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Spit Or Swallow podcast

English, Comedy, 2 seasons, 117 episodes, 3 days 18 hours 11 minutes
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Celebrity guests join comedians Lou Conran & Sally-Anne Hayward for a chat  over a drinkiepoo of their choosing. Secrets & stories shared culminate in a final decision by Lou & Sally, as to whether their guests drink of choice is a spit or a swallow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.
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With...Sooz Kempner

This week the SOS bar open its doors to the fantastic Sooz Kempner !! Lou, Sally & discuss some of Sooz' funniest drunk moments and make a decision on wether Sooz' drink is a spit or swallow.Please Subscribe, Rate & ReviewMake sure to get tickets to Sooz' show "Sooz Kempner sings Kate Bush" coming up on the 15th March, details can be found here: https://www.outsavvy.com/event/18354/moments-of-pleasure-sooz-kempner-sings-kate-bush AND if that wasn't enough you can hear the FULL EPISODE which is over an hour long on our patreon page at www.patreon.com/spitorswallowpodcastThanks for listening Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i
27/02/202440 minutes 27 seconds
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With...Joe Wells

Lou and Sally open up the SOS bar once again for the very funny Joe Wells who has a very interesting drink choice this week... We of course hear some of Joe's drunk stories (or at least his wife's) and Joe tells us all about this early days of drinking.Please do check out Joe's upcoming shows and follow him on instagram @joewellscomedianAND if you enjoyed listening to this interview there is more of it! This is the public cut but if you want to hear the hour+ full interview plus many more perks head over to https://patreon.com/spitorswallowpodcastThanks for listening please subscribe, rate and review Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/02/202443 minutes 46 seconds
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With...Milton Jones

Lou and Sally are back this week with comedy legend Milton Jones as we hear some of Milton's drunk stories and w find out if his choice of Woodpecker cider is a spit or swallow??Please do check out Milton's upcoming shows all details can be found at his website: https://miltonjones.comAND if you enjoyed listening to this interview there is more of it! This is the public cut but if you want to hear the hour+ full interview plus many more perks head over to https://patreon.com/spitorswallowpodcastThanks for listening please subscribe, rate and review Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/02/202440 minutes 34 seconds
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With...Hannah Byczkowski

If you haven't had enough of a "Traitors" fix recently then you will definitely enjoy this brand new episode with former traitor Hannah Byczkowski !! Lou, Sally & discuss some of Hannah's funniest drunk moments and we get some insider info about Hannah's experience on the show.Please Subscribe, Rate & ReviewMake sure to check out Hannah's podcast: Ghost hunsAND if that wasn't enough you can hear the FULL EPISODE which is over an hour long on our patreon page at www.patreon.com/spitorswallowpodcastThanks for listening Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/01/202436 minutes 30 seconds
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81: With ... Chesney Hawkes

Oh be still our beating hearts, because the day has finally arrived... yes, it's the one and only CHESNEY HAWKS in the SOS bar! How did Lou and Sally-Anne manage to persuade this gentleman of 80s/90s pop to drink with them? You'll find out if you listen, and you'll also learn what tipple teenaged Chesney had before going on stage and it's definitely NOT what you are thinking.  As you can imagine our hosts get all unnecessary in the presence of such an idol and we guarantee you will too ... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/08/202256 minutes 37 seconds
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80: With ... Milo McCabe - AKA - Troy Hawke

This week patrons of the SOS bar can expect to be greeted in style as Lou and Sally-Anne are joined by the man behind Troy Hawke's smoking jacket, it's comedian Milo McCabe! Many of you would have seen Milo's brilliant Greeters Guild videos where his alter ego charms every man, woman and child in the vicinity as Troy, but WHO is Milo McCabe? What happens to him on a drunken night out? And who would be the best Benidorm bar hopping buddy... Milo or Troy? There's only one way to find out ....   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/08/202256 minutes 5 seconds
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79: With ... Barry Dodds

This week in the SOS bar, the spirits are flowing freely in one respect and not at all in others, as our guest stumps BOTH our hosts in their quest to find the booze of choice for the VERY FIRST TIME! But, fear not, as we hear plenty of tales of drunken exploits from guest Barry Dodds! We also pick-up the spirit shortfall by hearing some stories of spooky nights out and the time Barry when bump in the night at an Erasure concert!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/07/202240 minutes 33 seconds
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78: With ... Maisie Adam

It's a special occasion in the SOS bar, as not only is it the eve of one Lou Conran's birthday, but comedian Maisie Adam is here dishing out the Aperol Spritz and a load of drunk stories, that will make you long for the heady days of youth. CEO Sally-Anne manages to wax lyrical about her perfect Costco occasion, whilst Lou drinks enough Spritz for both of them and Maisie recounts stories of drunken tattoo mistakes .... HAPPY FRIDAY!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/07/202255 minutes 2 seconds
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77: With ... Patrick Monahan

Yes ladies and gentlemen hell hath frozen over, as not a drop passed Lou or Sally-Anne's lips for this episode. As you know we've had plenty of guests who no longer partake in the devil's juice, but in a first, this week's visitor to the SOS bar, has NEVER drank any alcohol! Yes, despite what some people may think when watching him on stage, comedian and lover of Earl Grey tea, Patrick Monahan has never imbibed an alcoholic beverage... that however, doesn't mean he's bereft of stories of being taken-up in the drunken exploits of others....  hide the super glue! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/07/202259 minutes 33 seconds
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76: With... Lindsey Santoro

