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Have Kids, They Said

English, Parenting, 1 seasons, 177 episodes, 5 days 10 hours 29 minutes
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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
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Appleberry Bottom

Nicole and Rich are back with an update about the podcast and get straight back into it! They discuss who has the best-looking feet, how to deal with 4-year-old tantrums and if YouTube’s Ms Appleberry is the best teacher around. Rich asks Nicole when - if EVER - is the right circumstance to cover our friend's babysitter bill? Also find out why snail jizz gets a special shout out. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm
29/02/202445 minutes 31 seconds
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Matt Ryan's Rage

Matt Ryan co-hosts this special episode with Nicole and the pair discuss psycho basketball dads, Matt's recent injury and traveling with kids. They also discuss freezing on camera, bad dogs and broken elevators.
08/02/202447 minutes 39 seconds
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Throw That Butter

Parenting experts Rich and Nicole explain why you should throw butter at your kids. They also answer the big questions like: should kids be punished for using violence as self defense? Should teachers punish students for eating "unhealthy snacks? Should you follow your friend's OnlyFans account? All this and more on Have Kids, They Said.
06/02/202439 minutes 34 seconds
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Parental Partying

With the Super Bowl coming up, Rich and Nicole go over partying around kids and where to draw the line. Rich’s volunteer position turns into “volun-telling” him what to do and Nicole has another story where parents get too intense watching kids sports. The pair also go over the school book fair, parents who take too much time with pictures, and dropping the ball… literally.
01/02/202436 minutes 51 seconds
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Bloody Balls

Supporting your kids can be tough, especially when it comes to shaving their bits. Rich and Nicole go over how to handle awkward questions, traveling without kids and if sex during pregnancy is weird. Your favorite parenting “experts” also discuss Matt’s latest knee injury, dressing slutty over 40 and how 40% of Americans don’t have a bestie.
30/01/202436 minutes 17 seconds
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Little B*tch Rich

Rich goes to Disneyland with his family and loses his temper at one of the employees. Meanwhile, Nicole has all sorts of questions about something called “Man Camp”. Also, is it worse for men when they get sick or do women simply have a higher tolerance for discomfort? This and more on this episode of Have Kids, They Said.
25/01/202438 minutes 2 seconds
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Hornables

How do you handle rude dance moms, family fights over TV’s and friends taking their sick kids out in public? Nicole and Rich give their hot takes on these topics and more, like what body parts they’re willing to expose for a joke and the unexpected side effects of edibles.
23/01/202436 minutes 53 seconds
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Bad Daddy

Sports can bring out the worst in parents as Nicole and Matt discover at their kid’s basketball game. Also in this episode: a sleepover gone horribly wrong, the magic of Hulk Hogan, the struggle of constant fatigue and the pain of slow walkers.
18/01/202439 minutes 44 seconds
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Wanna be Sore?

Where do babies come from? Rich and Nicole go over how to answer when your kid wants to know more about the birds and the bees. They also discuss a terrifying ordeal with the kids at the doctor's office, the Stanley Cup craze, defiant youngsters and how to prepare your kid to travel with another family. 
16/01/202442 minutes 5 seconds
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Held Against My Will

How would you rate yourself out of 10? Rich has a theory on how people rate themselves and Nicole has a mishap involving a toilet. Also in this episode: Jennifer Coolidge impressions, the mean (and factual) things kids say and the story of how Sara got abducted in a shopping mall.
11/01/202440 minutes 18 seconds
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Perfume On Your What??

Perfume might smell nice but it sure doesn’t taste good- Rich and Nicole go over their run ins with perfuming your bits and bobs. They also discuss 9 year olds in Sephora, whether meds should be given to other people’s kids, airplane doors being blown out mid-flight and learning to love babies.
09/01/202440 minutes 27 seconds
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Make An OnlyFans, They Said…

Rich and Nicole go over the holidays, presents and why batteries should always be included. The duo also go over their New Years Resolutions, Nicole realizes she has to watch what she says when her kid asks her what OnlyFans is and Rich does some doomsday prep at his house. All this and much more on Have Kids, They Said....
04/01/202455 minutes 4 seconds
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O Holy Nut

It’s that time of year again- Nicole and Rich go over everything to do with the holidays. From Christmas movies and Hanukkah gifts to vomit on stage at the choir concert, it’s a truly magical season. Also in this episode: Playdates needing  a hard out, old friends coming out and pharmacy madness.
21/12/202331 minutes 49 seconds
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Lie Until You Die

What do you do when kids lie? Rich and Nicole have very different parenting strategies when you catch your kid in a fib. The duo also go over lies you tell your partner, the upcoming roast of Tom Brady, and roasting yourself to be a better parent.
19/12/202330 minutes 28 seconds
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Ugh, Seriously?

