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The Horny Housewife

English, Social, 1 season, 190 episodes, 6 days, 20 hours, 29 minutes
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The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping question. IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast CONFESS/REQUEST *anon* www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com (http://www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com). // Business Inquires : [email protected]
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177- toys for prostate stimulation, marrying your first, sex as an over thinker, & she probably didn't cum ft. Abigail Jensen

Today we are joined with Abigail Jensen aka @vibeslut and co-host of the Rat Girls podcast- we chat how to tell your partner you arent achieving the big O, getting present during sex as an overthinker, and if she could let men know one thing about sex what would it be?! We chat about her own personal relationship (and ex's), her grooming habits, her love of vibrators and more! Todays listener questions include toy recommendations for a wifey looking to stimulate her mans prostate internally (see below), a husband who married his high school girlfriend who wants to explore more (and so does wifey maybe)..is he broken or will this longing ever become reality? Listen to Rat Girls podcast on Apple Podcasts. Follow todays guest Abby Jenson @vibeslut Want more content? Bonus episodes( & audio erotica) over at the PATREON. www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout to get your first month supply FREE, just pay shipping at www.bluechew.com Beducated: Get 24 hours FREE all access + 50% off yearly pass using code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/jordyn-birthday Uberlube: Receive 10% off+ FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at checkout at uberlube.com Flure: Go to www.Flure.com or download the Flure app in your app store. Toys Recommended for stimulating male g-spot externally; The Bootie - simple,great for beginners, the shape is everything here The Duke - vibrates! Magic Missile Vibrating Ribbed Prostate Massager - (use code "housewife10" for a discount! ) Aneros Helix Syn Trident Silicone Prostate Massager - on the thinner side; great for beginners 10/10 - use code "housewife10"
4/8/20241 hour, 2 minutes, 46 seconds
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QUICKIE- Can you spot "daddy issues" in women?

Daddy Issues; the 411. JOIN THE PATREON for weekly bonus episodes + audio erotica -- click the link or go to www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
4/4/202426 minutes, 54 seconds
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176- semen retention, the scoop on butt plugs and BWC privilege?

Todays episode I am discussing the practice & benefits of semen retention. Listener questions include the 411 on butt plugs, is there use for aesthetics? Foreplay? Kink? Penetration? Spoiler alert; all the above and more! Another listener is in a relationship with a man who insist the lights be off during sex and she is self conscious; she fears he may have a porn addiction and when she confronts him he stonewalls. Lastly a listener asks about BWC privilege. Does it exist? Or is he just on a "hot streak"? His words not mine. Let's discuss. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout at www.bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at www.VIIAhemp.com to get 15% off+ free sample pack of Dreams sleep gummies. Factor Meals: Head to FactorMeals.com/housewife50 and use code housewife50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box! Ask Anon www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on social media: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
4/1/202455 minutes
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QUICKIE- I wished I felt his "love"- a woman in search for more compliments

3/28/202424 minutes, 55 seconds
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175-wet dream storytime, penis size probs & sex and intimacy chat with Anita Rao

To learn more about todays guest, Anita Rao, go to https://www.wunc.org/podcast/embodied-podcast Beducated: Use code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/housewife to get ALL ACCESS 24 hours FREE + 40% off yearly subscription BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off + sample pack of sleepy Dreams gummies (21+) at VIIAhemp.com Uberlube: Get 10% off+ FREE shipping using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout. www.uberlube.com BathMate: Get 10% off your first order at BathmateDirect.com/hornyhousewife
3/25/20241 hour, 7 minutes, 47 seconds
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QUICKIE- Retroactive Jealousy & fantasizing about past partners

Whiskers update + my thoughts on keeping your maiden name. Today were discussing retroactive jealousy..do you fantasize about past partners? BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout at BlueChew.com
3/21/202423 minutes, 43 seconds
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174- Choosing porn over your sex life, infidelity at the start & physically horny but mentally turned off.

Today we have a high drive woman whose LTR already doesn't want sex as much as she does and him choosing porn only is taking away from the intimacy she wishes they had. She has found out he looks at naked women before they are intimate and effecting her self-esteem. One husband wants to know why his wife talks a big talk during the day - sex wise- then comes home to womp womp womp a woman uninterested. She may be tired, she may be many things- she could even be physically horny, but totally mentally tuned off! Another wife has a huge stinky issue- her husband. He smells- repulsive. So much so intimacy is difficult and she doesn't know how to tell him.... i attempt at a solution. Lastly another LTR where a woman shares that she has found out in the beginning when they were indeed exclusive her man slept with many women including his ex's; he constantly deletes and clears. Should she let this slide since it was so early on and everything is kosher up to date? Is she being insecure or is this a big red flag? Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepod BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout at BlueChew.com to get your first month supply FREE! Flure App: Download in your iOS app store or go to www.Flure.com BathMate: Get 10% off your order when you go to www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife VIIA Hemp: Use code "Housewife" to recieve 15% off your order + a sample pack of the Dreamy sleepy time gummies (21+) at VIIAhemp.com advertising: [email protected]
3/18/202448 minutes, 58 seconds
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QUICKIE: Pookie and Jett & husbands with prude and uninterested wives.

Today I was triggered by Pookie so I did the mature thing and vented in on the pod. All in good humor, "Pookie" is pookalicious & Jett is inspiring future gentlemen everywhere. Todays QUICKIE listener q is a husband who has given his wife the ultimatum on sex once a week..that or it would be dead. He is sick of feeling like his wife is bored and unwilling to receive pleasure..she shows ZERO interest. Whats a man to do....and whats up with his wife? BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "housewife" at BlueChew.com Join the Patreon here. www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Sponser A Quickie? [email protected]
3/13/202426 minutes, 8 seconds
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173- "trad wives", personal hygiene, husbands who seek validation & technique tips: Reverse Cowgirl

Todays I am dying on the hill that childless vacations are vital for a marriage. I recently saw an uproar on the term "trad wives" and weigh in. Todays listener questions include a turned off wife whose husbands farts, burps and BO is a serious cock block- how is a girl to tell him when the hints are landing?! Another wife shares her husband has a history of sending inappropriate messaging to women...after repair and the relationship got better (including the sex) she got a gut feeling to look to see if anything was up..indeed it was. He has returned his old ways but seemingly worse: does she leave him? Lastly a listener wants the 411 on butthole hair removal. I got your back;) Todays topic of the hour; Reverse Cowgirl. Strap on your boots ladies. ASK ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here. BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE at bluechew.com using code "Housewife" at checkout! Beducated: Try 24 hours all access free using code "JORDYN" at https://beducate.me/jordyn + 40% off the yearly subscription. Uberlube: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% + FREE SHIPPING at uberlube.com Advertising: [email protected] Follow me on social media: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
3/11/20241 hour, 2 minutes, 19 seconds
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QUICKIE- Fringe Moms & How-to: Wax Play

Are you a fringe mom or unfairly iced out? Lets girl talk female friendships; men hang on. Wax Play 101 today from what is wax play, how it can be a power play or a sensual experience. Learn the difference between massage candle and wax play candles and where to start and what to know about. Naked Massage Candle by Seagrape Love Honey Vanilla Massage Candle (use code HOUSEWIFE10 for 10% off) Doc Johnson Japanese Hot Wax Drip Bondage Candles SHOP NEW MERCH @ www.THHmerch.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
3/6/202426 minutes, 42 seconds
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172- managing mismatched libidos & how much sex are you having

Today we have listener questions addressing how much "maintenance sex" should a couple be having? One husband wants to know how to confront his wife about her lack of drive. Another wife feels like she is married to an unwilling spouse and feels hopeless, let's discuss. BlueChew: Get your first month supply free by going to bluechew.com and using code "housewife" at checkout. Butter Wellness: Use code "housewife" to get 20% off the Personal Massager at butterwellness.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com shop new merch @ www.THHmerch.com Follow me on instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
3/4/202441 minutes, 11 seconds
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Quickie- Anal Play 101

Backdoor basics! All things anal pleasure; from prep to lubricant- grazing to penetration...I am mentioning it all! Shop New THH merch @ www.thhmerch.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
2/28/202431 minutes, 38 seconds
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171- falling for a married person, why your husband masturbates & toxic jealousy ft. Shanenn Bryant

Today we are joined with Shanenn Bryant discussing insecurity, jealousy & low self worth. Shanenn not only shares her story of being a former obsessive insecure girlie and how she got to the place she is today; but also give us strategies to implement to be more present and aware of how we operate in jealousy. Todays listener questions include a man who has fallen in love with a married woman and is tired of being the side-piece..he feels he deserves more, I had many thoughts. Another listener shares his wife is questioning his solo pleasure time- she found lube in the office, and noticed he browse's under private...the husband feels his solo pleasure time is his private time and doesn't equate to how "into" is wife he is- he would like her to be curious in her questions not accusatory. How can they see eye to eye? To learn more about today guest go to : www.topself.com Listen to Top Self Podcast here. VIIA Hemp: Go to www.VIIAhemp.com to get 15% off your order + sample pack of sleepy time Dreams THC + CBN gummies using code 'HOUSEWIFE' at checkout. BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com to get your first month supply FREE. Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE shipping using code "housewife" at www.uberlube.com Advertising: [email protected] SHOP THH MERCH @ www.THHmerch.com Follow me on instagram @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
2/26/20241 hour, 3 minutes, 7 seconds
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Quickie- Pillow Princess's and Large Labia's

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2/21/202420 minutes, 35 seconds
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170- "affair-proofing" your marriage, anal grooming, and does masturbation make women more horny?

Todays EP is brought to you by: EveryPlate: www.everyplate.com/podcast get started using code "49housewife" Beducated: Try 24 hours free all access + 33% off lifetime pass! Go to https://beducate.me/pd2407-jordyn. Bluechew: Get your first months supply FREE just pay $5 shipping using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com Shop Merch at THHmerch.com Follow me on social media @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising Inquiries: [email protected] www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com > ask anon
2/19/202459 minutes
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169- pussy aesthetics, women who hate blow jobs, & men that enjoy submitting in the bedroom.

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2/12/202457 minutes, 4 seconds
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168- Is sex a chore, monthly "sexplorations", getting into lover-mode & the 3 predictors of a sustainable (great) sex life w/Hannah Deindorfer

Shop new merch 2.7.24 @ www.THHmerch.com Are the 5 love languages all a hoax? Is porn addiction made up? Will my wife ever realize we both desperately need to get off? - these happen to be today's listener q's. Today we have a guest, Hannah Deindorfer, sex & intimacy coach with an incredible story of how she went from low self esteem, no sex drive, hopeless...to free, sexually liberated excited for life and able to help others. To Learn more about todays guest visit her website here and follow her on IG @thelibidofairy Todays Sponsors: Butter Wellness: Use promo code "housewife" at checkout to get 20% off the personal massager. BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" only pay $5.00 for shipping at bluechew.com. Beducated: Try FREE 24 hours using code "JORDYN" risk free + get 50% yearly subscription go to: https://beducate.me/pd2405-jordyn EveryPlate: Get a meal starting at just $1.49 PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak. MyBookie.ag Advertising: [email protected] Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
2/5/20241 hour, 11 minutes, 28 seconds
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167- define dating your spouse, the 411 on penis pumps & seasonal depression woes

NEW MERCH + "LISTEN TO MOMMY" RESTOCK 2.7.24 @ THHmerch.com www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Uberlube: Get 10% off your order+ free shipping using code "housewife" at checkout! Shop penis pumps @ www.lovehoney.com and using "housewife10" for 10% off. My favorite wand ever: VIM wand =) at Fun Factory! advertising: [email protected] email the host: [email protected]
1/29/202454 minutes, 56 seconds
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166- scheduling sex is sexy, navigating resentment in marriage, and how to not be boring in bed ft. Dana B. Meyers

Today I am joined with Dana B. Meyers; founder of Booty Parlor, author and voice of sexual empowerment discussing how she keeps her marriage of 19 years passionate, fun and sex filled. We chatted navigating resentments, asking for what you need and feeling good in your skin so you can actually enjoy sex! Keep the pussy alive ladies! She gives us her tips on scheduling sex and how its is actually a super sexy thing. She shares why she thinks she is having the best sex so far in her marriage and how she got to that point. Tune in for that & more! Todays listener questions include a 29 year old male who post breakup is struggling perform...is it mindset or an actual physical issue? Another listener says the sex is good, but not amazing "every time"..is this just LTR/marriage..or should he be expecting the good good, passionate, hot heavy..more often?! Another thing..did you know that ejaculating and orgasming don't always happen simultaneously? To learn more about todays guest go to: http://www.bootyparlor.com/ Shop Glamour Puss use code "JORDYN20" Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate starting at just $1.49 per meal PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate dot com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2403-jordyn and use code "Jordyn" to try Beducated FREE 24 hours + get 50% yearly subscription . BlueChew: Get your first month free *only pay $5 shipping) when you use code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com advertising: [email protected] IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
1/22/20241 hour, 9 minutes, 14 seconds
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165- sex on my spouses terms, struggling to orgasm post divorce & storytime: I fell for my boss; the ultimate HR violation

Being the high drive spouse comes with the familiar feeling of rejection. One man writes in and shares how sex seems to be on all on his wife's terms as he has a much higher drive. The sex isn't bad, but again her way, her time. Is he destined to fantasize about the pleasure he really wants to experience or can his circumstances change? Another listener admits that post divorce she has been unable to climax with a partner...she wonders if her anti-depressants are a factor, but the thing is...she can orgasm by her self. How does she conquer this issue? Is it mental? Physical? Both? Lastly a listener shares she has the hots for her boss; since Ive shared before my now husband at one time was my actual boss..I felt a little story time + my advice on what NOT to do was necessary. =) Tune in now! Want to "start a fire in your pants?!"..join the freaking PATREON. BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE (only pay $5 shipping ) using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout! www.BlueChew.com Uberlube: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% + free shipping on your purchase. www.Uberlube.com Ask me anything @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: [email protected] collabs: [email protected]
1/15/202453 minutes, 33 seconds
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164- vanilla husbands, a virgins performance anxiety & 5 sex toys every vulva owner neeeeeds!

SEX TOYS MENTIONED IN TODAYS EP: Fun Factory Toys: VIM Wand (my fav) , Lady Bi Rabbit LoveHoney Toys (use code HOUSEWIFE10 to get discount at checkout!!): Magic Wand , Happy Rabbit, Womanizer, Indulge air suction/g-spot stim, We-Vibe Sync (C-Shape) Pinpoint stimulation: Lovense Hyphey Ask Anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. Join the PATREON here. Follow me on social media @_thehornyhousewifepodcast EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to www.EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak. Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 50% off yearly subscription using code 'JORDYN" at https://beducate.me/pd2401-jordyn BlueChew: Use code "Housewife" at checkout to get your first months supply FREE just pay shipping! ($5 flat!) Advertising: [email protected]
1/8/202456 minutes, 9 seconds
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163- public roleplaying, a man who only orgasms solo, and the good/bad/ugly truth about p*rn.

Todays topic is PORN! The pros, the cons, the reality of your relationship with porn and how it effects your LTR/marriage. Benefits of porn, and the darker side of porn....I am not shying away from either. The great debate; is porn actually addictive...does it even matter? What does matter then? I conclude the discussion with my opinion on only fans vs. porn. Todays listener questions consist of woman who desire to roleplay in the way depicted in "Four Christmas's"..can it really be done? Sometimes role play sounds so sexy..but feels so silly...my advice! Another man shares he can climax when masturbating, but not with his partner..in fact he has never nut with his fiance!..Is he doomed?!! Another man asks for vagina chaffing remedies...his wife loves a good beard ride, but the aftermath is'nt always pretty. CHEERS TO 2024- happy new year my amazing freaky fam<3 Join the Patreon! Need a product that hydrates the vulva- look no further than Glamour Puss! (use my code JORDYN20 for 20% off) Butter Wellness: Get 20% off the personal massager using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout. BlueChew: Get your first months supply free (only pay shipping) using code "HOUSEWIFE" at bluechew.com Uberlube: Use code "Housewife" at checkout to get 10% + FREE SHIPPING Shop my fav toys at: FUN FACTORY ( the VIM wand will rock your world! ) Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
1/1/20241 hour, 4 minutes, 43 seconds
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162- reflecting on my marriage, shrunken ball play, travel sports affairs, and techniques for erotic mindfulness

Last EP of 2023!! Season 3 kicked ass and today I am recapping what I have learned in my own marriage this year. Todays listener questions include a wife who shares her husbands balls have shrunk due to TrT therapy; she wants any "small ball play" tips I may have. Another husband comes to me venting his wife of 20 years had an affair with the travel bball coach; it never turned physical but still was betrayal...does it throw in the towel or move forward. Lastly a 40 year girlfriend wants a different title; she and her new man of 3 years were both previously married and both never thought it would be in the cards again..but she changed her mind. She wants to know he belongs to her forever and ever...what is a girl to do. Todays topic is 'erotic mindfulness' a quickie lesson I took on Beducated.com; learn 2 techniques to get you more in tune with your body and emotions. Follow me on instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Join the PATREON. Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at uberlube.com Beducated: Try 24 hours free all-access using code "JORDYN" as well as 40% a yearly subscription; go to https://beducate.me/pd2348-jordyn Microdose: To learn more about micro-dosing THC go to microdose.com and get 30% off your first order using code "housewife". For strain specific higher dose gummies click here. BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout; only pay $5 shipping. Advertising: [email protected]
12/18/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 11 seconds
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161- swallowing, high drive women, tossing salad, and "feet freaks"

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12/11/20231 hour, 19 seconds
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160- female blue balls, my wife's porn history, & reviving your sex life and leveling up your pleasure with Susan Bratton

To learn more about todays guest go to www.susanbratton.com BlueChew: Get your first month free using code "Housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE using code "Jordyn" at https://beducate.me/pd2346-jordyn + get 40% yearly subscription Advertising: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected] Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
12/4/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 20 seconds
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159- husband needing porn to climax, my wife is lying about her past & the best way to give & receive cunnilingus

Today's topic of the hour: eating pussy- tips for the givers AND receivers! Listener questions today include a wife venting about her man needing porn to achieve orgasm; it is to the point where he has to watch during intercourse, it is giving all the symptoms of porn addiction- where to go from here? Another husband shares his frustration after snooping and finding out his wife has lied about situations in her past; is this any of his business, is this betrayal on her part? Or his? Another husband is on the hung to upgrade his wife's vibrator- his wife likes something powerful...I have the perfect fit. Do you like audio erotica? Join the PATREON! The **Wands** I mentioned in todays EP: VIM WAND Magic Wand (use code "housewife" to get 15% off!) Uberlube: Get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at checkout @ uberlube.com PopStar: Go to https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to get a PopStar quarterly subscription for only $99! Follow me on IG :@_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected]
11/27/202355 minutes, 54 seconds
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158-seducing your wife, an interest in being pegged, lingerie lover and his algorithm is making me insecure.

It's me you and whole lotta listener questions buckle in=) Listen to audio erotica your new favorite foreplay on the patreon. Bluechew: Get your first months supply free using code "housewife" at checkout. Go to BlueChew.com Beducated: Level up your sex life!!! Try 24 hours FREE all access to 100's of courses going to Beducated.com and using code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/pd2344-jordyn code "Jordyn" will get you 60% off the yearly subscription as well!! Ask Anon at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising: [email protected]
11/20/202344 minutes, 28 seconds
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157- initiating sex with your husband, getting your wife to open up sexually, and discussing attachment styles with Dr. Alison Ash

Today I am joined with Dr. Alison Ash discussing "attachment styles" - to learn more about todays guest go to Turnon.love Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. Butter Wellness: Get 20% the personal massager using code "housewife" at butterwellness.com Uberlube: Get 10% off plus free shipping with code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout. POPSTAR: Go to popstarlabs.com and use code "HORNYHOUSEWIFE" to get 20% off plus free shipping on your first purchase. Microdose: To learn more about microdosing THC go to microdose.com use code "housewife" to get 30% plus free shipping on your first order. Advertising: [email protected] Collabs: [email protected] ASK ANON : www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
11/13/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 28 seconds
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156- "normal" pussy smells, why she isn't climaxing from penetration, and inspiring her to initiate sex.