What do you get when your guest has a false tooth, dead bird in the garden and a hankering for a bottle of Cherry B? Well Sally-Anne and Lou found out for us when they invited comedian Lindsey Santoro for a drink in the SOS bar!This episode serves as a cautionary tale of the effects drunken dancing may have on your dental health and why Cherry B should never be drank at three o'clock in the afternoon ...  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/07/202247 minutes 45 seconds
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75: With ... Wil Hodgeson

Propping-up the SOS bar this week is comedian, barber and Camden Hells aficionado Wil Hodgeson. Will has tale a plenty of overindulgence and may or may not have been inadvertently responsible for the demise of 'Mr Pickles', Lou and Sally-Anne are just grateful he didn't make them drink his home made cider !    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/07/202237 minutes 7 seconds
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74: With ... Jenny Collier

Joining Lou and Sally-Anne in the SOS bar this week is the utter delight, comedian Jenny Collier! Don't let appearances deceive you, Jenny is a force to be reckoned with after a sauvignon blanc or five, as many a bouncer has found out to their peril... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/06/202256 minutes 46 seconds
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73: With ... Carl Donnelly

Propping-up the SOS bar this week is comedian and cocktail maverick Carl Donnelly!And boy oh boy did his drink of choice hit the spot with our Lou and Sally-Anne, who despite the relatively early hour, got rather stuck-in, as you'll hear... I think listening back will be a revelation to *them* too ... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/06/20221 hour 4 minutes 23 seconds
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72: With ... Hal Cruttenden

This week in the SOS bar, Lou and Sally-Anne welcome Johnny Depp lookalike, Hal Cruttenden! Once you hear the episode, you'll also agree that comedian Hal bears from than a passing resemblance to Mr Depp and that it's NOT the IPA talking....  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/06/202255 minutes 53 seconds
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71: With ... Eddy Brimson

What happens when Lou and Sally-Anne get a last minute guest drop-out and pull their best damsels in distress faces? Well the G.C Himself rides in on his trusty steed, JD and coke in hand to save the day! Yes, it's him indoors his self, comedian, author and writer, Eddy Brimson, who gives all the gossip on what it's like to cohabit with Lou .... and it's worse than anyone could possibly imagine... buckle-up!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/06/202249 minutes 6 seconds
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70: With ... Samantha Baines

This week the SOS bar goes retro, with a taste of 80's paradise in Club Tropicana with the fantastic comedian, podcaster & author Samantha Baines! Yes, Lou and Sally-Anne go coconuts for Samantha's drink, Malibu and coke , the taste of which rekindles some memories of drunk nights past, Samantha also regales our hosts with stories of her time hosting Magic Mike Live, and doing unspeakable things in Channing Tatum's house... CHIN CHIN!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/05/202248 minutes 59 seconds
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69: With ... Gearoid Farrelly

The SOS bar doors burst open this week to welcome comedian Gearoid Farrelly for a bevvy or three with Lou and Sally-Anne. Gearoid has more than a couple of hilarious drunken tales to share and we also find out in this episode that Sally-Anne has a bedroom in every comedian's house in the country .... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/05/202252 minutes 13 seconds
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68: With ... Harriet Dyer

Joining Lou and Sally-Anne in the SOS bar this week is the epic comedian and force of nature, Harriet Dyer!Although the team aren't indulging in beverages of the alcoholic variety, they still get some juicy drunken stories out of their guest, whilst sipping an old Jamaican .... well, Sally-Anne opted for a middle class take on the drink, perhaps the role if CEO is finally going to her head! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/05/202256 minutes 38 seconds
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67: With ... Julian Deane

The SOS bar this week is an alcohol free zone as Lou and Sally-Anne, sip espresso with this week's guest comedian Julian Deane, who provides a cautionary tale as to how too much drink can set you on the wrong path in life. Although Julian is by no means SOS's first sober guest, he IS the first to be able to provide an insight at what happens if one is detained at Her Majesty's pleasure.... Oh dear.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/05/202251 minutes 13 seconds
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66: With ... Jarred Christmas

The SOS bar swings into action after a week long hiatus and Lou and Sally are full of vigour after resting their livers and so embraced the opportunity to quaff Baileys in the daytime with comedian and Irish cream liquor fan, Jarred Christmas! Despite starting his journey with booze rather late in life, Jarred certainly has some epic stories to tell, including some brilliant insights into A-list celebrities choice of interior design .... most of it NOT red wine friendly, ENJOY!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/04/202258 minutes 3 seconds
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65: With ... Tom Stade

This week Lou and Sally-Anne welcome a guest who has drunk many a bar dry and always has an outrageous story to show for it, its comedian and raconteur, Tom Stade! Although the trio was recording this episode in the AM, that didn't stop them from getting slightly squiffy on Tom's own take on the humble Bloody Mary... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/04/202246 minutes 36 seconds
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64: With ... OJ Borg

Lou and Sally-Anne have opened the SOS bar to welcome BBC Radio 2's very own OJ Borg, whose drink of choice is a spicy affair, which probably isn't a great idea to rub into your eye... no matter how much OJ asks you to! OJ's memories of past partying are reawakened and one story, in particular, is pretty easy on the ear... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/04/202251 minutes 17 seconds
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63: With... Hayley Ellis

