We had an amazing time learning Texas two step with Anthony & Rose from Country Dance X Houston! You can see our full lesson on their channel! https://youtu.be/Z6ngBs50ogQ Special thanks to The Broken Spoke for hosting us! https://www.brokenspokeaustintx.net Marriage is funny. Sometimes. https://www.jennaelfman.com https://www.facebook.com/jennaelfman https://www.instagram.com/jennaelfman/ https://www.instagram.com/bodhielfman/ https://twitter.com/jennaelfman https://twitter.com/bodhielfman

It's official. The Elfman's are Texans now. Rodeos, cowboy hats, tight jeans, two step and line dancing are part of daily life. Bodhi now identifies as a Jewish Cowboy Boy Band Member. We are taking country dance lessons from Anthony and Rose of Country Dance Ex on YouTube. youtube.com/countrydancex Marriage is funny. Sometimes.

What did Bodhi and Jenna spot on someone's bedside table? Just wrong! Put your toys away, people!   Marriage is funny. Sometimes. #marriage https://www.jennaelfman.com https://www.facebook.com/jennaelfman https://www.instagram.com/jennaelfman/ https://www.instagram.com/bodhielfman/ https://twitter.com/jennaelfman https://twitter.com/bodhielfman

Bodhi hates complainers, but meanwhile he has the running dialog of a yammering chihuahua. Marriage is funny. Sometimes. #marriage https://www.jennaelfman.com https://www.facebook.com/jennaelfman https://www.instagram.com/jennaelfman/ https://www.instagram.com/bodhielfman/ https://twitter.com/jennaelfman https://twitter.com/bodhielfman

Bodhi really wanted help with his sample but some things a man has to face alone. Please leave your own medical stories whether funny, amusing or somewhat mortifying in the comments so we know we are not alone! Marriage is funny. Sometimes. Jenna and Bodhi Elfman Kicking & Screaming #podcast https://www.jennaelfman.com https://www.facebook.com/jennaelfman https://www.instagram.com/jennaelfman/ https://www.instagram.com/bodhielfman/ https://twitter.com/jennaelfman https://twitter.com/bodhielfman

Attention from Jenna Elfman is apparently a commodity and Bodhi wants more. In this episode of Kicking & Screaming, Jenna and Bodhi Elfman dive into raising boys in the age of female empowerment and what it means to wife your husband. Enjoy Episode 103 of our Kicking & Screaming Vlogcast!

The Elfmans are obsessed with RV's and it's getting sexy. 

Jenna chopped up her finger and Bodhi is forced to stay in the marriage anyway. 

Jenna Elfman has flapping lips and Bodhi has no clue what she's flapping about. Also, Jenna looks hot as a horse. But they're still married! Episode 100! Wahoo!

Jenna Elfman keeps secrets. And Bodhi will never understand them. 

From bad hair to cat anus, this podcast went off the rails! But marriage is funny, so whatever. 

Elfman Blows! Let's hear from you on this! Who blows better!? 

Marriage is like your favorite sport team. Sometimes you win but mostly you swing and miss.

What is a "conch" and how can it save a marriage?! Behold the power of the marriage conch!

The Godmother drops by and takes Jenna's side. Bodhi has no chance. 

Jenna and Bodhi have a few things to say... but not a lot. 

Just a little Kicking and Screaming Mini episode to whet the appetite. 

The Elder Elfman boy comes on the podcast to roast Mom and Dad. It's a cookout!

The Elder Elfman boy comes on the podcast to roast Mom and Dad. It's a cookout!

Jenna and Bodhi are quarantined and need to decide who comes down to the Kicking and Screaming bunker with us. It's time to pick a Bunker Friend! 

Jenna and Bodhi are quarantined miles below ground in their underground bunker and need to make some important decisions. It's time to decide who goes down to the bunker with us! 

Filmed before the pandemic. It was a more innocent time, when all you had to worry about was an asshole dog or husband. 