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11/6/202348 minutes, 36 seconds
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Introducing: American Sex Podcast EP 170- Taboo BDSM Play

Today, we’re sharing a preview of one of our favorite podcasts: American Sex. On a mission to change our dysfunctional relationship with shame & pleasure, hosts Sunny Megatron & Ken Melvoin-Berg tackle taboo topics with lighthearted humor & down-to-earth relatability. This clip is from episode 170 Taboo BDSM Play. In it, guest Mollena Williams-Haas discusses making sense of our darkest, deepest, most unspeakable kinky fantasies. 
11/1/202312 minutes, 46 seconds
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155- the flaws in our spouses, your wife's moods, why your spouse can be the best sex and navigating seasons w/Lindsey Metselaar

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10/30/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 16 seconds
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154- spicing up missionary, dead bedrooms and no solutions & social media destroying marriages

Iroha Mai: Go to www.freakyfam.com and click "Iroha" to shop! Use my code " HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% off your order. Beducated: Use code "JORDYN" to get 24 hours free ALL ACCESS to 100's of courses+ 60% yearly subscription- go to:https://beducate.me/pd2342-jordyn MANSCAPED: Get 20% off+ free shipping using "housewife" at checkout! Advertising: [email protected] Collabs: [email protected] ASK ANON >> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
10/23/202357 minutes, 17 seconds
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153- your S.O. phone password, low libido spouse with mental health issues & how to be in "the mood" MORE

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10/16/202345 minutes, 39 seconds
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152- owing your partner sex, golden showers galore, & asking your S.O to try mutual masturbation.

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10/9/20231 hour, 1 minute, 14 seconds
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151- best positions for pregnancy sex, awakening your pleasure centers, and co-creating sustainable hott sex with Dr. Alison Ash

Happy Monday- mommy is getting vulnerable! Todays listener questions include a husband who feels he didnt marry his true blue 'soul mate'- all is well, and he wants to stay together- but sometimes the longing for more hits and he wonders what to do. Another husband is searching for better pregnancy sex, which positions are ideal for his wife comfort wise? Also the 411 on pregnancy sex is always a good run-down. Today I am joined with Dr. Allison Ash (bio + info below) we are discussing the pressures couples put on themselves in the bedroom, discussing solution/steps to create opportunities for desire in your relationship. If you want hott sex, you have to be intentional and you can create long lasting sustainable good sex if you both are wiling! Tune in now=) Uberlube: Get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at checkout! BlueChew: Use code "housewife" to get your first month supply free; just pay $5 shipping! Todays Guest: Dr. Allison Ash Dr. Alison Ash, aka Dr. Aly, is a trauma-informed intimacy coach and educator, Stanford University Lecturer, author, and founder of TurnON.love. As a sociologist with a PhD from Stanford, she has a comprehensive understanding of the complex societal challenges that often lead to unsatisfying and disempowering intimate experiences. Visit https://www.turnon.love/about to learn more! Sexual and Emotional Intimacy Skills 8 week course starting in Jan 2024. Use the discount code LoveHornyHousewife for $100 off.  Advertising: [email protected] Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
10/2/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 17 seconds
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Introducing:: Private Parts Unknown with Courtney Kocak

Today, we’re sharing a preview of one of our favorite podcasts: Private Parts Unknown. Private Parts Unknown is a Bourdain-style podcast exploring sex, love, relationships, gender, and seductive subcultures around the world. Join host Courtney Kocak and expert guests for hilarious, sex-positive conversations — destigmatizing everything from abortion to Ashley Madison, polyamory to PMDD, sex work to Shibari, and more. Travel series include Helsinki, Finland; Mexico City, Mexico; and Tokyo, Japan. In this preview, Courtney shares all the titillating and mind-opening details of her first happy-ending massage. This is a radical and refreshing take on being a consumer of sex work from a feminist perspective. Listen to more Private Parts Unknown on your favorite podcast player at https://pod.link/1154304419, and learn more at https://privatepartsunknown.co
9/28/202314 minutes, 56 seconds
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150- fantasizing about ex's, in search of more sexual experiences, a lying ass boyfriend, & getting off to her past.

Get cozy today it's all about whats going on behind your closed doors. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com EveryPlate: Get your first box for $1.49 per meal going to Everyplate.com/podcast and using code "49housewife" Beducated: Use code "JORDYN" to get 24 hours ALL ACCESS + 40% yearly subscription at https://beducate.me/pd2338-jordyn Fusion CBD Products: Go to FusionCBDproducts.com and use code "HORNY20" to get 20% off your order. Advertising: [email protected] Collabs: [email protected]
9/25/202355 minutes, 39 seconds
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149- the beginning of an affair, the best sex toys, lube myths, and shameless sex with Amy Baldwin and April Lampert

Happy Monday! Today listener questions begs the question "is it considered cheating" I polled my listeners and many opinions came in. What constitutes cheating? Is watering an opposite sex friendship (aka alone time together) begging for trouble? Tune in for the listener question tea. Today I am joined with Amy Baldwin and April Lampert from "Shameless Sex" podcast- we are discussing what shame-free sex really means; as well as deep diving on all things sex toys- from great "first toys" to incorporate in the bedroom, to couples toys, anal play including stimulating the prostate. Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. Uberlube: Get 10% off + Free shipping using code "housewife" at checkout. BlueChew: Get your first month FREE only pay $5 shipping when you use code "housewife" at checkout. Fusion CBD : Go to use fusioncbdproducts.com and use code "HORNY20" to get 20% off your order! My favorite place to shop toys at the moment...HERE Get my VIM wand..revolutionary baby=) Miss Bi (anal play friendly as well) Learn more about todays guest at www.shamelesssex.com
9/18/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 8 seconds
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148- cunnilingus coach, sexually stunted wives, and 6 types of fantasies+ how to incorporate.

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9/11/202348 minutes, 16 seconds
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147- viagra, wand vibrators, and the differences between female and male arousal.

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9/4/202354 minutes, 36 seconds
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Introducing: Holly Randall Unfiltered – Adriana Chechik on Her Wild Career

Are you a fan of adult entertainment? Then, you've got to listen to; Holly Randall Unfiltered. In this sample from Holly's show, the iconic performer Adriana Chechick joins Holly for an interview that shows Adriana's MANY sides! You’ll hear about her upbringing in foster care, her honest reflections on career regrets, and why she finds gangbangs empowering. Adriana will surprise you with her brutally honest insight on a storied career that brought her so much fame, and why she has decided to leave it all behind.
8/31/202315 minutes, 43 seconds
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146-lasting too long, I want my wife to squirt, bad rizz, and male jealousy.

It's back to school and I want to normalize moms not missing their children at school. Happy Monday Freaky Fam- todays listener questions include a husband who averages 45 minutes every sexual encounter w/his wife aka lasting a little too long (25 min is ideal imo), next a wife who fear her husband lacks game as flirting consists of tit grabs and jokes...shes looking for something sexier, is there hope? Another listener desires to aide in his wife squirting at climax, is this a possibility? Can every woman squirt? Todays topic of the hour; male jealousy. Healthy jealousy, primal jealousy, and destructive, unhealthy jealousy. Tips on how to manage jealousy in relationships and navigating this normal human emotion. SHOP MERCH at www.thhmerch.com Beducated: Try one day FREE, + 50% discount if you sign up for the yearly subscription using code "JORDYN" visit https://beducate.me/pd2335-jordyn Microdose Gummies: To learn more about microdosing THC go to Microdose.com and use code "housewife" to get 30% off + free shipping! www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com >> ask anon! advertising: [email protected] collabs: [email protected]
8/28/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 42 seconds
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145- cock blocking in-laws, eroticizing an affair, and painful sex with Nicoletta Heideggar.

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8/21/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 15 seconds
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144: good foreplay-bad foreplay, low libido fiance, re-kindling the flame with toddlers, and 5 types of female orgasms.

I polled the listeners and got the scoop on BEST foreplay and WORST foreplay. Spoiler alert; we love massages and we hate pussy grabs (sometimes). Todays listener questions include a women who is very sexually adventurous w/a very vanilla guy- is this her forever reality and is she settling? Another listener is engaged to be married and his wife to be's libido has taken a nose dive....will this be a reoccurring issue? Lastly a female who wants help rekindling the flame in the seasons of littles....aka little kids. Many can relate; this too shall pass. Todays topic of the hour- the 5 types of female orgasms. Tune in now=) SHOP MOMMY'S MERCH Beducated: Try 24 hours FREE using code "Jordyn" + 40% yearly subscription go to : https://beducate.me/pd2333-jordyn Butter Wellness: Get 20% the personal massager when you use code "housewife" at checkout. Microdose Gummies: Learn more about microdosing THC & Get 30% off + FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife". Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here.
8/14/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 25 seconds
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143- landing strip era, increasing load size, "10 Emotional Needs" to fulfill your wife, and why men need sex.

I am in my landing strip era and Im here to inspire you to change up your pubic hair per usual. Today's topic; "his needs, her needs" a very famous book written by Dr. Willard Harley Jr discussing the 10 emotional needs and how this plays a vital role in staying happy and fulfilled in your marriage...aka having a good sex life too. I paraphrase the top 10, discuss why women have different needs than me and why an emotionally fulfilled woman is a hornier woman and happier wife. Men you want more sex? Give her more affection. Women you think he only cares about sex, gain understanding. Today we are learning one another's POV in regards to needs/desires and it directly effects your sex life. Emotional intelligence leads to happier more sustainable marriage. Todays listener questions include a wife who wants to convince her man to bring another man in the bedroom. Another wife is going to start working with her husband in the office and found out about "other office women" through her mans group chat- the tea is piping with this one and we've got some real talk to lay out. Should she work with him? He is being disrespectful? How should she handle? Lastly we have a man whose wife has asked him to finish on her chest but he is paranoid his load size is small and wimpy and will turn her off- how can men increase their load size? I asked and yall came through with the responses....tune in now=) SHOP THH MERCH at www.THHmerch.com Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. BlueChew: Get one months supply of BlueChew Chewable's FREE (just pay $5 dollars shipping) using code "housewife" at checkout! UberLube: Use code "housewife" to get 10% + FREE SHIPPING at UberLube.com
8/7/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 8 seconds
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142-women lacking drive, spicing up foreplay, the truth about penis size & anal play 101.

ALIENS, BIG DICKS &ANAL PLAY OH MY. Also penis size- is it a big deal, do you finally want someone to tell you the fucking truth? Ive got ya! One listener question I discuss the ever so popular woe of mismatched libido and a woman's sex drive post hysterectomy and one husbands experience. Another wife wants to know how she can feel that passion again leading up to sex- they "do it" 3-4 times a week but its oh so routine..what to do? Today's topic of the hour; anal play- with no anal sex. Fingers, mouth, his and hers- lets dive on in=) Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. Beducated: Get 24 HOURS FREE using code "JORDYN" + 50% off yearly subscription. Go to : https://beducate.me/pd2331-jordyn Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! THH MERCH : www.thhmerch.com LIVE AUGUST 1st 8:00AM PST ask anonymously : www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
7/31/202358 minutes, 24 seconds
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141- swallowing, hygiene and sex, and 9 types of dirty talk.

Are their women who actually like swallowing cum? I polled the listeners on this question and more! Todays listener questions include a husband whose wife might need to shower more even though he is still DTF. One woman wants her man to eat her out but he says it smells too bad- what should she do? Todays topic of the hour: 9 TYPES OF DIRTY TALK- everything from "instructions" to "humiliation" to "fantasy roleplay/storytelling" take notes! THH MERCH LAUNCHES AUGUST 1ST. 12:00AM www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com like audio erotica? Join the PATREON Uberlube: Get 10% + free shipping when you use code "housewife" at checkout. Microdose Gummies: Learn more about microdosing THC at microdose.com and get 30% off your first order using code "Housewife" at checkout. Every Plate: Get $1.49 per meal for your first box going to Everplate.com/podcast and using code "Housewife"
7/24/202355 minutes, 14 seconds
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140- horny housewife probs, oral sex tips and tricks, and the worst thing you could do in bed with Stirling Cooper

HEY YALL. Today Sitrling Cooper is here giving us all the tips and tricks. Today we are deep diving what it means to give good head, men and women take notes. From stellar oral, bedroom icks and mismatched libido..were covering it all. Listener questions include a horny housewife with a wandering eye wants to know how she can get her marriage on track while having a deep longing for hotter(MORE) sex. Another listener (59 male) struggles to maintain erections due to mentally f*cking himself....how to overcome and more this EP. Tune in now. Like audio erotica join the patreon! Checkout todays guest at www.stirlingcooper.com Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/lm2329-jordyn and get the Oral Sex Training Guide Video FREE BlueChew: Get your first months supply free using code "Housewife" at checkout! advertising: [email protected] email the host: [email protected] ask anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
7/17/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 55 seconds
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139- dating apps, the problems of being "too wet", fantasizing about others, and kids being a cock block.

Todays EP explores the challenges and joys of maintaining intimacy and connection in a long-term relationship while navigating parenthood. It highlights the importance of mindset, communication, and intentional efforts to keep the spark alive. Starting off I am reminiscing on my own dating app days and beg to ask the question is love actually enough to make it the long haul. Todays listener questions include a woman who says her "issue" is being too wet down there...aka excessive lubrication- lets talk about it! Another listener follows up on finding her husbands ex on his phone...naked. Lastly fantasy land....its okay to fantasize about porn...but what about other IRL people....human nature & right and wrong... lets chat=) tune in now! like audio erotica? join the patreon! Uberlube: get 10% off + free shipping when you use code "housewife" at Uberlube.com Microdose gummies: Learn more about microdosing THC at microdose.com plus get 30% off your first order +free shipping by using code "housewife" at checkout.
7/10/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 23 seconds
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138- sexually "aging", kissing after oral, pictures of your ex, and bad bedroom habits.

Normalize ED, PE, drying pussy's, and awkward convo's- we get older and things change and seasons bring on new sh!t-roll with it, what is the other option? Today's listener question's include a husband whose wife wont kiss after he eats her out and desires kissing during penetration, is this something he is "stuck" dealing with? Another listener wants to know if c*mming in her anus is a no- no, or a go-for it type thing?! Lastly we have a listener who found her husbands naked ex pictures on his phone- is this totally inappropriate or should she give him a pass? Like audio erotica ?! > Join the Patreon! Get started with Athena Club today by shopping in-store at Target nationwide EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code "49housewife". BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE with code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com Submit a listener question anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]
7/3/202358 minutes, 57 seconds
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137- a mans refractory period, sexual rejection, stress killing your drive, vulva anatomy, and bedroom burnout with Dr. Jordin Wiggins.

A husband desiring his wife to be louder in bed, a man curious if he is doomed with his current refractory period (aka how long till next climax) and a man whose wife forbids him to listen to the podcast- all in todays listener question segment. Today Im joined with the host of "The Pleasure Principals" Dr Jordin Wiggins, we discuss mismatched libidos, masturbations, vulva anatomy, the effects of stress/high cortisol levels on sex drive and burnout in the bedroom. Dr. Jordin with her expert knowledge as well as personal experience is dishing the goods and inspiring us to prioritize our pleasure! Tune in now=) Listen to "The Pleasure Principals with Dr. Jordin Wiggins" here. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Beducated: try 24 hours FREE using code "JORDYN" at Beducated.com Visit: https://beducate.me/pd2325-jordyn Uberlube: Get 10% + free shipping using code "Housewife" at Uberlube.com Feeld App: Download the Feeld app going to Feeld.co/housewife and get their premium subscription on the house for one month! Follow me on social media: IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Email the host: [email protected] Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]
6/26/202356 minutes, 21 seconds
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136-stress killing libido, premature ejaculation woes, hott coworkers, and dating a potential sex addict.

solo episode. Today get chill, get comfy its listener questions the whole ride. Im discussing a wife whose husband is hyper paranoid about "loud sex" and the kids hearing, should she suppress her primal instinct to moan or tell him to get over it? Another womans husband has struggled with PE after the birth of their second child, he is a generous lover and she regularly climax's and would consider the relationship great- but a little more P and V action would be delightful, and husband is taking a hit to the ego. Im diving deep in solutions and insight=) One spouse is wildly jealous of how many women her man is around at work and she cant help but obsess- she is fearful the worst could happen and he betrays her , how can she stop this loop in her head! Lastly we had to help a unmarried woman by telling her to RUN! Sometimes it is never enough, realize when its time to walk away! Like audio erotica? Join the patreon=) Every Plate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code housewife49. Microdose Gummies: Legal nationwide learn more at Microdose.com and get 30% off your first order when you use code "Housewife" Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]
6/19/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 35 seconds
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135-devil dick, a neglected husband & "multiamory" with Emily, Jase and DeDe.

Today Im joined with the host of Multiamory podcast, and we're discussing modern relationships! Emily, Jase and Dede share their personal story of being in a polyamorous relationship and how they have evolved since meeting. I had SO many questions from jealousy, to all things sex, to fighting fairly with your partner. Todays listener Q's: sex with your ex....will you ever get over it?! Toxic Devil Dick, or "pussy got you hooked" is a real thing- tune in for my tips on how to break the cycle. next a husband shares his woes feeling rejected, neglected and SOL in regards to finding ANY way to connect with his wife. He doesn't want to cheat, he doesn't want a divorce, he doesn't want to abuse porn- he feels he has an unwilling spouse, is he doomed? Listen to Multiamory podcast here. Learn more about them here! Enjoy audio erotica aka a good ol dirty story (pro tip; great foreplay) join the PATREON. BlueChew: Get your first month supply of BlueChew FREE using code Housewife at checkout at bluechew.com Try Beducated 24 hours FREE using code "JORDYN"-no risk- (40% off if you choose to join with code) https://beducate.me/pd2323-jordyn Uberlube: Get 10% off + freee shipping using code "housewife" at checkout!
6/12/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 11 seconds
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134- normal sex frequency, novelty fantasies, and cum fetish's.

How much sex are couples having and what is considered normal?! What about fantasies that we plan on never bringing to reality, what if our spouse whats more than I can give...how do I bring up my interest in a fantasy to my partner- all of these questions answered/discussed and more in todays EP. I also have a "weekly sex storytime" where I went from being in my head, not in the mood- to totally present loving every minute of it and embraced my inner baddie freak. A 180 and I had share the solution!! Todays topic of the hour; Cum Fetish! Learning the what, why and HOW. Tune in now=) Do you like audio erotica? If so join the patreon=) Athena Club: Go to athenaclub.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE today and you’ll get 25% off your first order! Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “Housewife” at checkout for 20% off Bluechew: Get first month supply FREE use code "housewife" at checkout! advertising: [email protected] email the host: [email protected]
6/5/202353 minutes, 28 seconds
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133- biggest turn offs, clitoromegaly, foreplay all day, and back to the butt basics.

Today starting off with yall's submissions on "biggest turn-offs"- next up listener questions, one man who has fallen out of love with his vanilla wife, another husband looking to be a better love and mix up foreplay, a woman's enlarged clit woes, and lastly a 62 your old female with long ass orgasms. Today were bringin it back to the butt- discussing the top three most comfortable positions for missionary, hygiene tips and the inevitables with ass play. <33 Like audio erotica join the patreon! Uberlube: Get 10% off+ free shipping with code "housewife" at uberlube.com BlueChew: Try one month supply BlueChew FREE- using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com advertising: [email protected] www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
5/29/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 39 seconds
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132- comparing relationships, looking good while giving head, and masturbation may.

Today: the grass is not greener on the other side. Stop romanticizing shit you don't know shit about. Todays listeners ask; how much porn use is normal? My wife want to use a vibe while we try mutually masturbating..should I get involved and how? One mans wife is lost in motherhood and exhaustion which has led him to desire an external affair for sexual gratification only- my thoughts. Another listener found a video of herself giving head...and didn't really like what she saw. Does it matter? Todays topic of the hour; a monologue on masturbation. It's "Masturbation May" why not> Join the Patreon Ask Anon> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com email the host: [email protected] BlueChew: Use code "Housewife" to get your first month supply free!- just pay $5 dollars shipping. Everyplate: Get $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate dot com slash podcast and entering code housewife149. Beducated: Code "JORDYN" for access to all courses FREE 24 hours+ 50% yearly subsciption https://beducate.me/pd2320-jordyn Butter Wellness: 20% personal massager with code "housewife" at checkout. advertising/collabs: [email protected]
5/22/20231 hour, 11 seconds
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131- the dirty talk traumatized me, mentally blocking your climax & erotic blue prints with Paulina Siegel

Today the cohost of Shit Talking Shrinks joins me to discuss erotic blueprints aka what is the basis of your arousal, understanding yours, your partners, and how this can contribute to more fun in the bedroom and resolving compatibility issues. (Also who knew that drizzling your SO cum into their own mouth is called snowballing- I didn't, but now I do!) Todays listner questions include a woman who finds she needs more pressure and more time to achieve climax, this is turn makes her feel insecure, maybe even her partner, and she wants to know HOW she can get past this....Next a husband is getting more adventurous in bed and wants to delve into anal play. He enjoys eating his wife's ass and she enjoys recieving it, there has been no hard "no" so how does he take the next steps when she shows no interest in anal sex? Lastly a listener who asked for a "dirty story" ended up fucking HATING the dirty story. The dirty story was non-fiction aka a TRUE STORY, and it sparked some retroactive jealousy and a realization of not being able to handle a possible threesome in the future. Let us discuss. Tune in NOW. Enjoy audio erotica ? Join the Patreon - dirty stories every wednesday! Listen to Shit Talking Shrinks with Paulina Siegel and Victoria Aron on apple podcast or visit their page here. Want to find out your erotic blueprint?! Take the quiz here! BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code "Housewife" at checkout--just pay 5 dollars shipping. Athena Club: Go to athenaclub.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE today and you’ll get 25% off your first order! UberLube: Get 10% + Free shipping use code Housewife at checkout! Ask anon> www.thehornyhouswewifepodcast.com Advertising: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected]
5/15/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 36 seconds
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130- a couples shared MMF fantasy, wives get your sexy back, and the 7 types of affairs- aka ALL THINGS CHEATING!