Comedian Hayley Ellis joins Lou and Sally-Anne in the SOS bar!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/04/202256 minutes
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62: With... Paul McCaffrey

The SOS bar is OPEN and joining them to help with his jet lag (he'd just been to the Isle of Wight) is comedian, Paul McCaffrey!Although Paul no longer partakes in beverages of the alcoholic kind, he's had a fair few wayward moments, not least on an ill-advised school, trip... ill advised that they let him go...as you'll hear...  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/03/202253 minutes 39 seconds
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61: With ... Jess Robinson

Well, well, well, what a treat we have for you this week, as in the SOS bar is the wonderfully talented comedian, singer, and impressionist, Jess Robinson! Don't let appearances fool you, as Jess' Rolodex of drunk stories would give Shane MacGowan a run for his money, but it'll have you rushing out to buy a bottle of coffee-flavored tequila immediately!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/03/202243 minutes 54 seconds
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60: With ... Hannah George

Lou and Sally-Anne have opened the SOS bar to welcome a fellow podcaster, who has based their show around the art of appreciating a tipple or two, it's Hannah George from Drunk Women Solving Crime!This episode is a revelation for various reasons, Hannah's choice of drink, sinks in bedrooms, and a game of guess who the famous corpse was are all covered in full, so grab a crystal glass of Sourz and sip along with the gang.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/03/202257 minutes 37 seconds
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59: With ... Caimh McDonnell

Propping up the SOS bar this week with Lou and Sally-Anne is novelist Caimh McDonnell, whose back catalog of drunk stories reads like a holiday thriller and talking of holidays, this episode also gives fair warning to never get in a swimming pool at the same time as Lou... talk abut dark and stormy!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/03/202258 minutes 43 seconds
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58: With ... Josh Jones

Lou and Sally-Anne packed up the SOS bar and took it on the road so they could bring it to the wonderful Leicester Comedy festival!Joining them on stage to go through their catalogue of drunken misdemeanors is the hilarious Josh Jones, whose stories include losing body parts at a foam party and ending up in A&E after a fan-related incident....cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/02/202251 minutes 32 seconds
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57: With... Alex Lowe

What an epic week in the SOS bar, as Lou and Sally-Anne welcome the patronage of the one and only Alex Lowe! Alex is an actor and comedian many of you will know as Barry from Watford and Clinton Baptiste, but what many of you WON'T know is that he loves a Timothy Taylor and has hilarious drunk stories emanating every orifice... ENJOY!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/02/202258 minutes 4 seconds
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56: With ... Arabella Weir

Does my bar look big in this? Well, not as big as the laughs this week's guest provides as she guzzles English fizz alongside Lou and Sally-Anne. It's comedian, actor and writer, Arabella Weir!Arabella has a treasure trove of drunken exploits and has picked out a few trinkets to share with us, as well as some first-class tofu content...who are you calling middle class?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/02/202243 minutes 28 seconds
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55: With ... Stephen Bailey

Hang on to your hats guys, Lou and Sally-Anne are here again, and propping up the bar is the one and only Stephen Bailey. Even if you're not having a drink listening to this, you'll feel as if you've been on a week-long session, so you may as well crack one open and get involved! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/02/202254 minutes 1 second
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54: With... Matt Richardson

Hello Twinkle, Lou and Sally-Anne are still in that there London and were lucky enough to bump into the lovely Matt Richardson, who introduced them to a rather marvelous new cocktail (well new to them) and have a gossip about his recent time on Celebrity Coach Trip and his nemesis Honey G ... remember Honey G? Actually, there should be a cocktail called Honey G, someone invent it for us!Come and see the gals LIVE at the Leicester Comedy Festival on Sunday 6th Feb - info and tickets here: comedy-festival.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/01/202251 minutes 10 seconds
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53: SOS LIVE: With Seann Walsh

The SOS bar is open in that there London, yes Lou and Sally-Anne got on a National Express to meet up with their old chum, Seann Walsh, and have a look at his hairy ear. Seann attempted to educate our hosts on the joys of non-alcoholic Guinness ... have a listen to hear how you think that went down.Come and see SOS LIVE at the Leicester Comedy Festival on 6th February  2022 - https://comedy-festival.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/01/202246 minutes 49 seconds
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52: With ... Eleanor Tiernan

There's no such thing as Dry January in Lou and Sally-Anne's world as they fling open the doors to the first session in the SOS bar of 2022...although this week's drink is actually of the nonalcoholic variety (well it was before Lou got her hands on it anyway), as our fantastic guest comedian Eleanor Tiernan, has enough drunk stories from her party-loving past to keep us entertained for a lifetime! The chat dives from one hilarious misdemeanor to the next and as usual, we also hear a torrid take from a listener too! Lou and Sally-Anne will be at SOS LIVE at this year's Leicester Comedy Festival on 6th February at 4:30pm! Come and join the mayhem and get your tickets here: comedy-festival.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo
14/01/202247 minutes 9 seconds
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51: Merry Christmas!