Filmed before the pandemic. It was a more innocent time, when all you had to worry about was an asshole dog or husband. 

Bodhi started the podcast in the doghouse and that’s where he ended it. Bodhi can do no right. 

Bodhi started the podcast in the doghouse and that’s where he ended it. Bodhi can do no right. 

No. No. No. Bodhi didn't do what he did. No. It couldn't be. Women will hate him. Men will worship him. Poems will be written.  Kicking and Screaming takes no responsibility for anyone who tries this in their own marriage. 

No. No. No. Bodhi didn't do what he did. No. It couldn't be. Women will hate him. Men will worship him. Poems will be written.  Kicking and Screaming takes no responsibility for anyone who tries this in their own marriage. 

Marriage is a complicated equation and Bodhi was never good at math. 

Marriage is a complicated equation and Bodhi was never good at math. 

The # 1 marriage podcast in the world rises to live again! Where have Jenna and Bodhi been?!  The mystery is over... From the ashes, comes, The Resurrection!!

The number 1 marriage podcast in the world rises to live again! Where have Jenna and Bodhi been?!  The mystery is over... From the ashes, comes The Resurrection!!

Bodhi digs himself such a deep hole, he may never recover. Thankfully Jenna has a big shovel. This may be the end of him.

Bodhi digs himself such a deep hole, he may never recover.  Thankfully Jenna has a big shovel. This may be the end of him.

Our pal, hilarious actress Jennifer Aspen drops by! Jenna and Jennifer gang up on Bodhi with advanced female ideologies. However, crafty Bodhi repels the attack and escapes unharmed before the girls can regroup. Victory! 

Our pal, hilarious actress Jennifer Aspen drops by! Jenna and Jennifer gang up on Bodhi with advanced female ideologies. However, crafty Bodhi repels the attack and escapes unharmed before the girls can regroup. Victory! 

Kicking and Screaming makes a comeback! After a long break, Jenna and Bodhi return. Bodhi has become an Hawaiian sex-god so Jenna puts him in his place. 

Kicking and Screaming makes a comeback! After a long break, Jenna and Bodhi return. Bodhi has become an Hawaiian sex-god so Jenna puts him in his place. 

Bodhi’s memory demise is at hand. Jenna vows to sex him back to sanity. Game on! 

Bodhi’s memory demise is at hand. Jenna vows to sex him back to sanity. Game on! 

It’s Jenna and Bodhi‘s 23rd wedding anniversary!!  Jenna almost ruins 23 years of marriage from too many cupcakes and Bodhi goes on a long winded rant about technology; like an old man. 23 years!!!!

It’s Jenna and Bodhi‘s 23rd wedding anniversary!!  Jenna almost ruins 23 years of marriage from too many cupcakes and Bodhi goes on a long-winded rant about technology; like an old man. 23 years!!!!

Jenna drops the transmission, Bodhi drops a 27 year old secret. 

Jenna drops the transmission, bodhi drops a 27 year old secret. 

Watch Bodhi loose his shit as Jenna tells the worst and most uncomfortable story of all time. Thank goodness his BFF is there to help.    

Watch Bodhi loose his shit as Jenna tells the most uncomfortable story of all time. Thank goodness his BFF is there to help. 

Bodhi likes everything to be a "Special Order". Yes, everything...

Bodhi likes everything to be a "special order". Yes, everything... 

Life is like an anus. You must loosen it to let life flow in and out. Jenna discusses Bodhi's tight anus... Em, life. 

Life is like an anus. You must loosen it to let life flow in and out. Jenna discusses Bodhi's tight anus... Em, life. 

Jenna and Bodhi discuss the history, genius and pure power of women. Meanwhile, Jenna’s boobs are amazing. 

Jenna and Bodhi discuss the history, genius and pure power of women. Meanwhile, Jenna’s boobs are amazing. 

