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Perfect Person

English, Comedy, 1 season, 98 episodes, 4 days, 2 hours, 20 minutes
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A comedy advice show in which Webby-Award-Winning Podcast Producer, Miles Bonsignore, answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve maximum perfection with his talented friends. Call him for advice at (424)284-9614.
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97: my alien sex audiobook played at work (w/ Avital Ash)

Avital Ash joins the show to discuss a smutty audiobook playing out loud at work, a roommate whodunnit, and a succession style dad inheritance. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
5/15/20241 hour, 17 minutes, 57 seconds
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96: Jonny hijacks the show to humiliate me (w/ JonnyCakes)

Jonny Cakes joins the show, and he brought his own segment to embarrass me with, as well as takes calls about a pervert at work, and an awkward run in with an ex at a wedding. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
5/8/20241 hour, 3 minutes, 8 seconds
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95: I found bones in my backyard... (w/ Spencer Agnew)

Spencer Agnew (Smosh) joins the show to take calls about a "summer i turned pretty situation", a daddy with a foot issue, and a caller who found a large amount of bones in her backyard. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
5/1/20241 hour, 9 minutes, 46 seconds
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94: boyfriend sh*t his pants at the times square applebees (w/ Michelle Khare)

Michelle Khare (Challenge Accepted) joins the show to take calls about ruining your workplace reputation, a rogue boyfriend in times square, and a live ghosting situation.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
4/24/202459 minutes, 59 seconds
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93: surprise brazilian waxed in front of crowd (w/ Reilly & Geoff)

Reilly Anspaugh and Geoffrey James return to the studio to wreak havoc, make me laugh, and take calls from a surprise brazilian recipient, and a workplace podcast conundrum.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
4/17/20241 hour, 2 minutes, 8 seconds
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92: fist fighting my figure skating bully (w/ Courtney Parchman)

Courtney Parchman (@averagefashionblogger) joins the show to take stunning calls about workplace tinder matches, broken office mugs, and facing off with a bully at the adults ice skating rink.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
4/10/20241 hour, 3 minutes, 59 seconds
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91: dropped my birthday cake running from the cops (w/ Angela Giarratana)

Angela Giarratana (Smosh, Artists On Artists On Artists) joins the call center to take stunning calls about a sneaky friend dating an ex, a drunken mistake with a coworker, and the most important call we've ever taken on the show.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
4/3/20241 hour, 44 seconds
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90: Bachelors Struggle To Romance Sexy Strangers (w/ Will, Eric & Jay)

The Bachelors are back on the show (Will Witwer, Eric Striffler, and Jay Putnam) desperate to find love. Firstly with the callers father who they worked to seek approval from, and secondly with some choice mock dates that keep getting interrupted by a cast of confusing characters.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
3/27/20241 hour, 6 minutes, 51 seconds
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89: beating the foot fetish allegations (w/ Jay Putnam)

Jay joins the show to take stunning calls about foot fetish rumors across the ocean, a thumping in the night, and to buy or not to buy a scooter for a beekeeper.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
3/20/20241 hour, 3 minutes, 21 seconds
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88: framing a kindergartener for manslaughter

Welcome to the church of PERFECTION, where callers confess their secrets and misdeeds to me on this special triannual, bicentennial solo episode.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
3/13/20241 hour, 2 seconds
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87: we hired a "DIY sperm donor" (w/ Caitlin McGee)

Caitlin McGee (Home Economics, Mr. Monk's Last Case: A Monk Movie) joins the show to take calls about DIY sperm donation, an astounding conception story, and relationship shattering secrets & lies.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
3/6/20241 hour, 1 minute, 9 seconds
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86: stalking the tiktok boy in my cult (w/ Kelly Ross & Zach Threlkeld)

Zachary Carter Threlkeld and Kelly Jean Ross join the show to take calls about fighting rude customers, embarassing yourself in front of your hookup, and properly initiating a date with a famous.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
2/28/20241 hour, 9 minutes, 19 seconds
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85: should I bang my dentist? (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Sarah joins the show to discuss her plagues and eccentricities, as well as whether you should date your dentist/best friend.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
2/21/20241 hour, 6 minutes, 48 seconds
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84: toxic theatre department burn book (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

