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The LoPriore Podcast

English, Music, 1 season, 166 episodes, 4 days, 14 hours, 5 minutes
About
Brothers Michael & Danny LoPriore have set out the make the funniest podcast of all time and have settled for this. Join them on their infinite quest for podcast supremacy as they spare the lives of no one who crosses them. If you don't listen to this show, something is wrong with you, not them, figure your life out bro.
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#163: Danny Lost His Beard (New Episode Tomorrow Too)

On this episode, Danny is absolutely distraught about accidentally messing up his beard forcing him to shave it all off, he talks comedy in the midwest and more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/15/202447 minutes, 41 seconds
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#162: Bald Is Beautiful

We talk about conjoined twins doing the nasty, Mike losing his mind over baldness and Danny loses his over dogs, enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/2/20241 hour, 31 minutes, 45 seconds
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#161: Diddy is Done

On this episode, we talk about Diddy being raided, the Kendrick diss, our favorite white songs of all time & much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/27/20241 hour, 53 minutes, 40 seconds
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#160: Rizz or Tizz?

On this episode, we talk about finance bros on IG, weird movies from our childhood, dating shows & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/19/20241 hour, 46 minutes, 26 seconds
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Mike Robs A Place?

On this episode, we talk about how Michael almost commits armed robbery, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Weird summer jobs & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/12/20241 hour, 36 minutes, 35 seconds
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#158: What's Up Your Butt?

On this episode, we discuss the food that we hate, a gay president, Mike's twitch career and Danny throws up all over his doctor. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/6/20241 hour, 45 minutes, 12 seconds
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#157: The Big Boob Theory

On this episode, Danny cracks a theory, shows off his medicine box, complains about diarrhea and more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/6/202441 minutes, 30 seconds
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#156: Catching Up

On this episode, Danny gives an update to whats going on in his life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/20/202446 minutes, 3 seconds
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#155: Special Ed Adventures

On this episode, we talk about our favorite special ed field trips, the super bowl, Usher touching Danny's wife & more! Enjoy I guess? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/13/20241 hour, 46 minutes, 15 seconds
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#154: Jam Session Supreme

On this episode, Danny & Jared Jam Out Hard! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/6/20241 hour, 8 minutes, 31 seconds
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#153: Vince McMahon Is A Monster

On this episode, we discuss the Vince McMahon drama, Meg The Stallion vs Nicki Minaj, our Mount Rushmores of boobies and butts. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/30/20241 hour, 37 minutes, 2 seconds
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#152: Dave The Diver

On this episode, Danny is addicted to the video game Dave The Diver, Jared makes a big announcement & more enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/24/20241 hour, 18 minutes, 9 seconds
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#151: The Jewish Tunnels

During a snow storm, the boys answer somes hard questions, talk about the jewish tunnels in NYC, selling drugs and more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/16/20241 hour, 51 minutes, 45 seconds
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#150: Ben Affleck Stole My Dad's Movie

On this episode were joined by our Dad Danny Sr., we talk about his life and upbringing, his sports reporting career, the mafia & neighborhood legends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/9/20241 hour, 39 minutes, 46 seconds
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#149: Gyspy Rose Blanchard Is Free

On this episode, we talk about so much cray stuff i dont even know where to begin honestly. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/4/20242 hours, 12 minutes, 2 seconds
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#148: New Year's Resolutions

On this episode, the boys discuss whether or not they'll complete their new years resolutions, we talk about Diddy being a nut job weirdo freak & more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/26/20231 hour, 30 seconds
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#147: Who Hates Christmas?!?

On this episode, Jared hates Christmas, we talk about our favorite gifts we've ever gotten, what christmas was like in our house growing up & more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/19/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 19 seconds
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#146: What's The Best Breakfast Food Ever?

On this episode, all the boys are in studio. Talking pancakes, waffles, getting milked, nasty mamis', acceptable texts from the opposite sex and such! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/12/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 27 seconds
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#145: GTA 6 is here...Kinda.

On this episode, we discuss the GTA 6 trailer and what we expect from the long anticipated game! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/6/20231 hour, 41 minutes, 6 seconds
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#144: I'm Afraid of the Dentist

On this episode, all the boys are back in town. Its great to be back in studio. Lets get weird Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/28/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 1 second
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#143: Happy Thanksgiving!

On thi episode, Michael and Jared cover for Danny while hes on the road, and things get weird! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/23/20231 hour, 37 minutes, 53 seconds
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#142: Kim Kardashian Loves Mediums

On this episode, Danny is here! Talking about stand up comedy, Mario Lopez being mexican, Kim K loving mediums, queer eye for the straight guy and more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/15/202351 minutes, 27 seconds
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#141: What's The Saddest Movie of All Time?

