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English, Comedy, 1 season, 94 episodes, 1 day, 8 hours, 9 minutes
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Dubai Comedian and Improv Actor, Salman Qureshi shares his outrageous takes on life, current news, sports and the showbiz life. An Eastern kid raised on Sesame Street, Salman shares his stories of life as a Third Culture Kid.
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Goodbye Dad - Death is such a Downer

This episode is dedicated to everyone who has lost their dad Support the Show.
5/19/202423 minutes, 9 seconds
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Bionic Memories Explored

Salman soliloquizes on Bionic 6, new babies, and watching reruns of 'Suits'.On this episode Salman reminisces about the captivating world of 'Bionic 6', a beloved childhood show. Amidst the excitement of his youngest brother's first baby boy, Salman shares heartfelt memories of the heroic adventures and futuristic wonders of the Bionic family. Listen in to rediscover the charm and nostalgia of this classic series through Salman's eyes."Support the Show.
4/25/202425 minutes, 32 seconds
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Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go!

Join Salman on a journey back to the 1980s as he delves into his nostalgic memories of ninja culture. From the thrill of watching ninja movies to mastering ninja moves in the backyard, Salman reminisces about the days when ninjas were the ultimate heroes. Get ready to be transported to a time of ninja turtles, shurikens, and epic battles as Salman shares his heartfelt nostalgia for the golden era of ninjas. So grab your nunchucks, put on your headband, and prepare to relive the magic of the 80s ninja craze with Salman!The Big C*nty CouchHosts That Girl Gina & Mike Fails invite queers and peers to...Listen on: Apple Podcasts   SpotifySupport the show
4/18/202424 minutes, 56 seconds
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Chasing Focus: A Deep Dive into ADHD, New Year's Resolutions, and My Social Media Timeout

Join me as I dive into ADHD revelations, sculpt New Year's resolutions, and embrace social media freedomTBIP Tete-a-TeteIn-depth interviews with film personalities from the Indian film industryListen on: Apple Podcasts   SpotifySupport the show
1/20/202424 minutes
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Scams & Holidays

Talking about modern scams and traditional holidaysSupport the show
12/20/202321 minutes, 18 seconds
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Highs and Lows 2023

Talking about the super highs and lows of 2023 and being proud of my bug zapper purchase. Support the show
12/11/202321 minutes, 2 seconds
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Help, I can't Visualize!

Salman soliloquizes on Aphantasia, Water Problems, and Making a Realization.Join in on this episode as Salman  explores the fascinating world of aphantasia, where some minds lack mental images. Discover the quirks and charms of this unique condition.Support the show
8/19/202323 minutes, 24 seconds
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Lebanon Consulate Adventures, Ant Drama, and TV Show Raves

Salman soliloquizes on the Lebanon Visa adventure, Fighting against Ants, and TV shows he is watching!On this riotous episode of The Expat Brat podcast, Salman Qureshi takes us on a wild rollercoaster ride through his recent misadventures. First up, brace yourselves for the nerve-wracking journey to the Lebanon Consulate to tackle the frustrating world of visa applications. Salman hilariously recounts his encounters with bureaucratic hurdles, confusing paperwork, and the endless wait that tested even his most patient comedic charm.But wait, there's more! Uninvited guests have invaded Salman's home, and they are not your average visitors. Ants have declared an all-out war on his sanity, and he shares his hilarious battle tactics, from makeshift traps to comedic rants aimed at the six-legged invaders.As if that wasn't enough, Salman can't resist diving into the latest TV show mania. Armed with his trademark wit and brutally honest opinions, he serves up scathing reviews of the hottest TV shows that have taken the world by storm. No spoilers, but be prepared for some epic rants and enthusiastic recommendations.So, buckle up for belly laughs, visa woes, ant wars, and TV show showdowns on this side-splitting episode of The Expat Brat podcast!Support the show
8/7/202324 minutes, 26 seconds
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The Karak Chai Hero

Salman soliloquizes on the battles of making the perfect cup of Karak Chai, being a vampire and missing family.Listen in as Salman tackles the art of making karak chai. Get comfy, sit back, and get ready to laugh your way through this wild ride!Support the show
8/1/202324 minutes, 49 seconds
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Time to Downsize the Digital Content Galaxy

