MERGEFIELD Description Are you there, God? It's me, Brian De Palma's male gaze. Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 4/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment <span style

 MERGEFIELD Description Hornt up… for death!  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3<span style='mso-no-proof:

The lesson here is get better friends Approachability: 2/10 (Relentless stalker horror) Content Warnings: Abusive relationship; Stalking; Suicide; Gaslighting; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film Livestream: Sat Nov 25 @ 3pm: SESSION 9 (2001) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on <a href="http://welcom

"It's giving Lana-Del-Rey-coquette-Tumblr-girl realness" Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin  Approachability: 8/10 (It's mild, horror-wise, but creepy in every sense of the word) Content Warnings: Child Sexual assault; Creepy imagery; Animal Death; Actual Animal Harm; Next Wee

"Unsafe at Any Speed" Approachability: 3/10 (When it decides to get graphic, it absolutely does) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Animal death; Suicide; Ableist caricatures; Racist narratives Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: <a href=

Ever wondered how to get murdered by snails? Approachability: 7/10 (Someone gory, scary, but ultimately very goofy) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Stalking; Predatory men Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart

Shorts: Buffy S4E10 "Hush" (1999); Unedited Footage of a Bear (2015); Seasons Greetings (2016); Curve (2021); LOCAL58TV “Weather Service” (2017); The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011) Playlist of shorts here and Buffy is here. Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies here) Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Jump scares; Doppelganger; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Incest; Sexual Assault Tomorrow’s Film  <p class="MsoNormal"

National Treasure meets DaVinci Code meets Blair Witch Approachability: 2/10 (Claustrophobic as heck) Content Warnings: claustrophobia; creepy figures; suicide; jump scares; some blood Next Week’s Film   Halloween Bonus Episode on 10/30. We're watching Buffy S4E10 "Hush" and selected horror short films. Playlist of short available here, and <a href= "https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/buffy-the-vampi

This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: <a href= "https://www.grant-s

Shorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching Jake aout the Camcorder, Jan '97 (2021); Bedfellows (2014); Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (2011) Playlist of shorts here  Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies wildly here) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Scary faces/figures in dark; Infant death; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Sh

Hey Siri, leave me the fuck alone Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches) Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment Next Week’s Film Friday the 13th Bonus Ep on 9/13! We'll be watching short horror films. Here's a playlist, so you can watch along, too. RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & <a href= "https://twitter.com/c

Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier! Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one) Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings, Covid-lockdown, & depression Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & <a href= "https://twitter

Expressionistic Germans are at it again. Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch) Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Gran

A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your time) Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: <a href= "https://www.grant-stewart.com/

Are you haunted or do you just need help? Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny) Content Warnings: Suicide; Pimping/Sexual Intimidation; Creepy Ghosts; Ghost of Deceased Parent; Stalking; Violent Stabbings; Bullying Next Week’s Film  Patreon Live Stream: PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) Sat. Sept 19 @ 3pm ET RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: <a href= "ht

Satan-loving French people are at it again Approachability: 4/10 (Goes hard into spooky/creepy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery; Trapped underwater; Claustrophobia; Haunted House suspense Next Week’s Film  Patreon Live Stream: Sept 16 @ 3pm PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) RandomHorror

“Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.” Approachability: 9/10 (PG-Rated level scares/violence) Content Warnings: Mild blood; Snake attack Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart

 MERGEFIELD Description If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you. Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment <sp

 MERGEFIELD Description Those express trains get you every time. Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment <span style="mso-no-proof: y

 MERGEFIELD Description This movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww"  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Symphony Sanders  Approachability: </s

 MERGEFIELD Description Who are you?  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Janina Matthewson  Approachability:  MERGEFIE

 MERGEFIELD Description Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!! Approachability:   MERGEFIELD Rate 2/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment <span style="mso-no-proof:

 MERGEFIELD Description What if Alien… but with titties?  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3<span style=

 MERGEFIELD Description Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters…  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7<!-- [if supportFi

 MERGEFIELD Description They are not communsts or immigrants. They are ants. That's all.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Andrew Scahill  Approachability:

 MERGEFIELD Description I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8<!-- [

 MERGEFIELD Description If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3<!--

 MERGEFIELD Description A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7<!-- [if suppo

 MERGEFIELD Description A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 1<!-- [if s

 MERGEFIELD Description Therapy: The Movie  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 6<span style='mso-no-proof:

 MERGEFIELD Description FOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate <span style="mso-no-proof: yes;"

 MERGEFIELD Description For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 2<!-- [if s

 MERGEFIELD Description How do Leprechaun work?  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8<span style='mso-no-pro

 MERGEFIELD Description Witch, please  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin  Approachability:  MERG

 MERGEFIELD Description Say, that's a funny-looking card deck, pal  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Symphony Sanders  Approachability: <span styl

 MERGEFIELD Description Do what mirror demon says and Fill the Bowl  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 6<sp

 MERGEFIELD Description Be the Aunt Martha you wish to see in the world.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Anthony Hudson  Approachability: <span style='

 MERGEFIELD Description Ask your doctor which Demon of the Prairie is right for you.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8<!-- [if s

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 MERGEFIELD Description They probably should have gone to Barcelona.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 1<

 MERGEFIELD Description The Oscar for best use of "star wipe" goes to…  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 9

 MERGEFIELD Description Imagine Johnny Depp as a shitty boyfriend  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3<spa

 MERGEFIELD Description Gimme that old time religion.   MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8<span style='m

 MERGEFIELD Description God's judgment is clear, but what about OSHA's?  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Chris Brown (Check out the trailer for Chris' new film Darkest of Lies) Approachability: <!

