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The SCP Foundation Database

English, Old Time Radio, 1 season, 214 episodes, 1 day, 19 hours, 38 minutes
About
An immersive audio storytelling series from the database of the SCP Foundation, a fictional, extra-governmental organization documented by the massive collaborative-fiction project of the same name, heavily rooted in horror, science fiction, folklore, and urban legend. Scripts come directly from the SCP Foundation Wiki: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ The voice of the Database is Joshua Alan Lindsay. The extended voice cast includes Brittany Carlton, Spera Crinis, Oktober Crow, Lee Daniel, Lisa Hogan, Christian Jasper, Kendra 'Izzy' Murray, Romeo Rosales, Jr., Martin Taylor, and Breck Wilhite.
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SCP-128 - Kinetic Energy Entity

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY HK-016, REWRITTEN BY WrongJohnSilver: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-128 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Control was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Mu-13 Lead was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Mu-13 Beta was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Mu-13 Gamma was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Mu-13 Delta was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of the Father (POI-1) was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Britney (POI-2) was provided by Emari Zimbelman. The voice of Tyler (POI-3) was provided by John Brooks Dillard. The voice of Dr. Cordelia Argent was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Dr. Roderick Argent was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/scp-128 ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-128 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/28/202418 minutes, 39 seconds
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SCP-2845 - THE DEER

Content Warning: Castration, cannibalism, harm to an infant, and mass casualties due to natural disaster. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Dalunamastero. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Djoric: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2845 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of ██████ ████████ was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Crowd Reaction Adults OCP-1317-021.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2845 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/16/202427 minutes
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SCP-127 - The Living Gun

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY far2: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-127 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-127 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/9/20244 minutes, 37 seconds
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SCP-126 - Invisible Friend

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR, REWRITTEN BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-126 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████████ was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-126 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/25/20248 minutes, 3 seconds
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SCP-125 - Contagious Reflection

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Agent Circeus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-125 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-125 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/11/202411 minutes, 1 second
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SCP-124 - Fertile Soil

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-124 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-124 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/4/20246 minutes, 6 seconds
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SCP-6326 - The Manbear

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Abe. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Raddagher: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-6326 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Watts was Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Dr. Gaiser was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. The voice of Howard Berlentanshen (PoI-6326-1) was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Hunter Smith (PoI-6326-2) was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Shanie Meyer-White (PoI-6326-3) was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Carol Vaughan was (PoI-6326-4) provided by Brittany Carlton. The voices of the other club members were provided by Lee Daniel, Joshua Alan Lindsay, and Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "Activity,Class,Students Up and Leave 1.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "AMB Forst Suburban House Exterior Spring Lively Bird PSE GEN2 BD Hf6.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "AMB Rurl Country House Ambience Interior Cottage 02 PSE GEN2 Zx63 Y.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "ANML Dog Dog German Shepherd Whines Soft Yelps Whimpers Panting PSE KCV2 Uhb1 P.wav" by Richard King / PSE "answer3.wav" by ondrosik of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "APPLAUSE MONO 24bit 48kHz.wav" by Alterr of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC] "CRWDWalla_Party Crowd_PSE_OE_AcX0U.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE "Group_Clapping_Interior_Small_Group_Applause_ODY-0486-83.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE "hangup10.wav" by ondrosik of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "NotificationMulti AP1.703.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "ringing tone, answering, then hanging up.wav" by alex36917 of Freesound.org ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-6326 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/1/202425 minutes, 23 seconds
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SCP-123 - Contained Miniature Black Hole

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY sloppyjoes7: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-123 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-123 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/28/20247 minutes, 56 seconds
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SCP-122 - no more monstɘrs

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Ecronak: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-122 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-122 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/21/202416 minutes, 31 seconds
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SCP-121 - Concrete Cradle

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wilt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-121 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-121 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/14/202412 minutes, 20 seconds
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SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA

This episode was requested by Patreon patrons Aeon, Jackson Razor, Melvin shermen, and Miettispaghetti. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mortos: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voices of the Database and the man in the recording were provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Hammering Nails.wav" by Benboncan of Freesound.org ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-3008 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
1/2/202442 minutes, 40 seconds
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SCP-120 - Teleporting Paddling Pool

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-120 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-120 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/26/202317 minutes, 44 seconds
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SCP-119 - Timecrowave

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY elrosth: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-119 www.scp-wiki.net/test-log-for-scp-119 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database and O5-█ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Grant was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Dr. Derel was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. ---- Sound Credits "placing glass bottle on side table.wav" by __bernicetredoux of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "Pour3 - PERFECT COCKTAIL.wav" by davethetech of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-119 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/22/202321 minutes, 4 seconds
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SCP-118 - Nuclear Protists

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Oksbad: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-118 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Brant was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Dr. Klaus was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Capt. Thomson was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dr. F. [REDACTED] was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of O5-5 was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Dr. M. [REDACTED] was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-118 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/15/202326 minutes, 6 seconds
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SCP-117 - Complete Multitool

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-117 EDITED BY Joshua Alan Lindsay License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Dr. Climan was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-117 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/30/202314 minutes, 36 seconds
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AUDIT: SCP-116

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... WRITTEN BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. EDITED BY FlyPurgatorio. INSPIRED BY SCP-116, BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-116 --- The voice of The Auditor was provided by Rebekah Alexander. The voice of Dr. Benson was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Guard was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Televisions-SonyTrinitron_1.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-116 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/20/202316 minutes, 24 seconds
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SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"

Content Warnings: Body horror, gore, torture, and violence; mention of child molestation and mutilation (no details); and Ronald Reagan. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Gregg. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Digiwizzard: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1981 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Ronald Reagan was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Analog Tape Noise 10.wav" of Debsound of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 4.0] "auditorium audience applause big 01.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "auditorium audience applause big 02.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "auditorium audience applause big 03.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "BloodDrips BW.11667.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "BloodDrips ZA01.55.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Drip_Spill_Splash_25.wav" by SoundBits / PSE "FoleyFootsteps-Linoleum-_26.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "FoleyFootsteps-Linoleum-_27.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "FoleyFootsteps-Linoleum-_28.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "Neck Bone Break BW.80199.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Real VHS/VCR intense distortion and interference VFX with sound (16:9 widescreen) [Free to use].mp3" by RC-TV Video Europe of YouTube.com (https://youtu.be/CHp9rL8Y6yQ) "Roomtone,TACF,Auditorium,Light Hum.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "small_audience_laughter_21.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "Tearing flesh.wav" by aworldwhere of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 4.0] "theater audience laughter 02.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "theater audience laughter 03.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "theater audience laughter 04.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "VCR_Rewind_Idle_Play_Rewind_Stop_ODY-1717-31.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "VCRFastForwardTape SFXB.4171.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Very quick Splash and squishy sound.wav" by aarrnnoo of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "VCR Tape Hiss Sound Effect VHS Camera Buzz 80’s & 90’s Home Video.mp3" by audioman5000 of YouTube.com (https://youtu.be/aYaafk74CZU) "Water drips hvy splat.wav" by Sound Control SE / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1981 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/31/202317 minutes, 17 seconds
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SCP-4910 - "The Grinner"

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Salty Buckets. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY S D Locke and Flumswack: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4910 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4910 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/19/20235 minutes, 7 seconds
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Log of Extranormal Events, Vol 1.1

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY various authors: www.scp-wiki.net/log-of-extranormal-events License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Carriontrooper was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/log-of-extranormal-events-vol-1-1 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/12/202315 minutes, 41 seconds
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SCP Tales, Episode 12 - "Re: KTO-0001-Bellfather 'Overwatch Council'"

Content Warning: Attempted (censored) deadnaming; thinly veiled trans- and xenophobia; heavily implied war crimes; and fascist elements. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Trey Adams. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by newnykacolaquantum: www.scp-wiki.net/re-kto-0001-bellfather License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Archive was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. The voice of D. Dir. Richard was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Wilna Fritz was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3 by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ELECEmf_Harsh Electromagnetic Wave Signal Buzzing Distortion_PSE_GEN3_Zk4R9.wav" by Stephan Schutze / PSE "Lost Transmissions - Static Passbys 14.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/re-kto-0001-bellfather Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/2/202327 minutes, 51 seconds
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SCP-5522 - Pizza Delivery Speedrun (RTA) 100% Completion

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Angelica Herrera. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Deadly Bread: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5522 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5522 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/21/202314 minutes, 32 seconds
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SCP-115 - Miniature Dump Truck

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SpoonOfEvil: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-115 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Dr. ██████ was provided by Jonathan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-115 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/14/20236 minutes, 9 seconds
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SCP-114 - Bringer of Conflict

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR, REWRITTEN BY bleggs: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-114 www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-114-a RUSSIAN TRANSLATION BY Wiiskey scpfoundation.net/scp-114 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Soldier was provided by Leo Grinberg. The voice of the Interpreter was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-114 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/1/202314 minutes, 24 seconds
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SCP Tales, Episode 11 - "Fernand's Memoir" [SCP-082]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Jared Falto. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by CrankyMonkey2: www.scp-wiki.net/fernand-s-memoir Features SCP-082: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-082 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Bernstein was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of SCP-082 was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "record needle lift 01.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "record needle static loop 01.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "Roomtone,Large,Hum,Calm.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE ---- Music Credits "Chopin Minute Waltz" performed by CameronMusic/stock,adobe.com The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/fernand-s-memoir Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
8/28/202318 minutes, 24 seconds
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SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kabu, REWRITTEN BY Robin Sure AND thedeadlymoose: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-113 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-113 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
8/17/20239 minutes, 31 seconds
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SCP-112 - The Variable Coaster

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MisterBibs: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-112 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. [REDACTED] was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of D-35784 was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-112 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
8/11/202319 minutes, 29 seconds
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SCP-111 - Dragon Snails™

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Adam Henderson: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-111 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-111 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/20/20239 minutes, 53 seconds
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SCP-2000 - Deus Ex Machina

