Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.) As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city. The Read is part of the LoudSpeakers Network and is published every week on iTunes, iHeart Radio Talk, Soundcloud & Stitcher.
Letting A Lesbian Go
Please don't speak to me or my dog,,,
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10/24/2024 • 2 hours, 5 minutes
Silence of a Lamb
It's not your TIIIIIIMMMME....
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10/17/2024 • 2 hours, 3 minutes, 49 seconds
Got Myself A Kiki
Roaches are the last damn straw...
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10/11/2024 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 22 seconds
The Contaminate
How to die alone...
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I have more than doubts! I look at the two of you, I see so many differences. He is 23. You are 44. He's white, you're Black. He is 23! You are 44!
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3/14/2024 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 51 seconds
Devil in the Details
You smoke crack, don't you? You smoke crack, don'tcha?! LOOK AT ME, BOY! DON'T YOU SMOKE CRACK?! You know what that does to you? Huh?! It kills your brain cells, son! It kills your brain cells!
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3/7/2024 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 9 seconds
Divorce Of Course
Somebody almost walked off with all my stuff. Not my poems or a dance I gave up in the street, but somebody almost walked off with all my stuff like a kleptomaniac, ha! Working hard and forgetting while stealing...this is MINE! This ain’t your stuff! Now, why don’t you put me back and let me hang out in my own self?
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2/29/2024 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 46 seconds
BEYONCÉ?!
Flipping our blessed hair through a truly Cécred week... ***Trigger Warning*** This episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling.
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2/24/2024 • 2 hours, 17 seconds
Cun-t Trees
…and I, oop!
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2/16/2024 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 51 seconds
11th Anniversary Live Show - Live From The Beacon Theater
Thank you to all the fans for the love and supportSpecial thanks to MSG Entertainment and The Beacon Theatre.
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2/8/2024 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 50 seconds
Burned Plastic
So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There could be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and we started yelling at her. It was so ridiculous. And then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her. When she came back in the fall for highschool, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird and...now I guess she's on crack.
Tickets are on sale now for our 11 Year Anniversary show happening on February 4th in NYC! Only on Ticketmaster, https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/3B005F899656103E See you there! #TheReadLivePatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
2/1/2024 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 17 seconds
Hi, Hillary!
My mother was a REAL WHORE! AND A JUNKIE! And she traded me...for ten dollars and a fix. There are many things in my life that I regret, including having you for a daughter, because that man was your father...but I WILL not apologize for the decisions I made.
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1/25/2024 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 5 seconds
Laughing Anyway
I have a man...who wants to love ME, but I won't let him because of YOU! I refuse to let you hold me back anymore! I'm gonna love hard. I'm gonna be a better mother. And yoooou don't win...because your hand-me-downs stop here!
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1/20/2024 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 19 seconds
Last First Sunday After Next
Three thousand books down, three thousand to go...
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1/12/2024 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 50 seconds
Celie's Scissors
New year, same n-ggas...
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1/4/2024 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 22 seconds
Best Of 2023
Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2023
12/28/2023 • 2 hours, 14 minutes, 34 seconds
Holiday Mailbag
Clearing out the mailbox
12/21/2023 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 36 seconds
Hang Up On Him
Paying with points...
12/14/2023 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 59 seconds
Frazzle Dazzle
Wasting time on fingers...
12/7/2023 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 16 seconds
Baby...Man?
Just hear us out...
11/30/2023 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 34 seconds
Hoodie Season
Taking your man's sandwich order...
11/23/2023 • 2 hours, 30 minutes, 19 seconds
Erica Done It Last
Getting fast food with felons...
11/16/2023 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 1 second
Grinding
Who tf cares...***Trigger Warning*** The top of this episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling.
11/9/2023 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 22 seconds
No Flipping Way
Cussing out step-mamas...
10/26/2023 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 8 seconds
I Saw Mommy Wearing JNCO Jeans
Praying for the kids and babies
10/19/2023 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 27 seconds
Separation Anxiety
Move, move...move right into my life!
10/12/2023 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 14 seconds
Hellcats GOPs
Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this...
10/5/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 35 seconds
Not In My House
Confiscating Ken's Motorola Razr...
9/28/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 14 seconds
Marriage Material Girl
Fighting by the local In-N-Out...
9/20/2023 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 40 seconds
Renaissance Tour Review
Beyoncé and Blue stanning. That's it. That's all.
9/14/2023 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 25 seconds
Bluffin With My Muffin
Being petty with pastries...
8/31/2023 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 16 seconds
Weekly Phone Exploration
Feeeeeelings or whatever Steve Urkel said.
8/24/2023 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 36 seconds
The Lyin Side
Waiting in line at Home Depot...
8/16/2023 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 10 seconds
Fresh Off The Boat
Recognizing a holiday
8/10/2023 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 51 seconds
Ring Cam Catch
8/2/2023 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 50 seconds
Life In Plastic
Our shortest episode ever...sike.
7/27/2023 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 5 seconds
Flirting With Disaster
Looking for the hoochie daddies...
7/20/2023 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 46 seconds
Camo Skrrt (On 22s)
Holding on to our Telfeezys...
7/13/2023 • 2 hours, 28 minutes, 16 seconds
Mind Your Own Body
Why is the episode so damn long?
7/6/2023 • 2 hours, 27 minutes, 23 seconds
Thrown Phone
Might be going to hell...
6/29/2023 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 59 seconds
Fathers & Feelings
Wishing you the best...
6/22/2023 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 22 seconds
Progress Reports
Getting a 3 for effort...
6/15/2023 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 36 seconds
The End Is Boring
What were we talking about?
6/8/2023 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 13 seconds
Something Bailey, Something Blue
The girlies ate...
6/1/2023 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 6 seconds
Kingdom Tears
...
5/24/2023 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 31 seconds
A Very Special Episode
***Content warning: This show discusses self harm. If you'd prefer not to hear that conversation, you might want to skip 10:00 to 25:00 in the episode.*** Deep shit and Disney movies…
5/11/2023 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 24 seconds
Hit The Road, Jack
Laughing really hard at the very end...
4/13/2023 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 7 seconds
Millionaire Match Faker
Moisturizing our toes...
4/6/2023 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 34 seconds
Toddler Boxing
Counting up our food stamps...
3/31/2023 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 18 seconds
Secret Life of Pets
Soaring to new petty heights...
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3/23/2023 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 54 seconds
Dating Apps
Giving Siri the side-eye...
3/16/2023 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 33 seconds
Home Videos
sigh.
3/9/2023 • 2 hours, 18 minutes, 5 seconds
The Essence of Clarity
Not being corny on the red carpet...
3/2/2023 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 43 seconds
10 Year Anniversary Live Show
The Read 10 year Anniversary Live Show from The Beacon Theatre NYC
2/23/2023 • 2 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds
Only Shirt In The World
Keeping our drinks to ourselves...
2/16/2023 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 3 seconds
Robbing & Thievery
Not doing it for the Gram...
2/9/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 47 seconds
The Dates!
Getting tickets by any means necessary...
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2/3/2023 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 50 seconds
Molly...Urine Danger, Girl
Waiting on these tour dates...
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1/26/2023 • 2 hours, 37 seconds
That's The Way It Ain't
Walking into the werk room...
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1/12/2023 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 22 seconds
Lock Him Up
Telling lies on Tik Tok
1/5/2023 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 55 seconds
Best Of 2022 Part Two
Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022
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12/30/2022 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 1 second
Best Of 2022
Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022
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IG: @thisistheread
Re-watching The Oscars with Janet Hubert and Iyanla...
3/31/2022 • 3 hours, 7 minutes, 53 seconds
Don't Like The Look Of It
Reviewing fish sandwich rap songs...
3/24/2022 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 39 seconds
Think About It
Kissing cheeks for birthdays...
Patreon:
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3/19/2022 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 7 seconds
Free Brittney
White men can't jump...but they can try again.
Patreon:
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3/10/2022 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 41 seconds
No Sh*t
Madea, sashay away...
patreon.com/theread
3/3/2022 • 1 hour, 59 minutes, 43 seconds
Sugar Daddy Lessons
God save these queens....
2/24/2022 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 56 seconds
All Inclusive Distort
Saying yes to therapy and no to fuk nggas...
2/17/2022 • 2 hours, 15 minutes, 18 seconds
Gay Secrets of ATL
Y’all really be living in your own reality shows…
2/10/2022 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 40 seconds
Polly Wanna Smack Her
Trying on Netflix lacefronts...
