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Mind Body No Soul

English, Personal health, 1 seasons, 51 episodes, 9 hours 48 minutes
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A series of guided merciless meditations, aggressive affirmations and maniacal mantras led by morally flexible spiritual advisor Jackie Schimmel. Wellness for the unwell.
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Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Jackie checks in after some solitude to delight you with some traditional relaxation chants courtesy of Buddha and encourage you to love yourself.   Produced by Dear Media
14/03/202213 minutes 24 seconds
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Social Anxiety Solutions

This guided meditation is to help you combat social anxieties through mental reframing, exit strategies and mantra breathwork. Or honestly just ust stay home.   Produced By Dear Media
23/01/202210 minutes 22 seconds
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New Year, Same You.

Let this guided meditation bring you into the New Year with logic and no promise of a brighter tomorrow. Put down your vision boards and reflect on your consistently poor life decisions to abolish the toxic ideals of a fresh start.    Produced By Dear Media
03/01/202211 minutes 30 seconds
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Road Sage

Listen to this soothing meditation whilst experiencing uncontrollable road rage after being tailgated by an electric blue Hyandai with blacked out rims like you are in Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift. Namaste!   Produced By Dear Media
13/12/202113 minutes
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Stretch Betch!

Allegedly stretching is a thing in the wellness community, here is a guided relation stretching exercise that will probably land you in a chiropractor's office.   Produced By Dear Media
06/12/202114 minutes 46 seconds
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STFU

This guided meditation is dedicated to Shaman Schimmel after entering a shame spiral about dominating conversations and hijacking social settings to perform self indulgent monologues because she gets bored with people easily.
28/11/202112 minutes 36 seconds
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#Blessed

Let this guided meditation assist you in your Thanksgiving mental preparation by exploring the ideals of gratitude and luxuriating in the realities of in-gratitude.   Produced By Dear Media
22/11/202116 minutes
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For The Kiddos!

This guided meditation is intended to instill eternal gratitude into your children to unite and prosper the family unit!   Produced by Dear Media
19/11/202112 minutes 21 seconds
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F*ck Your Family

This guided meditation is to alleviate stress cause by upcoming family functions and gives you internal peace and solace to create boundaries. Because blood may be thicker than water but it also stains.   Produced By Dear Media
08/11/20218 minutes 14 seconds
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Trick or Retreat.

Enter the holiday season refreshed and rejuvenated by aligning yourself with nature and forgiving yourself for shoving 18 Kit Kat bars down your throat and giving yourself a yeast infection by dressing up as a sexy kitty.    Produced by Dear Media
04/11/20219 minutes 13 seconds
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Cultivating Girlboss Energy

Did you just open an Etsy shop and hire 13 interns for "experience" as compensation? Did you fracture your dandruff ridden scalp from shattering glass ceilings on the regular? Then this guided meditation is for you girlboss.
31/10/202114 minutes 20 seconds
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Meditation for Wellness Influencers

Shaman Schimmel guides wellness influencers on a spiritual journey towards self reflection, transparency and internal illumination via ring light.   Produced By Dear Media
22/10/202115 minutes 39 seconds
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Rock Hard Reset

Shaman Schimmel returns by taking inventory of all your failures and guiding you on a new journey of intention and resetting your mundane mindset.   Produced By Dear Media
11/10/202113 minutes 31 seconds
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Music Festival Restoration

Shaman Schimmel helps you restore, recenter and rehabilitate through guided meditation after attending a music festival.   Produced By Dear Media
22/09/202115 minutes 57 seconds
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Male Creative Director Shavasana

This extremely passive aggressive niche guided meditation is for men who refer to themselves as "creative directors" live in Mar Vista and/or Brooklyn and guffaw at anything mainstream. Get a real job loser. Namaste.   Produced by Dear Media
11/09/202114 minutes 37 seconds
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Downward Log

Shaman Schimmel utilizes breathwork, affirmations and yoga poses to stimulate the sphincter and achieve digestive nirvana.   Produced by Dear Media
05/09/202111 minutes 40 seconds
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Nourish Bish.

