOUNTERED THE REBEL CELLDOTTIE THE BODY..HIGH PERFORMANCE PARKINGIT’S EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU GOTTA GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO LIFT IT BACK UP..
06/05/2019 • 43 minutes 39 seconds
#06 - Bad Bunny Pot Sex...
DaVinci sticks it in the paint mixer…Bad bunny,She got fired too -The self-taught genetic physicist,Atomic Pot,I actually knew a girl who could do that.. kinda,Fear the bunny,Poison pot, Kitchen Confidential,Tattoo School,Made in America by a Korean,Life, death and McDonald’s french fries,Some fake Japanese Shit / but I mean it.Mexican Schnitzel,Ink Dojo,Moonwalk Dance class,13 girls in a Tropicana Suite,K-Pop cross training,The three waistlines of Elvis,The pool boy complained again,Heavy Pencil probably,Kentucky Fried Samurai,
29/04/2019 • 56 minutes 51 seconds
#05 - Pot-Card Gummy Bear, Cha-Cha Dairy Queen...
Doing the honors,Heaven can wait,Cannabis Cuisine,Judo Lesson,Silver Lake Caregivers,Which Part of Ariana is Grande? (Musically speaking..)The Great Hyperion Gate,You Scream, I Scream..Caught in a Blizzard
22/04/2019 • 41 minutes 6 seconds
#01 - ULTRA DAVE... part 1
Miami What's in a name?How many rockstars...?Ultra Music Festival, 2019Jump gets remixed