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Seeking Derangements

English, Comedy, 1 season, 161 episodes, 5 days, 16 hours, 17 minutes
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SD 319 - *Aztec Death Whistle* You Have Herpes

Hello seekers! Hesse and I are back talking about how I almost punched a woman at Des Moines pride, the brand new Herpes/Chlamydia prank going around, where to blow an Aztec Death Whistle for maximum impact and my parents having another kid because I looked so gay. Of course we also talk about Hunter Biden going to jail and how to enjoy Charli XCX's new hit album Brat when you suffer from Obstinance Defiance Disorder.
6/13/20241 hour, 5 minutes, 30 seconds
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*Preview* SD 316 - A F*ociaggine w Fig & Prosciutto

Welcome back Seekers! We're all here to discuss Pope Francis' statements on f*ggotry run amuck in Italian seminaries, which then makes Jacques hungry. So we invent some sandwiches, clock our social credit scores, rank women, and brainstorm how fat Jacques would have been in WWII. But most importantly we write an email to casting at "Pop Culture Jeopardy," and end by taking a shot at the quiz ourselves.
5/31/20242 minutes, 1 second
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SD 315 - The LesbiList w/ Girl God pt 2

April and Grace join Hesse and I to crack open the lesbian list! Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by yourself? Chances are you could be a lesbian, and we'll help you find out. Get tickets to Girl Gods live show here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-god-presents-gay-aid-tickets-879720998187 intro/// Lyn Christopher - Take Me With You outro/// Laura Nyro - Sweet Blindness
5/27/20241 hour, 8 minutes, 30 seconds
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*Preview* SD 213 - STIM Majors

Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode! It's just Hesse and I today, I give her a rundown of my micro bully obsession, a debrief of the Amityville Micro Bully Pop Up I attended, and what the dogs Really Mean. We also discuss JoJo Siwa's continued tragic (or slay?) career, make some predictions about the Biden/Trump debate, and cover the beautiful discourse I heard among the protesters in front of Trumps trial.
5/23/20245 minutes, 23 seconds
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SD 312 - Mutual JO at the Portal

Welcome back everyone! Jacques unleashes a new beef he will almost certainly lose, we celebrate Hesse for Mothers Day, discuss how we would get the Dublin/NYC portal shut down, being on deaths door, and getting hooked on Zyn. Also Jacques casts his 360 video à la Charli XCX, we uncover why gay guys travel like fugitives, and finally we shout out the two nurses who were vaporized last year at a monkeypox vaccination site in New Orleans. Please show them your support.
5/15/20241 hour, 1 minute, 35 seconds
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*Preview SD 311- The LesbiList with Steven & Lily

Today the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily join me to break the seal on a brand new list, thats right–it's the Lesbian List. Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by yourself? Chances are you could be a lesbian, and we'll help you find out. We also discuss Steven being the first gay man to bleach his hair for normal and healthy reasons, Lily leaving her strap on in her partners parents freezer, and I spill some tea on an ancient beef between me and a big suited lesbian who fucked with my family while employed as the minister of a Unitarian Church. Until next time sisters! Listen to Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily everywhere podcasts are found (I did an episode with them on the Bible) and buy tickets to their June 5th live show!
5/7/20244 minutes, 47 seconds
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SD 310 - Seeking De(RED)ments

Happy Sunday Seekers! Today we talk about Bush era LGBTQ activism, that guy from glee identifying as culturally queer (we support him), Kristi Noem assassinating her puppy for being annoying and what happens when you antagonize ghosts and spirits. Plus we take your calls! We tell you how to impress your girlfriends religious parents, how to bust on SSRI's, and how to break up with someone who has BPD when you also have BPD. We'll be doing another call in episode soon, leave a voicemail at (332) 203-8247
5/5/20241 hour, 11 minutes
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SD 308 - What in the Pronoun? *Preview*

Listen to this full episode and our entire catalogue of weekly bonus content on our Patreon!
4/25/20245 minutes, 30 seconds
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SD 307 - Live, Laugh, Leer w/ Theda Hammel and John Early

Theda and John stop by to talk about Hesse scaring her landlords with gay pornography, Ben's newfound love of leering in the park, the hottest sportsmen, the ugliest sportsmen, Caitlyn Clarke being cis, Ben's dad thinking he is a prostitute, fire island, red carpet menswear and of course Theda and Johns new movie Stress Positions. Go see it! Find weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon
4/22/20241 hour, 8 minutes, 22 seconds
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SD 302 - Reunion Episode

Happy easter :) super producer Max joins us to continue our 300+ episode celebration, we talk about the ongoing P Diddy scandal, pink coke, and Jacques tells us about more about Portland. We love!
3/31/20241 hour, 13 minutes, 30 seconds
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*Preview* SD 301 - We're Getting New Jobs

Hello Seekers! Today Jacques, Hesse, and I apply to a high powered position at the Sniffies Corporation, decide which one of us is autistic (shocker) and send an email to get them cast on Love On The Spectrum, and finally we put a definitive end to the rumors about Brigette Macron being one of the gworls.
3/28/20244 minutes, 59 seconds
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SD 300 - We Did It Yall w Cara Cunningham

Cara stops by to celebrate our 300th episode! We talk about East Coast vs Tennessee vs Louisiana, best and worst fast foods, astrology, and much more. Find weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon
3/25/20241 hour, 15 minutes
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*PREVIEW* SD 298 - Manton Sheher

Happy Sunday! We're back and talking about having 4 impacted wisdom teeth, rockabilly women (again), having sex with Timothee Chalamet, Anton Chigurh's gender and planes falling out of the sky. Full Episode on Patreon
3/17/20245 minutes, 38 seconds
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SD 297 - BPD (Best Person Disorder)

Hello seekers! Today we're all back and taking your calls. We hear from people with BPD, people who have girlfriends with BPD, help a guy who wants to have sex with another guy in front of his girlfriend, and decide if it's healthy to be turned on by your own reflection. Leave a voicemail for us at (332) 203 - 8247 and find tickets to SHOW PIG here: https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/show-pig-a-live-comedy-podcast-spectacular-with-seeking-derangements/
3/13/20241 hour, 2 minutes
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*PREVIEW* SD 296 - Jonathan Van Mess

What up Seekers! Today we assembled to record an emergency pod on the Rolling Stone's article about JVN's "monstrous" and "nightmarish" behavior on the set of Queer Eye. We discuss why Bobby is leaving the show, why Tan and Antoni are the only ones who don't hate each other, and say a prayer for all the PA's who leaked their tales of abuse to the press. But before that we perform a "woke test" on Google's AI chatbot, plus I explain why I got covered in mud in rural Canada and Jacques offers Jackie Chan a job.
3/6/20246 minutes, 30 seconds
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SD 295 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 12 w/ Jack Wagner

Happy Sunday everyone! We're back for the 12th installment of the Gay List with Jack Wagner of Otherworld. We talk about the recent P Diddy scandal, Jacques having sex with 2 of his friends fathers, and what a woman should do if she catches her man dipping his toe into the pool to check the temperature. Find Weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon
3/3/20241 hour, 37 minutes, 33 seconds
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*PREVIEW* SD 294 - Fortnite Germonatta

Full Episode on Patreon Hesse and I go to Jen's new apartment to see her new face and to talk about why everyone hates Amy Schumer, why Amy Schumer hates women, how Mardi Gras is more difficult than major and intensive surgery, and of course to talk about the bassist of a latinx metal band that tried to force femme the singer in order to steal his girlfriend.
2/29/20245 minutes, 27 seconds
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SD 293 - Never Stop Smoking Weed

Welcome back yall, today we talk about Joe Biden's sex life, global circumcision rates, a van full of men with guns being outside your house, getting your head squished between a brick wall and your 1000lbs of luggage, and we take a quiz which results in some really scary results Weekly Bonus Episodes on our Patreon
2/26/20241 hour, 55 minutes, 10 seconds
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SD 290 - Bisexual Purple Heart