Salud! The WBC is back with another catch phrase, ready to discuss a lie Miles has been living by, as well as calls about a toxic theatre department and being a better dog walker.Perfect Person live has SOLD OUT!!!! If you got a ticket already, thank you!! Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
2/14/202457 minutes, 38 seconds
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83: Bachelors Try To Find Love With Callers (w/ Will Witwer, Eric Striffler & Jay Putnam)

It's the Bachelor Episode, in which Jay, Will and Eric try to find love over the phone with the callers. Will they be CHOSEN by the singles calling in? Or will this whole thing blow up in their FACE. TONIGHT.PERFECT PERSON LIVE: https://dice.fm/event/pweal-perfect-person-podcast-live-with-special-guests-2nd-mar-the-goldfish-los-angeles-ticketsSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
2/7/20241 hour, 9 minutes, 35 seconds
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82: bestie blames me for her public meltdown (w/ Nut)

Nut drops by the studio to answer calls about a fart framer at work, and a caller who maybe banged Miles's cousin, but also had a bestie with a public meltdown.NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1/31/202454 minutes, 5 seconds
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81: ruining my enemy's wedding (w/ Aria Inthavong)

Aria Inthavong joins the show to take calls about pink eye hookups, leaving illicit toys out for your roommate, and wedding crashing an old roommate you're on bad terms with.NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1/24/202455 minutes, 20 seconds
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80: church choir villain wants me dead (w/ Jared Popkin)

Jared joins the show to take calls about maid of honors ghosting you, a crush police case, and a church choir villain who is personally sabotaging our callers. All that AND MORE on today's EPISODE!!!!!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1/17/20241 hour, 5 minutes, 58 seconds
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79: new roommate secretly fed me her breastmilk (w/ Kelsey Darragh)

Kelsey Darragh joins the show to take calls about dirty talk, a pesky brothers girlfriend, and a confounding roommate who made breastmilk scones.NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1/10/20241 hour, 6 minutes, 33 seconds
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78: my hookup sleep-confessed his secrets... (w/ Jay Putnam)

Jay Putnam joins the show to discuss how he screamed in my ear, and calls about dogsitting a human man & when your crush sleeptalks secret details.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1/3/202455 minutes, 46 seconds
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77: stunning updates to 2023's BEST calls

It's been a wild year of wonderful calls, and so we take a look back at the top 3, with exclusive updates on how the advice was executed.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)RUN OF SHOW:0:06:09 - Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad0:28:58 - Update to Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad0:37:17 - Booty Patrol0:48:12 - Update #1 to Booty Patrol1:04:07 - Update #2 to Booty Patrol1:12:32 - Cancelled By My Ex Besties Diss Track1:26:40 - Update to Cancelled By My Ex Besties Diss TrackNEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
12/27/20231 hour, 40 minutes, 15 seconds
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76: my fiancé gave me the ick (w/ Cat Cohen & Pat Regan)

Cat and Pat join the show to discuss heartbreak, breakups, trivia nights, and a housemate voting situation.NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
12/20/202349 minutes, 24 seconds
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75: xmas gift for my rich furry bestie (w/ Eric Striffler)

a little elf named Eric Striffler Joins the show to give gift and kissing guidance to callers about a furry who has it all, a cheating sister in law, and a kiss on new years eve.NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
12/13/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 22 seconds
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74: masterplan to bang my study buddy (w/ Rainie & Will)

The WBC is back to answer iconic calls about banging your classmate, confronting a friend about putting licked fingies in the shared chips, and of course a girls group that is enacting a coup.NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
12/6/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 17 seconds
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73: unfairly p*ssed myself publicly (w/ Damien Haas)

Damien Haas joins the show to discuss pissing yourself at walmart, moving on from a crush down the hall, and navigating an ex's baby momma.NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
11/29/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 4 seconds
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72: accidentally texted b***hole pic (w/ Emmy Hartman)

