Two Buddies discuss the ever-relevant NBC hit, Blossom
The Final Episode
Jason and Craig get together one last time to share their dreams, nightmares, and everything in between. Special thanks to everyone who joined us along the way, from our hilarious guests, to the listeners, to our families who (for some reason) supported us on this venture.
Good riddance, Blossom. I'd prefer if we never spoke again.
05/11/2021 • 1 hour 23 minutes 47 seconds
S05E22 - Goodbye w/special guests: Pamela and Madison!
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's been a ride. A long, uninspired ride. But we did it! This is THE. BLOSSOM. SERIES. FINALE. With special guests: OUR WIVES!
Stay tuned, we're gonna regroup next week to give our final thoughts on this odyssey we, for some reason, chose to embark upon.
28/10/2021 • 1 hour 1 minute 4 seconds
S05E21 - So Many Milestones, So Little Time
We let this episode go a little bit long, but that's okay because who cares? This episode of Blossom actually was pretty good! And Jason and Craig are also pretty good! All around, a good episode, you should download it!
**Note, next episode is the Blossom finale, and will be delayed by one week.
14/10/2021 • 39 minutes 5 seconds
S05E20 - You Say Tomato
We're the podcast who leaves the technical difficulties in! Because we think you want to peak behind the curtain? NOPE, because our editing staff is too lazy! We're definitely proud to say we still have listeners at this point.
Also in this episode: Blossom's a stupid, spoiled piece of crap, but she gets a car anyway! Joey's an undersexed horn-dog, Carol's an oversexed horndog, Nick apparently can't write music after all these years doing so... let's see, what else... Oh yeah, Frank, the weird 5 year-old kid that's always around for some reason is ALSO horned up.
08/10/2021 • 28 minutes 57 seconds
S05E19 - A Star Is Bared
Talia Shire (Adrian from Rocky) guest stars. As herself. And it's f*cking weird. It makes us wonder if she's actually like this in real life. All around a terrible episode.
02/10/2021 • 23 minutes 6 seconds
S05E18 - The Departure
Even though we haven't seen Tony in weeks, everyone's upset that he's finally leaving. Come on, you're all outta here in like 4 more episodes!
24/09/2021 • 22 minutes 24 seconds
S05E17 - The Date
Finally, things get serious on a very special episode of Blossom. (Spoiler alert: things still don't get as serious as Fresh Prince.)
17/09/2021 • 32 minutes 4 seconds
S05E16 - A Mind With A Heart Of Its Own
Guess who's back, back again, Vinnie's back, tell a friend. This one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
10/09/2021 • 33 minutes 25 seconds
S05E15 - It Happened One Night
Nick gets creepy, Craig releases the episode late... does any of this really matter?
04/09/2021 • 27 minutes 8 seconds
S05E14 - Who's Not On First
The return of the fantasy sequence! And it couldn't be more timely. Tune in to find out more!
26/08/2021 • 24 minutes 15 seconds
S05E13 - A Kiss Is Just A Kiss
In this week's episode: Blossom's horny.
13/08/2021 • 26 minutes 26 seconds
S05E12 - High Diddly Dee
Blossom tries out for a school play with a "famous" director. It's terrible. It's all terrible.
06/08/2021 • 26 minutes 27 seconds
S05E11 - Mating Rituals
What do you want me to say at this point? This show is stupid. Blossom brings her boobs to a party, it gets her some attention, and there are no consequences.
30/07/2021 • 27 minutes 2 seconds
S05E10 - Oh, Baby
Let's see, Shelly's pregnant and the episode is called "Oh, Baby." I WONDER WHAT THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT.
Oh and also WE REACHED OUR 100th episode, baby!!
22/07/2021 • 25 minutes 2 seconds
S05E09 - Blossom Gump
Is there a more 90's episode name than "Blossom Gump?" Spoiler: no. This episode was weird. The story was disjointed and based on a lot of things that didn't make sense, almost as if NBC were saying to themselves "let's see if anyone's actually paying attention to this garbage." But hey, at least there are some fantasy sequences.
15/07/2021 • 22 minutes 40 seconds
S05E08 - The Game You Play Tomorrow
What can I say? This episode is better than last week's, and we promise we'll never do a live episode again. OR WILL WE??? Blossom and Six get college acceptance letters and have to figure their shit out.
