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The Harland Highway

English, Comedy, 2 seasons, 1222 episodes, 1 day, 11 hours, 12 minutes
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Get your dose of Harland's twisted world of comedy on The Harland Highway. This is the place to be for Harland Williams jokes, commentary, interviews, observations & hilarious reoccurring characters. Put the pedal to the metal & tear on down The Harland Highway!
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NEW HARLAND HIGHWAY #16 - Getting GHOSTED and being WOKE!

Harland tells a terrifying ghost story about being GHOSTED. And, getting into the WOKE movement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/19/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 13 seconds
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NEW HARLAND HIGHWAY #16 - Getting GHOSTED and being WOKE!

Harland tells a terrifying ghost story about being GHOSTED. And, getting into the WOKE movement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/19/202258 minutes, 43 seconds
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The NEW Harland Highway - Johnny Depp trial, Rescue dogs, and UFO's!

Harland breaks down the Depp trial. The guilt of rescue dogs, UFO's and back rubs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/25/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 2 seconds
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The NEW Harland Highway #7

Harland hangs with Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols. Harland goes into outer space, microwave ants, TikTok insanity, and tanning bed treats!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/19/20221 hour, 16 minutes, 33 seconds
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NEW HARLAND HIGHWAY 6 - Tinkerbell SEX!

Harland discusses cell phones and all they do to us. Underground parking hell! And girl body language! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/12/20221 hour, 1 minute, 43 seconds
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New HARLAND HIGHWAY #3

Today, Lil' Coco co hosts and we talk microwave meals, wearing glasses, breast pumps, homeless solutions, and short people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/23/202251 minutes, 1 second
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The NEW Harland Highway Podcast #2

Actor/comediann Orny Adams drops inn to have some laughs on today's episode. We talk emoji's, beach pollution, giraffes, etc... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/16/20221 hour, 19 minutes, 30 seconds
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The VERY FIRST YouTube Harland Highway episode

This is the first episode ever recorded on camera. Be sure to go to YouTube to watch and SUBSCRIBE to the 'Harland Highway Podcast channel.' See the podcast there before hearing it here. And THANKS for all your awesome support!! Hope you enjoy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/12/202256 minutes, 33 seconds
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2nd MARCH PODCAST, Whaaaaaaaat???

Yup, I was in the mood for another podcast - this one features Prof, Rutherford grimes on the Ukraine War. Instagram morons. A voicemail from Aunt Ruthy. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/22/202259 minutes, 9 seconds
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MARCH MADNESS - HARLAND HIGHWAY PODCAST

A call from AUNT RUTHY, The Question of the day, A call from BOY GEORGE, Crazy News Story! ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/6/20221 hour, 1 minute, 43 seconds
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HARLAND HIGHWAY - FEBRUARY FUN TIME EPISODE

Canada and its truckers, Crazy News Story, a call form Corporal Tom Dowdy, Harland pissed off rant! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/16/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 23 seconds
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1st podcast of 2022 - HAPPY NEW YEAR

Life Coach, Dr Debbie Thymer is here to help us adjust to the new year. Celebrity Races. Harland's 911 emergency. And listener phone calls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/4/202254 minutes, 51 seconds
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HARLAND HIGHWAY XMAS PODCAST 2021

Yes it's that festive time of year again where Harland makes merry. Christmas talk, carols, and guests including George Michael from WHAM and Aunt Ruthy from Rochester. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/1/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 43 seconds
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JUNE PODCAST 2021 - A LITTLE SUMMER FUN!

A summer song by Harland! A call from Aunt Ruthy! Crazy whale and shark stories! A brand NEW dating APP! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/27/20211 hour, 25 minutes, 14 seconds
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Harland Highway Podcast - May 2021 - Aunt Ruthie, Samuel E. Quoke, and more!

Aunt Ruthie goes through Covid Vaccine hell. Samuel E Quoke reads summer romance letters. Harland's new website and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/2/202155 minutes, 25 seconds
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Spring into Spring on the Harland Highway Spring Special Podcast

Just for fun, a little springtime podcast action! Nature's oddities, home style addiction, and Live Stand up comedy in another language (sort of) ENJOY, and happy SPRING! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/4/202143 minutes, 33 seconds
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The Harland Highway CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

George Michael from WHAM calls in DRUNK! Christmas songs, Harland gets a new tree, listener phone calls, and a special Xmas present from Harland's boss, Mr. Featherstone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/18/20201 hour, 16 minutes, 20 seconds
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CROWD CONTROL 6 - FREE SAMPLE of Harland's NEW Comedy Album!

My NEW  stand up comedy album is here! CROWD CONTROL Volume 6 - Mostly all live, in the moment crowd work. Some cool NEW material being tested out. A tense ejection of an unruly crowd member, and some green room banter. Hope you enjoy. Download full album at harlandwilliams.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/1/202011 minutes, 3 seconds
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The HARLAND HIGHWAY THANKSGIVING PODCAST

Featuring the Thanksgiving Day Parade, a journey into the MATRIX, A Hardy Boys Mystery and just a little bit of Meatloaf! HAPPY THANKSGIVING YA'LL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/21/20201 hour, 13 minutes, 41 seconds
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Harland Highway HALLOWEEN SPECIAL - Verrryyy scarrrryyyyy!

A very special Halloween podcast full of scary, scary topics and guests! BOO!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/22/20201 hour, 25 minutes, 1 second
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VIRUS SPECIAL #10 - DR. ASCOT pays a visit to help us cope with Corona. Is the virus slowing down? Question of the day. T-Shirt winners!

DR. ASCOT pays a visit to help us cope with Corona. Is the virus slowing down? Question of the day. T-Shirt winners! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/28/20201 hour, 2 minutes, 56 seconds
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VIRUS SPECIAL #9 - Beeach bum CARL FLAVORS calls in and defies beach closures. Are we living in an ILLUSION? Harland PISSED OFF about ZOOM!

Beach bum CARL FLAVORS calls in and defies beach closures. Are we living in an ILLUSION? Harland PISSED OFF about ZOOM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/17/20201 hour, 6 minutes, 33 seconds
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VIRUS SPECIAL 8 - New self distancing FASHION. CRAZY reptile news story. The repetition of the lockdown!

New self distancing FASHION. CRAZY reptile news story. The repetition of the lockdown! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/12/202055 minutes, 22 seconds
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VIRUS SPECIAL #7 - LIFE COACH Dr. Debbie Timer helps listeners cope with the virus. The GRINCH that stole virus! Harland CURES the VIRUS!

LIFE COACH Dr. Debbie Timer helps listeners cope with the virus. The GRINCH that stole virus! Harland CURES the VIRUS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/6/20201 hour, 5 minutes, 55 seconds
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VIRUS SPECIAL 6 - Professor Charles Assmunch explains the virus. Breaking down the STIMULUS numbers. Question of the day!

Professor Charles Assmunch explains the virus. Breaking down the STIMULUS numbers. Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/1/202050 minutes, 41 seconds
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VIRUS SPECIAL #5 - Did the Amish have things right this whole time? A member of the Amish community calls the show to discuss.

VIRUS SPECIAL #5 - Did the Amish have things right this whole time? A member of the Amish community calls the show to discuss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/13/202056 minutes, 52 seconds
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VIRUS SPECIAL #4 - Creator of a NEW Social distancing App. calls the show.

VIRUS SPECIAL #4 - Creator of a NEW Social distancing App. calls the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/9/202053 minutes, 19 seconds
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VIRUS SPECIAL #3 - Virus expert Dr. Fauci calls in with new safety guidelines. What about the ANIMALS during this outbreak?

Harland Highway VIRUS SPECIAL #3 - Virus expert Dr. Fauci calls in with new safety guidelines. What about the ANIMALS during this outbreak? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/4/202058 minutes, 59 seconds
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The 2nd VIRUS SPECIAL featuring army vet, Tom Dowdy discussing virus strategy!

The 2nd Harland Highway VIRUS SPECIAL featuring Army vet, Tom Dowdy discussing virus strategy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/29/20201 hour, 1 minute, 31 seconds
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Harland Highway VIRUS SPECIAL. Ya gotta laugh during times of fear!

This VIRUS special podcast is to help you have a laugh during these scary and stressful times. Laughter is the best VIRUS medicine. ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/18/20201 hour, 20 minutes, 48 seconds
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Harland Highway CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Hopefully a few good Christmas laughs make for a fun gift. Happy Holidays ya'll. Hope you enjoy this Christmas podcast special. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/19/20191 hour, 4 minutes, 27 seconds
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1003 - It's the FINAL PODCAST featuring AUNT RUTHY, BBQ EDDY, MR. FEATHERSTONE and goodbye calls from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS

It's the FINAL HARLAND HIGHWAY PODCAST, featuring AUNT RUTHY, BBQ EDDY, MR. FEATHERSTONE, goodbye calls from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS, and more! Thank you all, love you!! Harland. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/12/20192 hours, 6 minutes, 23 seconds
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Quick blurb about FINAL EPISODE

Update on FINAL EPISODE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/6/20194 minutes, 49 seconds
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1002 - 2nd last podcast with CINNAMON BOY, Crazy SEX festival. ROGER says goodbye. Listener MAIL BAG.

2nd last podcast with CINNAMON BOY, Crazy SEX festival. ROGER says goodbye. Listener MAIL BAG. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/29/201948 minutes, 22 seconds
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1001 - Harland pissed about COPS! Crazy METH-GATORS! Live stand up in Saudi Arabia.

Harland is fed up with nicey nice Cops. Stand up COMEDY in Saudi Arabia. The waters are filled with METH-GATORS!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/23/20191 hour, 1 minute, 46 seconds
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1000 - The UNOFFICIAL one thousandth episode. SAUDI ARABIA, Crazy FART story, A secret about Toy Story 4.

The UNOFFICIAL one thousandth episode. SAUDI ARABIA, Crazy FART story, A secret about Toy Story 4. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/15/20191 hour, 3 seconds
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999 - KIM JONG UN (Kimmy) calls the show. STREET rambling! Who's a spy?

KIM JONG UN (Kimmy) calls the show. STREET rambling! Who's a spy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/1/20191 hour, 22 minutes, 5 seconds
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998 - Corporal TOM DOWDY weighs in on downed US drone. Harland's invention. CRAZY news story.

Corporal TOM DOWDY weighs in on downed US drone. Harland's invention. CRAZY news story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/24/20191 hour, 11 minutes, 50 seconds
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997 - FATHERS DAY talk. Harland has a MIRACLE happen. PISSED OFF Harland. CRAZY news story.

FATHERS DAY talk. Harland has a MIRACLE happen. PISSED OFF Harland. CRAZY news story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/16/20191 hour, 7 minutes, 34 seconds
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996 - CRAZY news story. STAND UP COMEDY by Harland. When someone reaches out for help!

CRAZY news story. STAND UP COMEDY by Harland. When someone reaches out for help! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/4/20191 hour, 14 minutes, 25 seconds
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995 - CHIN HO from Hawaii 5-0 drops by with a crime update. Elon Musk praise. CRAZY news story.

CHIN HO from Hawaii 5-0 drops by with a crime update. Elon Musk praise. CRAZY news story. Calls from the Pavement Pounders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/28/20191 hour, 3 minutes, 13 seconds
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994 - SWEET SONG FROM 70'S. Crazy NEWS story. Question of the DAY!

SWEET SONG FROM 70'S. Crazy NEWS story. Question of the DAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/22/201953 minutes, 29 seconds
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993 - MOTHERS DAY tribute. CRAZY NEWS story. Servicing each other!

MOTHERS DAY tribute. CRAZY NEWS story. Servicing each other! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/13/20191 hour, 7 minutes, 43 seconds
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992 - Harland reviews The AVENGERS movie and it's not pretty. Social changes and history.

Harland reviews The AVENGERS movie and it's not pretty. Social changes and history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/5/20191 hour, 44 minutes, 50 seconds
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991 - CAPTAIN KIRK drops by. CRAZY NEWS STORY. Do you really know who people are? Listener phone calls.

CAPTAIN KIRK drops by. CRAZY NEWS STORY. Do you really know who people are? Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/29/201954 minutes, 54 seconds
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990 - BILL CLINTON calls in. The Mueller Report! SPRING fever! Crazy Wal-Mart NEWS STORY!

BILL CLINTON calls in. The Mueller Report! SPRING fever! Crazy Wal-Mart NEWS STORY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/22/201957 minutes, 16 seconds
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989 - SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads spring romance letter. CRAZY news story. Listener MAIL BAG!

SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads spring romance letter. CRAZY news story. Listener MAIL BAG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/15/201954 minutes, 57 seconds
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988 - Final phone call from GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM. Crazy NEWS story. Defending TRUMP's message!

Final phone call from GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM. Crazy NEWS story. Defending TRUMP's message! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/8/20191 hour, 8 minutes, 14 seconds
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987 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in. CRAZY news story. Poor JOE BIDEN.

AUNT RUTHIE calls in. CRAZY news story. Poor JOE BIDEN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/2/20191 hour, 2 minutes, 13 seconds
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Due to travel, no podcast this week.

Due to travel, no podcast this week. Sorry gang, back on it next week! COOL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/25/20192 minutes, 24 seconds
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986 - Crinky McKRINGLES helps celebrate St.Patty's Day. Crazy news story. Sad goodbyes!

CRINKY McKRINGLES helps celebrate St.Patty's Day. Crazy news story. Sad goodbyes from Pavement Pounders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/18/201949 minutes, 4 seconds
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985 - BUZZ ALDRIN 2nd man on the MOON calls in. Crazy news/food story. Harland reviews a GREAT new documentary.

BUZZ ALDRIN 2nd man on the MOON calls in. Crazy news/food story. Harland reviews a GREAT new documentary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/11/20191 hour, 6 minutes, 23 seconds
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984 - PISSED OFF at nature. How to kill a president. Listener phone calls.

PISSED OFF at nature. How to kill a president. Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/4/20191 hour, 6 minutes, 56 seconds
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983 - PROFESSOR RUTHERFORD GRIMES talks hate crimes. Harland meets one of worlds top celebrities. Listener phone calls.

PROFESSOR RUTHERFORD GRIMES talks hate crimes. Harland meets one of worlds top celebrities. Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/25/20191 hour, 10 minutes, 33 seconds
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982 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY sings winter songs. Lion Attacks! Familiar sayings!

CAMPFIRE TIMMY sings winter songs. Lion Attacks! Familiar sayings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/18/20191 hour, 2 minutes, 19 seconds
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981 - AUNT RUTHY and the Grammy's. Reality TV. Crimes with fresh meat!

AUNT RUTHY and the Grammy's. Reality TV. Crimes with fresh meat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/11/20191 hour, 2 minutes, 43 seconds
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980 - Dr. Ascot returns. SUPER BOWL breakdown. CRAZY news story and Harland PISSED OFF RANT!

Dr. Ascot returns. SUPER BOWL breakdown. CRAZY news story and Harland PISSED OFF RANT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/4/201954 minutes, 24 seconds
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979 - SPECIAL GUEST - Comedian Aaron Klieber - Ghosts, Movies, Terrorists!

SPECIAL GUEST - Comedian Aaron Klieber - Ghosts, Movies, Terrorists! We talk about it all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/28/201947 minutes, 54 seconds
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978 - Harland does some LIVE STAND UP COMEDY!

Due to some tech issues the Pod will be shorter this week, sorry, but enjoy the stand up COMEDY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/21/201919 minutes, 31 seconds
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977 - SENIOR FUENTES and the border wall. CRAZY news story! Desert mystery solved!

SENIOR FUENTES and the border wall. CRAZY news story! Desert mystery solved! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/14/201949 minutes, 12 seconds
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976 - HANDICAP STAND UP COMEDY. 1st Podcast of year with Rabbi Pappenheim. Dad, the Indian giver!

HANDICAP STAND UP COMEDY. 1st Podcast of year with Rabbi Pappenheim. Dad, the Indian giver! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/7/201952 minutes, 49 seconds
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975 - New Years eve COUNTDOWN TERROR!! Crazy News story! HAPPY NEW YEAR stuff!!

New Years eve COUNTDOWN TERROR!! Crazy News story! HAPPY NEW YEAR stuff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/31/20181 hour, 3 minutes, 34 seconds
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974 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in time for Christmas. Presents from DAD!

GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in time for Christmas. Presents from DAD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/24/201844 minutes, 42 seconds
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973 - Harland Highway SANTA CLAUSE PARADE. Xmas songs and carols from the dark side

Harland Highway's 89th annual SANTA CLAUSE PARADE. Xmas songs and carols from the dark side Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/17/20181 hour, 13 minutes, 18 seconds
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972 - We call WALLY the CHRISTMAS ELF in the North Pole. Harland does Xmas singing and stand up. Censored Xmas carols.

We call WALLY the CHRISTMAS ELF in the North Pole. Harland does Xmas singing and stand up. Censored Xmas carols. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/10/20181 hour, 1 minute, 3 seconds
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971 - SASQUATCH calls the show. Landing on MARS. Letters and phone calls!

SASQUATCH calls the show. Landing on MARS. Letters and phone calls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/3/20181 hour, 5 minutes
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970 - PRINCE CHARLES calls from the UK. Why do we have EMOJI'S? Calls from PAVEMENT POUNDERS! The PERFECT movie??

PRINCE CHARLES calls from the UK. Why do we have EMOJI'S? Calls from PAVEMENT POUNDERS! Possibly the PERFECT movie?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/26/201859 minutes, 45 seconds
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969 - THANKSGIVING SHOW, turkey talk and a call from RABBI PAPPENHEIM. Crazy NEWS STORY too!

THANKSGIVING SHOW, turkey talk and a call from RABBI PAPPENHEIM. Crazy NEWS STORY too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/19/201852 minutes, 49 seconds
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NEW TITLES - sneak peek for PREMIUM MEMBERS only!

New titles are coming in December and wanted Premium Members to get 1st listen! Thanks for being PREMIUM! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/17/20182 minutes, 34 seconds
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968 - DR. ASCOT ruins nature! What's in a SUNSET! Whale watching from above!

DR. ASCOT ruins nature! What's in a SUNSET! Whale watching from above! We got a HAIRY JUMPER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/12/201853 minutes, 15 seconds
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967 - AUNT RUTHY phones in. Harland PISSED OFF. Is BIGFOOT real?

AUNTY RUTHY phones in. Harland gets PISSED OFF. Is BIGFOOT real? CRAZY news story! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/5/20181 hour, 8 minutes, 4 seconds
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966 - FREDDY KRUGER calls in for our HALLOWEEN SHOW. Harland has a SEANCE. What is HALLOWEEN?

FREDDY KRUGER calls in for our HALLOWEEN SHOW. Harland has a terrifying in studio SEANCE. What is HALLOWEEN? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/29/201853 minutes, 24 seconds
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965 - Harland and Luke Skywalker in Twitter challenge. Interview with a VAMPIRE. Who's your political party?

Harland and Luke Skywalker in Twitter challenge. Interview with a VAMPIRE. Who's your political party? And, scary babies from the CRYPT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/22/201855 minutes, 35 seconds
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964 - Harland talks to a PRIEST. Household tips. LIVE STAND UP to a religious group.

Harland talks to a PRIEST. Household tips. Harland does LIVE STAND UP to a religious group. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/15/201857 minutes, 9 seconds
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963 - DR. ASCOT drops in. BILLY IDOL Live in concert. Question of the day!

DR. ASCOT drops in. BILLY IDOL Live in concert. Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/8/201856 minutes, 47 seconds
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962- Harland goes to OUTER SPACE. Stand up comedy LIVE. Mr. Featherstone drops in.

Harland goes to OUTER SPACE. Stand up comedy LIVE from Harland. Mr. Featherstone drops in for a visit. Calls from Pavement Pounders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/1/20181 hour, 6 minutes, 47 seconds
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961 - Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Harland admits he's a FLASHER. Crazy news story.

Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Harland admits he's a FLASHER. Crazy news story. And, lets all show a little compassion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/24/201853 minutes, 50 seconds
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960 - Harland gets TAGGED. Too much HURRICANE news. CRAZY eyes!

