The girls go full blast answering LOADS of your burning questions. We’re talking hometowns, Stanley cups, neurodivergence, aspirations, how to win someone back, rumors from high school, and whether we would keep the baby. Is it harder to fall in love as a wh*re? Have we had any beef with comedians in our transition to comedy? F AROUND AND FIND OUT! patreon & merch: onlineforever.net

Season 5 kicks off with the hosts' summer escapades to the east coast, where they celebrated their inaugural live show in NYC. Both women share gripping tales of recent dog/coyote attacks before a candid discussion on sperm donation: how many kids can one cup produce? Finally, they reflect on the challenges of navigating self-objectification in comedy. For the full uncensored version head to Patreon.com/onlineforeverpod For merch head to http://onlineforever.net/merch

Legendary comic and total angel Beth Stelling explains how to get a comedy special on Netflix and philosophizes on how your stand up persona relates to your true self. We talk oversharing, her famous impression of her mother, and whether you can be funny without trauma.

It’s just the girls this week, enjoying a glass of wine while chatting about threesomes, orgasms, scabies, and having the wind knocked out of you. Sid brings a harrowing new segment.

Comedian and happily alive human sits down with the gorls to discuss stand up, men being scary, relationships, bedroom horror stories, the parking garage purgatory, and texts from dad.

Performer and artist Gracie Jane GRACES us this week with conversation about growing as a person, high school superlatives, what it means to be trans, and her music career.

This week the girls travel inside the mind of Austin, Texas's finest export. We discuss whether humans are capable of monogamy, maternal bonding, and abusive witches.

We were so excited to sit down with one of our favorite comics Robby Hoffman! We discussed everything from small wieners and queerness to war and winning the bachelorette.

The queen Miss B Nasty herself and our favorite tiny tot Ish McFly made this episode their b*tch right before we threw a rager for Susie’s birthday. We talk crazy birth stories, baby daddies, introversion, and fixations. Viva la Puerto Rico!

The girls sit down with comedian Niles Abston during the Netflix is a Joke festival. They discuss ufos, pumpkin pounding, movies, writing for Dave, LA scammers, and their undying love for Doja Cat.

The hosts resist their recent foray into 12 step programs, discuss past boyfriends, and introduce a new segment for the girls n gays.

WELCOME TO SEASON 4 !! We're kicking off season 4 with fellow podcaster Steve Lee of the Steebee Weebee show! We talk Mormonism, Scientology, addiction, and moving on from schizophrenic homeless exes with grace and dignity. We had a shocking blast letting him ask us insane questions and share disturbing stories that made us question reality.

Season two trauma is a wrap! the babes set various records straight such as herpes slander, toxic pseudo celebrity exes, the ripple effects of the shark attack years later and the threat mechanic’s clown behavior.

Snakechanneler Stephanie Ulrich brings in her snakey Shesha & BLOWS OUR FRICKING MINDS. We talk about billionaires, orgies, billionaire orgies, snake bussy (snussy) and what it's like to be pretty damn psychic.

The mystical legend and top 10 hub goddess Lena Paul emerges from hiding to share some BIG news about nuptials and procreation with the gorls. We cover a lot of ground, from psychedelics to “consensual cannibalism." Everyone comment “congratulations lena!” if you’re a real one :)

Ten-year industry vet and BDB (big d*ck b*astard) Alex Jones busts it wide open and leaves his whole load on the court in this horny, tea-filled ep ☕️ He discusses banging moms from Craigslist, making a girl cry when he lost his virginity, and the dark side of big weewee privilege that no one wants you to know.

TikTok magnate Ari Kytsya blesses the stu to tell us about her start in a content house (surviving human trafficking), staying grounded in Seattle, and shit sliming herself in the Maldives.

Rising adult starlet Holly Day spills LOADS of hot tea on break ups, attracting wealthy men, and her stint on dating reality tv.

The girls get real about danger in the industry, and share lived horror stories and how their new boundaries are protecting them from working with bad dudes in the future. heaven pov is discussed. CONTENT WARNING

King Noire demonstrates his line of toys and sits down to talk with the girls about all things fetish and safety. Stellar opens up about being assaulted at work, and the three of them discuss trauma prevention in the content industry.

The wildly angelic Violet Meyers graces the stu to teach the girls how real hentai fans get down. They talk about her big break moment, sloppy toppy, fan fux, boundaries & deep fakes*~

Hilarious comedian and friend of the show, Brad Williams, sits down with the girls to discuss similarities of our industries, threesomes, Netflix specials, and why his ass is so nice.

Ricky Johnson aka Ricky Behavior lets it all hang out w the girlies this week and talks all things adult industry... while stirring up some controversy lol lets just say we had to edit this one for legal reasons 👀

The hot and hilarious Sage the flame gets us talking about how crucial authenticity is in orn, how we feel about working with straight girls, and how we have navigate our queerness in the industry. Oh and how to not succumb to grind culture in the online industry!

The gorls talk fist fights, hooking up in church, step step nephews, and colonizing Mars.

Sexy ass Roxie Sinner joins to talk icks, shrimp dicks, booty eating, and the ideal foursome situation.