Nourish and reinvigorate your body and treat it like the temple/ dumpster that encases your spirit. This guided meditation encourages nutrition and incites lifestyle changes.   Produced By Dear Media
29/08/202112 minutes 40 seconds
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Nourish Bish.

Nourish and reinvigorate your body and treat it like the temple/ dumpster that encases your spirit. This guided meditation encourages nutrition and incites lifestyle changes.   Produced By Dear Media
29/08/20210
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Negative Affirmations

Let this deeply unsettling lackluster guided meditation encourage self love and acceptance.   Produced by Dear Media
22/08/202110 minutes 6 seconds
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Bridechilla

This guided meditation is intended for brides and the victims left in their wake, to find inner namaste during their oh so special day.   Produced By Dear Media
14/08/202110 minutes 2 seconds
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Buddhi Call

This episode is about accepting your sexually transactional role and empowering your vaginal chakra.   Produced by Dear Media
11/08/202110 minutes 24 seconds
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Wake Up Bitch

This guided meditation is intended to help you rise and shine and tackle the day with mindful perseverance.    Produced By Dear Media
09/08/20219 minutes 58 seconds
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Summertime Sadness

This week's guided meditation is about embracing internal sadness and allowing yourself to wade in the waters of your own tears.   Produced By Dear Media
06/08/20219 minutes 36 seconds
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Harvesting Creativity

Jackie leads an exercise to explore our inner creativity and then gets bored and decides to perform a spoken word poem instead.   Produced By Dear Media
27/07/202113 minutes 28 seconds
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Boundaries Bitch.

This episode is intended to celebrate the beauty of boundaries and to liberate you to enforce them as often as you desire.    Produced by Dear Media
24/07/202113 minutes 51 seconds
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Holistic Hangover Cure

Put down the bloody mary and Tylenol and let this guided meditation soothe you back into the beacon of health, wellness and hydration.   Produced By Dear Media
20/07/202110 minutes 22 seconds
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Before He Cheats

This guided meditation is for anyone suffering from a broken heart looking for spiritual solace and the necessary push to move on.   Produced By Dear Media
15/07/202111 minutes 54 seconds
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Panic Attack

This weeks guided meditation is intended to help you remain calm and regain control of your serotonin levels whilst having a panic attack. You are fucking fine.   Produced By Dear Media
13/07/202111 minutes 13 seconds
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Panic Attack

This weeks guided meditation is intended to help you remain calm and regain control of your serotonin levels whilst having a panic attack. You are fucking fine.   Produced By Dear Media
13/07/20210
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Let Freedom Ring

On this weeks spiritual installment, we explore our right to freedom and the power of independence so you can soar like the baldest of proverbial eagles.   Produced By Dear Media
10/07/202112 minutes 11 seconds
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Kale Me

Shaman Schimmel uses meditation to encourage healthy eating habits so you don't die alone shoved to the brim with pork rinds and despair.     Produced by Dear Media
29/06/202115 minutes 2 seconds
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Your Kids Are Annoying

This week's episode is about untethering ourselves to societal niceties and admitting that children are not all gifts to the universe and more often than not, kill the vibe.   Produced By Dear Media
26/06/202113 minutes 1 second
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Financial Abundance

Shaman Schimmel leads you on a spiritual journey to live a life of financial abundance and drip drip divinity. Jeff Besoz and the Dali Llama could never.   Produced By Dear Media
19/06/202114 minutes 2 seconds
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Apology Pathology

In this week's episode, we explore the psychological damage of excess apologizing and work on reprogramming our cerebral reflex to insincerely pursue forgiveness through mantras and role playing  therapy.   Produced By Dear Media
14/06/202113 minutes 42 seconds
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Present Yet Absent

This guided meditation teaches you how to be present whilst absent. Because true wellness and self care incorporates both. Preserve your battery. Glaze like a donut.   Produced By Dear Media
12/06/202112 minutes 45 seconds
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Deflect, Deflect, Deflect.