On this episode, we just talk about the most incredibly sad things, its hilarious. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/7/20232 hours, 19 minutes, 54 seconds
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#140: What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?

On this episode, the boys discuss their favorite scary movies, dressing up for halloween, weird pets & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/31/20231 hour, 40 minutes, 54 seconds
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#139: Danny's New York City Show!

On this episode, Danny's big show is coming up! Danny & Michael are back in the studio, talking anxiety, Drake's album, superpowers, lying to people on airplanes & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/24/20231 hour, 28 minutes, 44 seconds
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#138: Is Magic Sexual?

On this special episode, Danny sings a bunch of songs sent in by the audience! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/19/202346 minutes, 21 seconds
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#137: THE Haunted Hotel

On this episode, Danny zooms from his haunted hotel room in London, the boys talk about ghosts, bed bugs, Elian Gonzalez & more! enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/10/202356 minutes, 14 seconds
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#136: Are We Good Brothers?

On this episode, Danny asks Jared some hard hitting questions, Michael has covid & Danny hates carnival workers. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/3/20231 hour, 29 minutes, 19 seconds
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#135: Do You Believe In Heaven?

On this episode, Jared and Michael fill in for Danny and have an amazing discussion about life,marriage,children, heaven, hell, mental health & obviously, make a banger. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/26/20231 hour, 58 minutes, 30 seconds
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#134: Stay Prayed Up

On this episode, we talk about Mark Wahlberg saying he could save the world and be a cop. Mexican statues, missing jets, some of our favorite movies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/19/20231 hour, 24 minutes, 3 seconds
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#133: Who's Your First Crush?

On this episode, the whole gang is back together, guessing celeb ages, talking wrestling, crushes on our sisters friends & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/12/20231 hour, 29 minutes, 12 seconds
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#132: Danny's Wife Is Here

On this episode, the newlyweds answer some of your marriage questions & review their wedding day! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/5/20231 hour, 44 minutes, 59 seconds
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#131: Selling Our Farts

On this episode, the boys talk about selling gas, old school r&b and whats the biggest lies they've ever told. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/29/20231 hour, 30 minutes, 53 seconds
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#130: What's The Weirdest Dream You've Ever Had?

On this episode, we talk about weird doctors, high school stories, Danny's weird dreams, Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/22/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 38 seconds
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#129: Obama Said What??

On this episode, Danny talks about his first year in stand up, how much he hates his dog, Obamas letter to his ex girlfriend & much more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/15/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 46 seconds
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128: Alabama River Brawl

On this episode, Danny & Jared discuss the Montgomery River Brawl, Lizzo being sued, being fat, what we would do with 1.5 billion dollars and more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/8/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 22 seconds
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127: Costco or BJ's, That Is The Question...

On this episode, the boys discuss the Costco and BJs and which one slaps more, Travis Scott's new album, Drake dissing Pusha T, Our crazy grandparents and more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/1/20231 hour, 21 minutes
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#126: Humans vs, Animals

On this episode, the boys discuss what animals they could and could not kill with their barehands. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/26/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 43 seconds
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#125: TikTok's Newest Trend

On this episode, we discuss serial killers, Danny's butt, meeting T-Pain and TikTok's new NPC Trend. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/18/20231 hour, 51 minutes, 11 seconds
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#124: Is Jonah Hill Wrong?

On this episode, we talk about the Jonah Hill controversy, Our favorite cars, gangsta rap, STDs and more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/11/20232 hours, 7 minutes, 28 seconds
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#123: Is a Hotdog a Sandwich?

On this episode, we have the epic discussion for the 4th of July. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Enjoy! America rocks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/4/20231 hour, 18 minutes, 2 seconds
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#122: Jim Carrey or Robin WIlliams?

On this episode, Jared officially becomes a member of the show, WE ARE REBRANDED AND READY TO FREAK! We debate who has better movies, Jim Carrey or Robin Williams? Summer Dong, Danny having a prenup, sick babies and of course...the submarine. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/27/20231 hour, 54 minutes, 48 seconds
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#121: HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!

On this episode, Danny makes a huge announcement about the future of the podcast, we talk about God, chocolate, video games, movies & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/13/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 7 seconds
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Episode 119: Will VR Kill Your Family?

On this episode, we talk about the new Apple Vision Pro headset and how its insanely expensive. Danny recaps his wedding and more. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/6/20231 hour, 25 minutes, 34 seconds
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Danny Gets Married FINAL PART

On this episode, we talk about finding fame again, Being an uncle to non blood related kids, and our cat having babies which was gross. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/30/202355 minutes, 44 seconds
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Danny Gets Married Pt.2

Last weeks episode continues...enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/23/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 18 seconds
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#118: Danny Gets Married Pt.1

On this episode, Danny is getting married and wonders if he'll be a good husband. Michael Jays it until the sun comes up. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/17/20231 hour, 32 seconds
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#117: Is Lying Ok...Sometimes?