This episode was requested by Patreon patrons Alex Adams and Von Bright. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY HammerMaiden: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2000 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Clef was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Dr. Fritz was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Zartion was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Dr. Eisenhower was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of Dr. Gears was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Dr. Piedmont was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Dr. Xyank was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Diana F+.wav" by floriangeyer of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Tonal beep signals.Warning.Alert(12osc,no fx).wav" by newlocknew of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2000 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/17/202333 minutes, 23 seconds
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SCP-110 - Subterranean City

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-110 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Stephen Kolsnik was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits "Alien Computer Alarm Sci Fi OCP-1141-03.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Impacts-Debris-MCU-Dirt&Roc.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "LFETremor LF02.7.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Tremor Rumble ODY-0345-032-01.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "ventilation duct 02 30 loop.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-110 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/29/202317 minutes, 37 seconds
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SCP-109 - Infinite Canteen

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-109 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Klein was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-109 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/22/20237 minutes, 42 seconds
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BONUS: "More Like Rainbow Crapitalism" [SCP-4493]

An SCP Tale by ch00bakka: www.scp-wiki.net/rainbow-crapitalism Features SCP-4493 - Keep Pride out of Corps: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4493 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- *Technically speaking, handles on Void are denoted by an asterism (⁂) rather than an @ sign. We chose to read them as @ signs because 1.) it flows better and in a way most people understand, and 2.) most people, on hearing the word "asterism" will immediately think "what the fuck is an asterism?" rather than hear any of the words following it. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/rainbow-crapitalism Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/16/202314 minutes, 18 seconds
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SCP-4493 - Keep Pride out of Corps

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kinchtheknifeblade: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4493 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-6 was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of POI-6870 was provided by Dorian Marron. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Energy - small device on-off-03.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4493 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/15/202313 minutes, 25 seconds
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SCP-108 - Extradimensional Nasal Cavity

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thekit: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-108 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-108 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/1/202311 minutes, 11 seconds
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SCP-107 - The Turtle Shell

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY RichardJ28: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-107 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Quentin I███████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-107 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/25/202314 minutes, 20 seconds
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SCP Tales, Episode 10 - "The Young Man" [SCP-106]

Content Warning: Gore; mention of sexual assault and implied child rape (no details). ---- An SCP Tale by Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/the-young-man Features SCP-106 - The Old Man: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits This episode uses audio samples from the PC game "SCP - Containment Breach" by Undertow Games and Third Subdivision Studios [CC BY 3.0], in addition to the following: "AbandonedChurch BW.11596.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "AIRCRAFT 1916 SOPWITH PUP REPLICA PASS04 STEREO.wav" by Stephan Schutze / PSE "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ArmyMovements.BBC.EC83Ga.wav" by BBC / PSE "ArmyMovements.BBC.EC83Gb.wav" by BBC / PSE "Artillery Distant ODC-0055-256" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "dragging of telescope on crunchy grass.wav" by sjturia of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Gear Movement Cop or Soldier OCP-1642-11.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Heavy metal door_3-1.Squeak.Impact.Lock clicks.Lock the bolt(10lrs,mltprcssng,rvrb3).wav" by newlocknew of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "JailDoorCell S08ER.296.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Military Base ODY-0269-041.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Soldiers Gear Rattle OCM-0055-248.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Soldiers Gear Rattle OCM-0055-252.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Tension - post modern technology tone low frequency sinister or peaceful depending on context.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Weapon and Gear Movement OCP-1583-33.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "WIND_Blowing Desolate Constant Whir_PSE_GEN_A29B033D.wav" by Colin Lechner / PSE "WINDVege_Desert Wind Through Dead Desert Shrub Bush Gust_PSE_GEN_47CC5626.wav" by Chris Diebold / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/the-young-man Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/22/202322 minutes, 43 seconds
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SCP-106 - The Old Man

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-106 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/12/202318 minutes, 26 seconds
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SCP-2063 - A Past Vision of the Future

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Ketill. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY WarpZone: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2063 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-9 was Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "COMTelph_Telephone Hit Handset on Body_PSE_OE_twBN4.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Desk Activity Open and Close Drawers OCP-1096-25.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Telephones-SonySpp190Cor_10.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Telephones-SonySpp190Cor_11.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2063 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/2/202321 minutes, 13 seconds
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SCP-105 - "Iris"

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thedeadlymoose, Dantensen, and DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-105 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of SCP-105 was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-105 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/20/202314 minutes, 47 seconds
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SCP-104 - The Lonely Ball

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-104 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-104 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/13/20237 minutes, 27 seconds
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SCP-5655 - Exactly the Kind of Genie You’d Expect To Find in an Empty Can of Spam

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Melvin shermen. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AnActualCrow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5655 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Researcher Alami was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of SCP-5655-1 was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3 by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Exhale OCP-1520-042-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5655 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/1/202311 minutes, 15 seconds
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SCP-103 - The Never-Hungry Man

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Spade103 AND REWRITTEN BY tunedtoadeadchannel: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-103 EDITED BY Joshua Alan Lindsay: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-103 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-103 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/30/20238 minutes, 5 seconds
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SCP-102 - Property of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.

Content Warning: Heavily implied sexual assault. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY tunedtoadeadchannel: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-102 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-102 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/23/20236 minutes, 41 seconds
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SCP-101 - Hungry Bag

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Jo Black: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-101 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-101 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/16/20238 minutes, 38 seconds
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SCP-100 - "Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee"

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wilt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-100 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-100 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/9/202314 minutes, 43 seconds
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How Dr. Clef Contained Christmas!

An SCP Tale by Lurk D. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/how-dr-clef-contained-christmas License: CC-BY-SA 3.0 This content is a fan-based parody of a satirical nature protected under Fair-Use that is based off of the children's book "How the Grinch Stole Christmas!" by Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel. ---- Narrated by Lee Daniel ---- Sound Credits "stylus4.wav" by gadzooks of Freesound.org ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/how-dr-clef-contained-christmas Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/25/202211 minutes, 32 seconds
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SCP-001 - The Factory [Bright's Proposal]

Content Warnings: Mention of child rape and forced pregnancy. Brief gore and torture. Brief, negative language against Arabic-speaking cultures. Genocide of a fictional race. ---- An SCP Tale by AdminBright: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001-o5 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Audio play by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Everett Mann was provided by Bradley Moore. The voice of O5-1 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the MTF-Alpha-1 Operative was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Special thanks to our top patrons: Abe, Aikenova, Angelica Herrera, Aquarius Peters, Biscus, Brittany Mittler, Chitoo120, Corbin Azure, Dagen, Dalunamastero, Denux the Shork, Disownedbook16, Doc white lowpelt, DojaDeath, Eearslya Sleiarion, EnbyRights, Four, Grant Bell, Gregg, HaroldTheIdiot, Irokutara, James Gabbard, JonEvan Pomeroy, Jordan Scheuermann, Joshua Dale, Jude McKenna, Kate, Kay MacKenzie, Kaynamoo, Kaz, Ketill, Kieran Luke Miller, Kyle McCartney, Libby McGahee, L Maurice, Local Vampyre, Logan Stromberg, Lorenzo Serox, Lukas Simler, Luke Shackleford, Lukesquatch, Maritza Rasnick, Melvin shermen, Mental Doomsday, Michael Loster, Michael Y, Miettispaghetti, Nick Mita, NineZeroNine, Philip Rauch, Pixel VI, Psionicon, Qc Lion, ragafragamagawaga, Rj Reid, Robert Curry, Salty Buckets, Samoht, SewingWithFire25, SirFoxx, Spencer Perry, spikefire, Stripey1999, Tanner Kelley, TheDefectivePawn, The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home, The Phantom Eyes, Tobias Jackson, Trinity, Vizman-7, and Von Bright. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3 by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Door Knocks Heavy Door Various Versions ODY-1186-050-01.wav" by Mark Mangini and Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Drones-DesignStatic-Mediu_5" by SoundStorm / PSE "Energy - small device on-off-03.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Machines-HospitalHeartMonit.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "SCIMach_Noise Electro Magnetic SciFi Energy Short_PSE_GEN_388DD212.wav" by Saro Sahihi / PSE "Sensor Beeps.wav" by nebyoolae of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Tonal beep signals.Warning.Alert(12osc,no fx).wav" by newlocknew of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-001-o5 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/20/202233 minutes, 34 seconds
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SCP-001 - The Gate Guardian [Dr. Clef's Proposal]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Michael Loster. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/dr-clef-s-proposal License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Researcher was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Tonal beep signals.Warning.Alert(12osc,no fx).wav" by newlocknew of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-001-dr-clef-s-proposal Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/12/202221 minutes, 35 seconds
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SCP-001 - The Prototype [Dr. Gears' Proposal]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/dr-gears-s-proposal License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Researcher was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Tonal beep signals.Warning.Alert(12osc,no fx).wav" by newlocknew of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-001-dr-gears-s-proposal Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/2/202210 minutes, 8 seconds
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OoC-04 (Memorandum-08)

An Out-of-Character Announcement: - We've gotten through all of the two-digit SCPs! Now we'll be doing a few of the early SCP-001 Proposals, which will go out over a few weeks in December. We'll return to the 001s after every 100 episodes of the Main Series. - After that, we'll be taking a couple months to plan/regroup/address the ever-growing pile of admin before we come back in March 2023 with SCP-100. - If you don't want to go without a new episode during the break, you can always go to Patreon (link below) and pledge to gain access to our catalog of 38 Joke episodes, several batches of outtakes, and other stuff. Follow the link for more info. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aatoskari, Andrew Anastacio, Andrew Westerman, Anna, Breanna, Brenden Shields, CDRJ, Chaotic Monk, Chelsea Stanley, claire, Cmoparw, CommanderCS, Dagen, ~Diamond~, Eearslya Sleiarion, EquinoxRising, Feather, Gabriel Lopez, GardenProphet, Gary Cole, Grimm, Idran, James Gabbard, Jay Andres, John Hupla, Joseph valdespino-iraheta, Joshua Dale, Jude McKenna, Justin Lee, Kameron with a K, Kapro, Kaynamoo, Kaz, Kevin Johnson, Kieran Luke Miller, Kilk, King, Libby McGahee, locusdesperatus, Lukas Simler, Mari Furucho, Mauricio Ruiz-Cortes, Michael Y, Nicholas Mendoza, NineZeroNine, Patrick Williams Jr., peter permanian, Psionicon, Rebecca Strout Letourneau, Ryan Frazier, Scorn on the Cob, Simon Smyth, SirFoxx, Sir Ocelot, STFUDONNY NPC, Timothy Gallagher, Tobias Jackson, Tomek Kaminski, Violence Zack, Wingsofameme, and Yamtaggler. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ooc-04-memorandum-08 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/22/20225 minutes, 3 seconds
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SCP-099 - The Portrait