Salman soliloquizes on getting back into the gym, convincing his kid to swim, and his perfect plan to get rid of some podcasters and content creators. Salman is back in the house, folks, ready to spill the beans on his hilarious journey back into the gym, his epic battle to get his kiddo to embrace the pool, and how he plans to take on the wild world of digital content creators and podcasters. Join in for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, mishaps, and triumphs as Salman tackles life's hurdles, from lifting weights to convincing his little one that water is more fun than video games. Get comfy, sit back, and get ready to laugh your way through this wild ride!Support the show
7/27/202325 minutes
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From Tweets to Threads

Salman soliloquizes on the World Getting Hotter, Threads (the new app), and the TV show Silo!Join Salman Qureshi on an enlightening and captivating journey as he reflects on the advent of Threads, the groundbreaking app set to kill off Twitter, shares his musings on the impact of climate change, and contemplates the idea of relocating to colder countries. Dive into Salman's exploration of the intriguing new TV series, "Silo," as he analyzes its themes and storyline. Prepare yourself for a thought-provoking blend of tech trends, climate considerations, and entertainment recommendations that will leave you both informed and entertained.Support the show
7/6/202324 minutes, 5 seconds
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Summer Shenanigans and TV Obsessions

Salman soliloquizes on Summer Bummers, Parenting a 4 Year Old, and reviews some of the TV Shows he's just finished!Join Salman Qureshi on a hilarious and thought-provoking journey as he dives into the absurdities of summer, sharing his hilarious misadventures at the pool and his failed attempt at taking his 4-year-old autistic son, Zayan, swimming. Tune in as Salman also delves into his recent binge-watching obsession, discussing captivating TV shows like 'Based on a true story,' 'Will Trent,' and 'From.' Get ready for a delightful blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and TV recommendations that will leave you entertained and wanting more.Support the show
6/27/202323 minutes, 14 seconds
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From Death Row to Tech Glow - My Insights!

Salman soliloquizes on the Apple Vision Pro, Capital Punishment, and his Exercise Excuses.Join Salman Qureshi as he takes you on a rollercoaster ride exploring two fascinating worlds: capital punishment and Apple's groundbreaking technology. Brace yourself for an eye-opening discussion as Salman unravels the myths and exposes the realities surrounding the controversial practice. But wait, there's more! Prepare to be dazzled by the parallel he draws between advancement and old thinking, connecting the dots between cutting-edge Apple products and the evolution of our society. Get ready for laughs, insights, and mind-bending connections—this episode is not to be missed!Support the show
6/8/202323 minutes, 29 seconds
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From Dunks to Defeats: NBA Finals, Apple Tech, and Embracing Personal Setbacks

Salman soliloquizes on being an  Apple fanboy, Dancing Attempts and the NBA Finals.In this episode, Salman takes us on a journey through his recent experiences, starting with his unexpected transition from Android to Apple products. His wife's persuasion and a newfound appreciation for the seamless Apple ecosystem have turned him into an avid user.Salman then recounts his comical misadventure in trying dance classes at the age of 30. Expecting a room full of adults, he finds himself surrounded by energetic teenagers. Join him as he navigates the challenges of keeping up with their dance moves while preserving his dignity.And of course, we can't miss discussing the highly anticipated NBA Finals 2023. Salman delves into the thrilling matchup between the Denver Nuggets and the Miami Heat. From buzzer-beating shots to clutch performances, he analyzes the gripping moments that define the series.Tune in for a delightful blend of technology, laughter, and sports, as Salman shares his unique perspective on life's amusing adventures.Support the show
6/1/202323 minutes, 53 seconds
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Istanbul - Turquoise and Turmoil

In this special episode, join me as I recount my recent escapade to Istanbul, a city steeped in mesmerizing history and captivating allure.Prepare to be enthralled as I share my firsthand experiences of exploring Istanbul's historical sites that exude an aura of enchantment. From the majestic Hagia Sophia to the awe-inspiring Topkapi Palace, I'll paint vivid pictures with my witty anecdotes and lively storytelling, bringing to life the rich tapestry of Byzantine and Ottoman influences.But hey, it's not all postcard-perfect sights and Instagram-worthy moments. In this episode, I fearlessly uncover the underbelly of Istanbul, revealing the city's notorious scams, encounters with less-than-friendly individuals, and the unexpected challenges that travelers like myself face. Don't worry, though—I've got you covered with valuable travel tips to help you navigate Istanbul's vibrant streets while staying one step ahead of the tricksters.So, buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, cultural exploration, and cautionary tales. Istanbul has so much to offer, and I'm here to unravel its true essence—both its historical majesty and the not-so-glamorous side. Join me, Salman Qureshi, on 'Expat Brat,' and let's embark on this unforgettable journey together!"Support the show
5/24/202324 minutes, 50 seconds
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Imposter Syndrome - The Struggle is Fake

