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Alohomora!: The Original Harry Potter Re-Read

English, Literature, 14 seasons, 442 episodes, 3 days 12 hours 48 minutes
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Alohomora! is an interactive and creative collaborative project between fans worldwide and MuggleNet staff. Join us as we re-read the entire series, spin wild theories, and share content all influenced by our love of Harry Potter.
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Alohomora! DH, 6 Revisit: Ron Is My Grandfather

On Episode 394 we discuss...→ the maturity of the Trio→ The longing tension between Harry and Ginny→ 90s tropes → Everybody Loves Molly→ "We're coming with you"→ The number of towers at Hogwarts→ The slimy goo inside of all of us→ Death, Horcruxes, and the meaning of life
24/02/20242 hours 6 minutes 38 seconds
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OOTP 38, Revisit: Dark Humor Crew

On Episode 393 we discuss...→ Voldemort's soft launch→ Dueling clubs to get back in practice→ Instructional DVDs→ Hugs for Harry→ In our feelings→ Street cred for Filch→ Summer break plans at Hogwarts
10/02/20242 hours 34 minutes 29 seconds
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GOF, 25 Revisit: Scrub Daddy

On Episode 392 we discuss...→ Moaning Myrtle just a lonely child→ Piggy Wiggly→ Filch's redemption→ Cats chose violence→ Fleur might be a big softy→ Snape's store of potion ingredients→ Le-ion
27/01/20242 hours 3 minutes 27 seconds
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COS Movie Watch: I Wanted Bigger Eyeballs

On Episode 391 we discuss...→ Best line: "Your hand is all sweaty"→ Wizard plummers→ Menacing ellipses→ Pausing for effect→ Voldemort is a dramatic B→ The adventures of Tommy and Bianca→ Grace Candido-Beecher shout out→ Fawkes or convenient plot point→ It's not weird, it's funny
13/01/20242 hours 49 minutes 55 seconds
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HBP, 16 Revisit: Too Many Cooks

On Episode 390 we discuss...→ Adverbs and potentially bad writing→ Sprouting it all up→ Prophetic knives→ Unbreakable Vows as kids→ The origins of oranges in stockings and Saint Nick→ Chris Tingle→ In-depth look at godparents→ Christmas time with FleurRead below to for information on how to contact our guest, Emily Strand.Her website is emilystrand.com and my Academia.edu site is here: https://carmelcollege.academia.edu/EmilyStrandPotterversity: https://www.mugglenet.com/mugglenet-family/potterversity/New book (just out!) is Potterversity: Essays Exploring the World of Harry Potter available from publ
30/12/20232 hours 20 minutes 23 seconds
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OOTP, 22 Revisit: Third Rate Duelist

On Episode 389 we discuss...→ Let's go to the hospital→ Hermione puts the "camp" in camping→ McGonagall's Caturday with Mrs. Morris→ Dumbledore's Pager→ Festive in death→ Accio baby→ Portrait powers activate!This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
16/12/20232 hours 19 minutes 36 seconds
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GOF, 22 Revisit: Teenage Trauma Dump

On Episode 388 we discuss...→ Cringe moments from our past as teens→ Professor Bitter at the holiday staff meeting→ Go forth and find a partner, McGonagall→ What happened to pogs?→ Patty Parkinson→ Drawn out drumrolls→ Holding out for Harry→ Dialogue Alley PodcastThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
02/12/20232 hours 20 minutes 16 seconds
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DH, 15 Revisit: Hangry Ron

On Episode 387 we discuss...→ We are not a fishing podcast→ Also not on Shark Tank→ People just don't go out and get tents→ Grawp Pt. 2→ Ronald Weasley and the checked privilege→ Desk Pig all over again→ Why did the Trio catch a pike of all things?→ If Ron and Hermione's relationship will stand the test of timeThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
18/11/20232 hours 12 minutes 29 seconds
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GOF, 27 Revist: This Chapter Gets Sirius

On Episode 386 we discuss...→ XoXo,Gossip Girl→ Who's playing the long game?→ Pansy Parkinson is Draco→ Nerf balls and teachers→ Harry is not James→ Paw print in the skyThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
04/11/20231 hour 38 minutes 15 seconds
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OOTP, 30 Revisit: Buff Filch

On Episode 385 we discuss...→ Americans don't know what "punting" means→ It's a good episode to be Ron lover→ Passive agressive professors→ The twins are really smart→ the nightmare of teacups with legs→ Everyone is worried about Harry's restless sleep→ We are not a Twilight podcast→ What came first, Hogwarts or the forest?→ Free GrawpThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
21/10/20232 hours 6 minutes 43 seconds
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POA, 4 Revisit: Harry Potter and the Accumulation of Calories