09/07/2021 • 32 minutes 55 seconds
S05E07 - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
Jason and Craig do a LIVE PODCAST on Instagram Live! It's absolutely terrible. Joey faces temptation, while Blossom faces a demon child.
03/07/2021 • 29 minutes 2 seconds
S05E06 - Writing the Wrongs
Another terrible episode of Blossom. We were hoping season 5 would save this podcast, but it now seems like we were fools. Blossom and Six have a school assignment where they just have to express themselves. Even their teacher is phoning it in!
24/06/2021 • 29 minutes 3 seconds
S05E05 - The Wedding
In our opinionation, fuck this show. More specifically though, Nick gets married, and it's really starting to feel like they're phoning it in!
17/06/2021 • 33 minutes
S05E04 - Your New Planet
This week: we don't give a shit about copyright!
This guy comes up and he's all, you know if you wanna steal Liam Lynch's songs, there's easier ways to do it than ripping it from a podcast, and we're all like YEAH WHATEVER
10/06/2021 • 29 minutes 42 seconds
S05E03 - Puppy Love
You know what? Fuck it, we're doing a Law & Order podcast. These are our stories.
Oh, and this episode is called "Puppy Love" both because Blossom falls in love with some baseball player for a minute, and Kennedy loves her new dog.
03/06/2021 • 22 minutes
S05E01_02 - A New Life
Brand new double-episode extravaganza! It's a wild blow-out! Get it while it's hot! Also, the new season is not as exciting as Jason and Craig had hoped.
28/05/2021 • 49 minutes 39 seconds
S04E28 - Graduation
Come one, come all! It's the Blossom Buddies Season 4 finale extravaganza episode! Twice as long, twice as fun!
15/05/2021 • 53 minutes 47 seconds
S04E27 - Last Tango
This week on Blossom Buddies: Jason and Craig are sick of doing this podcast, although this podcast IS sick, so that tracks.
09/05/2021 • 37 minutes 31 seconds
S04E26 - Night of Reckoning
You know what? This episode was pretty good. Give it a listen!
30/04/2021 • 30 minutes 19 seconds
S04E25 - 7 Deadly Sins
It's not a clip show, but there's also no discernable plot. So, not a great episode of Blossom, but a terrific episode of Blossom Buddies!
23/04/2021 • 22 minutes 31 seconds
S04E24 - Sex, Lies, and Mrs. Peterson
Buzz is back and he's banging Phyllis Diller! We kill him anyway.
19/04/2021 • 27 minutes 43 seconds
S04E23 - Blue Blossom
It's the Craig and Jason Blossom Hour! Also, Craig forgot what day it was and forgot to publish the podcast on time. Blame his wife for having a stupid birthday. Or blame alcohol. Or do something else that's cool and weird that I don't even know about. I'm not your dad.
11/04/2021 • 29 minutes 55 seconds
S04E22 - Our Favorite Scenes
Or as we say in Canada, "Our FAVOURITE Scenes." Also, it's a super-bullshit clipshow, so...
02/04/2021 • 16 minutes 33 seconds
S04E21 - A Little Help From My Friends
Your standard Blossom episode about taking your babysitting responsibilities seriously, and also steroids.
26/03/2021 • 29 minutes 14 seconds
S03E19+20 - Malibu Blossom
It's a double episode, and it's weirdly good. Craig hated it, and then he loved it, but Jason's love stayed true from start to finish.
20/03/2021 • 48 minutes 49 seconds
S04E18 - Double Date
Six gets out of rehab having not learned much, because her therapist was cute, and Scott Wolf's a creepy guest star. Why are all the big guest stars creeps? Why can't Six meet a NICE guest star for once?
12/03/2021 • 30 minutes 1 second
S04E17 - Meat
It's the early 90's, so you know what that means! Time to make fun of vegetarians!
05/03/2021 • 30 minutes 45 seconds
S04E16 - Getting Lucky
Honestly, I don't know why we're doing this anymore. Strangely enough, Daft Punk just broke up the same week we did an episode called "Getting Lucky," which is kinda like one of their songs, in case you're one of those people who lives under a rock. We should all be more like Daft Punk, I guess. Musical genius robots.
26/02/2021 • 31 minutes 3 seconds
S04E15 - Copycat
Our shorest episode yet, and our episodes have been numbered fine THIS WHOLE TIME, JASON.