Emmy Hartman joins the show to take calls about accidentally texting an illicit picture to an acquaintance, hating your besties boyfriend, and almost getting Carrie'd at your job.NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
11/22/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 50 seconds
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71: who the F**K ate my truffle pasta?? (w/ Carl Tart)

Carl Tart joins the show to take calls about white lies on a first date, a truecrime whodunnit about a truffle pasta, and what happens when your best friends mom dates your ex. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
11/15/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 2 seconds
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70: told him I was pregnant for revenge (w/ Becky Habersberger)

Becky Habersberger joins the show to take calls about a messy cat roommate and an icon who exacts revenge on an unsuspecting ex flame who wronged her.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
11/8/20231 hour, 54 seconds
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69: Diss Track For F**kboi (w/ Sam Reece)

Sam Reece (Shitty Craft Club) joins the show to take calls about boyfriends ghosting after car accidents, a diss track for a F**kboi, and a woman cancelled by her husbands sister for jackbox games. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
11/1/202358 minutes, 27 seconds
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68: my niece is secretly my daughter (w/ LaurDIY & Jeremy Lewis)

Lauren Riihimaki & Jeremy Lewis from Wild Til 9 join the show to take some truly WILD calls about throwing up in your crushes car & a deep family secret.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
10/25/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 16 seconds
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67: a masterclass in sexual overconfidence (w/ Reilly & Geoff)

Reilly and Geoff join the show to take several highly explicit calls about fiending for peen, zoom professors leaking their bookmarks, acapella drama, and someone who wants to DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY.Reilly AnspaughGeoffrey JamesSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version with 28 extra minutes of THIS ep)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
10/18/20231 hour, 1 minute, 39 seconds
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66: bad boss fingers my work peanut butter (w/ Rainie & Will)

CIAO! Its the wrecking ball crew here to take calls about hostile corporate espionage, your boss putting his hands IN your work peanut butter, and a musical theatre antagonist. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
10/11/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 24 seconds
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65: spooky ghost haunting my son (w/ Eric Striffler)

Eric Striffler joins the show for a very special ghost story call in episode, in honor of spooky season. We take calls about a haunted son, a ghost in the mirror, and a goblin in the doorway. Get tickets to NYCTOPHOBIA, and use code: GHOSTBOOBS or SPOOKYPERFECT to get 25$ off!https://synthetic.nyc/Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version with 30 extra minutes of THIS ep)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
10/4/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 45 seconds
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64: nightmare girls birthday trip (w/ Jon Gabrus)

Jon Gabrus (High & Mighty, 101 Places To Party Before You Die) joins the show to take calls about crushing watermelons between your legs, and surviving a tumultuous group weekend trip.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
9/27/202358 minutes, 43 seconds
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63: stealing from my hookup's yacht (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Sarah joins the show to take calls about breaking up and exacting revenge, making a college professor judge you, and competing with the other nanny.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/20/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 15 seconds
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62: exit interview with my boss (w/ Zach Kornfeld)

I quit my job, and Zach is here to conduct a formal investigation into why. Also we take calls about a public shaming, a three way with an open window, and a conundrum about suffocating.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/13/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 34 seconds
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61: my nemesis ruined karaoke night (w/ Mike Falzone)

Mike Falzone (Welcome To OUR Podcast, Dynamic Banter) joins the call center to take conundrums about a half handy with a musical theatre director, a drug dealing hookup turned uber, and a karaoke night ruined by an acquaintance.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/6/202354 minutes, 24 seconds
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60: we got too stoned on the pod again (w/ Will Witwer)

Miles and Will bravely go where they went last year at this time, stoned on the show, beholden to the callers conundrums, giving fire advice with the power of their vape pen. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - 27 Extra minutes of THIS episode & Weekly Bonus episodes on Fridays Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/30/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 9 seconds
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59: oops I banged all my roommates

It's the Triannual Solo Episode, and Miles is doing one on one counseling at the call center for calls about a renegade office farter, a treat habit that won't quit, and someone who banged all her roommates and is stuck in the car with them for part of the call. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/23/202359 minutes, 53 seconds
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58: cancelled by my ex bestie's diss track (w/ Rainie & Will)

