Welcome to the celebrity spin studio Katie Price and Marisha Wallace, as part of Radio 2's Let's Move It.Host of The Traitors US, Alan Cumming, pops in! Scott's a bit obsessed with the show, so expect full geekery.Plus, Natalie Cassidy has a bidet confession!Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Singer Will Young joins Scott for a spin class with a difference, he's the first ever Spintervew for Radio 2's Let's Move It season.Scott's launching the Stinky Lunch Club and the Music Police solve another earworm. Plus, have you ever eaten strawberries in a sauna?Romesh Ranganathan pops in for a bit of work experience and there's a list of the most stressful tourist hotspots in the world.Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Can the football results be predicted with astrology? Scott tracks down Brendan from Coach Trip and Rylan's got a new nickname.A certain someone is missing from the Radio 2 In The Park line-up in Preston! Grab your glitter, this needs fixing...Plus, how many eggs is too may eggs in a day? And DCI Mills is on the case of another annoying earworm for James in Essex.Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Meet the bride who wanted to have her wedding reception on the M25, there's a Wimbledon themed case for the Music Police and Scott's Shania remix has gone to the next level.Radio legend Mark Goodier pops in to see Scott, before taking over Pick Of The Pops on Radio 2. Scott's putting his chart countdown skills to the test!Jo Whiley turns all Phil Mitchell and is there an armchair TV critic in your life?Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Scott's meeting an Ed Sheeran lookalike that ended up marrying a super fan of the real Ed! They had a full lookalikes wedding...Pixie Lott pops in to take the Same Interview challenge. How will she answer the same questions from a pop magazine 15 years ago?The Music Police are back on the beat cracking the case of another annoying earworm! And Scott's waking up some of your kids that, frankly, should be up by now.Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Scott's keeping an eye on the Euros, but can he pass for a fan with your help? And how do you pronounce the German city of Gelsenkirchen?Rag'n'Bone Man pops in for a chat and Scott's got an idea for Michael Ball, ahead of Radio 2 In The Park in Preston later this year.There's shark chat, Taylor Swift speaking Welsh and a fresh case for DCI Mills and the Music Police too!Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Scott's got a theory on how to make Bridgerton even more naughty... listener Rhiannon gives it a go! Beaver fun on Springwatch and we learn about the Taylor Swift millipede.It's a Coronation Street special Birthday Game and there's a dressing up conundrum for 8 year-old Griff and his mum.Plus, the Music Police are on the case of Emma in Kent's annoying earworm... DCI Mills calls in the help of Radio 2's Garage division, with Detective DJ Spoony.Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Scott didn't realise he had to write his own wedding vows... he needs your help! KT Tunstall takes the Same Interview challenge, to celebrate 20 years making music... and Scott's on the hunt to find Radio 2's youngest Keith.The country begins the countdown... to Taylor Swift's arrival in the UK! Scott launches the Taylor Tracker.Plus, can DCI Mills crack an earworm that's been bothering listener Wayne for nearly 30 years? Music Police, assemble!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Jeremy Vine is playing the Birthday Game, Dr Ranj pops into the studio and Scott's found some pets that love listening to Radio 2.Bridgerton is back, but why aren't there any Radio 2 song covers on the soundtrack?!Plus, tracking down the man that was sat behind Joe Lycett at the BAFTAs... he couldn't see for Joe's Queen Elizabeth I ruff!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Scott meets some of the acts competing in Malmö at the Eurovision Song Contest 2024. From denim hotpants to singing twins, the glitz and glamour of the competition is heading to Sweden!In this bonus edition of the podcast, hear from Switzerland's Nemo, Sweden's Marcus and Martinus, the Netherlands' Joost, Italy's Angelina Mango and Finland's Windows95man.Search 'Eurovision' on BBC Sounds to hear all 37 of this year's Eurovision entries. Then join Scott and Rylan on Radio 2 for commentary of the Grand Final at 8pm on Saturday 11th May - listen live on BBC Sounds.

Scott's pitting Dermot O'Leary and Tony Blackburn against each other for a dad joke-off. They're the kings of terrible jokes on Radio 2, but whose gags are worst?Joe Lycett has made a bet with his Aunty Margaret. He's on the show to explain and talk about his new Channel 4 show... and Margaret drops in too.Plus, Rylan and Richie help launch the Radio 2 Eurovision sweepstake and Scott's catching up with Finland's act, Windows95man.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Has Scott ruined the Radio 2 In The Park announcement? And why's there an emu in Preston?Singer Charlotte Church takes the Same Interview challenge - answering the same questions from an interview in 1999, when she was 13. Scott's comparing her answers from then and now!Plus, surprise Jane McDonald in the studio and there's news for Charlie from Casualty fans.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Welcome to officially the second least distracting radio show in the world! It's official... and we're not taking offense.Perrie Edwards pops in to see Scott - she's gone solo after Little Mix and talks wedding planning and kids TV. As well as a bit about her new music.Meet The Netherlands' entry for Eurovision 2024... the mullet-loving Joost Klein. And Scott's got a gap problem... do you leave a massive chasm at the start of your voicenotes?Plus DCI Mills inducts PC Owain Wyn Evans to Radio 2's crack team of detectives... the Music Police! Can the force solve listener Hayley's annoying earworm?Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Girls Aloud are in the studio telling Scott all about the tour, with some bonus bits you didn't hear on Radio 2! Scott's turning all bridezilla about his wedding RSVPs and meet the listener who invoiced her guests that didn't turn up.Pop star twins Marcus and Martinus are representing Sweden at Eurovision 2024, they pop in for a chat. Plus DCI Mills is back on the beat with potentially the most popular case the Music Police have ever faced!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Scott gets a surprise on his first day back, as Charity Shop Sue pops in to find out where he's been!Sheridan Smith plays the role of Sheridan Smith in an interview on Radio 2, to talk about the new play within a play that she's performing in.Plus, DCI Mills is back on the beat to review the Music Police cases that PCs Spoony and Clark have attempted to crack and Minister Mills marries off Radio 2's biggest fans... yes, they're having a Radio 2 themed wedding. That one is real.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Scott will show you his old cassette tapes if you show him yours... what's he found in the loft now?!Natasha Bedingfield completes the Bedingfield duo on afternoons, or does she?! And she takes the 'Same Interview' challenge with questions from 20 years ago.Plus, your stories of mystery shopping and an annoying earworm goes rogue for the Music Police... DCI Mills is up against it with this one!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Scott finds out if his CD has made it onto Rita's Rack in The Kabin. He's been trying to get on Coronation Street for ages!Radio 2's Jo Whiley's turned all Del Boy, but did she mean to post that?! And Ella Henderson takes Scott's vocal challenge, singing her lyrics to another song. Plus, some bonus bits that didn't make it on the radio!And Scott pays tribute to Steve Wright MBE, who passed away this week.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Scott's on a mission to get some of SpudMan's world-famous jacket potatoes delivered to Broadcasting House... but you wouldn't believe the faff to get a spud into the BBC!Claire, Lisa, Faye, Lee and H are in the studio for an exclusive chat with Scott about the Steps musical.Baroness Karen Brady and Tim Campbell MBE from The Apprentice are in the studio with Scott to review your top life improving tips. But are there any that they'd hire?And Scott's learning to play the triangle with the BBC Concert Orchestra's Principal Percussionist, Alasdair Malloy. It's harder than it looks, you know!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

There's birthday drama with Bobbie, Radio 2's regrettable haircuts of the past and Scott's had a wedding ring debacle.Singer-songwriter Calum Scott is in the studio with new music, almost 10 years after he shot to fame on Britain's Got Talent.Plus, Scott's chatting to man who's got the UK's first masters in pantomime! Oh no he hasn't... etc.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

After 20 years, Daniel Bedingfield pops in to see Scott! But where's he been? And what's this about recording all his songs naked?!This week has been dedicated to all our horsey listeners. Scott's got plenty of equine entertainment, so why the long face?Baking champion Candice Brown is on the phone after a tragic accident being dubbed The Great British Break Off!Plus, the first ever Antiques Roadshow game and DCI Mills cracks another annoying earworm with the help of the Music Police.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Scott's chatting to Strictly finalist and actor Layton Williams. Plus he's trying to convince soccer loving singer Teddy Swims that he knows loads about football.It's been another big week of TV and Scott's found some fans of Gladiators and The Traitors. Including the fan who's watch thought they'd had a fall... they were just watching Claudia in her gloves.There's more Jeremy Vine fun and Scott's getting some help with his singing after the panto! And the Music Police have been tracking down a suspect song from the early-00s for Rob in Plymouth... but have we cracked another case?Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

He's back from treading the boards, so it's only right that the nation hears Scott's solo song... thanks to Fairy Godmother Sam Bailey for turning evil and sending it in. Who knew there was an original cast recording?!Actor and heart-throb Jonathan Bailey talks Bridgerton and Bond, as well as real bum or stunt bum? Plus there's some bonus bits that you didn't hear on the radio... find out which superstar singer Jonathan embarrassed himself in front of. Also Sophie Ellis-Bextor on the return of 'Murder on the Dancefloor', theme tunes with words and turns out loads of people are scared of UK landmarks!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

It's a Christmas cracker of a podcast this week, with Rylan in for Scott and a feast of festive guests.Olly Alexander pops in, as he's announced as the UK representative at Eurovision 2024 in Sweden. There's more from Rylan's chat with Cher and she has a a couple of huge revelations.Plus, Michelle McManus is celebrating 20 years since she won Pop Idol and there's a Christmas KaRYoke with singing sensations The Overtones.Oh and there's a surprise call for Rylan... from someone close to his and Scott's hearts!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Scott's feeling festive with superstar DJ David Guetta trying his first mince pie and reviewing classic Christmas hits. Plus, do you know the words to some carols? Or are you just making them up?Singer and Broadway sensation Billy Porter gives Scott an acting lesson, as he's about to take to the stage for the first time!And Radio 2's King of the 80s, Gary Davies, plays the Birthday Game. But it turns out that there's one disgruntled listener who shares Gary's big day.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Getting baubles deep in Christmas with singing sensations Sam Ryder and Leona Lewis. Can Sam smash out a vocal even after a big night out? And Leona's celebrating a big anniversary!Bobbie's got a festive blockage and there's news from The GC on her Christmas tree.Plus, Scott's hearing about your kids that are a bit old before their time... whether they love Elvis, wear a waistcoat or do their homework on a typewriter.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

What happens when celebrity waxworks get melted down? Anneka Rice has got a pretty solid idea of where hers has gone to.Loads of chat about proposals and partners. Scott's found a new test to see how well your partner knows you, it's called 'The Orange Peel Theory'.Plus, Natalie Cassidy is in the studio as we kick off Christmas. Hear what happened when she interviewed the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race UK season 5 and she's celebrating 30 years of Sonia in EastEnders!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Alesha Dixon is in the studio as she takes the Same Interview challenge. Scott shares an alarm clock hack that will change your life and has a few ideas for who might be this year’s Christmas Number 1. Plus, someone gets shushed by Her Majesty, Madonna. Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Vernon has completed his incredible Ultra Ultramarathon Challenge for BBC Children in Need. Powered only by his own two feet, Vernon Kay travelled 116 miles all the way from Victoria Park in Leicester - the site of Radio 2 In The Park – to the home of his beloved Bolton Wanderers, between Tuesday 14 and Friday 17 November. Visit bbc.co.uk/vernon to follow his journey and to find out how to donate. And for more behind the scenes action head to Radio 2’s Instagram & TikTok. Normal service resumes on the podcast next week, with Alesha Dixon!

Gary, Mark and Howard are in the studio, as we find out how well Take That know the work of Take That with the help of Gary Barlow... not that one. Scott turns on Christmas with the help of Sam Ryder and meets a singing dog called Jessie who loves ABBA. Will we see Jessie in the Radio 2 Piano Room anytime soon? Plus, grab your white slimline telephone with last number redial as superfans of Keeping Up Appearances William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith are in the studio to celebrate the hit 90s sitcom. Hit subscribe to get the Scott's new podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

The Scott Mills Weekly is back with more Miriam Margolyes than we could handle on the radio! She's got advice on life and love, reveals her guiltiest pleasures and talks trumps and radishes. Plus, Scott and Bobbie learn how to speak proper Norfolkian, thanks to listener Paul. What are the worst songs to have at your wedding? Scott needs your help to work out what he should avoid at his! Oh and the show gets rudely interrupted by the cast of 'Back To The Future: The Musical', ahead of their gala performance for BBC Children in Need. Hit subscribe to get the Scott's new podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Welcome to the all new Scott Mills Weekly podcast! All the best (and some of the more questionable) bits of Scott's afternoon show on BBC Radio 2. This week, Rylan plays the Birthday Game after his Eurovision husband forgot that it was his birthday. Oops! And Ry reveals why he bought Britney actual Spears a snake?! Plus your parents' group chat drama, yellow pillow confessions and Dame Jo Whiley celebrates her 30th 'on the radio' birthday. Hit subscribe to get the Scott's new podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Scott's back with all the best, and more questionable, bits from weekday afternoons on BBC Radio 2... but now in a handy podcast dropping every Friday. It's the appropriately titled... Scott Mills Weekly! Coming soon to BBC Sounds and wherever you get your podcasts. Love you, hi x

Live from 82 Mills, after more than 24 years, the world’s greatest radio show ever draws to a close.

Timmy Trendy, A.K.A. show legend Beccy is back! Also, the presenters taking over from Scott & Chris, Dean & Vicky grill the boys on Ask Me Anything and the longest but last Bamboleo Wednesday gets us over the hump.

Scott and Chris take to the wet seat for the first time ever for the last Innuendo Bingo ever and the legend that is Mark “Chappers” Chapman returns to say farewell to his “little orange friend”.

As we head in to the last week of Scott and Chris on Radio 1 we celebrate with some of the classic games from the past. Today, The Whoo Game, Oh! What’s Occurring and can Scott still pull off It’s Only Bley Friday? – Find out in this podcast.

James The P.I. is back one last time and he’s stalking badgers, we ask Zofia if she’ll go on a date with Granny T’s choice and producer Amy treats us to one last quiz.

Granny T is here for the last time judging some LIVE contenders, it's Bamboleo day and Scott and Chris have finally decided what the last song they'll ever play on Radio 1 will be...but they keep it to themselves of course.

Pete teases us one last time as to whether he’s Sarah’s Brother or Lover, another round of Pitbull or philosopher in the quiz and the boys try to decide what the last song they ever play on Radio 1 should be.

Rylan gives us an update on the creature lurking in his house, we listen back to Davina McCall’s classic Innuendo Bingo and Jordan’s here for the quiz.

It’s the last day at Newquay and Chris tries to trick the seagulls, Dean McCullough goes on the zip wire and Vicky Hawkesworth does her first ever Radio 1 DJ set.