On this episode Danny saves a baby on a plane. Michael talks about his fears, Danny is getting married soon & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/9/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 57 seconds
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#116: A Panic Attack On Stage

On this episode, Danny has a panic attack on the road during his comedy tour. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/6/20231 hour, 23 minutes, 37 seconds
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#115: Pete Davidson Pushed A Guy

On this episode, Pete Davidson pushes a handsy guy, Don Lemon vs Tucker Carlson, and we talk about our Albanian friends. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/25/20231 hour, 56 minutes, 8 seconds
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#114: Sexism Is Killing Podcasts

On this episode, we talk about high school, smoking weed for the first time & how toxic podcasts are becoming. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/19/20231 hour, 21 minutes, 11 seconds
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#113: Living With Tourettes Syndrome

On this episode, we talk about if we would eat each other to survive, Mike's Tourettes, UFC 287 & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/11/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 59 seconds
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#112: Wrestlemania Was Lit

On this episode, we call our Dad with a weird question, we talk about Wrestlemania and play a wild game of Jenga! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/4/20231 hour, 37 minutes, 19 seconds
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#111: AMA feat. Jared LoPriore

On this episode, Jared fills in for Michael who has poop probz. We do a patreon AMA and we have extensive talk about hip hop/list our top 5 rappers of all time. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/28/20231 hour, 26 minutes, 56 seconds
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#110: Is Heaven Real?

On this episode, we discuss heaven, the creation of peanut butter & Trump getting arrested possibly? Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/21/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 53 seconds
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#109: The Oscars Were So Boring

On this episode, we discuss how long and boring the Oscars were, Danny has a butt twitch and we celebrate Michael's birthday, ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/14/20231 hour, 16 minutes, 21 seconds
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#108: Is Chris Rock A B!tch?

On this episode we discuss Chris Rock's new special addressing the Will Smith slap heard around the world. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/7/20231 hour, 35 minutes, 20 seconds
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#107: Who Could Last Longer in a UFC Fight?

On this episode, Dustin Poirier comes on the show & tells us how long it would take for him to kick our a$$, we talk about Michael B. Jordan being corny, Jake Paul vs. Tommy Fury, the Murdaugh Murders, ANTMAN & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/28/20231 hour, 27 minutes, 58 seconds
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#106: How Dumb Are You?

On this episode, Michael and Danny finally realize that they are dumb. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/21/20231 hour, 28 minutes, 32 seconds
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#105: Rihanna VERZUZ Beyonce?

On this episode, Mike takes on the world alone, Danny is sick...again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/14/20231 hour, 30 minutes, 26 seconds
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#104: Netflix Sucks

On this episode, we talk about Netflix taking away our American right to share passwords, AI taking over the world, being in special ed and weird bible verses. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/7/20232 hours, 3 minutes, 29 seconds
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#103: LoPriore Improv Special

On this episode, we kinda just wung it. Wung it? Is Wung a word? Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/31/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 38 seconds
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#102: The Newlywed Game

On this episode, Michael and Danny try to see which brother knows the other more, when they play the "Newlywed Game"! Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/24/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 48 seconds
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#101: Are Pubes Gross?

Do you care if your partner doesn't shave their pubes? What about armpits? Danny's finger goes up his butt btw. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/23/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 21 seconds
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#100: OUR 100TH EPISODE!!!

On this episode, ITS OUR 100TH EPISODE!!! We have a new set up, a new intro song and have a good ol' fashioned fun time talking about fighting animals. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/10/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 35 seconds
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#099: Danny Poops His Pants...Again

On this episode, our ADD is at an all time, what else is new? Danny tells a story about how he almost died. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/3/20231 hour, 29 minutes, 45 seconds
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#098: What Are Your New Years Resolutions?

On this episode, we discuss our Christmas' , weirdly expensive toys, baby pictures, our new years resolutions & more! , Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/27/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 9 seconds
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#097: Merry Christmas,...Everyone!

On this episode, we talk Christmas gifts, Christmas songs and some insanely funny nonsense. Im so tired writing this summary. I can't remember what we even talked about. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/20/20221 hour, 20 minutes, 43 seconds
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#096: JARED IS BACK!!!

On this episode, our brother Jared is back in NY for a bit so we catch up! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/13/20221 hour, 52 minutes, 58 seconds
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#095: Is Lex Fridman A Spy?

On this episode, we try to see if Lex Fridman is actually a spy, Danny talks about his live shows & more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/6/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 2 seconds
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#094: LoPriore Concert Time!

On this episode, we do a 30 minute long freestyle. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/29/20222 hours, 20 minutes, 43 seconds
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#093: Let's Chat Roulette!!!

