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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

English, Comedy, 1 season, 127 episodes, 3 days, 15 hours, 3 minutes
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The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.
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#125: Trump Juror PSYOP + Biden Coup Underway? + Ari Shaffir on Antisemitism + TFH History

This week we fall victim to the Trump jury psy-op, then we get into whether the Biden coup is underway and the heavy betting on Michelle Obama being the Democrat nominee.Also this week we talk how XG joined TFH and what happened with Off the Grid Ryan, Bryan Johnson's vampire status, gay Star Wars, the left eating their own with respect to Caitlin Clark, Ari Shaffir vs. Howie Mandel on antisemitism, and whether we are being primed for martial law.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
6/10/20242 hours, 3 minutes, 22 seconds
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#124: Trump Convicted + Dave Smith Nails Chris Cuomo On Rogan Lies + Mark the TFH Booker is in Trouble

Sam reveals that Mark the Tin Foil Hat booker is in big trouble, then we discuss President Trump's conviction, Dave Smith nailing Chris Cuomo about his treatment of Joe Rogan on Patrick Bet-David's network, Lizzo's reaction to South Park, Biden's latest gaffe, Sam getting Brendan Dassey'd by Jesse Lee Peterson, the NRA's big Supreme Court case, and so much more.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
6/3/20242 hours, 11 minutes, 40 seconds
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#123: Hollywood Backs Kevin Spacey + Bobby Lee Cancels + King Charles' Creepy Portrait + Sam's Sharty Week

This week we talk about Hollywood going to bat for Kevin Spacey, then we get into Sam's strange week, which included Bobby Lee bailing on a show to go on a date, before talking about moving to Austin, King Charles' creepy portrait, the Vatican's new guidelines on apparitions, and Prince Andrew not paying his bills.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
5/20/20241 hour, 55 minutes, 44 seconds
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#122: RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm + Chris Cuomo's Ivermectin Regret + Roddy Piper's Ghost Text + Sam's 'Racist' Comedy

We're back this week to talk Sam's "racist" comedy (according to the "Sad Boyz" of YouTube), then we get into RFK Jr.'s brain worm, Chris Cuomo's Ivermectin regrets on Patrick Bet-David's show, Roddy Piper's voice message to Hulk Hogan from beyond the grave, and the insane story of Sam's acting class score.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
5/13/20241 hour, 37 minutes, 3 seconds
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#121: Trump/Biden Clones? + Sibrel on Rogan + Howard Stern Sells Out + Sam's Hotel Nightmare

Sam recaps his Oregon hotel nightmare, then we get into Adolf's true role, MLK and adult films, Bart Sibrel's appearance on Joe Rogan, a secret recording of a Hollywood manager saying they can't accept white men, Taylor Swift's dancing, Seinfeld's take on the "extreme left," Howard Stern selling out, and whether Biden and Trump are clones.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
5/1/20241 hour, 48 minutes, 24 seconds
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#120: "Alex Jones Gets His Flowers" + Sam's Pizza Conspiracy + Tucker on Rogan

We are "juggling and struggling" on this new episode, where we get into Tucker Carlson's appearance on Joe Rogan, where they praise Alex Jones for his foresight. Also this week, Sam shares a new pizza conspiracy, gets beat by his daughter at a child's game, and, prompted by Higherside Chats, we discuss an issue facing "conspiracy" podcasts.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
4/24/20242 hours, 2 minutes, 41 seconds
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#119: "Sam's N(word)ightmare" + Was Dave Chappelle Cloned? + Bigfoot Pronoun Theatre

Sam recaps his eventful week on Twitter dealing with the fallout of a viral joke, then we take a look at Jim Breuer's comments suggesting that Dave Chappelle might have been cloned. Later in the show we learn that Canadian taxpayers may soon be paying for "novel bottom surgery" -- that is to say, giving someone the equipment for both genders. Also this week, Bigfoot Theatre makes its return.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
4/17/20241 hour, 36 minutes, 38 seconds
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#118: "Sam Slips Up" + Cannibals in LA? + Neuralink Glory ****s

We're back after a long break to find that Sam has slipped up a little, that cannibals might be running amok in LA, that Neuralink is revolutionizing self-pleasure, and that 'God' is back in California classrooms. Also this week Sam considers buying a golf course, reveals there was an emergency at a recent show, and gets into the brilliance of Shogun.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
4/1/20241 hour, 57 minutes, 23 seconds
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#117: "Loser States" + Elon's Twitter Clone + Sam Addresses LA Comedy Scene + P. Diddy Blackmail?

After a little break, we return with a packed episode, including Sam's sincere address to the L.A. comedy scene, an important characterization of the state of this country, news of green lasers being used to guide lightning (and video), Elon's Twitter soundalike which has even Elon himself dumbfounded, Iran's bit antarctic play, P. Diddy as a possible blackmail agent, and loads more.Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
3/11/20242 hours, 2 minutes, 53 seconds
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#116: "Sam Accidentally Live Streams Himself S******g" + Ben Shapiro Sucks + Our Questions for Putin

Sam Tripoli has a major announcement, then we get into why Amy Schumer and Ben Shapiro suck, and the whole David Lucas situation, before maybe the funniest moment in show history (it involves Sam's public humiliation).Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
2/19/20241 hour, 54 minutes, 43 seconds
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#115: "Punching Downs" + Immigration Riots + Shane Gillis Hosting SNL + Hedberg Overrated?

Was Mitch Hedberg overrated, as the Legion of Skanks suggest? Are immigration riots going to swing the election?We discuss that, as well as Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the dangers of "right on red," a crazy moment you probably never noticed in a Hollywood classic, the latest twist in the decline of The Daily Show, and so much more on this episode of Broken Simulation.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
2/8/20241 hour, 53 minutes, 1 second
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#114: "The Watcher" + Masks (Still) Don't Work + Sam Meets Admiral Byrd Relative + James O'Keefe vs. Mark Cuban

Sam had some crazy stories from the road, including meeting a relative of a Challenger astronaut and of Admiral Byrd. Then we watch hilarious video of CNN grappling with proof that masks don't work, and Mark Cuban being confronted by Jamese O'Keefe.Visit www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
1/22/20241 hour, 48 minutes, 45 seconds
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#113: "Happy New Year?" + Kevin Spacey on Tucker + Jellyfish UAPs + Canadian Police BS

We're back after a long break to get caught up on on the crazy stuff that happened over the holidays, including Kevin Spacey's bizarre visit to Tucker Carlson's show, Sam getting Zoom bombed, Tomb Raider's boobs getting downsized, Elon being drug tested, the trumped up BS of the Canadian cops, and much more.Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM!Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
1/12/20242 hours, 55 seconds
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#112: "There Are No Rules" + Kanye Rants About Trump + Taylor Swift Conspiracy + Mossad Marvel Hero

It's the final time the guys will be talking in 2023, and they make the most of it, getting into Kanye West's rant (which includes a swip at President Trump), Marvel's latest gaffe in the form of a Mossad Super Hero, a conspiracy involving Taylor Swift and Al Michaels, and so much more ... plus Sam frets about having no stories.Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off!Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM!Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
12/22/20232 hours, 2 minutes, 27 seconds
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#111: "Sam Tripoli Minus One" + Alex Jones Returns to X + Ex-Pornstars as Intellectuals

