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American Wannabes Podcast

English, Comedy, 253 seasons, 285 episodes, 4 days, 2 hours, 22 minutes
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Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) Americans. For real.
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262. "Angel in the building."

Angel is back at the Podcast and steps on Jerry's shoes by using Hunting Park. The guy's talk about male extension procedures and if they would get it. The guys talk about Angels epilepsy an epileptic community.
8/10/202242 minutes, 17 seconds
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261. "Jesus get's his HBO special"

Jesus get's finally gets an HBO special date. It's dropping tomorrow on HBO MAX August 5. The guys talk about how they envy Bad Bunny and introduce fellow new comedian Angel Hernandez.
8/4/202242 minutes, 13 seconds
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260. "Jesus the Snitch."

Jerry can help his love for his new cat "Luna" and they guys don't approve. The Wannabe's go deep with some daddy issues, and talk how it affected their lives. Also how donating money doesn't pay off, especially when they can help you out in a situation. Jesus talks how he cant keep a secrete
7/28/202251 minutes, 46 seconds
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259. "I still rather live in California"

The guy's continue the conversation about living in Cali and how they hate Arizona. Jesus talks about how he hates some California tactics. LA traffic and being late to everything is a normal thing. They guys go off.
7/21/202253 minutes, 32 seconds
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258. "I love Arizona."

The Wannabes talk about feeding baby's momma's other kids. Jerry goes on a rant that Arizona sucks and Jesus defends it to the death
7/14/202238 minutes, 32 seconds
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257. "Free Patreon Episode." Raul Reyes in the Building!

Happy belated 4th of July. The Wannabes take a week off to recover from all their fireworks burns, but leave you with a free Patreon Episode this week. This episode is the first time Raul Reyes comes to the set and the friendly roasting begins . Check it out. Patreon Supporters don't trip you guys got an new exclusive episode.
7/8/202252 minutes, 45 seconds
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256. "We are with You"

The Wannabes talk about thier view's on abortion and woman's rights. Also Chris is out because he's welcoming he's new born "Zoey" to the world. She has a different name by the way, but Jerry and the guy's like Zoey better. 
6/29/202243 minutes, 16 seconds
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255. "Dig In There"

The Wannabes talk about how they think they can process in comedy by taking a step back. Jerry admits he thinks he should do psychedelics drugs to see outside the box.
6/21/202249 minutes, 9 seconds
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254. "We Back"

The Wannabes are back, no replacements this time. The guys are back at it again and they don't hold back. They talk about special gifts you have to have confidence to give your special someone.
6/15/202249 minutes, 16 seconds
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252. "The Replacements"

The Wannabe's had to replace Chris Z Pix after his rant that he wanted to leave his job and pursue a career in comedy. Chris wife didn't let him come to the podcast this week, incomes Raul Reyes to the rescue. Jesus also had to leave the podcast this week, Fern el Chaton comes off the bench. This is "The Replacement's episode."
5/26/202248 minutes, 36 seconds
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251. "The Intervention."

The Wannabe's have a heart to heart with Chris Z Pix. Are you down for this? Also Jerry vent's how much he can't stand Raul Reyes.
5/18/202254 minutes, 12 seconds
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250. "They want to let you know."

The guys talk about how woman love to let you know.... Instead of doing it them selves. They have solutions on how they can make them aware, "experience living like a single mom.
5/12/202248 minutes, 15 seconds
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249. "Jerry is back"

Jerry's back and he pick's up where he left off, cancel culture and more. 
5/4/202242 minutes, 57 seconds
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248. Back Again

They are back, the Wannabes are full and loaded. The guys talk about the latest news about the Johnny Depp trial. Jesus talks about when he caught an ex cheating on him.
4/27/202240 minutes, 56 seconds
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247. The Conspiracy Episode

They Wannabes talk about some conspiracies they know, even Auggie gets the mic and talks about his favorite one, "The Moon Landing." Jesus head blows up and can believe some of the things he's hearing.
4/13/202237 minutes, 7 seconds
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246. The Slap

The guys talk about the slap that was heard around the world. Also they run down a Spanish play by play.
4/4/202243 minutes, 1 second
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245. Haunted Hotel?