On this episode, Danny goes on may side quests for a strange old man, we go on chat roulette because Michael has a friend he met on there 13 years ago and has never met the man in real life...what? yeah. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/22/20221 hour, 18 minutes, 48 seconds
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#092: Is Stand Up Comedy Dead?

On this episode, Danny is sick and sounds like Zordon from the power rangers, we talk about UFC 281, THE FUTURE of the show, Danny's show at Carolines, Michael's sobriety & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/16/20221 hour, 51 minutes, 45 seconds
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#091: WE'RE ADDICTED TO CALL OF DUTY

On this episode, we talk about the craziness of COD lobbies, meta making a headset that actually kills you & more!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/9/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 44 seconds
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#090: MICHAEL RETURNS!!!

On this episode, Michael returns and talks about his mental & physical health status, we talk about life, Kanye's recent news headlines, Jake Paul vs Anderson Silva & of course, weiners. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/1/20222 hours, 28 minutes, 55 seconds
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#089: My Fiancée is HERE!

On this episode, Danny is joined by his lovely fiancee Selena! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/24/20222 hours, 14 minutes, 49 seconds
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#088: Danny Does a Musical Challenge

On this episode, Danny sings for the audience and users their topics/ideas to make some bangers, enjoy! #thelopriorepodcast LISTEN TO THE SHOW!!: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1H7fFhRosFm5sOeXabEQLB Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lopriore-podcast/id1550884342 Join The Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thelopriorepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/14/20221 hour, 4 minutes
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#087: Joe Santagato is HERE!

On this episode, Joe sits in for Michael and things obviously go off the rails. Everything from Hailey Bieber to kids falling out of trees....yeah. ENJOY THE REUNION GUYS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/3/20221 hour, 47 minutes, 56 seconds
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#086: Have You Ever Sent Nudes?

On this episode, we talk about sending nudes, Mike hooks up with a girl with a hairy butt, being fat, Mike's tourettes, our Mom's potty mouth & more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/20/20222 hours, 13 minutes, 53 seconds
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#085: Ray J Exposes Kim Kardashian

On this episode, we discuss the Queen passing, the cure for cancer, chandeliers, Ray J exposing Kim Kardashian & much much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/13/20222 hours, 11 minutes, 27 seconds
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#084: Boofing Beers With The Boys

On this episode, we make a patreon on goal to boof beers, we talk about how scary space is, Ben Affleck speaking spanish, pro wrestling & much much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/6/20221 hour, 24 minutes, 6 seconds
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Episode #083: Have You Ever Been Catfished?

On this episode, we discuss Danny's IBS, Michael being catfished, Manti T'eo's documentary & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/30/20221 hour, 20 minutes, 54 seconds
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#082: Would You Bang Your Best Friend?

On this episode, we discuss having sex with our best friends for their last wish, We talk about Mike having weird dreams, gorillas ripping our bholes like paper, who would be in our myspace top 8 & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/23/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 53 seconds
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#081: Danny's Stand Up Debut

On this episode, Danny goes into great detail on what it was like to perform for the first in front of two sold out crowds as he take his first leap towards becoming a stand up comedian. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/16/20221 hour, 18 minutes, 51 seconds
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Episode #080: If We Were President For A Day

On this episode we discuss what we would do as the president of the United States. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/9/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 9 seconds
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#079: Danny Has Skeletons In His Closet

On this episode, Danny tells some untold crazy stories, Michael has a horrible trip after smoking a bong, meets a racist parrot, We see which one of us would play a gay character in a movie and much more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/2/20221 hour, 31 minutes, 58 seconds
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#078: Who's Your Top 5, Girls & Guys?

On this episode, we talked about measuring our Ds, steroids in baseball & if we can still listen to R.Kelly, & what top 3 celebs do we want to sleep with, Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/26/20221 hour, 30 minutes, 4 seconds
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#077: Making Love To Robots

On this episode we talk about drugs, making love to robots, Michael reads a poem, we talk about Jesus and other things, ya know,, like slurpees & stuff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/19/20221 hour, 21 minutes, 57 seconds
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#076: What Would You Do With A Billion Dollars?

On thia episode, we talk about the most ridiculous things we would do with unlimited money, Mike eats asian chips, Danny gets a sunburn, we talk about the Wright Brothers, and we look at our parents 23&Me accounts. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/12/20221 hour, 50 minutes, 31 seconds
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#075: What's The Best Chip Of All Time (FINAL VERSION)

On this episode we rate the greatest chips of all time! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/6/20221 hour, 47 minutes, 19 seconds
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#074: We're Murderers

On this episode, Mike returns, we talk about killing bugs, Hottest ladies of the 80's, Its our mom's birthday, cheating, red pubes and stuff. idk enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/28/20221 hour, 57 minutes, 49 seconds
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#073: Danny Does Stand Up...I Guess

On this episode, Danny flies solo, does an impromptu stand up set discussing Joe Biden falling off his bike, getting his gift for his Dad stolen & more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/21/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 41 seconds
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#072: Is Danny Still Fat?