Todays listener questions: a wife reveals to her husband she has a MMF fantasy, now the husband is noticing himself fantasizing about this playing out IRL, is he bisexual and should he share with his wife his shared interest? Another listener shares her experience with her husband messing around on her, she says it was 10 years ago, she is 90% happy buts its hard to trust- I polled the IG community and the people have spoken! Lastly a wife thinks she may need to upgrade the wardrobe to get her sexy back- her husband wishes she "dressed for him" more- is this piggish or is this apart of housewife duties- my answer may surprise some! Todays topic of the hour; all things cheating, and I mean all things. I dive deep, why do men cheat, why do women cheat? What are the character traits of a cheater? What makes people cheat and is it preventable? From the Big 5 Model to discussing The 7 types of affairs - its all SO interesting! Plus a juicy story time from a listener that begs the questions- can seriel cheaters change their ways! Like audio erotica? Want to support the podcast? Join the Patreon! Try Beducated one day free + 50% yearly subscription with code "Jordyn" go to https://beducate.me/pd2320-jordyn Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout--just pay 5 dollars shipping. Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected] Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
5/8/20231 hour, 16 minutes, 46 seconds
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129- frequent but boring sex, getting your wife to touch your butt & a "low testosterone story" from yours truly.

What a week! Ive been/still am sick but I've rose from the dead and am back with banging energy. Lots to discuss! listener questions; one man insists he isn't gay but gets off to gay porn- he wants to know whats the dealio?! Another listener shares he and his wife have sex 2-3 times a week but its the same ol same ol, laying on her back, strictly P to tha V. He claims she used to be more "free" which she had a few drinks, and now days she doesn't drink much and sex is boring as she refrains from "letting loose"- what ever is he to do? Todays topic of the hour is a little different as Im getting vulnerable and sharing my own insecurities and issues Ive struggled with in my own marriage and what steps were taken to get to the place we are today. Low testosterone is extremely common among men as they enter their forties (or older, or younger!!) from fatigue, depression, ED, low drive symptoms appear that start to effect their relationship (and much more alot of the times!) these issues can bleed over and cause friction in your relationship sex life and if you don't know where to begin or you want to hear my experience to watching my mans journey listen in. Ill give you my POV- as well what didn't work and what did. Feel free to DM on social media to clarify/ask question regarding the topic! @_thehornyhousewifepodcast on instagram. Listener questions can be asked anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. Join the patreon for sexy audio erotica uploaded weekly! Uberlube- get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at Uberlube.com BlueChew: Get your first month free using code "housewife" at bluechew.com! Advertising Inquiries: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected] Follow me on tik tok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast
5/1/202352 minutes, 54 seconds
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128- his favorite porn star vs. his wife, pussy hygiene hack, and Pleasure Mapping 101

Starting off today with "married sex facts" that I feel some type of way about. Todays listener questions: A wife who snooped her mans porn history only to find "the favorite"- a much older woman with large large large fake breasts; so nothing like her. She finds this ironic as her husband has voluntarily said he dislikes large fake breasts- the wife has big breasts but these happen to be extra fake and extra large. This wife cant help but compare herself and wonder what she can do to be more desirable. Another listener asks if I tell my husband when I am about to climax. Another wife who admittedly had a postpartum funk where she neglected her husband sexually for about a year and half says after realizing she made sure to get things back hott n heavy. She feels like she is doing most of the intiating when it comes to sex, and lately her husband has made excuses that he is tired or in his head as he goes soft sometimes mid sex. Should she withhold, neglect 'her needs' and stop being so available? Lastly a listener question follow up to husbands with wive that may taste/smell bad. This genius hack that was kindly shared to me by a husband/male listener shares his experience and solution to getting his woman to realize she needed to 'adjust the settings below'- a great segment to inspire some female hygiene=) Todays topic of the hour: Pleasure Mapping- learn your partners body as a whole, sensory play while discovering new erogenous zones on yourself and your S.O. to view the course go the Beducated link below! Beducated: Try 24 hours ALL ACCESS + 50% off yearly subscription with my code "JORDYN" go to https://beducate.me/pd2316-jordyn. “Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner” EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code housewife149. Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. Like audio erotica or want to support the podcast? Join the Patreon! Email the host: [email protected] Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] Ask anon> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
4/24/202354 minutes
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127- praise kinks, dick issues resolved, masturbation is usually the answer, & sexual self awareness ft. Stephanie Ganowski

Moody Monday ~ depression is a bitch, but she rides it through. Do ALL couples have issues? 3% of your said you are issue free- but I cant help but wonder how?! Lets discuss the ideal way to live with the human condition as a couple. Todays listener questions include a young married husband revealed his wife admitted to not desiring sex anymore..with him. She said she feels emotionally connected but no physical attraction; whatever shall he do. Next a wife is aware she has a praise-kink, she would love for her husband to affirm her ie. "good girl" , "you are sooo amazing at that"- and she has vocalized this-she has also thought he might have a praise kink of his own as he is really into her taking control and talking dirty affirming him! Should she embrace what works and put her desires to the side? She cant help but feel frustrated and I feel for her- prepare for my best call to action yet! All hope is not lost! Today 's guest; Host of "What I Love About Sex" podcast and sexologist for men- Stephanie Ganowski. Stephanie share her journey to sexology and what sparked her intense passion for sex in relationships. She specifically works with men and has changed lives! We discussed everything from delayed ejaculation, masturbation, sexual confidence, sex & shame, and so so much more! Follow Stephanie on IG @stephganowaski and listen to her podcast here! Love audio erotica? Join the patreon; where I read sexy stories every week=) BlueChew: Use code "housewife" to get your first month free! Microdose: get 30% off your fist order+ free shipping use code "housewife" Uberlube; get 10% off + free shipping when you use code "housewife" Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner > https://join.amorus.net/uilVz5Vfryb Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] email me: [email protected] Follow me on IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
4/17/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 2 seconds
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126- how to get more BJ's, sex in your twenties & 6 ways to mix-up married sex.

Todays topic of the hour; ways to spice up monogamous sex. Tired of the same start and end to sex; I've got some inspo/tips and techniques to make married sex hotter and less predictable for your spouse. Sometimes all we need are a few reminders and a pep talk. From getting cum creative, to talking dirty lets explore options- for both women and men! Todays listener questions include young love; a 22 year old male already feels his sexual needs aren't being met- he understands his gf is a busy student- but in my eyes thats not the issue; listen in for my opinion on young love and commitment. Another listener feels his sex life with his wife is great but would love more blow jobs, what is an effective way to get more BJ's from the wife? Another listener found a video of his wife f*cking her ex; he is very aroused by this and its his go-to p*rn- wife found out and thinks its odd, how can he tell her he loves seeing her pleasured and what are tips for him to enjoy this kink without making it "too real" aka getting another involved. Lastly a listener frequently visits a dog park and chats with an attractive female, hes been married 30+ years and often finds himself "harmlessly" flirting with the attractive woman at park- one day she asks him if he could help her lift a package not to far from the park, turns out his dick was the package and she wanted to enjoy it- he hasn't been back to the park since. His question for me was does he tell his wife, keep it hush hush, or go back to the dog park..... Do you like audio erotica? Join the Patreon new sexy stories uploaded weekly! Try Beducated 1 day FREE + discount on subscription - use code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/pd2316-jordyn BlueChew: Get your first month of Blue Chew FREE just use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at BlueChew.com Amorus: Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner! http://www.amorus.net/housewife Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
4/10/20231 hour, 23 seconds
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125- pussy for breakfast, a curious wife with a content husband, and insecurity in relationships.

Today let's talk the not so cute; insecurity. How it bleeds into your relationship- it's root and how you can best show up for your partner when triggered. Todays listener questions: a couple that is into the stag/vixen dynamic in ze bedroom is curious about taking new steps to evolve in their bedroom desires; another listener's wife suggested she wants to be eaten out upon awakening- and I think thats a fan-fucking-tastic idea- he wants tips and I got em=) Lastly a wife who married as a virgin has realized how much she desires to sexually express herself...unfortunately her husband doesn't share this desire. How does she navigate this mismatched desire. Do you like audio erotica? join the patreon! UberLube: Get 10% off your order + FREE shipping when you use code "Housewife" at Uberlube.com Amorus - Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner<3 Microdose Gummies - Get 30% off your first order + free shipping when you use code "Housewife" at Microdose.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected]
4/3/202355 minutes, 27 seconds
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124- an asexual wife, climax anxiety, what men really want/need & maximizing your penetration game

Today: What do men really want- I asked them and they replied=) I was not disappointed, take notes ladies! Next...maximizing your penetration game; missionary, doggie, cowgirl, and side angle- lets make sure you both are getting that good good by leveling up! todays listeners questions are brutal; one mans wife is not just unwilling but totally uninterested...what is a man to do once he has no options? Another listener caught her man cheating, confronted him- he seemed remorseful....as of a week ago she has found another cheating truth out. Let's give this listener a reminder of her worth. Lastly- a goodie, not so rough- a woman desires to get out of her head when trying to climax. Ive got tips and trick to get present in the bedroom solo or partnered! Don't let anxiety rob your from your orgasm- Ive got solutions! Do you enjoy audio erotica then check out the patreon, also a great way to support the show=) Try Beducated.com 24 hours FREE + discount if you sign up! Use code "JORDYN" at https://beducate.me/pd2312-jordyn Todays course: https://app.beducated.com/courses/penetration/ BlueChew: Get your first month FREE only $5 for shipping! Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at BlueChew.com Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off.  UberLube: Get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING when you use code HOUSEWIFE at Uberlube.com!
3/27/20231 hour, 18 minutes, 51 seconds
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From Sex Talk With My Mom: The Best Orgasms of Our Lives – Ep 422

When was the last time you had a sex talk with a parent? This week, we are sharing a hilarious clip from the podcast Sex Talk With My Mom, a favorite from our Pleasure Podcasts network. Cam Poter and his mom KarenLee Poter have a weekly sex talk to make the most uncomfortable conversations comfortable. On their comedy show, they talk about everything that a mom and son don’t typically talk about, from smoking hash under a glass to anal mishaps. In this clip, they share about the best orgasms of their lives. Check out the full episode on the Sex Talk With My Mom podcast: Episode 422 The Best Orgasms of Our Lives.
3/23/202314 minutes, 12 seconds
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123- spitting on your S.O, the comparison game, and the 101 on "swinger lifestyle" ft. The Swing Nation

Let's clarify how to correctly spit on a partner, is it a docile drool or a forceful spit....let me elaborate. Todays listener questions include a husband who is about to take his wife on their "better late than never" honeymoon and they recently have discovered they both share a "sex on the beach" fantasy- he got all the "supplies" but wants to know is he fully prepared. Next a woman who cant help but notice...and think about..how gorgeous her fiance's ex gf is...like shes really pretty , and she cant help but feel less than; even though future hubby insist she was lame in bed and had a super boring personality- how does she shake the thoughts?! Get ready bc I got u. Listener Q's are short today because I was joined by the lovely Dan & Lacy not your regular couple; a super spicy couple who not only live the swinger lifestyle but freakin represent! Dan and Lacy host "The Swing Nation" and if swingers happen to be on your FYP then they are no strangers! I, of course, asked them all my questions!- From boundaries, to jealousy, to the hygiene in sex clubs, and what do they specifically like to partake in etc....they not only are super intriguing but have SO much to offer other couples that are curious or interested to know more. Dan and Lacy are a great example of how to live an alt.lifestyle intentionally and Im here for it! You can listen to "The Swing Nation" wherever you enjoy podcasts and/or go to https://theswingnation.net/ to learn all things Swing Nation! Want to support the show and/or enjoy audio erotica read by MOI> join the patreon! Manscaped- Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with our code HOUSEWIFE at Manscaped.com BLOOM- Listen to a sample of all stories free, or upgrade and use code HOUSEWIFE to get hella discount on the premium subscription. Immersive audio erotica, guided sex, guided masturbation, relaxation audio and more....at Bloom.com Microdose- Try Microdose gummie or strain specific gummies today-legal nation wide- get 30% +free shipping on your first order using code: HOUSEWIFE at Microdose.com BlueChew-Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code Housewife at checkout--just pay $5 shipping! TrueClassic- Get 25% Off at trueclassic.com with code HOUSEWIFE Follow me on instagram! @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask ANON > www.thehornyhousewife.com Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] email the host: [email protected]
3/20/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 14 seconds
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122- are my fantasies "normal", how-to fingering yourself, and what do women REALLY want. (inside & outside of the bedroom)

Today is part one of "what does your spouse want/need/desire in the relationship including in the bedroom- today we start with the ladies. From what she wants in a man, in her relationship, for you to see, want and do (to her naked)- I am mentioning it all. Todays listener questions include a woman who has kept brushing off a conversation her husband keeps asking for - she is self aware that she's putting it off and has started to notice his lack of initiating sex and needs advice! Another listener feels hopeless as his wife has admitted she only did the things she did (sexually) when they were dating to win him over, and that she has no desire to fuck the way she used to. What is a man to do thats in love and bored. A female listener wants to know if her being turned on by imagining herself hooking up with her mans ex girls is normal...or not. Another listeners husband has expressed his desire to see her fingering herself instead of just whipping out the vibrator, mixing it up if you will, and she wants some how-to and guidance! Im giving you the scoop on my personal favorite toys to play with solo or partnered and reading my one-star-reviews for shits n gigs. TUNE IN NOW=) Join the Patreon if you like audio erotica or wanna support the show=) BEDUCATED- Try ONE DAY FREE ALL ACCESS at Beducated.com using code: Jordyn >https://beducate.me/pd2309-jordyn BlueChew- Get your first month FREE only pay $5 shipping at BlueChew.com using code : "Housewife" at checkout! Butter Wellness- Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “Housewife” at checkout for 20% off. UberLube- Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at UBERlube.com to get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] ASK ANON >www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
3/13/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 32 seconds
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121- porn ruining your sex life, couples bored of "the same sex" & reasons why you need to be making out.

Today why men cant handle a boo boo nearly like a woman can. Listener questions include a 30 year old woman who appreciates BDSM porn and started watching at an early age- due to this she finds herself often thinking about it in real life sexual situations versus being completely present. She finds thinking of her favorite thing to watch gets "her there" quicker....is this normal and what is my advice. One husband shares the harsh truth- the difficulty he finds be excited about sex with the same person 20 years in. The idea of new doesn't exist, and the same body can become routine- although he acknowledges the perks of knowing one another's body he cant help but miss the thought of a new naked body. Another listener wishes her husband would not just expect a blowjob the day she enters her cycle; and another husband is eager to know how to get his wife to share her fantasies. Todays topic of the hour; KISSING 101- the science, the psychology, the statistics, the research and what you SHOULD be doing. Spoiler alert: kissing is so fucking underrated. Microdose Gummies - get 30% off your first order + FREE SHIPPING when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. Got to microdose.com =) True Classic - Be a stylish zaddy=) Go to TrueClassic.com/housewife and use my code "Housewife" for 25 % off your order!! Join the Patreon for sexy stories every week! Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]
3/6/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 56 seconds
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120- Sexual satisfaction in marriage and massaging the taint with Dr. Tara

Today a kickass listener questions + a kick ass guest! Dr. Tara aka Luvbites.co is with us; sexual educator, profession, author and coach...Dr. Tara is filling us IN; From the 3 to predicators of longterm sexual satisfaction, to the male g-spot +technique you dont want to miss this one. Todays listener questions include a wife who wants to "dirty talk" and doesn't know where to begin. She is nervous, and feels silly- Ive got tips, tricks and the mindset you need to adapt. Hype sesh from jordy coming STAT! Next question is a wife who is bothered by her husbands differing sexual history - he has so much experience and she wonders will she be enough to last a lifetime. PS. spoiler alert; it doesnt fucking matter. Do you love audio erotica? Join the Patreon for 2 sexy stories every Wednesday..say hello to your new favorite foreplay or bedtime story=) Get 10% off UBERLUBE + free shipping when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. Go to Uberlube.com now=) Try BlueChew FREEEEEE; just pay $5 for shipping when use code "Housewife" at checkout! A confident man is a sexy man. Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. Ask Anonymously> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on social media=) IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast | Tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected]
2/27/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 59 seconds
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119- a cuck-curious husband, hating sex while pregnant, & choosing your ego over sex. (hint: don't)

Happy Monday- the twin flames broke up (Megan Fox & MGK) so i had to talk about different "types" of couples , and the hardships that coming from different circumstances ie. traveling husbands, or maybe 247 together couple. Hard is relative. Today is jam packed full of listener questions and diving deep into the topics that branch off. First off we have a husband who really enjoys thinking about his wifes HS days (the days she gave alot of guys alot of BJ's)- he enjoys this thought while he gets a BJ from her- sometimes shes down and other times she refuses; is his thought/obsession "normal" and regardless he cant shake it- what is he to do. Next is a wife who is pregnant and finding herself completely disinterested in sex. From her question I cant tell if its soley based on pregnancy hormones/feelings....it seems her relationship and sex life might be suffering as well. Does she sweep it under the rug and chalk it up to being a season, and "this too shall pass" or does she bring it up? Next a eager to please husband went all out for his wife on Valentines Day only to be rejected sexually, 2 days later she initiates physical intimacy and he turns her down due to be shot down previously....i spy game playing and let me tell you it wont work. Tune in because I have homework for all the couples listening too....consider it me forcing you to talk about shit and learn more about your S.O sexual side. Follow me on social media; IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Join the Patreon here. Try Beducated.com 24 hours FREE- code " JORDYN" will also get you discount on yearly pass. https://beducate.me/pd2308-jordyn Try BlueChew.com FREE- use code "Housewife" at checkout and only $5 for shipping!!!! Get 25% off your True Classic purchase when you go to TrueClassic.com/housewife and use code "Housewife" at checkout! True Classic is your one stop shop for all things mens wardrobe!
2/20/202352 minutes, 39 seconds
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118- stop lying about the sex, a wife craving dominance and erotic spanking 101.

It's almost V-Day, do the married people even care? Regardless play it safe and buy her a gift dudes. Todays listener questions include a woman who doesn't give her man oral very often (although she does get it on with him 1-2x a week) her man is actually said the reason for his infidelty was the lack of oral sex in the relationship. How do we feel about this "excuse" and real talk what is she to do? Another listener says the sex is great, but the routine of "not much foreplay"- and "him waiting on his phone on the bed for her to come over and hop on" has become....not great. She longs for a little dominance aka him pushing her against a wall, stripping her down..take control! How does she communicate this desire? PS. Ive got an update for you on cock rings. Todays topic of the hour; Erotic Spanking 101- from locating "the sweet spot"- to positions and in-depth technique and style, Ive got you covered and I hope it inspires curiosity and excitement to bring into the bedroom! Tune in now! Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Like sexy stories? Join the Patreon today! Get my favorite lube ever; UBERLUBE! Go to Uberlube.com and use code "Housewife" at checkout for 10% off your order + free shipping! Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code Housewife at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Go to BlueChew.com Advertising: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected]
2/13/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 15 seconds
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117- Codependent woes, Smelly Genitals, Arousal Types, & Penis Sleeves.