Nicole discovers holiday season is the perfect time to teach her kids about gratitude… or at least try. Rich shares his tips for attending holiday parties and the duo discuss the top 5 mistakes parents are making with the holiday season. Also in this episode: Rich’s anniversary update, surviving the apocalypse with kids, and getting your kids to eat vegetables.
14/12/202341 minutes 56 seconds
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Divorce.com

Is there such a thing as trashy parenting? Rich and Nicole react to the viral trend outlining some parenting red flags. They also discuss getting recognized in public with their families, the best place and time to wrap gifts, insane baseball contracts, and how a man and some pumpkin bars have ripped the internet apart.
12/12/202337 minutes 32 seconds
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Christmas Party Problems

Rich runs into some serious trouble with Sara as they plan their annual gingerbread Christmas party and Nicole has to keep her kids calm when they see roadkill. Also in this episode: are theraguns the hottest new sex toy? Can Elf on the Shelf be used to keep kids in line? All this and more on Have Kids, They Said.
07/12/202341 minutes 59 seconds
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Golden Semen

How early is too early for “the talk” and how much detail do kids need? Rich and Nicole go over some big topics like having more kids, dealing with meltdown triggers and shopping at Costco.
05/12/202338 minutes 40 seconds
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Nicole Lost Her Kid

Panic ensues when Nicole loses her kid on vacation and a trip to the mini-golf course ends in tears for Rich’s kids. Also in this episode: explaining what “drunk” means to your kids and that lying for a good cause is okay.
30/11/202340 minutes 55 seconds
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Rick Mavis

Thanksgiving is over and Rich noticed his friends are getting older and going grey - Is it weird for men to touch up their appearance like women often do? The duo also discuss timid kids and their timid parents and the awkward conversation of paying for play dates.
28/11/202336 minutes 23 seconds
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Bedroom Gobble

Thanksgiving is upon us and Rich and Nicole are feeling more thankful than ever as they reflect on their kids; how they don’t listen and bite butts. Also in this episode, the pair discuss Nicole’s prank on Rich’s brother, the rush from Halloween to Christmas, and how kids understand sarcasm.
16/11/202339 minutes 18 seconds
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What, No “Thank You”??

Nicole and Rich disagree about thank you letters and go over how to raise high achievers according to experts. The two also discuss going barefoot on the plane, Taylor Swift’s latest concert drama and the differences between what parents and childless adults post on Instagram.
14/11/202344 minutes 51 seconds
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Oh That's Poop

Potty training is tough! Rich and Nicole discuss the do's and don'ts along with how to raise kids to deal with bullies. Your favorite parenting podcasters also discuss Rich's experience on set of a porn, toxic masculinity, mononucleosis (mono) and the risks of searching your symptoms on WebMD.
09/11/202344 minutes 1 second
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Father...

Nicole and Rich discuss a dad who wants to be called “Father” by his kids and whether good grades should be rewarded. Also, the duo go over allowing your kids to cry, freedom vs. wealth, National Nacho Day and Alexa’s ability to make fart sounds.
07/11/202335 minutes 48 seconds
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Halloween, Am I Right?

Halloween may be over but Rich and Nicole go over the Switch Witch, Trick-or-treating and discuss the potential dangers of Halloween candy. Also in this episode, Nicole tells everyone someone died… but got the wrong person and Rich goes over a restaurant in Georgia charging extra to bad parents.
02/11/202346 minutes 46 seconds
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I Get What I Want

A gender reveal goes horribly wrong and Rich and Nicole discuss whether or not new parents should care about gender. The duo also go over bad nannies, following through on threats and promises, open relationships and so much more including Britney Spears, Bud Lite, and barging in on your partner while they're in the shower.
31/10/202337 minutes 41 seconds
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Vote Tampering

Nicole accidentally attempts burglary and a scandal at Rich's local Fall Festival leads to suspicions of vote tampering. Also in this episode: what to do when your kids try to help but end up creating more work and the unexpected outcome of growing a moustache.
26/10/202340 minutes 1 second
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Cookie Duster

Rich and Nicole answer one of the most difficult questions in parenting - do you have a favorite kid? The pair also discuss Rich's new moustache, screen addictions, David and Victoria Beckham, and a would-you-rather between Lenny Kravitz and Sam Hartman.
24/10/202335 minutes 19 seconds
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Domino Daddy

Rich gets in trouble at his son's art class when he gives all of his attention to another kid and Nicole has a humiliating run-in with her former nanny. The pair also discuss Halloween, Nicole's movie theater mishap and being left out of other kid's birthday parties.
19/10/202338 minutes 41 seconds
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Ice Pack Parents

Is being too soft with kids a problem and do "Ice Pack Parents" make it worse? Rich and Nicole discuss along with how to deal with whininess, kids getting bullied by their friends, and when to be upset at your partner over porn. They also breakdown all the latest weird and wacky headlines including Jada Pinkett and Will Smith, fighting kangaroos and Taylor Swift's new movie.
17/10/202341 minutes 33 seconds
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Damn Straight, B*tch!