We're all over the place this week, talking movies, nuclear conspiracy, Alex Jones' return to Twitter, Mia Khalifa on Abby Martin's show and why ex-pornstars are sought out as intellectuals, Anthony Jeselnick's recent comments about offensive comedy, and Sam's opinion of the new Godzilla content.Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
12/15/20232 hours, 23 minutes, 48 seconds
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#110: "C**DumpsterVan" + Epstein's Flight Logs Blocked + Elon vs. Advertisers + CIA and Hip Hop

Sam had a strange encounter in West Hollywood, there's a possible CIA whistleblower on their involvement in the creation of hip hop, and we get into the Chauvin stabbing by an FBI informant, Elon vs. Advertisers, Epstein's flight logs being blocked, stupid social media posts, Henry Kissinger, and a lot more on a jam packed edition of Broken Simulation.Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM!Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
12/4/20232 hours, 2 minutes, 26 seconds
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#109: "Eddie Bravo's Fight Club" + CIA Confronts Sam/Eddie + Taylor Swift Black Cube Evidence

On this special Thanksgiving episode of the show Sam recaps his Austin visit, including his time at Joe Rogan's comedy club, and a visit to Eddie Bravo's personal "fight club."Also this week: Someone claiming to be from the CIA confronted Eddie and Sam at their show, we get into the Ben Shapiro vs. Candice Owens altercation, and we examine evidence that Taylor Swift is on the Black Cube train, and loads more.Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM!Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
11/24/20231 hour, 55 minutes, 27 seconds
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#108: "Mencia vs. Rogan Revisited" + False Flagged Confirmed? + Joey Diaz the Unfollowable

On this week's episode we revisit the Carlos Mencia vs. Joe Rogan/comedy affair in light of a recent plea by the beleaguered comedian for understanding.Also this week we listen to Whitney Cummings and Rogan rib Sam for having so many podcasts, conclude our discussion of Blippi, get into what is increasingly looking like a false flag in you-know-where, and talk about why Joey Diaz really is the best.Visit www.harrys.com/BROKEN to check out their excellent offer.Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
11/13/20231 hour, 42 minutes, 26 seconds
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#107: "Is Broken Sim Ending?!" + MKUltra Hero? + Hillary Confronted + Kevin Brennan's Trouble

Sam and Johnny clash! Is Sam gay? Also this week we discuss the death of Matthew Perry, the trouble that it got Kevin Brennan in, and a possible hero who resisted the influence of MKUltra programming. Plus: Hillary is confronted twice, and we review the footage. Kanye suggests an Adidas exec kiss a photo of Hitler daily. And so much more!Support the creation of "Chaos Twins" here: http://chaostwins.comPlease use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
11/6/20232 hours, 17 minutes, 57 seconds
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#106: "Sam Has An Altercation" + Military Draft Returning? + Dave Chappelle Gets Dangerous

Sam recaps his altercation with a "fan" at a recent show, considers whether the military draft might be reinstated in response to the mess overseas, and we go deep on how comedy has changed, and how Sarah Silverman used to be edgy, and Dave Chappelle still is.You'll love MrBallen's Medical Mysteries! Check it out ad-free on Prime or wherever podcasts are served!Get a $13 Harry's starter set for just $3 at www.harrys.com/BROKEN.Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
10/26/20232 hours, 6 minutes, 59 seconds
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#105: "Masking Off" + Why Ben Shapiro Stinks + Sam Goes on Dr. Drew

Sam has an incredibly homoerotic week, including an appearance on Dr. Drew. Also this week we talk the mess in Israel/Gaza, and discuss how Sam was right about Will Smith.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
10/18/20231 hour, 48 minutes, 24 seconds
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#104: "Sam Fights at Skankfest" + Praising Cum Town + Satanic ****phile Cult Busted

Sam recaps his INSANE weekend at Skankfest, which included fighting, watching Off-the-Grid Ryan meet his Cum Town idol, getting Kurt Metzger's take on Noah, and loads more. Also this week we learn an interesting fact about Satanic Temple founder Lucien Greaves and look back on the good times we had at All Things Comedy. Also, people in the Pentagon are worried UFOs might be demons.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
10/5/20232 hours, 23 minutes, 6 seconds
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#103: "Avery Land" + Sam Gets Busted + Mystery Fairy Circles + Kaepernick + Steven Avery

A little later than normal, but we're back to discuss whether Steven Avery did it, Colin Kaepernick's latest ploy, mystery fairy circles appearing worldwide, gold at Costco, the country's Taylor Swift addiction, why the "Redskins" moniker should be brought back, and loads more.Here's the guy who was singing last week: https://on.soundcloud.com/9pLXLqZqJhk33vUz8More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
9/29/20231 hour, 44 minutes, 34 seconds
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#102: "Sam Returns to Rogan" + 'Spy' Balloon Update + Russell Brand + QB's UFO Story

Sam was back on the Joe Rogan Experience last week (this time the JRE Fight Companion), and he recaps the experience, including a visit to Rogan's incredible comedy club.Other than that we cover a ton of insanity this episode, including an unbelivable update on the Chiense 'spy' balloon, Russell Brand's situation, Lauren Boebert being a fun gal, the acquital of three of those accused in the plot to kidnap Michigan's governor, a missing F-35 fighter jet, RFK Jr.'s bizarre campaign incident, and Sam's social anxiety at a fancy dinner party with free thinking luminaries.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
9/18/20232 hours, 33 minutes, 7 seconds
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#101: "I AM FROM FRANCE" + Was Theo Von ripped off? + Man diddles home invader + 5G/Brain worms

This week's unique episode include's what host Sam Tripoli calls the "craziest news story we have ever had," alongside stories of him nearly fighting his brother, gold-diggers, literal worms being removed from brains, and much more.Use the promo code "BROKENSIM" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app for their insane NFL promo!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
9/9/20231 hour, 36 minutes, 16 seconds
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#100: "Buy Low, Stay High" + Aliens in Peru + Sam Meets Shia, Going Back on Rogan + Weather Manipulation

For the big No. 100 we have one of our longest episodes ever, and get into all the big topics of the week, including the tragedy in Lahaina, weather manipulation in the SoCal hurricane, Sam's encounter with Shia LaBeouf, the return of masks, and loads more.Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 for 50-percent off!Use the promo code "BROKEN" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app to claim your bonus!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
8/28/20232 hours, 44 minutes, 51 seconds
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#99: "Divide & Conquer" + Off-the-Grid Ryan Calls + Sam Going on Dr. Drew + Air/TikTok Conspiracies

Off-the-Grid Ryan calls in to share his near-death experience, and we learn that Sam is booked on Dr. Drew on this week's Broken Simulation. We also get into the potential for race wars after the nonsense in Alabama, swap a few conspiracy theories, and Sam mentions that Eddie Bravo's appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience brougth surprise attention to someone we know. Oh, and Sam got a Gringo Special haircut from a sketchy Mexican place.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
8/14/20232 hours, 8 minutes, 25 seconds
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#98: "OldSchool.Black" + Joe Rogan AI Experience + FBI Busts Itself + Metallica + Howard Stern

The FBI busts itself, the Joe Rogan A.I. Experience somehow perseveres, Sam's recalls an appearance on Howard Stern, and we cast ourselves in an AI-generated new season of Game of Thrones on this week's edition of Broken Simulation!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
8/7/20232 hours, 9 minutes, 55 seconds
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#97: "Controlled Opposition" + Obama's Hands + Cis Allies + Mitch McConnell's Decline + Sam's Stripe

