WE MISSED YALL SO MUCH! The girls are catching UP since soooo much has happened since the last episode! From coochie needles to temporary homelessness, the dolls are going THROUGH (but we are still here!) Mel has some interesting pictures on an ipad, Talley almost got her skin melted off, AND WELCOME TO FRIDAY DROPS YALL MAKE SOME NOISE WTF!

WE DRINKIN STRAWBERRIES AND CHAMPAGNE! The girls are quite literally drinking and LORD WE ARE GOING DOWN MUSIC MEMORY LANE (mind you, we were supposed to be doing drunk history but we absolutely digressed). From Main Event to the Morehouse parking deck, the girls have been cutting up all over the city. Mel airfried herself diving for nuggets, Talley's still fighting the oily b*tch allegations, AND PLEASE SETTLE THE JEDIDIAH/JEBIDIAH DEBATE FOR US!!!!Join the patreon here: https: //www.patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

THE GIRLS HAVE A BUDGET!! This week, your favorite dolls are touching the hands of their younger selves. It's Mel's 30th Birthday today so BERMM BERMM BERMMMM to that! From mean hoes in Nissan Sentras to alternate Daddy universes, the girls get in their time machines and unpack it all. Talley has a messy cousin, Mel almost made a bomb in her car, and YOU GOT D*AMN RIGHT WE ARE DRAKE HATERS! Check out our new church home here: https://www.instagram.com/secontenthouse/ Also, sign up for the Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcastTickets to Mel's Shows:https://www.showclix.com/event/mel-mitchell-30-on-30pelzhjyhttps://citywinery.com/new-york-city/events/mel-mitchell-live-ezo7v

HAPPY PRIDE TO THE GWORLS, GAYS, AND EVERY BAWDY EVERY WHICH WAY!! This week, the girls are cutting UP down to that d*mm studio! From multiple wives to suing side b*tches, the girls get into it ALL. Talley came out her wig to prove a point, Mel got a t*tty compliment from the asthma doctor, AND A MAN WHO PLAYS ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY HATES YOU!!!! Also, sign up for the Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

WE BACK B*TCHES! SOMETIMES WE JUST CANNOT GET TO THE STUDIO Y'ALL BUT WE HERE NOW! This week, the girls are catching up! It's been about 84 years so we are getting into it ALL! From Meg Thee Stallion Shenanigans to Gatekeeping (and mourning the loss of) nail techs, the dolls discuss it all. Talley got a find a new apartment (accepting recommendations), Mel got jumped in and out of the WNBA, and WE DO NOT PLAY ABOUT RITA, OK??????????

Ooh girl we are getting ASKY! This week, the Jokes On You Dolls are interviewing each other like little Oprahs! From getting sucker punched in your own home to waking up to symbolic pillow dividers, the girls get into EACH OTHER! Talley is hissing at men at Mexican clubs, Mel is getting caressed into REM sleep at the masseuse, and WHAT IF THE CHIROPRACTOR FORCE CLOSES MY BRAIN BY ACCIDENT????

FREAKY A** N*GG* HE A 69 GOD! Y’all requested it, so we provided! An intellectual (silly) & objective (highly opinionated) deep dive into the Kendrick and Drake Saga! From Drake finally getting his reckoning to Kendrick REFUSING to make music for the h*es, the girls get into it ALL. Mel almost lost a lung at Disney, Talley’s nightmares are nightmaring hilariously, AND STOP DENOUNCING STUFF JUST STOP GOING TO THE MEETINGS.

THE GIRLS HAVE HOPPED IN THE DELOREAN, WE GOING BACK TO THE FUTURE! This week the Jokes On You Girlies are traveling through space and time, bouncing from decade to decade; from Napoleon to Marilyn, the girls discuss it all! Talley wants to f*ck David from the bible (???), Melbert wants to hunch Outside Allen Payne, and WHY DO OUR BOYFRIENDS LOOK LIKE COUSINS????

THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN THE BUILDING! Thank y’all for your patience as Talley traveled the highways and byways! This week, the Jokes On You dolls are catching up, from Senior Citizen R&Beef to the dissolution of Caresha & JT, the girls get into it all. Mel got some unsolicited advice from an unhoused woman, Talley made up with her cousin, AND THEY HAVE GOT TO START TELLING US WHEN IT’S GONE BE FINE N*GGAS IN THE STUDIO!!!!!

GRAB YOUR WINE GIRL! This week the Jokes On You Girls are catching up, cracking up, and discussing the Quiet On Set Documentary! From Sexyy Red at bible study to Ciara’s roster films, the girls get giggly (blame the rosé). Mel got accosted at career day, Talley had an inappropriate crush on her substitute teacher, AND SIR DO NOT FOLLOW ME AROUND SOUTH DEKALB MALL. (If you haven’t bought tickets to Mel’s show DO IT DO IT NOW) https://www.showclix.com/event/mel-mitchellz6oln5i (https://www.showclix.com/event/mel-mitchellz6oln5i)

WE BACK (AGAIN) B*TCHES!!! We (again) thank y’all kindly for your patience! This week, the Jokes On You dolls tell you where they’ve been, what they’ve been doing, and get into a very deep discussion about GOD. From the devil to Diddy (also a devil) the girls discuss it all. Mel has recanted her disdain for Sigmas, Talley got bullied by the Beans on Toast People, AND WHO THE HELL IS DURRELL?????

OMG FEBRUARY HAS BEEN A MONTH! This week, we are quite literally addressing every single scandal and sensation that has happened this month, and it d*mn near took two hours. From civil rights leaders covered in mayo (????) to Cam Newton tussling in Ms. Mitch's best hat, the girls get into it all. Talley had a desperately intimate encounter with a sock on baecation (yeah, that's right BAEcation), Mel revoked That Boy's picture posting privileges, AND GO SEE MEL'S SHOW I KNOW YOU GOT SOME MONEY: https://www.showclix.com/event/mel-mitchell

HEY Y'ALL! THIS WEEK WE BACK IN LISTENER BUSINESS! (Y'all have been doing so good with these listener letters, we are DEEP inside y'all's personal problems) From newborns & mama drama to getting into the sororiTEA, the girls get INTO it. Talley has grandma opps at the grocery store, Mel has a secret cashapp identity, AND JALEN AND JOHN WE GOT SOMETHING FOR Y'ALL COME SEE BOUT US!!!

