Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
Christmas Party Problems
Rich runs into some serious trouble with Sara as they plan their annual gingerbread Christmas party and Nicole has to keep her kids calm when they see roadkill. Also in this episode: are theraguns the hottest new sex toy? Can Elf on the Shelf be used to keep kids in line? All this and more on Have Kids, They Said.
07/12/2023 • 41 minutes 59 seconds
How early is too early for “the talk” and how much detail do kids need? Rich and Nicole go over some big topics like having more kids, dealing with meltdown triggers and shopping at Costco.
05/12/2023 • 38 minutes 40 seconds
Nicole Lost Her Kid
Panic ensues when Nicole loses her kid on vacation and a trip to the mini-golf course ends in tears for Rich’s kids. Also in this episode: explaining what “drunk” means to your kids and that lying for a good cause is okay.
30/11/2023 • 40 minutes 55 seconds
Thanksgiving is over and Rich noticed his friends are getting older and going grey - Is it weird for men to touch up their appearance like women often do? The duo also discuss timid kids and their timid parents and the awkward conversation of paying for play dates.
28/11/2023 • 36 minutes 23 seconds
Thanksgiving is upon us and Rich and Nicole are feeling more thankful than ever as they reflect on their kids; how they don’t listen and bite butts. Also in this episode, the pair discuss Nicole’s prank on Rich’s brother, the rush from Halloween to Christmas, and how kids understand sarcasm.
16/11/2023 • 39 minutes 18 seconds
What, No “Thank You”??
Nicole and Rich disagree about thank you letters and go over how to raise high achievers according to experts. The two also discuss going barefoot on the plane, Taylor Swift’s latest concert drama and the differences between what parents and childless adults post on Instagram.
14/11/2023 • 44 minutes 51 seconds
Oh That's Poop
Potty training is tough! Rich and Nicole discuss the do's and don'ts along with how to raise kids to deal with bullies. Your favorite parenting podcasters also discuss Rich's experience on set of a porn, toxic masculinity, mononucleosis (mono) and the risks of searching your symptoms on WebMD.
09/11/2023 • 44 minutes 1 second
Nicole and Rich discuss a dad who wants to be called “Father” by his kids and whether good grades should be rewarded. Also, the duo go over allowing your kids to cry, freedom vs. wealth, National Nacho Day and Alexa’s ability to make fart sounds.
07/11/2023 • 35 minutes 48 seconds
Halloween, Am I Right?
Halloween may be over but Rich and Nicole go over the Switch Witch, Trick-or-treating and discuss the potential dangers of Halloween candy. Also in this episode, Nicole tells everyone someone died… but got the wrong person and Rich goes over a restaurant in Georgia charging extra to bad parents.
02/11/2023 • 46 minutes 46 seconds
I Get What I Want
A gender reveal goes horribly wrong and Rich and Nicole discuss whether or not new parents should care about gender. The duo also go over bad nannies, following through on threats and promises, open relationships and so much more including Britney Spears, Bud Lite, and barging in on your partner while they're in the shower.
31/10/2023 • 37 minutes 41 seconds
Nicole accidentally attempts burglary and a scandal at Rich's local Fall Festival leads to suspicions of vote tampering. Also in this episode: what to do when your kids try to help but end up creating more work and the unexpected outcome of growing a moustache.
26/10/2023 • 40 minutes 1 second
Rich and Nicole answer one of the most difficult questions in parenting - do you have a favorite kid? The pair also discuss Rich's new moustache, screen addictions, David and Victoria Beckham, and a would-you-rather between Lenny Kravitz and Sam Hartman.
24/10/2023 • 35 minutes 19 seconds
Rich gets in trouble at his son's art class when he gives all of his attention to another kid and Nicole has a humiliating run-in with her former nanny. The pair also discuss Halloween, Nicole's movie theater mishap and being left out of other kid's birthday parties.