On this episode, Danny loses weight but is he still fat? Michael tells acid trip stories and we reveal each states favorite soda! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/14/20221 hour, 22 minutes
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Episode #071: T-Pain Gives Mike A Diamond Chain

On this episode Mike gets a gift from T-Pain...yes that T-Pain, we talk about talking during sex, letting our girls have OnlyFans feet accounts, Mike's favorite things of all time, Sports...yes SPORTS! & much much more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/7/20221 hour, 53 minutes, 31 seconds
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#070: Stranger Things Returns

On this episode, we talk about the new season of Stranger Things, old movie voices, low T energy, Mona Lisa getting cake faced & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/31/20221 hour, 46 minutes, 36 seconds
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#069: Logan Paul Is Running For President

On this episode, Danny has a crazy run in at a doctors office, Logan Paul is running for President, Mike gets cheated on & more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/24/20222 hours, 16 minutes, 12 seconds
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#068: Girls Poop Too…Kinda

On this episode, we discuss some serious topics, including the Buffalo shooting, we play "Like dat? I don't like dat." Good date ideas, Kendrick's new album, Drake vs Kendrick... & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/17/20222 hours, 20 minutes, 52 seconds
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#067: Amber Heard vs. Johnny Depp

On this episode we have a sleepover, we discuss the weirdest legends from our hometown of Hastings, Canelo's loss, Kevin Samuels' death, we call our cousin, we discuss the Amber Heard vs. Johnny Depp trial, sleepover stories & much more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/10/20222 hours, 20 minutes, 33 seconds
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#066: Michael & Danny Answer The Internet

On this episode, we answer Patreon questions! Michael gets vaxxed and gets flamed for it, Danny goes to a wedding in Pittsburgh, gets stabbed by his dad and grandpa, Pete Davidson being an impulsive weirdo & much much more! Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/3/20221 hour, 58 minutes, 6 seconds
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#065: Danny Has COVID

Welp. Danny has COVID. We decided to post the pay the price Patreon exclusive and a brand new episode at the same damn time. Congrats and Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/26/20222 hours, 39 minutes, 32 seconds
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#064: Too Old For Coachella

On this episode, Danny gets canceled for his Coachella cut off age, Michael finds something interesting on a walk, we talk about Bats weiners, music, having children & our desert island movies! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/19/20222 hours, 36 minutes, 20 seconds
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#063: Pay The Price...Again

On this episode, Danny is addicted to Elden Ring, UFC, TV shows & we play Pay The Price again. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/12/20221 hour, 26 minutes, 4 seconds
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#062: Are God & Science The Same Thing?

On this episode, we come up with some awesome invention ideas, Is God, science? We tell stories of our criminal pasts, weird porn, crashing cars & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/5/20222 hours, 7 minutes, 4 seconds
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#061: Will Smith Is Insane

On this episode, we talk about Will Smith smacking Chris Rock, Danny has an unrealistic bucket list, our mom going to college with us, Crazy Mike & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/29/20222 hours, 29 minutes, 14 seconds
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#060: Bad Vegan

On this episode, we cover so many topics I don't even know where to begin. We talk about Netflix's new popular documentary "Bad Vegan", we fart super loud into mics, we talk about 2000s hip hop, we celebrate Mike's birthday and Danny has diarrhea. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/22/20222 hours, 16 minutes, 5 seconds
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#059: Danny Fights On An Airplane

Michael is sick, so Danny takes us on a solo trip. He discusses Michael's birthday, how Michael beat him up as a kid, his journey to and from Florida, being approached by a vegan warrior, sitting next to sick people on a plane, takes some questions from fans & much more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/16/20222 hours, 21 minutes, 31 seconds
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#058: Living With Tourettes

On this episode, Mike explains what living with Tourettes is like, Danny sees Batman, Mike is addicted to Elden Ring, Danny hanging out with Joe, Netflix documentaries about freaky neighbors, Danny has to poop mid show & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/8/20222 hours, 41 minutes, 37 seconds
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#057: The Time Our Dad Died

On this episode, we talk about our Dad's near death experience, how we singlehandedly saved Hank The Tank, Danny's near death experience, evolution, Ukraine & Putin and so much more, enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/1/20222 hours, 30 minutes, 4 seconds
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#056: Are We Real Men?