GET READY FOR SOME LISTENER MESS AND HOT GOSSIP! This week, The Jokes On You babes are reading letters, judging d*cks, and having a few ki-kis! Miss 2024 has been chaotic as hell: From Mr. OVO’s yellow meat to alternate universe Future, the dolls are unpacking it all! Mel had Souf Africa SHOOK, Talley has given up on Mr. Ed D. Bull, and WHO IS DOING DRAKE’S WAX???

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!!! That’s right, this week, The Jokes On You sistren are talking about BEEF B*TCH! From basement ramblings to doxxing (???????) the girls discuss it all. Talley has a new (old) addition to her blocklist, folks been playing arts & crafts with Mel’s comedy fliers, AND OMG ANGELINA JOLIE WHY WAS YOU HUNCHING ON YOUR COWORKER LIKE THAT??!!!

MAIL CALL!!!! (You would think we spent the majority of this letters episode actually reading letters, but actually we talked about Katt Williams and double chins for most of the time. STILL, the Jokes On You girls get into it all. From the alleged “millennial zoom” to “No Hands” apparently being an archaic throwback song, the girls discuss it all. Talley don’t have no business left untold, Mel has perfected strategic tiktok text placement, and OMG DO YOU REMEMBER SARS??????

HAPPY HUNDREDTH EPISODE B*TCHESSSSS! Thank y’all so much for your years of support, we couldn’t have done any of this without you! This week, the Jokes On You dolls got even more trauma and it’s made them even FUNNIER. From 2020 to 2024 the girls…well they get really emotional and tell you all they damn business. Mel has a fun surprise for her joke of the week, Talley explains a little more why it’s f*ck Patrick, and BE NICER TO US ON TWITTER WE ARE SENSITIVE GIRLS.

TRUE CRIME GIRLIES, COME AND GET Y'ALL JUICE! This week, your faves link up with MaRah and Taz from the ICONIC SistasWhoKill Podcast! From breaking down stud parameters to throwing acid, Great Value DC4 dissects it all. Talley is being mean on the internet, Mel is learning new words, MaRah just wants to see The Color Purple, Taz confronts her worst fear, and LASHONDRA AIN'T EVEN HA MF NAME! Sistas Who Kill: https://open.spotify.com/show/1vL4efYZ4q9vZaGFk9v5K0 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sistas-who-kill-a-true-crime-podcast/id1558041614 https://twitter.com/SistasWhoKill https://www.instagram.com/sistaswhokillpod/?hl=en

BREAK OUT YOUR POPCORN, THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO THE MOVIES! (Not really, but we are discussing some of our favorite movies that make us a little angry!) This week, the dolls dissect the films that make their blood boil; from Mister & The Color Purple to every single character in every T*ler P*rry movie, the girls get into it all. Talley & Jodeci are having a hard time, Mel HATES that one yt lady from The Help, and HOW DID TARAJI GET ON THAT BOAT???

GIRL WE WAS IN THE STUDIO EARLY AS F*CK. THIS MAY AS WELL BE THE MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS. This week, the girls are reaching goals, falling out laughing, & walking some things back (we are so sorry omg we are just girls.) From messy algorithm mysteries to husbands with Sam's Club summer sausage d*cks, the girls get into it all. Talley has 66% completed knotless braids under her wig, Mel is the "lead vocalist" of the podcast, and MEAGAN GOOD GIRL WTF STANNUP?!?!?!?

Hiyeeee! In this mini-sode, the dolls reflect on church memories and flashbacks to our fast pasts. From school sermons to Lloyd's greatest hits, the girls break it all down. Talley was shaking it down at her first party, Mel was looking for the hoes at church, and WE NEED TO BRING RINGTONES BACK!

WE BACK! (Yes we got your many gentle threats and nudges, thank you!) This week the girls are a mixture of grateful and rageful (grateful for life, raging against these awful a** rapscallion men) From Beyonce only being allowed to bring cocktails, to Pardison coming up off that "Feminist" tattoo, the dolls discuss it ALL. Talley got compassionately robbed (???), Mel does NOT play about Keke, and WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU COMING TO GET YO BABY FOR SUPERBOWL SUNDAY HE CANT SEE FR.

CHILE WE REALLY JUST SITTING HERE CHATTING SH*T HONESTLY. This week, The Jokes On You babes have not seen each other in a while, so they completely abandoned the topic and are just catching up. From Panama City to being DEEP in the streets, the girls share their stories. Mel was temporarily unhoused in PCB, Talley was tryna un-high herself in the Kroger parking lot, and LEAVE CHRISEAN ALONE.

GIVE US ONE MARGARITA…WE GONE HAVE THATCHICKANGEL ON THE DAMN POD! This week, the Jokes On You dolls are joined by the incomparable Angel Moore-Tanksley! From dance battles against Michael Jackson to p*nis popping on a handstand, the girls get DEEP. Mel be blocking everybody, Talley be unlocking people to cuss them out, Angel ain’t never blocked nobody, and WHEN WILL WE HAVE OUR CHEESECAKE FACTORY COUPLE MOMENT????

THE GIRLS GOT THE ICK. This week, the dolls are taking a page from their favorite white ladies and discussing what they’ve HAD IT WITH. From fighting a gaggle of old people to sh*tting up the aisle of the beauty supply store, your faves are getting to it. Mel is blocking every damn body, Talley s healing her inner child AND STOP BEING WEIRD ON TWITTER!

