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No Kings Podcast

English, Comedy, 1 season, 80 episodes, 2 days, 22 hours, 51 minutes
Answering the worlds wildest scenarios so you don't have to! With all of our episodes main focus being comedy, it's the best way to start your week! Come get some laughs, happiness, and everyone's favorite dopamine hits every week!
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Ep 135. Boner During Prostate Exam?

PODCAST UPDATES! Updates about Daltons situation, Matthew, and more.-TOPICS: - Dalton Updates - New Segment - Guess Who - Top 10 Worst Times To Get A Boner - Scenarios - Having Kids Knowing You Will Die? - and More!-SUPPORT US ON PATREON!Support the show
8/20/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 27 seconds
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Ep 129. This Episode Got Heated

Our Most Heated Episode? Our Most Funny Episode? OUR BEST EPISODE??? Possibly, but that's for you to decide!-TOPICS: - The Peanut Butter Joke - Katootsie! - Virgin Matthew - Weapon of Choice - COMIC BOOKS - Arguments - and Much Much More!!!-We truly think this is one of our funniest and best episodes of all time. We had a great time recording this and we hope you all enjoy!Support the show
7/30/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 33 seconds
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Ep 127. Scenarios 25 "The Craziest Scenario Ever!"

This is the wildest scenario we have ever thought of and talked about on the show! Let us know what you think!-TOPICS: - Hilarious Game of Katootsie - Trapped in the Restroom w/ Wasps Scenario - THE CRAZIEST SCENARIO - Wife Fakes Her Death Scenario - and More!-DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT OUR PATREON!! SUPPORT THE SHOW AND GET EXCLUSIVE EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY! THANK YOU!- the show
7/23/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 58 seconds
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Ep 119. The S*X Journal

SUPPORT US ON PATREON: - Payton Gets Diagnosed With SCAGS - Try Not To Laugh Dad Jokes - Controversial Opinions - Scenario - Random Skills Draft - and More! Support the show
6/25/202350 minutes, 21 seconds
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Ep 117. The Most Satisfying Feeling

Payton gets jury duty!?-SUPPORT US ON PATREON! : - Jury Duty - Guess The Celebrity Game - Truth Serum - Most Satisfying Feelings Draft - Higher or Lower Game - and More!-Thank You and Enjoy!Support the show
6/18/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 29 seconds
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Ep 103. Feminine Traits in Men

TOPICS: - Payton's Recent Poops - Stubbing Toes - Scenario - Guess What Sporking Means? - Traits in Men That are Feminine  DRAFT - Competitive Water Drinking - STORY TIME - and More!Support the show
4/30/202356 minutes, 2 seconds
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Ep 89. Why Women Get Away With Cheating

TOPICS: - NEW SETUP! - Tongkat Ali Updates - Scenario of the day - Q&A - Do Men Or Women Cheat More? - Tattoos - How Long We Plan To Do The Podcast For - Worst Male Names Draft - and More! Support the show
3/12/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 17 seconds
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Ep 55. Scenarios 14 "Welcome to Sex Ed"

Got a solid scenarios episode for you guys! Packed with a lot of truly difficult and personality telling decisions. Let us know what you guys would do in these scenarios and make sure to sign up for our Patreon to get an extra episode EVERY WEDNESDAY! Exclusive to our Patreon members! Topics: - Freezing Time - Cheating Moms - Winning Money - Losing a Fight to your Son? - and Much Much More!! LOVE Y'ALL! Support the show
11/13/202250 minutes, 18 seconds
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Ep 41. Am Eye The A**Whole?

Topics: Am I The A**hole? - Cereal 3's Game - Audience Questions - Wild Facts - and More! PLEASE head over to Patreon and sign up for FREE for $4.50 and get yourself an extra episode every week! As well as bonus videos, behind the scenes, exclusive content, etc. Support the show
9/25/202254 minutes, 6 seconds
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Topics: Theories - Crazy Facts - Myths - FAST FOOD DRAFT - What's Something You Do That You Hate When Others Do It? - Audience Question. Lots of laughs and good conversation in this one! We hope you guys enjoy! If you like what you hear you can get yourself an extra episode EVERY Wednesday by joining our Patreon for the very low price of $4.50! THANK YOU! HERE ARE ALL OF OUR LINKS: the show
9/11/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 46 seconds
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Ep 28. "Best Friends Girlfriend Wants to Smash?" Patreon Clip

YOOOO! This is a clip from episode 28 on Patreon ONLY. If you want an extra episode every single week while also supporting us in a huge way please consider going over to our Patreon and selecting a tier. WE LOVE YOU!  - -Support the show
8/10/20228 minutes, 10 seconds
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Don't Just Listen, Take Action - Motivation

What's up guys today is the official first day of Monday uploads! Originally we stated these would be motivational Mondays but we might switch it up every once in a while. Either way, from now on there will be a short clip uploaded every single Monday. Most likely on the more serious side of topics. If you guys have any ideas let us know! Thank you as always!Support the show
7/18/20225 minutes, 24 seconds
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Ep 22. "The Cancer Scare" - Patreon Clip

THIS IS A CLIP FROM OUR PATREON EPISODE!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE consider pledging to the Patreon it would help us out so much and you will be able to get yourself bonus content and exclusive extra episodes! If not, no worries! Free episodes will still come out EVERY SUNDAY! Thank you.Support the show
7/13/20222 minutes, 6 seconds
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Sucking Cheeks to Save a Life - Patreon Clips

Clip from our first Patreon Episode! If you'd like to support us please head over to: and select a tier that fits you. Any help would mean the world to us!Support the show
5/30/20224 minutes, 58 seconds