On this episode, we discuss Brock Lesnar being a real man, Mike changing diapers, Mike's first panic attack, Danny being beaten by his fiancee , a fat ass bear, diplo stealing our song & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/22/20221 hour, 38 minutes, 22 seconds
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#055: The Tinder Swindler

On this episode, we discuss The Tinder Swindler, Kanye's latest attempts to "control his narrative.." the Super Bowl, Porn Hub comments game & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/15/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 6 seconds
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#054: TikTok Live is Weird AF!

On this episode, we discuss the disgusting forum know as "TikTok Live" , what did Jesus smell like, Kanye & Kim's recently IG spat & Shakespeare spitting fire bars. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/8/20221 hour, 53 minutes, 41 seconds
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#053: Are We Gaslighting?

On this episode, we try to find out if we're gaslighters, we also try to understand what gaslighting even is. ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/1/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 12 seconds
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#052: West Elm Caleb

On this episode we talk about ghosting/ west elm Caleb, Danny's new meds, we cover a classic, Michael makes another bet, Karens, Danye West is here & more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/25/20222 hours, 10 minutes, 38 seconds
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Episode #051: What's Up Your Butt?

On this episode, we talk about butt stuff, Tony Soprano opens Pokemon cards & we do an AMA, Enjoy!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/18/20221 hour, 41 minutes, 11 seconds
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Episode #050: LIVE SHOW PART 2

Part 2 is here! Michael and I go crazy on this one, enjoy!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/12/20221 hour, 46 minutes, 35 seconds
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Intro Songs Compilation Episodes #001 - #049

On this episode, its not an episode...all bangers. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/12/20222 hours, 46 minutes
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Episode #050: LIVE SHOW Part 1

Part 1 of our 50th Anniversary! Danny goes live and does a bunch of songs! Tells doctor stories & MORE! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/12/20222 hours, 6 minutes, 9 seconds
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EPISODED #049: HIGH SCHOOL WAS ROUGH!

On this episode, we talk about high school nicknames, gay rappers & play a game called "This or That?"ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/5/20221 hour, 17 minutes, 36 seconds
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EPISODE #048: JARED IS BACK...AGAIN.

On this COVID filled episode, we are joined by Jared while Danny is stuck in Florida. Danny details his story driving to Florida from NY, we catch us with Jared and his lifestyle down in Miami, and play a question game. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/28/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 3 seconds
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Episode #047: Mike's Crappy Christmas

On this episode, we do a gift exchange and talk about our favorite Christmas songs and movies! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/21/20211 hour, 37 minutes, 2 seconds
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Episode #046: Old Music Was Creepy AF

On this episode, we go back in time to see the creepiest songs ever recorded in the history of music! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/14/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 42 seconds
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Episode #045: North Korea Be Trippin'

On this episode, we talk about Kim Jong Un outlawing leather jackets & killing the Squid Game smuggler. We also make an awesome holiday movie trailer & more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/7/20211 hour, 35 minutes, 24 seconds
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Episode #44: PokeSex

On this episodes we take some quizzes and give Pokemon sex names...Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/30/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 41 seconds
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Episode #043: Onion Nips

On this episode, we talk about Michael sucking onion nips, how gross New York City is, our drunk friend & more, Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/23/20211 hour, 22 minutes, 51 seconds
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Episode #042: Pay The Price

On this episode, we play Joe Santagato and Greg Dybec's game "Pay The Price" Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/16/202156 minutes, 2 seconds
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#041: Danny Steps In Doo Doo

On this episode, Danny gets a squishy surprise, Michael talks about body rights, we make another latino banger & much more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/9/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 4 seconds
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#040: Zuck's Metaverse

On this episode, we discuss Mark Zuckerberg's "Meta" verse & his love for Sweet Baby Ray's. Who would win in a nerd off, Elon or Mark. We slap each others butts as hard as we can & much more! Enjoy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/2/20211 hour, 27 minutes, 20 seconds
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#039: Dave Chappelle vs. The World

On this episode, we talk about Dave Chappelle vs. Cancel Culture, the Alec Baldwin shooting & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/26/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 57 seconds
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Episode #038: Peeing Your Pants

On this episode, we talk about who would give better BJ's, peeing our pants, fighting small dudes, Halloween Kills, the new Batman trailer & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/19/20211 hour, 47 minutes, 6 seconds
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Episode #037: Dirty Street Rats

On this episode, Danny talks about his trip to Europe, Game of Thrones, how gross dudes are & Michael finds old raps he wrote in jail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/12/20211 hour, 40 minutes, 18 seconds
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#036: Is Santa Claus Dead?

On this episode, we talk about the mystery of Santa Claus, how old will your kids be when you tell them he isnt real, when to throw down versus a new "challenger", Michael's relationship with religion & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/5/20212 hours, 27 minutes, 6 seconds
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#035: If You Can"t Beat 'Em...