THE DOLLS HAVE BEEN PARTAKING! This week, the girls have made some questionable decisions & they are discussing CLASSIC CARTOONS. From Tommy tryna kill Dill in the forest to "swiper no swiping," the Jokes On You Girls (attempt to) discuss it all. Talley has been hoarding butterfingers, Mel is not playing about her nanners or her blankey, & BACK AWAY FROM THAT TATTOO SHOP THESE N*GGAS IS NOT WORTH IT.

WE GOT MORE LETTERS Y'ALL! Welcome to Pt. 2 of MAIL TIME B*TCHES! From girl on girl flirting to confidence in college, the Jokes On You Dolls are dishing out ADVICE (don't say we ruined your life tho!) Talley's mom said "NO NEW FRIENDS," Mel is writing with her FEET, and DON'T Y'ALL GO AND SELL OUT OUR TEA!!!!

WE GOT A CIS HETERO MAN GUEST Y'ALL OMG PLEASE STILL LISTEN ANYWAY! This week, the girls are joined by Kevin “Kev On Stage” Fredericks! From Dreams and Nightmares performances to being deflowered at vegan restaurants, the Jokes On You Gworls (and Kev) discuss it all! Talley laid out at the altar, Mel debuted her thickness to Twitter, Kev learned about food n*ggas, AND WHY ARE Y'ALL LYING ABOUT HAVING CHILDREN?! 0:48 Intro 1:37 Bootyhole (buddy cop remake) 6:57 Letter 16:36 Joke of the week 34:54 Hurriquakes, raptures, & closed sanctuaries 37:19 Steel Here 46:57 Interview/Comedy Big 3 51:00 Pitfalls & Hindsight 1:00:40 Internet Fame 1:06:30 Protecting Black Women 1:25:00 Benediction

WE JUST GOT SOME LETTERS! This week, the JOY girlies are cleaning out our inbox and getting into your business. From Phantom Bitches to Greek homophobia, the dolls are unpacking it all. Mel is taking aliens to brunch, Talley is sneaking into strangers' suites, and WHY ISN'T THE INTERNET FUN ANYMORE?

YUM YUM IN THE TUM TUM! This week, the Jokes on You Girls are getting their Keith Lee on! That’s right, we talking about food, and rating it 1-10! From Bennigan’s Brownies to South City Kitchen Biscuits, the girls are CHOWING DOWN. Talley almost agreed to B*tt S*x, Mel is growing as a vocalist and BREAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE TOASTED WITH MAYO.

Our pants? ON FIRE! We (and y'all, probably) are some LIAR LIARS. This week, The Jokes On You Dolls are telling STORIES; From favorite go-to fibs to "k*lling" relatives to get out of work, the girls are LYING THE DAMN HOUSE DOWN (and ain't shamed about it, either.)Mel CROSSES THE LINE, Talley STORMS OUT, and CARLEE WAS JUST HAVING A SILLY GOOFY TIME OMG SHE'S JUST A GIRL!

JUMP IN! JUMP OUT! INTRODUCE YOURSELF! This week, the Jokes On You Girls are discussing Black Girlhood! From Little Sally Walker to Bratz Doll Heads, the dolls heal (or at least try to heal) their inner children. Talley is strapping Britney Spears to her back in a Baby Bjorn, Mel is a Twee-Lee-Lee Champion, AND YALL NEED TO LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE THE PODCAST!!!! Intro: 00:50 Call to Action: 1:30 B**tyhole: 4:25 Letter 9:55 Jokes of the Week: 21:40 Topic: 27:09

It's the She-Woman Man Haters Club!!! This week, the Jokes On You Gworls are discussing life's most important skill: How to know when a man HATES YOU. From phantom b*tches lurking in the darkness to Keke BD & DDG, the girls get to it all. Talley's ceiling is collapsing, Mel has a decade old Valentine's gift floating in the ether, and Y'ALL KNOW DAMN WELL USHER DON'T WANT THEM YOUNG GIRLS.

REEEEEEEEMIIIIIXXXXX!!! This week the Jokes On You Dolls are back with a part 2 of discussing hot beats and dope tracks! (Also, we've planned a fantasy music festival and somehow Steve Harvey is hosting????) From Temu child labor law violations to N*cki and her many beefs, the gworls touch on everything! Someone tried to recruit Mel to be a guest on the world's worst podcast, Talley narrowly escaped a weird couple, and WHY ARE WE CRUNCHING SO LOUD ON THEM DAMN CHIPS??????

BRING THE BEAT IN! This week the Jokes On You dolls are talking about all things MUSIC and how it’s impacted their lives. From Boy Bands to Grunge Garage music, the girls discuss it all. Mel ain’t never met a boy band she didn’t wanna stan, Talley’s parents thought she was in a cult, AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOUR HUSBAND IS BEATING HIS DICK???

Y'ALL STILL SCARING THE HOES?? The JOY girlies are continuing their previous "Scaring The Hoes" conversation, digging a little deeper. From "boys will be boys" to daddies having AK-47s when their daughter goes to prom, the dolls break it down. Talley had to go get a switch, Mel hates her grandaddy, and WHY WE CAN'T GO TO KROGER IN PEACE?

SOFT LIFE??? This week the Jokes On You dolls are discussing FEMININITY: How much of the femininity/soft life discourse is a crock of bullsh*t, and how could we actually make it beneficial? From tradwives to soft Starbucks, the girls debunk and reframe it all. Mel wants moms to stop raising terrorists, Talley wants to know if y'all personally know ANY wives, and WHO TRYNA GO DOWN TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY?? 0:45 Intro 3:23 like/follow/subscribe 4:04 QOTW 6:25 Femininity & Soft Life

*DUMT DUMT* (Law and Order noises, if you couldn’t tell) YOU N*GGAS ARE SCARING THE HEAUXS. Honestly, the behavior is especially heinous and it’s getting SPOOKIER BY THE SECOND. From men being weird on the innanets to being even weirder in parking lots and at gas stations, the girls discuss what it’s like to live terrified. Talley ain't cooking this Christmas, Mel is smoking dope and WHY ARE WE THE OLDEST BITCHES AT THE PARTY NOW????