Harland gets TAGGED. Too much HURRICANE news. CRAZY eyes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/17/201840 minutes, 52 seconds
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959 - Nature expert and ANIMAL ATTACKS. Calls from listeners. Harland wins something.

Nature expert calls to discuss deaths and ANIMAL ATTACKS. Calls from listeners. Harland wins something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/10/20181 hour, 4 minutes, 51 seconds
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958 - RISK management expert calls the show. MAIL BAG! Harland's NAME for sale!

A RISK management expert calls the show. Pavement Pounder MAIL BAG! Harland's NAME is for sale! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/3/201859 minutes, 42 seconds
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957 - BOY GEORGE calls the show. Harland meets worlds top movie STAR! Question of the day!

BOY GEORGE calls the show. Harland meets one of the worlds top movie STARS! Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/27/201855 minutes, 8 seconds
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956 - AUNT RUTHY calls the show. Summer CRITTERS. Harland is pissed off!

AUNT RUTHY calls the show. Summer CRITTERS. Harland is pissed off! And CRAZY NEWS STORY about testicles! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/20/201858 minutes, 34 seconds
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955 - SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads summer romance letter. Calls from listeners. Death by butthole!

SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads a summer romance letter. Calls from listeners. Death by butthole! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/13/201845 minutes, 35 seconds
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954 - Commander TOM DOWDY on SPACE FORCE. Harland sings! Question of the day!

Commander TOM DOWDY on SPACE FORCE. Harland sings a summery song with his cousin Kevin! Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/6/201851 minutes
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953 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY sings songs. Harland on Tonight Show and NEW comedy special. CRAZY NEWS STORY!

CAMPFIRE TIMMY  drops into the studio to sing campfire songs. Harland on Tonight Show and NEW comedy special announcement. CRAZY NEWS STORY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/1/201846 minutes, 13 seconds
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952 - MOVIE STAR Christopher Walken calls the show. Song from a Pavement Pounder. Crazy animal news story.

MOVIE STAR Christopher Walken calls the show. Song from a Pavement Pounder. Crazy animal news story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/23/201851 minutes, 44 seconds
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951 - Mr. Featherstone drops in. Summer songs. East Coasters, and Question of the Day!

951 - Harland's boss, Mr. Featherstone drops in. Summer songs. East Coasters, and Question of the Day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/16/201838 minutes, 12 seconds
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950 - Summer fun with CARL FLAVORS. How to not feel down! BBQ Eddy is back!

Summer fun on the beach with CARL FLAVORS. How to not feel down! BBQ Eddy is back! Harland has a nature encounter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/9/201856 minutes, 36 seconds
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949 - BBQ EDDY is back! Man calls who lost 6 kids at the border. Crazy news story!

BBQ EDDY is back! A man calls the show who lost his 6 kids at the Mexican border. Crazy news story! And, Harland injuries! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/2/20181 hour, 3 minutes, 15 seconds
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948 - Summertime BATS! Donald Trump's SPACE FORCE. Pissed off Harland

Summertime BATS! Donald Trump's SPACE FORCE. Pissed off Harland Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/26/20181 hour, 4 minutes, 37 seconds
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947 - AUNT RUTHY calls the show. Harland eats a TARANTULA. CRAZY news story!

AUNT RUTHY calls the show. Harland eats a TARANTULA. CRAZY BRAIN news story! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/18/201847 minutes, 28 seconds
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946 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY drops by. Roseanne FIRED. Harland pissed at LAX-SUX.

Campfire Timmy drops in to sing his stupid songs. Roseanne and Twitter. Harland pissed at LAX airport! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/11/20181 hour, 17 seconds
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945 - KIM JONG UNG calls the show. STUPID selfies, STUPID stairs, STUPID cars!

KIM JONG UNG calls the show to discuss the peace talks. STUPID selfies, STUPID stairs, STUPID cars! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/4/201849 minutes, 52 seconds
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944 - Harland in CAMBODIA and SINGAPORE. A white RACIST calls the show!

Harland in CAMBODIA and SINGAPORE. A nasty white RACIST calls the show and slams WHITES! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/28/201854 minutes, 49 seconds
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943 - BOY GEORGE calls about ROYAL WEDDING. Harland LIVE in HONG KONG.

Boy George was at the Royal Wedding and gives us an update. Harland walks through Hong Kong. Crazy News Story wedding! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/21/20181 hour, 1 minute, 30 seconds
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942 - The effects of RAP music. Stop the TRUMP hate! Question of the day!

Prof. Rutherford Grimes discusses the effects of RAP music. Stop the TRUMP hate! Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/14/201850 minutes, 11 seconds
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941 - A visit to the AFTER LIFE! School shooting solutions. Celebrity news!

Harland talks to a man who claims to have died and visited the AFTER LIFE! School shooting solutions. Celebrity news! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/7/20181 hour, 7 minutes, 2 seconds
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940 - Dr. Ascot RETURNS. Pissed off at the news! Dead JULIA CHILDS!

Dr. Ascot returns to annoy Harland. Dead Julia Childs cooks up an Asian feast. Harland gets pissed at the news! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/30/201843 minutes, 9 seconds
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939 - Commander Tom Dowdy discusses missile launch on Syria. Crazy NEWS story on the toilet!

Commander Tom Dowdy discusses missile launch on Syria. Crazy NEWS story on the toilet! Calls from Pavement Pounders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/23/201840 minutes, 55 seconds
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938 - FACEBOOK trials on Capital Hill. Dr. Charles Assmunch on chemical weapons.

FACEBOOK trials on Capital Hill. Dr. Charles Assmunch on chemical weapons. Dangers of cell phones! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/16/20181 hour, 2 minutes, 36 seconds
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937 - CRAZY Pavement Pounder phone calls - Strange meats.

CRAZY Pavement Pounder phone calls - Strange meats and things in the womb! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/9/201832 minutes, 23 seconds
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Harland has a cold - sorry but no highway this week!

Be back next Monday when I'm feeling better! Sorry for the break! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/3/20184 minutes, 9 seconds
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936 - A VERY special co-host today! Prank calls to SEX SHOPS. AND MR. ROGERS too!

A VERY special co-host today! Prank calls to SEX SHOPS. Ewok donuts, and MR. ROGERS too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/27/201840 minutes, 44 seconds
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935 - Tesla vs the rest! YORGI'S nightclub review. Winter needs to end!

Tesla vs the rest! Harland gets revved up by a muscle car! YORGI'S nightclub review. Winter needs to end! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/19/201837 minutes, 31 seconds
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934 - AUNT RUTHY calls the show, also Professor Rutherford Grimes calls to discuss Oscar slump.

AUNT RUTHY calls the show, also Professor Rutherford Grimes calls to discuss the Oscar slump. Guns in Schools and things that piss us off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/12/20181 hour, 9 minutes, 9 seconds
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933 - The WHITE TRASH OSCARS. Carl Flavors calls the show. CRAZY news story.

The White Trash OSCARS features winners of the dumbest news stories. Crazy news story about body parts. CARL FLAVORS calls from the beach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/5/201854 minutes, 39 seconds
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932 - Dr. Debbie Thymer takes SEX calls. How much Sex do we need? Florida shooting horror!

Dr. Debbie Thymer takes SEX calls. How much Sex do we need? Florida shooting horror! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/26/201856 minutes, 50 seconds
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PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - Harland's Olympic Games STAND UP MATERIAL

Harland rolls out some fresh Olympic Games stand up material at the World Famous COMEDY STORE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/26/201817 minutes, 50 seconds
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931 - RABBI PAPENHEIM calls the show to say hello. Crazy SEX story. United America, let's work as a team!

RABBI PAPENHEIM calls the show to say hello. Crazy SEX story. United America, let's work as a team! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/19/201854 minutes, 25 seconds
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930 - SPECIAL GUEST Gary Cannon, from the Conan O'Brian Show!

SPECIAL GUEST Gary Cannon, from the Conan O'Brien Show, talks about the special role he plays on the hit show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/12/20181 hour, 5 minutes, 56 seconds
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929 - Mr. BUBBLES the Manatee calls in. STAR WARS review. Calls from listeners.

Mr. BUBBLES the Manatee calls in. STAR WARS review. Calls from listeners. NEW TITLES for 2018. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/5/20181 hour, 6 minutes, 13 seconds
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Premium listeners only - NEW titles

For the Premium members who missed the New Titles, here they are again before anyone else hears them - ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/1/20184 minutes, 17 seconds
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928 - lawsuit over HAWAII bomb scare. Harland takes a severed arm to the head.

A caller files a lawsuit over HAWAII bomb scare. Harland takes a severed arm to the head. Letters and calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/29/201853 minutes, 12 seconds
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927 - Harland's NEW comedy album. Crazy WAFFLE story. Harland sings.

Harland plays a few clips from his NEW stand up comedy album. CRAZY news story. Harland sings a song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/22/201842 minutes, 5 seconds
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926 - Harland goes to a NOT so funny bar downtown. And Harland is pissed at carboard.

Harland goes to a NOT so funny bar downtown. And Harland is pissed at cardboard. Listener voicemails too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/15/201842 minutes, 24 seconds
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925 - DR. ASCOT returns! Listener MAIL BAG. Question of the DAY!

DR. ASCOT returns for NEW YEAR therapy! Listener MAIL BAG. Question of the DAY! Crazy COPS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/8/201843 minutes
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924 - 1st show of 2018! Harland talks about the NEW YEAR!

1st show of 2018! Harland talks about the NEW YEAR! Health, happiness, goals, and FUN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/1/201832 minutes, 43 seconds
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923 - Xmas episode with CARL FLAVORS and Mr. FEATHERSTONE giving gifts!

Xmas episode with CARL FLAVORS at the BEACH and Mr. FEATHERSTONE giving XMAS gifts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/25/201746 minutes, 42 seconds
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922 - XMAS songs and letters. Parades! And a call from Major TOM DOWDY

Major Tom Dowdy from the U.S. Military calls in, drunk! Xmas songs, letters and calls. Carols from Harland and friends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/18/201747 minutes, 25 seconds
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921 - Xmas ghost's GEORGE MICHAEL and MICHAEL JACKSON visit show.

Xmas ghost's GEORGE MICHAEL and MICHAEL JACKSON visit show. Also CRAZY news story about the DEAD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/12/201743 minutes, 25 seconds
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920 - WALLY the CHRISTMAS ELF. Crazzzzy news story! Harland's TV commercials.

Harland calls WALLY the CHRISTMAS ELF. Crazzzzy news story! Harland's TV commercials. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/4/201747 minutes, 12 seconds
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919 - BOY GEORGE calls the show. CRAZY surgery. A street SCREAMER!

Pop idol BOY GEORGE calls the show. A woman SCREAMS in the street. And insane human surgery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/27/201742 minutes, 33 seconds
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918 - THANKSGIVING SPECIAL - Parade, songs, and AUNT RUTHY!

THANKSGIVING SPECIAL - Annual HH parade, TURKEY song, and AUNT RUTHY has trouble stuffing her BIRD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/23/20171 hour, 7 minutes, 55 seconds
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PODCAST UPDATE

Just a little update on the podcast delay! Hang in there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/20/20174 minutes, 1 second
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917 - Will ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE become GOD? Tech help from a Pounder.

Will ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE become GOD? Tech help from a Pavement Pounder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/2/201728 minutes, 31 seconds
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916 - SPECIAL podcast recorded LIVE at ATC Podcast FESTIVAL!

Harland recorded today's podcast in front of a live audience. Crowd interaction and a great comedy guest! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/30/20171 hour, 3 minutes, 28 seconds
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915 - Halloween PUMPKIN party! SEX SHOP shopping spree. Do you SMELL?

Harland attends a Halloween PUMPKIN party! SEX SHOP shopping spree. Do you SMELL? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/27/201730 minutes, 40 seconds
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914 - LIVE stand up comedy by Harland? Or someone else???

Due to some tech issues we decided to post some stand up comedy. Listen to short intro for explanation. Hope you enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/23/201722 minutes, 23 seconds
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914 - Intro to podcast 914 - listen to this short intro FIRST

Due to technical difficulties this podcast is different from normal. Listen to this short intro before listening to full episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/23/20176 minutes, 34 seconds
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913 - CRAZY news story about CRAZY creatures. Vegas shooting follow up. Question of the day!

913 - CRAZY news story about CRAZY creatures. Vegas shooting follow up. Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/19/201738 minutes, 34 seconds
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912 - National BOSSES DAY with Mr. Featherstone. LASER weapons and hidden delights.

We celebrate BOSSES DAY with Mr. Featherstone. LASER weapons and hidden delicious delights. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/16/201741 minutes, 52 seconds
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911 - SEX ADDICTION scandals and SEX ADDICTS! Major seafood discovery!

Talking about SEX ADDICTION scandals and a SEX ADDICT calls into the show! Major seafood discovery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/12/201749 minutes, 27 seconds
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910 - The sad reality of the VEGAS SHOOTER

Harland talks about the horrible slaughter in Las Vegas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/9/201734 minutes, 45 seconds
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909 - The WALL!!! Harland discusses the BORDER WALL - Is it bad or good?

Harland has a non-political look at the usefulness of a border wall. Would it be bad or good? You decide! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/2/201736 minutes, 41 seconds
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908 - AUNT RUTHY calls the show. The Monster in your hand! 70's Vans!

AUNT RUTHY calls the show. The Monster in your hand, cell phones taking over our minds! 70's Vans! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/28/201746 minutes, 12 seconds
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907 - Listener MAIL BAG! Harland reads letters from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS!

Listener MAIL BAG! Harland reads and responds to letters from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/25/201750 minutes, 32 seconds
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906 - CELEBRITY RACES! Harland is a NUCLEAR THREAT. The Burning Man death storyline continues.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/21/201749 minutes, 12 seconds
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905 - JANE GOODALL talks primates. Harland buys a boat. Pissed off monkey madness!

After getting pissed off at a monkey story, Jane Goodall calls the show to talk primates. A caller offers Harland a boat deal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/18/201749 minutes, 39 seconds
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904 - Harland discusses the HURRICANES with BOY GEORGE and a man of the CLOTH!

Harland discusses the HURRICANES with BOY GEORGE and a man of the CLOTH! Also, HAYFEVER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/14/201741 minutes, 31 seconds
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PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - Harland's LIVE stand up!

Hey PREMIUM MEMBERS just for you some fun moments of LIVE stand up at The COMEDY STORE! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/12/201712 minutes, 19 seconds
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903 - HILLARY BLAMES Harland for losing the election! Carl Flavors says goodbye to summer!

HILLARY now BLAMES Harland for losing the election! Carl Flavors says goodbye to summer! Listener phone calls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/11/201744 minutes, 32 seconds
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902 - Harland watches a man DIE! A very sad podcast where harland witnesses a death at BURNING MAN

Harland watched a man DIE at the Burning Man Festival. A very sad moment to witness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/7/201757 minutes, 1 second
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901 - HARLAND X-RATED stand up comedy! Military man TOM DOWDY discusses the N. Korean threat.

HARLAND X-RATED stand up comedy! Military man TOM DOWDY discusses the N. Korean threat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/4/201749 minutes, 9 seconds
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900 - THE 900th EPISODE! With special guest THEO VON, Hilarious!

We celebrate episode 900 with one of the funniest guys in comedy today, Theo Von. Absolutely HILARIOUS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/31/20171 hour, 23 minutes, 26 seconds
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899 - MEAN Facebook posts! CRAZY NEWS story about SATAN! N. Korean NEWS

Harland talks about NASTY Facebook postings. Crazy NEWS story with SATAN! North Korean News! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/28/201738 minutes, 30 seconds
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898 - SOLAR ECLIPSE madness! Korean NEWS! Sexual scars!

We get a call from someone who stared into the SOLAR ECLIPSE! A caller with a PENIS SECRET! North Korean NEWS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/24/201737 minutes, 56 seconds
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897 - JERRY LEWIS dies. Danger in your urine. Calls from listeners.

Comedy legend Jerry Lewis is remembered. Calls from Listeners. Your CREEPY urine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/21/201741 minutes, 49 seconds
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896 - FIRST CLASS cheeseburger. Mr. Featherstone and Roger. Question of the day.

Harland gets a FIRST CLASS CHEESEBURGER on Delta. Mr. Featherstone discusses Roger's future. Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/17/201746 minutes, 34 seconds
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895 - It's a show filled with phone calls from listeners. And a BIG fight with ROGER!

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/14/201731 minutes, 19 seconds
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894 - Dr. CHARLES ASSMUNCH calls in. A horrible PENIS story.

Dr. Charles Assmunch calls the show to discuss science. A horrific PENIS story. Have you been CHIPPED? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/10/201740 minutes, 2 seconds
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893 - DEAD Julia Childs joins the show. CRAZY news story about the future!

DEAD Julia Childs joins the show with a delicious NEW food dish. CRAZY news story about the future! Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/7/201742 minutes, 19 seconds
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892 - O.J. SIMPSON interviewed. Corporal TOM DOWDY. LIVE stand up comedy!

Charles Parsley interviews paroled O.J. SIMPSON. Harland does STAND UP! Corporal TOM DOWDY calls the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/3/201748 minutes, 51 seconds
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891 - SPECIAL GUEST - Comedian CORT McCOWN

This show I yuk it up with funnyman Cort McCown! We tak about GIRLS, GOLF, and SCARY CRITTERS - PLUS live comedy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/31/201756 minutes, 20 seconds
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890 -CARL FLAVORS returns. Pavement Pounder challenge. Harland gets pissed off!

CARL FLAVORS returns with activities from the BEACH. Pavement Pounder challenge. Harland gets pissed off at NOISE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/27/201736 minutes
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889 - DR. DEBBIE THYMER, Life Coach. BBQ Eddie. CRAZY news story!

Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer takes phone calls. BBQ Eddy still looking for friends. A CRAZY news story in jail?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/24/201738 minutes, 27 seconds
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888 - CARL FLAVORS calls in to talk summer. Your hated photos. North Korea News

North Korean News. Holiday photo rejection. CARL FLAVORS and his summer activities. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/20/201738 minutes, 2 seconds
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887 - Captain JAMES T. KIRK invades the studio. Burnt mouth lawsuit. Crazy science!

Captain JAMES T. KIRK from STAR TREK invades the studio. Crazy NEW science. LAW SUITS from burn victims. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/17/201749 minutes, 9 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - NEW stuff!!

A little teaser treat for PREMIUM members, the NEW show titles! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/16/20179 minutes, 27 seconds
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886 - BBQ EDDY is BACK! Question of the day! Calls from Pavement Pounders!

BBQ EDDY is back and looking to Q! Some great calls from Pavement Pounders! A very painful QUESTION OF THE DAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/13/201738 minutes, 27 seconds
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885 -SENIOR FUENTES drops by. A NEW chocolate bar. Death awkwardness.

Harland's gardener SENIOR FUENTES drops into the show. Harland's idea for a deadly new chocolate bar. How to handle DEATH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/10/201742 minutes, 51 seconds
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884 - Romance letter from SAMUEL E. QUOKE. Removing yourself from the INTERNET!

SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads one of his summer romance letters. Removing yourself from the INTERNET! Bad couples! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/6/201733 minutes, 18 seconds
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883 - DON'T PEE IN THE POOL! What is a BEARD SIZZZLE? Science and pool pee!

DON'T PEE IN THE POOL, it will make you SICK! What is a BEARD SIZZLE? Science and pool pee, an expert explains! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/3/201754 minutes, 21 seconds
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882 - Did Harland become a GAY DAD? CANADA DAY, songs and stories!

Did Harland accidentally become a GAY DAD? Let's celebrate CANADA DAY with SONGS and STORIES! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/29/201740 minutes, 52 seconds
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881 - A visit to MR. FEATHERSTONE'S office. Death of an icon. Strange behavior from grown men.

Harland is summoned to his bosses office, Mr. Featherstone. Strange behavior for a grown man. The death of an iconic place. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/26/201753 minutes, 42 seconds
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880 - AUNT RUTHIE calls the show. Harland goes for a street walk. Phone calls.

