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The Comedy Button

English, Comedy, 1 season, 560 episodes, 4 days, 19 hours, 11 minutes
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What's going on, Internet!? Prepare for some of the most insane rambling about everything from life, to sex, to what passes for 21st-century Internet culture. Your aural canals are ours, and we're filling them with nonsense -- courtesy of hosts Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. BRAAAP BRAAAP! New episode every Friday afternoon!
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The Comedy Button: Episode 550 -- THE GRAND FINALE!

BRAP BRAP! What's going on, Internet? Oh boy, do we have a story -- it's about a nonsense podcast that has run for nearly the length of a full U.S. primary education (with, come to think of it, pretty equivalent educational standards and pay for the teachers). But now, it is the proverbial graduation ceremony, which means it's time to get day-drunk on hobo liquor one last time with your favorite goofball hosts in this three-hour spectacular. Before we put the button back in cold storage, we get up to the usual stupid shenanigans, reflect on the last 11.5 years, answer a few final listener questions, and hear from our significant others (and yes, someone cries). From the entire Comedy Button cast to everyone who has supported this silly endeavor of ours: Thank you. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special appearances from Theresa Altano, Stacey Bromley, and Jenn Scoville.
3/3/20232 hours, 54 minutes, 12 seconds
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A Very Special Comedy Button Message: THE END IS NEIGH!

Gadzooks! After more than 11 years of this nonsense horseplay, we're finally putting the ol' button back under the protective glass and pretending to go about our lives as well-respected adults who have it all figured out.  Yes, the Comedy Button is coming to a close with our final episode, coming to you at the end of February/beginning of March/something like that. We've got all the details right here in this mini-episode, so if you don't want to go through life confused and bewildered about why your usual Friday podcast stopped appearing on the Zune Marketplace or wherever these things go now, give it a listen!  Sincerely from your pals, Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
2/17/202312 minutes, 55 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 549

We manage to introduce the show three different times thanks to the dumb Internet turning off. In part 1, Kristin tells us about her new acting career. Then in part 2, after we lose Kristin, we get lost on some tangent about bumper stickers. Finally, in the epic conclusion, Kristin makes her surprise return and we learn about TikTok haircut culture, hear about a motel that Harry Styles might have banged out in, and go on a wild 1990s movie marathon. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
2/3/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 18 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 548

Ryan blows no one's mind with Laff-A-Lympics lore, we learn all about the thin and colorful lines that dumb people put on flags, we do our annual check-in on terrible candy, and we still have that dream about eating a cheese pizza in an airport limo. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/20/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 15 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 547

The Comedy Button presents: A New Year's PSA to clean up your dog's poop. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Kristin Van De Yar.
1/6/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 546

Kristin shares her birthday plans, we learn George Jetson facts, Ryan gets UM ACTUALLY'd, and we learn about all the times Kristin laughed at some dumb stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
12/16/20221 hour, 19 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 545

We learn about Pilates, revisit some of the worst sounds on this show, share some George Washington facts, reveal our most-desired cartoon injuries, and offer up some parenting advice. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
12/2/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 544

Ryan attempts to turn this into an ASMR podcast (with horrifying results), Max has a Tim Dolphin update, Scott loves him some Tay Sway, and we collectively discover the dumbest bears, the worst Etsy listings, and the pitfalls of Mystery Inc's business structure, in some of the worst radio we could possibly muster. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
11/18/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 543

Kristin tells us about her haunted private school, Max is the new hype man for upcoming YouTube star Tim Dolphin (be sure to stick around after the episode for a brief clip), Ryan is somehow starting to feel better about life, and we declare Renaissance Faire to actually be Renaissance Convention. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar. (And here's a convenient link to that Tim Dolphin song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv1ZK6fmjfc)
11/4/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 542

We bring you up-to-date on stupid candy just in time for Halloween, investigate where all the hotel bibles went, recount the Estevez brothers' many stupid ideas in life, and warmly reminisce about John Leguizamo's best movie. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/21/20221 hour, 20 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 541

We learn too much about America's Funniest Home Videos, reveal what we would do if we were talking dogs, figure out where the porn gets filmed, debate this year's this year's Halloween costumes, and recall our fondest food poisoning memories. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/7/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 41 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 540

We talk about Waterworld more than anyone ever has, Brian nearly kidnaps a child by mistake, we ask too many questions about X-Men bathroom habits, and Kristin tells us about the world's most horrifying jewelry. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
9/16/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episdoe 539

Kristin goes to Medieval Times and Disneyland, Brian and Max go to Germany, Scott goes to Michigan through a newspaper, and Ryan talks less than he ever has in the history of this show. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
9/2/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 53 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 538

Scott reports on his latest big dumb trip to Michigan, we learn way too much about fancy ice cream coffee desserts, Max holds a problematic film festival for himself, and Ryan discusses the oeuvre of Andy Sidaris. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
8/19/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 537

We dunk on Scott since he's not here, and then Brian and Max tell us all about their stupid and terrible San Diego Comic-Con COVID-19 adventure. Three down, two to go! Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
8/5/20221 hour, 18 minutes, 59 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 536

Kristin is the first of us to go on a big COVID adventure, Brian remembers all of New Jersey's weird laws, and we get a bunch of movies with the same title mixed up. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
7/15/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 535

The Comedy Button curse strikes Great America! But we don't care, because half of us went on some really dumb vacations, and Brian learned that even homes in haunted swamps are unaffordable. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/1/20221 hour, 8 minutes
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The Comedy Button: Episode 534

Evidently there are thumb truthers who believe that we only have eight fingers, so, that's a thing. Kristin also gets to tell us all about her trip to Spain, but not before Ryan derails the podcast for 15 minutes to dorksplain the country's most accomplished tennis player. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
6/17/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 53 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 533

We talk about all the Stranger Things, remember Paramount's old theme parks, catch up with a very fake Jonathan Taylor Thomas, imagine how many porno pizzas get delivered in New York, and discover some fake shared memories about the giant cartoon checks they used to hand out on TV. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
6/3/20221 hour, 22 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 532

We find another alternate Ryan Scott, discover Facebook's fake Brian Altano, weigh the use of ROFL in 2022, come up with some fun stuff to do in San Francisco (wrong answers only), and reveal our personal Hobbit tier lists. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
5/20/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 18 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 531

After a super-serious intro (not really), we rank the best ghost-hunting shows, learn about midwifery, listen to Kristin's pitch for a dating show, and run down some unfortunate college acronyms. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
5/6/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 530

Kristin encounters a public porn-watcher and takes in some drunk Shakespeare, Brian joins the Stein Society, half the cast gets onboard with ad hoc parenting, and we answer a bunch of rapid-fire questions. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
4/15/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 25 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 529

Winamp still whips the llama's ass, the Great Gatsby is still pretty good, Willy Wonka is still very weird, and and Jared Leto still sucks. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
4/1/202259 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 528

We do some Urban Dictionary deep-dives, celebrate the oeuvre of Nicolas Cage, share some cool tricks to avoid working, and get a visit from the Brain Cops. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
3/18/202258 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 527

Brian cooks the worst meal of his life, Scott melts his jukebox, Kristin owns the world's newest medieval jug, we reveal the secret origin of our podcast's name, and 4-H gets a Comedy Button makeover. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
3/4/202258 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 526

We have a spirited discussion about our favorite gas station brands and treats (seriously this is what it's come to), imagine the most effective way to fight Ryan as a bird, give mad props to our boy Lanky Kong, and pick out our most favorite old YouTube shows and memes like the geriatric millennials that we are. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
2/18/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 525

We decide what our drug nicknames are, explore the local porn forests, learn that Brian's mom was a hard-boiled party detective, and recount the longest lies we've ever kept up. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
2/4/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 524

We examine the carbon footprint of breast implants, have a debate about monkey bread, try to decide which of two crimes are worse, and hear Kristin's best guess at the plot of Superman Returns. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
1/21/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 48 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 523

We celebrate the happy-so-far new year with some scheduling changes, learn about the time Scott's wife almost killed him, try to imagine what the worst giant animal would be, and discover way too much about nightmare McDonald's playground equipment. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Kristin Van De Yar.
1/7/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 522

The world suddenly makes a lot more sense when you realize there are no actual adults anywhere up in here, especially when it's five nonsense people trying to imagine which Master of Disguise scene Dana Carvey was filming when 9/11 happened. And that's a wrap on 2021, everyone! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
12/31/20211 hour, 17 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 521

Kristin had an awesome surprise birthday party, we try to explain NFTs, Max got us a bunch of silly Christmas gifts, and somehow they made like 17 more Home Alone movies that we're just now finding out about. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
12/24/202157 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 520

We imagine an alternate universe where Master P had a popular rap about Final Fantasy, recount how stupid the Death of Superman was, and fondly remember our local teen troublemaking spots. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
12/17/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 519

There are now so many Marvel movies that we can't remember all of them, so instead of worrying about that malarkey, we try to figure just what the heck a warlock is, and why it's better than a wizard (spoiler: it's not). Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/10/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 26 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 518

Scott reveals his big surprise to the world, Ryan doesn't know what's in a bugout bag, the Bromley family ran the world's weirdest camgirl show, and -- a little too late -- we discover a hilariously unfortunate namesake. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
12/3/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 37 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 517

We're all Dum-Dums in this episode, as we explain Tootsie Pop superstitions, recount the times we were terrible, experience the longest and most convoluted story Kristin has ever told, and remember the biggest messes we've ever had to clean up. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
11/26/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 516

Kristin shares her hair tips, Scott finds the dumbest reason to visit Party City, we wonder why there aren't more good werewolf movies, and we were all probably that one bad friend at some point. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
11/19/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 26 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 515

Kristin tries to figure out TikTok, social media believes all kinds of wrong and stupid things about us, our horoscopes are definitely not a bunch of nonsense, and we wish some sweet toys upon our younger selves. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
11/12/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 514

Welcome to our dystopian hellscape, where a guy ate at Six Flags on the cheap for seven years, and Max crashed a social influencer's debauched birthday party. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
11/5/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 55 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 513

We have a very strange conversation about Mummies Alive, wonder about horse treats, try to imagine what sorts of 2010s nostalgia we'll be inundated with in 20 years, and debate traveling through time to talk to ourselves. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/29/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 512

Yep, it's your favorite movie review podcast, the Comedy Button. After talking about Ghostbusters, we workshop ideas for a footlong chicken nugget, debate hot dog burgers vs. burger hot dogs, and learn about Max's Harry Potter panic attack. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/22/202154 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 511

For our extra-special and totally well-planned 10th anniversary episode, we gave Brian and Scott the night off so we could shame some truly terrible parents, make a list of our favorite overhyped cities, plan Ryan's imaginary political campaign, and review all the bad movies that came out four years ago. Starring Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
10/15/20211 hour, 11 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 510

We say way too many words about Pokemon, have our annual monster cereal discussion, divulge everything we know about memes, and guess what Dune is about. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
10/8/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 509

Jared Petty returns to tell us why having a breakthrough case of COVID-19 really sucks and also explain why his stairs collapsed, and then we delve into the wild west of the early Internet. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
10/1/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 508