2/1/2022 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 26 seconds
Hawaii Hell No
Watching the straights get up in drag...
1/25/2022 • 1 hour, 59 minutes, 19 seconds
Hot Sauce In My Vaj
Making a scene at family events...
1/19/2022 • 1 hour, 33 minutes
Bring Back My Mac
New year, same queers...
1/11/2022 • 2 hours, 18 minutes, 37 seconds
Best Of 2021
Best Of 2021 by Loud Speakers Network
1/4/2022 • 2 hours, 47 minutes, 52 seconds
Candle Crazies 2: Hoodrat Boogaloo
We can't help you, Summer...
12/22/2021 • 2 hours, 33 minutes, 35 seconds
Candle Crazies
Just being "thoughtful"...
12/15/2021 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 12 seconds
TItty Theft
Tristan still tristaning...
12/9/2021 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 9 seconds
Assorted Foolishness
"What's in that cup?" - Crissle, a snitch.
12/1/2021 • 2 hours, 12 minutes, 23 seconds
The Friendly Ghost
Breaking up with your bestie...
11/23/2021 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 43 seconds
Toys R Sus
At this point, does he even deserve the puss?
11/16/2021 • 1 hour, 59 minutes, 12 seconds
White Men Can't Pay
Whenever you're ready, Lord...
11/9/2021 • 2 hours, 11 minutes
The Nut Job
Getting ours or getting out...
11/3/2021 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 49 seconds
Not My White Baby
Protecting our shields…
10/28/2021 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 4 seconds
Ego Like Mine
Fu*k buddy flashbacks…
10/19/2021 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 52 seconds
Bad Wigs For Life
Bad Wigs For Life
10/12/2021 • 2 hours, 17 minutes, 10 seconds
Mind Your Own Marriage
An episode longer than Nick Cannon's celibacy...
10/5/2021 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 7 seconds
Blowin Smoke
Give me hookah or give me death
9/28/2021 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 41 seconds
We'd Rather Not
Y'all getting tattooed beards?
9/21/2021 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 31 seconds
Going Nuts(ack)
F*cking your dad, respectfully...
9/15/2021 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 13 seconds
Uncrustable...
Tossing your trade in the shower...
9/7/2021 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 25 seconds
Your Dishonor
We're fixing to sang...
8/31/2021 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 34 seconds
The Crate Depression
Sex, Lies and Video Crates..
8/24/2021 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 29 seconds
The Read Antoinette
Crissle is leader of The Elite Four.
8/18/2021 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 41 seconds
Hog Wash
Searching through the haze of our twenties…
8/11/2021 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 19 seconds
Queen Radio Reunion
Having a "saweet" snack with Chanel...
8/3/2021 • 2 hours, 23 minutes, 49 seconds
Intergalactic Commerce
Your niggas are weirdos and we hate them.
7/27/2021 • 2 hours, 12 minutes, 35 seconds
Sub Zero
Megyn Kelly is an orc...
7/20/2021 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 6 seconds
W.H.Y.
Twerking for the cause...
7/13/2021 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 23 seconds
Not A Young, Not Yet An Old
Being aunties...
7/7/2021 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 59 seconds
Define Group
Breaking up with COVID fuck buddies...
6/29/2021 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 8 seconds
Crack Love The Kids
Sipping on appropriation rum...
6/23/2021 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 27 seconds
Mabel's Muumuu
How to forgive a Basquiat skirt...
6/15/2021 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 30 seconds
Uziverse Future
Forcibly accepting our ugly...
6/8/2021 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 43 seconds
Honey, I Shrunk The Kid
F*ck these neighbors...
6/1/2021 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 49 seconds
703LW Kane
Scammers, spells and supergroups...
Check out Jake Jetpulse on Amazon.
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5/25/2021 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 3 seconds
Forever Ever?
Not as happy as Porsha, but trying...
5/18/2021 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 50 seconds
Too Old For This
Is a house party that's also a block party...a blouse party?
5/11/2021 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 33 seconds
Y'all Validate?
Not checking our DMs...
5/4/2021 • 2 hours, 30 minutes, 53 seconds
Penny Dreadful...
Staying focused on the Cinnamon Girlz...
4/27/2021 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 14 seconds
Coughing Loud
Coughing Loud
4/20/2021 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 40 seconds
Elevator Buttons
Elevator Buttons by Loud Speakers Network
4/13/2021 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 3 seconds
I'm With Her
The one where they talked about drag queens for a really long time....
4/6/2021 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 15 seconds
Zuckaburger Strikes Again
On a slow fall down a pole...
Dasia Taylor in Smithsonian Mag
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/high-schooler-invented-color-changing-sutures-detect-infection-180977345/
3/30/2021 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 35 seconds
Saweet Dreams
Take care, bitch..
3/23/2021 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 35 seconds
Sharon is Karen
Plot twist ahead...
3/16/2021 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 7 seconds
Precious: Days of Chicken Past
Squirrel, please...
3/9/2021 • 2 hours, 16 minutes, 28 seconds
Dark Queens
#KeepFriday...
https://ocirjaroninc.com/
3/2/2021 • 2 hours, 19 minutes, 7 seconds
Why?
Ted Cruz looks like a blobfish...
2/23/2021 • 2 hours, 25 minutes, 40 seconds
We Shall See
Picking up rose petals...
2/16/2021 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 25 seconds
Stuck On You
We are NOT the Crystal Gems...
Shop with Candles from the Hart! https://www.etsy.com/shop/CandlesfromtheHart
2/9/2021 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 24 seconds
This Is My Park
Listening to all the Mariah Carey songs...
2/2/2021 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 47 seconds
Bonehead
Sending nudes to your husband...
1/28/2021 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 2 seconds
Therapy (feat. Dr. Joy Harden Bradford)
Houston, we have a problem...
The Day My World Changed by Trey Sheppard https://www.amazon.com/Day-My-World-Changed-Understand/dp/1733387412
1/19/2021 • 2 hours, 29 minutes, 14 seconds
White Out
I got maced!
1/12/2021 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 27 seconds
You're Not My Fave
Will this year be a savior or a sequel?
1/5/2021 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 48 seconds
Best Of 2020
Best Of 2020 by Loud Speakers Network
12/29/2020 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 26 seconds
Holiday Mail
Good tidings to you and all of your niggas...
12/22/2020 • 2 hours, 27 minutes, 11 seconds
Snoop There It Ain't
The one about Republican candles...
12/15/2020 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 6 seconds
F Your Purse
Musk strikes again...
12/8/2020 • 2 hours, 24 minutes, 48 seconds
Madea's Family Brunch
The Grammys got jumped...
12/1/2020 • 2 hours, 5 minutes
The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia
That Magic City battle was legendary, Marjorie!
https://www.lucaspyebio.com/
11/24/2020 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 50 seconds
RNC Musk
Dragging you by your leggings...
11/17/2020 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 32 seconds
America: To Be Continued
Only buying healthy food with our EBT...
11/10/2020 • 2 hours, 18 minutes, 26 seconds
The End Begins
Go vote...and pray.
11/3/2020 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 41 seconds
The Irkin' Birkin
Carry your things in a Crown Royal bag like The Lord intended...
10/27/2020 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 27 seconds
Going Down
Going up on a Wednesday...
10/21/2020 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 4 seconds
Unhinged
Scammers, strippers, and submission...
10/13/2020 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 1 second
You're Muted
IDGAF what y'all sayin!
10/6/2020 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 48 seconds
Taxation Vexation
Reading Daystar for his hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons....
9/29/2020 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 30 seconds
Single Ass P**sy
Where's the alleged beef?
9/22/2020 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 30 seconds
Burgers in the Trap Sing McNugget
Burgers, Boosie and Booty Gravy.
9/15/2020 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 27 seconds
Sunny Deception
Ranting about who the fuck knows...
9/8/2020 • 2 hours, 22 minutes, 40 seconds
More Fire Pon Di Rain
Having patties and Kola Champagne with Adele...
9/1/2020 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 21 seconds
The Bayang Is Mine
Blasting Teacup Tory's bite-sized ass outta here...
8/25/2020 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 7 seconds
Slashing Tires
MAHK ZUCKENBURGA!!!
8/18/2020 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 45 seconds
Puss Moisture
It's 4am and I can't think of a better title. Fight me.
8/11/2020 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 4 seconds
Find Our Way Back
Not the bayang...is king.