Jerry and Jesus talk about their experience at hunted Glen Tavern Hotel, "they got bad vides." The guys talk about if they believe in ghost. Also Jesus talks about Jerry's super fan experience
3/18/202242 minutes, 5 seconds
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244. You share Sushi?

The Wannabes are back with the exception of Fern. Jerry and Chris talk about meeting Jo Koi in Taxas, Jesus talks about how he didn't know you share Sushi and much more.
3/17/202241 minutes, 9 seconds
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243. "Texas Roadhouse"

Jerry and Chri Z pix hit the road too Texas and talk about their experiences. They talk about marriage for money and how they can't say all current events. "The War."
3/15/202251 minutes, 10 seconds
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231. " Does It Matter"

The guys ask the age old question " looks or size"
11/30/202137 minutes, 28 seconds
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229. "Jerry's To Do List"

Jesus meets Jerrys dream girl and the guys discuss how much things have changed in recent years.
11/9/202142 minutes, 41 seconds
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228. "El Bigote"

I forgot what this episode is about all i can remember is Jesus' big ass Mustache.
10/28/202138 minutes, 34 seconds
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226. "The Hot Cheetos Movie"

This week the guys talk about The Hot Cheetos movie and audition for roles that are probably already casted. Also the misplaced families in the making of  The Dodgers Stadium.
10/14/202141 minutes, 47 seconds
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224. " Jerry Goes Dark"

On this dark and gloomy day Jerry also goes dark  and has the funniest stories for the guys. 
10/4/202150 minutes, 36 seconds
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223." Are We Hitting it Right"

Imagine Checking your chicks phone and seeing an old video that wasn't meant for your eyes! Jesus tells a horrifying story about just that and its just as bad as it sounds. Also the guys discuss man funk and give hygiene tips, and  Christian and Jesus ask the most important question in a relationship "Are we hitting it right"
9/24/202143 minutes, 57 seconds
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222. "The Road Life "

9/17/202145 minutes, 4 seconds
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221. 'Filling In The Fat"

The Guys are back. Los Toxicos Tour coming soon! Get your tickets. Also a sneak peak int Jerry Garcia's Horchata Con Milk movie
9/9/202144 minutes, 43 seconds
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218 "Live Forever "

8/20/202135 minutes, 38 seconds
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217. Crime Doesn't Pay

The guys are back with the worst advise ever. Please don't Heist at home.
8/16/202138 minutes, 6 seconds
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215. " @Concretelive"

This week we have the very Popular @Concretelive from IG and Tiktok.
7/23/202147 minutes, 11 seconds
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214." Jackie Love"

This week we have another special guest the very popular Jackie Love from IG.
7/16/202138 minutes, 48 seconds
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213. Hella Black Mexican

This week we have Special Guest Ehcrama Creator of Hella Black Mexican on Youtube.
7/9/202134 minutes, 22 seconds
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212. Pride Friendly

This weeks ferns back and the guys go in!!! Watch new episode on All Def Latino Youtube Channel
7/2/202147 minutes, 33 seconds
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211. High Speed Chase

Jesus is involved in a high speed chase and he did everything right for the first time ever. '' I went out like a punk bitch" Also Its Chriszpics bday!!!!
6/24/202148 minutes, 56 seconds
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210. EL FOOCHI

The guys discuss getting back on stage and the fact that Pandemic comedy is dead. Also their opinions on Fauci emails. Also more Halston on Netflix talk and more 
6/17/202146 minutes, 43 seconds
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209. "Jerry Gone Wild"

This weeks topics include surviving in the wilderness, Junos new look, Jerrys Girls Gone Wild addiction, and the time he got jacked for his bobble heads.
6/11/202145 minutes, 58 seconds
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208 " Taken IT"

Ferns Back baby! Ferns fills in for Jerry this week, but don't worry things still get hot and heavy stay tuned for some X Rated content. 
6/3/202146 minutes, 4 seconds
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207 "THE INTERVENTION"

Jesus and Jerry stage an Intervention. Not only Is Jerry hurting himself, but he's also the guys and The Podcast. Also the guys talk Crypto Currency and in true American Wannabes fashion get it all wrong. 
5/27/202147 minutes, 16 seconds
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BONUS PATREON CLIP