IT’S GETTING GAY AND GODLY IN HERE FOR PRIDE MONTH! This week we got another guest, y’all…AND IT’S A MAN! (y’all surprised?) Obio Jones joins us this week to discuss sexuality, identity, religion, & so much more! From shaming shame to performing masculine/feminine stereotypes, the girls (plus Obio) discuss it all. Talley has a thing for 112, Mel had some notes for Ciara in her “Ride” era, and OBIO AINT GOT NO BROTHERS OR COUSINS??????? Follow Obio below: Instagram - @obioojones TikTok - @obiojones Intro (00:45) Bootyhole segment (4:20) Jokes of the Week (8:20) Purity Culture & Chastity Bops (15:52) Obio’s Journey/Navigating shame (18:48) Performing stereotypes (29:20) Black women & Bi-phobia (32:48) Let n*ggas be gay (36:17) Shame Shame Shame (39:13) Coming out (43:20) Mad at Obio for being Obio 😂 (47:18) Managing straight men’s attraction/black men & intimacy (49:37) Black women & femininity (58:00) Church & Closing (1:00:00)

WE BACK WITH PART TWO! Y’all thought we were done, but we are back to wrap up our conversation about the c*nt that is COLORISM. From colorism from the fathers, to dark-skinned girls and their white husbands, the gworls discuss it all. Talley rips her jumpsuit, Mel has a mexican food emergency, & WHY DOES YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA HANDLE HAVE “LIGHT SKINNED” IN IT?!?!?

"THEY BULLIED ME CAUSE I WAS LIGHTSKINNED AND MY HAIR WAS LONG!" This week the girls are getting into COLORISM (what it actually means, and what it actually f*cking doesn’t). From medical racism to romantic “preferences,” the Jokes on You Gworls throw shade while discussing shade.  Mel says Talley’s hair makes her look like a Porta Rikkun, Talley has a vengeance against V*nessa McK*nzie, and YET AND STILL MEN ARE SCARING THE HEAUXS. Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

DEAR MAMAS, YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU! This week the gworls are honoring the MUVAS! From sisters being adjunct mothers, to the Jokes On You Moms as podcasters, the dolls discuss it all. Mel gets a widdle emotional, Talley’s momma punched her daddy in the back of his bald head, and WHAT IS WE FINNA DO WITH A COKE CAN???????

HEY HEY HEY, IT’S FAAAAATPHOBIA! This week the girls are getting into their big back bags! From eating disorders to Kardashian implant removals, The Jokes On You gworls are digging deep! Mel wants justice for the OG sundress, Talley wants y’all to retire the “big back” campaign, and WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH BRIAN MCKNIGHT??????

WE BACK WITH PART TWO! The girls are carrying on with the same carrying on from last week, chopping it up with our esteemed guest & resident sexpert, Samia Burton! From putting the coochie in the crockpot, to exploring a myriad of daddy issues, we’re unpacking it ALL. Mel wants the bwoys to be comfortable with their cakes, Talley keeps running into demon d*ck, and HOW LONG ARE WE ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO WARM THE KEWNCHIE UP, SAMIA????? (1:00) Discussing women not having orgasms. (12:00) Being a freak and having pussy patience (14:26) The science behind hating men (17:30) Inspiration for sex (20:23) Slut shaming while having a platform, healing and haters (29:00) Post-hunch regret (33:35) Congratulatory Coochie (35:00) Three Laws of Threesomes Follow everything from Samia here: https://linktr.ee/SamiaBurton Discount code: NJASP IG: @Miabuggzy       @notjustanothersexpod   Mel’s Merch: itsmelmitch.com

WE GOT COMPANY Y’ALL. This week we’re showing out in front of our esteemed guest, Samia Burton! From young men with old names, to saying no to sweaty outside dates, the girls (and our guest, omg!!!) tackle it all! Talley doesn’t want to go on outside dates, Mel is two-handing wine coolers, and WHY ARE MEN SO INTENT ON SCARING THE H*ES??? (5:00) Bootyhole Segment (12:20) Breaking Up To Making Up (19:25) Crazy Dates & Meet Cutes (30:30) Jokes of the Week (35:25) Samia’s Journey (39:10) Dick Sucking Class (41:30) Man-Hating (47:00) Men in Coochie Classes (50:00) Being Dissatisfied Follow everything from Samia here: https://linktr.ee/SamiaBurton IG: @Miabuggzy       @notjustanothersexpod   Mel’s Merch: itsmelmitch.com

THE GIRLS ARE DRINKING AND HATING! This week, the Jokes On You girls are all hopped up on liquid courage. Mel gets intimate about her holes, Talley's gonna need to see it, and the girls are SO disgusted by a former heartthrob. Talley gets drunk & starts saying names, Mel wants y'all to stop collaborating posts with men who hate y'all, and WE FINALLY FREED PATRICK!

HAPPY HEALING Y'ALL! This week, the Jokes On You girls are getting a wee bit vulnerable(and also we talking about coochies.)From being walked by your wig like a puppy to super dark mental health jokes, Mel & Talley catch up on it all. Mel wants the ASMR dolls in prison, Talley will call you ugly in an argument, and SUKI, GIRL YOU NEED SOME NEW MATERIAL!

MEET US AT THE ALTAR IN OUR WHITE DRESSES! This week, The Jokes On You crew is making PLANS. From Bridal Bootcamp Binders to Buffed Up Baby Showers, Mel and Talley have it all vision-boarded out! Talley wants to be planted as a tree when she passes away, Mel is turning her wedding reception into a club, and AINT NOBODY GOING TO THE TAXIDERMY FUNERAL.

BYE WIG! This week the Jokes On You dolls are snatching edges! That's right, we're talking all things HAIR. From lace frontals to french rolls, we're unpacking it all. Talley is sick of showing up washed and blow dried, Mel is "singing" again, and WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT LACE?..." THAT LACE RIGHT THERE! WE CAN SEE IT!