CIAO! The Wrecking Ball Crew is BACK and boy are the calls juicy. A toxic girls trip drama, we listen to a diss track about our caller, and a ghost is haunting a home once again.  Subscribe To The Patreon (for 25 extra minutes of this episode): https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/16/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 20 seconds
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57: revenge of the scorned cheater (w/ Jonny Cakes)

Jonny joins the show to take calls about hooking up with your crush from 10 years ago, and accidentally sabotaging a relationship with a viral video. Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/9/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 51 seconds
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56: catastrophic sexy text (w/ Kwesi James)

Kwesi James joins the show to take calls about big lies at work, a fumbled text with a celebrity crush, and telling a speech at your estranged sisters wedding.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/2/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 50 seconds
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55: booty call panic attack (w/ Kelsey Darragh)

Kelsey joins the show once again to cause chaos, and take calls from a booty call gone wrong, a rumor that lost a job, and some girls in Miami who are being haunted.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/26/20231 hour, 1 minute, 30 seconds
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54: my roommate sh*t on the floor (w/ Geoffrey James)

Geoffrey James joins the show to cause trouble, and discuss several calls about problematic roommates.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/19/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 3 seconds
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53: Hot Girl Summer Goes Too Far... (w/ Jay Putnam)

This one was a doozy. We take calls about big lies to family members, a house call in which we administer expert negotiation with a burping husband, and discuss how to hot girl summer like a girlboss. Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/12/20231 hour, 5 minutes
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52: Masterminding My Bestie's Breakup (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Sarah joins the show to discuss meddling in your friends relationships, a disagreement about a bonnet, and whether or not it is ethical to steal your ex's hulu password.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Exclusive weekly episodes & ad free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/5/202349 minutes, 42 seconds
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51: Secret Sex Dungeon At Grandma’s House (w/ HBO LAX)

Katherine Dudas and Lizzy Pace (HBO LAX, Juniper, Game of Roses) join the show to discuss a friendship faux pas, finding your boyfriends loveletter to someone else, and how to escape from grandmas house with a box full of sex toys without her knowing.  CHECK OUT HBO LAX  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Exclusive weekly episodes & ad free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/28/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 34 seconds
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50: How To Bang The Plant Store Guy (w/ Kittens)

Lauren Abedini (SHE/HER/THEY Podcast) joins the show to take callers who are at a company currently imploding, trying to hook up their friends on their wedding day, and one caller trying to, you guessed it, bang the guy who owns the plant store.  Highlight Channel: https://youtube.com/@PerfectPersonPLUS  -- Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Ad Free extended version, Exclusive episodes, Flawlessness) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.
6/21/202353 minutes, 19 seconds
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49: Decoding Drunk Texts From My One Night Stand (w/ Rainie & Will)

Buy the Perfect Person Uniform! Ascend To Perfection! The wrecking ball crew is here to answer calls about whether or not your one night stand likes you, and how exactly to win over your elderly neighbor who hates you.  FOLLOW RAINIE & WILL Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/14/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 14 seconds
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48: Accidentally Frenching My Best Friends Crush (w/ Eric Striffler)

Eric joins the show to discuss our hangovers, my oily seltzer, a very public kiss in front of a disgraced bartender, and a roommate who sucks.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/7/202358 minutes, 19 seconds
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47: LARPing In The Bedroom (w/ Very Gay Paint)

Jenson Titus & Nic Sheppard (Very Gay Paint) join me to discuss being trashy at a wedding, looking gay at the plasma donation center, moving in with a boyfriend, and spicing things up without lingerie.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/31/20231 hour, 4 minutes
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46: Sociopathic Surprise Party (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

Reilly joins the show to increase the giggles per minute, and take calls about uninviting wedding guests, an evil surprise, and a villain with bronchitis. FOLLOW REILLY Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/24/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 43 seconds
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45: Arrested By The Booty Patrol (w/ Hassan Khadair)

Hassan Khadair joins the show to discuss a caller's classmate crush that she hugs daily, a booty patrol car that is WORKING, and a relationship anniversary conundrum.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/17/20231 hour, 8 seconds
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44: Locked Out Of My Dorm Naked (w/ Rainie & Will)