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5/27/20214 minutes, 29 seconds
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Patron Clip Raul Does Stand up

Join the Patreon for full Length  Bonus Episodes every week www.patreon.com/americanwannabes 
5/17/20212 minutes, 37 seconds
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205." The Worlds Turning Dogg"

The guys remember the 90s and early 2000s and realize how much the world is changing and advancing forward. This is a woke one guys so stay tuned.
5/13/202150 minutes, 2 seconds
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Patreon Clip "Sock Game"

join the pattern for bonus clips very week  https://www.patreon.com/americanwannabes 
4/27/20214 minutes, 52 seconds
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202. "StamiNo"

This week the guys recap their Stamino experience, and Jesus is ready and all dressed up for Miami. Also the getting ready to hit the road soon "You can't  Fuck your fans anymore Jerry"
4/23/202145 minutes, 3 seconds
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Patron Clip 200

4/9/20211 minute, 48 seconds
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PATREON CLIP

Join the Patreon for an extra episode every week. Heres a clip from this weeks Bonus episode where we go further than any regular episode. No filter no Fucks given. https://www.patreon.com/americanwannabes  
3/23/20212 minutes, 29 seconds
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197. Frugal

This weeks topics include Speedy Gonzales, Pepe Le Pew, Jesus pronouncing Frugal, Baby Daddy problems, mooning and pancing back in the day, Coming to America, and more
3/18/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 1 second
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196. Keeping It 1 Hunny

The gang is all back and wild as ever. This weeks topics include, Eminem Cancelled, Rape culture in High School, The Canelo  Fight, Getting in the ring, and more wild stuff i can't write on here as it might incriminate us. 
3/11/20211 hour, 42 seconds
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188. Goodbye 2020

12/30/20201 hour, 7 minutes, 21 seconds
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AW BONUS #11

12/19/202037 minutes, 57 seconds
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185. Live at The Haha

Live episode recorded at the Haha Comedy Club in NoHo. 
12/19/202057 minutes, 40 seconds
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187. Edging/Selena

This week were back on Zoom as we continue to play it safe and steer clear of Jerry G. on this weeks episode the guys review the new Selena series on netflix. Also Christian teaches the guys a new word, and they all admit to being that guy. want extra episodes every week? join the Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/americanwannabes  
12/12/20201 hour, 10 minutes, 31 seconds
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11/23/20205 minutes, 18 seconds
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Bonus Patreon Clip

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10/23/20205 minutes, 16 seconds
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Bonus Episode 2 |Patreon Clip

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10/15/20207 minutes, 25 seconds
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Bonus Episode 1| Patreon Sample

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10/8/20205 minutes, 14 seconds
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AMERICAN WANNABES TRAILER

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10/1/202050 seconds
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Episode 166 - I Wish A Karen Would

Christian gives us proper grocery store etiquette that enrages Jerry. Jerry again shows his anger and passion when talking about Pam and Jim's relationship. Plus, Jesus finally watched Back To The Future and the guys dive deep into movie conspiracies.  Check out the spinoff podcasts: It's Not My Weekend  Cooler Than I Look  Time Flies ------------- VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video! JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
7/18/20201 hour, 3 minutes, 25 seconds
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Episode 165 - Put On A F@$ing Mask

Christian urges the importance of wearing a mask. Cancel culture is back strong. Who will be the first Wannabe to get canceled? Christian takes bets. The guys answer listener questions.  Check out the spinoff podcasts: It's Not My Weekend  Cooler Than I Look  Time Flies ------------- VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!   JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It   CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com   ---   Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!   American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
7/18/20201 hour, 4 minutes, 51 seconds
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Episode 164 - The Wannabes Gone Wild

If there's an episode ever to get the Wannabes "canceled", this is it! The guys tackle all of the social justice no-no's including plus: - Christian explains "Libido" to the guys. - TV actors who make it big with a hit series. - The elephant in the comedy room--the Chris D'elia scandal. - American Wannabes expanded universe. Check out the spinoff podcasts: It's Not My Weekend  Cooler Than I Look  Time Flies ------------- VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!   JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It   CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com   ---   Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!   American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
7/14/20201 hour, 23 minutes, 6 seconds
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Tell Us What You Like About Us

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Episode 35 - Did Hugh Hefner Have A Huge Penis?