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Today we're all back together and trying to figure out what happened at the Super Bowl, why Jacques thought Selena Quintanilla was a lady of the night, and celebrate the Queer Eyes getting carjacked in Nola. Plus we take a few of your calls. Mwah
2/15/20241 hour, 15 minutes, 8 seconds
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SD 285 - Hellen Keller ft MC Escher

What up yall, we're back and talking about Stan wars, SWAT'ing, militant smol beans, how to get BPD, how to not be a bitch right now, and Jacques drops a diss track on a bitch who stole his man. Plus we take some calls! Bonus episode weekly on our Patreon
1/30/20241 hour, 22 minutes, 41 seconds
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*PREVIEW* SD 285 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 11 w/ Will and Felix

Will and Felix join us to dust off the old Gay List and declare judgements on how straight men should behave during a shooting, if it's sus to use oven mitts or have a big key chain, if pulp is gay, and much more. Plus Jacques tells us which first lady invented birthdays. Full episode on Patreon
1/28/20245 minutes, 34 seconds
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SD 284 - All The Dishes As Well

Hey everyone! Today we discover a new hypebeast member of Jacques expansive medical team, chose our own Best Picture, talk about scamming your neighbors and how Jacques turned a subway sandwich into a lethal projectile using nothing but a lime scooter. Weekly bonus episode on our Patreon!
1/24/20241 hour, 15 minutes
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SD 282 - Clumsy Sexy Boyfriend Island

Hello LGBTQ and straight listeners alike, we're back and talking about the New Fire Island, global gay gentrification, and billionaire slam-pieces who's deaths just aren't adding up. Despite that we do take our best shot on getting accepted into New Fire Island's influencer program for real. Plus we start a personality quiz but not before Jacques connection goes out (crazy things happen when Louisiana freezes.) Find weekly bonus episodes on Patreon.com/SeekingDerangements
1/18/20241 hour, 18 minutes
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SD 280 - Quit Meth for Love

Whats up players we're back with another episode! Today Jacques and I help Hesse punch up her stand up routine, investigate the Hasidic tunnels, and take your calls which range from a tech company unwittingly coming out in support of gay chemsex, why everyone hates you at orgies, me stealing someone's "bitch," and your cousin hitting on you. Thank you guys for the calls we truly appreciate them. Find a weekly bonus ep on our Patreon!
1/11/20241 hour, 24 minutes, 14 seconds
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SD 276 - Ho Ho Homo w/ Kevin Leonardo

The "most unhinged creator of the year" Kevin Leonardo joins Hesse and I once again to talk about his meteoric rise to fame, fake people, the second gay guy caught having sex in the senate, waxing his pubes, masturbating with a pet in the room, and finally to rank famous Christmas characters on their fuck-ability. Find Kevin's content here: https://linktr.ee/kevinleonardo Full video episode on our Patreon!
12/23/20231 hour, 15 minutes
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SD 272 - We Need To Talk About George

Hello everyone! We're back and talking about none other than the don diva herself...FKA Kitara...AKA Latino Baby Grinch...George Santos. We draft a group message to his real email, go through his various crimes and scams (NOT GUILTY), and hear tell from another diva about her past run ins with George. Also some really bad Jacques health updates. Thank you to Santiago for designing our new cover art! Also Jacques and Hesse will be featured at the Girl God show this weekend at the Bell House in NYC! Get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-girl-god-christmas-spectacular-tickets-741044292427?utm_experiment=control_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios
12/5/20231 hour, 5 minutes
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SD 270 - Bushwick Roommate Torah and Talmud

We cover episode 13 of Undercover Billionaire but not before one of us reveals her new chosen name, we recant what was said about Gwyneth on the last episode, Joe Biden vs Taylor Swift, plus more.
11/26/20231 hour, 36 minutes, 28 seconds
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SD 268 - Wet Dreams in Jail w/ Girl God

Girl God is back to face down an interview conducted by the one Mx. Jacques Gonsoulin, we talk about the most embarrassing moment of everyones life, planning for a live show, Caitlyn Jenner's saying "retarted," and finally Hesse quizzes everyone on SEX. Find tickets for Girl Gods show here: https://girlgodlive.com/
11/20/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 49 seconds
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SD 264 - Tour Du Trauma

Here's the first half of our special Halloween episode for you broke bitches who cant subscribe to our Patreon. Reporting from the most haunted city in the United States, Jacques and I are here to give you a tour of some of the most fucked up things that have happened to the people of New Orleans and of course, to Jacques himself. Join us on this journey as we tell tale of an axe wielding sociopath who killed a bunch Italians for not playing Jazz, how Jacques came to in a Taco Bell ditch, pray for the Gay Guys who died in a bath house fire, try to eat pickled beef tips, and finally harass city employees on the phone...in a graveyard.
10/29/20231 hour, 31 minutes, 7 seconds
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SD 262 - John Hinckely Jr. WHO??

Jacques reveals his new and improved self, we talk about the slay nerd who tried to assassinate the queen bc his AI girlfriend told him to, and we take your calls! Subscribe to our patreon for weekly bonus episodes! Patreon.com/seekingderangements
10/22/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 30 seconds
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SD 260 - What in the Pronoun?!

What's up yall...Hesse and I recorded (Jacques joins eventually) on the day of jihad, we talk about Lady Betty Grafstein and Jose, world famous transvestigator Bevvie112 being uninvited from thanksgiving, dating old guys, Troye Sivan, the newest Bladwin brother J Baldwin, Bobbi Althoff curbstomping Scar Jo, eating 48 oysters, and more. As mentioned, please consider a donation to Anera who is working to provide aid to the Palestinian people. Find them at www.anera.org
10/16/20231 hour, 10 minutes
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SD 257 - Dr. Professor At Law M.D.

Welcome back everyone! Today we talk about being trapped in Jacques basement, his diet, why airplanes keep nearly crashing all the time and why we don't know about it, and finally Jacques steals my lab coat and administers a quiz which strips us bare, psychologically speaking. Subscribe to us on Patreon for weekly bonus content!
10/4/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 3 seconds
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SD 247 - *Unlocked* The Three Caitlyn Problem w Macy Rodman and Kaye Loggins

The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family to blame. The Jenner/Kardashian clan has been dropping new family members and duplicating at alarming rates. One Caitlyn was enough, now that there are three and our way of life is in peril we here at Seeking Derangements are proud to partner with the Biden administration to put an end to the madness and bring you the truth. In this event like no other we have amassed the Caitlyns for a special debate wherein the true Caitlyn will emerge victorious and the others....well the others have a different fate in store. ------ Special thanks to Macy Rodman and Kaye Loggins for joining us! Find Macy's podcast Nymphowars here (it's my favorite podcast): https://www.patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx/posts Find Kaye's amazing show, Kaye Night Live here: https://eternal.tv/programs/kaye-nite-live
9/27/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 8 seconds
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SD 255 - We Told Everyone At Church You Were GAY

Hey guys welcome back. Today we take your calls, texts, and pleas for help. Topics range from hair care, to reverting to Islam, how to be in a NORMAL relationship when everyone is POLY, and also Jacques is only on for about 15 minutes his mic broke and he blamed us for it lol. Everything is fine now but Jacques Gonsoulin...More like Jacques GONE so Lame am i right.
9/23/20231 hour, 28 minutes, 30 seconds
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SD 252 - OMG I'm a Chad Yas

Sup ladies...today we see which one of us is a voicecel and which one of us is a deep voice chad. We then talk about Larry Sinclair, Obama being gay, Malik Obama, and every conspiracy theory on earth. Subscribe to us on Patreon for a bonus episode each week
9/14/20231 hour, 27 minutes, 30 seconds
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*PREVIEW* SD 251 - Finger Banging w/ Rena

