Chelsea debuts a new dramatic play-in-progress reading excerpt at Vulture Fest, this time set against the backdrop of a barren island off the coast of Massachusetts. "Thacher Island" features a fisherwoman marooned on an island whose son is mysteriously lost at sea, a seagull named Silver, a dark secret, and a pair of strange visitors who may change things forever... Q&A follows. Starring John Early, Kaitlin Olson, and Xosha Roquemore. Stage directions read by Deanna Barillari.   Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free and early access to bonus content: https://apple.co/callchelseaperettiSee omnys

As a holiday gift, we offer you this classic CCP dramatic play excerpt reading, which many callers claim is a family holiday listening tradition. Written by Chelsea Peretti. With Kate Berlant, John Early, Yassir Lester, Esther Povitsky, Xosha Roquemore, Emily Spivey and narration by Dave King. Q&A follows.   Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free and early access to bonus content: https://apple.co/callchelseaperettiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tinseltown MUA Nova Kaplan visits the studio to discuss tiktok makeup trends such as: pumpkin girl makeup, cloud makeup, faux freckles, red carpet looks, and stage makeup, while giving Chelsea a "Latte Girl" beat. Chelsea tries to get her barky dog to bark and learns he is no show-pony. A caller pretends she has old skin. A lass with mild eczema on her knuckles shares her girlfriend's harrowing medical tale. A gent is mysteriously cured of Psoriasis. Famous dermatologist Dr. Emma dishes on bot flies and her gory skin disorder series "Save My Skin." She compares cutting open boils and cysts to unboxing videos. Immediately thereafter Ojai Bakestress Emily Alben penetrates Chelsea's mouth with 3 types of LEMONY DESSERT!!! Chelsea erroneously whitesplains hot sauce! Etc. Plus: slammin' new music cues from the iheart vault!     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Call Chelsea Podcast returns with calls about PEPSI LOVING BEARS! CARROT LOVING HORSES! TUCKED SHEETS! BAKED POTATOES! Featuring ASMR, coffee songs, an analysis of trying to get shredded (including push-up condescension), new sound effects, couture sound effects, a caller named Crisp, and a caller who treats Chelsea like a patient. Cake pops emerge as a super villain. From meandering to over-produced - there’s sure to be something for everyone! Aggressive sound work done in post by friend of the show and music producer Kool Kojak. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The legendary podcast returns, imagining what happened BEFORE it in time AND space- jk its just a new version of the pod! Now with interviews, live taste tests, special guests, makeovers, video, and stuff like that but still maintaining the integrity of medical and bear fixations. And you: the caller.    New episodes starting November 9. Follow on TikTok to call in live!: https://www.tiktok.com/@callchelseaperettiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chelsea speaks with callers as per usual except this time its from home during a pandemic. Kojak creates music in pod in honor of upcoming EP release: “Foam and Flotsam” on all streaming platforms 4/21.

Some hot takes and soon an asteroid will kill us all if a pandemic doesn’t first. 

Kojak continues to misunderstand show business and Chelsea makes a new friend talking about Love Island. Another masterpiece.

In this very special episode, Chelsea responds to an online comment that said she is mean to her listeners with a fully earnest podcast. Positivity is front and center! The listeners feelings now come first. A happy accident results in a simulcall with the very special Callers 1, 2, and 3. See what you think!

Sea Captain Chelsea Peretti hosts the 3rd ep in the reboot of her call-in podcast. Kojak is there and participatory. We are the chompions of the World.

In an episode now dedicated to the callers and voters of Kentucky, Chelsea and album super-producer “Kojak” educate listeners on Music. The incredible and giving duo help people achieve music-related dreams and eventually save the earth. A van with two insane women calls, a tattoo artist, etc. A fun game would be to see if you can note moments of extreme post production in this episode! Don’t miss the end... something special for the longtime listeners...

Call Chelsea Peretti is back after a lengthy and debatably restorative century long hiatus. Was too much coffee dranken during the cast? Yes. Is dranken a word? Hard to say. Chelsea takes questions about her album from devoted fans of her music. 

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Reading of a rural family drama play written by Chelsea Peretti. Q&A with the actors to follow. With Kate Berlant, John Early, Yassir Lester, Esther Povitsky, Xosha Roquemore, Emily Spivey and narration by Dave King.