Sam gets a stripe, Obama maybe beat the **** out of someone, Mitch McConnell strokes out, Anthony Weiner has an epic showdown on Valuetainment, and a moron wants a colony on Venus.Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today!Enjoy "Don't Panic" on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
8/2/20232 hours, 24 minutes, 4 seconds
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#96: "Hard Knock Life" + 'Sound of Freedom' conspiracies + Sam almost dumps in his pants (again)

Podcasting ain't easy! Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he nearly dumped in his pants again to keep this show interesting. Also this week we talk about RFK Jr.'s latest controversy, "Sound of Freedom" conspiracies, Elon's future with Twitter, John Kerry's lies, and our first times manually stimulating.Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
7/24/20232 hours, 1 minute, 35 seconds
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#95: "Neurodivergent" + Tucker wrecks Mike Pence + 'Sound of Freedom' + Sam Starts Thai Boxing

This week we learn host Sam Tripoli is adding yet another martial art to his schedule, and we talk the SAG strike, Tucker Carlson strangling Mike Pence's campaign in the crib, "The Sound of Freedom," Joe Rogan's boxing advice to Louis CK, a time-traveling Tracy Chapman, and how we're doing with the 75-day challenge.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
7/17/20232 hours, 19 minutes, 24 seconds
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#94: "Dipsh*t Gematria" + RFK Assassination Theories + Elon vs. CIA? + 75-Day Fitness Challenge

Host Sam Tripoli is again battling the forces of stupidity -- only this time they are armed with a gematria calculator.Also this week Sam reveals he has fallen off of the p*rn wagon, we consider whether Elon Musk's "rate-limiting" fiasco was actually done to combat CIA data-scraping, we discuss whether Ice Cube is down with the CIA, and we get into RFK Jr.'s appearance on a podcast where he shares his theories that MKUltra had something to do with his father's death.We open this episode by outlining our plan to radically change our fitness/health in 75 days. Join us by tweeting at www.twitter.com/brokensim!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
7/3/20232 hours, 22 minutes, 51 seconds
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#93: "Fun With Stupid" + Hotez v RFK Jr./Rogan + OMG BlackRock + Titan Theories

We're back with more Fun with Stupid, which this week includes scientist Peter Hotez and his ongoing war with the internet/RFK Jr. and Joe Rogan. It also includes seemingly everybody involved with this submarine implosion, as well as horny Blackrock employees. Also this week Sam recaps his trip to the Watermelon Festival.Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
6/26/20231 hour, 58 minutes, 40 seconds
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#92: "The Family That Must Not Be Named" + Lizard Person Encounter + Sam Salutes GaS Digital

The Broken Sim crew is reeeling after a week full of tech troubles after naming *that* family again on Tin Foil Hat. Also this week a listener shares their story of seeing a shapeshifting lizard person, host Sam Tripoli shares a tribute to Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital, and we say goodbye to Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank. Oh, and we have even more evidence that President Biden is slipping.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
6/19/20232 hours, 41 minutes, 24 seconds
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#91: "Sandwich Tripoli" + Vegas UFO/Alien Breakdown + Sam's Armpit Rails

This week we talk about the big UFO/alien sighting in Las Vegas, Alex Stein's latest shenanigans, possible evidence of lizard people on TV, and then host Sam Tripoli recaps his visit to the heart of the south. Sam also reveals that he recently smelled some armpits.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
6/13/20232 hours, 16 minutes, 19 seconds
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#90: "The Worst Episode Ever" + Pride PSYOPS Starting + Sam Doubts Himself

It didn't take long for us to realize this was our worst episode so far. Our apologies. We tried. This week we get into the official kick-off of Pride Month PSYOPS, a hilarious video alleging white privilege, and YouTube's secret one-name child star. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli is really doubting himself and his place in this world.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
6/5/20232 hours, 25 minutes, 56 seconds
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#89: "Sam's Brush With Death" + UFOs + Transhumanist YouTube Vampires

Host Sam Tripoli has a brush with death after overdosing on gas station boner pills. Also this week we talk rich guy Bryan Johnson's bizarre longevity YouTube videos, whether we are at peak UFO, and we get into a new Gates-Epstein connection that made news this week.Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at manscaped.com!Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny WoodardThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement
5/29/20232 hours, 25 minutes, 15 seconds
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#88: "Shapeshifter" + Sam Prevents Race Riot + RFK Jr. Gets Sandbagged

The creepiest voicemail we have yet to receive was so creepy we actually called the guy, and he sent photos to support his story of an encounter with an apparent Skinwalkeresque shapeshifting creature.Also this week: We talk Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital. Sam does the math, and John Wick 4 has more deaths than words spoken for Keanu Reeves. Mark the Tin Foil Hat Booker does something ridiculous. RFJ Jr. gets sandbagged. Elon punks a journo. We learn more about Tucker Carlson’s ouster. And we ponder what kind of person hates Joe Rogan. Check out NetSuite and its unprecedented opportunity at www.netsuite.com/broken!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
5/22/20232 hours, 21 minutes, 16 seconds
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#87: "All-You-Can-Eat Sushi" + Sam Nearly Arrested + Sam Hyde and 'The Dividers'

Sam Tripoli narrowly escapes arrest on this episode of Broken Simulation, where we also get into the sadistic comic book film, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and Sam Hyde's potential role in "The Dividers" doc being taken off YouTube.Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at manscaped.com!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
5/12/20232 hours, 26 minutes, 14 seconds
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#86: "Always Have Clean Underwear" + Bert Kreischer's Bad Texting Etiquette + Ghost Stories

Host Sam Tripoli takes issue with Bert Kreischer's rude texting habits and we have more of your urban legends and ghost stories on this new episode of Broken Simulation.Also this week Sam discusses how having children has softened his edges, and how he can't seem to stop running into his old dealers.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
5/5/20232 hours, 2 minutes, 47 seconds
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#85: "Finally!" + Tucker Carlson Responds + Your Urban Legends

This week host Sam Tripoli has a massive announcement. It finally happened! Also this week we touch on Tucker Carlson's resignation, the blue checkmark fiasco, and we review your urban legend voicemails.Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at Manscaped.com!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
4/28/20232 hours, 6 minutes, 7 seconds
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#84: "The Phantom Shart" + A.I. Joe Rogan + Star Wars Twitter Wars

Sam recaps his Toronto trip, then we listen to a Joe Rogan A.I. podcast that made us both uncomfortable.Also this week, Johnny gets into nerd fights on Twitter, and we have more mental illness, atrocities, and a suite of other A.I. news items.Visit www.netsuite.com/broken to get the visibility and control you need to weather any storm.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
4/21/20232 hours, 10 minutes, 13 seconds
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#83: "Sam Comes Out as Psychic" + Talking Bobby Lee + Dalai Lama is a Creep

Sam reveals that he has psychic abilities, offers support for Bobby Lee, and weighs in on the Dalai Lama and Bud Light controversies on this week's Broken Simulation Premium Edition, which includes a half hour of bonus content.Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at Manscaped.com!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
4/14/20232 hours, 19 minutes, 38 seconds
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#82: "Would!" + Mark's Tin Foil Hat Sabotage + DeSantis v Disney + Sam's Schedule