8/4/2020 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 32 seconds
Filet Melon
Eating grilled fruit and judging rap niggas...
7/14/2020 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 55 seconds
A Low Down Dirty Shade
Loving your little dick, friend...
7/7/2020 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 46 seconds
How To Get Away With Trapping
Justice for Breonna Taylor though...
6/30/2020 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 23 seconds
A Barb By Any Other Name
Assssk Rickey Smiley....
6/23/2020 • 2 hours, 4 seconds
Four Day Funk
There is hope in soap...
6/16/2020 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 15 seconds
Wingardium LeviNOsa
When all else fails, shut the fuck up...
6/9/2020 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 21 seconds
Everything Must Go
Reading the room...
6/2/2020 • 2 hours, 24 minutes, 46 seconds
You've Got Kale
Glamor and shade...
5/26/2020 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 32 seconds
Tag My Name
If no one is around you, post the gift I gave you...
5/19/2020 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 32 seconds
Chicken Nachos
Don't talk about that one virus everybody is talking about...
5/12/2020 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 39 seconds
Bag Talk
Girl, I don't know. Who knows anything at this point?
5/5/2020 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 57 seconds
Bottomless Bleach
Revoking Topanga's cookout invitation...
4/28/2020 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 44 seconds
L-O-G Me Out
Who's that Pokémon? It's Toosie!
4/21/2020 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 45 seconds
Quarantine Mail
Where are your damn panties?
4/14/2020 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 49 seconds
Twelve Years a Karen
Get this bunny off my lawn...
4/7/2020 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 12 seconds
Never Liked You
Bitch better have my bells...
3/31/2020 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 17 seconds
We Can Read From Home
or whatever Normani said...
3/24/2020 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 45 seconds
Running From Rona
HEEEEELLLLLPPPP!
3/17/2020 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 33 seconds
Knicker Please
Eating fries and arguing in the drive-thru...
3/10/2020 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 34 seconds
Check Baybeh
Take me to Mardi Gras...
3/3/2020 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 21 seconds
Just Leave
How 'bout you GTFO...
2/25/2020 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 19 seconds
7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo
7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo by Loud Speakers Network
2/18/2020 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 4 seconds
Pooncense (feat. Lil Rel Howery)
Lil Rel joins us to talk about The Photograph, in theaters this Valentine's Day.
2/11/2020 • 2 hours, 39 minutes, 51 seconds
Doctor WHO?!
In a 90s kinda world...
2/4/2020 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 1 second
My Cousin YBN Vinny
Laughing, screaming, trying not to cry...
1/28/2020 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 45 seconds
Dave's A Buster
Court chases and car chases...
1/21/2020 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 59 seconds
Readers Room
Give yourself a break...
1/14/2020 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 51 seconds
New Year, New Read
Baby and Bugattis...
1/7/2020 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 48 seconds
Best OF 2019
Best OF 2019 by Loud Speakers Network
12/31/2019 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 7 seconds
Just Mail (feat. Michael B. Jordan)
Tis the season to unpack your drama. Plus, Michael B. Jordan joins us to discuss his new movie, Just Mercy.
12/24/2019 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 15 seconds
With A Stab of Ranch
Leave him, sis...
12/17/2019 • 2 hours, 3 minutes, 59 seconds
Nice Niggas For What?
Confusing TF outta Billy Dee Williams...
12/10/2019 • 2 hours, 19 minutes, 32 seconds
We Don't Do Chores
Waiting on Kaavia to give us word.
12/3/2019 • 2 hours, 26 minutes, 10 seconds
The Read @ Culture Con ft Lena Waithe and Melina Matsoukas
Queen & Slim Q&A. Spoilers throughout.
11/29/2019 • 37 minutes, 50 seconds
Tall Glass (feat. Daniel Kaluuya)
Mama needs her medicine and Daniel Kaluuya stops by to talk Queen & Slim.
Potential Queen & Slim Spoilers 1:15:41 - 1:30:50
11/19/2019 • 2 hours, 33 minutes, 39 seconds
Hymen Great 'Til They Gotta Be Great
Cracking knuckles in the Wal-Mart parking lot
11/12/2019 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 18 seconds
Rim Shot
try it out, sis...
11/5/2019 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 31 seconds
Bowl Baths
Nick Cannon made what?
10/29/2019 • 2 hours, 10 minutes
Press+
Signing to Scootie Bike Records
10/22/2019 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 9 seconds
Soccer Is Stupid
clickbait.
10/15/2019 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 38 seconds
The Basement
Not my Jesus...
10/8/2019 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 59 seconds
Clit Boil
Don't remember why I chose this name for the mailbag, but you'll figure it out...
10/1/2019 • 2 hours, 35 minutes, 1 second
Sashay Ofay
Florida is still wet trash
9/24/2019 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 38 seconds
Blurred Hairlines
Having jail brunch with Felicity Huffman...
9/19/2019 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 52 seconds
Spin Cycle
Petty pics from the past....
Support Champ's Tear Drops here!
https://www.gofundme.com/f/1qlk90119c?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet
9/12/2019 • 2 hours, 21 minutes, 33 seconds
Forever Sleeveless
Perusing your man's hard drive...
9/5/2019 • 2 hours, 31 minutes, 5 seconds
Baby on Baby
Y'all and these letters...
8/29/2019 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 30 seconds
The Lean Episode
sigh
8/22/2019 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 33 seconds
The Lying Truth (feat. Bassey Ikpi)
Unpacking our minds...
8/15/2019 • 2 hours, 40 minutes, 7 seconds
Light The Blunt
Smoking on the balcony...
You can support Shoppe Black by clicking here. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1576677152/shoppe-black
8/8/2019 • 2 hours, 14 minutes, 31 seconds
Turn The Whiskers Around
GARFIELD WAS SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!
8/2/2019 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 10 seconds
Murphy's Law
Not the banana pudding!
7/25/2019 • 2 hours, 20 minutes, 27 seconds
So So Tone Def
Dylan, Dylan...Dylan, Dylan and Dylan
7/18/2019 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 26 seconds
Gifted
Hating your kids...
*** Pose Spoilers 2:35-4:10 ***
7/11/2019 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 54 seconds
Ariel's Dreads
Fuck boy standards...
7/4/2019 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 59 seconds
Perdue What It Do
YOU COULD'VE HAD A BAD BITCH!
Black Mirror Spoiler 1:19:19 - 1:21:14
6/27/2019 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 20 seconds
Tweet Juice
There's no trolling OJ over here...
6/20/2019 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 37 seconds
We The Second Best
Boondocks, Bundles, Beyoncé...
6/13/2019 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 55 seconds
Grindr Findr
Unlock your pics...
6/6/2019 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 36 seconds
The Long Road
Don't call me daddy!
5/30/2019 • 1 hour, 42 minutes
Yo, Dead Ass (feat. Devale & Khadeen)
The Ellises are back to fix our lives
5/23/2019 • 3 hours, 26 minutes, 38 seconds
Leg Soap
Keeping our inner thighs clean
5/16/2019 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 2 seconds
Camp Nahdontwanna
Filtering Ayesha Curry's DMs...
5/9/2019 • 2 hours, 24 minutes
Endgame of Reads
Spoilers everywhere
(Avengers Endgame and GOT Spoilers 47:29 - 1:29:30)
5/2/2019 • 2 hours, 43 minutes, 46 seconds
Puppies & Picnics
Puppies & Picnics
4/25/2019 • 2 hours, 38 minutes, 14 seconds
Homecoming Thrones
Lots of reviews. Lots and lots.
4/18/2019 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 39 seconds
Horses In The Black
Yee-muhfuckin-haw!
4/11/2019 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 37 seconds
Ghost Face Kisser
How the fuck dare you?
4/4/2019 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 27 seconds
Moaning & Mucinex
Us spoilers and occasional sniffling...
"Spoilers 11:30 - 30:10"
3/28/2019 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 8 seconds
Clutched Pearls
These letters...
3/21/2019 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 28 seconds
Baby Fatback
Poor Uncle Jesse...
3/14/2019 • 2 hours, 26 minutes, 16 seconds
Trapped In The Clap
Celebrating King Gayle
3/7/2019 • 2 hours, 30 minutes, 22 seconds
Throwblack Planet
Solange is here to save February.
2/28/2019 • 2 hours, 32 minutes, 31 seconds
Melanated Moesha
Get out of Blue's house.Get out of Blue's house.