With kids, or without kids, that is the question- especially when making plans. In this episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the awkwardness of planning adults-only events, whether or not you should let your kids win at games, and what happens when a lice outbreak happens at your kid's school. Also in this episode: Rich has to coach a violent child at little league and Nicole has to deal with awkward noises during a wedding toast. 
12/10/202340 minutes 19 seconds
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What Do You Miss The Most?

Nicole and Rich answer some big questions like how soon is too soon to hit up a recent divorcee? And is shouting the same as child abuse? They also go over the things they miss the most about a childless life and all the latest headlines. From Halloween movies and DJ Will Ferrell to the media and celebrity relationships, nothing is off the table on this Tuesday episode of Have Kids, They Said.
10/10/202339 minutes 17 seconds
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Tight Tittie Tee

Kids can make things so awkward for parents so Nicole and Rich break down the ways their kids make them cringe. From wanting a playdate with a random kid to making rude comments a little too loudly, it can all feel uncomfortable. The two also discuss sharing your partner's clothing, Nicole's embarrassing gynecology appointment, dolphins and random facts. 
05/10/202334 minutes 18 seconds
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Have Kids, They Said (Taylor's Version)

Have you ever regretted having your kid? In the first Tuesday episode of the podcast, Nicole and Rich answer some tough questions. The duo explore why parents might have second thoughts about parenthood and whether birthday gifts are owed. Also in this episode, what threesomes can reveal about your sexuality, why someone owns a lock of George Washington's hair and so much more.
03/10/202340 minutes 53 seconds
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Chicken Cutlets

Obviously, Nicole thinks she’s cool but do her kids agree? Rich unlocks a new secret dish guaranteed to make your kids ask for seconds. The duo discuss rude kids at T-ball, getting ready for Halloween, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce and farting dogs on turbulent planes. Plus, some exciting new updates on the show!
28/09/202349 minutes 28 seconds
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I Know He’s A D*ck But...

When your partner is wrong, should you tell your kids or should you be a united force at all times? Rich and Nicole discuss this along with raising kids who can't handle arguments and damage control when kids pee on things they shouldn't. Also in this episode, the weirdest relationship ever: Ethan Slater and Ariana Grande, people who should want to see you (but don't), and finishing conversations too early.
21/09/202347 minutes 45 seconds
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Rich's Biggest Challenge

Rich faces one of the biggest challenges of his life while Nicole explores ways to deal with her kids bickering. They also discuss the best new way to send out birthday party invites as well as the latest headlines from the divorce of Sophie Turner and Nick Jonas to the NFL. Don't forget: new merch is out now! Head to Instagram and search @MashupNicole or @RichDavis and click the link in bio.
14/09/202346 minutes 4 seconds
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Rich is Thirsty

Merch is out now! Head to Instagram and search @MashupNicole or @RichDavis and click the link in bio. Rich starves himself for a juice cleanse and Nicole has the family dinner date from hell. The two go over the problems with soft-parenting, the passing of Jimmy Buffet and attending concerts with kids. 
07/09/202352 minutes 28 seconds
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Don't Be A Statistic!!

Nicole argues with an angry woman over her kids’ safety while Rich agrees to coach a local little league team… and immediately regrets it. The pair discuss avoiding neighbors, Bad Bunny’s dirty pics, wedding rings and growing older.
31/08/202354 minutes 45 seconds
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Creaky Bed

Nicole explains how difficult it is to get dirty while on family vacation and Rich goes over swimming lessons with his kids and wondering what it will be like when they grow up and move out. The two go over the Tuohy family, gender reveals, and more.
17/08/202349 minutes 7 seconds
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Was She Scammed??

Rich and Nicole try to figure out if Rich’s wife, Sarah, was scammed. The duo also discuss what to do when your kids break something in someone else’s home and breakdown some of the weirdest headlines around the world including legally changing your name for free Subway sandwiches, Alabama boat brawls, and the conclusion of Taylor Swift’s epic tour.
10/08/202346 minutes
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Team Player

Should you be putting your kids on social media? Nicole and Rich discuss the potential impact of putting your kids online. Also in this episode: Rich tells his wife to steal sushi, Nicole's kids give her curfews, and all of the weirdest headlines on Rich's feed.
03/08/202343 minutes 30 seconds
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The Horny Traveler

Nicole and Rich discuss what to do when your kids are mean, getting evicted and traveling long distances.
27/07/202354 minutes 8 seconds
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Dolphins Do What?!?