On the episode, we look at the weirdest dating websites on the planet, Danny takes about his fan meet up, R.Kelly, a fan sends up a gift & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/28/20211 hour, 37 minutes, 13 seconds
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#034: Finger Sucking Foods

On this episode, we discuss love making with household items, The Gabby Petito story & what foods we enjoy sucking off our fingers, enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/21/20211 hour, 48 minutes, 9 seconds
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#033: The Boys Go Ghost Hunting

 On this episode, we open some pokemon cards, talk about fetishes, the 20th anniversary of 9/11, SEAL Team 6 & more! Enjoy  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/14/20211 hour, 46 minutes, 6 seconds
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#32: LoPriores Are All Elite

On this episode, we discuss "Certified Lover Boy", the new Spider Man trailer, AEW's last pay per view, street performers, old cartoons & dinner with Jay-Z. ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/7/20211 hour, 32 minutes, 29 seconds
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#31: America Is HORNED UP!

On this episode, we discuss Michael smoking angel dust, which countries are the horniest, weird friend sleepovers and fighting to the death! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/31/20211 hour, 33 minutes, 46 seconds
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#030: Humans Are Aliens

 On this episode, we dive deep into our insecurities, cheating, Drake vs. Kanye, Danny gets followed, the possibility of humans being aliens & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/24/20212 hours, 20 minutes, 9 seconds
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#029: Gangstas Can Change

On this episode, we make an absolute banger, we talk about how much we hate bad waiters, we talk about elephant breasts, Michael cuts his sack open...this episode is insane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/17/20212 hours, 9 minutes, 15 seconds
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#028: Danny's Gallon Challenge

On this episode, Danny drinks an entire gallon of water in less than 2 hours, we set up our best VERZUZ match ups, we talk DONDA, we also take. series of tests to see what our deal is LOL. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/10/20211 hour, 47 minutes, 38 seconds
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#027: Creepy Teachers

 On this episode, things are a little different. Danny might have Covid & the biggest zit of all time. We talk our weird lumpy bodies, creepy teachers & more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/3/20212 hours, 1 minute, 39 seconds
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#026: Danny Almost Dies

 On this episode, Danny almost dies visiting a waterfall, Mike has an STD scare, we talk about the state of hip hop, Kanye's new album & more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/27/20212 hours, 10 minutes, 41 seconds
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#025: Would You Pee On Me?

 On this episode, we start off with a banger of a song, Michael guesses celebrity heights, Bezos in space, oily ducks, we call patrons and ask them weird questions & much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/20/20211 hour, 43 minutes, 25 seconds
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#024: Finding Love..In Jail.

 On this episode, we talk about the crazy world of Jail Pen Pals, Michael's type of lady, people lying about their happiness on social media & more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/13/20212 hours, 7 minutes, 9 seconds
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#023: Dad & Danny Go to Church

 On this episode, Michael is sick, so my father Danny Sr. fills in for him. We talk the bible, sex, lies & Rock n' Roll. We talk drugs in sports, his sports writing career & much more. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/6/20212 hours, 58 minutes, 44 seconds
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#022: Mike Hates Family Stuff

On this episode, we talk about porn, obviously. Sexy ass man beards, Mike's fears and hate for family gatherings, anxiety and more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/29/20212 hours, 8 minutes, 21 seconds
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#021: Lick My Ears...Hard.

On this episode, we talk about the ASMR world of vigorous ear licking & answer the patrons questions! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/22/20212 hours, 11 minutes, 41 seconds
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#020: Mueve Ese Culo ( Move That A$$)

 On this episode, we talk about smelling our grundles, our bouts with depression and anxiety, Danny's bipolar, Bo Burnham's Inside, Sweet Tooth, dating someone with mental health issues & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/15/20212 hours, 3 minutes, 10 seconds
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#019: Huntin' For Charizard

On this episode, we continue our hunt for Charizard, Danny up's the Patreon ante, we discuss Logan Paul vs. Mayweather, Pride Month & more. Enjoy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/8/20211 hour, 28 minutes, 56 seconds
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#018: Our Best Episode Yet

 On this episode we cover it all, 69, things actually get pretty deep but also extremely hilarious, we talk about historical heroes cheating on their wives, why they get passes, The stupid Knicks & Trae Young, cancel culture, rich people not giving their kids money, Mike's hate for Jesse Eisenberg, how stupid the show Pawn Stars is & much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/1/20212 hours, 12 minutes, 31 seconds
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#017: Would You Date a Homeless Person?

On this episode, we ask, would you date a homeless person? We talk about Adrian's Kickback, how dumb shuffling is, weird AIRBNBs & MUCH MORE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/25/20212 hours, 37 seconds
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#016: Gotta Catch 'Em All!!!