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Sorts): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-099 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-099 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/17/20225 minutes, 50 seconds
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SCP-2523 - Goblin Market

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY sirpudding: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2523 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Rossetti was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of the SCP-2523-1 entity was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2523 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/31/202219 minutes, 13 seconds
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SCP-098 - Surgeon Crabs

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-098 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-098 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/27/20226 minutes, 47 seconds
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SCP-2030 - LA U GH IS F UN

Content Warnings: Body horror, car accident, cancer, childbirth, death, gore, torture, and violence; in addition to force-feeding, non-human birth, oral violation (non-sexual), physical restraint, skinning, stomach rupture, mutation, and Margaret Thatcher. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY PeppersGhost: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2030 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-2030-1 was provided by Lee Daniel. The voices of the studio audience were provided by Patreon patrons Adam Cooper, Breanna, claire, Fly Purgatorio, JonEvan Pomeroy, Joseph valdespino-iraheta, Patrick Williams, ThatBlazinInferno, and That one crazy dude, with assistance from Breck Wilhite, Brittany Carlton, Ch0c0lateLuna, Darius Lewis, and PseudoSamurai. Thank you all! ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Crowd_Laughing_ODY-1379-012.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "CrowdIntLaughter.BBC.ECD7a.wav" by BBC / PSE "nightclub_audience_applause_cheers_03.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "nightclub_audience_applause_cheers_04.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "small_audience_laughter_21.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2030 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/21/202220 minutes, 6 seconds
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SCP-097 - Old Fairgrounds

Content Warnings: Mention of extreme violence against and murder of children by supernatural forces. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dexanote: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-097 www.scp-wiki.net/event-log-scp-097 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-097 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/14/202229 minutes, 37 seconds
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SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Dr Dan: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096 www.scp-wiki.net/document-096-1 www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Dan was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Complainant was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of SCP-096 was provided by Jacquelyn Deshchidn. The voice of Capt. █████████ was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of D-9031 was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of the Control Booth Operator was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of the Technician was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of O5-1 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of the Security Team Captain was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of ER-A was provided by Edward Zimbelman. The voice of Dr. Oleksei was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of the MTF-T-1 operative was provided Martin Taylor. The voice of Big Brother was provided by Brittany Carlton. The Unknown Voice over loudspeaker was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Maj. Jack Wilford was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of CMSgt. ████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of the Reporter was provided by Angela Gimlin. The voice of the MTF-E-1 operative was provided by Russell Forbes. The voice of the Junior Researcher was provided by Xtina Pierstomlin. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/scp-096 ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-096 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/30/202243 minutes, 3 seconds
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Memorandum-07

1. I've seen people on Reddit complaining that we've starting going out of order. We have not. We've simply had to put more time in between Main Series episodes because 087, 093, and 096 are so close together and HUGE, and we used the lead up to those as an opportunity to fulfill episode requests from patrons. We always return to where we left off. 2. Work on SCP-096 is in full swing. We'll need to take extra time to work on it, and so there may be a few weeks of no new episodes. However, 096 won't take NEARLY as much time to complete as 093. "SCP-096 - The 'Shy Guy'" will be released in September of this year. 3. Beginning with SCP-096, we will begin adding an outro to the end of every episode with credits, social media stuff, and a mention of the Patreon in hopes of increasing patronage and listener interaction. We will keep this as short as possible so as to not disrupt the flow of the podcast any more than is necessary. We don't -- and don't plan to -- include ads or regular cross-promotion on the Database, but growing the Patreon has been far too slow and we rely on it far too much for us to continue to promote it as little as we have been. I hope this is a change everyone can embrace, or at least get used to. We've had reviews specifically citing out lack of ads and Patreon-pushing as a plus, but to be frank, I'd like to see them try running this kind of podcast without doing everything they can to keep it funded. It's, frankly, about time we did more. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aikenova, Alex Yiap, Amelia Brownstein, BloodyRoses2, Brys Chiasson, Caden Supple, Chelsea Robinson, Chitoo120, CommanderAFurry, CrsedInferno, Dalunamastero, Denox the Shork, DetectivBananas, Garion Pankievich, Irokutara, John Paine, JonEvan Pomeroy, Kay MacKenzie, Luke Shackelford, Matthew Vanderwolf, Michael Loster, Montanam802, Nick Mita, Qc Lion, Rj Reid, Salty Buckets, Silvy, spikefire, The face-less old woman who secretly lives in your home, Tim Radeck, Tony O, Trinity, Truls Hagman, and Vizman-7. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-07 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
8/11/20225 minutes, 27 seconds
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SCP-1733 - Season Opener

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, ThatBlazinInferno. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY bbaztek: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1733 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/28/202216 minutes, 55 seconds
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SCP-095 - The Atomic Adventures of Ronnie Ray-Gun

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wildt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-095 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████████ was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-095 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/21/20226 minutes, 13 seconds
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SCP-877 - University Microchips

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Melvin shermen. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Eskobar: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-877 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-877 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/7/20229 minutes, 4 seconds
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SCP-094 - Miniature Event Horizon

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Quikngruvn): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-094 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Llewelyn-Garcia was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-094 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/30/20224 minutes, 52 seconds
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SCP-093 - Red Sea Object

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY NekoChris): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-blue-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-green-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-violet-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-yellow-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-red-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-recovered-materials License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. NOTE: Please excuse the audio quality of the narration. Given that it is still perfectly understandable we felt it more important to go ahead and finally release the episode than take even more time to go back and edit the lengthy narration again from scratch. We know exactly what went wrong and may fix it at a later date. We hope this does not detract from your enjoyment of the episode. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Control was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of D-20384 was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of D-54493 was provided by Rosie Forrest. The voice of D-84930 was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Dr. Allen was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Service Technician Harris was provided by Russell Forbes. The voice of Agent Irby was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Agent Halifax was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Agent Repton was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Agent Detroit was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of Technician █████ was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Technician Michaels was provided by Xtina Pierstomlin. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The strange voice in the static was provided by Lee Daniel. Creature vocalizations provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/scp-093 ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-093 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/16/20222 hours, 32 minutes, 2 seconds
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SCP-4252 - Beans and Betrayal

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Henzoid: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4252 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Humanoid Figure was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-4252 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Body Kicks Kick into Head Leather Boots OCP-1207-052-01.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Body Kicks Kick into Head Leather Boots OCP-1207-052-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Magic Burst Hissy Searing Burst Chimey OCP-0159-17.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Exhale OCP-1520-042-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Punchy OCP-1520-043-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Punchy OCP-1520-043-07" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "SFX - person falling on wooden floor.wav" by blouhond of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4252 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/1/202210 minutes, 7 seconds
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Memorandum-06

1. Yes, SCP-093 is still happening. I took a break from it to clear my head and get through some of our easier-to-put-together episode requests before picking it up again in January 2022. Our patrons were treated to an exclusive premiere of the Blue Test and Green Test from 093 (around 40 minutes total) as thanks for their support and patience the past several months. The full 2+ hours of SCP-093 will be released to all listeners mid-Spring 2022. 2. Though we released fewer episodes in the past year than the years prior while preparing SCP-093, our patrons got a steady stream of bonus content throughout. This month alone (March 2022) they got a batch of outtakes, the Green Test premiere, and a new Joke episode. Special thanks to new(-ish) Patreon patrons -Magnus, A Kettler, Aaron Watts, Abraham Perez, Adam Cooper, Aidan Lowe, Alexander Whitcanack, AlexTheObnoxious, Andrew, andrew olson, Angelica Herrera, Aren Bell, Ashley Potter, AverageMarcus, Axol_The_Axolotl, Bazingler, Benjamin O’Donnell, Benji, Brandon Furia, Clement, Colin Chlistovsky, Chris.Wheezy, Chris Lisenby, Circe Jagd, Codythewolf, Cole, Danial Joy, Darian Walter, Doc white lowpelt, Duane Megyesi, Ean Anderson, Ej BloodShot, Essmews, Ethan Kelly, Fly Purgatorio, FriedAri, Gabish, Gavin Bardenpratt, Ghoul, Gina Pena-Martinez, Glitch the Iron, Grant Bell, HaroldTheIdiot, HiRoAZ, HudgiNy, hugo TUAL, Jackson Razor, Jasmine Evans, Jess, John Wayne, Jordan Scheuermann, Josh Steveson, Joshua Mumma, Julien Beal, Kalie Smith, Kate, Katia Ortiz, Kaz Gaming, Kelnozz, Kima Genome, Lillybethel, Kyle McCartney, L Maurice, Lenny Henery, Lisa Hogan, Local Vampyre, Logan, Logan Cheshire, Logan Potter, Luke Cody, Malcolm McD, Mark Muetzel, Mary Hildebrand, Melvin shermen, mossycomet, Nathan Boylan, nei720, Nevan, Philip Rauch, Pierce De hOra, ragafragamagawaga, Sabrina Dixon, Samoht, SamusAransBooty, Sarah Fodriga, Scottie Thotty, SewingWithFire25, SharkyMarx, Simon Mohr, Skywishes, Spencer Perry, TearsOfMania, ThatBlazinInferno, that guy7747, TheDefectivePawn, The Phantom Eyes, Thomas Burns, Tiana Day, Tonya Hassell, Travis Wilhelm, Trey Adams, Tristan Schiller, Trodeno, Velvette Noir, Violet Gill, and Yumiko. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-06 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/17/20224 minutes, 30 seconds
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SCP-2203 - Find the One for You!