Scott and Chris' honest, no-filter love letter to Radio 1 and each other as co-hosts and friends. Recorded on Fistral Beach, Newquay, as the sun was setting, this special episode of the Scott Mills Daily contains strong language and adult themes. This is Scott & Chris speaking as we've never heard before.

It's last day of term vibes on day 2 of the summer holiday. Scott & Chris have lined up Vicky Hawkesworth's first DJ gig in Newquay, and are ready to gift her the golden USB... Plus, the lads take on Cornwall with a round of Brother or Lover.

Live from Newquay, The Who Game returns and it's Band or Sand in the Quiz.

Throwbacks from Rasputin and a liquor shop. Plus a strange selfie set-up, and the quiz!

It's the final Barryoke, and there's a midweek boogie in Bambaleo!

Acoustic Love Island Covers form part of the quiz, and there's an edition of Sister Or Kisster. Plus, we hear from a listener planning to take the last show day off work...

Scott and Chris invite two Hollywood superstars for a game that's quite awkward to explain... There's more things you haven't heard for ages in the Whooo game, and it's all about video games on the quiz!

Pete Tong reads long websites and Chris drunk DM's!

Made In Chelsea or Disney Prince in the quiz, brand new words and soggy T-shirts...

Do you know what a Poonami is? Producer Amy's on with the quiz, with a round all about the Love Island Talent Show... Plus, can the boys figure out if a pair of listeners are dating or just siblings in Brother or Lover? Oh, and Charlie Puth's been sliding into the DM's!

Scott and Chris still rule the breakfast show roost as Greg tries desperately to collect the missing pieces of the Radio 1 Puzzle.

The boys have landed their dream job, new hosts of The Radio 1 Breakfast Show! But, Greg and the listeners have a mission to win it back.

Scott’s fiancé believes he started a chant at a Coldplay gig, so he thinks. Plus, Richard and Dan are on, but are they Brothers or Lovers? And Helena’s here with the quiz.

Scott goes head to head with Jack Saunders to find out who is King of The Charts. Plus, Chris has received an amazing message from Jedward and Betty Spaghetti! It’s the return of The Whooo Game.

Our favourite singer is back for another BECKY HILL RANT!! Plus, Google have been snooping about and a golden moment with James the private investigator.

Everyone’s favourite granny (well apart from your own maybe) is back and the boys have to break the leaving news to her. Also, Chris has his eye on buying a sea fort and it’s time to celebrate the hump! It’s Bamboleo day.

Phew it’s hot! What are you sweating like? Also, Chris has a great idea for a date night gift, and Sarah and John are hear for Brother or Lover?

Where’s the worst place to break up a relationship? Is it right to have a pic of yourself as your screen-saver? Who’s got the best Whooo today? All will be revealed.

Do single people change their bed sheets less often than those in a relationship? Also, Troy from The Greeter’s Guild calls in with an amazing coincidence and a Mills golden moment remembers Superfan Steve vs Andy Murray

Scott has takes Drake’s advice with social media, Chris finds some behind the scenes footage of Scott doing the chart and Amy brings us a round of Paint Colour or Indie Band in the quiz.

We spin the wheel to try and guess who will be the new presenters of the show, before the big reveal. Also, Charlie is here with Amy for Brother or Lover and our very own Amy brings some Accordion Covers in the quiz.

The rather large elephant in the room is addressed, more of the strange things you imagine whilst trying to get to sleep and a round of Bard-core returns for the quiz.

Troy Hawke from The Greeters Guild welcomes people into the BBC building, a golden moment of Becky Hill and Arielle Free helping Chris re-create a Love Island Scene in the BBC canteen and there’s a song that Scott just can’t eat to.

Rich the Service Station King is back but where is he? Plus, X Factor Auditions in the quiz and get ready to celebrate the hump – it’s Bamboleo day.

Go to first date meals, jobs that make you look hot and a new game of Brother Or Lover with James and Abbey.

Been hanging out backstage with Louis Tomlinson? Or around the loos with Sam Fender? Listeners try to out-trump each other with their Glastonbury stories. Also, Ice-bucket challenge is remembered in The Whooo Games and School Assembly classics comes up in the quiz.

Will Smith and Margot Robbie trade insults, they're a ten but, and Kids Bop in the Quiz!

Library tennis returns, it's Bamboleo Wednesday and Aitch vs Shakespeare in the quiz!

Surely, you've recreated the 'I'm on Top of the World' scene from Titanic?

Love Island’s Iain Stirling plays Innuendo Bingo, more islands in the quiz with Amy and a classic game of Library Tennis comes up in the Mills Golden Moment.

Day 3 of an Innuendo Bingo fest brings us the one and only Tulisa – getting wet. Also, Rylan tells us something we didn’t know and a round of Dance Anthem Drops in the quiz.

Aitch is here for day 2 of IB The Box! Also, has Scott been hanging around in his pants again? And more of your 7 year old made-up songs.

It’s back and covid compliant. So we put Joel Corry in the Innuendo Bingo chair once again as we kick off a whole week of wetness. Also, The Whoo Game remembers slow worms and the quiz brings a round of International TV show Real or No Real.

New from L-Tel – all the hits of the 7 year olds. Who can forget such classics as Head Like A Washing Machine, The Creepy Scary Song, Toes In The Pan or even I Am Sad by the one and only Helena. Available now on one collector edition podcast!!

Can’t get a table at your favourite restaurant? It’s easy – just say you’re Scott Mills. Also, a real life Doctor questions the safety of Innuendo Bingo and Helena brings us a round of Stunning Boys in the quiz.

Joe Wicks calls in to justify his shortage of holiday pants, Amber and Tom keep us guessing in Brother or Lover? And Boomwacker covers are back in the quiz.

Granny Tinder is back to assess the new Love Island contestants, Amy brings a round of “Fruit or Root?” To the quiz and look out tweeps! The Whooo Game is here.

Today’s show is all about the Queen. Chris is on the roof of Broadcasting House watching aeroplanes and Scott’s below, bringing some jubilee bangers.

The country is ramping up the Britishness ahead of the Plat Jubs and does anyone else but Her Majesty own a corgi? Also, team member, Josh has made a Big Weekend boo boo that’s keeping him awake at night – and it seems he’s not the only one.

Scott doesn’t like the latest abbreviation for upcoming celebrations, Chris get’s stuck into a game of Locker Lottery and Amy brings the trickiest round of the quiz ever.

All the fun of an amazing weekend including Tom Grennan riding Scott and Chris onto the Big Weekend Stage, a great Stark guide to Coventry and questions posed to George Ezra that he’s never answered before.

Scott and Chris are getting very excited for the Big Weekend in Coventry and have found a panto horse costume. Also, Alfie Templeman reviews his Live Lounge performance and we remember Library Tennis in our Mills Golden Moment.

Scott and Chris have a unique idea to introduce Tom Grennan to Radio 1's Big Weekend stage, Jeremy Vine has bought Scott a new pair of trousers and Rapper Or Accountant returns for the quiz.

The Big Weekend Rumour Mills are back, is Paddy Louis’s Brother or Lover? And We wonder what is in the old deejay lockers here at Radio 1.

Listener’s Amy and Joe have a Big Weekend dilemma, Chris has been leaving his pants lying around and remember ponchos? The Whooo Game is back.

Don’t pay for uni and sweat for three years, do what Scott and Swifty have done, become famous and get the doctorates thrown at you. Also, is it wrong to dump someone at exam time and get your boomwwackers out! Amy’s here with the quiz.

Are you neglected by your partner on Insta? If so, don’t worry we have Bamboleo to cheer you up and a round of Craft Beer or Lord Of The Rings character? in the quiz.

Scott upsets cockroach fans around the world, Chris has been hanging out with The Queen (well, sort of) and Ryan and Grant are on, but are they Brothers or Lovers?

What a weekend! An exhausted Scott chats to Sam Ryder about his spectacular achievement at the Eurovision final. Chris had a weekend dodging celery sticks and Amy is back for the quiz.

Sam Ryder reacts to Camila Cabello reacting to him, The Stark Guide to Wolverhampton is our golden moment and a classic piece of literature provides the questions in the quiz.

Camila Cabello tells us what she thinks of Sam Ryder, it’s Bamboleo day (and Star Wars day -whooo) and a round of Craft Beer or Lord Of The Rings Character in the quiz.

Can you reach the dizzy heights of Sam Ryder’s high notes? Also, Scott wonders what actually goes on at the Met Gala and the U.K’s happiest person tries to win the chance to meet his heroes - Chris and Matt Edmondson.

Scott shuts up people Lorde style, the good people of Stupid Street try to recognise Sam Ryder and Dicky from Dicky’s Dribble is back for our Golden Moment (cue big and elongated laugh).

What’s the worst place to break up with someone? We get your stories. Also, Scott is worried about appearing on The Wheel and Amy brings a Rapper or Accountant round in the quiz.

Dove is here to cast a critical ear over her Live Lounge performance, 1Xtra’s Remi Burgz plays Bangers and we wonder if Lewis is Ellie’s Brother or Lover.

Tik Tok hacks – where would we be without them? Also, a trip back to Stupid Street is our Golden Moment and Vick and Jordan join us for the quiz.

What time is it for you if you are newly single? Also, a final demand for the release of The Royal Pencil and Henry is back for probably the most ludicrous round in the quiz ever!

Scott and Chris get some weird vibes from their dentists, Henry Hoover’s on the quiz, and Dean and Luke are here, but, are they Brothers or Lovers?

Greg guessed right, Scott and Chris do have the Royal Pencil and waste no time in firing off their demands. Also, a woman who gets into trouble by NOT farting in front of her boyfriend and remember lady petrol??? The Whooo Game is back.

Sam Ryder is here to play Your Lyrics, Different Song and did the Iceland Phallological museum use his song for their hold music? Find out on this podcast.

More on the Tik Tok drama, it’s Bamboleo Wednesday so get ready to dance and brush up on your nursery rhymes in the Don’t Look It Up quiz.

Listener Tom gives us the ultimate update on Chris’ latest obsession, Cal The Dragon on Tik Tok. Also, Paul and Mike are on but are they Brothers or Lovers? and if you want a case of Bad Woodwind, then listen to the quiz.

John Travolta from the movies has been seen at the bakery aisle in a Norfolk supermarket, we have another Whooo Game and Pokémon or Prescription Medicine becomes Scott’s new favourite quiz round.

We need more support for our Eurovision entry – there’s only one place to call - The Iceland Phallological Museum of course! Also, Scott, Chris and Sam Ryder got excited by the Camilla Convoy and when Nicole met Eamonn Holmes is remembered in our Golden Moment.

Super Swiper Granny Tinder IS BACK! Also, is there anything Snoop Dogg doesn’t have as merch?

There are a million reasons to listen to Radio 1 apparently and Vick Hope is here to name them all. Plus, mixed messages from your “wearable” and a game of Brother Or Lover with Ben and Katie.

Scott and Chris appear on one of Finland’s biggest radio shows to gain support for our Eurovision entry. However, as Sam Ryder was not available, Chris donned a wig and took his place. Surely they can’t fall for that can they? Also, It’s Scott’s birthday and Chris has bought him some interesting Danish sweets and Charlie Hedges joins us for The Whooo Game.

An old Apple launch gets Chris wondering if we take our phones for granted, Scott wonders what jobs add a few points to your “hot” rating and we all try and cheer up moody Gavin with a Happy Mix.

Ben has a ginger beard! Sounds like he’ll go far. But how far? Find out in Hook Up Higher or Lower? Also, can Gavin (our most miserable listener) be cheered up with a happy mix and Does this animal burp? Quiz time.

Listened Connie says dating a deejay is like dating a stripper. We call Scott’s boyfriend to find out. Also, Gina & Tiff play Sister or Kissed Her? And Chris has come in dressed as another app.

He’s back! Superfan Steve, the most annoying man, goes up against Supercoach Joe Wicks, the most patient. Also, Chris has turned up in a BBC Sounds outfit and it’s time for The Whooo Game – Coolio!

Scott calls Sweden in an effort to drum up support for Sam Ryder’s Eurovision entry, we remember when Superfan Steve went up against David Guetta and Amy has a Bad Karaoke round in the quiz.

Becky Hill is playing Big Weekend and Scott breathes a sigh of relief. Then she comes on for another classic rant. Also, it’s Bamboleo day and “Dead Salmon!” Is it Paint or an Indie Band? Find out in the quiz.

Chris shows Scott his latest hobby and yes, it’s a bit weird! Also, many a food stuff crops up in The Whooo Game and Scott bets a year’s wages on the Big Weekend line up.

Our Eurovision entry Sam Ryder is here and sings your comments. Also, remember when Zayne Malik used to make you cry?

Scott has discovered an Instagram hack that will ruin your day, it’s Bamboleo day, Yay! What’s hyperpop? Find out in the quiz.

Chris is obsessed with his Ghostfinder app and tries it out in the studio. Also,should he have bought flowers for his wife for International Women’s Day? Scott calls her to find out and Luke and Tony are on… but are they Brothers or overs?

Scott wants the U.K to rally together to make the ultimate Eurovision Song entry. It's going to have to be good as Tiramisu and Meghan Markle’s hair are some of the subjects of the competitors. Also, The Whooo Game brings some more “blasts from the pasts” and producer Amy is back for the quiz, after a very unusual holiday.

Real life Becky Hill is here to serenade Jordan as he continues his rowing challenge and we revisit the time Chris did his “Fake Boyfriend” service in a Mills Golden Moment.

Poor old Jordan is hurting all over but still treats us to a round of Bangers and Katie Thistleton joins us for the quiz.

Scott & Chris devise a sea shanty to cheer up Jordan North as he gets tugged in a tunnel, as part of his Comic Relief Challenge. Plus, Katie Thistleton plays the quiz.

Snoochie Shy has the ultimate answer to every Mastermind question, Jordan North takes a break during his row from London to Burnley for Comic Relief to play the quiz and remember James Bay’s hat? The Whooo Game is on!

Scott & Chris finally manage to track down one of the biggest stars on TikTok, the lads dig through the archive for a Golden Moment, and it's bad woodwind covers in the quiz.

Chris wants to be given an official role at Scott’s wedding, and Hook-up Higher or Lower returns with listener Racheal's WILD story about Banksy - at least we think it's him?

Can the team work out if listeners Dan & Tom from Portsmouth are Brothers or Lovers?

Which way is Granny Tinder swiping for green fingered Sam? Plus, the Whoooo game!

Chris calls a florist for Valentine’s day but some of the flowers that Scott suggests are a bit suspect to say the least. Also, Scott is getting excited about Eurovision early and loves Moldova and a Golden Moment remembers the Fanny Fudge guest house.

The Service Station King is back! But, where is he? Plus, Scott & Chris are thrilled at their besty Becky Hill winning a Brit and Amy presents some Kazoo covers in the quiz.

