This week:Jake turns 40!Indoor gardening update!Breaking Amish, Return to Amish, and daydreaming about our future farm!Lego flowers!Big loads ahead!The Liberator Heart Shaped Sex Wedge is incredibly handy and super adorable! Get one from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/all/products/liberator-heart-wedge-sex-positioning-cushion-teal?sca_ref=628789.JLRTrDmNLNRelevant Links:Rainbow Dick SuckersWhy Your Bedroom Needs a Sex Wedge***Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes, the Pillow Talk Discord, and early access to main feed episodes! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast***I write about sex on my blog Love, Emma and on Medium!Follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok!Subscribe to my newsletter for personal updates and other fun, naughty stuff!Peep at my OnlyFans page or my JustFor.Fans profile for something even dirtier!Follow Jake on Twitter!Support my work! Email: [email protected]***(These show notes contain affiliate links.)*** Music from https://filmmusic.io"Deadly Roulette" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Support the show

Happy Festivus everyone!This week, we're celebrating the holidays by airing our grievances! We've got problems with a lot of things, and now you're going to hear about them!Space bars that don't pause! A sex doll in every home - enough with the markups already!Mainstream media is keeping us all from getting horny!And someone get Wicked on the phone because Taylor Swift porn is a billion dollar idea!Check Out Our Other Podcast!This episode is part of our sex and Seinfeld podcast, What's The Deal With Fucking? You can head over to our Anchor.fm page to check it out: https://anchor.fm/WTDWFOr search for it in your podcast feeds!Support the ShowBecome one of our Friends With Benefits to get bonus episodes and early access to our main feed content: https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastIntro MusicPositive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoogLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loopLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseSupport the show

We're taking a short holiday break, so here's one of our bonus Friends With Benefits episode!If you want to hear the first part of our Kickstarter dive (Episode 67), you can find it here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/9316871-the-wild-world-of-sexy-kickstarters-useless-porn-apps-sex-saddles-and-anti-sock-propagandaAnd if you want to hear all of our bonus episodes, you can find them on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastSee you next week!Support the show

This is a clip from our very first edition of the Pillow Talk Film Society, a new series where we comment on a porn movie that you watch along with us!Today, we're enjoying Woodrocket's magical surprise threesome scene, Frosty the Snowjob!If you want to watch along with us and listen to all of our nonsense, get the full audio by becoming one of our Friends With Benefits at https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast !Joining is a great way to support the show and gives you access to bonus episodes and early releases of our main feed episodes!See you there!Support the show

We keep playing armchair sex therapist for the poor saps who post on r/AmITheAsshole! This time around:When does stripping count as sex? 🤔Butthurt polyamory 🤦‍♀️The vibrator police 👮‍♂️Sex alarms 🚨***If you want to hear the full episode (and all of our bonus content), head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes come out twice a month!See you there! <3 Support the show

I'm too sick to record! So, instead of a new episode, here's one we uploaded to Patreon a little while ago!Jake found so much wild stuff digging through Sex Reddit that we recorded an extra episode.We talk about sex pillows, hotwife moms, and the worst way you could possibly deal with excess wetness.If you want to check out the first part before listening to this, it's right here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/8934801-diving-into-sex-reddit-bald-guys-mattress-boners-and-cloning-dicksAnd if you want in on all this fun bonus episode action, we post two a month over on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastIf I can beat this thing quickly enough, we'll be back next week with a brand new episode!Support the show

Amish porn is too good - we couldn't stop at just 12 scenes!In this Friends With Benefits episode, we talk about the two Amish porn scenes on Nubiles ET, Mormon porn, and reality TV!Tune in to hear us put those religious studies courses we took in college to good use!***This was just a tease! If you want to hear the full episode (and all of our bonus content), head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes come out twice a month!See you there! <3 Support the show