Rich and Nicole are together in New York! Nicole bar hops ...sort of... and Rich explains the fascinating science of dolphins.
20/07/202341 minutes 11 seconds
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83 Months Old

How old is too old to explain your kid's age in months? Rich and Nicole discuss this as well as pools with too many rules, bathroom scares and how to break generational curses.
13/07/202356 minutes 55 seconds
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15 Minutes of Fame Dad

It's tough when kids have a favorite parent. Rich, Nicole, Sarah, Matt and Nicole's Mom all hop on to discuss favoritism in kids, the ethics of bribery, and the logistics of kids on vacation.
06/07/202352 minutes 14 seconds
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Jock Itch?

Rich and Nicole go over Father's Day and teaching your kids the value of a dollar.
22/06/202348 minutes 40 seconds
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Naked Poops

Rich and Nicole discuss strange ways kids use the bathroom and how the onset of puberty can impact your kid's behavior.
15/06/202351 minutes 47 seconds
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Hot and Juicy

Rich and Nicole go over getting sick, getting lost and getting caught (with friends). 
08/06/202350 minutes 20 seconds
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Flirtopia

Flirting with your spouse can be tough, especially with kids. Rich and Nicole break down the do's and don'ts of flirting.
01/06/202349 minutes 42 seconds
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Where The F Is My Chicken Salad?!

Nicole helps Rich dissect an argument he had with his wife over kids, groceries and chicken salad.
25/05/202350 minutes 37 seconds
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Lustful Flirting

Rich and Nicole go over the "7 day challenge", massages with happy endings and signs your kids might be turning evil.
18/05/202347 minutes 28 seconds
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Vagina Therapy

Nicole and Rich discuss serving alcohol to parents at kids parties, trying (and failing) to make friends with other parents, fighting with spouses, and the return of 'apparently kid'.
11/05/202348 minutes 15 seconds
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Nature's Lube

Should couples prioritize their marriage over their children? Rich and Nicole discuss odd kids, hosting school events and answer tough questions.
04/05/202353 minutes 12 seconds
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Who Let The Dogs Out?

Rich and Nicole go over Coachella, first kisses, living with pets, and what happens when your kids start yelling obscenities in the classroom.
20/04/202342 minutes 42 seconds
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Do the 'Due

Nicole and Rich go over Easter with the kids and how they feel about people without children complaining.
13/04/202352 minutes 58 seconds
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Semen Demon

Whether it's root canals or 7 days of sex, Rich and Nicole face new challenges.
06/04/202345 minutes 36 seconds
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Crotch Slam

This week, Nicole experienced some awkward moments with a swim instructor while Rich discovered what to do when your kid eats their toys.
30/03/202344 minutes 13 seconds
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Nip Slips

Rich goes over his trip to Mexico while Nicole dissects what to do when your kids lose things. 
23/03/202350 minutes 46 seconds
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Matt's Response

Nicole asks Matt if he'd like to "Soak" while Rich explores new ways to get your kids to listen.
16/03/202344 minutes 4 seconds
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Soaking

Sarah joins Rich and Nicole to go over how to keep things wild... and mild in the bedroom.
09/03/202349 minutes 48 seconds
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The Finger

Nicole and Rich break down creative ways they've kept their love lives interesting and discuss the importance of getting along with influential parents.
02/03/202350 minutes 59 seconds
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Nicole is Back!

Nicole is back and gives Rich the full rundown of her time recovering from the accident. Rich gets his summer bod ready.
23/02/202334 minutes 42 seconds
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Update on Nicole

An important update on Nicole as she recovers from her accident.
16/02/202343 minutes 42 seconds
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Flirting for Fish

Matt joins Rich and Nicole to discuss how to get better prices at the grocery store, how to ask kids to do chores and the wonderful world of Hibachi.
26/01/202345 minutes 19 seconds
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Getting The Poison Out

This episode, Nicole and Rich tackle the most important issues facing parents today: Bluey concerts and Spam meat. They also discuss being ignored, taking care of your spouse and sleepless nights.
19/01/202349 minutes 54 seconds
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Knees & Apologies

Nicole and Rich are joined by Tik Tok dad, Chip Leighton to go over all the reasons to apologize to your family.
12/01/202354 minutes 21 seconds
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Say It or Think It?