Chris calls Amy’s favourite restaurant and pretends to not know what a tomato is. Jimmy the Italian is “totally Shocked”. Also, Katie and Tom play Brother or Lover? And we remember when Chris embarrassed Scott on the tube whilst on the way to the Brits.

What annoys you in film and T.V? Sound FX maybe? Also, Connell's Chain - Whooo!! Your favourite Monday game is aback and despite the new shorts, Chris’ running dilemmas continue.

More unusual places you found love, a look back at Chris’s hilarious guide to Krakow and producer Amy comes to the rescue for his chafed bits. Oh and did we mention that we are the Greatest Show? – It’s official dontcha know?

Chris has taken up running but wasn’t prepared for its many pitfalls. Also, many miles are racked up in Hook-up Higher or Lower? and Amy has a round of Can You Milk It? in the quiz.

To celebrate BBC Three coming back to our screens Drag Race’s Cheryl Hole helps Chris choose a Valentine gift and Frances and Mark are here to play Brother or Lover?

A photo round in a quiz mistakes Scott for Bruno Mars (what??) Ever linked up from Linked In? – more unconventional online places you’ve found love and boulder holders and eggy bread…it’s Monday’s Whooo Game.

Chris (under Scott’s guidance) calls a lingerie shop for Valentine’s day – Cringe Alert!! Also, the boys hunt for Ms. Sue Perb, play a golden Innuendo Bingo moment and run the risk of being sacked by extending Down Under.

It might be Bamboleo Day for us but it’s Australia day for our cousins down under, so Amy gets a Wiggle on for the quiz. Also, many more miles are racked up in Hook-up Higher or Lower?

Amy questions Chris’s Watford’s management – then Chris questions hers! Bring in Deborah Meaden maybe? Also, is Rob Kerry’s Brother or Lover? and a Gemma Collins or Philosopher round in the quiz.

Granny Tinder is back with some advice on restaurant ghosting, Chris is WFH so has fired up the barbie, and Scott got told off at the gym.

Poor Chris got the dreaded double line, Scott wonders if any of you have you found love via a DM slide on Instagram and 1Xtra’s Reece Parkinson is here to play the quiz.

An amazing prize for tomorrow’s Jan Slam winner creates some confusion. Plus, it’s Hook-up Higher or Lower and Bamboleo day.

Francis The Train Guy is back with a tribute song for Class 456, it’s happy gotcha day for Scott’s dog and tonight’s cancelled Watford v Burnley game is battled out between Chris and Jordan North in the quiz.

Scott and Chris Meet Becky Hill's Brother and Jornan North joins the Whooo Game!

Scott has a new favourite TV show so has revised his top 5 favourite people list. Listener Lorna has too and Jordan North is not happy. Also, did Chris get a Royal Emogi sent to him?

The quiz reveals Scott to be a dinosaur sceptic, Zoe & James play Brother or Lover and a Latino who smells of horses? or a small ginger lawyer maybe? – what is “a bit of you”?

Scott is curious about clutch-less driving, Chris is aiming to be Golden Bowls by the time he is 70, listener Josh starts another game of Hook-up Higher or Lower? And Tiny Crisp Packets???Whooo!

Ant & Dec are here to decide whether Jacob is Abbey’s Brother or Lover. Also, listeners who find the most basic life skills difficult and..Are You A Buffet Slayer?- listeners who have out-stayed their welcome in an “all you can eat” restaurant.

Listener Declan has a food question to Ask The Nation, brothers and sisters of the famouses get their shout and Oi Oi! More phrases you claim to have invented.

Does the whiff of a two stroke remind you of an ex? Have you nibbled on something you shouldn’t have? or did you invent something that became massive? Also, Scott and Chris are finding the early mornings hard and are not showering – thank God for social distancing!

Scott and Chris sit in for Greg James who by his own admission is being a “lazy toad”. It’s like the Scott Mills Show but at breakfast…or is it like the breakfast show but with Scott and Chris?...or is it a bit of each?...mmm…anyway, Loner Dan stops milking his cows for a moment to play the quiz and 220 Kid calls in with a smelly dilemma.

It's time to exchange gifts and Scott gets a real buzz out of his. Also, we hear a classic Tap End episode of Christmas in Watford and Racehorse or Racy Novel? appears in the last quiz of the year.

Granny Tinder is back and on this podcast only – the extended edition. Also, festive Bangers, festive Bamboleo and another door opens on The Whooovent Calendar.

Our favourite pop star and super ranter Becky Hill is back. A festive twist as Brother Or Lover? becomes Mother Or Lover? and Chris gets an early Christmas present in the form of Danny Mainus.

Friend of the show, impressionist Luke Kempner as back to call our favourite Carol service, the last Whooo Game of the year is a festive one and DJ Majestic has sent use a Christmas remix, but should we send it back?

Scott is amazed at the expanding mileage in Hook-up Higher or Lower?, we remember when Lewis Capaldi came in at Christmas and we find out what’s under door 16 of the Whoovent Calendar.

A new Scott Mills podcast for you to listen to! From Taylor swift’s mixtape to Sam Fender’s beer pump, Scott Mills goes deep on the unexpected objects that made the Radio 1 playlist look the way it does today. First up is a sneak peek into how a futon set Billie Eilish on a path to stardom… Want to hear more? Listen to Pop 101 on BBC Sounds now.

We hear from the Christmas haters, Scott is still haunted by the ghost of Michael Finnegan and (as Chris is off) Vick & Jordan join us for the quiz.

Chris calls the meatball guy to find out where his extra ball is, Scott has developed an aversion to tinsel, and Sophie and Tully play Brother or Lover.

…Magnus Carlsson gets a spin (whoo) anyway, yay! Christmas has definitely arrived. Also, it’s Meatball Monday again at Chris’s favourite café but is his theory about the flirtatious server real? Will he get an extra ball today? Find out only on this podcast.

Scott & Chris play a new game involving filthy books. A classic Mills Golden moment remembers Dial-A-Carol and Sarah Story brings a dance inspired quiz.

It’s one of the most exciting games to ever hit the U.K – Where is the S.S. King? Also, another door opens on the Whoovent Calendar and a Bangers selection that has the nation in tears.

Scott's had a scary experience at the barbers, Hailey and Owen play Brother or Lover? And a round of Operatic Hip-Hip makes an appearance in the quiz.

Chris got an extra meatball today from is favourite café and wonders if there’s anything in it. Also, callers try to beat the Bosun in Hook-up Higher or Lower? and remember Dominic The Donkey? The Whooo Game is back.

CRINGE ALERT! - Scott tasks Chris to order some women’s lingerie. CRINGE ALERT! - a look back at a Where Do You Think They Were involving a horn blower – CRINGE ALERT! - Last Christmas covers on the quiz.

It’s that time of year again, but what’s behind door one of The Whoovent Calendar? Also, "is that it??" - more underwhelming landmarks and a round of Did Chris Really Tweet This? in the quiz.

Dave from Glass Animals reviews his own Live Lounge but is very harsh on himself, a machine at the Radio 1 reception thinks Chris is really hot and there’s a problem with the upcoming Magnus Carlsson day.

One of the longest journeys ever comes up in Hook-up Higher Or Lower? An unexpected eggy brainteaser unexpectedly opens the show and has Chris upset some Highlanders in The Whoo Game?

The Big Wheel Of Punishment is rolled out again for Bea, who’s been cheated on by her own mother. Also, some Scott Mills gold with Cheryl vs Superfan Steve and a round of Christmas movie plots in the quiz.

Eating pizza crusts first or ordering a glass of milk in a pub? – should these people be arrested? Also, Scott gets excited by a round of Mastermind and angry at a song intro (yes- that one again!)

Katie and Andrew are on to play Brother or Lover?, Chris comes up with an idea for a twist on the game and Scott’s dog is getting way too frisky. What should he do?

Chris got so excited at the football over the weekend that he had trouble with his baubles, team member Zofia kicks off another game of Hook-up Higher Or Lower? And remember Funny Bones? The Whooo Game is back.

Becky is a singer who’s never afraid to speak her mind and on today’s show – SHE GOES OFF ON ONE!! Wow. Plus, we get a golden moment from Lewis Capaldi.

What should happen if your other half sneakily skips ahead on a TV series you are supposed to be watching together? You have to face the big wheel of punishment- that’s what! As Phoebe’s fella Luke finds out.

So Big Weekend is coming to Coventry, but what have you lot been getting up to there? Also, Kylie and Ashley are on for Brother or Lover? And listener Ben comes back to explain Duck Duck Goose to Scott.

Scott has been travelling to places with an unusual taste in coffee. Also, remember “I’m in my mum’s car brum brum”? We track down the star in Memes Where Are They Now? And Brian Badonde whoooooo? - The Whoo Game is back!

Jay-Z joined Instagram (Yay-Z) Then deleted it straight after (Doh-Z). Also Celebrity DM Slides and a golden moment with Chris’s Guide to Cardiff.

What should the punishment be if someone you are watching a TV series with, skips ahead without you? Also, U.S listener Emily loves Bamboleo – which is good, cos Bamboleo day today innit!

Crazy scenes at COP26 and it seems there’s another Chris Stark who is a BIG deal. Also, Matt and Louise are on, but is Matt a Brother or Lover?

Chris seems to be an influencer in Wisconsin USA, someone’s blown the cobwebs from Mariah and fancy a game of Mousetrap anybody?? The Whoo Game is back.

Francis the Train Guy stops by the show, it's a spooky Quiz and Montero for Kids!

Scott & Chris go in search of Rich the Service Station King plus it's Bamboleo Wednesday!

Scott got engaged last weekend so Chris plans the stag do inviting everyone and there is another round of Brother or Lover.

Scott unmasks a Pub Quiz cheating scandal, and has an extra-spooky Whoo Game!

Scott has news on a special Adele album, never heard before! Also Chris’s Strokes pic spikes the socials and Thrash Metal cover version on the quiz.

Listeners demand to see Chris’ album replication and more outrageous celeb riders - but which one was from Radio 1’s Jordan North?

220 Kid calls in to discuss his (and others’) strange riders at gigs. Also James and George are on – but are they Brothers or Lovers? and Chris is top of his Fantasy Football league, so has to do a strange task that ends up with him and Scott hanging out in the toilet together.

Scott develops a magic power to shave 3 years off your life and Memes: Where Are They Now? brings no other than BLINKING GUY!!

A notorious Quiz round returns... plus there's a Golden Moment from Bryan Cranston.

Chris has been on a bar crawl with some fans and Scott thinks it’s odd. Also, it’s Bamboleo Wednesday and Chris Martin makes an unexpected appearance and grabs Scott’s fat.

Chris tries to help out a fellow citizen in distress, a round of Celebrity Real Names in the quiz and Rory and Charlotte are on. But, is Rory a Brother or Lover?

Still reeling after being mis-led by an illuminated restaurant sign, a hungry Chris demands a change in the law. Also… Orgasmatrons – Whoooo? and did Aunt Bessie really exist?

Listener Ben tries to explain an old school game but just makes it more confusing. Also, remember when Chris met Mila Kunis and Jade from Little Mix brings us a Little Mix special in the quiz.

What if Squid Game was in the UK? What old games would you bring in? Also, it’s Bamboleo Wednesday and Racehorse or Racy Novel comes up in the quiz.

Liv & Lola are on, but are they Sisters…or something more? Also, a Cristiano Ronaldo Real Or No Real special pops up in the quiz.

The world’s been flooded with the number 30. It’s on road signs and birthday cards and door numbers. Could it be Adele?? Also, Chris contemplates doing the London Marathon for all of 30 seconds – weird!

Chris has a new go to banger for the club, How far would you travel for a hook-up? Bodrum maybe? and oompah band covers comes up in the quiz.

It seems the whole world was at the Bond premiere last night…or were they? Plus, its Bamboleo and chaos reigns in the quiz.

Mimi Webb reviews her Live Lounge Performance and really gets into it! Also, Chris has made an awful fuel song and Andy and Beth are on, but is Andy Beth’s Brother or Lover?

Remember Blinking Guy or Bored Clubber? We try to track down some old overnight sensations. Also, Chris discovers he is too old to do an armpit fart in The Whoo Game and Scott apologises to all who got run over by his mum.

Scott has devised a new game and has found a new Christmas song. Plus, Vick Hope and Jordan North host the quiz.

A new game sweeps the nation. Also, It’s Bamboleo Weds and we have an Everyday Noise round in the quiz.

Listener Will has some devastating news about an iconic Lincoln landmark.

Rag N Bone Man reviews his Live Lounge performance, Chloe Burrows from Love Island hosts the quiz and we remember when Rebel Wilson met Superfan Steve.

Scott has a problem with the way Shawn Mendes dresses, more of your freshers tips and do you ever make up backstories for people you have never met? Just to pass the time?

Scott’s still worried about his bridge so we contact a motorway services enthusiast. Also Jody and Ben are on – but is Ben a Lover or Brother?

Scott is a bit peeved that no-one knows about his bridge on the M3. Also, “Excuse me, I’m a Watford Fan” - now that work places are getting busier, what excuses are good for jumping the queue to the lift.

Beth made boob on TikTok, Conor got fired ‘cos of Peter Crouch and remember when Davina played Innuendo Bingo?

Adam from Married at First Sight calls in and has had a total mare on the show. Also have you ever expercienced tears of embarrasmment? and we give all the young farmers, out harvesting, a little treat.

Did you make up a special language at school, that only you and your friends could understand? Well, stop now – it’s annoying!! Also, are Sophie and Rob Brothers or Lovers?

It’s the first show in the 1pm to 3:30pm slot and how well will the boys do in the quiz that's about old presenter tweets and school anthems? Plus a whoo game that might get them cancelled and in a major breakthrough, Radio 1 is now on Whatsapp!

It’s the last show of the iconic 2 ‘til 6 slot and the stars line up to pay tribute (Don’t worry – back at 1PM on Monday) Also, if the worst came to the worst - what do you need your friend to get rid of? And, Fancy watching some hoof trimming? – more of your Youtube holes.

What are your specialist searches on the internet? More lyrics that NEVER happened and Granny Tinder is back and she is ruthless.

Sam Fender answers your questions, brother or Lover? becomes Sister or Kissed Her? And we find those with a special knach for impressing parents.

Fancy a re-brand? Kanye-style? Seems some of you do. Also, The GT is back picking a date for her granddaughter and a 13 year old listener guides us through the Track Of The Week.

Steve Vs. Charli XCX Superfan Steve is back!! Plus, it’s Brother or Lover time and what’s Tom Cruise been up to in Birmingham?

It’s the final of Love Island, but does that warrant a party? The Whoo Game is back and Chris has a look-a-like in a new TV drama.