Jenna questions Bodhi’s favorite love song. Bodhi wants to make love "‘till the night closes in". Jenna's not so sure... 

Jenna questions Bodhi’s favorite love song. Bodhi wants to make love "‘till the night closes in". Jenna's not so sure...   

Jenna shows her tit. Bodhi shows his left Ball. Enjoy! 

Jenna shows her tit. Bodhi shows his left ball. Enjoy! 

The good news is we have a brand new podcast! The bad news is we're still married. For some silly reason Jenna is mad at Bodhi for almost running over their son and Bodhi exposes Jenna on her purposeful slow-walking to sporting events. All guys like to get to sporting events early, damnit! 

The good news is we have a brand new podcast! The bad news is we're still married. For some silly reason Jenna is mad at Bodhi for almost running over their son and Bodhi exposes Jenna on her purposeful slow-walking to sporting events. All guys like to get to sporting events early, damnit! 

Jenna and Bodhi bitch and moan about their kids. Boo hoo! Also, Jenna loves her dog more than Bodhi. Can you blame her? 

Jenna and Bodhi bitch and moan about their kids. Boo hoo! Also Jenna loves her dog more than Bodhi. Can you blame her? 

Jenna pushes Bodhi. Bodhi looses his cool. Jenna goes full crazy. Never go full crazy. 

Jenna pushes Bodhi. Bodhi looses his cool. Jenna goes full crazy. Never go full crazy. 

Jenna goes on an epic wife-rant. Bodhi needs to get off the tit. This is for all the working moms out there. 

Jenna goes on an epic wife-rant. Bodhi needs to get off the tit. This is for all the working moms out there. 

Kicking and Screaming is back!! The Canada Saga continues while Jenna films her TV show. Bodhi is alone and scared in a foreign land. He just wants a burrito. Actually Bodhi wants everything. Jenna wants to give him nothing. Isn’t marriage give and take? Guess not.     

Kicking and Screaming is back!! The Canada Saga continues while Jenna films her TV show. Bodhi is alone and scared in a foreign land. He just wants a burrito. Actually Bodhi wants everything. Jenna wants to give him nothing. Isn’t marriage give and take? Guess not.     

Jenna and Bodhi dive into some controversial subjects and expose what could break up a marriage and end a popular amusement park.

Jenna and Bodhi dive into some controversial subjects and expose what could break up a marriage and end a popular amusement park.

Jenna and Bodhi arrive in Canada! And give what is perhaps the most obnoxious and insulting dissertation on the difference between America and Canada in the history of recorded images.    

Jenna and Bodhi arrive in Canada! And give what is perhaps the most obnoxious and insulting dissertation on the difference between America and Canada in the history of recorded images.  

Who the hell needs men when there are dogs and other women in the world? Jenna lays down some cultural truth. Bodhi is just a penis with a name.

Who the hell needs men when there are dogs and other women in the world? Jenna lays down some cultural truth. Bodhi is just a penis with a name.

Jenna is a Kerfuffle Fuck. This has been exhaustedly researched and documented by the most obnoxious mind of our time… Bodhi. 

Jenna is a Kerfuffle Fuck. This has been exhaustedly researched and documented by the most obnoxious mind of our time… Bodhi. 

Big changes for the Elfmans! While Jenna heads off to Vancouver to film her new TV show, she causes huge household disruptions. Bodhi is a mess. Their dog Rocco is a mess. Changes are fun! Say it with us, “Changes are fun!” NOT! 

Big changes for the Elfmans! While Jenna heads off to Vancouver to film her new TV show, she causes huge household disruptions. Bodhi is a mess. Their dog Rocco is a mess. Changes are fun! Say it with us, “Changes are fun!” NOT! 

The Elfman moving saga continues… Jenna tears Bodhi apart bit by bit about his inability to help the family move. Scared. Broken. Cold. Alone. Bodhi must endure.   