It was CAPITALISM that killed the beast. Approachability: 7/10 (Legitimate thriller, for a 90-year-old film) Content Warnings: Old-timey misogyny; super racist caricatures; monster attacks; animal death Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream Feb 19: The Happiness of the Katakuris (2002)  patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David

I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, but Hollywood has a 4-montage limit. Approachability: 9/10 (More of a lightly-dark comedy about vampires than a horror movie) Content Warnings: Suicide; Mental institution abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & <a href= "h

Cook like an Egyptian... Approachability: 8/10 (Gory/bloody but in the most campy way possible) Content Warnings: Stalker/Killer; silly-looking blood Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram</a

Your standard Lovecraftian/Modern Dance/Cold War/Divorce Drama Approachability: 3/10 (Brilliant, but a tough watch for the squeamish) Content Warnings: Emotional abuse/manipulation; Physical domestic violence; Graphic miscarriage; Bodily possession; Child death; Slimy tentacle beast; Suicide; Dog death; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon <a href="https://twitt

"Hail to the king, baby" Special Guest: Alex Steed  Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements) Content Warnings: Cartoonish blood, demons Jan 21 Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)  Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Ran

We have a feeling that this is not at all the final chapter. Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 3/10 (Predictable, yet creative kills; But that plot, eek.) Content Warnings: Graphic death sequences; Jump scares Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin <a

If by "chopping," you mean "lasers to the face," then yes, this title works. Approachability: 5/10 (Boobs, blood, and beer. It's another 80s horror flick) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; spiders; snakes Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Friday the 13th Bonus Episode Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart

Bands today just don't hail satan quite like they used to. Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire Approachability: 7/10 (Silly and cheap with a bitchin’ 80s hair metal soundtrack) Content Warnings: Murder; Mild blood; Monsters Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, <a href="https://le

PSA: Don't surprise people with pets as Christmas gifts Approachability: 7/10 (Silly but still scary ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore (mostly Gremlin deaths) Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/randomhor

That's not a Christmas movie… THIS is a Christmas movie. Approachability: 8/10 (Beautifully-shot slow-burn drama) Content Warnings: Non-simulated animal death; Suicide; Men Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/random

The weirdest episode of LOVE IT OR LIST IT ever Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin  Approachability: 1/10 (Holiday Inn Express - New Orleans-style) Content Warnings: Graphic (and creative) Gore; Spiders Patreon Live Stream Sun Dec 18 @ 3pm ET: The Descent (2006)  Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin <a href="http://patreon.com/randomho

Dr. Carl Hill was a Head of his time. Approachability: 2/10 (Your standard Lovecraftian body-horror gross-out comedy) Content Warnings: Body Horror/Gore; Animal death; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & <a href= "https://www.instagram.

A tour-de-force by America's Finest Karen Approachability: 6/10 (Campy and low-rent and mostly fun) Content Warnings: Drugging/Sexual Assault; Racist imagery; Jump scares Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/randomh

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead. Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory zombie apocalypse / Shakespearean tragedy ) Content Warnings: Animal death; Graphic gore; Graphic child/infant death. Up Next: Trilogy of Terror (1975)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & <a hre

New phone. Who's this? Approachability: 5/10 (Tense (but not overly gory or jumpy) thriller about child abduction.) Content Warnings: Parental child abuse, Child abduction/imprisonment, Violent bullying, Bloody murder Up Next: Blood Quantum (2019)  Nov 19 Live Stream: Over the Garden Wall (2014)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random

Hey Random Horror 9 listeners, so I, Jeffrey Cranor, and Joseph Fink have a brand new fiction podcast. It's the first we've made together since Welcome to Night Vale.  It's called UNLICENSED, and here is episode 1: "The Detective of Citrus Avenue." All episodes of Season 1 are available right now at audible.com/unlicensed. So if you sign up for their 30 day free trial, you'll have plenty of time to listen to all 12! Cecil and I will be back on Tuesday, Nov 15, with a new episode of Random Horror 9!

Who's a good boy? Is it you? It IS you! Approachability: 3/10 (It’s a war movie but with werewolves.) Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Animal Death; Jump scares Up Next: The Black Phone (2021)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & <a href= "https://www.inst

A post-WWII German village in Chile? That seems perfectly fine, and not sinister at all. Approachability: 9/10 (Beautiful, stunning arthouse creepfest) Content Warnings: Disturbing abstract visuals; Cultish emotional abuse; Based loosely on true story of a village run by a child-sexual-predator and Nazi soldier. Up Next: Dog Soldiers (2002)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon <a href

Please. Call me Sam. Mister Hain was my father. Approachability: 4/10 (Not a lot of scares. But plenty of weird/gory practical effects. ) Content Warnings: Gory/creative deaths, Child death Up Next: The Wolf House (2018) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & <a hr

Leave the horse. Take the clown truck. Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!  Approachability: 9/10 (Super campy B-movie) Content Warnings: Gross creatures; Animal death; Suicide; Loud scream-scares; Sexual assault Up Next: The Wolf House (2018)  Oct 31 Bonus Ep: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)  LiveStream Oct 29: Pulse (2001)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editin

"Where's it at, Monistat?" Approachability: 6/10 (More satirical than scary) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Violent Misogyny Up Next: The Day of the Triffids (1962)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, &

How hard is it to hide from a tractor-trailer? Approachability: 5/10 (TROMA movie on a cocaine budget) Content Warnings: Animal death; Child Death; Tight Spaces; Blood/Gore; Jump scares Up Next: Jennifer's Body (2009)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & <a href