Lou and Sally-Anne are off on their Christmas break, which basically means MORE alcohol, but this time unmonitored ... they have to clear space in their ever-expanding drinks cabinets to make way for all the AMAZING guests lined up in 2022! Guests like .... Seann Walsh (oooohhhh), guests like, Arabella Weir (ahhhhhh), and guests like, Matt Richardson (Nooooo Waaaaay)! Yes, loads more fun is already being lined-up for the new year so all that remains for us to say to a very MERRY Christmas and a Happy New Year! X Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/12/20213 minutes 23 seconds
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50: With ... Johnny Ball

It's CHRISTMAS (well it was when we recorded this anyway) and what's more festive than a vat of Crimbo punch and the legend that is Johnny Ball?!Yes, Lou and Sally-Anne have a Christmas treat for all you fabulous listeners, when they invited the legendary kids TV entertainer to pop into the SOS bar and share some brilliant yuletide tales of drunken debauchery, mainly thanks to the punch, a staple in his household every year - and now it can be a staple of yours too! Although, probably don't have too much on Christmas Eve, unless you want to sleep right through till Boxing Day that is....Merry Christmas Everyone! Cheers!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/12/202127 minutes 23 seconds
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49: With ... Christopher Walkey

This week is an education in SO many ways, as Lou and Sally-Anne welcome a man to the SOS bar who knows EVERYTHING there is to know about Champagne and sparkling wine, the founder of Glass of BubblyChristopher Walkey. As a wine correspondent and judge who carries one of the world’s biggest online following in the sparkling wine sector, he's a perfect guest to give us all some tips on what to get in for the festivities .... god knows what he'll make of Sally-Anne and Lou though, he probably needed something stronger than Champagne after meeting these two... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/12/202148 minutes 49 seconds
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48: With ... Joanna Neary

The SOS bar is open for another week and this time actor and comedian Joanna Neary pops in for a chat and to introduce Lou and Sally-Anne to a drink, which is unlikely to be replicated by anyone listening, but if you DO happen to give it a go and live to tell the tale, then tell us what you made of it in the comments, or on the socials .... @louandsally .... Good luck out there ... Come and see SOS LIVE on Wednesday 8th December at Covent Garden Studios in London, with guests, Matt Richardson and Seann Walsh! Info and tickets here: dice.fm/venue/covent-garden-studios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/12/202157 minutes 48 seconds
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47: With ... Angela Barnes

Propping-up the SOS bar this week is the lady whose fizzy custard brings all the boys to the yard, it's Angela Barnes, who gets Lou and Sally-Anne in fine festive mood, whilst telling some hilarious tales of teenaged debauchery, which includes a drunken jaunt to France and a set of terrifying German triplets...Come and see Lou and Sally-Anne at SOS Live in London on 8th December 2021Guests are Sean Walsh and Matt Richardson and you can buy tickets herehttps://dice.fm/venue/covent-garden-studios-7av6  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/11/202158 minutes 43 seconds
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46: With ... Louise Wener

Propping up the SOS bar today is 90s pop star royalty, Louise Wener! Louise lets us live vicariously through her to find out what it was like in the sex, drugs n' rock n'roll Britpop set, her rider of a sandwich featuring TWO fillings will have you salivating in envy, which also leads Lou to claim that there is an animal hybrid, which only exists in Brasil .... Lou had two different kinds of drink for this episode .... enjoy!Come and see Lou and Sally-Anne for SOS LIVE at The Covent Garden Studio, joining them is non-other than Matt Richardson and Sean Walsh - for info and tickets, go to: https://dice.fm/venue/covent-garden-studios-7av6 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/11/20211 hour 1 minute 36 seconds
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45: With ... Poppy Hillstead

Comedian and podcaster Poppy Hillstead has entered the bar! And this establishment is most definitely an over 18s ONLY - don't try the suit and massive bunch of keys with our Lou and Sally-Anne, as they'll spot your fake ID a mile off... even the drink in this episode is X-rated, so brace yourselves and perhaps you'll also re-live some ill-advised teenaged exploits, or just live vicariously through Poppy's. Come and see Lou and Sally-Anne at SOS LIVE in London, with guests Sean Walsh and Matt Edmonson on 8th Dec 2021for info and ticket go to - https://dice.fm/venue/covent-garden-studios-7av6 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/11/202157 minutes 25 seconds
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44: With ... Lucy Porter & Jenny Ryan

Yes, it's happy hour in the SOS Bar, as guests are served two for the price of one! Joining Lou and Sally-Anne this week is comedian and Aldi enthusiast, Lucy Porter, alongside The Vixen herself, yes The Chase's very own Jenny Ryan. Together Lucy and Jenny have their own fantastic podcast 'Fingers On Buzzers' and so join SOS for this epic mash-up of the pods!What drunk stories could a pair of quiz queens possibly have to share? Well, brace yourself...there's a fair few. Join Lou and Sally-Anne LIVE in London at The Covent Garden Studios on Wednesday 8th December 2021! It's a double show with Matt Edmonson and surprise guest poised to jump to the stage! For info and tickets, go to: https://dice.fm/venue/covent-garden-studios-7av6 Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.co
05/11/202155 minutes 28 seconds
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43: With ... Abigoliah Schamaun

The SOS bar is open and BRIMMING with red wine as this week's guest comedian Abigoliah Schamaun creates a situation which enabled Lou to buy TWO different kinds of the ol' vino collapso! After popping their corks (or they were most likely screw top) the guys dig into some hilarious anecdotes courtesy of Abigoliah who does a spectacular line in black out. CHEERS  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/10/202155 minutes 41 seconds
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42: With ... Paul Smith