2/21/2019 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 15 seconds
NOtown
Barbs, boycotts and backlash
2/14/2019 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 25 seconds
The Chill Grill
Stay gone, Demi. Sorry not sorry.
2/6/2019 • 2 hours, 26 minutes, 37 seconds
Mailbag Hearts
Here...
1/31/2019 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 31 seconds
Pony Trap
Crystal Gem stanning...
1/24/2019 • 2 hours, 25 minutes, 50 seconds
Super Soulja Bros.
Would you like lies with that?
1/17/2019 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 32 seconds
Long Ass Sigh
Y'all are going to jail. PERIODT!
1/10/2019 • 2 hours, 42 minutes, 38 seconds
Hot Topics Supercut
Hot Topics Supercut by Loud Speakers Network
1/4/2019 • 15 minutes, 44 seconds
Best Of 2018
Thank you for another great year! See y'all in 2019
12/27/2018 • 2 hours, 55 minutes, 12 seconds
Real Love (feat. The Ellises)
Devale and Khadeen Ellis join us to talk about love, sex and parenting!
12/20/2018 • 2 hours, 40 minutes, 18 seconds
Heart to Hart
Y'all lost
12/13/2018 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 56 seconds
You Don't Have Mail
...and The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Cardi B.
12/6/2018 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 33 seconds
The Circle of Bey
Niggas doing questionable shit...
11/29/2018 • 2 hours, 14 minutes, 29 seconds
To Go Plate (feat. Chef Resha)
You still chuckin' them peas, big face?
11/21/2018 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 7 seconds
Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018
Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018 by Loud Speakers Network
11/15/2018 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 2 seconds
Rebel Without A Cause
Keeping our heads above water...
11/8/2018 • 2 hours, 12 minutes, 11 seconds
Beautiful Bean Footages
long fucking sigh...
11/1/2018 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 12 seconds
Spice or Sour Cream?
Get Megan Kelly the FUCK...
10/25/2018 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 13 seconds
Shade IV You (feat. Xavier D'Leau)
XD joins us to talk about Solange, NYC rats, and bisexual baby daddies.
10/18/2018 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 3 seconds
Pull Up to the Ghost
Putting Lana Del Rey's addy in Waze...
10/11/2018 • 2 hours, 18 minutes, 15 seconds
Come Get Cady
Court dates and apology songs...
10/4/2018 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 37 seconds
No Serpents Allowed
Laughing with the UN...
9/27/2018 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 48 seconds
Gnarled Fingers
Praying for everybody and everything
9/20/2018 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 11 seconds
Bashin Week
Shoe fly...don't bother me.
9/13/2018 • 2 hours, 38 minutes, 37 seconds
Nike and the Big White Mad
burning sneakers. brb.
9/6/2018 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 18 seconds
Toy Story
Safaree gets the strap...
8/30/2018 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 25 seconds
Queen Harriet
...just sitting here eating our rice.
No Student Deserves To Go Hungry
https://www.gofundme.com/no-student-deserves-to-go-hungry
8/23/2018 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 36 seconds
Whew, Chile...The Ghetto
Moo, bitch. Get out my hay.
8/16/2018 • 2 hours, 29 minutes, 7 seconds
20 Questions
Hennessy and random shit...
8/9/2018 • 2 hours, 3 minutes, 16 seconds
Cheerleading
What happens when late-night snacking goes wrong...
8/2/2018 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 37 seconds
When To Log Off
When shade goes too far...
7/25/2018 • 2 hours, 43 minutes, 6 seconds
Black Kulture
Faith Evans did what?
7/19/2018 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 15 seconds
Yes Girl! Podcast Live in NOLA Feat. Big Freedia
Some bonus content this week.
7/13/2018 • 22 minutes, 43 seconds
Live in NOLA
We go live in New Orleans for Essence Fest 2018.
7/12/2018 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 20 seconds
You’ve Got Mail
We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. Wonder who it’s from.
The ladies of Dear White People stop by this week to help us with your messy college problems.
Infinity War spoilers (28:56 - 39:56)
Link to Chika https://twitter.com/oranicuhh/status/989550438038097921
5/1/2018 • 2 hours, 20 minutes, 39 seconds
Live From Sony Hall 4/21
The Read live From Sony Hall 4/21/18
4/24/2018 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 51 seconds
Beychella
Bitch, you know why we're here...
4/19/2018 • 2 hours, 14 minutes, 50 seconds
Joggers
September...Spring Summer.
4/12/2018 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 34 seconds
Fix Your Face
Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjieee. Missssss....Vanjieee.
4/5/2018 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 57 seconds
Bite Me!
Which one of you dizzy ass burnouts put your teeth on Rumi's mama?
3/29/2018 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 48 seconds
Madea Loses A Painting
Nor'easter shade.
3/22/2018 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 21 seconds
Unfollowed!
Beyoncé is upon us...oh, and Jay Z too. Yay!
3/15/2018 • 2 hours, 3 minutes, 24 seconds
Beyoncé's NDA
insert Tiffany Haddish's white dress
3/8/2018 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 7 seconds
Hi Safaree...
insert Fergie's national anthem
Black Panther spoilers: 3:00 - 27:30
3/1/2018 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 9 seconds
5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo
The Read Live 5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo
2/21/2018 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 31 seconds
Wakanda Forever
Turn this shit off and go watch Black Panther.
2/15/2018 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 2 seconds
Quincy Quotes
You like Brazilian music?
2/8/2018 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 25 seconds
Blue Ivy’s Fruit Snacks
Destiny’s grandchild is unimpressed by your musical award ceremonies.
2/1/2018 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 57 seconds
I Ain't Sorry
We ain't boycotting Netflix, but we love y'all for real.
1/25/2018 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 9 seconds
The Powerful Prolonged Pearl
Are we sending Drake baby gifts or nah?
1/18/2018 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 6 seconds
No Monkey Business
Shutting your ass up is still free.
1/11/2018 • 1 hour, 59 minutes, 2 seconds
Happy New Nigga
Tamar is having a horrible year already.
1/4/2018 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 40 seconds
Best Of 2017
Some highlights from 2017
12/28/2017 • 2 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds
Keep Your White To Yourself
Rest in Heaven, Combat Jack.
12/21/2017 • 2 hours, 18 seconds
Signing Off
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
12/14/2017 • 2 hours, 16 minutes, 5 seconds
Situationship & Chill
Brother Reed. You have messed up my afro.
12/7/2017 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 20 seconds
Never Seen A Slave Ship In My Whole Life
Blue Ivy voice
11/30/2017 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 22 seconds
Give Thanks
Pass us a plate
11/23/2017 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 21 seconds
Butt Lunch
I really just wanted to name this episode "Butt Lunch."
11/15/2017 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 29 seconds
Five Million Dollar Fail
Longest sigh ever.
11/9/2017 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 54 seconds
Tears of a Yogi
When the Basquiat skirt isn't enough....
11/2/2017 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 49 seconds
Bikini Bottoms
Dirty panties and bank drama
10/26/2017 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 50 seconds
Identity Theft
This episode is inspired by Jay-Z's spirit, Pac's soul and sonically Dre's ears.
10/19/2017 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 49 seconds
Live from Chicago
Thanks to Chicago for a great time at our sold-out show this past weekend.
10/9/2017 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 21 seconds
Shackles
Tina Campbell luh Trump.
10/3/2017 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 10 seconds
Somebody’s Getting Fired
The audio (and Crissle’s cough) are both awful this week, but we dragged too many people to not release this. Our apologies.
9/29/2017 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 51 seconds
Unbreak My Hart
Tyrese doesn't respond to Gmail ass booty chatter.
9/22/2017 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 31 seconds
Typing Too Fast While Too Furious
Baby rumors and Bobby Brown. (Correction: PewdiePie has 57 million followers on Youtube. Not sure where I got 11 million from. - Fury)
9/14/2017 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 59 seconds
It Takes Two (feat. Shea Couleé)
This week we're talking drag, ghosts and Insecure with superstar queen, Shea Couleé.
9/7/2017 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 22 seconds
The First White Walker
Promise rings and pussy sales. (Game of Thrones spoilers 8:00 - 14:25)
8/31/2017 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 58 seconds
The "Mailbag"
This episode is all about your dramatic ass letters that we love so much.
8/23/2017 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 15 seconds
Make America Jennerless Again
long sigh
8/17/2017 • 1 hour, 59 minutes, 49 seconds
The Greatest Love Of All
Surround Brandy Norwood with your prayers.
