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Everybody Is Awful podcast

English, Comedy, 1 season, 121 episodes, 3 days, 15 hours, 32 minutes
About
Barstool Sports presents Jim Florentine as the host of the Everybody is Awful (Except You) podcast. Jim has recorded six stand-up comedy albums and shot four full-length specials. On television Jim hosted 7 seasons of VH1 Classic's "That Metal Show" as well as lending his voice to the ground breaking "Crank Yankers". On radio Jim has been a regular on The Howard Stern show, the Opie & Anthony show and currently hosts his own program on Sirius. In addition Jim is a best selling author, world-renowned voice over talent, and has been featured in the film's "Beer League" with Artie Lange and "Trainwreck" with Amy Schumer. Subscribe now.
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Awful 80's Songs 6/17/24

My top 5 worst 80's songs are discussed. Starship- We Built This City Phil Collins- Sussudio Paul Simon- You Can Call Me Al Glen Frey- The Heat Is On Beach Boys- Kokomo
6/17/202447 minutes, 49 seconds
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Awful Vanity Plates 6/10/24

Dumb personalized plates like Spicy, Audious, Realst8 and more are discussed.  join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Albany, NY, Providence, RI, Alamedia, CA, Butler, PA, Patchogue, LI, NY, Glenside, PA, Grantville, PA, Naples, FL, Point Pleasant, NJ.
6/10/202435 minutes, 15 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/3/24

 More umb Inspriational quotes that inspire nobody.  Check ut Jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Boca Raton, FL Albany, NY Providence, RI Alameda, CA Glenside, PA Patchougue, LI, NY Butler, PA Grantsville, PA Naples, FL
6/3/202453 minutes, 4 seconds
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Awful Yelp Rreviews 5/27/24

A woman on a date night {Yuck} with her Husband is in the search of the perfect Expresso Martini.
5/27/202432 minutes, 15 seconds
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Awful Dating Sites 5/20/24

Jim goes over various dating profiles that have unrealistic demands.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Everybody is Awful T Shirts avaiable on Jimflorentine.com.  Upcoming tour dates: Phoenix, Albany, NY, Boca Raton, FL, Providence, RI and Alameda, CA.
5/20/202435 minutes, 55 seconds
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No Zombie Apocalypse Yet, Vanity Plates and Teachers are the new Predators

Jim's comedy show gets a glowing one star review, still no Zombie Apocalypse yet and Teachers are molesting kids more then Catholic Priests now. Join Patreon for an extra epiosde a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates and Podcast merchandise at Jimflorentine.com.
5/13/202429 minutes, 41 seconds
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Awful T Shirts 5/6/24

People walking around wearing unfunny T Shirts to get attention from complete strangers. Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  coming to the following cities: Milwaukee, Phoenix, Boca raton, FL, Albany, NY, Providence, RI, Alameada, CA.
5/6/202442 minutes, 48 seconds
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Random Rants 4/29/24

More dumb people posting dumb stuff online including a woman in her mid 40's who listed all of her accomplishments she did during the week including staying in a hotel room by herself, driving herself to the airport and more.  Fascinating! Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  coming to the following cities: Tampa, Milwaukee, Phoenix, Boca Raton, Albany, NY, Providence, RI, Butler, PA, Alameada, CA and more.
4/29/202439 minutes, 32 seconds
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Never Happened Stories 4/22/24

More made up stories posted online from pathetic people.  Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.
4/22/202434 minutes, 41 seconds
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OJ

OJ's dead!
4/15/202437 minutes, 1 second
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Good Side Of Bad News 4/8/24

Crazy stories from around the world including a woman who had sex with her dog.  She had 3 dogs but only had sex with one.  I wonder how the other two dogs feel? Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Grantville, PA Pottstown, PA Bufflao, NY Ithaca, NY Albany, NY Dallas, TX Wesley Chapel, FL Tampa, FL Milwaukee, WI Phoenix, AZ
4/8/202439 minutes, 35 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/1/24

Some of the dumbest inspirational quotes that inspire no one are discussed.  Check out jim's Patreon for an extra podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Manchester, CT, Grantville, PA, Pottstown, PA, Buffalo, Ithaca and Albany, NY, Tampa, FL, Dallas, TX, Milwaukee, WI and Phoenix, AZ.
4/1/202443 minutes, 12 seconds
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Awful T Shirts 3/25/24

Dump people wearing dumb shirts out in public.  Also, some awful pickleball talk and a great motivational Monday story!  Join Patreon for an extra podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine
3/25/202443 minutes, 41 seconds
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Awful Yelp Reviews 3/18/24

People leaving one star reviews about Pizza places and a Burger King.  Join Jim Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and Everybody is Awful T Shirts.
3/18/202447 minutes, 14 seconds
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Random Rants 3/11/24

People looking for pats on the back by posting on Facebook how busy they are on.  Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour and get Everybody Is Awful T Shirts at Jimflorentine,.com.
3/11/202443 minutes, 35 seconds
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Awful Baby Names 3/4/24