The SOS bar is OPEN and joining Lou and Sally-Anne for a beverage and confessional of drunken times past is non-other than comedian and YouTube sensation, Paul Smith! As well as giving us a lesson in middle-class living, we also hear about all his stag do misdemeanors and what happens if a glass is washed in Absynth.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/10/202146 minutes 12 seconds
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41: With ... Isy Suttie

Lou and Sally-Anne are here again and this time, they've opened a bottle of Oyster Bay, with comedian, actor, writer, and erstwhile goth, Isy Sutti!Isy was on-hand with some amazing tales of teenaged debauchery, which will have you reaching for the kohl eyeliner and mixtape of The Cure's greatest hits. Come and see SOS LIVE, with special guest Shazia Mirza in London on 20th Oct 2021 - for info and tickets, go to - https://dice.fm/event/8wdl2-spit-or-swallow-live-20th-oct-covent-garden-studios-london-tickets Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/10/202149 minutes 26 seconds
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40: With ... Lizzie Roper

The SOS bar is open for business and as usual, Sally-Anne and Lou have brought someone along for the ride! This week it's actor and comedian, Lizzie Roper, whose drink of choice is a rather surprising specialty of Gurnsey... cannabis rum anyone? Lizzie regales us with tales of her time as the world's naughtiest Cinerella and the time she got spanked by Christaian Slater no less! Join Lou and Sally-Anne LIVE in London at The Soho Studios for SOS LIVE with Shazia Mirza - https://dice.fm/event/8wdl2-spit-or-swallow-live-20th-oct-covent-garden-studios-london-tickets Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/10/202156 minutes 19 seconds
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39: With ... Taylor Glenn

The SOS bar this week welcomes someone who could teach even Sally-Anne and Lou about how to successfully drink on a podcast, it's comedian, writer, and one-third of comedy true-crime podcast 'Drunk Women Solving Crime', Taylor Glenn. Taylor doesn't disappoint as she brings hard liquor and tales of drunken daring-do to the table and Lou attempts to emulate a Pennsylvanian accent post vodka .... brace yourself. Come and see Lou and Sally-Anne LIVE when they record Spit or Swallow at The Covent Garden Studios on 20th October 2021 with special guest Shazia Mirza. For full details go to: dice.fm/event/8wdl2-spit-or-swallow-live-20th-oct-covent-garden-studios-london-tickets Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy<
01/10/202159 minutes 39 seconds
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38: SOS LIVE .... With Gráinne Maguire

Someone let Lou and Sally-Anne out in public! Yes, lock-up yer drink's cabinets, as our tipsy duo decided to invade The London Podcast Festival with SOS LIVE and it turns out many other people were up for, as the audience arrived in their droves (straight from the bar by the sounds of it) and the wonderful Gráinne Maguire also rocked-up with a posh wine for Sally-Anne and Lou to try AND some amazing drunk stories, one involving TVs Kris Marshall, which will have you biting your fingers in agony at. Come and join Lou and Sally at their next live show featuring Shazia Mirza on 20th October 2021!Full details and tickets:  dice.fm/event/8wdl2-spit-or-swallow-live-20th-oct-covent-garden-studios-london-tickets Hosted
24/09/20211 hour 3 minutes 7 seconds
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37: With ... Jen Brister

The SOS bar is OPEN and joining Sally-Anne and Lou for a sesh and a natter this is comedian and expert skier, Jen Brister!The gang gets stuck into some bottles of convict wine (although god knows what Lou is drinking) and shoots the breeze about some of Jen's more epic tales of drunken debauchery and what it was like to do physical theatre with our very own Sally-Anne .... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/09/202158 minutes 52 seconds
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36: With ... Sara Cox

The SOS bar has a chilled-out vibe this week, as Sally-Anne and Lou invite radio royalty to join them in a Tom Collins (or 6 in Lou's case) and chats with the one and only Sara Cox about those adolescent early drinking days and partying at Fat Boy Slim's house. We also hear about what living in a house of Mormons in Japan was like .... Join Lou and Sally-Anne LIVE at The London Podcast Festival on Friday 10th Sept, for tickets and info, go to kingsplace.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/09/202158 minutes 27 seconds
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35: With ... Acid Betty

The SOS bar has gone transatlantic with this week's guest! That's right Sally-Anne and Lou have managed to bag their first guest from across the pond and it's none other than Drag Race's very own Acid Betty!That's right, in this international episode, we get to hear some stories of drinking past, with a big spin on the 90s ... just don't let Betty hear you say that's retro.Join Lou and Sally-Anne LIVE at The Podcast Festival in London with special guest Grainne Maguire! For info and tickets go to www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/09/202149 minutes 34 seconds
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34: With ... Paul Chahidi

We've got a special treat for you today, as Sally-Anne and Lou welcome This Country's long-suffering vicar, Paul Chahidi to the SOS bar!As the session progresses, it's clear that Paul is a long way from his alter-ego of Rev Francis and spills the beans on some times in his student past which would shock even the likes of Kerry and Kurtain!You too can visit the SOS bar, when Lou and Sally-Anne take to the stage at SOS LIVE at this year's London Podcast Festival, at Kings Place, where they'll be joined by special guest Grainne McGuire. For tickets and info, go to kingsplace.co.uk - see you there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/08/202148 minutes 56 seconds
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33: With ... Lauren Layfield