What's more realistic? The cartoon snake or Jon Voight's Paraguay accent? Special Guest: Jen Brown https://brownrecluseproductions.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (Super goofy CGI 90s B-movie) Content Warnings: Animal harm; CGI Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Suicide Up Next: Maximum Overdrive (1986) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/maximum-overdrive-stephen-king RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter

"Mommy, where do kittens come from?" Approachability: 4/10 (Weird, tense and super gross revenge tale) Content Warnings: Sexual Harrassment/Violence; Body horror; Eating disgusting things; Graphic animal death; Jump scares; Creepy monsters/figures. Up Next: Anaconda (1997)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, <a href="https://lett

Let's give Heather some love. Special Guests: Pablo Escobar & Paul Jordan of the Scared Gay! podcast   Approachability: 6/10 (Very tense, but mostly bloodless, found footage classic) Content Warnings: Lost in the woods; Brief, explicit gore; Shaky cam Up Next: Brand New Cherry Flavor (2021)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin <a href="http://patreon.com/randomhorro

Don't sleep and drive. Approachability: 8/10 (Bollywood thriller w/low budget SFX but high budget musical numbers) Content Warnings: Jump scares/sudden loud noises; Gaslighting; Domestic violence; Suicide Up Next: The Blair Witch Project (1999)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, <a href="https://letterboxd.com/rando

Wait… what? Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 8/10 (More fever dream than horror film) Content Warnings: Jump scares, Blood/gore, Sexual assault, Racism, Hitting a child, Abortion Up Next: Raaz (2002)  Patreon Live Stream (Sept 11): Eyes Without a Face (1960)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin <a

They for real filmed a zombie fighting a shark. Approachability: 2/10 (Super gory and campy zombie-fest) Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Domestic abuse; Racist voodoo tropes Up Next: The Visitor (1979)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & <a href= "https://ww

Special Guest: Glen Cullen https://flinchingwithdelight.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (Comedy meta-horror, not that scary, but very heart-felt) Content Warnings: Blood, jump scares, parental death Up Next: Zombie (1979)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, <a href="https://letterboxd.com/r

Not for the faint (or even the strong) of heart. Approachability: 1/10 (Intense and explicit. Could be very triggering re: sexual assault & child abuse) Content Warnings: Graphic sex; Graphic sexual assault; graphic child sexual abuse; graphic genital mutilation Up Next: The Final Girls (2015)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter<

Never look a tonguehorse in the mouth. Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 5/10 (Gory but also 80s-style campy) Content Warnings: Sexual assault; suggestion of incestuous relationship; blood/gore Up Next: In the Realm of the Senses (1976)  Live Stream Aug 13: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo:

You're *such* a gemini. Approachability: 6/10 (Stilted, but campy/fun splatter flick) Content Warnings: Animal death, child death, jump scares, blood/gore Up Next: Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHor

Busby Berkeley in the Amazon Approachability: 10/10 (G-Rated monster picture) Content Warnings: it's as approachable as anything Up Next: Madhouse (1981) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of <a href="http://nightvalepresents.c

Always read the contract. Approachability: 4/10 (Tightly-wound imprisonment thriller.) Content Warnings: sexual assault. stalking, gaslighting, suicidal ideation, imprisonment Up Next: Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter & <a href="https://www.instagram.com

A strong case for eyebrow-threading and Invisalign Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 9/10 (Both of ‘em: classy and spooky.) Content Warnings: Spookiness, Blood-drinking, Anti-semitic tropes (1922) Up Next: Unsane (2019) Patreon Livestream (July 16): House on Haunted Hill (1959) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts  Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart  Logo: David Baldwin Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9

The nail in the coffin of the 1990s Rom-com Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif Approachability: 1/10 (It’s a brilliant film, but it is brutal.) Content Warnings: Child abuse (potentially sexual); Graphic torture; Animal death; Blood/gore. Up Next: Nosferatu (1922) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/nosferatu RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

I'll just have a salad. Thanks. Approachability: 7/10 (Horror-light; but still a dark comedy touching on tough things) Content Warnings: Date rape drug; Imprisonment; Torture; Cannibalism; Misogyny; Body Horror Up Next: Audition (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/audition RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Hellraiser on a space ship. Approachability: 3/10 (Super gory ghoul-fest on a spaceship) Content Warnings: Blood/gore, Body Horror, Suicide, Existential Horror, Jump scares Up Next: Fresh (2022) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/fresh-2022 Patreon Live Stream 6/27: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tucker-and-dale-vs-evil  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents ht

Welcome to the Wolf Man Cinematic Universe Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY Approachability: 10/10 (Some people die, I guess?) Content Warnings: (none) Up Next: Event Horizon (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/event-horizon-1997 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

This is why I stay at hotels and not Airbnb. Approachability: 1/10 (Not at all for the horror squeamish. Nope. Not one bit.) Content Warnings: Home invasion, blood/stabbings, jump scares Up Next: Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/frankenstein-meets-the-wolfman RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

[ominous singing in a foreign language] Approachability: 9/10 (Stage-play scary; not really horror movie scary) Content Warnings: burning witches; knife sacrifice; general misogyny Up Next: The Strangers (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-strangers RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

This week, we have: the Mystery Machine, a Confusing Mermaid, and Freaky Country Folks. Approachability: 7/10 (Most of the horror here is in jump scares and creepy faces) Content Warnings: Child abuse, general creepiness, jump scares, zombie-ish gore Up Next: The City of the Dead (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-city-of-the-dead RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The Cenobytes are probably really into Wordle. Approachability: 2/10 (Maggots and roaches and blood, oh my!) Content Warnings: Gore, Body horror Up Next: Shake, Rattle & Roll 2k5 (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/shake-rattle-and-roll-2k5 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The hockey mask debut-eth. Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://twitter.com/lilymischief Approachability: 4/10 (It's a slasher: it's a creeper doin' creative kills) Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife murders, Gore Up Next: Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser Patreon Live Show (May 14): Goodnight Mommy (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/goodnight-mommy RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