Subscribe to our Patreon for the full interview with Rena, a girl I got jumped for fingering in high school. We talk about our love, its tragic fallout, and about Gay Life in Des Moines Iowa Patreon.com/seekingderagements
9/10/20231 minute, 40 seconds
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SD 250 - Zero Depth Thirsty

Welcome everyone we're back and despite some technical difficulties we manage to take a lot of your calls, one from our favorite listener (a 57 year old hairdresser and mother of two), another from someone who wants a pussy, and another from a gay guy who doesn't know any other gay guys. Plus we talk paranormal experiences, shooting guns, and Burning Man. Bonus audio and video episodes on our patreon!
9/7/20231 hour, 10 minutes
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SD 248 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 6 w/ Angel Money and Jake Sillen

Does your man go to target? Does your man kill bugs? Does your man have Rosacea? Does that make him gay? We called up Angel Money and Jake Sillen to help us figure it all out. Plus Angel Money tells Jacques how to step his pussy up but not before taking us all to church. Keep up with Angel Money on her twitter: @reverendmoney Keep up with Jake on her IG: @hoe_slut_hoe
8/27/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 29 seconds
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*Preview* SD 247 - The Three Caitlyn Problem w/ Macy Rodman & Kaye Loggins

The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family to blame. The Jenner/Kardashian clan has been dropping new family members and duplicating at alarming rates. One Caitlyn was enough, now that there are three and our way of life is in peril we here at Seeking Derangements are proud to partner with the Biden administration to put an end to the madness and bring you the truth. In this event like no other we have amassed the Caitlyns for a special debate wherein the true Caitlyn will emerge victorious and the others....well the others have a different fate in store.
8/24/20237 minutes, 36 seconds
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SD 246 - My Disgusting Femme Presenting Lesbian Ass Life

Sup bros we are back with another classic episode...we talk about Jacques barbaric air conditioning defense system, the Femme Presenting Lesbian who was Denied Service for being Gay with a Husband, expose Barack Hussein Obama's straggotry, and take a couple calls. Plus a penis update from the worlds biggest egg, Bryan Johnson. Subsribe to our Patreon for one bonus episode per week, plus videos and special episodes too.
8/20/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 30 seconds
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SD 244 - *Preview* One Wrong Number

Hola mamacitas..we're back and we're taking your calls! and reading your emails! We talk about how theoretically incorrect a phone number could be, read a lizzo blind item, solve 10,000 romantic problems, come up with a new restaurant/charity, and much much more. We're going to do our best to work through all the submissions, so if we didn't get to yours chances are we will soon. But please keep them coming!
8/11/20232 minutes, 31 seconds
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SD 243 - Lizzo Ben Mora Evil Than Yall *First Half*

Sup non patreon subscribing losers..here is the first half of our 2 hour episode in which we talk about Lizzo and take a personality test which plunges us into the depths of history, malice, and the corrupting force of power. Sub to the patreon for the full ep and one (oftentimes two) episodes per week
8/6/202359 minutes, 14 seconds
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SD 242 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 5

Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 629 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" Jacques long lost brother and host of Podcast About List Patrick joins us! ANNOUNCING OUR CALL/WRITE IN'S: We're going to start taking your messages! Call and leave a voicemail or write us an email PHONE: (332) 203 - 8246 EMAIL: [email protected]
7/28/20231 hour
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SD 241 - *PREVIEW* The Kevin Leonardo Interview

Full Video Interview on our Patreon! Hey Besties! Hesse and I sat down with TikTok influencer, controversial Youtuber, and frequently misunderstood horny gay guy, Kevin Leonardo. We talk about his various viral moments, clear the air re Epstein, trash the freaks who tried to deplatform him for the infamous Nair video, and finally we have him do what all love so much...rank a bunch of guys on our trusty tier chart.
7/26/20231 minute, 23 seconds
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SD 240 - Yum Yum Yum Pa'Con

Sushi nom! We're here and scheming some cool sculpting for Jacques, get into an argument about fat people in Troye Silvans music video for RUSH (poppers reference for those of you who don't get it) and finally we overhear a secret meeting between Bad Bunny and Caitlyn Jenner.
7/20/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 30 seconds
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SD 239 - Ya Mans Gay pt. 4

Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 184 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" The one and only latina queen Janelle Howerton joins us....howie hive paws up! Follow her in IG she is da best @mensturalbloodbath Sub to our patreon for a weekly bonus ep!
7/15/20231 hour, 7 minutes
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*PREVIEW* Lego Neil Patrick Harris w/ Girl God

Our full episode with April and Grace of Girl God is available on our Patreon, subscribe there for one to two free episodes per week!
6/29/20232 minutes, 47 seconds
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*UNLOCKED* SD 218 - Let Them Draw Him

We are finally unlocking this previously paywalled episode, we talk about Dylan Mulvaney who was being powerfully annoying at the time but more importantly we take an online morality quiz which unveils a fundamental and lifelong misunderstanding Jacques has had about....drawing him....
6/15/20231 hour, 33 minutes
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SD 231 - Ya Man's Gay Pt. 2 w/ Will Sennet & Nate Fisher

We are back with another installment of THE GAY LIST and as promised we found the straightest guys we know to help us out. Listen to Will and Nate's podcast A Closer Look (Hesse is featured there as well) Also subscribe to our Patreon for weekly bonus content.
6/5/20231 hour, 15 minutes
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SD 230 - Blood for Bryan w/ Theda Hammel

Welcome back everyone! Hesse and I are joined by major trans celebrity Theda Hammel for a deep dive into Bryan Johnson, the billionaire freak who is dedicating his life to Project Blueprint, a $2 million per year endeavor to "de-age" himself. Listen to Theda's podcast, NYMPHOWARS everywhere podcasts are found and on Patreon. It's our favorite show. Find an extra weekly episode of our show on our Patreon too.
5/30/20231 hour, 24 minutes
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*PREVIEW* SD 229 - Queer Eye Review

Thats right...Jacques and I are here with a review of S7E5 of Queer Eye in which they are in New Orleans and go to an amazing and FORMERLY beloved Deli called Steins to perform a makeover on the owner Dan. Listen to the full episode on Patreon where Jacques tells us about the Real Louisiana, some local post Queer Eye Drama, and his personal fallout with Steins.
5/26/20231 minute, 14 seconds
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SD 226 - If Your Man is Listening He is GAY

Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 184 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" This is the first installment.
5/12/20231 hour, 37 minutes
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SD 221 - Parking Lot Perverts

Were back with Jake! We talk about why i have to record in car in a semi-active lot, the time lady gaga dressed up as a nazi at coachella, on the ground reporting from Real America about Bud Lite being gay and then hesse gets mad bc i start driving. As always subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes/videos per week
4/21/20231 hour, 4 minutes
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*PREVIEW* SD 218 - Y'all Let Them Draw Him

I was subjecting Jacques and Hesse to a test on their ethics and morals and Jacques dropped this bomb. Subscribe to our Patreon for this full episode and one (oftentimes two) episodes a week!
4/4/20232 minutes, 52 seconds
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*UNLOCKED* SD 216 - Goops I Did It Again

Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty in Gwenyth Paltrow's ski collision lawsuit. Finally we breakdown Marianne Williamson's abuse allegations. You can find more of Jake on our Undercover Billionaire bonus series, or her work at clubs Rash, Heaven, and Club Cringe.
4/2/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 1 second
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*PREVIEW* SD 217 - Everything Said In This Episode is Either Alleged or Parody

Yall! We are back with another episode. We give a rundown on Peter Thiels boyfriends death, Peter Thiel using facebook to recruit grad students for gay pool parties, and shoot our shot now that he's single. We also talk about Jacques getting hung up on by the suicide hotline, and beefing with drag queens. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (sometimes two) bonus episodes per week
3/30/20231 minute, 15 seconds
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*PREVIEW* SD 216 - Goops I Did It Again

Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty in the Gwyneth Paltrow ski collision lawsuit. Finally we breakdown Marianne Williamson's abuse allegations. Subcribe to our Patreon for this episode and one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.
3/23/20233 minutes, 2 seconds
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SD 214 - xxBeauregardThaDivaxx

Today we cover Tennessee's Lt Governor's twink scandal, talk about our favorite PnP tiktoker, and Jacques finally makes a public apology to Emrata. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.
3/12/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 31 seconds
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*PREVIEW* Undercover Billionaire 10 with Jake

As always we start off with some business updates from our own lives, we hear some first person expereince on what it's like to do powdered ozempic from Russia, negotiate a food for manual labor deal, and talk about home renovations. We then get into episode 10 of Undercover Billionaire. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.
3/6/20233 minutes, 16 seconds
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SD 210 - Listener Questions

Today we answer a handful of listener questions. Most of your boyfriends are gay sorry to tell you that now but if he listens to this show its kind of over for you. Also, I reveal Jacques subconscious to him and he has a shocking physical reaction. Subscribe to us on Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week!
3/4/20231 hour, 30 minutes
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*PREVIEW* SD 208 - Losing Touch With Reality?

We take a break from administering the Psychosis Quiz to Jacques to ask about the trash can in his front yard that says NO POOP. Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode, and one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes er week.
2/26/20232 minutes, 21 seconds
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*UNLOCKED* SD 204 - JeffHERee Star

Since we're partying at Mardi Gras we're unlocking a recent premium episode in which we talk about Jeferee Stars NFL trade, Tim Gunn style gay guys, how scary it was to see Andy Dick when you were a kid, and Jacques getting on ivermectin.
2/17/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 56 seconds
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SD 203 - My Stupid Ass 6,000lbs Ass MF Life

Welcome back everyone today we discuss Jacques recent trip to an ER which is literally named In N Out, the recent lawsuits against Dude Wipes and Thinx, and finally get into the billionaire who is undergoing extreme medical measures to de-age himself. You can find one (and oftentimes 2) bonus episodes per week on our Patreon.
2/2/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 56 seconds
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*PREVIEW* SD 201 - Episode 201

Here's a clip from our new premium episode in which Jacques conducts some interviews with some of histories biggest stars. Here's one of his questions to Anne Frank
1/26/20231 minute, 16 seconds
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SD 190 - Say Uncle

It's our 200th episode!!! We didn't know that when we recorded but regardless, today we bring you a deep dive into the Gay Porn monopoly known as Say Uncle, home to some of the most heinous porn series known to gay. We're talking MissionaryBoyz, Brother Crush, and Therapy Dick just to name a few. We also get into George Santos slaying like no other. Subscribe to us on Patreon for one bonus episode (sometimes two) per week!
1/23/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 4 seconds
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*PREVIEW* SD 188- She Culturally AppropriATE

Not only do we talk about how the Peanut M&M is technically the skinniest M&M, we also get into Gwen being Japanese, Lana hacking the Gay Brain, D*ag R*ce S*oryhour, Keemstar, why gay men could never replace the on-screen talent of the Real Housewives, and how embarrasing it is to have blue eyes. Subscribe to Patreon for this, and all weekly bonus episodes!
1/17/20231 minute, 57 seconds
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SD 184 - Critical Jacques Theory

Today Jacques sits our white asses down and is accidentally racist while telling us about how Avatar 2 is racist, we do a present review, talk about these two Christian influencers who couldn't stop jacking off to trans porn, Elon Musk trying to kill Steve Aoki. Subscribe to our Patreon for an extra one (and oftentimes two) extra episodes a week.
1/2/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 55 seconds
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*Unlocked* SD 168 UB 4 Dr Bronner Face Reveal

We're Baaaaaack! For this week's Undercover Billionaire bonus ep you are locked in The Business Chamber alone with Ben and Jake, who discuss our beautiful, beautiful billionaires: Grant's struggles with COVID, Monique's struggles with flat tires, and Elaine's struggles with nothing because she is a perfect queen playing 5D Go. They also discuss their weekly expenses, the difference between Entrepreneurs and Technicians, and much more!
12/23/20221 hour, 15 minutes, 21 seconds
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SD 181 - Jigslay Mama

We're back! -------------- We talk about Travis Bickle being a fine piece of ass, Marilyn Monroe being a 300lb neurodivergent queen, Jacques harassing a ghost tour, and we are paid a very special visit from Jigsaw from the Saw movie franchise for an FFS consultation. -------------- Subscribe to our Patreon for 1 (oftentimes 2) bonus episodes per week. :)
12/18/20221 hour, 16 minutes
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*PREMIUM EPISODE* SD 180 - 792 Dead Monkeys, 491 Dead Sheep, 238 Dead Pigs, and 1 Dead Jacques

Subscribe to our Patreon for 1 (and often-times 2) bonus episodes a week. Welcome back everyone. Today we tell Jacques we are nominating him to be the first nerualink human test subject, crunch some of grindr's global data, and talk about the Timothee Chalamamatete cannibal movie.
12/16/20222 minutes, 12 seconds
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SD 178 - Non Binary People Sure Are

We're back mama's! Today Jacques breaks his tooth on a rib live, we have our phones make some autofill statements about non-binary people, Hesse getting banned from Valentino, me doing sex work, Kamala being barred out, how stupid the Balenciaga panic is, and we roast that really annoying gay guy on twitter...you know who. Subscribe to our Patreon for two bonus epsiodes a week :)
12/2/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 52 seconds
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SD 176 - MC Sucka of the Week (Me)

Today we talk about Drake being gay to throw off grooming allegations, stanning Megan Trainor, using babies for clout, Tar again, and how scary it would be to be lesbian. Subscribe to our Patreon for two bonus episodes a week :)
11/25/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 24 seconds
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SD 171 - Finding Fathers

Today we fight about who would survive the longest in the wilderness, we talk about Elon's takeover of twitter, the sexy ass Brazilian guy we saw leaving Paul Pelosi's house, Hesse gives a review of Tar and we end it all with very special quiz...mwah As Always you can find two weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon! Our intro music today is from our amazing friend Kimbucha Kardashian, we love her and her IG @Kimbuchakardashian intro/// Kimbucha Kardashian - Kin Euphorics
11/7/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 39 seconds
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SD 166- Undercover Billionaire 3: Community Guy

Welcome back brokies! Hesse, Jake, and I are back in the boardroom. We open with how I made a gravedigger buy me a hotel room, we do some scheming for Jake's new bar, and how the economy of bushwick nightlife hits its ceiling at $400. Then of course we get into our favorite billionaire's most recent antics(plus Monique ((ew))) This is our last free review episode! The remaining 11 episodes with special guests will all be paywalled. Find that on our patreon:)
10/19/20221 hour, 46 minutes, 48 seconds
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SD 165- Shop Class with Kaye Loggins

Kaye joins Hesse and Ben to discuss this seasons horror movies, Alex Jones' settlement, that big boob teacher lady in Toronto, and queer adult babies Find Kaye's many amazing projects here: https://linktr.ee/timewharp Subscribe to Seeking Derangements for weekly bonus episodes :)
10/17/20221 hour, 12 minutes
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SD 162 - Undercover Billionaire 2: We're Drinking w/ Jake

It's review number two mamas! We hit you with some business tips of our own, reveal the fattest girl food ever, get drunk, roast Moniques lame ass, thirst for Grant, and worship miss Elaine. Follow Jake @hoe_slut_hoe on IG, go to Heaven in Bushwick, and keep your eyes peeled for Rash's reopening.
10/8/20221 hour, 19 minutes, 19 seconds
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SD 161 - Surrender the Crystals (Patreon Exclusive)

