In this exciting episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by special guest Elo to discuss his highly anticipated party, "Retrorave," happening on the 27th of July. The event will feature an exclusive playlist of music from the 90s and 2000s, promising a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Alongside the party talk, the boys dive into a myriad of pop culture topics, ensuring a fun and engaging listen. Retrorave with Elo: Elo shares all the juicy details about "Retrorave," from the music selection to the party vibes. Get ready for an epic night celebrating the best of 90s and 2000s music! 2. 90s & 2000s Music:The hosts reminisce about their favorite hits from the 90s and 2000s, discussing iconic songs, artists, and the cultural impact of that era's music. 3. Pop Culture Galore:TMT, Koj, and Mayowa, along with Elo, dive into various pop culture topics, offering their unique and hilarious takes on recent trends, celebrity news, and more. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 198 for a mix of nostalgia, humor, and pop culture insights. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the latest episodes!

Join hosts TMT and Mayowa for another uproarious episode of Submaroach, where they tackle hot topics and wild hypotheticals with their signature humour and wit. Episode 197 is a must-listen, packed with comedy, culture, and unexpected insights. 1. Trump Gets Shot:The boys dive into the shocking news of the Trump assassination attempt, offering their comedic takes and speculative commentary on the aftermath. 2. Burna Boy Still on Top:TMT and Mayowa celebrate Burna Boy's continued dominance in the music scene after Mayowa sees him live, discussing his latest achievements and why he remains at the pinnacle of success. 3. Nigerian Musicians as Presidents: Imagine your favourite Nigerian musicians in the highest office! The hosts hilariously imagine what it would be like if top Nigerian musicians became presidents, envisioning their policies, campaigns, and leadership styles. 4. The Friendship Threesome:*The boys explore the bizarre and amusing friendship threesome between Putin and Kim Jong Un and how Trump would affect it, delving into the dynamics and the global implications with their unique comedic twist. 5. Tokio Toni's New Podcast: TMT and Mayowa discuss the launch of Tokio Toni’s new podcast, sharing their thoughts on her content and potential impact in the podcasting world. 6. Dubai as a Must-Visit Destination: The hosts talk about the lifiting of the ban on Nigerians travelling to Dubai and it as a prime travel destination, As always, the episode is filled with a plethora of other entertaining and thought-provoking topics that will keep you laughing and engaged from start to finish. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 197 for a comedy-packed exploration of these diverse topics. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the laughs and insights!

Join TMT and Mayowa for another insane episode of Submaroach, where they tackle an array of quirky and thought-provoking topics. Episode 196 is packed with humour, insights, and lively debates that will keep you hooked from start to finish. Naming Your Kid "Sexy Redd" for $20 Million: The boys kick things off with a hilarious hypothetical discussion about the idea of naming a child "Sexy Redd" in exchange for $20 million. Listen as they weigh the pros and cons and get outside advice. OnlyFans as a Retirement Plan: TMT and Mayowa dive into the world of OnlyFans, exploring its potential as a viable retirement plan. The hosts discuss the platform's rise and the financial opportunities it presents. Remi Tinubu’s Smart Garden: The conversation takes a tech-savvy turn as the boys marvel at Remi Tinubu’s smart garden. They discuss the implications of smart technology in gardening and its impact on sustainability. Heineken Lokpobiri's Name Etymology: Ever wondered about the origins of unique names? TMT and Mayowa delve into the etymology of Heineken Lokpobiri’s name, offering a mix of cultural insights and humor. The Yoruba Party in London: The hosts discuss the intriguing news of a political party named the Yoruba Party being established in London. They explore its potential influence and the reactions from the diaspora community. Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" Music Video: TMT and Mayowa share their thoughts on Kendrick Lamar’s latest music video, "Not Like Us." They analyze its themes, visual style, and the message it conveys to the audience. Guinness Shutting Down the "Cook-a-thon" Category: The episode wraps up with a discussion on Guinness deciding to shut down the "cook-a-thon" category. The boys share their opinions on the move and its impact on culinary competitions. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 193 for a rollercoaster of laughs, debates, and intriguing topics. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest episodes!

Rainy week episode from 2/3rd of the funniest podcast from Nigeria. This week Mayowa and TMT break down the current version Lagos that they live in and have a lot of fun doing it. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj for another ridic episode of Submaroach where they delve into a myriad of topics that blend humour, culture, and current events. Episode 194 is a whirlwind of laughter and insight you won't want to miss. 1. African Americans Dancing to Acrobats: The episode kicks off with a light-hearted discussion about the fascinating blend of African American dance styles with acrobatic performances. The boys share their thoughts on this dynamic and entertaining fusion. 2. Justin Timberlake’s Arrest: The hosts dive into the surprising news of Justin Timberlake’s recent arrest and the comical twist of his arresting officer not recognizing him. They also reflect on Timberlake’s evolving image over the past two decades. 3. Aging in Hip Hop: The boys tackle the topic of aging in the hip hop industry, exploring how some artists adapt and remain relevant while others struggle with the passage of time. 4. Honourifics for older Relatives: A humorous conversation about the cultural practice of using honourifics for older young relatives ensues, highlighting the quirks and traditions of respect in their community. 5. Submaroach Live Session Update: Koj and TMT give Mayowa an entertaining update on the recent Submaroach live session on Twitter (X's) Spaces, recounting memorable moments and fan interactions. 6. TMT’s Birthday Weekend Recap: TMT shares a hilarious recap of how he spent his birthday weekend, complete with anecdotes that involve music and monkeys. 7. Kendrick’s Pop Out Event: The hosts discuss the massive turnout of the hip hop community at Kendrick Lamar’s Pop out concert, analyzing its impact and the significance of such unity in the industry. 8. Putin and Kim Jong Un’s Friendship: A comedic take on the peculiar and potentially dangerous friendship between Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un, blending satire with current affairs. 9. Mayowa’s IG Name Change: Mayowa reveals his decision to change his Instagram handle from “OgunPunishSanwolu,” prompting a funny and insightful discussion on personal branding and social media. 10. Belief in Juju: The boys delve into their beliefs about Juju (black magic), also known as “jazz” sharing personal stories and cultural insights in a mix of humour and reverence. 11. Wizkid’s Industry Moves: A lively debate on Wizkid dismissing Ladipoe and his change of heart regarding Don Jazzy, exploring the dynamics and politics of the Nigerian music industry. 12. Aging on Twitter: The episode wraps up with a conversation about aging on Twitter and the art of avoiding certain conversations, offering a humorous look at social media etiquette and generational divides. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 194 for a comedy-filled exploration of these diverse topics. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

In this hilarious episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a wide array of topics guaranteed to entertain and inform. Episode 193 is packed with intriguing discussions and laugh-out-loud moments that you won’t want to miss. 1. Tinubu Takes a Tumble: The boys kick things off by discussing the recent incident where Nigerian President Tinubu fell at a parade. The hosts give their humorous takes and ponder the implications of such a public mishap. 2. Nostalgic Cinema: TMT delves into the world of African American filmmaking in the late 90s and early 2000s, sparked by his recent viewing of the film "Deliver Us from Eva." Expect a mix of nostalgia and critical analysis as he explores this vibrant era of cinema. 3. Dental Drama: Koj recounts his latest visit to the dentist, sharing his personal experiences and the quirky moments that made the trip memorable. 4. Midnight Crisis Radio: TMT talks about the latest episode of his Twitter Spaces radio show, "Midnight Crisis Radio." He also confesses to cheating his listeners during a trivia game, adding a layer of humor and mischief to the discussion. 5. Mark Essien's Cat Conundrum: The hosts dissect tech entrepreneur Mark Essien’s recent bizarre tweet about buying a cat. The conversation quickly turns into a comedic exploration of social media and public personas. 6. Nigerian Government's Power Rangers: In a surprising twist, the Nigerian government is forming its own "Power Rangers." The boys speculate on what this means and share their amusing predictions for this unusual initiative. 7. Lagos Traffic Woes: The team tackles the chaos caused by President Tinubu's visit to Lagos, leading to massive traffic jams. Their discussion is a blend of frustration, humor, and social commentary on urban life in Nigeria. 8. String of Kidnappings: Wrapping up the episode, the hosts address the recent spate of kidnappings in Nigeria. While the topic is serious, they manage to bring their unique perspective to the conversation. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, insights, and lively debates. Whether you're a long-time fan or a new listener, Episode 193 of Submaroach is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish. Don’t forget to subscribe and leave a review! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Join Koj, Mayowa, and TMT for an unfiltered and boundary-pushing episode of Submarine and a Roach. In this installment titled "A.I. Prostitution for Mature Minds Only," the trio dives headfirst into taboo topics and thought-provoking discussions that are not for the faint of heart. From the ethical considerations of advertising sex work to sharing personal experiences of sexual harassment, Koj and Mayowa open up about being “cat-called” with candour and humour. Brace yourself for candid revelations about TD Jakes' unexpected kinks and the rise of AI in the world of sex work. But the conversation doesn't stop there—TMT shares a jaw-dropping story of slapping a Yahoo boy, sparking a debate about clubbing etiquette and the consequences of crossing certain lines. As the episode unfolds, the hosts delve into music reviews, including a deep dive into Tems’ latest album and the surprising resurgence of country music, spearheaded by Shaboozy. Adding to the mix are Mayowa's reflections on returning to Nigeria and Koj's questionable taste in wine, juxtaposed with TMT's unabashed red bull addiction. From provocative discussions to laugh-out-loud moments, this episode of Submarine and a Roach is not to be missed. Tune in for a rollercoaster ride of mature insights and unabashed humour—it's a wild journey only for the boldest of listeners. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa tackle a whirlwind of topics guaranteed to keep you entertained and enlightened. First up, they dive into the wild world of Nigerian politics, each elaborating why they got picked up by the DSS and discussing the latest controversies surrounding Nigerian banks and political figures. But it’s not all serious talk—TMT’s new jeans spark a lively debate, and the guys delve into the unexpected revelation about your sexual orientation if you enjoy Suya. Plus, they ponder the significance of national anthems and the role they play in shaping identity. Koj brings a touch of introspection to the conversation as he discusses fatherhood, while the crew delves into the murky waters of inappropriate social media relationships between students and teachers. And of course, they couldn’t forget to discuss the latest in Nigerian music, including Ayra Star’s phenomenal new album and the rising prominence of female artists in Afrobeats. From politics to fashion to music, this episode of Submarine and a Roach covers it all with humour, insight, and a healthy dose of irreverence. Tune in now for your weekly dose of comedy and commentary! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