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian welcome their good friend Midnight to the show. The guys start off in a somber mood discussing the tragic event in Las Vegas. They switch up to discuss the passing of Hugh Hefner and ponder whether he had a huge penis. Then, Christian's first road gig, Jesus plans to get fat when he's successful, and Jerry becomes a king. Plus, how old was Midnight before he realized he was Mexican?  All this and much more.  Please subscribe on iTunes Stitcher, Google Play, or any podcast app! American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.
10/4/201741 minutes, 42 seconds
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Episode 31 - Blow Job Raffle

The guys thank their first "sponsor" then take a dive right into the Mayweather vs McGregor fight. Jerry thinks it was scripted and Jesus admits that he hates UFC because his ex cheated on him with an MMA fighter.  Jesus shares a harrowing tale of taking the bus from AZ to CA including drug addicts, homeless people, mean security guards, and a very scary tiny cholo.  Things take a turn when Jerry brags about winning raffles at bachelor parties and showering with a stripper. Christian spends most of the episode panicking that his wife won't let him go on the road with the other Wannabes after this.  Please subscribe on iTunes Stitcher, Google Play, or any podcast app! American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.  
9/5/201748 minutes, 17 seconds
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Episode 24 - I've Never Had An Orgasmic Sh*t

The fellas discuss the big match ups of Mayweather vs McGregor and Game Of Thrones vs Breaking Bad vs The Wire. Then both Jerry and Jesus talk about their fond sexual memories of teachers while Christian has to explain being born gay. They all (mostly) deny liking butt stuff and argue over whether R Kelly is a cult leader and if being "kept" by him is all that bad. Plus, getting famous so you can date Mexican novella chicks.  Please subscribe on iTunes and follow on Facebook!  
7/17/201740 minutes, 39 seconds
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Episode 23 - Millenials Are Little B*tches

The guys are flying high after a headlining weekend at Flapper's Comedy Club so they finally give shout-outs to listeners and commenters. Then they talk about Blac Chyna vs Rob Kardashian, dating strippers, being Captain Save-A-Ho, and why they have a problem with the movie Titanic.  Please subscribe on iTunes and follow on Facebook! Hit them up with any questions or comments at [email protected]  
7/11/201748 minutes, 52 seconds
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Episode 22 - Honesty, Fighting Rappers, Is This Racist

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian "come clean" in this honesty episode. They finally admit that they forgot to follow through to their listeners from a few months ago. They talk about the haters from their Netflix appearance on the Chingo Bling special and how they react to negative comments. Plus they fight rappers, question racism, and discuss how the BET awards screwed Jerry's Dodger game.  Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]  
7/5/201752 minutes, 28 seconds
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Episode 21 - N Word, Gringos, & Threesomes

Jesus and Christian get their producer to prank Jerry for being late. The guys get intense talking about road rage fights and Christian gets punched by an old man. They get into an intense discussion over the "N" word and the origin of the term "gringos" for which they all have different theories. Finally they get down and dirty talking about threesomes.  Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]  
6/26/201746 minutes, 7 seconds
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Episode 20 - If I Cheat She Should Take Me Back

The show starts off happy with Jerry and Christian recounting their celebrations on Father's Day. But the mood takes a turn when Jerry calls bullsh*t on Jesus claiming to have made a movie at 8 years old. Finally, the guys end up discussing a woman getting railed at her bachelorette party and their mansplanation of cheating. Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]  
6/19/201751 minutes, 15 seconds
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Episode 19 - I Sh*t My Pants In The Club

In a violently stinky episode, Jerry, Jesus, and Christian talk fighting and shi*tting, and sh*tting while fighting.  Jerry joins 100 other Mexican dads in line for some donuts, goes to see Wonder Woman and gets recognized on the street. Jesus doesn't get off on superheroes but Christian thinks it's worth seeing since Gal Gadot is hot.   Jesus and Christian break up a fight which lead the guys down a path of breaking up fights, helping out in fights, and joining in on fights until somebody sh*ts their pants and has to go to the hospital.      Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]  
6/13/201749 minutes, 22 seconds
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Episode 18 - We're On Netflix Now