Aunt Ruthie leaves a CRAZY voicemail. Harland gets misted and talks to a streetlight. Phone calls from Pavement Pounders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/22/201752 minutes, 58 seconds
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PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - More AFRICAN anti poaching talk with a Q&A session.

If you enjoyed hearing from the Anti Poaching organization you will enjoy this candid Q & A session with CEO Damien Mender Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/21/201717 minutes, 30 seconds
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879 - CRAZY VEEGAN strory. Harland HOT TIP. Positive energy!

A forest critter and a vegetarian go toe to toe in CRAZY news story. Harland's creative tip. Positive vibes from caller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/19/201734 minutes, 44 seconds
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878 - IMPORTANT PODCAST - What you can do to help save the animals

Harland shares an incredibly inspiring presentation from the CEO of the INTERNATIONAL ANTI POACHING FEDERATION. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/15/201746 minutes, 16 seconds
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877 - The art of talking to STRANGERS. Soda Pop theft! Dr. ASCOT vs CAMPFIRE TIMMY!

The art of talking to STRANGERS, how far should you go? Soda Pop theft! Dr. ASCOT confronts CAMPFIRE TIMMY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/12/201747 minutes, 13 seconds
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876 - DEMITRI OLIO, Ice cream guy. FACE FILTERS. Updated words.

Ice cream man DEMITRI OLIO comes by with his outrageous ice cream treats. Old words, new meanings. Face Filters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/8/201733 minutes, 47 seconds
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875 - Harland gets MUGGED! Harland gets surrounded by wild animals. CRAZY NEWS STORY!

Harland gets MUGGED! Harland gets surrounded by wild animals. CRAZY NEWS STORY about private lady business! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/6/201736 minutes, 31 seconds
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874 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY sings songs. U.K. Terror bombing. Question of the day.

Campfire Timmy kicks off summer with his stupid campfire songs. Question of the day. U.K. Terror bombing aftermath. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/1/201749 minutes, 15 seconds
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873 - CELEBRITY RACES. Uncle FAT. Let's go get a chili dog with Harland

Donald Trump is in today's CELEBRITY RACES. Say hello to 'Uncle FAT'. Harland goes for a CHILI DOG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/29/201738 minutes, 54 seconds
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872 - BOY GEORGE calls the show. The perils of SMILING. TV remote ANGER

BOY GEORGE calls the show to talk about laughing. The perils of SMILING. TV remote ANGER from Harland. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/25/201733 minutes, 22 seconds
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871 - ENDANGERED SPEICIES, an expert discusses. Harland's Animal attack stories.

871 - ENDANGERED ANIMALS, an expert discusses. Harland's animal attack stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/22/201746 minutes, 25 seconds
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870 - CINNAMON BOY. The benefits of SWEARING. Question of the day.

Cinnamon Boy is on the show and an expert about the benefits of CURSING call in. Listener Mailbag and question of the day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/18/201741 minutes, 1 second
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869 - Commander TOM DOWDY calls in ANGRY! Obese airline passengers

Commander first officer Tom Dowdy calls in and he's angry at insulting impression of him. Fat airline passengers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/15/201746 minutes, 37 seconds
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868 - Invasion of the DRONES!! - Listener voice mails.

The drones are getting closer and closer watch OUT! Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/11/201737 minutes, 10 seconds
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867 - Harland returns from the AMAZON JUNGLE. Work out pills and spiders

Harland returns from his trip into the AMAZON rain forest. Exercise pills. Update on MELVIN the spider. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/8/201740 minutes, 17 seconds
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866 - SENIOR FUENTEZ drops in. Question of the day. Donut talk.

Harland's gardener Senior Fuentez drops into the studio. Question of the day. A SIMPLE conversation. FACE TIME! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/4/201732 minutes, 52 seconds
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865 - CINNAMON BOY in studio. Mystery song. Listener Mail Bag

The annoying CINNAMON BOY visits the studio. Harland plays some vintage rock and roll. Letters from LISTENERS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/1/201744 minutes, 47 seconds
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864 - RABBI PAPPENHIEM calls in. Pissed off Harland. Strange road sightings

RABBI PAPPENHIEM calls in to chat with Harland. Pissed off Harland. Strange and unusual road sightings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/27/201737 minutes, 27 seconds
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863 - MONKEY GIRL calls the show. Unexpected happiness. Listener voicemails

A girl raised by MONKEYS calls the show. Harland has a surprise moment of happiness. Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/24/201740 minutes, 41 seconds
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Corporal TOM DOWDY assesses military action by USA. Man crushes. Yucky salads!

Corporal, Major, TOM DOWDY assesses military action by USA. Man crushes. CRAZY NEWS STORY Yucky salads! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/20/201745 minutes, 56 seconds
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PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - Harland does STAND UP, Virginia Beach

PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - Harland does STAND UP, Virginia Beach Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/18/201721 minutes, 57 seconds
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861 - UNITED AIRLINES attack. Air travel nightmares. Angry PILOT calls in

Customer attacked on United Airlines. Phone calls from listeners. An angry PILOT calls the show. Obesity in the air. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/17/20171 hour, 6 minutes, 53 seconds
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860 - Harland visits CHARLIE LEE. Harland gets his MDICAL tests back.

Harland visits Charlie Lee at the Moonglow Tavern. Harland's Life Line medical screening results come in. Good news or bad? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/13/201746 minutes, 58 seconds
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859 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in. VINTAGE candy. Hungry SPIDERS

Aunt Ruthie calls with scary news about Uncle Harry. Hungry, hungry spiders. Harland eats vintage candy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/10/201735 minutes, 28 seconds
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858 - Inventor ELON MUSK calls the show. Mystery in harland's mailbox.

Inventor, genius, ELON MUSK calls the show. Someone put something in Harland's mailbox. Harland on CONAN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/6/201734 minutes, 14 seconds
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857 - Dr. Debbie Thymer, LIFE COACH. Elon Musk NEWS. Question of the day

Dr. Debbie Thymer, LIFE COACH takes phone calls. Elon Musk NEWS. Question of the day concerning your morals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/3/201742 minutes, 42 seconds
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856 - Captain James T. Kirk takes over studio. Heart attack clinic visit

Captain Kirk takes over the podcast studio. Listener call in involving licking. Harland goes to heart screening clinic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/30/201737 minutes, 45 seconds
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855 - Dr Ascot asks Harland if he's ever been touched. Crazy sex priests.

Dr Ascot asks Harland if he's ever been touched. Crazy sex priests. Hanging at the CLUB. Harland's new cartoon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/27/201741 minutes, 22 seconds
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854 - MR. FEATHERSTONE & Charles Assmunch gang up on Harland

Mr. Featherstone orders Harland to re-do a phone call with Prof. Charles Assmunch over the political scene. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/23/201746 minutes, 25 seconds
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853 - TOILET SEAT madness. Drug themed gyms. Is harland part of a science project?

Toilet seat INSANITY. Carl Flavors calls in to discuss drug gyms. North Korean news. Is Harland part of a mad science project? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/20/201742 minutes, 42 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland reads from his DIARY!

Harland does a live show where he has to read excerpts from his personal DIARY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/19/201719 minutes, 39 seconds
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852 - KRINKY McKRINGLES for St. Patty's day. NEW rock album from Harland

KRINKY McKRINGLES visits studio for St. Patty's day. NEW rock album from Harland. Question of the day. Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/16/201735 minutes, 40 seconds
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851 - Harland and his cousin Kevin talk about thier NEW rock album!

Harland and his cousin Kevin play music and talk about their new COUSINS rock album, RATTLESNAKE LOVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/13/201744 minutes, 53 seconds
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850 - CORPORAL TOM DOWDY on illegal wiretaps. Korean NEWS. Crazy NEWS story

Corporal Tom Dowdy chimes in on illegal wire tapping. CRAZY news story. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/9/201739 minutes, 57 seconds
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849 - AUNT RUTHY scared the RUSSIANS are coming. Men's fashion. GYM losers!

AUNT RUTHY prepares for the Russian invasion. Fools at the gym. The sad state of men's fashion in the modern era. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/6/201744 minutes, 3 seconds
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848 - Listener MAIL BAG - A letter from an anti TRUMP guy!

Harland reads mail from the Pavement Pounders MAIL BAG and gets a phone call from an irate listener. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/2/201736 minutes, 46 seconds
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847 - OSCAR anger! Question of the day! Hollywood HELL

Another group of people outraged at being shut out of the OSCARS. Hairy Question of the day. Hollywood audition HELL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/27/201745 minutes, 26 seconds
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846 - A call from JIM MORRISON of The DOORS. Fast food WEDDINGS!

Legendary rocker JIM MORRISON of The DOORS calls the show. Crazy wedding story. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/23/201740 minutes, 5 seconds
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845 - DONALD TRUMP calls in for President's Day. Jurasic Park reality.

President TRUMP calls in for President's Day. Modern day dinosaurs. STOP counting your change!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/20/201732 minutes, 47 seconds
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844 - Drug smuggler calls to discuss wall. Calls from listeners.

 A drug smuggler calls to laugh off Donald Trump's wall. CRAZY NEWS story. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/16/201738 minutes, 36 seconds
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843 - AUNT RUTHY calls in. Stock market predictions. New MUSIC

Aunt Ruthie leaves a message about a seafood dinner. Harland announces NEW music. A bold stock market prediction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/13/201735 minutes, 39 seconds
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842 - Bed Bath and YUCK Beyond. A Poly Sci prof explains TRUMP

Yuckky things at Bed Bath and Beyond. Harland FAILS at home repairs. A Political Science professor explains Trump. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/9/201735 minutes, 26 seconds
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841 - THE BUCKET LIST - Harland goes through a bucket list.

Harland reads items off a BUCKET LIST and discusses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/6/201742 minutes, 7 seconds
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840 - Mr. Featherstone's Groundhog Day scheme. Intense VETTING and calls from listeners.

Mr. Featherstone has plans for Groundhog Day. Intense vetting is discussed by listeners. Political intimidation madness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/2/201748 minutes, 15 seconds
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839 - A new way to deal with ANGER. Question of the day! Muffintops!

Harland discovers NEW way to cope with anger. What is a muffintop? The Question of the day. Call from listener. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/30/201733 minutes, 34 seconds
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838 - FBI comes for Harland. More TRUMP hate from actors.

Harland gets strange visit from the FBI. More actors are piling up against Donald Trump without giving him a chance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/26/201756 minutes, 8 seconds
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837 - Dr. Debbie Thymer, LIFE COACH. Food addictions. Calls from listeners.

Dr. Debbie Thymer, LIFE COACH takes calls. Food addictions that drive us nuts!. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/23/201735 minutes, 52 seconds
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836 - The Parsley Papers interview Hillary. CRAZY news stories. Harland stand up.

Charles Parsley interviews Hillary on The PARSLEY PAPERS. Crazy News stories. Harland does some twisted stand up LIVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/19/201742 minutes, 36 seconds
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835 - SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads romantic letter. Crazy words and crazy celebrities.

Samuel E. Quoke drops in to read a romantic letter. Crazy word mix ups and crazy political celebrities. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/16/201733 minutes, 10 seconds
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834 - Question of the day. Cool song and cool phonecalls

Harland takes phone calls from listeners and plays a cool RETRO song. Also, the question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/12/201732 minutes, 39 seconds
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833 - RUSSIAN KGB agent talks about HACKING. Princess Leah is dead.

A Russian spy calls to discuss hacking the USA. Harland's memories of Princess Leah. Abuse at a lemonade stand. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/9/201741 minutes, 49 seconds
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832- DR. ASCOT drops in for therapy. The future of Twitter. Prank calls. Question of the day.

DR. ASCOT drops in for therapy with Harland. The future of Twitter. Prank calls. Question of the day involving football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/5/201741 minutes, 34 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland's last stand up of 2016

Harland's final improvised stand up set of 2016! Happy New Year PREMIUM members! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/2/201724 minutes, 47 seconds
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831 - NEW YEARS EMPOWERMENT! Boy George calls in. Sex crank calls!

Harland talks about doing GREAT things in 2017. BOY GEORGE calls to discuss George Michael's death. Sex prank calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/2/201734 minutes, 46 seconds
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830 - GEORGE MICHAEL passes away. Mr. Featherstone New Years plans

A chat about the life of the late, great George Michael. Harland's boss, Mr. Fetherstone comes up with New Years moneymaking scheme. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/29/201646 minutes, 8 seconds
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829 - After Xmas afterglow. Getting fired up for new year!

Harland talks about the coming year. A new president and the ever changing world. Also, Xmas afterglow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/26/201634 minutes, 35 seconds
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828 - Zsa Zsa Gabor's death. WALLY the ELF. Harland sings Xmas song.

Zsa Zsa Gabor's death is talked and sung about. A young listener calls for WALLY the ELF. Harland sings an Xmas carol. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/22/201630 minutes, 10 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - A Christmas STAND UP show for Premium Members

Hey Premium Members, HAPPY HOLIDAYS and please enjoy this twisted stand up show I did just a few nights ago - Keep on laughing! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/20/201624 minutes, 6 seconds
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827 - RABBI PAPPENHEIM calls in with holiday greetings. Phone calls from listeners

Rabbi Pappenheim calls in with holiday greetings for Harland. Prank UFO calls and listener phone messages. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/19/201633 minutes, 13 seconds
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826 - Harland visits the CHRISTMAS STORY house. Xmas social issues.

Harland goes inside the CHRISTMAS STORY movie house. Prof Rutherford Grimes with socially aware Xmas carols. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/14/201648 minutes, 6 seconds
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825 - WALLY the Xmas elf calls in. Harland gets tech pissed.

Wally the Xmas elf calls in from Santa's workshop. Harland gets PISSED OFF about tech. Naughty Xmas song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/12/201637 minutes, 50 seconds
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824 - PRANK CALL CAT SHOP. Dirty Xmas carol. And guy with 800 kids

Harland prank calls a cat shop. A guy who has 800 offspring. A naughty Xmas carol for you to hum along to! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/7/201632 minutes, 45 seconds
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823 - SEX prank calls - Sex Xmas songs - Sex dogs

Sex laden PRANK CALLS on today's show and lot's of uncomfortable sex talk. Dogs, humans and even Santa! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/1/201637 minutes, 21 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - Crowd Control 3 part 2

Premium Members Only - hear part two of Harland's crowd work album, CROWD CONTROL 3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/30/201634 minutes, 14 seconds
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822 - Corporal TOM DOWDY on TRUMP. Listener MAIL BAG.

Corporal Tom Dowdy calls in to talk about the new president Donald J. Trump. Listener MAIL BAG, and Thanksgiving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/28/201632 minutes, 48 seconds
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PREMIUM MEMBERS - Harland's latest CROWD CONTROL album

ALL crowd work with Harland at comedy clubs. Special segment from his hilarious album CROWD CONTROL Volume 3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/25/201623 minutes, 1 second
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821 - MR. FEATHERSTONE drops by to gobble. Eating testicles. Too much poultry.

Mr. Featherstone wants Harland to teach him how to gobble. Too much poultry. Harland tricks friend into consuming testicles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/24/201640 minutes, 26 seconds
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820 - THANKSGIVING EPISODE. The Parade, Senior Fuentes and more!

Today we have the 49th annual Thanksgiving Day parade. Senior Fuentes drops in to discuss stuffing a turkey. Turkey horror stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/21/201647 minutes, 37 seconds
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819 - GEORGE MICHAEL on election. Good deeds and laughing creepy's!

George Michael calls to discuss election. Crazy tickle news story. Harland pushes a truck! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/17/201638 minutes, 8 seconds
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818 - SPECIAL GUEST comedian Eddie Della Siepe

My very funny friend and SPECIAL GUEST, comedian,  Eddie Della Siepe talks about life and plays game TOO SOON or NOT TOO SOON. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/14/201639 minutes, 59 seconds
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817 - Aunt Ruthy votes. The ELECTION RESULTS. Crazy news story.

Harland responds to the election results. Aunt Ruthy has trouble at the voting booth. Crazy truck news story! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/10/20161 hour, 19 minutes, 10 seconds
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816 - National anthem on one knee controversy. 42$ million lost.

A caller complains about one knee anthem controversy. Harland as a Super Hero. Someone lost 42 million dollars! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/7/201639 minutes, 44 seconds
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815 - Harland 's horrifying SPY CAM. The Election. Harland on radio.

Harland spots something horrifying on his home security cam! The election so far. Harland's final stint on morning radio.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/3/201643 minutes, 45 seconds
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814 - HALLOWEEN EPISODE - Dead Julia Childs, JACKO, Mr. Scary.

Scary Halloween show with a visit from Jacko, Dead Julia Childs, and a poem by Mr. Scary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/31/201640 minutes, 29 seconds
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813 - Harland VOTES. Crazy SEX story. Harland's NEW TV show.

Harland shares his first vote with listeners. A crazy, hairy SEX story. Harland talks about his new star studded TV show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/27/201635 minutes, 46 seconds
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812 - FINAL chapter of Harland's short story. Radio clips. 911 gone wrong

The final segment of Harland's short story. Crazy 911 calls. Harland on morning radio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/24/201656 minutes, 5 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - Final segment of Garden Hose time machine story

PREMIUM CONTENT - It's the final segment of Garden Hose time machine story. Premium Members hear it first. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/20/201624 minutes, 23 seconds
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811 - Harland talks about DESERT TRIP concert. Harland on radio. Short story part 7

Harland talks about the Desert Trip rock concert. Morning radio hijinx. Part 7 of Harland's short story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/20/201653 minutes, 24 seconds
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PREMIUM MEMBERS - Hear part 7 of Harland's short story, before anyone else.

Premium Members get to hear Harland's Garden Hose story first. Join now for only $20 a year at harlandwilliams.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/19/201620 minutes, 11 seconds
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810 - Harland on morning radio. A caller sues all TRANSGENDERS. GARDEN HOSE STORY Part 6

An irate caller wants to file a lawsuit against all transgenders. Harland on morning radio. Part 6 of Harland's short story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/17/20161 hour, 10 minutes, 6 seconds
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GARDEN HOSE SHORT STORY - PART 6

PREMIUM MEMBERS get to hear the next chapter of Harland's short story first. Join today for $20 a year at harlandwilliams.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/14/201624 minutes, 35 seconds
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809 - HARLAND ON MORNING RADIO. OLDchella concert. Garden hose story continued

Follow Harland on a morning radio slog. Part 5 of the Garden hose story. Off to the OLDchella music fest. And calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/13/201654 minutes, 57 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - GARDEN HOSE STORY PART 5

The 5th installment of Harland's Garden Hose short story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/13/201619 minutes, 45 seconds
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808 - Crazy NEWS story. Kids on a bus. Part 4 of Harland's short story.

A crazy kid falls to his death or dies he in Today's CRAZY news story. Part 4 of Harland's Water Hose story. Happiness is, kids on a bus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/11/201652 minutes, 4 seconds
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GARDEN HOSE STORY PART 4

Premium Members are getting this first. Join now $20 a year. Go to harlandwilliams.com to sign up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/11/201620 minutes
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Technical difficulties!

Technical difficulties! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/11/20162 minutes, 37 seconds
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807 - LOUD cell phone people. Harland's garden hose short story. One liners.

Harland continues reading his garden hose short story. Obnoxious cell phone people. Funny one liners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/6/201645 minutes, 47 seconds
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806 - AUNT RUTHY calls in. Farmer's markets. Harlands short story part 2

Aunt Ruthy calls the show to talk about Uncle Harry's Viagra. A walk through a Farmer's Market. Part 2 of Harland's short story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/3/201659 minutes, 24 seconds
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GARDEN HOSE STORY - PART 3

This is the 3rd segment of Harland's short story about a man who travels back in time every time he drinks from a water hose. Enjoy PREMIUM MEMBERS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/30/201619 minutes, 34 seconds
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GARDEN HOSE STORY - PART 2

This is the 2nd segment of Harland's short story about a man who travels back in time every time he drinks from a water hose. Enjoy PREMIUM MEMBERS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/30/201621 minutes, 47 seconds
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GARDEN HOSE STORY - PART 1

This is the 1st segment of Harland's short story about a man who travels back in time every time he drinks from a water hose. Enjoy PREMIUM MEMBERS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/30/201621 minutes, 21 seconds
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Harland's short story for PREMIUM MEMBERS

Hey Premium's, you get first listen to my crazy new short story. Hope you enjoy!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/30/20163 minutes, 35 seconds
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805 - DEBATES between Cap' Lames T. Kirk and Cinamon Boy. Harland reads his new short story.