This week the Jokes On You Girls are screaming “IF I WERE A BOYYYY” (we still got some Bey on our spirit, sorry.) From taking over the job market, to hollering at b*tches, they girls navigate Peen-land. Talley almost drowned, Mel is selling BucketHat’s bucket hats, and WHATS GOING ON WITH THE BROTHER HUSBANDS????

This week the Jokes On You girls are talking BEY(hope y'all got y'all tickets, may the odds be ever in your favor!) From the baldheaded Bey Barbie, to the iconic "Now everyone can sing lead," we touch on all of Big Bey's best moments. Talley has reservations about desegregating her box, Mel thinks it's time for Blue Ivy to take the baton, and WE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY MEN DON'T THINK WOMEN ARE FUNNY!

The Jokes On You dolls are kicking a** and taking names in 2023! This week we're REAL HOUSEWIVES...so grab your popcorn and kickback, because we're escaping reality by discussing reality TV! From American Idol pipe dreams to Nene and Tiffany, we discuss our favorites, our disappointments, and everything in between. Mel is doing drugs (jk, she was under anesthesia,) Talley finna run for office, and THE GIRLS WANT JONATHAN MAJORS (on the podcast, amongst other things)

In honor of the Super Bowl, the girls are doing SPORTS! They're imagining how their fave artists would open up the iconic halftime show, talking about fine players and trying to name sports teams. Talley wants Babyface, Mel is outta breath, and WHAT THE HELL IS A BREWER?

Chile, your girls are bored as hell this week, but they are CONSISTENT! That's all that matters. They are playing their favorite petty games and bullying each other as usual. Mel can't sing, Talley wants to put Adina Howard through the mattress, and STEVE HARVEY IS FINE!

Can't stop, won't stop. Another episode in the books! This week the JOY girlies talk about their wants and fears with having children! Even though they're grown, they still feel like they aren't ready. Talley is taping her boob, Mel was in her Dahmer era, and TELL AKON TO TAKE THAT LACEFRONT OFF!

Your faves are on a roll and this week they're talking about their health. Getting older comes with a ton of changes and they low-key hate it here. Talley wants lipo, Mel is deleting nudes, and STOP GETTING BBLs AT 19!

This week, the dolls are talking about FRIENDS (and other miscellaneous shenanigans.) From “Big Jeans” to hanging out at Home Depot @ 6am, it all gets broken down. Talley wants to commit bodily harm, Mel’s followers just be saying anything, and WHY Y'ALL KEEP TRYNA BRING YOUR MID BOYFRIEND ON THE GIRLS TRIP???????

This episode, your girls are giving it to you short and sweet... Just like that boy does you and how we need 2023 to be! 😂😂😂 Talley wants to know why the young gworls have gotten so mean, Mel tells MBJ to “GET BEHIND ME!,” and RIP TO KISSING IN THE CLUB! .

FELIZ NAVIDAD DAMN IT! The Jokes On You girls are bringing in the new year blessed, booked, & with brand new babies. (JK we not pregnant but baby fever has us in a full nelson.) From Tory Lanez making friendship bracelets with Andrew Tate in prison, to Lauren London’s honor being wrapped up in a checkered flag, we break 2022 down. Mel is says “keep your hand gestures to yourself when discussing small boobs,” Talley is fed up with a particular brand of dad jokes, and WHY DO MEN HAVE SO MUCH AUDACITY???

The Jokes On You girls are checking in at the 🏩 Heartbreak Hotel 🏩. If it’s one thing men gone do, they gon' disappoint, but the girls are bouncing back. From trying to figure out how to rebound, to the streets being an absolute ghost town, the dolls break it down. Mel is gonna intercourse K***h P***s one way or another, Talley is a drunk homewrecker in a red dress, AND JODECI THINKS HE’S A COHOST.

The Jokes On You girls are coming to you with LITCHRATURE. That’s right, we can actually read, and this week we’re talking about our favorite books. From steamy book cartels to Michael Ealy and his rabies making another appearance, the girls discuss it all. Talley is 100 years old, Mel discovers she has ADHD, AND WHY DID THEY TAKE SO MUCH OF THE GAY OUT OF COLOR PURPLE???

The Jokes On You girls are giving you ✨chaos✨. We’ve done this episode with absolutely no topic or direction, but we promise you gone laugh your a** off. From faucet m*sturbation to nights at Top Flite, the girls tell it all. Mel was down bad at the Feminist Women’s Health Center, and honestly, Talley was too and WHY DO BRAIDERS’ BABY DADDIES NEVER ACT RIGHT???

The Jokes on You Girls are BACK like Y2K fashion. As always, these b*tches been too busy to function, & the pod just gone have to pod when it pods. This week we talked about the "well trained women"...our femininity friends. From foot rubbing to "serving our kings" we discuss it all. Mel is not raising Denzel Washington's side baby, Talley's not naming her baby Ophelia, and YALL NEED MORE INTERESTING LAST NAMES!

The Jokes On You girls have not completely abandoned y’all and we're sorry. We just had to go to the store for some milk. This week we talked about being medium old and navigating being the “real grownups” 😂. From sliding down the wall in the Delta Terminal to ratchett Waterboys selling hose water, the gworls touch it all. Mel apparently has been an AKA since the year 2000, TALLEY almost went to TSA jail, and Melanie and her sisters should start a band called the Millennial Mitchells. Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

The Jokes On You girls are ready to be back in person. Technology be tryna beat our a** but we gone keep it coming! This week we were SUPPOSED to talk about getting old but instead we talked about everything else 😂. From IG interrupting bags to double chin karma, the jokes write themselves. Mel’s sims universe is concerning to say the least? Talley is obsessed with the neighborhood wildlife and WHY YALL WANT MEG TO BE 106 POUNDS SO BAD???? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