The SOS bar is open for business and this week Lou and Sally-Anne are joined for a deconstructed Pornstar Martini by radio DJ, TV presenter, and all-round good laugh, Lauren Layfield!The team gets stuck into teenage tales of rebound drinking woe and the trials of being a lady caught short .... you'll hard relate, we promise. Join Sally Anne and Lou at the London Podcast Festival 2021! The ladies take SOS to the stage on Friday 10th Sept at 9:30 pm, for full info and tickets, go to:www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/london-podcast-festival Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/08/202149 minutes 47 seconds
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32: With ... Zoe Lyons

The SOS bar is OPEN and joining Lou and Sally-Anne is a comedian and earliest adopter of the brandy balloon to date - it's Zoe Lyons!Zoe regales us with stories worthy of David Niven himself...David Niven after a 6-hour drinking session that is. Join Sally Anne and Lou at the London Podcast Festival 2021! The ladies take SOS to the stage on Friday 10th Sept at 9:30pm, for full info and tickets, go to:www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/london-podcast-festival Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/08/202154 minutes 21 seconds
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31: With ... Rob Rouse

The SOS bar is well and truly open and this week Lou and Sally-Anne's drinking buddy is comedian and live wire, Rob Rouse!It's a high-energy escapade that will leave you giddy with excitement and slightly hungover ....Join Sally Anne and Lou at the London Podcast Festival 2021! The ladies take SOS to the stage on Friday 10th Sept at 9:30pm, for full info and tickets, go to:www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/london-podcast-festival Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/08/202146 minutes 53 seconds
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30: With ... Mark Billingham

The SOS bar is open and it would be criminal of you not to crack-open an Iron Bru and join Lou and Sally-Anne with this week's guest, crime writer, musician, comedian, AND actor, Mark Billingham. Yes although the guest chose a PG drink for this week, the ladies couldn't resist making it an 18 with dashes of vodka, Aperol, and in one case ...Bailys - which worked out about the way you think it would. We also hear about the time Mark pilfered a legendary rock group's rider backstage at Glastonbury. Lou and Sally-Anne will be LIVE at The London Podcast Festival 2021 - catch them on September 10th at 9:30pm - for all info and tickets, go to: www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/london-podcast-festival Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info
30/07/202150 minutes 37 seconds
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29: With ... George Egg: LIVE

Lock up your drinks cabinets, Lou and Sally-Anne are loose and on the lash! Yes, the SOS bar has gone mobile and took itself to the Brighton Fringe, where in front of a very lively audience our hosts were joined by the wonderful George Egg who brought not one, but THREE marvelous medicines for you to try at home and decide for yourself if you want to Spit or Swallow!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/07/202132 minutes 2 seconds
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28: With ... Susie Dent

If you've been 'Counting Down' the days until the next session at the SOS bar, then your wait is over, as Sally-Anne and Lou welcome the one and only Susie Dent for a glass or 4 of red and a chin-wag about past tales of drunken woe. Despite her bookish image on the TV, Susie has a fair few stories of a misspent youth which she kindly shares with us all, plus we finally find out the workings of dictionary corner.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/07/202145 minutes 6 seconds
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27: With ... Simon Munnery

Propping up the SOS bar with Sally-Anne and Lou this week is comedy stalwart and professional hat-wearer, Simon Munnery!Simon's ethos is, why have one drink, when you can have three, which sounds like a brilliant idea to us, so join in with the heady mix of organic wine, cider, and lemon presse ... oh-la-la! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/07/202142 minutes 20 seconds
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26: With ...Pippa Evans

This week, comedian, actor, and improviser pops into the SOS bar to enjoy a glass and a half of rose with Lou and Sally-Anne, whilst she's there she gives us a guided tour around adolescent mao of drinking disasters, and we also get a lesson in improve and how it can improve your life!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/07/202151 minutes 25 seconds
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25: With ... Ed Gamble

In the SOS bar this week, Lou and Sally-Anne welcome comedian and one half of the 'Off Menu Podcast', it's Ed Gamble, who by the sounds of it has never gone for a quiet pint in his life, as he seems to have a drinking game for every type of alcoholic beverage invented - NONE of which you should try at home... and we mean that, absolutely NONE of them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/06/202147 minutes 27 seconds
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24: With ... Anna Ptaszynski

Here they are again, yes Lou and Sally-Anne are back, and helping them to prop up the SOS bar this week is QI Elf and one-quarter of No Such Thing As A Fish - Anna Ptsaszynski! As well as being stuffed full of facts, Anna is also a wealth of amazing tales of drunken debauchery and on hearing this, you'll wish you were her partner in crime on a night out - just don't eat the green sweets!   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/06/202149 minutes 20 seconds
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23: With ... Dr Phil Hammond

After 22 previous episodes, Lou and Sally-Anne decided it was time for a medical and so enlisted Dr Phillip Hammond to talk through how they stay in tiptop health whilst drinking about 4 times the recommended alcohol limit and obviously start asking him about their poo ... Poor Dr Phil.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/06/202141 minutes 52 seconds
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22: With ... Shaparak Khorsandi