8/10/2017 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 21 seconds
Noprah Winfrey
Backpage and Beyoncé movies
8/3/2017 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 58 seconds
The Next Generation (feat. LeVar Burton)
Fundamental reading with an icon.
7/27/2017 • 3 hours, 16 minutes, 58 seconds
U Got It Bad (feat. Issa Rae)
Insecure talk with Queen Issa
7/20/2017 • 2 hours, 32 minutes, 55 seconds
A Muva's Love
Strolling down the beautiful streets of B2K memory lane.
7/13/2017 • 2 hours, 12 minutes, 13 seconds
Dream's Nightmare
Blue Ivy might be the greatest rapper alive.
7/7/2017 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 21 seconds
A Black Ass Sunday
The Grand High Nigga Gala took place this past weekend and it was a mess.
6/29/2017 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 44 seconds
Love & Guttersnipe Hollywood
The twins are here!!!
Bishop Curry's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/endhotcardeaths
6/22/2017 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 25 seconds
Bush Gardens
Amber Rose unleashes her fur burger for Instagram.
6/15/2017 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 12 seconds
#Oprah
Disclaimer: Crissle has another disgusting story.
6/8/2017 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 29 seconds
F**k Off, Jody!
Bad ideas and banana pudding.
6/1/2017 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 31 seconds
No More Drama
Leave me alone. Go ahead.
5/25/2017 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 37 seconds
Bad All By Myself
We don't care about Katy Perry.
5/18/2017 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 42 seconds
Peaches & Scheme
THE LIES! THE LIES! THE LIES!
5/11/2017 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 10 seconds
Doing The Butt...Again
Poor choices all around.
5/4/2017 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 33 seconds
The Plight of the Light
Are Crissle and Fury a couple of high-yellow haters?
4/27/2017 • 2 hours, 21 minutes, 14 seconds
LOGIC
Leave ethnic food alone!
4/20/2017 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 50 seconds
You're Just A Baby Boy
Shut your ass up, Tyrese.
4/13/2017 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 26 seconds
Somebody Gettin' Fired
Alicia Keys stars in "When Keeping It Deep Goes Wrong
4/5/2017 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 28 seconds
Don't Try Her
Strong black women snatch wigs.
3/30/2017 • 2 hours, 17 seconds
It's Not Easy Being White
psych.
3/23/2017 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 28 seconds
BANG!
Beyoncé trolls us, Nicki still lost and Trump stays pissed.
3/16/2017 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 9 seconds
Petty Partners
for colored girls who unfurl their tits when diss tracks are enuf...
3/9/2017 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 15 seconds
The Read Live! 4 Year Anniversary Show
The Read Live! Four Year Anniversary in show NYC
2/27/2017 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 46 seconds
Let The World Be Round
Dumb, lies and videotape....
2/23/2017 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 21 seconds
When Grammys Give You Lemons
Adele took Beyoncé's things, but it's okay.
2/16/2017 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 34 seconds
The Read Live! Washington D.C.
The Read Live from Washington D.C.
2/7/2017 • 2 hours, 17 minutes, 32 seconds
Destiny's Grandchild
!!!!!!!!!!
2/2/2017 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 9 seconds
Alternative Facts
Keke, Chrisette and more
1/26/2017 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 22 seconds
Make Your Own Damn Sandwich (feat. Trina)
Chrisette Michele and Steve Harvey don't care about black people.
1/19/2017 • 2 hours, 33 minutes, 34 seconds
Duel in Dubai
break ups, make ups and water sports
1/12/2017 • 2 hours, 14 minutes, 11 seconds
Whose Mic Is It Anyway?
Mariah, J. Lo and Chris Brown's fists.
1/5/2017 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 8 seconds
Best Moments Of 2016
Best Moments Of 2016 by Loud Speakers Network
12/31/2016 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 3 seconds
Give Mary Her Things
Give Mary Her Things by Loud Speakers Network
12/15/2016 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 8 seconds
Platform Politics
UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
12/8/2016 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 24 seconds
The Shade Is Mine
Kanye update, more unnecessary shade from Brandy and hat policies.
12/1/2016 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 57 seconds
The Life Of Hellno
Bullshit and foolishness.
11/23/2016 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 12 seconds
Bi Bi Bi
Reality TV drama and a real life Tyler Perry movie.
11/17/2016 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 40 seconds
This Some Bullshit
... what?
11/11/2016 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 14 seconds
Losing Your Right To Be Mad
Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift and smelly cats.
11/3/2016 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 15 seconds
Title
Description
10/27/2016 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 31 seconds
Share My Worth
Naomi Campbell is still scary and Mary J Blige's divorce is filled with hateration.
10/20/2016 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 25 seconds
It's Litigation
Lawsuits, breakups and bottoming...
10/13/2016 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 49 seconds
Water Color Woes
Gross letters and ratchetry.
10/6/2016 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 40 seconds
Holleration In This Hillary
Kardashian pettiness, Black TV pettiness and more.
9/29/2016 • 2 hours, 56 seconds
Chain of Fools
The Game, Meek Mill and Sean Kingston's jewelry.
9/22/2016 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 46 seconds
F.Y.A.
Side-chick books and people who should shut the hell up.
9/15/2016 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 20 seconds
Dude, Where's My Car?
Pay Your Bills
9/8/2016 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 28 seconds
BeyRihTey
The VMAs, spit sex and lying ass white vultures.
9/1/2016 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 55 seconds
No After Parties
Francine returns, Amber Rose recruits and Meek Mill refuses to move on.
8/25/2016 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 17 seconds
Back Door Kisses For Boys
Mess
8/18/2016 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 4 seconds
Rap, Lies & Penis
Frank Ocean, Martha Stewart and poor penis choices.
8/11/2016 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 41 seconds
The Read In Amsterdam
Who Knows?
8/4/2016 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 2 seconds
The Read Live from London
The Read Live From London
7/31/2016 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 41 seconds
Nineteen Eighty Lyin
Pokémon and lying ass white women.
7/21/2016 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 53 seconds
You Won't Stop Our Blackness
You Won't Stop Our Blackness by Loud Speakers Network
7/13/2016 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 18 seconds
Locked Inside
Beef, bleach and boosters.
7/6/2016 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 40 seconds
The Time BET Actually Had Us
The BET Awards were...pretty good.
6/30/2016 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 56 seconds
Swift Lies
Tinctures and terrible stories
6/23/2016 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 17 seconds
The Read San Francisco Live
The Read Live from San Francisco
6/16/2016 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 37 seconds
Days Of Edges Past
Formation hits NYC.
6/9/2016 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 37 seconds
Going Ape Shit
Gorillas in the pissed
6/2/2016 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 42 seconds
Liars and Scammers
sex, lies, and videotape.
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5/26/2016 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 23 seconds
Live from Baltimore
The Read Live! from Baltimore
5/19/2016 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 4 seconds
Fu-Gee-Late
Killing time softly with no songs.
5/10/2016 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 53 seconds
Step Niece Daughter
Step Niece Daughter
5/4/2016 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 56 seconds
Lilac Lemonade
100% Pure Stanning
4/28/2016 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 4 seconds
This Thing Called Life
RIP Prince.
4/22/2016 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 25 seconds
Skirt On 22s
Apparently we can't shut up these days.
4/14/2016 • 2 hours, 52 seconds
Child of Destiny (feat. Kelly Rowland)
Kelly. Damn. Rowland
4/6/2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 26 seconds
Shady Shenanigans
Katt Williams, K. Michelle and Kehlani.
3/31/2016 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 6 seconds
Kattwarts: School of Pimpcraft & Niggatry
Oh, who knows?
3/23/2016 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 2 seconds
Another Thursday
Ciara's ring, Chris Brown's new movie and Mariah's reality show
3/17/2016 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 36 seconds
Katt Scratch Fever
New Chris Brown drama, more boring nudes and flop on flop crime.
3/10/2016 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 46 seconds
Movie Business
The Oscar's are still white as hell and Nina Simone is still black as hell.
3/3/2016 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 15 seconds
3rd Anniversary Live
Despite the best efforts of both the flu and a shitty soundman at Manhattan's The New School, The Read is back this week. With both Crissle and Fury unable to get out of bed (let alone get to the studio) this week we're bringing you The Read's 3rd Anniversary Show.
We love you guys and thanks for your support--especially Larry and Ellen, the couple that got engaged during listener questions (You read that right.....)
2/25/2016 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 38 seconds
Adele and the Order of Key, Sis
The Grammys were a lie.