20/02/2021 • 16 minutes 22 seconds
S03E13 & 14 - Big Doings
Jason and Craig tackle a two episodes at once! It's a two-parter, but we made it a one-parter!
12/02/2021 • 44 minutes 52 seconds
S04E12 - Let'sTalk About Sex
Let's also talk about how putting the word "sex" in our episode titles might get us more downloads. Spread the word! The word is SEX!
05/02/2021 • 29 minutes 46 seconds
S04E11 - True Romance
Here you go, losers. Another stupid episode of this stupid podcast about a stupid TV show.
29/01/2021 • 28 minutes 19 seconds
S04E10 - The 50 Minute Hour
Craig was pretty high for this episode, so... we're either sorry, or you're welcome!
21/01/2021 • 54 minutes 11 seconds
S04E09 - .38 Special
Jimmy's got a gun. This episode feels like a store-brand knockoff of a good sitcom.
16/01/2021 • 51 minutes 26 seconds
S04E08 - Blossom's Dilemna
Except Blossom doesn't really have a dilemna. Vinnie has a dilemna. Six has a dilemna. Even Joey sorta has a dilemna. Get it together, NBC 30 years ago!
18/12/2020 • 30 minutes 40 seconds
S04E07 - Six and Sonny
Six has problems, man.
11/12/2020 • 55 minutes
S04E06 - Kiss and Tell
Fun fact: In this episode of Blossom, everyone who ISN'T in an ambulance makes out!
03/12/2020 • 42 minutes 47 seconds
S04E05 - Transitions
Finally, Blossom returns to form. Like if Blossom were a Wonder Twin, it would be saying, "Form of: A SITCOM!"
Jason and Craig wash an awful taste out of their mouths, just in time to sink their teeth into the real deal.
26/11/2020 • 48 minutes 58 seconds
S04E04 - Blossom in Paris part 4
Jason and Craig start working through the emotional damage that occurs after watching a 4-part sitcom episode with no laugh track.
21/11/2020 • 42 minutes 34 seconds
S04E03 - Blossom in Paris part 3
We did it! Our best episode yet! Or probably not. Listen anyway!
13/11/2020 • 32 minutes 1 second
S04E02 - Blossom in Paris part 2
WHOOOPS Craig forgot to publish this on time. I hope we don't lose any listeners!
08/11/2020 • 39 minutes 40 seconds
S04E01 - Blossom in Paris part 1
WE'RE BACK BABY!
29/10/2020 • 56 minutes 17 seconds
S03E26 - Paris
Guess where Blossom's going!
Join us for the season 3 finale of Blossom. Blossom leaves for Paris, I wonder if she'll come back at the end of the summer... CLIFFHANGERRRRRRR!!!!
29/09/2020 • 57 minutes 40 seconds
S03E25 - Hunger
Shit gets real! Kinda.
22/09/2020 • 57 minutes 22 seconds
S03E24 - Sitcom
Honestly man, I dunno about this one. BUT! If this episode gets 50 downloads in the next week, Jason and I will show our tits on the internet! Come on gang, let's do it!
15/09/2020 • 48 minutes 24 seconds
S03E23 - You Did What?
This week, on a very special Blossom Buddies... we talk about a remarkably unremarkable episode of Blossom.
07/09/2020 • 51 minutes 40 seconds
S03E22 - The Thrill Is Gone
Guess what! Buzzkills are BACK, BABY! The bad news is, so is Buzz.
02/09/2020 • 1 hour 58 seconds
S03E21 - All Dressed Up
Strap in, there's a lot to unpack here! Someone's pregnant! Another couple breaks up! Another couple doesn't break up! Two new couples are formed! All of this is true!
25/08/2020 • 49 minutes 18 seconds
S03E20 - Student Films
Follow Jason's movie reviews at @spiderhero9000 on Instagram
18/08/2020 • 59 minutes 46 seconds
S03E19 - Of Mice and Men
In this episode, we experience internet problems. We also explore what happens when you write too many plotlines into a 22-minute episode of television.
04/08/2020 • 1 hour 2 minutes 49 seconds
S03E18 -Mystery Train
Is it a mystery? Is it a train? Find out the answer to THIS mystery by listening to this week's episode!
28/07/2020 • 1 hour 2 minutes 18 seconds
S03E17 - Car Wrecks and Marriage
First person to download this episode wins a free car! (Just kidding, but please listen to our podcast.)