Today is jammed pack with moody monday-ness. Starting off discussing being intentional in your marriage vs. codependency (aka If my spouse isnt OK, Im not OK- to a destructive point.) There indeed is a different and one certainly feels better than the other. Todays listener questions include a story time of a couple who both ending up writing in to THH- the man is complaining his girlfriend of one year wont go down on him- I later receive an email from "said girlfriend" who enlightened me they have been together 10 years longer than her boyfriend mentioned, and the reason she is not generous in the oral department is the constant foul smell of other women on her mans genitals. Let that sink in- and gear up for this story time =) On the topic of smelly private parts, a husband who greatly desires to please his woman orally, just cant muster up the will to -do so as the smell is repulsive to him. He fears bringing this up only leads to mortifying his wife. What is he to do? Another woman says her co-worker comes up to her and shares his "dryer porn" fantasy- I do a real-time reaction to this new discovery plus my thoughts on his motive. Todays topic is arousal styles; the 4 types, what they mean, how to discover yours, and how this knowledge can positively impact the passion between you are S.O. PS. penis sleeve update=) + my personal favorite toy. Join the Patreon for sexy stories every Wednesday. Like a Kitten: Get 15% off your Like A Kitten order! Go to LikeAKitten.com/Housewife use code "Housewife" at checkout. Try Beducated.com ONE DAY FREE + 50% off yearly subscription if you sign up. Use code "JORDYN" to try 24 hours free- no charge whatsoever risk free! visit: https://beducate.me/pd2306-jordyn Lets Get Deep! from the creators of "What Do You Meme" this fun and intimate game will peel back the layers and reveal spicy truths=) Get 20% off your purchase when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. whatdoyoumeme.com/letsgetdeep True Classic- shops mens wear and get 25% off your purchase when you use code "Housewife" go to trueclassic.com/housewife Follow me on social media! IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok: @thehornyhousewife Advertising: [email protected]
2/6/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 20 seconds
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116- roleplay gone wrong, his FYP & small penis humiliation ( SPH ) 101

happy monday=) so many juicy questions today! One listener decided to give it a go with dirty talk, role play and fantasy- but to her and the rest of americas surprise he said her best friends name when he climaxed, and he climaxed harder than ever. Holy shit balls I cant wait to talk about this one. Next a man whose wife just isn't reciprocating the love in return bedroom wise. He doesn't understand, he communicated to her he watches porn and she was devastated- what is he to make of this? Another man says his wife initiates once a month, but that is it- if he attempts she rejects him. Another red flag is that she has randomly become aggressive in bed, and is constantly falsely accusing her husband of infidelity. I spy trouble in paradise. One man is married to a woman with a very attractive 31 year old daughter and find their behavior bizarre; let us decide. Lastly a woman says her mans FYP page is filled with ass/tits/bikini clad women and he says its a social media trap- I do not disagree with him, but I def have more truth to offer. Todays topic per request; SPH aka small penis humiliation, what is it? what drives it? how do women feel about it, what does an SPH kink look like- it might surprise you. Tune in now! Merch launches Feb 1st! Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast visit my website www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com and ask me anything! 2 NEW sexy stories every wednesday! Uberlube! Get 10% off + free shipping at UBERLube.com using my code "Housewife" at checkout Advertsing/Collabs: [email protected]
1/30/202352 minutes, 14 seconds
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115- slutty contact pics, low-risk exhibitionism, and lasting solutions for premature ejaculation.

Today Ive got some A1 advice for the ladies- that will DEF give their men heart eyes...and heart dick lol. You'll be on his mind alllll day=) This moody monday I have my thoughts on social media agenda on relationship and pausing to have some self-awareness in regards to the FYP. Whats your algorithm lookin like? What narratives are you starting to believe; or affirm in your life? Be weary, aware - take the good and leave the rest, and remember all that shines isn't necessarily gold! Todays listener questions; one woman's wants the deets on spankings- and spanking that results in climax =) Another listener has a cuckhold fantasy, his wife is adventurous in the bedroom but gives a hard no to his currently #1 fantasy which is to attend a sex club- should he keep pushing, or drop it? Lastly one advetnerous woman wants some creative ideas for some "low-risk" exhibitionism aka doing it in public- i covered all risk levels and included a few stories hehe. Todays topic of the hour; Lasting Longer in Bed; a common quest! PE is very common, and even if its not techincally "PE" MANY men are looking for lasting solutions (aside from the squeeze method lol) to lay pipe longer. Ive got techniques, suggestions and new way of masturbating. tune in now=) love audio erotica? 2 new sexy stories every Wednesday on the Patreon. Take "Solving Premature Ejaculation" on Beducated.com - Try the entire platform ONE DAY FREE > use code: JORDYN > https://beducate.me/pd2304-jordyn Shop True Classic and get 25% off your order using code: HOUSEWIFE - time to dress like a zaddy. Get your lover something sexy for V-Day at LikeAKitten.com/housewife-use code: housewife to get 15% off. Ask me Anonymously >www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. ~ Follow me on social media ig: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
1/23/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 12 seconds
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114- all talk no sex, from asexual to sex god/goddess & 'showing up' in a sexual experience ft. Tilly Storm

Today Im joined with holistic sex & intimacy coach Tilly Storm; are you a mamma who feels like you lost your groove post childbirth? Are you a man who feels like you've tried all the tips tricks techniques and don't know why you cant have electric sex with your partner; are you a woman who;s drive has plummeted and you are ready to get it back- or learn how, THIS one is for you! Todays listener Q's: one listener confesses to being in love with a married woman who wont leave her family for him; how does he detach. A second listener has a problem I think MANY will relate too- his wife talks dirty all day- says she cant wait to do x, y z, and then...they just end up going to bed. Aha finally time to talk about it. Tune in now! Love audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Get 10% off + free shipping at UBERLUBE.com using our exclusive code housewife at checkout=) Listen to Tilly and I chat on her podcast- EP 203 Want to learn how to FINALLY sexually please your woman? Get the pleasure education you never got and become a better lover today. Check out Tilly Storm’s How to Sexually Please a Woman Training here: https://www.tillystorm.com/a/2147527011/wSwin2TM Book a complimentary Pleasure Assessment call with one of the world’s top 20 sex coaches, Tilly Storm, to discover the #1 thing holding you back from the sex life and relationship of your dreams! http://bit.ly/3VZQ1uA
1/16/20231 hour, 58 seconds
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113- myth or fact; throat orgasms, getting her to submit in the bedroom, and How To: Pleasuring Your Woman.

once upon a time a special guest discussed throat orgasms on THH- we have a few questions; HOW could this possibly be a thing?! Ive got the science/or lack thereof to say- plus other women's experience on the topic. Todays listener questions; one mans desire for more consistent sex, his feelings of rejection and frustration as she lacks at initiating and only seems to have sex on her terms. Another listener suggest the topic of navigating period sex- the do's the don'ts. The don't asks. Lastly a good willing boyfriend wants to be the dominant man in the bedroom his gf desires him to be. How does he go about getting her to submit? Todays topic of the hour; Pleasuring your woman-all it entails and 8 tips to level-up. Tune in now=) Like Audio Erotica? > check out the Patreon, new sexy stories every Wednesday. Get 15% off your order at LikeAKitten.com/housewife use code: Housewife at checkout! Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE + discount on yearly subscription using code: JORDYN visit https://beducate.me/pd2302-jordyn Ask Anon> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]
1/9/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 52 seconds
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112- trapped with mediocre sex, an online affair, a pregnant woman's fantasy & "The Penis Massage"

Happy New Year Freaky Fam www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok: @thehornyhousewife Advertising: [email protected]
1/2/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 55 seconds
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111- A chronically vanilla wife, leg humping, & breast massage benefits and technique.

Today we start the massage series. part 1 of 2. Today breast massage, next week penis massage. The perks of breast massage are not just a feel good moment, eroticism, but also reigniting sensitivity. Are you a woman whose nipples lost sensitivity post child birth- this is a possible solution and there isn't one reason you shouldn't give this a go..because my god it feels good lol. Im giving how-to, step by step technique. Todays listener questions feature a man who wants to be able to please his woman even on her period...lets talk options. Another woman is a wife to a traveling man, and when he gets home they go at it....Ive got ideas on how can they keep it exciting and not stagnant. Lastly we have many male listeners asking the same question; what to do when they are met with unwillingness, disinterest in the bedroom. It seems as if vanilla sex is the only sight in their in future, and the conversation and intentionality doesn't seem to be penetrating. I also have an awesome follow up from a previous listener who shared his fantasy for a happy ending at a massage parlor...I suggested a conversation..he had it....let me share how it went=) If you like the show make sure to subscribe and give a 5 star review=) If you love sexy stories + knowing I'm reading them go check out the patreon here. Get a naughty erotic box, a new toy, or another amazing bedroom product at Like a Kitten! Use my code "HOUSEWIFE" get 15% off - a portion of every sale goes to charities that focus on empowerment, education &health! Go to www.likeakitten.com/housewife and use code Housewife at checkout. follow me on IG: @_Thehornyhousewifepodcast email the host: [email protected] advertising/collabs: [email protected]
12/26/202253 minutes, 39 seconds
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110- one woman's post infidelity sex woes, "a mutually pleasurable BJ" how-to, and why most open marriages fail.

its a LISTENERS QUESTION EXCLUSIVE for todays ep. First off we have a woman whose husband cheated; they chose to work it out, she feels to blame for neglecting his physical needs- he has expressed his disdain for her lack of "touching herself" during the act. She feels awkward and not naturally inclined to do this- she's looking for tips, inspiration and my opinion. Second- Rimboy78 thats all I say just listen to the episode. Number three, a man wants to eat his wife ass- but he has the very valid question of; what do I do after? Do I wash my mouth, can I kiss her, whats the hygiene sitch.....Ive got answers and solutions=) Fourth-a couple who has a rock solid marriage, they evolved into swinging and then decided to do their homework on a topic they were curious about: open marriage. Once they discovered most open marriages end in divorce they ending their conquest immediately as nothing was worth the risk of losing what they had with one another. This led to the much needed convo; the pros and cons of opening a marriage and the reality of what this actually means. Lastly one down ass wife enjoys pleasing her man; BJ's aren't by any means her fav bc they are kinda boring to her- she doesn't mind his dick, his seed, and she actually enjoys his balls- but she doesn't enjoy the experience and she's looking for my advice....I think Im going to change her world, and maybe yours with this one. Tune in now! Like audio erotica..aka sexy stories read aloud my moi, every Wednesday on the Patreon. Try BEDUCATED one day FREE using my code "JORDYN". (also gets you discount if you sign up) http://beducate.me/pd2251-jordyn Get 30% off your first order of Microdose Gummies (or strain-specific) go to Microdose.com use code; HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth advertising: [email protected] email the host: [email protected]
12/19/202258 minutes, 40 seconds
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109- sex toys, spit vs. lube & arousal blueprints, the effects of porn, and non-monogamy w/ Caitlin V.

Today busting the myth that all men roll their eyes when their SO reaches for the dildo in the bedside table; what do guys really think of sex toys in the bedroom all togetha!? I polled the men- they answered=) Today listener questions; one woman wants to know if she needs to get over her ick in regards to spit...can we get over the .5 seconds it takes to grab the damn lube! Another listener wants to know why come winter her libido has taken a dive; how to keep it hot when its cold? Today I am joined with Caitlin V! Caitlin is a sex and relationship coach, youtuber, and host of "Good Sex" on Discovery Plus. - we chit chatted about all kinds of awesome things, the 5 'blueprints' of arousal; energetic, sensual, sexual, kinky, and shape-shifter..which are you?! We deep dived porn, its effects, using it ethically, and what stupid things from porn interfere with our sex life. I got personal and asked Caitlin how being a sex coach effects her own sex life, and she comes out as nonmongomous on the podcast and we get to see the her POV. You don't wanna miss. Check Caitlin out at www.caitlinvneal.com and follow her on IG at @caitlinvictoriousx Enjoy audio erotica? Listen to me read sexy stories every Wednesday over on the Patreon. Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth Learn more about Microdosing THC at Microdose.com; use code HOUSEWIFE to get free shipping+30% off your first order! Get 15% a Like a Kitten erotic box; aka the perfect naughty holiday gift. Go to likeakitten.com/housewife; use code HOUSEWIFE for discount.
12/12/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 55 seconds
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108- take the load, bi curious fantasies, jealous of old lovers, and "How-To; Erotic Date Night"

Its you and me better than ever baby. Today lets talk about what YOU want to know about. We've got a female listener who isn't a fan of cum; Im here to not sugar coat shit and to tell her; take the damn load. Why is the sticky icky the worst ever? Lets dive deeper and hype her up. Another listener hates that her man has been intimate with women that runs in close by circles in the same city- she wishes it didn't bother her..but it does. This is V relatable; and as a woman Ive got sound advice to level up. Third we have a wife who likes the girl on girl porn, she's bi vibes, and told her hubby- naturally this excited him and he's running with it. Threesome? Should this stay in fantasy land, or maybe take it to the next level and turn it into reality? Lastly, a new listener inquires as to what exactly is a "erotic date night"- I dive deeper in a HOW TO- lets level it up for all you freaky-deeks at home=) Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. 2 new sexy stories every Wednesday! Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Try BEDUCATED one day free! Use code JORDYN. Code also gets you 40% off yearly subscription.http://beducate.me/pd2249-jordyn Add TRUE CLASSIC Tee's to your Christmas wish list-or get him the perfect gift, go to Trueclassic.com/Housewife to get 25% off your order at check using code: Housewife Ask Anon >>> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]
12/5/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 51 seconds
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107- why women are faking it, a "happy ending" fantasy, making a sex tape & gender roles.

Thanksgiving is over get those kids back to school baby! Happy Monday- lay todays lets giggle and chat. The listeners brought the juice with todays Q's; First up we have a listener who says his wife NEVER initiates, she doesn't say no-she always puts out, but she doesn't seem into it. He wonders if she's cheating, he wishes she would sext every now and then, and basically he doesn't know how to approach this topic to discuss- I've got his back. Next up we have a listener with a "happy ending" at a massage parlor fantasy. the taboo level is through the roof for him- and in short he wants to know when an orgasm is considered cheating...are all orgasms outside your partner a no- no? Lastly a listener wants to know why women fake it...Im going to be brutally honest- lets talk pros and cons and WHY. Today I gift you ladies with some tips on how to make a super sexy at home vid/photoshoot to gift your man. No cost and smiles for days-weeks. Also inspo for making at home video together=) Todays topic is gender roles, the masculine and the feminine. Do you want your wife to be softer, more receptive; do yo want your husband to step up, be dominate, lead his family....listen in..lets break this pattern. Love audio erotica? New sexy stories every Wednesday on the Patreon. Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Like a Kitten! Get 15% off your order > the purrrfect gift for the holidays! Use code: HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Likeakitten.com/housewife Get 30% off your first order of Microdose Gummies! Use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout go to Microdose.com use code HOUSEWIFE Cancel unneeded/unused subscriptions using Rocket Money! Go to RocketMoney.com/Housewife to get started saving money!
11/28/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 5 seconds
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106- Going from 'wasting the pretty' to fisting his backdoor. ft. Layla London

Do the holidays coming up have you feel stressed/blue/horny/not horny/irritable AF? Look no further, Im here to validate the f*ck out of you and pow wow. Todays listener questions include a woman who admits to having a vanilla sex life, but is now giving effort to spicing it up, her struggle is not feeling awkward, or just 'not sexy'. Im here with solutions on amping up your sexual confidence; this applies for both men and women because we all could use a reminded of who are as sexual beings. Second listener question isa husband who adores his wife, is very attracted to her; but her desire for sex is non existent..and once s month is cutting it. His wife compares talking about sex to toture...so willingness seems to be a problem. My thoughts. Today we have a GUEST=) Layla London, host of The Curious Girl Diaries podcast, is here with me chatting about her dry time, her sexual awakening, her sex bucket list, the "roster", her feelings towards men, her experience fisting a man (my fav part), and her message to women, and her sex tips for men. TUNE IN NOW =) Learn more about Layla London at www.thecuriousgirldiaries.com Join my Patreon for new audio erotica every Wednesday. Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE plus discount on yearly subscription using code: JORDYN http://beducate.me/pd2247-jordyn Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth.
11/21/202259 minutes, 26 seconds
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105- implants & pleasure, fewer orgasms , and Face Sitting 101.

What do you get when 2 vigins get married and one wants sex and the other not really? A fucking problem. Today one of our listener questions is just that, they have done it a total of 6 times since they got married and the brideee is the one itching for more intimacy. What could this mean? Is it shame around sexuality, sexual identity crisis, or just being timid? Lets take a looksie. Another listener asks if his wife getting implants would effect her sensitive. Will sucking and playing with still be arousing and pleasurable? Lastly a husband says his wife used to be able to orgasm easily, now only with his fingers or tongue- is this issue going to get worse? will she be able to orgasm how she used too ever again? Im giving you my thoughts and insight on a womans body, aging, and SOLUTIONS to problems as they arise. Please is a priority and we deserve to get off=) Todays topic of the hour: face f*cking, face sitting- all the things! From the WHY, to the HOW. What makes it erotic, the kinks and fetish's that come along with face sitting, the people who enjoy the experience, or the couples who just enjoy the activity and oral sex and want to get creative or inspired in the bedroom. Ive got techniques, ways to best stimulate, more position suggestions than kneeling or hovering- and tips for the MEN aka the bottoms in this situation and how they can best serve their top receiving=) Tune in for all the hott tips now. If you enjoy audio erotica the patreon is the place for you! new sexy stories every Wednesday. Like a Kitten! Level up your sex life, this is the perfect gift to spice it up! Get 15% off a Like a Kitten gift box using code "Housewife" at checkout! Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth." Cancel your unwanted/not needed subscriptions using Rocket Money! Go to Rocketmoney.com/Housewife to get started! Get Daddy a sexy T from True Classic! Go to TrueClassic.com -Use code "Housewife" to get 25% off your order today! True classic T's feel good, look good! https://trueclassictees.com/HOUSEWIFE Ask Anon Here << Follow me on social media: IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising Inquiries: [email protected]
11/14/202254 minutes, 54 seconds
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104- genital hygiene, women's panties, and eating pussy technique.

Today Im starting off discussing how we keep our pussies and penis's CLEAN. Maybe busting some myths around douching, and reminding men that the water running from the shower doesn't clean their assholes. Also reviewing how to prep for anal play. Todays listener questions are about the types of panties we wear and what does it mean, how to get your husband to spank you, how to get the sex back post partum, and what to tell the man who needs it more than once a week ( note: the once a week is really great sex)......this brings us (me) to the topic of insatiability vs actual neglect from our partners. Boredom vs. Peace....are we OK, or is it never enough? What lies are we telling ourselves? What are we focused on? Todays topic is eating pussy technique and I polled YOU , men and women, telling us the BEST of the BEST when it comes to good pussy eating skills....tune in NOW. Try ALL Beducated's courses one day FREE use code "JORDYN" - also will get you 60% off yearly subscription ** this is their Black Friday sale, Freaky Fam gets exclusive access to this sale for the entirety of November** > http://beducate.me/pd2245-jordyn Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. AUDIO EROTICA? > join the patreon. Ask me anything anonymously. Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
11/7/202252 minutes, 30 seconds
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103- habitual porn, keeping a traveling husband happy and being your wife's boyfriend.

Today Im catching up with you w/some giggles and a sex story time. Giving further insight into a review left by a listener who wants to know what it meant when I said I thought being middle aged and unmarried could be a red flag....I go on to explain my opinion. (its just an opinion chill) along with some other *not needed but she's got a point* red flags for laughs. Todays listener questions include a traveling husband whose wife is resistant to sending nudes, he would love nothing more than to enjoy the sight of his wifes beautiful body for him to self pleasure while away-instead he turns to porn. Willl his desire ever be fulfilled? Another husband wants to know why his wife can't specifically point out what turns her on. She says "she likes it all"- but he yearns for a deeper answer. Next we have a young man dating a young woman who feels SOME type of way about his porn use. He thinks their issues will only progress but he hasn't had the guts to break up. Are his expectations off, or are hers? My thoughts. Lastly, a woman whose husband is struggling to get it as hard as he used too, and as quickly. She has noticed doggy is his go to position- and she is starting to feel insecure. Does this mean he is cheating? Not attracted? Or is this just getting old? Tune in now! Enjoy audio erotica?! Join the Patreon. New sexy stories uploaded every Wednesday. Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Cancel unnecessary, unwanted subscriptions using Rocket Money! Go to RocketMoney.com/Housewife to get started! Follow me on social media! IG- @_Thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ask anonymously > www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: [email protected]
10/31/202252 minutes, 7 seconds
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102- the unsolicited dick pic, sexual jealousy, eating ass, and getting divorced.