Jared Petty is here to tell us about his new place, shed a tear for his favorite tree, and talk about all kinds of dumb comics and tabletop games and terrible technology. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
9/24/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 507

Scott's latest boring white people vacation was at a weird haunted hotel, we discover that there are Yelp reviews of websites, we remember the times we got suckered by targeted ads, and Ryan imagines how he would handle real-life stadium events. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
9/17/20211 hour, 19 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 506

Kristin tells us about her Hawaiian vacation, we dig deep on Charles Entertainment Cheese, and everyone reveals how they would break up with Ryan. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
9/10/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 26 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 505

We discuss the oeuvre of Jenna Jameson, discover that we are all Garfield, try to figure out what Miracle Whip is, and figure out what Ryan's stupid quest would be if he were Indiana Jones. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/3/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 50 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 504

In this very stupid episode, we make a Dungeons & Dragons alignment chart for fast food restaurants. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
8/27/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 28 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 503

Max tells us about the weirdos he went to art school with, Kristin destroys her academic bell curve, and Brian recounts some house party fights. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
8/20/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 53 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 502

The Internet's #1 podcast for The Suicide Squad, boomerang shapes, jury duty tips, and Love Island theorycrafting. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
8/13/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 501

We recount the secret history of the Predator, relive our memories of Blockbuster Video, share our favorite bad smells, read Amazon reviews of other people's favorite bad smells, and get taken on the world's stupidest office tour. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
8/6/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 500

Wow, we've been making this nonsense for 500 episodes now! Our old pal Anthony Gallegos is back to help us celebrate, and also to school us on the art of motorcycle maintenance, provide an update on his menagerie, ponder the inner workings of Real Doll customer service, play us a jaunty tune on his penny whistle, and help us explain some of our stupider Comedy Button traditions to Kristin. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.
7/30/20211 hour, 32 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 499

Max pawns his cat off on some suckers, Brian reinforces this decision with cat horror stories aplenty, we wonder what our ideal jobs in space might be, and we imagine what a Comedy Button Freaky Friday would look like. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
7/23/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 498

We ponder the Moana Lisa, Kristin confesses to her crimes, Scott tells his weird puke stories, we decide on the most stackable animals, and Max gets himself some Wolverine ice cream. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
7/16/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 497

Sorry, everybody -- we made Ryan host again. Scott explains why he has no free time anymore, Brian learns how to smoke meat from flat-earthers, and we learn more about everybody's dorky high school life, Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Kristin Van De Yar.
7/9/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 496

It's the latest episode of the Comedy Button, the Internet's #1 fine art and movie podcast. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
7/2/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 25 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 495

Settle in with us as we finally get some real pizza whistles and swazzle stars, and Scott tells us his wild and crazy Michigan tales about the fireworks factory and the world's stupidest pizza parlor. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
6/25/20211 hour, 12 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 494

Wrestling and comic books are all pretty dumb, cell phones make horror movies way less scary, Ryan has no idea what people do at bars, and we decide whether we would take drugs to find ghosts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
6/18/20211 hour, 19 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 493

We learn that private schools even have ritzy bullies, Ryan tells us about all the coins he's hoarding for the boatman, Max books a sewer tour, and we come up with some terrible toy ideas. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
6/11/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 492

We have a good old-fashioned debate about how bad the Lord of the Rings movies are, offer up some terrible ideas about all the stupidest food, and have a few close brushes with some Lovecraftian ocean beasts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
6/4/20211 hour, 1 minute, 29 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 491

We do our annual check-in on monster cereal, Ryan returns to Benihana at long last, and we realize we're into a bunch of boring adult stuff now. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
5/28/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 490

Welcome to the Comedy Button, your #1 source for mummy lore, mummy facts, and other mummy-related stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
5/21/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 489

It turns out you really CAN forget how to ride a bike, we don't know much about throwing balls around, bad horror movies are good horror movies, and we spend even more time babbling about hot dogs. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/14/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 488

We vote on the world's most official best donuts list, identify the celebrities that definitely eat leftovers, and figure out what kinds of enchanted objects we would be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
5/7/202159 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 487

Seth Macy returns to tell us about the old new Maine news, the new new Maine news, all the cool teen snacks of 20xx, downloading shareware games from the local BBS, and his favorite Hackers autograph. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Seth Macy.
4/30/20211 hour, 22 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 486

We ring in poopin' season with some talk about the James Bonds, Max finds his stud finder (or did the stud finder find him?), we recount some dumb school assembly meetings, and we get some dirt on all those danged pot-smoking kids. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
4/23/20211 hour, 12 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 485

Kristin tells us about the Godzilla MonsterVerse, and then we learn the difference between tunnels and chunnels, and reminisce about the before times. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Kristin Van De Yar.
4/16/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 17 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 484

Ryan schools everybody on the best techno music, we try to rank the worst U.S. Presidents, Max tells us all about getting peed on by his infant, and we discuss that tried and true topic: porn on the Internet. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
4/9/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 48 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 483

We're learning about the birds and the bees week, cuz Max is a BABBY DADDY! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
4/2/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 482

It's time to eat some X-rated pizza, talk about TV shows we love that will be regarded as old people stuff in several years, recall our biggest high school scandals, and do some public intoxication. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
3/26/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 25 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 481

In an episode that is definitely kinda messed up because our podcasting platform's redesign unexpectedly broke our audio (sorry about that), Ryan has more fun with stupid sound effects, Brian tells us how Italians feel about The Godfather, Max braces for fatherhood, we contemplate the worst time to pass gas, and the world's saddest Burger King kids' meal get delivered. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
3/19/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 55 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 480

Our recording software's new version sucks (except for the new sound board that Ryan's been tormenting everyone with), Scott had an encounter with some weird-ass beachgoers, Kristin explains Die Hard, and Paddington Bear is apparently packing something big under that coat. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
3/12/20211 hour, 49 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 479

Scott finds Ryan's old coffee stains, we reveal our dream casting for the Macho Man biopic, Medieval Times is apparently dealing with the pandemic rather well, and Brian's kid gets some life coaching. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
3/5/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 478

Jared Petty joins us to talk about life on the farm (and the cultural paradox that is North Carolina), Kristin reveals her least-favorite part of the show, and we all tell some crazy neighbor stories. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Jared Petty.
2/26/20211 hour, 19 minutes, 43 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 477

We had a happy Saturday recording day to tell you all about the mile high club (not that one you sick sex pervert), throw down with an east coast vs. west coast debate, accidentally touch all the stuff at the store, and discover Kristin's love for IHOP. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
2/19/20211 hour, 13 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 476

Guest host Laura Kate Dale wrote an entire book about video game butts, so of course we need to talk all about it! Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Laura Kate Dale. Buy Laura's book, "Things I Learned from Mario's Butt," @ https://amzn.to/3tOqA2d Listen to Dice Funk @ https://apple.co/2ZaPOd6
2/12/20211 hour, 11 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 475

Scott's busy moving, Brian loves a good baseball bat of meat, Max wants a treadmill desk, Ryan never wants to board a cruise ship, and Kristin has the world's weirdest family tree. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
2/5/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 15 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 474

Kristin gets a dog, we remember the most inappropriate things we've worn at work, the Ford Bronco is uncanceled, and we learn where to take Ryan on a date. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
1/29/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 473

We talk about the world's weirdest robot movie, the most trivial things that made us cry, our personal showering policies, and how we got all these scars. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
1/22/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 472

What a stupid year 2021 already is! Let's forget about all that for a few minutes and talk about Brian's Costco check-out etiquette, Max's unexpectedly deep knowledge of Babar lore, the worst place to get diarrhea, and all the things we liked before they were cool. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
1/15/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 471

We start 2021 off with a bang by clearing the air about some of our dumb and bad D&D ideas, learning about Oklahoma's official state drink, and provide some pro tips for all you young whippersnappers moving away from home for the first time (assuming that's the sort of thing people can do this year, of course). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar
1/8/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 470 -- The D&D Adventure

It's off to the haunted windmill in this fourth and final (for now) episode of the Comedy Button's Dungeons & Dragons campaign. The party loots some gross cinnamon buns, breaks everything, makes friends with a bloodthirsty sword, and learns that vampires might be giant incel manbabies. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
1/1/20211 hour, 12 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 469 -- The D&D Adventure

In this third episode of our epic Dungeons & Dragons campaign, Brian takes some time out for a little Dungeons & DoorDash, the party tries to pull the ol' wagon inspector trick on some fantasy New Jerseyites, and we discover the groups Achilles' heel: puzzles. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
12/25/20201 hour, 2 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 468 -- The D&D Adventure

In the second episode of our four-part Dungeons & Dragons adventure, our motley crew takes a break from their indecisiveness to harass some townies and graphically loot corpses. They are truly the heroes we both need and deserve. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
12/18/20201 hour, 15 minutes, 31 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 467 -- The D&D Adventure

Hail and well-met, or something! In the first of a four-part Dungeons & Dragons adventure, three malcontent travelers from what may as well be a random character creator enter the mists with their beleaguered caretaker, and wind up almost getting eaten by wolves. We hope you enjoy this weird, stupid journey! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
12/11/20201 hour, 34 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 466

We have some video oopsies, Brian and Max declare war on pie, Brendan Fraser leaves and comes back again, we have some audio oopsies, people tell us all about the houses where the 'nog gets filmed, and we try to imagine what our personal Greek god resumes would look like. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
12/4/20201 hour, 7 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 465

Join us as we delve into the town pervert's 'nog stash, marvel at all of Panera's stupid terrible bread, weigh the pros and cons of Costco's private jet rental service, and remember all the bad '90s music. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
11/27/20201 hour, 5 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 464

We resurrect Heathcliff from the dead, celebrate the unintentional comedy of Baywatch, try to figure out a movie worth renting out an entire theater for, name all the dumbest allergies, and engage in that timeless classic pancakes vs. waffles debate. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
11/20/20201 hour, 1 minute, 47 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 463

A heartfelt congratulations to the Denver Broncos for the big electoral win, Jenn and Max Scoville for getting pregnant during the apocalypse, and all those people who are knee-deep in their midlife crisis. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
11/13/20201 hour, 6 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 462

The Denver Broncos sweep 2020 in a surprise election landslide, we try to remember all of our stupidest injuries, Scott talks us through his sweet dance moves, and we all imagine winding up at Denny's at 1:00 AM. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
11/6/20201 hour, 10 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 461

In our 2020 Halloween spook-tacular, Kristin tells terrifying tales of trick-or-treating in Bel Air, Max courts catastrophe by consuming corpse-flavored Skittles, and Ryan concocts chills by donning the many masks of Michael Myers. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
10/30/20201 hour, 1 minute, 52 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 460

Welcome to our ninth birthday skeleton spectacular, where we introduce Tom Bombadil the shock jock, unveil the world's stupidest sound board, recount warm fuzzies from our listeners, and figure out who among us would die first in a real-life bio-dome. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
10/23/20201 hour, 54 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 459

Brian tethers in from his phone to help us recite all the definitions of a Rat King, learn all the fun facts about Donatello, vote on the sexiest fast food mascots, try to forget all the most useless things we've ever memorized, and have our annual conversation about monster cereal. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
10/16/202056 minutes, 25 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 458