Presidential style debates between Cap'n James T. Kirk and Cinnamon Boy. Harland reads 1st segment of his water hose short story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/29/201644 minutes, 44 seconds
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804 - CROCK POT BOMBINGS. Crazy News Story from the air.

Harland talks to a military expert on Crock Pot bombs. Crazy news story that comes from the air. Garden hose time machine update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/26/201646 minutes, 22 seconds
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803 - Human RABIES. Harland does STAND UP. Pissed off at TV.

Harland does a live stand up show for you to hear. Do you have rabies? Pissed off at TV anchor people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/22/201638 minutes, 6 seconds
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802 - Sex, insects, ringtones, and dirty SEXTING!

Harland enters the cicada sex orgy zone. SPECIAL ringtone hell. Dirty SEXTING. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/19/201632 minutes, 51 seconds
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801 - Creepy bugs and UFO's. Sample clip from LET'S HAVE A FIGHT Podcast.

Harland talks about a UFO sighting and some creepy bugs that invaded his food. Also a clip from the LET'S HAVE A FIGHT Podcast, funnnny! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/15/201633 minutes, 45 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - LET'S HAVE A FIGHT WITH KIRA SOLTANONAVICH

PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - It's another round of the  LET'S HAVE A FIGHT  Podcast WITH COMEDIAN KIRA SOLTANONAVICH - ENJOY PREMIUM MEMBERS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/13/201633 minutes, 18 seconds
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800 - Question of the day, AWKWARD!!! Calls from thiefs!

Today the QUESTION OF THE DAY involves awkward dating scenarios. Also some low down dirty thieves call the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/12/201638 minutes, 24 seconds
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799 - Harland's adventure to the BURNING MAN FESTIVAL

Harland shares some inspiring moments from the BURNING MAN FESTIVAL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/8/201639 minutes, 32 seconds
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798 - Mr. Featherstone visits Harland in studio. Labor Day madness.

Mr. Featherstone visits Harland's studio and forces him to go to a hospital to deliver a baby. Our food habits! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/5/201629 minutes, 54 seconds
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797 - Col TOM DOWDY mad about woman President. BBQ Eddy,

Lieutenant Tom Dowdy is upset that we may have a female President. BBQ Eddy still looking for a BBQ, Favorite Podcast episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/1/201638 minutes, 24 seconds
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796 - BBQ Eddy returns. Harland is a THIEF. Death by music!

BBQ Eddy calls all over the country to try and find a BBQ. Harland steals and is so guilty he needs to confess. A strange, musical way to die! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/29/201637 minutes, 11 seconds
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795 - If you SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING program is discussed. Photo album memories.

A caller complains about the see something say something program. Re-living the past with your photo collection. Caller tells of favorite episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/25/201641 minutes, 16 seconds
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794 - R2D2 IS DEAD. STAR WARS cast calls in. The Olympics naaaaaa..

The actor who played R2D2 has died, his cast mates call the show to mourn. The Olympics suck. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/22/201641 minutes, 34 seconds
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793 - AUNT RUTHY AND LIVE STAND UP SPECIAL

On this episode Harland gives listeners a small FREE SAMPLE of PREMIUM CONTENT to entice listeners to join the PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP. Live stand up comedy recorded on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood and Aunt Ruthy reads Curious George to Harland. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/18/201650 minutes, 14 seconds
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792 - SPECIAL GUEST - Funny funnnny comedian friend Kira!

Today Harland has his comedian friend Kira on the show and they have tons of laughs talking about life!! Plus the game Too soon or Not too soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/15/201644 minutes, 18 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland does ZIKA comedy.

Harland goes live on stage claiming to be the worlds 1st and only ZIKA stand up comedian. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/12/201629 minutes, 9 seconds
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791 - SAUSAGE PARTY movie. The creepy clown. Memebers of SUCC call show.

Harland talks about his roles in the NEW R rated film Sausage Party. Crazy CLOWN story. Members of S.U.C.C. call into the show to complain about racism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/11/201635 minutes, 33 seconds
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790 - SEX MONKEYS!! Leaf blower madness. Pissed off Harland

Harland gets PISSED OFF about the dentist. Crazy SEX MONKEYS. Leaf blower madness! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/8/201635 minutes, 23 seconds
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789 - CINNAMON BOY. A haunted cell phone. Question of the day.

Cinnamon Boy visits the studio today. A haunted cell phone ghost story. The question of the day about elephants. Ninja Turtle knowledge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/4/201633 minutes, 12 seconds
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788 - Dr. Ascot returns. Poems of love. The NEW Ghostbusters.

Dr. Ascot returns to discuss Harland's reading of his LOVE poem. Thoughts on the NEW Ghostbusters movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/1/201637 minutes, 1 second
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PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland LIVE on the Sunset Strip - Stand Up!

Harland has fun with the crowd at the world famous Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood, CA. Enjoy Premium Members! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/29/201620 minutes, 4 seconds
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787- Expert on CROCODILE deaths. Bernie Sanders farwell speech.

Expert on CROCODILE deaths calls the show. Bernie Sanders farewell speech. Crazy News story about crocodiles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/28/201640 minutes, 14 seconds
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786 - AUNT RUTHY calls in. Too much information. Canadian rock tune!

Harland's Aunt Ruthy calls the show to complain about getting old. Have you ever given 'Too Much Information'? Also a COOL Canadian rock tune. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/25/201638 minutes, 39 seconds
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785 - Harland in trouble with his boss Mr. Featherstone. Getting old sucks!

Harland gets summoned to the office of his grouchy boss,  Mr. Featherstone. Trouble in the aging department. Is the podcast too serious? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/21/201646 minutes, 8 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - HARLAND LIVE ON STAGE

Harland steals another comics act to try and 'Make it' in the biz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/19/201620 minutes, 35 seconds
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784 - Harland talks about the dangerous world we now live in.

784 - Harland talks about the dangerous world we now live in. Sorry gang, not much comedy in this episode, but in light of all the violence erupting in the world Harland wanted to address it with his thoughts. Back to the comedy next episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/18/201647 minutes, 10 seconds
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783 - SAMUEL E. QUOKE romantic letter. Good deeds gone bad. Too much killing!

Samuel E. Quoke drops by to read one of his romance letters. What to do about all the killing in America. When good deeds go bad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/14/201651 minutes, 20 seconds
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782 - CRAZY news story!! Harland gets PISSED OFF! RIOT messes!

A CRAZY news story involving beef. Harland is pissed off about the changing times. Violence at political rallies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/11/201635 minutes, 34 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland stand up and interview

Harland does a strange stand up routine followed by a short interview. ENJOY Premium Members. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/8/201619 minutes, 3 seconds
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781 - GEORGE MICHAEL calls the show. TOSSED SALAD. Crazy news story.

George Michael from pop group WHAM calls the show to discuss sexual acts. A crazy news story about a dead baby. The act of tossing a salad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/7/201635 minutes, 2 seconds
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780 - JULY 4th podcast - BBQ's and pool parties!!

JULY 4th podcast - BBQ's and pool parties!! Harland throws a July 4th pool party and talks about the in's and out's of it all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/3/201639 minutes, 8 seconds
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779 - Call from a TERRORIST. Question of the day. Russian Roulette with Charles Manson

A very intense call from an apparent terrorist. The question of the day involves seafood. Musical brainwashing by Harland, and a game of Russian Roulette with Charles Manson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/30/201641 minutes, 13 seconds
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778 - A legless woman calls the show. Scary FRUITS!

A woman who lost her legs calls the show. When fruits turn scary. Calls from the Pavement Pounders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/27/201638 minutes, 46 seconds
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777 - A CHARLES MANSON birthday. Also, a call from a Meat-a-tarian.

Harland attends a very CHARLES MANSON birthday party. Also, a call from a Meat-a-tarian. Calls from Pavement Pounders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/23/201642 minutes, 34 seconds
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776 - BIGFOOT is FOUND. Harland talks to man who has his skull.

Man finds BIGFOOT skull and is interviewed by Harland. Question of the day and phone calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/20/201636 minutes, 37 seconds
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PREMIUM MEMBER - Harland doing STAND UP COMEDY crowd work.

Hey PREMIUM MEMBER'S - Enjoy Harland doing STAND UP COMEDY crowd work. A little fun with the folks in the crowd as Harland goes back and forth looking for laughs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/18/201612 minutes, 6 seconds
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775 - Muhamad Ali's 1st boxing coach calls in. WOLF news.

A special treat, Muhamed Ali's very 1st boxing coach remembers the fighter and how he was trained. The benefit of wolf's in the world. Harland gets PISSED OFF about something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/16/201644 minutes, 3 seconds
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774 - RABBI PAPPENHEIM invites Harland to lunch. Secrets of opening titles.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/13/201639 minutes, 56 seconds
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773 - LISTENER MAIL BAG. Also, Harland orders some flowers.

Today we read some of your email's on the show as well as discuss the concept of sending flowers to someone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/9/20161 hour, 12 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTERT - Harland's military stand up show!

Under the weather, Harland toughs it out to do a show for the troops! BOORAA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/7/201630 minutes, 55 seconds
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772 - GORILLA shot to death at zoo. Triggerman is interviewed. Question of the day.

The man enlisted to take the fatal shot at a zoo gorilla is interviewed by Harland. Also the question of the day answers a RUDE question. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/6/201641 minutes, 58 seconds
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771 - AUNT RUTHY calls the show. Harlands journey on the TONIGHT SHOW.

Harland takes us on a behind the scenes journey from his visit to the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. AUNT RUTHY calls in to discuss Harland's Tonight Show appearance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/2/201637 minutes, 59 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - LIVE ON THE SUNSET STRIP - COMEDY STORE

HEY PREMIUM MEMBERS! Here's a clip of me trying out some new material and having fun with the crowd at the world famous COMEDY STORE on the Sunset Strip. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/31/201616 minutes, 22 seconds
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770 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY drops by to sing campfire songs. CRAZY news story.

Campfire Timmy drops in to sing his stupid campfire songs. A CRAZY news story that might make you afraid to sit on a toilet. DANGERS from above. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/30/201641 minutes, 40 seconds
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769 - Harland visits the Tonight Show. Burping lunch.

Harland thinks he might be a bird?? Harland visits the Tonight Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/25/201639 minutes, 20 seconds
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FLASHBACK EPISODE 741

HEY GANG. Sorry for the technical issues. NEW episode will be up tomorrow. Enjoy this Flashback episode until NEW show is posted tomorrow. Harland is on Tonight Show tonight so be sure to tune in for the laughs!. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/23/201633 minutes, 6 seconds
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768 - The Transgender bathroom debate.

Today Harland talks about the pros and cons of removing signs from bathrooms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/19/201636 minutes, 25 seconds
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767 - OZZY OSBORNE calls in to discuss his divorce. Private parts.

Ozzy calls in to discuss his split wish Sharon Osborne. The strange things that our private parts do. INKY the octopus has escaped! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/16/201636 minutes, 47 seconds
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766 - Corporal TOM DOWDY calls the show. Crazy eagles. GOD!

Corporal TOM DOWDY calls the show. Crazy eagles. And a quick chat about GOD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/12/201645 minutes, 14 seconds
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PREMIUM - HARLAND on ABOUT LAST NIGHT Podcast

A quick lil' interview with Harland and the About Last Night Podcast just for PREMIUM MEMBERS! ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/11/20166 minutes, 39 seconds
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765 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in. Question of the day.

George Michael from WHAM calls the show to talk. The Question of the day. AC/DC and Axle Rose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/8/201645 minutes, 56 seconds
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764 - Let's talks about the ELECTION.

Today we discuss the election and where everything stands. This show not as comedy driven but hopefully you enjoy it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/5/201652 minutes, 43 seconds
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763 - SENIOR FUENTES in studio. Harland gets PISSED OFF.

Harland's new PISSED OFF, segment airs again today. Calls from Pavement Pounders, and SENIOR FUENTES, Harland's gardener, drops by. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/2/201636 minutes, 28 seconds
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762 - Russian roulette with Bernie Sanders. Cell phone overkill.

Harland plays Russian Roulette with Bernie Sanders. Phone calls to a laundromats. The Question of the Day. And, enough with the Snapchat FX already. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/28/201644 minutes
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761 - Tribute to PRINCE. Celebrating EARTH DAY.

Today we remember pop superstar PRINCE. Harland's one time run in with Prince. Also a tree hugger comes into the studio with a tree. Wee wee tree!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/25/201644 minutes
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PREMIUM MEMBER CONTENT - Harland live STAND UP comedy and interview.

Harland does some BLUE material and then has a sit down with some friends to discuss the material. Enjoy, PREMIUM Members!! Thank you for signing up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/23/201615 minutes, 55 seconds
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760 - QUEEN ELIZABETH calls in on her birthday. Crazy news stories!

Queen Elizabeth turns 90 today and calls the show to celebrate. Crazy news story, and Harland's PISSED OFF segment. Off scoff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/21/201634 minutes, 34 seconds
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759 - GHOST STORY on the road. Spring rain! Animal fear.

Harland plays a haunted theater and gets shown a ghost. The sounds of spring rain. Harland reads from his new comedy book. Why do animals fear us? Fear the rear!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/18/201638 minutes, 20 seconds
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758 - ZIKA VIRUS madness. CRAZY goat story. MOVIE talk.

Harland talks about behind the scene movie stuff. Crazy goat story. The ZIKA virus is here, watch out. Out n a B-out!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/14/201635 minutes, 14 seconds
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757 - Dr. Debbie Thymer talks cancer. CELEBRITY RACES TRUMP VS CLINTON

LIFE COACH Dr. Debbie Thymer takes calls today to try and help people with their problems. CELEBRITY RACES with all the presidential candidates running down the track. Stack it back!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/11/201637 minutes, 54 seconds
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756 - TEXT stalkers. Listener MAIL BAG. CRAZY story!

Have you ever been TEXT stalked? Letters from our listeners. A crazy farm animal story. And, Harland gets pissed off. Scoff scoff! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/7/201639 minutes, 35 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - Gun talk comedy!

Harland has an improv conversation with a "gun guy" at one of his stand up shows. Short yet interesting clip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/5/201610 minutes, 59 seconds
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755 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY visits the show. Harland goes PEE!

After an emotional call from a Pavement Pounder, Campfire Timmy comes to the show and sings. Harland has a strange and twisted story about his pee. Holy she hee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/4/201643 minutes, 50 seconds
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754 - DONALD TRUMP interview on the Parsley Papers. Crazy news!

Charles Parsley interviews DONALD TRUMP on the Parsley Papers. A crazzzzy news story. Having some alone time isn't easy. Easy there Weezy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/31/201646 minutes, 13 seconds
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LET'S HAVE A FIGHT 7 - Adam Ray vs Brad Williams

Comedians Adam Ray and Brad Williams go toe to toe in a 3 round fight with topics like animal abuse, dating, and beating kids. Become a PREMIUM MEMBER today and listen to the fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/30/201643 minutes, 21 seconds
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753 - Corporal TOM DOWDY on waterboarding and torture.

Today we get a call from Corporal TOM DOWDY on waterboarding and torture. Also, DRONES, do we need them? And a sneak preview of the next LET'S HAVE A FIGHT podcast. Fight till it's right!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/28/201647 minutes, 57 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland LIVE stand up. Cancer benefit.

Harland does live stand up for a wonderful cancer benefit and ends up doing crowd work for 90% of his show. What a great crowd and a great cause. Enjoy Premium Members. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/26/201627 minutes, 9 seconds
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752 - SENIOR FUENTES drops by. CRAZY news story.

Harland's gardener, Senior Fuentes drops by the studio for a chat. A crazy reptilian news story. The things you lose when you get old. Oldy moldy!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/24/201640 minutes, 11 seconds
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751 - SPECIAL GUESTS - comedians Adam Ray & Brad Williams

Harland talks and laughs with comedians Adam Ray and Brad Williams. Breasts, dating, animals, and moles, are all covered on today's show! Blow by blow show!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/21/201643 minutes, 30 seconds
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750 - Leprechuan KRINKY McKRINCKLES is on the show! Harland get's Pissed Off!

Happy St.Pat's! Krinky McKrinckles the leprechuan appears on the show today. New segment called PISSED OFF! Hilary's cankles. THankles!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/17/201634 minutes, 11 seconds
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749 - BUTT dialing! Being on full terrorist alert! Harland does stand up.

Harland has a moment of being on full terrorist alert. Have you ever been butt dialed? Harland does a strange stand up comedy set. Set? You bet!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/14/201649 minutes, 15 seconds
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LET'S HAVE A FIGHT 6 - TOM GREEN vs ORNY ADAMS - PREMIUM CONTENT

Tom Green and comedian Orny Adams go toe to toe in a great 3 round verbal fight with Harland as the moderator. Sit back and enjoy all the FIGHT action!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/12/201639 minutes, 59 seconds
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747 (posted out of order) Snake eats Bear! Fighting stress!

Sorry gang, 747 and 748 got mixed up in the order so this is actually the real 748 as 747 was listed as 748 (huh?) Anyhoo, today we take listener phone calls. A snake eats a bear, Daff Daffny calls in and talks about reducing stress. And a preview for LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST WITH TOM GREEN VS ORNY ADAMS!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/10/201642 minutes, 25 seconds
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748 - Banning MUSLIMS from USA is discussed. Dolphin abuse.

Mr. Fazzistad calls in to complain about the banning of Muslims to USA. Selfies take the life of an innocent sea creature. Harland makes a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Mentos, the freshmaker!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/7/201646 minutes, 13 seconds
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746 - MARIE OSMOND is HOT! Crazzzy news story!

How HOT is Marie Osmond getting? WOW! Harland talks about movie sequels. A story about a guy who missed a few days of work. Smirk at work!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/3/201649 minutes, 27 seconds
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PREMIUM MEMBERS - ADAM CAROLLA - LET'S HAVE A FIGHT #5

Yes indeed, today Harland and Podcaster, funnyman Adam Carolla go head to head in a three round smackdown!!!! Enjoy the fight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/1/201637 minutes, 33 seconds
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745 - UNCLE HARRY calls the show. Bratty actress's!

Today Aunt Ruthie's husband, Uncle Harry talks to Harland on the phone. Bratty actress's. And DANGEROUS exercising. Sing ling a ding! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/29/201637 minutes, 53 seconds
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744 - ADAM CAROLLA fight! Sushi and chess!

Have you ever been in the looney bin?? A fight with Adam Carolla. Sushi chess. Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/25/201638 minutes, 9 seconds
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743 - BERNIE SANDERS calls the show. Horny insects. DONALD TRUMP.

Presidential candidate BERNIE SANDERS calls in to discuss his campaign. A very sexually charged insect story. A Pavement Pounder asks Harland about TRUMP. Frump a whump!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/22/201654 minutes, 6 seconds
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PREMIUM MEMBER - STAND UP COMEDY FROM HARLAND

Harland works on new material and interacts with the crowd, LIVE at the Hollywood Improv! ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/20/201623 minutes, 56 seconds
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742 - SPECIAL GUEST - ADAM CAROLLA on today's podcast.

Yes, ADAM CAROLLA is Harland's special guest today on the Harland Highway Podcast. Listen now for FREE!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/18/201638 minutes, 54 seconds
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741 - How am I Driving? Harland goes on nature trek!

Ever get behind a 'How am I Driving' bumper sticker? Harland did and gave them a call. A man stuffs fish in his pants. Let's go on a nature walk with Harland. Nature bracher!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/15/201633 minutes, 1 second
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740 - VALENTINE SHOW - Elvis love songs. Dr. Debbie Thymer love advice.