We detail Mark the Booker's sabotage of a recent Tin Foil Hat episode before breaking down Sam's insane weekly podcasting schedule, Gov. Ron DeSantis' war with Disney, and Bert Kreischer's fear of clowns on this week's Broken Simulation.Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free quote today!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
4/7/20232 hours, 14 minutes, 47 seconds
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#81: "Nobody Puts Conspiracy Daddy in a Corner" + NKorea's Fake Nuke + Crowley is a Nerd-Dork

We're back after a week off to talk the tweaker energy of home security systems, North Korea's "nuclear tsunami" weapon, why Aleister Crowley is a nerd-dork, and to call out Cadillac for not putting spare tires in their vehicles.Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken and use promo code "broken" for 10-percent off your first order!Visit www.netsuite.com/broken to get the visibility and control you need to weather any storm.Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
3/31/20232 hours, 5 minutes, 10 seconds
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#80: "The Greatest Comedy Duo Ever" + $5 mil. Reparations + More Progressive Insanity

We're back with what might be the greatest comedy video of all time featuring the greatest comedy duo of all time (it's not us!), a true American hero (also not us!), and more progressive insanity. We also learn whether balls are actually cold, whether Krav Maga works in jiu-jitsu class, and whether "ma'am" is the worst insult of all.Hey Prime Members, listen to the Amazon Music exclusive podcast, MRBALLEN PODCAST: STRANGE, DARK & MYSTERIOUS STORIES, in the Amazon Music App. Download the app today.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
3/17/20232 hours, 17 minutes, 13 seconds
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#79: "Wide Stance" + Bigfoot Theater + Fake Joe Rogan AI Ads

This week we talk about creepy fake AI advertising featuring Joe Rogan, whether having a wide stance should be criminalized, and Bigfoot Theater makes its return.Also this week we talk about South Park, the timing of Ari Shaffir's comedy special, and then we watch an incredible police chase/shootout. More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
3/10/20232 hours, 3 minutes, 57 seconds
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#78: "Tin Foil Hat Bingo" + Elf Photos + RIP Legion of Skanks YouTube

This week Sam is mildly devastated by the combined blow of a bingo card created for Tin Foil Hat listeners and his recent losses in traffic court.Also this episode: Mexico's president shares a photo of what he claims is an elf, we compare Uber ratings and then debut a new segment.Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
3/5/20232 hours, 5 minutes, 23 seconds
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#77: "Bryan Callen Waves White Flag on UFOs" + Biden's Ukraine visit + Open Mic Advice

This week Bryan Callen calls Sam to wave the white flag on the UFO issue. Also this week we discuss President Biden's Ukraine visit and a bizarre tie to Star Wars, James O'Keefe's departure from Project Veritas, a couple movie trailers, and a listener theory on the Ohio derailment.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
2/24/20232 hours, 16 minutes, 8 seconds
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#76: "Life's a Journey" + Depopulation Agenda + Sam's Homeless Girlfriend + Project Blue Beam

We kick off this extra-long episode by discussing Sam's big return to jiu-jitsu before getting into his hilarious encounter with a homeless woman. Later in the show we talk Project Blue Beam, UFOs, psychedelics in AA, the depopulation agenda, methods of slowing the passage of time, a crazy synchronicity with the Ohio train derailment, and way more.Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
2/17/20232 hours, 39 minutes, 59 seconds
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#75: "RIP Opie" + Chinese balloon proves Flat Earth? + Earl Skakel

We have Chinese balloons/satellites possibly proving Flat Earth, the Pelosi hammer video, Taliban atrocities, AND comedian Earl Skakel joins the guys to share a story that is too hot for the show notes on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken!Check out Earl Skakel on Twitter at www.twitter.com/earlskakel!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
2/10/20232 hours, 7 minutes, 49 seconds
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Broken Sim #74: "Sam Gets a Brazilian" + Doppelgänger Murder + AI

Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he recently paid a trans person to shave his undercarriage on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week, AI creeps us out just a little bit more, and someone stills an insane number of chicken wings.Plus: We have a few big announcements, including an important record being broken by someone other than LeBron James, then we talk about bloodstains on the steps of Congress, chickenwing theft, and a lookalike murder.Get 20-percent off and free Shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
2/3/20231 hour, 54 minutes, 18 seconds
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Broken Sim #73: "Machine Gun Kelly Confronts Sam at Comedy Chaos" + Atrocity of the Year

Machine Gun Kelly confronted Sam at the last Comedy Chaos, and it might have been because of what we said about his bad music.Also this week, we award Atrocity of the Year, Sam explains his conversion to Christianity, and the guys offer a defense of Los Angeles.Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken!Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save!Check out DJ Donny Jacobs on Instagram at www.instagram.com/djdonnyjacobs/!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
1/20/20232 hours, 4 minutes, 40 seconds
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Broken Sim #72: "Sam Under Attack" + LA vs. New York Comedy + Harmful Language

Broken Sim is back, and host Sam Tripoli finds himself under attack by an alliance of wokester comedians and anonymous online trolls.Also this week, Sam reveals that he has a secret plan for social media domination and appeals to Elon Musk to return his Twitter account. We conclude with crazy Stanford's insane language guide, AVN categories, reviews, voicemails and news!Go to www.HelloFresh.com/broken22 and use code "broken22" for 22 free meals plus free shipping!Stop throwing your cash away. Head to www.RocketMoney.com/broken!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
1/14/20232 hours, 34 minutes, 2 seconds
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Broken Sim #71: "Touched by an Angel" featuring a real-life angel encounter

This week on Broken Simulation we talk to the hottest janitors in America, and they share the story of an encounter with an angel.Also this week we talk Britney Griner conspiracy, comedy classes, and Ticketmaster's scamming ways.Support the Carper Day Team at www.instagram.com/carperdayteam.Visit www.omahasteaks.com, take advantage of 50 percent off site-wide, plus use promo code "BROKEN" at checkout to get that extra $40 off your order!Prime Members: Listen to the Amazon Music exclusive MrBallen Podcast in the Amazon Music App!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
12/19/20222 hours, 34 minutes, 10 seconds
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Broken Sim #70: "Werewolf Encounter" + Infinite Realities + A Driving Dog

One word: Werewolf. We talk to a woman who saw a werewolf. And we believe her.Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save!Visit www.omahasteaks.com, take advantage of 50 percent off site-wide, plus use promo code "BROKEN" at checkout to get that extra $40 off your order!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
12/12/20222 hours, 34 minutes, 40 seconds
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Broken Sim #69: "Sam is Mr. Potato Head" + Kanye/Trump + Joke Writing

We've got big news this week! Sam Tripoli has accepted Jesus into his heart ... and he would get to claim white if he went to prison. Also in this episode, we get into the Kanye-Trump meeting, Sam's joke writing advice, and Jordan Peterson's big meeting with Ronaldo. We also discuss the World Cup, and Sam's review of 7-Eleven's pizza.Head to www.NetSuite.com/broken to check out their special financing program!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
12/3/20222 hours, 19 minutes, 21 seconds
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Broken Sim #68: "The Shadow Bandit Rides Again" + Mandela Effect, Elon and Ghosts