More Professions to be wary of when dating, Joel Corry calls us to share some of his Insta DMs and it’s the return of Brother or Lover?

Listener Vicky has got herself an unfortunate reputation involving toes, Chris offers a “Fake Boyfriend” service and we meet Hannah – The Time Lord.

…used a Shouse lately? Bought a Vaggis? Or maybe spotted a Chaccaron? And is Josh Emma’s Brother or Lover?

Another listener attempts to upgrade to the show's first class premier status, it's another round of Bard-core on the quiz and does Chris need to apologise for something he did at a holiday park?

Do you make a list of ways to persuade a loved one to your way of thinking? It seems many of you do. Also, are you the Michael Eavis of your family? And Grimmy joins for a quiz which, is all about himself.

Granny Tinder swipes left or right, plus can you have beers in a garden centre? And we celebrate Clara Amfo's time hosting the Live Lounge.

It's time for a huge social experiment, what body part can you grow? Plus we find out which animals can and can't fart in the quiz.

Can you wish your way to bigger feet? Chris has a theory you can. Plus all your favourite retro things in The Who Game.

Olympic Tinder, the GC and Anniuendo Bingo

Granny Tinder returns plus It's Bomboleo Wednesday

It's Brother or Lover, BUT there's a twist! Plus how did Holly's date options go and nursery rhymes are back for the quiz!

Stop ruining songs by turning them off halfway through. Plus your new favourite Who Gamer, Aaron!

Scott's having a party and Chris is having a rally with Animal Tennis...

Can Scott and Chris break Greg James out of his Campervan? Plus is some funny Latin names for plants is on the quiz.

Can Greg James work out the clues and get out of an escape room on wheels? Plus we've got famous quotes, but were they said by a Love Islander or Philosopher?

Scott says he can summarise the plot of pop songs in 10 seconds, Chris wants to test him. Plus the Who Game returns and what is your local nudist beach called?

Taylor and Jack are here, but...is Jack a Brother or Lover? Also, Greg Jordan and Vic get excited about their Summer Break and more secrets of Radio are ruined for good.

Chris has been to the dentist and been shamed about flossing, plus the guys reveal some secrets of the radio.

Chris reveals something he shouldn't plus Charlotte wants to become a premium listener and are these podcasts real in the quiz.

Scott and Chris have another round of The Who Game plus we have a game of Animal Tennis to lift the spirits and we've found some classic Live Lounges for the quiz.

What would it sound like if animals played tennis against actual pro tennis players? Plus listener Will had a big night, how will his voice hold up singing high songs?

Granny Tinder offers some dating advice and swipes left or right on potential dates, Bamboleo Wednesday is also on and we hear some amazing commentators in the quiz.

There are some things Italians just won’t do and ahead of a massive semi final football match, now is not the time to tease one. Only – Scott and Chris didn’t seem to get the memo!

We find out if Channel 5 are speeding up Friends and The Who Game returns!

The UK's only conception feature returns plus the Production GOAT Will is leaving the show so there are some emotional tributes Long

Scott and Chris share your awkward, outrageous and often unacceptable stories off the back of their Radio 1 show. This is the podcast home to Innuendo Bingo, Superfan Steve and The Whooo Game, plus every Friday, in an exclusive for BBC Sounds, the boys go back through the archives to relive some of their funniest moments.

Scott's appeared on German Radio 1 to talk football plus Chris thinks he might take up trainspotting after a HONK FOR ME video

Scott's been invited on German Radio 1 ahead of tomorrow's game plus Scott's had a jab at Iceland and there's a game of Brother or Lover?

Is Radio 1s Jack Saunders appearing on the cover of number plate magazine? Plus, Granny Tinder has made time in her diary to review some more potential boys for her Granddaughter.

The GT has a residents tea party so cancels on Scott and Chris, plus stories of relationships going right and wrong in Lockdown

Scott's obsessed with a pub name, Griff reviews her Live Lounge and more of the show in 1.5x for those of you on the move

Do we sound better sped up like a Whatsapp message? Listener Scarlett's had some 'Late Night Feelings' from an Ex plus there's finish the Love Island quotes in the quiz

It's feel good. Pupils thank teachers, there are pirates on the quiz and Chris is distracted by North Macedonia vs Ukraine

Granny Tinder rates some more potential matches for her grandson, plus our bangers caller gives us top tips for WFG (Working from Garden)

Lauren's left some interesting items in a suitcase that her Bf's parents have borrowed, plus the return of Rapper or Accountant on the quiz

Listener Robin has an usual job date matching cows and bullocks so she sends us her "Cattlelog" Also, Haven’t heard about it or them in ages? Scott and Chris ‘Whoo’ it!

Jura and Aaron play Brother or Lover - but can you work it out? Plus Chris takes Scott's little piggies to market and there are some bad flute covers in the quiz.

Granny T's been having a busy day and her SatNav isn't helping things. Plus complete the nursery rhymes in the quiz and we're off to Penzance for Bangers.

It's Tuesday so it's time to blow your own trumpets, we speak to listeners who love a bargain and a Shredded Songs makes it's debut in the quiz.

Laura attempts to become a show VIP with her story about how she nearly got arrested., plus all the ladies are on for The Who Game.

Darren (not real name) applies to be a Premium Listener with a very painful story, plus is Scott really getting a gold statue in his hometown of Eastleigh?

Should it be called 'OA-PE' or 'Only Grans' plus some awful woodwind covers on the quiz.

Rob comes on to Blow His Own Trumpet plus there's a lot of Glock on the Quiz and Easy Life review their Live Lounge performance.

The team's won an award, but don't want it mentioned, and Chris has had the jab and it may well have given him a superpower

Lynette has to cut short rating boys for her granddaughter because of a hearing test, There's a big weekend Maya Jama rumour in Real or No Real and we're off to Crieff for Bangers

The boys go full Henry VIII trying to guess listeners medieval jobs, plus in the quiz 'do dogs have eyebrows?'

Are Medieval Jobs still on? Can James Newman score more on the quiz than in Eurovision? And can Scott run down the Premier League like it's the Official Chart?

Scott & Chris debate if they actually would hug again when they can, plus is Rasputin on, and if so will they really get a 4 show suspension?

Granny Tinder loves a sailor, plus Scott's Hollyoaks Cameo revisited and again more calls for a Rasputin marathon.

Turns out people do throw cups of wee at Coldplay gigs plus Real or No Real in the Quiz

Scott has some Dadi issues with Eurovision contestant - Dadi Freyr, plus what would you take a pint of to the face for?

Scott justifies his free degree, Lorna's got a crush on the internet man and we go Ra Ra

Listener Reanna reviews the guys audio description for last night's Naked Attraction, plus Ra Ra Rasputin the mad monk features heavily in the pod and there's a celebrity profile in Granny Tinder

Scott can't handle a listener's injury plus what if the Premier League table was read like The Official Chart, and there are more Naked Attraction recording bloopers from the guys

The boys call in help from AC 12 to track down who stole the 'Live Laugh Love' sign from the Radio 1 toilet, plus there's more bloopers from our Nation Attraction audio description

There's been a theft at Radio 1, the boys have an announcement about Naked Attraction, plus there's some Glockenspiel YouTube covers in the Quiz

We go live around the Nation as first pints in many a pub are pulled. Also, Chris is in a buoyant mood cos of Watford being promoted and did you have badges on your swimming costume?

As Scotland and Wales get to return to their favourite haunts, Chris inspires us all with a poem to get many a tear rolling. Also, it’s the launch of Radio 1 Relax so Scott practises his Chill voice and a round of MMA fighter or cocktail features in the quiz.

Granny Tinder has her eye on Ryan Gosling but he’s probably already been “snapped up” Also, Chris wants to know the rules on jumping in ponds and do you know what Bumerangs and Jerkers are? Find out in the quiz.

Annie Mac is going to be allowed to get muddy and be ridden around a field. Also, we blow some trumpets for a spud cropper and guess the Metal covers in the quiz.

Dua Lipa listens back to her Live Lounge Performance, Scott seems to have a problem with Greta Thunberg, Grimmy joins us for the quiz and remember The Mannequin Challenge? It’s The Whooo Game.

Jessie is back and pulls out another kids TV show from her Sac Magique, Scott gets into a worrying chat with a fellow dog walker and is Bruno Mars as ridiculous as his songs suggest?

Granny Tinder, Bamboleo, Quiz and a fresh crop for Stark. Happy Wednesday Everybody!!

Kids TV shows that are hard to describe by an adult, Pitbull or Shakespear and Mystic Meg & Terry Tibbs...Whooooooo

Some listeners are finding it hard to creep back to normality, after all what to do with the hair? Also, more explaining kids TV shows as an adult and Live Lounges time forgot.

The nan foot incident is put to bed plus a look back at innuendo bingo.

Chris' gammy foot, TikTok sensation Ollie Ball is here and twisted audio on the quiz.

Scott and Chris have commissioned some of your favourite tunes with added sax from Tik Tok star Evan Jacobson. Plus Don't Look It Up and Chris is back playing football.

Chris Stark's crime scene, Granny Tinder and mind the gap, it's Bambaleo Wednesday.

Joel Corry and Raye critique their own Live Lounge performance, we invite you, once again, to blow your own trumpet and has Bruno Mars turned into a Bruno Mars parody?

Was Tom Hanks spotted in a St. Albans coffee shop? Emma thinks so. Also, Scott is eager to get home, run the bath and use his birthday gift from Chris and we’ve found someone with same penchant as Scott, for adding Extra Brass to songs.

Listener Rachel will miss her trip to Rome, Scott and Chris step in with all the dodgy Italian accents. Also, Remember when Jack Whitehall heard all about his conception in Where Do You Think They Were? And Pitbull or Shakespeare is back for the quiz.

Scott educates us on the Postcode Lottery song (apparently done by someone called Paul McCartney), Granny Tinder learns all about foam parties and our Bangers caller has a lesson on nude candles.

Listener Lorna talks about her worst day ever, Scott releases an emergency press release about the “Toilet Incident” and anyone cooked a gammon lately? Well, we’ll blow a trumpet for you.

Chris has bagged himself a Number One trophy but was the downfall of Olivia Rodrigo due to Scott's influence? Also, it's a big day at Radio 1 as the new 8th Floor toilets are opened. Chris reports live from the event and Scott has new inspirational sign to hang up.

Adrian Dunbar off of Line Of Duty gives your favourite hits the Ted Hastings Interrogation Treatment and manages to make Olivia Rodrigo sound quite menacing. Also, Gigs – remember what they are? Chris explains.

Yay! It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and The GT gets a reply from the DG about her request for Chris to join Masterchef and Chris reveals that he’s never smuggled a budgie.

Vaccine Jealousy, toilet refurbs, Greek holidays, eye tests, cheese, panpipes, Tyrone Mings and Conor Coady. What more do you want in a podcast?

New totals are in for our Lolathon challenge, another chance to hear Capaldi The Musical and some extra Unexpected Covers. If you missed any of the Lolathon including the hi tech game of “BattleNips” why not catch up with it all on BBC Sounds.

The GT writes to The DG trying to get Chris on Masterchef, Scott’s prepared his overnight bag for the Lolathon and Vicky and Katie are on to reveal details of how Scott is going to be presented with something he has never seen before.

Scott’s BF has picked up an annoying habit, the trumpets are out and Goofy, Sturdy and Rugged are on the phone.

Tom’s sent ‘em and Long Michelle’s received ‘em! More screenshots gone wrong. Also, locked the butler in the fridge lately? The Whoo Game is on and team member Helena (of The Gossip Huns) hosts the quiz.

Another horror story of a date that was going so well, until… Plus, screen grab disaster stories and sleeping bunnies hop into the quiz.

Scott wonders how hairy the pop stars are getting during lockdown, after all Blossoms had some fair ol’ Barnets to start with. Also, its Granny Tinder day and she’s starting to sound like he Queen and Skepta.

Dean brings a shocking tale involving a mum (or mom if you live in Birmingham). Plus, attended Zoomiveristy on time? Well, go ahead and blow that trumpet.

Matt and Simon are on, but are they Brothers or Lovers? Rubbery pencils & inflatable furniture are remembered in The Whoo Game and House-plant or Harry Potter Spell? makes it’s quiz debut.

Scott resorts to some S.A.S style manoeuvres in his pants and is caught on Zoom and it not so much hit the fan but went over the wall in "It was all going well until..."

Aaron tries to lure Granny Tinder withsome Bitcoin but she ain’t no Crypto Queen! Also, Chris gets an idea for an alternative Innuendo Bingo during Bamboleo and Rapper or Accountant is back for the quiz.

Why The Long Face?… The Lolathon is back for 2021 (Yasss!) Plus, “It was going so well until...” more of your date fail stories and Jo has pulled something weird in her van – time to blow a trumpet.

Chris set out to buy a goldfish but ran into all sorts of problems, The Vegan Whisperer is back but can he keep his 100% record? And don’t blink…it’s The Whooo Game.

We get your stories of dates going really well until…You won’t believe what Dan saw on his new prospects bedroom wall. Plus, Ali Plumb takes a break from his movie watching marathon to host the quiz.

Scott's Mum is getting her vaccine but the big question is...What do you wear for such an occasion? Plus, Granny Tinder is back and seems to have a thing for Barack Obama, and Ali Plumb joins us for a 3 way movie Bangers.

Fancy a life-size Scott Mills mask? Find out how much it will set you back in the quiz. Also, Tune of the Week band, The Snuts put Driver’s License lyrics to their own song and we blow more trumpets for your little lockdown victories.

Cereal ads and upside down boobies are remembered on The Whoo Game, Ali Plumb is on a film challenge, and listener Harry had a hard time the weekend speaking to his prospective father-in-law. Buy Why?

Chris plays another round of Lucky Underwear, nights out in Guernsey and Brizzle are offered to The Four Lads In Jeans, it’s Dickie Dribble’s birthday and Hoary Pufflegs invade the quiz.

Hooray! It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and Granny Tinder hits us all with a Scrabble clue, Listener Ellen has more evidence that Tom Grennan is the nicest man in pop, and Rapper or Accountant returns in the Don’t Look It Up Quiz.

As Valentine’s Day approaches, Flossie from the team devises a new game for Chris called Lucky Underwear. Also, The GC becomes our new celeb supply teacher and The Vegan Whisperer makes a sudden appearance in Blow Your Own Trumpet.

If you think Scott is too big for his boots, think again! He has some ginormous (whooo) ones to help him cope with the snow and the team are loving it. Also, listener Ryan is worried about a camera roll that has fallen into the hands of his family and The Whooo game has a special, Superbowl style, half time treat.

Fancy a Chinese Buffet in Northern Ireland or a Sticky Licky out west? The Four Lads In Jeans rate more of your nights out. Plus another Pupdate and a look back at Chris’s guide to The Isle Of Man in our Mills Golden Moment.