2/18/2016 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 31 seconds
BEYmergency: Formation
WHEW!!!!
2/9/2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 51 seconds
Ugh!
Attention whores everywhere.
2/3/2016 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 50 seconds
Kanye, Shut Your Black Ass Up
here.
1/28/2016 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 51 seconds
In Memory of Dionne Davenport
Just stop talking.
1/21/2016 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 34 seconds
Powerful Balls
Golden Globes, Teen Slob OG and Patti's cakes getting patty caked.
1/14/2016 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 45 seconds
Future Support
Brandy stanning, Jaden Smith's skirt and Future's future with Future.
1/7/2016 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 50 seconds
Best Of 2015
A look back at the best moments of 2015
12/31/2015 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 4 seconds
The Friend Zone and The Read Mash Up Part 2
It's the holidays, so it's only right that The Friend Zone and The Read get together. Here's Part 2 of the mash up.
12/24/2015 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 18 seconds
The Passion Fruit
The sad story of Meek Mill's cold clear pee.
12/17/2015 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 6 seconds
Curried Class
Bow Wow gives us a failed Language Arts lesson as we keep our good stuff covered.
12/10/2015 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 1 second
Peace, Love and Shade
Blue Ivy is booked.
12/3/2015 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 14 seconds
Turkey & Greens (feat. Tykeia)
Holiday shade with our sistren.
11/26/2015 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 3 seconds
Da Hee
Patti Pies are making folks slap their mamas harder than Holly Holm. Plus, a history lesson for you young hoes.
11/19/2015 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 4 seconds
Boonk & Hennessy (feat. Dormtainment)
Cognac and conversation with Mike and Tay of Dormtainment.
11/12/2015 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 29 seconds
No Shave, No Shade
TLC went to shade jail, Chris Brown put TMZ on blast and The Game set out that peen.
11/5/2015 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 55 seconds
Flick of the Wrist
Bad tattoos, old boobs and gay porn
10/29/2015 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 51 seconds
Anal Training Day
Oprah, Drake, Beyoncé and butt play.
10/22/2015 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 34 seconds
The Name Game
Raven Hyphen Sigh'Moan is still acting a damn fool.
10/15/2015 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 55 seconds
The Read Seattle
The Read live show from Seattle
10/8/2015 • 2 hours, 12 minutes, 48 seconds
The Read London
The Read travels to London for our first European show.
9/24/2015 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 42 seconds
You've Got Mail
A brand new mailbag episode full of your letters from home.
9/17/2015 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 31 seconds
A Picture Is Worth Twenty Quarters
Sheree done lost her damn mind...
9/10/2015 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 34 seconds
Billy Ray's Burden
Happy birthday, Beyoncé! We're back to discuss Nicki versus Miley, Fake President Kardashian and Paula Deen's Nae-Nae.
9/4/2015 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 28 seconds
Serena & The Hotline Bling
louiepradagucci.
8/27/2015 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 1 second
Difficult Dumbasses
It's a fuckboy frenzy.
8/20/2015 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 22 seconds
Love & Verse-Top
Reality stars are still doing too much.
8/13/2015 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 23 seconds
O_OFest
Drake hops on an owl and soars into the shade heavens as our new Supreme.
8/6/2015 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 6 seconds
Drunk for Drake
Aubrey for the win.
7/31/2015 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 46 seconds
Who Started From The Bottom?
A loud and bloody wig snatching hurricane.
7/23/2015 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 57 seconds
With Great Likes Come Great Responsibilities
Chris Brown, Brandy and Kylie Jenner's TVOne wig.
7/16/2015 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 48 seconds
Crouching Tyga
Mess.
7/9/2015 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 16 seconds
Wack Entertainment
I'm sorry and I forgive you.
7/2/2015 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 26 seconds
What's Your Excuse?
Karruby Rose, Diddy's pimp hand and Khia's vocals.
6/25/2015 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 48 seconds
Imitation of Life
I don't understand the question.
6/16/2015 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 38 seconds
Because It Applies
No caption
6/11/2015 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 57 seconds
Hazed
Eggs, Caitlyn, Grits!
6/4/2015 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 1 second
Mess Side Story
Chris Brown is a lost cause.
5/27/2015 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 13 seconds
What A Lovely Day
Beyoncé's new BFF feeds her cheeseburgers and "NahLaters."
5/21/2015 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 58 seconds
Minor Wounds
Kenya Moore's life twirls out and Blac Chyna's mama goes off!
5/14/2015 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 39 seconds
Filler Me Softly
MET dresses, rappers beefing, and Kylie Jenner's confession.
5/7/2015 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 15 seconds
Window Lives Don't Matter
Ghetto BBQs, Bruce Jenner and Baltimore.
4/30/2015 • 1 hour, 34 minutes
Lips Aren't Movin
Waka Flocka runs for office. Sherri Sheppard runs from child support. Kylie Jenner runs her mouth.
4/23/2015 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 30 seconds
Coco Nuts
Rihanna, Beyoncé and Madonna's new victim of the kissing curse.
4/16/2015 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 25 seconds
Ain't Shit Day
Lots of celebrity reunions this week. Plus, Frank Ocean is back and Kylie Jenner wants to look like a gay plum.
4/8/2015 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 32 seconds
#TIDALforSOMEOFYALL (feat. Dormtainment)
Rome and Cam, of the hilarious Dormtainment, join the show to talk Tidal, Karrueche and gas money. Visit them at dormtainment.com and check out their Comedy Central web series, Six Guys One Car.
4/2/2015 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 26 seconds
Muppets Are People Too
Jim Henson tears, ghostwriter tea, and ethnic TV.
3/26/2015 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 20 seconds
Fix It
Common is full of love...and a few other things. Plus, Karrueche finally gets help...for our entertainment.
3/19/2015 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 20 seconds
The Snatching
So many wigs to remove. So little time.
3/12/2015 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 30 seconds
Bitch U Guessed It:The Read Turns Two
The Read Live at The New School in NYC. We thank you all so much for your continued support through these two black ass years.
3/5/2015 • 2 hours, 17 minutes, 51 seconds
Get Like Rih
We're just over here smelling like patchouli oil and weed.
2/26/2015 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 16 seconds
Front Row Fuss
North West keeps it fucking real.
2/18/2015 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 5 seconds
The Taste You Can See (feat. Estelle)
Estelle drops by to discuss her new album, True Romance. Plus, Grammy talk and a horrific update.
2/12/2015 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 6 seconds
100 Reads
Assante and Dustin join us for our 100th episode! To celebrate, we dove into another mailbag of your business.
2/5/2015 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 21 seconds
1,000 Hours
Happy Shonda Day! Now that the fake blizzard is over, let's talk about Nene's wretched wigs.
1/29/2015 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 45 seconds
Smell & Taste
Apologies in advance.
1/22/2015 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 49 seconds
Ethnic Showers (feat. Jazmine Sullivan)
Naya Rivera bathes once in a while and Kenya Moore is still crazy. Plus, Queen Jazmine Sullivan stops by to discuss her new album, Reality Show!
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1/15/2015 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 10 seconds
Memoirs Of A Fake Geisha
We're back to discuss Rick Ross's new tattoo, Nene Leakes' tears and plenty more.
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1/8/2015 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 21 seconds
Best Of
Here are a few highlights from The Read that you all voted as your favorites.
1/1/2015 • 56 minutes, 50 seconds
Read & Green
It's a Christmas party with our dear friends. We can't really remember most of it, but it's surely full of yelling and nonsense. Happy holidays!
12/25/2014 • 1 hour, 30 seconds
Theta Beta Naw
VH1's new reality show gets stomped in the yard. Plus, Bobby Shmurda is in the shmenitentiary.
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12/18/2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 48 seconds
Leave Drake Alone
Our friend Aubrey has taken some unnecessary blows this week. Keep him in your prayers.
12/11/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 9 seconds
Not My God
Halle's baby hair, Jill Scott's cape and more.
12/3/2014 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 5 seconds
Ghetto Gratitude
We give thanks for Beyoncé, Grand Theft Auto, social media shade and more.
11/26/2014 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 46 seconds
Distrust Funds
Pudding pops and poor choices…
11/20/2014 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 18 seconds
Delivurt Us From Evil
Nicki’s nazis and other N-words.
11/13/2014 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 30 seconds
U Tried It
Another week of poor choices from the rich and the light skinned. Plus, Beyoncé presents a gift to Kid Fury and not you.