Ciao! It's the Wrecking Ball Crew back in the studio to discuss Will's pitches for the soundboard, losing keys to your college dorm, a drug dealing boyfriend conundrum, and a mother in law who cannot stay away from the zoo.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/10/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 8 seconds
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43: Nanny Cam Caught My Boss Cheating (w/ Ben Cahn & Emil DeRosa)

Ben & Emil from Trillionaire Mindset join the show to discuss how ipad synching is bad for cheaters, funeral roasting your grampa, and accidentally leaking your husbands kink.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/3/202356 minutes, 51 seconds
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42: My Secret Sugar Daddy & The Potential BF

It's the Triannual Solo episode and I am alone in the studio talking to THE PEOPLE about sugar daddies, unwanted roommate couch surfers, and besties gone BAD.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/26/202353 minutes, 5 seconds
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41: Roommate's Dead Rat In The Freezer (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Sarah joins the show to take caller conundrums about shitting on the floor in front of your ex, a dead rat in a shared fridge, and more! Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/19/202351 minutes, 48 seconds
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40: My Cheating Ex Still Texts My Mom (w/ Jena Friedman)

Jena Friedman joins the show to discuss being bullied by comedians, buying Jena's book "Not Funny", a toxic ex texting mom, and of course: Buying Jena's Book: Not Funny wherever books are sold. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/12/202349 minutes, 57 seconds
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39: Kinkshaming My Best Friend's Dad (w/ Sarah Schauer)

Sarah Schauer joins the show to shed perfect wisdom on a sausage prankster, being bullied by a 70 year old, sobriety, and what to do with a BFF's kinky dad.  CHECK OUT SARAH https://www.instagram.com/sarahschauer/ https://www.tiktok.com/@sarahschauer https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1T0JN1hhHfNsiKtqKn_dEQ https://www.youtube.com/@TheBCCClub   Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/5/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 14 seconds
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38: Sexiest Tinder Bio Of All Time (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

Will & Rainie are back in the PP studio to discuss Will's downward spiral, Rainie's loud foot stomping and fetishist neighbor, and calls about coffee, maids of honor, & tinder bios. It's a BANGER.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/29/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 32 seconds
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37: Framed For Shaving With My Roomates Razor (w/ Michael Cruz Kayne)

Michael Cruz Kayne joins the show to discuss grief, being a dad, being framed for using your roommates razor by your disgraced olympian boyfriend, and more! CHECK OUT A GOOD CRY Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/22/202357 minutes, 46 seconds
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36: Childhood Bully Wants To Be Besties (w/ Stanzi Potenza)

Stanzi joins the show to discuss the goth movement at her middle school, being friends with your old bully, a toxic freshman year roommate, and a hoe phase gone wrong.  Check Out Stanzi!  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/15/202358 minutes, 1 second
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35: Dominatrix Seeking Day Job (w/ Amir Blumenfeld)

Amir joins the show to field calls about a stinky sushi at the library, a dominatrix in the gig economy and more.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/8/202353 minutes, 46 seconds
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34: Catsitter Convicts Cheating Daddy (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Zach Noe Towers)

Kelsey is back with Zach, and they take calls from a sleuthing catsitter, a tinkering friend, and a substitute teacher that is too hot. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/1/20231 hour, 47 seconds
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33: Secretly Boinking My Best Friend's Brother (w/ Kwesi James)

Kwesi joins the show to take calls about BFF's Brothers, smoking weed and calling mom, and a loser ass boyfriend who lost at squash.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/22/20231 hour, 21 seconds
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32: Secondhand Horny at the Jiffy Lube (w/ Trevor Evarts)

Trevor Evarts joins the show to discuss banging your mechanic, and peaking in middle school.  TREVOR: https://linktr.ee/trevorevarts Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/15/202352 minutes, 22 seconds
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31: Insurrection At My Sorority (w/ Will Witwer)

The phone lines are ringing, and that means it's time for perfection. Callers tease our ears, and our hearts, with tales of tax fraud and political sorority unrest. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/8/20231 hour, 1 minute, 7 seconds
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30: Never Been Kissed (w/ Alan Starzinski)