Granny Tinder is not impressed by someone willing to share his German sausage, a nine year old listener sings in the Tune Of The Week and Rapper Or Accountant makes its debut on the Don’t Look It Up Quiz.

Our new favourite listener spills the tea on our Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter and Josh Bassett theory. Also, it’s that time of the week to blow your trumpets for the small victories in your life, Amelia and Louis play Brother or Lover? And a round of Drag-Horse or Race-Queen(??)in the quiz.

We discover a way of dodging the cringy naughty bits from Bridgerton, an update on The Weatherman story, some classic Whooos and The Eggman joins us for Bangers.

The Four Lads in Jeans rate your ideal nights out once again. Also, We re-live some of your great festival moments and sadly say goodbye to our dear friend, producer and quiz-miss of the show, Grace.

Scott wonders if he should try out hi new doggy toilet facility, Granny Tinder is in a generous mood (unless you are a sales caller) and Bamboleo brings all the usual treats.

Scott's voice stand in Charlie chats to the Pointless people but can he get away with it? Also, an pupdate on Scott's new dog and feeling smug today? - then let us blow your trumpet.

Scott and Chris are desperately looking for voice stand-ins, to do the interviews they can't be bothered to. However the only ones they can find don't even know who they are! Also, The Whoo Game is back and producer Grace gets her spaghetti in a twist.

Can’t wait for a night out again? What are you going to do? The legendary Four Lads In Jeans (off of the famous meme) rate your night out. Also Granny Tinder has her vaccination and Scott’s new dog has a Zoom meeting.

An Aussie barman wants to take our Zofia down under – but will Granny Tinder allow it? Also, some classic clips in Bamboleo Wednesday and fractious stirrings, once again, in the Don’t Look It Up quiz.

Ella Eyre has been so bored at home, she has been learning TV ads off by heart and it seems she’s not the only one as Kate Thistleton’s doing it too! Also, finished your assignment? – It’s trumpet blowing time and what is a Short Trip To Hell? Cocktail or Wrestling Move? Find out in the quiz.

It’s here, The Stark Sea Shanty with 220 Kid and you are loving it! Also, we discover Chris’s love for a geeky app in The Whooo Game and Grace presents a round of Fast Food Abroad in the quiz.

Listener Dominic keeps us guessing whether he is Niamh’s Brother or Lover, we listen back to some classic Funny Business moments and Pitbull or Shakespeare makes its debut in The Don’t Look It Up Quiz.

Lynette AKA Granny Tinder is back but will a PE teacher or magician impress her with their tricks. Also Bamboleo Wednesday brings back memories of Dickie (off of Dickie's Dribble) and something suspicious is going on with he quiz.

Sound the alarms and blow your trumpets! Dan from Norfolk has had his vaccine, Ryan’s got a dentist appointment for 2:30 and Roisin and Alfie try outfox The Vegan Whisperer.

Learning from home? Have no fear, Chris dons his mortarboard to bring wisdom and knowledge to you all (well sort of) Plus, Happy WHOO Year everybody – the first Whoo Game of 2021 is here.

The Vegan Whisperer is back! Chris goes into a mysterious trance to conjure up his amazing ability to sniff out a real vegan from a fake one. However, can a flexitarian fox him?

Our feature Brother Or Lover takes a strange twist and Fay and Lydia are the first contestants. Also, Chris wants to try his hand at teaching and Scott and Chris get lots of points in…err Pointless.

Scott & Chris have got each other gifts from their respective tier 4 petrol stations, there's a festive Tap End Special and the Father Christmas tribute act is back for the Quiz

A Grandma reviews some particularly festive Tinder matches for her granddaughter, plus there's a Santa tribute act on the quiz and it's the final Bambaleo Wednesday of the year

The boys create their own Dial-a-Carol service but it turns out no one knows the words! There's a controversial door on the Whoovent Calendar and Scott's least favourite round crops up in the quiz and he threatens to walk.

Sam Fender joins us with a letter to his 10 year old self, and we have a Christmas Whooo Game, A Christmas Whoovent, Christmas Bangers…it must be Easter or something.

It’s finally here – the one day a year where Scott and Chris play their favourite Christmas song ever. Also, Brother Or Lover is back and Lord of The Dance, Danny Howard hosts the Quiz.

Who is Cheddar Gorgeous? Find out in the Don’t Look It Up quiz. Plus, an air steward who likes landing strips or an immunologist ready to inject? It’s Granny Tinder’s choice once again.

Is it true that the deeper your voice is the more likely you are to cheat? We put it to the test. Also, more of your trumpets are blown and Celeste is here to critique her Live Lounge performance.

Scott & Chris join the help team at Cardiff Council’s virtual Christmas party for a special Whoo Game, some Bangers and the Don’t Look It Up Quiz. Also, we hear some awful tales of misbehaviour at your old shindigs (shindigs? – whoooooooooo)

Nurse Fleur writes a lovely letter to her 10-year-old self, the stars of Radio 1 share their stories of the now-decommissioned 8th floor toilets and... why did Margaret become famous? Wrong Answers Only please.

Faith delivers a beautiful letter to her 10 year old self, Scott is upset at the loss of a valued BBC institution (The 8th floor toilets) and a classic Christmas song shrouds the quiz in controversy.

Listener Rosie has written a very emotional letter to her 10 year old self. Plus trumpets are blow for some bikini wearing dippers and Margaret Covid is a thing!

Liam Payne writes a heartfelt letter to his 10-year-old self, we manage to track down Craig from Longbridge M&S and did Rita Ora order a scotch egg but no drinks? It's Wrong Answers Only.

Everyone's favourite quizmaster, Will is back for the quiz, another window on the Whoovent calendar is opened and Granny Tinder is still searching for a beau for Zofia (but she won't be swiping left for Mrs Browns Boys).

Trumpets are blown for Vicky who resisted licking her Ripple, another round of Brother Or Lover is brought to us by Emily (AKA Scott Mills) and Joe, and Arielle Free is today's Quiz Misstress.

Scott has devised a new game called Brother or Lover and listener Alice is the first (and maybe last) to play. Also, Archbishop Of Banterbury – Whooooo yes, Who Game is back.

Lemon & Herb or full on Hot ‘N Spicy? – Scott and Chris break it to you gently about what tier your area is in. Also, Glass Animals critique their Live Lounge performance and Wrong Answers Please on why The Weekend is upset - because people keep spelling his name wrong maybe?

Chiropodists, Head Teachers and Influencers and face Granny Tinder (but don’t mention Botox), we find more Naked Attraction audio descriptions and Bangers takes on a strange twist.

More break-ups with people you are not actually dating, including a personal trainer who was asked for a different kind of workout. Also, the trumpets are out again. If you've done something amazing (but a bit mundane) let us blow one for you.

…and even harder when you are not even in a relationship with them. Why is it so hard to change your barber or personal trainer? Also, WhatsUpp with all those WhattApp groups? Listener Immy’s BF has hundreds and he’s only got a dozen friends.

Listener Isabel requests that Scott and Chris describe each other, Naked Attraction style, and there are a couple of big things that surprised us about Chris. Also, What has Jordan North revealed about himself on I'm A Celeb' - It's Wrong Answers Only please!

It's lady-gardens and funbags galore as a new world of TV opens for Scott and Chris. Also, Too rude, crude or lewd? Well you won't get past Granny Tinder as she swipes left or right for her Granddaughter Zofia and D&B legend René LaVice becomes René LaQuiz for Don't Look It Up.

Listener Amy got a shock when going through her dad's holiday pics, more mundane reasons to blow your BIG trumpets and following Clara's amazing performance on Strictly, Scott and Chris worry they'll never be 10's.

Listener Amy reminds Scott that he offered to look at something that he has never seen before, but who would be willing to show to him what he hasn’t seen? And, how would it be possible to show to him what he hasn’t seen if they were happy to show what needed to be seen anyway?

Today was all about the last EVER Innuendo Bingo. We look back at all the classic moments with the world's biggest stars taking a soaking before Maya goes face to face with Chris for the farewell of everyone's favourite feature.

Chris finds gold in TV’s Naked Attraction, Granny Tinder likes the sound of the French lawyer and Grimmy QC is brought in to adjudicate the quiz.

Scott has a theory that the younger you are, the louder you can do an armpit fart, so we put it to the test. Also, more trumpets are blown for your mundane achievements and we hear from Young People with Old Names.

Listener Joe is looking for a husband, the Who Game returns, Don't Look It Up features Live Lounges time forgot and we revisit the seven second nipple technique.

Chris got caught in the worst traffic jame ever yesterday and had to resort to Bear Grylls type survival techniques. Also, Granny Tinder's back and What law you be the first Scott wouls pass if he were President? Wrong Answers Only please.

More stories of "Dirty Dogs" with a thing for underwear. Plus, if Scott get's a dog - will he need special assistance? and are your WhatsApp groups getting out of control?

It's the return of the show's own Private Investigator and this time he delves into the word of the paranormal. Also, it's blow your own trumpet time and could Chris Whiity go in the jungle?

Scott suspects his "Strictly Informant" has stitched him up for being a gossip, The Whoo Game remembers The Beast From The East and Test Tickle or Snoreen? - it's another round of Racehorse Or Drag Queen in the quiz.

Zofia's Gran has super high standards on today's show. Plus Wrong Answers Only, an app notification round on Don't Look It Up and Scott's cardboard cut out is missing.

Bamboleo Wednesday competes with the new Harry Styles video to save 2020. Plus Scott submits to a degree interview and there's a food abroad round on Don't Look It Up.

Scott's start to the week hasn't quite gone to plan. Plus a Sam Smith Live Lounge review, Blow Your Own Trumpet and a bardcore round on Don't Look It Up.

Scott and Chris are joined by wildlife in the studio, we play the Who Game, talk favourite exes and tackle another Don't Look It Up.

What four words turn your partner on the most? Wrong Answers Only. Also, Scott and Chris along with Wes Nelson have a big clear out of their Instagram and Subo and Drake are among the casualties.

Scott and Chris are clearly missing club life and make up some new phrases for the toilet attendants. Plus, a new Kidz Bop album stokes their curiosity and listener Sue's doorbell starts this week's Bamboleo.

Zofia's Gran is here for a live Tinder swipe and the lewdness does not go down well. She does take a shine to the guy who likes Downton Abbey though. Also, Chris has an aggressive looking snood and we find more mundane reasons to get out the tumpets.

Show team member Zofia lets her Nan help with her Tinder selections, going on holiday is remembered in The Whooo Game and we wonder if we should share our last ever game of Innuendo Bingo, what with Covid 'n that.

Will a two metre long cracker appear in a Christmas Advert? - it's Wrong Answers Only. Also, 30K followers in social media is counted as "Celebrity Status" and Apprentice Star Jemma Bird calls for Scott and Chris to get her over the line. She only needs 29950 more.

More Mills Stuff blah blah blah..............has lockdown made you lazy?

Maisie Peters and JP Saxe actually sound like they are in love, but (cringe alert!) can Scott and Chris sound as intimate if they sing to each other? Also Blow Your Own Trumpet time raises an eyebrow and Rachel (a FIFA widow) goes to extremes to get her boyfriend's attention.

Scott and Chris offer ideas to Fifa Widow Jess, on how to regain her boyfirends attention, Crop Circles and Ghosts are whooo'd in the Whooo Game and who will be Radio 1's Hottest Employee of the day?

Students in lockdown are getting VERY bored...so much so we have a bore off between Charli and Kurt - who can be the most boring? Also Wrong Answers Only tries to work out what Lewis Capaldi didn't do for his birthday and Scott goes on the rampage with a temperature gun.

Listener Jason has a problem with people sounding different on the radio to real life, so we put Grimmy to the test and Chris is a bit worse for wear after an evening with his football "friends"

Chris accuses Scott of behaving differently when his Strictly mates are around, we add more to the list of things you need to change when you break up with someone and ridden a bike whilst holding a cup of coffee without spilling any lately? Then blow your own trumpet - LOUDLY!

Listener Amy has a word of caution about things to remember to do when breaking up with someone and there are calls for Chris to resign as he reaches for the bleach in The Whooo Game.

Our Oxford Mole spills the beans on the illustrious University of Oxford, a game of Wrong Answers Please asks what Little Mix are looking for and the most irritating sound in Dev's world comes up in the Don't Look It Up quiz.

Listeners pitch their questions to listener Aaron who is off to Oxford Uni - oohh errr!. Also, more holiday horror stories that you would love to have the chance of re-living today and Bamboleo wednesday gets slightly hijacked by Dev.

The brilliant Yungblud reviews his Live Lounge performance and loves it. Also, listener Sophie ace's Dev's embarrassing holiday story (but would do it all again if she had the chance) and it's time to blow trumpets for all those small but amazing things you've done.

Dev stands in for Scott and recalls an embarrassing incident on a party bus in Ibiza, listener Lewis tells of his Grandad having trouble with technology and remember Tractor-Boy Racer? The Whoo Game is back.

Scott may have made a boo boo when he listed lots of drinking games to our fresher Heather, as nothing seems to be able to wake her. Also, as Sir David Attenborough takes to Instagram for the first time, Scott asks the listeners what hisnext post might be - wrong answers only please.

It's Bamboleo Wednesday and Fresher Heather is woken up at the crack of noon after a night of drinking games. Plus, the bagpipes are back in the Don't Look It Up Quiz.

London Grammar review their Live Lounge performance, more of your little victories that you should "Blow" about and it's all fake plants and fajitas in another of installment of Heather's fresher diary.

It's that time of year again but Freshers are getting a completely different experience this year as listener Heather reveals. Plus, Chris has hit the bigtime at last as he becomes a question on Tipping Point and The Whoo Game brings back a few familiar voices.

Scott gets confused about the terminology used in local butcher shops, we catch up with our favourite listener Nicole - who's from Wales and about to go and see Whales and a classic Where Do You Think They Were? looks back at when Billy's mum, Serena, needed her lagging sorted.

Scott's mind is blown by lot's of facts about peppers (yes you heard correct) we hear from more "Crancers" and "Merry Christmas Everyone!" What do you mean it's too early?

Little Mix give a live review of their Live Lounge performance, Chris wants more out of his smart speaker and - Is cry dancing a thing? We have a 1D fan that believes it is.

Following last week's conversation about who looked hot when young, the calls come flying in, and yes, Sir Ian McKellan is certainly one. Also, Scott has a special Mexican birthday song for listener Sarah and "Ip Dip Sky Whoooooo" It's the return of The Who Game.

Stonehenge, Times Square and The Mona Lisa all come under fire in our listener reviews, Chris takes umbrage against a word and poor listener Ollie has to hear to what happened when his mum bent over to pick up her shoes.