11/6/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 55 seconds
One Of Them Days
If you don’t get your ass off that damn piano...
10/30/2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 56 seconds
On My Disney
Twerking isn’t feminism. It’s fun. So piss off, Annie Lennox.
10/23/2014 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 40 seconds
The 40 Year Old Stoner
Stevie J is pregnant, Tyga is leaving Young Money and Snoop is still high.
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10/16/2014 • 58 minutes, 14 seconds
No Label (The Bizarro Episode)
This week is a vortex of ratchet featuring Tyga’s lust, Raven-Symone’s weave and baby mama threesomes.
10/9/2014 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 24 seconds
100 Racist Recipes
Dear Kim and Kanye, we at The Read would like to respectfully speak for North in saying…leave her the fuck out of it. All of it. Thanks.
10/2/2014 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 1 second
Mrs. Birdman
Tyler Perry allegedly got a woman pregnant and Keyshia Cole is still mad.
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9/25/2014 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 5 seconds
Switch (feat. Reagan Gomez)
This week we’re joined by actor/producer, Reagan Gomez, to discuss her new web series, women of color creating their own content and Waka Flocka’s weed.
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9/18/2014 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 56 seconds
Good Job
Is French Montana’s story arc coming to an end? Will Katy Perry and Taylor Swift be on Worldstar? All this and more…
9/11/2014 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 5 seconds
Bey Day
Snoop Dogg transforms into a light-skinned aunt and Cee-Lo doesn’t know what rape is.
9/4/2014 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 9 seconds
Stung
Blue performed at MTV’s Beyoncé concert and Karrueche faced the wrath of the Beyhive.
8/28/2014 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 28 seconds
The Green Experiment (feat. Dustin & Assante)
We don’t really remember.
8/21/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 17 seconds
The Upheaval
This week has been rough but we're here anyway. Danity Kane gives up again, Ciara leaves her Future, and we have a special word for the NAACP.
8/14/2014 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 58 seconds
This Is..The Remix
Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj released a monster remix. Kimberly Denise Jones is pissed.
8/7/2014 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 30 seconds
The Bird Squat
Nicki Minaj’s ass and a Cheetah Girl’s past. That’s what this episode is made of.
7/31/2014 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 9 seconds
Wife Swap
Naya Rivera loves a new man, Lebron loves cupcakes and Farrah Franklin loves to get 2 on.
7/24/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 35 seconds
On The Run
The Carters have collected our edges…again.
7/17/2014 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 43 seconds
I See London, I See France
Karrueche is single again, Prince shades an R&B “diva" and Keyshia Cole is dumb.
7/10/2014 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 24 seconds
All Shade
The EBT Awards were a great showing of shade, sass and lumberjack outfits. Plus, a natural hair read.
7/3/2014 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 50 seconds
Vital Information
The internet attempts to bail a fine light skinned felon out of prison, Keyshia Cole sings about lady love and Drake has a new WCW.
6/26/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 55 seconds
None In A Million (feat. Mike Brown)
Blue Ivy’s CRWN, T.I.’s Instabeef and Zendaya’s swooped bang. Plus comedian Mike Brown joins us this week for all this shade and more.
6/20/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 57 seconds
Dont Mess With Pamela James
Tichina Arnold serves a shining read for Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend. Plus, Rihanna shades TLC over her boobs and much more!
6/12/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 56 seconds
Crystal Tits
Rihanna’s glitter boobs, an Azealia Banks debate and more.
6/5/2014 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 25 seconds
Dial Up
For the first time ever, Kid Fury & Crissle take calls from a few of you listeners at home.
5/29/2014 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 19 seconds
Ass Hook
Jaylongé is a union of beauty again...according to Beyoncé. Plus, Ciara gives birth to tomorrow, Rob Kardashian knows he’s fat and much more.
5/22/2014 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 8 seconds
Going Down (feat. Dustin Ross)
…never really did like elevators. [ Tickets: TheReadDetroit.com + TheReadLA.com ]
5/15/2014 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 34 seconds
Lemon Pepper Wings
Monica Lewinksy, Willow Smith and lots of celebrity fuckboys.
5/8/2014 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 32 seconds
Banned for Life
Carter concerts, bare breasts and racism.
4/30/2014 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 32 seconds
Butt Fingers
Flops fall back in love, Columbus Short is in a real life Scandal and Mama Dee discusses douche sales.
4/24/2014 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 27 seconds
The Mang-o-Rita Experiment
There would be a description here, but we don’t remember what the hell was discussed so…
4/17/2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 11 seconds
Leave Trick Daddy Alone
Rappers with legal troubles, Rihanna’s bare booty picture day, Scandal predictions and much more!
4/10/2014 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 20 seconds
Unleash The Draggin'
Here at The Read, we promote equal opportunity dragging and this week the verbal gatherings are open and available for all.
4/3/2014 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 27 seconds
The Winner Is North
North West’s parents are on the cover of Vogue, but who cares about them? Plus, Nick Cannon doesn’t care about whiteface.
3/27/2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes
#Aubrihanna
It looks like Drake and Rihanna are the new light-skinned power couple in these streets. Meanwhile, Chris Brown is only allowed one phone call.
3/20/2014 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 6 seconds
In My Skin (feat. Shaun Ross)
Boosie is free, Frank Ocean and Chipotle have beef (HA!) and Chris Brown is single again. Plus model/actor, Shaun Ross, joins the show to talk fashion, Beyoncé and self-love.
3/13/2014 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 7 seconds
Live One Year Anniversary Show
The Read celebrates its' first anniversary with a live show from New York City.
3/6/2014 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 13 seconds
G I R L Bye...
Pharrell’s new album cover is causing some brown anger. Robin Thicke’s wife finally found some sense. Plus, one of the craziest letters yet.
3/1/2014 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 39 seconds
Angry & Optimistic
Vampires, Lil Kim and other horrifying things.
2/20/2014 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 9 seconds
Gay, Black & Unbothered
This week, TIP & Tiny are sharing their booty issues with Instagram. Plus, T-Pain puts homophobes on blast and Kid Fury ain’t thinking about fatherhood.
2/12/2014 • 49 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode From Hell
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2/6/2014 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 50 seconds
The Grammy Heist
Macklemore received all of Kendrick Lamar’s Grammy awards, but don’t worry…he’s awful sorry about that. Is T.I.’s family hustling backwards? All this plus Vin Diesel’s attempt at surfing this week.
1/30/2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 10 seconds
TooOld 4Instagram
Madonna and does something stupid for attention…again. Drake wins at Saturday Night Live. Plus, Sherri Shepherd shade and much more.
1/23/2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 51 seconds
The Fall Of House Bieber
Bieber and friends are finally looking at doing time. Ciara reveals her pregnancy that we all knew about. Plus, Kid Fury sets a new goal for 2014.
1/16/2014 • 48 minutes, 33 seconds
Break Babies
Young Jeezy makes terrorist threats, SNL adds some color to their mix and Dwyane Wade has a new baby mama. Plus…girl, it’s cold
1/9/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 22 seconds
The Mailbag*
Happy 2014! The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home.
12/31/2013 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 38 seconds
Beyoncé Holiday Spectacular
What was once meant to be a holiday special filled with friends, champagne and shade turned out to be a full stan moment after King Beyoncé snatched us up from the root.
12/17/2013 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 25 seconds
#AskYourPublicist
R. Kelly may dress like a thirteen year old Chief Keef fan, but he sure doesn’t know Twitter very well. Plus, Michelle Obama gets these girls together and The Carters rule the Grammys.
12/12/2013 • 58 minutes, 12 seconds
Trina Appreciation Day (feat. Freshalina)
Prepare for The Read to get loose (with more punch than a bowl of juice) as we keep it trill with special guest and blogging godmother, Freshalina.
12/5/2013 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 59 seconds
Turkey Day
Happy Thanksgiving! Have your honey ham with a side of shade this week when we discuss Rihanna’s doobie wrap, Flo Rida’s “good fortune,” and turduckens.
11/27/2013 • 59 minutes, 56 seconds
Race-Themed
Keri Hilson is still enjoying her basketball boo and box braids, Oprah has requested that a certain group of people die, and USA Today tried the hell out of it.
11/20/2013 • 58 minutes, 42 seconds
Sistah Wives
Description: Akon has the answer to love and hip-hop while Pebbles won’t give up the answers we care about. All this plus talk of Mariah Carey, dating in NYC, and stud love.
