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The Best Mauling News ever again
Catch Darren’s satirical take on whatever is making news headlines in today's Mauling News
23/03/2015 • 1 minute 12 seconds
Michael bublé explains his name
Last night Michael Bublé explained what his name means in front of 17 000 people. Mauling News shares the details.
18/03/2015 • 1 minute 30 seconds
How to please a woman
Every man needs to know this. The secret to how to please a woman in today's Mauling News
17/03/2015 • 1 minute 18 seconds
Why police men are scared of woman
It has emerged that the reason police men don't arrest as many women as men is because police men are too scared to tell a woman - you have the right to remain silent. Mauling News reports
16/03/2015 • 1 minute 13 seconds
Jeremy Clarkson's replacement has been found
Clues: He's also a ginger, 7 feet tall and barely intelligible. So coming soon to a BBC near you is... Mauling News reports.
12/03/2015 • 1 minute 20 seconds
It's official. SA faces a shortage of unqualified medical practitioners
South Africa faces a shortage of unqualified medical practitioners. The biggest gap? Gynaecologists. Tannie Evita Bezuidenhout said: Find out in today's Mauling News
11/03/2015 • 1 minute 28 seconds
Eskom: New development
It has been calculated that Eskom has cost South Africa 0.3 percent of GDP growth. GDP of course means Great Drop in Productivity. Mauling News reports
10/03/2015 • 1 minute 21 seconds
Three sides to every story
In the modern age there are always three sides to every story. Find out what they are in today's Mauling News
09/03/2015 • 1 minute 16 seconds
Working together to stop Global Warning
Barack Obama has asked both parties to work together to stop global warming and the melting of the ice caps. Obama said. Take a listen in today's Mauling News
06/03/2015 • 1 minute 31 seconds
Stop wearing pink shirts
NRL referees are to stop wearing pink shirts because their authority is being 'undermined' by wearing pink. We thought their authority was being undermined by brain (fart) decisions.
05/03/2015 • 1 minute 30 seconds
Harder to complain about signal
The new Samsung s6 edge is going to make it harder to complain when your signal gets weaker: as in- what do you mean you're on edge...
04/03/2015 • 1 minute 11 seconds
Alcohol causes you to do bad things
Research shows that alcohol greatly impairs your reality and decision making process. So, whatever you do, don't... Mauling News reports
02/03/2015 • 1 minute 21 seconds
Do you have a clicks
We would just like to ask the ladies at clicks who ask 'Do you have a clicks card' and I say No. Please don’t look at me like I just said, No, I didn’t pass Matric.
26/02/2015 • 1 minute 13 seconds
Pump up your Hump day
It's Wednesday and it could be an amazing hump day, provided you interpret it as a verb and not a noun.
25/02/2015 • 1 minute 11 seconds
No chicks allowed
Birdman Best film director Alejandro González Iñárritu has confirmed that Birdman will not have an all female cast sequel because an all girl Birdman would have to be called... Mauling News reports.
24/02/2015 • 1 minute 25 seconds
Vanilla Ice has been arrested
Vanilla Ice has been arrested for breaking and entering. We suspect it's a publicity stunt for his next one hit wonder: ice ice breaker. Mauling News reports
20/02/2015 • 1 minute 12 seconds
50 Shades of Grey's success
After 50 shades of grey's success, sexy lingerie and sexy sports cars are announcing that grey is the new black, or as JT calls it. we're bringing sexy black.
19/02/2015 • 1 minute 20 seconds
Only in South Africa
Only in SA would there be a screening of the movie 50 Shades of Grey at a theatre in CT with the name... Mauling News reports
18/02/2015 • 1 minute 22 seconds
Comedy Central would like to announce that it moves from channel 122 to channel 408 today at 2pm. For the live debate on the SONA!
17/02/2015 • 1 minute 24 seconds
SONA signal loss a 'glitch'
A minister in the presidency now claims that the signal loss at last weeks SONA was a glitch. Yes signal loss was a glitch, the speech was a stitch, and Eskom is a.... Find out in today's Mauling News
16/02/2015 • 1 minute 26 seconds
Most loving Mauling News
Ladies, it's Valentines, but if you're a plus sized girl, only get on top if you like Candy Crush.