Hey there, it's  Salman Qureshi back with another episode of The Expat Brat! Today, we're going to talk about something that affects a lot of people, including myself - imposter syndrome. It's that pesky feeling that you're not really good enough and that you're going to be found out as a fraud any minute now.In this episode, I'm going to share some of my personal experiences with imposter syndrome and how it's affected me as a comedian and content creator. But don't worry, it's not going to be a downer - I promise to sprinkle in some jokes and laughs along the way.We'll dive into what imposter syndrome is all about and what the consequences can be if you let it control your life. But fear not, my dear listeners, because we'll also talk about some strategies for overcoming imposter syndrome. We'll cover the role of a growth mindset and how it can help you overcome that nagging feeling of self-doubt.So join me on this journey of self-discovery and let's banish imposter syndrome once and for all. Trust me, it'll be a lot more fun than wallowing in self-doubt!Next Generation sci-fi sitcom Join a cast of hilarious AI idiots on a mission to wipe out the humans and save Earth. Listen on: Apple Podcasts   SpotifySupport the show
5/8/202324 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Great Divide - Get Me a Visa and Stop Discriminating

Hey folks! Today we're talking about why we should all be able to move around the world freely, without having to deal with visas and all that bureaucratic nonsense.You know what's not cool? Visa inequality. Some people can just waltz into any country they want, while others have to jump through hoops and pay all sorts of fees just to get a chance to visit. It's not fair, and it's something we should all be talking about.But it's not just a matter of fairness - there are actually a ton of benefits to letting people move around more easily. More tourism, more trade, more cultural exchange...the list goes on.Of course, there are always going to be some people who try to argue against freedom of movement. They'll say things like "but what about security?" or "what about jobs?" - but we all know those arguments don't hold water.So let's get real and talk about visa inequality. It affects people from different countries in different ways, and it's just not right. We need to find ways to make the visa process more fair and equal for everyone.There are plenty of potential solutions out there, like making it easier for people to get visas, or finding alternatives to visas altogether. It's not going to be easy, but it's something we can all work towards.So let's get out there and make some noise about freedom of movement. It's time to break down those barriers and let people move around this big old world of ours!Support the show
4/29/202323 minutes, 16 seconds
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The Struggle is Real: A Comedian's Battle with Content Creation

Salman soliloquizes on Meditation, Life Coaching, and Struggling with Digital Content Creation.Join the 40+ year old comedian as Salman candidly discuss the struggles of content creation in the digital age. From battling imposter syndrome and the constant need to stay relevant, to the pressure of building a personal brand and dealing with negative feedback - this episode covers it all. Along the way, Salman touches on the stupidity of life coaching, the importance of free time, and how meditation is helping him stay sane in a world obsessed with productivity. Don't miss this honest and humorous take on the reality of online content creation.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
4/8/202323 minutes, 3 seconds
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Keith Johnstone is Dead - Keith Who?

Salman soliloquizes on Keith Johnstone & Improv, Chris Rock's Special, and The Hunters Show.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
3/13/202323 minutes, 34 seconds
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Dubai Ain't Got Great Shawarma

Salman soliloquizes on Stand Up Gigs, Shawarmas in Dubai, and the new Disney show 'Fleishman in Trouble'.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
2/27/202323 minutes, 44 seconds
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Valentines vs Galentines Day

Salman soliloquizes on Valentines Day, Hugging Cows, and Single People.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
2/14/202323 minutes, 48 seconds
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Lebron and the Score

Salman soliloquizes on Lebron James and the Scoring Record, Jim Carrey, and ChatGPT and AI.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
2/8/202324 minutes, 7 seconds
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Michael Jackson Movie? Sure

Salman soliloquizes on making a movie on Michael Jackson, Death, and missing movie screenings.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
1/31/202324 minutes, 5 seconds
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Why aren't we visiting Algeria?