Attention seeking parents naming their kids Brooklyn, Brixley, and also great news Pickleball injuries are on the rise!  Join Patreon for an extra epiosde a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Point Pleasant, NJ, Hartford,CT, Hershey, PA, Pottstown, PA, Buffalo, Ithaca and Albany, NY, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Milwaukee, WI, Phoenix, AZ, Boca Raton, FL, Providence, RI, Glenside, PA,  Patchogue, LI and Tacoma, WA.
3/4/202435 minutes, 35 seconds
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Jim Gets Cancelled! 2/26/24

A Comedy Club in Seattle cancels Jim's shows because they don't approve of his comedy. he checks in later in the podcast about Taylor Swift and the douchebag sh'e dating. Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Teanneck, NJ, Point Pleasant, NJ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Albany, NY, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Milwaukee, WI, Phoenix, AZ.
2/26/202444 minutes, 30 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 2/19/24

More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Levittown, LI, NY, Springfield, Teaneck and Point Pleasant, NJ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Albany, NY and Tampa, FL.
2/19/202437 minutes, 53 seconds
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Never Happened Stories 2/12/24

A bunch of lies spread on socail media by various people looking for attention. Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Phoenix, AZ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Point Pleasant, NJ, Levittown, LI, NY, Kenosha, WI, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Boca Raton, FL.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tickets.
2/12/202440 minutes, 21 seconds
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Awful Yelp Reviews 2/5/24

A bunch of one star yelp reviews by entitled people that didn't get there way.  For an extra episode a week sign up here at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Cleveland, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, LI, NY, Springfield, NJ, Point Pleasant, NJ, Tampa, FL.   Support the show and shake up the Super Bowl. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code AWFUL. New customers can bet $5 to get 200 instantly in bonus bets.  
2/5/202445 minutes, 51 seconds
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Good Side of Bad News 1/29/24

We go over some insane stories like a guy getting caught having sex with cows, a woman cuts her husband's penis off and flushes it down the toilet, young men are not interested in sex because of online gambling and more.  Join Jim's Patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.   Today's Podcast is sponsored by Factor meals. Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/FLORENTINE50 and use code FLORENTINE50  
1/29/202429 minutes, 17 seconds
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Awful Vanity Plates 1/21/24

Dumb people looking for attention driving around with their personalized plates. 
1/23/202446 minutes, 57 seconds
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Awful Facebook Games 1/15/24

Dumb Facebook games that dumb people play on Facebook.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, NY.  All dates on Jimflorentine.com.  Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine
1/15/202448 minutes, 29 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 1/8/24

 More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one.  One woman posted "I got my coffee and sassy pants on.  It must be Saturday."  Yuck.  Join Patreon for an extra podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.  Coming soon to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, NY, Chicopee, MA, Point Pleasant, NJ, Tampa, FL and more.
1/8/202442 minutes, 46 seconds
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Awful Baby Names 1/1/24

Here are some of the horrific baby names that are discussed: Huxely, Banjo, Novel, Ever, Evo and more.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Albany, NY, Orlando, FL, Columbus, OH, Cleveland, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, LI, NY, Tampa, FL. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.
1/1/202436 minutes, 1 second
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Never Happened Stories 12/25/23

More fake stories made up for attention on social media. 
12/25/202337 minutes, 5 seconds
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Awful Yelp Reviews 12/18/23

New sponsor this week is Factor Meals. Support the show & get Factor for 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/FLORENTINE50 & use code FLORENTINE50
12/18/202343 minutes, 43 seconds
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Never Happened Stories 12/11/23

The survey on what Taylor Swift is on a scale of 1-10 is revealed.  Then a bunch of made up stories about a 3 yr old that loves books, a man that bought 23 apple pies at a Burger King and a woman that thinks her dog knows exactly what she is saying.  join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Tour coming to the following cities: Morris Plains, NJ, Dunellen, NJ, Rochester, NY, Albany, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH and Columbus, OH.
12/11/202342 minutes, 28 seconds
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Awful Vanity Plates 12/4/23

Podcast starts with another unbelievable fake story, what would you give Taylor Swift on a scale of 1-10 and then awful license plates like KY Lady, Clean Eats, and more.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: St. Charles, MO, Morris Plains, NJ, Dunnelen, NJ, Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH and more.  All dates at jimflorentine.com.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.
12/4/202334 minutes, 34 seconds
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Awful T Shirts 11/27/23

Dumb T Shirts worn in public by attention seek douchebags.  This week's Podcast is sponsored by Factor meals. Get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/florentine50 and use code florentine50
11/27/202338 minutes, 49 seconds
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Good Side of Bad News 11/20/23

Crazy stories in the news with most of them being from Florida.
11/20/202331 minutes, 55 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 11/13/23

Dumb Quotes that mean nothing and help no one. 
11/13/202342 minutes, 29 seconds
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Awful Yelp Reviews 11/6/23

A woman leaves 3 different yelp reviews for a Denny's.  One 5 star, one 2 star and one 1 star.  She is bipolar and also uses the word Brekkie for breakfast and calls her husband her hubby.  Thie woman might be the worst human being ever.  check me out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  coming tot he following cities: Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Miami, St. Louis, Cuyahoga Falls, OH.
11/6/202346 minutes, 33 seconds
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Random Rants 10/30/23