13/02/2015 • 1 minute 13 seconds
It's the Mauling News, state of the nation address
Eskom says it can not guarantee that they can keep the lights on for SONA2015 or as Gwede Mantashe calls it, Cabinet by Candlelight.
12/02/2015 • 1 minute 26 seconds
Hot day in KZN
It was so hot yesterday that residents of EThekwini were frying eggs on their stoep. Also because there was load shedding.
11/02/2015 • 1 minute 28 seconds
Listen to your leaders
We need to listen to our leaders a bit more. Not because they are always right, but because they have so often been wrong. Mauling News reports
10/02/2015 • 1 minute 26 seconds
Chad ho did it... Again!
Chad ho has won his 6th consecutive Midmar mile. The history books will reflect that for six years it was ho ho ho, ho ho ho. The women's event is more telling. For a record eighth year. The record books for the grueling event will reflect: Payne!
09/02/2015 • 1 minute 18 seconds
The most powerful Mauling news to date
Eskom in an attempt to placate the public are changing the name of its headquarters from Maga Watt park to mega what time is load shedding today.
05/02/2015 • 1 minute 20 seconds
Another shocking literary announcement
Eskom is set to release a reveal all booklet on its dirty power cut secrets. 50 Sheds a Day.
04/02/2015 • 1 minute 23 seconds
I promise to...
Robert Mugabe promises to usher in a new age to the African Union now that he is the chairman. He has promised to put a man on the moon, give woman the vote and will engage scientists on their fascinating research into electricity.
03/02/2015 • 1 minute 45 seconds
World's heaviest drinkers
A new study shows that SA is now ranked 4th of the world's heaviest drinkers. That is just an estimate of course, as many alcoholics are anonymous... Mauling News reports.
02/02/2015 • 1 minute 25 seconds
Loggerhead turtles washed up on Cape Town beaches
Scores of loggerhead turtles have washed up on Cape beaches miles from their natural habitat. No one can decide who's responsibility the loggerheads are, environmentalists or biologists. They are ironically at loggerheads with each other. Mauling News reports
30/01/2015 • 1 minute 20 seconds
Hashim Amla not pleased with Quintin de Kock
Hashim Amla was not too pleased with Quintin de kocks ODI performance yesterday. Why you wonder? Find out in today's Mauling News
29/01/2015 • 1 minute 35 seconds
Another wonderful day in SA
After another lovely day in SA and load shedding, when will Eskom realise that there is a giant ball of never ending fission energy that rises and sets somewhere in the world every single day. It's the kind of deal that will never have the tag line Pay Back the Sunny.
28/01/2015 • 1 minute 24 seconds
Reversing the Blame
A man on the South Coast has been arrested for growing marijuana in his back yard... His defense... Find out in today's Mauling News
27/01/2015 • 2 minutes 1 second
The evolution of women's rights
If Helen Zille has taught us one thing is that 100 years ago women had no rights, 60 years ago women fought for their rights. Today, women are always right. Catch the Mauling News here.
26/01/2015 • 1 minute 30 seconds
Bonafide Diarrhoea Season has started
The DA Yesterday announced the beginning of a bonafide Diarrhoea Season. This is a real season and a real issue. So please, no more crappy jokes. This effects everyone, in the poor and effluent areas...At least the price of pooperty will come down.
23/01/2015 • 1 minute 46 seconds
Unsatisfactory bunny chow
A local restaurant did not know what hit them when an EFF member wanted a refund for what he said was a unsatisfactory bunny chow. Find out why the owner finally gave in in today's Mauling News.
22/01/2015 • 1 minute 16 seconds
Awkward moment alert
There was an awkward moment yesterday when a Lesotho health official was asked to give the statistics on TB in that country. She said that 9 out of 10 Lesotho's have TB. Are you positive? Yes...no....yes....no. Mauling News Reports
21/01/2015 • 1 minute 45 seconds
Rumour has it that Durban Millionaire bought a couple of Picasso's this weekend. Why? Mauling News reports
20/01/2015 • 1 minute 22 seconds
Top weekend tweet
And the tweet of the weekend goes to Casper de Vries who said: damn it, forgot to get up early for gym again today! That makes it 17 years in a row.