Salman soliloquizes on visiting Algeria, doing badly at gigs, and watching Jack Ryan.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
1/28/202323 minutes, 39 seconds
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Don't Make Me Buy Clothes

Salman soliloquizes on shopping for clothes, acting like a jerk, and the Chicago Bulls mysterious season.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
1/17/202324 minutes, 9 seconds
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With Great Power ... Wait, What!?

Salman soliloquizes on First Aid Training, Being a Hero, and Losing Loved Ones.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
1/14/202322 minutes, 44 seconds
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Throwing Away Stuff

Salman soliloquizes on the coming year, decluttering, and everything else making him feel great!Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
1/11/202323 minutes, 6 seconds
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It's in the Numbers

Salman soliloquizes on his relationship with math, looks back at 2022, and his Nanny going on holiday!Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
12/25/202224 minutes, 5 seconds
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I Need Goals

Salman soliloquizes on the end of the year, goals, and success.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
12/3/202223 minutes, 35 seconds
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Dictator for Hire

Salman soliloquizes on protests around the world, young people, and how to run a successful dictatorship.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
11/29/202224 minutes, 12 seconds
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Messi and other Messy Celebrity Encounters

Salman soliloquizes on sharing a hotel with Messi and the Argentina team, messing up his encounter with Seth Myers, and with David Llyod.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
11/18/202220 minutes, 52 seconds
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Twitter Dee Twitter Dum

Salman soliloquizes on Twitter, Red Tape, and Criticizing Athletes.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
11/15/202222 minutes, 53 seconds
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Food for Love

Salman soliloquizes on traveling home, airport check ups, and showing love through food in brown culture.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
11/7/202223 minutes, 22 seconds
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Go Figure Action Figures

Salman soliloquizes on gruesome movies, action figures and his love for the alpha.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
10/17/202224 minutes, 46 seconds
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All Men are Cheaters

Salman soliloquizes on the all important question - Who cheats more in relationships? Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
10/10/202224 minutes, 31 seconds
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Do You Remember ALF?

Salman soliloquizes on his 80s memories of the TV Show ALF, Handling Success for Celebs, and Ramping it up for the Last Quarter of 2022!Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Support the show
10/5/202225 minutes, 1 second
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Help, My Kid is Autistic

Salman soliloquizes on Life Changing Moments, Breast Cancer Awareness, and on Parenting a Neurodivergent ChildSupport the show
10/1/202225 minutes, 12 seconds
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Mansplaining the Women's Dress Issue

Salman soliloquizes on the recent Iran protests over women's rights, the need for control, and on watching the show Industry and Wrexham. Support the show
9/26/202223 minutes, 35 seconds
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Jeddah Rising and Salman Wisening

Salman soliloquizes on the changes happening in Jeddah and his own life, progress, and barking dogsSupport the show
9/23/202224 minutes, 21 seconds
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Walk like an Egyptian

Salman soliloquizes on the people queueing outside for the iphone14 and for the Queen, the reason for his love for Egyptians, what the song 'walk like and Egyptian meant to him', and how Egyptians and Pakistanis are similar in so many waysSupport the show
9/18/202223 minutes, 16 seconds
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Saudis and the Muttawa Life

Salman soliloquizes on his life in Saudi and the influence of the Muttawas (Religious Police) during the 80s and 90s.Follow the show on Instagram: @expatbratpodcastSupport the show
9/13/202224 minutes, 47 seconds
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The Death of a Queen

Salman soliloquizes on the Queen and Prince Charles, Lord of the Rings wokeness, and Facebook guilt.Support the show
9/9/202223 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Cousin Marriage Lowdown

Salman soliloquizes on marrying your cousin, sport rivalries, and his Saudi hopes.Support the show
9/6/202224 minutes, 12 seconds
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Survival Tip for the Climate Disaster and Gorbachev's Memory

Salman soliloquizes on his survival plan for the climate change horror, his memory of Gorbachev, and Quiet Quitting Support the show
8/31/202223 minutes, 56 seconds
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Finland PM's Partying and Who cares?