This monday I start off with a rant on "the unsolicited dick pic" not the first one I've received, but considering the method I handled it..it might be the last ;). Who knows tho, men are ballsy. Today lots of listener Q's; retroactive jealous- she hates this bitch but like to think of her man fucking her...is something wrong with her..lets talk sexual jealousy! Jealousy leading to arousal and the psychology behind it! Super interesting. Next a man whose wife is not only grumpy, but just never in the mood...he needs help and fast. Lastly we have a 31 F whose husbands kinks are getting.....a little intense. Like I want you to po*p while I f*ck you and have you fart on my fingers....I was upset too don't fret, but lets dive deeper lol. Is he insane and weird? Is she wrong to have him (in her words) "suppressing his desires" should she just go for it? Or should she draw the line? Todays topics are tossing salad and discussing the top 10 reasons couples are getting divorced in the US. my thoughts of course=) tune in! Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Microdose Gummies > Legal in ALL 50 states! Go to Microdose.com - use code HOUSEWIFE to get 30% and free shipping. Like audio erotica? Join my patreon =) New sexy stories every Wednesday. Ask anonymously Advertising: [email protected] PR: [email protected]
10/24/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 17 seconds
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101- a bowl cut puss, age gap relationships, and how to go about mutual masturbation.

I suggest toking up before this episode bc she (I) was slightly unhinged in todays EP. Sharing my truth about my pubic hair grooming gone wrong was just the one of many joys experienced in this episode. Todays listener questions consist of a man intrigued to know my personal stance/opinion on older men with younger women...so I went ahead and shared my thoughts on all types of age gap relationships, and went hard in the paint. Another listener is man who has been with men prior to marrying his wife, and is now finding the urge again. In the bedroom his wife and him "Pegg" but this is no longer satisfying the urge....how should he approach his wife. I couldn't help but wonder if relationship has been negatively impacted. I share my thoughts. Last but not least a womans husband messed up (ill tell you everything) and they moved past it and she blamed herself, she has made sure to be more intentional in the sexy department. Now she is trying to spice it up and have fun with hubby in and outside the bedroom and he is resistant to her attempts. She feels rejected, hurt and confused. Should she lay off? Is she being desperate? Todays topic is mutual masturbation and stay tuned for homework freaky fam....just click play. love u xoxo PS. love audio erotica? Join the patreon=). Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE use code "JORDYN" (also gives you discount on subscription) http://beducate.me/pd2242-jordyn Get 25% OFF @trueclassic with promo code "Housewife" at Trueclassic.com/Housewife Ask Anonymously > www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast
10/17/202250 minutes, 21 seconds
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100- hallpasses, fake boobs, and fisting for beginners.

Hallpasses, all in novelty, which hott celebs are your fantasy? I polled you ,weighed in, giggled and shared mine. Happy Monday freaky fam, today I wanted to discuss the frustration felt when you feel like you ARE intentional in your marriage and they still won't budge! The sex ISNT getting better, you DONT feel closer- what now? Today's listener questions include a woman who finds her husband fantasy silly, so how does she go through with it? Another man knows his wife's most powerful orgasm is on all fours with her vibrating d*ldo and he wants to re-create...-lets get honest in this answer=) One wife is insecure about her breasts post breastfeeding and not only wonders what her husband thinks regardless of his reassurance, but she also misses her full C cup and thinks about surgery...my thoughts. Last but not least a man with a dirty panty fetish, how does he tell his wife/lover?! Todays topic of the episode: FISTING. I took a course and am sharing all iv learned; from benefits, to the conversation, detailing How-To and needed aftercare. Tune in now=) Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Microdose Gummies. Go to Microdose.com to learn more and use code: HOUSEWIFE to get free shipping & 30% off your first order. Go to Manscaped.com and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code HOUSEWIFE. Like audio erotica? Join the patreon. Sexy stories every Wednesday.
10/10/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 18 seconds
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99- your "O" face, spouses desiring more sex and girls that are aroused by jealousy.

Locker room talk 101, your O face, his O face, her O face, girls can get performance anxiety- and squirting feedback for all. I adore you freaky fam. Buckle in-All your listener questions are going down today. We've got a husband yearning to release his load on his hott wife face- she is resistant to this idea-how can we change this?! If at all? A man with a perfect relationship except the fact he could sex a couple of more times a week- if only! My thoughts. Next up a wife who is fed up feeling undesired, sending racy texts with no reply, she is horny and he just isn't, she should be bothered? Hell ya. Lets talk about it. Another woman raves about her marriage, but gets nostalgic when thinking of the "pressed against the wall, ripping our clothes off, hott and heavy passionate-cant get enough of you- sex, and wondering does it ever come back? Our last and final question is about jealous + arousal=) Getting horny from being jealous! There are women who exist that get wet thinking of their man with another woman, in fact they like to get off to it- but it DOESNT mean they want to try this IRL. Tune in to hear more! Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Try Beducated (80+ courses) 24 hours FREE with code "JORDYN" plus discount on yearly subscription. Link: http://beducate.me/pd2240-jordyn Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Ask anonymously>www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com follow me on Instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]
10/3/202256 minutes, 38 seconds
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98- comparing sex lives, struggling to ejaculate, and the art of fingering.

Do you love audio erotica? Join the patreon today for new sexy stories published every Wednesday. Happy Monday freaky fam- todays listener questions consist of a woman who can't shake knowing her husband fucked a girl they mutually know from the past; another womans husband ejaculates only 50% of the time even thought there sex life seem hott right now she can't seem to comprehend how he is okay with not finishing the deed. Lastly, a couple is interested in hitting the strip club together and wants to know what if I have any tips/advice/suggestions for this type of exploration. Todays hot topic is "ze art of fingering"-get to use those fingers and maximum pleasure. Married couples always need to inspo and refreshers on making sex sexier. tune in now. =) Join the patreon here. Ask Anonymously Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Follow me on socials. IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]
9/26/202258 minutes, 10 seconds
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97- horny and unsatisfied, unwilling to compromise and bringing erotic to the everyday with Dr.Alexandra Stockwell

Happy Monday- todays listener questions include a husband whose wife resist his attempts at oral sex; he wants ALL of her and can't seem to comprehend why she denies him her lovely lady parts. Is it her or him? Another listener is a high libido wife who goes out of her way to be intentional and sexy in her marriage and its not reciprocated....in fact its not going sexy at all. This rejection has her resentful and horny for attention and sexual affection. Listen in on my perspective and advice. Today Im joined with the lovely Dr. Alexandra Stockwell, she is an intimate marriage coach and has been married 26 years- after her and her husband had more time to themselves in the marriage she thought the sex would get better; turns out nothing happened and she had to face her fears in regards to communicating her needs around sex to her husband. We discussed venting vs. dumping our emotions; why she believes not compromising is the answer to a sexy passionate fulfilling marriage, and how to navigate hard conversations around sex. Dr. Alexandra helps couples everywhere work through the issues blocking them from intimacy as well help guide them to bringing erotic in to the everyday. Visit. www.alexandrastockwell.com to learn more about todays guest. Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE **80+ Courses** use code: JORDYN (also gets you discount on yearly pass=) ) http://beducate.me/pd2238-jordyn Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabds: [email protected]
9/19/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 24 seconds
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96-dry vaginas, a relationship lacking oral sex, and insatiable women ft.audio erotica

Chilling out this monday with some you me and freaky fam locker room talk. its a LA LA LA listener question kinda monday, and Im shooting the shit. From a vagina that dry and frequently tears, to a women whose husband hasn't eaten her out in a decade......Iv got solutions baby. Ive got inspiration mommy's and daddies. Clarification in regards to how exactly missionary anal is achieved; women expressing their insatiability and wandering eye- the woes that come with a high drive to fuck. Today''s audio erotica is chapter 1 aka the build up; entitled "Office Hours- chapter 1". by u/Jadeoceanwrites. Chapter 2 will be read on the patreon next Wednesday. If you love audio erotica join the patreon here. Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth! Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANON >> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising/collabs: [email protected]
9/12/20221 hour, 1 minute, 41 seconds
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95-improving your sex position game, vanilla partners and mutual masturbation.

Needing inspiration in the bedroom? Stuck in auto pilot? Todays final segment is all things getting creative in the bedroom, discussing positions that increase depth, penetration, stimulate the g-spot, and ones that give easy access to all the hott spots=) Today I'm talking everything from nicknames for our pussys, listeners who partners are more vanilla for their style, mutual masturbation good or bad?, and increasing your libido as a woman. (I'm sure MANY women can relate!) Also I'm following up from last weeks episode, one listener had a great idea on how to initiate the male g-spot play and other male listeners gave me the scoop on "do men like to see what their ex's are up too?!" Do you enjoy audio erotica? Listen to me every Wednesday tell 2 sexy stories on the patreon=) <<click here! Sexy daddy's wear True Classic. Use my code "Housewife" at checkout for 25% off! Go to RexMD.com/housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE! Use code JORDYN=) **also gets you discount on yearly pass! http://beducate.me/pd2237-jordyn-hornyhousewife Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepod ASK ANONYMOUSLY
9/5/20221 hour, 6 seconds
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94- Retroactive Jealousy, Kinks, Tantra & BDSM ft. audio erotica

Today merging the concepts of Kink, Tantra, an BDSM- educating listeners on the definition, breaking the stereotype in our (my) mind(s)- and discovering possibilities. Todays listener questions entail a man who wonders if his wife fantasizes about women due to her love for him being hairless, a mans whose wife has told him she has fallen out of love and he can't bear the thought of coparenting, a woman who experiences self diagnosed "retroactive jealous" (we deep dive a little), and a woman who needs tips on how to change up initiating sex! (the tips will keep coming every EP so stick around;) ) Today a sneak peak into the *patron life* with some delicious audio erotica entitled "Laying Around". Join the Patreon<< new audio erotica every Wednesday! Get 25% off at TrueClassic.com by using code 'housewife' at checkout! or click here<3 Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Follow me on social media. IG-_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Me Anything Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]
8/29/20221 hour, 1 minute, 11 seconds
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93- Reconnecting, the male G-Spot and all things HIS brown starfish- anal series pt.2

Today is the final installment of all things buttholes. Today we are talking about the dudes; have you ever been curious about the male g-spot, (also known as the "P s pot" aka prostate) well your in luck because we are diving deep (hehe) and discussing everything from light external stimulation-to pegging. Whatever floats your boat right? Don't knock it till you try it and trust me theres loads of evidence pointing to very pleasurable=) Todays listener questions consist of a man who loves his hott wife but due to her demanding job ( owning/starting her own business) life has become more busy, with her schedule It seems like sex isn't her on her priority list and he feels lonely- Ive got solutions! Another woman's libido took a dive for roughly 9 years, but its back- and she's ready to do new things with her man, she wants to be touched in a way he hasn't ever toucher her before....how can she tell him? All of this and more-tune in now! Get 20% off your Cannfusion Juice **Legal in ALL 50 states*** make sure to use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout!! Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Like Audio Erotica? Want to message me and talk relationships? Join the PATREON! <<<< Follow me on social media=) IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANONYMOUSLY: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] The Horny Housewife podcast is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts- a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
8/22/20221 hour, 16 seconds
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92-Hairy Vaginas, Porn Star Pussy, and Anal Sex How-To's part 1

Anal sex 101 part 1- today we discuss anal sex with women; the most comfortable position, worries, whats needed and whats not. For both men and women Ill be opening your eyes to perspective about the booty hole- my personal opinion, and my personal tips and tricks for maximum anal pleasure. Next week on to the mens back door;). Today I start off discussing your follow up from me asking the men what they think about "porn star pussies"- what is the IDEAL pussy? Im not talking the feel, I'm talking the look; labia, lips and pigment. Per usual Im answering your kick ass relatable listener questions; One man's soon to be wife has gained some extra weight, he misses her early relationship body and has NO idea how to tackle this convo with her...honestly he needs more than luck, Im giving you my thoughts plus giving insight to all listeners who might relate to his struggle, or being in his wife's position! Another listener is looking for ways to introduce role play into their sex life, and another listener has fallen for a single mom and wants to know what a single mom may be looking for in a long term partner as well as date ideas etc.... TUNE IN you don't wanna miss=) Join the Patreon :) ad-free audio erotica TRY BEDUCATED ONE DAY FREE! 100's OF COURSES-ALL ACCESS-CODE: JORDYN Try REXMD - Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Follow me on social media! instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANONYMOUSLY Advertising/Business Inquiries: [email protected] The Horny Housewife podcast is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
8/15/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 4 seconds
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91 - BBW love, Swingers, Jealousy, & Polyamory ft. Joli Hamilton

Today we are joined with Joli Hamilton- "a coach for couples who color outside of the lines"-not only do we get to hear her super interesting story of going from a monogamous married woman, to marrying a man in a open marriage-and now being polyamorous. Joli also talks coaching couples who think they want to open their marriage, what she find is successful and isn't; and we do a deep dive on jealously. You won't want to miss our awesome convo=) Today I started off with listener questions; one man loves his "big beautiful woman"-yet she feels very insecure and struggles to take a compliment. One girls boyfriend is constantly looking at other women, engaging with them and basically being a large POS- I made sure to really lay reality out and hype any women up dealing with this situation. If you love audio erotica make sure you check out the PATREON :https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Take Joli's Quiz: https://www.tryinteract.com/share/quiz/626be6be8dc15e00185d7c34 Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. ASK ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com follow me on social media IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising [email protected]
8/8/20221 hour, 22 minutes, 49 seconds
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90 - Fantasy and Roleplay ft juicy listener questions

What annoys you about your spouse? I asked the freaky fam and y'all answered! Im sharing and commentating, lets draw a consensus. Todays listener questions - one mans wife talks pretty dirty in the bedroom but during day hours she won't speak of it, he wants to know more- how does he go about it? Next a man is frustrated as his wife has strict rules during sex like, no boobs, only missionary-she is resistant to sex basically, is his situation hopeless? Todays topic is Fantasy and Polarity, part 4 of Beducated's Tantric Date night series. First night, "human play doll"- you will want to hear more trust me- second night, fantasy- roleplaying, trust me these "erotic date nights" are a SLAM DUNK if your looking to connect, increase passion and have hott fucking sex. Tune in now=) Try BEDUCATED 24 hours FREE! Plus 40% off yearly subscription with code JORDYN http://beducate.me/pd2228-jordyn Like audio erotica? Join my patreon, new sexy short stories uploaded every Wednesday! https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs [email protected]
8/1/202256 minutes, 37 seconds
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89-motivated to f#ck, post partum sex, tantric date night pt 3 ft. audio erotica (MF)

Locker room talk today freaky fam! Today I'm giving you my personal insight on how "I stayed motivated to fuck"-hopefully you'll find inspiration (or laughter) in my answers and opinion.Todays listener questions consist of a woman whose finance has a same sex friendship that is def giving red flags*** ie. she is rude to said woman aka his future wife, and she is a wedge between them! Im not holding back. Another listener is a new parent and his wife is one month PP- he wants their first post partum sexual experience to be amazing, how can he make sure of this?! Today we continue our tantric date night series, part 3 is short and sweet and you must implement 10/10 recommend. Lastly if you are on the fence about the patreon-today I included one of the episodes from the patreon to give you a little inside scoop!! enjoy=) xoxo Become a patron ! https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Follow me! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising [email protected]
7/25/202252 minutes, 53 seconds
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88-Monogamy, open relationships ,porn,exploring your kinks and sexual shame ft. Heather Shannon

Today Im joined with Heather Shannon, sex therapist, who works with all kinds of couples and individuals. She helps people open up their marriages, or work on issues that arise in ANY type of marriage(monogamous, poly,swingers, asexual etc) We of course discussed mismatched libido, as well as kinks, attachment styles, porn use etc....you don't wanna miss. Todays listener questions come from a girl looking to make some extra cash on the side and wants to know the scoop on the feet pics; our other listener wishes his wife would explore some kinks (stay tuned for the interview bud;) ) and I'm sharing one listeners story of beating the odds in love. ( a young married couple making it to the 20 year mark) TUNE IN Join the Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Get 20% off your order of CANNFUSION JUICE!! **legal in ALL 50 states** www.cannfusionjuice.com code HOUSEWIFE Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. www.heathershannon.co >> Todays lovely guest
7/18/202254 minutes, 44 seconds
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87- Separation, Cheating, Disinterested

ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS!! I love you- thanks so freaking much! Today I'm refreshed freaky fam, she's back from Vegas and ready to answer your questions=) One listener's wife is ready to separate, he wants his marriage but she's decided on parting ways- he wants to know is there hope?! I share stories from personal friends who have gone through very similar situations and why it was the best thing to ever happen to their relationship. Next a man expresses the sadness he feels as he sees his wife is no longer interested; penetration is rare, and its more like mutual pleasuring one another versus making love. My opinion on the matter was harsh-but probably reality. Finally a young wife confesses her wandering eye, she loves her husband but her coworker makes her feel some time of way-how can she behave and why is this even happening? TUNE IN - ps. Do you want to hear me read a sexy story? Become a patron, I release 2 sexy stories every Wednesday for your listening pleasure =) https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Get your WOMANZIER PRO 40 on Amazon Prime Day July 12th - save link to set your reminder http://lovehoney.co/HornyPro40 Follow me
7/11/202253 minutes, 18 seconds
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86- unwanted pubic hair, eating her out, handling what triggers you, and audio erotica.

Happy Monday! Todays Im discussing being a normal fucking human being and experiencing being triggered. How do you handle that shit with your spouse? How can you handle it better, what can you gain from these experiences, and how you can make sure this shit isn't cockblocking your sex life. Todays listener questions; one woman loves her husband oh so much, but their is a problem...he doesn't eat her out. What the fuck is she to do? I'm letting her know my thoughts=) One husband isn't a fan of his wife's au natural hairy bush-how does he tell her this is eh, a turn off? Does this make him a royal douche? Tune in to find out. Today I end the episode reading you a lil lil audio erotica....a short but intense story about a sub getting dominated by "daddy" aka her roommate. If you like, then you'll LOVE the patreon -https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Get your WeVibe by LoveHoney on Amazon Prime Day!!! Click the link below and save the date! July 12th & 13th http://lovehoney.co/HornySync FOLLOW ME IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @Thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs [email protected]
7/4/202257 minutes, 22 seconds
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85-dying marriages, insecurity, large labias, and confessing your desires in tantric date night pt. 3

Lets discuss the inevitable ups and downs; what resentment unresolved goes to look like in your marriage. What are your options, is it hopeless, and how do you handle it? Next we talk your roster; does your spouse know your #, I polled the freaky fam on social media the majority of you are open book while others would rather you not ask- one listener asks how he could about finding out his wife's past, and I give my honest opinion. One female listener expresses her insecurity about her large labia and her hype queen has arrived, another male listener wants sex everyday and has a wife with 4 kids under 2- oh whatever shall he do. Spoiler alert: its just a season, chill bro - but don't worry bc I have the perfect line to get a warmed up wife instead of a closed off wife! Todays last segment is part 3 of our TANTRIC DATE NIGHT SERIES and its all about telling them what you reallllllllllly want, no holding back!!!! Tune in now to level up your sex life. xoxo JOIN THE PATREON; for sexy ad free erotic short stories and an intimate community setting .https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs [email protected]
6/27/202243 minutes, 52 seconds
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84- DMT, A wandering eye, 3somes, and pussy appreciation.