21/07/2020 • 56 minutes 49 seconds
S03E16 - Time
We take over an hour to talk about an episode that's... not really a full episode. Plus, Jason goes to the basement!
14/07/2020 • 1 hour 3 minutes 9 seconds
S03E15 - The Last Laugh
Craig got the episode out on time FOR ONCE. Also, we take issue to what sitcoms thought of "stand-up comedians" in the 90s.
07/07/2020 • 56 minutes 34 seconds
S03E14 - Ruby
WHOOPS! Craig forgot to upload the episode!Also, come listen to tales of his in-laws' crazy neighbour!
01/07/2020 • 53 minutes 46 seconds
S03E13 - Losing Your... Religion
No episode description this week, but next week, Craig will have a good explaination!
24/06/2020 • 49 minutes 33 seconds
S03E12 - The Frat Party
Fuck Amico's Pizza in Toronto, and a bunch of other people. But also, here's an episode where we talk about Blossom!
16/06/2020 • 58 minutes 50 seconds
S03E11 - My Girl
Holy crap! Craig forgot to put the episode out on time! As a bonus, the audio quality sucks!
10/06/2020 • 1 hour 3 minutes 33 seconds
S03E10 - The Making of a President
Welcome to our most political episode! Partially because it's about politics, and partially because America's political leader has led the country right into self-immolation! Fun!
As a bonus, check out Donkey Basketball right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk6rosqvS60
02/06/2020 • 55 minutes 15 seconds
S03E09 - All Hallow's Eve
This week on Blossom Buddies: the web host adopts a bug where it adds weird strings to the filename, and hijinks ensue. And to top it off, it's HALLOWEEN!!!
19/05/2020 • 1 hour 8 minutes 39 seconds
S03E08 - I Killed Chico Barranca
But I did not kill the deputy
12/05/2020 • 1 hour 5 minutes 33 seconds
S03E07 - Only When I Laugh
See if you can spot the blooper that Craig didn't have time to find and edit properly!
05/05/2020 • 1 hour 7 minutes 45 seconds
S03E06 - Kids
You think I have time to sit here and think of descriptions for every episode? COME ON!
28/04/2020 • 59 minutes 15 seconds
S03E05 - The Joey Chronicles
Now with a new theme song!
21/04/2020 • 38 minutes 34 seconds
S03E04 - What Price Love?
Look, we get it. There's a pandemic and you've neither the time nor the inclination to listen to our podcast anymore. But could you at least keep downloading it? So we feel validated in our efforts? C'mon, be a human being!
14/04/2020 • 55 minutes 58 seconds
S03E03 - No Cure For Love
I dunno, it's a podcast? In social isolation? I'm trying to take care of a baby over here!
07/04/2020 • 53 minutes 56 seconds
S03E02 - Dear Mom
31/03/2020 • 36 minutes 56 seconds
S03E01 - Runaway (w/ Jake Thurgood)
The behind the scenes were NOT funny this week.
17/03/2020 • 43 minutes 17 seconds
S02E24 - Spring Fever (w/ Jake Thurgood)
House Fuckin' Part 2: The Revenge
03/03/2020 • 59 minutes 4 seconds
S02E23 - Driver's Education (w/ Jake Thurgood)
Craig's not here, man. (With special guest host: Jake Thurgood)
25/02/2020 • 55 minutes 40 seconds
S02E22 - Whines and Misdemeanours
Plowin' trow and blastin' choad.
18/02/2020 • 57 minutes 28 seconds
S02E21 - House Guests (w/ Mark Little)
We have a special guest on this week's episode, and he's so great that it turned into a double episode! Please plan your listening accordingly.
11/02/2020 • 1 hour 25 minutes 1 second
S02E20 - You Must Remember This
The gang drink some coffee.
04/02/2020 • 45 minutes 42 seconds
S02E19 - Wake Up Little Suzy
Yes, and we do improv!
28/01/2020 • 52 minutes 49 seconds
S02E18 - The Letter
I was gonna make a funny episode description, but then I got high. Bada da da da da.
21/01/2020 • 41 minutes 18 seconds
S02E17 - Losers Win
Sit Ubu, sit. Good dog.
14/01/2020 • 46 minutes 3 seconds
S02E16 - Three O'Clock and All Is Hell
This is our sickest episode yet! (Because Jason and Craig are both getting over the flu!)