Jerry, Jesus and Christian go Hollywood! The secret's out: Jerry and Jesus are featured on Netflix's "Chingo Bling: They Can't Deport Us All." Available now! They talk about the project and what their lives are like now with fame, fortune and personal assistants. Then, the Wannabes defend Donald Trump, but don't defend Bill Cosby, leading to a talk about the limits of good taste in comedy. Finally, Christian tests Jerry on current street lingo – stick around, you might learn something.   Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]
6/6/201749 minutes, 56 seconds
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Episode 17 - I Don't Trust The Cheese

Jerry, Jesus and Christian get serious for a minute to pay respects to victims of the Manchester terror attack. How do we keep fools in check in these crazy times? As if the Ariana Grande concert wasn't bad enough, now you can't even trust gas station nacho cheese! Or Congressmen. The Wannabes remember their grossest food moments, then go deep on sexting in the wake of Anthony Weiner's "guilty" plea. By the way, if you wear glasses: Take 'em off or leave 'em on during sex? The Wannabes have the answer. Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]  
5/30/201740 minutes, 15 seconds
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Episode 16 - That Knocked The Racist Out Of Me

Jerry returns from where cholos go to retire! Jesus returns from near-death-by tornado! Together again, the Wannabes revisit the cinematic masterwork known as Lowriders, and explore their deep, devotional love for the Kardashians. Then, hear the Wannabes' complete guide to using the n-word and the (other) f-word. Finally, Jerry, Jesus and Christian explain how their lives ARE the Bow Wow Challenge, which leads into a pit of regret as they confess their deepest childhood insecurities. Plus, as usual, Jerry says some gay stuff.   Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]  
5/22/201751 minutes, 2 seconds
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Episode 15 - I'll Throw A Rear Naked Choke On You

Jesus and Christian clown the Canelo vs. Chavez fight! Always smart to see how much shit you can talk about pro fighters. Then, since Jerry is on the road, Producer Frank steps in to school the Wannabes on the glory of UFC. They don't quite buy it. Plus, hear how Jesus overcame his own tendency to cry during fights, only to suffer a humiliating knockout in his first and only boxing match. Then we end with an epic rant as Christian and Jesus tackle the upcoming sure-to-be classic movie: LOWRIDERS! Man, Hollywood just GETS Mexicans, you know?   Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]
5/9/201746 minutes, 37 seconds
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Episode 14 - Jerry Might Be Smarter Than President Trump

Jerry, Jesus and Christian celebrate May Day with all their paisa friends! Christian pits Jerry against Civil War history buff Donald Trump, but can Jerry pass the quiz on behalf of Wannabes everywhere? Plus, brace yourselves...JA RULE IS BACK! The Wannabes talked about him, now he's back making headlines baby! All that, plus sleazy cousins in Mexico, underage drinking, and hook-ups that were never meant for public knowledge. Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]
5/3/201753 minutes, 21 seconds
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Episode 13 - I Was Never A Salma Hayek Fan

Jerry continues his streak of unpopular opinions about legendary Mexican beauties! First Selena, now this?! Jerry, Jesus and Christian talk good hair, and the lack thereof, before tackling Ryan Gosling's dating life. Spoiler alert: Jerry's not impressed there either. Jesus performs Telenovela Theater and NAILS IT. Jerry gets emotional talking about Patriots Day (the movie, because he doesn't know what the holiday is). And finally, the Wannabes share stories of their greatest celebrity encounters!" Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected] STAND UP ALERT! Monday, May 1, at 8pm, the American Wannabes are performing at Flapper's Comedy Club in Burbank with Hal Sparks, Frank Prather, Camilla Cleese, Erin Darling, and host Alison Jordan. The entire lineup are hosts of the Bail Bonds Media podcasts! Click HERE for tickets!  
4/27/201741 minutes, 52 seconds
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Episode 12 - Can I Take My Kids To This?