The boys are back in what promises to be another fantastic episo- Halfway through this recording the hosts of this podcasts were picked up back Government agents and taken to a secure location for questioning and interrogation. Again. They are in custody of the Federal republic of Nigeria and this episode definitely did not stop short because TMT's recording equipment failed, Enjoy the moments before that. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

New Episode alert!! TMT, Mayowa and Koj are back in another hilarious movies. The episode starts with TMT narrating the Yoruba movie he's currently watching, followed by Koj narrating his adventure on a "topless bus tour". The boys then briefly discuss the Nigerian Chef community vs Opeyemi Famakin. After that they talk about TMT's trip to the National Archives in Abeokuta. This is followed by Mayowa getting cooked by political nepo baby twitter. There are also a lot of brilliant other bits to enjoy like trickle down wealth and a brief discussion on the film "Good Will Hunting." So sit down, relax and enjoy a mystical journey of banter brought to you by the men of the funniest podcast in Nigeria. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for a rib-tickling episode of Submarine and a Roach, where no topic is off-limits! In this episode titled "Every Yoruba Man’s Dream Is To Marry Up," the trio delves into a range of hilarious and thought-provoking subjects that will keep you entertained from start to finish. First up, they tackle the age-old debate: is spraying $1 bills at a Nigerian wedding razz? Tmt dives into the legalities surrounding this cultural practice, while they ponder the origins of money spraying in the black diaspora, from African parties to American strip clubs. Prepare for laughs as Mayowa confesses his desire to spray dollars at his wedding, only to be met with resistance from his wife and brother who deemed it too razz for their taste. Meanwhile, Tmt's sister's attempt to play matchmaker leads to hilarity and awkwardness. The conversation takes a reflective turn as they discuss the economic realities of modern relationships, including the decline of side families due to financial constraints. Koj shares his high school dream of being a kept man and marrying up in life, sparking laughter and lively debate. Get ready for some candid discussions about sex and stamina, with Koj hilariously admitting the only way he's going multiple rounds is if Dana White is paying him. They also share their thoughts on the AMVCA's and dive into movie reviews, including "Breathe of Life" and "Water & Garri," with Koj revealing his newfound love for Ibadan. As the episode winds down, Mayowa delivers a side-splitting joke at Tmt's expense, leaving everyone in stitches. Don't miss this uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach—it's comedy gold from start to finish! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Better late than never! Today's episode of the podcast was recorded with Mayowa, TMT and Koj all wearing sleeveless Dashikis. In this episode we get into being owed money by family. Rap Beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake. Afrobeef between Wizkid and Davido and rivalries between contemporaries. Kizz Daniel's business practices and more Seun Kuti news. We also review the Submaroach groupchat one more time. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for an unfiltered and uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach! In this installment, the trio dives into a myriad of engaging topics that will have you laughing and pondering in equal measure. They kick things off with a lively discussion about Seun Kuti's viral proposal to start a church serving "marijuana tea," complete with Koj's chance encounter with the man himself at Cactus in Lagos. From there, they delve into the intricacies of the Lagos weather and the balancing act of A/C usage amidst rising diesel costs and NEPA tariffs. Prepare for some thought-provoking conversations as they tackle topics ranging from racial dynamics to Tems' latest release, "Love Me Jeje." They explore the nuances of American society, from its institutions to the elusive American Dream, with wit and insight. Things take a personal turn as Koj shares feedback from listeners and grapples with criticisms about himself. The hosts engage in a candid discussion about the energy they project into the world, delving into boarding school escapades and hilarious anecdotes along the way. Laugh along with Mayowa's tale of "misappropriating" a school iron and Tmt's uproarious story involving a student who transformed from Santa to Thor in boarding school. The episode concludes with a fascinating conversation about Tunde Onakoya and his father's skepticism of chess as a career path. Don't miss this captivating episode of Submarine and a Roach, filled with laughter, introspection, and unforgettable stories. Tune in now for a dose of humor and heart from your favorite trio! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

The boys are back in this truly unhinged episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Mayowa and Tmt get into current affairs. The boys catch up now that they're all on three different continents. First up, they get into millenial buff boy aesthetic and TMT's fitness journey. Then they talk about the chaotic nature of the Submarine and a Roach Whatsapp groupchat. The conversation then veers into the Drake vs Kendrick (and entire rap industry) beef. His insane use of AI, the power of Taylor Swift and the ethics of the music industry. After that they discuss a proposal Mayowa received to grow the popularity of Submaroach using the power of - you guessed it- SOCIAL MEDIA. The boys end the episode by getting into how they react to misrepresentation of the podcast by people funny enough, don't listen to the podcast. So roll up, wind down and jump into this episode of Submarine and a Roach, full of banter, truth and love! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Lock in with the gang for a hilarious and insightful episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Tmt, and their guest, Toniverse, dive into some wild life shit. With Mayowa jetting off to London, Toniverse steps in to keep the vibe alive. First up, they bask in the post-live show glow, relishing the success of their recent live event. The energy is infectious as they reminisce about the highlights and memorable moments from the show. The conversation takes an intriguing turn as they share their NYSC experiences, with Tmt and Toni regaling tales of love interests and camp escapades. It's a nostalgic trip down memory lane that's sure to have you laughing along. But that's not all—Koj delves into the world of stock trading, sharing his strategy for developing intellectual property to make it big in capitalism. The banter is as witty as it is insightful, offering a unique perspective on financial pursuits. Hold onto your seats as Tmt opens up about his "life of crime," sharing hilarious anecdotes that will leave you in stitches. The laughter continues as they discuss getting hit on in Lagos, Tmt's memorable Boiler Room stint, and the burning question—what was Burna Boy like in secondary school? With insights from Toni and Koj (and a nod to Mayowa's shared history), they paint a vivid picture of the African giant's teenage years. Don't miss this rollicking episode of Submarine and a Roach, filled with laughter, stories, and unexpected revelations. It's a podcast that's as entertaining as it is enlightening—tune in now! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, we get into: Car trouble, learning from video games, Food Critique, Adult friendships and TMT's filthy habit PLEASE PLEASE do the Submaroach listener survey: https://forms.gle/6cXZpC23Lwp7VwS2A --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, we get into: SLAWN Navigating interviews with Nigerian Politicians Rebelling as kids Gossip Submaroach listener survey: https://forms.gle/6cXZpC23Lwp7VwS2A --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Prepare for an episode of Submarine and a Roach brimming with laughter, insights, and conspiracy theories! Join hosts Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt as they explore a range of intriguing topics sure to keep you entertained. First, they unpack the surprising news of Bruno Mars owing MGM Casinos $50 million, followed by a deep dive into Mia Khalifa's early career twists. The conversation takes a thought-provoking turn with discussions on American pride, progressivism, and Koj's theory about Chris Oyakilome sabotaging Nigeria's internet. Stay tuned as they share their favorite movies and music, offering recommendations and witty commentary to keep you engaged. Explore the ethics of media capitalism and profit while enjoying playful banter between Mayowa and Tmt about fashion choices. Laugh along with Koj's humorous tale of a barber shop encounter and brace yourself for Tmt's wild story involving Kanye West, hood dudes, and ballerinas. Don't miss their insights on financial literacy, as they share personal strategies for saving and investing money. Tune in to Submarine and a Roach for a rollercoaster of laughter, insights, and captivating conversations that leave you wanting more. It's entertainment with depth—perfect for your next Spotify listen! Whatsapp Link: https://t.co/Pxv3YwsqQ0 Live Show Link: https://tix.africa/discover/submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys are joined by super fun rapper Lifesize Teddy and they get into: Ebuka's new Prime Video show Tmt's questions about cars Getting In Trouble with the Police What it's like in the Mavin Academy Koj accidentally showing his co-worker his shit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, on this episode we getting into: TMT's new relationship New TV Show Shogun Games and Competitiveness Dealing with Nigeria's Electricity Problem Old Age and Retirement Community and The Importance of Gossip Meek Mill Diddy And random other topics! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the only podcast out of the black diaspora that will not be discussing Omah Lay this week. But we talk about other things: Kunle Afolayan Mr Mayowa and his sexy books Love is Blind Using Mental Health and Trauma to Manipulate Relationships Tmt is on an alcohol hiatus What's currently keeping us going in life? Tap in!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys get into: Jola calling Tmt out on bleaching his skin Ozempic and BBLs Love is Blind Drake, Muscle Relaxants, and Usher's Super Bowl performance Shallipoppi on The Receipts Podcast Is Nigeria Bottom-Up or Top-to-Bottom Bad? Being ethically rich The worst jobs they've ever done Enjoy!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