Shaman Jackie Schimmel leads an inspiring morning meditation to minimize your self indulgent problems and pivot accordingly so you can have a nice week. Deflection is a vibe.   Produced By Dear Media
04/06/202111 minutes 25 seconds
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Cerebral Stimulation

Challenge your cerebrality and brain function with this stimulating exercise in reversing your stupidity. Get ready to take on the week with a shrivel of intelligent prowess. Offensive Level 4.   Produced By Dear Media
28/05/202111 minutes 27 seconds
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Absurd Spoken Word

Jackie embraces her creative journey by doing a freestyle fully improvised spoken word episode inspired by the elements of nature, universal affirmations and moral corruption. Love and light.   Produced By Dear Media
22/05/202112 minutes 52 seconds
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Never Forgive, Never Forget

Jackie breaks down the fraudulence of forgiveness and implores you to embrace holding a grudge. We do not dwell, but we do not wish you well.  Produced By Dear Media
17/05/202112 minutes 45 seconds
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Grateful Heart

This week we start the day with a gratitude meditation that will surely fill your heart with extreme appreciation that will lovingly carry throughout your day. Because at least you're not dead. Offensive Level 3.   Produced By Dear Media
14/05/202114 minutes 38 seconds
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Dead As F*ck

Shaman Schimmel offers non traditional grief counseling in the form of reframing, encouraging laughter through trauma and YOLO mentality.   Produced By Dear Media
07/05/202110 minutes 13 seconds
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Move Your Ass

This guided meditation is to encourage physical activity, exercise and healthy lifestyle habits. Offensive Level 4.   Produced By Dear Media
03/05/202112 minutes 14 seconds
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Anger Mismanagement

In today's lesson we learn how to cope and channel inner rage. Because anger deserves expression not suppression and can be a psychotic conduit for action. Offensive Level 4.   Produced By Dear Media
30/04/202113 minutes 40 seconds
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It's Not Them, It's You.

This deep reflective meditation explores the theory that you might be the common denominator in all your life's trials and tribulations. Through harsh realization and metabolizing your myopic narcissism, we hope to achieve a vantage point that makes you less of an asshole. Namaste. Produced By Dear Media
26/04/202111 minutes 38 seconds
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Go to Fucking Sleep

Let this soothing guided meditation lull you to sleep and help you retrain your barely functioning cerebral cortex to experience the rest you may or may not deserve. Offensive Level 3.   Produced by Dear Media
23/04/202111 minutes 49 seconds
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Cut The Cord.

This guided meditative mantra is about severing toxic relationships and accepting inner hatred. We also explore the possibility that the toxic denominator is you. Offensive Level 3.   Produced By Dear Media    
19/04/202110 minutes 45 seconds
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Give Up On Your Dreams

Let this motivating manifesto give you permission to lower expectations for yourself by giving up on unrealistic dreams and accepting your dismal destiny.    Produced By Dear Media
16/04/202111 minutes 39 seconds
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Self Esteem Requiem

Start your week of with a Monday mantra centered in self love. You may not be the most attractive, intellectual or kind but at least you’re alive.    Produced by Dear Media
12/04/202111 minutes 7 seconds
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Desensitized Divinity

This episode will help emotionally, physically and cerebrally prepare you for the spiritual journey ahead. Because what offends you, descends you.    Produced By Dear Media
09/04/20219 minutes 29 seconds
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MIND. BODY. NO SOUL.

This series led by Shaman Jackie Schimmel was created to eradicate toxic positivity, broaden your spiritual horizons and encourage self care through laughter and moral flexibility. Welcome to the future of wellness.    Produced By Dear Media
09/04/20219 minutes 19 seconds
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Mind Body No Soul Coming Soon!

A series of guided merciless meditations, aggressive affirmations and maniacal mantras led by morally flexible spiritual advisor Jackie Schimmel. Wellness for the unwell.
26/03/20211 minute 43 seconds