Can you review a land mark? Slating Ben Nevis for not having a café at the top seems a bit harsh. Also BTS are in trouble - according to the Coronavirus laws - one of them has to go!

It's Fantasy Football time again and some of the creative team names are flying way over Scott's head. Also, more hotel style reviews of parents houses and more reasons to blow your trumpets.

"You treat this place like a hotel" We've all been told that at one time or other, so we give you the opportunity to leave a online style review of your stay at your parents house. Plus, we herald the return of The Whooo Game.

Simon from Biffy Clyro reviews their ultra weird Live Lounge cover, we learn from listener Maria more about Karaoke legends Bev 'N Bob and the twisted audio round in todays quiz twists Scott's brain.

Scott is worried he has been "Too loose" with his number and wonders who keeps calling him. Also, when was the last time you actually heard your voicemail message? Who even still has one? We call up some, including Joel Corry's to see what happens. Plus, Chris is upset because someone VERY childish (Greg) has defaced the sign on his new Isolation Station.

Chris is back in the studio after managing to put up a picture in his house. It's an amazing acheivement for him which prompts a new feature - Blow Your Own Trumpet - mundane things that you are super proud of. Also, more of those little word or phrases that makes you best mate seethe with rage and quizmaster Grace is back for another Don't Look It Up quiz.

Pop legend Billie provides some great tunes, we hear from more of you DM Sliders and Tap End remembers Chris's amazing night doing "The Otley Run"

Super Sprinter Jonnie provides the tunes, people have been sliding in to Chris's DMs and who is your Tony Wood? The person you miss most whilst working from home.

Everyone's favourite Aussie DJ, Fisher, provides some banging tunes, we hear of some of your disastrous attempts at taking a driving test and it all kicks off in the Don't Look It Up Quiz.

The boxing promoter selects his favourite ring walk anthems, Uni tips you don't get from the prospectus and a classic 24 Years At The Tap End about Chris' driving test.

Pop star Robbie calls in from LA to select his favourite tracks, there's a classic football themed Tap End, Don't Look It Up and another Don't Tell The Bride update.

Legendary football pundit Chris Kamara chooses the tunes. Plus is Bamboleo Wednesday, we play Don't Look It Up and there's a classic NYE Tap End.

The West Ten collaborators go back to back in the mix, Chris cooks pasta in a kettle in another classic Tap End and you share stories about covering for your friends and family.

The TV legend and former footballer selects his favourite tracks. Scott and Chris play Don't Look It Up, have several rounds of Guess the Dog and there's a classic Tap End.

Ibiza legend Wayne is in the mix, Chris has an unfortunate incident in a DIY store and - Has fashion changed since the start of lockdown?

Superstar DJ Nathan provides some great tunes, you tell us some of the worst places you've been to on a first date and Chris remembers back to "That Fishing Trip" where he flashed at the wrong man in the car park as we revisit 24 Years At The Tap End.

Chris is back and it turns out he’s only been on the beers with the future king (whilst wearing dodgy shoes). Also, Becky Hill provides is with a super guest mix and Tap End remembers a trip to a theme park.

Joel provides us with some top class bangers in our guest mix, Scott is eager to hear your tales of being "Zumped" ie, Dumped on that Z' App - you know the one. Also, Chris's younger footballing years are remembered as we revisit 24 Years At The Tap End.

Remembering when TV and Hollywood superstar, Bryan Cranston joined Scott and Chris in the studio andlent the voice of Heisenberg to Little Mix's, 'Shout Out To My Ex'

Scott is off this week but here's a chance to catch up with some classic Mills from the archive, like the time Chris tested out some "Flatulence Reducing" pants in the BBC lift.

Scott is off this week but here's a chance to catch up with some classic Mills from the archive, like the time Chris sang Kiko Bun's Sticky situation in the BBC showers.

Scott is off this week but here's a chance to catch up with some classic Mills from the archive, like the time Chris attended the opening of the world famous Scott Mills Bridge at Fleet Services on the M3.

Liam chats about the good old One Direction days as well as deliver a fantastic mix. Also, we try to help Greg's "Up Yours" campaign and Molly King joins us for the quiz and gets a bit over excited.

Stars of BBC 3's Young Offenders Alex and Chris provide the bangers in today's mix, it's Bamboleo Wednesday with a Ding Dong of a gap and have you ever passed off someone else's house as yours?

Man of many talents KSI spins his favourite tunes, Scottish legend Lewis gets a few singing tips from Scott and Jordan North joins in the Don't Look It Up Quiz all the way from sunny Spain.

The amazingly talented Zara gives us an great mix all the way from Sweden and Scott is jealous of the way she can roll her Rs. Also, Tom Grenna has written a letter to his 10 year old self and Scott may have made a blunder with the baby pressie for Chris.

A very emotional show as Scott chases news on the imminent delivery to the Stark household and listener Izzy reads a letter to her 10 year old self. Also, the brilliant MNEK calls the show and "It's Wine O'clock"... all those classic mum signs around your parent's houses.

Why aren't the traditional hymns being sung in school assemblies any more? Also football legend Gary Lineker is on to play Mascot For What and listener Ben writes a letter to his 10 year old self.

We play a Covid Special Whoo game, a highly respected science teacher gets an amazing score on Better Days Quiz and Chris has found an amazing TV show we all should watch.

It's flying ant season and the birds are loving it! Also, Scott is excited that beauty salons can open again and is thinking of getting a tattoo, Chris has some very exciting news which means he may have to dash off at any second and Rihanna's Field and Pickering Corner are among our list of Accidental Tourist Attractions.

Kerry's mum, AKA Daisy May Cooper replaces Gaga in the Rain On Me track and it's amazing! Also, reactions to Harry Styles reading a bedtime story, more reactions to the accusation "I think you could have been nicer to me today" and Ali Plumb's reactions to some dodgy accents in the movies.

Margarine, Bono and water quality become the catalysts for more adult tantrums, more buffet shaming (including Luke who munched 22 yorkshire puds) and are Jess Glynnes fans really called "Glynfluencers"?

Pub owners all over the nation are making their own safety videos, but will any beat Jackie's for The Ley in Devon? Also, more Buffet Slayers own up in our feature Booted Out Of The Buffet and we catch up with some previous Funny Business's to see how they are doing.

Scott and Chris are back and get to play Service Station or Cheese? once again. Also, more All-You-Can-Eat shaming stories (even on aeroplanes), the Welsh have been set free (Hooray!) and the hairiest people in the Nation get in touch.

We remember back to 2014 when Team Mills appeared on Family Fortunes and they didn't have the best time. Scott's gave a terrible answer and his Dad did an impression of an elephant. It's all fine!

Back in 2015 Scott and Chris investigated the horror of being stuck in a seat on public transport by a person who's fallen asleep between you and the aisle. Chris then headed to be the BBC canteen to pretend to fall asleep in his plate of beans and see if anyone said anything.

This week we would normally have been enjoying tennis, sunshine and strawberries at Wimbledon, sigh! But don't worry this will cheer you up. Back in 2013 Scott had a great idea for a game - Grunt Or Goat.

If you are still sad about no Glastonbury over the weekend this may help. We remember back to 2015 Scott and Chris phoned up some local businesses with fictional demands from performers.

More tales of being "escorted" from all-you-can-eat buffets, Emily Eavis off of Glastonbury chooses some bangers from Worthy Farm and a boys weekend in Prague is remebered in Tap End.

Listener Beth has been kicked out for over-indulging in an All-You-Can-Eat restaurant, TWICE!! Is this a record? Also Davina McCall brings us some classic bangers from her home and Caroline the car is remembered in 24 Years At The Tap End.

Anne-Marie gives a great selection of bangers and impresses Scott with the size of her veggies. Also, Scott asks you to take part in a Radio 1 survey (then wishes he hadn't) and Chris's Pizza Eating Challenge is remembered from 24 Years At The Tap End.

Chris is very excited today, not only has he moved to (what sounds like) a massive house, he also gets to chat to his hero Mike Skinner of The Streets as he presents today's guest mix. Also, more tales of photo's of exes still up in parents houses and what on earth is a garbanzo bean? Find out in the Don't Look It Up Quiz.

You've all heard the clip many times on the show but here's the origin. Back in 2015 Chris called up a restaurant and pretended he didn't know what a potato was.

Classic Mills from the archives when the awesome Stephen Fry was on the show. Scott and Chris had so much to ask him! Including: does he watch himself on TV (he is on ALL the time), did he really invent the word ‘luvvie’ and why does he hate dancing so much?? Also, with some listeners’ help, the boys hatched an amazing plan to get him rapping with Taylor Swift at the Big Weekend in his home town, Norwich.

Remembering back to the first time Scott & Chris took on the role of football commentary, back in the 2014 World Cup Finals where Chris became more and more wound up by Scott's incredible lack of football knowledge.

Scott and Chris are off this week so we thought we'd treat you to a bit of classic Mills from the archive, and here we look back at 2014 when Chris went off on his holiday and Scott set up his out of office reply to accept ANY job that came in...What could possibly go wrong?

Sophie gives us some mega bangers in our Pop Legends slot. Also, Do you or your nan still have photos of your ex on the wall? and do you remember Scott giving Rag N Bone Man a vocal coaching lesson?,

Harry (with a little help from Sandra) and Jamie provide some classic tunes in a a very eclectic mix. Also, they are still a it! - exes that loom out of the lockdown darkness.

Pop SuperStar Katy give us some tunes all the way from sunny LA. Plus, Scott has been crashing Zoom quizzes and we hear stories of long-gone exes suddenly getting in touch during lockdown.

Sean delivers an amazing mix all the way from Jamaica, Chris has been crashing peoples quizes and we listen back to Scott giving Freya Ridings a singing lesson.

Matt, Charlie & James reunite to bring Radio 1 a special playlist. Also, we look back the time Chris joined a bowls club in Tap End and lockdown is ding strange things to people - listener Charlotte has even started to fancy Chris - weird times everyone.

Craig spins some classics from his home studio, Chris gets a massive case of hammock envy and we remember the trip Chris and Scott had to Zante in 24 Years At The Tap End

Harlequins and England legend Joe Marler delivers a great mix from a cardboard castle, Scott finds a song that takes us all on a 3 minute holiday, Chris speaks to more people obsessed with Pitmasters and the great canteen boycott is remembered in a look back at 24 Years At the Tap-End.

Comedian Joel gives us a mix from his loft, Chris gets to speak to a real life Pitmaster and we hear from estate agents with many a sordid tale.

Everyone's favourite TV presenter Alison drops a fantastic mix, Chris is still obsessing over the pitmasters of the U.S of A which leads Scott to a great programme idea and listener Grace runs through the "Love Contract" she had to sign at work.

Tom gives us an amazing mix from the roof of his parents' house, Chris has become obsessed with videos of men barbecuing, and "love at first sip" - hear how listener Tom bonded with his girlfriend over a sip of vinegar - yuk!

Now the weather seems to be getting hotter we look back at an idea Scott had in 2013, to cool down. Expect some loud screeching.

Back in 2012 Chris came up with yet another way to become a millionaire - and it involved dressing up as a sexy mexican and getting out the guitar! But, did the local diners appreciate his serenades?

Back in 2013 - Scott feared the worse when two 747 pilots asked for Chris to be their Plan B - Did he manage to land the plane without risk to the passengers? Exactly how much of an idiot did he sound making annoucements on the PA system? And did he ever take off the Top Gun style shades?

Remember when Chris wrote a book? Way back in 2011 he was convinced he would make his fortune with a saucy novel.

Our daily mix comes from Laura's Casa D'Amour (or shed), Listener Henry has arrived in "virtual" Australia and has a drink with one of the locals (who is "as dry as a dingo's dinger!") and we look back a The Stark Guide to Mad-chester - Whooo?

Mo gives us our daily supermix, Scott gets a bit angry at the Don't Look It Up Quiz and Listener Henry missed out on his holiday to Australia, so Scott and Chris recreate the holiday experience for him, including a rather thorough security procedure at the airport!

Actual Spice Girl Mel C gives us a mix from her house and its AMAZING! Chris gives us a Stark Guide to Hull and tributes to our great polititians get in touch - Hello, Matt Tancock and Boris Johannson!

Niall gives us a special mix from his place in London, we hear from listeners who believe they look cuter in lockdown and we revisit a classic Stark Guide to the Isle Of Man

A great interview with Rihanna from back in 2010, where she gave us all the goss on Katy Perry's 'bachelorette' party, her views on Russell brand and what Eminem is reallly like. Oh and did Scott have the courage to call her Ri Ri? Find out.

Some classic Chris moments from 2011 like when he auditioned for the part of Batman and when he made his own reality TV show called It's Chris!?

A classic from the archives with Gemma Collins's first appearance on the show in back in 2011. Hear about her becoming a top car seller to what happened when she took Scott out for a night in Essex.

Scott and Chris are off this week so we take the ooportunity to remember some great bits from the past. Today...Remember when Greg James and Chris played innuendo Bingo dressed as animals?...It's a good'un.

Tik Tok superstars Luke & Siannise provide us with a mix from their homes, Scott wonders if he is cuter during lockdown, we play great Whoo Game and Don’t Look It Up quiz and look back at Chris’s world famous interview with Mila Kunis.

Gemma Collins gives us a super mix whilst rubbing her elbows, Quirky Quarantines finds us speaking to the Cornish Carol Baskin and find out which Radio 1 DJ used to deliver pizza in the Don’t Look It Up quiz.

Cricketing legend Joe Root MBE brings us a mix of some of the best indie songs and even throws one in for team mate Ben Stokes. Plus, Dicky of Dicky's Dribbles is back - still laughing, J.C Stewart calls with some amazing news involving Jennifer Aniston and we look back to the opening of The Scott Mills Bridge at Fleet Services.

The "Don't Look It Up" quiz is back and question-master Will has some weird ones. Also, remember when Jennifer Aniston was horrible to Chris? We look back and Little Mix's Jade Thirlwall is on the mix from her kitchen.

Oh Go On Then!! Sports promoter and meme specialist Eddie provides us with a filthy dirty R&B mix from his lounge, we learn some of the pitfalls of the new feature on some dating apps, Tap-End re-lives Chris’s first outing to a night club and we find a drumming Welsh Weatherman.

Mark Labbett, AKA The Beast, from The Chase gives us a monster mix from his house, Tap-End tells the tale of Chris at the school disco, another contender tries to reach the Beyoncé high notes and The Whoo Game is back with intriguing caller Mike.

Today's mix from home is provided by the fastest woman in British history and it's a corker! Also, classic Tap-End recalls the story of "Bish Bash Bosh" Chris's exploits in Prague and 1D 10 years on - Scott and Chris choose their favourite One DIrection, X Factor auditions from yesteryear.

Chris's old mate Crouchy joins us from a Wendy House in his back garden, classic Tap-End brings us a tale of barbecues and theme parks, Jordan North has a Korean sing off with Chris and have we finally found someone who can hit the Mariah Carey high note?