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY WrongJohnSilver: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2203 LIcense: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2203 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
2/14/202213 minutes, 56 seconds
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SCP-5001 - Sacrosanct

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Ryan Wojo. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Yossipossi: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5001 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5001 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
1/14/202240 minutes, 6 seconds
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SCP-4666 - The Yule Man

Content Warnings: Descriptions of extreme violence, gore, kidnapping, murder, and torture, all of/involving children; body horror; and mention of excrement. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Disownedbook16. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Hercules Rockefeller: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4666 RUSSIAN TRANSLATION BY CTapbIu_XyJIuraH, WITH EDITS BY Antonida Kocharova. License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Antoni Kowalczyk was provided by Leo Grinberg. The voice of Ekaterina Morozova was provided by Antonida Kocharova. The voice of E.M.'s Interpreter was provided Antonida Kocharova. Antonida is a Russian singer and barrister based in Oxford, UK. She is currently studying for a Masters in Vocal Performance at the Royal Birmingham Conservatoire, specialising in opera and classical song. However, aside from formal concerts and opera shows, and oral advocacy within the courts, she enjoys using her voice for projects beyond her comfort zone, including recording demos for non-narrative contemporary opera, wartime Russian songs, and debating. This is Antonida's first foray into voice acting, which she hopes to do more of in the future. Learn more about Antonida at https://www.antonida.com/ ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Winds-WindThroughCrackedWin.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Machines-HospitalHeartMonit.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4666 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/21/202132 minutes, 3 seconds
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SCP-2316 - Field Trip

This episode was requested by Patreon patrons, Jackson Razor and Benji. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2316 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Agent was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The Voice was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Dr. Harrison was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Channel Offset Triple Beep Cleaner.wav" by shimsewn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Sensor Beeps.wav" by nebyoolae of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2316 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/16/202111 minutes, 13 seconds
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SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Adam Cooper. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Tanhony: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1437 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1437 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/24/202119 minutes, 25 seconds
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SCP-5140 - EVEREST

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, ragafragamagawaga. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Rounderhouse: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5140 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5140 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/4/202110 minutes, 34 seconds
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SCP-3540 - Don't Queer the Reaper

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MayD: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3540 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-3540-1 was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Agent Kay Gittings was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of SCP-3540-2 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Music Credits "Songs and Dances of Death - II. Serenade" by Modest Mussorgsky Anne-Lise Bertsen(soprano) and Einar Henning Smebye (piano), Mussorgsky: Songs and Dances of Death; Sibelius; Wagner: Wesendonk Lieder Victoria ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-3540 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/30/202110 minutes, 51 seconds
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SCP Tales, Episode 9 - "Revised Entry" [SCP-173]

An SCP Tale by FullHazard: www.scp-wiki.net/revised-entry Features SCP-173 - The Statue: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of John was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Other D-Class was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credits "Abstract Ambiences 05-Layer 01 Deep-Drone.wav" by SoundBits / PSE "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ATM Insert Card.wav" by engreitz of Freesound.org [Sampling Plus 1.0], altered "BodyFall-BodyFallsOnWoodS_2.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Bone Break Snap Crack Gore.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "concrete blocks moving2.wav" by FreqMan of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Concrete,Drag,Smooth,Med 10.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "Concrete,Drags,Mvs,Hits,Low 2.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "HEAD CHOPPED OFF 01 CS.wav" by Clack / PSE ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/revised-entry Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/11/20218 minutes, 33 seconds
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SCP-173 - The Sculpture

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Von Bright. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Moto42: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-173 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/23/20213 minutes, 9 seconds
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SCP-5308-J - The Collection

The following entry was originally released 2-Jan-2020 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5308-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Prof. █████ (in 5308-J-1-13) was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of D-3534 was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Prof. ██████ (in 5308-J-3-2)was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of Dr. ████████ was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "concrete blocks moving3.wav" by FreqMan of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Gun Cock.wav" by SmartWentCody of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Headshot 2.wav" by SilverIllusionist of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "LowerGunCock.wav" by WoodMoose of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "RIFLE_GUN_SHOT_01.wav" by MATTIX of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5308-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/1/20218 minutes, 37 seconds
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SCP-1048 - Builder Bear

Content Warning: abortion, obstetrical body horror ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Brittany Mittler. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY trenneridos: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Carver was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1048 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
8/12/202111 minutes, 25 seconds
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SCP-2744-JP - てるてるネコちゃん

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Abe. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY TRANSLATED BY ghostchibi: http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-2744-jp License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2744-jp Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/29/202110 minutes, 16 seconds
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SCP Tales, Episode 8 - "What Passes as Normal in the Digital Age" [GoI-5869]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Dee. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by kinchtheknifeblade: www.scp-wiki.net/what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age Features GoI-5869 - Gamers Against Weed: www.scp-wiki.net/gamers-against-weed-dossier License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay (he/him). The voice of Dahlia ("hetcopogg") was provided by Circe Victoria Jagd (she/her). The voice of the postal worker was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. (he/him). The voice of Eli ("bones") was provided by Microsoft David. The voice of Esther ("lesbian_gengar") was provided by Lisa Hogan (she/her). The voice of Jude ("bluntfiend") was provided by Dorian Marron (he/him). The voice of Andressa ("gaycopmp4") was provided by Toby Crow (they/them). The voice of Daisy was provided by Spera Crinis (she/her). Find more of guest talent Dorian Marron on Instagram: @ dorian.eli.0 and Tiktok: @ dormar.moo. ---- Music Credits "Dahlia, Before" and "Dahlia, After" by Joshua Alan Lindsay, Copyright ©2021 by Joshua Alan Lindsay. All Rights Reserved. https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/dahlia-before-score-to-what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/dahlia-after-from-what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age ---- Sound Credits "Activity,Class,Students Up and Leave 1.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "Elemental - Neutral Cast Loop Illusion_1.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/28/202128 minutes, 23 seconds
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Update and SCP-093 Preview (OoC-03)

An Out-of-Character Announcement: --093 is coming! It's taking so long because it'll be a two-hour episode or bigger when it is finally complete and will include fully transformed logs featuring 80 pages of original dialog. I don't know when it will be done, but we're shooting for this month. We'll see what happens. --We also have an episode for Pride Month in the works that WILL go out this month. --100% of my Patreon earnings for June will go to the Transgender Law Center (TLC). Learn more about the TLC and find ways to donate to/support them at www.transgenderlawcenter.org. To support us on Patreon, visit patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. --Finally, a one minute clip from the Blue Test in the still upcoming SCP-093 episode: SCRIPT INSPIRED BY ORIGINAL ENTRY BY NekoChris: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-blue-test License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of D-20384 was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Control was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voices of the Technicians were provided by Xtina Pierstomlin, Russell Forbes, and Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "BodyDrag1.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Cable_Zuzz_Constant_Sliding_Bys_Elevator_Cable_OCP-0409-54-07.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered "CABLES_CREAK02.wav" by Stephan Schutze / PSE, altered "Clothing_ShirtsandPants_Rustling.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "dragging of telescope on crunchy grass.wav" by sjturia of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Footsteps_Dirt_ODY-1559-029.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered "Gun Cock.wav" by SmartWentCody of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "GunMovement.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Servo_Motor_Simulator_Quick_Jerky_Bursts_OCP-1476-039-01.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ooc-03 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/11/20216 minutes, 30 seconds
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SCP-SAFE-J - Some Safes

The following entry was originally released 4-Dec-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DJ Suptic: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-safe-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-safe-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/5/20213 minutes, 55 seconds
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Quaran-tainment, Episode 7 - "Amber Skies: Chapter 2"

"Amber Skies" by THECARETAKER, Copyright ©2021. Used with permission. http://www.archiveofourown.org/works/23859124/chapters/57346405#workskin For more of their work, visit normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/ Consider supporting them at patreon.com/user/community?u=9725935 ---- The voice of the narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Teacher was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of the Student was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Original music ("Amber Skies: Intro" and "Amber Skies: Main Theme") by Joshua Alan Lindsay, Copyright ©2021. All Rights Reserved. It can be found here: https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/amber-skies-intro https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/amber-skies-main-theme ---- Sound Credits "ominous bassy rumble drone.flac" by Timbre of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Rushing_Water_No_Traffic.wav" by Krisboruff of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Water Drip Loop [mono].wav" by D W of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Cover art by terrafey, Copyright ©2021. Used with permission. For more by terrafey, visit terrafey.tumblr.com/ and www.instagram.com/terrafey/ Leave a tip on ko-fi.com/terrafey ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Visit our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/29/202110 minutes, 57 seconds
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SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow

The following entry was originally released 6-Nov-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Baker was provided by Lillian Boyd. The voice of SCP-049-J was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Cat, Screaming, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "FX_the_swinging_of_the_stick.wav" by Haykrich of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-049-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/7/20215 minutes, 29 seconds
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SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field

The following entry was originally released 2-Oct-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrConnors: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-017-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-017-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/3/20214 minutes, 21 seconds
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SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Disownedbook16. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thedeadlymoose: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Director Jones was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1000 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
2/25/202121 minutes, 51 seconds
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Memorandum-05

A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE: 1. We're turning what are currently straight descriptions of video in the SCP-093 documentation into full audio logs so it's more interesting to listen to. This is A LOT of work, however, so we'll need a few weeks to focus solely on getting it put together. There will be no new episode the weeks of March 8 and March 15 (and potentially also March 22). Thank you for your patience! 2. The investigation into SCP-005's disappearance is now being directly handled by the O5 Council and MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand"). No further memos on this topic will be released, but the story has yet to conclude... 3. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aeon, Andres, Andrew Shipley, Aquarius Peters, Brittany Mittler, Castielphonebox, Chandler Middlemas, Chris Fishpaw, Damian Watts, Darken_dreams, Dee, Devon Board, Dillon Douglas, DT5537, Four, Franziska Hilgers, Harry, Jane Tverdy, Jared Conforti, Katerina Schell, Kayla, Ketill, Kitkat1540, Lilly, Logan Stromberg, Lorenzo Serox, Mark.png, Mental Doomsday, Miettispaghetti, Mr. Gentle, Pandy, RangePup, Riley Dickinson, Rufus The Dead Cat, Ryan Wojo, Seth Osgood, Shadow of 1471, SirSlambot, Stripey1999, Supaloop 123, Tanner Kelley, That one crazy dude, TheBlyatinator, Trillabit, Unconcupiscent, Von Bright, and Wyatt Dickinson. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-05 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
2/18/20213 minutes, 59 seconds
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SCP-1155 - Predatory Street Art