19/10/2023 • 38 minutes 41 seconds
Ice Pack Parents
Is being too soft with kids a problem and do "Ice Pack Parents" make it worse? Rich and Nicole discuss along with how to deal with whininess, kids getting bullied by their friends, and when to be upset at your partner over porn. They also breakdown all the latest weird and wacky headlines including Jada Pinkett and Will Smith, fighting kangaroos and Taylor Swift's new movie.
17/10/2023 • 41 minutes 33 seconds
Damn Straight, B*tch!
With kids, or without kids, that is the question- especially when making plans. In this episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the awkwardness of planning adults-only events, whether or not you should let your kids win at games, and what happens when a lice outbreak happens at your kid's school. Also in this episode: Rich has to coach a violent child at little league and Nicole has to deal with awkward noises during a wedding toast.
12/10/2023 • 40 minutes 19 seconds
What Do You Miss The Most?
Nicole and Rich answer some big questions like how soon is too soon to hit up a recent divorcee? And is shouting the same as child abuse? They also go over the things they miss the most about a childless life and all the latest headlines. From Halloween movies and DJ Will Ferrell to the media and celebrity relationships, nothing is off the table on this Tuesday episode of Have Kids, They Said.
10/10/2023 • 39 minutes 17 seconds
Tight Tittie Tee
Kids can make things so awkward for parents so Nicole and Rich break down the ways their kids make them cringe. From wanting a playdate with a random kid to making rude comments a little too loudly, it can all feel uncomfortable. The two also discuss sharing your partner's clothing, Nicole's embarrassing gynecology appointment, dolphins and random facts.
05/10/2023 • 34 minutes 18 seconds
Have Kids, They Said (Taylor's Version)
Have you ever regretted having your kid? In the first Tuesday episode of the podcast, Nicole and Rich answer some tough questions. The duo explore why parents might have second thoughts about parenthood and whether birthday gifts are owed. Also in this episode, what threesomes can reveal about your sexuality, why someone owns a lock of George Washington's hair and so much more.
03/10/2023 • 40 minutes 53 seconds
Obviously, Nicole thinks she’s cool but do her kids agree? Rich unlocks a new secret dish guaranteed to make your kids ask for seconds. The duo discuss rude kids at T-ball, getting ready for Halloween, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce and farting dogs on turbulent planes. Plus, some exciting new updates on the show!
28/09/2023 • 49 minutes 28 seconds
I Know He’s A D*ck But...
When your partner is wrong, should you tell your kids or should you be a united force at all times? Rich and Nicole discuss this along with raising kids who can't handle arguments and damage control when kids pee on things they shouldn't. Also in this episode, the weirdest relationship ever: Ethan Slater and Ariana Grande, people who should want to see you (but don't), and finishing conversations too early.
21/09/2023 • 47 minutes 45 seconds
Rich's Biggest Challenge
Rich faces one of the biggest challenges of his life while Nicole explores ways to deal with her kids bickering. They also discuss the best new way to send out birthday party invites as well as the latest headlines from the divorce of Sophie Turner and Nick Jonas to the NFL. Don't forget: new merch is out now! Head to Instagram and search @MashupNicole or @RichDavis and click the link in bio.
14/09/2023 • 46 minutes 4 seconds
Rich is Thirsty
Merch is out now! Head to Instagram and search @MashupNicole or @RichDavis and click the link in bio. Rich starves himself for a juice cleanse and Nicole has the family dinner date from hell. The two go over the problems with soft-parenting, the passing of Jimmy Buffet and attending concerts with kids.
07/09/2023 • 52 minutes 28 seconds
Don't Be A Statistic!!
Nicole argues with an angry woman over her kids’ safety while Rich agrees to coach a local little league team… and immediately regrets it. The pair discuss avoiding neighbors, Bad Bunny’s dirty pics, wedding rings and growing older.
31/08/2023 • 54 minutes 45 seconds
Nicole explains how difficult it is to get dirty while on family vacation and Rich goes over swimming lessons with his kids and wondering what it will be like when they grow up and move out. The two go over the Tuohy family, gender reveals, and more.