Rivelino the Artist isn't just a master of the green line. He also knows many things about women.45 things, to be exact.In this Friends With Benefits episode, we dive even deeper into Rivelino's alpha nonsense by going through his list of 45 things he's learned about women in 45 years. Listen to find out which of his points confuse us, which ones frustrate us, and which one Jake kind of wants to turn into a t-shirt.***This was just a tease! If you want to hear the full episode (and all of our bonus content), head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes come out twice a month!See you there! <3 Support the show

Welcome to the first (and quite possibly last) parenting episode of Pillow Talk!Yep, we're going to talk about being parents. Specifically, how to have more sex when you've got a house full of cockblocks.We share our personal tips and talk about why we can't have date nights outside of the house, how Jake learned the hard way that giving pop to a toddler is a bad idea, and how to ninja-proof your sex life.If you want help getting in the mood and making the most of your grown-up time, you should absolutely check out Wicked! They have great feature-length porn and porn parodies that will keep you very busy and horny! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to treat yourself to a free week!https://www.iyalc.com/wicked/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=371&ad=274626&pa=index&ar=&buffer=Relevant links: OnlyFans Bans Sex (And We Should’ve Seen It Coming)Sprinkle Tits Pre-Game (Instagram)***Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes, audio porn, and the occasional nude!***Check out the Pillow Talk merch store! Get yourself a Sex and Donuts shirt, notebook, sticker, pillow to support the show!***If listening to this inspired you to get sexy, check out some of my affiliate links. These are sites and services that I've used and personally recommend. If you click on one and sign up or make a purchase, I earn a small commission (at no additional cost to you) and you will be supporting the podcast!Caught Fapping (for fun, hot porn featuring guys and gals getting caught in the act - use the code LOVEEMMA to get a free week!)Lovense (for some of the best long-distance sex toys money can buy!)Naughty Betty’s (for awesome bondage gear and kinky accessories - use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order!)***I write about sex on my personal blog Love, Emma.And on MediumFollow me on TwitterCheck me out on InstagramSubscribe to my newsletter for personal updates and other fun, naughty stuffPeep at my JustFor.Fans profile for something even dirtierFollow Mr. Austin on Twitter*** Music from https://filmmusic.io"Deadly Roulette" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Support the show

We've been watching Parks and Recreation lately, so it was only a matter of time before we checked out the porn parody!For this Friends With Benefits episode, we discuss Porks and Recreation - The XXX Parody (Part 1). We talk about clown sex, condoms in porn, and why Ron Swanson is the daddiest of daddies!***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month!  See you there! <3 Support the show

We were powerless. There was no way for us to resist the lure of donut porn!We watched Molly Pills celebrate her birthday by eating a donut off a dick and we had to get on mic to talk about it!***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3 Support the show

We finally did it! We fucked like pornstars!Okay, not quite. But we did check something off our sex list.I fantasize a lot about the kind of hard, pounding anal you see in some of the best porn. But I didn't think I could handle that kind of action.Turns out I can!In this Friends With Benefits episode, Jake and I go over the entire thing. We talk about why it happened, why it went so damn well, and picking apart what it takes to have fantasy-level anal sex!***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3  Support the show

For this Friends With Benefits episode, we decided to let you all listen to some of our very hands-on research.We've been holding on to three strokers for a while now, and we figured it was time for me to finally use them on Jake. And that's exactly what we did! I got him to strip down, get hard, and I stroked him off with a Valentine's Day themed Tenga Egg, the Tenga Deep Throat Cup, and the Vulcan Ass Stroker (with warming lube)!So yeah, there's some dick stimulation in this episode. I guess that makes it sort of a bonus episode and audio porn crossover (though no one comes in this one, sadly).***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3   Support the show

I had a brilliant idea. I would have sex with Jake while turning on the Dictation feature on my phone. The result would be a super hot transcript of us having sex, complete with all the filthy dirty talk.I thought it would be sexy, but I regret to inform you that it was not - at all.I do think the results are hilarious, though, so we decided to share our mangled sex transcript with you anyway!Whether you want to laugh with us or at us, hopefully this Friends With Benefits episode tickles your funny bone!***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3   Support the show