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Aeon. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY realityglitch: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1155 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1155 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
2/11/202112 minutes, 35 seconds
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SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell

The following entry was originally released 4-Sep-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY PeppersGhost: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-and-a-half-j [NOTE: The source material has been edited slightly since this episode was recorded.] License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Rights was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of Dr. Gears was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dr. Kondraki was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Dr. Clef was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-666-and-a-half-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
2/3/202110 minutes, 55 seconds
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Quaran-tainment, Episode 6 - "Amber Skies: Chapter 1"

"Amber Skies" by THECARETAKER, Copyright ©2021. Used with permission. archiveofourown.org/works/23859124/chapters/57346312 For more of their work, visit https://normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/ Consider supporting them at patreon.com/user/community?u=9725935 ---- The voice of the narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Original music ("Amber Skies: Intro" and "Amber Skies: Main Theme") by Joshua Alan Lindsay, Copyright ©2021. All Rights Reserved. It can be found here: soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/amber-skies-intro soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/amber-skies-main-theme ---- Sound Credits "double-decker_train_passenger_wiesel_austria_interior_01.wav" by magedu of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Juna, kulkua, kiskot / Train on the run, rails clatter rhytmically, interior" by YleArkisto of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Cover art by terrafey, Copyright ©2021. Used with permission. For more by terrafey, visit https://terrafey.tumblr.com/ and https://www.instagram.com/terrafey/ Leave a tip on https://ko-fi.com/terrafey ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Visit our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
1/28/202110 minutes, 42 seconds
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AMA-01 - with Martin and Raymond

Our first AMA, with cast members Martin and Raymond, recorded live on Discord on 20 October 2020. To hear the full, uncut version of this episode, and to be able to participate in the next AMA, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Martin Taylor is "a millennial who throws himself deeply into interests, as he was born without self control. A fan of D&D and self-described 'Tchaikovsky stan,' he spends his time cartwheeling and driving forklifts." He has voiced Agent Hewes in SCP-009, Commander Price in SCP-008-J, Dr. Itkin in SCP-049, the Researcher in SCP-054, D-3534 in SCP-5308-J, Dr. Beckett in The Last Man, Dr. Anderson in SCP-1317-J, Dr. Bannock in SCP-4966, and Agent Penn in SCP-4153. Raymond Duke is "an artist and aspiring writer, a lover of the occult, macabre, and strange. Oh, and board games!" He has voiced Agent ██████ in SCP-026, the voice in the recovered documents in SCP-039, Project Director Jones in SCP-050, Professor ██████ in SCP-5308-J, Dr. ██████ in SCP-076, D-080-1 in SCP-080, and the agent in SCP-5740. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Read along with a transcription of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ama-01 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
1/14/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 45 seconds
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SCP-1994-J - THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL

The following entry was originally released 7-Aug-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY ObserverSeptember: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1994-j LIcense: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database Dog was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1994-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
1/6/20211 minute, 56 seconds
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SCP-784 - Christmas Cheer

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Snowshoe: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-784 LIcense: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-784 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/24/202013 minutes, 48 seconds
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SCP-092 - "The Best of The 5th Dimension"

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Voct): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-092 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Guard was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of SCP-092-B was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Interviewer was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "ATM Insert Card.wav" by engreitz of Freesound.org [Sampling Plus 1.0], altered "be advised.wav" by tim.kahn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Cracking/Crunching, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "hhh1.mp3" by harri of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Janitor's Bedroom Ambience.wav" by Tomlija of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing flesh.wav" by aworldwhere of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-092 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/17/202019 minutes, 5 seconds
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SCP Tales, Episode 7 - "Capone" [SCP-1471]

An SCP Tale by Fantem: www.scp-wiki.net/capone Features SCP-1471: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of William was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Dr. Laura Breynz was provided by Rosie Forrest. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/capone Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/14/202016 minutes, 56 seconds
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SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Chelsea Brown, for Wolf Star. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY LurkD: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ATM Insert Card.wav" by engreitz of Freesound.org [Sampling Plus 1.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1471 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/23/20206 minutes
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Tutorial-04 - Groups Of Inteŕ̴̫ë̴̲s̴̺̬͌͗t̸͚͆

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUT̸H̵̟͘Ǫ̴̒R̴̥̾I̶̪͠Z̷̊͜Ĕ̸̜D̵̼̑ ̵͙̀P̵͚̅̈́E̸̫̖͝R̵̫͊̓̕S̴̮̺̳̏Ớ̴̪̯͎͑Ń̸̘͆N̶̲̯͐E̶͙̘̓̑͝L̷̳͎͇̕.̷͈̼̄̈́͑.̴̥͗̈̕.̸̩̬̇̇ͅ DATABASE TEXT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Sirens AND djkaktus: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/groups-of-interest License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay, Copyright © 2020. All Rights Reserved. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Everett Mann was provided by Bradley Moore. The voice of the Research Assistant was provided by Raymond Duke. Bradley Moore is the Artistic Director of Music City Theatre Company in Nashville, TN. He also hosts The Thursday Read, where he and a troupe of actors stream a live reading of a classic screenplay every Thursday evening at 7:00 PM CST on Facebook Live. Upcoming reads include Back to the Future Part I, The Breakfast Club, and Ghostbusters (1984). ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ATM Insert Card.wav" by engreitz of Freesound.org [Sampling Plus 1.0], altered "Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Knock on Glass.aiff" by burkay of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Security Door 4.wav" by ultradust of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/tutorial-04 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/19/202010 minutes, 5 seconds
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SCP-091 - Nostalgia

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY TroyL: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-091 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-091 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/11/20204 minutes, 10 seconds
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SCP-4153 - Vincent Price Presents... IT CAME FROM SITE-9!

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY The Great Hippo: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4153 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent West was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of SCP-4153-017 was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Agent Henwick was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of SCP-4153-015 was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Agent Penn was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of SCP-4153-036 was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Squeaky office chair.wav" by Pastabra of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Tearing flesh.wav" by aworldwhere of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Wax drops foley.aiff" by BillyOftenWilliamPalmer of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4153 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/30/202011 minutes, 53 seconds
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SCP-090 - Apocorubik's Cube

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY GXS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-090 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████████████████ was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-090 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/21/20207 minutes, 39 seconds
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SCP-089 - Tophet

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY spikebrennan: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-089 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Garcia was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-089 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/14/202013 minutes, 5 seconds
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SCP-088 - The Lizard King

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Sorts (WITH EDITS/ADDITIONS BY Joshua Alan Lindsay): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-088 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-088 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/29/20207 minutes, 19 seconds
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SCP-087 - The Stairwell

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Zaeyde: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087 www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-i www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-ii www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-iii License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Dr. ██████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of D-8432 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of D-9035 was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of D-9884 was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of the Child was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "Bigfoot Heart.wav” by InSintesi of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Cracking/Crunching, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Demon_Mirror_Stress_with_Deep_Groan_Cracking_ODY-1391-039" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered "Rock_Movement_ODY-0233-074.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-087 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/18/202030 minutes
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OoC-02 (Memorandum-04)

An Out-of-Character Announcement: Our 087 episode is still coming, but it will take some more time for continuing health reasons. And some reminders: --We have a website now! (www.scpdatapodcast.com) --Follow us on Twitter (twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast) --Like us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast) --Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected] --- Patreon patrons now enjoy Discord benefits and certain tiers get an exclusive Database enamel pin! We are funded only by pledges from our patrons on Patreon. Consider supporting us at www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase
8/17/20204 minutes, 57 seconds
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SCP-5740 - all cop are buddy by dado

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5740 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of dado was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the agent was provided by Raymond Duke. ---- Sound Credits "answer3.wav" by ondrosik of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "hangup10.wav" by ondrosik of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5740 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/31/202013 minutes, 5 seconds
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SCP-1762 - Where The Dragons Went

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Jaketheripper18. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY OZ Ouroboros: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1762 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1762 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/24/202018 minutes, 19 seconds
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SCP-086 - The Office of Dr. [REDACTED]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY Agent Angus Smith (REWRITTEN BY Voct): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-086 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-086 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/10/20209 minutes, 59 seconds
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SCP-085 - Hand-drawn "Cassy"

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-085 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Researcher was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Interpreter was provided by Rosie Forrest. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-085 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/29/20209 minutes, 26 seconds
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SCP-084 - Static Tower

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-084 www.scp-wiki.net/log-084-a4 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-084 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/22/202013 minutes, 6 seconds
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SCP-4966 - Tubbioca: Devourer of Souls, Consumer of Secrets, Lord of Munchies

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Andrew M. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Deadly Bread: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4966 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Randall Bannock was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of SCP-4966 was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4966 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/1/202019 minutes, 53 seconds
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SCP-083 - An Abandoned Row Home

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Peri McGovern: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-083 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ █████ was provided by Rosie Forrest. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-083 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/26/202012 minutes, 55 seconds
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Quaran-tainment, Episode 5 - "Society for Cryptids in the Earthly Plane"

"Society for Cryptids in the Earthly Plane" by Bethany the Martian [Copyright ©2020 by Bethany the Martian. Used with Permission.] For more works by this author, and to show them your support, visit ko-fi.com/bethanythemartian/ (prompted by writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com) In the "Quaran-tainment" series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of Angela Harris was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of Dr. Matthias Pluck was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "suburban ambience dog rooster plane car birds crow.wav" by natemarler of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] “The Office.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/society-for-cryptids-in-the-earthly-plane Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/20/20209 minutes, 9 seconds
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SCP-082 - "Fernand" the Cannibal