Happy Monday Freaky Fam!! The pateron has officialy launched- link below. Today we start off with me sharing my experience with "the spirit molecule" aka DMT- next I'm discussing the 5 phases of relationships, and then dive into this weeks listener questions! One mans wandering eye, another couples interest in a 3some, one husbands wife who has zero drive any longer and what to do! Todays part 2 of our Tantric Date night series is PUSS appreciation- so take some damn notes! =) Join the Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. CANNFUSION JUICE- legal in all 50 states! code HOUSEWIFE for 20% off go to cannfusionjuice.com follow me: IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast TIktok-@thehornyhouswifepodcast
6/20/20221 hour, 1 minute, 52 seconds
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83- threesomes, stale-sex, and Cock Devotion pt.1 of Tantric Date Night Series

Patreon is LIVE link below! Follow me on IG to stay connected @_thehornyhousewifepodcast. Todays listener questions are about a couple wanting to possibly add a woman to the bedroom, they want to know any tips or things to stay away from. One woman says her husband isn't into her anymore, he can't keep an erection and recently happily obliged to her idea to go to a swingers club-the sex life is stale does she have any hope. Our last listener question is a man who said his wife straight up told her she isn't into it anymore, she doesn't want gifts or to burden him in anyway-she rejects any initiation of love and he feels gut punched. Jordy is giving it to ya straight=) Today is the first part of the 5 part series of Tantric Date Nights- Cock Devotion is todays segment and YOU WILL WANT TO HEAR IT ALL! Godbless the mens dicks and the ladies confidence. JOIN THE PATREON (ad free audio erotica + more) https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Foria Welless (my fav sex oil/lube/suppositores) use code JORDYNHAKES20 for 20% off.https://www.foriawellness.com FOLLOW ME AND ASK ANYTHING ig- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ADVERTISING [email protected]
6/13/202257 minutes, 19 seconds
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82- handjob technique tips, Dirtytalk 101, and a man who needs his wife sex drive back. ft. audio erotica (MF)

Hey freaky fam today we are learning some TECHNIQUE, in regards to good ol fashion HJ. (who woulda thought), these are sure to spice up the bedroom and build confidence. Speaking of building confidence who doesn't want to get better at dirt talk-lets give you some pointers. Of course today we have some super relatable juicy listener questions one being a man who can't take the sexual neglect any longer. He wants his wife back-tune in to hear my thoughts. Todays audio erotica: "I (M21) fuck my boss (33F) for a promotion" written by reddit user U/bearetico. Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Try Cannfusion Juice -legal in ALL 50 state. www.cannfusionjuice.com CODE: HOUSEWIFE for 20% off
6/6/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 19 seconds
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81 - the kink she won't give me, shower sex, UTI's and becoming a lazy lover.

Happy Monday- A quick half an hour EP this week- Starting off discussing insatiability in the bedroom. What if we are faced with the question of, what if he/she never is down for "x, y or z" will I just have to get over it, or is this deal breaker shit? I of course don't hold back- on to listener questions, a couples desire for making shower sex sexy, a female listener with frequent UTI's, a man wondering if all women become lazy lovers or are the dudes getting less appealing with time? (trick question huh) TUNE IN Relationship School Get 50% your first month of relationship coaching when you mention The Horny Housewife. www.relationshipschool.com FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] Discount Codes and Links: https://linktr.ee/Thehornyhousewife
5/30/202236 minutes, 27 seconds
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80- a mans cuck fantasy, a not so passionate affair, and throat orgasms with sex goddess Susan Bratton

Happy Monday- freaky fam first off we are diving into listener questions and boy are they juicy- a mans fantasy, one womans married boyfriend, and a sex starved finance. Today I'm so pumped to tell you that we are joined with Susan Bratton aka sex goddess, aka intimacy expert to millions -and let me tell you she is blowing my MINDDDD with the technique tips! Susan and I dive deep into setting the men straight on "how to fuck"-breaking stigmas and telling like it is, there is no sugar coating per usual, grab your pen and paper bc we are about to level up your sex life. Ps. have you ever heard of throat orgasms.... bc neither had I !!!! =P To find all the amazing resources mentioned by Susan go to www.susanbratton.com Join the Patreon=) https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast 20% off CANNFUSION JUICE Get your delicious, legal in all 50 states, THC infused, cold pressed juice at www.cannfusionjuice.com code HOUSEWIFE for 20% off WOMANIZER PREMIUM 2- two words "air suction"- run, get it now code: HOUSEWIFE20 for 20% off sitewide http://lovehoney.co/Housewife advertising/collabs [email protected]
5/23/20221 hour, 19 minutes, 42 seconds
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79- How to be sexually confident, a vibrator ruining your sex life, and whats up with penis pumps.

~moody monday~ This weeks topic is sexual confidence, do you feel worthy of pleasure? Do you know what steps to take to feel more sexually confident and fulfilled? Im talking about the most important aspect of sexual confidence and how to breed more. Todays listener questions; one man wants to know why I told guys to ditch the penis pumps yet I have my own augmented body parts. Another listener wants to know how to approach his wife who religiously brings the vibrator into the bed with them; he is the one who in fact purchased them, but now is starting to resent them! Our last listener question is in regards to how a man can encourage his wife to be more exploratory with her fantasies, more specifically a threesome. His wife has already expressed her attraction and interest with other females, and when they were dating teased the idea of threesome, but what to make of it now? I GOT YOU- TUNE IN=))) TRY BEDUCATED 1 DAY FREE! CODE: JORDYN http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifepod TALK TO A CERTIFIED RELATIONSHIP COACH !! www.relationshipschool.com/myrelationshipcoach **dont forget to mention The Horny Housewife for 50% off a month of sessions.
5/16/202242 minutes, 31 seconds
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78- Milky boobies, wandering eyes, and all things erotic asphyxiation. ft. audio erotica "Absent Husband"

~moody monday~ Todays episode Im discussing lactating titties and all their glory! All former or current breast feeding moms Im sure will get a chuckle out of todays intro, and the men who love breast feeding eat your heart out. It is May aka masturbation month so I am discussing pleasure every week this month. Today is the start of the "Pleasure Series" part 1 is CHOKING - aka erotic asphyxiation, Im discussing the 3 types of choking what they entail and what their differences are. I give you suggestions on how to start out from the conversation to introducing the sensation comfortably and safely. Todays listeners questions include a man who wants tips to get his wife more into the idea of giving him head, another listener wants to know how she can meet her mans needs more post partom-how can she get her drive back?! Todays episode ends with some sexy audio erotica entitled "Absent Husband" written by reddit user u/LTS8 - Tune in NOW=) // CannFusion Juice- LEGAL IN ALL 50 STATES Order CannFusion Juice today and get 20% off!!! code: HOUSEWIFE www.Cannfusionjuice.com follow me on social media IG -@_thehornyhousewifepodcast TIktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast todays audio erotica: https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/uj86m2/absent_husband/ Advertising Inquires // [email protected]
5/9/202259 minutes, 7 seconds
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77- Remedies to last longer, prudish wife problems, and stale sex in marriage.

MORNING MONDAY=) Freaky fam today Im making sure you know why we are here, and why I discuss the topics I do. Marriage can be hard-and real talk is VITAL. Todays listener questions provide remedies to finishing too soon in bed, a common male complaint; one man wants to know how to get his slightly prudish wife to be more willing behind closed doors - I discuss how a woman can get in touch with her own sexual desires and needs. A woman confesses to the freak fam the reality of sex getting stale in marriage- she compares it to going to the same restaurant everyday, and I can't help but completely agree. One male listener desperately wants his c*ck thicker, and veiner..he believes this would please a woman-Im here to give honest feedback=) TUNE IN NOW. TRY BEDUCATED ONE DAY FREE- ACCESS TO 100's OF COURSES http://beducate.me/pdthehornyhousewife CODE: JORDYN Get LAST COUPLE STANDING now- game night will forever be better. www.lcsgame.com code: HOUSEWIFE for 20% off your order and FAST & FREE shipping. FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA ig @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewifepodcast
5/2/202242 minutes, 20 seconds
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76-shit talking, a cuckold giving hints, and marriage REAL TALK ft. Jayson Gaddis

today we are joined with Jayson Gaddison - relationship studier and expert. He is giving us insight into how to deal with conflict in high-stake relationships aka MARRIAGE. If you have children, a mortgage, shared bills and have built a life together beyond wanting happiness you are literally woven together with this person. Conflict happens and we need the tools to navigate and conquer! Per usual your juicy listener questions, this week we have a cuck situation to discuss. Also- shit talking lets chat. Tune in. Follow me on social media! IG-@_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask anon www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
4/25/202250 minutes
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75- The men reveal why they watch porn, tips for the "orally challenged" (aka cunnilingus), and audio erotica (MFM)

ITS MONDAY! Today I'm following up from last weeks epsiode on the debate of married men/men in relationships watching porn. I asked the men to give their insight and perspective and it inspired me to take a new approach/look and give new insight to the ladies straight from the source. (to hear more of what the men had to say check out my IG stories (@_thehornyhousewifepodcast) Todays listener questions cover one mans fertility journey with his wife, and its consequences on their sex life. Next we have a husband who wants to help his wife unwind by giving a nice massage, this massage turns to foreplay and then husband gets left hanging while wifey gets to climax and go to sleep. Should he be bothered or did he make this mess? Our last question is a listener wants to know if a woman's enthusiasm/effort to give head, has a direct correlation with how much effort/enthusiasm she has in the actual relationship! Todays episode ends with a MFM audio erotica (especially dedicated to ZE LADIES) and was written by reddit user u/Tonste *link to story below Try BEDUCATED.com 1 day FREE (100's of courses) http://beducate.me/pdthehornyhousewife code: JORDYN todays audio erotica =) "being shared for the first time "https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/u5z9c5/being_shared_for_the_first_time_mfm/ FOLLOW ME IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewifepodcast advertising [email protected]
4/18/202250 minutes, 12 seconds
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EP74- tossing salad technique, getting honest with your partner, and swinger drama

Happy MONDAY! Todays listener questions are about leveling up your rim job technique, whether your tossing hers or his, what you need to know from hygiene tips, to lounge technique I'm giving the scoop=) Another listener question wants to know how he can tell his partner he isn't into her sexually anymore, a very hard conversation to be had, that MUST be had. Lastly a girl on IG reached out inquiring about her boyfriends porn usage and wants to know if her feelings are valid. Today I went rogue after listener questions and had to give y'all the scoop on some juicy Tik Tok swinger drama that I just can't get enough of, it made me pause and ask myself "can these couples really have it all?" Try FORIA WELLNESS (my favorite intimacy suppositories great for cramps or anal lol) code. THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 for 20% off your order. FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast TikTok- @thehornyhousewife ADVERTISING INQUIRES [email protected]
4/11/202252 minutes, 21 seconds
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EP73- Butt Play Basics (challenges, hang-ups, tips) ft. saucy listener questions

Happy Monday, diving deep pun intended in back door play! aka anal sex. The hangups, the challenges, the poop, the pain- all the things, how to avoid the gross and get to/stay in pleasure land-also we discuss the END of anal play which is commonly skipped over. Today I start off with a little freaky fam catchup and then we get popping on listener questions- topics include sensitivity after climaxing, the relation (if any) of boob size to love of boob play, and how to revive ur sex life if your dependent on a vibrator! Very important stuff people! xoxo TRY BEDUCATED ONE DAY FREE (100's+ courses!!!!) http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifepd CODE: JORDYN FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising Inquires [email protected]
4/4/202252 minutes, 38 seconds
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EP72- high libido women with low libido men& women who deny self-pleasuring.

o the wives who want sex more than their husbands- I stand with you, here for you, and giving you my thoughts and perspective. I could go on for hours, but I dished my thoughts nicely wrapped into a 30 min rant. Today I also discuss women who hide their self-pleasuring habits-why, and what you as her man can do about it, and to the women who feel the need to hide we look further as to why. Todays listener questions are about toxic tips to keep a man on his toes, how to get him to dirty talk in the bedroom, and the trendy new AMAZON sex position =D. TUNE IN Get daddy or mommy a sexy new toy/or a curated box for new bedroom fun visit MARRIAGE SUPPLY - www.marriagesupply.com code: HOUSEWIFE for 10% off!! MANSCAPED Get 20% off your order and FREE shipping at MANSCAPED.com code: HOUSEWIFE FOLLOW ME ON IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast TIKTOK: @thehornyhousewifepodcast advertising [email protected]
3/28/202253 minutes, 12 seconds
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EP71- dick size solutions, sex after pregnancy, audio erotica

Happy Monday Freaky Fam. =) Today Im AGAIN talking about dick size, because the emails don't stop, so lets address again and this time go deeper=), and talk about sexual solutions for the below and above average guys! Todays listener questions teasers; 1. are happy endings at massage parlors considered cheating? 2.big dick sucking game 3. sexual desire post pregnancy 4. keeping the pussy tight. Todays audio erotica is a doozy, entitled "A sluts late night meet up" written by reddit user u/skylarksilencia, you can read it here:https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/tiqmi8/a_sluts_late_night_meet_up/ TRY BEDUCATED ONE DAY FREE-ALL COURSES http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifepd CODE: JORDYN Get 10% off your Marriage Supply order!! https://marriagesupply.com CODE: HOUSEWIFE MANSCAPED - Get 20% off and FREE SHIPPING- CODE: HOUSEWIFE www.MANSCAPED.com FOLLOW ME ON MY SOCIALS IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik tok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising [email protected]
3/21/202242 minutes, 19 seconds
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Ep70- Roleplaying, Sexting, Long Distance Loving.

Moody Monday 100%- Happy Monday, today I start off with giving you all the 411 on vagina sunning- just listen nod (laugh) smile. Also a listener reached out in regards to lasts weeks question about pegging, I share her perspective and advice. Todays listener questions are FULLL of piping hott tea; we've got a wife whose husband is very willing to take her guidance in the bedroom but she feels a bit insecure to get vocal about how he can "be better in bed", a husband whose younger wife is having an workplace texting affair of sorts that he doesn't appreciate, she's been honest but she lapses and goes back to her ways, is this a generational thing or much more? One man shares his new found interest of role playing with his wife, and wonders if his wife extreme excitement is something to worry about or embrace. You know I got your back freaky fam-giving you nothing but the raw real truth and perspective. Todays topic of discussion is sexting, FaceTime sex, sexy videos, long distance flirtation and hyping the women up to do what they gotta do. TUNE IN Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code HOUSEWIFE at MANSCAPED.com! Get a sexy gift for your lover at MARRIAGE SUPPLY www.marriagesupply.com code: HOUSEWIFE for 10% off your order!! FOLLOW ME ON MY SOCIALS IG-@_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ADVERTISING [email protected]
3/14/202251 minutes, 44 seconds
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EP69- Foreplay, Bedroom Toys, Fantasy Discussions and Revelations of a Former Male Stripper.

freaky fam this Monday is jam packed with all you need to get you through another week. Episode 69 and its only fair we talk sixty-nining, ideal foreplay, how kissing is underrated and how you can level-up! Todays listener questions are FUEGO, we've got a self proclaimed straight male who has a kink that may mean he is otherwise. Another listener's boyfriend got drunk and put on pegging porn and another listener says his wife has no fantasies and he wants to know whats the deal and how can get pull some more info from her etc... Our last listener question brings us to the topic of toys, from dildos to vibrators to cock rings we mention em all and the pros and cons that come with it. (plus I let you in on my absolute most fav bedroom toy that every woman needs=) ) You're welcome ** Today Im joined with a guest in the final segment, Corey Hilton author of "Take it Off: Revelations of a male exotic dancer". Corey discusses how he got started in stripping, from serving drink, to having to get a boner on demand, circle jerks, traveling the country; as well as battling addiction and divorce only to turn his life around and help men all over the world with his story. This is a story you don't want miss! Subscribe and be apart of the FREAKY FAMILY~ Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN Marriage Supply www.marriagesupply.com Code: HOUSEWIFE
3/7/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 29 seconds
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EP68-Sneaky Men, horny&pregnant, no more quickies, and the art of fingering.

Today it you and me freaky fam-im TACKLING your listener questions for the majority of the episode. A. We have a woman whose husband is downloading dating apps whilst out of town and she found out via family iPad...HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEMO...she asks me how she can be sneaky and find out more; husband said it "was just an accident" :cue my gag sound:: B. She's horny she's pregnant and he isn't into it..what to do?!?! C. Married couple gets to finally get a week kid free, he is use to quickies and doesn't last long how can he do better? D. Wife says husband is kinky and into BDSM she is willing but isn't really into it, she feels insecure and like she isn't what her husband desires. oh boy you KNOWW I have thoughts. lastly A man who wants to know how to date your spouse, who asks who out, is sex to be expected? After I grant you all my wisdom, I teach- THE ART OF FINGERING, I polled you on IG and you agree fingering is underrated and I'm here to hype it up and give you a refresher, take notes. FORIA WELLESS https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast code: Thehornyhousewifepodcast20 Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast way cooler on tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast advertising [email protected]
2/28/202256 minutes, 33 seconds
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EP67- Ur Freak #, Rim jobs & Microdosing ft. The Mushroom Mamasita

It MONDAY- a new tradition is here and its tell a sex story to start the episode; todays delightful story time is embarrassing and relatable. Lets call it "big boy stayed too long". Todays topics include determining just how ~freakyyyy~ you really are? Do we hold men and women to the same standard? My thoughts and more. The listener questions are quite interesting one being from a female struggling with anxiety of taking her boyfriends large member through the backdoor and wants solutions! Also- do women like having their ass eaten....I shall tell you. Sorry ladies I spoke for us. Todays last segment features a very special guest Bijou Finney aka the Mushroom Mamacita! We are discussing all things mushrooms, microdosing, clarity trips, using shrooms as tool to uncover more about your relationships (with your partner AND yourself)-as well as her journey, experience and how she helps others with plant medicine today! Check out her IG @mushroommamasita Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN FORIA https://www.foriawellness.com/ 20% off with code THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 ASK ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
2/21/202257 minutes, 25 seconds
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EP 66- Lack of affection, Size Queens, and Audio Erotica (Swingers)

Happy Valentines Day freaky fam! Today Im bitching about Instagram, answering your always interesting listener questions , and reading you a sexy bedtime story. (swingers edition) Todays listener questions; a man who is starved of affection in his marriage, another who is dealing with a "size queen" aka a girl why only goes for the large and in charge packages...Ill tell you my thoughts. Moving on I answer a female listener inquiring how to get her man in the mood MORE often, and do vibrators really ruin the pu$$y? All this and more. This months audio erotica is featured in todays episode and its titled "Husband and Wife in Vegas, Seduced by Swingers" written by u/happiesthubs. Part 1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/mpsbby/husband_and_wife_in_vegas_seduced_by_a_couple_of/ Part 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/mq2tje/husband_and_wife_in_vegas_seduced_by_a_couple_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I MADE A NEW IG Instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Follow on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife Advertising [email protected]
2/14/202245 minutes, 33 seconds
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EP65- Ambien, Infidelity & Red Flags

Im so glad its February Freak Fam, Im telling you WHY. First were talking my sleeping issues and why the solution is a scary one. Ambien-one hell of a drug. Todays listener questions are about a man with large penis and his ungrateful girlfriend- the perfect butt plug, and how to overcome infidelity in marriage ( I took a deeper dive). Today topic of the hour was dating, Im telling you my honest opinion of red fucking flags, and sexy green flags that are a HELL yes to women. Don't worry I didn't leave the females out in blasting red flags that women give out that men need to just...run. xoxo Jordyn Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewife confess/request anon www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
2/7/20221 hour, 51 seconds
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EP 64- Findom, Cunnilingus, & the 5 love languages

can all three of these topics be discussed in one episode?!?! THEY SURE CAN. Welcome back freaky fam, today starting off with some topics that have been brought to my attention, ahem, cue #findom- financial domination, where the f&ck have I been? This weeks listener questions segment highlights a dead bedroom couple and a couple who has a child cock-blocking and needs solutions quick! Another listener wants tips on how to go down on his girl- I decided to give you a deep dive on some technique and the inside scoop on whats going on inside of our heads as women on the receiving end. Lastly we go over the 5 love languages and their importance in your relationship. Take the Quiz to find out what your love language or your partners is at 5lovelanguages.com Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife
1/31/202247 minutes, 45 seconds
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EP 63- "SEXPERIMENTS for couples" and making fun of an ex

Hi its a moody Monday for sure, because Im exposing an ex, ranting about toxic singles giving relationship advice, and answering listener questions brutally honest (per usual). Todays topic has some fire info thats going to level up your sex life guaranteed. Grab pen and a paper, because these tips you are going to want to utilize, every couple at every stage of the game will benefit from these tools that can be life-long worthy game changing. Both husbands and wives are going to want to tune in so you can maximize the pleasure, or get out of a rut and shake things up! Try ONE day FREE all BEDUCATED.com courses . (Access to 100's of courses) http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Coupon Code: JORDYN Follow me on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast_ Support the Show https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife
1/24/202251 minutes, 17 seconds
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EP 62- Get laid for Valentines Day, and Sex Therapy w/Dr. Jones.

With Valentines a month away -The Horny Housewife- has you covered! Both the ladies and the men will benefits from my guidance from planning to gifting, what to do, and what the fuck not to do. Listener Questions this week are about increasing your cum load, opinions on genital piercings, and grooming preferences. Today I have a special guest, host of the podcast Sex Therapy with Dr. Jones, clinical psychologist and sex therapist, Dr. Christopher Ryan Jones. We are discussing everything from mismatched libidos, communication with your spouse, delving into fantasies, and the female orgasm! You don't wanna miss! You can listen to Sex Therapy with Dr. Jones anywhere you enjoy podcasts, or link below: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sex-therapy-with-dr-jones/id1489854551 Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast_ tik tok @thehornyhousewife
1/17/20221 hour, 1 minute, 9 seconds
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EP 61- possibly getting laid more & stimulating the prostate.