"Demons" is Italian for zombie-vampires Approachability: 2/10 (Gory zombie/vampire/demon hybrid w/a bitchin’ soundtrack) Content Warnings: Extreme gore/violence, Body horror Up Next: Friday the 13th Part III (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/crystal-japan AND Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser Patreon Live Show (May 14): Goodnight Mommy (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/goodnight-mommy RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Man, fuck these kids... AND their corn. Approachability: 6/10 (Splattery but not gory; scary but not tense) Content Warnings: Knifings; child death; animal death; religious fervor; jump scares; Up Next: Demons (1985) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/demons-1985 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Sometimes more is less. But sometimes more is MORE. Approachability: 4/10 (A stylish smorgasbord of tropes and traumas) Content Warnings: miscarriage, sexual assault, dissociation, unreality, violent murder, suicide, self-harm, imprisonment, abortion, ableist epithets/tropes (down syndrome), blood/gore Up Next: Children of the Corn (1984) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-of-the-corn RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Where's Waldo? But make it creepy. Approachability: 7/10 (More of a family drama and mystery thriller, but those ghost faces are cree-py) Content Warnings: Ghostly images; Sexual relationship w/teenager Up Next: American Horror Story: Murder House (2011) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/american-horror-story-freak-show/season-1 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Mike's Hard Disney Cartoon Approachability: 9/10 (Violent but still a kid’s movie w/ a happy ending) Content Warnings: Cartoon animal death Up Next: Lake Mungo (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lake-mungo Live Stream Apr 16 3pm: The Thing (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/thing-the  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

And the Oscar for Doing The Most goes to… Approachability: 9/10 (More of a campy thriller than a horror.) Content Warnings: Gaslighting Up Next: The Secret of NIMH (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-secret-of-nimh Patreon Live Stream Apr 16: The Thing (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/thing-the RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Don't read about it. Don't worry about being scared/grossed out. Just watch it. Approachability: 9/10 (Smart, complicated, and fun comedy) Content Warnings: Lots of fake-looking Blood/Dismemberment Up Next: Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/what-ever-happened-to-cousin-charlotte RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Just say no to blood, kids. Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 9/10 (Artsy Fartsy; not Scary Mary.) Content Warnings: Lots of Consent/Non-consent dialogue; Blood Up Next: One Cut of the Dead (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/one-cut-of-the-dead RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Never trust neighbors or actors. Approachability: 7/10 (Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary.) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Gaslighting Up Next: The Addiction (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-addiction LIVE SHOW Mar 19 @ 3pm ET: The Fly (1986) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-fly RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The first year of high school is always the roughest. Approachability: 5/10 (Super violent (but also super fun) proto-Hunger Games) Content Warnings: Child death; gore; suicide; reference to child sexual abuse Up Next: Rosemary's Baby (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rosemarys-baby RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

She's my mother's sister's girl. Special Guest: Gennifer Hutchison https://twitter.com/GennHutchison Approachability: 4/10 (Weird and disorienting more than scary) Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Incest, Domestic abuse, Creepy/Disturbing imagery Up Next: Battle Royale (2000) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/battle-royale RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Everyone has that super annoying little brother. Approachability: 1/10 (Gory, scary, violent, tragic, creepy, dumb. And kind of non-stop about it.) Content Warnings: Gore, Jump scares, Domestic abuse Up Next: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/twin-peaks-the-movie RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

A good plumber is hard to find. Approachability: 3/10 (Creepy ghost child; Child death; Jump scares) Content Warnings: Bloodless but still a nightmare starter kit Up Next: Malignant (2021) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/malignant-2021 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Whitney believed children are our future, but she never met THESE kids. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (It's classy but scarier & more disturbing than you think) Content Warnings: Descriptions of Domestic Abuse, Suggestion of Child Sexual Abuse, Creepy kids, Child death, Jump scares Up Next: Dark Water (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dark-water Live Patreon Show Sat Feb 12 @ 3pm ET: Sleepy Hollow (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/sleepy-hollow RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorr

Spoiler: the sneering, lion-poaching, French aristocrat turns out to be the baddie. Approachability: 8/10 (Intense like a thriller, not scary like a horror film.) Content Warnings: Rape/Incest, Animal death/harm; Blood/gore; Racist Language Up Next: The Innocents (1961) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-innocents-1961 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The piranhas escaped enclosure by swimming through the plot holes. Approachability: 6/10 (Goofy but plentiful gore) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Aquaphobia; Child death Up Next: Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/brotherhood-of-the-wolf RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

What to expect when you're expecting (a werewolf baby) Approachability: 8/10 (Horror fairy tale w minimal scares) Content Warnings: Child death; Animal Death; One scene graphic gore Up Next: Piranha (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/piranha RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Come here and let mommy clean you up. Approachability: 6/10 (Psych thriller with a body horror climax) Content Warnings: Body horror; Child harm; Emotional manipulation; Jump scares Up Next: Good Manners (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/good-manners LIVE PATREON SHOW Jan 15 @ 3pm ET Ravenous (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ravenous RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