Subscribe to us on Patreon to unlock this episode, and for a weekly bonus episode. We open todays episode running through an insane twink's list of must-haves for potential boyfriends, my recent card abuse in vegas, Jacques gets hot sauce in his eye, Jacques freaks out because Hesse tells him he can't put milk product in his eye, and we end the episode with a quiz in which exposes me as an completely evil person.
10/1/20225 minutes, 6 seconds
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SD 160 - Refused Loads with GIRL GOD

We randomly ran into April Clark and Grace Freud of Girl God and decided to record. We talk about the No Loads Refused Pimped Out Cum Dump Event, Joe Biden implying Elton John has given thousands and thousands of men HIV, Mariah Carey randomly talking about 9/11 on stage, and all the pranks we've pulled over the years. GIRLD GOD IS IN NEW ORLEANS TN YALL! Tickets here: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/girl-god-the-porch-at-the-howlin-tickets/12298615 Reminder that we have weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements
9/28/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 16 seconds
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SD 159 - Undercover Billionaire 1: Slop Town

On tonight's episode we start our newest review series! This is a show you definitely haven't heard of but its going to be your new obsession. It's called Undercover Billionaire and it's deranged. Joining us in our exploration of the American Entrepreneurial Spirit is businesswoman extrordinaire and hate crime victim Jake Sillen (Rash, Heaven, Club Cringe) Join us as we identify key players in the town!  Follow jake on IG! @hoe_slut_hoe
9/23/20221 hour, 24 minutes, 48 seconds
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SD - 157 Hesse is a *itch

Welcome back Mama's, today we open the episode up with some live gambling (which letter will be added to LGBTQIA+), get into Jacques cursing pregnant women's non-binary babies, and end with a very illuminating quiz... Follow us on Patreon for a weekly bonus ep Follow us on IG for memes @seekingderangementsssss Follow us on Twitter for Jaques Thoughts @SSDERANGEMENTSS We Love!
9/16/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 54 seconds
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*TEASER* SD - 155 Get A Grip You Piece Of Junk: The Advice Episode

On this episode we answer listener questions, discuss what senators we think lay the best pipe, and discuss the drama occurring across the pond in Venice with the film Don't Worry Darling. You don't wanna miss this one! We Love! Find us on Patreon at patreon.com/seekingderangements (weekly bonus episode) Follow us on IG: Seekingderangementsssss (banned 5 times) and Twitter: SSDERANGEMENTSS
9/7/20223 minutes, 12 seconds
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SD 154 - To Slay or Not To Slay

SD 154 - To Slay or Not To Slay by Seeking Derangements
9/3/20221 hour, 29 minutes, 56 seconds
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SD 151 - The Trial of Zim

Welcome everyone to a Ben and Jacques solo episode! (Hesse is missing because she got offered that luxury poop job) Jacques and I craft our scheme into the fine art market, talk about being cracked out in Nola, and what its like getting a gun stolen from you while being robbed four nights back to back. Lastly, we are also paid a visit by the reputable Judge Gonsoulin of Vermont who delivers their sentence for the crimes of one Mx. Ezra Miller. Subscribe to us on Patreon at patreon.com/seekingderangements Instagram @seekingderangementsssss Twitter @SSDERANGEMENTSS Intro/// Asha Bhosle - Dum Maro Dum Outro/// Locked Up - It's My Rave
8/18/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 40 seconds
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SD 148 - The Mantis

This is it: The Final Demi Ep! In this one we discuss all the greatest moments of the show so far, the preeminence of alien expert Nick Pope slumming it, we come up with a new name for Demi's fans (Hesse is allowed to make that joke so yell at ben instead) and most importantly of all we meet The Mantis himself! It all wraps up with a very, very special announcement and its all tied in a pretty bow with the hauntingly beautiful music of your new fave, brdrml (@policefala on Twitter) Make sure to check out her bandcamp and send your submissions to the address below! MUSIC// brdrml Intro// I've Heard Those Accusations Before 1st Break// AETHER2 444 2nd Break// The Driums 3rd Break// Super Trooper 2 Outro// Abracadabra brdrml Bandcamp: https://brdrml4938.bandcamp.com/ email for story submissions: [email protected]
7/30/20221 hour, 14 minutes, 40 seconds
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SD 142 - Watermelon Salad

It's a Ben and Hesse solo special!!!!! don't worry we found jacques and zir is safe although zi are speaking fluent cantonese and only fluent cantonese so get ready for that. Song ID's are coming please direct all hate towards Hesse as she forgot to send the ID's also for the record I liked the merzbow additions I just wasn't sure how it would play here. I'm sorry for doubting you guys. Thanks so much for subscribing and listening it means the world to us all.
6/23/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 8 seconds
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Let's Gooo! with David Pourshalimi

Beloved TikTok laywer David Pourshalimi of P&P Law Firm in LA joins us to break down his wins in court, to answer some listener questions, and to get a brief rundown on Jacques criminal history. Find David here TikTok at Pandpfirm2.0 Instagram at pandpfirm Subscribe to us on Patreon for a weekly bonus episode at Patreon.com/Seekingderangements
5/6/20221 hour, 24 minutes, 58 seconds
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SD 131 - Whats a little girl doing at the gay sex arcade?!?

We talk Misha's queerbaiting, illiterate Lea showing her pussy to gay guys, and Jacques run in's with children. Intro/// Alfonso Lovo - Terremoto (Earthquke 1976) Outro/// Bettye Crutcher - So Glad to Have You (1974) Find us on Patreon for weekly episodes! Instagram: @seekingderanementsss Twitter: @SSDERANGEMENTSS
4/29/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 4 seconds
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SD 128 - Ellen ... or Roosevelt

Today the gang figures it all out: The Elluminati, the Rosie Cross Order, It's All Connected! We also discuss Ben's sashay into Tik Tok, Jacques' deadly arts-and-crafts, and how all the celebs are imitating Demi YET AGAIN. ITS. ALL. CONNECTED!!
4/12/20223 minutes, 3 seconds
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"fitskjhcworkdathogn"- President Joe Biden

We talk about the state of the union, Ben gives a review of modafinil (the hillary upper), Jacques gives us a travel report from Oklahoma, Ben and Jacques get into an argument about cajun mardi gras
3/7/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 48 seconds
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SD 120 - Board Meeting

After 2 years and constant bullying by the fans I have decided to become straight. Recommended Reading: Dem congressional candidate is shamed by mother on Twitter after 'getting drunk and shouting at schoolgirls, calling one 'acne f**ker' and another 'Hispanic f**ker' during teen Valentine's sleepover before throwing up in hamper and girl's shoe - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10534653/Democratic-congressional-candidate-apologizes-getting-drunk-shouting-schoolgirls.html In Defense of Abby Broyles - https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/abby-broyles-did-nothing-wrong/ intro/// The Montgomery Express - Who (1974) outro/// Popcorn - Song For You (1981)
3/1/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 30 seconds
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SD 118 - the nuclear option

Apologies for the rough sound on Ben's part. Suggested Reading: The Metaverse Is Going to Suck for Queer People - https://www.them.us/story/metaverse-queer-lgbtq-users-harassment-discrimination-facebook The Worst Part of Che Diaz Was Seeing Myself in Them - https://www.them.us/story/che-diaz-retrospective-nonbinary-representation intro/// Eternity's Children - Mrs. Bluebird (1967) outro/// Rashid Beybutov - В Сад Пошел За Виноградом (1973)
2/20/20221 hour, 8 minutes
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SD 116 - google "🔒CB 1200 Chinese Gay"