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-082 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-082 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/18/20207 minutes, 31 seconds
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SCP-081 - Spontaneous Combustion Virus

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Gilded Orchid: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-081 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-081 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/6/20208 minutes, 4 seconds
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Quaran-tainment, Episode 4 - "Doors"

"Doors" is a creepypasta credited to aCJohnson [CC BY-SA 3.0] https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Doors This episode was requested by Patreon patron Lucas Edwards. In the Quaran-tainment series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Janice was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dad was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of the Murderer was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Music Credits "Family Together" by Borrtex [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Night Creeper" by Helenica [CC BY-NC-ND 3.0] ---- Sound Credits "Backgound high pitch sound in Explosion.aiff" by harpoyume of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "horror_zone02.mp3" by Taira Komori of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Zoo Nature Documentary (T.V.).aiff" by jacobthiesen of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/doors Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/29/202010 minutes, 47 seconds
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SCP-080 - Dark Form

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Ryebox: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-080 www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-080-2 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of D-080-1 was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of D-080-2 was provided by Spera Crinis. The voices of the Personnel were provided by Martin Taylor and Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "be advised.wav" by tim.kahn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "BodyDrag1.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "pneumatic_door.mp3” by primeval_polypod of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Scuffly Shoes on Wood 2.wav" by Project_Trident of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "SFX - person falling on wooden floor.wav" by blouhond of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Stand Up 2.wav" by CUDenverSound of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-080 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/27/202015 minutes, 56 seconds
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Quaran-tainment, Episode 3 - "A Vulcan Adopts a Cat"

"A Vulcan Adopts a Cat" by Azzandra and bartfargo. [1st half: Copyright ©2019 by Azzandra. Used with Permission.] [2nd half: Copyright ©2019 by bartfargo. Used with Permission.] For more works by Azzandra, visit azzandra.tumblr.com and archiveofourown.org/users/Azzandra For more of bartfargo, visit bartfargo.tumblr.com In the Quaran-tainment series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of T'Pen was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Shelter Employee 1 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Shelter Employee 2 was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of Vulcan Coworker was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Human Coworker was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Vulcan Commander was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits “restaurant room tone.mp3" by pbrproductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/a-vulcan-adopts-a-cat Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/22/20204 minutes, 10 seconds
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OoC-01

An Out-of-Character Announcement: Following a health scare related to my anxiety, I've decided that our release schedule will need to relax in order to give me time to breathe. Starting immediately: --No more than two episodes per week, one of which will be an installment of the Quaran-tainment series. BUT --The Quaran-tainment series will end in a few weeks. --Single-episode weeks will be more common. --The run-up to bigger episodes (like 087, 093, and 096) will likely require that no episode is uploaded the week before. --I failed to mention in the recording, but Patreon-exclusive content (Joke episodes and outtakes) will probably need to count toward the 2/week maximum, Those generally only account for one episode per month, however, occasionally two. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ooc-01 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/20/20206 minutes, 6 seconds
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Quaran-tainment, Episode 2 - "The Thing Under the Fridge"

"The Thing Under the Fridge" by Bethany the Martian [Copyright ©2019 by Bethany the Martian. Used with Permission.] For more works by this author, and to show them your support, visit ko-fi.com/bethanythemartian/ (Intro/lead-in by writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com) In this new "Quaran-tainment" series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of the Thing was provided by Lee Daniel. Introduced by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “Kitchen room tone.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Living room ambience with TV.wav" by Annerie of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Long male scream 1.wav" by jorickhoofd of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Long male scream 2wav" by jorickhoofd of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/the-thing-under-the-fridge Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/15/20206 minutes, 39 seconds
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SCP-1313 - Solve for Bear

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Toby Crow. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MaliceAforethought: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1313 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1313 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/13/20206 minutes, 41 seconds
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SCP-079 - Old AI

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-079 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of SCP-079, Perfect Paul, was provided by ACAT (Assistive Context Aware Toolkit). ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-079 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/10/20209 minutes, 32 seconds
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Quaran-tainment, Episode 1 - "A Guide to Working the Night Shift"

"A Guide to Working the Night Shift" by DomainX [Copyright ©2019 by DomainX. Used with Permission.] For more works by this author, visit www.reddit.com/user/DomainX/ In this new "Quaran-tainment" series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “horror ambience LONG 190624_0042.ogg" by klankbeeld of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/a-guide-to-working-the-night-shift Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/8/202010 minutes, 18 seconds
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SCP-078 - Guilt

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Gnosis: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-078 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-078 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/6/20206 minutes, 22 seconds
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SCP-1417-J - Passive-Aggressive Meteorite

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Pothman (REWRITTEN BY Smapti): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1417-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. James Anderson was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Dr. Sarah Becker was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Dr. Ibrahim Kemal was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Dr. Andrew Sullivan was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Control was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credits “APPLAUSE MONO 24bit 48kHz.wav” by Alterr of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered “electric zap.aiff” by benjaminharveydesign of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered “Run basement 01.wav” by LG of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered “WeDidIt.wav” by eardeer of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1417-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/1/202016 minutes, 42 seconds
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SCP-077 - Rot Skull

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Gabriel Jade: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-077 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-077 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/30/20207 minutes, 8 seconds
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SCP-076 - "Abel"

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Kain Pathos Crow AND DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076-2 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Arthur █. █████ was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Dr. Pamela G████ was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of the interviewer was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of SCP-076-2 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of General ██████ Bowe was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Oktober Crow. Special thanks to Mareike Sattler for finding sources and providing advice to help our efforts in translating the lines of SCP-076-2's dialogue into a Sumerian/Akkadian hybrid that worked for our purposes. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-076 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected] ---- A NOTE ON SCP-076-2's NAME: The original spelling of SCP-076-2's name was "Able". This was, according to what sources we have been able to find, not a misspelling, but a deliberate means by the author of obfuscating the SCP's connection to SCP-073 ("Cain"). The cast and a majority of our patrons prefer to instead highlight this connection by making their names match the characters they are loosely based on (the brothers Cain and Abel in the story of the First Murder in Genesis).
3/27/202030 minutes, 6 seconds
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Memorandum-03

A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE: 1. New Wednesday series of extra episodes featuring horror, sci-fi, and occult fiction works for the duration of the COVID-19 pandemic, beginning April 8. Look out for special April 1st SCP episode, as well. 2. Investigations into the disappearances of SCP-005 and 029 conclude that the two breaches are unrelated, with 005 likely still on site in the hands of a Foundation employee. 3. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Angelo Pileggi, Carter Marshall, Geo (Overand), Jaketheripper18, Jared Falto, Joey Kedziora, Lucas Edwards, Noodle, and ZZ Slipaway. ALL patrons may now make requests for works to be included in the new series of Wed. episodes. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-03 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/23/20203 minutes, 26 seconds
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SCP-075 - Corrosive Snail

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY InLeaves (?) (REWRITTEN BY Aelanna and Paradox): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-075 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-075 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/19/20204 minutes, 18 seconds
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SCP-074 - Quantum Woodlouse

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Voct: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-074 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-074 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/16/20207 minutes, 53 seconds
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SCP-073 - "Cain"

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-073 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-073 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/12/20208 minutes, 10 seconds
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SCP-1141 - Entrepreneurial Spirit

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Robert Curry. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Communism will win/Scantron: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1141 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Duane was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Betty was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of Dr. Edelmann was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Dr. Foster was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Kitchen Ambiance.wav" by Hencocor of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Kitchen Sink Running Water 1.wav" by DrZoom of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Kitchen Sounds.wav" by xiaoxiaozyh of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1141 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/9/202015 minutes, 1 second
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SCP-072 - The Foot of the Bed

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kate McTiriss: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-072 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-072 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/2/20206 minutes, 3 seconds
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SCP-071 - Degenerative Metamorphic Entity

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Anonypoet (REWRITTEN BY Aelanna): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-071 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-071 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
2/27/20205 minutes, 10 seconds
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Tutorial-03 - Security Clearance Levels

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/security-clearance-levels License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “ATM Insert Card.wav” by engreitz of Freesound.org [CC BY-SA 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/tutorial-03 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
2/24/20203 minutes, 57 seconds
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SCP-070 - Iron Wings

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Le Blue Dude (REWRITTEN BY Quikngruvn): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-070 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-070 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
2/20/20207 minutes, 17 seconds
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SCP-069 - Second Chance

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-069 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-069 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
2/17/20206 minutes, 18 seconds
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SCP-068 - The Wire Figure

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Wacey: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-068 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-068 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
2/13/20205 minutes, 9 seconds
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SCP-067 - The Artist's Pen

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie (?) AND ANONYMOUS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-067 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the test subject was provided by Raymond Duke. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-067 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
2/11/20207 minutes, 17 seconds
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SCP-066 - Eric's Toy

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Communism will win/Scantron): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-066 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-066 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
2/6/20206 minutes, 40 seconds
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SCP-065 - Destroyed Organic Catalyst

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-065 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-065 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
2/3/20205 minutes, 41 seconds
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SCP Tales, Episode 6 - "The Last Man" [SCP-2399]

An SCP Tale by ModernMajorGeneral: www.scp-wiki.net/the-last-man Features SCP-2399: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2399 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Doctor Beckett was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits "airlock_1_3_sec_mast.wav" by beerbelly38 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Eerie Machinery.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "station deep ambience_BG.wav" by DaveOfDefeat2248 by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Whistling antarctic blizzard.flac" by stormpetrel of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/the-last-man Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
1/30/202012 minutes, 13 seconds
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SCP-2399 - A Malfunctioning Destroyer

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Andrew M. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL The following file describes a hostile, alien superstructure capable of causing an SK-Class "Barren Earth" End-of-the-World Event, and is Level 5/2399 Classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden. SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2399 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Rachel McAllen was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2399 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
1/24/202018 minutes, 15 seconds
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SCP-064 - Flawed von Neumann Structure

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-064 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-064 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
1/21/20204 minutes, 41 seconds
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SCP-063 - "The World's Best TothBrush"