Calum and Luke from 5 Seconds Of Summer give us a mega-mix from their Kitchens in L.A. Also, Scott fixes his own teeth, more listeners try the Mariah Carey High Note Challenge and Ali Plumb lists some of the best comedy movies for you to search out.

Daisy May Cooper AKA Kerry Mucklowe from This Country gives us a Mega Bog Mix from her toilet, We hear stories of listeners having it large on group chats, Ask Me Anything brings a "Goga" teacher and more of you try to hit that extremely high Mariah Carey note.

Scott and Chris host the R1 Breakfast Show for a week with all the great features of both shows. All The Latest Things - with news about dogs that deliver wine, Better Days Quiz, The Whooo Game, Bangers, Tap-End and old Radio 1 legend, Chappers, joins us to settle the matter of Watford vs Southampton.

Tom Ogden from Blossoms gives us a tune in today’s Bored & Famous, a brilliant round of The Whoo Game sparks a debate about Piñatas and the tale of a German exchange student is re-lived in 24 Years At The Tap End.

Yesterday listener Bella said thank you to her dear friend Pawel in such a beautiful way that rumours started to fly. Today those rumours are laid to rest. Also, classic Tap-End brings us a tale of Chris and a girl called Maud on a very strange date, JC Stewart sings us a song because he’s Bored And Famous and we play another gameof the great (but flaky in places) Don’t Look It Up quiz.

Alex from All Time Low serenades us from his farm in Maryland U.S.A – surrounded by goats, we re-live the classic Toga Party story from 24 Years At The Tap End and another round of the super (although slightly shambolic today) quiz, Don’t Look It Up.

In our new feature Bored And Famous the amazing Masie Peters serenades us from her bedroom, 24 Years At The Tap End returns with a classic story of Chris in a school Assembly, Ask Me Anything brings forward an expert in rude words and the nation’s favourite quiz, Don’t Look It Up, reveals an amazing fact about Boris Johnson.

The alarm bells are sounding, one of pops greatest, Dua Lipa delivers her new song and chats to Scott and Chris. Also highlights of when Cheryl went up against Superfan Steve, a brilliant Whooo Game and another Don't Look It Up Quiz.

We relive another classic Superfan Steve moment, play radio’s most loved quiz, Don’t Look It Up and one of the team desperately needs a haircut…what are we going to do?

Everyone’s favourite Cider maker is back to cheer up the nation with his amazing laugh, we re-live a classic Superfan Steve vs Gemma Collins, and another round of our big quiz – Don’t Look It Up.

Scott & Chris aim to relieve the nation from boredom with a new super quiz called Don't Look It Up! Also we hear an amazing music performance from a top opera singer and Ask Me Anything brings us Terry Turbo - who's fast...but fast at what?

They’re doing it in Italy and now they’re doing it here - musicians playing loud and proud, from many a balcony, to help cheer the nation. Also, a great Whooo game brings back Mysterious Mike and we get proof that Tom Grennan is really the nicest man in pop.

Scott and Chris look forward to the time everyone can go out and have it large again, so decide to have it large now with three lots of Bangers and a massive Bamboleo Gap. Also, more of you are confused about what your partners do for work and (for some strange reason) Gareth Malone calls the show.

Following listener David’s proposal to his girlfriend on yesterday’s show, we also find the audio of the, all important, question to her father. Also, Funny Business is on and someone at Radio 4 has been sticking the boot in on our Chris.

A listener has a BIG question to ask his girlfriend so gets Scott and Chris to help him out, which then leads to Scott and Chris wondering what their respecitive partners actually do for a living. Cue, awkward phone calls to find out . Also our Ask Me Anything caller plans marriage proposals, but on a massive scale.

Tom Grennan is here to review his Live Lounge performance and (whilst he seems really nice) Scott gets the lowdown on what he is really like, from an old school friend. Also in an attempt to support Sport Relief challenger Phil, Scott attempts to climb the staircase in the BT Tower. But how far up will he get?

Superstar DJ, Bontan has finally delivered his acid banger version of No Time To Die – Let’s Go! Also, pupils from Phil’s school give him encouragement on his Sport Relief mission and Jordan North’s gaff goes down well in the Bamboleo Gap.

Pop legend Becky Hill is here not only to appraise her Live Lounge performance but also to sing encouragement to our Sport Relief hero Phil, as he climbs the steps to Everest. Also, we have another round of Funny Business, Scott becomes obsessed with subtitled films and Chris gets misquoted.

Listener Hannah, who sent us an amazing letter last week, is surprised by the amazing response. Chris surprises Scott with his rapping skills to a classic Disney song and Ask Me Anything reveals an instructor to the stars.

Chris steps ups the stakes by requesting more of your pet names, but this time for your ex! Plus a classic round of The Whooo Game and products mistaken for hand sanitiser.

Following Biebers confession Scott asks for some of the pet names you and your partners have – and some of them are truly awful. Plus, Stark’s Guide To Britain is back and we find out all the fun to be had in Cheltenham and Scott offers Chris a personal dry cleaning service.

Following so many complaints after yesterday’s late Bangers we decide to have 2 lots today – should keep everyone happy! Also, Lauv is here to review his Live Lounge performance, Funny Business brings in some outrageous company names and someone has sent us a letter – IN THE POST! Whoooo.

Ask Me Anything stirs up a conversation on Scott’s plans, should Armageddon arise. Also, previous Ask Me Anything caller – the whistling man steps up to our challenge brilliantly, listener Dylan is still rallying support for the U.K’s Eurovision entry and Chris is still buzzing from an amazing win by Watford.

Scott rallies up support for The U.K’s entry of Eurovision with listeners all over Europe shouting from the rooftops. Plus, The Whooo Game is back, we find a Japanese version of a classic Adele song and (as a response to Chris digging out 90’s Scott clips) Scott gets his revenge by unearthing audio of Chris going all Pete Tong!

We have a listener with a problem with his works toilet, Chris manages to find some classic 90’s Mills and Scott digs out an Ed Sheeran classic – in German!

Scott and Chris delve into all sorts of crazy questions asked to Lewis Capaldi from radio stations all over the world, and even find a Spanish version of one of his songs. But is it better? Also Funny Business is on and Chris is outraged by a Bangers scandal.

Scott thinks all National Anthems are a bit boring so requests that someone “puts a donk on it”. Also, another chef cooks up an audio dish for Chris’s delight and Ask Me Anything reveals the person with possibly the best job in the world.

All Time Low visit the studio with a copy of their brand new single and the clues come piling in as the search for Greg continues. But, will Scott, Chris and Radio 1 listeners, all over the country, find him?

Greg James has been captured and hid away somewhere, but where? And who by? Scott and Chris, with the help of Radio 1 listeners, Peter Bleksley and various hung over pop stars try to solve the mystery.

Chris has left it late to order his outfit for The Brits…or has he?? Also, what’s he going to do about his black eye? Scott has an idea. Chris also books a couple of surprise guests who make Scott very star struck.

Lizzo is here to review her Live Lounge performance but Scott makes her uncomfortable by just saying hello! Plus we hear the reactions from the partners as they are presented with some weird Valentines Day pressies and Ask Me Anything reveals a man with a furry travelling companion.

Sam Fender reviews his Live Lounge performance and tells tales of tea round Elton’s. Plus, Chris has a (not so) amazing fact and The Whooo game reminds us of Juan Sheet, a TV legend.

Cider making Dickie, has a very infectious laugh, so we tickle him in the hope of cheering up the nation. Also, it’s Bamboleo day and Scott & Chris decide to by each other’s partners their Valentines gifts. What can possibly go wrong? This podcast is soooo good!

Since his One Direction days Niall has probably answered every question imaginable but, 10 years later, will his answers still be the same? Scott and Chris put him to the test. Also, Funny Business reveals a very jolly cider maker and is an evening out with a hologram a bit weird?

The last time Anne-Marie was on the show she got the Superfan Steve treatment and her reaction was amazing. We’ve decided that she is just too happy so pull out all the tricks to try and make her cry. Also, Ask Me Anything brings a man from “Far Far Away”, Scott blows popcorn out of his nose and (after their little spat last week) Scott & Chris do a compatibility test to see if they are right for each other.

Whenever a drama unfolds on Love Island, you inevitably hear Becky Hill. Well today she was here, so we re-enacted a whole scene, singing and all, in the BBC canteen…Yes, Cringe Time!! Also, a great round of The Whooo Game and find out why one of our team failed to get any takers on a dating app.

Do you live in a town that smells lush? Maybe, because of some factory? Also Scott is thinking of getting a dog but what dog would suit him? An Afghan hound maybe? Well, they do have nice hair.

Hayley off of Paramour listens to her Live Lounge performance, Funny Business brings some hilarious company names and the man with the best name ever is on Bangers.

Quirky messages that you see on tip jars – do they make you dig deeper? Also, more of your surprises that go disastrously wrong, a very tasty job in Ask Me Anything and what has Zayne Malik has been up to?

We have another chef try and get Chris excited with a sultry food description, another great round of The Whooo Game and - it's January - the last thing we want to see is pics of sun tanned legs and exotic sunsets!

Scott and Chris are a little despondent at a "Pointless" compliment, we get more stories on touching with strangers accidentally and could it be that we have a famous 90's TV star working here at Radio 1?

Ever had one of those awkward moments when you thought you were talking to someone you know, but turns out to be a complete stranger? Or, even worse, accidentally touched them inappropriately? Many of our listeners have. Also, Its Funny Business day and we take a photo of world famous activist Greta Thunberg to Stupid Street to see if they know who she is.

Radio 1’s Big Weekend is coming to Dundee so there’s only one thing for it! Another Chris Stark Guide. Also, more angry DJ’s have been in touch with tales of annoying clubbers and Scott has an idea to smuggle a “seat filler” into The Brits.

Scott and Chris are still in dispute over the actual size of Scott's feet, time to get the rulers out. Also Jack & Suren from Bombay Bicycle Club review their own Live Lounge and The Whooo Game brings back an old friend.

It’s Bamboleo Wednesday with a great Bamboleo Gap. Plus, more of your weird and nerdy e-mails at work, a Lewis Capaldi styled food description (for Chris to salivate over) and … “Oi Mate…. Oi Mate…. Oi Mate….” - yes, more stories of the annoying DJ hasslers.

Do you get mad or mundane emails at work? Are you a DJ who gets pestered for requests? Have you appeared on Naked Attraction? What would you do if the world was about to end? Do you get off on descriptions of food? If any of the above apply to you then listen to this podcast, if not – well, listen anyway (cos it’s funny).

Scott and Chris are suspicious about Instagram, can it hear us? If so it seems to think Chris likes girls on beaches and ladies dresses! Also they don’t believe in Blue Monday – but have an assortment of clips to brighten your day just in case and Britain’s biggest mug is finally revealed.

A bouncy castle comes into play as listener James hears the story of when he was made, we have another round of The Whoo Game and Stark Guides is back, with all the info you'll need on Weston-Super-Mare.

Scott and Chris wonder what goes on, behind the scenes, on the TV show “Naked Attraction”. Do they really use make up down there? Plus, more contenders for the giant Mug, people who just love being sick and a shock revelation from a Pussycat Dolls song.

Georgia is “in the radio” to scrutinise here Live Lounge performance, more Funny Business and some people are just plain WRONG! More Mug Nominations call in, hoping to win the giant -head sized mug.

We have a massive mug and would like to give it to a self-confessed mug; someone who’s behaved badly in the past and are willing to fess up! The stories come in thick and fast. Also, Ask Me Anything reveals a Theme Park ride designer - Wow!

Arielle Free becomes the first Radio 1 DJ to endure Where Do You Think They Were? as her Ma Jackie recalls a wet and windy night at Glastonbury. The Whooo Game is back, stronger than ever and The Generator is programmed to allocate previous “BBC Sound Of” winners - You could be brown, You could be blue, You could be Mika!!

Meghan comes in and sings one of her songs, but to a different tune and the result is AMAZING! Also, Scott looks back at some of the awks texts Chris has sent Alan Shearer (not Sugar) over the years and the generator is wheeled out again. This time it’s been programmed to compare you to a National Treasure – Sir David Attenborough or Joey Essex maybe?

You’ve all played the Disney generator but Chris expands on the idea and builds a Love Island Generator – which sort of works. Also, another round of Funny Business brings up some hilarious company names and we stroll down Stupid Street, once more, to ask what it’s residents would cook a Vegan guest – some nice duck rolls maybe?

Mills plays Rinder as the Stormzy - Wiley beef escalates, more of your stories of when club photographers have got you into trouble and Ask Me Anything reveals a reader of feet – Chris wonders if an old rumour is true.

It’s the last show of the year and who better to spend it with than show friend Lewis Capaldi. Listen out for his beautiful rendition of a Christmas Classic. Also, the Christmas confessions are getting worse with listener Brian getting caught on camera and The Whoo Game brings in a new crazy character.

Hear Lewis’ review of the year, uncut and un-broadcastable. From discussing headlines (was he offered the chance to become a Pornstar?) to whether anything happened between him and Noel Gallagher’s daughter?

Rebel Wilson gets the Superfan Steve treatment, Harry Styles reviews his Live Lounge performance and the last Bamboleo of the year has an extra long gap.

More Christmas Confessions with listeners Laura and Jack, who both (like naturists on a rush hour tube train) have very inappropriate crushes. Also, Dermot Kennedy appraises his Live Lounge performance and get ready to wrap yourself in paper - its Magnus Carlsson day!

Stormzy is here to review his Live Lounge and gives us an impromptu performance of a Christmas classic. Also, we speak to the king of mince pies, Dial-a-Carol is back and listener Luke has got himself in a VERY sticky situation.

Stars of Jumanji Dwayne and Kevin are visited by a very weird Santa and Butler, Where Do You Think They Were brings a tale of snow-ploughing in Lapland and The Whooo Game stirs up a little controversy.

The GC faces what she believes is her biggest fan, or her “Spirit Animal”. Also, do you fancy someone you really shouldn’t…seems quite a few of you do and day 11 of the Whooovent Calendar reveals an old BIG DOG!

The debate on whether an actor in a love scene is cheating or not deepens, Chris loses it in Funny Business and Scott composes “A Ode Watford” to celebrate the arrival of their new assistant manager.

Example has been accused, by many, of blocking fans on Twitter, so we call him to face the music. Plus, our Ask Me Anything caller dispels a myth about jellyfish and … Are actors actually cheating on their partners when they do love scenes?

It’s an Aussie special in Where Do You Think They Were as Brad listens to a tale of love in the Outback. Also, another Whooo Game brings out an old classic chocolate bar, we open day 5 of the Whooovent Calendar and we catch up with Rob, our former Fresher of the Week, who got married twice!!