On Episode 384 we discuss...→ The cheeky mirror→ No working papers or labor laws→ Lower level homework→ Harry and his fear of the unknown→ Ron & Hermione's plot point birthdays→ "Bang on the counter" doesn't mean what you think it means→ The trio starts to pair off→ Team Molly or Team Arthur→ It got better, then it didn't - series mantra→ #justice for BinkyThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
07/10/20232 hours 8 minutes 3 seconds
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DH, 24 Revisit: Hermione Tried

On Episode 383 we discuss...→ Alfie & Alby→ AOL AIM Mirror→ Weird metaphors and the afterlife→ Harry's hitch in that giddyup→ Why didn't the goblins win→ The end of childhood→ Dudley and Draco are two sides of the same coin→ The ghost of VoldemortThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
23/09/20231 hour 16 minutes 27 seconds
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PS/SS, 8 Revisit: Farm to Table Coordinator

On Episode 382 we discuss...→ Secret celebrity→ Mrs. Norris: she is widowed→ Being chill and strict at the same time→ Voldemort's smelly head→ Quidditch is McGonagall's love language→ Yum-bledore→ Africa is a continent not a country→ Hagrid is the farm to table coordinator of HogwartsThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
09/09/20231 hour 24 minutes 10 seconds
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HBP, 4 Revisit: In-Theory-Us

On Episode 381 we discuss...→ "Weird" ways to love Horace Slughorn→ Ranking Harry's school years from best to worst→ Preferred method of magical travel→ Doge's suspected crush on Dumbledore→ Add Beginners to your must watch list→ Kat Miller, confirmed bachelor→ Slughorn's secondary house debate→ Generational divide on stopping by unannounced→ "They" say we fall in love with our parents→ Ginny is the new LilyThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
26/08/20231 hour 50 minutes 8 seconds
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SS, Movie Watch: Sorcerer's Stone Movie Commentary

On Episode 380 we discuss...→ Porto's hats→ Operation "pig for slaughter" is a go→ "I regret Lily's death" - Google it→ Why can't they just pick up their brooms?→ Oliver Wood, razzle-dazzle→ Harry has a strong core→ To drink unicorn blood→ Quirrell's study abroad opportunityThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
12/08/20232 hours 32 minutes 36 seconds
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OOTP, 14 Revisit: Peeve'd

On Episode 379 we discuss...→ Geoff is haunted by this song→ Learn how the hosts like to read→ "Oh Potter, you rotter:" the mixed tape→ Ghosts are transparent→ The never ending Thestral debate→ Neville lost Trevor on purpose→ Madam Hooch needs to do more→ Why Cho is really a #girlboss→ Percy stans→ Hogwarts is a security nightmare→ Hermione & Ron are hypocritesThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
29/07/20232 hours 19 minutes 15 seconds
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POA, 14 Revisit: They Forgot about Neville... Again

On Episode 378 we discuss...→ James stans→ Doe a deer a female deer, or really a buck→ Big T trauma→ Not a fan of ableist passwords→ Never know when Sirius Black is going to come in and chop off your arm→ Hagrid's loving arbitrary boundaries→ Crookshanks as a stand in for Hermione→ The theme of POA is that what one person sees is not what another person sees→ Where Snape is really coming from→ The responsibility of taking medication as an adultThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
15/07/20231 hour 41 minutes 11 seconds
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DH, 2 Revisit: Harry Was Bleeding

On Episode 377 we discuss...→ "Indoor plumbing, it's going to be big"→ When spells wear off→ Kids jumping off random thing because they learn spells too soon→ Harry's trunk of death→ The Dumble Detractors→ Barty Crouch, Jr. is a better student than Dumbledore→ Harry is made up of emotions and strategy→ Shamanee's Exhibit A→ Dumbledore relates to Encanto→ "Oh, hello"→ Life finds a way, even in death→ New mirror, who 'dis?This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
01/07/20232 hours 28 minutes 37 seconds
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GOF, 31 Revisit: Directionally Empathetic

On Episode 376 we discuss...→ Debate on if Harry is empathetic or sympathetic→ Trio training→ McGonagall turning into a cat all over the place→ Profound before bed thoughts→ Mr. & Mrs. Whatsherface visit Mr. & Mrs. Whatshisface→ Amos Diggory is a Dance Mom→ The paintings: Is it alive? (TM, Noah)→ Would anything make the Dursleys come visit Harry at Hogwarts?→ When Harry actually became family to Molly→ Bugs in Hermione's hair→ What can you actually see of the mazeThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
17/06/20232 hours 2 minutes 52 seconds
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COS, 16 Revisit: Ghost Oreos