19/01/2015 • 1 minute 35 seconds
Bob Newhart and his wife have been married now for 52 years. His advice about understanding women. Do not try to understand women just keep buying them stuff.
16/01/2015 • 1 minute 32 seconds
History was made
Durban weather history was made. We were able to complete an entire game of cricket without weather interruptions. No storms, no rain and no Gayle. We played, we won, but for the record... There was no Gayle. Mauling News reports
15/01/2015 • 1 minute 22 seconds
Eskom has ruled out the possibility of a national blackout. Hard to tell with their on again off again policy. Mauling News reports
14/01/2015 • 1 minute 51 seconds
Consequences of cheating
The Dept of Basic Education has said that matric pupils caught cheating will face a 3 year ban, or as we used to call it, a gap year. Mauling News reports
13/01/2015 • 1 minute 19 seconds
ANC 103rd birthday celebrations
Bobby Mugabe has sent his congratulations to the ANC on their 103rd birthday celebrations. He also said he could get more people to come to his 103rd birthday which is coming up soon.
12/01/2015 • 1 minute 16 seconds
Celebrity New Year's Resolutions
It's that time of year again when we start thinking of our New Years Resolutions. Consider these celebrity resolutions before you commit to one that will invariably fail by February. Like; losing weight or quitting a bad habit or making amends. Consider these...
19/12/2014 • 1 minute 34 seconds
Ellen Tshabalala declares Kim Kardashian as her inspiration
Disgraced and now retired SABC chair person Ellen Tshabalala declares Kim Kardashian as her inspiration. You know, the other woman with no skills, no talent and no qualifications who made a fortune for doing nothing.
18/12/2014 • 1 minute 21 seconds
The police have confirmed that around 20 of the stolen Red Bull trophies have been found at the bottom of a lake. They just sank… red bull…
didn’t give them wings. Mauling News reports
17/12/2014 • 1 minute 25 seconds
Helen Zille sends birthday wishes to a crocodile
Henry, the Nile crocodile who was born in 1900 & has survived two world wars, turned 114 years old yesterday. Helen Zille sent her birthday wishes and remembers fondly the day Henry was born.
16/12/2014 • 1 minute 46 seconds
A message from Eskom
Eskom has said that there wont be anymore blackouts this festive season, well, wont be a lot, well there might be but Eskom sent out this Xmas message to all SA’s. Click here to hear the message.
15/12/2014 • 1 minute 44 seconds
Load shedding schedule run by a husband and wife
There will be no load shedding... Yes there will. No load shedding today. Wait we are already load shedding. Load shedding will end tonight, maybe tomorrow definitely next year.
09/12/2014 • 1 minute 13 seconds
Ellen Tshabalala lied about her qualifications and now is attempting to use the law to protect herself! Lying about your qualifications is fraud, which is a crime in my mind! Mauling News reports
04/12/2014 • 1 minute 38 seconds
Sniffer dog accidentally inhaled cocaine
A sniffer dog has returned to duty after accidentally inhaling cocaine while searching a car for drugs. He returns to active duty today... not as a police dog though but on snow patrol! Mauling News reports
03/12/2014 • 1 minute 54 seconds
Generations is back
Nobody replied to my mails or answered my calls for an hour after 8 last night. I thought it was load shedding but it emerged that Generations is back.
02/12/2014 • 1 minute 25 seconds
Did you know
Singing exercises your heart, lungs and releases endorphins, making you feel good. Mauling News reports more on this finding.
01/12/2014 • 1 minute 14 seconds
Don't go there
Why you should NOT go to Madagascar - Mauling News reports.
28/11/2014 • 1 minute 23 seconds
One direction have made billboard history
Breaking News: An ancient Egyptian spell book from 1300 years ago has been translated! Mauling News reports.