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-063 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-063 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
1/17/20202 minutes, 52 seconds
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SCP-062 - "Quantum" Computer

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Aelanna): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-062 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-062 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
1/14/20205 minutes, 18 seconds
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SCP-061 - Auditory Mind Control

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-061 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-061 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
1/10/20207 minutes, 38 seconds
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SCP-060 - Infernal Occult Skeleton

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dexanote: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-060 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-060 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
1/7/20208 minutes, 9 seconds
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SCP-059 - Radioactive Mineral

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY erik_h): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-059 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-059 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
1/3/20207 minutes, 14 seconds
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SCP-058 - Heart of Darkness

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-058 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-058 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Johnston was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of D-067 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "1 Impact Wet.wav” by original_sound of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "BodyDrag2.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Cracking/Crunching, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "hhh1.mp3" by harri of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "masking tape.11.aiff" by hukleesyr of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing flesh.wav" by aworldwhere of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-058 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/30/20197 minutes, 46 seconds
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SCP-057 - The Daily Grind

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY HLewis and NWalston: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-057 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of D-1021 was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Dr. Lewis was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dr. Walston was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Concrete,Drag,Grinds,Long 01.wav" by J.R. Fountain / PSE "Concrete,Drag,Grinds,Long 02.wav" by J.R. Fountain / PSE "Cracking/Crunching, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Stone Door Shuted - 01.wav” by SoundFlakes of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-057 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/20/201910 minutes, 42 seconds
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Tutorial-02 - Foundation Personnel Classifications

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/security-clearance-levels License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “ATM Insert Card.wav” by engreitz of Freesound.org [CC BY-SA 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/tutorial-02 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/13/20194 minutes, 25 seconds
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SCP-056 - A Beautiful Person

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY CR056 (?): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-056 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Agent was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of SCP-056 was provided by Lillian Boyd. The voices of the bystanders were provided by Spera Crinis, Raymond Duke, Grantham Stieber, Martin Taylor, and Joseph Williamson. The voice of Dr. Kennith was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-056 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/10/201910 minutes, 15 seconds
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SCP Tales, Episode 5 - "Ethics Committee Orientation"

An SCP Tale by Voct: www.scp-wiki.net/ethics-committee-orientation License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Ethics Committee member was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits: "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ethics-committee-orientation Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/5/20198 minutes, 10 seconds
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SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Robert Curry. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY CadaverCommander: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4999 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4999 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
12/2/20197 minutes
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SCP-055 - [unknown]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY qntm AND CptBellman: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-055 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Bartholomew Hughes was provided by Lillian Boyd. The voice of the survey team member was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-055 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected] ...what was I saying?
11/22/20198 minutes, 40 seconds
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SCP-054 - Water Nymph

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY SimpleCadence): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-054 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-054 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/19/20195 minutes, 54 seconds
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SCP-053 - Young Girl

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-053 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-053 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/15/20193 minutes, 22 seconds
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SCP-052 - Time-Traveling Train

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY eric_h: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-052 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-052 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/12/20198 minutes, 35 seconds
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Memorandum-02

A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE: 1. We are now streaming on Spotify and Stitcher. 2. Investigations into disappearances of SCP-005 and -029 are ongoing. 3a. - Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase 3b. - A clip from our patron-exclusive SCP-049-J episode. 3c. - Special thanks to new patrons Andrew M, Martin Taylor, Raymond Duke, Robert Curry, Stephanie Martin, and Toby Crow. ---- SCP-049-J clip information: SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.com/scp-049-j The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-049-J was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Baker was provided by Lillian Boyd. Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Cat, Screaming, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "FX_the_swinging_of_the_stick.wav" by Haykrich of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-02 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/8/20195 minutes, 1 second
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SCP-051 - Japanese Obstetrical Model

Content Warning: miscarriage, obstetrical body horror ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY mari_who: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-051 www.scp-wiki.net/interview-051-1 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the interviewer was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. David Ehrenfeld was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "OxygenTank S08ER.365.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "squeaky valve.wav" by FreqMan of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-051 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
11/6/201912 minutes, 8 seconds
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SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1983 Cold open is "Mr. Parker", an SCP Tale by Erazm: www.scp-wiki.net/mr-parker License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the agent was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Barclay was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1983 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/31/201921 minutes, 47 seconds
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SCP-050 - To The Cleverest

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY AdminBright AND VARIOUS CONTRIBUTORS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-050 www.scp-wiki.net/document-050 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- Relevant SCP Definitions: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-705 SCP-705 is 5 ounces of sentient, “self-molding” Play-Doh™. It is incredibly violent and militaristic, often molding itself into minuscule armies armed with fully functional——though completely harmless——automatic weaponry. Any mundane modeling compound of a similar color to SCP-705 which comes into contact with it will take on its anomalous properties and join forces with it. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231 SCP-231 is known to Foundation personnel as requiring in its containment procedures morally repugnant and psychologically traumatizing acts. Personnel leaving the SCP-231 project are always offered amnestics to forget the experience. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 SCP-173 is an animate sculpture which can move only when not in direct line of sight. It is extremely hostile and will attack by snapping the neck or by strangulation if line of sight is broken. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-447 SCP-447 is a green, spongy sphere which constantly excretes a viscous greenish slime. This slime has a variety of useful properties, but it must not, under any circumstances, come into contact with a dead body. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-732 SCP-732 is a force or entity which corrupts electronic information, first discovered scrambling Foundation records into its own self-insert fan-fiction ramblings. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-637 SCP-637 is a psychic organism described as a black cat, which subsists in the mind of SCP-637-2, an elderly woman named Margie. It is capable of residing for several minutes as a drawn item on paper, and will then take up residence in the mind of any sapient organism who views it. Though Margie shows affection for SCP-637, it appears to cause great distress to any other mind that hosts it. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Project Director Jones was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of SCP-732 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-050 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/28/201919 minutes, 11 seconds
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SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Gabriel Jade AND djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-049 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Hamm was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Dr. Sherman was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Dr. Itkin was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-049 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/21/201929 minutes, 13 seconds
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SCP-048 - The Cursed SCP Number

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-048 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Cortez was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of O5-11 was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-048 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/15/20192 minutes, 48 seconds
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SCP-047 - Microbial Mutagen

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Erku: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-047 www.scp-wiki.com/incident-report-yersinia-047-01-2010 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-047 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/11/201913 minutes, 41 seconds
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SCP-046 - "Predatory" Holly Bush

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Eskobar: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-046 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Edward Carter was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-046 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/7/201912 minutes, 2 seconds
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SCP-045 - Atmospheric Converter

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Drewbear): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-045 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-045 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
10/2/20197 minutes, 27 seconds
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SCP-044 - World War II Era Molecular-Fission Cannon

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-044 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-██ was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-044 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/27/20194 minutes, 11 seconds
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SCP-043 - The Beatle

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY xthevilecorruptor (?): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-043 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-043 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/27/20191 minute, 47 seconds
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SCP-042 - A Formerly Winged Horse

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Skali Sharpnose): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-042 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-042 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/24/20196 minutes
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SCP-041 - Thought-Broadcasting Patient

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-041 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Klein was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of the researcher was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-041 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/21/20196 minutes, 49 seconds
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SCP-040 - Evolution's Child

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow (REWRITTEN BY Djoric): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-040 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Habernathy was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of SCP-040 was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-040 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/17/20198 minutes, 39 seconds
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SCP Tales, Episode 4 - "Sonnet For Unethical Practices"

Other engagements will require that our next episodes be pushed back to next week, unfortunately. We didn't want to go all week without posting anything, though, so enjoy this fabulous SCP sonnet by Raddagher. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming on Tuesday, Sept. 17 with "SCP-040 - Evolution's Child" --- An SCP Tale by Raddagher: www.scp-wiki.net/sonnet-for-unethical-practices License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/sonnet-for-unethical-practices Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/10/20191 minute, 11 seconds
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Tutorial-01 - SCP Object Classes

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/object-classes License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “ATM Insert Card.wav” by engreitz of Freesound.org [CC BY-SA 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/tutorial-01 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/6/20194 minutes, 54 seconds
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SCP-039 - Proboscis Engineers

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Roget AND Wilt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-039 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: This SCP has changed substantially since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version by Kothardarastrix. For the text of this version, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice in the recovered documents was provided by Raymond Duke. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-039 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
9/3/20198 minutes, 25 seconds
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SCP-008-J - Geoff

This episode is from our bonus series of monthly joke episodes. We present it here as a sample of what is available to our supporters on Patreon. For more information, please visit patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. --- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DomeAcolyte: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-008-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Commander Price was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of SCP-008-J was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Sound Credits "Auto Assault Rifle/Gun Burst (Outdoor/Close) [Mixed].wav" by EFlexMusic of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "bear-roar.wav" by mrbubble110 of Freesound.org [CC BY-Sampling+ 1.0], altered "Footsteps of soldier on ground.wav" by Medartimus of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "GunMovement.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Scifi Alarm x3.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "sonar.wav" by infobandit of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-008-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
8/30/20197 minutes, 31 seconds
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SCP-038 - The Everything Tree

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-038 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Klein was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-038 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
8/27/20197 minutes, 22 seconds
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SCP-037 - Dwarf Star

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY SimpleCadence): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-037 [NOTE: The source material has been edited since this episode was recorded.] License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-037 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
8/23/20194 minutes, 7 seconds
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SCP-036 - The Reincarnation Pilgrimage of the Yazidi (Kiras Guhorîn)

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-036 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-036 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
8/20/20196 minutes, 34 seconds
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SCP-035 - Possessive Mask

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-035 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-035 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
8/15/201915 minutes, 40 seconds
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SCP-034 - Obsidian Ritual Knife

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SpoonOfEvil: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-034 [NOTE: The source material has been edited since this episode was recorded.] License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Agent ██████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-034 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
8/9/20198 minutes, 53 seconds
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SCP-033 - The Missing Number

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mulciber: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-033 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Prof. Hutchinson was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-033 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
8/6/20199 minutes, 25 seconds
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SCP-1440 - The Old Man From Nowhere

WARNING! Very loud, sudden noises. CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dmatix: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1440 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of SCP-1440 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Creaking Metal Soundscape 2.wav" by Speedenza of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Explosion, 8-bit, 01.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Footsteps of soldier on ground.wav" by Medartimus of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Scifi Alarm x3.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1440 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
8/2/20198 minutes, 31 seconds
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Memorandum-01

A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE: 1. We now have a Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase 2. We are now on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast 3. If you enjoy the podcast, please consider leaving a rating and review. 4. No new episode will go up during the week of July 21 - 27 ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-01 Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/18/20192 minutes, 50 seconds
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SCP-032 - Brothers' Bride

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dmatix: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-032 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Kovac was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-032 was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-032 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/18/201911 minutes, 19 seconds
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SCP-031 - What is Love?