Once again, the SOS bar is OPEN and today's guest is the perfect drinking companion, it's comedian Shaparak Khorsani, who started off with all good intentions, but soon let Lou and Sally-Anne degenerate things.&nbsp;Shaparak shares some epic stories of drunken endeavors and also recounts a tale that highlights the disparity between how men and women are viewed when engaging in drunken activity.&nbsp; Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/06/202144 minutes 47 seconds
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21: With ... Stewart Lee

A very mellow time was had by all in the SOS bar, as legendary comic Stewart Lee brings with him a laidback charm, aided and abetted by his choice of whisky and tales of drunken nights past, so pour yourself a dram and come sit by the fire to bathe in the warm glow of boozy stories and the sound of Lou eating pork scratchings (don't worry, we only let her have one).   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/05/202148 minutes 42 seconds
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20: With ... Carol Decker

The Spit or Swallow bar is well and truly open with this week's guest, who has the power to stop traffic and make a Margherita at the speed of light, it's the one and only Carol Decker! Being the singer of one of the biggest bands of the 80s, our Carol certainly has a tale or two about overindulging in a rock n' roll style and after hearing this, you'll wish you were spending lockdown in the Decker household. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/05/202133 minutes 6 seconds
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19: With ... Rhod Gilbert & Sian Harries

The SOS bar is full to capacity as Sally-Anne and Lou welcome two giants of podcasting and comedy, Rhod Gilbert &amp; Sian Harries from The Froth podcast to sip some fancy red wine and talk about soiling themselves in a hat (only one of them actually did this - which one is your money on?). There are drunken tails a-plenty, some of which are a revelation to their romantic partners... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/05/202141 minutes 41 seconds
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18: With ... The Scummy Mummies

The SOS bar is well and truly open and it looks like Sally-Anne and Lou have finally met their matches in this week's guests, Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn AKA - The Summy Mummies! As well as double the guests the gang decide on the swallowability (new word - you're welcome) of double the drinks! As always our hosts wheedle out some hilarious drunk stories from the guests and in this week's case, get them to dish the dirt on each other.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/05/202150 minutes 21 seconds
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17: With ... Josh Berry

This week Sally-Ann and Lou are joined by comedian, and impressionist, Josh Berry! Josh is of course the master of voices such as Louis Theroux, James Acaser, and Donald Trump and so gives us an insight as to what some of those A-Listers may sound like whilst drunk. We also get to hear about drinking rituals and initiation ceremonies that go on amongst the students of Oxford University, by the end of the podcast you'll be an alma mater yourself, whilst Lou and Sally-Ann will just be on some kind of list for pervy aunties... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/04/202145 minutes 41 seconds
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16: With ... Bernie Clifton

The SOS bar is well and truly open and joining Lou and Sally-Anne from his kitchen was the complete and utter legend Bernie Clifton! As you would expect from such a stalwart of showbiz, there are stories involving some of the most legendary names in the world of entertainment, plus the ostrich joins in with the wine drinking.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/04/202132 minutes 1 second
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15: With...Larry Dean

This week's episode is a tonic and not just because the amazing Larry Dean is in the SOS bar, but because he also made Lou and Sally drink that staple of Edinburgh hard-nuts, Buckfast 'wine' ....I mean this drink alone should warn us all that religion and alcohol are NOT good bedfellows. Basically, these guys drank it, so you don't have to  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/04/202138 minutes 39 seconds
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14: With ... Jo Caulfield

Sally-Anne and Lou are here again and joining them is the brilliant comedian, Jo Caulfield! Jo came prepared with some wine for everyone to sample and reminisce about 'those' teenaged parties where drinking and snogging were par for the course ...some things never change.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/04/202150 minutes 3 seconds
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13: With ... Jason Manford

The Spit or Swallow bar is open for business, but apparently other beverages apart from alcoholic ones are available, and get this, you don't HAVE to drink booze in bars! Who knew? Well, this week's guest Jason Manford is well versed in the nuances of ALL the coca colas, so that's what the team get stuck into - but don't worry Jason still has tales a-plenty of misadventures with alcohol, even if some of them aren't his own!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/04/202145 minutes 9 seconds
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12: With ... Trev & Simon

It's time to swing your pants in the SOS bar, as Sally-Anne and Lou make their childhood dreams come true and get drunk with Trev &amp; Simon! Yes, it's swigging corner, rather than singing corner, as the group drinks some lethal espresso martinis and swap tales of drunken exploits, including the time Trev nearly threw-up on live Saturday morning TV &amp; Simon woke-up on the Isle-of-Wight... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/03/202140 minutes 12 seconds
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11: With ... Rustie Lee

Welcome to the Spit or Swallow bar, which today is serving its signature meal, courtesy of special guest Rustie Lee! Yes, Sally-Anne and Lou are joined by legendary presenter and TV chef, Rustie Lee!We kick-things-off with how to make a dish created by Rustie especially for the occasion, before moving onto some cringe-worthy tales of youthful drinking, which was enough warning for our guest to limit her alcohol intake from henceforth. We also get treated to some amazing stories from Rustie's career, including a tale about making Princess Diana's legs fly-up in the air!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/03/202135 minutes 57 seconds
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10: With ... Jimmy Carr

Look who's in the Spit or Swallow this week with Lou and Sally... it's only bloomin' Jimmy Carr! As you would expect, Jimmy has had a very full, jet-setting social life and stories to match! What was Stephen Hawking like to party with? Where is the best place to drink whilst visiting Japan? And which motorway has Jimmy been sick on? Look no further than this very episode for the answers to all those questions and lots more!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/03/202144 minutes 53 seconds
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9: With ... Yvette Fielding