I swear I did NOT SEE what the NAZI did. Approachability: 2/10 (So tense, so bloody) Content Warnings: Graphic violence, Neo-nazis Up Next: The Brood (1979) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-brood RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Thinking of going vegetarian? Start here. Approachability: 1/10 (The mouth noises are a lot, but so is the body horror) Content Warnings: Cannibalism, graphic abortion, miscarriage, child death, incest, body horror Up Next: Green Room (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/green-room RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Don't waste time on broody ex-boyfriends. Approachability: 5/10 (More tragic than scary, but still a few blind corners & creepy visuals) Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual Assault, Jump scares, Knife attack, Home invasion Up Next:  Dumplings (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dumplings RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

You think your N95 mask is uncomfortable... Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire Approachability: 7/10 (Creepy more than anything, but also spikes in a face) Content Warnings: Grisly death/grisly corpse, General creepiness Up Next: Rift (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rift-2017 Livestream, Dec 18 @ 3pm ET:  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Zombies be shoppin'. Approachability: 5/10 (So much blood and gore, but it's not super real-looking) Content Warnings: Lots of blood & gore (low budget looking); Child death Up Next: Black Sunday (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/black-sunday-1961 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

ET fucks around and finds out. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 4/10 (Very funny but also very scary and very gory.) Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Child death; Animal death; Racial profiling Up Next: Dawn of the Dead (1978) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJTmrNK92aQ RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

There's no reason to own a clown doll, okay? Approachability: 3/10 (More gross than gory. But very gross. And spooky as all get out) Content Warnings: Body horror; Creepy haunting shit; Jump Scares; Clown Doll Up Next: Attack the Block (2011) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/attack-the-block RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Sure, their food is okay, but what does Pizza Hut think about abortion? Special Guest: Joseph Fink https://twitter.com/PlanetOfFinks Approachability: 5/10 (The bone & fingernail breaks are intense, I guess?) Content Warnings: Animal death; Blood; Jump scares; Claustrophobia; Up Next: Poltergeist (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/poltergeist RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The key word here is "experimental." Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 9/10 (More arthouse than horror film) Content Warnings: Suicide Up Next: The Pool (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-pool-2018 Livestream 11/13 3pmET: It Follows (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/it-follows RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Spoiler: in the end, it turns out Connecticut is terrible. Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY Approachability: 7/10 (No blood/jumps. TW for manipulative relationships) Content Warnings: Gaslighting, Misogyny, Domestic Violence Up Next: Ganja & Hess (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ganja-and-hess RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

"What the fuck am I doing? I don't know." - John Carpenter, on writing this film. Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen Approachability: 4/10 (Lotsa blood & slasher-y tension) Content Warnings: Stalking; Knifings; Jump scares Up Next: The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

It all depends on how much you like Sondheim. Special Guests: Stacie Ponder & Anthony Hudson https://www.gaylordsofdarkness.com/ Approachability: 9/10 (It's a stage show. Not horror film-scary at all. But some CWs) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide, Up Next: Halloween II (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/halloween-ii-the-nightmare-isnt-over AND The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightva

I'm not sure this is a union-sanctioned theater retreat. Approachability: 8/10 (Silly, low budget. Minimal scares, blood and creep-factor) Content Warnings: Sudden and sustained loud noises Up Next: Sweeney Todd (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/sweeney-todd-the-demon-barber-of-fleet-street-1982 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

LA Crime Noir meets Clive Barker gore Approachability: 4/10 (The gore might be off-putting; but no real jumpscares) Content Warnings: Intense gore, Cult Imprisonment Up Next: Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-shouldnt-play-with-dead-things RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Kids, don't have kids. Approachability: 10/10 (Campy, stagy. Not scary at all, maybe a touch creepy) Content Warnings: Suicide (off-screen), Child death Up Next: Lord of Illusions (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lord-of-illusions Live Stream Sat Oct 9 @ 3pm ET: The Empty Man (2020) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-empty-man  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Let's explore ALL the found footage tropes! Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of scary masks and creep fests, but not overly gory) Content Warnings: Suicide, Disturbing imagery, Domestic Assault, Dead Animals Up Next: The Bad Seed (1956) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-bad-seed RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

An early 00's British comedy matryoshka doll Approachability: 9/10 (Brief hyper-comedic gore; no real scares to speak of) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Mention of child death Up Next: Noroi: The Curse (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/noroi-the-curse RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

If you're gonna bleed, be fabulous about it Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher with lots of stylish, fake blood) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Lotsa blood, Home invasion/Stalking Up Next: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/garth-marenghis-darkplace RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The medium is the messiah. Approachability: 4/10 (Lots of gory body horror, but done with really cool 80s practical effects) Content Warnings: Body horror, Workplace shooting, Self-harm, Suicide Up Next: Tenebrae (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tenebre Live Patreon Show on Sept 11: Pontypool (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/pontypool RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Perfectly absurd; Absurdly perfect Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 7/10 (The excessive blood & violence is ridiculously cartoonish) Up Next: Videodrome (1983) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/videodrome RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The campy NY art-noir you didn't know you needed Special Guest: Noah Fecks https://www.instagram.com/noahfecksisawesome Approachability: 7/10 (Non-gory crime thriller with slasher elements) Content Warnings: Stalking Up Next: House (1977) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/house-1977 Burnt Offerings (1976) - Patreon Liveshow Aug 28 @ 3p ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

It's a tough watch, but don't lose your head about it. Approachability: 1/10 (Tragic as hell, gory, creepy. Lots of headlessness.) Content Warnings: Child death, Suicide, Self-harm, Body Horror Up Next: Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eyes-of-laura-mars RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Sure! I'd love to go murder camping again! Special Guest: Adal Rifai https://twitter.com/adalrifai Approachability: 4/10 (Not super bloody, but lots of jump scares & knives to faces) Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife death Up Next: Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary Patreon Livestream Aug 14: Burnt Offerings (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The Matrix meets Twilight meets Anton Chekhov Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 7/10 (It's a violent action film, rather than gory horror.) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Child endangerment, Jump scares Up Next: Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/friday-the-13th-part-2 and Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary Patreon Livestream Aug 14: Burnt Offerings (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightv

Diminishing returns in this horror anthology Approachability: 4/10 (Pretty basic horror tropes, but still bloody and jumpy) Content Warnings: Slasher-style gore/blood, body horror, jump scares Up Next: Night Watch (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-watch-2004 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The title contains a complete plot summary. Approachability: 8/10 (Not scary; not gory. Kind of creepy but mostly silly.) Content Warnings: Creepy clowns, mild jump scares Up Next: Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tales-from-the-darkside RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Your standard coming-of-age cannibal flick Approachability: 1/10 (The graphic gore & intense body horror is A LOT) Content Warnings: Animal Harm, Body Horror, Blood/Gore, Hazing Video clip of the Aggie Band: https://youtu.be/bdkYMYBH-GI Up Next: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/killer-klowns-from-outer-space July 24 Patreon Live-Stream Ringu (1998) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ring RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.

Beatles stans with mind control Approachability: 8/10 (Creepy thriller; not bloody or jumpy) Content Warnings: Animal harm, Domestic Violence, Creepy Children Up Next: Raw (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/raw RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

There's no Oscar for Best Use of Helium Voice Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (more suspense than horror; couple jump scares and a melty skelton) Content Warnings: Animal harm, Corpses, Domestic Violence Up Next: Village of the Damned (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/village-of-the-damned RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

30-year-old teenagers make a series of terrible decisions Special Guest: Joe Lipsett https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher: blood, stabbing, jump scares, etc.) Content Warnings: Violence/Murder, Suicide, Jump Scares, Alcoholism, Bullying Up Next: Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/  

[facepalm emoji] Approachability: 9/10 (dopey as all-get out) Up Next: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/i-know-what-you-did-last-summer & Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Low-budget masterpiece is still relevant, still freaky. Special Guest: Alyssa Wong https://twitter.com/crashwong Approachability: 5/10 (the effects are dated, but it's still tense and scary) Content Warnings: Entrails Up Next: Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/godmonster-of-indian-flats RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Capitalism drags yet another millennial to hell. Special Guests: Andrew & Seynique of We Die First https://twitter.com/wediefirstpod Approachability: 2/10 (it's a dark comedy, but it's still super gross) Content Warnings: Animal harm/death, Violence/Gore, Gross as all-get-out Up Next: Night of the Living Dead (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-of-the-living-dead & [REC] (2007) - Patreon livestream June 19 @ 3pm ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rec RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night V

Chicago has their own versions of hot dogs, pizza, and The Shining Approachability: 7/10 (intense & tragic drama w/haunted house elements) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide, Broken teeth, Blood Up Next: Drag Me to Hell (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/drag-me-to-hell RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Alien3: I ruined a beloved film franchise! Alien Resurrection: Hold my beer. Approachability: 3/10 (predictably bloody action thriller) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Body Horror Up Next: Stir of Echoes (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/stir-of-echoes RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Come to a place where the children are psychotic and the acting goes all the way to 11. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 5/10 (more thriller than horror, but still some blood, jumps, and general creepiness) Content Warnings: Animal cruelty, child murder, threat of child sexual abuse, blood/violence Up Next: Alien Resurrection  (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alien-resurrection RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Proto-Lynchian hell house Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! https://www.instagram.com/uyquehorror/?hl=en Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of gore, but with 1960s SFX) Gore: 6/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Suicide, Torture Up Next: Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alice-sweet-alice RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

It's a werewolf team-building retreat! Approachability: 4/10 (Werewolf slasher with gross mutations & jump scares) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Blood/Gore, Jump Scares, Body Horror Up Next: Jigoku (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jigoku & The Wicker Man (1973) Patreon only https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-wicker-man RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The real monsters in this film are Incels with assault rifles. Special Guest: Frank Liotti https://www.instagram.com/jiffy.popculture/ Approachability: 4/10 (More action-thrilling than horror-frightening, but still bloody and tense) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 8/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Blood/Violence, Suicide, Jump Scares Up Next: The Howling (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-howling RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Yellow Submarine meets 3-2-1 Contact meets hentai. Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 0/10 (TW: repeated depictions of sexual assault.) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content/Trigger Warnings: An unreasonable level of sexual assault Up Next: 28 Days Later (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/28-days-later-1 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Swedish Christmas Carol is a masterclass in filmmaking Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/ Approachability: 10/10 () Gore: 0/10 Jump Scares: 0/10 Creep Factor: 2/10 Content Warnings: Suicide, Alcoholism, Domestic Abuse Up Next: Belladonna of Sadness (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/belladonna-of-sadness (Trigger Warning: while Belladonna of Sadness is a trippy animated movie, it contains *a lot* of depictions of sexual violence) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale

Empathetic, and surprisingly bloodless, festival of jumpscares Special Guest: Isa Mazzei https://twitter.com/isaiswrong Approachability: 3/10 (Bloodless, but packed with jumpscares and freaky visuals) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 9/10 Creep Factor: 9/10 Content Warnings: Suicide, Jump scares galore, Creepy imagery Up Next: The Phantom Carriage (1921) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-phantom-carriage & a Patreon Live Show on Sat Apr 17 featuring Eraserhead (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eraserhead RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Ins