Suggested reading: HIV now infects more heterosexual people than gay or bisexual men – https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/feb/09/hiv-infects-heterosexual-gay-bisexual-men-uk-testing-virus The Qinling - Huaihe/Top - Bottom Divide in China - https://www.tiktok.com/@cloudcloutclaud/video/7050788702569663791 intro/// Doris - Did You Give The World Some Love Today Baby? (1970) outro/// Bobbie Gentry - Wedding Bell Blues https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
2/11/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 32 seconds
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SD 114 - Dollar Billeaudeaux

intro/// Brief Encounter - Human (1981) outro/// Dave Plaehn - For You (I'd Undo Anything) (1980) Bonus episodes every week at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
2/1/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 22 seconds
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SD 112 - Goth Chola M&M

Suggested Reading: M&Ms characters to become more inclusive - thehill.com Senators seek new donor rules for gay and bisexual men - 19thnews.org intro/// Raphael - Dead Sea Scrolls (1972) outro/// Ronnie Keaton - Going Down for the Last Time (1974)
1/21/20221 hour, 22 minutes
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SD 111 [Preview] - Theys Beware!

https://www.them.us/story/spironolactone-covid-19-hrt-fox-news https://patreon.com/seeking-derangements
1/18/20226 minutes, 28 seconds
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SD 110 - Trans Miss Frog Louisiana

Probably missed bleeping out a few times they mentioned Jacques' Aunt's name. Oh well. Links: https://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/18/fashion/18nutria.html https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2010/11/bushwick_designers_make_clothe.html https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/rayne-frog-festival https://www.shrimpandpetroleum.org/ https://www.flydenver.com/great_hall/denfiles intro/// Swamp Dogg - The Mind Does the Dancing while the Body Pulls the Strings (1974) outro/// Alfonso Lovo - Sinfonia del Espacio en Do Menor (1976)
1/13/202259 minutes
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SD 109 [PREVIEW] - Dear Queer,

https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
1/7/20224 minutes, 2 seconds
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SD 90 [UNLOCKED] SD 90 - Mustache Realizations with Will Menaker and Felix Biederman

If you were a ghost what kind of ghost would you be? a. pervert ghost b. gay literature ghost c. wise ghost d. demonic ghost intro/// SBB - I Wonder Why (1977) outro/// Sopwith Camel - Fazon (1973)
1/2/20221 hour, 11 minutes
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SD 107 - teh bibble >.> (Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily)

ben's trad now (he read the wikipedia entry for each book in the bible) and is looking for an annoying white woman who he can wear shawls to church with.
12/26/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 3 seconds
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SD 105 - Deerskin Engagements and the Maricon Variant

The SENSITIVE GUMBO documentary by Jacques and Sixtyforty is out NOW for our dear Patreon subscribers. It's been submitted to Sundance about 5 times under different titles because we keep getting banned. Note: Sorry about Ben's audio, I did my best to remove sirens and traffic noise. intro/// Yukihiro Takahashi - Elastic Dummy (1978) outro/// Los Irakere - Bacalao con pan (1976)
12/21/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 30 seconds
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SD 104 [Preview] - The Ballad of Doo-Doo Luke Chrisco and the Furries from Space

Full episode on https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
12/18/20212 minutes, 26 seconds
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SD 103 - In Cannes

Inside the writers room for the Seeking Derangements Gumbo Documentary with our special birthday boy BEN!!!! We submitted the Seeking Derangements Gumbo Documentary to the Un Certain Retard section of Cannes. intro/// Eleanore Mills - Fascinating, Devastating Man (1974) outro/// Djalma Dias - Nada sei de preconceito (1974) you can get BEN a lovely birthday present by subscribing to our patreon: patreon.com/seekingderangements
12/14/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 36 seconds
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SD 100 - The Real Bottoms of Seeking Derangements

Ben was busy today so we brought in friend of the show and fellow white-presenting latino Nate Ruess from the ClayneCast podcast. intro/// Jorge Mautner - Rock da TV (1974) outro/// Lulu Santos - Melô do Amor (1981) https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
12/6/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 59 seconds
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SD 99 [PREVIEW] - The 2nd Semi-Annual Seeking Derangements Q and Gay

full episodes every week at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
12/1/20216 minutes, 26 seconds
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SD 98 - Seeking Derangements Radio Vol. II

With Patrick, Jacques, Hesse and Sweet P Tracklist: [00:01:40] Janko Novoselic - Rogla Beat (Live at Boogie, Zagreb) (2021) [00:12:06] Partenaire Particulier - Partenaire Particulier (1985) [00:20:10] Crane - Crystal Thunder In The Wonder Safari (2000) [00:27:40] The Style Council - Wanted (1987) [00:33:27] King Carl - Blues for Men (1965?) [00:38:36] PinkPantheress - I Must Apologise (2021) [00:43:02] Twitcher - Stopstarty (1994) [00:46:33] La Unión - Lobo-hombre en París (1984) [00:50:38] SBB (Silesian Blues Band) - I Wonder Why (1978) [00:59:21] Orbital - Belfast/Wasted (1992) [01:09:08] New Order - Crystal (2001) [01:18:24] System Olympia feat. P Nut - Falling in Love (2019) [01:22:40] Angela Starr - Disco Dancing (1984) [01:31:46] End Music from Street Trash (1987)
11/28/20211 hour, 34 minutes, 53 seconds
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SD 95 - BONUS BONUS [UNLOCKED]: RH of SLC with Will

Ben, Jacques and Hesse started a Real Housewives of Salt Lake City roundup bonus show for our Patreon. New episodes come out every Monday after the show airs, for Patreon subscribers only. We're unlocking this one since it's more of an intro to RHSLC. Jacques couldn't make it to this one but we got a special guest to fill in... intro/// Can - Give Me No 'Roses' (1977) outro/// Real Estate - In the Garden (Outro) (2021)
11/22/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 56 seconds
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SD 96 [PREVIEW] - Spiritual Confrench

Full bonus episodes every week at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
11/21/20214 minutes, 1 second
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SD 94 - Pete Buttplug

After personally overseeing Ben's firing from the Bernie Campaign as retaliation for revealing Mayor Pete's asexuality, Lis Smith focuses on another step to world domination: getting ahold of a 90-year-old cancer patient's opiate stash. intro/// Silesian Blues Band - Odlot (1975) outro/// Grateful Dead - Viola Lee Blues (Live in San Francisco, May 12, 1970) Listen to the full back catalog of bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
11/16/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 45 seconds
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SD 93 [bonus preview] - It's Giving Latin America

full bonus episodes every week at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
11/12/20212 minutes, 5 seconds
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SD 92 - The Hierarchy Test

With Jacques and Ben back from their Cajun vacation, all four of us finally figure out whether we are "Alpha" (top), "Beta" (bottom) or "Sigma" (vers) podcasters (homos). intro/// Macky Feary Band - You're Young (1978) outro/// Bobby Charles - Big Boys Cry (1965) Bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements
11/7/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 12 seconds
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SD 90 [Patreon Preview]- Mustache Realizations with Will Menaker and Felix Biederman

full eps at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
10/21/20213 minutes, 4 seconds
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SD 88 - Cruising (with Hesse)

Hesse (@ZeroSuitCamus on twitter) joins us to deconstruct Cruising using marxist film analysis with extra gender and a side of queer. Paul Verhoeven should have made this movie instead. patreon.com/seekingderangements - new episodes every week
10/9/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 21 seconds
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SD 78 [UNLOCKED] - 7/22/21 - Littlefield, Brooklyn, NY (Late Show)

SD 78 [UNLOCKED] - 7/22/21 - Littlefield, Brooklyn, NY (Late Show) by Seeking Derangements
9/30/20211 hour, 40 minutes, 38 seconds
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SD 77 [UNLOCKED] - 7/22/21 - Littlefield, Brooklyn, NY (Early Show)

featuring special guests Chapo Trap House and Podcast about List Weekly episodes at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
9/23/20211 hour, 31 minutes, 44 seconds
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SD 72 - God's Rowdy Children feat. Pendejo Time