I recently tested out a bunch of arousal oils and they were a lot of fun to play with. But what about the dudes? Do they get to play around with some horny gels, too?Jake wanted to find out, so he conducted a little side experiment. He tried two stimulating gels to see if they could make his dick more sensitive, make him extra horny, or make him come faster.On this Friends With Benefits episode, Jake tells me about his many (many) trials with stimulating gels and how it went.***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3   Support the show

Do you ever read the comments on porn videos?Usually, they're nice and friendly. Often funny. Pretty much always short and to the point.Except when the Gooch gets involved. He's all over the comment section of Adult Time, posting minute-by-minute breakdowns of the scenes, and complaining about every single thing that makes them good. We have a love-hate relationship with him and we decided to let everyone in on it. So, join us for a deep dive down the Gooch!***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3   Support the show

I've only been taking Prozac for a short while but it's already been a wild ride!I got on it to manage my OCD and PMDD, but it also gave me some intensely horny feelings that I did not expect - and so far has lead to some near-orgasmic breathing and some 10/10 sweaty jackhammer sex!In this Friends With Benefits episode, I talk about what it's like to get medicated, stepping off the struggle bus, and finally being the horny girl I was always meant to be!***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3   Support the show

Who wants to see a douchey guy get fucked?We do, it turns out.This week, Jake introduces me to a porn scene he thought I'd find incredibly hot. And boy oh boy was he right about that!We talk about Pure Taboo's It Slipped In - why it turned us on so much, how it flipped the script, and the kind of dark ending we've come to expect from these films. If you want to get a peek at what we're talking about, click here to check out the (X-rated, totally NSFW) trailer for It Slipped In!***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3   Support the show

In this episode, we wanted to tell you about a very sexually satisfying day we recently had.It started with Emma listening to some hot, hot, hot audio porn she had custom made. It got her so horny that it led to some incredible sex that left us both exhausted, sore, and dizzy.Give this episode a listen if you want to hear all about it! ***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3   Support the show

It seems we can't have a threesome (or a foursome) without things getting awkward. This was the hottest one we had, but it ended very uncomfortably and with our friend (who wasn't part of the action) getting mad at us. We talk about the ability to smell a woman's arousal, Jake getting mini-cucked while he was at work, some highly memorably pussy eating, and why people pleasing can ruin a lot of things!***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3     Support the show

We hope you're all having a really fun and sexy Valentine's Day - solo or otherwise! We thought we'd celebrate by classing up the joint with a poetry reading. Specifically, Jake's sex poetry!In this bonus episode, we talk about poetry of all things, get caught up in our nonsense, and Jake recites four dirty poems he wrote a little while ago! ***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3     Support the show

Sex toy reviewing is a really fun part of my job. But it doesn't always go as smoothly as I'd like it to. And I'm a little embarrassed to admit it, but it's almost always because of user error.In this bonus episode, Jake and I go over my four most memorable failed attempts at using a new toy.***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3     Support the show

Filming porn is really hard! And I learned that the hard way. I have a bit of a porn-making hobby, so I decided to let my Friends With Benefits know about all the porn I've recorded (so far!)There's my silly tight underwear softcore video, my solo stuff, and the disastrous video that ended with Jake's goofy moneyshot face.Listen if you want to find out why neither of us are ready for OnlyFans.***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3     Support the show

It's my birthday!And what better way to mark it than sharing the story of my most awkward, most eventful, and most sexually experimental birthday celebration?This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3    Support the show

 This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3   Support the show

This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. See you there! <3  Support the show

This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we'll be posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out as soon as they're ready. See you there! <3 Support the show

This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we'll be posting there)!https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcastBonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out as soon as they're ready. See you there! <3Support the show

Is it a good idea to publish a bunch of outtakes from our test recording session? What if I told you I spent the whole recording time vaping?Well, it's done. It's here. Enjoy it if you can. And if not, be assured that a properly edited, full-length episode is coming in just one week!I write about sex and relationships here: https://medium.com/@emma.austin.writerAnd on my personal blog: https://www.loveemmaaustin.com/You can follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/EmmaAus27418832And check me out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/loveemmaaustin/Support the show