27/11/2014 • 1 minute 32 seconds
Post offices three month strike has come to an end
The South African post offices three month strike has come to an end - voices nation wide echoed the same sentiment: The post office was on strike? Didn't even know.
26/11/2014 • 1 minute 32 seconds
Jannie Du Plessis is to miss Wales clash
Rugby: Sharks and Springbok prop Jannie Du Plessis is to miss the match with Wales do to hamstring injury. Some of Whales had this to say... Find out in today's Mauling News
25/11/2014 • 1 minute 20 seconds
When it rains it pours
U2's front man Bono suffers serious injuries in a bicycle accident in New York. He could claim from Heath insurgence because His ID was in his lost luggage. Authorities said; they still haven't found what they're looking for.
24/11/2014 • 1 minute 28 seconds
In memory of...
This Mauling news is dedicated in memory to the late great film director Mike Nicols
21/11/2014 • 1 minute 22 seconds
Viva Bafana viva shakes Mashaba!
Rumours abound that Bafana's Shakes Mashaba had a side bet with Nigeria before their AFCON crunch match last night. The bet; who ever loses keeps TB Joshua. Viva Bafana viva shakes Mashaba!
20/11/2014 • 1 minute 30 seconds
Italy is about to make history
Italy is about to make history by sending the first Italian woman astronaut into space. She commented earlier: when the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie I'll be half way.
19/11/2014 • 1 minute 26 seconds
Beyonce's sister ties the knot
Beyoncé's sister has successfully made it to the alter. JayZ had to bite his tongue at the end of reception not to say; Solange and thanks for the cake.
18/11/2014 • 1 minute 18 seconds
Owls are the hardest to train
It has emerged that owls are the hardest to train because they are actually the least intelligent of the birds. Which makes the collective noun even more accurate - a parliament of owls.
17/11/2014 • 1 minute 26 seconds
Richard Branson launched Virgin Money to the UK yesterday. It's the same as usual money it's just that it has been handled a lot less.
14/11/2014 • 1 minute 23 seconds
Emergency services called to the World Trade Centre
Emergency services were called to the world trade centre in NY City yesterday again. This time to rescue two window cleaners. We propose that they just change the buildings name to world terrible things happen centre.
13/11/2014 • 1 minute 27 seconds
Your ten 21st century philosophies
It has been brought to the MNN's attention that since the advent of social media there have been no real philosophers in the calibre as Socrates or Nietzsche or Descartes. So here is your ten 21st century philosophies
12/11/2014 • 1 minute 26 seconds
That won't work in South Africa
A recent survey has shown that as many as a third if all jobs in the UK can and will be replaced by robots in the next 20 years. That wouldn't work here. One thunderstorm and our robots are out for days.
11/11/2014 • 1 minute 29 seconds
Coincidence, I think not
Yesterday 25 years ago the Berlin Wall came down, and Steve Hofmeyr released his first album. Coincidence, I think not.
10/11/2014 • 1 minute 10 seconds
We need to get to the bottom of this - Mauling News reports
07/11/2014 • 1 minute 35 seconds
Twar between Steve hofmeyr and a puppet
What does Julius Malema, Floyd shivambu an the EFF mps have in common? Mauling News reports
06/11/2014 • 1 minute 16 seconds
The best whiskey in the world
For the 1st time in centuries the best whiskey in the world is not made in Scotland. It's made in Japan! Mauling News reports
05/11/2014 • 1 minute 22 seconds
Is Siyanda Xulu leaving the Russian Racists?
A Russian spokesperson denies allegations racisim after news broke about South African footballer Siyanda Xulu considering to leave. It seems though that the statement is stick historically stuck to them!
04/11/2014 • 1 minute 59 seconds
USA vs All blacks
For the first time on their national sports television networks, the US CITIZENS watched a rugby game. USA vs All blacks. Most Americans commented with: why don't we have real sports like this?
03/11/2014 • 1 minute 46 seconds
Pope Francis has really thrown a spanner in the works
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him." I'll be back...