Alan Starzinski joins the show to discuss meeting a casual acquaintance at a sex party, being upstaged by a baby, and having you first kiss at the gay beach.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm       See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/1/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 52 seconds
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29: I'm A Daddy Now (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

The little guy is here, and we are so unbelievably psyched/tired. Me and Sarah take calls from Sexy Lovers, and intense bartenders.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/25/202358 minutes, 50 seconds
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28: Revenge Against My Landlord's Son (w/ Sidney Raskind)

Sidney Raskind joins the show to share a little something that he didn't know until he was in his 30's (about doing too many bits, and exacting flawless empathetic revenge).  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/18/202356 minutes, 17 seconds
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27: Tazing My Friend For Funsies (w/ Sequoia Holmes)

Sequoia Holmes joins the show to take calls from people with stolen toilet paper, boyfriends who are late as hell, and musicians dealing with annoying suits.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/11/202352 minutes, 8 seconds
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26: Ass Eating Disaster (w/ Zach Kornfeld)

Zach stops by to discuss a prevalent conundrum.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/4/202349 minutes, 47 seconds
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25: Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

This episode contains by far the most unhinged call on the show thus far, as well as a case study in being awkward at a party from freelance sidekicks, Rainie and Will.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/28/20221 hour, 1 minute, 53 seconds
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24: I Sabotaged Family Christmas At 3am

Santa doesn't even have time to come down the chimney, because a caller cancelled the event before it started. Miles is alone in the studio, taking phone calls by himself and giving one-on-one coaching.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/21/202253 minutes, 23 seconds
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23: Being Horny Is Not A Crime (w/ Keith Habersberger)

Keith joins the show to demonstrate prowess in dating a horny boy, being addicted to Bad Boys and what to get a dad for christmas. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/14/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 30 seconds
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22: Hot Girl Tummy Issues (w/ Geoffrey James)

Geoffrey James (The Headgum Podcast) joins the call center to field problems about hot girl tummy issues, crossing party lines in a friend group, and bullying coworkers. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/7/20221 hour, 44 seconds
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21: Is It Bad To Bang My Ex-Boyfriend (w/ Becky Habersberger)

Becky joins the show to discuss doing zero work on a group project and making amends, goth brother christmas gifts, and how to determine if YOU'RE the toxic one.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/30/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 28 seconds
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20: Gaslighting My Toxic Roommates (w/ Will Witwer)

Will is back to discuss the viability of an Australian Throuple, and whether or not to confront your roommates about their DRAMA. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/23/202253 minutes, 43 seconds
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19: Strategically Spicing Up Your Sex Life (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

My lovely wife Sarah joins me once again in the studio to answer calls about bad texters, and coworkers who cannot for the life of them stop talking like a baby.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive episodes, Premium Versions, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/16/202253 minutes, 22 seconds
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18: Conspiring Against My Baby Niece (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

Reilly joins me for a truly joyous episode about friends brothers, projectile vomiting on a date, fixing a hole in the ceiling, and hating your baby niece.  Check out Review Revue! Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive episodes, Premium Versions, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/9/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 14 seconds
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17: Catfishing My Wife (w/ Eric Striffler)

Eric Striffler enters the studio to create perfection about Gary Vaynerchucks motivational insanity, catfishing your wife for her birthday, and weird service job encounters.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive episodes, Premium Versions, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/2/202251 minutes, 46 seconds
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16: Ghosted By My Dream Girl (w/ Garrick Bernard)

Garrick Bernard joins the show to discuss being a big ol star, how to find your passion for life, how to DOMINATE your classroom crush, and stay happy in success.   Follow Garrick! Subscribe To The Patreon for Premium versions of the episodes & a wilder, weirder, weekly Patreon-Exclusive show: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Rate Perfect Person on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review. Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/26/202250 minutes, 13 seconds
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15: She’s Just Jealous Of My Girlboss Grindset

Callers are solving their lives by calling in this week, from nosy godmoms to girlbosses with jealousy, it's another flawless episode of PP. This show is a Headgum podcast, and it has a Patreon for exclusive Perfect Content! Peep the link below to get Perfect Person Premium, or the even wilder Perfect Person Platinum.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Rate Perfect Person on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review. Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/19/202258 minutes, 8 seconds
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14: My Toxic Boss's Baby Shower (w/ Kelsey Darragh)