It's the VALENTINE podcast with Elvis love songs, Dr. Debbie Thymer with relationship advice, and talk about LOVE. Thump Thump Bump!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/11/201633 minutes, 44 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST WITH TOM GREEN

Great fight today with Harland and funnyman Tom Green going head to head! Who's gonna win? Lots of great, funny battles. Enjoy LET'S HAVE A FIGHT #4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/10/201641 minutes, 10 seconds
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739 - DRUG ADDICT wild animals. Harland reads a POEM.

A startling story about a bunch of drug addicted critters. Harland talks about a crazy road trip and reads a POEM about it. Poem shalom!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/8/201636 minutes, 34 seconds
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738 - Madness at a WAFFLE HOUSE. Tom Green fight. Harland's pets.

Today a story about nudeness at a Waffle House! Harland and Tom Green have a fight. Strange stories with strange endings. And Harland remembers his pets. Schvetz da petz!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/4/201641 minutes, 34 seconds
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737 - Harland goes to GROUNDHOG DAY! Update on DONALD TRUMP!

Harland is forced to go to GROUNDHOG DAY by his boss MR. FEATHERSTONE. Donald Trump update as the election gets deeper. Jeeper creeper!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/1/201645 minutes, 5 seconds
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Harland does stand up at BERNIE SANDERS rally.

This was kind of a fluke stand up set where I was invited to a Bernie Sanders rally by a friend and he unexpectedly asked me to get on stage. I had to make up a routine on the fly. Yikes! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/29/201617 minutes, 47 seconds
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736 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in and ruins a BOWIE tribute.

A wonderful tribute tot he life and times of David Bowie. Harland sings one of Bowie's number 1 hits to a packed house. George Michael from WHAM calls in and tries to ruin it all. All, all, ya'll!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/28/201638 minutes, 18 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland live STAND UP - SET LIST SHOW

Hey Premium Members. Hear Harland do a 100% improvised stand up set on a show called SET LIST where the topics are given to him live on stage with no prior knowledge of them. Fun! Recorded live at the Melrose Improv! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/26/201622 minutes, 30 seconds
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735 - Interview with Mexican druglord El Choppo. A new eara for cartoons.

Captured drug lord, El Choppo, calls from a Mexican prison. Pen mystery solved. A new crop of modern cartoon characters is born. Born in corn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/25/201638 minutes, 3 seconds
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734 - Harland gets an angry phone call. No BLACKS at the Oscars again?

One of the Pavement Pounders is upset with Harland and leaves the Podcast in a most unusual way. Professor Rutherford Grimes with his analysis of another Oscar shut out for African Americans. Fast food chain that loses sight of what fast food is. Food is rude!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/21/201649 minutes, 44 seconds
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733 - Corporal Tom Dowdy comments on North Korea. Aunt Ruthy clip.

Corporal Tom Dowdy, war veteran, comments on North Korea's nuclear activities. Harland gets sexually molested. Aunt Ruthy reads Curious George to Harland. Gorge by George!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/18/201640 minutes, 41 seconds
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732 - Interview with KIM JUNG UNG from North Korea. The issue of DEATH.

Kim Jung Ung calls the show to discuss his recent nuclear testing. What is the deal with DEATH? The Question of the day. Say say hey hey!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/14/201635 minutes, 37 seconds
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AUNT RUTHY reads Curious George to Harland

Hey Premium Members, hope you enjoy this special moment where Aunt Ruthie reads the classic children's book, Curious George, to Harland. Enjoy! And thanks for being PREMIUM!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/13/201615 minutes, 36 seconds
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731 - Rabbi Pappenhiem returns. A visit to Acestory.com

Harland gets a call from the outspoken Rabbi Pappenhiem. A Pavment Pounder cries on the show. And Harland goes to Ancestory.com to trace his roots. No trace of a face!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/11/201642 minutes, 16 seconds
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730 - DR. ASCOT RETURNS. Islamic Fatwa for the good of man.

Dr. Ascot check in with Harland to make sure he is mentally fit to do his podcast in 2016. An Islamic Fatwa that serves mankind. Harland gives a tutorial in crazy voices. And 2016 ENERGY. Burn in a yern!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/7/201651 minutes, 14 seconds
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729 - YODA calls the show to discuss why he's not in NEW Star Wars movie.

YODA calls the show to discuss why he's not in NEW Star Wars movie. Clearing customs at the airport. Happy New Year thoughts from Harland. Hear your rear!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/4/201633 minutes, 58 seconds
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728 - NEW YEARS SHOW - Countdown to 2016

It's our NEW YEARS show. Harland makes 2016 predictions and he is forced to attend the midnight countdown at the request of his boss Mr. Featherstone. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL. HAVE A WONDERFUL AND PROSPEROUS 2016 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/31/201543 minutes, 48 seconds
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PREMIUM MEMBERS - NEW YEARS STAND UP

Just a couple of quick jokes premium members, to help you exit/enter the new year with a laugh! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/29/20156 minutes, 45 seconds
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727 - Your CELL PHONE can kill you! Listener MAIL BAG.

Today harland reads letters from his listeners. Death by cell phone. Xmas gifts. And, the most unsexy part of the human body. Shoddy eh Toddy??!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/28/201536 minutes, 35 seconds
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726 - WALLY the Xmas Elf. And an Xmas message from Queen Elizabeth

Wally the Elf responds to children's phone calls. Picking out presents. A song by the McKenzie Brothers. And a Christmas message from Queen Elizabeth the 2nd. Queen steam!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/24/201542 minutes, 31 seconds
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725 - Rabbi Pappenheim with more Happy Chewbacca. Crazy mas songs.

The Rabbi calls in to smooth over the last confrontational call we had. Some crazy Xmas carols, and last second shopping. Hopping while shopping!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/21/201535 minutes, 6 seconds
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Special PREMIUM Xmas podcast with BARENAKED LADIES member!

Harland's cousin Kevin Hearn from the band BARENAKED LADIES joins Harland for a family Christmas podcast. Singing and joking abound. Special just for Premium Members. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/19/201528 minutes, 16 seconds
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724 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in with Harland's Xmas present

Drunk George Michael calls in with a dirty Xmas present for Harland. More songs from Rudy Carsoni. And a sneek peek at a Premium Member Xmas chat with BARENAKED LADIES band member, Kevin Hearn. Chat with a fat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/17/201537 minutes, 18 seconds
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723 - The EASTER BUNNY calls in to complain about Santa. Picking up the Xmas tree.

The disgruntled Easter Bunny calls in to talk about the holidays. Harland picks up his Xmas tree. Cleaning up the loose ends before the year runs out. Loose goose abuse!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/14/201540 minutes, 5 seconds
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722 - AUNT RUTHIE gets her picture with Santa. Question of the day.

Aunt Ruthie goes to the mall to get her picture taken with Santa. The Question of the Day involving meat. A helpful Pavement Pounder gets dirty, and strange Xmas carol lyrics. Carol in my Merril Lynch!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/10/201533 minutes, 48 seconds
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721 - A Rabbi calls the show to talk CHANUKAH. Xmas songs.

A Rabbi calls the show to talk about Jewish holidays. A favorite Xmas song is played on today's show. Xmas lights and driving miracles. Light my Lite Brite!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/7/201538 minutes, 21 seconds
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720 - The bastardizing of AlahAlahackbar. Call ins and artists.

Today Mr. Fazziztad calls in from the Middle East to discuss the term AlahAlahackbar. A Pavement Pounder calls in and we talk about art. It's smart to fart!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/3/201537 minutes, 18 seconds
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LET'S HAVE A FIGHT #3 - PREMIUM CONTENT

Hey Premium members here it is, Let's Have a Fight Podcast #3 - spoiler alert this one features outrageous adult entertainment personality Sam Philips, she has quite the potty mouth but is great at fighting. So if you're sensitive to swearing and sexual content plug your ears of just walk on by! It's a great fight both heated and hilarious! Who's gonna win? Join the premium club for only $20 a year and find out! Enjoy the fight all you Premium Members! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/1/201544 minutes, 21 seconds
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719 - WALLY THE XMAS ELF is on the show. Let's have a fight #3 teaser clip.

Wally the Christmas elf talks on the phone with us today. Sneak clip of Let's Have a Fight 3 Podcast. Getting to the finish line, and more 7-11 stories. I'm fine, let's dine!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/30/201532 minutes, 29 seconds
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718 - Harland joins TINDER. Question of the day madness.

Harland finally joins Tinder, wait until you hear how it happened. Also, the question of the day may help you not break your wrist, and I think Jerry Seinfeld might have called in. Wrist I'm pissed!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/26/201542 minutes, 39 seconds
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717 - THE THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE and other juicy Thanksgiving topics

Don't miss John & John as they call out the 79th Harland Highway Thanksgiving Parade. Lots of colorful floats and bands, one of the most festive shows of the year. It's all about Thanksgiving on today's wonderful show. Gobble a bobblehead!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/23/201546 minutes, 25 seconds
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PREMIUM MEMBER - STAND UP COMEDY

Hear Harland working out some new WALKING DEAD zombie material live on stage at the Hollywood Improv! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/21/201513 minutes, 51 seconds
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716 - CINNAMON BOY returns. Dangerous cat in your house!

It's a pre-Christmas visit from Cinnamon Boy, yuck! Are there wildcats living in your house? The end of Bean Pickle. The tortured screams of hell. Smell my hell!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/19/201537 minutes, 32 seconds
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715 - SEX SHOP prank call. 1st taste of XMAS. What makes you sad?

Harland pranks a sex shop, talks about Christmas, driving, bean pickles, and sadness. Fun on the run!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/16/201540 minutes, 26 seconds
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PREMIUM CONTENT - LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST #2

This fight is with two hilarious comedians from the GROUNDLINGS THEATER in Los Angeles.Brian Pelermo and Jordan Black. It's hot, it's heated, and it's funnnnnnyyy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/14/201544 minutes, 6 seconds
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714 - Black Lives Matter conversation. 7-11 and underwear leg stories.

Professor Rutherford Grimes from Berkley discusses the Black Lives Matter movement. Calls from Pavement Pounders about 7-11 and underwear leg. Harland and Roger get in a little tiff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/12/201543 minutes, 15 seconds
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713 - KILLER CATS! Party store prank. Question of the day.

Can cats have murder on their minds, uh oh? The Question of the day. More underwear leg stories. A prank call to a party store. And do rock videos go too far with the sex stuff? Sex my Mex!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/9/201545 minutes, 2 seconds
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PREMIUM STAND UP SHOW

Premium Members join Harland for a live stand up performance at the world famous Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/7/201530 minutes, 5 seconds
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712 - Samuel E. Quoke Fall romance letter. Prank calls to gun stores. Let's have a fight 2.

Samuel E. Quoke shows up with his romantic musings about the Fall season. Harland calls a gun store. Sample clip from LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST #2. A caller leaves Harland with a mystery on his hands. Stand on a bandstand with your hands!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/5/201534 minutes, 22 seconds
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711 - Let's celebrate 7-11, stories from everyones favorite convenience store. Loud hotels

It's the 711th episode so today we talk about 7-11 convenience stores and how they played a role in our lives. Halloween stories. More Underwear Leg feedback. And what does one do if one stays in a LOUD ass hotel? Motel sicks!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/2/201544 minutes, 38 seconds
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710 - Senior Fuentes Halloween visit. The NEST. Underwear leg.

Senior Fuentes, Harland's gardener, stops by for an unwanted visit. Installing the NEST in your home. More underwear leg revelations. Halloween candy fav's. Pumpkin my lumpkin! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/30/201534 minutes, 13 seconds
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709 - The HALLOWEEN SHOW - Freddy Kruger, Michael Jackson, and more!

It's the scaaarrryyyy Halloween episode with a live interview with superstar fear king, Freddy Kruger. Michael Jackson drops by to scare us too! Also, scary underpants stories and a woman who smells dead people, arooouwwwwww HAPPY HALLOWEEN JELLY BEAN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/26/201540 minutes, 49 seconds
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708 - The POLICE and their music. Flu voice. You are your car.

Today we look at the catchy music of the POLICE. What's in your car? Do you have flu voice? And here comes El Ninyo!!! Flu on your shoe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/22/201533 minutes, 21 seconds
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707 - SPECIAL 'ALL NEW' PODCAST - Sneak peek!

It's Harland's brand NEW podcast 'LET'S HAVE A FIGHT' Created for the Harland Highway App Premium Members. Today you get a free sampling of the podcast to see if you think it's worth subscribing to the Premium Membership, only $20 for a FULL YEAR! Hope you enjoy the 'LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST!' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/19/201558 minutes, 16 seconds
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706 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in. Dangerous vegetarians. Phone talk.

Aunt Ruthie calls the show and leaves a long message for Harland. What happened to phone calls? Harland unveils his new podcast. And Vegetarians are in trouble. Pod a wad!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/15/201534 minutes, 19 seconds
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705 - Strange adventures in the middle of the night. Tipping wars.

Harland finds himself wandering the city streets late at night and runs into a desperate person in need. Calls from listeners and tipping wars. Tip me a chip!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/12/201541 minutes, 37 seconds
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704 - SPECIAL GUEST - VANESSA RAGLAND

Actress, improv master, and all round wonderful gal joins Harland on the show today to talk about dating, the end of the world, rabies, and the TOO SOON game. Soon we spoon!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/8/201546 minutes, 37 seconds
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703 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM. Orgasm talk. 80's music.

George Michael calls the show to discuss the 80's. Harland goes to an 80's rock concert in Vegas. Stupid dance moves. Uncomfortable orgasms. 80 a Brady!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/5/201536 minutes, 58 seconds
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702- The Parsley Papers interviews DONALD TRUMP. Fun with farts.

Charles Parsley is back with the Parsley Papers where he interviews Donald Trump. Abuse on sea creatures. How to act like a nine year old in a public restroom. Nine to grind!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/1/201532 minutes, 23 seconds
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701 - A visit with Harland's boss MR. FEATHERSTONE. The Pope, and Salty food.

Harland gets called to see his boss MR. FEATHERSTONE. A talk about some delicious yet nasty food. More news on the NEW APP, and thoughts about the Pope's visit to the USA. Pope uses Scope!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/28/201548 minutes, 6 seconds
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700 -CHARLIE LEE drops by with his daughter. Huge Highway announcement!

Harland makes a huge announcement for all the Pavement Pounders. We discuss fortunes and destiny. And, Charlie Lee drops by with his daughter Kimmy Lee and she sings a horrible song. Cookie a wookie!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/24/201544 minutes, 21 seconds
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699 - Dog stories. The human spirit,

Today, some moving stories about dogs. A talk about the human spirit. Woof a hoof!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/21/201544 minutes, 9 seconds
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698 - Dr. Ascot returns. Monsters in the house. Bernie Saunders secret identity

Harland finds a dangerous monster in his house. Presidential canidate Bernie Saunders has a secret identity. What has happened to freedom of speech? Dr. Ascot drops by for a session with Harland. Ascot pisspot!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/17/201548 minutes, 36 seconds
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697 - Harland survives BURNING MAN. A present from Daddy.

Harland recounts his BURNING MAN Festival experience. Harland's father leaves an annoying gift. Burn your urn!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/14/201533 minutes, 49 seconds
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FLASHBACK 43 - FINAL FLASHBACK SHOW

Harland is back from Summer vacay and freshshows start on Monday. Please enjoy this final Flashback episode until then!! HOOOOONK!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/10/201538 minutes, 18 seconds
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FLASHBACK - 42

Hey Pounders, I've gone to Burning Man. Back soon with new eps and lots of Burning Man stories (I hope)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/7/201533 minutes, 53 seconds
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FLASHBACK - 41

Hey Pounders, I've gone to Burning Man. Back soon with new eps and lots of Burning Man stories (I hope)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/3/201536 minutes, 58 seconds
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FLASHBACK #40

Hey Pounders, I've gone to Burning Man. Back soon with new eps and lots of Burning Man stories (I hope)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/31/201530 minutes, 5 seconds
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FLASHBACK 39 - Harland is on summer vacation again

Hey Pounders, I've gone to Burning Man. Back soon with new eps and lots of Burning Man stories (I hope)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/27/201531 minutes, 1 second
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696 - BATS attack Harland, Phone calls, languages, and TRUMP

Harland gets batted around by bats! Phone calls from listeners. TRUMP follow up! Wumpum trumpem!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/24/201529 minutes, 56 seconds
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695 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY, BBQ Eddy, Sea cows.

BBQ Eddy is back and so is Campfire Timmy. Harland swims with sea creatures, and the Question of the Day! Cow wow wow!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/20/201541 minutes, 40 seconds
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694 - Let's talk about TRUMP baby!!!

On this show I offer up my thoughts and observations about Donald Trump and the American political system. Bump in the Trump!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/17/201548 minutes, 18 seconds
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693- CHIN HO from Hawaii 5-0. Crazy fish and languages

Chin Ho from Hawaii 5-0 drops by to share crime stories. Crazy fish species and crazy languages. A fight with some of the Pavement Pounders. Wish on a fish!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/13/201534 minutes, 5 seconds
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692 - Commander TOM DOWDY calls in over the Iran nuclear deal.

Commander TOM DOWDY calls in over the Iran nuclear deal. Road raging speed demons. And one lucky, lucky guy. Rage on the page!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/10/201540 minutes, 35 seconds
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691 - Comedian Cort McCown. Strange things at home.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/6/201551 minutes, 52 seconds
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690 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in. Drones and pig shit!

Aunt Ruthie tries GPS for the first time. A father and son die in the most horrible manner, the drones are coming the drones are coming! Drone a sno-cone!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/3/201534 minutes, 51 seconds
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FLASHBACK # 38 - Harland is finishing up his vacation.

Still on Vacay gang - NEW shows in Aug! Enjoy the oldy goldy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/30/201531 minutes, 25 seconds
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FLASHBACK #37 - Harland is on vacation

Still on vacay - new episodes starting in Aug! Sweeeet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/27/201532 minutes, 57 seconds
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FLASHBACK # 36 - Harland is on vacation.

More classic monkey business while harland is on va-cay!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/23/201530 minutes, 13 seconds
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FLASHBACK - SHOW #35 - Harland is on summer vacation.

More flashback gold while Harland is on his summer vacation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/20/201533 minutes, 39 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 34 - OLDY BUT GOLDY!!!

In keeping up with our flashback shows we inch closer to number 42. Enjoy the GOLD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/16/201528 minutes, 47 seconds
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689 - COWBOY CHICKEN. Kids in love with their cell phones.

Cowboy Chicken calls the show to talk about eggs. Harland spends time around some kids who are obsessed with their cell phones. Calls from the Pavement Pounders. Cell a smell!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/13/201539 minutes, 38 seconds
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688 - The art of pulling a HISSY FIT. Listener MAIL BAG!

On this show we discuss the throwing of a hissy fit. Also, letters from our listeners in the Harland Highway mail bag. Hissy, lil' Missy??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/9/201542 minutes, 4 seconds
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687 - A Pavement Pounder reaches out for advice.

In this uniqe episode Harland tries to give sound advice to a Pavement Pounder who asked for it. Shrink with a wink!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/6/201536 minutes
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686 - Gay Marriage legalized, confusing meals.

A discussion about the legalization of gay marriage and what's next. When should you eat dinner? Pavement pounder praise. Gay I say!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/2/201537 minutes, 29 seconds
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685 - California drought. The advancement of ISIS. Crazy news!

Govenor Jerry Brown calls in to discuss California's terrible drought. The rise of ISIS and how it affects us. Crazy news story at the airport. Luggage my muggage!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/29/201543 minutes, 12 seconds
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684 - SUMMER SWIMMING SAFETY. Harland learns to fly.

An expert on drowning prevention for children joins the show. Harland literally learns to fly. The media weighs in on the need for human information to be consolidated. Cram my SPAM!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/25/201541 minutes, 16 seconds
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683 - SAMUEL E. QUOKE summer romance letter. Strange boogers.