Im back with all ze things. Today starting out I'm mentioning that we must manage our New Years expectations of ourselves, a mini hype sesh with the point of "be nice to yourself"- our first segment is 3 listener questions with the topics being: 1. ball sucking 2. butt play 3. kissing after oral (what do you think I had to say ;) ) Todays main topics are how to get your wife to embody her feminine energy, to feel vulnerable, up the connection therefore upping your chances of physical intimacy! (plus bonding does a marriage a good), lastly Im giving the DEEP DIVE into a males rectum, as Iv mentioned may times the perks of finding the male g-spot this time Im giving technique, and a play by play of what you are going need/do/say. I won't let you down freaky fam, happy Monday. follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcasttik tok @thehornyhousewife SUBMIT ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Foria Wellness (sex oil, suppositories etc) code: THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast SUPPORT THE SHOW https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife
1/10/202243 minutes, 7 seconds
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Ep 60- painful sex and dead bedrooms.

HAPPY NEW YEARS FREAKY FAM. I won't lie, Iv had to overcome so many obstacles this week leading up to the first week of 2022 but I'm keeping my spirits lit regardless! Today Im diving deep with listener questions, first one being how to approach painful sex when the D is too big?! Ive got sex position tips, and other possible factors as to why this could be an YOU issues instead of a his dick size issue. Our second listener wants to know how he can get his girlfriend warmed up to the idea of anal play, and our third listener wants to know how to tell future potential partners that he used to be an adult film star!? BUCKLE UP bc its a juicy segment, followed by 2 depressing dead bedrooms story and me begging for a 5 star review. LOVE YOU confess/request anonymously : www.thehornyhousewife.com IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok:@thehornyhousewife 20% all FORIA WELLNESS PRODUCTS code: thehornyhousewifepodcast20 https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast Support the Show www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife
1/3/202247 minutes, 42 seconds
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EP 59- Squirting 101 and IG Disabled.

MOODY MONDAY- Freaky fam- I was in a dark place for this, well actually in sunny Florida and I had to make due. The chaos of being IG disabled has got the best of me, and I'm bringing you not the very best of me. Im starting today off with a bitchy rant, followed by two penis related listener questions both to which I have little answers and whole lotta opinion. Todays hott topic: SQUIRTING. Im giving you the 411 on what you need to know from what it is, the myths we need to bust , techniques and a friendly how-to. Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Last segment is part 2 of Sharing is Caring by ZealousidealPlace685 read here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/qwk7ym/sharing_is_caring_mff/hl6qdqr/?context=3 TUNE EVERY MONDAY all things sex, marriage, listener questions.
12/27/202145 minutes, 33 seconds
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EP58- Pressuring fantasies, shrunken balls, and opposite s*x friendships.

Happy Holidays "freaky fam'-its Monday and today we are strarting off with 4 intriguing listener questions- that cover the best positions for men with penis's on the smaller side, to testosterone and its effect on ball size. Do women care about ball size? I GOT YOU COVERED. Also-our 4th question today is a woman whose husband expresses GREAT desire for a 3some, she on the other hand isn't so sure, but he says if she complies he will give her the fourth child she has been longing for....wtf is an understatement and Im not holding back. Todays hot topic: Friendships of the opposite sex...are we okay with them, do you think it means your SO is super insecure if they aren't down with it. Im giving you my honest feelings and perspective. Follow me on social media IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast tik tok @thehornyhousewife SUBMIT ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewife.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife
12/20/202143 minutes, 5 seconds
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Ep57- Ho Ho gift guide, the ideal BJ, and a DIY s*x tape.

Its almost Christmas so what are you going to get your horny housewife or husband this year?! Ive got some pretty cool gift ides that are SURE to bring a smile to your S.O face=) Whilst giving you the scoop on what to get your lover, im covering the bases of what NOT to give them as well-avoiding a bad experience all together. Next Im answering some very relatable listener questions, where men are needing to crack the wife code! Im giving you my advice on real questions from real listeners wanting more sex and not knowing how to go about it! Moving on Im sharing all of YOUR responses to my latest asked question "what makes a DAMN GOOD BLOWJOB?!" and you came through!...truly the men delivered the answers and I am here to tell you everything they said-and my thoughts of course. I end the episode gives my two cents on how to make a sexy at home tape; without all the pressure, and the perks of doing so! TUNE IN you don't wanna miss=) xoxo Link for Foria (CBD lube, intimacy products): https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast Use code JORDYNHAKES20 to get 20% off your order. Follow me on social media! IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife
12/13/202157 minutes, 41 seconds
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EP 57- the d*ck pic debate and the reality of marriage.

Moody Monday coming atchya! Im ending the the debate around dick pics and giving it to ya straight, what do women really think of them? If anyone disagrees...I don't believe you. Today Im answering two listeners questions, one coming from a husband looking for how to approach his wife to start trying back door play on HIM. Ive got some tips to gently bring up this to your SO and get the action you are looking for. Another question comes from a woman looking for ways to increase her libido when she find its challenging. The last segment in todays episode I actually sat down with a listener, a freaky fam member, Marissa! Marissa gave us the scoop on her marriage, (military wife, married young beat the odds) and spits some fire wisdom on growing together, evolving past toxicity, recognizing old behavior and forgiving each other, and yourself. You don't want to miss this. Follow on IG (slide in my DMS by alllll means) @thehornyhousewifepod tik tok for a laugh @thehornyhousewife ANONYMOUS REQUEST/CONFESS www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
12/6/202155 minutes, 24 seconds
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EP56-Kinky Sex, Dating Your Spouse & Sexting 101 ft. Brianna Rader

Hey freak-a-leeks this Mondays episode is packed with fire sexy tips you'll surely want to use later! Im starting the episode off talking about kinky love-making, what exactly deems sex as "kinky" and how can I get some more of it?! From spanking, to blindfolding, using ice, and being tied up- Ive got some ideas for you and your SO. - what if my partner isn't into that-how do we get the fire going in the bedroom? DATE YOUR SPOUSE, I'm giving you the 411 on how to make that happen from a mans perspective and a woman's. Todays last segment I have the pleasure of speaking with CEO and creator of Slutbot, where we discuss how to formulate the perfect sext, the impact sexting has on relationships, and ~who what where~ is Slutbot ?!**spoiler alert it's a really hot and steamy interactive sexting session-** Bri tells her passion behind creating her company, and its ability to improve sex lives everywhere! You don't wanna miss this, tune in NOW. Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast Follow me on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife EMAIL ME [email protected] TRY SLUTBOT FREE https://www.juiceboxit.com
11/29/202144 minutes, 3 seconds
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EP 55- Are You Good in Bed? Ft. Audio Erotica (MFF)

Happy Monday Freaky Fam, today Im lightly toasting a listener question, because like Ive always said we keep it 100 here, so sometimes we need to realize when we are the ones being the problem in our relationship. Todays topic is "what defines us as 'being good In bed?'" spoiler alert- its not doing anything your partner asks just to please. its much more than that-and also less. This months audio erotica segment is part 1 of a story entitled "Sharing is Caring" (MFF) and its hott and steamy - if you want to check out the author and/or part 2 here is the link! https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/qwk7ym/sharing_is_caring_mff/hl6qdqr/?context=3 Please Subscribe on iTunes and leave 5 stars it helps SOOO much! Follow on Spotify See you next Monday xoxo
11/22/202142 minutes, 50 seconds
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EP54 - The Female Orga$m

Today we talk about the lady parts, the female body, the female orgasm. Discussing the different types of orgasms, the TWO orgasms gaps- one desperately needing to be closed, stunning statistics about orgasms, and what you can do to maximum her chances, and both of your pleasure. spoiler alert** including pro-tip how to climax together, and how to know how to touch her in the way she likes STAT. Todays listeners questions- A married man with two young kids is missing feeling desired, he created an anonymous tinder profile for the sake of feeling wanted, doesn't want to cheat, but is miserable in his sex life- what can he do?! Our second question is a young woman who married young has a child and wants to talk toxic tips on how to notice her more, I'm ready for this one! Our final question is settling the debate of what is the average penis size? What is considered micro, whats above average?! TUNE IN FOLLOW ME ON IG @thehornyhousewifepod
11/15/202143 minutes, 10 seconds
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EP 53- So you want more sex.

Get out your fucking notepads and I'm not kidding in the slightest. IM BACK freaky-family, and today I'm about to tell you the gods honest truth, as to why your spouse isn't fucking you more. Maybe they hate your guts, maybe they are just seriously tired, maybe they are numb inside from raising soul sucking children IYKYK. Im here to give insight, to offer solutions, and address 3 listeners specific stories as to why they desire more intimacy in their lives, and the response they get from their spouses. Husbands.....Wives....know I come from a place of love when I say the things I do, someones gotta tell ya! If you want to take the love language quiz with your spouse you can find it here!https://www.5lovelanguages.com/quizzes/love-language BUY THE HORNY HOUSEWIFE A DAMN DRINK TO KEEP THE PODCAST SAUCY: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast tik tok @thehornyhousewife
11/8/202148 minutes, 33 seconds
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EP 52-cuckhold confessions and audio erotica {mmf}

HEY HORNY FAM, Happy Monday, October is over can you believe it?! The Holidays are on the way & Ive got my thoughts on Christmas lights and I think we are a nation divided, or at least a household. FYI Im setting the record straight this week on if I send nudes/video chat with listeners and we are diving deep answering your burning questions- Im not one to blush but this episode had me squirming; we are getting the inside tea on what the cuckhold lifestyle is straight from cuckhold's themselves! Its getting steamy and we finish off this hott and heavy episode with some audio erotica keeping it right in theme, entitled "Tied up and watched my wife f*ck another man up close" written by USBstories on the subreddit /Erotica. You can read their story in the Link below. Follow me on IG @the.hornyhousewifepodcast or on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife New Episodes Every Monday Erotica Source:https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/qh1y47/tied_up_and_watched_my_wife_fuck_another_man_up/
11/1/202140 minutes, 15 seconds
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EP 51-Lessons in Getting Laid Pt1. -Foreplay and Backdoor Entry.

Consider this the first of many "Lessons in Getting Laid", I , The Horny Housewife, and giving my opinion, and hot tips on how to better warm up your partner for the deed; slow motion with meeee. Im working in some burning listener questions, one about helping his wife open up after a traumatic incident, the other is struggling in her relationship as her boyfriend hasn't been intimate with her in 10 months! Im not holding back, only because I love you. In regards to ~backdoor entry~ I'm not discriminating we are talking both the men and the ladies, from the conversation, to step by step how-to, an*al foreplay, and the actual act-which positions is best, can this be enjoyable of the women? -spoiler alert ***YES. Tune in to hear more.
10/25/202151 minutes, 6 seconds
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EP 50- d*ck size, mismatched libidos & cuckhold fantasies.

~moody monday~ I went to the MGK concert this week and am telling you I made some bad mom club choices. Lived to tell you. Briefly Im bitching about my Karen neighbors but don't get it twisted I'm here today to answer the mens listener questions, one listener wants to know the real deal about being a show-er not a grow-er and spoiler alert I don't think we give two many f*cks; but I'm here with a couple of options so listen in. Another listener is reaching out tired of having to please himself with palm-ala-handerson, and wants to know how to navigate a seriously mismatched libido! Lastly lets talk fantasy in and out of the bedroom, do you have naughty thoughts - I think we all do, and some choose to keep them fantasy and others bring them to reality. Its not for everyone, but the term cuckhold is indeed a lifestyle and I want to know the psychology behind It; calling all cuckholds and cuckqeans id love to hear from you and know more insight! Follow me to connect! @the.hornyhousewifepodcast and over at Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife
10/18/202138 minutes, 45 seconds
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EP 49 -One pump chumpin. Ft. Jeff Abraham

The Horny Housewife here with- drum roll please- Jeff Abraham aka CEO of Promescent, the OG behind helping men LAST LONGER IN BED! Today we are discussing all things sex, the bullshit stigma around P.E. and about whats available to help the cause. (that won't numb you and your partner!!) Jeff has amassed incredible wealth in helping men AND women have better sex, and his story is WILD. Tune in to hear all the details, and hopefully give you some hella pointers to achieve a better sexual experience! www.promescent.com IG @promescent Questions for Jeff? Email him! [email protected]
10/11/20211 hour, 23 minutes, 55 seconds
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EP 48- Who is She?

Who is the Horny Housewife ? MOODY MONDAY here and I Jordyn am pouring my big beating heart out telling you why I do the things I do. Im giving YOU some more insight on..ME. Today we are catching up on life, normalizing life being a cock-block, telling internet trolls on my most recent Tik Tok we don't give two fucks about their opinion, and I'm helping you understand how the Horny Housewife came to embody the title. Besides that deep shit, speaking OF shit I'm giving the "poop knife" a shout out, and telling your my most embarrassing "shitty story" that I shouldn't of ever told anyone. Also speaking on the topics of routine In marriage and todays standards surrounding (bum bum bum) -double texting-...all my thoughts and more TUNE IN
10/4/202139 minutes, 47 seconds
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EP 47-Dry spells ft. more audio erotica

This week horny fam Im back and bringing you PART 2 Two girls One BF -audio erotica version- and I really gave you my all lovers. I hope you're proud and aroused! Its def getting steamy between Sarah, Casey and ze boyfriend bc Casey is giving back door entry you are gunnnnnnna wannnnna hear this shit. (NSFW duh) Before we get all hott and bothered I'm discussing the relation between getting flowers from ur man, and giving head. We have some double fucking standards we need to talk about k? Im answering two very nosy listener questions and then reading you some of the shocking yet not comments from everyday couples on my recent Tik Tok expressing disdain for lack of sex in marriages; it gets pretty interesting what some of y'all had to say in regards to WHY people don't want it anymore, so interesting that the topic of "Dead-bedrooms" is going to become a THING around here. LOVE YOU LISTEN IN Pt2. Two girls one BF written sun_wiza on erotica sub Reddit.
9/27/202149 minutes, 24 seconds
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EP 46-Verified, Villianized and Heart Eyes

Todays episode Im joined with the co- host of The Raspy Rundown Podcast, and host of A-List with Alexandra, Alexandra Bellusci! Currently in LA working at SUR ( cough cough vanderpump rules), by way of Miami, Alex is talking with myself about what it takes to date in los angeles, youtubers going through women like underwear, careers, confidence, and pursuing WHAT YOU WANT! Its 2021 and a man isn't the only thing on the check list these day! Grab a cocktail, get some popcorn and cozy up with us this Moody Monday~! Follow Alex's Podcast @theraspyrundown Follows Alex @alist_with_alexandra
9/20/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 35 seconds
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EP 45- My First Audio Erotica

Have you had a HELL OF A WEEKEND in a not fun way?! I'm here to tell you its in the stars baby, these placements got me messed up! That and my husbands love for our pussy cat princess, I feel like I should be the only pu$$y in his life quite honestly and I'm ready to talk about it. Also lets remind men we can have yummy sex and not get off and its not the end of the f*cking world. Men I wanted to let you know I haven't forgotten about you and am here to give you a lil reassurance and also a gift...a gift of me reading an amazingly well written piece of erotica "Sharing is Caring", that will get everyone I mean everyone hot and bothered. I took my roles of the three different characters (its a threesome spoiler alert) V seriously and its sexy AF. (Erotica starts at 22:48) NSFW. If you like this erotica segment PLEASE let me know and ill read part 2 & 3. Check out the author of the story, where you will find all his fire work! https://www.reddit.com/user/Sun_wiza https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/plaovr/sharing_is_caring_two_girls_one_bf/
9/13/202138 minutes, 15 seconds
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Ep 44- Fight Fair

Lets have a convo about what watering your marriage looks like, beyond all the cliches, and into the reality of the sometimes having to have uncomfortable moments. Im letting you in and telling you the things I struggle with in my own marriage, and some tips on how to FIGHT FAIR; believe me I am no saint but these tips do f*cking work and Im here to tell you WHY AND HOW! I also will relieve you of todays lesson with my own word painting of what it would look like if Daddy D cheated on lil ol Jordy. **knife emoji** Ps. Todays Listener Question is W-I-L-D, a woman catches her man looking at gay porn, he denies it, then later admits its because he wants prostate stimulation and "knows she isn't into it"...what do YOU think? Ill tell you my thoughts....tune in!
9/6/202140 minutes, 37 seconds
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EP 43-Ranking the Top 10 Sex Positions.

Standing up, Spooning, Reverse cowgirl, the Love Seat, the Butterfly THE LIST GOES ONNNN. Im back and giving you my lovely commentary and play by play of ten superior sex positions and I'm telling you the pros and cons of each situation, the best way to achieve orgasm, and getting creative with the positions. If you would like to skip past me talking shit about my neighbors skip to 7:33. =P . xoxo Jordy This video was inspired by Stella Williams youtube video creator**
8/30/202138 minutes, 27 seconds
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EP 42- Domestic Discipline and Will Smith.

Hello horny people, this Monday I bring you some fun, interesting, and disturbing content. First things first were going over YOUR answers, and my own to "what makes a person appear to be good/freaky-leeky in bed." We all can assume a good kisser up top means a good kisser down bottom...but sometimes we get a disappointing surprise. From humor and confidence to a bulge in your pants and having hot ex's. What is a tell tell, and what doesn't mean shit. I end up ranting on my personal opinion on Will and Jada Smiths ted talk shindig and their marriage based on statements over the years, even though I don't know shit and this is none of my business. My apologies to the Smiths. Lastly Im diving DEEP on a listener question around BDSM vs Domestic Discipline (DD) and giving my thoughts on the youtube video "My husband punishes me when I break the rules ||LOVE DONT JUDGE by Truly" (and not in the hott kinky way in like a I'm 6 and in big troubiez way) If you have never heard of DD..holy shit balls strap on your big girl/boy pants grab a drink and get ready to pick up your f*cking jaw, or heck maybe it turns on. Maybe you might want a paddle that says "DADDY KNOWS BEST" or go to your room and write 700 times I won't yell at my husband; but if it was me I would grab that spoon and wack him upside the head. so. ENJOY.
8/24/202143 minutes, 49 seconds
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EP 41- I farted on him; a story time.

Hey y'all, Jordyn here with quite the catch up! I havent had a cocktail in a week -the CLARITY. Have I entered hot girl summer, or is that a big fat lie. Summer is almost over, so you know what that means; #rushtok. Let me tell you, I found kingxcodi and my life is complete. I dont need anything more, just marijuana and his reenactment of sorority bitches with a twang. I have two little story times for yew, one being the experience I had living with paper walls aka it sounded like an orgy up in that bitch; and the other story...well you'll need to tune in to find out because it is quite humiliating but it has to do with my husbands dick and me passing gas so go, if you dont give me five stars after this story I don't want you.
8/16/202146 minutes
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Ep 40- His Sex Dream & Expired Friendships

Im bAAAAck and so excited to over share with you all the things; from my boobs to my first Tenga purchase, and a couple of toxic tips. You will most likely REALLY enjoy the first story time in todays episode (there are two !!) because its about the PTSD I acquired from my husband having a wet dream NEXT TO ME. I hope you all get a little giggle from this exploitation of my now trauma. Last but not least a story time featuring Mary and the three strikes she received and why I had to cut a beezy loose. Tellme your thought was I fair? Or was I calling it like I saw it? Find out and tune in because its a GOODY.xx
8/8/202156 minutes, 42 seconds
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Ep 39- "Naughty Would You Rather" Ft. Daddy D

Im back and with the man of the hour, Daddy Derrik, his first and last appearance coming in hott to tell you the fucking truth! He's an Aquarius so I promise he has no issue telling you like he sees it. Tune in hear to my naughty answers, and then daddy's as he gives us some insight into what men really think about queef-ing, and if all men are 'dogs'. Happy Monday Horny Fam!
8/2/202153 minutes, 27 seconds
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Ep 38- Mens bios, a letter to my ex's, squirting 101

Hi horny family, for all the men with dating profiles I have an awesome sauce tip for you to really AMP up the amount of right swipes; if you have the criteria that is. Also women, single, divorced, what the fuck ever I have some mens music taste decoding to enlighten you on. From country to emo screamo I got you. I decide to be bitter and do a ballad to my ex's briefly stating my thoughts on that time period; and then I answer a listener question on squirting and we talk ALL THE THINGZ. xoxo THH
7/26/202142 minutes, 10 seconds
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EP 37-Storytime's & Slutty Tips

Im here and this one is a fucking RIDE...first its a story time of a CRAZY ass man who physically attacked me in the Houston IAH airport, its weird, its horrifying, and it happened to lucky ol me lol. I super unfortunately blackout and get on the topic of hemmoroids and I just go for it , Im MENTION-ing IT ALL, what to do if the men have one, or what to do if we ever do (we never do men we never do, forgive us we have sinned) can we have anal ever again?!?! no worries sluts, and constipated people I have solutions!!! Last but not fucking least, the perfect hang over cure; being eaten out. TUNE IN
7/19/202148 minutes, 23 seconds
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EP 36- Getting laid & marriage.