The Spit or Swallow pub is open once more and propping-up the bar this week is TV presenter, Yvette Fielding! Yvette of course was the youngest ever Blue Peter presenter back in the day and by the sounds of it, that time in her life was a real baptism of fire - not least in the introduction of alcohol. As Yvette is of course synonymous with ghost hunting, so it's not only spirits of the liquid variety which get a look in on today's show...As always, this is for adults' ears only - so put your headphones on and pour yourself a double.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/03/202135 minutes 54 seconds
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8: With ... Joe Lycett

Lou and Sally-Anne are here again ... well Sally-Anne is anyway, Lou, as you'll hear was somewhat 'festive' in this week's episode - not that it was recorded anywhere near Christmas, but it seems the most polite way to say 'completely smashed'.  Luckily, comedian Joe Lycett was on-hand to provide a leveler to proceedings, whilst sharing some drunken tales of his own and introducing some incredibly posh wine to our hosts; one of whom sloshed theirs up the wall .... any guesses as to which one that may have been?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/02/202135 minutes 25 seconds
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7: With ... Nathan Caton

Sally-Anne and Lou are back and joining them is a guy who is far too nice to have any blind-drunk stories...or is he? As always our hosts get to the nitty-gritty and manage to unearth some tales from Nathan's drunken history and also manage to extract a lovely rum punch recipe from him along the way...get stuck-in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/02/202137 minutes 56 seconds
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6: With...Emma Kennedy

This week, comedian, actor and writer, Emma Kennedy quaffs along with Lou and Sally-Anne and offers an insight into a more refined wine palette, failed auditions and some behind the scenes goss from 'Strictly' which will make you see one of it's stars in a whole new light...ENJOY!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/02/202133 minutes 5 seconds
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5: With ...Christopher Biggins

Sally-Anne &amp; Lou are back with another episode of SOS and as always , they are not alone. Joining them for another evening of quaffing and chat is none other than the national treasure known as CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS! It's no surprise to anyone that Biggins chose champagne as this week's beverage - and as it was recorded just before Christmas 2020, it added to the festive atmos - but what will the verdict be on the Lidl fizz our hosts sent to him? Will it be a spit or a swallow?This episode is a delight, so pop a cork and immerse yourself in some delicious showbiz gossip from our esteemed guest; What is Joan Collins' drink of choice? What was it like to party with Princess Diana? Does The Queen like dirty jokes? Have a listen and find out ... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/02/202130 minutes 56 seconds
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4: With ...Ayesha Hazarika MBE

Lou and Sally-Anne are here again and this week's guest journalist, Ayesha Hazarika is still in festive mode, opting for a tasting session with Bailys Irish Cream, which goes up-against a supermarket's own alternative ... but which one will 'cut the cream'. Ayesha also elevates the show to a regal level, as her MBE status means she has some incredible stories about meeting Prince Charles (not a fan of the Labour Party it turns-out) and going hungry in Buckingham Palace. She also spills the beans about the drinking culture and plethora of (subsidised) bars within Westminster - one of which proves you should never talk to 'Strangers' ... you'll have to listen to the episode to get that joke, but it's good...it works!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/01/202133 minutes 46 seconds
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1: With ... Nick Helm

Joining Sally-Anne and Lou for the inaugural Spit or Swallow is comedian, actor and writer NICK HELM! Nick's wine of choice is a fruity affair, which looks achievable for most budgets - but is it any good? Whilst the team swill their glasses, they reminisce about drunken nights of old, including one which gave Nick a scar as a souvenir and another where he really could be described as legless ....just don't offer him a Disaronno.      Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/01/202136 minutes 27 seconds
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2: With...Tom Allen

In today's episode comedian TOM ALLEN joins Lou and Sally-Anne for a spot of Rioja and a good old chin wag about those times he's over indulged in the grape juice and we learn that tiny food, such as tapas is not going to help in such circumstances. As you'd expect, Tom manages to bring a certain sophistication to proceedings, but don't worry, Sally-Anne and Lou manage to drag things back down again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/01/202132 minutes 27 seconds
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3: With ...Sarah Millican

Joining Sally-Anne and Lou in today's episode is the fantastic comedian, SARAH MILLICAN! The ladies have a week-off from the vino, as Sarah herself no longer partakes in the devil's juice, so thought she'd take us on a nostalgia trip and test the various ways one can have a Vimto. Now, while Sarah's abstinence is indeed commendable, our hosts have no intention of joining her and so found various ways of turning this syrupy, soft drink into an adults only beverage - including the classic Cheeky Vimto. But is this a spit or a swallow ... there's only one way to find out...  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/01/202132 minutes 53 seconds
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1: SPIT OR SWALLOW COMING SOON

Join comedians Sally-Anne Hayward and Lou Conran as they pop a cork with celebrity guests in a bid to find out which wines they would Spit or Swallow, whilst getting them to dish the dirt on the times they've disgraced themselves after one too many espresso martinis and confess their drunken sins.Guests include: Sarah Millican, Tom Allen, Nick Helm, Nathan Caton, Emma Kennedy, Joe Lycett and Christopher Biggins. Coming soon!   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/01/20211 minute 38 seconds