@jakebrodes from Pendejo Time joins us to talk about ten-gallon-hat chicanos, unruly airport children, and why so many cringey people online love pretending to be from former Yugoslavian countries. Thomas (@len0killer) joins us for a few minutes despite some serious network trouble. You can get more Pendejo Time at https://www.patreon.com/pendejotime intro/// Dyson's Faces - What You Gonna Say Today (1976) outro/// 4th Coming - We Got Love (1969)
6/24/202158 minutes, 14 seconds
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SD 65 - I Got Respected feat. John from Group Project [FULL EP]

This is a freebie that John from Group Project podcast and Jacques recorded this past weekend that I forgot to upload. ================================== John and Jacques chat about expecting seizures, DJ duos, tile shopping, getting respected, endoscopies and much more. Submit your questions for the Group Derangements Misguidance Panel using the foolproof form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf03yS8uYmZO9TvzSc6lUHK_Tf3jsgT4l1B1W3bDioOIQHAkw/viewform
5/20/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 11 seconds
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SD 64 - Jacques and Amber

Girl talk in LA intro/// Cascada - Come Back To Me Baby (1980[?]) outro/// The Soul Invaders - The Price Of Love (1969) A note on the audio: Amber had a bit of an audio issue after coming back with some drinks. I tried cleaning up her audio a little in post, and I think it came out listenable, but I should warn you that the second half is not as clear as the first.
5/11/20211 hour, 25 minutes, 57 seconds
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SD 57 - we are weaning jacques off weed for his own good feat. sarah squirm

This was originally supposed to be just jacques and sarah squirm but I ended up staying on to make sure this episode was listenable. Actually I just forgot to leave because I was busy working on the t shirts. intro/// Hiroshi Sato - Akanegumo-No Machi (1978) outro/// Don Brown - Tango (1977) https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
3/20/20211 hour, 30 minutes, 59 seconds
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SD 56 TEASER - Swasticker feat. Clarke from Group Project

full ep at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
3/11/20217 minutes, 55 seconds
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SD 39 UNLOCKED! - The Assignment AKA Tomboy AKA The (Re)Assignment AKA Tomboy: Revengeance

https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements ------------------------------------------------------------------- Last November we sat down and watched this movie about a pinkpilled forcefemmed assassin for the mob who's turned trans by the direct opposite of Ben Carson - a crazy surgeon with no hands! michelle rodriguez telegraphed her performance in, while tony shalhoub and sigourney weaver delivered probably some of the most electric scenes in cinema history. intro/// Kiyoshi Sugamoto - Yeh! Boogie (1980) outro/// Raney Shockne - Tomboy (Main Title Sequence) (2016)
3/4/20211 hour, 11 minutes, 14 seconds
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SD 51 - trying something new out (with Sarah Squirm)

where we record a really long episode that's really hard to edit and then we post the first half on here, and the second half on our patreon intro/// Сато - Пять четвертей (Take Five) (1981) outro/// Carol Cool - Upside Down (1980)
2/2/20211 hour, 20 minutes
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SD 47 - Guantanamo Gay

They're sending all of you guys over to the federal conversion camps to turn you normal intro/// Spirit - I Want to Go (1977?) outro/// Susana Estrada - Gozame Ya (1982) Weekly episodes over at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
1/27/20211 hour, 40 minutes, 3 seconds
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SD 45 TEASER - Faggy New Year

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
12/28/20202 minutes, 6 seconds
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SD 44 - Ben-less Wonder Feat. Clarke Sondermann

Ben's busy with a couple new projects with friend of the pod Glenn Greenwald so Jacques and I took the opportunity to record a very long episode with our friend Clarke Sondermann. Clarke has a new podcast called Group Project which you can find HERE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/group-project-with-john-and-clarke/id1542818367 Ben, Jacques and I will also be reviewing a few of the movies featured in this ep on Patreon in the next couple of months, so stay tuned on there for that: https://patreon.com/seekingderangements intro/// Transs - Senja Dan Kahlua (1983?) pee break/// Masataka Matsutoya - Hong Kong Night Sight (1977) outro/// The Cabildos - Barrio Bueno (1974)
12/22/20201 hour, 29 minutes, 46 seconds
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SD 40 TEASER - Cancel Your Thanksgiving

https://patreon.com/seeking-derangements
11/26/20205 minutes, 42 seconds
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SD 38 - Obama Gone Pitchfork

our fat titty ex-president put out a really pathetic playlist the other day full of shit he probably doesn't even listen to because he's a POSER intro/// Cara Stewart - What Time Does The Last Moon Leave? (1957?) outro/// Hirth Martinez - Altogether Alone (1975) Weekly premium episodes at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
11/19/20201 hour, 5 minutes
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SD 36 TEASER - Rita Rizzoli

https://www.patreon.com/posts/sd-36-43483921
11/3/20204 minutes, 16 seconds
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SD 35 TEASER - Jacques' Hemorrhoid Journey

This week we answered some, er, burning questions from our patrons. Full episode's at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
10/25/20204 minutes, 25 seconds
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UNLOCKED SD 33 - Jacques Visibility Day feat. Pod About List

the pod list boys are back to get "a little queer" with us if you know what I mean... We also just recorded a 2-hour special loveline/mailbag episode for our beautiful patrons at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements intro/// Soul Throbs - Little Girl (1975) outro/// Grupo Arco Iris - Coisas Da Vida (1972)
10/24/20201 hour, 13 minutes, 30 seconds
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SD 34 TEASER - Cis-Hetero Joe

https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
10/15/20202 minutes, 50 seconds
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SD 33 TEASER - What if he dies

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
10/8/20202 minutes, 48 seconds
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SD 33 TEASER - Jacques Visibility Day feat. Pod About List

as always, full episodes are up on patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/42115930
9/28/20202 minutes, 42 seconds
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SD 31 - Pee Break pt 1 feat. Amber A'Lee Frost

Spending some time with Jacques' long-lost mother. So much time in fact, that we have an entire second half of this on our patreon. Love you all x intro/// The Apples - Mind Twister (1978) intermission/// Os Novos Baianos - Isabel (1974) outro/// Greg Foat - Sapphire Dreams (2019) https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
9/23/202054 minutes, 51 seconds
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SD 29 TEASER - Stealing Puerto Rican Valor

trying to teach jacques how gender reveal parties work. full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/41426870
9/9/20201 minute, 38 seconds
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Bonus: SD Medicine Show Vol. 2

Jacques was gracious enough to record with me before my camping trip in the wilderness, just a little bit of talking before diving into his latest mix. We're dropping it as a freebie for our devoted fans and followers tonight. Have a nice weekend, everyone! intro... Willie West & The Meters - Fairchild (1970) outro... The Duncan Bros. - Dreams (197?)
9/5/20201 hour, 12 minutes, 3 seconds
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SD 27 - The Most Dangerous Gay

dishin' on that boy randy at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
8/18/20203 minutes, 11 seconds
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Jacques Bonus Mix: Garfeild Hates Mondays

little mix with a little bit of everything
8/18/20201 hour, 35 minutes, 25 seconds
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SD 26 TEASER - Latino Outreach

full episode here: https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
8/10/20202 minutes, 43 seconds
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SD 25 TEASER - Therapy

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8/4/20202 minutes, 43 seconds
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SD 24 - Help Me feat. Pod About List

we had the pod list boys on and we all screamed a lot. jacques is getting a mic soon. ben got his a few days ago. life is pain. have a nice one links: https://twitter.com/SSDERANGEMENTSS https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements track id: intro/// Lou Courtney - I Don't Need Nobody Else (1974) outro/// Cici Kizlar - Gencim, Yaşamı Severim (1975)
7/28/20201 hour, 6 minutes, 26 seconds
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SD 23 - Load Wiperz TEASER