The Elfman moving saga continues… Jenna tears Bodhi apart bit by bit about his inability to help the family move. Scared. Broken. Cold. Alone. Bodhi must endure.   

The Elfmans are going for a championship run. They’ve put together a winning team. If they can only stop being schmucks to each other. Also Jenna and Bodhi take a marriage quiz... and fail.  Special feature- Watch Jenna shake her rump on roller skates!

The Elfmans are going for a championship run. They’ve put together a winning team. If they can only stop being schmucks to each other. Also Jenna and Bodhi take a marriage quiz... and fail.   ***Special feature- Watch Jenna shake her rump on roller skates! 

Jenna and Bodhi are moving! Nothing causes fights like moving. Bodhi hates it so much. Jenna loves it so much. Also, Jenna gives a sermon about hair because Jenna is a hair guru. Moving sucks!!!

Jenna and Bodhi are moving! Nothing causes fights like moving. Bodhi hates it so much. Jenna loves it so much. Also, Jenna gives a sermon about hair because Jenna is a hair guru. Moving sucks!!!

Jenna and Bodhi have Stephen Schneider & Jenn Proske over to talk about the worst dinner ever. No really. This is the worst dinner ever. Try to beat this… Really, we wanna hear your dinner horror stories. 

Jenna and Bodhi have Stephen Schneider & Jenn Proske over to talk about the worst dinner ever. No really. This is the worst dinner ever. Try to beat this… We wanna hear your dinner horror stories. 

Jenna and Bodhi point out why the other is more annoying and a bigger a**hole but then decide to direct their fire at yoga pants and bad camel toes. Phew! Marriage saved. 

Jenna and Bodhi point out why the other is more annoying and a bigger a**hole but then decide to direct their fire at yoga pants and bad camel toes. Phew! Marriage saved. 

You've never seen the Elfmans like this. Jenna and Bodhi swap genders and make a production out of it. Who's sexier, Jenna or Bodhi? 

You've never seen the Elfmans like this. Jenna and Bodhi swap genders and make a production out of it. Who's sexier, Jenna or Bodhi? 

Jenna realizes that having an “eccentric” husband is a challenge and a blessing. At least that's what Bodhi tells her. Also, Bodhi is very afraid of Jenna and not only because her left eye won’t stop draining. 

Jenna realizes that having an “eccentric” husband is a challenge and a blessing. At least that's what Bodhi tells her. Also, Bodhi is very afraid of Jenna and not only because her left eye won’t stop draining. 

“Bodhi’s iconoclastic mom stops by, teams up with Jenna and discusses feeding his placenta to the dog. Moms are awesome!!!" 

“Bodhi’s iconoclastic mom stops by, teams up with Jenna and discusses feeding his placenta to the dog. Moms are awesome!!!" 

Jenna and Bodhi go off on A**hole kids spawned by A**hole parents, creating a world of A**holes. It's not pretty. 

Jenna and Bodhi go off on A**hole kids spawned by A**hole parents, creating a world of A**holes. It's not pretty. 

Marriage axiom: Only one person in a relationship can go crazy at a time. So Bodhi better get his shit together fast cause Jenna went a little wonky this week. 

Marriage axiom: Only one person in a relationship can go crazy at a time. So Bodhi better get his shit together fast cause Jenna went a little wonky this week. 

The art of trying to get sex from your wife requires years of training and patience. Bodhi has neither. 

  The art of trying to get sex from your wife requires years of training and patience. Bodhi has neither. 

Jenna and Bodhi go to Hawaii for some special time together. They saved all their fights for the flight back home. Divorce attorneys are standing by. 

Jenna and Bodhi go to Hawaii for some special time together. They saved all their fights for the flight back home. Divorce attorneys are standing by. 

Jenna talks about her recent flight with the two little ones where everything went to hell. Airport pooping. Almost missing the flight. Security arguments and then being publicly judged as a parent during her ordeal. Drama, Drama. 