Salman soliloquizes on the scandal of Sanna Marin partying, his own need to blow off steam, and the beginnings of his kid's toilet training. Support the show
8/24/202223 minutes, 35 seconds
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Andrew Tate and the problem of too much Power

Salman soliloquizes on the Andrew Tate problem and whether players like Ronaldo and Kevin Durant are pushing it too far.Support the show
8/20/202224 minutes, 35 seconds
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Fighting Nostalgia and Endless Consumerism

Salman soliloquizes on being anti-nostalgic, needing endless new things, and having poor name memory.Support the show
8/14/202224 minutes, 37 seconds
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Batgirl and other disappointments for Artists

Salman soliloquizes on performer's facing disappointments all the time, being nearly chocked to death by his own kid, and trying to escape the clutches of Facebook.Support the show
8/11/202224 minutes, 27 seconds
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People are Doubting Salman's Parenting Skills in Ep50

Salman soliloquizes on Comedian Writer's Block, People's Views of his Parenting Skills, and Reviews TV Shows: Uncoupled, Surface and Industry.Support the show
8/8/202224 minutes
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Success Doesn't Need Talent in Ep49

Salman soliloquizes on Celebrity Paintings and the Importance of Being Famous.Support the show
8/2/202224 minutes, 6 seconds
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2022 - We're Changing the World in Ep48

Salman soliloquizes on Visa Requirements being Racist, Wuhan, and Cloud Seeding.Support the show
7/30/202223 minutes, 6 seconds
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2022 - Recession has been Declared in Ep47

Salman soliloquizes on the Economy, Superhero Movies, and Applying for Visas.Support the show
7/27/202223 minutes
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2022 - The Climate has Changed in Ep46

Salman soliloquizes on the World Heating Up, his Lasik Surgery, and Lack of Summer Plans.Support the show
7/22/202224 minutes, 13 seconds
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2022 - Pick the Right Country to Travel to in Ep45

Salman soliloquizes on the Secret to turning your Country into a Tourist Hotspot, Celebrates his Birthday, and Shares Advice from his Mother.Support the show
7/18/202225 minutes, 3 seconds
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2022 - Bring on the Freedom in Ep44

Salman soliloquizes on the Dave Chappelle's new speech on Netflix, the Leena Manimekalai controversy in Toronto, and the Sri Lankan protestors storming the Presidential palace. Support the show
7/11/202226 minutes, 16 seconds
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2022 - We're not celebrating 4th of July in Ep43

Salman soliloquizes on the US Immigration laws, the Denmark mass shooting, and NOT overcoming our fearsSupport the show
7/4/202221 minutes, 26 seconds
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2022 - Rowe vs Wade is Over in Ep42

Salman soliloquizes on the US Supreme Court ruling, the Huda Kattan Pride controversy, and his own TikTok Controversy.Support the show
6/25/202217 minutes, 8 seconds
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2022 - Downing Plastic Bottles in Ep41

Salman soliloquizes on Plastic Water Bottles, Steph Curry's genius, and on the Muslim Character in an old Hollywood movie Flight Plan. Support the show
6/20/202223 minutes, 20 seconds
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2022 - There's a War on Meat Eaters in Ep40

Salman soliloquizes on the NBA Finals and predicts the winner, Prince William's undercover attempt, and the meat eating obsession in his culture.Support the show
6/13/202221 minutes, 17 seconds
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2022 - We're launching more Content in Ep39

Salman soliloquizes on Matthew McConaughey and US Presidents, Joker 2, and his new partnership with comedy friend Rushdi RafeekSupport the show
6/9/202219 minutes, 46 seconds
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2022 - Delivering the real verdict on Depp and Heard in Ep38

Salman soliloquizes on the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard circus, gun laws and bad stand up specials!Also, follow the upcoming show of Salman Qureshi and Rushdi Rafeek on:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/salnrushdido/Support the show
5/31/202220 minutes, 5 seconds
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2022 - Vacation Pitfalls are happening in Ep37

Salman soliloquizes on his experiences of being fooled on vacationsSupport the show
5/23/202210 minutes, 41 seconds
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2022 - Wishing you Eid Mubarak in Ep36

Salman soliloquizes on Fasting, Bags of Money, and the NBA Semi-FinalsSupport the show
5/3/202214 minutes, 1 second
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2022 - We're Tweeting for Elon Musk in Ep35