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Ladies and Gentlemen... THE BOYS ARE BACK! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

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Dem a wicked but we a' wickeder. The powers that be got the pod got kicked off spotify and Apple podcasts. but we're still on google pods, iheart radio and some other streamers. Enjoy this interlude while we get our ducks in a row. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, joined by their special guest Tomi (Mayowa's younger brother), unleash a masterclass in podcasting. But not just any podcasting—it's the Dark Arts of podcasting, similar to the likes of "Nedu & The Honest Bunch," "Tolani Baj & Moet Abebe," and all those Glitch Media productions. No shade, just a little 'dark arts' magic, teehee! The twist is that Submarine and a Roach brings the humor to the party, making it an absolute riot. The episode kicks off with Tmt sharing WANI's message requesting the retirement of the "good fish" drop. Mayowa and Koj fire back with their demands, and Tmt thinks they're being utterly unreasonable. Tomi, the guest, chimes in with some choice words for WANI, making the banter even more hilarious. The boys delve into discussing the lengths they would go to promote the podcast, including the possibility of getting sued. They also contemplate how they'd handle real-life encounters with people they've roasted on the podcast, adding a touch of real-world comedy to the mix. Tmt drops a comedic bombshell, suggesting he could probably take on 4 out of 16 of Governor Ademola Adeleke's bodyguards if they ever crossed his path, sparking a hilarious debate. The laughter continues as they explore a range of additional topics, including: The inspiring story of Debbie, who successfully crowd-funded 5 million Naira from a viral moment. Aliko Dangote's 2022 New Year yacht scandal and the leaked photos that took the internet by storm. Sanwo Olu's crackdown on Okada riders and a funny encounter with Mr. Macaroni. Mayowa and Tomi's family function hijacked by Mr. Macaroni, complete with band takeover and endless praise. Mayowa's amusing encounter with Koj's dad. Koj's viral comedy performance at the sold-out show that's taking Instagram by storm. The Nigerian Police's arrest of the runners of @gistlover on Instagram. Mayowa reads a tweet that describes how tight President Bola Tinubu's grip is L.A.X (the Nigerian singer) getting a Twitter user arrested for defamation. Tmt's exciting booking for a comedy show in Lagos in January 2024. Mayowa's inclusion in Chude's 2023 Most Interesting People's List alongside Burna Boy and Wasiu Ayinde. DISCLAIMER: Please note that everyone mentioned in this podcast is purely for comedic purposes. There are no legal claims or assertions, and nothing is intended as news reporting. It's all about comedy, laughter, and fun. Thank you for tuning in! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Get ready for an uproarious episode of Submaroach that's jam-packed with humor, insights, and wild stories! In Episode 173, titled "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK," Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa take you on a wild ride through a variety of hilarious topics and offbeat conversations. First up, Koj flaunts his newly curated soundboard, adding an extra layer of hilarity to the episode. The laughter starts rolling as they discuss the unconventional practice of wearing condoms casually outside of sexual activity, including Mayowa's insane tale of sporting one on Third Mainland Bridge! Things take a quirky turn as they talk about "fashionable fishes" and how the aquatic inhabitants under Third Mainland Bridge manage to stay fly in the latest drip. It's a conversation you won't want to miss! Tmt premieres a Christmas jingle by his new band, Easy Love Society, and the guys review it with their signature humor and wit. They also playfully jest about Nigerians being "xenophobic" towards fellow Nigerians returning for Christmas, attributing it to congestion and traffic. Next, they draw a hilarious comparison between the traffic disruptions caused by Tinubu's presence in Lagos versus Joe Biden's visits to Delaware. The banter continues as Mayowa reveals his brother's connection to Delaware and its intriguing tax laws. Tmt shares his encounter with Funke Akindele at a games night, leading to a discussion about Jandor and his WAEC results (hint: they weren't great). They also recount his encounter with Reekado Banks and the pressure to name his favorite Reekado Banks song. Mayowa's favorite celebrity interaction with Ladipoe and Koj's admiration for Ladipoe's support for Nigerian fashion brands add an extra layer of hilarity to the episode. In the penultimate segment, they play a game called "Coal or Cool," where they judge Nigerian celebrities' behavior in 2023. It's a segment filled with laughter and unexpected takes, including Koj's passionate rant about Hanks Anuku and The Black Book. Finally, they dive into a discussion about the counterfeit soy sauce epidemic in Lagos, sharing their own experiences and how it has affected their consumption habits. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 173 for a wild ride through laughter, absurd stories, and insightful discussions. It's a podcast that delivers humor and entertainment in abundance! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

In this emotionally charged episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa tackle one of their most essential topics—DEPRESSION! Get ready for an honest and heartfelt conversation about this critical issue. But that's not all! The trio delves into a variety of intriguing subjects: Christian BBLs: They explore the fascinating world of Christian Brazilian Butt Lifts, leaving no stone unturned in their quest for laughter and insight. Partying in Lagos with Dignity: Discover their unique take on how to party with grace and dignity in the vibrant streets of Lagos. Jonathan Majors running through the streets with his woes: Dive into the world of Jonathan Majors and his adventures, and find out who or what his "woes" might be. OdumoduBlvck & Wike: Explore the curious connection between OdumoduBlvck and Wike, and prepare for some humorous speculations. North West and Deto Black: The hosts share their thoughts on North West and Deto Black, offering a unique perspective on these intriguing personalities. Join Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa as they navigate the depths of depression and venture into these diverse topics on Submarine and a Roach. It's a podcast that combines humor, heart, and real-world issues, providing a well-rounded listening experience that you won't want to miss! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Buckle up for an unfiltered episode of Submarine and Roach! Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj are taking a deep dive into the tumultuous waters of Nigerian politics, sharing their candid thoughts on the current state of the nation. Prepare for an honest conversation about their growing sense of disillusionment and the need for change. But it's not all politics—these three friends take a hilarious trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their childhood adventures and, more notably, the memorable discipline sessions dished out by their parents. The stories are as entertaining as they are relatable. As the episode unfolds, they switch gears to discuss the ever-entertaining world of pop culture. Lil Nas X and Donawon take the spotlight, and the hosts offer their humorous takes on these cultural phenomena. But just when you thought you'd heard it all, Tmt drops a bombshell—breaking news about his driver being in custody for shoplifting! The unexpected twist adds a dose of real-life drama to the episode and leaves everyone in suspense. Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for a rollercoaster of laughter, nostalgia, and current events on Submarine and Roach. It's a podcast that fearlessly tackles the complexities of Nigerian society while keeping you entertained with their signature humor and wit. Don't miss out! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Prepare for a hilarious rollercoaster of laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Join the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, two of Nigeria's funniest personalities, as they dive into a whirlwind of entertaining discussions. First up, they dissect DetoBlack's latest hit, "Just Like Deto." Even though Koj is a massive fan, that doesn't stop the jokes from flowing as they share their quirky takes on the track. Tmt takes the stage to unveil his latest production for the upcoming Submarine and A Roach mixtape, and Koj is thoroughly impressed. He declares Tmt one of the most talented beings on the planet, and the banter is just getting started. Get ready for a heartwarming moment as Koj proudly recounts his father's praise, calling him one of the best drivers he knows. It's a touching and funny story that adds a personal touch to the episode. Tmt shares his unique experience mentoring school students at a fair, where he introduced them to the world of podcasting and even recorded an episode with four enthusiastic siblings. The tales from this adventure are both heartwarming and humorous. The conversation takes a musical turn as they delve into FreshL's latest EP and shower it with praise. Their music critique is infused with humor and genuine appreciation. Hold onto your seats as they discuss Toke Makinwa and Dayo Israel's trip to Dubai for a climate change summit, a topic that they're convinced neither party knows much about. The comedic takes on this trip are bound to leave you in stitches. Nollywood takes the spotlight as Tmt reveals his upcoming role in a short movie premiering at a Lagos festival. The excitement and humor are palpable as they share details about the project. True to Submarine and A Roach tradition, the episode wouldn't be complete without a discussion on mental health. They wrap up with a candid conversation about their self-diagnosed ADHD and the humorous anecdotes surrounding illegally purchasing Adderall. But before they bid farewell, Koj shares a memorable story about getting fired by a man who drove an Audi TT, and why he believes men should never drive such cars. It's the perfect comedic note to end this uproarious episode. Don't miss out on the laughs, stories, and witty banter on Submarine and A Roach. Tune in for an entertaining ride through the funniest corners of Nigeria's pop culture and life's quirkiest moments! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this poetry-heavy episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys discuss A LOT! As usual, the shits are funny and you're guaranteed a laugh or two. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Get ready to burst into laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Tmt and Koj are back, and they're serving up a piping hot dish of hilarious commentary on some of Nigeria's hottest topics. First up, brace yourself for a dose of conspiracy hilarity as they dive into the wild world of Rema and Illuminati accusations. The laughs are just getting started! Teni takes the spotlight next, and the duo discusses her album and her bold coming out as queer. Get ready for some witty takes and cheeky banter as they explore Teni's journey. Hold onto your seats as Tmt and Koj tackle a serious issue with their trademark humor—the Lagos State Government Budget and alleged misappropriation of funds. Their take on this scandal will leave you in stitches. But the hilarity doesn't stop there. They dig up Buju aka BNXN's old tweets and give them the comedic treatment they deserve. You won't believe what they find! Finally, get ready for an incredible improv session as they make sentences using Nigerian newspapers and magazines. It's a rollercoaster ride of wordplay and wit that will keep you entertained until the very end. Don't miss out on this uproarious episode of Submarine and A Roach! With unfiltered humor and sharp wit, Tmt and Koj take you on a comedic journey through the hottest topics in Nigeria. Tune in for a laughter-filled experience you won't forget! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Welcome to Episode 167 of Submarine and A Roach. The episode where we decide once and for all; who is the messiest of them all? The boys are joined by Yinka Bernie and they get into - Fashion - Music - Lawyers in Nigeria - Football and a whole lot more...ENJOY! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode Mayowa and Koj are joined by Adaorah Oduah, the writer and sound designer of Uncultured. Culture Custodian’s latest scripted podcast. Again, please pardon the shitty connection. It was either this or nothing☹️☹️ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys throw it back (ayo!), as they reminisce about the unhinged origins of the podcast. In their typical neurodivergent Submaroach style, they bounce around numerous topics that include: Sam Klef, Nedu and the State of Nigerian Podcasting Blackface and OdumoduBlvck The worth of Afrobeat catalogues from the 90's Tmt TURNING PUSSY! Lagos Fashion Week & Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu Twitter Folks and Projecting Perfection On People Koj & Reverse Racism Mayowa introduces us to the novel "Only Big BumBum Matters Tomorrow" Note that any stories that suggest irresponsible driving were told purely for comedic intent and are made up. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The boys sit down with the super funny Dee Major on a slightly chaotic but ultimately wholesome episode and comedy in Nigeria. Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the gang is joined by multidisciplinary artist Anthony Azekwoh and we chronicle his journey and mark some key opps along the way. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