After a lengthy hiatus, a bumbling technical shitstorm kicks off what may be the rockiest start to a podcast in American history. This results in an extremely candid feel, which will be magical for the diehard fan only (fans of the movie Diehard). Please

A voicemail from Chelsea Peretti.

After John Mulaney and Nick Kroll cancel, two weird dudes stop by.

This masterful pod, which can be studied like a master class in comedy, was recorded approximately 8 weeks ago with dear, dear colleague Nick Kroll. Unfortunately the episode was taken over by hostile media vamp Bobby Bottleservice and his terrible girlfr

Chelsea composed this special travel-cast while staring at the Thames.

Chelsea and callers explore themes of mental health, positive thinking, tumblr fails and frustrations that will never be healed, a beautifully penned lost treatise on Hollywood, travel and wanderlust, London, beans, snacks, doom, dread, darkness, sisterho

A podcast, like a human being, needs time to reflect and grow. After an 8 year hiatus CCP emerges from its meditative trance with new wisdom. Recorded live in Chelsea's vacation home on a secluded Southern California beach, this ep features plenty of soun

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TIM HEIDECKER VISITS

White recluse Chelsea Peretti is joined by boss and acquaintance Mike Schur for a dazzling array of calls: diseases, animal attacks, MSG, and Regis Philbin are all touched on, etc. A new favorite snack is revealed! Brendon Walsh and acquaintance David Cho

Two young American comedy masterminds, both treasured acquaintances of Chelsea Peretti, stop by for a cast and to celebrate great news: the advancement of their respective careers. Jerrod Carmichael and Yassir Lester gab with Chelsea and callers about: ar

In this characteristically powerful episode of the podcast recorded on a gray day in LA, Chelsea seeks to discuss shows and things that no one watches and get product recommendations from a bunch of stumped callers. Two first time callers lose their v-car

Grab a cup of cider sit in front of the fire with your loved ones and play this cozy wintertime podcast in your warm homes! A celebration of love, life, tradition.......and there's even a food test! Winky face emoji then the one that is blushing.

Colleague of the show, Tchaiko Omawale visits for a discussion of leisure wear, dogs, America, race, class, social media, holidays, selfies, campfires. We call our friend Ibrahim. A caller gives Tchaiko a Jamaican food test. Etc.

Big Brother talk, waiting for Zach to call, families, stereotypes, food, accents, sweatpants, man skirts, how to meet someone, sugar, MA Air K calls, bounced from the VIP, Top Chef scallops, stretch break, singing, goofy car services, conversation enders,

Great calls. Discussion of back braces, uber, tipping, traveling, gifs, external site links, pills, saying hon, women, competence, accents, the existence of other nations, castles, boxed carbonara, Big Brother (prior to finale), shrimp heads, pasta, color

An ex NBA dancer calls and a web designer calls so this ep is definitely in Chelsea's sweet spot. Panic about the state of the world, concerns about being a carnivore, a serious explosion etc. *Recorded before the passing of Joan Rivers. Rest In Peace, co

The supreme spirit Tchaiko Omawale returns to talk about the Kickstarter for her coming of age narrative film about first times and secrets and envy. We take calls about: exercise addiction, binging, starving, puking, end times eating, prisoner last meals

Lots of Big Brother talk w last seasons long haired houseguest slash pizza boy McCrea! Strategy. Slop. Entertainment. Security. Showmances. The live feeds. So fun. Life is a dream. BB bro, bb.

The prison industrial complex and the complex world of roach infestations - two powerful topics collide on this episode featuring documentary filmmaker Josh Rofe (softly talking about his new doc: Lost for Life) and podcast engineer Dustin Marshall (talki

After many glorious life experiences, Chelsea returns to Staples Center to record her show and get reacquainted with a powerful collection of callers.

Chelsea Peretti channels life from an undisclosed location to her podcast using a robot.