Jenna talks about her recent flight with the two little ones where everything went to hell. Airport pooping. Almost missing the flight. Security arguments and then being publicly judged as a parent during her ordeal. Drama, Drama. 

It’s the BIG 50th episode of Kicking and Screaming! The little Elf-men drop by to make trouble. 

It’s the BIG 50th episode of Kicking and Screaming! The little Elf-men drop by to make trouble. 

Jenna tries to teach Bodhi how to be a better human and a better husband. Bodhi doesn't understand. Whatever. Marriage is annoying. 

Jenna tries to teach Bodhi how to be a better human and a better husband. Bodhi doesn't understand. Whatever. Marriage is annoying. 

Jenna and Bodhi have Kevin Nealon stop by to straighten their sorry asses out. It was a noble effort. 

Jenna and Bodhi have Kevin Nealon stop by to straighten their sorry asses out. It was a noble effort. 

Kicking and Screaming has been dishing out some heavy podcasts lately so Jenna brought her BFF Nikka Costa to lighten things up. They discuss furry vageens and harass Bodhi... As you do. 

Kicking and Screaming has been dishing out some heavy podcasts lately so Jenna brought her BFF Nikka Costa to lighten things up. They discuss furry vageens and harass Bodhi... As you do. 

Bodhi is in a funk. Jenna mentions divorce a few too many times. Yup, marriage is so much fun. Everyone should try it at least once. 

Bodhi is in a funk. Jenna mentions divorce a few too many times. Yup, marriage is so much fun. Everyone should try it once. 

Bodhi and Jenna get into some real marriage shit. But like, for sure. 

Bodhi and Jenna get into some real marriage shit. But like, for sure. 

Jenna and Bodhi have special guest Erinn Hayes on their podcast. Erinn challenges Bodhi's entire theory of weekly marriage sex mathematics. This could be the end of a good thing. 

Jenna and Bodhi have special guest Erinn Hayes on their podcast. Erinn challenges Bodhi's entire theory of weekly marriage sex mathematics. This could be the end of a good thing. 

Jenna and Bodhi had their 26th year anniversary. Jenna forgot. Bodhi goes to the dark place. 

Jenna and Bodhi had their 26th year anniversary. Jenna forgot. Bodhi goes to the dark place. 

Jenna and Bodhi have the wonderful Nikka Costa on the show to discuss balls, vaginal muscles and why girls really go to spin class...

Jenna and Bodhi have the wonderful Nikka Costa on the show to discuss balls, vaginal muscles and why girls really go to spin class... 

Jenna decides inviting Bodhi's mom and dad onto the podcast would be amazing.  Also, they have a big fight and want you to take sides. It's safe to say you'll never see anything like this... Enjoy Elfman Origins!   

Jenna decides inviting Bodhi's mom and dad onto the podcast would be amazing.  Also, they have a big fight and want you to take sides. It's safe to say you'll never see anything like this... Enjoy Elfman Origins! 

Marriages are made up of know-it-all assholes and secret spies. At least this one is. Unrelated, the Elfmans wonder why they don't get invited out a lot. 

Marriages are made up of know-it-all assholes and secret spies. At least this one is. Unrelated, the Elfmans wonder why they don't get invited out a lot. 

Jenna and Bodhi are so turnt. They are just turnt AF.  The Elfmans go deep as they call each other out on their bullshit. Marriage can be f'd up.   

Jenna and Bodhi are so turnt. They are just turnt AF.    The Elfmans go deep as they call each other out on their bullshit. Marriage can be f'd up.         

The Elfmans are super... but not in a good way. Jenna causes an uproar on a plane by staring at weenies.   

The Elfmans are super... but not in a good way. Jenna causes an uproar on a plane by staring at weenies.   

Marriage is a science. Bodhi is an idiot. Jenna saves her dog's life. This is the last Kicking and Screaming podcast of 2015. Enjoy, "How Do I look?" AKA "Vomit Dog".  