We start this episode by listening to a rap song Koj made when he was 14. After that Fu’ad Lawal joins the boys and they discuss the state of archiving in Nigeria, Music tastes and sneaking into the office when no one is around to download movies! Check out Archivi.ng! They're doing amazing work! Super enjoyable episode if we have to be honest! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This week the entire Submarine and a Roach crew sit with THEE GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATED Kah-Lo. We get into the #PainAndPleasure of the entertainment industry. The Glam and... paperwork. Our conversations range from Donald Trump, her earlier inspirations for success, recently picking up DJing, her hilarious nephews and she also has a lil' smoke for Tmt. Get into it! Listen to Kah-Lo's new album Pain/Pleasure here: https://t.co/IHOchMdMht --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

In this episode, Mayowa and TMT explore the world of queer men with Olumide Makanjuola as he talks about his life and new book "Love offers no safety". A collection of 25 stories from queer men in Nigeria told in their own words and masterfully edited by Jude Dibia and Olumide Makanjuola Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria on Roving Heights and Cassava Republic and on Amazon worldwide. Please find links to the book below! Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria here: https://cassavarepublic.biz/product/love-offers-no-safety/ Love offers no safety is available internationally here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Love-Offers-No-Safety-Nigerias/dp/1913175480 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this Episode we get into: - Mowa Lola's new collection - AQ vs Naeto C - Obasanjo vs. Tmt's People - MohBad - South Africa - OdumoduBlvck - Rema --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The London boys have been separated. Tmt is back in Lagos and it's off to a rocky start. Mayowa is still on vacation but his time is also coming. Koj, well Koj is still riding bicyclee. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Welcome back to Submarine and A Roach. Brought to you by https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach On this episode, we talk: - Nigeria's New Ministers - Nasir El Rufai - Naira Marley - Burna Boy ....and lots more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Get ready for a lively and unexpected episode of Submarine and a Roach as Koj and TMT reunite for some hilarious catch-up! On this installment, TMT takes the stage to regale Koj with tales from his time in Paris. Join the duo for a rollercoaster of laughter as TMT recounts his adventures in the City of Lights. From enjoying the gothic architecture of the city to ending up in strangers apartments, every moment is laced with humor and TMT's signature comedic flair. But just when the laughter is at its peak, an unexpected twist abruptly cuts short the fun ride. Tune in to discover what unfolds and how this catch-up takes an unexpected turn. Laughs, surprises, and witty banter await in this episode that promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. Don't miss out on the rollercoaster of comedic camaraderie on Submarine and a Roach! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode of Submarine and a roach, Tmt (the lawyer) is joined by his client and Nigeria’s biggest food critic, Opeyemi Famakin. The duo discuss Opeyemi’s latest shenanigans and he reveals his latest ordeal involving a threatening incident in Port Harcourt. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

TMT and Mayowa decide to record an episode while they walk around the city for an hour and talk. TMT records from West Africa and Mayowa Records from Western Europe. It is very funny. The gomoneyapp is available on all smartphone stores. You can also download the gomoney app here: https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach In this hilarious and insightful episode of "Submarine and a Roach," titled "The Slave Trade & Mirror Sex," hosts Tmt and Koj dive into a whirlwind of diverse topics, offering their unique perspectives and witty banter. The episode kicks off with Tmt, the self-proclaimed feminist, declaring why he doesn't want to get married, sparking a humorous discussion about relationships and gender dynamics. As the boys embark on a history lesson about the slave trade, Koj throws in a comical twist, suggesting that kings trading slaves for mirrors may have inadvertently pioneered the concept of "mirror sex" in West Africa. Cue laughter and historical absurdity! Tmt then educates Koj about the intriguing relationship between the Oyo and Benin royal families, revealing how Benin Princes became Oyo Kings and vice versa, adding a dash of historical intrigue. Shifting gears, they delve into British invasions and the subsequent amalgamation and separation of certain colonies, touching on the quirks of history with their trademark humor. Koj's astonishment reaches new heights when Tmt reveals that Nigeria boasts one of the strongest armies in Africa. The duo hilariously navigates through the mixed emotions of pride and embarrassment surrounding Nigeria's untapped potential. Amidst the history and revelations, Koj shares a funny tale of his vacation and a memorable mishap involving a jet ski in the ocean, sparking amusement and relatability among listeners. Not to be outdone, Tmt recounts his four-day party extravaganza in Ibadan, celebrating his Grandma's birthday, with amusing anecdotes that leave everyone chuckling. The banter continues as they explore the world of marketing targeted at men, with Tmt humorously revealing that his dad owns a grooming kit from the Bulldog brand, highlighting the quirks of masculinity and consumer culture. In "The Slave Trade & Mirror Sex," Tmt and Koj effortlessly blend humor, history, and personal anecdotes, creating an entertaining and insightful episode that showcases why "Submarine and a Roach" is undoubtedly Nigeria's funniest podcast. Listeners are in for a treat as they laugh, learn, and enjoy the dynamic chemistry between these two charismatic hosts. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