Guest host Zach Ryan fills in to help us examine the weird logistics of moving during a pandemic, determine what an a-hole looks like, (masterfully) debate just how hands-off we would be willing to get in exchange for time travel, and reboot Highlander for the 21st century. Starring Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Zach Ryan.
10/9/20201 hour, 2 minutes, 11 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 457

It's a week of bad legs, bad dates, bad action figures, bad anime superpowers, and a little bit of good advice. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
10/2/20201 hour, 7 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 456

We briefly turn into a video game podcast before getting down in the dirt with patio pounders, Monster Jam, the stupidest things we'd theoretically buy, and the worst McDonald's menu item pitches we can think of. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
9/25/20201 hour, 3 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 455

Our pal Jack DeVries joins in to give us an update on how his 2020 is going, we concept some bad Machinima TV, Scott has a very bad technology day before our ears, and we wrap up by talking about all the weird stuff in our fridge and then imagining what the rules to Australian Rules Football might be. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Jack DeVries.
9/18/20201 hour, 3 minutes, 16 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 454

We go down the weirdest Winnie the Pooh philosophical rabbit hole, discuss Ryan's funeral wishes (don't worry -- he hasn't accidentally slipped on any banana peels yet), give you the lowdown on butthole cramps, recount our most embarrassing celebrity encounters, and take Ninja Turtle logic to the next level. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
9/11/20201 hour, 11 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 453

We try to find out what pets are allowed in prison, discuss the oeuvre of Harvey Keitel's junk, and ponder becoming some real shady Christmas tree farmers. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
9/4/20201 hour, 8 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 452

It's a question we've all had during our lives: Collectively speaking, which Hogwarts house would the Comedy Button belong to? This week, at Kristin's insistence, we take the Harry Potter Sorting Hat quiz and find out (and remember, Ryan is definitely Ravenclaw, guys). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
8/28/20201 hour, 12 minutes, 14 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 451

We debate the true meaning of the idiotic half-meme we created in last week's episode, dunk on Steve Bannon, go through the whole California disaster checklist, and pontificate on roller coaster bathroom etiquette. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
8/21/20201 hour, 11 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 450

Happy 450th episode to us! To celebrate, Kristin tells us about a really awkward class trip to Europe, we give a chin-stroking review of all the celebrities on Cameo, and -- since we won't be visiting any theaters anytime soon -- we revisit our favorite childhood moviegoing experiences. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
8/14/20201 hour, 5 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 449

Buckle in for some spooky tales of haunted catacomb tours and serial killers, then listen to a bunch of thirty-somethings try to figure out PAW Patrol, explain what ska is, and determine what sorts of dessert islands we'd want to be trapped on. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
8/7/20201 hour, 10 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 448

Join us as we peek into some very weird new corners of Pornhub, get hyped for the new roaring '20s, and recall all those signature family holiday dishes that we hate. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
7/31/20201 hour, 5 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 447

Somehow-first-time host Scott Bromley delivers the most reductive show intro we've ever done, we try to build the perfect Frankenstein's monster out of the Comedy Button cast, all the worst (and some of the best) restaurants make an appearance, we reboot the Avengers with an all-star wrestler cast, and Brian updates us on his feud with sworn enemy Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
7/24/20201 hour, 28 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 446

Kristin hung out with James Marsden at GameStop, Steven Seagal is one weird dude, and we somehow have a second conversation about Coyote Ugly in the span of a month. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
7/17/20201 hour, 10 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 445

We ponder the inevitable future TikTok presidency, discover Schrodinger's Representation, remember how warped sex education and anti-drug PSAs got during the '80s, and deliver some of the most amazing Quibi show pitches anyone has ever heard. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar. Here at the Comedy Button, we believe that our current moment in history matters. Find out how to help here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
7/10/20201 hour, 1 minute, 25 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 444

We get to hear Kristin's first impressions of us, vote on the most bangable U.S. President, and recall the time that Big Bird almost exploded. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar. Here at the Comedy Button, we believe that our current moment in history matters. Find out how to help here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
7/3/20201 hour, 6 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 443

We welcome our new regular co-host Kristin Van De Yar, who immediately proceeds to upset our dumb centaur-drawn apple cart with some tips on the finer points of pandemic hair care, ideas on the best way to draw snakes that are yanking each other's ropes, and a debate on the flaws and nonexistent merits of Olive Garden and Applebee's. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar. Here at the Comedy Button, we believe that our current moment in history matters. Find out how to help here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
6/26/20201 hour, 18 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 442

What is charisma? And, more importantly, does Porky Pig have it? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. Here at the Comedy Button, we believe that our current moment in history matters. Find out how to help here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
6/19/202052 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 441

We catch up on what Gamer Grub has been up to for the past seven years, learn about a real weird cream soda recipe, and read Amazon reviews of DIY sex toys. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. Here at the Comedy Button, we believe that our current moment in history matters. Find out how to help here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
6/12/202057 minutes, 41 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 440

We try to make sense of our stupid world, and everything that's going wrong in it right now. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. Find out how to help here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
6/5/202056 minutes, 16 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 439

Our pal Mike Drucker joins us to have a lively discussion about Steven Spielberg's AI, tell us about what it's like to write for Samantha Bee, and take bets on which Comedy Button host will be the next one to lose their hair. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.
5/29/20201 hour, 14 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 438

Ryan reads fan-requested Urban Dictionary definitions, then we recall our worst car rides and then sail away on a perfect peanut butter boat. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/22/20201 hour, 4 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 437

In the middle of the world's worst ongoing staycation, we imagine what it would like be cooped up with Glenn Danzig, design characters for Cereal: The Fighting Game, and get to the bottom of the stupidest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lore we could find. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/15/20201 hour, 12 minutes, 45 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 436

Ryan celebrated his 40th birthday trapped at home with Joe Bob Briggs, Scott is really addicted to Animal Crossing, and we've all developed some increasingly terrible diets. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/8/20201 hour, 12 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 435

Scott's gall bladder is real fussy, we're all getting a lot more time than we bargained for with our significant others, and we've found that pandemic hygiene habits can be very... shall we say "flexible." Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/1/20201 hour, 4 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 434

Ryan drinks some real clean soda, Brian is a secret disaster prep expert, our fans demand to know the origin story of Ryan's wizard couch, and we try to imagine what there will be to look forward to when life returns to normal. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
4/24/202057 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 433

We hang out with our friends (remotely), catch up on all the weird TV, try to figure out what Boris Johnson looks like, panic about our eating habits, and figure out what the most ideal shower food is. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
4/17/20201 hour, 13 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 432

We still don't know how to record a podcast, everything is still canceled, Wild Wild West still sucks, people still drive like idiots when no one is on the road, and Ryan still eats like a child even as the world burns down. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
4/10/202059 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 431

We learn about the world's weirdest workout routine, imagine our perfect hairstyles, discuss Ryan's childhood hard-boiled egg obsession, and resurrect all those dumb hoverboard rumors from the '80s. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
4/3/202055 minutes, 47 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 430

It turns out that the world is such a disaster, we've had to record our show remotely for the first (and definitely not last) time. Come join us as we gather together through our computer screens and contemplate the corona apocalypse! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
3/27/20201 hour, 7 minutes, 44 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 429

IT'S THE COVID-19 HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR!!!! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
3/20/202058 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 428

Scott, Max, and Brian joined by special guest Ryan Scott, who discusses his plans to travel back in time and invent Snapchat and bet on the Super Bowl (even though he doesn't know how either of those things work). And also, the age-old question: Would you eat an owl? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
3/13/202056 minutes, 38 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 427

Scott, Max, and Brian get day drunk to discuss their deepest insecurities, like getting naked in front of other people and how they'll never be able to do sweet skateboard or BMX tricks. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
3/6/20201 hour, 6 minutes, 18 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 426

Ryan is out, and we had Discord write the show for us, so you know it's gonna be a good time for all the rowdy pigs in the house! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
2/28/202059 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 425

Local substitute teacher Jared Petty sits in for Ryan once again, to reveal the truth about George Washington's wooden teeth, tell stories about weird Japanese restaurants, and help us figure out what our Care Bear powers would be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
2/21/202056 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 424

Ryan is back to share his Top 10 Police Academy movie list, discuss his nonexistent exercise habits, and demonstrate his strength by breaking Scott's thumb on-air. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
2/14/20201 hour, 42 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 423

Jared Petty is here to offer his best NPR host impression, talk about how babby is formed, help us with our new foray into procedurally generated ASMR, and discuss old Sierra adventure games without Ryan. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
2/7/20201 hour, 7 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 422

We debate what foods we'd force each other to give up, guess what all the different horse parts are called, play an impromptu game of "Which Mortal Kombat Character Would you Marry?" and come up with some cool heist codenames. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/31/202056 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 421

Scott injured his ball (again), he loves disgusting Jelly Belly flavors, and he's a real stinky boy. We don't know why we keep putting up with him! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
1/24/20201 hour, 1 minute, 25 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 420

Max shares his disgusting fondness for gross anchovies on pizza like a sick dirty man, we all try to remember the last time we ate a frozen TV dinner, and Scott goes just a little bit overboard with arcade game sound effects. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/17/202054 minutes, 25 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 419

Journey with us whiz in the world's most hilariously-named lake, check out some front butts, and cool off with a refreshing trenta cinnamon water with extra whip. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/10/20201 hour, 52 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 418

To ring in the new year, we eat packaged Japanese fish that tastes like pizza, and discover when we first knew we were idiots. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/3/202057 minutes, 31 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 417

Celebrate the end of the year with a bowl of liquor from our favorite weird bar, enjoy our new show "Will Ryan's Dog Eat More Things Than Ryan?" and learn some true facts about astronauts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/27/20191 hour, 1 minute, 10 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 416

The interminable year known as "2019" is finally coming to an end, and Max and Brian are drunk in an abandoned conference room at work to tell you about cookie exchanges, getting fat for the holidays, why they think Playmobil is popular in Maine, their love for stupid criminals, how the kid from Flight of the Navigator turned to armed robbery, Lorena Bobbitt, and why you should be careful if you drive a green Hyundai. Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville.
12/20/201950 minutes, 55 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 415

It's animal week on the Comedy Button: Brian made his family get a Christmas goose, horses wearing flippers are making the Internet great again, and Animorphs can move the heck over to make room for MIDDLEMORPHS! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
12/13/201952 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 414

Good news, everyone: 10 years in, we're still the #1 show, in all categories, everywhere. Well, except that Scott's gone and made a TV show, so that may be what finally knocks us down to #2 in the vaunted Star Wars Game Shows podcast category, where we have run unopposed since 1987. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
12/6/201959 minutes, 55 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 413

It's a Thanksgiving miracle with the Comedy Button! This week, we talk about the worst food we've ever eaten, and all sorts of other goofs, guffaws, and hijinks that will drown out the sounds of your own family gathering! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
11/29/201958 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 412

Jack DeVries is back once again, and we've all had several wine spritzers. We discuss what our spirit fast food restaurants are, the most embarrassing clothes we wore in middle school, our self-care routines, and Bloodborne. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.
11/22/20191 hour, 8 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 411