It's a new year and a new episode of Have Kids They Said. Rich and Nicole go over gift giving mishaps and the family drama that comes with the holiday season.
05/01/202354 minutes 48 seconds
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Cooters

Nicole and Rich go over how to have a happy holidays with kids plus some things to avoid.
22/12/202243 minutes 28 seconds
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Swallowing Specialist

Rich and Nicole get ready for the holidays by tackling picky eaters and "bratty" behavior.
15/12/202252 minutes 10 seconds
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Tinsel Titties

Rich and Nicole go over red-eye flights, awkward injuries, and holiday parties.
08/12/202245 minutes 35 seconds
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Dick Strangulation

Rich and Nicole go over Thanksgiving and the unique problems with raising boys.
01/12/202247 minutes 46 seconds
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Turkey Jerky

Rich and Nicole struggle to give thanks when Nicole is walked in on (again) and Rich begins to feel insecure with his looks.
24/11/202240 minutes 26 seconds
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Dick Etiquette

Rich and Nicole go over the do's and don'ts of getting it on with your partner.
17/11/202247 minutes 1 second
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Dumb Dads & Sex Shows

Nicole and Rich are joined by comedians Kevin Laferriere and Evan Kyle Berger of the 'Dumb Dads' podcast who help them dissect nighttime routines and being sick while parenting. 
10/11/202251 minutes 18 seconds
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Halloween & Lisa Marie Riley

Rich and Nicole go over the spooky season and the reality of parenting with comedian and social media star, Lisa Marie Riley.
03/11/202247 minutes 17 seconds
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Episode 100 with Joe Gatto!

Rich and Nicole keep it 100 with comedian and parenting expert, Joe Gatto of ‘Impractical Jokers’ in the 100th episode of Have Kids, They Said!
27/10/202246 minutes 58 seconds
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Foreplay

Talkback and sock bats. This episode, Nicole and Rich cover it all- from their kids' amazing one-liners to how schools are making things too easy for students.
20/10/202248 minutes 13 seconds
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Peed Where?!?

Rich and Nicole discuss sleeping patterns and awkward places to go to the bathroom.
06/10/202243 minutes 38 seconds
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Rich's Meat

Something goes wrong with Rich's meat while Nicole's kids learn about lying versus joking.
29/09/202245 minutes 45 seconds
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Lactation Porn

Rich and Nicole explore the internet and discuss having "the talk" with their kids.
22/09/202244 minutes 16 seconds
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She's Dead?!?

Nicole and Rich go over The Queen, Airports and Meltdowns. 
15/09/202253 minutes 55 seconds
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Not Just A Hole

Rich and Nicole go over spoiling your kids, monsters and how to show respect in the bedroom.
08/09/202248 minutes 18 seconds
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How Much Did She Cost!?

Rich and Nicole discuss how much is too much for a babysitter, annoying things our partners say and wether or not friends without kids should accommodate parents.
01/09/202248 minutes 32 seconds
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Talk, Tell, Tackle!

It's back to school season! Rich and Nicole explore ways kids can deal with bullies and go over some not-so-awesome things that happened during summer vacation.
25/08/202249 minutes 8 seconds
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Who Gives A Sh*t?

Nicole and Rich go over the crazy fears kids have and forming alliances with other parents.
11/08/202244 minutes 9 seconds
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Babysitter Porn

Rich and Nicole go over some of the highlights of their time together in New York.
04/08/202240 minutes 42 seconds
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Walked In On...

Nicole and Rich discuss what happens when your kids walk in on you "wrestling" with your partner. 
28/07/202253 minutes 25 seconds
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Girth Has Worth

Nicole sees if her kid will go fight with her while Rich explores new ways to support your kids' confidence.
21/07/202255 minutes 44 seconds
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The Gardenfather

Nicole feels like nothing is ever good enough for her kids while Rich tries to fit in with "cool dads" at his kid's school.
14/07/202255 minutes 25 seconds
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Say Titties!

Nicole and Rich go over the chaos of celebrating July 4th with kids... and the dog.
07/07/202256 minutes 51 seconds
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Do You Know Who I Am?

Nicole ponders using her name to get better service while Rich discusses how to cope with sickness while watching the kids.
30/06/202241 minutes 31 seconds
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Short Fuse

Rich and Nicole discuss the different ways their partners are snapping.
23/06/202246 minutes 51 seconds
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Faking It

Nicole asks Rich for advice over a fight she had with her husband right before their anniversary.
09/06/202249 minutes 26 seconds
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Eff You, Mary Lou

Nicole gets emotional in a discussion involving Mary Lou Retton and planning ahead while Rich is getting ready for Pride Month.
02/06/202249 minutes 24 seconds
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Free Range Parenting

Nicole and Rich discuss how parenting has changed since they were kids.
26/05/202255 minutes 1 second
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Honk If You're Horny

Rich has an embarrassing episode in Target while Nicole's daughter nearly costs her $10,000 at an auction.
19/05/202250 minutes 5 seconds
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Would You Rather...