It's the return of the MA-yowa! On this chaotic dance of a conversation Mayowa and TMT discuss vacations, Drake, Twitter X and socialism! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Join the uproarious duo, Koj and Tmt, on a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach titled "Why Would You Choose to Live Like This?" Get ready for non-stop laughs as they dive into a variety of hilarious topics. Tmt sets the tone by joining the Zoom call topless while jamming to Whitney Houston. It's a visual that will leave you chuckling and wondering why he chose such an amusing way to make an entrance. Prepare for riotous laughter as Tmt shares his unconventional party strategy of snagging two cans of stout while others go for Champagne and tequila bottles. It's all about finding joy in the unexpected, even if it means opting for a less glamorous choice. The comedy continues with Tmt's humorous take on his uncle's peculiar new beard. From wild comparisons to hilarious nicknames, they hilariously dissect this outrageous look and wonder what on earth compelled his uncle to choose it. Koj playfully calls out Tmt for not supporting older alte guys, jokingly labeling him a "boomer." Their witty banter and playful jabs add an extra layer of amusement to the conversation. Get ready for a hilarious trip down memory lane as they reminisce about terrible eating habits from their boarding school days. From teachers' frustration with students' farting to outrageous culinary choices, the laughter is bound to ensue as they explore the absurdities of school life. In a comical twist, Tmt shares his amusing story of inviting YINKA Bernie to give a speech at his grandfather's school. Discover the amusing side of cultural experiences as they discuss Nigerian kids having growth spurts after summer trips to the United States. Through their witty observations, they highlight the hilarity of this phenomenon. The episode wraps up with a lively game of "Guess the Song," adding an interactive and entertaining element to the podcast. Join in the fun as they try to identify tunes with their signature comedic twist. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Title: "Laugh Riot with Submarine and a Roach: Lady Donli, Beyoncé, and Hilarious Hijinks!" Description: Get ready for a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast! Hosted by the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, this week's installment is guaranteed to leave you in stitches. Kicking things off, the uproarious banter begins with Lady Donli's latest release setting the mood. Tmt and Koj waste no time showcasing their comedic abilities as they dive headfirst into a range of hilarious topics. First up, they delve into the world of funny rap songs, dissecting the most absurd lyrics and sharing their own witty takes. With their sharp wit and infectious laughter, you won't be able to keep a straight face. Next, the duo tackles a unique topic that'll have you doubled over: cycling-induced impotence. Brace yourself for a wave of side-splitting anecdotes and outrageous theories that will leave you gasping for breath. But wait, there's more! Koj drops a bombshell—he's attending Beyoncé's show later in the day! The excitement is palpable as they discuss what it would be like growing up as a celebrity child, imagining the hilarious scenarios that could unfold. The laughter continues as Tmt and Koj dive into the world of RnB singers getting away with wild lyrics. Prepare for uncontrollable giggles as they share their favorite eyebrow-raising lines and mock the audacity of these smooth crooners. Just when you think it couldn't get any funnier, the hosts shift gears to Keke Palmer's baby father's tweets. Brace yourself for a hilarious commentary on social media drama, leaving you in stitches from start to finish. And if that's not enough, they top it all off with a discussion on resentful men, revealing the absurd lengths some individuals will go to nurse their grudges. Be prepared for belly-aching laughter as they recount outlandish stories and offer their unique comedic perspectives. Get ready to laugh your socks off with Submarine and a Roach's latest episode! With Lady Donli, Beyoncé, and a plethora of side-splitting topics, this uproarious podcast will have you in tears of laughter from beginning to end. Don't miss out on the comedy event of the year! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Hey people! New crossover episode with Natasha and Toni aka the supremely chaotic and intelligent women of "Thee Inbetween" podcast! On this episode we talk: 1. Baby mamas 2. America being down. 3. Hate mail. 4. Middle aged white women You can listen to part 2 of the episode on their podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This Submaroach Episode is brought to you by GoMoney. Download the app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Back with another Game show episode! This Time, TMT and Koj go head to head. Will Koj win? Will TMT prevail? Or with they both realize that Mayowa is the true enemy and join forces to defeat him? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This episode of Subaroach is brought to you by app.hireme.net Welcome to Nigeria's premier comedy podcast! Get ready for a rib-cracking experience as Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, the hilarious trio behind this laughter-packed show, take center stage. Sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the comedic brilliance as they dive deep into the topic of Father's Day. Koj passionately believes that every father deserves a Happy Father's Day, but Tmt is here to challenge that notion with his own unique perspective. Brace yourself for an uproarious debate that will keep you in stitches. Meanwhile, Mayowa adds his own twist by suggesting we celebrate Uncle's Day instead. The comedic chemistry between these three hosts is unbeatable! Hold onto your sides as the guys crank up the hilarity by discussing the outrageous idea of promising women not just marriage but... wait for it... pregnancy! Prepare for a sidesplitting rollercoaster of laughter as they explore the comedic absurdity of such promises. But the comedy train doesn't stop there! Tmt shares his grand vision for his wedding ceremony—a miracle service hosted by none other than the legendary Benny Hinn. The mental image alone is enough to induce uncontrollable laughter. And very unusually, Mayowa manages to change the topic TWICE as he tries to prevent us from getting canceled. To add more spice to the laughter stew, the hosts dive into the latest Tinubu TikTok pack, sharing their takes and dissecting the humor behind it. And if that's not enough, they even contemplate the audacious idea of potentially breaking the world record for the longest podcast episode. Prepare for an absolute comedy marathon that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. If you're on the hunt for a side-splitting Nigerian comedy podcast, look no further. Tune in to this uproarious episode of the top Nigerian comedy podcast and prepare to laugh your heart out. It's comedy gold that you won't want to miss! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The second Submaroach Episode of the week is brought to you by GoMoney. Download the app: https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Get ready to burst into laughter with the hilarious trio of Koj, Tmt, and Mayowa on their side-splitting Nigerian podcast! If you're on the lookout for funny Nigerian podcasts and comedians, look no further. In this uproarious episode, Tmt takes a swipe at P-Square, while Koj fiercely defends his beloved Omole Estate boys. The banter is top-notch and the arguments are hilarious, making it a must-listen for fans of Nigerian music and comedy. But that's not all! They have a special guest who paid to be on the show - Nnamdi Ehirim, the talented author of the sensational book "Prince of Monkeys" and Head of Finance & Strategy at the renowned GoMoney digital bank. This episode promises laughter and entertainment in abundance! Join the trio as they dive into the exciting world of fintech and explore Nnamdi's journey as a published author. They delve into the captivating details of his first book, "Prince of Monkeys," which has captured the hearts of readers everywhere. They also share uproarious stories about their experiences at Shrine, the iconic venue known for its legendary performances by Femi Kuti and Made Kuti. Discover how Shrine's infectious rhythms shaped Nnamdi's childhood and influenced his remarkable literary work. And don't miss out on their lively discussion about GoMoney, the sponsors of today's episode. Learn all about their unique vision, what sets them apart, and why they should be your preferred banking choice. If you're in search of a funny Nigerian podcast featuring talented comedians and entertaining conversations, tune in to this hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach. Prepare to laugh uncontrollably and be entertained from start to finish! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Young Nigerians/Africans looking for internships or graduate jobs? You want to check out app.hireme.net. The best platform for young people to kickstart their careers. On this episode, the boys get into: TMT being the Ibadan Messiah TMT's many Uncles Emefiele getting arrested Tinubu slandering pomo Not caring if Tinubu makes a "good" president Tingo & Dozy's scam of a business Dog Lovers association vs Chef Hilda And a lot more... ENJOY!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

New episode alert! The boys play a hilarious trivia and talk about what they think happened this week in pop culture but mostly themselves. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Vote in the poll and leave a comment! Hireme.net --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Welcome to "Submarine and a Roach," the podcast where hosts Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj dive deep into intriguing and thought-provoking topics. In this episode, Tmt may be absent, but Koj and Mayowa have an engaging discussion lined up just for you. Tune in as Koj and Mayowa explore the fascinating world of relationships, revealing how RnB music can serve as the ultimate conduit for effective communication. Discover their unique perspective on not sharing your cherished interests with your partner, to protect them from potentially tarnishing the magic. Ever wondered why Mondays witness a surge in work absences? Prepare to be enlightened as our hosts delve into the number one culprit behind this phenomenon: hangovers. Unveiling hilarious anecdotes and relatable experiences, they shed light on the aftermath of weekend indulgences. Curiosity piqued by Tmt's absence? Join the discussion as Koj and Mayowa ponder whether Tmt's absence could be a sign of diarrhea. Mayowa shares a quirky tale of placing his phone in rice, only to have the phone unexpectedly absorb the rice! Tune in to find out more about this fascinating incident and the resulting consequences. In a digital age dominated by social media, Koj shares his brave decision to delete Twitter and Instagram. Uncover the motivations behind this bold move and explore the impact it has had on his life. Retirement may seem like a dream come true, but our hosts delve into the often-overlooked aspect of boredom that accompanies this newfound freedom. Discover their insights on navigating the uncharted territory of post-work life. Books and coloring books—two simple pleasures that offer endless avenues for relaxation and self-expression. Join Koj and Mayowa as they discuss the joys of these traditional pastimes and how they can enrich your daily routine. Prepare for laughter as Mayowa reveals his aspiration to become a sugar daddy. Delve into his humorous take on this unconventional desire and discover what it truly means to him. Friendship and birthdays—two vital aspects of life that warrant attention. Our hosts share their perspectives on cultivating meaningful connections and the significance of celebrating milestones together. Finally, immerse yourself in the vibrant world of entertainment and social events as Koj and Mayowa recount their experiences at Seun Kuti's electrifying performance, The Zikoko Threesome, and Dele Momodu's unforgettable birthday bash! Don't miss out on this captivating episode of "Submarine and a Roach" featuring Koj and Mayowa. Prepare for laughter, introspection, and a rollercoaster of emotions as they explore topics that will keep you hooked from start to finish. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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Welcome to the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach, where three of the most hilarious hosts on the Nigerian podcast scene - Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj - are back to discuss the craziest topics this week. In this episode, Tmt shocks his friends by turning a new leaf and giving up his smoking and drinking habits. But his newfound love for home-cooked meals is making them nervous. Will his kitchen experiments be a recipe for disaster or a path to life-changing enlightenment? Next up, the team dives into UN Gate - the unbelievable story of Yetunde, who made up a fake story about speaking at the United Nations. But was it really just a Q&A session? Koj and Mayowa discuss the Culture Custodian article on the issue, while Tmt tries to come up with his own fake news. And if that's not enough, the trio takes on AY's terrible comedy special. From his racist jokes to his awkward delivery, they rip apart the performance like a well-cooked turkey. Finally, they wrap up with the shocking story of Ekweremadu and organ trafficking. Will they be able to keep their silliness down as they tackle this dark topic? Tune in to find out! So get ready to laugh, cry, and gasp in shock as Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj take you on a wild ride through the strangest topics of the day on Submarine and a Roach! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Think about the messiest person you know. It's a man that hosts Submaroach, right? On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys get into: Dying RnB songs about fighting for love Odunsi's tweet about making a pop comeback Their dress sizes Public Holidays in Nigeria What they would have got up to in the Garden of Eden A nasty story about shitting in boarding school Tmt says he no longer wants to talk about his family on the podcast Koj drops a hot-take about John Bellion and Ben Shapiro Rating Nigerian weddings on TikTok as content Tmt's group chat Dele Momodu's article praising Mike Adenuga on his 70th Birthday --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

New episode! Old friends! New adventures! On this boys only Submaroach episode we discuss, 1. Hanging out with kids. 2. Airplane tantrums. 3. Fake wedding parties. 4. Koj's Kale salads and a bunch of other crazy things --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

More chaos from the chaos boys. Happy to be here to be your friends and get you through the week. Art is lyf. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Hello friends, listeners and ops, Although we may not love you all equally, we certainly strive to put out a quality of work so pure that the podcast is undeniable. This week we discuss the following: 1. Our grandads and the interesting lives they've led. 2. Post election politics. 3. Love is Blind (Season 4) 4. The Dalai Lama. and a ton of other fun stuff! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Sorry for the delay! There's a detailed explanation 10 minutes into the episode. Love you guys! I'll never fuck up again, I promise. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode we decompress!! Happy listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode of Submaroach, we decompress from gubernatorial elections. Happy listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the guys get into: Recent linkup between Nigerian business magnate Tony Elumelu and politician Bola Tinubu, they also get into how they would react how if they were offered Government appointments. Next, we take a look at the controversial Lagos State Governor Sanwo-Olu "twerking" during his second term campaign, and what it says about the intersection of politics and popular culture. Moving on to the entertainment world, we discuss the release of Creed III and what fans can expect from the latest instalment of the popular boxing franchise. But it's not all fun and games - we also examine our WAEC results. Finally, we turn our attention to the ongoing "culture wars" in the UK, and the role of sports personality Gary Lineker in the debate over free speech and cancel culture. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Hey guys! This week your boys come through speaking their native tongue, talking life, comedy and  in a time of politics and football anddd  describing the wild weekends they had. Have great week and enjoy!  xxxx --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This episode of the podcast is a walk down memory lane as we have a very special guest who takes us on a journey through time and space. Growing up in post-independence Nigeria was a unique experience that many of us may not be familiar with. Our guest, who lived through that period, shares with us the joys of what it was like to be a young person in Nigeria during that era. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode the whole gang shows up to discuss: 1. Homelessness 2. What we can say and can't say 3. Cannibals 4. our friends who are bad at dating also TMT debuts some new SubMaRoach music --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys are joined by Adesuwa, host of The Dirty Lie Podcast and they all get into: Parents regretting their educating their children Protesting for civil rights How much it'll cost to be retired What it means to be rich in Nigeria Slut shaming and fat shaming Dating cousins Enjoy! Also, don't forget to use the #Submaroach to share your thoughts and opinions!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode TMT and Mayowa are joined by Nigeria's Biggest Food Critic, Opeyemi Famakin to discuss 1. Politics. 2. Restaurants.  3. The Grammys; 4.  and Portable (The rapper)....for some reason...... Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode of Submaroach, Tmt & Koj have a hilariously vulnerable conversation. Listen to them discuss: Overfamiliarity Death Threats Friendships Fathers Suicide and LOVE! Don't forget to share and use #Submaroach on all socials.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Hey guys,  TMT here. I kinda/sorta need your help launching my new Video Podcast "Problem Man".  If you're going through any funny/interesting dilemmas and need help figuring it out, I'm your man. What makes me qualified to be your problem man as opposed to a therapist?  Well, therapists only know about therapy.  I know about problems. I've had them and I've solved them.  So DM me voice message on twitter or Instagram and I'll call you back!  Heart emoji,  TMT --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

In this especially chaotic episode of Submaroach, Mayowa and TMT talk to equally chaotic artist WANI and talk about  1. Leaving Nigeria to unlock your true self. 2. Dating and Love bombing. 3. and finally you get a super exclusive 1 minute clip of Wani's new song (which you get to name!) Enjoy!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This week on Submarine and A Roach, Koj is joined by his friend Emmanuel for a thrilling episode of #KOJandFriends! They get into a variety of topics: Lagos (Specifically navigating police men) Emmanuel tells a hilarious story about how he nearly loses his life Health and Car Insurance Race & Pay Disparities in the Workplace  And they wrap it up with a discussion on the audacity of bad guys!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Happy New year guys!  We're here, we're back!  TMT and KOJ going down a rabbit hole of nonsense and kind of die in it.  It's pretty fun to listen to Enjoy!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

TMT is dead. Long live TMT!  This week, KOJ and Mayowa are joined by Ugo, Folake, and Kemi in the Submaroach studios and they discuss among other things (in true Submaroach fashion)  1. Craig David's supremacy  2. Drug use 3. Villain origin stories  4. The power of the internet Enjoy guys and see you next week! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

In this episode of Submarine and a Roach the boys debate morality and the fall of man through these particular topics. 1. Cuppy calling TMT hungry.   2. Navigating Lagos Markets as a straight black man.  3. The relationship between the podcast and TFC.  4. Political satire and it's risks.  Enjoy guys and see you next week! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Koj, Mayowa and TMT get into another session of wild ass conversations that skirt around popular culture but edge the gates of hell.  1. We take a relationship call from a listener! 2. We discuss Tinubu's recent lease of life! 3. The reception from our guest appearance on ISWIS and 4. FFK and his way with words! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Episode 119 features listeners of the podcast and we get into nonsense as usual. This episode ends abruptly but don't be alarmed!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Hey guys!  The boys are back and all in the same room for the first time in 4 years! They’re drinking, going to weddings and catching up with pop culture. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

A little tune to help you deal with life and people.  *Lyrics* communication is a part of life, That doesn’t you have to come and talk to me, I don’t care if it’s good or bad advice, Your breath smells and I don’t wanna hear the truuuuuuuuuuuth, truuuuuuuuuuuth, You're so rudeeeeeeee,  rudeeeeeeeeeee, Hey!  Just STFU x9 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, KOJ is joined by a TL fave and they get into: Interests and Hobbies Nigeria's Presidential elections Content creation and Nollywood Hating, Dirty Mackin' And navigating the world as a public figure --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode, it's just KOJ talking out his ass on various topics. Listen to him go on about: Canceling TMT and Mayowa for *ALLEGEDLY* celebrating independence day Reaching out to old friends and celebrating with them Jagaban and his Peloton aka Mr. Macaroni on a Bicycle  Crying over Manchester United Looking sexy in a Tuxedo Themed birthdays  How inconsiderate it is to die in public And he caps things off with a review of Yinka Bernie's New EP "Something New" --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This is Episode 114 with Mayowa, KOJ & Tmt and they get into: The Queen The Queen's Opps Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos' Opps The Headies Burna Disney Princesses And many many more!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

I really hate that n-word --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Submarine and A Roach x Aylø link up featuring: - Lagos yarns - Raising money as a creative - Album titles and themes - Marijuana etc. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Surprise Submarine and a roach drop! TMT talks to Donawon about how life and his career. How he went from Selling Dashiki’s in school to managing Tems to meeting Drake to fighting the Illuminati, We breakdown what it takes to do what he does and have fun doing it! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Hi, Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the #1 Christian Podcast in Nigeria. Today's Sermon is brought to you by Pastor TMT and Pastor KOJ of Smooth, Creamy & Tight Ministries. Enjoy! #Submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Koj and TMT run through their lives and world events in this funky hip new episode of your favourite podcast! Have a great week people! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Mayowa and TMT sit down and discuss: TMT's birthdat Tems at the BET Awards Mayowa’s Sojourn Glamour girls reviews and obviously, Organ Harvesting --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The Boys are back! KOJ, TMT AND MAYOWA TEAM UP TO DISCUSS: LOVE ISLAND MAYOWA'S ENCOUNTER WITH SANWOLU A BIT OF NAIJ POLITICS SOME MUSIC STUFF REAL HOUSEWIVES AND THEIR PERSONAL LIVES --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Mayowa and TMT chop it about: Burna boy Drake dominance Nigerian Rap Twitter spaces/clubhouse How companies kill other companies --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This week Mayowa and TMT talk politics, love and music! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Some of the boys are back to about nothing at all. We missed you. Hope you missed us too. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Ladies and Gentlemen, in the Blue Corner we have the Ibadan Stallion and in the Red Corner, we have a Bottle of Whiskey. Listen very closely to this episode of Submarine and A Roach and try count how many swigs of the bottle you hear while you listen to Tmt and Koj: - Catch up on their weekends - Future podcasting projects - Comedy - TMT's latest single - and Liam Neeson lmao --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

New episode alert.!!!!🚨🚨🚨 TMT returns from his suspension with a new friend, multidisciplinary artist and creative mercenary Niyi Okeowo and they get into: 1. Nigerian childhoods. 2. The music they love. 3. The movies that shaped them. 4. The power of love Link in bio --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Submarine and A Roach babyy! It's late but like it's still Tuesday in North America. Listen to Mayowa & KOJ get into: - TMT's suspension from the podcast - Elon Musk buying Twitter - Jack Dorsey having two jobs like he founded Flutterwave - Having $46 Billion - Nigeria's Presidential Elections, and - Having friends that are opps --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Easter Break but we couldn't leave you guys hanging. The content a couple weeks old but the jokes are fresh af! Tap in and listen to us discuss: - Rema's "I only make music with my friends" video - Rema being the hardest artist out of naij right now - Verifying your Lagos street credibility - Asake ft Burna --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Episode 101 - Introduction To Episodes (Jk jk!) We have Teezee in the house and we get into a yaaaarrrnnnzzzzz: - Viagra - Dick Waffles - Dick Measurements - Real Housewives of Lagos - Fatherhood - The Grammy's - Will Smith's Oscar Ban & KOJ has a TON of questions for the guest! Tap IN! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On the 100th Episode of the Podcast, we're joined by Tosan Wilts, a long time friend of the pod and radio personality. He helps the team achieve GOAT status as they discuss 1. Nigeria in the world cup 2. Run ins with Lagos drivers 3. The Grammys and a bunch of other random things! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

I say episode 98 a bunch but it's actually 99. On this episode, we get into: - Loiter Squad - Music Listening Habits - Educating Yourself Outside of Books - Will Smith and Chris Rock - Marriage and Being 30+ Get into it... yuh! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Episode 98 ya bish! Enjoy --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This is not the Santi episode but it's close. On this episode, it's just Tmt & Koj cos logistics ya feel me? On Ep97 this episode: - Coming of age - World War 3 - Deleting things from past relationships - Lots of innuendos - TWO Uber sex twitter threads (just listen mahn, there's more stuff I can't remember) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Hey pals! In this therapy session the trio discuss: - Kanye - Davido - Getting tattoos - Vices - Getting fits off --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Better late than never but like! This is as chaotic as it gets, as usual, we get into bare tings! We get into: - World War 3 (Who wants to know what JA RULE?) - All the things Fresh put the game on - Fresh's PA search - Fresh's lyrics - DRB - And THAT famous tweet. But like more still! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This is a trailer for Episode 95 featuring Fresh L. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

No episode this week but we couldn't leave you without a lil sumn sumn. This one is for the haters! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

It's late but on my COUNTRY(cos this ain't got shit to do with my momma) this shit is worth every second you spent drooling over it. We kick things off with a special number to set the pace for an eventful episode 94, where we discuss: - Adesua Etomi's new song and video - Age Shaming - Tmt's Moustache - Mayowa's many many Sunday visitor - What it meant to be bad in Secondary School Mahn, this is only 20 minutes and honestly, I'm tired of typing, listen tho! Shit slaps like mo'fucka! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Mayowa, Koj and TMT discuss 1. Reno Omokiri 2. Door 2 door sales 3. The "talk" 4. Tiktok for kids 5. Scammers --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

There are 2 peculiar phrases on this episode "Spectacular Privilege" & "Genitalia Gerrymandering". Besides this mastery of the English language, we get into gospel music, politics, foreign diplomacy and preeing IG baddies. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

S/o 2 all the real fuckers worldwide. Submarine and a Roach episode 91 is one for the books, we start off talking celebrity rights with Martin Luther Kanye and reimagine HipHop as standup comedy. We examine our parents' worldviews vs ours, get into some big pharma propaganda, and dissect International Relations through the lens of Pan Africanism (lmao. Stop playing, we didn't do that!). Oh and there's some butt stuff! 🙈 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Ladies and Gentlemen, this week we're joined by filmmaker Abba Makama and we get into: - Mummy G.O - Nollywood - Juju - Hot Sauce and there's mad Submaroach randomness. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This Episode is dedicated to everyone we do the poddy for. As usual, it's a rollercoaster of a conversation but we get somewhere eventually. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Welcome to 2022! Ain't shit changed but we're here and we're happy to be back podding. On this episode, the guys discuss: - The Nigeria-Ghana music industries - A lack of consequences for bad behavior - COVID Mandates and a lot of other random yarns. Also, Koj might have had some sort of meltdown? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

KOJ and TMT and joined by Tabi who helps them come to terms with certain realities --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode, Tmt and Koj are joined by SWAGD and LeMav, and the 4 of them run riot. Get into it! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode, we're joined by the coolest babe in Lagos. We discuss being a creative in Lagos, Davido's guap, friendships, and a whole lot more!! Tap In!! Live show tickets: tix.africa/sroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This episode is a continuation of our crossover with Cruising Outwest. We discuss lots of music, pop culture and enjoy hearty laughs! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino) by Submarine And A Roach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

If you read this bio, tweet "They Run Fast and They Come Fast #Submaroach!" --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Your favourite boys are joined by two other boys as they discuss and breakdown Nigerian pop culture sensibilities --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Easily one of the funniest episodes in Nigerian podcasting history. The lads are joined by Comedian and Super Creative Chinasa who brings "chaotic-balance" to our very crazy ship. We discuss comedy, Nollywood, parents and grandparents, and the patriarchy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

You know how it goes already! Just some cute niggas keeping it cute discussing all things pop culture. We talk, Tiwa Savage, Sexual Deviancy, Hating Injections, and a whole lot more! Tune in! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Episode 78: “Citrus Burst” by Submarine And A Roach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The funniest Nigerians on the internet are back again with another week of (you guessed it)... BANTER! On this episode we discuss: - Horny Dudes - House Parties - Religion - DJ Cuppy - The Nigerian Government... And a whole lot more!! Get into it (yuh!!) Don't forget to use the hashtag #Submaroach across socials. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

KOJ and TMT discuss what they've been up to and who they're down for. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The boys talk music, love, sex and.........sigh.....Ice Prince? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Guess whose back? Guess whose back? Guess whose back? Guess whose back? GoFundMe link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-tayo-beat-medullary-thyroid-cancer?utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Episode 73: "The TMT Show" by Submarine And A Roach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode the guys go down memory lane, discussing iconic Nigerian ads from their childhood. Other topics include: - The Tiffany Diamond - Getting Nervous Around Pretty Women - Incest... lmao Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Kidnappers and Misyarners, welcome to the podcast to end all podcasts! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

2 sexy niggas just talking that sexy talk! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Episode 69: "Meat Talk" by Submarine And A Roach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Another Banger! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Drunk stories, star signs, and KSA in the garden. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Don't forget to use the hashtag #Submaroach! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Sports, Big Brother, Buhari, more Car Sex, WOKE Takes lmao! Enjoy. Also use the hashtag #Submaroach to share memorable bits. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode, we discuss sex, relationships, and decision-making as grown-ass adults. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Honestly the last time we put out 3 podcasts in a row... tbh we don't remember. Enjoy though!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Back 2 Back episodes like we promised. The general consensus post recording was "that was really good", so tweet us and let us know your thoughts. On this episode, we discuss : - Mayowa's pregnancy and how we're going to finance it as a podcast - Being the GOAT podcast - Social Media & Post Breakup Etiquette and some of other shit mahn, find out lol --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

We're back again! Hopefully for good this time. TMT KOJ and Mayowa return to the greatest podcast made by 3 Yoruba guys in their late 20's. We have fun discussing celebrity fights, Villain origin stories and life. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode, we ride with KOJ in his 2017 Uber on the way to the club. KOJ's driver shares a 5-star story. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Back2Back Submaroach? It's not Christmas but it sure as hell feels like it. P.S There's A LOT of unnecessary singing on this episode. Sorry! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The Boys are back and they discuss Nigeria, Nigerian Music, Nigerian Grandparents, and some other one Nigeria related topics. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Love Scams because Love is a Scam #DontLeaveMe --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

MAYOWA IS BACK and his NEW JOB is NASTY!! Get into this new episode where the boys throw it back with the original cast!! We talk OnlyFans, HushPuppi, Nigeria, and some other stuff!! Enjoy --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

NEW SUBMARINE AND A ROACH MUSIC: BROKE UP WITH NAIJA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Today's episode touches on social justice and the we get to experience the lads through a different lens as guest Tabiyonce asks KOJ and TMT a couple questions. Enjoy!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

TMT raps and sings, KOJ does spoken word. The range, THE RANGE!!! On this episode the guys tell stories about dishonesty. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

BURNA IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD. WATCH OUT FOR THE BABY GIANT BUJU. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This was supposed to be a test run ... but vibes mahn! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Social distancing as friends --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Digging into archives cos delays are bound to happen #InTheseTimes --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Bring the "From Home", keep the "Work"! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Work from home day 2 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

A new dawn --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread" by Submarine And A Roach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

What starts off as a timeline interaction, turns into a phone call and then an episode of the podcast. Listen to TMT and KOJ talk about absolutely nothing and everything at the same time, in this artistic expression of comedic rambling. Haha! How full of shit was that description? Enjoy friends! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Episode 51 features guest co-host, Lami from the Wheel It Podcast. On this episode, we discuss music, Love Island and male-to-male compliments. Lol. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

For episode 50, we have an OG Submaroach episode with just TMT and KOJ. The lads discuss LOADS(wink) of things including; the United Kingdom and it's mediocre society (SHOTS!), parenting, TMT's tinder escapades and ways to avoid nutting early, and a couple other things. Indulge! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode, we follow up on Elizabeth Holmes and she inspires a conversation on some big Nigerian scams. We also discuss slavery, KOJ mentions being taught about the pros and cons of masturbation in JS2 Integrated Science and TMT pushes an Igbo woman agenda. Please pay close attention to the time marks: 7:32 & 52:23. Now tweet at TMT and call him a liar. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode, KOJ joins Mayowa in self-employment and the boys delve into some more wyt people content, specifically wyt women. They also discuss Burna Boy's Sway interview and pay their respects to Nipsey Hussle. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this Episode KOJ reveals he intends to be the next MLK Jr. and shares his reasons. Mayowa fires his staff for not reading a book, talk about becoming the boss you hate. And TMT reveals to the world the dangers of beating your meat without tender love and care. ALSO we have a Submarine and Roach Music Exclusive: Alive and Breathing by AYLØ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Shit was talked, talked was shat. TMT is a dirty boy, Mayowa is a clean boy and KOJ pretends to be wholesome. The boys discuss Tribes, The Nigerian Elections, R. Kelly, Tristan Thompson, and "cheating". --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Episode 45 of the podcast features Tomi (TMT's nemesis), but this time it's more love than war. The lads recap their Christmas rendezvous, discuss Godly and ungodly sex in the Nigerian marital home and come to the conclusion that being in your child's life is to the detriment of your swags. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Peak Submarine and A Roach, this episode is full of random banter. Listen to the lads give their takes on the whereabouts of BOJ's loud, YahooYahoo, bad habits, and some other other shit. Mayowa also tries his hardest to get shot and eventually attempts to pin the snitching on KOJ. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode, we discuss: Nigeria, Davido's NYSC experience, and some random ass shit (No surprise). Also, Senator Bingo dies in hospital from his gunshot injury (R.I.P). --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Senator Bingo & Senator Wayne are refused entry into the Senate and stupidity ensues. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Still on their Hollywood steez and realizing acting isn't beans, the boys follow-up last week's episode with another sketch. They also discuss some Pop Culture and share tips on how millennials can raise kids on a budget. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Welcome back! The boys have gone Hollywood and picked up voice acting careers! On this episode, ancestry is traced, cancel culture is discussed and you receive tips on gentlemen you should never brawl with. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

You will never hear another submaroach episode like this again. Bunch of nasty niggas, smh. Don't listen to this shit, bye! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Sexing Neighbors, Drake, Kanye West, North Korea, these are a few of our talking points. Mayowa's back on the podcast this week too, enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode, TMT & KOJ catch up and discuss how Buhari's comments have been justified by WizKid. They also speculate over WizKid's seemingly nonchalant approach to international commitments, give their opinions on the DAZED list and they also really want to know how to look fly on the cheap in Lagos!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode, the guys share a couple funny stories. TMT talks about the joys of clubbing with female friends, KOJ recounts a woke-ish experience and the guys discuss whether or not it is possible to separate individuals from their jobs/positions they hold. As usual, there's a lot of random yarns!! Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

How should best friends navigate falling in love with the same person? Love doctor TMT takes the podcast to school on avoiding sticky situations. KOJ seeks clarity on his strange dreams, Mayowa has a hot date and we stay ignant on our African facts. #Oops! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode, Mayowa rejoins the crew as they explore Nigerian literature, inspired by Toke Makinwa and the contemporary art/fashion scene in Nigeria. KOJ explains why he wears glasses sometimes and TMT shares his New Year (February) resolutions. Don't be alarmed, KOJ isn't deaf. We faced a ton of difficulties recording this episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

TMT and Koj catch up on the podcast after not recording for over a month. Banter, banter, cocaine and some pop culture! Enjoy. Alsooo listen out for this week's $100 ASOS giveaway. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Back to Back guest hosts and once again, our guest attempts to flame TMT. Tomi is in the house and he joins the gang as they discuss buttholes, how they spent Christmas and a bunch of other stuff. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

It's been a minute and we couldn't see out 2017 without wishing our fam a Merry Christmas. On this episode TMT & KOJ are joined by guest co-host Mide, and they discuss random google searches, concerts in Lagos and a whole lot more. KOJ gives a super convincing take on "cheating" being excusable when you're depressed, Mide tells us about how she creeped Rihanna out and TMT explains to us why we should beware of Trojan condoms. Happy holidays guys and love always! #Submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

TMT gives an epic speech and KOJ can't pronounce Sagittarius. This episode we continue the Hollywood discussion on a personal level and talk about a whole lot of nothing. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The boys are back on their bullshit! TMT is back from holiday, KOJ is no longer ashy and Mayowa is getting his money up for his Xmas P. The topics on this episode range from women to hip-hop, Hollywood's scariest Halloween and a whole lot more. In the words of Jigga: WHAT YOU WANT US TO DO? WE SORRY, WE BACK! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Fasina is in the house! And he joins TMT & Koj as they discuss culture shock, the realness behind his music and paying your dues as an artist vs. paying your way through. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

KOJ & TMT are joined by Odunsi and they discuss the relationship between Nigeria and Ghana. Odunsi sheds light on the importance of having a filter in the Nigerian Entertainment Industry and Mr Eazi, our favorite reoccurring character after Dino Melaye comes up. The guys also compare the first generation of Nigerian pop artists to the "new wave" and end up on Odunsi's Top 5 Nigerian producers. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

We back, we back! And we're pushing the #TalkYourShit agenda. The boys share their opinions on the Loose Talk episode with M.I Abaga, they also have questions for his stylist (Simi's stylist too). They discuss poorly executed shit talking and can't talk about "talking your shit" without referencing Mr. Eazi and his takes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Rock with KOJ as he listens to Yinka Bernie's new project "19 & Over". Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

What's your preferred post-death scenario? The boys talk about the after-life and KOJ shares a story idea that inspired the week's theme. The conversation drifts to sex education and TMT discusses the implications of making jokes at the expense of others. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Today's episode includes A LOT of snitching, as one of the boys reveals his true character. We go on to discuss entitlement amongst creatives and how certain movements appear to be more For The Currency than For The Culture. The discussion takes an unexpected turn as the lads delve into race relations and paranoia sets in ... WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Episode 23 features Seni, Editor-in-Chief of The Native Magazine and we discuss everything from music, to journalism in Nigeria and (a lack of) activism in the Afrobeats scene. Additionally, we talk about the longevity of the "New Age Cats" (e.g. Santi, Nonso & Odunsi) and whether or not artists should run commentary on the industry. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Tmt, Koj & Mayowa discuss Mr. Robert Sylvester Kelly and whether or not to separate problematic artists from their art. It's also been an eventful week, as Tmt & Mayowa both got into different car accidents at the same spot, on the same day. Additionally, they touch on Blackness and the need to be hyper-successful; and Koj calls Tmt out on his name dropping antcis. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

TMT's oldest friend Jibs is this episode's guest. The guys talk about the competitive nature of education in Nigeria and lengths people would go to top their class. KOJ gives self-defense tips, TMT lets out his inner Yoruba boy with an H-factor slip and Mayowa tries and fails to whisper. As per usual pop-culture is discussed and the guys give their take on #LagosBigBoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Do people actually change? On this episode, the guys discuss whether or not human beings can turn new leaves. TMT talks about how he constantly gets stolen from and the thrills of being a 6'6 street fighter. As per usual, they run commentary on the Nigerian music scene and share their (not so) different takes. Also if you're looking for tips on how to launder money, TMT Goodman has some advice for you. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this really short episode, KOJ breaks down his track by track experience listening to Genio Bambino's new project titled "Virtuoso". Listen, share and let KOJ know if you wanna rock with him on some more projects. Tweet KOJ at @Subma_Roach. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Do you guys even read these descriptions? Tweet #SubmaroachYesWeDo if we should bother continuing with these things. Bumboclaat! Jk! On this episode, KOJ seeks advice from the two worst people possible and the guys discuss whether or not everyone deserves an equal vote, as well as white people culture. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Uhmmmm... this episode is kind of weird. We talk about Mike Pence and his creepy love for horses, as well as his similarities to Emmanuel Macron. Mayowa tells us about his fetish for newly divorced women with kids, aka his Lil' Court Mama Fetish. KOJ sheds light on the "great" work Nigerians are doing in the diaspora and TMT raises awareness on how farts are probably destroying the earth. Enjoy?? Ha! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode, we discuss Burna Boy and his Brixton roots; WizKid and his new sound; The machine that is Davido; and the ethics of photography. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Episode 3 features Phones, one of Tmt's best friends. Tmt talks about his holiday in South Africa and the opportunity cost of being a party animal, KOJ talks about infertility phobia and Phones opens up about getting fingered by corruption. They cover, women, love, sex, children, marriage, divorce and some more. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On the second episode of the new season, the boys realize there's a little douchebag in all of us BUT there's only one King Douche and his name is TMT. They also reveal the Holy Trinity of Abusive Men and sell the greatness of the motherland, to our African American brothers and sisters trying to make the move back home. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The boys are back for Season Two!! And this time it's no longer a game, Koj is trying to quit his day job and he's trying to convince Tmt to do the same. Join the boys on their journey to liberation. It's lit! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On the final episode of Season 1, we run commentary on happenings in Nigeria and let y'all know the direction for the Second Season. It's been so much fun doing this and we cannot thank you guys enough for listening. Love always and look out for more from Submarine And A Roach! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Real friends? How many of 'em? This week the boys are joined by Mayowa and they discuss friendships. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This week the guys touch on everything. Personal Ls, National Ls, L-izabeth Holmes, Nigerian Music and a whole lot more. KOJ literally has a life changing moment on-air and TMT spills international secrets. Honestly if anything happens to us, the CIA did it. Special shoutout to Keksi for the Woke-spiration. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The boys and their guests (Lola and Phones) talk about their personal style as well as Fashun Trendz in Gidi. We also briefly discuss the Ethiopian Olympic Swimmer at the beginning but that's neither here nor there. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Tmt & Koj talk about marriage and the different types of spouses to stay away from. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The sibling rivalry episode with Koj's brother, Keksi also features a brief discussion on "casual misogyny" and other things. Lmao --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Tmt, Koj and their guests (Walter & Dare) talk about their Nigerian Police experiences. The guys also ask Dare about his upcoming movie "Ojukokoro" and shout out to Young Underground Creatives in Nigeria. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode featuring WJGB, Koj, Tmt & the girls gist and share Customer Service experiences in Nigeria. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Koj, Tmt & their guest Emperor run through a list of classic Nigerian albums and discuss Nigerian music in general. #WhoIsBlackMelon?? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! And really sorry for the loooong break (They really are, even though they don't exactly say it in the episode). This week they take on RELIGION! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this Episode Tmt & Koj discuss the ups and downs of attending the School of Hard Knocks a.k.a Nigeria High. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Get your notepads out! On this culinary themed (well loosely themed)episode your friends and hosts talk about food..........and randomly mention M.I (the rapper) twice. Also Koj forgets to shout-out stuff......or at least thinks he does --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On the first episode of the podcast TMT and Kojo introduce Submarine And A Roach to the public and discuss their very first topic, Exes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message