A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

LA COMEDY ACT YASSIR LESTER JOINS CHELSEA PERETTI FOR: TORNADOES. ROAD FOOT. SOLANGE. ONE D. IGGY. DANNITY. MIXED DUDES. ZANE HAIR. HARRY HAIR. TOUR TALK. SINGING. SAYING NUMBERS. BOOTY SHOTS AND THE BUTT ERA. APPARENTLY YASSIR MET RITA ORA. RUSHMORE. HOM

A powerful episode in which Chelsea gets her majestic dog to make some small howl sounds on the record. Much excitement (from Chelsea) about her one hour special taping in her hometown Bay Area. Chelsea begins to question her "murder" theme and feels some

AN ADVENTURE IN CEVICHE LYME DISEASE TV COLLEGE MARRIAGE MURDER SPRING WATER TECHNOLOGY LIONS BEARS FERRYS BERKELEY CLEVELAND BLASE DENTISTRY 2014 DRY-CLEANING with new sound effects and some special shout outs including to small business owners. Also som

A wondrous and rare morning recording of CCP. Discussion of The Bachelor. A dog walker who knows little to nothing about dogs calls! Chore anxiety. Sardine FOMO. NY/LA. Falafel pukeballs. The wealthy person proliferation mystery. Apocalypse fantasy. An En

Bears, coyotes versus wolves, campfire story intonation, a precocious teen caller, Oscar talk, tour, dog apparel politics, cruelty & dreams, customer service robots, sweat pant gown, mountain time etc etc

A discussion of acupuncture, the id, male dog care, sausage, vday, bills, vacationing, anxiety, stand up comedy, personality types etc. Much singing and rejoicing, etc.

A male nurse calls from a shed. Lots of discussion of music and the arts: Bruno Mars, Walter Mitty, August Osage County. A call from master gif-assembler Liza Dye for a debate on Beyoncé, Miley, Tina Turner, discussion of Golden Globes, NY and LA, etc. Lo

Chelsea struggles with new money guilt. Callers explain risks of rope swings and karaoke. Social anxiety at puppy adoption failure. Growing Alaska interest. Poodle groomer websites. Ice cream sandwiches. Kona coffee. A caller gives Chelsea an exhaustive P

Gabe Liedman and Jenny Slate join Chelsea Peretti for some good old fashioned bong. Beyoncé album talk. A caller discusses a negging Nancy. A caller tricks us into insulting him. Beyoncé. Song memory lane. Bong.

Colleague Brendon Walsh drops by to pray with Chelsea. Ramen. Almond. Gaymen.

Stage murderer and dear, dear, close colleague Chris Delia comes on the PC we all know and love, taking calls with reluctant luminary Chelsea Peretti on topics such as: Batkid, Jah Rule in traffic, the comedian procedural obsession, blocking people on soc

A sound effect heavy episode, exploring the ramifications of carbonara, cumin, and Halloween. The first 3-way call occurs and triggers an extremely vague scary story swap, with penetrating follow up questions! Chelsea stumbles into the dark underbelly of

Are you a true silly billy? Great news. This is one of the silliest episodes of CCP to date. Anggie Martinez hosts and Iyama Vansant drops by to take calls with and heal Chelsea and Anggie. Some very down callers trigger dark jackpots. Shouting. Depressio

Chelsea questions her general competency levels. A girl who got fired calls. Tights. Nespresso. Bills. A chilling tale which triggers a jackpot sound. Some Gina Linetti questions from a dear, dear misguided caller. Frozen fish sticks. Anchovies. Clam past

Lots of singing and caller food interrogations, with mixed results. A guy tells of his gf or wife or something getting hit by a car, etc.

Acquaintance to the show, up-and-coming comedian Pete Holmes joins comedy legend Chelsea Peretti to take some calls. Much singing and chanting ensues. Pete gets acquainted w the show sound effects. Pete's laugh versus a leafblower. An apocalypse expert ca

Chelsea and callers discuss everlasting love, Sunflowers, "this is my LA" vines, tech rage (password proliferation, phone trees, app transfer), electronic cigarettes, ghosts slash insanity, Hawaii, Korean food, beauty products and largely: Iyanla Van Zant

All the greats call on this cherished ep. Penny! Liza! Ty! Tartina! Some food tests. Talk of Whitney, Iyanla, Oprah and other powerful white people! Young Ethan tells a harrowing tale about a near-deadly concert. A newly engaged guy calls. The phenom of l

Philly boi Brendon Walsh pretends to be a call screener. Relentless discussion of whether listeners consider a certain brilliant snack idea to be a viable option. Oregano food test. Restaurant closing time etiquette. Brendon gets frisky with male callers.

American songwriter and music legend Richard Marx visits the podcast to take calls with American comedy legend Chelsea Peretti. All you really need to know about this ep is Chelsea tries to root out a gay experience in Richard's past and at some point RM

Two guys with probable personality disorders call in, one working thru his mommy issues and the other asking vaguely insulting meandering questions! A religious missionary calls and gets freaky. A dude with ten maladies calls including ringworm and an inf

American comedian Chelsea Peretti tries to brush up on her Spanish in this historic ep until she is intimidated by a fluent caller from Mexico City. A therapist calls with a tale pertaining to necrophilia! A pastors son shares multiple unsettling acronyms

Comedian and legendary podcaster Chelsea Peretti is mentally troubled by the sighting of a single insect in her mold be-spotted home. Why? 80,000 legs and movement the speed of light!!!! Callers are almost all male and none are interested in the topic of

Inventor of the internet, brother of podcaster Chelsea Peretti, and self-proclaimed "empathetic person" - JONAH PERETTI is in Hollywood and in the studio for this treasured ep. A self-hating Jew calls in! People who ask for a topic get hung up on. Chelsea

Top comedian Chelsea Peretti falls into a smart phone discussion wormhole with many callers, whilst others bring up: "Love and Hip Hop", politics (of vine and twitter only), Antiques Roadshow, ropes courses, blonds, a bad breakup, "nice" guys, Tyrese, and

Black mold shower simulation! Beloved Patrick of West Virginia! MONKEY ATTACK STORY! Lebanese food test! Vine! Andrew returns! Bay girl who got punched in a movie. Pistorius developments. Toilet snifter.

Big day for alleged comedian Chelsea Peretti! New podcast sound effects make for a spiritual journey deep into right and wrong and much, much more. Discussion of: subtweeting, hot dog condiments, comedy as a cure for dark times, skincare, Daft Punk, puppi

Should Chelsea and all of society let go and go full psycho? This and more is rapidly pondered by CCP podcast callers and America's beloved comedian in a reckless state of coffee and black mold altered-consciousness.

Chelsea admires the artistry in a clubby Spanish coffee anthem, discusses Apple fritters, apple products, duck eggs, "psychological pricing," Blink 182, Teen Mom 2, etc. Also! Recovered H addict aka "Word is Bond" Andrew calls again - hot off his Cinco de

Chelsea's casual acquaintance aka treasured "friend of a friend" Moshe Kasher returns to the show as do two repeat callers: the high school class president updates us on all the many tasks he is currently tasked with (1 task) and an old enemy caller calls

Legendary American personality Chelsea Peretti takes calls from a group of deep and feeling individuals, pondering love and friendship w some dude, Mormon snacks w a Mormon guy, current events, comedy, etc. Less hang ups, more gettin-to-know-you.

Intensely likeable comedian Chelsea Peretti listens to your voicemails and takes calls in this cherished ep. Gym rats, House of cards, divorce, vine, voicemail intonation, LA beanies, a minor bear attack, The Case of the Traumatized Goose, Josh Doouamel,

Chelsea Peretti takes calls from a variety of Americans discussing: dog injuries, trailmix, generous laughter, vinyasa yoga, Girl Scout cookies, etc. Also! A lengthy call from Hollywood resident and probable multi-millionaire Harris Wittels.

Joe Mande joins extra coffee-cranked American legend Chelsea Peretti (TIME Magazine Top Tweeter, 2013) for calls about driving off a cliff, Howard hair trends, Mary J Blige, sleep paralysis, the Illuminati, plagues, hot tub maintenance, and blocking peopl

In this controversial ep Chelsea gets food tested, gives unsolicited dating advice, recalls nightwalks, erroneously imagines a caller to be the Stouffers heiress and forgets to play the song teased at the beginning of the show. Introducing: The Case of Th

Top podcast host and American great Chelsea Peretti is joined by comedian Moshe Kasher in studio, taking calls from: young lovers Kendrick and Pam in ATL, an aggressive open mic comedian who both insults and aggrandizes them, a DC tour guide, a militant p

Tchaiko returns to take calls with Chelsea. A guy who's real into his gf calls. A lady who works at Yelp talks food. A son of a slumlord calls and does NBA-based sex-talk to CP over her signature music. Discussion of girls making the first move. Tchaiko a

Zero signature sound effects are used in this wondrous ep -- frontloaded with tons of Hawaii talk -- featuring special guest Adam Scott and numerous callers named stuff like "John" and "Matt." Hawaii, solo vacations, the relatable condos-versus-resorts de

Chelsea's dear college friend (beloved American director Tchaiko Omawale) joins her for what may be a top ep of the tens of thousands so far. Beards! Cologne! Feet! New song by Kool Kojak! Call from Bronx correspondent Kid Mero! Lots of sexy music. Show b

Hannibal Buress, Paul Scheer, Pete Holmes join Chelsea in Utah's Park City for this live ep clip show, answering audience questions and discussing: street fights, motorboating, Girls, Django, mayo, pancakes versus waffles, Game of Thrones, horse-sized duc

Chelsea shares audio from a singing hotel elevator in Denver, learns about "weenie taps," speaks to a history buff in Bangkok, chats about singing legend Anita Baker, and "discovers" Howard Stern. Plus: a new song from Reggie Watts.

A male caller cannot stop compulsively talking. A girl from Austin grills Chelsea. Repeat callers get through to an unnerving degree. Chelsea gives college advice. Discussion of flu shots, cellphone chargers, music festival fashion, sauerkraut, beets, fal

Chelsea shares clips from her holiday roadtrip, listens to caller tragedies, realizes she should have been an emergency dispatcher, receives a voicemail from episode 1's own Oliver from Germany and gets confirmation that mercury is, in fact, in retrograde

American comedian Chelsea Peretti takes calls from random American greats (including Parks and Recreation writer Aisha Muharrar) on the topic of "Internet Pet Peeves" and tries to push for the revolutionary creation of an Internet Love Brigade. Discussion

American hero Chelsea Peretti checks caller voicemails (including a guy who says he's good-looking and so has no relationship problems and a diabetic who had a terrible mishap). She also discusses women who propose to men, mayo as a white people condiment

In this historic 10th episode cult phenom Chelsea Peretti checks in with callers about their manners, dreams of a world in which Beyonce listens to her podcast, shares her harrowing tale of 2nd degree burn care, exploits her family, and premieres a booty-

The 9th installment of this now classic American podcast includes a new game called The Chavezes, a high-school class president who tries to seduce Chelsea, finger tip disasters, BTs, suicidal ideation, Cornell West's twitter bio, and calls with Tim Heide

Lotta caller chemistry as Chelsea finally gets her much-coveted bear story, debuts a new song, debuts a new food test, speaks with a young man about his brief flirtation with natural deoderant, calls her beloved 90 year old grama, and finds out she's poss

Comedy legend Bill Burr (the podcast world's Guns N Roses) tears down Chelsea's many walls he claims she has up as they discuss politics, pie, old people, the film Precious, Bill's botched TV entrance, gold-diggers, the apocalypse, redhead extinction, and

Chelsea tries to learn life coping mechanisms, frequently over sexy music. Is offered Clippers tickets, loses connection. Etc

Revered comedian Chelsea Peretti speaks to a Hollywood Christian. American singing legend Richard Marx sings about Moo Goo Gai Pan and Mochas. Aziz Ansari calls in for an intense discussion of Think Like a Man. Some guy tries desperately to outsass Chelse

In this episode Chelsea tries to be nicer to callers. A new song is premiered! A chef calls, Nick Kroll calls, Retta calls, a guy calls Chelsea a bitch, more abuse is confirmed, and Chelsea tests listeners on their food taste. Also: vomit, love.

So many excellent callers in this historic episode: a Canadian who has a gang of pygmy goats and donkey, a girl being bullied by the “popular hoes” at her school, Chelsea's incoherent nephews, and a dude who realizes he was abused. Also! Chelsea tells the

In this groundbreaking 2nd episode American comedic legend Chelsea Peretti premieres a new sound effect and tackles a roving series of topics with her saintlike call-in guests: a dude who squandered his minor league baseball fortune on sush, a gay murdere

In this already classic pilot episode Chelsea takes the temp of her callers: the son of a white supremacist, a weird German dude, a pizza delivery girl, The Kid Mero (her only friend in the Bronx), and more. Debut of Coffee Crankin Thru My Sys song.