Samuel E. Quoke stops by to read one of his romantic summer letters. A man finds a suprise up his nose. And why are you wet in bed? Wet bed head!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/23/201537 minutes, 54 seconds
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682 - Crazy MOOSE story. BBQ Eddy. Mr. Computer Chip Guy.

BBQ Eddy returns looking for some Q action, The debate continues over human chip implants, Wall Mart truckers scaring Harland, and a crazy MOOSE story. Chip that dip Flip!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/18/201533 minutes, 36 seconds
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681 - Harland has a NEW girlfriend. BBQ Eddy, Angry listener.

Hey gang, we had a tech glitch and we missed last Thursday's show. So here it is, sorry for the delay. Ignoore the outdated announcments at the end. On today's show, Harland talks about his new hot girlfriend. BBQ Eddy returns, and an angry Pavement Pounder vows to abandon the podcst forever. Flee like a bee!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/15/201546 minutes, 13 seconds
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680 - BBQ EDDY RETURNS. Harland does Jury duty. Baby abduction.

Harland does his very first jury duty, yikes. BBQ Eddy returns looking for some grill friends. Wait till you hear this baby abduction story, horrible! Baby with a rabie!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/8/201538 minutes, 45 seconds
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679 - Dating advice from Harland. Driving with your arm out the window.

A desperate Pavement Pounder calls Harland for dating advice. Driving with your arm out the window, stop it! A new form of social media emerges, we discuss. Arm in a barn!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/4/201532 minutes, 42 seconds
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678 - Preparing for the END OF THE WORLD. Harland does LIVE stand up.

Today we talk about a disaster hitting the planet. Are you prepared the way Harland is? Also, some big laughs as Harland plays one of his short stand up sets from the Improv. Bomb a bomb!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/1/201548 minutes, 27 seconds
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677 - The LOCH NESS monster finally captured! Exclusive scoop and interview.

The elusive Loch Ness Monster has finally been caught. The Harland Highway scoops very first interview with the team that caught him. Also more feedback on the Schlitzy haircut. And, do you suffer from fruit and vegetable guilt, we discuss. Peel my wheel!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/28/201536 minutes, 26 seconds
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676 - The demise of MAD MAX and how women are taking over film. Sally Strutheres calls in as well.

Are women becoming too dominant in film? Are they ruining it for men? Also, Sally Struthers calls in from her Institue for Women to discuss manners. Maxy my waxy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/25/201552 minutes, 46 seconds
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675 - AUNT RUTHIE returns. Let's talk about love!

Aunt Ruthie calls in and tells us about a mishap at the mall food court. Are Social Security cards a thing of the past? And let's all remember to LOVE! Court my tort!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/21/201542 minutes, 54 seconds
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674 - Harland bids farwell to DAVID LETTERMAN. Also, a session with Dr. Ascot.

Harland reflects on his time spent with David Letterman as well as David's legacy. Dr. Ascot drops in and has a painful treatment for Harland's stress levels. Sressy wessy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/18/201554 minutes, 51 seconds
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673 - Special guest TOM GREEN is on the show talking about life, death, love and other stuff!

Special guest TOM GREEN is on the show talking about life, death, love and other stuff! It's a late night hang out with the funnyman himself. Lot's of fun stuff. Green Machine!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/14/20151 hour, 12 minutes, 54 seconds
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672 - An INVENTOR of a new baby care device calls the show. Animal enemies!

When animal friends turn into enemies. An INVENTOR calls in with an incredible new device to revolutionize baby care. More home remedies. Cure my fishing lure!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/11/201539 minutes, 56 seconds
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671 - BRUCE JENNER interview. Crazzzy news story involving fish!

Harland has an EXCLUSIVE interview with gender jumper Bruce Jenner. Also, a horrible fish plant accident. Irony, has it happened to you? And, do Americans hate Canadian music?? Sing a chicken wing!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/7/201548 minutes, 45 seconds
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670 - A NEW horrible TREND that MUST be Stopped!! Neil Young.

Harland is upset over a new Hollywood trend that is emerging. Update on the Tesla car, and some music from Neil Young. Fung Ho Take out!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/4/201540 minutes, 41 seconds
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669 - President of an anti-fat organization wants obese people off planes.

The President of CAFF, Citizens Against Fat Flyers, has devised methods to keep overweight people off planes. Plus, Harland gives relationship advise to a Pavement Pounder. Marry a guy named Larry!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/30/201542 minutes, 16 seconds
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668 - The return of Dr. ASCOT, yikes!! Question of the day.

Dr. Ascot returns to help Harland cope with his stress levels. The question of the day is a salty affair. We examine natural remedies for all that ails you. Asprin my napkin!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/27/201540 minutes, 41 seconds
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667 - What color is your CAR? Harland reviews a movie.

Does the color of your car define you? Harland reviews a movie. Calls from Pavement Pounders. Bend to mend!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/23/201544 minutes, 6 seconds
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666 - Its PODCAST 666 and Harland goes to HELL!!!!

On this show, episode 666,  Harland goes to hell to chat with Lucifer himself. Also we discuss good and evil and learn about Revelations!! Sear my soul food!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/20/201545 minutes, 11 seconds
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665 - Apple CEO Tim Cook calls in to discuss new Apple Watch. Head transplants.

TIM COOK, the CEO of Apple Inc. calls the show to tell us about the wonders of the new Apple Watch. Someone wants a their head surgically transplanted. A Pavement Pounder becomes a Hardy Boy. Guess my mess!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/16/201544 minutes, 26 seconds
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664 - LIFE COACH DR. DEBBIE THYMER. Iran nuke deal, crazy pets.

Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer takes a call from a girl who was expelled from school. Do you ever have strange things laying at your front door? The insanity of the Iran nuke talks with the USA. Someone was attacked by an unusual pet. Whack a stack!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/13/201545 minutes, 50 seconds
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663 - A visti to CHARLIE LEE'S Moonglow buffet. Lying confessions.

Harland takes a visit to Charlie Lee's Chinese buffet where Charlie Lee wants a new iWatch. More secrets and lies from Hilary Clinton. The abuse of yellow lights. Glide and ride!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/9/201539 minutes, 47 seconds
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662 - Dangers of morning Facebook. Conference call HELL!!

Can looking at Facebook too early in the day cause depression. Conference calls can be hell. When do allergies start and stop? Wheeze some cheese!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/6/201532 minutes, 35 seconds
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661 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls the show. Too many SELFIES!

George Michael calls in with news about donating money to our vets. Is it time to stop taking selfies? Are charity commercials going too far?? Chair at a fair!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/2/201538 minutes, 36 seconds
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660 - Actress JENNIFER GARNER calls the show. Remembering Mr. Spock.

Gorgeous actress Jennifer Garner calls into the show. A very unusal Mr. Spock tribute. And, lets stop exploting the weak. Spock a tic toc clock!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/30/201540 minutes, 47 seconds
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659 - Overcoming the burka. Harland gets a TESLA car.

A Middle Eastern man calls in to discuss ways in which North Americans can get used to seeing people wearing burka's. Harland gets his new Tesla car. Electric my selectric!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/26/201548 minutes, 48 seconds
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658 - President BILL CLINTON calls the show. Diving for sunken ships.

Are we a culture of liars? Former President Bill Clinton calls in to discuss. Also, harland goes on an incredible diving adventure under the sea. Crunchy a munchy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/23/201538 minutes, 52 seconds
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657 - Interview with Ford Austin, filmaker,producer, survivor!

Today's extra long show is an interview with a filmaker friend who discusses his career and his near death experiences after a horrific car crash. Seed the speed!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/19/20151 hour, 2 minutes, 37 seconds
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656 - KRINKY McKRINGLES celebrates St. Patty's Day. Insane Applebee's lawsuit.

Today we celebrate St. Patty's Day with Irish leprechaun Krinky McKringles, uggg. Also, a sizzling hot lawsuit at Applebee's. And Harland does some manual labor. Dig my wig!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/16/201536 minutes, 26 seconds
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655 - Bradley Cooper Elephant Man play objections. Harland's supernatural night

A group of people who suffer from elephantitis are protesting Bradley Coopers new Broadway play, The Elephant Man. Letters from the Pavement Pounders. And, Harland has a most supernatural night!!  Boo a'la hoo!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/12/201544 minutes, 32 seconds
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654 - Harland on SPACE GHOST. What's so good about mornings?

Harland is a guest on Space Ghost, Coast to Coast. Are mornings really "Good"?. A meaty car accident occurs. Harland plays an obscure Canadian radio hit. Boo ha ha hooooo!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/9/201538 minutes, 12 seconds
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653 - SEX in a man jail. Harland disrupts a romantic relationship.

Today we talk to an expert about having sex in a men's jail. Also, Harland disrupts a man and a woman's relationship at a gym. Positive feedback from a Pavement Pounder. Gym gym salabim!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/5/201542 minutes, 19 seconds
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652 - Harland goes to Busch Gardens. KFC has done it again!!

Harland goes on an amazing trip through Busch Gardens, WOW! Also, KFC has created a NEW food product, wait till you hear! Crunch your brunch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/2/201535 minutes, 55 seconds
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651 - Dangerous BOOBS, Pizza, and callers!

How a womans boobs can get you dead. How the wrong pizza can get you dead, and some whacky calls from the Pavement Pounders!! Harp a carp! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/26/201534 minutes, 23 seconds
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650 - Harland goes to the Oscars. Giant nipples and giant monsters

Harland reports live from the Oscars. Have you ever seen a giant nipple? Why do they kill movie monsters so fast?? Staba blab! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/23/201534 minutes, 47 seconds
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649 - George Michael from WHAM calls in. Harland gets a new car.

Harland finally decides on a NEW car. George Michael calls in and is having a Super Bowl party. Pavement Pounders answer Question of the day. Super looper!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/19/201533 minutes, 55 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW 33 - classic highway gold!!

As we try to catch up to the first 42 episodes that were somehow missing from the archives we play another classic podcast. Please enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/16/201529 minutes, 41 seconds
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648 - the Harland Highway LIVE in San Fran - part 2

This is the 2nd half of Harland's historic LIVE podcast at Sketchfest in San Fran. In this portion Mr. Featherstone appears, we discuss AIDS, and some fancy singing and heckling take place. Fraids of Aids!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/12/20151 hour, 44 seconds
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647 - Attack of the Baby's. Is Harland ripping off another radio personality??

Do babies and household pets mix? Sometimes they don't. Is Harland the same as radio personality Phil Hendrie? Let's discuss. Philler Diller!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/9/201531 minutes, 5 seconds
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646 - HARLAND HIGHWAY LIVE in San Fran - PART 1

For the first time ever Harland records his podcast in front of a live crowd in San Fran. In this half of the show some sexy swingers take over the podcast. Swing my ring!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/5/201546 minutes, 16 seconds
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645 - SUPERBOWL MADNESS. Scary things in the yard!

Harland talks superbowl and the commercials. Intimidating objects in the backyard. Update on LIVE podcast from San Fran. Treat meat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/2/201535 minutes, 58 seconds
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644 - Are you a GAS freak? Making choices.

Letters from Pavement Pounders. Question of the day. And, making choices in life! Pull your pill!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/29/201533 minutes, 31 seconds
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643 - African Americans snubbed at the Oscars. HArland plays guitar, NOT!

Harland talks to a proffessor from Berkley about the lack of African Americans being represented at this years Oscars. Harland tried to play guitar. Press my mess!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/26/201535 minutes, 37 seconds
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642 - AMERICAN IDOL auditions. Living without food. State of the Union address.

Today we are listening to American Idol auditions LIVE in studio. Comments about the President's State of the Union Address. Do you eat enough? Sun in my bun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/22/201544 minutes, 18 seconds
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641 - Major TOM DOWDY calls in to discuss the military. The question of the day.

The Question of the day involves good old hard cash. Also, Major Tom Dowdy calls in to discuss crying on the batttlefield and POW torture. Swamp my clomp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/19/201538 minutes, 57 seconds
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640 - Harland test drives a Tesla car. Crazzzzyyy news stories

Harland is amazed wafter taking an electric Tesla car for a test drive. Also, a man that is part car??? Shift into a drift!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/15/201540 minutes, 29 seconds
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639 - The USA needs to toughen up. Dating with farmers.

We discuss the shootings in Paris and the pros and cons of being a tougher country. Also, what's the deal with farmers and their dating habits? We find out today. Crop my dustmop!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/12/201539 minutes, 5 seconds
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638 - Harland is a LOSER. Lizard beatings, and MICHAEL JACKSON stops by.

The year just started and already Harland is a LOSER. Taking a reptile beating. Phone calls from the Pounders. And, Michael Jackson stops by and it's nothing short of special. Skunk a lunk!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/8/201543 minutes, 30 seconds
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637 - Poetry read, new technology, and 2015

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1/5/201535 minutes, 5 seconds
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636 - NEW YEARS EVE 2nd ANNUAL GUY DROP!

On this show we celebrate the bringing in of the new year 2015. We make new years predictions, remeber the year that just passed, and attend the 2015 annual GUY DROP with Mr. Featherstone. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/1/201542 minutes, 13 seconds
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635 - CRYING & LAUGHING let's discuss

Today we talk about people who exploit crying and people who sound great laughing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/29/201431 minutes, 53 seconds
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634 - CHRISTMAS EPISODE - Samuel E. Quoke, singing animals.

In today show we enjoy Christmas with  Samuel E. Quoke reading his romantic letters. Also some singing animals from the San Diego Zoo. Santa's HO HO HO. HArland opens presents from his family and also sings a carol. Merry Christmas everyone!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/25/201431 minutes, 54 seconds
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633 - KIM JONG UN calls the show to discuss hacking. Also forward and backward progress in the world

A Sony CEO calls in to discuss hacking and then Kim Jong Un calls in and joins the discussion. We also talk about why there seems to be two forces in the world, those wanting to move forward and those stuck in the past. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/22/201447 minutes, 13 seconds
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632 - WALLY the Xmas elf calls in. Celebrity races. Harland buys a tree.

Wally, Santas #1 elf, takes calls from the children of listeners. Another great race at the Celebrity Races. Harland buys his Xmas tree. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/18/201439 minutes, 17 seconds
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631 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in. Cell phone courage.

Pop star GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in to discuss Christmas. Cell phone courage. Calls from the Pounders, and a fun Xmas song from Toby Huss. Silent wife, holy wife!!! ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/15/201452 minutes, 43 seconds
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630 - Mr FEATHERSTONE Xmas hijinx. Stupid human stuff.

Mr. Featherstone forces Harland into being a Secret Santa. The STUPID things we do. Another great Xmas song. Merry Jerry!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/11/201439 minutes, 44 seconds
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629 - AUNT RUTHIE calls the show. Eating animal bones. What won't ant eat, Xmas carols.

It's the first Xmas carol of the season on today's show. Plus, Aunt Ruthie leaves a phone message and she's having trouble with a dirty windshield. Why do we eat animal bones. And why won't ants eat some foods?? Grain in my drain!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/8/201439 minutes, 44 seconds
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628 - WALLY the Xmas Elf calls in to the show. Podcasts, too many of them?

Today we get a call from Santa's head Elf, Wally. He will be calling in from the North Pole from Santa's workshop. Also, a Pavement Pounder asks if there's too many podcasts? And Harland gets called for jury duty. Unravel my gavel!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/4/201439 minutes, 50 seconds
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627 - NEW FANGLED TECHNOLOGY with C3P0 and R2D2

Harland gets a call from C3P0 and R2D2 to discuss new technology and SIRI from Apple iPhone. Also calls from the Pavement Pounders. Stargaze a glaze!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/1/201440 minutes, 8 seconds
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626 - THANKSGIVING SHOW AND PARADE.

It's the annual Thanksgiving show where we talk about the holiday. Also we go LIVE to the 87th annual Harland Highway Thanksgiving Day Parade with our commentators John and John giving play by play on the parade. Giblet my niblet!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/27/201449 minutes, 6 seconds
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625 - Get your ass in gear. DIRTY LIVE COMEDY.

The Question of the Day wonders if you have your ass in gear. Some live comedy with Harland and a dirty, dirty crowd. Nutty phone call from a listener. Slip a chip!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/24/201435 minutes, 21 seconds
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624 - LISTENER MAIL BAG. BBQ EDDY, strange news.

Today we read some of your letters. BBQ Eddy makes final call of the season, and you'll never guess how old the oldest person in the world is! Prune a sand dune!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/20/201434 minutes, 23 seconds
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623 - BBQ EDDY, new iPhone, raffle tickets, pet fish, Fallopio.

BBQ Eddy makes a call looking for BBQ, Harland gets involved in a raffle, the new iPhone is discussed, calling for pet fish, and the NEW app, FALLOPIO! Blunch a skunk! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/17/201432 minutes, 23 seconds
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622 - Corporal TOM DOWDY on Veterans Day events, crying, and a new APP.

Harland announces his NEW APP, Fallopio. When a stranger cries, and Commander Tom Dowdy calls in to discuss his charity event for Veterans Day. Toot till ur mute!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/13/201437 minutes, 56 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 32 - CLASSIC GOLD!

It's another amazing FLASHBACK show as we get closer to Episode 42. The earlier episodes that never got stored in the vaults. ENJOY!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/10/201432 minutes, 42 seconds
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621 - AUNT RUTHIE kills Superman. Maneating fish. Rabid bats!

A crank call to purchase a maneating fish from a pet store, attack of the rabies bat, AUNT RUTHIE calls in and has more car trouble, Harland reveals his Halloween adventure. Unspool my yule!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/6/201436 minutes, 15 seconds
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620 - We finally meet ROGER the show's producer. CRANK CALL, and crazy car.

The mysterious ROGER who produces the show from behind the glass, finally comes in for a sit down. People with CRAZY cars, a crank call to a pet shop, annoying politicians, and the funny side to Ebola. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/3/201438 minutes, 54 seconds
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619 The HALLOWEEN SHOW, with CINNAMON BOY, Timmy the campfire kid, and Mr. Featherstone.

This is the HALLOWEEN SHOW, with CINNAMON BOY, Timmy the campfire kid, and Mr. Featherstone. We discuss Halloween, the origin of Jack o Lanterns, and trick or treating with a couple of complete morons. Boo on my shoe!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/30/201443 minutes, 39 seconds
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618 - QUEEN ELIZABETH 1st Tweet. SENIOR FUENTES makes a Jack o lantern.

Queen Elizabeth calls in to describe the very first Royal Tweet. A great call from a Pavement Pounder. Crank call to a pet store. Halloween hijinx with Senior Fuentes. Trick or trout!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/27/201442 minutes, 19 seconds
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617 - Technology fight! The movie FURY should be called PUSSY!

Harland gets into a technology frucus with a Pavement Pounder. Why is everyone crying in the movie FURY? A prank call to a mattress store, and anew commercial from Charlie Lee. Tank some stank!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/23/201436 minutes, 8 seconds
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615 - The HERMIT in the woods. What is a Monkey Wrench?

A strange story about a man living in the woods for decades. Let's call the hardware store for a monkey wrench. How do u like your chicken? Sand blast my sassafrass!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/20/201438 minutes, 57 seconds
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614 - RABIES zoo. The Harland Highway HOO HAW!

Tired of old zoo's? Try the new Rabie zoo! Harland talks about a HOO HAW! SCAMS and SPAMS. Blunt my flunt!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/16/201434 minutes, 25 seconds
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613 - The EBOLA VIRUS is spreading. Expiration dates.

Dr. Ting Lee from the center for disease Control calls in to give us an Ebola update. A Pavement Pounder calls with words of inspiration. And do you let your friends expire?? Crab cake crack face!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/13/201438 minutes, 19 seconds
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612 - Harland takes a 911 EMERGENCY call. Justice in America.

Today we listen to and receive EMERGENCY 911 calls. Also, are you part of a cause or just a poser? And justice, do we do it right in America? Poke a bloke!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/9/201443 minutes, 33 seconds
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611- RAINBOWS, EARS, AND CHICKENS!