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7/25/20204 minutes, 23 seconds
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BONUS - the 1st Annual Sweet Palma vs Sensitive Jacques Mix

Sweet Palma and Sensitive Jacques finally release their first of many collab mixes tracklist: Miro Miroe - Do Androids Dream? Orchestre Baobab - Kelen Ati Leen Orange Juice - Rip It Up Tommy McGee - Now That I Have You Wendy Rene - She's Moving Away The Ray Alexander Technique - Save Me Washra - Wahashtony Orlandivo - Onde Ana o Meu Amor? Jam City - How We Relate to the Body 12" Mix The Pretenders - It's Everything About You Rajan James - Time Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - Romance of the Telescope
7/14/20201 hour
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UNLOCKED SD 13 - 3 AM Moscow Time feat. Glenn Greenwald

We sat down with Glenn a few weekends ago to talk Bolsonaro's 'rona resistance, the Bernie/Biden “unity task forces,” and a little throwback to Joy Ann Reid's homophobic blog posts (bring those back, Joy I beg you) intro/// Elza Soares - Som, Amor, Trabalho e Progresso outro/// Willy Santana - Mais Uma Chance
7/7/20201 hour, 4 minutes, 46 seconds
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SD 20 TEASER - Born Retired

sorry about the audio full episodes and more at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
6/28/20202 minutes, 36 seconds
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SD 19 - afro-lateeno

(extremely obvious, affected spanish accent) hello yes mi name is roberto "estraser" i was born in wenesuela my granfader he die in concentraysho camp, he fell out gard tawer... and i am afro-lateeno intro/// La Logia Sarabanda - Guayaba outro/// Lizzy Mercier Descloux - Hard Boiled Babe
6/23/20201 hour, 11 minutes, 3 seconds
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SD 18 TEASER - 2 Fast 2 Furious

that's what we're putting on jacques' gravestone when he d*es more eps at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
6/19/20202 minutes, 22 seconds
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SD 16 TEASER - Straight for Copwives

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
6/6/20203 minutes, 43 seconds
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SD 15 - HAPPY PRIDE Y'ALL 🌈🏳‍🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜

just kidding lol pride's canceled anyway If you can go protest safely, go out and protest. It is your right, and you should take advantage of that. If you can't protest, consider donating to your local bail fund. There's a fairly comprehensive list at https://bailfunds.github.io If you can't protest and can't contribute to bail funds, there is always something you can do. Contact your local DSA, IWW, PSL, or BLM organization for a way to help. intro/// Arnie Love and the Lovettes - We Had Enough (1981) outro/// 20th Century Steel Band - Heaven And Hell Is On Earth (1975)
6/3/202057 minutes
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SD 14 TEASER - If My Son Calls Me Gay Imma Sell Him

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5/26/20201 minute, 29 seconds
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SD 13 TEASER - 3 AM Moscow time feat. Glenn Greenwald

We sat down with Glenn this weekend to talk Bolsonaro's 'rona resistance, Biden's 'rona task force, and a little throwback to Joy Ann Reid's homophobic blog posts (bring those back, Joy I beg you) https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
5/18/20202 minutes, 11 seconds
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SD 12 - Global Queer Panic feat. Amber

Amber sits down to chat with us about a couple of out-of-pocket queer "activists". Ben talks for 15 minutes about this old-ass safe in the apartment he's squatting. intro/// Rashid Beybutov - Город Мой Баку outro/// Bobby Reed - The Time Is Right For Love
5/17/20201 hour, 8 minutes, 33 seconds
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SD 11 TEASER: I don't even know anymore feat. Jacques

Back by popular demand and on a permanent basis we had Sensitive Jacques back on the pod to talk us through his maternity clothes, getting hit by a car several times, mother's day, and the fine line between "healer" and "script-writer". We get real stupid in this one. Full episode is up at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
5/11/20204 minutes, 31 seconds
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SD 10 - Vet on Homo Violence feat. Jacques

We talk to Ben's friend Jacques about his veteran neighbor who wants to kill him, PC music, working at restaurants, Denver's haunted demon vibes, and baby names. I feel like I lost like 35 iq points after recording this one.... anyone else smell burning toast? outro/// Didier Makaga - Minuit L'heure du Swing bonus episodes every week at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements Jacques' mixcloud is at https://www.mixcloud.com/jacques-gonsoulin/ You can send him money on venmo at marioparty2 You can buy his music at https://angelica69.bandcamp.com
5/5/20201 hour, 44 minutes, 42 seconds
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UNLOCKED SD 6: Boys' Chat feat. Felix Biederman & Brandon Wardell

To coincide with our appearance on Chapo, we are unlocking this premium episode of Seeking Derangements for free. You can find more premium eps at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements Love you! intro/// Christine Lewin - Juicy Fruit Ben and I had Felix and Brandon on the pod to talk about internet freaks but we all spent like 45 minutes talking about the people who had the biggest influences on us as younger people and "internet activists". outro/// Wally Badarou - Back To Scales Tonight
4/28/20201 hour, 40 minutes, 40 seconds
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SD 8 Teaser - RIP Kim Jong Un feat. Will Menaker

We recorded this while that news broke about Kim Jong Un being in "grave danger" and I think we all lost it. Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/36293986 ben: twitter.com/b8tch_updates palma: https://twitter.com/palmaunllmited
4/22/20204 minutes, 19 seconds
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SD7: The Bernie Postmortem

intro/// Jane Duboc - Se Eu Te Pego De Jeito Ben and I have been working on this episode for the last couple of weeks, interviewing his colleagues and coworkers about what happened to Bernie Sanders' 2020 presidential campaign. Dimitri and Mia join us to illustrate the strengths and weaknesses of the campaign, and the role management played in its downfall. outro/// Maxi Anderson - Lover to Lover
4/19/20201 hour, 35 minutes, 40 seconds
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TEASER SD 6: Boys' Chat feat. Felix Biederman & Brandon Wardell

Ben and I had Felix and Brandon on the pod to talk about internet freaks but we ended up talking about the people who had the biggest influences on us as younger people and "internet activists". https://www.patreon.com/posts/sd-6-boys-chat-35976510
4/14/20203 minutes, 31 seconds
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SD 5: A New Deranged Era feat. Kath Krueger

intro /// Batteaux - Tell Her She's Lovely We got Kath Krueger on the pod to talk to us about white women, snakes in the Democratic grass, Nicaraguans, and about how Mexicans are the most racist country in latin america. Big love! outro /// Karen Smith - Pillow Talk =============================== ben - twitter.com/bitch_updates palma - twitter.com/PALMAUNLlMITED patreon - patreon.com/seekingderangements
4/6/20201 hour, 27 minutes, 44 seconds
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SD 4 teaser - White Woman Extinction Hour feat. Muslim Rumspringa

Subscribe today for this and more bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
4/2/202010 minutes, 11 seconds
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SD 3: Tiger Kings feat. brace belden

Ben and I lost our minds after watching the tiger doc so we had a jewish gun-owning podcaster talk about it with us. ///intro/// Richard Stepp - Caught Up In A Whirlwind (1979); ///outro/// the Alessi Bros. - You Can Have It Back (1976);
3/29/20201 hour, 7 minutes, 6 seconds
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Episode 1: Seeking Derangements

WE ARE HERE AND WE ARE QUEER and also we have a podcast. Ben's Friend's Prison Canteen Fund: https://www.paroleprepny.org/donate Sum Linx: Our Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements https://twitter.com/bitch_updates https://twitter.com/PALMAUNLlMITED intro/// Lavender Country - Cryin' These Cocksuckin' Tears outro/// Erasmo Carlos - Meu Mar (single version)
3/18/20201 hour, 10 minutes, 19 seconds