On Episode 375 we discuss...→ Luna & Myrtle adventures→ Dead child in the bathroom→ Wizard GED→ Ugh on Percy: plot makes him prefect→ Hogwarts motto is: we don't care if kids are in danger→ Nothing like a little child murder to out a fraud→ The first appearance of Harry's signature spell→ We all feel bad for Moaning Myrtle→ Underground ghost world→ The septic tank of requirementThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
03/06/20232 hours 5 minutes 38 seconds
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PS/SS, 2 Revisit: Magical Puberty

On Episode 374 we discuss...→ James and Vernon's first meeting→ Harry's lack of awareness is from the Dursleys attempt to stamp the curiosity out of him→ The '90s housing prices make the Millennials sad→ Let's just leave Harry at home→ The Horcrux made Harry a different kind of baby→ Geoff wants to be a magical cleaner→ The purpose of a second chapter→ None of us know Portuguese
20/05/20231 hour 43 minutes 10 seconds
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HBP, 24 Revisit: Who's Rachel?

On Episode 373 we discuss...→ Bloody Harry→ Is Rex Lea Michele?→ Casual Tuesday at Hogwarts→ Matchmaking Hermione→ Dating your friend's sibling→ Katie had one job→ Ghosts & mortal relationships→ Dangerous overconfidence→ Snape's Google alerts→ Love a good bathroom cry→ Harry's disappointing lack of sympathy for Myrtle→ Shocking! Rex defends Harry
06/05/20232 hours 13 minutes 57 seconds
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COS, 6 Revisit: Former Beetle, Current Button

On Episode 372 we discuss...→ Molly, the spicy Gryffindor→ Oh, my wizard god→ What Neville's grandmother yells at him→ Kardashians as Lockhart - is Gilderoy or Harry more famous→ Are we a shark podcast?→ Grace's husband, Tim Curry, or Lockhart - you decide.→ The more last names you have the richer you are→ Mummies or Walt Disney→ Colin's friend crush→ Narcissism theory→ Grace & Kat (and Alison) wrote a book!
22/04/20232 hours 11 minutes 14 seconds
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DH 11, Revisit: Elf Arthritis

On Episode 371 we discuss...→ Humans hate change→ Did Tonks or Moody actually do anything?→ Scrimgeour's parallel death→ How the tables turned against Harry perhaps too quickly→ Alison stans Ron - fight her→ Remus is the "adult, adult"→ Nothing is hard for Hermione→ Heated debate on the legacy of Remus Lupin→ Dumbledore does not owe Harry his entire story
08/04/20232 hours 7 minutes 3 seconds
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POA, 2 Revisit: St. Brutus Blah, Blah, Blah

On Episode 370 we discuss...→ Harry, the late riser→ Introverts & Ambiverts→ We still stan Lucius's luscious locks→ Harry's life if he never went to Hogwarts→ Petunia is punishing Harry for being her sister's son→ Celebrities in the wild→ Sports trump plants→ (Hedwig) wants to break free→ Aunt Marge in orbit→ We can't not talk about trauma → Harry, the bad seed
25/03/20232 hours 11 minutes 9 seconds
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HBP, 14 Revisit: Caterpillarhorn

On Episode 369 we discuss…→ Getting lost on the way to class→ The nightmare of flesh eating trees→ Everything you wanted to know… and maybe not know about potatoes→ What Hermione’s and Ron’s house looks like in the future→ We want to know your most awkward encounter→ Harry’s a fabulous third wheel→ No one dates at Hogwarts→ We love you, late bloomers→ Everyone’s childhood is ruined→ Harry forgets that people have other things going on it their heads→ Gossip, ghoul→ Nixon’s Quidditch-gate→ Alison discovers something new
11/03/20231 hour 34 minutes 17 seconds
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GOF, 9 Revisit: Hogwarts Drag Race

On Episode 368 we discuss...→ Check out Sorting Hat Chats!→ If you don't have a friend in your group who is obsessed with Harry Potter, it's probably you→ No one knows what episode they are on→ Rex's feelings on Harry & Ron have not changed→ Traumatic wizarding money→ Macy's balloons→ Ludo Bagman's moral compass→ Fleur is one scary 1/4 bird→ Arthur Weasley is the voice of reason→ If Barty Crouch, Jr. would stop turning Draco into a ferret, they would have much to talk about→ Bringing a knife to a wand fight→ Bill's spell slots are full and he can't conjure a spell
25/02/20232 hours 17 minutes 54 seconds