Salman soliloquizes on the Twitter buyout, Billionaires, and the NBA PlayoffsSupport the show
4/26/202219 minutes, 1 second
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2022 - Every Day is a New Day in Ep34

Salman soliloquizes on Elon Musk, Bankrupt Countries and Brown Privilege.Support the show
4/18/202218 minutes, 18 seconds
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2022 - No Confidence in Anything in Ep33

Salman soliloquizes on Personality Worship, the NBA playoffs and Trying Comedy.Support the show
4/12/202217 minutes, 37 seconds
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2022 - My Party vs Your Party in Ep32

Salman soliloquizes on Politics, Fixing Finances, and Personal Health Support the show
4/4/202217 minutes, 59 seconds
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2022 - The Oscar's Slap happening in Ep31

Salman soliloquizes on the Oscar's incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock, the NBA season, and the delivery driver conundrum.Support the show
3/28/202215 minutes, 58 seconds
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2022 - Lying in Plane Sight in Ep30

Salman soliloquizes on the Boeing 737 crash in China, the wiseman meme on the internet and the Bulls going cold!Support the show
3/21/202214 minutes, 13 seconds
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2022 - Looking Down at the Small Town in Ep29

Salman soliloquizes on the effects of living in a big shiny new city and visiting a small town, on the Winning Time show, and his mental health screening resultsSupport the show
3/14/202218 minutes, 2 seconds
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2022 - The Dark Gritty World in Ep28

Salman soliloquizes on the Batman movies, Shane Warne and the real problems of life.Support the show
3/7/202217 minutes, 2 seconds
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2022 - World War 3 and Me in Ep27

Salman soliloquizes on the Russian-Ukraine war, declaring Europe as part of Asia, and finding advice on money!Support the show
2/28/202216 minutes, 43 seconds
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2022 - The NBA All Star Weekend is happening in Episode 26

Salman soliloquizes on the NBA All-Star weekend, the Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson moment and self help adviceSupport the show
2/21/202214 minutes, 51 seconds
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2022 - NFT's are getting simplified in Episode 25

Salman soliloquizes on the NFT dramaSupport the show
2/14/202218 minutes, 3 seconds
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2022 - A lot of people are losing in Episode 24

The weekly episode is out. Salman's soliloquizes on Loss - Weight, Egypt, Zhu Yi and more. Don't forget to share, like and comment. You can also support the show with the link below!Support the show
2/7/202219 minutes, 16 seconds
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2022 - We're cancelling Spotify in Episode 23

Salman's talking about Neil Young, the Tennis Finals, and cancel culture.Support the show
1/31/202224 minutes, 6 seconds
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2022 - John Stockton is assisting viruses in Episode 22

Salman talks about John Stockton's new assist game, his dreams with Michael Jordan and stopping himself from becoming an old cynical shitbag!Support the show
1/24/202217 minutes, 29 seconds
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2022 - Basketball hurts in Episode 21

Salman is talking about how it hurts to watch and play sports, general rudeness and his wife's dream for him.Support the show
1/17/202213 minutes, 2 seconds
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2022 - Bob Saget is dead in Episode 20

Salman ponders on Bob Saget, Crypto, and the Chicago Bulls.Support the show
1/12/202218 minutes, 10 seconds
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2022 - It's Raining in Episode 19

Salman enjoys a short ramble on Dubai's weather, the rich and, Jokovic's exemption for the Australian open. Support the show
1/5/202215 minutes, 18 seconds
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Working from Home - Episode 18

WFH is the new thing people. As someone who has been doing it for a while, here are some thoughts on it. Be safe! HELP OUT Hey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly. It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family. Help me feed my child here:www.patreon.com/join/salmanzqSupport the show
3/22/202010 minutes, 43 seconds
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On the Run - Episode 17

Is there anything else we can talk about besides the coronavirus? I'm sharing a story about the indian girl that ran from the authorities and other great insights in life in the Post apocalypse world.HELP OUTHey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly. It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family. Help me feed my child here:www.patreon.com/join/salmanzqSupport the show
3/19/202010 minutes, 38 seconds
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It's International Women's Day and Pakistan is Angry - Episode 16