The Jokes On You girls are hanging on by a thread, chile. Between new jobs and new bags, we can’t keep our schedules straight! This week we’re talking bout THE INNANETS. From Janet Jackson being the catalyst for YouTube to black people making the internet relevant, we talk about it all. Someone did a racism to Talley at work, Mel has no interest in the TikTok tutorial industry, and WHY ARE PEOPLE PRETENDING THEY LIKE TORY LANEZ MUSIC?????? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

April Fools! You thought we weren’t gonna have an episode but nah nah nah boo boo, jokes on you. What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP: this week we’re talking bout what everyone else is talking about, duh. From getting slapped by Serena Williams and walking into the sea, to lunches being packed by your significant other, the girls breakdown discourse and what it means to even have an opinion. Mel has (surprisingly) never been hit in the mouth before, Talley almost got her eyebrow karma, AND DOES NOBODY ELSE WANNA BE SEXUALLY SLAPPED BY WILL SMITH????? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

The Jokes On You girls are booked and busy but we’re trying not to abandon you for more than one week at a time! Lights, Camera, Action: WE TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIES THAT MADE US. From going in droves to support Tyler Perry, to wanting to grow up and be Gabrielle Union, the girls spill on the movies that shaped them into who they are today. Mel feels bad for Ms. Celie (who wouldn’t??), Talley’s first movie was Woo (how inappropriate??), and WHY THE F*CK WAS GREEN MILE SO TERRIFYING???? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

The Jokes On You girls are doing the best they can. We got jobs and obligations but we are HERE bringing you content on content! This week we’re getting real, real weird... CAUSE WE TALKIN BOUT CULTS. From cult location preferences to navigating cult life - if you’re on the spectrum, we got you covered. Mel been going to dick reveal parties, Talley has no idea what an influencer house is, and WHERE CAN WE FIND THE CULT WIFI PASSWORD???? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

The Jokes On You girls are BACK. Yes, we broke our streak and we know y’all have abandonment trauma, but we got y’all! This week we’re shaking the table (well, more like the altar) and getting into the BIBLE. From vacation bible school to rating Mary on a scale of 1-10, we dig deep into the good book! Mel was a praise team prodigy, Talley’s going home with Jesus, and WHY WAS ALL THE FINE BOYS AT NEW BIRTH??? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

The Jokes On You girls are here with your FIFTH CONSECUTIVE EPISODE IN 2022 and this week we’re ✨biracial✨… just kidding, we have a total of 7.5 black grandparents combined… this week we’re shaking the race table. From “white mom biracials” to interracial Cheerios, we’re checking all the boxes. Mel is basically dating a Debarge, Talley doesn’t want to be a minority under her own roof, and WHAT IS NICK CANNON FINNA DO WITH THIS ARMY OF BIRACIAL BABIES???? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

The Jokes On You girls are 4/4 with 2022 episodes and this week we’re SERVING FACE… In this episode, we run the gamut of makeup experiences. From eyebrow mistakes to lips with no liner, we discuss it all! Talley was in the mall waxing people’s eyebrows clean tf off, Mel was 13 with a mustache, and apparently, your age can be guessed by how you apply your highlight???? Make sure you live-tweet using the official #jokesonyoupod hashtag. Thank you for your continued support! Like, Share, & Comment!

The girls are back with another episode (on time, might we add) and we’re judging you. Just kidding, we are judging your taste in black sitcoms, though. From Sister, Sister to The Jamie Foxx Show, we discuss our faves & our throwaways. Talley wants to have a word with Miss Eve (or Shelly???), Mel is ready to risk it all for Allen Payne, and the country is divided on who is the hotter Wayans brother. Make sure you live tweet using the official #jokesonyoupod hashtag. Thank you for your continued support! Like, Share, & Comment!

The girls are back and they may or may not meet you at the altar in their white dresses. That’s right, we’re talking MATRIMONY. From dream proposals to “life of a wife Twitter,” we discuss it all. Talley’s parents are body slamming each other, Mel’s dad’s ghost knocked the power out, and everybody in Atlanta is cheating. Make sure you live tweet using the official #jokesonyoupod hashtag. Thank you for your continued support! Like, Share, & Comment!

Here, damn! Your faves are back and we are now a duo! It's been a while, so we're giving life updates and talking about TRANSITIONS. Things change, people change, and so does the subject 46 times. Talley thought she was Rihanna, Mel has powder on her ass, and the world is still on fire! Make sure you live tweet with gang using the #JokesOnYouPod official hashtag. Thank you all for your continued support. Like, share, and comment.

Your favorite podcast is back again--- on their assigned drop date to boot- and this week was just a good time catching up on everything they've missed. Including trying to guess which celebrities freshly convicted Robert Kelly the pervert plans to expose! Talley saw a man cum way too long, Mel saw a robbery at a wedding and, Lauren saw piss all over... Diddy? Make sure you live tweet with gang using the #JokesOnYou official hashtag. Thank you all for your continued support. Like, share, and comment. The girls got it.

One thing about the Jokes On You Podcast women-- they always come back! This week after a month long hiatus (interns where you at?!) the girls are back discussing everything... well, at all. This week the ladies get into where they've been and catch up on what's been going on since the break. Talley is haunting the house, Mel hates all her stepmothers, and Lauren is fed up with Nicki Minaj. Make sure you live tweet the episode with the #JokesOnYouPod because community! Comment, like, and subscribe but more than anything thank you for your continued support.

Your favorite trio is back on their bull and high off of the love from their first SOLD OUT live show. Join the dolls this week as they talk platonic...male...friends? Listeners- hell has frozen over and the Jokes On You Podcast is saying nice things about the fellas. Just kidding- it's still hoes over bros. Talley wants to figure out what the hell is wrong with Nick Cannon, Mel wants Lil Rel to feature in a slave comedy, and Lauren met identical twins with fraternal...what?! You're in for another great episode! Don't forget to join us and live tweet the episode using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Thank you forever and make sure you comment, like, subscribe, and SHARE. The podcast is trying to take over the world!