Jack DeVries joins us to discuss the X-Men, the 1997 Kevin Kline film "In and Out," who Kevin Kline is married to in real life, WikiFeet, the WikiFeet gift shop, and our favorite hard AND soft desserts. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.
11/15/20191 hour, 2 minutes, 25 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 410

This week, we're joined by legendary chatterbox and walking almanac Jared Petty, so in lieu of asking him questions, we're just feeding him listener-submitted keywords and seeing what trivia, anecdotes, or confessions he conjures up. Topics include earwax, fireworks, Gashapon machines, and discontinued Planters snack food P.B. Crisp -- the last of which somehow devolves into a dissection of the relevance of Ian Fleming's James Bond novels in the 21st century. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
11/8/20191 hour, 7 minutes, 55 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 409

On this very special Halloween episode, Jared Petty joins us to talk about our favorite Halloween candy, Easter candy, Christmas candy, perennial non-denominational candy, and delight in our spooky stories -- like the time Scott's dad caught him touching himself while watching Hocus Pocus. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
11/1/20191 hour, 8 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 408

Brian has a wardrobe malfunction at a video game event, Max debates the merits of owning chickens, and Ryan is bad at Twitch. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/25/201955 minutes, 27 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 407

It's just Max and Scott this week, so they imagine what they would have changed about their early 20s, and debate whether it would be better to eat chocolate-flavored poo or vice versa. Yeah, we get up to some weird nonsense when we're left alone-ish. Starring Scott Bromley and Max Scoville.
10/18/201959 minutes, 37 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 406

Scott's better half, Stacey, joins us for the first time ever. What more could you ask for?! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Stacey Bromley.
10/11/20191 hour, 21 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 405

Happy October! This week, we discover that Sunnyvale's former Toys R Us is now a Spirit store, and Geoffrey the Giraffe and his entire family are all dead. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/4/20191 hour, 6 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 404

We figure out the worst way to spend $1600, remember America's first Thanksgiving starring Mark Twain and Benjamin Franklin, and pitch Ryan on romantic dates with the rest of the cast. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/27/20191 hour, 7 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 403

We're joined once again by those foul-mouthed ladies, Kristin Van De Yar and Jenn Scoville. In addition to a rousing debate about hot air balloon etiquette and a fun game show in which we try to do Google's job, we also make good on last week's cliffhanger ending: ranking the top 10 anime hair styles of all time, divulging the secret origins of Jenn's screen name AND the meaning of the word "Weeaboo." Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville, with special guests Jenn Scoville and Kristin Van De Yar.
9/20/20191 hour, 1 minute, 58 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 402

Max and Brian went to a German zoo, and Max ripped a real hooter of a fart in the monkey-house, scaring all the primates. Meanwhile, Jenn has a great idea for a western movie, and Kristin reveals her true feelings for Ron Perlman, that rectangular man made entirely of old wallets. Plus: a thrilling cliffhanger ending! Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville, with special guests Jenn Scoville and Kristin Van De Yar.
9/13/20191 hour, 7 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 401

Anthony joins us once again to discuss pooping at work, then we dare Ryan to drink horrible sodas. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.
9/6/20191 hour, 1 minute, 32 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 400

Our pal Anthony Gallegos is back to celebrate our 400th episode spectacular, and we've got a lot of catching up to do about exactly how many animals he lives with these days. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.
8/30/20191 hour, 17 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 399

Guten tag! Hallo und willkommen auf der Comedy-Schaltflache! We sure hope Google Translate got that right. It's the Comedy Button, all the way from Cologne, Germany -- where Brian and Max are off playing video games and eating various sausages for a week. We're international, baby! Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville.
8/23/201958 minutes, 54 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 398

Special guests Brandon Hunt and Eric Sapp join us to talk about their new project, HVYSTRK, and discuss "content" creation, growing up on the Internet, memes, Evangelion, Midsommar, and Tubgirl, among other things. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guests Brandon Hunt and Eric Sapp.
8/16/20191 hour, 4 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 397

We ponder the Cheeto chicken sammich, recall the craziest things we've seen at San Diego Comic-Con, and solve the unsolved mysteries of the macabre. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
8/9/201958 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 396

We debate the merits of Where's Waldo, animal dildos, and whether we'd rather have all food look or taste like chicken fingers. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
8/2/201952 minutes, 33 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 395

Does Ryan work from home naked? Does Batman really smell during the holidays? Did Brian's trip to the zoo with his daughter wind up as stupid as the time when he went with the rest of us? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/26/20191 hour, 2 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 394

We sure miss the good old day of video game journalism and porn stars. Oh, and Max went to Hawaii. Insert joke here about getting lei'd, or something! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/19/20191 hour, 2 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 393

Buckle up for a little something we call Max and Brian's Excellent Florida Alligator Adventure! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. Be sure to check out Brian and Max's rad alligator video over at IGN, made possible by the talented Christopher Gillette and Gabby Nikolle (and you can subscribe to their YouTube channel as well, for all kinds of other awesome animal stuff).
7/12/20191 hour, 4 minutes, 15 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 392

Jared tells us about his vision quest to Hawaii, Ryan tells us about his (possibly only) trip to the ocean, and Brian tells us about the hottest new energy drink of 2019. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.
7/5/20191 hour, 6 minutes, 22 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 391

Guest host Jared Petty returns to reminisce about making weird soda cocktails, help us figure out WTF is up with Applebee's, and play a quick round of "Which Person Would You Eat?" Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.
6/28/20191 hour, 9 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 390

Scott and Ryan are home alone! You know what that means: candy dinner, Disney karaoke, swapping stories about our wives, talking about weird dumb movies, and doing only the easy chores. Starring Scott Bromley and Ryan Scott.
6/21/20191 hour, 6 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 389

Can you tell the difference between an actual rhino birth and Ace Ventura coming out of its butt? And if so, can you explain it to us? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
6/14/20191 hour, 1 minute, 47 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 388

Welcome to phase 1 of the Macho Man Slim Jim Cinematic Universe. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
6/7/20191 hour, 1 minute, 34 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 387

We discover the perfect director for our upcoming cinematic universe, ponder all the gross stuff we've probably eaten at restaurants, and consider -- in pretty careful detail -- what it would take to make the realest-looking fake Cinnabon with stuff we found at Home Depot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/31/201959 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 386

Max and Brian managed to find the weirdest bathroom in all of San Francisco. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/24/201955 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 385

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Emmy Award-winning writer/producer Scott Bromley! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/17/201956 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 384

It's time to talk about Danzig for like six hours straight, then design our own custom Ninja Turtle pizzas and ponder millennial midlife crises. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.
5/10/20191 hour, 10 minutes, 33 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 383

We debate the nuances of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' characterization, remember our backyard funerals for our fallen G.I. Joes, and analyze to what extent Playmobil has lost its mind. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.
5/3/20191 hour, 2 minutes, 14 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 382

Ryan tells us about his dad's wedding, Scott shares life hacks for San Francisco weed delivery services, Brian discovers how good Chicago's cuisine is, and we all make fun of each other's recent Amazon purchase history. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott.
4/26/20191 hour, 45 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 381

Special guest Lucy O'Brien teaches us about New Zealand, and Wikihow teaches us how to do sex things. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Lucy O'Brien.
4/19/20191 hour, 1 minute, 37 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 380

Kristin Van De Yar is back again this week to drop a bombshell on us: She was a Sega kid. Everything makes sense now! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.
4/12/201954 minutes, 33 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 379

Kristin Van De Yar returns to share her thoughts on Lucky Charms, posterior entertainment, Tinder, and nonsense foods. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.
4/5/201959 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 378

Grocery Outlet is gross, the Mythbusters are wrecking homes, and we make some difficult choices about what food we'd want to be stuck with for an entire year. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
3/29/20191 hour, 2 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 377

Max and Brian do their best to explain the mysteries of the urinal to Jenn. Other topics include the Amish, how to spend a million bucks like an idiot, and true horror stories of public embarrassment. Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Scoville.
3/22/20191 hour, 25 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 376

Since Ryan isn't here to babble endlessly about the Suicide Squad, we take the opportunity to describe our dream superhero movies. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
3/15/20191 hour, 1 minute, 23 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 375

For your listening pleasure, we present the world's most authoritative and expertly curated collection of Hamburglar lore. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
3/8/201955 minutes, 16 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 374

We reveal our carefully-thought-out fan cast for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot, hear horror stories about Scott's vacation to a nudist colony, and learn that Ryan has no idea about what a child's birthday party should entail. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
3/1/20191 hour, 1 minute, 51 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 373

We learned more than we bargained for about Max's weird back hair, which is equal parts "werewolf ass" and "police sketch artist's rendition of Satan." Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
2/22/201958 minutes, 26 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 372

All hail Jared Petty, King of Ropes! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.
2/15/20191 hour, 6 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 371

It's poopin' day at Scott's house, and guest host Jared Petty is here for the festivities. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.
2/8/20191 hour, 7 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 370

The Comedy Button: Your most trusted source for the worst smells on Earth. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
2/1/201955 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 369

7-Eleven doesn't have a mascot, so we made up a cool werewolf for them. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/25/201957 minutes, 59 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 368

We reminisce about our favorite school lunches, quiz Ryan about exactly what the hell a Dungeon Master is, and try to figure out who bought all of the saddest toys at Kay Bee. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/18/20191 hour, 4 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 367

Which one of us paid a visit to Ikea on Christmas Eve? Has Scott had relations with his weird sex egg yet? And could Ryan get here in the time that it would take us to fly to Texas and back? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
1/11/201957 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 366

Wow, 2019 sure is amazing, isn't it? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
1/4/201956 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 365

In our best post-Christmas Christmas episode ever, we can't figure out why people eat candy canes, Ryan doesn't have a clue what cream soda tastes like, and we've got some questions about Santa Claus. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/28/201856 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 364

We're pretty sure criminals have ruined ski masks for everyone else, forever. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/21/20181 hour, 1 minute, 22 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 363

We're here to tell tales from the Caramel Tasting Festival, give you some tips for dealing with stress, and figure out what kind of shoe we'd most like to be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
12/14/20181 hour, 7 minutes, 11 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 362

We're cooking with SPORTS, baby. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/7/20181 hour, 5 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 361

Ryan lives his entire life like the "BUT THERE MUST BE A BETTER WAY!" guy in the first 10 seconds of every infomercial. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
11/30/201859 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 360

Max and Jenn regale us with stories of their Japanese honeymoon, where they discovered weird sex corners in every store, fought deer, and visited an amusement park. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guests Jenn Scoville and Kristin Van De Yar.
11/23/201858 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 359

In this episode, we all ponder the stupid ways that we want to die, and also what should be written on our tombstones. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
11/16/201855 minutes, 18 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 358

Best He-Man character? Worst superpower? Least bad James Bond? We tackle 2018's key issues. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.
11/9/201856 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 357

It's our November after-Halloween spooktacular, with guest host Jack DeVries on-hand to talk candy mascots and help us figure out which movie monsters are the best at bangin' out. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.
11/2/201859 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 356