31/10/2014 • 1 minute 57 seconds
The most popular words with teenagers are...
It might surprise you to know that the three most popular words with teenagers are not Selfie, Twerk and ermagerd but congratulations you passed.
30/10/2014 • 1 minute 56 seconds
Good news for naturists
Plans to make Mpenjati Beach in KZN a nudist beach have been approved: the contract was laid bare early yesterday. And details will shortly be published in a small booblet.
29/10/2014 • 1 minute 52 seconds
No harm No foul
We would like to assure the community that in this climate of increased mall attacks that our own Mall, East Coast Radio's Darren Maule has not been compromised in anyway!
28/10/2014 • 2 minutes 4 seconds
If the Dali lama had been allowed into SA
If the Dali lama had been allowed into the country of SA, he would have explained what Karma is. Like South Africa's president being denied an audience with British Prime Minister James Cameron. Karma disguise itself well. Kind of like a karma chameleon.
27/10/2014 • 1 minute 47 seconds
Julius Malema has now been charged with assault
Julius Malema charged with assault for manhandling an irate customer at a steers in Limpopo. Malema said he didn't invite his 7 body guards to join in, they just super sized the conflict!
24/10/2014 • 1 minute 59 seconds
Can you name the 3 books that keep our presidency afloat?
Why are more and more South Africans staying unhappily married?
23/10/2014 • 1 minute 31 seconds
Mauling News: The Big 5
Eight 5's to go with Oscar Pistorius' five year sentence.
22/10/2014 • 2 minutes
Hurricane Gonzalo is scheduled to hit the UK
Negotiations with striking postal services workers have reached a dead end. It would seem that Authorities are going to have to push the envelope. Union leaders have been urged to start thinking outside the mail box.
21/10/2014 • 1 minute 40 seconds
Fizzy drinks are as harmful to your health as smoking
The Beijing marathon carried on this past weekend even after it was almost cancelled due to air pollution. Must competitors said that had a very good smog.
20/10/2014 • 1 minute 41 seconds
Prestigious rice brand in trouble
We were going to buy lunch for our Boss for Bosses Day yesterday till we realized he doesn't pay us enough.
17/10/2014 • 1 minute 45 seconds
The Best of Mauling News
Find out what is making news headlines today!
16/10/2014 • 1 minute 39 seconds
Heathrow airport screening passengers for Ebola
There are talks of making a Ghostbusters 3 movie with an all girl cast: proposed tag line: I ain't afraid of no heels!
15/10/2014 • 1 minute 46 seconds
Willie Nelsons original braids sold for R1 million
After a cell phone exploded on a bus in China. Chinese authorities are discouraging Chinese citizens from buying cheap or unlicensed products, said Chinese spokesperson. Yee ahh right!
14/10/2014 • 1 minute 28 seconds
Sentencing for Oscar Pistorius starts today
Texas reports its first case of Ebola. This strain however is different, it's easier to spot under a microscope. Because everything in Texas is bigger.
13/10/2014 • 1 minute 20 seconds
Alcohol was originally a preservative
Our favorite international cricketer we love to hate, Kevin Pietersen has shocked the world with a tell-all book. One of the more shocking revelations about the book is that Kevin Pietersen can read and write!
10/10/2014 • 1 minute 19 seconds
The Best Mauling News ever again!
Darren’s satirical take on whatever is making news headlines Worldwide
09/10/2014 • 1 minute 19 seconds
The Best of Mauling News
Darren’s satirical take on whatever is making news headlines.
08/10/2014 • 1 minute 18 seconds
I am bisexual - Dewani
We feel it necessary to explain to Shrien Dewani that Bisexual is men and women, not just when you pay for it #JustSaying
07/10/2014 • 1 minute 25 seconds
The Amashova is this weekend
The Oxford English Dictionary now officially includes the words "chillax" and "whatevs. We think this is quite Shweet and agree hundreds bru. Lukka.
06/10/2014 • 1 minute 24 seconds
The Best of Mauling News
Darren’s satirical take on whatever is making news headlines!