Kelsey Darragh joins the show to take calls about toxic ex-bosses, polyamory, roommate breakups, and more! • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! @milesbon@kelseydarraghSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/12/202254 minutes, 16 seconds
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13: Citizens Arresting My Moaning Neighbor (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

My lovely wife Sarah joins the show to answer calls about seeing your friends boning, getting through grief, and inviting the cool kids to your wedding. It's perfection, baby! • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson@milesbon@petesybonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/5/202257 minutes, 50 seconds
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12: Rooming With My Nude Ex-Boyfriend (w/ Jay Putnam)

Naked ex boyfriends who need to move on, and how to repair a damaged friendship. We're taking calls, and fixing the world, all while keeping it real as hell. This... Is Perfect P.• Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson@milesbon@wwitwer@jayputnam_See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/28/202259 minutes, 11 seconds
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11: Kissing My Karate Sensei

How to get that CASH, stay single, and hook up with your Sensei: ALL ON THIS PODCAST, TONIGHT AT 11. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson@milesbon@wwitwerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/21/20221 hour, 37 seconds
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10: Garlic Breath Boyfriend (w/ Rainie Toll)

We're goss hunting with Rainie Toll (@itsrainingtoll) and taking calls about stinky garlic, single dads, and revealing the errors of our ways. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/14/202258 minutes, 42 seconds
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9: We Got Too Stoned For The Podcast

This week we do go full scientific method, and try to determine whether getting stoned makes the episode better or worse. As our anthropological peers, you shall decide. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/7/202251 minutes, 20 seconds
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8: Hooking Up At The Craft Store (w/ Arisce Wanzer)

Arisce Wanzer (@ariscestocrat) joins us to take calls about confidence, hooking up at a Michael's craft store, and strange requests from boyfriends.• Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/31/202250 minutes, 31 seconds
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7: Cockblocked By My Dog

We're clearing out the voicemails this week, and people are calling in about their stinky apartments, boyfriend problems, and bang buddies. Please tell Dua Lipa about the show.• Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/24/202247 minutes, 52 seconds
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6: Having A Baby Without Being Cringe (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

My lovely wife Sarah is here to discuss how we're psyched/terrified to be parents. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @petesybonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/17/202251 minutes, 21 seconds
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5: Trauma Dump Truck

This week our query is bad jobs. We don't really know what the word query means, and also, you can call in to talk about whatever. Also, yes, that really happened to Miles' horse.• Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @milesbon @wwitwerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/10/202257 minutes, 22 seconds
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4: Hostel Hookup Disaster (w/ Eric Striffler)

Eric Striffler (Pretty Much It) joins us on the phone lines to discuss starter friends in college, hostel hookups, and New York City. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @prettymuchit @milesbon @wwitwerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/3/202246 minutes, 35 seconds
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3: Uncovering A Horrendous Secret (w/ Will Witwer)

Something really appalling happened in the studio, and Will tries to cover it up. We also speak with unrequited lovers, and friends of girls with bad boyfriends.• Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @milesbon @wwitwerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/27/202254 minutes, 32 seconds
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2: Humiliated By My Boss (w/ Eugene Lee Yang)

One of the all time coolest people, Eugene Lee Yang, joins the show to humiliate me, and reveal some steamy details about his life. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/20/202248 minutes, 1 second
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1: Get Kissed Quick Scheme (w/ Will Witwer)

Welcome to Perfect Person, a comedy advice show in which Webby-Award-Winning Podcast Producer, Miles Bonsignore, answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection with his talented friends. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @milesbonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/13/202258 minutes, 33 seconds
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Welcome To Perfection: Show Trailer

Welcome to perfection! Listen to the show every week on Wednesdays, and send your problems, conundrums, and life altering decisions to (424) 284-9614. You can leave a voicemail, or send a text for an opportunity to have your problems read on the show. To talk to Miles and company LIVE, check his instagram @milesbon for recording times.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/28/20223 minutes