Sbarro sucks, Large Marge is (still) terrifying, and Scott can definitely be bribed to let himself be attacked by birds for an entire night. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/26/201858 minutes, 11 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 355

In this episode, we learn some fascinating facts about Taco Bell, edible panties, Amazin' Fruit, and the time that Brian got so excited for Home Alone 2 that he broke a window. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/19/20181 hour, 3 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 354

Welcome to the Comedy Button, a podcast full of old people who go to sad dad rock shows, get migraines all the time, and remember when prank phone calls were a thing. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/12/20181 hour, 12 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 353

Where in the world is Ryan Scott? Who knows -- but let's talk about fake streaming services, how dumb we were in our 20s, and what drives a person to hang out at Denny's for 24 hours. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
10/5/201854 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 352

Hey, Anthony's back for a totally rat-ical guest appearance! Since we last saw our old partner in crime, he got hitched, got some rats, lost some rats, got some other rats, got a catheter for one of those rats, and got a how-to book for being a rat doctor. You might say he's now the rat king. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.
9/28/20181 hour, 10 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 351

It's time for our annual Comedy Button Awards, honoring the best movies of 1995. Also, we make fun of Rip Torn, and nerd out about prank call albums. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/21/20181 hour, 5 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 350

For our 350th episode extravaganza, we fight sea creatures, play a fun game of "Would You Fellate Cthulhu?," and wince in pain as Ryan attempts to explain how he would plan our birthday parties. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/14/201854 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 349

An oral history of Lunchables, as told by the Comedy Button. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/7/201858 minutes, 15 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 348

Ryan is back from his month-long exile to the chicken nugget factory, just in time to answer life's difficult questions about Ninja Turtles tattoos. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
8/31/201854 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 347

Greetings from the RAM RANCH! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Scoville.
8/24/20181 hour, 7 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 346

Mrs. Scoville herself joins us to reflect on the big wedding day. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Scoville.
8/17/20181 hour, 19 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 345

We have a record TWO WOMEN on our dumb idiot podcast this week, so of course we have to talk to them about Ninja Turtles and werewolves. Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville, with special guests Jenn Scoville and Kristin Van De Yar.
8/10/20181 hour, 10 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 344

This week, we figured it would be a good idea to design a tattoo for Ryan, figure out how to get him to eat weird exotic food, and stoke the fire of his eternal war with "film critic" Harry Knowles. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
8/3/20181 hour, 7 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 343

Who got the final rose at Max Scoville's The Bachelor party? Turns out, it was booze and Saturday morning cartoons. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
7/27/20181 hour, 2 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 342

Let's give it up to Spider-Man for starring in one of the best and worst games ever created by human beings on planet Earth. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/20/201859 minutes, 8 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 341

Look out, Roger Federer -- secret tennis expert Ryan Scott is coming to take your job and all your sponsorships. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/13/20181 hour, 34 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 340

We've got some awesomely stupid plans for Max's bachelor party (and some even stupider ones that we ultimately didn't go with!). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/6/201856 minutes, 45 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 339

This week, Brian gets a good, healthy head start on embarrassing his daughter in front of all her school friends, with the story of her birth. Also: BRIAN'S A DAD NOW! How crazy is that!? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
6/29/20181 hour, 6 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 338

We've got some hot takes on Hot Topic, Brian cherishes his final pre-fatherhood moments, and we debate which cereal mascots are the most bangable. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
6/22/20181 hour, 50 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 337

April is back this week to dish on Ryan's love affair with NCIS, and work out the mystery of her father-in-law's inability to understand how to order food at Chipotle. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest April Gibson.
6/15/20181 hour, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 336

Scientists found a dinosaur, a TV network found a conscience, and we found more Taft facts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
6/8/20181 hour, 2 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 335

Have we ever missed a flight? How does Ryan feel about corn? Have any of us ever had an animal attached to our genitals? Who thought square pizza was a good idea? Would we eat a pizza shaped like America? We attempt to answer some of these questions, among others. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
6/1/201859 minutes, 48 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 334

This week, the love of Ryan's life joins us to corroborate the fact that he is a terrible cook, shed some light on their home life, and recount a near-fatal brush with an angry school of Swedish Fish. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest April Gibson.
5/25/201858 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 333

We bet you we can guess the plot of a stupid talking animal movie from the '80s, just from looking at the poster. BONUS SEGMENT: essential Old West train robbery tips, from local expert Jared Petty! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.
5/18/20181 hour, 10 minutes, 43 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 332

This week, we answer one of the most awful hypothetical questions that's even been posed to this show. Starring Scott Bromley and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.
5/11/20181 hour, 5 minutes, 44 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 331

We're joined once again by our old friend Jack to discuss awful lurid things like looking at porn, hiding porn, our favorite porn, porn pet peeves, and if we'll ever be embarrassed by stuff we talk about on this show (like porn). This is what happens when we crowdsource topics from our horrible Facebook group. Starring Scott Bromley and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.
5/4/20181 hour, 27 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 330

Our pal Seth Macy gives us the inside scoop on living in Maine: The Stephen King State, the eldritch horror of relaxing island life, running a fake news site, and why he paid $600 to watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 in theaters. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Seth Macy.
4/27/20181 hour, 13 minutes, 27 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 329

This week, we discuss the sexiest movies of all time according to clickbait robots, awful reality shows, guilty pleasures, problematic faves, and dogs. Look, we let Ryan host again, so it's a big mess. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.
4/20/20181 hour, 9 minutes, 43 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 328

Our pal Kristin joins us once again to regale us with sordid tales of finding love in Left 4 Dead, awful public transportation encounters, an unforgettable Harry Potter bathroom break, and much more. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.
4/13/20181 hour, 6 minutes, 11 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 327

Someone let Ryan host again, and you all know what that means: utter nonsense. Join us as we create a wizard's scroll, realize that early writing sounded more like pornsite comments, and discuss the finer points of collecting vs. hoarding. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.
4/6/20181 hour, 12 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 326

Guest host Brandon Hunt shows us just how far one dedicated fan will go to hear the director's commentary for the '90s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.
3/30/201856 minutes, 55 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 325

Ryan managed to move somewhere even more boring than Sunnyvale, and he even watches Jeopardy every night, like the old man that he (not-so-) secretly is. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
3/23/20181 hour, 3 minutes, 31 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 324

Scott and Ryan cozy up in an intimate one-on-one episode, to talk about cool samurai movies and Wikipedia secrets. Starring Scott Bromley and Ryan Scott.
3/16/20181 hour, 52 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 323

Brian has learned a terrifying, brain-scarring new truth about horses. Also, Ryan becomes God for a minute, and creates the world's most horrific nightmare animal (and we want your fan art). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott.
3/9/20181 hour, 10 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 322

What interesting life statistic would we want to know when we die? We're science boys today, everyone! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
3/2/20181 hour, 14 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 321

We have a serious talk about mental health, and a somehow equally serious talk about how many circus peanuts would kill a person. We swear that the former has nothing to do with the latter. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
2/23/20181 hour, 6 minutes, 54 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 320

One of us is finally becoming a father -- and he's never been more terrified. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
2/16/20181 hour, 3 minutes, 26 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 319

Do all those those farm animals really believe they can get away with their hate crimes and loitering? Not if Cowlumbo the Cow Detective has anything to say about it. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
2/9/20181 hour, 2 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 318

Which one of us had a kids' birthday party in his 30s (hint: It's not who you think)? What are the worst (and best!) ice cream flavors? What is the dumbest pop culture monster? What's the tallest animal that a man can pee over? We only ask the hard questions here. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
2/2/20181 hour, 23 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 317

This week, we have some adventures in FOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Except for Ryan, because he orders Subway sandwiches like he's Jeffrey Dahmer. Dude needs to have his head checked. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/26/20181 hour, 2 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 316

You know who's better than everyone at everything? Kevin frickin' McCallister. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/19/201857 minutes, 28 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 315

It's hard to lose someone you love -- and believe us, we know. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/12/201847 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 314

Why are boobs weird (according to a woman)? What constitutes a god-tier pangus? And what should you shave before visiting a Japanese spa? Let's get this year off to a properly dumb start! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.
1/5/20181 hour, 2 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 313

Get ready for Hollywood's next big thing: the Cereal Mascot Cinematic Universe. The Trix Rabbit. Captain Crunch. Count Chocula. That dumbass Honey Nut Cheerios Bee. That shrieking vermin that's always always after the Honeycomb. Wendell the Baker. All your favorites, together, on the big screen, at last. The Comedy Button (this episode, anyway) is Brian Altano and Max Scoville, drunk in a hotel room in Anaheim. (We apologize in advance for the unusually crummy audio quality; it's the end of the year and we're out of brain power.)
12/29/201748 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 312

Our awesome guest host, Kristin Van De Yar, is a true worldwide phenomenon. Also, we've discovered the most awesome life hack for getting out of jury duty: Just commit a crime, and you're home free forever. Take THAT, civic duty! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.
12/22/20171 hour, 10 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 311

Is it possible to record the world's longest, stupidest outro to a dumb Internet radio show? Well, we certainly did give it a shot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/15/20171 hour, 6 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 310

YouTube creator and talent manager John Carle used to write for the WWE -- and boy, does he have some crazy tales for us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest John Carle.
12/8/20171 hour, 3 minutes, 48 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 309

One of our favorite guest hosts, Jared Petty, joins us to ponder Goofy's questionable dog-hood and discuss everybody's favorite dumb fantasy story, THE LOOOOORD OF THE RIIIIIINGS. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
12/1/201756 minutes, 25 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 308

It's Thanksgiving with the Comedy Button -- which obviously means it's time to hide from your family and listen to us talk about Easter baskets, Nick at Nite, Ace Ventura, and the worst flavor of Skittles. Yep, happy holidays! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
11/24/201756 minutes, 55 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 307

We dig into the wild and crazy mind of guest host Jared Petty, learn all about his weird surprise allergies, and and then talk about the legacy of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In other words: Just another week! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
11/17/20171 hour, 3 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 306

Seasonal Affective Disorder is a serious disorder that affects millions of people every season, but we've got a great solution for coping with it: going out in the woods and hiding porno for future generations of perverts to discover. Or, you could just listen to our idiotic podcast for degenerates. We're sorry. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
11/10/20171 hour, 3 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 305

We're apparently very hungry boys, because this episode is all about hot dogs, pretzels, pizza, nacho cheese, soda, and Tootsie Roll Pops. Of course, we also find time to discuss the Mighty Ducks, strip clubs, owls, and punching holes in our bedroom walls as teenagers. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
11/3/20171 hour, 11 minutes, 1 second
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The Comedy Button: Episode 304

Welcome to the Comedy Button's Halloween Thanksgiving Special -- a cornucopia of spooky facts about mummies, meatballs, and celebrity spelunking. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
10/27/201754 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 303

We've got the lowdown on career Renaissance faire yeomen (and #yeowomen), and what could happen if they ever enact stricter gun control laws on whatever planet the Predator came from. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/20/20171 hour, 2 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 302

Get ready for a critical, chin-stroking discussion about our very favorite warning label: that wacky cartoon staple, the skull-and-crossbones. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/13/201759 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 301