03/10/2014 • 1 minute 26 seconds
Apparently Peace Doesn't Pay
The World Summit of Nobel Peace Laureates was cancelled as 6 delegates pulled out in protest of the Dalai Lama being denied entry to SA. Hmm yeah, the problem with peace is that it doesn't make you a lot of money.
02/10/2014 • 1 minute 17 seconds
The Mauling News
An irreverent look at the news (not) making headlines!
01/10/2014 • 1 minute 19 seconds
Beyoncé had a wardrobe malfunction
Heads up. If you return home from a trip to Europe to find that your daughter in SA has lost a milk tooth. Please remind the tooth fairy not to pay HER in Euros.
30/09/2014 • 1 minute 40 seconds
Captain America film scheduled to be shot in SA
It has emerged that the extensive spending at Nkandla was focused on the chicken coop, the coop was reinforced to contain all the scapegoats.
29/09/2014 • 1 minute 20 seconds
Kanye West loves Kanye West
If you are a Pirates Bulls and ManU fan this Monday Are you feeling black and blue and a bit red in the face? #JustSaying
22/09/2014 • 1 minute 47 seconds
Simpsons or Parliament; which is funnier?
The Simpsons is the longest running animated series on TV ever. Followed closely by Parliament.
19/09/2014 • 1 minute 31 seconds
Tag Team Julius & Floyd in the (W)EFF
It would seem that the EFF's Floyd and Juju don't like asking for bathroom breaks during parlimentary proceedings. So how do they "go?"
18/09/2014 • 1 minute 47 seconds
Who wrote Blurred Lines? Not Shaggy.
Springbok flanker Francois Louw will miss the rest of the Castle Lager Rugby Championship due to a pinched nerve. Ironically louw cites this as the louw point in his career.
17/09/2014 • 1 minute 22 seconds
Second-rate soccer, (e)scape goats and flop-friends.
The secret is out; We now know where Taylor Swift finds the inspiration for her songwriting!
16/09/2014 • 1 minute 36 seconds
A kid caught commiting a crime?
Crooked kids, Merry Mancs, Scottish Specie, Mayweather's money and Chuck Norris; what more could you want in The Mauling News?
15/09/2014 • 1 minute 13 seconds
Rock fossils and Rolling Stones
The Vatican called Barry Roux to inform him that he has been nominated for a sainthood after getting a disabled man to walk.
12/09/2014 • 1 minute 29 seconds
Amnesia, persecution, cannibalism; all in one go!
Only one day after the end of his ban FC Barcelona have confirmed that Luis Suarez will be able to play against Real Madrid on 25 October. No starters, just strait to the mains.
11/09/2014 • 1 minute 35 seconds
So much for "don't kiss and tell!"
Despite Bafana vs Nigeria in CAPE TOWN... both are said to have the homeground advantage!
10/09/2014 • 1 minute 39 seconds
Our President Jacob Zuma returns from Russia. With love.
Pres Zuma returns from Russia with love in time to find out that the public protector is working for the CIA, Jill Marcus is raising bonds (James Bonds) and that earthquake from a few weeks ago has left this country shaken, not stirred.
09/09/2014 • 1 minute 42 seconds
An unfavourable weekend for sport fans in KZN
The sporting world was turned upside down this last week end; Springboks lost to Aussies, the Sharks lost to Griquas, the Cheetahs lost to Pumas and Federer & Djokovic were both knocked out of the US Open semi-finals. Thanks Bafana Bafana for throwing the sporting universe into disarray.
08/09/2014 • 1 minute 40 seconds
Dalai Lama denied entry to SA
The DA's Helen Zille is having difficulty interpreting the Spy Tapes. It appears to be her first time accessing double sided spy tape.
05/09/2014 • 1 minute 28 seconds
Chris Brown is dis functional and depressed
This Sunday Carte Blanche will reflect on the challenges facing Jacob Zuma. We weren't aware that carte Blanche was a 24 hour dedicated channel.