Nicole shares a story about her kids playing 'Would You Rather' and Rich turns it into an adult game.
12/05/202249 minutes 51 seconds
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Think Before You Boo

Nicole and Rich discuss what can go wrong when you jump to conclusions.
05/05/202253 minutes 40 seconds
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Bridgerton in Bed

Nicole explains how steamy books and TV have impacted her while Rich goes over his latest hobbies.
28/04/202244 minutes 21 seconds
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Wet at Walmart

Nicole takes issue with Uber and Rich shares a discovery he made at Walmart.
21/04/202251 minutes 59 seconds
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Peep Show

Nicole and Rich discuss how to take advantage of the Easter Bunny and how to avoid spoiling your kids.
14/04/202246 minutes 51 seconds
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C*ck of the Roost

Sometimes you have to show your kids who's boss. Rich and Nicole discuss how as well as small lies they tell their kids to get them to behave.
07/04/202246 minutes 17 seconds
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Saraaa!

Do parents need dress codes for dropping their kids off at school? What's the best way to trim your kids' nails? Rich and Nicole have the answers.
31/03/202250 minutes 56 seconds
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Yo Yo, Dude Bro

Kids take after their parents in some amazing... and not-so-amazing ways. Nicole wants her kid to stop saying "dude" and "bro" while Rich has advice for passive parents.
24/03/202249 minutes 2 seconds
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Insta-Family

This week, Nicole and Rich discuss it all: weird instagram posts, words of wisdom from celebrity friends, and celebrating your child's minor achievements. 
17/03/202245 minutes 21 seconds
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Just Say "Okay, Mommy"

Kids can be rude. Luckily, Nicole and Rich are here to discuss some ways to correct rude behavior.
10/03/202252 minutes 30 seconds
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Moist and Dewy

Nicole's vacation didn't go quite as planned and Rich takes us through his kids first haircuts.
03/03/202246 minutes 57 seconds
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Dad Bod to Rad Bod

Staying in shape is tough but Rich is feeling motivated. Luckily, Nicole has some workout tips from Insta-moms.
17/02/202244 minutes 41 seconds
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The Marianne

When it comes to kids, grandparents can be helpful... but sometimes, they get in the way.
10/02/202245 minutes 42 seconds
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F---ing for a Good Cause

Nicole and Rich reminisce about dating and life before kids.
03/02/202253 minutes 6 seconds
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Sorry You Feel That Way

Rich and Nicole have different takes on how to apologize... and how not to apologize.
27/01/202246 minutes 24 seconds
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Poppin' Croissants

Wether it's singing songs or passing gas, kids can be loud. Parents can be too- and sometimes, we wish the kids weren't listening...
20/01/202246 minutes
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Be Fancy

This week, we're covering some deescalation techniques: muttering under your breathe and "being fancy".
13/01/202245 minutes 3 seconds
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To Haircut or Not to Haircut?

Can one haircut determine your kid's personal style forever?
06/01/202241 minutes 31 seconds
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Santa's Secrets

Nicole and Rich celebrate their last episode of 2022, tell some of Santa’s secrets and have some ideas for how Santa can enter homes without chimneys (the toilet??). 
23/12/202147 minutes 26 seconds
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Keeping the Peace

It’s the holiday season but these nights are not silent.  
09/12/202148 minutes 29 seconds
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The Breaking Point

To elf or not to elf (on the shelf)? That is the question we’re asking this week.
02/12/202152 minutes 19 seconds
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Guilt Burgers

Rich takes on a tough question from a listener and Nicole has had enough with her son’s game show hosting. 
18/11/202148 minutes 16 seconds
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Face Crabs

Nicole’s son carries on the long tradition of men playing pee games and Rich is licking oatmeal off his kids faces. 
11/11/202152 minutes 53 seconds
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The Ultimate of Cock-Blocks

Rich wonders why we don't have crypto currency class and Nicole’s daughter Parker says: “Mommy you're delusional”. 
04/11/202143 minutes 37 seconds
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Guggies

Nicole’s son sparks an illicit dance party and Rich loses his senses. 
28/10/202137 minutes 47 seconds
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This Blows

Rich goes home with a stupid ugly pumpkin and Nicole picks a fight at the park.
21/10/202145 minutes 41 seconds
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On-Wine-Shopping

Nicole has 15 amazon boxes she’s trying to hide and Rich wants you to “keep your punk a$$ in check.”
14/10/202141 minutes 31 seconds
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Sandy Poops

Sarah needs a big time break and everyone is sick of seeing other parents perfect lives on instagram. 
07/10/202140 minutes 55 seconds
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Danger Mom

 Is it possible to have an open marriage with kids? Let’s discuss. 
30/09/202145 minutes 17 seconds
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Daddy Here

Nicole found where her son has been hiding all his trash and Rich is looking for the line between overdoing it and under doing it. 
23/09/202147 minutes 54 seconds
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Everything Copacetic?