We're a week away from the live show and the girls are STILL back again with a brand new episode! Look at the podcast spoiling the fans! This week the girls dig up their old work and are talking everything 'exes.' Talley might have to fight a Sigma, Mel missed her chance and Lauren baby daddy outside having sex. Make sure to live tweet using the #jokesonyoupod and tell your friends, cousins, enemies whomever who has the best new podcast smoking! Fun Fact: Mel never wanted to capitalize sigma. Just so there's clarity.

This week your freaky favorites are back for the kink episode! Join the ladies this week as they get into squirting, scat, and everything secretions. Talley said harder, Mel loves a good DP, and Lauren is on paw patrol. Join the podcast LIVE in person August 5th in Atlanta, GA! Tickets are available in the podcast bio on all social media platforms. Be sure to like, share, and live tweet with the podcast using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Thank you all for your continued support and loyalty. Yall fye.

After a long hiatus the girls are back this week with a brand new episode! Life has been dragging your favorite girls so this week they are clapping back. This ladies are getting into all of the scandal that's been going on. Talley is not your mam, Mel missed her reservation, and Lauren still has no car. Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

This week your girls are talking comedy probably getting canceled along the way. Talley is defending Nippy, Mel has PTSD and Lauren is...24? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

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Your faves are back and talking about a whole bunch of nothing - but mostly coochie. Talley has the sugar puss, Mel thinks she’s better than everybody, and Lauren was in a moan contest? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

This week, the girls are choosing violence by discussing their favorite fight moments and public school problems. Talley received a motherly beatdown, Mel got her licks in, and Lauren faced off with Hitler? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

The divas are back and this week they're getting into some real sh*t-- period. No, literally... this week the girls are getting into everything menstrual cycle. Talley tried to die in the shower, Mel is waiting in the bathroom until the mean girls leave, and Lauren is wearing way too many pads. Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

Back again with another episode, the big 3 is getting into beauty standards. They’re talking top model war crimes and video hoes. Also, ain’t nothing wrong with a lil bush. Talley has a little cat, Mel is at Denny's, and Lauren's got beef with Lena Waithe? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

The podcast is walking in the spirit of Karrine Steffans this week as the girlies talk about their celebrity encounters. Talley loves a war criminal, Melanie has Heelys and Lauren got kicked out the club..? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

Grand risings beloveds! This week the girls are taking on everything hotep. Playas pull your bedazzled anks out the podcast has questions! Talley's brunch was ruined, Mel got ghosted, and Lauren is trying to get the house. Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

Your faves are back and this week we’re talking balls! Big balls, small balls, football, and volleyball the trio is getting into their athletic background. Talley’s concerned about anal fellating, Mel missed her recital, and Lauren has beef with Sister Souljah? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe! Love y’all.

Did you miss us?! Your faves return from a three week hiatus (mind your business) and get straight into the mess. This week the girls discuss sharing body counts with their grandmas, who they want to play them in their biopics and what sequels they want to make. Talley has the auntie elbow dip, Lauren’s car is on the fritz and Mel... slept with James Brown? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe! Love y’all.

The girls are back and it's a celebration! Uhm, no not Valentine's Day those usually suck-- The Jokes On You podcast is ONE year old y’all! Grab your vices and buckle up as the trinity take on serious topics like what their lives would be like without comedy and eating Biggie's ass. Talley's still pissed about homecoming, Mel cried when she got off the bus, and Lauren wants to fight Bruno Mars. Thank you all for a year of support through the podcast's highs, lows, and missing episodes. As always live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYou hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe.

The dynamic trio is back and still on their bullshit. This week the girls talk code switching in the workplace and in the world. Talley almost caught a body, Mel dated somebody in a jerk crew, and Lauren still don't have no webcam. Of course this episode is all over the place, but it wouldn't be a Jokes On You podcast without your funny favs touching on everything... except Trey Songz. Live tweet with us using the #JokesOnYou hashtag. As always please like, comment, share, and subscribe but more than anything thank you for listening! Email us: [email protected]

The big 3 are back and this week they're talking about the aging process and everything in between. Join the girls this week as they draft picks for Gangbang 2021 and discuss the healing properties of baking soda. Talley's shares a shitty situation. Mel's vagina spirit needs a talking to. Lauren wants to know why she isn't being treated like a celebrity. Share, comment, and subscribe. Let your friends know you love the Jokes On You by live tweeting with the #JokesOnYou hashtag. This episode is some crazy shit and as always thank yall for riding. Email: [email protected]

The Jokes On You girls are BACK and starting off 2021 with a bang. This week the topic is everything mental health. That's right- your favorite funny three went to see the lady. Talley isn't here for white shenanigans, Mel saw a doctor, and Lauren may have eaten manbearpig. Per usual, live tweet with us at #JokesOnYouPod. Share, comment, and subscribe! Let your friends know Jokes On You is your favorite. Email: [email protected]

2020 is finally over and of course ya girls at the Jokes On You Pod are here to do a wrap party! You all sent in some of your favorite podcast moments so join us as we take a stroll down memory lane, crack open some a letter, and reveal a HUGE surprise for you the listeners. Talley's heavy handed, Mel is off to Mexico, and Lauren will most likely end up in someone's pool pit- God willing. See yall in 2021! Make sure you subscribe, comment, share, and rate the podcast. As always join us and live tweet with the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag! Email: [email protected]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Santa's favorite podcast is back this week with a the naughty episode all about our sex-capades. Hoe for the holidays! Talley is talkin' backseat action, Mel is letting us in on a secret, and Lauren took a bird bath with antibacterial soap. If that isn't enough we also got letters! Make sure you live tweet with us using #JokesOnYouPod. We love yall forreal. Comment, like, share, subscribe! Email: [email protected]

Thanksgiving is over and the girls are back and bloated as ever. This week they're taking on Kancel Kulture. Talley's bras are very complex, Mel had a burn book, and Lauren loves all the baby mamas. Make sure you live tweet using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. This podcast couldn't continue without yall so thank you and please continue to like, comment, subscribe, and share. Email: [email protected]