04/09/2014 • 1 minute 23 seconds
Chris Brown pleads guilty
The Ivory Coast approves if a football match amid Ebola fears. Players are not concerned You pass Ebola, you stop Ebola you kick Ebola egoaaaaaaaaaaala!
03/09/2014 • 1 minute 24 seconds
Most SA's are surprised at the attempted military coup in Lesotho over the weekend. Most knew you could get store bought koo but military koo is another thing altogether.
02/09/2014 • 1 minute 19 seconds
Zim historically beat Aus
Nicolas Cage has bought a 67-million-year-old dinosaur skull. I think there is something unethical about cage kept dinosaurs
01/09/2014 • 1 minute 16 seconds
Malema and EFF MPs have been suspended
The South African police services are changing their name but in a cost saving measure will keep the acronym SAPS except now it means… All revealed in today’s Mauling News
29/08/2014 • 1 minute 20 seconds
The mouth of a jelly fish is also it's anus
The WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION or WHO has told us not to fear Ebola in SA. Who made who the last word on this, why have what where and why been so quiet?
28/08/2014 • 1 minute 21 seconds
Tough day for news journalists
Yesterday was a tough day for news journalists what with Generations actors press conference, security cluster report, lonmin commission and Parliament on eff. No one knew which one was the soapie or the Drama or the reality or the horror
27/08/2014 • 1 minute 37 seconds
Happy Manchester United fans
Juju has proven what capitalists have known for years. When you owe the tax man money you have 2 options. Bankruptcy or presidency
26/08/2014 • 1 minute 32 seconds
The gay Olympics
Only one week after our 5.3 mag earthquake, San Francisco harbor in California USA Experiece a mag 6 earthquake, those damn yanks - always have to be bigger and better!
25/08/2014 • 1 minute 19 seconds
Match fixing allegations in SA rugby
Tonight Darren Maule makes his fight night debut at SMD Ballito, but Next week, Zuma and Juju go head to head in the EFF heavyweight-lightweight title of South Africa for R255million.
22/08/2014 • 1 minute 24 seconds
Eskom has a new CEO
It has been revealed why probes and rovers have been sent to mars with almost no interest in the next planet in our solar system. Who wants to be the first one to Uranus. Mauling News reports
21/08/2014 • 1 minute 48 seconds
Luis Suarez said he will never bite again
It has emerged that chuck Norris was responsible for the hole in the ozone layer, also he was the one who single handedly fixed it. Mauling News Reports
20/08/2014 • 1 minute 24 seconds
Rafael Nadal will miss the US Open
A Saudi prince while his motorcade was driving through France yesterday was robbed of $250 000 in a carjacking. The prince was shaken and vowed never to drive around with his small change ever again.
19/08/2014 • 1 minute 26 seconds
Chuck Norris was accidentally shot
Eskom has released a memo informing South Africans of what to do in the event of loadshedding... Mauling news reports
18/08/2014 • 1 minute 54 seconds
No Ebola virus in SA
It is a fact that Homosexual behavior has been found in over 1,500 different species on planet earth. Homophobia however, is found in only one. Who's evolved now? Mauling News reports
15/08/2014 • 1 minute 46 seconds
Experimental Ebola drugs in Kenya
We can be glad that the Proteas don't compete in the ashes cricket tournament if only because the hashtag on social media would be... Mauling News Reports
14/08/2014 • 1 minute 24 seconds
Snow is predicted this this weekend
Did you know - The youth league now wants disgraced ANC stalwart Pallo Jordan to receive an honorary doctorate. Mauling News reports on this issu
13/08/2014 • 1 minute 27 seconds
Caffeine is more addictive than marijuana
It's official: Grace Mugabe will enter Zimbabwean politics and did you know people generally read 25% slower on a computer screen compared to paper! Mauling News reports
12/08/2014 • 1 minute 21 seconds
Orlando Pirates fans are still sulking
It was announced that Pres Jacob Zuma will now investigate corruption... Yes and later Helen Zille will frown on... Revealed in today's Mauling News
11/08/2014 • 1 minute 35 seconds
Hawaii is preparing for first hurricane
Yesterday members of ECR were found swinging sticks and shouting unrecognizable words. To the observer it might have appeared as witchcraft, but the locals call it... All revealed in today's Mauling News
08/08/2014 • 1 minute 37 seconds
Students' black-face sparks outrage
Outrage poured out yesterday when a photo of two Pretoria girls with their faces painted black went viral. What's all the fuss, we do this all the time... Mauling News reports
07/08/2014 • 1 minute 36 seconds
Three things to do in the event of a quake
Even basic education minister, Angie Motshekga, had something something to say about the earthquake yesterday...