More never happened stories, dumb inspritional quotes and the worst sentence ever written. Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to to the following cities: Bakersfield, CA, La Jolla, CA, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, Pittsburgh, PA, Atlanta, GA, Miami, FL, St. Charles, MO and more.
10/30/202343 minutes, 41 seconds
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Random Stuff 10/23/23

10/23/202341 minutes, 3 seconds
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Awful Dating Sites 10/16/23

Desperate people tryng to date online. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.
10/16/202346 minutes, 37 seconds
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Random Rants 10/9/23

No Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game, a leech crawls into a guy's dickhole, A Trans woman wants her testicles back from her ex and another never happened story.  Check out Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentne.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.  Coming to the following cities, New Cumberland, WV, Point Pleasant, NJ, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield, Ca, San Diego and more.
10/9/202337 minutes, 25 seconds
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Random Rants 10/2/23

Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Philadelphia, Atlanta, Pittsburgh, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, New Cumberland, WV, Point Pleasant, NJ.
10/2/202344 minutes, 16 seconds
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Awful Vanity Plates 9/25/23

MsMerlo, Funbird, Han-Sum and other terrible liscense plates are discussed this week. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: San Diego, Bakersfield, CA, Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, New Cumberland, WV, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Miami and more.
9/25/202342 minutes, 5 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 9/18/23

Today's Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh. Support the show & get 50% off of Hello Fresh plus 15% off the next 2 months by going to https://www.hellofresh.com/50FLORENTIME & using code 50FLORENTINE   More dumb insprational quotes that people google, copy and paste and post them on their social media. For example "Make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous." Makes zero sense just like the rest I go over. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Get Everybody Is Awful T shirts at Jimflorentine.com and see Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Lasd Vegas, New Cumberland, WV, Ugunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield, CA, San Diego, Akron, OH and more.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com
9/18/202347 minutes, 38 seconds
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Awful T-Shirts 9/11/23

Terrible T-Shirts is this week's episode. Eating tacos, drinking wine and can't function without coffee are some of the dumb shirts that are discussed. Join Patreon for3 extra podcasts aweek for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield, CA, San Diego and more.  Today's podcast is sponsored by Draft Kings. Support the podcast & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet just $5 & take home $200 instantly in bonus bets. Use code AWFUL to sign up.  
9/11/202344 minutes, 3 seconds
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NFL preview of upcoming season 9/4/23

Jim previews the upcoming NFL season.  See Jim on tour coming to Emmaus, PA, Fairfiled, CT, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Plymouth, NH, Ogunquit, Maine and more. All dates at jimflorentine.com
9/4/202359 minutes, 8 seconds
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Never Happened Stories 8/28/23

Jim gets a one star yelp review on his comedy show.Also, a bunch of never happened made up stories on social media by people that are desperate for attention.  Today's Podcast brought to you by Draftkings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code AWFUL. New customers can bet $5 on college football & score $200 in bonus bets.      
8/28/202341 minutes
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Awful Yelp Reviews 8/21/23

More people trashing businesses for not getting their way.  Check out Jim on Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  get your Everybody Is Awful shirts at Jimflorentine.com.  Check out Jim on tour coming this fall in San Diego, Bakersfield, CA. Allentown, PA, Fairfield, CT, Philadelphia, PA, Las Vegas, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH and more.
8/21/202347 minutes, 20 seconds
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Random Rants 8/14/23

Women breastfeeding in public, A man likes to cook and explore the outdoors when he's not working and a Facebook game that if were born in the month of August you will get a free trip to the Bahamas.  Not sure who is going to pay for it but you are going if you're born in that month. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Key West, FL, Emmaus, PA, Farfield, CT, Philadelphia, PA.
8/14/202343 minutes, 58 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 8/7/23

Today's Podcast sponsored by Hello Fresh. Go to Hellofresh.com/50florentine for 50% off plus free shipping. Awful Inspirational Quotes are discussed on the Podcast. Just a bunch of dumb quotes that help no one. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a weekfor $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim on tuor coming to Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL, Emmaus, PA, Fairfield, CT, Philadelphia, Las vegas and more.  Go to jimflorentine.com.
8/7/202343 minutes, 9 seconds
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Random Rants 7/31/23

A few never happened stories, a woman lets her dog go down on her and a post by another gulity white woman.  Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.
7/31/202341 minutes, 54 seconds
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Good Side of Bad News 7/24/23

A guy gets caught having sex with a horse, a man gives his pet squirrel meth and a guy falls in to a vat of chicken soup and dies.  Check out jim on Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour coming to the following cities: Exton, PA, Dewey Beach, DE, Kenosha, WI, Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL and more.  All info at jimflorentine.com.
7/24/202348 minutes, 38 seconds
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Awful Sports Cliches 7/17/23

Jim goes over dumb cliches that are used in sports.  Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to Exton, PA, Kenosha, WI, Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL, Allentown, PA and more.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.
7/17/202355 minutes, 12 seconds
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Awful Dating Sites 7/10/23

On this weeks Podcast we go over some really bad dating profiles.  Just be happy you're not single with the nonsense and the demands people have on these dating sites. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.
7/10/202344 minutes, 37 seconds
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Awful 80's Songs 7/3/23

Bad songs from the 80's played in stores is this week's podcast.  Party All The Time, Dinosaur Song, Next time I Fall In Love and more.  Join Jim's Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra Podcasts a week.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Atlantic City, Columbus, OH, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Exton, PA, Kenosha, WI.
7/3/202340 minutes, 39 seconds
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Awful Yelp Reviews 6/26/23

Pathetic people trying too ruin businesses by trashing them online because everything didn't go their way.  One guy doesn't like his pizza, another guy is bitching about his chicken wings and we have an owner responding to these babies by calling them out and making fun of them.  Stop being friends with someone you know if they have a Yelp account.  Join Jim's Patreon for  3 extra Podcasts a month for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jim's website for tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming soon to Columbus, Oh, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Exton, PA, Atlantic City, NJ, Kenosha, WI and more.
6/26/202348 minutes, 8 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/19/23

More Inspirational Quotes posted on social media that are dumb and inspire nobody.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com  6/22 Flintstone, MD 6/23 Lakewood, OH 6/24 Sugarloaf, NY 7/15 Columbus, OH 7/18 Fort Lauderdale, FL  
6/19/202342 minutes, 8 seconds
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Awful T Shirts 6/12/23

Dumb people wearing dumb shirts is this week's Podcast.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at $5 a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities:  Lakewood, OH, Flintstone, MD, Sugarloaf, NY, Columbus, OH, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Key West, FL and more.
6/12/202345 minutes, 16 seconds
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Awful Vanity Plates 6/4/23

Dump pesonalized plates like Subapoo, Warden of 3, Luv Cake and more are discussed.  Join Jim's patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim on tour coming up in Cleveland, OH, Freehold, NJ, Sugarloaf, NY, Columbus, OH, Flintstone, MD and more.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com.
6/5/202346 minutes, 3 seconds
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Never Happened Stories and Good Side Of Bad News 5/29/23

2 Bullshit stories and then a Woman has 2 Vaginas and more.  Join patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour in the follwing cities: Stamford, CT, Riverhead, NY, Springfield, NJ, Freehold, NJ, Flintstone, MD, Lakewood, OH, Sugarloaf, NY.  All info at Jimflorentine.com.
5/29/202349 minutes, 59 seconds
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Awful Yelp Reviews 5/22/23

A guy gives a one star review for his dryer, another guy complains about the taste of the food at a Denny's, another never happened story and Jim rants about the dumb Facebook games people play.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming up in the following cities:  Cleveland, Sugerloaf, NY, Stamford, CT, Riverhead, NY, Freehold, NJ, Columbus, OH and more.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com.
5/22/202343 minutes, 24 seconds
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Awful Slang Words 5/15/23

Cool beans, Insta, The Gram, Hangry, Appy Hour, Bye Felicia, awesome sauce and more words that should never be said.  Join patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Get your Everybody Is Awful Tshirt at Jimflorentine.com.  Check out Jim on tour May 18-20 Myrtle Beach, SC, June 24 Lakewood, OH, July 15 Columbus, OH.
5/15/202348 minutes, 56 seconds
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Never Happened Stories 5/8/23

More stories from people making shit up to get attention on socail media.  Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour: May 11-13 Fort Myers, FL May 18-20 Myrtle Beach, SC June 2 Stamford, CT June 3 Suffolk, Long Island, NY June 10 Springfield, NJ June 16 Freehold, NJ June 22 Flintstone, MD June 23 Lakewood, OH July 15 Columbus, OH All dates at Jimflorentine.com
5/8/202347 minutes, 28 seconds
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Awful dating Sites 5/1/23

More dumb people writing dumb shit on thier dating profiles.  Check out Jim on tour in the following cities: Fort Myers, FL Myrtle Beach, SC Stamford, CT Lakewood, OH Columbus, OH   Jimflorentine.com
5/1/202340 minutes, 5 seconds
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Good Side Of Bad News 4/24/23

There are 19 states were you can marry your cousin, a woman is caught having sex with her dog that is so disturbing the police won't talk about it and did a female porn star's appendix burst during an hour long sex session?  Check out Jim on tour in Orlando, Fort Myers, FL, Myrtle Beach, SC, Cleveland and Columbus, OH.  All dates at jimflorentine.com.
4/24/202344 minutes, 33 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/17/23

Dump people posting dumb quotes is this weeks Podcast.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine for $5 a month.  Check Jim at on tour in Buffalo 4/22, Toronto 4/21 and Orlando 4/28.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com.
4/17/202345 minutes, 33 seconds
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Awful Dating Sites 4/10/23

Be happy you are married or in a relationship because these dating profiles are horrendous.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  check out jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  April 18 Shamrock Comedy Club at the Field Fort Lauderdale, FL April 21 Royal Comedy Theater Toronto, Canada April 22 Rob's Comedy Playhouse Buffalo, NY April 28 Bonkerz Comedy Club Orlando, FL
4/10/202346 minutes, 12 seconds
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Awful Vanity Plates 4/3/23

Dumb Vanity Plates like PDINFULL, DADWHIP, PASTALUV, LFS BN GD, SKOOL GRL and more are discussed.  Also a never happened story with another guilty white woman who had a crazy innocent happen once again in a grocery store and her hero son came to the rescue. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour: April 18 Shamrock Comedy Club at the Field Fort lauderdale, FL April 21 Royal Comedy Theater Toronto, Canada April 22 Rob's Comedy Playhouse Buffalo, NY April 28 Bonkerz Comedy Club Orlando, FL. All dates at Jimflorentine.com
4/3/202347 minutes, 19 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 3/27/23

More meaningless quotes posted on social media that help no one. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week fopr $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour: March 30 Laugh Boston Boston, MA March 31 April 1 Governers Levittown, LI, NY April 18 Shamrock Comedy Club at the Field Fort lauderdale, FL April 21 Royal Crown Theater Toronto, Canada April 22 Rob's Comedy Playhouse Buffalo, NY April 28 Bonkerz Comedy Club Orlando, FL All dates at Jimflorentine.com  
3/27/202345 minutes, 50 seconds
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Awful Yelp Reviews 3/20/23 New

Here is the new Monday Podcast.  Last week's accidentley got posted.
3/20/202347 minutes, 32 seconds
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Awful Yelp Reviews 3/20/23

More babies that don't get there way when out at a restaurant.  One woman got so upset about her order she actually called 911.  Everybody is Awful shirts are available now at jimflorentine.com.  Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour: March 24,25 Uncle Vinnies Point Pleasant, NJ March 30 Laugh Boston Boston, MA March 31 April 1 Governers Levittown, Long Island, NY April 19 Shamrock Comedy Club Fort Lauderdale, FL April 22 Rob's Comedy Playhouse Buffalo, NY  
3/20/202344 minutes, 55 seconds
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Awful Slang Words 3/13/23

Jim goes over brutal slang words like It's lit, thirst trap, drip, catch these hands, you do you bro, living rent free in my head and more. Get 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour March 16-18 St. Louis, MO, March 24, 25 Point Pleasant, NJ, March 30 Boston, MA and March 31, April 1 Long Island, NY.  All dates on jimflorentine.com.  Brand new Everybody Is Awful T shirts available at Jimflorentine.com merchandise store.
3/13/202344 minutes, 55 seconds
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Never Happened Stories 3/6/23

More BS stories made up on social media.  Sorry no intro to the podcast this week.  technical issues.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at patreon.co/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour this month in St. Louis, MO, Marco Island, FL, Boston, MA and Point Pleasant, NJ.  All dates at jimflorentine.com.
3/6/202356 minutes, 41 seconds
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Awful Facebook Posts 2/27/23

Dumb people posting dumb stuff on Facebook.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out new Everybody Is Awful Podcast T-shirts at Jimflorentine.com and check out Jim on tour in March in Saratoga Springs, NY, Marco Island, FL, St. Louis, MO, Boston, MA, Point Pleasant, NJ, and Long Island, NY.
2/27/202350 minutes, 20 seconds
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Awful Baby Names 2/20/23

More dumb baby names to decipher.  New Everybody Is Awful T Shirts available now at jimflorentine.com.  Get 3 more episodes a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to Boston, Saratoga Springs, FL, St. Louis and Marco Island, FL.  All dates on jimflorentine.com
2/20/202342 minutes, 40 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 2/13/23

Dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that mean absolutely nothing.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour in the following cities like Boston, Saratoga Sprins, NY, St. Louis, MO, Marco Island, FL at jimflorentine.com.
2/13/202343 minutes, 26 seconds
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Super Bowl and Awful Sports Cliches 2/6/23

Jim talks about upcoming Super Bowl, how much Tony Romo sucks and awful sports cliches.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Boston, Myrtle Beach, St. Louis, Saratoga Springs, NY, Marco Island, FL, Rutherford, NJ and more.  Jimflorentine.com for all information. Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code Awful. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).   21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply.   $200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings.   Super Boost: Valid 1 Odds Boost Token per customer after opt-in each day for eligible Super Bowl LVII prop markets only. Token must be used BEFORE placing eligible bet between 6-9PM ET daily. Odds boosts and prop markets will vary. Max bet limits apply. Tokens are non-cashable, non-refundable, and cannot be withdrawn. Boost Token expire daily at 9PM ET. There are no restrictions on the funds a customer will receive if their bet wins. If their bet loses, they will not receive any reward. Offer period valid 2/6/23 - 2/11/23.   See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.  
2/6/202347 minutes, 58 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 1/30/23

More dumb shit posted on social media that motivates absolutely  no one.  Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to Scranton, PA, Dallas, TX, Boston, MA, St. Louis, MO and more at jimflorentine.com.
1/30/202335 minutes, 12 seconds
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Awful Yelp Reviews 1/23/23

More people complaining that everything didn't go perfect when they went to a restaurant.  Owners are starting to fight back and call out these bitches.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour this week Jan. 27,28 Comedy connection Providence, RI.  This week's episode is sponsored by Draftkings. Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code Awful. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply.   $200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings.   Stepped up Same Game Parlay: 1 Stepped Up Same Game Parlay Token issued per eligible NFL playoff game after opt-in. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. Profit boosted up to 100% (10+ legs for 100% boost).   Promotional offer period ends 2/12/23 at 11:59:59 PM ET.See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms  
1/23/202354 minutes, 31 seconds
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Never Happened Stories 1/15/23

More fake stories made up by desperate people on social media.  Sign up for Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week at for as little as $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code Awful. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. $200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings. Stepped up Same Game Parlay: 1 Stepped Up Same Game Parlay Token issued per eligible NFL playoff game after opt-in. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. Profit boosted up to 100% (10+ legs for 100% boost). Promotional offer period ends 2/12/23 at 11:59:59 PM ET.See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms  
1/16/202342 minutes, 57 seconds
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Awful 80's Songs 1/9/23

Forever Young by Rod Stewart, Dancing On The Ceiling By Lionel Ritchie, Groovy Kind Of Love by Phil Collins, My Girl Lolipop by Bad Manners and more terrible songs played in stores are discussed this week. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour Jan. 12-14 Sidesplitters Wesley Chapel, FL and Jan. 27, 28 Comedy Connection Providence, RI.  This Podcast is sponsored by Draftkings. Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code Awful. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).   21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI /NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded.  See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. No Sweat: Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10 free bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterm
1/9/202342 minutes, 54 seconds
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Awful T-Shirts 1/2/23

A couple of never happened stories and thensome terrible T-Shirts like I Wish I Was Beer, Druncle, Hair Bun, Coffee Run, Gangsta Rap, I Need A Nap and more brutal shirts.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim on tour: Jan. 12-14 Sidesplitters Wesley Chapel, FL Jan. 19 Beirgarten Asbury Park, NJ Jan. 27. 28 Comedy Connection Providence, RI
1/2/202347 minutes, 17 seconds
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Never Happened Stories 12/26/22

More people on social media making up stories to get attention.  Join Jim's Patreon to get 3 extra episodes a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.
12/26/202245 minutes, 50 seconds
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Good Side Of bad News

Jim talks about a bunch of stories of teachers banging their students.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a mnth at patreon.com/jimflorentine.
12/19/202232 minutes, 54 seconds
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Awful dating Sites 12/12/22

A couple of never happened stories and then we get to dating profiles of women that like pizza, wine and traveling.  Wow!  Who knew?  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. 
12/12/202246 minutes, 5 seconds
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Dumb Facebook Games and other nonsense

More childish adults playing dumb games and also more adults making up lies on social media. Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim in Detroit this weekend Dec. 9, 10 at House Of Comedy.  All tour dates at jimflorentine.com.
12/5/202236 minutes, 15 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 11/28/22

More dumb shit posted on social media for no reason.
11/28/202249 minutes, 6 seconds
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Awful Facebook Games 11/21/22

People wasting time online playing games.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim Live in Boca Raton, and Detroit in he next couple of weeks.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com
11/21/202240 minutes, 30 seconds
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Awful Slang Words 11/14/22

More dumb slang words that anyone over 16 years old should never use.  Join Jim's Patreon for $5 a month to hear 3 extra episodes a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim on tour:   Nov. 17-19 Key West Comedy Club Key West, FL Dec. 1 Delray Beach Comedy Club Delray Beach, FL Dec. 2 Kelsey Theater Lake Park, FL Dec. 3 Boca Black Box Boca Raton, FL Dec. 9,10 House Of Comedy Detroit, MI      
11/14/202241 minutes, 31 seconds
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Awful Yelp Reviews 11/7/22

Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour:   Nov. 17-19 Comedy Key West Key West, FL. Dec 2 Black Box Theater Lake Park, FL Dec. 3 Boca Black Box Boca Raton, FL All dates at jimflorentine.com
11/7/202234 minutes, 43 seconds
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Awful Yelp Reviews 10/31/22

More reviews of spoiled people not getting there way at a restaurant.  Join Jim's patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim on tour:   Nov. 3 Vulcan Gas Co Austin, TX Nov. 4,5 Hyenas Fort Worth, TX Mov. 17-19 Comedy Key West Key West, FL Jimflorentine.com
10/31/202242 minutes, 32 seconds
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Never Happened Stories 10/24/22

A bunch of bullshit made up stories.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  This Podcast is sponsored by Draft Kings. Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code AWFUL. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/TN/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).   21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 pregame moneyline bet. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Bet must win. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm. Risk-Free Stepped Up SGP: 1 Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. Ends at start of final game of the 2022-2023 NBA Season. See eligibility & terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/basketballterms.  
10/24/202250 minutes, 46 seconds
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Awful Facebook Posts 10/17/22

More dumb stuff posted on Facebook.  It never ends.  Sign up for 3 extra podcasts a week at pateron.com/jimflorentine for $5 a month.  Catch Jim on tour this week in Albany,Syracuse and NYC and Atlanta and Nashville next week.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com.
10/17/202245 minutes, 33 seconds
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Dumb Facebook Games 10/10/22

First a story a fake story about a woman saying she almost got kidnapped and she warns everyone out there to stay safe.  Yeah, no shit lady.  Then onto the childish and immature games people waste their time with on Facebook. Sign up to Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour this fall in Omaha, Syracuse, Albany, Atlanta, Nashville, Dallas, Key West, Boca Raton and Detroit.  All dates at jimflorentine.com.
10/10/202239 minutes, 10 seconds
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Good Side Of Bad News

Crazy stories with most coming from Florida.  Get 3 more episodes a week for as low as $5 a month by joining Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  catch Jim this week on tour in Cuyahoga Falls, OH, and next week in Omaha, NE.  All dates at jimflorentine.com.
10/3/202242 minutes, 4 seconds
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Awful Facebook Posts 9/26/22

If you want to hear 3 extra podcasts of anger and rage every week join Jim's Patreon for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 out now and still the number 1 comedy album on the charts.  Check out Jim on tour in Kenosha, WI, Akron, OH, Omaha, NE in the next few weeks.  All dates are on jimflorentine.com
9/26/202242 minutes, 17 seconds
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Awful Facebook Posts 9/19/22

Someone taking pictures documenting their vacation like anyone gives a fuck.  Also, another middle aged couple writing love notes to each other on Facebook and a Mother lets everyone know in a Twitter post that her daughter tried to take her own life.  She probably should have kept that one to herself.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts for as little as $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.            Tour Dates Sept. 30, Oct. 1 Kenosha Comedy Club Kenosha, WI Oct. 6-8 Funnystop Cuyahoga Falls, OH Oct. 14,15 Funnybone Omaha, NE
9/19/202235 minutes, 29 seconds
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Awful 80's Songs 9/12/22

Jim goes over Dumb 80's songs that are played in stores for no reason whatsoever.  Also, on the Podcast today is a brand new never before heard Terrorizing Telemarketer Vol. 7 track called Lunch Specials.  Album is out on 9/16 and you can preorder it here: orcd.co/telemarketers
9/12/202248 minutes, 59 seconds
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Preview of the upcoming NFL season

Jim starts off with a couple of never happened stories then talks NFL and the upcoming season.  Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week.  Go to Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Preorder the new Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 out Sept. 16 here: https://orcd.co/telemarketers    This podcast is brought to you by Draft Kings.  Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code AWFUL. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms.
9/5/202244 minutes, 27 seconds
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Never Happened Stories 8/29/22

More made up stories by pathetic people on social media.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month.  Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Pre order Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 here: https://orcd.co/telemarketers
8/29/202244 minutes, 47 seconds
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Awful Yelp Reviews 8/22/22

Couple of never happened stories and then onto people bitching about not getting their way at a business they went to.  What a bunch of fucking babies.  Join Jim's Patreon at Patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra Podcasts a week for as little as $5 a month.  Also pre order the new Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 out Sept. 16 here: https://orcd.co/telemarketers 
8/22/202248 minutes, 4 seconds
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Good Side Of Bad News 8/15/22

Woman has sex with her dog as boyfriend films it, woman airs out her panties on an airplane, Wife hides guy she's having an affair with in her own house and more.  New Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 preorder available here:  http://orcd.co/telemarketers.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim on tour this fall in Omaha, NE, Fort Worth, TX, Akron, OH, Detroit, MI, Boca Raton, FL and more.  All dates at jimflorentine.com.
8/15/202236 minutes, 27 seconds
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Awful Dating Sites 8/8/22

Women are dating sites like wine, traveling and eating french fries off your plate.  Shocking! Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.
8/8/202246 minutes, 17 seconds
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Awful T Shirts 8/1/22

Terrible shirts like Permanently Tired, I'm strong like my Coffee, I'm not single I have a Dog. etc.... beyond brutal!  Check out my Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for as little as $5 at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour: Aug. 2 The Starboard Dewey Beach, DE Aug. 4 Brokeridge Bellmore Long Island, NY Aug 5 Chaz and AJ comedy benefit show Orange, CT Aug. 12,13 Uncle Vinnies Comedy Club Point Pleasant, NJ Aug. 25 B Side Comedy Club Scarsdale, NY
8/1/202245 minutes, 44 seconds
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Random Rants 7/25/22

Next Door douchebag wants a dress code for the neighborhood, Chappelle show cancelled, guy gives constant updates on catching covid. Who cares? Join Jim's Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month.  Check out Jim on tour: Aug. 2 Dewey Beach, DE Aug. 4 Bellmore Long Island, NY Aug. 5 Orange, CT All dates at Jimflorentine.com
7/25/202240 minutes, 8 seconds
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Random Rants 7/17/22

Sorry no intro music to this episode.  Technical problems.  Check out patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week.  I'll be performing in Fairfield, CT 7/21 and Indianapolis 7/22.  All info on jimflorentine.com
7/18/202241 minutes, 13 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 7/10/22

Audio clip of a podcast listener calling out a newscaster for his dumb slang word he used on live TV.  Also, a bunch of dumb inspirational quotes that mean nothing and help no one. Sign up for Jim's Patreon for as little as $5 a month for 3 extra podcasts a week.  See Jim live this week 7/14-16 in Rochester, NY and next week 7/21 in Fairfield, CT and 7/22 Indianapolis.  All tour dates on jimflorentine.com
7/11/202243 minutes, 35 seconds
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Random Rants 6/30/22

A guy gives his jail time a 5 star yelp review, another "Almost" kidnapping on the nextdoor app and some asshole posts a picture of a dead fawn for sympathy.
7/4/202245 minutes, 59 seconds
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Awful Yelp Reviews 6/27/22

More people bitching they didn't get their way including a business that was closed but stayed open for a mad customer and he wound up giving them a one star yelp review for being out of french fries!  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts for a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim performing live in Milwaukee, Tampa, Orlando and Rochester, NY in the next few weeks.  All dates are at jimflorentine.com.
6/27/202244 minutes, 27 seconds
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Never Happened Stories 6/13/22

Jim goes over a bunch of made up stories on social media from some desperate people looking for attention. Sign up at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month.  Check out Jim on tour in the following cities below in the next couple of weeks.  All tour information at jimflorentne.com. Fredricksburg, VA. Baltimore, MD, Vineland, NJ. Albany, NY. Syracuse, NY. Princeton, NJ. Milwaukee, WI. Tampa, FL. Orlando, FL. Rochester, NY. Indianapolis, IN.
6/13/202244 minutes, 50 seconds
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Awful Facebook Posts 6/6/22

Jim goes over a couple of never happened stories and then onto dumb Facebook posts.  Grown ups posting about how much they like to drink.  Wow, how fucking original!  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week and hear some new Terrorizing Telemarketer tracks before the new album comes out.  Check out Jim in the following cities in the next few weeks.  All info on jimflorentine.com. Hartford, CT, Fredricksburg, VA, Baltimore, MD, Vineland, NJ, Albany, NY, Syracuse, NY and Princeton, NJ.
6/6/202242 minutes, 5 seconds
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Awful Dating Sites 5/30/22

Jim goes over dating profiles and the ridiculous demands that these women want.  Sign up for Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour this month in the following cities below.  All dates on jimflorentine.com. Pottstown, PA Springfield, NJ Albany, NY Syracuse, NY Fredricksburg, VA Vineland, NJ Hartford, CT Princeton, NJ Baltimore, MD
5/30/202243 minutes, 42 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 5/19/22

Jim talks about some terrible quotes that get posted that are completely meaningless.  Sign up for Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week plus hear some brand new Terrorizing Telemarketers tracks from the upcoming album.  patreon.com/jimflorentine
5/23/202244 minutes, 30 seconds
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Random Rants 5/16/22

Jim talks about a story of a girl that he was in love with years ago.  Then he goes over a few Never Happened posts, some dumb Facebook games, Netflix telling their employees to quit crying and a horrific post about a woman bragging she painted some walls in her house.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 at patreon.com/jimflorentine
5/16/202244 minutes, 9 seconds
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Awful Facebook Posts 5/9/22

Jim talks about a ridiculous story that never happened and then moves on to dumb Facebook Posts about "fun" board games to play, dumb names for drink specials and a woman eating a whole chocolate bar and saying she had a "Snackccident."  Beyond brutal. Sign up for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.
5/9/202247 minutes, 52 seconds
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Awful Baby Names 5/2/22

Jim goes over bad baby names including Blaze, Saxton, Zeppelin, Maclaren and more.  Subscribe to Patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 a month. 
5/2/202242 minutes, 28 seconds
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Awful 80's Songs 4/25/22

Jim goes over a couple of never happened stories and then gets into the shitty songs played in stores from the 80's including Starship Nothing is gonna stop us now, Beach Boys Kokomo, Shalamar Dancing in the sheets and more.  Sign up for 3 extra Everything Is Awful Podcasts for as little as $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine
4/25/202245 minutes, 51 seconds
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Gilbert, Napa Valley and Concert Drinking

Jim tells some Gilbert Gottfried stories, Napa Valley and Concert Drinking.  Subscribe to Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5.  Patreon.com/jimflorentine
4/17/202239 minutes, 50 seconds
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Awful Slang Words 4/10/22

Jim talks about awful words such as Adorbs, Rock It, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy and Beniffer. Sign up for Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine
4/11/202249 minutes, 1 second
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Awful Yelp Reviews 4/4/22

Jim talks about Will Smith being pussy whipped, awful yelp reviews and his son makes an appearance on the podcast.  Join Jim's Patreon for as little as $5 a month for 3 extra podcasts a week.  Patreon.com/jimflorentine
4/4/202241 minutes, 48 seconds
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Awful T Shirts 3/28/22

People bitching about gas prices and some of the dumbest T Shirts out there are discussed on this weeks podcast.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra episodes a week for as low as $5.  patreon.com/jimflorentine
3/26/202238 minutes, 58 seconds
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Awful Inspirational Quote 3/21/22

 Jim goes over a bunch of dumb inspiring quotes and talks about Action Park and the stuois shit him and his friends did there.  Join my Patreon for 3 eaxtra podcasts a week for as low as $5 a month.. Patreon.com/jimflorentine
3/21/202246 minutes, 8 seconds
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Awful Vanity Plates.

Jim talks about dumb people getting dumb personalized plates hoping that strangers might notice them.  For as low as $5 you can get an extra 3 podcasts a week by joining https://www.patreon.com/jimflorentine
3/14/202246 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Good Side Of Bad News

Jim goes over some crazy stories.
3/7/202246 minutes, 11 seconds
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Awful Dating Sites

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2/28/202247 minutes, 44 seconds