07/01/2020 • 55 minutes 9 seconds
S02E15 - Hot For Teacher
Our 30th episode extraveganza! With special guest, Sarah Kolasky!
24/12/2019 • 1 hour 9 minutes 12 seconds
S02E14 - The Test
Featuring special guests, Ray and Keith of The Prison Wallets podcast.
Now with less laugh track!
17/12/2019 • 41 minutes 50 seconds
S02E13 - It's A Marginal Life
The One Where Craig Explains Colours
10/12/2019 • 53 minutes 8 seconds
S02E12 - This Old House
Google Home Has A Stroke
03/12/2019 • 51 minutes 32 seconds
S02E011 - You Can't Go Home
We get real about grandmothers. (re-upload)
26/11/2019 • 57 minutes 51 seconds
S02E10 - Expectations
Jason needs to watch "Cool As Ice." Comment if you agree.
19/11/2019 • 51 minutes 3 seconds
S02E09 - Blossom: A Rockmentary
Produced by Keith's mom, and starring Jami Gertz as "The Twister"
12/11/2019 • 53 minutes 10 seconds
S02E08 - Run for the Border
"If we don’t get a Rodney King fucking episode of Blossom, I’m going to be furious."
05/11/2019 • 55 minutes 10 seconds
S02E07 - Intervention
I am Alan Thicke's broken heart.
29/10/2019 • 54 minutes 6 seconds
S02E06 - To Tell The Truth
This is our grown-up people podcast.
22/10/2019 • 39 minutes 47 seconds
S02E05 - Honor?
OK Google... what's Apartheid?
15/10/2019 • 38 minutes 44 seconds
S02E04 - I'm With The Band
08/10/2019 • 47 minutes 37 seconds
S02E03 - The Joint
Jazz musicians have jazz cigarettes.
01/10/2019 • 43 minutes 42 seconds
S02E02 - Here Comes The Buzz
And he's a giant dick.
24/09/2019 • 53 minutes 25 seconds
S02E01 - Second Base
In which we explain the heteronormative definition of baseball.
17/09/2019 • 43 minutes 31 seconds
BONUS - S01E10 - Such a Night
Bonus lost episode!
10/09/2019 • 38 minutes 16 seconds
Episode 14 - S01E13 - Love Stinks
The one where Friends is transphobic
03/09/2019 • 50 minutes 41 seconds
Episode 13 - S01E12 - Papa's Little Dividend
In which Blossom learns about casual sex.
27/08/2019 • 25 minutes 22 seconds
Episode 12 - S01E10 - Such A Night
With apologies to Clint Howard
20/08/2019 • 27 minutes 59 seconds
Episode 11 - S01E11 - School Daze
Just The Brie Of Us
13/08/2019 • 41 minutes 49 seconds
Episode 10 - S01E09 - Tough Love
AKA That 70s Show Show AKA Intervention Buddies AKA Turner and Hooch Total Recall Buddies AKA ALF Buddies
06/08/2019 • 38 minutes 16 seconds
Episode 9 - S01E08 - The Geek
Come to Canada! The weed is free!
30/07/2019 • 32 minutes 17 seconds
Episode 8 - S01E07 - Thanks For The Memorex
"Hey, put your pants back on!"
23/07/2019 • 30 minutes 33 seconds
Episode 7 - S01E06 - Ain't Got No Buddy
But... is Blossom racist?
16/07/2019 • 32 minutes 37 seconds
Episode 6 - S01E05 - Sex, Lies, and Teenagers
Just call it, "Friends."
09/07/2019 • 24 minutes 34 seconds
Episode 5 - S01E04 - Who's In Charge Here?
"There's gotta be DRUGS in here somewhere!"
02/07/2019 • 35 minutes 32 seconds
Episode 4 - S01E03 - Dad's Girlfriend
"Did you have your period though?"
25/06/2019 • 26 minutes 55 seconds
Episode 3 - S01E02 - My Sister's Keeper
Cylons, and smoke monsters, and dragons, OH MY!
18/06/2019 • 40 minutes 37 seconds
Episode 2 - S01E01 - Blossom Blossoms
"The family that shits together, shits together."
11/06/2019 • 22 minutes 18 seconds
Episode 1 - S01E00 - The Pilot
The Blossom Buddies take a look at the pilot episode of the NBC hit show, Blossom.