17/08/2023 • 49 minutes 7 seconds
Was She Scammed??
Rich and Nicole try to figure out if Rich’s wife, Sarah, was scammed. The duo also discuss what to do when your kids break something in someone else’s home and breakdown some of the weirdest headlines around the world including legally changing your name for free Subway sandwiches, Alabama boat brawls, and the conclusion of Taylor Swift’s epic tour.
10/08/2023 • 46 minutes
Should you be putting your kids on social media? Nicole and Rich discuss the potential impact of putting your kids online. Also in this episode: Rich tells his wife to steal sushi, Nicole's kids give her curfews, and all of the weirdest headlines on Rich's feed.
03/08/2023 • 43 minutes 30 seconds
The Horny Traveler
Nicole and Rich discuss what to do when your kids are mean, getting evicted and traveling long distances.
27/07/2023 • 54 minutes 8 seconds
Dolphins Do What?!?
Rich and Nicole are together in New York! Nicole bar hops ...sort of... and Rich explains the fascinating science of dolphins.
20/07/2023 • 41 minutes 11 seconds
83 Months Old
How old is too old to explain your kid's age in months? Rich and Nicole discuss this as well as pools with too many rules, bathroom scares and how to break generational curses.
13/07/2023 • 56 minutes 55 seconds
15 Minutes of Fame Dad
It's tough when kids have a favorite parent. Rich, Nicole, Sarah, Matt and Nicole's Mom all hop on to discuss favoritism in kids, the ethics of bribery, and the logistics of kids on vacation.
06/07/2023 • 52 minutes 14 seconds
Rich and Nicole go over Father's Day and teaching your kids the value of a dollar.
22/06/2023 • 48 minutes 40 seconds
Rich and Nicole discuss strange ways kids use the bathroom and how the onset of puberty can impact your kid's behavior.
15/06/2023 • 51 minutes 47 seconds
Hot and Juicy
Rich and Nicole go over getting sick, getting lost and getting caught (with friends).
08/06/2023 • 50 minutes 20 seconds
Flirting with your spouse can be tough, especially with kids. Rich and Nicole break down the do's and don'ts of flirting.
01/06/2023 • 49 minutes 42 seconds
Where The F Is My Chicken Salad?!
Nicole helps Rich dissect an argument he had with his wife over kids, groceries and chicken salad.
25/05/2023 • 50 minutes 37 seconds
Rich and Nicole go over the "7 day challenge", massages with happy endings and signs your kids might be turning evil.
18/05/2023 • 47 minutes 28 seconds
Nicole and Rich discuss serving alcohol to parents at kids parties, trying (and failing) to make friends with other parents, fighting with spouses, and the return of 'apparently kid'.
11/05/2023 • 48 minutes 15 seconds
Should couples prioritize their marriage over their children? Rich and Nicole discuss odd kids, hosting school events and answer tough questions.
04/05/2023 • 53 minutes 12 seconds
Who Let The Dogs Out?
Rich and Nicole go over Coachella, first kisses, living with pets, and what happens when your kids start yelling obscenities in the classroom.
20/04/2023 • 42 minutes 42 seconds
Do the 'Due
Nicole and Rich go over Easter with the kids and how they feel about people without children complaining.
13/04/2023 • 52 minutes 58 seconds
Whether it's root canals or 7 days of sex, Rich and Nicole face new challenges.
06/04/2023 • 45 minutes 36 seconds
This week, Nicole experienced some awkward moments with a swim instructor while Rich discovered what to do when your kid eats their toys.
30/03/2023 • 44 minutes 13 seconds
Rich goes over his trip to Mexico while Nicole dissects what to do when your kids lose things.
23/03/2023 • 50 minutes 46 seconds
Nicole asks Matt if he'd like to "Soak" while Rich explores new ways to get your kids to listen.
16/03/2023 • 44 minutes 4 seconds
Sarah joins Rich and Nicole to go over how to keep things wild... and mild in the bedroom.
09/03/2023 • 49 minutes 48 seconds
Nicole and Rich break down creative ways they've kept their love lives interesting and discuss the importance of getting along with influential parents.
02/03/2023 • 50 minutes 59 seconds
Nicole is Back!
Nicole is back and gives Rich the full rundown of her time recovering from the accident. Rich gets his summer bod ready.
23/02/2023 • 34 minutes 42 seconds
Update on Nicole
An important update on Nicole as she recovers from her accident.
16/02/2023 • 43 minutes 42 seconds
Flirting for Fish
Matt joins Rich and Nicole to discuss how to get better prices at the grocery store, how to ask kids to do chores and the wonderful world of Hibachi.
26/01/2023 • 45 minutes 19 seconds
Getting The Poison Out
This episode, Nicole and Rich tackle the most important issues facing parents today: Bluey concerts and Spam meat. They also discuss being ignored, taking care of your spouse and sleepless nights.
19/01/2023 • 49 minutes 54 seconds
Knees & Apologies
Nicole and Rich are joined by Tik Tok dad, Chip Leighton to go over all the reasons to apologize to your family.
12/01/2023 • 54 minutes 21 seconds
Say It or Think It?
It's a new year and a new episode of Have Kids They Said. Rich and Nicole go over gift giving mishaps and the family drama that comes with the holiday season.
05/01/2023 • 54 minutes 48 seconds
Nicole and Rich go over how to have a happy holidays with kids plus some things to avoid.
22/12/2022 • 43 minutes 28 seconds
Rich and Nicole get ready for the holidays by tackling picky eaters and "bratty" behavior.
15/12/2022 • 52 minutes 10 seconds
Rich and Nicole go over red-eye flights, awkward injuries, and holiday parties.
08/12/2022 • 45 minutes 35 seconds
Rich and Nicole go over Thanksgiving and the unique problems with raising boys.
01/12/2022 • 47 minutes 46 seconds
Rich and Nicole struggle to give thanks when Nicole is walked in on (again) and Rich begins to feel insecure with his looks.
24/11/2022 • 40 minutes 26 seconds
Rich and Nicole go over the do's and don'ts of getting it on with your partner.
17/11/2022 • 47 minutes 1 second
Dumb Dads & Sex Shows
Nicole and Rich are joined by comedians Kevin Laferriere and Evan Kyle Berger of the 'Dumb Dads' podcast who help them dissect nighttime routines and being sick while parenting.
10/11/2022 • 51 minutes 18 seconds
Halloween & Lisa Marie Riley
Rich and Nicole go over the spooky season and the reality of parenting with comedian and social media star, Lisa Marie Riley.
03/11/2022 • 47 minutes 17 seconds
Episode 100 with Joe Gatto!
Rich and Nicole keep it 100 with comedian and parenting expert, Joe Gatto of ‘Impractical Jokers’ in the 100th episode of Have Kids, They Said!
27/10/2022 • 46 minutes 58 seconds
Talkback and sock bats. This episode, Nicole and Rich cover it all- from their kids' amazing one-liners to how schools are making things too easy for students.
20/10/2022 • 48 minutes 13 seconds
Rich and Nicole discuss sleeping patterns and awkward places to go to the bathroom.
06/10/2022 • 43 minutes 38 seconds
Something goes wrong with Rich's meat while Nicole's kids learn about lying versus joking.
29/09/2022 • 45 minutes 45 seconds
Rich and Nicole explore the internet and discuss having "the talk" with their kids.
22/09/2022 • 44 minutes 16 seconds
Nicole and Rich go over The Queen, Airports and Meltdowns.
15/09/2022 • 53 minutes 55 seconds
Not Just A Hole
Rich and Nicole go over spoiling your kids, monsters and how to show respect in the bedroom.
08/09/2022 • 48 minutes 18 seconds
How Much Did She Cost!?
Rich and Nicole discuss how much is too much for a babysitter, annoying things our partners say and wether or not friends without kids should accommodate parents.
01/09/2022 • 48 minutes 32 seconds
Talk, Tell, Tackle!
It's back to school season! Rich and Nicole explore ways kids can deal with bullies and go over some not-so-awesome things that happened during summer vacation.
25/08/2022 • 49 minutes 8 seconds
Who Gives A Sh*t?
Nicole and Rich go over the crazy fears kids have and forming alliances with other parents.
11/08/2022 • 44 minutes 9 seconds
Rich and Nicole go over some of the highlights of their time together in New York.
04/08/2022 • 40 minutes 42 seconds
Walked In On...
Nicole and Rich discuss what happens when your kids walk in on you "wrestling" with your partner.
28/07/2022 • 53 minutes 25 seconds
Girth Has Worth
Nicole sees if her kid will go fight with her while Rich explores new ways to support your kids' confidence.
21/07/2022 • 55 minutes 44 seconds
Nicole feels like nothing is ever good enough for her kids while Rich tries to fit in with "cool dads" at his kid's school.
14/07/2022 • 55 minutes 25 seconds
Nicole and Rich go over the chaos of celebrating July 4th with kids... and the dog.
07/07/2022 • 56 minutes 51 seconds
Do You Know Who I Am?
Nicole ponders using her name to get better service while Rich discusses how to cope with sickness while watching the kids.
30/06/2022 • 41 minutes 31 seconds
Rich and Nicole discuss the different ways their partners are snapping.
23/06/2022 • 46 minutes 51 seconds
Nicole asks Rich for advice over a fight she had with her husband right before their anniversary.
09/06/2022 • 49 minutes 26 seconds
Eff You, Mary Lou
Nicole gets emotional in a discussion involving Mary Lou Retton and planning ahead while Rich is getting ready for Pride Month.
02/06/2022 • 49 minutes 24 seconds
Free Range Parenting
Nicole and Rich discuss how parenting has changed since they were kids.
26/05/2022 • 55 minutes 1 second
Honk If You're Horny
Rich has an embarrassing episode in Target while Nicole's daughter nearly costs her $10,000 at an auction.
19/05/2022 • 50 minutes 5 seconds
Would You Rather...
Nicole shares a story about her kids playing 'Would You Rather' and Rich turns it into an adult game.
12/05/2022 • 49 minutes 51 seconds
Think Before You Boo
Nicole and Rich discuss what can go wrong when you jump to conclusions.
05/05/2022 • 53 minutes 40 seconds
Bridgerton in Bed
Nicole explains how steamy books and TV have impacted her while Rich goes over his latest hobbies.
28/04/2022 • 44 minutes 21 seconds
Wet at Walmart
Nicole takes issue with Uber and Rich shares a discovery he made at Walmart.
21/04/2022 • 51 minutes 59 seconds
Nicole and Rich discuss how to take advantage of the Easter Bunny and how to avoid spoiling your kids.
14/04/2022 • 46 minutes 51 seconds
C*ck of the Roost
Sometimes you have to show your kids who's boss. Rich and Nicole discuss how as well as small lies they tell their kids to get them to behave.
07/04/2022 • 46 minutes 17 seconds
Do parents need dress codes for dropping their kids off at school? What's the best way to trim your kids' nails? Rich and Nicole have the answers.
31/03/2022 • 50 minutes 56 seconds
Yo Yo, Dude Bro
Kids take after their parents in some amazing... and not-so-amazing ways. Nicole wants her kid to stop saying "dude" and "bro" while Rich has advice for passive parents.
24/03/2022 • 49 minutes 2 seconds
This week, Nicole and Rich discuss it all: weird instagram posts, words of wisdom from celebrity friends, and celebrating your child's minor achievements.
17/03/2022 • 45 minutes 21 seconds
Just Say "Okay, Mommy"
Kids can be rude. Luckily, Nicole and Rich are here to discuss some ways to correct rude behavior.
10/03/2022 • 52 minutes 30 seconds
Moist and Dewy
Nicole's vacation didn't go quite as planned and Rich takes us through his kids first haircuts.
03/03/2022 • 46 minutes 57 seconds
Dad Bod to Rad Bod
Staying in shape is tough but Rich is feeling motivated. Luckily, Nicole has some workout tips from Insta-moms.
17/02/2022 • 44 minutes 41 seconds
When it comes to kids, grandparents can be helpful... but sometimes, they get in the way.
10/02/2022 • 45 minutes 42 seconds
F---ing for a Good Cause
Nicole and Rich reminisce about dating and life before kids.
03/02/2022 • 53 minutes 6 seconds
Sorry You Feel That Way
Rich and Nicole have different takes on how to apologize... and how not to apologize.
27/01/2022 • 46 minutes 24 seconds
Wether it's singing songs or passing gas, kids can be loud. Parents can be too- and sometimes, we wish the kids weren't listening...
20/01/2022 • 46 minutes
This week, we're covering some deescalation techniques: muttering under your breathe and "being fancy".
13/01/2022 • 45 minutes 3 seconds
To Haircut or Not to Haircut?
Can one haircut determine your kid's personal style forever?
06/01/2022 • 41 minutes 31 seconds
Nicole and Rich celebrate their last episode of 2022, tell some of Santa’s secrets and have some ideas for how Santa can enter homes without chimneys (the toilet??).
23/12/2021 • 47 minutes 26 seconds
Keeping the Peace
It’s the holiday season but these nights are not silent.
09/12/2021 • 48 minutes 29 seconds
The Breaking Point
To elf or not to elf (on the shelf)? That is the question we’re asking this week.
02/12/2021 • 52 minutes 19 seconds
Rich takes on a tough question from a listener and Nicole has had enough with her son’s game show hosting.
18/11/2021 • 48 minutes 16 seconds
Nicole’s son carries on the long tradition of men playing pee games and Rich is licking oatmeal off his kids faces.
11/11/2021 • 52 minutes 53 seconds
The Ultimate of Cock-Blocks
Rich wonders why we don't have crypto currency class and Nicole’s daughter Parker says: “Mommy you're delusional”.
04/11/2021 • 43 minutes 37 seconds
Nicole’s son sparks an illicit dance party and Rich loses his senses.
28/10/2021 • 37 minutes 47 seconds
Rich goes home with a stupid ugly pumpkin and Nicole picks a fight at the park.
21/10/2021 • 45 minutes 41 seconds
Nicole has 15 amazon boxes she’s trying to hide and Rich wants you to “keep your punk a$$ in check.”
14/10/2021 • 41 minutes 31 seconds
Sarah needs a big time break and everyone is sick of seeing other parents perfect lives on instagram.
07/10/2021 • 40 minutes 55 seconds
Is it possible to have an open marriage with kids? Let’s discuss.
30/09/2021 • 45 minutes 17 seconds
Nicole found where her son has been hiding all his trash and Rich is looking for the line between overdoing it and under doing it.
23/09/2021 • 47 minutes 54 seconds
Rich as a new diet and it's making him a whole lot happier. Meanwhile everything is not copacetic with Nicole.
16/09/2021 • 44 minutes 2 seconds
Nicole is stuck on the couch and Rich is in direct competition with his daughter's teacher.
09/09/2021 • 42 minutes 29 seconds
Nudity, confrontation and tampons are just a few of the topics Rich and Nicole tackle on this ‘sode.
02/09/2021 • 56 minutes 2 seconds
Dogs in Cars
We’ve got nanny problems, dog problems and kid problems. Always kid problems.
19/08/2021 • 49 minutes 33 seconds
In this ‘sode, we’re watching HG-Rich-TV and using candy as “kid-bait”.
12/08/2021 • 43 minutes 34 seconds
Rich has discovered Lucky Charms Marshmallow Clusters and Nicole insists that a vacation with kids is not a real vacation.
05/08/2021 • 50 minutes 28 seconds
They Were Right
Nicole recounts an epic traffic stop and Rich’s hope for new parent friends is dashed.
29/07/2021 • 45 minutes 53 seconds
Rich has a new way of dealing with his enemies and Nicole is on Divorce.com.
22/07/2021 • 52 minutes 45 seconds
Nicole is still recovering from Glick Fest 2021 and Rich weighs his preferences for curb appeal vs. a** cheeks.
15/07/2021 • 49 minutes 41 seconds
Rich is still in denial about having kids when it comes to home decor and Nicole has a stalker.
08/07/2021 • 51 minutes 23 seconds
Mad Mad Mad
Nicole meets one of her least favorite moms ever and Rich has harrowing flight experience.
01/07/2021 • 45 minutes 12 seconds
Back to ‘Fornia
Rich and Nicole are feeling things out this week.
24/06/2021 • 47 minutes 23 seconds
Nicole is fantasizing about something strange and Rich is becoming a little too casual.
17/06/2021 • 38 minutes 56 seconds
Rich refuses to base his couch purchases on his kids and Nicole has a wild story about her beach house.
10/06/2021 • 46 minutes 56 seconds
We’re Feeling Weepy
Nicole is over golf and Rich is concerned that he’s overreacting.
03/06/2021 • 41 minutes 14 seconds
Barista Boys and Bouncy Slides
“I’m glad everybody’s here because it’s time to listen, pull up a chair” - Rich Davis
27/05/2021 • 45 minutes 43 seconds
Rich discovers his calling and Nicole recounts a mortifying letter sent home to friends about their son.
20/05/2021 • 42 minutes 23 seconds
Nicole is struggling with her nanny’s timeliness and Rich explores the highs and lows of gender reveals.
06/05/2021 • 48 minutes 33 seconds
What Team Are You On?
Rich analyzes school drop-off fashion choices and Nicole has had it with Keegan’s demands for “cold water - two ice cubes”.
29/04/2021 • 37 minutes 41 seconds
Nicole hates food coloring and Rich has a pressing hypothetical to share.
22/04/2021 • 44 minutes 38 seconds
Rich is worried that Emmy is too soft and Nicole is considering sticking a fork in her husband Matt’s eye.
15/04/2021 • 43 minutes 36 seconds
The 11th Floor
Nicole suspects her son, Keegan, might be clairvoyant and Rich has had it with stickers.
08/04/2021 • 40 minutes 51 seconds
Was it Really Broke?
Rich and Nicole explore things that were better before they “fixed” them, what's growing in your kids bath toys and why zoom is ruining us all.
01/04/2021 • 41 minutes 50 seconds
Special guest Sara (Rich’s beautiful wife) has a lot to say about Rich this week and Nicole gets into a case involving mismatched pajamas.
25/03/2021 • 34 minutes 35 seconds
Nicole faces the next generation of “calm down, relax” and Rich is impressed with Emmy’s creative lyrical ad-libbing.
18/03/2021 • 34 minutes 23 seconds
Macaroni in a Pot
Rich is over school picture day and Nicole has an embarrassing story about parent teacher conferences.
11/03/2021 • 45 minutes 52 seconds
Release the Beast
Nicole and Rich take on “Unparenting” and talk through some of their less conventional parenting methods.
04/03/2021 • 35 minutes 38 seconds
Thank You Jefus
Rich has a story about a drugstore rainbow unicorn and Nicole is correcting Parker about some hilarious mistakes.
25/02/2021 • 42 minutes 47 seconds
Certain words are being banned in Nicole’s house and Rich gets his first “Dad” from Emmy.
11/02/2021 • 39 minutes 49 seconds
Rich throws it back with a list of things all kids do and Nicole is “rounding down, like I always do” when it comes to money.
04/02/2021 • 37 minutes 26 seconds
To Vasectomy or not to Vasectomy?
From cows with surprising names to that big question Dad’s face, this week Rich and Nicole have got genitalia on the brain.
28/01/2021 • 36 minutes 31 seconds
Keegan’s #winning has got Nicole on edge and Rich’s workout equipment is rebelling.
21/01/2021 • 33 minutes 21 seconds
Observing the Childless
Rich has been observing friends without children and breaks down their envious daily activities for Nicole who can’t get enough of her greatest escape: Bridgerton.
14/01/2021 • 40 minutes 20 seconds
Swinging Into 2021
Nicole and Rich guess one another's resolutions and explore which of their kids’ recent habits should actually concern them.
07/01/2021 • 37 minutes 23 seconds
Keegan Spills at the dentist (multiple times) and Emmy has been permanently scarred by the Disney version of a Christmas Carol.
17/12/2020 • 43 minutes 33 seconds
Nicole and Rich debate whether Santa can be used as a threat and Nicole remembers how her family celebrated Hanukkah growing up.
10/12/2020 • 36 minutes 45 seconds
Rich and Nicole get into the weirdness of Santa pandemic pictures and reminisce about their own school photos.
03/12/2020 • 35 minutes 54 seconds
We’re Thankful For…
No one wants to hang out with Rich and Nicole recounts how she got into an accidental beef with a woman on a scooter.
19/11/2020 • 36 minutes 5 seconds
Rich is off kids duty for a week which means sex and pizza and Nicole taught her son Keegan something she now (sort of) regrets.
12/11/2020 • 35 minutes 1 second
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Rich is wearing a beautiful bathrobe to begin celebrating the holidays and Nicole is in a glass case of emotion.
05/11/2020 • 34 minutes 16 seconds
Happy Swallow Schween!
Nicole and Rich celebrate an important anniversary to kick off this special, where they reminisce about Halloweens past and lament the limitations of Halloween present.
29/10/2020 • 35 minutes 16 seconds
Bragging at Inopportune Moments
Rich fights his passive-aggressive nature and avoids bragging about Emmy and Nicole’s husband Matt has a zoom crush.
22/10/2020 • 37 minutes 53 seconds
Nicole and Rich get into the nitty gritty of how to handle kids handling their private parts and Ben dons his very becoming baby helmet.
15/10/2020 • 34 minutes 30 seconds
What Did You Just Say to Me?
Between knock knock jokes, accusations of insanity and blatant lies, Nicole’s entire family has turned against her and Rich is discovering that he’s on the fast track to becoming Emmy’s bitch.
08/10/2020 • 38 minutes 23 seconds
Crying Over Spilt Milk
Rich believes he’s being emotionally abused by his three-year-old and Nicole has a story about getting peed on.
01/10/2020 • 36 minutes 43 seconds
Nicole and Rich both hate the Brits this week, agree that Cake Pops are a food group for people under five and ponder the cutoff age for having sex in front of your children.
24/09/2020 • 32 minutes 2 seconds
Nicole hates everything this week but most prominently Keegan’s “I can do it myself” phase and Rich learns about the crusty bacterial nightmare, impetigo.
17/09/2020 • 32 minutes 2 seconds
Donut or Doin’ It?
Rich is negotiating with terrorists (aka Emmy) and Nicole is dealing with limbs being stuck in places where limbs simply should not go. Also, when was the last time you ate a donut….
10/09/2020 • 31 minutes 25 seconds
Other Kids Ruin Everything
Rich and Nicole are sick of other people’s bratty kids and wonder how to discern if your child will grow up to be a serial killer.
03/09/2020 • 31 minutes 11 seconds
Coming Soon: Longtime friends Nicole and Rich have gone from carefree twenty-somethings to (somewhat) responsible parents of small children. They exchange war stories about family life and laugh about the absurdity of modern parenting.