Tennis legend Andy has a superfan! Or does he? Hee hee. Also, we get a special message from Daddy Pig & Freya Ridings and hear of more celebs that have been blocking you and...Well, quite frankly, we don’t blame them.

More chocolate surprises in your advent calendars (ANOTHER ONE?) Celebs that have blocked you and you don’t know why and Scott reveals the next superstar to meet Superfan Steve, Oh and also makes a mess of introducing CamelPhat.

The Scott Mills Fake Boyfriend service has opened once again for listener Lianne, but will her brother be convinced? Also, many of you are having problems with your advent calendars and another Instagram stockpiler turn out to be a rat!!

Listener Simon hears the ins and out of how he was made from dad Tony and it’s CRINGE! Also, we have a member of the team that gathers photo content to trickle feed her Instagram (weird) and another listener believes Scott has been pilfering her Whooos.

Everybody’s favourite hard-man actor, Stephen Graham adds a menacing twist to your Christmas favourites – and the ladies seem to love it! Also, we speak to another legend – Pete Mills about parking spaces and fact check some of GC’s outrageous claims .

Gemma Collins is here to bring some light to Radio 1 and super fan Nicole from Pontypridd gets to speak to her. Also, Scott is a bit suspicious about what his boyfriend is asking for Christmas and Funny Business goes international.

Chris helps listener Liz by being a fake boyfriend and rescues an old lady and her cat along the way. Also Lewis Capaldi calls in and treats us to some new melodies and Ask Me Anything reveals a high flyer.

Listener Emma has to listen to an “in tents” story from her mum in Where Do You Think They Were, we have a few complaints about the show and suspect that Chris may really be a General.

Sam Fender is going on tour and desperately needs his voice to be in top form, bring on top vocal coach Mills. Also Scott & Chris try to think of alternatives for coffee enemas and get obsessed with a Tottenham fan.

Scott decides to go for a coffee for a Christmas outing and Chris is shocked to discover that they will NOT be drinking it! Also listener Liz needs a fake boyfriend, Kev has confession to make and Funny Business reveals a first class gardener.

Boxing legend Tyson gives an inspiring pep talk to a listener who’s not having the best time lately and Scott and Chris are trying to organise a Christmas outing involving some very strange beauty treatments. Oh, and you won’t believe what our Ask Me Anything caller has to do for a living!

Where Do You Think They Were reveals a classy story of Superyachts and Global Superstars. Also, we play another round of The Whoo Game and there’s a problem with our tune of the week.

Show favourite Lewis experiences the wetness in Innuendo Bingo, listener Lydia has an idea for a Christmas hit and it’s Wednesday people! Time to Bamboleo.

Masie is here to winterize some summer bangers, Chris claims to have proof on his theory that people may only be attracted to Scott because of his “celeb” status and Scott makes a faux pas that gets the Emos raging.

Are you cuter in winter... or a hairy mess? Plus, Scott & Chris try to help out another listener who’s boyfriend has appeared on another embarrassing reality TV show and Ask Me Anything reveals The Luckiest Man Ever (but why?)

Listener Will endures a tale of Tenerife from mum Jan, in Where Do You Think They Were? Also, Niall Horan is here to review his Live Lounge performance, Melissa has a murky TV past and Laura (not real name) learns the hard way about listening to Innuendo Bingo while at the dentist!

Footballing legend Crouchy is in the wet seat for some classic innuendos, listener Harriet gets to hear her boyfriend embarrass himself on an old TV show and an apology goes out to all of the unfortunately named people of the world.

Following listener Emily’s concern over her new husbands dark TV past, your stories come flooding in, from Dinner Dates (whoo) to Sing Date (bigger whoo). Also Funny Business and Bangers reveal two of the funniest names ever and Scott loses it.

Listener Emily is a bit worried about who she has married after finding out her new hubby was once on a very dodgy reality TV show. Scott and Chris try to help her out. Also, Ask Me Anything is back and is it snowing in Wales?

England Rugby legend Joe Marler calls from Japan and becomes an instant show favourite and Emily finally gets to date Jamie – or does she? Oh, and it’s Halloween, so the annoying menus come out – Devil Cursed Fish Fingers anybody?

Scott & Chris try to decide on their Halloween costumes – a horny Brexit maybe? Also, there seems to be lots of you who listen to the show in the bath (weird) and one of our three contenders is chosen to date listener Emily, live on tomorrow’s show.

More contenders line up to be Emily’s date for Christmas, we surprise listener John with a birthday treat (as he had a rubbish one last year) and Scott is not that happy with Chris’ ad, for the show, in the Southern Daily Echo.

The clocks have changed, winter is coming and it’s cuffing season, so Chris triggers Article 69 – a bid to find people their Christmas sweethearts.

Jordan and Chris explore whether cows have regional accents by talking to Helga – the cow from Leicester. Also, Bangers brings a Festival Special and Chris gets to speak to one on his own super-fans Bea.

Yannis and Jimmy from Foals review their Live Lounge performance, an update on the “Dirty Debs” saga and Jordan and Chris perform a bizarre experiment with their nipples.

Jordan North is with Chris today for another amazing Ask Me Anything, a new feature called “Mind Blown” and a catch up with listener Greg, who was due to go to his new girlfriends family party over the weekend. Did he mess things up?

Where Do You Think They Were is back with a wild time at the zoo, Scott helps out a listener who’s worried about his behaviour at a family party and another round of The Whooo game. Remember Buckaroo?

Daniel Radcliffe joins us for an epic Innuendo Bingo, we have a listener test their partner in swipe or no swipe and Bangers reveals a new show favourite in Nathaniel.

Scott and Chris wonder which way each of their partners would have swiped, if they had met on a dating site, so they call them to find out – CRINGE ALERT! Also, it’s Funny Business day and Scott finds some funny old announcements in the system.

Scott is put on the spot in the best Ask Me Anything ever! Plus Scott and Chris speak to highly educated people who are actually quite stupid, Chris has a nervous moment texting his mother-in-law and is there a new best episode of Don't Tell the Bride?

Where Do You Think They Were is back with Jesse’s mum Pat revealing all about a spooky weekend away. Plus Chris’ Guide to Hull, Fresher of the Week and the Who Game is back!

She’s been dazzling the Strictly audience but can she keep a straight face, Saffron Barker kicks off a new season of Innuendo Bingo. Plus, our Fresher of The Week is getting strange deliveries and someone wants Matt Edmonson to go top less.

More stories of the places you can’t go back to (because too awks) a lot of you are relating to our Tune Of The Week by Masie Peters and Oxford Fresher Rob gets us thinking about whether you can be clever AND have common sense.

Chris has a dilemma about going back to the gym (after skiving for so long). What will his P.T say? Also, new Fresher Of The Week Rob is feeling slightly out of place at Oxford so Scott gives him a pep talk and Ask Me Anything reveals a profession we never even knew existed.

Where Do You Think They Were is back and it’s cringe time for listener George, as he hears his dad, Ian recall a fun time on a beach - WITH AN AUDIENCE! Plus, Matt and Molly are here to lay The Whoo Game and we find out who is getting sneaky about getting Glastonbury tickets.

We eavesdrop on Fresher of the Week Hanny and his mum Jane as they wait to play The Fresher’s Game, Camilla Cabello seems to be a bit critical of her Live Lounge Performance and Chris has made a trailer for the proposed “Move In With Mill’s” reality TV show.

The countdown to B.F moving in day begins and Chris wonders if the goings on at Echo Falls should be a reality TV show. Also, Chris wonders who chased who in the early days of his relationship with his wife and we have another round of Funny Business.

Scott and boyfriend are moving in together which can only mean one thing - that 5:15 phone call each day “Are you O.K. my sexy moon face?” Also, Ask Me Anything brings a peculiar tailor, we get the result of another Banana Test and speak to a new Fresher Of The Week – Spread it!!

Chris Stark shares his remake of That's Amore in a Durham University addition of his Guide To Great Britain. Plus The Who Game, Fresher of the Week and Christmas music complaints.

We hear your rubbish claims to fame (wiping Ellie Goulding's toilet seat?) and our Freshers' mum is quizzed... did her daughter do a Sexy Brexit?

Bath Uni is putting on the pressure for Scott & Chris to “Toga Up” for their Fresher’s party so there’s only one thing for it - call Doctor Toga of course! Also, funny business is back with some outrageous company names and Rex Orange County is here to review his Live Lounge performance.

We have a new guinea pig to test our banana theory, a new Fresher Of The Week, a new idea involving togas (uh oh!) and a very regal Ask Me Anything.

We test out a theory about banana eating on listener Jay, Mark Ronson comes in to review his Live Lounge performance and Chris gives a fresher his guide to Warwick University, which is rumoured to have a racist swan!

The Scott Mills CV Clinic has many a job from yesteryear to help liven up your job applications, fancy being a “Tosher”? Also Sam Fender is here to review his Live Lounge performance and listeners advise our Sophie on how to respond to “that message”.

The Scott Mills Travel Agency is in full swing as listeners advise our friend from the U.S of A on where to visit in the U.K, Jordan North joins us for a round of Funny Business and Little Simz reviews her Live Lounge performance.

Scott and Chris are back from their break with stories of dodgy hair spas and people stripping at weddings. Also, Katy from Chicago is visiting the U.K and needs an itinerary, which prompts the launch of the Scott Mills Travel Agency and we help fresher Lauren make a grand entrance in her first ever Uni lecture.

Charli XCX is here for a round of The Who Game, we find out what’s in your Fresher’s welcome bags and revisit Rylan V Superfan Steve.

benny blanco gets some of your U.K advice including where to get a kebab the size of a small baby. Plus Yungblud is here and we review his Live Lounge session and Chris gives us a Stark guide of tropical Dumfries.

Anne-Marie guesses where certain comments came from. Plus your driving test fails and Friendly Fires review their own Live Lounge.

Geraint Thomas advises Chris on how to take care of his undercarriage out cycling. Plus an actual Professional Sausage taster aka The Prince of Pork.

Rylan goes up against one of his biggest fans, Eliza Wholittle kicks off the Who Game and we revisit terrifying TV shows including the Demon Headmaster

Joel attempts to work out which listener confession he needs to apologise for, another Bamboleo Wednesday and our intern's secret recordings are back on

Scott speaks to CamelPhat about not playing their hit Cola, listener Nicole shares her Reading festival experience and an update from the World Gravy Wrestling Championships

The latest in Chris Stark's epic Guide To Britain series. Plus the Who Game, an update from listener Nicole and Tidy Friday terror.

Scott and Chris quiz an actual real-life Alexa, our intern gets a Scott Mills show initiation and another mid-week Bamboleo celebration.

There's a sweepstake on Dev for Strictly, but for what?

The chairman of the biscuit appreciation society plus an unbelievable cheating story.

The Who Game returns with a fine selection of retro references plus Chris Stark's Guide to Hastings featuring the man with the massive pier.

Can Jax Jones guess which of his fans is telling the truth? Plus it's Bamboleo Wednesday and we meet Ian the Ian fluencer.

Why has a man in America got a TV on his head? Why are Radio 1 Deejays not using their full names? and why is everyone still making up stories for likes? Scott & Chris investigate all of these issues as well as squeezing in a quick round of Funny Business.

Have you completely faked a story or situation, online, just to get the likes? Mollie King has. Also we speak to a sporting champion on Ask Me Anything and is it O.K to find friends on dating sites?

Love Islands Curtis Pritchard gets the Superfan Steve treatment, Scott is having trouble with computers and salad boxes and Chris has new Stark Guide – this time of The Forest of 200 Pigs!

Radio 1’s very own Dev has been announced as a new Strictly contestant, but does that make Scott a bit crabby? Also Chris has a clear out of his locker for the first time since 2013 – who knows what he’ll find.

Scott has sent a picture of his hands to a hand modelling expert and the result is less than flattering. Also, we speak to Mark who has applied for every reality TV show ever and hear more of those phrases that drive your partner mad.

Chris reveals that he is a bit self-conscious about his teeth and is wondering whether to buy cheap veneers, cue the angry dentists!. Also the return of the “Doing Bits” game comes to Ibiza we discuss the world of hand modelling.

The first ever Holiday T-Shirt day is here and Aussie DJ Fisher and Becky Hill join in the laughs and we hear the stories behind your chosen bangers.

It’s the eve of Holiday T-shirt Day so Chris gets some more promo by chatting to Radio One Mallorca. Why not join in the fun? Wear your Holiday T-Shirt to work tomorrow and send in your summer banger requests or holiday stories to [email protected].

A listener takes on the Bieber verse in Bad Guy, using the recipe for Pad Thai. Also, another round of Funny Business brings a hilarious towing company and we try to promote Thursday’s Holiday T-Shirt day on a Zante radio station.

Looking ahead to Thursday’s Holiday T-Shirt Day, we get an idea of the sort of inappropriate shirts you’ll be wearing. Also, Scott worries he may have upset Freya Ridings with horse chat and Chris tries to come up with a new user name for yet another social media site.

Listener Sam is trying to persuade his fiancé to move to Peterborough from Orlando, so Chris comes to the rescue with a classic Stark Guide, even writing a new anthem for the city. Also, Chris competes with Bieber on the Billy Eilish song and the Secret Snog is still unsolved.

The Search continuesHide and Seek continues and Scott and Chris get that little bit closer to finding Greg and Grimmy on this sunny Bamboleo Wednesday.

Greg James and Nick Grimshaw are on the run to a hiding place. Scott & Chris begin the search with the help of Hunted expert Peter Bleksley and Grimmy’s Niece Liv. Also, another round of Bangers and Secret Snog.

Following all the cringe kissing on Love Island Scott has a brilliant idea for a new quiz "Secret Snog". Plus, the wasted wasps of Zante are on the rampage and listener Bethany finally gets nick-names for her festival T Shirts.

The last in the series of Where Do You Think They Were reveals a tale of a Squaddie on a mission; we help to choose the next Mayor of Muff and the names to go on more holiday T-shirts.

Zara Larsson is here to play our brand new game Celebrity Sleuth – which listener’s, Zara related, story is true? Also Grimmy is here for Bamboleo Wednesday and Scott asks Masie Peters if she’s in the money now her tune was used once again on Love Island.

AJ Tracey joins Scott following his Live Lounge appearance to play Funny Business, as he “Loves a bit of immaturity” Also, Is there ever a time it’s good to get down on one knee to ask someone out? Apparently not! And more nightclub liars and a caller you may own Leicestershire.

Listener Annie goes on holiday and decides to become a different person. Plus Craig David on Love Island and Scott's new bangers strategy.

The most outrageous Where Do You Think They Were yet from listener Ollie's mum. This one involving sturdy furniture. Also James is going to a stag do but needs nick-names for the T-shirts - you don't disappoint with your suggestions.