The spiel on celebrating international women's day and how my home country is not exactly very happy about it (well some of them). BECOME A SUPPORTERHey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly. It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family. Help me feed my child here:www.patreon.com/join/salmanzqSupport the show
3/8/202010 minutes, 1 second
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Men are Funnier than Women - Episode 15

The spiel is on why we think men are funnier than women. I'm also worried about the Coronavirus. Enjoy the episode!BECOME A SUPPORTERHey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly. It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family. Help me feed my child here:www.patreon.com/join/salmanzqSupport the show
3/1/202014 minutes, 24 seconds
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The answer to Global Warming - Episode 14

This spiel is on the hot (pun intended) topic of Global Warming. Enjoy the solution and my vision presented here. It's pure genius!BECOME A SUPPORTERHey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly. It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family. Help me feed my child here:www.patreon.com/join/salmanzq?ComedySupport the show
2/25/202011 minutes, 31 seconds
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Biased Hiring and Talking in Elevators - Episode 13

Some serious spiel on some outlandish behavior in the hiring process here by private companies. Also the weird thing we do in elevators. Intense stuff folks!BECOME A SUPPORTERHey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly. It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family. Help me feed my child here:www.patreon.com/join/salmanzq?Support the show
2/19/202013 minutes, 47 seconds
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Hitting the Gym, Parking Prices and a whole lot more - Episode 12

This one's a spiel on working out and how it might not be working out. Also - Parking charges around downtown Dubai. Ouch! Enjoy the episode.BECOME A PATRONHey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly). It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family. Help me feed my baby here:www.patreon.com/join/salmanzq?Support the show
2/19/202010 minutes, 37 seconds
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The Truth about the Self-Help Stuff - Episode 11

I got a spiel on the whole self-help stuff on this episode. Dropping some real insights into this matter so make sure you listen in.BECOME A PATRONHey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly). It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family. Help me feed my baby here:https://www.patreon.com/join/salmanzq?Support the show
2/16/202010 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Oscars, Coronavirus and Politics - Episode 10

My Spiel on the speech by Joaquin Phoenix at the Oscars and the general overreaction to everything by people ie coronavirus and what not! BECOME A PATRONHey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly). It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family. Help me feed my baby here:www.patreon.com/join/salmanzq?Support the show
2/10/20208 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Vegan Problem - Episode 9

My spiel on the vegan question - to pea or not to pea. Debating the moral and ethical issues around it and the reason why I find it so difficult to make a call on it.BECOME A PATRONHey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly). It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family. Help me feed my baby here:https://www.patreon.com/join/salmanzq?Support the show
2/3/202015 minutes, 45 seconds
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Predictions 2020 and Visiting the Homeland - Episode 8

It's the first episode of season 2 of the Expat Brat podcast. I babble on about my travels to Pakistan, my predictions for 2020 and more!BECOME A PATRONHey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly). It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family.  Help me feed my baby here:https://www.patreon.com/join/salmanzq?Support the show
1/23/202016 minutes, 12 seconds
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Garlic Sauce and Al Baik - Episode 7

Saudi had one good thing going for it - a little ole place called Al Baik. I talk a little about the history of that fast food joint as well as its one special offering!BECOME A PATRONHey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly). It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family.  Help me feed my baby here:https://www.patreon.com/join/salmanzq?Support the show
4/13/201910 minutes, 30 seconds
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No Speak Arabic - Episode 6

I lay out the reasons (excuses?) for not having learnt Arabic in spite of living in the Arab world for most of my life.This is an interesting issue of not learning the local language and particular to expats living in the GCC - unless I've got it completely wrong and it's happening all over the world?BECOME A PATRONHey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly). It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family.  Help me feed my baby here:https://www.patreon.com/join/salmanzq?Support the show
12/17/201814 minutes, 21 seconds
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Bye Bye Allahbad - Episode 5

So India's Right Wing Government's actions have hit home this time. And so I share some light hearted stories of an Uncle. What's the link between the two? Listen in to find out!BECOME A PATRONHey guys, if you enjoy my work then you can support it with as little as $2 (one time or monthly). It goes towards paying for equipment, time, all my comedy work including the podcasts, youtube videos and live events I do and MOST IMPORTANTLY towards my family.  Help me feed my baby here:https://www.patreon.com/join/salmanzq?Support the show
10/21/201815 minutes, 6 seconds