Introducing Starchy, the world's #1 potato super-fan, and Al'ekz J'on'zz of the River Folk, the star of Middle-earth: Shadow of Infowars. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.
10/6/201755 minutes, 50 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 300

It's our landmark 300th episode! What better way to celebrate this milestone than reminiscing about the world's first podcast circa 1910, wondering what our pets think of our poops, and trying to figure out exactly WTF a goulash even is. In other words, we're awful at celebrating milestones. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/29/20171 hour, 10 minutes, 38 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 299

This week, we discuss the three founding founders of modern comedy: Pauly Shore, Adam Sandler, and Ed (that fictional baseball-playing monkey from that movie with Matt LeBlanc). We also talk about quicksand, silo explosions, Pecos Bill, popcorn, pizza conventions, action figures, and which form of transportation we'd live in. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville. In loving memory of Ryan Scott, another tragic victim of quicksand.
9/22/20171 hour, 1 minute, 22 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 298

We don't know much about babies, but we definitely know a lot about terrible restaurants and dumb cereal box prizes. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/15/20171 hour, 2 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 297

Scott went to Michigan again, and... well, Michigan still sucks, everybody. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
9/8/201756 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 296

What do you do when you're in Germany? Well, if you're Brian Altano, you visit a haunted puppet shop and bring your friends a loot crate filled with garbage. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
9/1/201746 minutes, 43 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 295

In what is clearly our best episode ever, Ryan hijacks show-hosting duties to explain how he and his father were jointly unable to figure out how a microwave works. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
8/25/20171 hour, 3 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 294

For your consideration, we present "Ryan Orders Room Service: A Short Play." Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
8/18/201756 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 293

Our pal Jack DeVries joins us to answer what is by far the weirdest and darkest dating question we've ever considered. Welcome to the HORROR BUTTON. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.
8/11/20171 hour, 6 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 292

Marty Sliva tells us what it's like to be a pub trivia master, and bonds with Ryan over their shared useless knowledge of the Saw film series. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.
8/4/201757 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 291

Welcome to the Comedy Button... now co-hosted by an Emmy award-nominated producer! One more item off the bucket list. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.
7/28/20171 hour, 1 minute, 46 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 290

Facebook is a bunch of spam bots, the Internet is full of clickbait, and computers ruin everything. Now listen to our podcast about dumb dishes and stupid awful food. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/21/201757 minutes, 41 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 289

Don't do drugs, kids -- otherwise you'll find yourselves in conversations about Goosebumps, dank memes, Zelda sex toys, and pineapple pangus. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/14/201748 minutes, 31 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 288

Anthony Gallegos returns! Our old friend's been dealing in shady second-hand motorcycles, nursing a growing collection of pests, and gearing up to participate in a medical study where he gets pumped full of drugs for money. Some things never change. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.
7/7/20171 hour, 1 minute, 3 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 287

Our pal Jared Petty stops by to tell us about some super-bodacious skeletons and siiiiiiiiick Trapper Keeper designs. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
6/30/20171 hour, 5 minutes, 50 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 286

We get all sexy with our ASCII skills, and Brian tells us about his latest weird trip to Japan. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
6/23/201758 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 285

Little-known fact: 1705 was a great year. We wouldn't believe it either, if we hadn't just made that up. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
6/16/20171 hour, 2 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 284

Marty Sliva is here to help us figure out whether Limp Bizkit vocalist Fred Durst was cool, and reminisce about our favorite fictional portrayals of that hilarious go-to comedy bit, depression. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville with special guest Marty Sliva.
6/9/201757 minutes, 31 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 283

We're sick of all those old, stale, crusty mom jokes... so we've got some real, real good dad jokes for you instead. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
6/2/20171 hour, 23 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 282

This week, we join in on the adventures of the world's most oblivious farmer/zookeeper, and stuff some old dusty mummies in some loot crates. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/26/201757 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 281

Brian becomes our resident astronomer, Ryan shares his favorite peanut butter recipes, and Scott reminisces about how incredibly lawsuit-prone the Jelly Belly Factory used to be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/19/201756 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 280

Let's go to Disney World, get drunk at Epcot Center, and laugh at alligators (AKA nature's car accidents). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.
5/12/201757 minutes, 37 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 279

Want to indulge in exotic eateries, and dine on strange and unusual offerings of the fast food gods? Just get in your car and drive, like, an hour, dude. These are the weird and bizarre fast food restaurants we've been to... and want to go to. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/5/20171 hour, 32 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 278

Local Animorphs expert Jack DeVries stops by to chat about his leaked noodz and weird upcoming Australian furry gathering. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.
4/28/20171 hour, 3 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 277

It's pet week here at the Comedy Button -- where Brian has a close encounter with a real-life Double Dragon character's dog, Ryan shares his future animal jail's floor plans, and we wonder if snakes are tax deductible for business purposes. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
4/21/201752 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 276

Nick Robinson joins us once again to tell us the secrets of running an underground DDR club and how arcades rules the world. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Nick Robinson.
4/14/201755 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 275

How much does it cost to buy the world's largest Cheeto? What's the best celebrity voice and animal combination? And why does anyone still love Sonic the Hedgehog? Nobody asked these questions, but you're damn sure we have the answers anyway. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Nick Robinson.
4/7/20171 hour, 4 minutes, 50 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 274

Some things change, and some things never do. Like all the swears. Boy, do we like all that cussing. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
3/31/201753 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 273

Real-life pro chef Andy Lunique is on hand to teach Ryan... nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's hopeless. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Andy Lunique.
3/24/201757 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 272

We don't know what dating is like, since we're all old and married... but our favorite cool sitcom character Zach Ryan is here to educate us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Zach Ryan.
3/17/201757 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 271

Anthony Carboni drops by for a Snakequake update, Andi Gutierrez reflects on handling social media for major brands, and we debate whether we'd rather spend the night on an inflatable mattress or inside a haunted school bus. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guests Anthony Carboni and Andi Gutierrez.
3/10/20171 hour, 5 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 270

The always-positive Jared Petty joins us once again to reminisce about the random grab-bag of treasures that was the physical video rental store. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
3/3/20171 hour, 7 minutes, 33 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 269

Our pal Marty Sliva definitely has some first-hand experience with a particular kind of snake on a plane. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.
2/24/20171 hour, 3 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 268

Our wonderful friend Jared Petty drops by to share his unbridled optimism in the midst of this stupid, broken world. Also: Horses are scary, body-switching comedies are cool, and circus peanuts suck. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
2/17/20171 hour, 1 minute, 46 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 267

Our pal Mike Drucker drops by to talk about buying games drunk, all the stupid dumb politics, and writing science stuff for Bill Nye. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.
2/10/20171 hour, 3 minutes, 8 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 266

It's time for some fashion tips with the Comedy Button! We're here to tell you what hat goes best with your crushing insecurity, the one time that you don't look fully stupid in shorts, and how many Internet tutorials it takes to tie a tie. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.
2/3/20171 hour, 1 minute, 32 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 265

Don't look behind the curtain of the fun things that you enjoy, unless you want to be scarred for life like us! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/27/20171 hour, 8 minutes, 19 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 264

Fun fact: Even the most awful and idiotic creations on Earth can, against all rational odds, garner at least a few fans. Yes, that's right... some of us really liked GoBots when we were young and stupid. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/20/20171 hour, 5 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 263

It's just another week at the Comedy Button... which means we're counting down our favorite Kevin James movies (spoiler: it's none of them), being haunted by the ghost of Luther Vandross, and coming up with much better names for all the Lion King characters. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/13/20171 hour, 5 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 262

Guess which number is higher: The number of bad movies we forced our parents to take us to see as kids, or the number of food items that Ryan has successfully made during his three-and-some-change decades on planet Earth. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/6/20171 hour, 7 minutes, 50 seconds
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The Comedy Button: 5-Year Anniversary Special

It's our five-year (OK, TECHNICALLY five-year and 2.5-month, give us a break) anniversary special, and we've put together a selection of the podcast's most hilarious stories for some of our favorite guests. Have a laugh at some of our best moments... or, if you're new around here, this is an awesome sampling of what you've been missing. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guests Anthony Carboni, Jack DeVries, Mike Drucker, Mitch Dyer, Andrew Goldfarb, Ryan McCaffrey, Greg Miller, Colin Moriarty, Jared Petty, Zach Ryan, Dan Ryckert, Adam Sessler, Marty Sliva, and Jackie Talbott.
12/30/20161 hour, 17 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 261

The Winter Bear is here to help you ring in the holidays! Time for some festive manscaping, dumb '90s toys, and some of the the worst trading cards ever brought to market. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/23/201656 minutes, 55 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 260

Max gets something off his chest -- literally. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/16/20161 hour, 11 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 259

In true kidult fashion, Max had his big 30th birthday party in fabulous Las Vegas, and it was... pretty much the most depressing thing ever. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/9/20161 hour, 13 minutes, 7 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 258

Marty Sliva guest-hosts to help us figure out the science of ghost-busting. And, yes, given the show that you're listening to, "ghost-busting" means exactly what you think it means. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.
12/2/20161 hour, 6 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 257

Forties: How do they work? Gin: Satan's gasoline? Fast food: What are our top fives? Yep, we only ask the hard questions here. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guests Jared Petty and Dan Ryckert.
11/25/20161 hour, 11 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 256

We have some hot cuck theories to share, you guys. Also, breaking news: You probably shouldn't use that word, because it turns out that only the most awful people use it. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.
11/18/20161 hour, 3 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 255

This week, we envision a futuristic theme park where racists can act out their most ignorant fantasies, discuss Max and Brian's trip to New York, suggest healthy recipes for an ogre diet, and do possibly the world's worst impression of Jon Voight. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
11/11/20161 hour, 12 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 254

Who's your favorite tennis player? Ours is Anaconda Kournikova. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
11/4/20161 hour, 6 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 253

What's our favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn? Were the Gobots really that bad? Who would play us in a Comedy Button movie? What were the best USA Network shows, BESIDES Burn Notice? Yes, these are the burning questions. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/28/20161 hour, 3 minutes, 19 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 252

Hey, pro tip for life: DON'T HAVE A WEDDING ON A HOLIDAY WEEKEND. We promise, your friends and family definitely don't like you that much. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/21/20161 hour, 6 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 251

What would our last meal on death row be? You should definitely know better than to ask us a question like that. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/14/20161 hour, 4 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 250

It's our quarter-millennium milestone -- and the end of an era, as our pal Anthony rides off into the sunset. It'll be OK, we promise! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/7/20161 hour, 6 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 249

Turns out, cereal monsters are the stupidest kinds of monsters, because they don't make any god damned sense. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/30/20161 hour, 7 minutes, 28 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 248

Good news, everyone: Scott inadvertently figured out how to troll jukebox-equipped bars across the United States, from the comfort of your own homes. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/23/201658 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 247

These idiots all think that they can replace Ryan Scott with a Ryan Scott sound board, but YOU CAN'T REPLACE RYAN SCOTT! After all, who would write these episode descriptions? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
9/16/20161 hour, 1 minute, 28 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 246