The big three is back! This week the Jokes On You Pod is talking cuffing season and looking stupid in the name of love. Talley knows what went wrong with her magic, Mel saw a man about a horse, and if you see Lauren on 20 mind your business. Comment, share, and subscribe! The Jokes On You Podcast loves all yall forreal. Make sure to live tweet with us using the #JokesOnYouPod. Email us at [email protected]

This week your comedy trinity is back and still just as stressed as last episode. The girls talk politics, Arby's and jealousy as they deep dive into the various reasons they've been hated on and their biggest hater moments. Don't act like you don't have some. Talley wants to know why there was no tv in her bedroom, Mel has a Christmas mystery, and Lauren has beef with... Harambe? Make sure to listen, share, and comment. The podcast grows with your support and we appreciate you all... like a lot. Make sure to live tweet with us using the #JokesOnYouPod! Email us at [email protected]

Back from another hiatus your favorite podcast is sharing some of their best and worst trip stories. The girls are talking baecations, trips with friends and finally answering more of your letters. Talley's got spirit, Mel's got a plan for the pandemic, and Lauren has got... some explaining to do. Make sure you live tweet with us at #JokesOnYouPod. Rate, subscribe, and share! Follow us on IG @JokesOnYouPod Email us at [email protected]

After a mini break your favorite podcast is back with a hot topic episode. Join the girls as they discuss their futures in scat play, which of their exes they would haunt, and what the hell is going on with Netflix. Mel got kicked out, Talley wants to fight Joe Budden, and Lauren needs $100. Make sure you live tweet with #JokesOnYouPod! Rate, subscribe, and share with all of your friends. Follow us on IG @JokesOnYouPod Email us at [email protected]

Ya girls are back this week and they've got a letter! That's right Jokes On You Podcast got the fans involved. Join them this week as they get into everything black hair. Mel's talking her natural journey, Talley had a mullet, and Lauren learned about leave out in the hardest way. Make sure you live tweet with us at #JokesOnYouPod! Rate, subscribe and share with all your friends. Follow us on IG @JokesonYouPod Email us at [email protected]

Your new favorite podcast is back again! This week the girls get into WAP, Rick Ross's sex appeal, and what consent looks like in a relationship. We're also getting transparency this week as they share some of their own creepy moments because nobody's perfect. As always live tweet with the #JokesOnYouPod! Rate, subscribe, and share! IG: @JokesOnYouPod Email us at [email protected]

The trinity is back again this week talking everything witchcraft! This week the ladies get into zodiac biases, hexed spaghetti, and the proper response to your spouse being possessed. Lauren's got a box of rocks, Talley makes a surprise confession, and Mel is on the...pole? You can't miss this. Make sure to live tweet with us at #JokesOnYouPod! Rate, subscribe, and share your new favorite podcast with all your friends! Follow us on IG at @JokesOnYouPod Email us at [email protected]

Your favorite trio is back with a new pop culture segment and one really drunk host. This week the girls are getting into everything from their individual types to if opposites really do attract. Don't forget to live tweet with us at #JokesOnYouPod! Send your emails, questions, and ad dollas to [email protected]

This week your favorite podcast is back discussing dating iCarly style. Dating apps are here to stay and Talley, Mel, and Lauren share some of their worst online dating stories. Everything from Hinge to SeekingArrangement is fair game on this week's episode! Wait... what is he going to do with that remote?! Don't forget to live tweet with the hashtag #JokesOnYouPod so we can all join in on the fun! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @JokesOnYouPod Send your emails, ad requests, and more to [email protected]

This week your favorite podcast is looking back at all things virginity. From purity rings to sex with... cucumbers? There's nothing like the first time. Don't forget to live tweet with us at #JokesOnYouPod! We'd love to hear your feedback. Rate, subscribe, and share! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter at @JokesOnYouPod Email us at [email protected]

Still on lockdown the girls decided to throw a slumber party. This week they're playing games and sharing sleepover highs and lows. Wait, why does it smell like pee in here? Remember to live tweet with us at #JokesOnYouPod! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @JokesOnYouPod Email us [email protected].

We're back! They tried to kill your favorite pod, but we ain't going. In this episode we're talking male disappointment, Lil Wayne's dating history, fight videos, and so much more. Don't forget to live tweet with the hashtag #JokesOnYouPod! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @JokesOnYouPod Email us [email protected].

This week the girls are back mid-pandemic to talk break ups, cheating, and staying alive during these trying times over sketchy wifi. Wash your hands, stay inside, and don't forget to tweet with the hashtag #JokesOnYouPod. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter at @JokesOnYouPod. Email us at [email protected]

The girls give out some advice that was actually solicited and discuss their feelings on stand-up comedy today. Don't forget to live tweet with the hashtag #JokesOnYouPod! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter at @JokesOnYouPod. Email us your mess at [email protected]

The girls are breaking down bigotry and addressing past trashness that they had to unlearn. Basically... people be gay and mind your business. There also may or may not be a discussion on man butt. Don't forget to live tweet with the hashtag #JokesOnYouPod! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter at @JokesOnYouPod. Email us your mess at [email protected]

We on CP time, but f*ck it we ball! In this episode we're talking about sad girl sh*t, girl friends, foundational garments and REVENGE. Don't forget to live tweet with the hashtag #JokesOnYouPod! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter at @JokesOnYouPod Email us at [email protected]

This week the girls are back to discuss the woes of dating in Atlanta, smashing the homie, and their penile preferences. Don't forgot to live tweet with the hashtag #JokesOnYouPod! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter at @JokesOnYouPod Email us at [email protected]

In the pilot episode (yes, pilot), Talley, Mel and Lauren discuss their upbringings and how it’s contributed to their comedic personalities today. Don’t forget to live tweet with the hashtag #jokesonyoupod! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @jokesonyoupod. Email us at [email protected].