The guys are back to talk Joe Rogan's comments about Sam, Chappelle's brilliance on SNL and his defense of Kanye West, and whether the Mandela Effect has struck again.Also this week Bigfoot Theater makes its return, and we discuss the wild world of New Twitter.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Spent the Day in Bed" by Morrissey. Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Dates:Dec 2nd: Colusa, Ca- Tin Foil Hat Comedy with Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravohttps://www.eventbrite.com/e/tin-foil-hat-comedy-show-tickets-419257680007Dec 3rd: Fresno, Ca- Tin Foil Hat Comedy with Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo7pm- Tin Foil Hat Comedy- https://bit.ly/3qXYzoD9:30pm- Swarm Tank- https://bit.ly/3f5f7Z7Combo Ticket To Both Shows- https://bit.ly/3fcBtIo
11/21/20222 hours, 35 minutes, 46 seconds
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Broken Sim #67: "Fast and the Furriest" + Kanye + Prepping for Aliens + Elon

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard break down Kanye's chilling accusations, "pandemic amnesty," and how to prepare for alien invasion on this week's Broken Simulation.Head to www.NetSuite.com/broken to check out their special financing program!Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
11/8/20222 hours, 29 minutes, 29 seconds
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BS 66: "Kung FUBAR" + Skankfest Recap + Ghosts

What is the best martial art? Are ghosts real? Does Sam Tripoli or Johnny Woodard have the better feet? We consider these critical questions, and more on this week's Broken Simulation, featuring Rob from McDojolife.Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim!Prime Members, check out the MrBallen Podcast on Prime Music!Check out McDojolife on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/mcdojolife!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
11/1/20222 hours, 36 minutes, 7 seconds
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Broken Simulation #65: "Red-Pilling Orny Adams"

This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli shares his desire to get a neck tattoo, and the guys discuss Chinese Police Stations in NYC, the AJ trial, and whether we should be worried about A.I. Joe Rogan.Also in this episode, Orny Adams joins us on the 20th anniversary of the documentary "Comedian," which saw him starring opposite Jerry Seinfeld in what remains a controversial role. Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim!You can find Orny Adams on twitter at www.twitter.com/ornyadams! The rest of his links are here: https://t.co/DAAomTIgQnMore stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
10/18/20222 hours, 57 minutes, 50 seconds
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Broken Simulation #64: "Just Keep Movin'"

This week Sam Tripoli recalls a legendary Joe Rogan comedy set, shares a poker conspiracy, recaps his trip to Valuetainment HQ, and the guys bid farewell to Trevor Noah, looking back on his run of incompetence at the helm of The Daily Show.Also this week, Sam declares war on Jet Blue, considers his 50th birthday, and takes on Billy Eichner's ridiculous take on why his movie failed.Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim!Go to www.HelixSleep.com/broken and take their two minute sleep quiz!Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
10/10/20222 hours, 43 minutes, 31 seconds
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Broken Simulation #63: "The Omen"

This week on Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli tells us about recording "Something's Burning" with Eddie Bravo at Bert Kreischer's house, and then shares the story of the demon-possessed child haunting his local playground.Also this week we get into the occult symbolism on Ink Master, Snowden's citizenship, and conclude with a news story that Johnny can barely read without cracking up.Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
10/1/20222 hours, 25 minutes, 38 seconds
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Broken Sim #62: "S**t Detectives" with Josh Wolf + Sam commits an atrocity

This week on Broken Simulation "Big Foot Theatre" makes a return to the show, with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard endeavoring to find out how their guest, comedian Josh Wolf, soiled his pants at a recent comedy show.Also this week, Sam commits an atrocity and we have more cryptids.Go to www.HelixSleep.com/broken and take their two minute sleep quiz!Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
9/19/20222 hours, 42 minutes
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Broken Simulation #61: "Colon Boom!"

This week Sam reveals his "Colon Boom" use, unveils a (gay) cryptid, and we get take a look at your five-star reviews.Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
8/28/20222 hours, 40 minutes, 32 seconds
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Broken Sim #60: "The Sam Tripoli Experience of The Joe Rogan Experience"

Sam Tripoli recaps his experience on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, talks about Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night in San Francisco, and then gets into more insane news on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this episode Sam shares his Just For Laughs comedy festival story and we enjoy your voicemail submissions about the times you've soiled your pants.Visit www.helixsleep.com/broken to get up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
8/15/20222 hours, 20 minutes, 34 seconds
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Broken Simulation #59: "Turtle Boy" ft. Jeff Hilliard and his Hunter Biden story

Could proof that the election was fixed actually come on Broken Simulation, thanks to Jeff Hilliard, who heard it from a hooker, who heard it directly from Hunter Biden? You'll have to listen to find out.Also this week we leave another Yelp review, get into a few crazy news stories, and Johnny shares his L.A. origin story.Check out Jeff Hilliard on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/c/JeffHilliardShow) and Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/jeffhilliard/?hl=en)!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
8/5/20222 hours, 26 minutes, 58 seconds
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Broken Simulation #58: "Not L.A.!" + Sam revisits fights with Ari Shaffir

On this week's episode, Sam Tripoli revisits his past fights with Ari Shaffir, and the guys watch and analyze the world's funniest, worst and possibly fakest "assassination attempt."Also in this episode, we break down one of Atlanta's hottest female, cross-racial rap battles.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
7/28/20222 hours, 38 minutes, 51 seconds
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Broken Simulation #57: "Sam Tripoli: Master of Ceremonies"

This episode has a little of everything, including the most woke argument in the history of Portlandia, news of a rising left-wing star (and expert twerker), and Sam's insane Andy Dick story.Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
7/20/20222 hours, 25 minutes, 4 seconds
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Broken Simulation #56: "Stupid Head" (a.k.a. "Sam Finally Gets Invited to Something")

Sam Tripoli attends Christina P's secretive birthday bash, reveals his new Guinness Book of Guinness Records record, and then talks politics on this edition of Broken Simulation.Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken!The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
7/11/20222 hours, 40 minutes, 16 seconds
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Broken Simulation #55: "We're Number One*"

We've got some big news on this special July 4th edition of Broken Simulation. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli continues mourning the loss of his wealth, and the guys talk Dane Cook and fast-food worker fights.Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken!The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard*In the Turks and Caicos Islands
7/4/20222 hours, 15 minutes, 7 seconds
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Broken Simulation #54: "Not Hot Yoga" + Video Proof of the Broken Simulation?

We cover an array of topics this week, from the obese yogini employed by Gatorade, to a gay pride conspiracy, to real-world proof of a glitch in the matrix -- this one has everything!Also this week, we get into some dubious attacks on Elon Musk, Joe Biden's incompetence, and several viral videos. Oh, and we tackle listener voicemail!Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken!The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
6/22/20222 hours, 29 minutes, 30 seconds
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Broken Simulation #53: "Elizabethan Victorian Time-Traveling Hooker Wench"

Sam Tripoli encounters a time-traveling hooker, reveals how he betrayed Steve Byrne, and Bobblehead Alert returns (briefly).Also this week Johnny Woodard reads listener reviews and a few insane news stories, including one that leaves Sam depressed.The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
6/12/20222 hours, 27 minutes, 28 seconds
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Broken Simulation #52: "Bobby Lee's Army of Care Bears attacks Sam"

Sam addresses the Bobby Lee/Brendan Schaub thing, plus we talk more BLM hypocrisy and how Rand Paul sank the new government disinformation board.Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
5/23/20222 hours, 38 minutes, 7 seconds
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Broken Simulation #51: "The Grassy Knoll"