06/08/2014 • 1 minute 43 seconds
Zuma’s sex lies and spy tapes
Carl Pistorius now involved in a serious head on collition on the roads. These Pistorius boys either have the worst case of bad luck or the best case of bad Karma... Mauling news reports
04/08/2014 • 1 minute 20 seconds
Marvel's New Thor Is A Woman
All this fuss about a lady Thor and not a word about Superman being an illegal Alien.
18/07/2014 • 1 minute 8 seconds
Hlaudi Motsoeneng lied in his application
Just for you. The hole in a pencil sharpener that you stick a pencil into is called a "chuck." And who put the hole in every sharpener in the world?
17/07/2014 • 1 minute 36 seconds
Kanye West got booed off a stage
Did you know: The German government are considering using typewriters to beat the NSA surveillance and find out what the Former minister of police Nothing mthetwa has finally admitted
16/07/2014 • 1 minute 43 seconds
A New 'microchip contraceptive'
Breaking Mauling News: Eva Mendes is reportedly pregnant with Ryan Goslings baby.
10/07/2014 • 1 minute 27 seconds
Brazil's World Cup dreams destroyed
Breaking Mauling News: So you are telling me Germany beat Brazil in... Beach volleyball?
09/07/2014 • 1 minute 28 seconds
Swiss Mauling News Addition
The Breakfast team are broadcasting live from Switzerland – all things Swiss features in this week’s Mauling News.
07/07/2014 • 1 minute 30 seconds
The bad timing of Hurricane Author
EFF says corporate tax in SA is not enough to fit the bill for education and Hurricane Author is threatening to put a dent in the American summer holidays! Mauling News reports on the latest breaking news here:
04/07/2014 • 1 minute 33 seconds
The English language can be deceptive
Breaking #MaulingNews: Another Tour de France cyclist fails a drug test!
03/07/2014 • 1 minute 35 seconds
Maria Sharapova out of Wimbledon
SABC boss Hlaudi Motsoeneng says that him getting a Venda wife was a mistake. He explains today in Mauling News
02/07/2014 • 1 minute 24 seconds
Facebook's scores 1 billion in World Cup interactions
It seems that Kevin Anderson can't get ahead in Tennis because of the language barrier... Find out what word he struggles most with in Today's Mauling News
01/07/2014 • 1 minute 24 seconds
US is to spend 76 mil dollars
Did you know: It's is now a reality that 1,500 teens drop out of high school each day and that 20 years ago Aerosmith became the first band to release a song for online download.
30/06/2014 • 1 minute 26 seconds
Julius Malema makes a commitment
Can you guess how much the prize for first place in the FIFA world cup is? Mauling News reveals what you could buy with the winning
27/06/2014 • 1 minute 31 seconds
Platinum, steel and sugar workers can strike in SA
A spokesperson for team Scotland commented in the springboks losing beast and flip van set merwe said: All revealed in Mauling News
24/06/2014 • 1 minute 32 seconds
4 World Cup games a day
John Kerry has been asked to talk to Iranians about their conflicting ways and Russians are surprised that they weren't able to take Belgium in Brazil.
23/06/2014 • 1 minute 14 seconds
Last night Eskom declared a power emergency in SA
Sean Connery has sworn to not go back to Scotland... Find out what happened in today's Mauling News
20/06/2014 • 1 minute 22 seconds
Eskom declared a power emergency in SA
The now honourable Julius Malema was asked a few simple questions during his first foray in parliament. We asked if these springboks can beat the all blacks! This is what he had to say: