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Submarine and A Roach

English, Social, 1 season, 203 episodes, 2 days, 8 hours, 8 minutes
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This show is about how 2 brave modern-day revolutionaries contribute to the advancement of the culture 1 episode at a time.
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Episode 184: "Burna Boy slapped me" with @Toniverse

Lock in with the gang for a hilarious and insightful episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Tmt, and their guest, Toniverse, dive into some wild life shit. With Mayowa jetting off to London, Toniverse steps in to keep the vibe alive. First up, they bask in the post-live show glow, relishing the success of their recent live event. The energy is infectious as they reminisce about the highlights and memorable moments from the show. The conversation takes an intriguing turn as they share their NYSC experiences, with Tmt and Toni regaling tales of love interests and camp escapades. It's a nostalgic trip down memory lane that's sure to have you laughing along. But that's not all—Koj delves into the world of stock trading, sharing his strategy for developing intellectual property to make it big in capitalism. The banter is as witty as it is insightful, offering a unique perspective on financial pursuits. Hold onto your seats as Tmt opens up about his "life of crime," sharing hilarious anecdotes that will leave you in stitches. The laughter continues as they discuss getting hit on in Lagos, Tmt's memorable Boiler Room stint, and the burning question—what was Burna Boy like in secondary school? With insights from Toni and Koj (and a nod to Mayowa's shared history), they paint a vivid picture of the African giant's teenage years. Don't miss this rollicking episode of Submarine and a Roach, filled with laughter, stories, and unexpected revelations. It's a podcast that's as entertaining as it is enlightening—tune in now! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message
4/15/20241 hour, 30 minutes, 8 seconds
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Episode 183: "I learned how to have sex by watching porn"

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, we get into: Car trouble, learning from video games, Food Critique, Adult friendships and TMT's filthy habit PLEASE PLEASE do the Submaroach listener survey: https://forms.gle/6cXZpC23Lwp7VwS2A --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message
4/2/20241 hour, 34 minutes, 55 seconds
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Episode 182: "It's Not Gossip, It's... Pillow Talk"

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, we get into: SLAWN Navigating interviews with Nigerian Politicians Rebelling as kids Gossip Submaroach listener survey: https://forms.gle/6cXZpC23Lwp7VwS2A --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message
3/27/20241 hour, 38 minutes, 3 seconds
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Episode 181: "Did Chris Oyakilome Destroy The Cables to Stop 5G?"

Prepare for an episode of Submarine and a Roach brimming with laughter, insights, and conspiracy theories! Join hosts Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt as they explore a range of intriguing topics sure to keep you entertained. First, they unpack the surprising news of Bruno Mars owing MGM Casinos $50 million, followed by a deep dive into Mia Khalifa's early career twists. The conversation takes a thought-provoking turn with discussions on American pride, progressivism, and Koj's theory about Chris Oyakilome sabotaging Nigeria's internet. Stay tuned as they share their favorite movies and music, offering recommendations and witty commentary to keep you engaged. Explore the ethics of media capitalism and profit while enjoying playful banter between Mayowa and Tmt about fashion choices. Laugh along with Koj's humorous tale of a barber shop encounter and brace yourself for Tmt's wild story involving Kanye West, hood dudes, and ballerinas. Don't miss their insights on financial literacy, as they share personal strategies for saving and investing money. Tune in to Submarine and a Roach for a rollercoaster of laughter, insights, and captivating conversations that leave you wanting more. It's entertainment with depth—perfect for your next Spotify listen! Whatsapp Link: https://t.co/Pxv3YwsqQ0 Live Show Link: https://tix.africa/discover/submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message
3/19/20242 hours, 13 minutes, 56 seconds
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Episode 180: "I Accidentally Showed My Co-Worker My PooPoo" ft @lifesize_teddy_

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys are joined by super fun rapper Lifesize Teddy and they get into: Ebuka's new Prime Video show Tmt's questions about cars Getting In Trouble with the Police What it's like in the Mavin Academy Koj accidentally showing his co-worker his shit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message
3/12/20241 hour, 49 minutes, 4 seconds
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Episode 179: "Blessed Are The Meek..."

Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, on this episode we getting into: TMT's new relationship New TV Show Shogun Games and Competitiveness Dealing with Nigeria's Electricity Problem Old Age and Retirement Community and The Importance of Gossip Meek Mill Diddy And random other topics! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message
3/5/20241 hour, 57 minutes, 9 seconds
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Episode 178: "Real Men Have No Gag Reflexes"

Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the only podcast out of the black diaspora that will not be discussing Omah Lay this week. But we talk about other things: Kunle Afolayan Mr Mayowa and his sexy books Love is Blind Using Mental Health and Trauma to Manipulate Relationships Tmt is on an alcohol hiatus What's currently keeping us going in life? Tap in!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message
2/27/20241 hour, 23 minutes, 20 seconds
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Episode 177: "I'm an Ibadan Man, Of Course I'm Bleaching"

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys get into: Jola calling Tmt out on bleaching his skin Ozempic and BBLs Love is Blind Drake, Muscle Relaxants, and Usher's Super Bowl performance Shallipoppi on The Receipts Podcast Is Nigeria Bottom-Up or Top-to-Bottom Bad? Being ethically rich The worst jobs they've ever done Enjoy!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message
2/20/20241 hour, 9 minutes, 34 seconds
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Episode 176: "I Pledge to Nigeria My Country..."

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2/13/20241 hour, 18 minutes, 27 seconds
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Episode 175: "Ola of Lagos is not Racist"

Ladies and Gentlemen... THE BOYS ARE BACK! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message
2/6/20241 hour, 34 minutes, 30 seconds
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General Solo

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1/31/20241 hour, 21 minutes, 21 seconds
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Episode 174.5: "Subma on the dancefloor"

Dem a wicked but we a' wickeder. The powers that be got the pod got kicked off spotify and Apple podcasts. but we're still on google pods, iheart radio and some other streamers. Enjoy this interlude while we get our ducks in a row. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
1/16/202425 minutes, 15 seconds
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Episode 174: "Tinubu Get Your Kegels Up"

In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, joined by their special guest Tomi (Mayowa's younger brother), unleash a masterclass in podcasting. But not just any podcasting—it's the Dark Arts of podcasting, similar to the likes of "Nedu & The Honest Bunch," "Tolani Baj & Moet Abebe," and all those Glitch Media productions. No shade, just a little 'dark arts' magic, teehee! The twist is that Submarine and a Roach brings the humor to the party, making it an absolute riot. The episode kicks off with Tmt sharing WANI's message requesting the retirement of the "good fish" drop. Mayowa and Koj fire back with their demands, and Tmt thinks they're being utterly unreasonable. Tomi, the guest, chimes in with some choice words for WANI, making the banter even more hilarious. The boys delve into discussing the lengths they would go to promote the podcast, including the possibility of getting sued. They also contemplate how they'd handle real-life encounters with people they've roasted on the podcast, adding a touch of real-world comedy to the mix. Tmt drops a comedic bombshell, suggesting he could probably take on 4 out of 16 of Governor Ademola Adeleke's bodyguards if they ever crossed his path, sparking a hilarious debate. The laughter continues as they explore a range of additional topics, including: The inspiring story of Debbie, who successfully crowd-funded 5 million Naira from a viral moment. Aliko Dangote's 2022 New Year yacht scandal and the leaked photos that took the internet by storm. Sanwo Olu's crackdown on Okada riders and a funny encounter with Mr. Macaroni. Mayowa and Tomi's family function hijacked by Mr. Macaroni, complete with band takeover and endless praise. Mayowa's amusing encounter with Koj's dad. Koj's viral comedy performance at the sold-out show that's taking Instagram by storm. The Nigerian Police's arrest of the runners of @gistlover on Instagram. Mayowa reads a tweet that describes how tight President Bola Tinubu's grip is L.A.X (the Nigerian singer) getting a Twitter user arrested for defamation. Tmt's exciting booking for a comedy show in Lagos in January 2024. Mayowa's inclusion in Chude's 2023 Most Interesting People's List alongside Burna Boy and Wasiu Ayinde. DISCLAIMER: Please note that everyone mentioned in this podcast is purely for comedic purposes. There are no legal claims or assertions, and nothing is intended as news reporting. It's all about comedy, laughter, and fun. Thank you for tuning in! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
1/9/20241 hour, 18 minutes, 17 seconds
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EPISODE 173: "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK"

Get ready for an uproarious episode of Submaroach that's jam-packed with humor, insights, and wild stories! In Episode 173, titled "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK," Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa take you on a wild ride through a variety of hilarious topics and offbeat conversations. First up, Koj flaunts his newly curated soundboard, adding an extra layer of hilarity to the episode. The laughter starts rolling as they discuss the unconventional practice of wearing condoms casually outside of sexual activity, including Mayowa's insane tale of sporting one on Third Mainland Bridge! Things take a quirky turn as they talk about "fashionable fishes" and how the aquatic inhabitants under Third Mainland Bridge manage to stay fly in the latest drip. It's a conversation you won't want to miss! Tmt premieres a Christmas jingle by his new band, Easy Love Society, and the guys review it with their signature humor and wit. They also playfully jest about Nigerians being "xenophobic" towards fellow Nigerians returning for Christmas, attributing it to congestion and traffic. Next, they draw a hilarious comparison between the traffic disruptions caused by Tinubu's presence in Lagos versus Joe Biden's visits to Delaware. The banter continues as Mayowa reveals his brother's connection to Delaware and its intriguing tax laws. Tmt shares his encounter with Funke Akindele at a games night, leading to a discussion about Jandor and his WAEC results (hint: they weren't great). They also recount his encounter with Reekado Banks and the pressure to name his favorite Reekado Banks song. Mayowa's favorite celebrity interaction with Ladipoe and Koj's admiration for Ladipoe's support for Nigerian fashion brands add an extra layer of hilarity to the episode. In the penultimate segment, they play a game called "Coal or Cool," where they judge Nigerian celebrities' behavior in 2023. It's a segment filled with laughter and unexpected takes, including Koj's passionate rant about Hanks Anuku and The Black Book. Finally, they dive into a discussion about the counterfeit soy sauce epidemic in Lagos, sharing their own experiences and how it has affected their consumption habits. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 173 for a wild ride through laughter, absurd stories, and insightful discussions. It's a podcast that delivers humor and entertainment in abundance! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
12/26/202359 minutes, 20 seconds
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Episode 172: "How To Party with Dignity" #DettyDecember

In this emotionally charged episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa tackle one of their most essential topics—DEPRESSION! Get ready for an honest and heartfelt conversation about this critical issue. But that's not all! The trio delves into a variety of intriguing subjects: Christian BBLs: They explore the fascinating world of Christian Brazilian Butt Lifts, leaving no stone unturned in their quest for laughter and insight. Partying in Lagos with Dignity: Discover their unique take on how to party with grace and dignity in the vibrant streets of Lagos. Jonathan Majors running through the streets with his woes: Dive into the world of Jonathan Majors and his adventures, and find out who or what his "woes" might be. OdumoduBlvck & Wike: Explore the curious connection between OdumoduBlvck and Wike, and prepare for some humorous speculations. North West and Deto Black: The hosts share their thoughts on North West and Deto Black, offering a unique perspective on these intriguing personalities. Join Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa as they navigate the depths of depression and venture into these diverse topics on Submarine and a Roach. It's a podcast that combines humor, heart, and real-world issues, providing a well-rounded listening experience that you won't want to miss! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
12/19/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 58 seconds
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Episode 171: How To Be A Nigerian Parent 101

Buckle up for an unfiltered episode of Submarine and Roach! Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj are taking a deep dive into the tumultuous waters of Nigerian politics, sharing their candid thoughts on the current state of the nation. Prepare for an honest conversation about their growing sense of disillusionment and the need for change. But it's not all politics—these three friends take a hilarious trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their childhood adventures and, more notably, the memorable discipline sessions dished out by their parents. The stories are as entertaining as they are relatable. As the episode unfolds, they switch gears to discuss the ever-entertaining world of pop culture. Lil Nas X and Donawon take the spotlight, and the hosts offer their humorous takes on these cultural phenomena. But just when you thought you'd heard it all, Tmt drops a bombshell—breaking news about his driver being in custody for shoplifting! The unexpected twist adds a dose of real-life drama to the episode and leaves everyone in suspense. Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for a rollercoaster of laughter, nostalgia, and current events on Submarine and Roach. It's a podcast that fearlessly tackles the complexities of Nigerian society while keeping you entertained with their signature humor and wit. Don't miss out! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
12/12/20231 hour, 43 minutes, 14 seconds
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Episode 170: "I'll Never Be Poor, #JustLikeDeto"

Prepare for a hilarious rollercoaster of laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Join the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, two of Nigeria's funniest personalities, as they dive into a whirlwind of entertaining discussions. First up, they dissect DetoBlack's latest hit, "Just Like Deto." Even though Koj is a massive fan, that doesn't stop the jokes from flowing as they share their quirky takes on the track. Tmt takes the stage to unveil his latest production for the upcoming Submarine and A Roach mixtape, and Koj is thoroughly impressed. He declares Tmt one of the most talented beings on the planet, and the banter is just getting started. Get ready for a heartwarming moment as Koj proudly recounts his father's praise, calling him one of the best drivers he knows. It's a touching and funny story that adds a personal touch to the episode. Tmt shares his unique experience mentoring school students at a fair, where he introduced them to the world of podcasting and even recorded an episode with four enthusiastic siblings. The tales from this adventure are both heartwarming and humorous. The conversation takes a musical turn as they delve into FreshL's latest EP and shower it with praise. Their music critique is infused with humor and genuine appreciation. Hold onto your seats as they discuss Toke Makinwa and Dayo Israel's trip to Dubai for a climate change summit, a topic that they're convinced neither party knows much about. The comedic takes on this trip are bound to leave you in stitches. Nollywood takes the spotlight as Tmt reveals his upcoming role in a short movie premiering at a Lagos festival. The excitement and humor are palpable as they share details about the project. True to Submarine and A Roach tradition, the episode wouldn't be complete without a discussion on mental health. They wrap up with a candid conversation about their self-diagnosed ADHD and the humorous anecdotes surrounding illegally purchasing Adderall. But before they bid farewell, Koj shares a memorable story about getting fired by a man who drove an Audi TT, and why he believes men should never drive such cars. It's the perfect comedic note to end this uproarious episode. Don't miss out on the laughs, stories, and witty banter on Submarine and A Roach. Tune in for an entertaining ride through the funniest corners of Nigeria's pop culture and life's quirkiest moments! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
12/5/20231 hour, 1 minute, 58 seconds
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Episode 169: "My Dad Has Outside Children aka Bastards"

On this poetry-heavy episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys discuss A LOT! As usual, the shits are funny and you're guaranteed a laugh or two. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/28/20231 hour, 35 minutes, 3 seconds
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Episode 168: "The Most Talented Podcasters in Nigeria"

Get ready to burst into laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Tmt and Koj are back, and they're serving up a piping hot dish of hilarious commentary on some of Nigeria's hottest topics. First up, brace yourself for a dose of conspiracy hilarity as they dive into the wild world of Rema and Illuminati accusations. The laughs are just getting started! Teni takes the spotlight next, and the duo discusses her album and her bold coming out as queer. Get ready for some witty takes and cheeky banter as they explore Teni's journey. Hold onto your seats as Tmt and Koj tackle a serious issue with their trademark humor—the Lagos State Government Budget and alleged misappropriation of funds. Their take on this scandal will leave you in stitches. But the hilarity doesn't stop there. They dig up Buju aka BNXN's old tweets and give them the comedic treatment they deserve. You won't believe what they find! Finally, get ready for an incredible improv session as they make sentences using Nigerian newspapers and magazines. It's a rollercoaster ride of wordplay and wit that will keep you entertained until the very end. Don't miss out on this uproarious episode of Submarine and A Roach! With unfiltered humor and sharp wit, Tmt and Koj take you on a comedic journey through the hottest topics in Nigeria. Tune in for a laughter-filled experience you won't forget! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/21/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 29 seconds
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Episode 167: "...and A Roach" (@YinkaBernie)

Welcome to Episode 167 of Submarine and A Roach. The episode where we decide once and for all; who is the messiest of them all? The boys are joined by Yinka Bernie and they get into - Fashion - Music - Lawyers in Nigeria - Football and a whole lot more...ENJOY! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/14/20231 hour, 36 minutes, 44 seconds
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Episode 166: “Please Pardon The Shitty Internet”

On this episode Mayowa and Koj are joined by Adaorah Oduah, the writer and sound designer of Uncultured. Culture Custodian’s latest scripted podcast. Again, please pardon the shitty connection. It was either this or nothing☹️☹️ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/7/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 41 seconds
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Episode 165: "As A Feminist, How Can You Smoke Weed?"

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys throw it back (ayo!), as they reminisce about the unhinged origins of the podcast. In their typical neurodivergent Submaroach style, they bounce around numerous topics that include: Sam Klef, Nedu and the State of Nigerian Podcasting Blackface and OdumoduBlvck The worth of Afrobeat catalogues from the 90's Tmt TURNING PUSSY! Lagos Fashion Week & Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu Twitter Folks and Projecting Perfection On People Koj & Reverse Racism Mayowa introduces us to the novel "Only Big BumBum Matters Tomorrow" Note that any stories that suggest irresponsible driving were told purely for comedic intent and are made up. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/31/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 49 seconds
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Episode 164: Comedy Special ft @DeeMajor

The boys sit down with the super funny Dee Major on a slightly chaotic but ultimately wholesome episode and comedy in Nigeria. Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/24/20231 hour, 32 minutes, 50 seconds
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Episode 163: "To My Dearest Opps" (ft. @AnthonyAzekwoh)

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the gang is joined by multidisciplinary artist Anthony Azekwoh and we chronicle his journey and mark some key opps along the way. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/17/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 4 seconds
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Episode 162: "Unbelievably Liquid" ft Fu’ad Lawal

We start this episode by listening to a rap song Koj made when he was 14. After that Fu’ad Lawal joins the boys and they discuss the state of archiving in Nigeria, Music tastes and sneaking into the office when no one is around to download movies! Check out Archivi.ng! They're doing amazing work! Super enjoyable episode if we have to be honest! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/10/20231 hour, 33 minutes, 8 seconds
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Episode 161: "Finding Kah-Lo" ft. @thatKahLo

This week the entire Submarine and a Roach crew sit with THEE GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATED Kah-Lo. We get into the #PainAndPleasure of the entertainment industry. The Glam and... paperwork. Our conversations range from Donald Trump, her earlier inspirations for success, recently picking up DJing, her hilarious nephews and she also has a lil' smoke for Tmt. Get into it! Listen to Kah-Lo's new album Pain/Pleasure here: https://t.co/IHOchMdMht --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/3/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 56 seconds
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Episode 160: "Love offers no safety" ft Olumide Makanjuola

In this episode, Mayowa and TMT explore the world of queer men with Olumide Makanjuola as he talks about his life and new book "Love offers no safety". A collection of 25 stories from queer men in Nigeria told in their own words and masterfully edited by Jude Dibia and Olumide Makanjuola Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria on Roving Heights and Cassava Republic and on Amazon worldwide. Please find links to the book below! Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria here: https://cassavarepublic.biz/product/love-offers-no-safety/ Love offers no safety is available internationally here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Love-Offers-No-Safety-Nigerias/dp/1913175480 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/26/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 11 seconds
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Episode 159: "Mowa Lola & The Forty Thieves"

On this Episode we get into: - Mowa Lola's new collection - AQ vs Naeto C - Obasanjo vs. Tmt's People - MohBad - South Africa - OdumoduBlvck - Rema --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/19/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 30 seconds
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Episode 158: "I Like It When You Call Me Big Poppa"

The London boys have been separated. Tmt is back in Lagos and it's off to a rocky start. Mayowa is still on vacation but his time is also coming. Koj, well Koj is still riding bicyclee. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/11/20231 hour, 27 minutes, 17 seconds
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Episode 157: "Engaged Today, Disengaged Tomorrow"

Welcome back to Submarine and A Roach. Brought to you by https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach On this episode, we talk: - Nigeria's New Ministers - Nasir El Rufai - Naira Marley - Burna Boy ....and lots more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/5/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 43 seconds
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Episode 156: "From Paris With Love"

Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Get ready for a lively and unexpected episode of Submarine and a Roach as Koj and TMT reunite for some hilarious catch-up! On this installment, TMT takes the stage to regale Koj with tales from his time in Paris. Join the duo for a rollercoaster of laughter as TMT recounts his adventures in the City of Lights. From enjoying the gothic architecture of the city to ending up in strangers apartments, every moment is laced with humor and TMT's signature comedic flair. But just when the laughter is at its peak, an unexpected twist abruptly cuts short the fun ride. Tune in to discover what unfolds and how this catch-up takes an unexpected turn. Laughs, surprises, and witty banter await in this episode that promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. Don't miss out on the rollercoaster of comedic camaraderie on Submarine and a Roach! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/22/202346 minutes, 36 seconds
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Episode 155: “Food is Ready and Justice is Served” ft. Opeyemi Famakin

On this episode of Submarine and a roach, Tmt (the lawyer) is joined by his client and Nigeria’s biggest food critic, Opeyemi Famakin. The duo discuss Opeyemi’s latest shenanigans and he reveals his latest ordeal involving a threatening incident in Port Harcourt. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/15/202357 minutes, 45 seconds
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154: The walking episode!

TMT and Mayowa decide to record an episode while they walk around the city for an hour and talk. TMT records from West Africa and Mayowa Records from Western Europe. It is very funny. The gomoneyapp is available on all smartphone stores. You can also download the gomoney app here: https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/9/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 50 seconds
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Episode 153: "Slave Trade & Mirror Sex"

Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach In this hilarious and insightful episode of "Submarine and a Roach," titled "The Slave Trade & Mirror Sex," hosts Tmt and Koj dive into a whirlwind of diverse topics, offering their unique perspectives and witty banter. The episode kicks off with Tmt, the self-proclaimed feminist, declaring why he doesn't want to get married, sparking a humorous discussion about relationships and gender dynamics. As the boys embark on a history lesson about the slave trade, Koj throws in a comical twist, suggesting that kings trading slaves for mirrors may have inadvertently pioneered the concept of "mirror sex" in West Africa. Cue laughter and historical absurdity! Tmt then educates Koj about the intriguing relationship between the Oyo and Benin royal families, revealing how Benin Princes became Oyo Kings and vice versa, adding a dash of historical intrigue. Shifting gears, they delve into British invasions and the subsequent amalgamation and separation of certain colonies, touching on the quirks of history with their trademark humor. Koj's astonishment reaches new heights when Tmt reveals that Nigeria boasts one of the strongest armies in Africa. The duo hilariously navigates through the mixed emotions of pride and embarrassment surrounding Nigeria's untapped potential. Amidst the history and revelations, Koj shares a funny tale of his vacation and a memorable mishap involving a jet ski in the ocean, sparking amusement and relatability among listeners. Not to be outdone, Tmt recounts his four-day party extravaganza in Ibadan, celebrating his Grandma's birthday, with amusing anecdotes that leave everyone chuckling. The banter continues as they explore the world of marketing targeted at men, with Tmt humorously revealing that his dad owns a grooming kit from the Bulldog brand, highlighting the quirks of masculinity and consumer culture. In "The Slave Trade & Mirror Sex," Tmt and Koj effortlessly blend humor, history, and personal anecdotes, creating an entertaining and insightful episode that showcases why "Submarine and a Roach" is undoubtedly Nigeria's funniest podcast. Listeners are in for a treat as they laugh, learn, and enjoy the dynamic chemistry between these two charismatic hosts. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/1/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 55 seconds
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Episode 152: "Why the British are the best sailors in the world"

It's the return of the MA-yowa! On this chaotic dance of a conversation Mayowa and TMT discuss vacations, Drake, Twitter X and socialism! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/25/202358 minutes, 3 seconds
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Episode 151: "Why Would You Choose To Live Like This?"

Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Join the uproarious duo, Koj and Tmt, on a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach titled "Why Would You Choose to Live Like This?" Get ready for non-stop laughs as they dive into a variety of hilarious topics. Tmt sets the tone by joining the Zoom call topless while jamming to Whitney Houston. It's a visual that will leave you chuckling and wondering why he chose such an amusing way to make an entrance. Prepare for riotous laughter as Tmt shares his unconventional party strategy of snagging two cans of stout while others go for Champagne and tequila bottles. It's all about finding joy in the unexpected, even if it means opting for a less glamorous choice. The comedy continues with Tmt's humorous take on his uncle's peculiar new beard. From wild comparisons to hilarious nicknames, they hilariously dissect this outrageous look and wonder what on earth compelled his uncle to choose it. Koj playfully calls out Tmt for not supporting older alte guys, jokingly labeling him a "boomer." Their witty banter and playful jabs add an extra layer of amusement to the conversation. Get ready for a hilarious trip down memory lane as they reminisce about terrible eating habits from their boarding school days. From teachers' frustration with students' farting to outrageous culinary choices, the laughter is bound to ensue as they explore the absurdities of school life. In a comical twist, Tmt shares his amusing story of inviting YINKA Bernie to give a speech at his grandfather's school. Discover the amusing side of cultural experiences as they discuss Nigerian kids having growth spurts after summer trips to the United States. Through their witty observations, they highlight the hilarity of this phenomenon. The episode wraps up with a lively game of "Guess the Song," adding an interactive and entertaining element to the podcast. Join in the fun as they try to identify tunes with their signature comedic twist. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/19/20231 hour, 16 minutes, 23 seconds
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Episode 150: "Jonah Hill is the only Bae you should Watch?"

Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Title: "Laugh Riot with Submarine and a Roach: Lady Donli, Beyoncé, and Hilarious Hijinks!" Description: Get ready for a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast! Hosted by the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, this week's installment is guaranteed to leave you in stitches. Kicking things off, the uproarious banter begins with Lady Donli's latest release setting the mood. Tmt and Koj waste no time showcasing their comedic abilities as they dive headfirst into a range of hilarious topics. First up, they delve into the world of funny rap songs, dissecting the most absurd lyrics and sharing their own witty takes. With their sharp wit and infectious laughter, you won't be able to keep a straight face. Next, the duo tackles a unique topic that'll have you doubled over: cycling-induced impotence. Brace yourself for a wave of side-splitting anecdotes and outrageous theories that will leave you gasping for breath. But wait, there's more! Koj drops a bombshell—he's attending Beyoncé's show later in the day! The excitement is palpable as they discuss what it would be like growing up as a celebrity child, imagining the hilarious scenarios that could unfold. The laughter continues as Tmt and Koj dive into the world of RnB singers getting away with wild lyrics. Prepare for uncontrollable giggles as they share their favorite eyebrow-raising lines and mock the audacity of these smooth crooners. Just when you think it couldn't get any funnier, the hosts shift gears to Keke Palmer's baby father's tweets. Brace yourself for a hilarious commentary on social media drama, leaving you in stitches from start to finish. And if that's not enough, they top it all off with a discussion on resentful men, revealing the absurd lengths some individuals will go to nurse their grudges. Be prepared for belly-aching laughter as they recount outlandish stories and offer their unique comedic perspectives. Get ready to laugh your socks off with Submarine and a Roach's latest episode! With Lady Donli, Beyoncé, and a plethora of side-splitting topics, this uproarious podcast will have you in tears of laughter from beginning to end. Don't miss out on the comedy event of the year! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/11/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 18 seconds
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Episode 149: "New Thunder Pt 1" ft Thee Inbetween

Hey people! New crossover episode with Natasha and Toni aka the supremely chaotic and intelligent women of "Thee Inbetween" podcast! On this episode we talk: 1. Baby mamas 2. America being down. 3. Hate mail. 4. Middle aged white women You can listen to part 2 of the episode on their podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/4/20231 hour, 16 minutes, 33 seconds
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Episode 148: "I Can't Sleep With Babes That Haven't Travelled"

This Submaroach Episode is brought to you by GoMoney. Download the app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/27/20231 hour, 18 minutes, 57 seconds
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Episode 147: Stallion vs Kalakuta

Back with another Game show episode! This Time, TMT and Koj go head to head. Will Koj win? Will TMT prevail? Or with they both realize that Mayowa is the true enemy and join forces to defeat him? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/22/202352 minutes, 59 seconds
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Episode 146: "Squeaky Like Old Mama's Car"

This episode of Subaroach is brought to you by app.hireme.net Welcome to Nigeria's premier comedy podcast! Get ready for a rib-cracking experience as Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, the hilarious trio behind this laughter-packed show, take center stage. Sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the comedic brilliance as they dive deep into the topic of Father's Day. Koj passionately believes that every father deserves a Happy Father's Day, but Tmt is here to challenge that notion with his own unique perspective. Brace yourself for an uproarious debate that will keep you in stitches. Meanwhile, Mayowa adds his own twist by suggesting we celebrate Uncle's Day instead. The comedic chemistry between these three hosts is unbeatable! Hold onto your sides as the guys crank up the hilarity by discussing the outrageous idea of promising women not just marriage but... wait for it... pregnancy! Prepare for a sidesplitting rollercoaster of laughter as they explore the comedic absurdity of such promises. But the comedy train doesn't stop there! Tmt shares his grand vision for his wedding ceremony—a miracle service hosted by none other than the legendary Benny Hinn. The mental image alone is enough to induce uncontrollable laughter. And very unusually, Mayowa manages to change the topic TWICE as he tries to prevent us from getting canceled. To add more spice to the laughter stew, the hosts dive into the latest Tinubu TikTok pack, sharing their takes and dissecting the humor behind it. And if that's not enough, they even contemplate the audacious idea of potentially breaking the world record for the longest podcast episode. Prepare for an absolute comedy marathon that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. If you're on the hunt for a side-splitting Nigerian comedy podcast, look no further. Tune in to this uproarious episode of the top Nigerian comedy podcast and prepare to laugh your heart out. It's comedy gold that you won't want to miss! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/20/202358 minutes, 28 seconds
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Episode 145: "Does Your Podcast Make Money? Go Money > Audio Money"

The second Submaroach Episode of the week is brought to you by GoMoney. Download the app: https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Get ready to burst into laughter with the hilarious trio of Koj, Tmt, and Mayowa on their side-splitting Nigerian podcast! If you're on the lookout for funny Nigerian podcasts and comedians, look no further. In this uproarious episode, Tmt takes a swipe at P-Square, while Koj fiercely defends his beloved Omole Estate boys. The banter is top-notch and the arguments are hilarious, making it a must-listen for fans of Nigerian music and comedy. But that's not all! They have a special guest who paid to be on the show - Nnamdi Ehirim, the talented author of the sensational book "Prince of Monkeys" and Head of Finance & Strategy at the renowned GoMoney digital bank. This episode promises laughter and entertainment in abundance! Join the trio as they dive into the exciting world of fintech and explore Nnamdi's journey as a published author. They delve into the captivating details of his first book, "Prince of Monkeys," which has captured the hearts of readers everywhere. They also share uproarious stories about their experiences at Shrine, the iconic venue known for its legendary performances by Femi Kuti and Made Kuti. Discover how Shrine's infectious rhythms shaped Nnamdi's childhood and influenced his remarkable literary work. And don't miss out on their lively discussion about GoMoney, the sponsors of today's episode. Learn all about their unique vision, what sets them apart, and why they should be your preferred banking choice. If you're in search of a funny Nigerian podcast featuring talented comedians and entertaining conversations, tune in to this hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach. Prepare to laugh uncontrollably and be entertained from start to finish! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/15/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 43 seconds
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Episode 144: "Your Son Is A Delicacy To Us"

Young Nigerians/Africans looking for internships or graduate jobs? You want to check out app.hireme.net. The best platform for young people to kickstart their careers. On this episode, the boys get into: TMT being the Ibadan Messiah TMT's many Uncles Emefiele getting arrested Tinubu slandering pomo Not caring if Tinubu makes a "good" president Tingo & Dozy's scam of a business Dog Lovers association vs Chef Hilda And a lot more... ENJOY!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/13/20231 hour, 25 minutes, 13 seconds
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Episode 143: "Trivia Boyz"

New episode alert! The boys play a hilarious trivia and talk about what they think happened this week in pop culture but mostly themselves. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/6/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 52 seconds
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Episode 142: "Ozempic Lives Matter"

Vote in the poll and leave a comment! Hireme.net --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/30/20231 hour, 21 minutes, 54 seconds
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Episode 141: "Pastor Tobi is an A&R"

Welcome to "Submarine and a Roach," the podcast where hosts Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj dive deep into intriguing and thought-provoking topics. In this episode, Tmt may be absent, but Koj and Mayowa have an engaging discussion lined up just for you. Tune in as Koj and Mayowa explore the fascinating world of relationships, revealing how RnB music can serve as the ultimate conduit for effective communication. Discover their unique perspective on not sharing your cherished interests with your partner, to protect them from potentially tarnishing the magic. Ever wondered why Mondays witness a surge in work absences? Prepare to be enlightened as our hosts delve into the number one culprit behind this phenomenon: hangovers. Unveiling hilarious anecdotes and relatable experiences, they shed light on the aftermath of weekend indulgences. Curiosity piqued by Tmt's absence? Join the discussion as Koj and Mayowa ponder whether Tmt's absence could be a sign of diarrhea. Mayowa shares a quirky tale of placing his phone in rice, only to have the phone unexpectedly absorb the rice! Tune in to find out more about this fascinating incident and the resulting consequences. In a digital age dominated by social media, Koj shares his brave decision to delete Twitter and Instagram. Uncover the motivations behind this bold move and explore the impact it has had on his life. Retirement may seem like a dream come true, but our hosts delve into the often-overlooked aspect of boredom that accompanies this newfound freedom. Discover their insights on navigating the uncharted territory of post-work life. Books and coloring books—two simple pleasures that offer endless avenues for relaxation and self-expression. Join Koj and Mayowa as they discuss the joys of these traditional pastimes and how they can enrich your daily routine. Prepare for laughter as Mayowa reveals his aspiration to become a sugar daddy. Delve into his humorous take on this unconventional desire and discover what it truly means to him. Friendship and birthdays—two vital aspects of life that warrant attention. Our hosts share their perspectives on cultivating meaningful connections and the significance of celebrating milestones together. Finally, immerse yourself in the vibrant world of entertainment and social events as Koj and Mayowa recount their experiences at Seun Kuti's electrifying performance, The Zikoko Threesome, and Dele Momodu's unforgettable birthday bash! Don't miss out on this captivating episode of "Submarine and a Roach" featuring Koj and Mayowa. Prepare for laughter, introspection, and a rollercoaster of emotions as they explore topics that will keep you hooked from start to finish. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/22/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 27 seconds
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Episode 140: "On Your Prostate We Shall Stand"

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/16/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 27 seconds
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Episode 139: "You Need Liver To Steal Kidney"

Welcome to the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach, where three of the most hilarious hosts on the Nigerian podcast scene - Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj - are back to discuss the craziest topics this week. In this episode, Tmt shocks his friends by turning a new leaf and giving up his smoking and drinking habits. But his newfound love for home-cooked meals is making them nervous. Will his kitchen experiments be a recipe for disaster or a path to life-changing enlightenment? Next up, the team dives into UN Gate - the unbelievable story of Yetunde, who made up a fake story about speaking at the United Nations. But was it really just a Q&A session? Koj and Mayowa discuss the Culture Custodian article on the issue, while Tmt tries to come up with his own fake news. And if that's not enough, the trio takes on AY's terrible comedy special. From his racist jokes to his awkward delivery, they rip apart the performance like a well-cooked turkey. Finally, they wrap up with the shocking story of Ekweremadu and organ trafficking. Will they be able to keep their silliness down as they tackle this dark topic? Tune in to find out! So get ready to laugh, cry, and gasp in shock as Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj take you on a wild ride through the strangest topics of the day on Submarine and a Roach! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/8/20231 hour, 26 minutes, 33 seconds
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Episode 138: "Dele Momodu is a Runz Girl"

Think about the messiest person you know. It's a man that hosts Submaroach, right? On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys get into: Dying RnB songs about fighting for love Odunsi's tweet about making a pop comeback Their dress sizes Public Holidays in Nigeria What they would have got up to in the Garden of Eden A nasty story about shitting in boarding school Tmt says he no longer wants to talk about his family on the podcast Koj drops a hot-take about John Bellion and Ben Shapiro Rating Nigerian weddings on TikTok as content Tmt's group chat Dele Momodu's article praising Mike Adenuga on his 70th Birthday --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/1/202357 minutes, 57 seconds
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Episode 137: "I might be ready to be an uncle"

New episode! Old friends! New adventures! On this boys only Submaroach episode we discuss, 1. Hanging out with kids. 2. Airplane tantrums. 3. Fake wedding parties. 4. Koj's Kale salads and a bunch of other crazy things --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/25/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 44 seconds
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Episode 136: "Wife's Clothes on Close Friends"

More chaos from the chaos boys. Happy to be here to be your friends and get you through the week. Art is lyf. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/18/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 35 seconds
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Episode 135: "Grandfather Olympics"

Hello friends, listeners and ops, Although we may not love you all equally, we certainly strive to put out a quality of work so pure that the podcast is undeniable. This week we discuss the following: 1. Our grandads and the interesting lives they've led. 2. Post election politics. 3. Love is Blind (Season 4) 4. The Dalai Lama. and a ton of other fun stuff! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/11/20231 hour, 35 minutes, 42 seconds
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Episode 134: "Wicked People Be Fast Forwarding Our Ads"

Sorry for the delay! There's a detailed explanation 10 minutes into the episode. Love you guys! I'll never fuck up again, I promise. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/29/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 7 seconds
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Episode 133: "Erection Malpractice & Boner Suppression"

On this episode we decompress!! Happy listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/21/20231 hour, 36 minutes, 37 seconds
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Episode 133: "Erection Malpractice & Boner Suppression"

On this episode of Submaroach, we decompress from gubernatorial elections. Happy listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message
3/21/20231 hour, 57 minutes, 24 seconds
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Episode 132: "Jesus Christ is a Yoruba Man"

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the guys get into: Recent linkup between Nigerian business magnate Tony Elumelu and politician Bola Tinubu, they also get into how they would react how if they were offered Government appointments. Next, we take a look at the controversial Lagos State Governor Sanwo-Olu "twerking" during his second term campaign, and what it says about the intersection of politics and popular culture. Moving on to the entertainment world, we discuss the release of Creed III and what fans can expect from the latest instalment of the popular boxing franchise. But it's not all fun and games - we also examine our WAEC results. Finally, we turn our attention to the ongoing "culture wars" in the UK, and the role of sports personality Gary Lineker in the debate over free speech and cancel culture. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/14/20231 hour, 57 minutes, 27 seconds
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Episode 131: "Pearl Clutching"

Hey guys! This week your boys come through speaking their native tongue, talking life, comedy and  in a time of politics and football anddd  describing the wild weekends they had. Have great week and enjoy!  xxxx --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/7/202346 minutes, 32 seconds
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Episode 130: "There Was A Country"

This episode of the podcast is a walk down memory lane as we have a very special guest who takes us on a journey through time and space. Growing up in post-independence Nigeria was a unique experience that many of us may not be familiar with. Our guest, who lived through that period, shares with us the joys of what it was like to be a young person in Nigeria during that era. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
2/28/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 55 seconds
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Episode 129: "My name is Omolekan"

On this episode the whole gang shows up to discuss: 1. Homelessness 2. What we can say and can't say 3. Cannibals 4. our friends who are bad at dating also TMT debuts some new SubMaRoach music --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
2/21/20231 hour, 18 seconds
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Episode 128: "The Rich Kids of Nigerian Podcasting"

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys are joined by Adesuwa, host of The Dirty Lie Podcast and they all get into: Parents regretting their educating their children Protesting for civil rights How much it'll cost to be retired What it means to be rich in Nigeria Slut shaming and fat shaming Dating cousins Enjoy! Also, don't forget to use the #Submaroach to share your thoughts and opinions!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
2/15/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 24 seconds
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Episode 127: "Food and Politics ft Opeyemi Famakin"

On this episode TMT and Mayowa are joined by Nigeria's Biggest Food Critic, Opeyemi Famakin to discuss 1. Politics. 2. Restaurants.  3. The Grammys; 4.  and Portable (The rapper)....for some reason...... Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
2/8/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 19 seconds
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Episode 126: "Bonded by Depression"

On this episode of Submaroach, Tmt & Koj have a hilariously vulnerable conversation. Listen to them discuss: Overfamiliarity Death Threats Friendships Fathers Suicide and LOVE! Don't forget to share and use #Submaroach on all socials.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
2/1/20231 hour, 1 minute, 21 seconds
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Introducing "Problem Man" by TMT (Help me)

Hey guys,  TMT here. I kinda/sorta need your help launching my new Video Podcast "Problem Man".  If you're going through any funny/interesting dilemmas and need help figuring it out, I'm your man. What makes me qualified to be your problem man as opposed to a therapist?  Well, therapists only know about therapy.  I know about problems. I've had them and I've solved them.  So DM me voice message on twitter or Instagram and I'll call you back!  Heart emoji,  TMT --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
1/25/20231 minute, 32 seconds
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Episode 125: "Silver Spoon Suffering" ft WANI

In this especially chaotic episode of Submaroach, Mayowa and TMT talk to equally chaotic artist WANI and talk about  1. Leaving Nigeria to unlock your true self. 2. Dating and Love bombing. 3. and finally you get a super exclusive 1 minute clip of Wani's new song (which you get to name!) Enjoy!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
1/24/20231 hour, 50 minutes, 18 seconds
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Episode 124: "Toxic Masculinity Nearly Ended My Life"

This week on Submarine and A Roach, Koj is joined by his friend Emmanuel for a thrilling episode of #KOJandFriends! They get into a variety of topics: Lagos (Specifically navigating police men) Emmanuel tells a hilarious story about how he nearly loses his life Health and Car Insurance Race & Pay Disparities in the Workplace  And they wrap it up with a discussion on the audacity of bad guys!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
1/18/202358 minutes, 49 seconds
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Episode 123: "S.A.N - Senior Awoken Negro"

Happy New year guys!  We're here, we're back!  TMT and KOJ going down a rabbit hole of nonsense and kind of die in it.  It's pretty fun to listen to Enjoy!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
1/10/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 22 seconds
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Episode 122: "My mum works for NDLEA"

TMT is dead. Long live TMT!  This week, KOJ and Mayowa are joined by Ugo, Folake, and Kemi in the Submaroach studios and they discuss among other things (in true Submaroach fashion)  1. Craig David's supremacy  2. Drug use 3. Villain origin stories  4. The power of the internet Enjoy guys and see you next week! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
12/20/202255 minutes, 42 seconds
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Episode 121: "Thin, Long and Curved"

In this episode of Submarine and a Roach the boys debate morality and the fall of man through these particular topics. 1. Cuppy calling TMT hungry.   2. Navigating Lagos Markets as a straight black man.  3. The relationship between the podcast and TFC.  4. Political satire and it's risks.  Enjoy guys and see you next week! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
12/14/20221 hour, 13 minutes, 58 seconds
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Episode 120: "God bless Stephanie Coker"

Koj, Mayowa and TMT get into another session of wild ass conversations that skirt around popular culture but edge the gates of hell.  1. We take a relationship call from a listener! 2. We discuss Tinubu's recent lease of life! 3. The reception from our guest appearance on ISWIS and 4. FFK and his way with words! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
12/8/202255 minutes, 34 seconds
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Episode 119: "We had a secret show and we taped it"

Episode 119 features listeners of the podcast and we get into nonsense as usual. This episode ends abruptly but don't be alarmed!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/29/202248 minutes, 55 seconds
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Episode 118: “Show me your group chat and I’ll show you who you are”

Hey guys!  The boys are back and all in the same room for the first time in 4 years! They’re drinking, going to weddings and catching up with pop culture. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/25/20221 hour, 27 minutes, 30 seconds
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STFU by TMT

A little tune to help you deal with life and people.  *Lyrics* communication is a part of life, That doesn’t you have to come and talk to me, I don’t care if it’s good or bad advice, Your breath smells and I don’t wanna hear the truuuuuuuuuuuth, truuuuuuuuuuuth, You're so rudeeeeeeee,  rudeeeeeeeeeee, Hey!  Just STFU x9 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/21/20221 minute, 23 seconds
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Episode 117: "Bitches Dey This World Mehn"

😎 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/19/202259 minutes, 42 seconds
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Episode 116: "@bolu_ay a.k.a Jola's brother" #KOJandFriends

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, KOJ is joined by a TL fave and they get into: Interests and Hobbies Nigeria's Presidential elections Content creation and Nollywood Hating, Dirty Mackin' And navigating the world as a public figure --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/11/202250 minutes, 25 seconds
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Episode 115: "People Need to Stop Dying in Public, Please!!"

On this episode, it's just KOJ talking out his ass on various topics. Listen to him go on about: Canceling TMT and Mayowa for *ALLEGEDLY* celebrating independence day Reaching out to old friends and celebrating with them Jagaban and his Peloton aka Mr. Macaroni on a Bicycle  Crying over Manchester United Looking sexy in a Tuxedo Themed birthdays  How inconsiderate it is to die in public And he caps things off with a review of Yinka Bernie's New EP "Something New" --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/3/20221 hour, 46 seconds
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Episode 114: "The Luckiest Bodyguard"

This is Episode 114 with Mayowa, KOJ & Tmt and they get into: The Queen The Queen's Opps Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos' Opps The Headies Burna Disney Princesses And many many more!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/13/20221 hour, 16 minutes, 36 seconds
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Submaroach Presents: "How much does your boyfriend bench press"

I really hate that n-word --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/8/20223 minutes, 46 seconds
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Episode 113: "You Heard It Here First" (ft. AYLØ)

Submarine and A Roach x Aylø link up featuring: - Lagos yarns - Raising money as a creative - Album titles and themes - Marijuana etc. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/7/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 38 seconds
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Episode 112: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the oiliest of them all?"

Surprise Submarine and a roach drop! TMT talks to Donawon about how life and his career. How he went from Selling Dashiki’s in school to managing Tems to meeting Drake to fighting the Illuminati, We breakdown what it takes to do what he does and have fun doing it! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/4/20221 hour, 47 minutes, 16 seconds
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Episode 111: "I'm not in the mood for therapy"

Hi, Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the #1 Christian Podcast in Nigeria. Today's Sermon is brought to you by Pastor TMT and Pastor KOJ of Smooth, Creamy & Tight Ministries. Enjoy! #Submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/29/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 6 seconds
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Episode 110: "Sapa is a Crazy Thing and Crazy Things are Happening"

Koj and TMT run through their lives and world events in this funky hip new episode of your favourite podcast! Have a great week people! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/5/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 49 seconds
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Episode 109: "How do you feel about organ harvesting?"

Mayowa and TMT sit down and discuss: TMT's birthdat Tems at the BET Awards Mayowa’s Sojourn Glamour girls reviews and obviously, Organ Harvesting --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/29/202237 minutes, 43 seconds
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Episode 108: "Nigerian False Idol "

The Boys are back! KOJ, TMT AND MAYOWA TEAM UP TO DISCUSS: LOVE ISLAND MAYOWA'S ENCOUNTER WITH SANWOLU A BIT OF NAIJ POLITICS SOME MUSIC STUFF REAL HOUSEWIVES AND THEIR PERSONAL LIVES --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/20/20221 hour, 13 minutes, 4 seconds
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Episode 107: "Odogwu don't steal my wife"

Mayowa and TMT chop it about: Burna boy Drake dominance Nigerian Rap Twitter spaces/clubhouse How companies kill other companies --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/13/202256 minutes, 11 seconds
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Episode 106: "Love and War"

This week Mayowa and TMT talk politics, love and music! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/7/202251 minutes, 17 seconds
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Episode 105: "Nature vs NURTW"

Some of the boys are back to about nothing at all. We missed you. Hope you missed us too. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/31/202259 minutes, 20 seconds
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Episode 104: "Ibadan Man vs Alcohol, Alcohol Wins"

Ladies and Gentlemen, in the Blue Corner we have the Ibadan Stallion and in the Red Corner, we have a Bottle of Whiskey. Listen very closely to this episode of Submarine and A Roach and try count how many swigs of the bottle you hear while you listen to Tmt and Koj: - Catch up on their weekends - Future podcasting projects - Comedy - TMT's latest single - and Liam Neeson lmao --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/10/202245 minutes, 40 seconds
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Episode 103: "I Love Stealing Lighters" ft @niyiokeowo

New episode alert.!!!!🚨🚨🚨 TMT returns from his suspension with a new friend, multidisciplinary artist and creative mercenary Niyi Okeowo and they get into: 1. Nigerian childhoods. 2. The music they love. 3. The movies that shaped them. 4. The power of love Link in bio --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/3/20221 hour, 54 minutes, 25 seconds
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Episode 102: "Elon Musk - African Giant or AG Baby for Short"

Submarine and A Roach babyy! It's late but like it's still Tuesday in North America. Listen to Mayowa & KOJ get into: - TMT's suspension from the podcast - Elon Musk buying Twitter - Jack Dorsey having two jobs like he founded Flutterwave - Having $46 Billion - Nigeria's Presidential Elections, and - Having friends that are opps --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/26/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 42 seconds
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Easter Bonus: "F R I E N D S"

Easter Break but we couldn't leave you guys hanging. The content a couple weeks old but the jokes are fresh af! Tap in and listen to us discuss: - Rema's "I only make music with my friends" video - Rema being the hardest artist out of naij right now - Verifying your Lagos street credibility - Asake ft Burna --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/20/202251 minutes, 20 seconds
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Episode 101: "That VS #eChoke" ft @TeezeeDRB

Episode 101 - Introduction To Episodes (Jk jk!) We have Teezee in the house and we get into a yaaaarrrnnnzzzzz: - Viagra - Dick Waffles - Dick Measurements - Real Housewives of Lagos - Fatherhood - The Grammy's - Will Smith's Oscar Ban & KOJ has a TON of questions for the guest! Tap IN! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/12/20222 hours, 1 minute, 12 seconds
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Episode 100: "For Your Consideration" ft @tosanwilts

On the 100th Episode of the Podcast, we're joined by Tosan Wilts, a long time friend of the pod and radio personality. He helps the team achieve GOAT status as they discuss 1. Nigeria in the world cup 2. Run ins with Lagos drivers 3. The Grammys and a bunch of other random things! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/5/20221 hour, 16 minutes, 32 seconds
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Episode 99: "TmtIsFresh? Haven't Heard That Name In Years"

I say episode 98 a bunch but it's actually 99. On this episode, we get into: - Loiter Squad - Music Listening Habits - Educating Yourself Outside of Books - Will Smith and Chris Rock - Marriage and Being 30+ Get into it... yuh! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/29/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 5 seconds
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Episode 98: "Emperor's New Bros"

Episode 98 ya bish! Enjoy --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/22/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 23 seconds
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Episode 97 "No, Not This One"

This is not the Santi episode but it's close. On this episode, it's just Tmt & Koj cos logistics ya feel me? On Ep97 this episode: - Coming of age - World War 3 - Deleting things from past relationships - Lots of innuendos - TWO Uber sex twitter threads (just listen mahn, there's more stuff I can't remember) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/15/202257 minutes, 20 seconds
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Episode 96: "Don't let Yasmin design the Submaroach Tats"

Hey pals! In this therapy session the trio discuss: - Kanye - Davido - Getting tattoos - Vices - Getting fits off --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/8/20221 hour, 22 minutes, 37 seconds
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Episode 95: "This Is 93's Best On Your 95th Episode" (ft. @freshldrb)

Better late than never but like! This is as chaotic as it gets, as usual, we get into bare tings! We get into: - World War 3 (Who wants to know what JA RULE?) - All the things Fresh put the game on - Fresh's PA search - Fresh's lyrics - DRB - And THAT famous tweet. But like more still! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/2/20221 hour, 36 minutes, 29 seconds
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Episode 95: "This is 93's Best on Your 95th Episode" (ft. @FreshLDRB) [Trailer]

This is a trailer for Episode 95 featuring Fresh L. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/1/20225 minutes, 56 seconds
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Hater Of The Year ft EmmaJ

No episode this week but we couldn't leave you without a lil sumn sumn. This one is for the haters! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
2/22/20223 minutes, 13 seconds
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Episode 94 "Make Nollywood Actresses Sing Again (MAGA)"

It's late but on my COUNTRY(cos this ain't got shit to do with my momma) this shit is worth every second you spent drooling over it. We kick things off with a special number to set the pace for an eventful episode 94, where we discuss: - Adesua Etomi's new song and video - Age Shaming - Tmt's Moustache - Mayowa's many many Sunday visitor - What it meant to be bad in Secondary School Mahn, this is only 20 minutes and honestly, I'm tired of typing, listen tho! Shit slaps like mo'fucka! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
2/16/20221 hour, 18 minutes, 9 seconds
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Episode 93: "Mayowa is the only person that has caught Ire Balogun"

Mayowa, Koj and TMT discuss 1. Reno Omokiri 2. Door 2 door sales 3. The "talk" 4. Tiktok for kids 5. Scammers --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
2/9/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 4 seconds
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Episode 92: "God Proposes, Man Disposes"

There are 2 peculiar phrases on this episode "Spectacular Privilege" & "Genitalia Gerrymandering". Besides this mastery of the English language, we get into gospel music, politics, foreign diplomacy and preeing IG baddies. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
2/1/20221 hour, 37 minutes, 38 seconds
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Episode 91: "Sunday Morning, Collecting BJ In Osapa London"

S/o 2 all the real fuckers worldwide. Submarine and a Roach episode 91 is one for the books, we start off talking celebrity rights with Martin Luther Kanye and reimagine HipHop as standup comedy. We examine our parents' worldviews vs ours, get into some big pharma propaganda, and dissect International Relations through the lens of Pan Africanism (lmao. Stop playing, we didn't do that!). Oh and there's some butt stuff! 🙈 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
1/25/20221 hour, 13 minutes, 2 seconds
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Episode 90: "I Was Chased By A Mad Woman In Lekki" (ft. @abbaTmakama)

Ladies and Gentlemen, this week we're joined by filmmaker Abba Makama and we get into: - Mummy G.O - Nollywood - Juju - Hot Sauce and there's mad Submaroach randomness. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
1/18/20221 hour, 26 minutes, 38 seconds
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Episode 89: "Mayowa & Google Vs TMT & Dry Gin"

This Episode is dedicated to everyone we do the poddy for. As usual, it's a rollercoaster of a conversation but we get somewhere eventually. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
1/11/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 7 seconds
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Episode 88: "I Don't Plan On Being Better This Year"

Welcome to 2022! Ain't shit changed but we're here and we're happy to be back podding. On this episode, the guys discuss: - The Nigeria-Ghana music industries - A lack of consequences for bad behavior - COVID Mandates and a lot of other random yarns. Also, Koj might have had some sort of meltdown? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
1/4/20221 hour, 53 minutes, 59 seconds
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Episode 87: "Crackercature" (ft. @tabithapls)

KOJ and TMT and joined by Tabi who helps them come to terms with certain realities --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
12/7/20211 hour, 23 minutes, 26 seconds
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Episode 86: "Kidnappings > Children Sleeping" (ft. @SGaWD01 & @LeMav_)

On this episode, Tmt and Koj are joined by SWAGD and LeMav, and the 4 of them run riot. Get into it! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/30/20212 hours, 9 minutes, 32 seconds
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Episode 85: "Get A Nice Job, Marry A Good Wife And Raise Some Boring Kids" (ft. @jessjessfinesse)

On this episode, we're joined by the coolest babe in Lagos. We discuss being a creative in Lagos, Davido's guap, friendships, and a whole lot more!! Tap In!! Live show tickets: tix.africa/sroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/23/20211 hour, 36 minutes, 59 seconds
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Episode 84: "Abacha? It's Giving Snow White" (ft. @CruisingOutwest)

This episode is a continuation of our crossover with Cruising Outwest. We discuss lots of music, pop culture and enjoy hearty laughs! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/16/20211 hour, 40 minutes, 48 seconds
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Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino)

Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino) by Submarine And A Roach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/10/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 7 seconds
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Episode 82: "Yoruba Men! They Cum Fast, They Run Fast"

If you read this bio, tweet "They Run Fast and They Come Fast #Submaroach!" --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/2/20211 hour, 38 minutes, 15 seconds
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Episode 81: "Women get the ick......and stay" ft @adhnok

Your favourite boys are joined by two other boys as they discuss and breakdown Nigerian pop culture sensibilities --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/26/20211 hour, 37 minutes, 32 seconds
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Episode 80: "The Devil is a Virgin" ft @chinasa_anukam

Easily one of the funniest episodes in Nigerian podcasting history. The lads are joined by Comedian and Super Creative Chinasa who brings "chaotic-balance" to our very crazy ship. We discuss comedy, Nollywood, parents and grandparents, and the patriarchy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/19/20211 hour, 46 minutes, 16 seconds
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Episode 79: "Everyone's Maid Was A Witch in The 90s"

You know how it goes already! Just some cute niggas keeping it cute discussing all things pop culture. We talk, Tiwa Savage, Sexual Deviancy, Hating Injections, and a whole lot more! Tune in! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/12/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 17 seconds
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Episode 78: “Citrus Burst”

Episode 78: “Citrus Burst” by Submarine And A Roach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/6/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 2 seconds
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Episode 77: "DJ Cuppy vs Jesus Christ"

The funniest Nigerians on the internet are back again with another week of (you guessed it)... BANTER! On this episode we discuss: - Horny Dudes - House Parties - Religion - DJ Cuppy - The Nigerian Government... And a whole lot more!! Get into it (yuh!!) Don't forget to use the hashtag #Submaroach across socials. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/28/20211 hour, 37 minutes, 46 seconds
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Episode 76: "BBL vs LLB"

KOJ and TMT discuss what they've been up to and who they're down for. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/21/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 23 seconds
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Episode 75: "I'm going to Sexplode"

The boys talk music, love, sex and.........sigh.....Ice Prince? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/14/20211 hour, 22 minutes, 10 seconds
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Episode 74: "Return of The DIrector of Cums"

Guess whose back? Guess whose back? Guess whose back? Guess whose back? GoFundMe link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-tayo-beat-medullary-thyroid-cancer?utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/7/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 24 seconds
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Episode 73: "The TMT Show"

Episode 73: "The TMT Show" by Submarine And A Roach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/31/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 57 seconds
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Episode 72: "Sister Slayer"

On this episode the guys go down memory lane, discussing iconic Nigerian ads from their childhood. Other topics include: - The Tiffany Diamond - Getting Nervous Around Pretty Women - Incest... lmao Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/25/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 17 seconds
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Episode 71: "Why You Being WEIRD To Me????"

Kidnappers and Misyarners, welcome to the podcast to end all podcasts! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/16/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 20 seconds
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Episode 70: "Only Wildlings Live After Lekki Phase 1"

2 sexy niggas just talking that sexy talk! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/10/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 51 seconds
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Episode 69: "Meat Talk"

Episode 69: "Meat Talk" by Submarine And A Roach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/4/20211 hour, 22 minutes, 6 seconds
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Episode 68: "Who TF calls Rema Godzilla?"

Another Banger! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/27/20211 hour, 18 minutes, 29 seconds
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Episode 67: "Who is in the Garden?"

Drunk stories, star signs, and KSA in the garden. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/20/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 9 seconds
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Episode 66: "Papa Escobar"

Don't forget to use the hashtag #Submaroach! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/12/20211 hour, 34 minutes, 17 seconds
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Episode 65: "Car Sex, Kinda Sore"

Sports, Big Brother, Buhari, more Car Sex, WOKE Takes lmao! Enjoy. Also use the hashtag #Submaroach to share memorable bits. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/6/20211 hour, 34 minutes, 44 seconds
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Episode 64: "Car Sex Connoisseur"

On this episode, we discuss sex, relationships, and decision-making as grown-ass adults. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/30/20211 hour, 18 seconds
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Episode 63: "Low Hanging Fruit"

Honestly the last time we put out 3 podcasts in a row... tbh we don't remember. Enjoy though!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/22/20211 hour, 28 minutes, 16 seconds
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Episode 62: "This Episode is sponsored by Planned Parenthood"

Back 2 Back episodes like we promised. The general consensus post recording was "that was really good", so tweet us and let us know your thoughts. On this episode, we discuss : - Mayowa's pregnancy and how we're going to finance it as a podcast - Being the GOAT podcast - Social Media & Post Breakup Etiquette and some of other shit mahn, find out lol --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/14/202158 minutes, 34 seconds
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Episode 61: "Celebrity Fight Club"

We're back again! Hopefully for good this time. TMT KOJ and Mayowa return to the greatest podcast made by 3 Yoruba guys in their late 20's. We have fun discussing celebrity fights, Villain origin stories and life. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/9/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 35 seconds
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Episode 60: "In 2017, my Uber driver lied to me for 25 mins straight"

On this episode, we ride with KOJ in his 2017 Uber on the way to the club. KOJ's driver shares a 5-star story. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
1/12/202121 minutes, 21 seconds
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Episode 59: "TMT Is A BAD Person"

Back2Back Submaroach? It's not Christmas but it sure as hell feels like it. P.S There's A LOT of unnecessary singing on this episode. Sorry! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/17/20201 hour, 2 minutes, 35 seconds
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Episode 58: "Everybody Gonna Catch This Accountability"

The Boys are back and they discuss Nigeria, Nigerian Music, Nigerian Grandparents, and some other one Nigeria related topics. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/12/20201 hour, 23 minutes, 32 seconds
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Scammarine & A Love (Run It Up)

Love Scams because Love is a Scam #DontLeaveMe --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/5/20202 minutes, 42 seconds
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Episode 57: Director Of Cum(s)

MAYOWA IS BACK and his NEW JOB is NASTY!! Get into this new episode where the boys throw it back with the original cast!! We talk OnlyFans, HushPuppi, Nigeria, and some other stuff!! Enjoy --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/12/20201 hour, 5 minutes, 11 seconds
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"Broke Up W/ Naija"

NEW SUBMARINE AND A ROACH MUSIC: BROKE UP WITH NAIJA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/26/20203 minutes, 15 seconds
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Episode 56: "The Racism In Madonna's Kitchen" ft @Tabiyonce

Today's episode touches on social justice and the we get to experience the lads through a different lens as guest Tabiyonce asks KOJ and TMT a couple questions. Enjoy!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/21/20201 hour, 37 minutes, 50 seconds
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Episode 55: "Ma, You Fine! But Your #WipeItDown Is Off Beat"

TMT raps and sings, KOJ does spoken word. The range, THE RANGE!!! On this episode the guys tell stories about dishonesty. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/27/202048 minutes, 28 seconds
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Episode 54: "BURNA BOY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD"

BURNA IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD. WATCH OUT FOR THE BABY GIANT BUJU. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/5/202054 minutes, 39 seconds
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In These Times V

This was supposed to be a test run ... but vibes mahn! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/26/202019 minutes, 32 seconds
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"In These Times IV"

Social distancing as friends --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/20/202033 minutes, 17 seconds
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Penis Punish. Penance?

Digging into archives cos delays are bound to happen #InTheseTimes --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/19/202012 minutes, 23 seconds
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"In These Times III"

Bring the "From Home", keep the "Work"! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/18/202012 minutes, 50 seconds
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"In These Times II"

Work from home day 2 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/17/202013 minutes, 16 seconds
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"In These Times"

A new dawn --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/16/20209 minutes, 38 seconds
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Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread"

Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread" by Submarine And A Roach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
12/9/20191 hour, 29 seconds
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Episode 52: "I Like Fucking And My Bitches Call Me Fucker"

What starts off as a timeline interaction, turns into a phone call and then an episode of the podcast. Listen to TMT and KOJ talk about absolutely nothing and everything at the same time, in this artistic expression of comedic rambling. Haha! How full of shit was that description? Enjoy friends! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/30/201957 minutes, 35 seconds
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Episode 51: "Your waist? Cutie"

Episode 51 features guest co-host, Lami from the Wheel It Podcast. On this episode, we discuss music, Love Island and male-to-male compliments. Lol. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/8/20191 hour, 7 minutes, 28 seconds
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Episode 50: "One Thing I Will Not Be Purchasing On Al Gore's Internet is Dick Drugs"

For episode 50, we have an OG Submaroach episode with just TMT and KOJ. The lads discuss LOADS(wink) of things including; the United Kingdom and it's mediocre society (SHOTS!), parenting, TMT's tinder escapades and ways to avoid nutting early, and a couple other things. Indulge! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/24/20191 hour, 2 minutes, 21 seconds
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Episode 49: "Igbo Women Don't Drink Beer, They Drink Stout"

On this episode, we follow up on Elizabeth Holmes and she inspires a conversation on some big Nigerian scams. We also discuss slavery, KOJ mentions being taught about the pros and cons of masturbation in JS2 Integrated Science and TMT pushes an Igbo woman agenda. Please pay close attention to the time marks: 7:32 & 52:23. Now tweet at TMT and call him a liar. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/23/20191 hour, 40 seconds
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Episode 48: "Jungle Fever & Other Racist Stories"

On this episode, KOJ joins Mayowa in self-employment and the boys delve into some more wyt people content, specifically wyt women. They also discuss Burna Boy's Sway interview and pay their respects to Nipsey Hussle. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/16/20191 hour, 2 minutes, 8 seconds
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Episode 47: "Martin Luther KOJ" ft. Exclusive Music from AYLØ

On this Episode KOJ reveals he intends to be the next MLK Jr. and shares his reasons. Mayowa fires his staff for not reading a book, talk about becoming the boss you hate. And TMT reveals to the world the dangers of beating your meat without tender love and care. ALSO we have a Submarine and Roach Music Exclusive: Alive and Breathing by AYLØ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/27/201944 minutes, 27 seconds
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EPisode 46: "Clean Mayowa vs Dirty TMT"

Shit was talked, talked was shat. TMT is a dirty boy, Mayowa is a clean boy and KOJ pretends to be wholesome. The boys discuss Tribes, The Nigerian Elections, R. Kelly, Tristan Thompson, and "cheating". --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/5/20191 hour, 5 seconds
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Episode 45: "Knock It Off"

Episode 45 of the podcast features Tomi (TMT's nemesis), but this time it's more love than war. The lads recap their Christmas rendezvous, discuss Godly and ungodly sex in the Nigerian marital home and come to the conclusion that being in your child's life is to the detriment of your swags. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
1/7/20191 hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds
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Episode 44: "The Person That Stole BOJ's Loud Listens To This Podcast"

Peak Submarine and A Roach, this episode is full of random banter. Listen to the lads give their takes on the whereabouts of BOJ's loud, YahooYahoo, bad habits, and some other other shit. Mayowa also tries his hardest to get shot and eventually attempts to pin the snitching on KOJ. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/26/201859 minutes, 13 seconds
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Episode 42: "Does Your Job Involve Choking On Spit?"

On this episode, we discuss: Nigeria, Davido's NYSC experience, and some random ass shit (No surprise). Also, Senator Bingo dies in hospital from his gunshot injury (R.I.P). --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/5/201854 minutes, 24 seconds
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Submaroach To Go: "Electrified"

Senator Bingo & Senator Wayne are refused entry into the Senate and stupidity ensues. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/15/20183 minutes, 37 seconds
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Episode 41: "Don't Bite The Back That Backs You"

Still on their Hollywood steez and realizing acting isn't beans, the boys follow-up last week's episode with another sketch. They also discuss some Pop Culture and share tips on how millennials can raise kids on a budget. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/8/201845 minutes, 43 seconds
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Episode 40: "Coffin For Two"

Welcome back! The boys have gone Hollywood and picked up voice acting careers! On this episode, ancestry is traced, cancel culture is discussed and you receive tips on gentlemen you should never brawl with. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/1/201844 minutes, 26 seconds
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Episode 39: "I'm Never Going To Be Bored Again"

You will never hear another submaroach episode like this again. Bunch of nasty niggas, smh. Don't listen to this shit, bye! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/16/201849 minutes, 44 seconds
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Episode 38: "Your Wife Is Very Delicious"

Sexing Neighbors, Drake, Kanye West, North Korea, these are a few of our talking points. Mayowa's back on the podcast this week too, enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/9/201855 minutes, 25 seconds
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Episode 37: "Schlong Talk, Short Episode"

On this episode, TMT & KOJ catch up and discuss how Buhari's comments have been justified by WizKid. They also speculate over WizKid's seemingly nonchalant approach to international commitments, give their opinions on the DAZED list and they also really want to know how to look fly on the cheap in Lagos!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/4/201839 minutes, 49 seconds
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Episode 36: "Learn The Game, Lad"

On this episode, the guys share a couple funny stories. TMT talks about the joys of clubbing with female friends, KOJ recounts a woke-ish experience and the guys discuss whether or not it is possible to separate individuals from their jobs/positions they hold. As usual, there's a lot of random yarns!! Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/20/20181 hour, 11 seconds
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Episode 35: "We've Got Bananas, Avocados and Cameroon"

How should best friends navigate falling in love with the same person? Love doctor TMT takes the podcast to school on avoiding sticky situations. KOJ seeks clarity on his strange dreams, Mayowa has a hot date and we stay ignant on our African facts. #Oops! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
3/7/201853 minutes, 52 seconds
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Episode 34: "Who Am I?" - Toke Makinwa

On this episode, Mayowa rejoins the crew as they explore Nigerian literature, inspired by Toke Makinwa and the contemporary art/fashion scene in Nigeria. KOJ explains why he wears glasses sometimes and TMT shares his New Year (February) resolutions. Don't be alarmed, KOJ isn't deaf. We faced a ton of difficulties recording this episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
2/28/201841 minutes, 26 seconds
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Episode 33: "Marry a Yoruba Woman from a Good Home That We Respect"

TMT and Koj catch up on the podcast after not recording for over a month. Banter, banter, cocaine and some pop culture! Enjoy. Alsooo listen out for this week's $100 ASOS giveaway. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
2/21/201858 minutes, 12 seconds
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Episode 32: "My Butthole Has Been On Fire Lately"

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Back to Back guest hosts and once again, our guest attempts to flame TMT. Tomi is in the house and he joins the gang as they discuss buttholes, how they spent Christmas and a bunch of other stuff. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
1/7/20181 hour, 9 minutes, 10 seconds
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Episode 31: "Obviously Something Kind of Obvious"

It's been a minute and we couldn't see out 2017 without wishing our fam a Merry Christmas. On this episode TMT & KOJ are joined by guest co-host Mide, and they discuss random google searches, concerts in Lagos and a whole lot more. KOJ gives a super convincing take on "cheating" being excusable when you're depressed, Mide tells us about how she creeped Rihanna out and TMT explains to us why we should beware of Trojan condoms. Happy holidays guys and love always! #Submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
12/24/201754 minutes, 26 seconds
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Episode 30: "An Invitation To Treat Is Not An Offer"

TMT gives an epic speech and KOJ can't pronounce Sagittarius. This episode we continue the Hollywood discussion on a personal level and talk about a whole lot of nothing. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/15/201750 minutes, 52 seconds
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Episode 29: "Niggas Rhyme Fresh L w/ FreshL, Amazing!"

The boys are back on their bullshit! TMT is back from holiday, KOJ is no longer ashy and Mayowa is getting his money up for his Xmas P. The topics on this episode range from women to hip-hop, Hollywood's scariest Halloween and a whole lot more. In the words of Jigga: WHAT YOU WANT US TO DO? WE SORRY, WE BACK! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
11/4/20171 hour, 2 minutes, 14 seconds
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EPISODE 28: "You Got Groupies Ma Nigga?" (ft. @Fasina28)

Fasina is in the house! And he joins TMT & Koj as they discuss culture shock, the realness behind his music and paying your dues as an artist vs. paying your way through. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/3/20171 hour, 6 minutes, 33 seconds
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EPISODE 27: "For Ajebutters, By Ajebutters" ft. @odunsitheengine

KOJ & TMT are joined by Odunsi and they discuss the relationship between Nigeria and Ghana. Odunsi sheds light on the importance of having a filter in the Nigerian Entertainment Industry and Mr Eazi, our favorite reoccurring character after Dino Melaye comes up. The guys also compare the first generation of Nigerian pop artists to the "new wave" and end up on Odunsi's Top 5 Nigerian producers. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/26/20171 hour, 6 minutes, 16 seconds
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EPISODE 26: "Mr. Eazi vs Cultural Appropriation"

We back, we back! And we're pushing the #TalkYourShit agenda. The boys share their opinions on the Loose Talk episode with M.I Abaga, they also have questions for his stylist (Simi's stylist too). They discuss poorly executed shit talking and can't talk about "talking your shit" without referencing Mr. Eazi and his takes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/12/20171 hour, 6 seconds
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KOJ is 19 & Over

Rock with KOJ as he listens to Yinka Bernie's new project "19 & Over". Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/9/201736 minutes, 51 seconds
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EPISODE 25: "Ghetto Heaven, Gentrified Heaven"

What's your preferred post-death scenario? The boys talk about the after-life and KOJ shares a story idea that inspired the week's theme. The conversation drifts to sex education and TMT discusses the implications of making jokes at the expense of others. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/16/201758 minutes, 19 seconds
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EPISODE 24: “WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE”

Today's episode includes A LOT of snitching, as one of the boys reveals his true character. We go on to discuss entitlement amongst creatives and how certain movements appear to be more For The Currency than For The Culture. The discussion takes an unexpected turn as the lads delve into race relations and paranoia sets in ... WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/3/20171 hour, 6 minutes, 10 seconds
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EPISODE 23: "FELA COULDN'T SING FOR SHIT, DAWG" (ft. @SChubbz)

Episode 23 features Seni, Editor-in-Chief of The Native Magazine and we discuss everything from music, to journalism in Nigeria and (a lack of) activism in the Afrobeats scene. Additionally, we talk about the longevity of the "New Age Cats" (e.g. Santi, Nonso & Odunsi) and whether or not artists should run commentary on the industry. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/1/20171 hour, 32 minutes, 23 seconds
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EPISODE 22: "If You've Had A Child For Me, Fuck Off"

Tmt, Koj & Mayowa discuss Mr. Robert Sylvester Kelly and whether or not to separate problematic artists from their art. It's also been an eventful week, as Tmt & Mayowa both got into different car accidents at the same spot, on the same day. Additionally, they touch on Blackness and the need to be hyper-successful; and Koj calls Tmt out on his name dropping antcis. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/24/201758 minutes, 39 seconds
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EPISODE 21: "Did You Bring Your Dick Out?"

TMT's oldest friend Jibs is this episode's guest. The guys talk about the competitive nature of education in Nigeria and lengths people would go to top their class. KOJ gives self-defense tips, TMT lets out his inner Yoruba boy with an H-factor slip and Mayowa tries and fails to whisper. As per usual pop-culture is discussed and the guys give their take on #LagosBigBoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/3/201756 minutes, 4 seconds
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EPISODE 20: "Better Call TMT"

Do people actually change? On this episode, the guys discuss whether or not human beings can turn new leaves. TMT talks about how he constantly gets stolen from and the thrills of being a 6'6 street fighter. As per usual, they run commentary on the Nigerian music scene and share their (not so) different takes. Also if you're looking for tips on how to launder money, TMT Goodman has some advice for you. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/28/20171 hour, 3 seconds
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KOJ's Virtuoso Experience

On this really short episode, KOJ breaks down his track by track experience listening to Genio Bambino's new project titled "Virtuoso". Listen, share and let KOJ know if you wanna rock with him on some more projects. Tweet KOJ at @Subma_Roach. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/30/201723 minutes, 34 seconds
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EPISODE 19: "KOJ The Friendly Ghost"

Do you guys even read these descriptions? Tweet #SubmaroachYesWeDo if we should bother continuing with these things. Bumboclaat! Jk! On this episode, KOJ seeks advice from the two worst people possible and the guys discuss whether or not everyone deserves an equal vote, as well as white people culture. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/24/201756 minutes, 49 seconds
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EPISODE 18: "Court Mama Fetish"

Uhmmmm... this episode is kind of weird. We talk about Mike Pence and his creepy love for horses, as well as his similarities to Emmanuel Macron. Mayowa tells us about his fetish for newly divorced women with kids, aka his Lil' Court Mama Fetish. KOJ sheds light on the "great" work Nigerians are doing in the diaspora and TMT raises awareness on how farts are probably destroying the earth. Enjoy?? Ha! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/16/201758 minutes, 27 seconds
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EPISODE 17: "Creeps and Blood"

On this episode, we discuss Burna Boy and his Brixton roots; WizKid and his new sound; The machine that is Davido; and the ethics of photography. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/9/20171 hour, 1 minute, 6 seconds
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EPISODE 16: "Sizwe Banzi is ... HIV positive? and other Contraceptive Stories"

Episode 3 features Phones, one of Tmt's best friends. Tmt talks about his holiday in South Africa and the opportunity cost of being a party animal, KOJ talks about infertility phobia and Phones opens up about getting fingered by corruption. They cover, women, love, sex, children, marriage, divorce and some more. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/24/201755 minutes, 34 seconds
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EPISODE 15: "Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Is The Douchiest Of Them All?"

On the second episode of the new season, the boys realize there's a little douchebag in all of us BUT there's only one King Douche and his name is TMT. They also reveal the Holy Trinity of Abusive Men and sell the greatness of the motherland, to our African American brothers and sisters trying to make the move back home. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/13/20171 hour, 6 minutes
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EPISODE 14: "Podcast? Nah, Retirement Plan"

The boys are back for Season Two!! And this time it's no longer a game, Koj is trying to quit his day job and he's trying to convince Tmt to do the same. Join the boys on their journey to liberation. It's lit! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/6/201750 minutes, 50 seconds
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EPISODE 13: "SEASON FINALE"

On the final episode of Season 1, we run commentary on happenings in Nigeria and let y'all know the direction for the Second Season. It's been so much fun doing this and we cannot thank you guys enough for listening. Love always and look out for more from Submarine And A Roach! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/19/201618 minutes, 37 seconds
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Episode 12: "F.R.I.E.N.D.S"

Real friends? How many of 'em? This week the boys are joined by Mayowa and they discuss friendships. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
10/5/201656 minutes, 30 seconds
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Episode 11: "Mark Zuckerberg has land in Banana Island".

This week the guys touch on everything. Personal Ls, National Ls, L-izabeth Holmes, Nigerian Music and a whole lot more. KOJ literally has a life changing moment on-air and TMT spills international secrets. Honestly if anything happens to us, the CIA did it. Special shoutout to Keksi for the Woke-spiration. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/22/20161 hour, 1 minute, 4 seconds
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Episode 10: "Fashunz"

The boys and their guests (Lola and Phones) talk about their personal style as well as Fashun Trendz in Gidi. We also briefly discuss the Ethiopian Olympic Swimmer at the beginning but that's neither here nor there. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
9/5/201656 minutes, 40 seconds
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Episode 9: "Queue Jumping Pie"

Tmt & Koj talk about marriage and the different types of spouses to stay away from. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
8/4/201640 minutes, 48 seconds
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Episode 8: "We Call Them Pies Now".

The sibling rivalry episode with Koj's brother, Keksi also features a brief discussion on "casual misogyny" and other things. Lmao --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/17/201657 minutes, 39 seconds
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Episode 7: "My Girlfriend's Braid"

Tmt, Koj and their guests (Walter & Dare) talk about their Nigerian Police experiences. The guys also ask Dare about his upcoming movie "Ojukokoro" and shout out to Young Underground Creatives in Nigeria. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
7/5/201656 minutes, 41 seconds
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Episode 6: "We Just Gist, Basically" (ft. @WJGBPodcast)

On this episode featuring WJGB, Koj, Tmt & the girls gist and share Customer Service experiences in Nigeria. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/27/201653 minutes, 27 seconds
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Episode 5: "M.I, Aki & Pawpaw"

Koj, Tmt & their guest Emperor run through a list of classic Nigerian albums and discuss Nigerian music in general. #WhoIsBlackMelon?? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/14/201643 minutes, 29 seconds
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Episode 4: "Pray Before Sin"

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! And really sorry for the loooong break (They really are, even though they don't exactly say it in the episode). This week they take on RELIGION! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
6/7/201647 minutes, 16 seconds
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Episode 3: "Open Day"

On this Episode Tmt & Koj discuss the ups and downs of attending the School of Hard Knocks a.k.a Nigeria High. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/15/201654 minutes, 52 seconds
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Episode 2: "Mad Food: Fury road"

Get your notepads out! On this culinary themed (well loosely themed)episode your friends and hosts talk about food..........and randomly mention M.I (the rapper) twice. Also Koj forgets to shout-out stuff......or at least thinks he does --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
5/2/201642 minutes, 5 seconds
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Episode 1: "It's Good Ex-ercise"

On the first episode of the podcast TMT and Kojo introduce Submarine And A Roach to the public and discuss their very first topic, Exes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
4/17/201637 minutes, 32 seconds