This episode is all over the place, with hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recapping Sam's experience at FloteFest, discussing Eddie Bravo's comedy brilliance, and revealing why Sam has earned the moniker "Park Defender."Also this week the guys get into Dave Chappelle being attacked, and debate whether "Fat Sam" has returned.Visit www.CopyMyCrypto.com/Broken to copy James!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
5/9/20222 hours, 15 minutes, 9 seconds
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Broken Simulation #50: "Sam Tripoli Presents: Alaska Thunder****"

On the 50th edition of Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli ponders whether learning about a certain pizza pie shop cost him friends, and he and co-host Johnny Woodard share dueling hype anthems, before getting into some more insane news.For a limited time, new users can get $10 in free Bitcoin when you sign up today at www.Coinbase.com/broken!Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken!If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are available.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
4/24/20222 hours, 10 minutes, 54 seconds
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Broken Simulation #49: "Sam Tripoli Presents: 'Girls' Gone Wild"

We discuss all the important issues on this week's jumbo-sized episode of Broken Sim, including pineapple pizza, Madonna's latest face, Sam getting another ticket, a recent special guest on TFH, and BLM's exorbitant spending.Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard also get into Sam's recent encounter with nude street-walking "ladies."Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are available.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
4/11/20222 hours, 38 minutes, 3 seconds
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Broken Simulation #48: "Can't Cancel the Canceled" with Ryan Long

We take a close look at the world's biggest influencers, and invite the world to cancel us on the latest episode of Broken Simulation, featuring comedian Ryan Long.For a limited time, new users can get $10 in free Bitcoin when you sign up today at www.Coinbase.com/broken!If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are available.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
4/4/20222 hours, 22 minutes, 48 seconds
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Broken Simulation #47: "Sam Tripoli Goes to Jail"

This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli details his past arrest and brief stint in jail. We also get into the psy op that is breakfast, big Dorito's news, and Sam doesn't talk fasting at all (kidding).Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
3/22/20222 hours, 3 minutes, 38 seconds
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Broken Simulation #46: "Victory in the Culture War"

On this week's Broken Sim we learn that Sam Tripoli's memory is failing, women in yoga pants won the culture war, and that nobody picks up the check anymore.Sign up at www.Coinbase.com/broken for $10 in free Bitcoin!Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
3/8/20221 hour, 47 minutes, 30 seconds
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Broken Simulation #45: "Sam Tripoli ***** *** His Famous Friends"

Another jumbo sized Broken Sim includes host Sam Tripoli really sucking up to his famous friends. The guys also talk Marc Maron's legacy, whether Pita Pit is any good, and whether 50 Cent actually got fat.Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders plus two free pillows for our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken!Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
2/22/20222 hours, 30 minutes, 49 seconds
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Broken Simulation #44: "Peanut Butter Hair" + talking Rogan, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport

This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli offers a Super Heavy Legs surgery update, and we get into Bob Saget's autopsy, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport, and whether Dave Chappelle did anything wrong in squashing a housing development in Ohio. We also discuss a possible explanation for the sudden, possibly coordinated attack on Joe Rogan's empire.Go to www.magicmind.co/broken and use discount code "BROKEN" to get 20-percent off todayMatch with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
2/14/20221 hour, 58 minutes, 39 seconds
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Broken Sim #43: "The D*ck Contest" + Joe Rogan vs. Neil Young

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard discuss Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan, the Jeff Scott Memorial, and how the late Freddy Soto was an absolute killer.Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
1/31/20222 hours, 10 minutes, 28 seconds
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Broken Simulation #42: "Sam Goes Under the Knife for Super Heavy Legs"

Host Sam Tripoli shares the shocking revelation, that he will soon be going under the knife to repair his Super Heavy Leg(s) on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week the guys ponder whether Tom Segura and Christina P are primed to replace Howard Stern at SiriusXM.Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken.Visit www.thefreezepipe.com and use the code "BROKEN" for 10 percent off anything in the store.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
1/17/20221 hour, 37 minutes, 23 seconds
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Broken Simulation #41: "Conspiracy Boy!" with Howie Dewey

Cash Daddy Howie Dewey joins Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard in studio to tackle glory hole reviews, listener voicemails, Sam's hit-and-run, and loads more. Check out Howie on Twitter (@howie_dewey) and Instagram (@howiedewey).Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!Visit www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet!Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.Go to www.getquip.com/broken to get your first refill free in addition to their holiday savings!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
12/13/20212 hours, 48 minutes, 27 seconds
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Broken Simulation #40: "Crop Dusting with Sam Tripoli" (plus Tim Dillon vs. Michael Che)

The guys are back with another two-hour-plus episode, and this week we discuss another rapper selling his soul, Sam's bowel disturbances on a domestic flight, and Tim Dillon vs. Michael Che.Please check out our sponsors:Explore your creativity at www.Skillshare.com/brokensim.Get 20 percent off plus free shipping with the code "brokensim" at www.Manscaped.comMatch with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!Visit www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet!Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.Go to www.getquip.com/broken to get your first refill free.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
11/22/20212 hours, 21 minutes, 49 seconds
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Broken Simulation #39 Part 2: "LatinX Bangerz"

Part two of the EPIC, MONDO Broken Sim double episode is packed with fun, including host Sam Tripoli's encounter with a mask hall monitor at Starbucks, and a review of Johnny's Vegas stand up set.Please check out our sponsors:Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!Visit www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet!To learn more about LightStream's offer, visit www.lightstream.com/brokensim!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
11/1/20212 hours, 2 minutes, 37 seconds
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Broken Simulation #39 Part 1: "Sam Tripoli Has Super Heavy Legs"

On part one of this SUPER MEGA installment of Broken Simulation we discuss Sam Tripoli's Super Heavy Legs, and the gulf between six and seven inches.Please check out our sponsors:Go to www.ladderlife.com/broken today to see if you’re instantly approved.Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.Go to www.getquip.com/broken to get your first refill free.That’s your first refill FREE at GET QUIP dot com slash BROKEN.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
11/1/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 18 seconds
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Broken Simulation #38: "Bingo of the Black Experience"

After being briefly banned from YouTube, Broken Simulation is back to discuss Sarah Silverman's zany Hollywood theories, and host Sam Tripoli's relationship with the Comedy Store.Please support our sponsors:Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
10/18/20211 hour, 52 minutes, 2 seconds
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Broken Simulation #37: "Sam Tripoli's Handler Revealed"

On this week's episode of Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli's handler is revealed once and for all.Support our advertising partners:Visit www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet!To learn more about LightStream's offer, visit www.lightstream.com/brokensim!Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
10/1/20211 hour, 40 minutes, 51 seconds
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Broken Simulation #36: "The Human SJW Square"

Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back after one of them caught the delta variant, and there's a ton to discuss, including the passing of fearless comedy legend Norm MacDonald.Please support our sponsors:Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
9/20/20211 hour, 37 minutes, 37 seconds
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Broken Sim #35: "Sam Tripoli Recaptures His Youth" + Joe Rogan proves Instagram is screwing with Sam

Host Sam Tripoli recaptures his youth while visiting New York for his 30th high school reunion on this week's Broken Sim, and Joe Rogan helps prove Instagram is screwing with Sam.Also this week the guys get into the California gubernatorial race and discuss whether the mail-in balloting is secure before discussing whether OnlyFans is making a huge mistake, and getting into another week of nutty news.Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.Check out StatHero's 300-percent match at www.stathero.com/broken!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
8/23/20211 hour, 43 minutes, 59 seconds
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Broken Sim #34: "Sam Tripoli Presents: Cerebral Palsy Dancing"

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard get into serious topics like the culture war, gender issues, and homeless people with giant dongers on this edition of Broken Simulation.Match with a licensed therapist when you go to www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN" now!Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
8/19/20211 hour, 42 minutes, 21 seconds
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Broken Simulation #33: "The Broken"

Host Sam Tripoli shares more tales from the road, including his extended attempts to entertain a baby on a flight to Alaska. The guys also read more of your reviews, share yet another message to Vietnam, and take on another batch of unbelievable news items.Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
8/2/20211 hour, 39 minutes, 5 seconds
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Broken Simulation #32: "The Studio is Haunted"

On this week's jumbo-sized Broken Simulation hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard see hard evidence that their studio is haunted. The guys also discuss Sam's favorite show, "Rick and Morty's," and how one of its writers got a little weird with him, and that time when he almost had to fight Dane Cook. Oh, and there's a goat on Hollywood Boulevard, no cigs at Dodgers games, Lincoln's doppelgänger, and a "Jesus take the wheel" news story.Match with a licensed therapist when you go to www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN" now!Check out StatHero's 300-percent match at www.stathero.com/broken!We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
7/19/20211 hour, 58 minutes, 54 seconds
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Broken Simulation #31: "Sam Tripoli Gets His Own Bobblehead"

It's the ultimate Bobblehead Alert on this week's Broken Simulation, and hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard also discuss the business of stand-up comedy, how it's changing, and the role gender has to play. They also end the show by revealing who they think won the flat earth debate on Tin Foil Hat.Get 15 percent off at www.american-giant.com when you use code "BROKEN."Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
7/12/20211 hour, 22 minutes, 7 seconds
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Broken Simulation #30: "Gritty, Brown and Shady" with Jayson Thibault

Host Sam Tripoli shares another harrowing tale from the road this week, this one involving a severely broken leg and an obnoxious woman with special "gifts." Joining us for the news is friend of the show, comedian Jayson Thibault, promoting his new album "Covidiot."Visit www.BlueChew.com, promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free.We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
7/6/20211 hour, 40 minutes, 52 seconds
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#29: "Sam Tripoli $#!+ in the Shower!"

Sure, we talk about John McAfee, Eddie Bravo getting high on shrooms, and something called Chunky Chicken, but the most important thing this week is that our host Sam Tripoli went No. 2 in the shower. Go to www.lucy.co and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to get 20 percent off all products on your first order!Visit www.BlueChew.com, promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free.We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
6/28/20211 hour, 29 minutes, 42 seconds
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#28: "Sam Tripoli is in a Bigger Body"

We cover a ton of ground this week, including the Legion of Skanks/Tim Dillon vs. Anthony Jeselnik thing, why Jim Jeffries sucks, and a John Lennon tune that may surprise you.Later in the episode, hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard share an update on their Yelp! review from last week, and check out a few listener reviews.Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!Go to www.lucy.co and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to get 20 percent off all products on your first order!We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
6/21/20211 hour, 46 minutes, 10 seconds
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#27: "Sam Tripoli's Observations from People Watching"

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back this week, and they were supposed to be joined by Luis (J.) Gomez, but he didn't make it, for whatever reason.This week Sam shares some crucial observations from his people watching expeditions, and the guys go in depth on the oppressive system of Western yoga.Check out StatHero's 300-percent match at www.stathero.com/broken!Visit www.BlueChew.com, promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free.Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
6/17/20211 hour, 37 minutes, 36 seconds
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#26: “Chris Neff Comes Out”

Comedian Chris Neff joins the guys as our first ever in-studio guest, and he shares a number of great tips for maintaining a healthy colon. Also this week, Sam Tripoli shares the story of his new hero, an unmasked rapping airline passenger, and Johnny gets into the news.Visit www.BlueChew.com, promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free.Go to www.lucy.co and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to get 20 percent off all products on your first order!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
6/4/20211 hour, 58 minutes, 39 seconds
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#25: "Where is Eddie Bravo?"

Broken Simulation is back in record time! This week host Sam Tripoli answers the question on the minds of so many: Where is Eddie Bravo? Also in this episode, Sam relays the story of a Hollywood meth-head's special bond with his pug, Rodger, and the guys read some tug parlor reviews.Please support our sponsors:Get 15 percent off at www.american-giant.com when you use code "BROKEN."Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken to get 10 percent off, plus free shipping.Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
5/24/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 15 seconds
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#24: "Sam Tripoli's Hollywood Safari"

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard go elbow deep on the Tony Hinchcliffe junk, the Central Intelligence Agency's wonky recruiting video, and Sam recounts another journey deep into the wilds of Hollywood, California.Please support our sponsors:Go to https://nordvpn.com/brokensim or use a coupon "BROKENSIM" to get a two-year plan plus one additional month with a huge discount!Go to www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim to get 50 percent off.Join a massive online learning community and get a free trial of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
5/21/20211 hour, 57 minutes, 25 seconds
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#23: "Atrocities" (featuring the funniest video ever)

Broken Simulation is back and jam packed with more insane proof that the simulation is broken. This week we share a recording that is, according to hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard, the funniest piece of footage ever.Also this week we discuss something comedians Ari Shaffir and Chris Neff have in common, a few tales from Sam's recent road gig, and hot criminal mugshots.Please consider our sponsors. It will help us pay the bills:Go to www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim to get 50 percent off.Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10-percent off plus free shipping!Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a for a free month of access to Headspace’s full library of meditations for every situation.More stuff (if you read this far, tweet @johnnywoodard and let me know):Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
5/3/20211 hour, 43 minutes, 54 seconds
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#22: "Sam's Big Nature TV Conspiracy and Racist Cake"

Host Sam Tripoli shares his big nature TV conspiracy, and Johnny Woodard shares the most shocking news story we've yet seen (it's about a racist cake) on the latest episode of Broken Simulation.Please, support our sponsors:Go to www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim to get 50 percent off.Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!Check out our new favorite business/comedy podcast, "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are consumed.Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
4/18/20211 hour, 48 minutes, 58 seconds
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#21: "The No. 1 Gay Bathhouse Review Podcast on the Planet"

Broken Simulation's progress toward world dominance in every obscure podcasting category takes a giant leap forward this week when hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard declare themselves the top gay bathhouse review podcast in the world, and learn that they are a top 100 comedy podcast in Vietnam.Please, support our sponsors:Go to www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim to get 50 percent off.Cut your wireless bill to $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken.Check out our new favorite business/comedy podcast, "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are consumed.Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
3/30/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 34 seconds
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#20: "Sam's Two Fights on One Flight"

On his recent trip to Austin host Sam Tripoli nearly got into two fights on the same flight. For that story, along with a number of other zany tales, including the wacky story of Sam's crazy stripper ex-girlfriend, check out this, the 20th episode of Broken Simulation.Our sponsors:Explore your creativity at www.skillshare.com/broken and get a free trial of their premium membership!Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10-percent off plus free shipping!Visit www.helixsleep.com/broken to take Helix's two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.Check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are consumed for an entertaining and informative take on business.Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
3/18/20211 hour, 27 minutes, 28 seconds
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#19: "America's Ninth Favorite Storytelling Podcast"

Welcome to America's ninth favorite storytelling podcast, Broken Simulation! On this week's episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recap Sam's crazy little visit to the East Coast to guest on Tim Pool's podcast, and get into a spot of politics before taking on what Sam says are his favorite news stories so far -- and yes, we know he says that a lot.Please, consider supporting our sponsors:Get 15 percent off your first order when you use promo code "BROKEN" at www.american-giant.com!Get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken!Visit HelixSleep.com/broken to receive up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows.Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
2/22/20211 hour, 23 minutes, 44 seconds
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#18: "Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Taste"

On this week's Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli reveals his obsession with Godzilla, and along with Johnny Woodard breaks down a trailer for the upcoming "Godzilla vs. Kong" film in a most agonizing fashion.Our sponsors:Get 15 percent off your first order when you use promo code "BROKEN" at www.american-giant.com!Get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken!Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken to get 10 percent off plus free shipping!More about the show:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
2/5/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 11 seconds
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#17: "2021 Squad Goals" with XG from Tin Foil Hat

Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are joined in studio by XG from Tin Foil Hat to discuss their goals for the new year. Also this week, Tino Sanchez calls in to pay off his Biden bet, and Sam reveals that he feels much older lately.Sponsors:Get 15 percent off your first order when you use the promo code "BROKEN" at american-giant.com.For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken.Go to hellotushy.com/broken to get 10 percent off plus free shipping.Visit HelixSleep.com/broken to receive up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows.Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
1/24/20211 hour, 23 minutes, 21 seconds
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#16: "John Wienerman"

Happy New Year! Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back, and ready to explore a new year of bizarre life events and news in their ongoing effort to prove the simulation is cracked.Our sponsors:For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken!Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
1/17/20211 hour, 45 minutes, 13 seconds
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2020 Christmas Special

Join Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard for their first ever Christmas Special!Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today!Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardPBFPR9iceq3OoFEEe1h6
12/27/20201 hour, 17 minutes, 51 seconds
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#14: Iron Crotch Kung Fu

On the latest Broken Simulation, the guys revisit a few of their favorite topics: Street fights, bizarre martial arts, and insane news.Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today!For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken!Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
12/16/20201 hour, 14 minutes, 38 seconds
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2020 Thanksgiving Special

Welcome to the first Broken Simulation Thanksgiving Special! The special is special because we don't edit it (much), and it's on Zoom, because 50 percent of us visit our family for Thanksgiving.Our sponsors:For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken!Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
11/26/20201 hour, 27 minutes, 27 seconds
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#12: "Nobody Bats a Thousand" (fixed!)

Sam reveals the podcasting epiphany he had while listening to Joe Rogan's interview with Kanye West, and later in the show the guys run through perhaps the wildest collection of headlines yet on Broken Simulation.Note: We had a technical issue with the original upload. Apologies!Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today!Visit www.HelloTushy.com/Broken for 10-percent off their wonderful product!Support our sponsor MyBookie by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzkSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
11/13/20201 hour, 24 minutes, 1 second
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#11: "The Masked Singahhh"

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to tackle all the important issues, like whether Sam could work on "The Masked Singer" and which tattoos are the most disturbing.Visit www.HelloTushy.com/Broken for 10-percent off their wonderful product!Support our sponsor MyBookie by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzkSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
10/26/20201 hour, 37 minutes, 35 seconds
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Broken Simulation #10: "Fakers"

On the latest Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard delve into the world of fake martial arts.Welcome our newest sponsor, MyBookie, by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzkSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardSubscribe: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu
9/26/20201 hour, 37 minutes, 59 seconds
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Broken Simulation #9: "Order!"

Broken Simulation is back, and this time the guys watch MPs Gone Wild, discuss Sam's recent fasting experience, and tackle all the mad, mad news you expect from this show.Get the next episode early, and unedited, plus a regular bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationSocial media:Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu
8/22/20201 hour, 35 minutes, 48 seconds
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Special Edition Preview: The wildest, most insane Olympic event ever

Hey gang, this is a clip from the recent "Broken Simulation Special Edition," which can be heard in its entirety at http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation. By supporting the show on Patreon you can get the regular episodes early and unedited, packed with loads of content that doesn't make the final cut. You'll also get the "Special Edition" podcasts sampled here, along with a chance to influence which stories we choose for the show, behind-the-scenes videos, and loads of other cool exclusives.Again, that's www.patreon.com/brokensimulation. Thank you for listening!
8/13/202019 minutes, 10 seconds
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#8: "I Know My People"

On the latest episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard tackle Nick Cannon's wrongheaded harangue, and whether Groundlings should draft Native Americans into improv comedy, before introducing a new segment: "Mystery Package"Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch this episode: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzkSocial media:Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu
8/5/20201 hour, 27 minutes, 32 seconds
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#7: "The Guinness Book of Guinness Records"

On the latest Broken Simulation we learn that Sam finally has an opportunity to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, that one protestor's unique approach resembles the sign-off of a classic TV show, and that babies have a special potty-time dance.Visit Manscaped.com and use the promo code "BROKENSIM" for 20 percent off your order and free shipping!Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch this episode: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzkSocial media:Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu
7/1/20201 hour, 30 minutes, 52 seconds
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Broken Simulation #6: "Revolution"

Revolution is in the air! Sam reports back from his tour of the recent California quarantine protests. Also this week, Sam's friend Anna tells us about a dream she had wherein Sam and Adam Sandler were contended lovers.The Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!Watch the show: bit.ly/2R9ystuGet next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation.Social media:Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
6/10/20201 hour, 19 minutes, 32 seconds
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Broken Simulation #5: "The No. 1 Show Ever on the Internet"

The Banned King himself is back with co-host Johnny Woodard to explore the latest bizarre happenings, including a baffling music video out of China, Jared Leto's cult, and a pair of shoes that remind us of a certain Austro-Hungarian born dictator.The Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!Watch the show: bit.ly/2R9ystuGet next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation.Social media:Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
5/20/20201 hour, 22 minutes, 17 seconds
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Broken Simulation #4: "Crazy Is as Crazy Is"

Host Sam Tripoli crushes satanists, coins another brilliant phrase, and reveals the official "Outlaws of Civilian Chicks" power rankings on this week's Broken Simulation. Later in the episode, Sam and Johnny Woodard tackle the latest offbeat news, including the stories of how it took 55 police vehicles to capture a single unarmed homeless man, and four cops to capture a single unarmed pig.Watch the show: bit.ly/2R9ystuGet next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationSocial media:Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
5/4/20201 hour, 20 minutes, 12 seconds
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BS #3: "The Greatest Story I've Ever Heard in My Life"

This week on Broken Simulation Sam learns about what he says is "the best story I've ever heard in my life," the guys talk about politicians and their kinks, and Sam reveals that he finally saw “The Mandalorian.”Watch the show: https://bit.ly/2R9ystuSocial media:Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
4/21/20201 hour, 19 minutes, 23 seconds
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BS #2: 'Tiger King' and the Gay Archetypes of Comedians

On the second episode of Broken Simulation Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard talk "Tiger King," gay archetypes, and peruse another week of bizarre news.Submit weird news or drop a line: [email protected] the show on YouTube at www.youtube.com/SamTripoliComedy.Follow the guys on social media:Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
4/11/20201 hour, 11 minutes, 52 seconds
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BS #1: Evidence the Simulation is Broken

Welcome to the first episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli, the show where Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard go over the week in the bizarre world that is our broken simulation!
4/3/20201 hour, 4 minutes, 23 seconds