We get intimate with our old pal Applejack, find some creative uses for a kangaroo pouch, debate the world's scariest cereal mascot, and learn all about Max's experience as a schoolyard witch. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/9/20161 hour, 8 minutes, 17 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 245

Guest hosts Andrew Goldfarb and Zach Ryan sit in to tell us about the European vacation they went on with Brian. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guests Andrew Goldfarb and Zach Ryan.
9/2/20161 hour, 11 minutes, 28 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 244

Get ready for our hot new sitcom, "Curiosity: The Mars Robot." Or maybe "Mars: The Curiosity Robot." We don't actually know how TV works. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
8/26/20161 hour, 8 minutes, 7 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 243

Max adopts a blind goose, Brian encounters a street terrorist armed with Red Bull, and Anthony shares his favorite meal to beat the summer heat: a nice hot bowl of soup. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
8/19/201657 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 242

Guest host and celebrity ghost Vincent Price briefly joins us, as Scott recalls his whirlwind tour across Europe and picks a fight with Australia. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
8/12/20161 hour, 14 minutes, 15 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 241

Brian played a live game of Double Dare, and Max hung out with DMX in a hotel parking lot. Yes, these are both things that happened in 2016. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
8/5/20161 hour, 5 minutes, 41 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 240

Our friend Chastity Vicencio joins us to talk about what it was like working for Jimmy Fallon, how she almost became a teen pop sensation, and that one time that comedian Tracy Morgan awkwardly hit on her. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Chastity Vicencio.
7/29/20161 hour, 4 minutes, 16 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 239

Firemen have the easiest job in the world, except for those few hours a year where they really, really don't. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/22/20161 hour, 3 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 238

The podcast's one sane man attempts to explain Doctor Who to a bunch of people who cannot even begin to understand how awesome it is. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/15/20161 hour, 6 minutes, 53 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 237

Our pal Jared Petty joins us this week to talk about all the delicious candy that takes us back to the good old days. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
7/8/20161 hour, 10 minutes
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The Comedy Button: Episode 236

Mike Drucker joins us once again, to brag about how smart he was in high school -- so smart, in fact, that one time someone pulled a gun on him. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.
7/1/201657 minutes, 15 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 235

We know we're shameless pawns of the patriarchy when we say this, but man, living with naked women sure is cool. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Anthony Gallegos, with special guest Zach Ryan.
6/24/201657 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 234

Everyone, we found out some hot dirty news about Toad and Frog. It involves the F-word a lot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
6/17/20161 hour, 49 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 233

Mike Drucker sits in for Ryan this week -- and he and Brian have a serious talk about Florida, the Everglades, and why Forrest Gump secretly sucks. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.
6/10/20161 hour, 14 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 232

Guest hosts Alanah Pearce and Zach Ryan stop by to help us figure out how many bands old we are, and which celebrities we could most convincingly pretend to be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Anthony Gallegos, with special guests Alanah Pearce and Zach Ryan.
6/3/20161 hour, 7 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 231

It's time for your latest episode of Max Scoville's Yucky Boobies Monthly, everybody. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/27/20161 hour, 13 minutes, 27 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 230

Our best friend for life, Applejack, makes his triumphant return this week, before we get really sad about the deaths of NYC's Toys R Us and FAO Schwarz. And have you ever wondered if a horse can throw up? We Google the answer LIVE, because we're all about the facts here. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/20/20161 hour, 4 minutes, 43 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 229

The one and only Jack DeVries is back to give us the latest scoop on his love life, express his love for watching animated movies while under the influence, and help us discover some weird (and some even true) Presidential facts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.
5/13/20161 hour, 4 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 228

The '90s were... weird. They were very, very weird. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
5/6/20161 hour, 1 minute, 37 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 227

It's historical fact week! Did you know that ninjas used cat eyes to tell time? Or that cowboys used to have to get... creative in how they visualized landmarks, while they were spending some quality alone-time? We wouldn't believe these things ourselves, if we hadn't just made them up! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
4/29/20161 hour, 9 minutes, 50 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 226

We attempt to explain American politics to an Australian, via Dragon Ball Z and Pokemon references. Which... sounds about right these days. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Alanah Pearce.
4/22/20161 hour, 5 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 225

This week, we podcast because Scott's new cat LETS us podcast. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
4/15/20161 hour, 2 minutes, 54 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 224

When our wives get together, they talk about actual things, while (presumably) plotting against us. When we get together, we talk about rat deathmatches and two-donged men. All is right with the world. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
4/8/20161 hour, 14 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 223

When the worst things happen in life, the best thing to do is to surround yourself with the people who make you the happiest. A very special episode of The Comedy Button. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
4/1/201647 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 222

This week, we've got a couple of awesome guest stars here to give you some hot ASMR videos and a long-awaited Snakequake update. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guests Anthony Carboni and Trisha Hershberger.
3/25/20161 hour, 28 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 221

Comedian and Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon writer Mike Drucker joins us to discuss the fake history of the world's worst musical instrument, how to deal with a commute full of crazy people, and getting a massage from a sloth. Then, Scott finally visits a country other than America, only to realize that he never should have left. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.
3/18/20161 hour, 8 minutes, 31 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 220

We pretend to be cavemen that have to hunt for our own food with a tennis racket, learn we don't know anything about Russia, and wonder if those damn teens will end up being nostalgic for Shrek. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
3/11/20161 hour, 8 minutes, 8 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 219

Who likes truck fights? WE LIKE TRUCK FIGHTS. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
3/4/20161 hour, 8 minutes, 1 second
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The Comedy Button: Episode 218

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK, we've got some dirty, dirty duck tales for you. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
2/26/20161 hour, 4 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 217

Anthony has started up a bad bromance with returning guest host Jared Petty, who conjures up some old southern twang to tells us some tales. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
2/19/20161 hour, 12 minutes, 41 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 216

We don't understand YouTube. Or the Internet. Or modern dating. Or anything, really. Send help! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.
2/12/20161 hour, 15 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 215

Only '10s kids will understand these amazing William Howard Taft facts! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.
2/5/20161 hour, 13 minutes, 45 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 214

Pro tip: If you light yourself on fire, just look for some water to jump in or something. Those fire extinguishers are a pain to work with. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/29/20161 hour, 11 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 213

Max went to Vietnam and had himself a big ol' nightmare vacation. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/22/20161 hour, 15 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 212

When we were kids, they always promised us candy and orange slices after we played those dumb sports. So yeah, you're darn right we played them. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/15/20161 hour, 4 minutes, 26 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 211

So, stop us if you've heard this one already: Star Wars. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.
1/8/20161 hour, 13 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 210

We were going to make some New Year's resolutions, but we got distracted by all of Klasky Csupo's insane-looking '90s cartoon characters. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/1/20161 hour, 7 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 209

Internet superstar Anthony Carboni is here to help us pitch the greatest low-budget thriller since Sharknado. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Carboni.
12/25/20151 hour, 5 minutes, 15 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 208

It turns out, we don't understand siblings, mouth stuff, Helen Keller, fish tanks, history, or a lot of other stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.
12/18/20151 hour, 4 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 207

How do seasons work in California? How does Ryan get sick? How much did '80s garbage dumps rule? These are the questions that matter. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/11/20151 hour, 13 minutes, 14 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 206

Anthony is smack-dab in the middle of creating a real-life sequel to The 'Burbs. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/4/20151 hour, 7 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 205

We have way too much to say about pee. WAY. TOO. MUCH. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
11/27/20151 hour, 7 minutes, 25 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 204

We sure have dropped a lot of F-bombs on this show -- one very patient fan even counted them up. Seriously, there's a spreadsheet and everything! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
11/20/201553 minutes, 33 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 203

It's vacations all around, as Brian reconnects with the motherland (AKA New York), and Max checks into a ritzy Mexico hotel using all that white privilege he's been hoarding. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
11/13/20151 hour, 5 minutes, 44 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 202

Applejack the centaur is here to tell you about horse pills. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
11/6/20151 hour, 5 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 201

TV host and gaming icon Adam Sessler stopped by to talk about some porno we found in the woods, life after G4, and a bunch of spooky stuff -- because hey, it's Halloween. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Adam Sessler.
10/30/20151 hour, 31 minutes, 28 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 200

The Boozeocalypse. The Alcoholocaust. Hurl Harbor. Wine/11. Whatever you want to call it, it's our long-awaited 200th episode spectacular, and we're getting trashed on some of the most terrible liquor in the world, sent to us by you -- our adoring fans. It was painful, it was miserable, and we love you all for it. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with a special appearance by Bill Zoeker.
10/23/20151 hour, 41 minutes, 47 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 199

So... what would Shredder have done if he'd ever ACTUALLY killed the Ninja Turtles? Ever think about that one? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/16/20151 hour, 10 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 198

In this episode, we're talking about grown-up stuff, like pooping your pants at work. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/9/20151 hour, 9 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 197

Anthony entered into hostile negotiations with a business of raccoons. And it looks like their stock prices... have hit rock-bottom. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/2/20151 hour, 6 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 196

Our significant others have all ganged up and are now plotting against us. Pretty cool. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/25/20151 hour, 19 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 195

Did you think we would ever stop with those dumb MYYYY WIIIIIIFE jokes? Well, Scott Bromley got married, so that's never going to happen! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/18/20151 hour, 9 minutes, 43 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 194

Only '90s kids will remember this one weird wedding trick. Churches HATE this guy. Secrets you never knew! Number 6 will shock you! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/11/20151 hour, 6 minutes, 55 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 193

Our close encounter with the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got us wondering exactly how many hot dogs a person eats every year. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/4/20151 hour, 2 minutes, 27 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 192

We're all pretty depressed. It might have something to do with the big bag of POGs that we just bought. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
8/28/20151 hour, 13 minutes, 28 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 191

The cast is divided on their opinions about outdoor urination, but they're all pretty sure all those inflatable protest rats are stupid, and limousine pizza is awesome. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
8/21/20151 hour, 5 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 190

While Max and guest host Andrew Goldfarb went to the land of hamburgers and better-tasting gummy bears (AKA Germany), Brian had things pulled out of his face, and Anthony hunted for garbage at a ramen festival. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Andrew Goldfarb.
8/14/20151 hour, 6 minutes, 38 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 189

Scott's bachelor party proved once and for all that we are a bunch of giant, adult children who probably need supervision (also: it was awesome). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.
8/7/20151 hour, 27 minutes, 16 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 188

Max Scoville reveals that you, too, could be the unwitting victim of a criminal house-pooper. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/31/20151 hour, 5 minutes, 37 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 187

Skunkin', poop-mowin', and piracy: It's all in a week's work for the Comedy Button. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/24/201557 minutes, 11 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 186

This week, THE COMEDY BUTTON REACTS to all the commercials at San Diego Comic-Con, fireworks that will probably wake up the neighbors, and all the depressing flyover state nonsense that Michigan can throw at us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.
7/17/20151 hour, 13 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Best of the Comedy Button: 2015 Edition

Need some laughs? Try this collection of the Comedy Button's best bits on for size, and we guarantee that we'll brighten your day -- and maybe even draw some puzzled looks from your friends, loved ones, and/or complete strangers while you laugh your head off at our nonsense. And this is just what we've been able to fit in from our past year's worth of episodes. Welcome to your favorite weekly comedy podcast! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/10/20152 hours, 8 minutes, 17 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 185