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY RJB_R: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-031 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: This SCP has changed substantially since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version by DrClef. For the text of this version, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-031 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/12/20194 minutes, 28 seconds
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SCP-030 - The Homunculus

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mulciber: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-030 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-030 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/9/201910 minutes, 53 seconds
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[FILE NOT FOUND]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... FILE NOT FOUND Written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. Inspired by SCP-029, by AdminBright: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-029 --- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Sczech was provided by Oktober Crow. The voices of the Agents were provided by Lisa Hogan and Brittany Carlton. ---- Sound Credits "AirDuctCrawl BW.61259.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Footsteps of soldier on ground.wav" by Medartimus of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "heavy_metal_door.wav" by Exacom of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Leather Bag Drop.wav" by gneube of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "neck_crack_pure.aiff" by Halleck of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Scifi Alarm x3.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Security Door 4.wav" by ultradust of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-029 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
7/5/20193 minutes
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SCP-028 - Knowledge

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-028 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████████ █████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-028 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/27/20197 minutes, 47 seconds
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SCP-027 - The Vermin God

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Quikngruvn: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-027 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Jameson was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Security Officer K███████ F█████ was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-027 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/24/20197 minutes, 46 seconds
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SCP-026 - Afterschool Retention

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-026 http://www.scp-wiki.net/interview-log-026-01 http://www.scp-wiki.net/026-exploration-logs http://www.scp-wiki.net/interview-log-026-08 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent ███████ (Interview Log 026-01) was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of Mr. ██████ (Interview Log 026-01) was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Agent ███████ (Exploration Log 026-4) was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of Agent █████ (Exploration Log 026-15) was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Dr. █████ (Interview Log 026-08) was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Agent Walker was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Barrow Guerney Atmosphere.wav" by delta_omeg_muon of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "open front door close creak.wav" by Anton of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "suburban ambience dog rooster plane car birds crow.wav" by natemarler of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-017 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/19/201934 minutes, 42 seconds
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SCP-025 - A Well-Worn Wardrobe

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thattallfellow (?): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-025 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-025 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/14/20199 minutes, 38 seconds
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SCP-024 - Game Show Of Death

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SpoonOfEvil: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-024 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-024 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/11/20199 minutes, 23 seconds
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SCP Tales, Episode 3 - "Mothers' Love" [SCP-023]

An SCP Tale by Dr. Trebuchet (Pig_catapult): www.scp-wiki.net/mothers-love Features SCP-023: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-023 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Original music ("Atmosphere No. 1") is by Joshua Alan Lindsay and is Copyright © 2019. All Rights Reserved. It can be found here: soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/atmosphere-no-1-score-to-mothers-love ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/mothers-love Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/6/20194 minutes, 42 seconds
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SCP-023 - Black Shuck

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Pig_catapult: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-023 www.scp-wiki.net/incident-report-023-26 www.scp-wiki.net/incident-023-27 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Dr. ████ was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits “Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] “Scifi Alarm x3.wav” by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-023 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
6/3/201911 minutes, 20 seconds
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SCP-022 - The Morgue

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY DrSevere: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-022 www.scp-wiki.net/interview-log-022-751 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████ was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of SCP-022-1-2 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voices of the Agents were provided by Breck Wilhite and Lillian Boyd. The voice of SCP-022-1-5 was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ominous bassy rumble drone.flac" by Timbre of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "asseoir_chaise2.wav" by MaxDemianAGL of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Scuffly Shoes on Wood 2.wav" by Project_Trident of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-022 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/29/201912 minutes, 33 seconds
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SCP-021 - Skin Wyrm

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY xthevilecorruptor: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-021 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-021 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/23/20195 minutes, 13 seconds
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SCP-020 - Unseen Mold

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-020 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of T2-Lead was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of T2-COM was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of T2-2 was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Civilian Woman was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "be advised.wav" by tim.kahn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Footsteps of soldier on ground.wav" by Medartimus of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "GunMovement.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Living room ambience with TV.wav" by Annerie of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "open front door close creak.wav" by Anton of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-020 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/22/20194 minutes, 35 seconds
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SCP-019 - The Monster Pot

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Sophia Light: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-019 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Vaux was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-019 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/16/20196 minutes, 24 seconds
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SCP-018 - Super Ball

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-018 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████████ was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of O-5 Command was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-018 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/14/20195 minutes, 25 seconds
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SCP Tales, Episode 2 - "Document #017-1" [SCP-017]

An SCP Tale by Roget: www.scp-wiki.net/document-017-1 [NOTE1: The source material has been edited since this episode was recorded. The SCP-5200 mentioned is not the SCP-5200 found on the wiki.] [NOTE2: A previous version of this episode unknowingly deadnamed the author in the intro, for which we profusely apologize. Because of the sensitive nature of the author's name in connection to her work right now, we have not reached out to ask if/how she would prefer to be credited. As such, her name has been removed from the intro for now.] Features SCP-017: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-017 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Lillian Boyd. The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits: "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/document-017-1 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/9/201917 minutes, 7 seconds
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SCP-017 - Shadow Person

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Sam Swicegood: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-017 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-017 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/6/20192 minutes, 22 seconds
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SCP-016 - Sentient Micro-Organism

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrClef www.scp-wiki.net/scp-016 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-016 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
5/3/20198 minutes, 55 seconds
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SCP Tales, Episode 1 - "Plumbing" [SCP-015]

An SCP Tale by Dr Gears: http://www.scp-wiki.net/plumbing Features SCP-015: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-015 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits: "Chaos machine 02.wav" by roman_cgr of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Door_Metal_Groans_Ext.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Lava loop.wav" by Audionautics of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "lg water4.wav" by lgarrett of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Metal Chaos Dry.aiff" by kantouth of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Steam Hiss.wav" by jesabat of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "steam pipe 2.wav" by visions68 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Steam Spray.aiff" by KBarbie of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Water Drip Loop [mono].wav" by D W of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Drill Spin Very Low and Slow.wav" by Ev-Dawg of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "drone1.wav" by knova of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "ominous bassy rumble drone.flac" by Timbre of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-015 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/30/201916 minutes, 36 seconds
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SCP-015 - Pipe Nightmare

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-015 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-015 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/10/20193 minutes, 16 seconds
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SCP-014 - The Concrete Man

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-014 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Breck Christopher Wilhite. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-014 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/9/20192 minutes, 44 seconds
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SCP-013 - Blue Lady Cigarettes

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dexanote: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-013 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Ian Miles was provided by Robert Curry. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-013 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/9/20194 minutes, 37 seconds
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SCP-012 - A Bad Composition

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-012 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ "Document-012-M: Performance Excerpt" text and music by Joshua Alan Lindsay. Music Copyright © 2019 by Joshua Alan Lindsay. All Rights Reserved. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-012 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/3/20193 minutes, 59 seconds
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SCP-011 - Sentient Civil War Memorial Statue

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Proxtown: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-011 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-011 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
4/1/20194 minutes, 39 seconds
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SCP-010 - Collars Of Control

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Le Blue Dude (?): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-010 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Raymond Duke. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-010 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/28/20195 minutes, 8 seconds
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SCP-009 - Red Ice

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Chameleon X: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-009 www.scp-wiki.net/exploration-log-a009-1 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Hewes was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Agent Whitmore was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Agent Cassidy was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Control was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the O-5 Command memo was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Sound Credits “Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav” by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered “Clothing_ShirtsandPants_Rustling.wav” by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered “Running, Snow, A.wav” by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered “Snow crunch 01.wav” by luminadii of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered “Snow crunch 02.wav” by luminadii of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered “Water 04.wav” by unfa of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered “Axe Chop.wav” by yadronoff of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered “growl3.wav” by lendrick of Freesound.org (sampled from “Pooh Bear attacks me for a treat.mp3” by IFartInUrGeneralDirection of Freesound.org) [CC BY-SA 3.0] “bear-roar.wav” by mrbubble110 of Freesound.org [CC BY-SA 3.0] “Whistling antarctic blizzard” by stormpetrel of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] “Run basement 01” by LG of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-009 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/26/201920 minutes, 22 seconds
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SCP-008 - Zombie Plague

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-008 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “ATM Insert Card.wav” by engreitz of Freesound.org [CC BY-SA 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-008 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/22/20195 minutes, 3 seconds
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SCP-007 - Abdominal Planet

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-007 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-007 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/20/20193 minutes, 38 seconds
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SCP-006 - Fountain Of Youth

WARNING! ACCESS IS RESTRI@%#$_ ... ... CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr_Schubert: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-006 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “Unlocking Door Slowly.flac” by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered “Scifi Alarm x3.wav” by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] “Run basement 01.wav” by LG of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-006 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/19/20194 minutes, 36 seconds
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SCP-005 - Skeleton Key

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-005 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-005 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/18/20192 minutes, 49 seconds
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SCP-004 - The 12 Rusty Keys and the Door

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY deusprogrammer: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-004 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-004 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/14/201913 minutes, 10 seconds
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SCP-003 - Biological Motherboard

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thedeadlymoose: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-003 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Tilda David Moose was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-003 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/12/201917 minutes, 24 seconds
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SCP-002 - The "Living" Room

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-002 LIcense: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-002 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]
3/8/20196 minutes, 16 seconds