Harland finds a rainbow. Some chickens are murdered, and the trouble with ears getting old. Also, calls from Pavement Pounders, and COMZILLA. Tackle my Snapple!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/6/201430 minutes, 59 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 31 - CLASSIC GOLD!

More classic gold as we countdown to the original 42. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/2/201433 minutes, 12 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 30 - CLASSIC GOLD!

More classic gold as we countdown to the original 42. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/29/201429 minutes, 33 seconds
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610 - LISTENER MAIL BAG

Today the show is dedicated to your emails. Harland reads and responds to your praise, insults, likes and dislikes. This show is on YOU! Scotch my tape!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/25/201444 minutes, 46 seconds
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609 - Liutenant TOM DOWDY on ISIS, strange sea creatures, dancing machines.

Liutenant Tom Dowdy updates us on ISIS activity, Human dancing machines, and crazy sea creatures. Sand my hand!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/22/201435 minutes, 49 seconds
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608 - Mysteries of money, drunk cows, burnt face.

Today we unveil the mysteries of money, follow the story of a cow that got away from the slaughter house, and burning your damn face. Splash my cash!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/18/201442 minutes, 52 seconds
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607 - DISCO FEVER - Harland's Hemmingway adventure!

Harland has an Ernest Hemmingway of an adventure. Funny DISCO stuff, and calls from the Pavement Pounders. Brass Ass Glass!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/15/201451 minutes, 22 seconds
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606 - ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE (sort of) with my boss Mr. Featherstone.

Harland's boss Mr. Featherstone forces him to do a charity prank. Also, personal grooming for men and women, and a call about titty wrinkles. Rica a roni on a pony!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/11/201436 minutes, 38 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 29 - CLASSIC GOLD!

Another classic flashback as we work our way back to #42. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/8/201433 minutes, 36 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 28 - CLASSIC GOLD!

As we work our way back to episode 42 please enjoy this classic show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/4/201431 minutes, 16 seconds
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605 - Flaming birds, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, titty wrinkles!

Birds are lighting up in flames over the skies, why? Do you really know your friends and what they do? Let's talk about lube and butter. Unplug my rug!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/1/201438 minutes, 27 seconds
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604 - Dr. Ascot returns, Breaking shit on day 1, A CALM thereapist calls in.

Dr. Ascot returns with insights about depression. Have you ever broken something the first day you had it? Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders. A CALM ENERGY expert calls into the show. Dot my eyes!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/28/201444 minutes, 22 seconds
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603 - ROBIN WILLIAMS remembered, Michael Jackson visits, and LINT.

ROBIN WILLIAMS remembered and a song about comedian suicides is played. Michael Jackson invades the studio, and a Pavement Pounder. gives sound advice about lint. Green in my spleen!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/25/201441 minutes, 24 seconds
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602 -GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in, BBQ Eddie, and SHHHUSHHH!!

GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in to promote his new celebrity product, BBQ Eddie still searching for friends, and have you ever SHHHUSHHH!-ED someone? Textus my Lextus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/21/201437 minutes, 38 seconds
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601 - BBQ Eddy, Aliens, Facebook, and AUNT RUTHIE!

The NEW Facebook, bad or good? BBQ Eddy still looking for ribs to share. Harland does some live STAND UP about Aliens. And Aunt Ruthie calls in and tries texting while she's driving. Steam my dream!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/18/201436 minutes, 49 seconds
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600 - ROMANTIC LETTERS with Samuel E. Quoke, Major Tom Dowdy on the Middle East, hot car death.

ROMANTIC LETTERS are read today with Samuel E. Quoke, Major Tom Dowdy updates us on violence in the Middle East, hot car death has happened to Harland. Brandish the outlandish!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/14/201444 minutes, 52 seconds
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599 - The EBOLA VIRUS in America, rock band SAGA, a better place.

A specialist from the Center for Disease Control calls in to discuss the dangers of the Ebola Virus in North America. When we die do we go to a "Better Place"? The sounds of Canadian rock band SAGA. Hickory stick a Bic (pen)!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/11/201438 minutes, 30 seconds
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598 - DEAD JULIA CHILDS, Phone calls from listeners, brainwashing music.

Our favorite chef Dead Julia Childs drops by with BBQ advice. Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders, and a little diddy that is sure to stay in your head. Pump your lump!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/7/201433 minutes, 20 seconds
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597 - BBQ EDDY returns! Eating your veggies, the death of a giant, and car sounds.

Yes it's summer and BBQ Eddy is searching for some BBQ buddies!, Do you eat enough veggies? The death of a very tall critter. A Pavement Pounder answers the Question of the day. Puncture my lunch meat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/4/201435 minutes, 51 seconds
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596 - Dr. Debbie Thymer LIFE COACH. A giant bundle of teeth, and The Question of the Day

Dr. Debbie Thymer LIFE COACH talks to a misinformed teen about her little brother. A giant bundle of teeth are discovered, and The Question of the Day regarding soft drinks. Plunge into grunge!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/31/201439 minutes, 30 seconds
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595 - CINNAMON BOY returns. Minimum wage. calls to my mom.

Sadly, Cinnamon boy drops by to talk about his new cinnamon lottery, Pavement Pounders leave phone messages to my mom, when is sharing too much? News FLASH. Burp your skirt!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/28/201443 minutes, 39 seconds
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594 - Harland's MAGIC underwater moment, Question of the day.

Harland shares one of life's rare MAGICAL moments. The Question of the day involving CARS. Let's talk prevention. And a News Flash update. Ground zero a hero!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/24/201431 minutes, 35 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 27 - CLASSIC GOLD!

As we try to catch up to the original 42 episodes that were never posted properly, here is classic # 27. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/21/201430 minutes, 2 seconds
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593 - Do a WALKABOUT in drunk Ireland with Harland, crazy new diet!

Walk through the streets of Ireland with Harland as he runs the gamet past drunks, musicians and fans, Also, a disturbing new diet that might make u sick. Burned out and turned out!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/17/201431 minutes, 50 seconds
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592 - A death in the family. A visit from CHIN HO, Hawaii 5-0

Harland talks about a death in the family, Detective Chin Ho drops by to discuss Hawaii 5-0 crime stories, and a social blunder that might get you in trouble. Plink Plank Plunk!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/14/201443 minutes
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591 - Win 1 MILLION DOLLARS on this podcast, and a visit to Mr. Featherstone

Harland visits his boss Mr. Featherstone who wants to run a contest to give away 1 million dollars. The question of the day about your teeth. Harland does a good turtle deed. Slap happy nappy pappy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/10/201441 minutes, 11 seconds
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590 - Harland is involved in a MURDER & REVENGE scenario, More news from Iraq.

Harland finds himself in the middle of a very strange murder and revenge scenario, verrry scary stuff. Also, Major Tom Dowdy returns to brief us on the escalating crisis in Iraq. A Pavement Pounder clarifies YouTube ads. Slip on my slope! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/7/201435 minutes, 36 seconds
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589 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY, best way to die, question of the day.

CAMPFIRE TIMMY drops by to sing campfire songs, the best way to die, the Harland Highway question of the day. Purple a nurple!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/3/201442 minutes, 4 seconds
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588 - Harland is a guest on PETE HOLMES podcast YOU MADE IT WEIRD - part 4

Harland is a guest on PETE HOLMES podcast YOU MADE IT WEIRD, a chance to hear Harland on the other side of the mic - FINAL part 4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/30/201450 minutes, 55 seconds
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587 - Dead JULIA CHILDS, Listener MAIL BAG, wheatgrass.

Dead Julia Childs drops by with a delicious new dish, people who drive with stuff on the roof of their car, listener mail bag, letters from you guys, and experiments with wheatgrass. Muddle my puddle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/26/201437 minutes, 48 seconds
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586 - HILLARY CLINTON on the Parsley Papers, rental cars, ice cream guy Demitri Olio

Charles Parsley interviews Hillary Clinton on the Parsley Papers, ice cream guy Demitri Olio shows up with his ice cream cart, the trouble with rental cars. Button your glutton!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/23/201433 minutes, 36 seconds
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585 - Harland is a guest on PETE HOLMES podcast - part 3

Harland is a guest on PETE HOLMES podcast YOU MADE IT WEIRD, a chance to hear Harland on the other side of the mic - part 3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/19/201434 minutes, 27 seconds
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584 - Harland does STAND UP in IRELAND, The future of Iraq.

Harland does live stand up in IRELAND at an Irish comedy festival. Also, a war expert phones in to discuss the declining state of affairs in Iraq. Slily old bean machine!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/16/201440 minutes, 20 seconds
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583 - Harland is a guest on another PODCAST - Part 2

Harland was a guest on another podcast and shares the 2nd part of the interview. Bake a fake cake!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/12/201438 minutes, 41 seconds
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582 - AUNT RUTHIE at Drive Thru. Harland sings TECHNO

Aunt Ruthie calls in during her first trip to a drive thru, Harland sings a crazy raver song with his band the Cousins, the new Google car, and cute phone cases. Sailor the wailor!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/9/201435 minutes, 57 seconds
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581 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in. Nature taking over the city.

Pop star, GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in to talk about summer. Is nature taking over the city, and holding your breath can be lethal. Burn a worm!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/5/201431 minutes, 59 seconds
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580 - Harland appears on Pete Holmes podcast, You Made It Weird PART 1

Harland was a guest on another podcast and shares the first part of the interview. Bless my Bilbo Baggins!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/2/201439 minutes, 32 seconds
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579 - Worlds worst BLOW JOB, Japanese band attack,

Believe it or not there is a BAD blowjob that exists, a popular Japanese pop band is attacked, calls from the Pavement Pounders. Harland plans a holiday in Europe. Slump Forest Gump!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/29/201438 minutes, 2 seconds
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578 - Crazy home invasion attack on my house, texting and driving

Something invades Harland's home, texting and driving madness, Harland does live stand up. Blunk and blark!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/26/201440 minutes, 52 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 26 - CLASSIC GOLD!

With all the moving around over the last few weeks it's a perfect time to catch up on the original 42 episodes that are not in the archives. Hope you enjoy this sugary cinnamon flashback treat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/22/201431 minutes, 23 seconds
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577 - BOUNCE HOUSE hell, Death of a famous artist.

A bounce house goes crazy. A famous artist we know dies, more nutty crying. Baa baa black Jeep! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/15/201432 minutes, 51 seconds
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576 - Obscene Dildo's on TV, Complaining, sex and the human body

How upset do you get when dildo's appear on TV? Is complaining a good thing? And why are we so uptight about sex and nudity on TV and in the movies? Cabbage crabbage!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/12/201433 minutes, 37 seconds
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575 - SOCIAL MEDIA vs REALITY. Spiderman movie review.

SOCIAL MEDIA vs REALITY, does anybody know what's real anymore? The new Spiderman 2 movie review, not good. Shtinky winky!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/8/201440 minutes, 43 seconds
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574 - KENTUCKY (fried chicken) DERBY, Social imposters.

It's the running of the KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN DERBY at the Harland Highway celebrity racetrack, Impostors in your social circle, and more CRYING from the Pavement Pounders. Blackboard smackboard!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/5/201440 minutes, 38 seconds
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573 - SENIOR FUENTES visits, Hockey Night in Canada.

Harland's annoying gardener Senior Fuentes drops by, Hockey Night in Canada traditions, racist basketball. sink into a stink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/1/201434 minutes, 5 seconds
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572 - EARTHQUAKE alert, grave robbers, and letters from you guys.

What's with all the earthquakes lately, should we be scared? Letters from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS, and a creepy graverobber story. Yuck my muck!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/28/201441 minutes
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571- Harland gets a cancer check, question of the day.

Harland goes in for a cancer check up, the question of the day involving cars, Harland does LIVE stand up. Sweet sltherin slacks!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/24/201432 minutes, 40 seconds
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570 - Harland bumps into a girl he dated 25 years ago, FOOD of the future.

Harland bumps into a girl he dated 25 years ago, Amazing futuristic food, and a crying Pavement Pounder. Gas light fright!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/17/201430 minutes, 36 seconds
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569 - PAINFUL science experiments, Girl action heros.

Are painful science experiments really needed? Are little girls really qualified to be the stars of action movies? And confessions from a garbage eater. Sawdust on my stardust!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/14/201434 minutes, 35 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 25 - CLASSIC GOLD!

As requested dropping in the odd flashback show until we are caught up to #42. Still just as fun as the fresh ones. Tap my flap! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/10/201431 minutes, 25 seconds
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568 - HARLAND LIVE STAND UP, and 911 call for fruit!

Harland shares some live stand up improv, David Letterman announces his retirement, and a crazy 911 call over fresh fruit. Double bubble Barney Rubble!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/7/201441 minutes, 5 seconds
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567 - 10 reasons women FAKE ORGASMS, Harland SINGS a song to say goodbye to winter.

10 reasons why women fake their ORGASMS, Harland sings a song to say goodbye to winter, a boy digs up something strange in his yard. Bury a Larry!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/3/201443 minutes, 27 seconds
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566 - Turning 25 years old, a groovy music solo.

Where where you or where are you at 25 years old?? The Question of the Day, and a very cool music solo! Bingle dingle wingle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/31/201439 minutes, 57 seconds
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565 - Missing Malasyian aircraft discussion, death of an old lady.

Today we discuss the mystery of the missing Malasyian aircraft. Aviation expert GUY FRIES comes in to talk about how the plane vanished. Also, an old lady is dead and guess where they find her? Roast beef reef!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/27/201444 minutes, 6 seconds
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564 - Phone SCAM madness, CREEPY sushi story.

Why does corporate America want your cell number? Call from a Pavement Pounder, a very STRANGE evening of dangerous sushi. Glab de la blab!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/24/201441 minutes, 22 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 24 - CLASSIC GOLD!

As requested dropping in the odd flashback show until we are caught up to #42. Still just as fun as the fresh ones. Laser beam my dream machine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/20/201429 minutes, 47 seconds
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563 - Celebrity RUSSIAN ROULETTE, the vast cosmos.

On this show another celeb comes out of the woodwork to challenge Harland to a game of Russian Roulette, also a deep look at who we are in the vast universe. Star cluster my muster!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/17/201433 minutes, 7 seconds
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562 - SPECIAL GUEST, Actor, athlete, ISAIAH MUSTAFA

Harland welcomes Isaiah to the show today where we cover a wide range of topics and play the popular TOO SOON or not TOO SOON podcast game. Capitalize my teeth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/13/201454 minutes, 5 seconds
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561 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in, man shopping, sensetive skin.

Harland's crazy Aunt Ruthie calls in, Harland goes shopping for clothes under an alias, a disgusting skin test for sensitivity, listener mail. Hummingbird WORD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/10/201438 minutes, 15 seconds
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560 - Eating GARBAGE, and CHIN HO from HAWAII 5-O drops in.

Calls from Pavement Pounders who found strange items in their homes, a visit from CHIN-HO with Hawaii 5-O police stories, and have you ever eaten your own garbage? Bet you have. Recycle my bycycle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/6/201436 minutes, 16 seconds
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559 - Harland gets a visit from his little SISTER.

Today my little sister Barbara is visiting California and sits down to chat. Blink von Stinky!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/3/201452 minutes, 49 seconds
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558 - Emptying the SPAM folder, and Harland's live stand-up.

Going through the crazy SPAM folder in my computer, Harland does some live stand-up. And do you have mystery items in your house?? Close you clip clop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/27/201435 minutes, 49 seconds
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557 - Listener MAIL BAG, Harland does live stand up.

Today we read letters from you the listener. Harland does some live stand up, and we talk about taking advantage of the things around you. Sun block my corn stalk!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/24/201450 minutes, 26 seconds
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556 - VIAGRA gone WRONG, phone calls from listeners.

Viagra is used where it shouldn't be used, phone calls from the Pavement Pounders, and a special sitcom announcement. Grab a grunch!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/20/201437 minutes, 35 seconds
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555- - Harland goes to DINOSAUR WORLD, and Dr. Ascot returns.

Harland travels back in time and walks amongst the dinosaurs, a call from a friendly Pavement Pounder, and an unexpected visit from Dr. Ascot. Sweet heavenly tonsil meats!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/17/201436 minutes, 51 seconds
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454 - Death of Phillip Seymore Hoffman, Celebrity Races.

Harland talks about Phillip Seymore Hoffman's death and an encounter he had with the actor. Sexual workout machines at the gym, and Charles Parsley calls out an incredible race at the Celebrity Races. Countdown a smackdown!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/13/201443 minutes, 27 seconds
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553 - the "N" word, what to do when we die, and what's the deal with LOL??

Harland has a bad experience with the 'N' word, a guy is buried in the coolest way imaginable, and who the hell came up with LOL!!?? Blippy blabby blue! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/10/201441 minutes, 28 seconds
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552 - Harland gets pulled over by a COP. Samuel E. Quouk reads love letters.

Did Harland get a ticket from the police or not? Tune in to find out. Samuel E. Quouk drops by and reads his horrible love letters, and Harland recommends a classic Christopher Walken movie. Muffle my tuffle! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/6/201439 minutes, 35 seconds
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551 - How many steps to get SEX? Also, I love lint!

How many steps does it take a person to get to having SEX? My obsession with LINT. And people who like to direct traffic. Cupcake my bupcake!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/3/201440 minutes, 20 seconds
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550 - A new kind of PERVERT! A new kind of MURDER!

Some strange stories are covered today involving perverts and murderers, also, drone technology to shop online. Buzz my wuzz!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/30/201432 minutes, 20 seconds
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549 SENIOR FUENTES invades again, CHARITY questions.

Harland's annoying gardener Senior Fuentes invades the studio, is charity sometimes a bad thing? And a nice phone call from a NEW Pavement Pounder. Crab trap my trap flap! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/27/201432 minutes, 11 seconds
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548 - LESBIAN BONER, Drive Thru madness, beer can idiocy.

Harland has a confusing run in with a lesbian, Harland goes thru the drive thru LIVE, and lastly, what is with the way we drink beer? Enough already! Boob my lube!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/23/201434 minutes, 35 seconds
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547 - HARLAND LIVE in an attic, enough with the SORRY!!!

Harland does a live stand up show in the attic of a Chinese diner, Also when is the SORRY stuff going to stop? Turn my urn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/20/201433 minutes, 12 seconds
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546 The rules of WAR, crazy weather.

How should soldiers be handled when killed on the battlefield? Crazy weather, and something broken but still worth something. Hop skip and brunch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/16/201433 minutes, 13 seconds
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545 - Harland on CONAN, sleeping disorders, drunk idiots.

Hear a clip from Harland's interview with Conan, how to overcome sleeping disorders, and a woman gets drunk in the worst possible way. Drop my crop!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/13/201442 minutes, 1 second
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544 - Dennis Rodman and North Korea, dangerous pets.

Let's figure out what Rodman is doing in Korea, Dangerous pets for sale, rituals at ATM's and Harland's YouTube channel. Blinkety blank stank!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/9/201431 minutes, 46 seconds
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543 - Harland's new movie BACK IN THE DAY. Dreams, hairs, shopping carts

Harland talks about his new movie BACK IN THE DAY, also, dreams, hair, and being a kid. Also exciting new YouTube channel. Bend my blend-er!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/6/201430 minutes, 21 seconds
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542: 1st show of the NEW YEAR, read horoscopes, talk about the future.

Welcome back to the Highway and our 1st show of 2014. Today we read your horoscope to see how your year will be. We discuss the future, robots, Google, and lastly an UNWANTED visit from Captain James T. Kirk. Phaser my tazer!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/2/201436 minutes, 58 seconds
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541 New Years SUICIDE. One of the worst New Years ever.

On today's show we discuss New Years eve and holiday wrap ups. Harland's boss, Mr. Featherstone organizes the WORST New Years event EVER. Helping a Pavement Pounder deal with his twins. Putting an end to racism in 2014. Auld lang my sign!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/30/201335 minutes, 52 seconds
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540 listener MAIL BAG, Harland reads letters from Pavement Pounders

Yes, today we read letters from YOU the listeners, always a treat! Also we discuss the bad side effects of winter weather. Happy holidays!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/26/201354 minutes, 48 seconds
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539 - Xmas stuff and GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM sings Xmas songs.