   On this episode, we open Pokemon cards as 30 year old men...yeah. We also do a massive Patreon fan Q&A! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/18/20212 hours, 36 minutes, 23 seconds
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#015: Michael Almost Dies

On this episode, Michael almost dies from eating the hottest Gummy Bear in the world, we rank our top Robin Williams and Jim Carrey Movies, Danny shows off his new gold teeth & our Dad makes an emergency guest appearance after Michael dies, enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/11/20212 hours, 30 minutes, 1 second
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Episode #014: Call Him Daddy

On this episode, our Dad calls in, we talk about Kombucha and how much it sucks, Danny gives Mike a gift & much more! Enjoy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/4/20212 hours, 42 minutes, 8 seconds
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Episode #013: Are We Scientologists??

On this episode, we talk about Mike fighting a roach to the death & a roach being called a "longipenis" we take a scientology personality test, we talk about paranormal experiences in our lives, The Oscars being mad weird & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/27/20212 hours, 13 minutes, 7 seconds
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Episode #012: 4/20 Blaze It

On this episode, our season finale, we set it off with a 4/20 track, talk about how weed makes us anxious, our mom calls in and tells us who her favorite child is, we talk to a patron who got paid to let a guy lick her dirty shoe & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/20/20212 hours, 2 minutes, 58 seconds
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Episode #011: Long Live The Dog

On this episode, our Mom decided she wanted to produce the show, we talk about Danny's Covid shot round two, someone stealing all his money, living in South Jersey, Our Dad's endowment, Tom Hanks not wanting to kiss Antonio Banderas & we pay tribute to life of one of our favorite artists, Earl "DMX" Simmons. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/13/20212 hours, 45 minutes, 47 seconds
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Episode #010: Jared Is HERE!!!

On this episode, we're joined by our super hot brother Jared. We talk about Jared's move to Miami and how he's adjusting life. We dropped some UK Drill, we do a MASSIVE FAN Q&A, we get Jared to tell some crazy stories about our parents, Michael not answering the door when Jared came to visit, Bhad Babie's OnlyFans & More! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/6/20212 hours, 30 minutes, 13 seconds
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Episode #009: Danny Is Ursula...Yeah.

On this episode, our Patreon reached 200 subs, so Danny dresses up as Ursula from The Little Mermaid, we talk about statues having small dongs and look up the reason why, Jake Paul vs. Ben Askren, the Evergreen boat, Michael hooks up with a 50 year old woman, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch controversy & MUCH MORE, Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/30/20211 hour, 43 minutes, 8 seconds
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Episode #008: The Legend of Toast Girl

#TheLoPriorePodcast On this episode, Michael tells his infamous toast girl story, we talk about President Biden's tumble, Kylie's GoFundMe controversy, we make a fire reggaeton song, when's the last time Michael had sex, threesomes, open relationships & more...Enjoy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/23/20212 hours, 8 minutes, 30 seconds
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Episode #007 - How OCD...Are We??

On this episode, we test Michael's OCD, we talk about Michael's birthday, old school rappers, knocking on neighbors doors, weird children's toys, we leave a patron a sexy voice mail, The Power Rangers curse, Last Chance U & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/16/20212 hours, 5 minutes, 15 seconds
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Episode #006​ - That's One Sexy Bunny

On this episode, we discuss Lola Bunny's "makeover", Michael dealing with his Tourette's Syndrome, Girls double farting, we have our first ever Patreon phone call, weird school assemblies & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/9/20211 hour, 48 minutes, 27 seconds
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Episode #005 - All Hail King Michael

On this episode, we talked about how weird Kings were, The elevator girl documentary, our Dad killing us, picklephobia, plastic surgery, panic attacks from coffee, peeing in the shower & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/2/20211 hour, 53 minutes, 27 seconds
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Episode #004 - Uncut Pens

On this episode, we talk about Jared making us fight each other, our uncut pens, Mike's baldness and Tony Soprano recruits Hulk Hogan into the family. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/22/20211 hour, 48 minutes, 13 seconds
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Episode #003 - "Did You Just Assault Me?"

On this episode, Michael and Danny talk about Karens, first dates, how cheap Mike is and much much more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/15/20211 hour, 29 minutes, 56 seconds
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Episode #002 - La Cooka Ratcha

On this episode, Michael & Danny discuss their Vine fame, their impact on social media history, Michael's fight with a monstrous cockroach & and smash each other in the face with snowballs, Enjoy!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/8/20211 hour, 37 minutes, 1 second
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Episode #001: "Jizzadoo"

The first episode of "The LoPriore Podcast" is finally HERE! Join Michael & Danny on their quest to fulfill all of your podcast fantasies! On this episode, they talk about beating it in a house full of people, making out with girls with no teeth, professional wrestling and of course getting beat by their parents! Enjoy & Than Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/27/20211 hour, 46 minutes, 26 seconds