Jerry, Jesus and Christian celebrate Tax Day by diving into all the ways for Jerry's kids to waste his money. First, it's Christian's time to shine as the Wannabes discuss the new Star Wars movie, toys and trips to Comic-Con. Then, Jesus and Christian enlighten Jerry to the wonders of Coachella, before the whole crew recounts near death experiences at Morrissey and Kanye concerts. Finally, Jesus spins the epic tale of that one time his dad tried to help him get ahead in comedy. You do not want to miss that mess. Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected] STAND UP ALERT! Monday, May 1, at 8pm, the American Wannabes are performing at Flapper's Comedy Club in Burbank with Hal Sparks, Frank Prather, Camilla Cleese, Erin Darling, and host Alison Jordan. The entire lineup are hosts of the Bail Bonds Media podcasts! Click HERE for tickets!
4/19/201744 minutes, 10 seconds
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Episode 11 - She Slapped A Ho Before

Jerry, Jesus and Christian come out swinging, for an episode all about peleas callejeras! The Wannabes throw down with a woman who attacks kissing strangers, and the passenger who got jumped by United Airlines. Plus, learn about the many street fights of Christian's wife, and all the ways that tensions run high at private comedy shows. Somehow, there's still time to reveal the winners of the first American Wannabe's T-Shirt contest, and for Jerry and Jesus to reflect on their life as a couple. Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]  
4/12/201749 minutes, 28 seconds
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Episode 10 - Selena Was Overrated

Christian outs himself for a car accident. Jerry gets excited about Dodger's opening day. And Jesus thinks flat earthers are idiots but admits he thinks the lunar landing was faked. But the big news is that one of the Wannabes thinks the beloved late singer Selena was overrated and would have been washed up by now.  Catch Jerry, Jesus, Christian, and even producer Frank performing standup at The Ice House in Pasadena on Friday, April 7 at 8pm. Tickets are available HERE! Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]  
4/5/201750 minutes, 3 seconds
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Episode 9 - Karma Is A Bitch Man

Jerry cursed himself in the last podcast! Find out how, as Jesus returns from Arizona, the Wannabes reminisce about the last time they got in a fight, and things take an unexpectedly touchy-feely turn. The guys weigh in on the benefits of healthy crying before finally tackling the shit show of the Trump presidency. Catch Jerry, Jesus, Christian, and even producer Frank performing standup at The Ice House in Pasadena on Friday, April 7 at 8pm. Tickets are available HERE! Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]
3/29/201748 minutes, 36 seconds
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Episode 8 - What Is He Gonna Do With That Sperm

Jerry and Christian roll two deep because Jesus had to cross the border to Arizona a few days early. The guys talk about parenting, from explaining masturbation to accidentally watching sex content with your kid. They're joined briefly by producer Frank Prather to discuss the first time they all saw dirty movies. Plus, Jesus calls in from the road! Catch Jerry, Jesus, Christian, and even Frank performing standup at The Ice House in Pasadena on Friday, April 7 at 8pm. Tickets are available HERE! Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]
3/22/201748 minutes, 42 seconds
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Episode 7 - There's A Lot Of Shame In Me Afterwards

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian dive into exercise, or lack thereof, and getting naked for sex. Speaking of pain, they take us back to their childhood days and the various types of corporal punishment their parents used to discipline them. Finally, they talk female body hair including bush vs. bald, leg stubble, and underarm growth.  Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]
3/15/201751 minutes, 13 seconds
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Episode 6 - You Said That Joke Last Time Vol 1

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian pull back the curtain to discuss the behind-the-scenes of their standup careers. From humble beginnings to epic bombs and everything in between. This is the first of an ongoing series of their adventures in standup comedy. 
3/7/201750 minutes, 19 seconds
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Episode 5 - I'm Just As Brown As You, Bro

The Wannabes praise movies that none of them have seen, reveal a scandal in the Zaragosa house, then dive deep into the news to relive adventures with creeper cops, Six Flags and high school wrestling. Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]
3/1/201746 minutes, 4 seconds
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Episode 4 - Not My Presidents Day

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian discuss the origin of President's Day and thenot so glory days of their sports "careers"  Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! Hit us up with any questions or comments at [email protected]  
2/22/201752 minutes, 42 seconds
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Episode 3

Comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness in episode 3 of their new podcast! 
2/17/201743 minutes, 56 seconds
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Episode 2

Comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness in episode 2 of their new podcast!
2/14/201743 minutes
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Episode 1

Comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness in the first episode of their new podcast!
2/9/201745 minutes, 50 seconds