Visually-stunning, creepy drama with adorable little mooshkas Approachability: 9/10 (It's a PG movie. You're gonna do great.) Gore: 0/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: Body horror demonstrated through puppets, Creepy imagery Up Next: Mama (2013) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/mama-2013 & Mama (2008, short film) https://youtu.be/WRqS6pBC42w RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: <a h

Trash bag demon skeletons will track your ass down Approachability: 3/10 (Graphic and intense. Very smart and very scary) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 7/10 Creep Factor: 8/10 Content Warnings: Body horror, graphic gore/blood, home invasion, disturbing imagery Up Next: Coraline (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/coraline RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

A rich & stylish vampire western Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 8/10 (More an art house western than a horror. And the monster is the hero) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: Sexual Assault Up Next: Southbound (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/southbound RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Clever debut thriller that not enough people have seen. Approachability: 7/10 (More a thriller w/horror elements. You'll see the blood coming.) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual exploitation, Sexual assault Up Next: A Girl Walk Home Alone at Night (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/a-girl-walks-home-alone-at-night RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Beautiful and hollow like shiny, red rubber ball Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 3/10 (Mostly slow and creepy w/a few very gory pay-offs) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: Disembowelment, Graphic gore, body horror Up Next: Cam (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/cam Livestream @ Patreon Sat Mar 13 @ 3pm: Ready Or Not (2019) https://www.patreon.com/posts/live-stream-sat-48388281 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Ins

How do werewolf work exactly? Approachability: 7/10 (Low budget effects & some script silliness make this way less scary) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: Dismemberment, Blood/Gore Up Next: Annihilation (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/annihilation RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

[Boston accent] Big shock from a big shark. Special Guest: Brendan Haley https://twitter.com/brendohales Approachability: 5/10 (Getting killed by unseen monster in open water = Scary) Gore: 5/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 5/10 Content Warnings: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean), Child death, Blood, Dismembered Bodies Up Next: The Werewolf Vs. The Vampire Woman (1971) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-werewolf-vs-the-vampire-woman Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Beautifully-shot, but not scary dark fairy tales Special Guest: Maureen Johnson https://twitter.com/maureenjohnson Approachability: 8/10 (It's not a horror movie. It's gross sometimes, though.) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 1/10 Content Warnings: Rape, Gore, Child/Domestic Abuse, Animal Death Up Next: Jaws (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jaws & for Patreon: Train to Busan (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/train-to-busan Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Harmonica bois fight over a lady. Also a serial killer. Special Guests: Krys & Matty from The Dirty Pillows https://twitter.com/TheDirtyPillows Approachability: 4/10 (Really gory w/lots of jump scares. But also very Canadian.) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: Disturbing imagery, Blood/gore, Innocent Death Up Next: Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

An underappreciated gem of low-budget euro camp! Special Guest: Julian Velard https://twitter.com/julianvelard Approachability: 7/10 (Relax & enjoy the ridiculousness, but be okay with eyeball stuff) Gore: 6/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Jump scares, Eyeball gore Up Next: My Bloody Valentine (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/my-bloody-valentine and Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015  Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://night

That prop designer deserves a raise. Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen Approachability: 4/10 (Dead twins, Blood elevator, Bearman blowjob & other nightmare fuel) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 9/10 Content Warnings: Domestic violence, Murder, Lots of blood, Creepy imagery Up Next: Horror Express (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/horror-express Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Let's bathe each other in the river. Special Guest: Cameron Esposito https://twitter.com/cameronesposito Approachability: 8/10 (drama about mental illness w/mild horror elements) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: Dissociation, Hearing voices, Suicide Up Next: The Shining (1980) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-shining RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Don't get on anything called "Murder Ride" Special Guest: Joe Lipsitt https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote Approachability: 2/10 (bleak but stylized torture porn.) Gore: 9/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: body horror; torture; claustrophobia; jump scares Up Next: Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Wanna feel old? Call someone on Skype. Special Guest: Dana Schwartz http://www.danaschwartzdotcom.com/ Approachability: 4/10 (a haunted house for the zoom era) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: suicide; gore; references to rape Up Next: House of 1000 Corpses (2003) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The fish people would like to wear your face. Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/ Approachability: 3/10 (a man gets his face peeled off, okay?) Gore: 9/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 8/10 Content Warnings: body horror; gore, rape Up Next: Unfriended (2015) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Soft core hippie porn w/nary a horror film in sight Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://www.patreon.com/kyrasims Approachability: 10/10 (it's creepy & gross, but not in a horror-movie way) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: pretty shitty depictions of women and lesbians Up Next: Dagon (2001) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Finally a movie that understands the Christmas spirit Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher with a super creepy phone voice) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: blood; stalking; murder of a child Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The real monster is puberty. Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 6/10 (it's not scary or creepy. it's gory and tragic) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 2/10 Content Warnings: body horror; graphic animal death; tragic death Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971) and special bonus episode Black Christmas RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The OG rubber suit is noir-level fierce. Special Guest Gemma Hurley https://twitter.com/gemgemhurley Godzilla Approachability: 9/10 (unnerving at times, but in an arty, not scary, way) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: destruction of city; mass death Destroy All Monsters Approachability: 10/10 (the least scary movie you can watch) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 1/10 Up Next: Ginger Snaps (2000) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

OSHA regulations are merely suggestions. Special Guest: Ophira Eisenberg https://www.ophiraeisenberg.com/ Approachability: 6/10 (not scary; just very very very gross) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 2/10 Content Warnings: gory/gross effects Up Next: Godzilla (1954) & Destroy All Monsters (1968) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Dracula was a racist. Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 9/10 (so campy; so fun; so ridiculous; maybe one scary scene) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: minor blood & gore Up Next: The Toxic Avenger (1984) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Boys just wanna have fun. Approachability: 6/10 (it's way more weird and intense than scary) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: animal death; body horror; rape Up Next: Blacula (1972) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