Rich as a new diet and it's making him a whole lot happier. Meanwhile everything is not copacetic with Nicole.
16/09/202144 minutes 2 seconds
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Couch Issues

Nicole is stuck on the couch and Rich is in direct competition with his daughter's teacher.
09/09/202142 minutes 29 seconds
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Digital Play

Nudity, confrontation and tampons are just a few of the topics Rich and Nicole tackle on this ‘sode.
02/09/202156 minutes 2 seconds
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Dogs in Cars

We’ve got nanny problems, dog problems and kid problems. Always kid problems.
19/08/202149 minutes 33 seconds
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Bedtime Bodyslam

In this ‘sode, we’re watching HG-Rich-TV and using candy as “kid-bait”.
12/08/202143 minutes 34 seconds
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Carseat Gate

Rich has discovered Lucky Charms Marshmallow Clusters and Nicole insists that a vacation with kids is not a real vacation. 
05/08/202150 minutes 28 seconds
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They Were Right

Nicole recounts an epic traffic stop and Rich’s hope for new parent friends is dashed. 
29/07/202145 minutes 53 seconds
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Diaper Bombs

Rich has a new way of dealing with his enemies and Nicole is on Divorce.com.
22/07/202152 minutes 45 seconds
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Curb Appeal

Nicole is still recovering from Glick Fest 2021 and Rich weighs his preferences for curb appeal vs. a** cheeks. 
15/07/202149 minutes 41 seconds
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Ballentines Day

Rich is still in denial about having kids when it comes to home decor and Nicole has a stalker. 
08/07/202151 minutes 23 seconds
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Mad Mad Mad

Nicole meets one of her least favorite moms ever and Rich has harrowing flight experience. 
01/07/202145 minutes 12 seconds
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Back to ‘Fornia

Rich and Nicole are feeling things out this week.
24/06/202147 minutes 23 seconds
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Creep Alert

Nicole is fantasizing about something strange and Rich is becoming a little too casual. 
17/06/202138 minutes 56 seconds
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Burn

Rich refuses to base his couch purchases on his kids and Nicole has a wild story about her beach house.
10/06/202146 minutes 56 seconds
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We’re Feeling Weepy

Nicole is over golf and Rich is concerned that he’s overreacting. 
03/06/202141 minutes 14 seconds
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Barista Boys and Bouncy Slides

“I’m glad everybody’s here because it’s time to listen, pull up a chair” - Rich Davis
27/05/202145 minutes 43 seconds
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Letters Home

Rich discovers his calling and Nicole recounts a mortifying letter sent home to friends about their son.
20/05/202142 minutes 23 seconds
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Gender Reveals?

Nicole is struggling with her nanny’s timeliness and Rich explores the highs and lows of gender reveals.
06/05/202148 minutes 33 seconds
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What Team Are You On?

Rich analyzes school drop-off fashion choices and Nicole has had it with Keegan’s demands for “cold water - two ice cubes”.
29/04/202137 minutes 41 seconds
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Semi-Smurfed

Nicole hates food coloring and Rich has a pressing hypothetical to share.
22/04/202144 minutes 38 seconds
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Butt Lobes

Rich is worried that Emmy is too soft and Nicole is considering sticking a fork in her husband Matt’s eye.
15/04/202143 minutes 36 seconds
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The 11th Floor

Nicole suspects her son, Keegan, might be clairvoyant and Rich has had it with stickers.
08/04/202140 minutes 51 seconds
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Was it Really Broke?

Rich and Nicole explore things that were better before they “fixed” them, what's growing in your kids bath toys and why zoom is ruining us all. 
01/04/202141 minutes 50 seconds
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Sara Speaks

Special guest Sara (Rich’s beautiful wife) has a lot to say about Rich this week and Nicole gets into a case involving mismatched pajamas.
25/03/202134 minutes 35 seconds
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Booblets

Nicole faces the next generation of “calm down, relax” and Rich is impressed with Emmy’s creative lyrical ad-libbing. 
18/03/202134 minutes 23 seconds
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Macaroni in a Pot

Rich is over school picture day and Nicole has an embarrassing story about parent teacher conferences.
11/03/202145 minutes 52 seconds
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Release the Beast

Nicole and Rich take on “Unparenting” and talk through some of their less conventional parenting methods.
04/03/202135 minutes 38 seconds
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Thank You Jefus

Rich has a story about a drugstore rainbow unicorn and Nicole is correcting Parker about some hilarious mistakes.
25/02/202142 minutes 47 seconds
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The F-Word

Certain words are being banned in Nicole’s house and Rich gets his first “Dad” from Emmy. 
11/02/202139 minutes 49 seconds
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Throwback Thursday

Rich throws it back with a list of things all kids do and Nicole is “rounding down, like I always do” when it comes to money.
04/02/202137 minutes 26 seconds
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To Vasectomy or not to Vasectomy?

From cows with surprising names to that big question Dad’s face, this week Rich and Nicole have got genitalia on the brain.
28/01/202136 minutes 31 seconds
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Toonophilia

Keegan’s #winning has got Nicole on edge and Rich’s workout equipment is rebelling. 
21/01/202133 minutes 21 seconds
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Observing the Childless

Rich has been observing friends without children and breaks down their envious daily activities for Nicole who can’t get enough of her greatest escape: Bridgerton. 
14/01/202140 minutes 20 seconds
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Swinging Into 2021

Nicole and Rich guess one another's resolutions and explore which of their kids’ recent habits should actually concern them. 
07/01/202137 minutes 23 seconds
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Christmas Nightmares

Keegan Spills at the dentist (multiple times) and Emmy has been permanently scarred by the Disney version of a Christmas Carol.
17/12/202043 minutes 33 seconds
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Hanukkah Bush

Nicole and Rich debate whether Santa can be used as a threat and Nicole remembers how her family celebrated Hanukkah growing up.
10/12/202036 minutes 45 seconds
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Sasshole

Rich and Nicole get into the weirdness of Santa pandemic pictures and reminisce about their own school photos. 
03/12/202035 minutes 54 seconds
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We’re Thankful For…

No one wants to hang out with Rich and Nicole recounts how she got into an accidental beef with a woman on a scooter. 
19/11/202036 minutes 5 seconds
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Johnny!

Rich is off kids duty for a week which means sex and pizza and Nicole taught her son Keegan something she now (sort of) regrets. 
12/11/202035 minutes 1 second
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A Series of Unfortunate Events

Rich is wearing a beautiful bathrobe to begin celebrating the holidays and Nicole is in a glass case of emotion.
05/11/202034 minutes 16 seconds
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Happy Swallow Schween!

Nicole and Rich celebrate an important anniversary to kick off this special, where they reminisce about Halloweens past and lament the limitations of Halloween present. 
29/10/202035 minutes 16 seconds
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Bragging at Inopportune Moments

Rich fights his passive-aggressive nature and avoids bragging about Emmy and Nicole’s husband Matt has a zoom crush. 
22/10/202037 minutes 53 seconds
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Private Parts

Nicole and Rich get into the nitty gritty of how to handle kids handling their private parts and Ben dons his very becoming baby helmet. 
15/10/202034 minutes 30 seconds
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What Did You Just Say to Me?

Between knock knock jokes, accusations of insanity and blatant lies, Nicole’s entire family has turned against her and Rich is discovering that he’s on the fast track to becoming Emmy’s bitch. 
08/10/202038 minutes 23 seconds
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Crying Over Spilt Milk

Rich believes he’s being emotionally abused by his three-year-old and Nicole has a story about getting peed on. 
01/10/202036 minutes 43 seconds
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Cake Pops.

Nicole and Rich both hate the Brits this week, agree that Cake Pops are a food group for people under five and ponder the cutoff age for having sex in front of your children. 
24/09/202032 minutes 2 seconds
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Judgy Do-Gooders

Nicole hates everything this week but most prominently Keegan’s “I can do it myself” phase and Rich learns about the crusty bacterial nightmare, impetigo.
17/09/202032 minutes 2 seconds
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Donut or Doin’ It?

Rich is negotiating with terrorists (aka Emmy) and Nicole is dealing with limbs being stuck in places where limbs simply should not go. Also, when was the last time you ate a donut….
10/09/202031 minutes 25 seconds
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Other Kids Ruin Everything

Rich and Nicole are sick of other people’s bratty kids and wonder how to discern if your child will grow up to be a serial killer.
03/09/202031 minutes 11 seconds
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Trailer

Coming Soon: Longtime friends Nicole and Rich have gone from carefree twenty-somethings to (somewhat) responsible parents of small children. They exchange war stories about family life and laugh about the absurdity of modern parenting.
24/08/20201 minute 12 seconds