Anthony is either going to start collecting tomahawks, or buy a donkey. One of these things may be true. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/3/20151 hour, 8 minutes, 17 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 184

Max gets so much action in haunted houses, we might as well start calling him Fred. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Fred Scoville.
6/26/20151 hour, 11 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 183

One man made a recent pilgrimage to the home of the Goonies -- and he definitely found some rich stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.
6/19/20151 hour, 12 minutes, 7 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 182

We have some deep thoughts on the anatomy of Greek statues. Also: Anthony went to Disneyland, where he learned that selfie sticks can kill you. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
6/12/201557 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 181

Brian's European Vacation was way better than that stupid movie sequel that's coming out soon. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
6/5/20151 hour, 16 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 180

Our pizza place has been taken over by jocks. Also, there are some animals we really don't want to eat. Can you guess which ones they are? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
5/29/20151 hour, 1 minute, 10 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 179

Guest host Marty Sliva joins us once again to talk about his "style" (mind the air quotes), and we discover that we have some awesome female listeners. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.
5/22/20151 hour, 8 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 178

Church's Game of the Year Edition came out, and Scott was on the scene to give us an updated review. Spoiler: It's worse. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/15/20151 hour, 1 minute, 10 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 177

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... and then it stumbles awkwardly into the Comedy Button recording studio. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/8/20151 hour, 4 minutes, 59 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 176

While half of the cast was off at a Star Wars LARP, Anthony made a house for his cat. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
5/1/201558 minutes, 18 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 175

High school reunions are stupid, but not as much as actual high school! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Bill Zoeker.
4/24/20151 hour, 5 minutes, 59 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 174

We have way too much to say about who should play Krang in the next terrible Ninja Turtles movie. Call your agent, Verne Troyer. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Bill Zoeker.
4/17/20151 hour, 2 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 173

The We Have Concerns podcast's Anthony Carboni joins us to puzzle over the wild experience that was WrestleMania. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Carboni.
4/10/20151 hour, 6 minutes, 59 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 172

Mike Drucker -- Tonight Show writer extraordinaire -- drops by to talk about comedy, Nintendo, and how much fun he and Brian used to have working together. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.
4/3/201551 minutes, 25 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 171

Guest host (and Giant Bombcast regular) Dan Ryckert tells us why Taco Bell is the best, why wrestling is awesome, and why Jose Canseco is his archnemesis. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Dan Ryckert.
3/27/20151 hour, 12 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 170

Buzzfeed is the future, everybody. Deal with it! Also, moving really sucks. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
3/20/201554 minutes, 8 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 169

Max and Anthony live together now! It's like some weird porno plot, except with toy store trips instead of sex. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
3/13/201555 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 168

ANTHONY IS BACK! ANTHONY IS BACK! AND WE SAW MONSTER TRUCKS FIGHT! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
3/6/20151 hour, 2 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 167

We're gonna judge your "art," and then get drunk and go to incredibly stupid events. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
2/27/201557 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 166

Get drunk, find a toy store, and go to space. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
2/20/20151 hour, 6 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 165

Danny Tamberelli -- of Jounce, Manboobs, Grand Theft Auto V, and The Adventures of Pete & Pete fame -- pays us a visit to talk about the art of comedy. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Danny Tamberelli.
2/13/20151 hour, 8 minutes, 37 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 164

We have a serious talk about the nectar of life -- as well as a debate on the pros and cons of bull-riding. Also, hermit crabs are stupid. Just saying. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
2/6/20151 hour, 12 minutes, 1 second
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The Comedy Button: Ryan and Father One-on-One -- SNEAK PREVIEW! GET IT ON PATREON!

Here's a sneak preview of our two-part interview with Ryan Scott's father, with cast reactions. It's just a short peek at what you're in store for when you support us on Patreon (www.patreon.com/comedybutton). Get these two bonus episodes while you can -- they're going away in mid-February, when our new monthly bonus episodes replace them!
1/30/201512 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 163

We embark on a hot air balloon adventure, and tell some duck tales of a... very... different sort. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/30/201553 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 162

We're gonna tell you why all those animals are stupid. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/23/20151 hour, 4 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 161

We try to learn French from a classic '80s weed monster. Also: We're pretty sure Paddington Bear wears clothes because he's secretly a homicidal lunatic. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/16/20151 hour, 9 minutes, 15 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 160

Anthony thought it would be a good idea to interview all of us, and ask us all of his long-burning questions. Short version: We're all fat and need to exercise more. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
1/9/201552 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 159

To help us celebrate 2015, former DeLorean owner Ryan McCaffrey regales us with tales about that one time when he got stuck in 1955. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Ryan McCaffrey.
1/2/20151 hour, 14 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 158

Gumby is stupid, pogs were never cool, and Skeletor is advertising Honda cars on TV. WTF is wrong with this world? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/26/20141 hour, 2 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 157

Our recent foray into cooking was a complete disaster. Also, your friends' jokes probably suck. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/19/20141 hour, 17 minutes, 27 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 156

When did we all realize that we were adults? And WTF is that word we just made up at the end of the last sentence? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/12/20141 hour, 4 minutes, 11 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 155

We go behind the scenes on our recent NPR interview, talk about stupid made-up animals, pay a visit to the cat cafe, and learn that Max might have possibly hooked up with a Goonies villain one time. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
12/5/201457 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 154

We visit our very own graveyard of comedy failures, discuss the importance of traveling when you're young, and invite David Lynch onto our show for one brief shining moment. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
11/28/201455 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 153

Guest host Jack DeVries returns to help us examine the effect that weird old dudes and X-Men cartoons have on impressionable youths. We also wonder what fast food commercials would look like if they actually told the truth, and talk about our biggest first world problems. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.
11/21/20141 hour, 16 minutes, 7 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 152

Huff paint, read a book, and join us for myriad tales of getting hitched. Note: Please don't huff any paint. Don't do drugs. Even though that's not really a drug, unless you're stupid. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
11/14/20141 hour, 7 minutes, 8 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 151

You have relationship questions, we have long-winded answers and hard-left tangents. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.
11/7/20141 hour, 10 minutes, 31 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 150

With Halloween upon us, murder is in the air as we talk about Anthony's road rage, Ryan's terrible driving skills, and which of us would make the least-wrathful god. Also, Halloween kinda sucks when you're an adult. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/31/20141 hour, 18 minutes, 27 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 149

Cool Ryan Scott returns to tell us a very out-of-left-field story about his dad. That is, after Anthony and Max tell us all about what the aliens REALLY want to do to us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/24/201459 minutes, 14 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 148

Special guest Moonshine Bonanza regales us with tales from the strip club, and we uncover a lot of Max's ongoing psychological problems when he reads us some bedtime stories from his 2nd grade journal. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Moonshine Bonanza.
10/17/20141 hour, 7 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 147

Saturday morning cartoons are officially dead, and we reminisce about our favorites as Anthony regales us with stories of hunting for literal garbage in sunny Seattle. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
10/10/20141 hour, 1 minute, 9 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 146

Brian and guest host Mitch Dyer had themselves an adventure in Japan, where (among other things) they encountered a strange golden man, cavorted with owls, and had a brush with the Yakuza's top gaming expert. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mitch Dyer.
10/3/20141 hour, 47 minutes, 27 seconds
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The Best of the Comedy Button: 2014 Edition

It's another collection of the Comedy Button's greatest bits -- perfect for getting all you new listeners up to speed, and to force all of your other heathen friends to listen to, and like, and like liking! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/26/20141 hour, 27 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 145

Max gets a fake doctor's note, and everyone shares their favorite Ryan Scott memories. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/19/201457 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 144

Between bouts of consuming the borderline-toxic novelty sodas and candy that one sadistic fan sent us, we delve into the little-known friendship between Benjamin Franklin and Mark Twain. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/12/20141 hour, 5 minutes, 1 second
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The Comedy Button: Episode 143

Brian and Max went fishing with Anthony up in Seattle, and lived through their very own PAX Prime hotel nightmare. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
9/5/20141 hour, 45 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 142

Disaster strikes our cast, and we don't just mean the recent California earthquake -- Scott recounts the most horrific Airbnb mix-up ever. First-world problems, people. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
8/29/20141 hour, 2 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 141

Max returns from his whirlwind tour of Vietnam -- where he helped struggling children who were crying in pain due to health issues -- only to be greeted by a bunch of Internet gamer man-children crying in fake pain about season passes and Fez 2. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
8/22/20141 hour, 11 minutes, 22 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 140

Yes, some people are in the closet -- but this week's guest star actually lives in a literal closet. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Bill Zoeker.
8/15/20141 hour, 4 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 139

Max's girlfriend joins us this week to talk about bad movies, Vietnam vacations, and her poops. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Ngo.
8/8/20141 hour, 12 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 138

In a battle between superheroes, Aquaman has way cooler powers than Jesus. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/31/201446 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 137

Much-requested guest host Jackie Talbott joins us at long last, to talk about things that are only legal in two states, and a bunch of other very un-ladylike things. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jackie Talbott.
7/25/20141 hour, 3 minutes
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The Comedy Button: Episode 136

Guest host Jack DeVries returns to tell sordid tales of Philadelphia field trips gone horribly bizarre. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.
7/18/201449 minutes, 44 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 135

Pot is legal in Washington, and eels are DUMB. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
7/11/20141 hour, 19 minutes, 25 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 134

Special guest Colin Moriarty joins us to talk about how you're not really east coast unless you've had a near-death experience at actual real-world New Jersey nightmare factory Action Park. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Colin Moriarty.
7/3/20141 hour, 19 minutes, 37 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 133

This week, we celebrate (or at least incredulously listen to) Brian and Max's shared love... for horses. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
6/27/201458 minutes, 59 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 132

Our (real) reactions to this year's E3 Expo are nothing compared to Ryan and Anthony's schoolyard magazine production dreams. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.
6/21/20141 hour, 15 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 131

This year's E3 was apparently pretty crazy -- but not quite as crazy as Anthony's tale of feeding condoms to dogs. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
6/13/201457 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 130

What do anime conventions and the cat circus have in common? They're both orchestrated by a lot of single people. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
6/6/201453 minutes, 19 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 129

Ah, boy... we're just so tired of all these Star Wars. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
5/30/201456 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 128

Facebook gots stupid questions, and we gots smart 'n' funny answers. Come at us, Internet. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
5/24/20141 hour, 5 minutes, 14 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 127

Video game critic, TV personality, and all-around awesome dude Adam Sessler joins us to talk about the first time he kissed a girl, and how he turned Wayne's World into a career. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Max Scoville, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Adam Sessler.
5/16/20141 hour, 14 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 126

Ryan wasn't here this week to take copious notes and stay quiet for a full hour, so who knows what's in store for this episode? Probably bangin' talk. Lots of bangin' talk. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
5/10/20141 hour, 14 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Comedy Button: Episode 125

None of these things are good ideas: powdered alcohol, throwing a dead cobra on the street, buying makeup that's sponsored by fictional characters, and keeping in touch with your old stupid classmates. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.