"The call is coming from inside the dog." Special Guest: Adal Rifai Approachability: 3/10 (bloody and grotesque; also campy & artsy) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 5/10 Content Warnings: body horror, blood, gore, innocent death, creepy child, maggots Up Next: The Lighthouse (2019) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Young people pay the price for doin' it. Special Guest: Roman Chimienti Approachability: 5/10 (bloody slasher; jump scares) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: blood; stalking; innocent death Up Next: Suspiria (1977) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Space madness and a 4-meter-tall child. Special Guest: Mike Rugnetta https://rugnetta.com/ Approachability: 10/10 (artsy sci-fi thinker w/ some lynchian horror elements) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 5/10 Content Warnings: suicide, suicide ideation, lynchian imagery Up Next: Suspiria (1977) and special bonus ep: Friday the 13th (1980) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

What to expect when you're expecting a killer… Approachability: 7/10 (bloody slasher offset by dry humor) Gore: 5/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: blood, gore, innocent death, creepy insects/animals Up Next: Solaris (1972) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

A young boy follows his dreams. Special Guest: Joseph Fink (http://nightvalepresents.com) Check out Joseph's Horror Movie Recommendations: https://twitter.com/PlanetofFinks/status/1311695218505379841?s=20 Approachability: 5/10 (bloody but not graphic, if that makes any sense) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: blood; home invasion; stalking Up Next: Prevenge (2016) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Kill your double. And do it with a bitchin soundtrack. Approachability: 2/10 (bloody slasher that's super creepy) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 8/10 Creep Factor: 9/10 Content Warnings: graphic violence, dissociation, child death, animal harm Up Next: Prevenge (2016) and special bonus ep: Halloween (1978) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

It's style over substance, but is that such a bad thing if it's really cool looking? Special Guest: Jasika Nicole Approachability: 8/10 (some gore early, more a psych-thriller than horror) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 5/10 Content Warnings: child death; animal death; undead Up Next: Us (2009) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

What if… and hear me out… what if there were ticks? Special Guest: Sarah Marshall Approachability: 3/10 (more gross than gore; and it's a lot of gross) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 7/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: animal death; body horror; graphic (gross) gore Up Next: The Hunger (1983) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Seo-ri… it is the right of the hungry. Approachability: 4/10 (violent, scary, but more action than horror) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 2/10 Content Warnings: monster eating people, monster digesting people, child death, plague, gaslighting Up Next: Ticks (1993) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Kick the spider; Kill the clown. Approachability: 6/10 (made for TV, so it's tame, but creepy) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 8/10 Content Warnings: clowns, spider, child death, child abuse, unsuspecting death Up Next: The Host (2006) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

This British thriller really teases the brain, very hard, with a hammer. Approachability: 3/10 (graphic in its violence & then gets weird) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: graphic violence, gore, domestic violence, animal & child death Up Next: IT (1990, Miniseries) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was squirting water in people’s mouths. Approachability: 5/10 (guts and murder and possession, oh my!) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: blood, body horror, insects, possession, innocent death Up Next: Kill List (2011) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

How much blood would a lawnmower chuck if a lawnmower could chuck blood? Approachability: 1/10 (super gory, super bloody, super campy) Gore: 10/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 2/10 Content Warnings: blood, graphic gore, detailed body fluids, animal harm, racist depiction of indigenous ppl Up Next: Prince of Darkness (1987) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The demon, it turns out, is toxic masculinity. Approachability: 6/10 ((not gory, but creepy and tense)) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 8/10 Creep Factor: 9/10 Content Warnings: gaslighting, creepy imagery, unsettling noises, tension/jumps galore Up Next: Dead Alive (aka Braindead, 1992) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Libertarians versus vampires! Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 2/10 ((aggressively violent; vampires are scary af)) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 7/10 Creep Factor: 5/10 Content Warnings: blood, gore, animal death, child harm, domestic violence, graphic sound effects Up Next: Paranormal Activity (2007) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

It's about so much more than communism. It's about Becky. Approachability: 9/10 (creepy but not graphic or startling) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: disorienting imagery, societal othering, dissociation Up Next: 30 Days of Night (2007) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

The New Zealand zombie sheep horror/comedy, not the Chris Farley one. So Baa it’s Good. (Special Guest: Janina Matthewson) Approachability: 5/10 (super gory, but in a super funny way) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 2/10 Content Warnings: animal death/harm, unsuspecting death, body horror/mutilation, viscera, claustrophobia RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/

Not at all a horror classic. But we definitely watched it. Approachability: 6/10 (bloody and violent, but silly and 90s enough to keep your eyes open) Gore: 5/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: body horror, blood, unsuspecting death, claustrophobia, torture RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ 

Another horror classic with a surprisingly charming monster. Approachability: 9/10 (an excellent start for the horror novice) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: assault, paranoia, psychological horror, disorienting imagery, harmful connection between mental illness and trans people. RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ 

Seminal horror classic about a traveling showman. What’s in the box?? Approachability: 10/10 (easy; you can do it) Gore: 0/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Content Warnings: Brief assault, psychological horror, disorienting imagery RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ 

Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9 debuts Aug 11! A podcast making horror films more approachable, one movie at a time, in a random order. Don't like horror? Don't worry, we'll give you content warnings, tell you everything that happens & let you know how scared you should be. Love horror? Great! Join us as we take a deeper look into each film. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com Music by Cecil Baldwin Logo by David Baldwin  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @RandomHorror9 and on Facebook. RNGHP9 is part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com