11/14/2013 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 43 seconds
Space Pop
Eminem is back on the train of controversy while Gaga has booked a ship to outer space…literally. Plus, New York’s MTA is still living hell on Earth.
11/7/2013 • 40 minutes, 55 seconds
Blackface (feat. Charlamagne Tha God)
The Breakfast Club’s own, Charlamagne Tha God, joins the show this week to talk Chris Brown, Young Jeezy, Rich Dollaz’ forehead and more. Plus, Julianne Hough isn’t very good at this Halloween thing.
10/30/2013 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 25 seconds
Raggedy Pebbles
Who knew that Lil Mama was such a good actress? Nobody. Who knew that Kanye and Kim would have a widely publicized engagement? Everyone. All this and bad football, this week on The Read. Don't forget to grab tickets to Kid Fury's Trilloween: http://bit.ly/169eeVk
10/24/2013 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 48 seconds
America's Grape Juice
Madonna is fighting the power one text at a time, while Drake and Chris Brown continue to exhibit extreme lightskinned behavior. Plus, vine videos and GOP juice!
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10/17/2013 • 54 minutes, 2 seconds
Everyday People (feat. Roblé Ali)
Khloe and Lamar were seen together since Kris and Bruce Jenner are not. Miley Cyrus catches another swift read and Slim Thug can't control his hoodisms. Plus we chop it up with special guest, Chef Roblé!
10/10/2013 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 10 seconds
Sideshow Bras
Kanye is being stalked, Lamar Odom may have been set up and Lebron James got a virtual read. Plus, Kid Fury thinks buying bras on the hood sidewalk is gross.
10/3/2013 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 42 seconds
The Read – My Auntie Jenifer
Please pray for Kieran James Romney and while you’re at it tell Rihanna and Teyana to go be rich and quiet. Then get into the moment when The Read got to interview the amazing Jenifer Lewis. The Read – My Auntie Jenifer
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 33 seconds
The Read – Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sexuality
Antoine Dodson is playing another publicity game and Miley’s man is over her. Plus, we’re tired of you cheeky queens touching Beyoncé. The Read – Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sexuality
10/1/2013 • 44 minutes, 1 second
The Read – The Mailbag
In an effort to get our lives and schedule together, The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home. (Yes, there is still a regular show this week.) The Read – The Mailbag
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 54 seconds
The Read – Gucci This, Gucci That
Keyshia Cole has apologized in hopes of salvaging what’s left of her edges. Bruno Mars is performing at the next Super Bowl and Gucci Mane has lost all three teaspoons of his mind. Plus, a simple reminder that Blue Ivy is better than you. The Read – Gucci This, Gucci That
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 57 seconds
The Read – The VMA Review
From Lady Gaga to NSYNC to Miley Cyrus, we’re breaking down all our thoughts on the 2013 Video Music Awards. Also, we have a word on stans and agreeing to disagree. The Read – The VMA Review
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 56 seconds
The Read – Big Gay Ice Cream
So many celebrity stunt queens have been pulling it this week, so tell Perez Hilton, Miguel and Raz B to get their acrylic nails out of your pocketbook. Also, a word on gay ice cream and how it destroys children. The Read – Big Gay Ice Cream
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 14 seconds
The Read – Friendly Reminders
This week, some chick in Switzerland tried our dear Queen Oprah, Kendrick Lamar turned the entire hip-hop industry upside down…and Beyoncé got a haircut. Plus, PMS is real and Miley’s edges are destroyed. The Read – Friendly Reminders
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 11 seconds
The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show
Beyoncé. King Bey. Motha. BGKC. Mrs Carter. This week we recap the snatching that took place at Barclays Center for the Mrs. Carter Show. The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 11 seconds
The Read – Sweet And Meat
This week, our good friend Chescaleigh is back to help us discuss Dwyane Wade’s typo name, DJ Khaled’s publicity stunt and much more. Your listener letters are as fiery as ever and Kid Fury has a powerful read for potato chip injustice. The Read – Sweet and Meat
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 40 seconds
The Read – Luna Vs Serena
Kanye went black skinhead on some jerk paparazzi and we at The Read are perfectly okay with that. The royal baby is here and Beyoncé’s weave has been compromised, plus much more! The Read – Luna Vs Serena
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 59 seconds
The Read – Well Deserved Laughs
This past week has been an especially sucky one, but the show must go on. Grab a few deserved laughs as Kid Fury & Crissle talk Chris Brown, Keri Hilson, and the monstrous Kris Jenner. Plus, you listeners sound off! The Read – Well Deserved Laughs
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 33 seconds
The Read – Stay Off The Bus
This week, we all hail Jay’s Holy Grail. Mariah Carey busted her legendary ass and your letters from home are crazier than ever! Plus, our guest Assante introduces a new segment and Stevie J stops by the show in his fuckboy bus… The Read – Stay Off The Bus
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 55 seconds
The Read – The Black Entertainment Episode
This week, Kid Fury & Crissle review the BET Awards before the holiday. Talk of George Zimmerman gets pretty heated and your letters from home are still insane!
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 8 minutes
The Read – What’s In A Name?
This week, Blue Ivy has officially muted the name North West on Twitter. Paula Deen might be sorry for calling you all the N-word, but she’s still been fired. Plus, a listener update that will gag your shorts off!
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 10 seconds
The Read – Paula’s Best Dish
Have you had a taste of Paula Deen’s racism lately? Come get a bite along with lots of shade for Kaidence Donda West and Chad Johnson. Plus, Crissle reads where it hurts…for Fury.
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 33 seconds
The Read – Law & Order: FU
It’s been legal hell for a few celebrities as of late. This week, Kid Fury and Crissle bang the gavel on these famous fools. Plus, Miley Cyrus and her twerking are tired as hell.
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 48 seconds
The Read – Say No To F**k Boys
Have you asked Draya Michele any tough Twitter questions yet? This week, Kid Fury and Crissle are reading deadbeat parents and destroying the fuckboys. Also, which Real Housewife is pregnant again and what’s up Kanye’s butt?
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 15 seconds
The Read – Pray For The Dancing Lobsters
This week, Crissle lets you know how she feels about a drugged out rapping Amanda Bynes! Everyone is judging Miguel, Beyoncé will having escort you out and Kid Fury is always late! We also introduce a new sponsor, Audible.com. Go to audiblepodcast.com/read to check out free trial. And of course check out Huluplus.com/theread to get a free trial to [...]
10/1/2013 • 58 minutes, 39 seconds
The Read – The Petty Betty Show
This week, Kid Fury & Crissle gag over the leaked version of Beyoncé’s “Grown Woman” single. As anticipation for the tour kicks back up, Miguel kicks two girls down at the Billboard Awards. Plus, what the hell is Paris Hilton doing on Cash Money Records?! also, to take advantage of The Read’s special offer with [...]
10/1/2013 • 55 minutes, 3 seconds
The Read – There’s Something About Fury
Lord, Beyoncé has postponed a show for the first time. Is the King Bey knocked up? Also, Tyler Perry’s wig gets snatched and Kelly Rowland bares her soul. However, can you tell what’s up with Kid Fury this week?
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 25 seconds
The Read – New York Appreciation
The Read returns this week with more soap opera games from Chris & Rihanna. Kim Kardashian looks like a couch, Lauryn Hill is going away and Wade Robson loses his damn mind.
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 37 seconds
The Read – Love & Kroger Michelle
Actor, Dustin Ross, joins us on The Read this week, where we give thanks for all new Beyoncé-related treats. We might be getting a new Lauryn Hill album, sponsored by the IRS. Plus, K. Michelle is getting her ashy wig shifted.
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 3 seconds
The Read – Who Raised You
Have you said a prayer for DMX and Amanda Bynes this week? Join in our circle of hope for those two. Also, has Beyoncé made a huge mistake…and who is Kylie: The Terrible?
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 32 seconds
The Read – The Scandalous Episode
On this week’s episode of The Read, popular Youtube sensation, Franchesca Ramsey, joins in on the shade. LL Cool J doesn’t care about slavery as long as he can wear jewelry, and A$AP Rocky is giving lipstick tips. You can also expect a lengthy discussion on ABC’s Scandal!
10/1/2013 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 52 seconds
The Read – The Grown Episode
On this week’s Read, Fury & Crissle have another Beyoncé appreciation moment… sponsored by Pepsi. Keyshia Cole’s career is over, Rick Ross wants to keep his career and Crissle is The Willow Defender.