Lets talk about how much were getting it in.. How much sex are married people REALLY having? Im back horny fam, First things first I had to vent about some recent pop culture; why is Oliva Rodrigo is so much hotter than Tswift, why "Bennifer" doesn't sit well with me and why the Patreon got the 86. Then we go deeper, Im asking questions and peeling back the layers that is "a married persons sex life" I'm telling you the reality about my own sex life, and how I think we need to realize there is no such thing as normal; I want call out the people who lie about how much sex their having ,because lets face it, we have enough bullshit all over the internet lets not add to the BS list.. There is a difference between your desires and what is actually going on. We all differ, we all have our truths, and today we are giving ourselves grace and inspiring you on how to do more to get more!
7/12/202148 minutes, 5 seconds
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EP 35- Wife'd up worthy?

Im back this week with a recap of what the fuck is up, my thirst omegle self, and have a bunch of feedback from YOU ALL about what "wife material" looks like!! I asked men and women what their POV on the topic was, and of course I let you know my opinion on how to be "your best wife version", so he takes you seriously, and not like a one night stand. 
7/5/202140 minutes, 44 seconds
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EP 34 NO NEW FRIENDS

Drake said it first; and we didn't know how we felt, thought maybe a little snotty..but NOPE hell naw, he is was right NO NEW FRIENDS. Jordyn is here to tell you the storytime of a lifetime. Twilight zone meets Bad girls club, Jordyn experienced a "Class A Looney Bitch" and wants to tell you all the things including a universal lesson in perspective; stop comparing yourself to other women on the internet! This housewife is not holding back her side of the story, nor her feelings and anger towards Chloe who taught her a couple of things, new money sometimes = tacky bitches, too much new money = god complex, if she has no friends chances are you aren't going to be her first one. lets talk shit, its def a MOODY MONDAY. lets go.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)
6/28/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 52 seconds
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Ep 33- Catching up and Anal Interludes.

Im sure Im not the only one who has scrolled their nudes next to a person on the plane, or am I? Speaking of nudes, we have a mini trauma story of the time my nudes were leaked....at my place of work; a story that organically presented itself this episode and come on 'editing it out 'is for the weak. This episode I am catching you up not only with my new found love of anal orgasms, but with some self realizations I have had with some time spent alone in the heat (spoiler alert, the grass aint greener on the other side people).....Its not a story time (coming SO soon), but a peek at some life lessons that shook me to the core. Hope you enjoy you this better-late-than-never EP! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)
6/23/202146 minutes, 34 seconds
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EP32- Two Faced, or Too Bad?

Hey Horny Fam, this week its all things double standards. What exactly constitutes being hypocritical in the relationship/marriage? Do you trip out when your man says its boys night, is he giving you a hard time when you say your going out with ur gal pal slutty-suzy ? Does that make one of you feel insecure and is it justified? What if your person has cheated on you before, does that excuse being a little nutty, or is it time to move forward and quit keeping score. I am being brutally honest in this weeks episode on my thoughts regarding expectations that are fair to have, and spoiler alert it frankly isn't anyone else's business on what standards you have in your own relationship. Don't fret it isn't holding me back from calling it like it is, all in hopes to enlighten men and women on SEVERAL standards we harshly critique the other for, and that maybe with a little perspective we can see it another way. Also letting you know my plans for the week, my recent Tik Tok diagnosis', and whats coming soon. =P
6/14/20211 hour, 1 minute, 40 seconds
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EP 31- All the Penis's of the Rainbow

Taste the rainbow. Literally try them all. Jordyn here this week going over where she's at mentally whilst her husband is away on a fishing trip. The main focus of this episode is to shallow-ly and intentionally go over all the aesthetics of the male member. Long dicks, small dicks, curved dicks, hairy dicks. Pick a flavor any flavor. Im here giving you the real scoop, and of course my honest to god opinion on what the hell is going on below the belt, and why I feel justified in talking about it freely as I please. Metrosexuals, manscaping, and Arabian sand goggles lets talk about some shit. Am I thriving or am I crying myself to sleep every night, you'll have to tune in and find out. 
6/7/202140 minutes, 45 seconds
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EP 30 - B*tches R Us'

Female Friendships, Women Empowerment, Your friendly fake as f*ck neighborhood b*tches. Lets mention it allllllllll. Im back this week, just me the devil on my shoulder, and the positive little heart felt angel b*tch on the other side, covering what it means to be a woman in society today trying to find some mother freaking friends. I wont lie, I was a little shit talking beezy in this MOODY MONDAY episode, but we are here for it. Let her live. Diving deep this week on the difference on why we view women as threats or not. Why and how do we click? How has society impacted how we view one another? Why is my neighbor such a bitch to me? hehe, Im really letting myself air it out this week, and tie it all together with a little koom-ba-yaaa at the end. love you xoxoSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)
5/31/202156 minutes, 27 seconds
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EP 29- Ms. Peggy

Hey Horny Fam, Jordyn is back this time with another housewife, Kelly, here to tell her story and reality. Here at The Horny Housewife we don't sugarcoat stories, we tell them as they are in a judgment free zone. We know relationships aren't all rainbows and orgasms ( although we hope you are having many =P ) and Kelly is here to tell her experience with falling in love, marriage, divorce, CATFISHING her ex husband, and getting him to marry her again. Oh boy. Kelly actually shocked Jordyn in this one, and thats hard to do lol. Kelly gives us some scoop into her not so traditional sex life, and how when her husband suggested anal, she suggested him to try first. (spoiler alert he accepted!) Listen in for another housewife's "far-from-fairy tale. 
5/24/202143 minutes, 32 seconds
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EP 28-Limp Bizkit

LETS TALK ABOUT SEX. Erectile Dysfunction (ED) and Premature Ejaculation (PE) are SO common in men, and we need to talk about it! Jordyn is back at it solo-episoding diving into the uncomfy topic of how we (men and women) feel about it and what it does to our egos/self-esteem. What really goes through a woman head when he can't perform, even if its health related, post surgery, or high stress from your career, Jordyn is covering ground on what the hell you should do to start getting laid again! Its not a one-solution fits all, and today we are talking about all the possible situations you could be in, and the best way out...if there is one. Spoiler alert; you can have what you desire=) Jordyn is answering two listener questions this episode about her fav/and least fav sexual positions, and another from a wife dealing with PE in her marriage. Listen now to hear what she has to say!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)
5/17/202146 minutes, 16 seconds
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EP 27- An Affair Worth Having

A love story. Jordyn is here with a special guest and friend Lauren; who is DEEP DIVING into her own personal story of a love affair gone good. Not right away of course hehe. We are peeling back the layers (ahem there is a lot) and leaving judgment at the door. (or go ahead judge away =p I know I did) Lauren gets vulnerable and shares her trials of marriage & infidelity (from both sides) which lets be honesty...is a pretty common (And unfortunate) thing in todays society. We all know the term "broken family" and the pressure to keep it "unbroken.=;" But is "unbroken" really best, or is it broken and all the pieces are under one roof? We go over the marriage , cheating, the divorce and remarrying (yes.....) , an affair, a trip to Egypt, and coming to terms with THE HEART WANT WHAT IT WANTS. Does she have any regrets? Jordyn is sure to ask. Tune in!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)
5/10/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 57 seconds
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EP 26 - Surviving Marriage 101

This week Jordyn is going through some Do's and Do-f#cking-nots in marriage according to....her. From stroking an ego, farting in front of your spouse ( WE ADDRESS A PASS GAS LIE BEING SPREAD ) anal tradegies, to being bipolar with intention, we cover it all; bottom line you get what you give! Giving insight in to her own marriage currently being trapped in the same home 247 Jordyn is here to be real and honest about what she thinks keeps the mystery in a marriage. We also hear from the listeners about what they say keeps the sexy going....at the end Jordyn answers a question from a listener about what to do in a sexless/loveless marriage.
5/3/202142 minutes, 19 seconds
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EP 25- The threesome with one too many.

Jordyn is back and sharing her thirsty attempt to shamelessly self promo on the next door app (actually tried craigslist too but that failed as well, damn moderators). She suspects a Karen neighbor which sounds probable, and a little shit talking down goes down in regards to "neighbor Karen", who needs to get laid clearly. Jordy is sharing her first failed attempt at a threesome (there were no fails after that lolz) and its worth a giggle or too, or at the very least judgment. She goes on to tease her more explicit stories only to ask you to pay for them, because if she is going to expose herself at least let her get her bag. Ending the episode with fantasy talk and what gets Jordyn off that slightly embarrasses her. Hope you enjoy the episode xoxo horny people!
4/26/202133 minutes, 49 seconds
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EP 24- Blogger B*tches & TikTok home wreckers

Jordyn is in session with the first (of many) MOODY MONDAYZ. Taking a mini dive into pop culture, the Khloe Kardashian photo scandal (we think she's gorgeous in them all) FILTER LYFEEEE, and most importantly talking shit about the girls who #nofilter and are lying little beezys; segway our way into the era of facetune and calling out the girls that claim its "rEalLy ThEm". Jordyn isn't holding back about what grinds her gears when it comes to blogger shilling in 2021, "Jesus Saved" bios with tata pics for days. Sipping the haterade without being a troll, I promise I love every horny man and woman, but I am calling you out if you don't own it. Ps. I do go in on capitalizing on tears, dog moms who think they pushed a yorkie out of their puss, and any b*tch that says they can have my man.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
4/19/202131 minutes, 4 seconds
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EP 23 -Grieve "the block" and take notes

Hi all Im back solo-episoding bringing you the latest views on toxic dating red flags. A mini follow up of "roasting a fuck boy" was in order due to the reach out of a "mini John Tucker must die club." I felt for these women, I had felt the pain these women had of being sucked in over and over only to be crushed..over and over. If its all rainbows and orgasms with him when you are with him, only to find heartbreak and DM's of him sexting another b{*tch when yalll aren't chillin, its bad news bears girlfran. Men, in your defense, if you are transparent about what you want from the get go, its on us if we become 5 stage clingy...just don't be a shady f*ck. Two lessons to be learned in this episode, maybe even more. I end the episode exposing my own toxic game playing traits. Thanks for listening! Please sub=)--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
4/12/202133 minutes, 30 seconds
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EP 22-There's Something About Mary,

Hi y'all, Im here this time with a GUEST, the Virgin Mary, not THE, but def a previous virgin who chose one dick 19 years ago and we are SHOOKETH. I made her come tell her shit bc she isn't the norm, she's doing SOMETHING right bc the vibe check is a PASS for this couple. We are talking what a 19 year marriage consists of, tips on communication, the evolution of a long term relationship sex wise, and how many factors contribute to a long lasting relationship and maintaining getting laid. Mary, the ex virgin chose her forever cock and she's here to tell us how she keeps it!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
4/7/202155 minutes, 52 seconds
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EP 21- Only Fans Vs. Porn

Hi yall! Im back and this time were talking about the difference (from a woman/wifes perspective) of only fans vs porn. Is there a definite line or is it too grey? Is only fans the virtual reality of porn where its too close to home (maybe literally)? Engaging with who you are beating off too (and paying $$), vs the novelty of watching (Free) porn. What's too much, is it really harmful? What is considered cheating? Should it be or not? Im talking about what being a "cool wife" thats trying to be something she's not, vs being realistic and not being insecure about it. Although this may be controversial it's my own opinion and experience I am sharing and I appreciate and respect everyone who listens! VEGAS PIC (intro story of this episode) WILL BE ON MY IG STORIES @thehornyhousewifepodcast--
3/29/202133 minutes, 56 seconds
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EP 20- Sex Killerz and the "AAA"

Hey horny b's. Were going over the triple A's this week and they are guarantee to get you laid. I start the episode briefly answering a listener question on what to do while riding your partner, and then go straight into real talk of what is killing the vibe in your relationship. The four horsemen of cockblocking (projecting, kids, resentment, and stress) are REALLLLL and we all know getting laid is better than not, so what we are gunna do about it??!! I got your back; the triple A's come to resolve these un avoidable cockblocks of life and with a little intention you'll have their pants off in no time. Listen up ladies and gents; if your craving it GO GET IT!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
3/22/202143 minutes, 11 seconds
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Ep 19- HOTT OR NOT

I asked the men indeed did answer!! From your keyboard out my mouth I tell the ladies what you men said was the HOTTEST to do in the sac, and then what was....on the contrary. Ball grabbing was the most controversial one listed that we didn't deep dive into, but Ill let you just ask your man yourself how he likes his balls treated. Maybe we will actually have a whole balls episode. (we will)......Until then enjoy the guys letting us know what sexy and whats making their dick limp.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
3/15/202128 minutes, 52 seconds
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Ep 18- Roasting a F*ckboy.

HIIIIIIIII this horny housewife missed y'all!!!! I have tea to spill, bridges to burn and bitches to stand up for!!! This week, she (me) is savage mode ripping a fuck boy a new one? Okay honestly I went light on the guy, I just had to tell you why my episodes late, why its not what you expected and I HAVE GOOD REASON! JUSTICE FOR MONICA!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
3/10/202131 minutes, 52 seconds
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Ep 17- The Worst Thing I Have Ever Done

OH BOY! Please be kind in your judgments, because this week I have TWO story times for you where I gotta get RAW AND REAL. One is about an man who wants a toolbox up his ass, and another is me being a cringe gotta go girlfriend. Im talking all things emasculating. Society says be a baddie, but where is the line? Why do we need to stroke guys egos..and how? I got you girl. If you are thinking why the hell would I need to do that..I may or may not have a convincing enough answer. Ladies respect him as the HEAD of the household and be the neck bitch. Being respectful is going to get you wayyyy further in the wife life if you feel me; plus do you really want him to secretly hate your guts?--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
3/1/202153 minutes, 22 seconds
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Ep 16- Snoop Beezy

This week I'm talking about invading your man, (or womans) privacy. Its 2020 and we can't deny what the times have brought to the table, and behind the scenes. What should the terms be when married; whats going too far? Whats "crazy". How to decipher between realistic reasons to pry, or to shut the hell up and have sex with him instead. (thats more fun most of the time).  For those who are IN NEED of some tips to expose a p-i-g-g-y in their life I got ur back too;)
2/22/202131 minutes, 17 seconds
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Ep 15- The men ask, the horny housewife answers.

Your men are asking questions that they are too scared to ask you gf, and I'm hear to tell them the truth. From rim jobs, to your PH balance, and the ever common story of a horny husband wanting his uninterested wife. These men truly want to know. Im here to give an answer! THANKS to all the guys that sent DM's asking questions! 
2/18/202143 minutes, 18 seconds
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Ep 14- The Original F*ckboy

 A little update from me about my v-day EPIC FAIL. This episode I reminisce on my ex's and one in particular who made me the Jordy I am today. Thank you Shmevin. Okay well they all led me here, but this one really taught me the tricks of the trade & how to embrace MY INNER FUCK GIRL. Also I FORGOT to mention in this episode; I totes caught him spanking the monkey with gradual self tanner lotion and it was hilarious. Orange palms and all. xoxo--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/supportSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)
2/15/202149 minutes
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Ep 13- Will You Be My SLUTTY Valentineeeee?

It's almost Valentines Day horn dogs, and Im bringing you an EXTRA episode this week letting you know what the hell to DO, men I'm telling you what to get your b*tch and how to not f*ck it up. Ladies I'm telling you how to not being a boring ass beezy. Lets zest this holiday up, and if you are running out of time I have a back up plan. (march 14th is steak and BJ day we have redemption) --
2/11/202127 minutes, 43 seconds
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Ep 12- "The Big O"

O is for Orgasm duh. Briefly talking about why we need to get off, and heavily talking about how we get off. From solo action, to anal orgasms; I cover the spectrum. Going over "ten facts about orgasms", breaking stigmas of who has the higher sex drive, and acknowledging that we DEF do not get off everytime (to the gentlemen its not your fault; I promise we still love it.)---
2/9/202135 minutes, 55 seconds
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Ep 11 -STORYTIME; my (hellish) prom, and why I slightly feel sorry for myself.

not one embarrassing prom story but TWO. ones is much more worse than the other, and no one got laid. So all in all V SAD. ---
2/4/202147 minutes, 57 seconds
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EP 10- Breaking a sexual cycle+I AM SEXY AFFIRMATIONS

Todays episode is for the ladies; we talk about the sexual cycle of avoidance, and the ways to change perspective. At the 14:40 a sexy rampage begins reminding you of the bitch you ARE, and/or ARE GOING TO BE! I promise you, you feel like the goddess you are after this one=) 
2/2/202120 minutes, 38 seconds
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Ep 9-Be a baddie BJ giver.

Tap into your nasty self, and lets talk BJ tips tricks positions. Oh and theres a variety "finish" him off methods I share. Drain the toxic juice from your man and be a good girl=). XOXO--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
1/29/202123 minutes, 14 seconds
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Ep 8-"Lessons of my youth. (I got my hair pulled)"

oh to be young and dumb. One girls(me)journey to learning girl code; A little privileged baby (me) finds her way into some trouble bc she hasn't learned how to save her lust for the single boys. The musicians really got to her.(me) I might of forgot to say the ending, he ended a looo-sirrrrrr so I guess I won? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
1/26/202125 minutes, 43 seconds
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Ep 7- HOW TO; Sexting, Dirty Talk, FT sex

HEY YALL I'm covering the basics of sexting 101 (examples are provided at the end ;) )We talk "Talking dirty" statistics, some self pleasure for your man to eye & last but not least, how to talk like a nasty badass bitch, aka a very good wife indeed. SPICE IT UP BABY.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
1/20/202126 minutes, 59 seconds
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Ep 6- My therapist ghosted and covid sex sucks.

For the first time in the history of ever my therapist is ghosting me vs me ghosting them?! What is this sorcery?! This episode is a Story time about how my current therapist is now my ex therapist. A look into my new journey microdosing mushrooms; why covid sex is snooze and why you should mix it up! Also you'll find out the longest Iv ever gone without sex EVER. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
1/18/202127 minutes, 36 seconds
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Ep 5-Embarrassing Sex Stories; AKA Exposing Myself.

I start with losing my V-Card that one just hurt my feel feels, then we get to me not wiping good enough/properly, then we cover bodily fluids, annoying clingy mother f*ckers, and lastly a couple situations of being really REALLY inconsiderate of others. DON'T JUDGE ME bc I'm basically a saint now.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
1/11/202137 minutes, 45 seconds
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Ep 4-How to NOT get cheated on?

From perspective of the cheat-ER, the cheat-ED, and the cheat-EE. Why do men and women do it? The serial cheater vs. non -cheater (or mistake maker) this isn't about what you do after this is about avoiding it all together. Drain his main vain ladies.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
1/5/202130 minutes, 52 seconds
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Ep 3-DaDa issue?

Jordy got a little emo this episode; forgive her for shell be back to her vibrant horn dog self next time. This episode we cover how we are viewing men, is it fair? How did it shape us? Are we carrying into every relationship, I don't have the answers but here to ask the questions;) Time to let go of any misunderstandings and know your a baddie regardless if (biological, not sugar) daddy told you that or not! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/supportSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)
1/5/202122 minutes, 52 seconds
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Ep 2-Bootylicious

From Anal Sex to IBS. Im here giving you the "deep dive", ew, (briefly) into all things booty play. Get ready to blush.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
12/28/202023 minutes, 6 seconds
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Ep 1-Dear Horny Bitches;

Has the pandemic got you in your granny panties 247?, get that thong out and be a slut! Intro to The Horny Housewife podcast! Tips and tricks to get in the right headspace to get your ass laid, We gotta do what we gotta do ladies!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
12/23/202023 minutes, 46 seconds
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