Marriage is a science. Bodhi is an idiot. Jenna saves her dog's life. This is the last Kicking and Screaming podcast of 2015. Enjoy, "How Do I look?" AKA "Vomit Dog" 

A big fight. A lot of drama. The Elfmans get into it. High Maintenance. 

A big fight. A lot of drama. The Elfmans get into it. High Maintenance. 

Jenna destroys Bodhi. In lieu of flowers please send Bodhi a less observant wife. 

Jenna destroys Bodhi. In lieu of flowers please send Bodhi a less observant wife. 

Roar Jenna! Roar! 

Roar Jenna! Roar! 

Jenna and Bodhi.... And special guest, Catherine Connors discuss advanced boner theories. Bodhi and the boners of Earth become obsolete. 

Jenna and Bodhi.... And special guest, Catherine Connors discuss advanced boner theories. Bodhi and the boners of Earth become obsolete. 

Jenna and Bodhi get heated. Sometimes the clothes do not make the man... Freedom!

Jenna and Bodhi get heated. Sometimes the clothes do not make the man... Freedom!

It's Jenna's Birthday! Special Special! (AUDIO ONLY)

It's Jenna's birthday Podcast! Special! Special!

Men's balls droop lower and lower. Isn't that comforting in a long marriage? 

Bodhi opens up about something very personal about himself while Jenna transcends sex. 

Jenna would make a great man. Her wife, Bodhi agrees. 

Jenna is crazy about her hair. Bodhi is crazy. 

Jenna and Bodhi Elfman will stay married forever... or at least until their kids move out. #TrueLove

Jenna and Bodhi Elfman talk about marriage. Because marriage is so fucking fun! #Not

Jenna and Bodhi decide to talk about sex. Bodhi swears it off forever. Jenna agrees. 

Jenna Castrates Bodhi. Mariage is not for the faint of heart. 

Jenna and Bodhi descover how much fun a "50 Shades of Whitetrash" version would be. Jenna ends the Podcast in the worst way ever concieved. It's truly horrible. 

Jenna and Bodhi review Fifty Shades of Grey. Bodhi's panties are in a bunch. Jenna remains calm. 

Jenna's married to a jerk and Bodhi knows where he stands on the marriage heirarchy, (it's not good). 

Jenna crosses the line. Bodhi curls his toes. 

Jenna wants to sleep with common people like Bodhi. Bodhi is bad at math. Jenna says stuff she claims she didn't say. 

Dick + Hormones = BAD

Jenna and Bodhi Elfman discuss the worst Holiday of their 196 years together. Bodhi thinks it's all Jenna's fault. Is it?

Bodhi throws all of his friends under the bus. Jenn'a pefect as usual.

Jenna and Bodhi Elfman decide to just be friends...

Jenna and Bodhi Elfman welcome their long-time buddy, Jennifer Aspen to the show... Things get fucked-up fast.

Flirt me? Flirt you! Bodhi loses his testicles. Jenna's get bigger.

Jenna and Bodhi Elfman are "Special".

18 years married! Please send help!

Jenna and Bodhi Elfman make a major breakthrough about relationships. A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH!

Jenna realizes she's a Bitch. Bodhi realizes he's Cuckoo. Epic.

Jenna & Bodhi Elfman don't know who's the husband & who's the wife... But so what.

Bodhi wants more kissing. Jenna wants less Bodhi.

Jenna goes all the way... With life, food and chicken roasting.

Jenna and Bodhi discuss jealousy. Somehow the term "Anal Bat" got used.

Jenna and Bodhi discuss Jenna's abnormally small ear-holes. Bodhi realizes that Jenna is always fucking right, as usual...

Jenna and Bodhi recount their honeymoon. Bodhi insults the French while Jenna insults Bodhi...

Jenna and Bodhi Elfman discuss how they met and the origins of annoyance...