It's just about Christmas and we talk about the festive holiday, and then suddenly it all gets ruined because George Michael from WHAM calls in drunk and starts singing Christmas songs, arrrrrrrggg!! Bake my Alaska!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/23/201345 minutes, 5 seconds
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538 - Harland Highway Christmas Party, with Harland as Santa.

The humility of fame, decking your car out for Christmas, and Harland is ordered to play Santa at the Harland Highway Christmas Party. Jingle my Twingle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/19/201336 minutes, 48 seconds
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537 - A visit with Harland's boss MR. FEATHERSTONE, Xmas songs and lights.

Harland get forced into an unusual situation by his boss Mr. Featherstone, also words to Xmas songs, and new fangled Xmas lights. Xmas movie talk too. Flick your Twix!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/16/201337 minutes, 17 seconds
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536 - MILEY CYRUS interviewed on The PARSLEY PAPERS.

MILEY CYRUS is interviewed on The PARSLEY PAPERS today by Charles Parsley. Also, the fine art of giving holiday speeches, and the office Christmas party and a Christmas party song. Gaggle my Google! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/12/201334 minutes, 51 seconds
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535 - White Castle magic, DR. ASCOT on relationships.

White Castle burgers has an amazing secret, Dr. Ascot drops by for relationship advice, America's longest married couple, Canada's health care vs. USA. Stretch my fetch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/9/201339 minutes, 55 seconds
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534 - SENIOR FUENTES returns, big boats, customs with friends

An unwanted visit from Harland's gardener Senior Fuentes, also the 1st Xmas song of the season, smashing booze on boats, and the strange customs we have with our friends and family. Button down the bongo drums!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/5/201335 minutes, 20 seconds
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533 - Harland confronts a FOREST CRITTER in the wild!

Harland has an encounter with a wild forest critter who isn't to pleased to see him. Delicious styles of JERKY. And a dangerous new "game" called the Knockout Game. Unwrap my minnow trap!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/2/201337 minutes, 27 seconds
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532 - ANNUAL Thanksgiving DAY PARADE, LIVE, and other Thanksgiving stuff!

Yes it is here, the 59th Annual Harland Highway Thanksgiving Day Parade! We are going live to the streets where John Walters and John Starter, call the parade, commenting on all the glorious floats coming down the street. Also a bunch of other Thanksgiving stuff and... the Turkey Song. Giblet my nibblet!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/28/201342 minutes, 39 seconds
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531- Brutal ATTACK with a musical instrument, boys vs girls.

Story of savage musical instrument attack, the art of waving while driving, what is Silica, and is it tougher to be a boy or a girl? Cortex my vortex!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/25/201333 minutes, 43 seconds
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530 - Dr. Debbie Thymer, Life Coach, is here. Nice after death.

Live Coach Debbie Thymer takes calls about Obamacare, also, are people treated nicer when they die? Nasal colds and the hell they provide. Fish for a dish!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/21/201335 minutes, 42 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 23 - CLASSIC GOLD!

As requested, Flashback show on our way to catching up on the first 42 that were never posted. Enjoy Pilgrims!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/18/201330 minutes, 6 seconds
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529 - CINNAMON BOY returns, monkey kidnappings too.

Sadly Cinnamon Boy comes to the studio today, ugggg, also there's been a critter kidnapping, Obamacare rollout failure, and Halloween madness. Phone my bone!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/14/201336 minutes, 4 seconds
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528 - Harland does radio interview, WalMart fun, hungry bugs.

Hear Harland yukking it up on a morning radio interview, follow up call from Pavement Pounder, fun at the Wal-Mart, and some very hungry bugs in your house. Jiggle my piggle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/11/201339 minutes, 35 seconds
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527 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in, costume outrage

George Michael calls in with a Halloween update, the outrage over banned costumes, and a Pavement Pounder calls in with a bunch of important questions. Burn my urn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/7/201336 minutes, 24 seconds
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526 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in, also, callers share penis stories, hanging out with babies.

Aunt Ruthie calls in to Harland's answering machine, we also have callers telling penis secrets, and Harland spends an afternoon hanging out with a baby. Sweet curved out car parts!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/4/201333 minutes, 40 seconds
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POD 525 - HALLOWEEN SHOW - Mr. Featherstone and other scary things!

Yes, it's the scary Halloween show with a visit to my boss Mr. Featherstone, a frightening SWINGERS party, a poem by MR. SCARY, and a horrible visit from TIMMY the campfire kid! Help my yelp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/31/201347 minutes, 10 seconds
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524 - My final interview with funnyman JIM CARREY. Dr. Ascot too.

Dr. Ascot drops by to annoy me today, as well we discuss a real cute pet story. Also, my final interview segment with actor, comedian, JIM CARREY is played, we joke around but also hear some deeper thoughts from Jim. Crush my crab shack!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/28/201334 minutes, 59 seconds
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523 - A visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone. Wal-Mart fight.

Harland sits down with his boss Mr. Featherstone, a song that helps with the human condition, and, why do people hate Wal-Mart? Burp my slurp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/24/201337 minutes, 18 seconds
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522 - Sticking your penis where it doesn't belong. U.S. security.

Many men find the need to stick their penis into things that ain't meant to be stuck, OUCH! Also, a 10 year old asks about the safety fom terrorists in the U.S.A. Blacken my catfish!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/21/201335 minutes, 46 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 22 - more sweet classics

Counting down to show #42, here is another early pod that was never posted in the archives. Blink it and stink it!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/14/201329 minutes, 32 seconds
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521 - It's a late night hang out after a night on the town.

Harland does a late night Podcast after hanging out on the Sunset Strip with his buddy Matt. The talk turns to girls, sports, and general abuse of each other. Finger lickin good! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/10/201345 minutes, 23 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 21 - CLASSIC GOLD!

In keeping up with the oldies that were never posted, here is another of the early shows! ENJOY< BOY!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/7/201333 minutes, 50 seconds
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POD - 520 - GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN, Shopping for DICK

Today we discuss the danger of Government shut down, shopping for giant dicks, Ronald Regan construction Co. and calls from Pavement Pounders. Slip on my slop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/3/201340 minutes, 20 seconds
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519 - PEE SHOWER FROM ABOVE, VIOLENCE in the USA.

Somebody has been peeing through their roof, we discuss horrid diseases, a nice call from a Pavement Pounder, and the sad state of violence in the world today. Block my blanket!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/30/201348 minutes
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518 - BROKEN HEARTS, getting DRUNK, Dr. ASCOT returns

Dr. Ascot drops by for an annoying visit, songs that remind of us of our broken hearts, supercollider science, and a new way of getting drunk. Crack a crisp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/26/201340 minutes, 20 seconds
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517 Special co - host, actress, model, JULIA VOTH

Today we have actress and model Julia Voth co-hosting the show today where we talk about cat walking, mars, and testicles. We also play the podcast game sensation TOO SOON OR NOT TOO SOON. Sweet celery slap!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/23/201349 minutes, 15 seconds
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516 - SCARY STUFF IN OUR FOOD, Queen Elizabeth calls in.

Ever find something disgusting in your food? Today we discuss. Also a Pavement Pounder calls in and tells me she LOVES me, and QUEEN ELIZABETH calls in to discuss the Royal baby, Sweet tender twinkle teeth!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/19/201338 minutes, 24 seconds
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515 - ANCHORMAN 2 STAR David Koechner is todays guest!

An extended interview with one of the funniest guys I know, ANCHORMAN 2 star David Koechner. Today we talk about all kinds of important topics, get to know David and his work a little better, and also play the exciting Podcast game TOO SOON OR NOT TOO SOON. Sunny side slorp!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/16/201358 minutes, 45 seconds
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514 - AUNT RUTHIE CALLS IN - also Sitcom star RANDAL EDWARDS

A phone call from the star of new sitcom PACKAGE DEAL calls in to discuss the hilarious new show, also a story about a man who passes out on a plane, and another desperate voice mail from Harland's AUNT RUTHIE. Sugarcoat my castle moat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/12/201337 minutes, 48 seconds
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513 - CONFOUNDING TECHNOLOGY, plus NEW SITCOM, Package Deal.

Today Harland talks about his new sitcom PACKAGE DEAL, Also, the plight of the homeless, and one of the must frustrating knobs in technology history. Scrabble my babble!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/9/201336 minutes, 31 seconds
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512 - A call from QUEEN ELIZABETH talking about Royal Baby.

The QUEEN of England calls the show today to talk about the NEW royal baby, 1st interview she has given, EXCLUSIVE!! Also, amazing yet scary new device that lets you control another persons brain. Howling wind bin!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/5/201335 minutes, 18 seconds
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GUEST PODCAST - movie reviews - Getting juicy at the movies with Donna & Julie.

Hey gang this is a special GUEST PODCAST called GETTING JUICY AT THE MOVIES WITH DONNA & JULIE. It's a chance for you to hear some movie reviews from two of the sweetest Kansas girls you could ever want to meet. I am helping promote this new podcast, sure hope you enjoy it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/3/201351 minutes, 8 seconds
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511 - TOOL SHED HORROR, Global warming expert KYLE FLAVORS calls in

Have you ever tried to get something out of your toolshed? It's a horror story waiting to happen. Internet HATERS, and a call in from Kyle Flavors a global warming expert. Tin can my hand!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/2/201339 minutes, 50 seconds
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510 - The BEATLES music exposed, fruad emails.

An interesting revelation about the Beatles music, also,a "friend" sends me a distressed email asking for help and money, yeeeeeahhh riiiight!! Solarize my polarize!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/29/201336 minutes, 4 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 20

Another juicy FLASHBACK show as we work our way toward the first 42 that never made it into the archives! Enjoy!!! Bundles of fundles!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/26/201330 minutes, 24 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 19

Another juicy flashback show to get you caught up on epps 1-42. Just as succulent as the current beef!! Chips ahoy my toy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/22/201326 minutes, 24 seconds
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509 - Special guest, comedian Cort McCowan

Our old friend CORT McCOWAN drops by for some fun filled chit chat about summer, stains, and turning invisible. Also we play a brand new game on the Harland Highway today. Scrub your nub!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/19/201338 minutes, 27 seconds
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508 - Greedy people, a call from AUNT RUTHIE, Squirm story.

Today we discuss iPhoto hell, greedy people and the outcome, a call from Harland's AUNT RUTHIE, and a story that's guaranteed to make you SQUIRM in your seat. Salad my dressing!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/15/201335 minutes, 20 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 18

Another great flashback show that never made it into the archives. Still just as creamy as the current shows!! Yummmm! Scrape your scrap!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/12/201329 minutes, 3 seconds
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507 - TWITTER fever and Dr. ASCOT!

Today we chat about the ramifications of Twitter and social media outbursts, also that annoying twat Dr. Ascot drops by the studio. Crank my crabtrap!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/8/201335 minutes, 17 seconds
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506 - Harland chases DRAGONS, Senior Fuentes, and snails.

Harland goes on safari to search for the incredible KOMODODRAGON'S of Indonesia, Senior Fuentes drops by the studio, and a brand new skin treatment using garden critters. Slap my knapsack!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/5/201334 minutes, 8 seconds
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505 - Harland does stand up LIVE at Hollywood comedy club!

Back by popular demand Harland shares one of his 'Winging it' stand up sets, recorded live at the Hollywood Improv! Giggle all over your wiggle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/1/201332 minutes, 39 seconds
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504 - COW MURDER!!, YouTube babies, hose memories.

Someone was murdered by a cow, we will investigate the story, A listener calls in for a private show, back in time with the garden hose follow up, and the dangers of being a YouTube baby. Jimmy crack porn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/29/201336 minutes, 21 seconds
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503 - A visit from the ICE CREAM GUY, strange habits.

Today we discuss the strange habits we all seem to have, disposing of old credit cards, and a visit from DEMITRI OLIO the annoying ice cream guy! Bless my backwoods OFF!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/25/201332 minutes, 29 seconds
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502 - SPECIAL GUEST - DEVEN GREEN

Today's guest is funnylady Deven Green, full of outrageous stories, insights, and words you have never heard before. Nutterlicious!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/22/201337 minutes, 26 seconds
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501 - It's the Highway MAIL BAG! Today I read letters from you, our listeners!!

Yes, it's mail sent in from the Pavement Pounders! I read your compliments, jabs, insults, praise, and silliness, all on today's show. Maybe you'll even hear one of your own letters. Enjoy. Sally had a sandblast!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/18/201341 minutes, 49 seconds
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500 - WOW! This is it PODCAST #500, lets celebrate!!

Amazingly we made it to 500. My vacation is over and we are back with a big show, #500!! Today we will talk about how we got here, some fun summertime stuff, a call from Aunt Ruthie, and sadly, George Michael from WHAM calls in to wish me congratulations and ends up wrecking the show!! Thanks to all for being here for 500. Snark your flark!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/15/201340 minutes, 8 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 17

Last flashback show for awhile gang! My vacation is over and NEW shows resume on Monday, sweeeeet. But enjoy this classic never placed in the archives! And have a happy burnt onion day!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/11/201334 minutes, 6 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 16

Enjoy another quality FLASHBACK show as work begins on NEW episodes COMING SOON!!! Hooooraayyyyyyy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/8/201331 minutes, 55 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 15

STILL ON VACATION GANG...IT'S SUMMER FOR GOSH SAKE!!! Ne epps will be up soon but meanwhile enjoy the early shows that never made it into the archives!!! LAUGH, BABY< LAUUUUGGGHHH!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/4/201332 minutes, 54 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 14

Still on vacation gang, but I promise, these lost shows are every bit as succulent as the current ones. Will be back in studio with fresh shows soon!! Enjoying my vacay!! Harland~ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/1/201331 minutes, 10 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 13

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey crease!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/27/201332 minutes
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 12

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey FEET!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/24/201329 minutes, 47 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 11

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey meat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/20/201330 minutes, 31 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW # 10

Slowly catching up on all 41 shows that never made it into the archives! Enjoy landlubbers!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/17/201327 minutes, 56 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW #9

As requested by the Pavement Pounders, another early show that did not make it into the archives. Still just as good though!!! Yummmy!! ENJOY, BOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/13/201330 minutes, 33 seconds
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499 Harland auditions for a REALITY SHOW, Senior Fuentes

Harland goes in for a reality show audition, for real. Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit, and we take phone calls from you guys, the Pavement Pounders. Slump on a bump!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/10/201342 minutes, 55 seconds
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498: CELEBRITY RACES with RIHANNA, CINDY CRAWFORD

Today we go to the celebrity race track for an incredible race with Amanda Bines and others, butt dialing your cell phone, sweet street music, and annoying radio commercials. Target my flarget!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/6/201337 minutes, 6 seconds
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497: POP TART pain, crazy songs and singing! And, Dr. Ascot!

Can POP TARTS hurt you? Oh yeahhh they can, a Pavement Pounder does the show opening, and a song that makes you chill... oh, and Dr. Ascot, yuuuuck. Blaze into a maze!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/3/201336 minutes, 58 seconds
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496 Harland goes BACK IN TIME! Also, Aunt Ruthie calls in.

Harland turns into a kid again and writes a POEM about the whole amazing experience. Aunt Ruthie calls in from her cell phone, and there's a shortage on toilet paper and wiping options are getting desperate. Slippery slop sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/30/201340 minutes, 29 seconds
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495: Special guest comedian/actor ADAM RAY!

Our old friend, comedian and actor, Adam Ray drops by to discuss life, love, sex, and to participate in a brand new game called 'Too soon, or not too soon?' Dive into your live!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/27/201358 minutes, 22 seconds
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494: Is America turning into a BIKE GANG?

Is America becoming a bike gang culture? Let's talk about it. Also a phone call from Harland's Aunt Ruthie, and Harland jumps up on stage live in Hollywood to do stand up at a local club. Slide down my slide!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/23/201350 minutes, 32 seconds
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493: BBQ EDDY Returns, and, Harland trains DOLPHINS!

Harland gets invited to train dolphins in Vegas, BBQ Eddy returns, A CRAZY new Harland Highway contest, and a visit from (puke) Dr. Ascot. Phone a clone!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/20/201335 minutes, 43 seconds
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492: GUN CONTROL BULLSHIT, old, nasty veins.

Today we talk about the myth of gun control, a call from Harland's Aunt Ruthie, and when is it time to say goodbye to short skirts? Bunch of clunch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/16/201336 minutes, 38 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW #8

As requested by the Pavement Pounders, an early show that never made it into the archives. Enjoy this Highway flashback! Scrapped maps!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/13/201330 minutes, 52 seconds
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491: Harland goes to NASCAR, Dr. Ascot returns, space puke.

Harland goes on an all access trip to NASCAR and has a report, Dr. Ascot returns for some on air therapy, and what happens if you puke in space? Smash my cash!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/9/201334 minutes, 10 seconds
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490: Harland does a STAND UP set after jumping on stage at local comedy club.

Harland gives us a rare glimpse behind the STAND UP curtain as we follow him down to a Hollywood comedy club on the Sunset Strip. Harland shares his methods of writing and creating stand up material and takes us on a hilarious journey into a unique world where the only way to create is in front of a LIVE audience. Come along for the ride as Harland jumps on stage and lets the comedy flow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/6/201351 minutes, 29 seconds
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489: JIM CARREY INTERVIEW PART 2, also, a WHORE drops in the studio.

Harland's rare interview with actor comedian Jim Carrey, PART 2. The superstar discusses comedy and life with Harland, also, a Bakersfield WHORE drops by for sex action, the problem with light bulbs, and the way schools have changed over the years. Slam that wham!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/2/201339 minutes, 38 seconds
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488: RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH QUEEN ELEIZABETH, sexy cereals.

The queen of England drops by to play Russian Roulette with Harland, sexy breakfast cereal, are there consumer products placed in thelyrics of pop songs? Grange my garage!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/29/201332 minutes, 41 seconds
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487: ILLEGAL ALIEN MURDER, also, Mr. Featherstone, Harland's boss comes up with a horrible way to increase ratings.

Harland visits his boss Mr. Featherstone, an incredible and strange animal attack, a horrible story about a murdering illegal alien, and Harland is forced to have sex with a cheap whore. Wrinkledy dinkledy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/25/201349 minutes
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486: PENIS SIZE... does it matter?

The research is in about women's attraction to penis size, wait till you hear the results, crazy x-ray madness with Harland's doctor, and small, tender moments in life. Sourcream my dream!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/22/201349 minutes, 44 seconds
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485: Dead JULIA CHILDS, new monsters discovered

We get a visit from cooking sensation DEAD JULIA CHILDS, Barbie gets un-madeover, there have been some new MONSTERS discovered, and last but not least Nelly Frutado. Bobble your wobble dobble!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/18/201333 minutes, 50 seconds
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484: Maybe the HEALTHIEST podcast EVER!

Harland takes a call from a Pavement Pounder and it turns into the WHOLE show!! Blungle dee flungldee!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/15/201345 minutes, 5 seconds
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FLASHBACK SHOW #7

As requested by you guys, some of the earlier shows that never made it into the archives. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/11/201331 minutes, 49 seconds
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483 Harland interviews actor JIM CARREY, rare interview.

Harland goes one on one with JIM CARREY asking serious and silly questions, iPad road rage, and super kinky bat sex!! Crush my crumpet!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/8/201343 minutes, 24 seconds
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482 N. Korea wants to NUKE the USA. GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM

North Korea threatens USA with nuclear bombs, the master at work JIM CARREY in Cable Guy, and singer GEORGE MICHAEL from pop band WHAM, calls into show. Bless my apple snoss!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/4/201342 minutes, 34 seconds
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481 CELEBRITY RACES with CHARLES PARSLEY, Free money.

Celebrity racing with Charles Parsley, Someone is giving out free money, a great Canadian rock tune, and the crunchiest place on earth. Flip it flap it stack it!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/1/201342 minutes, 25 seconds
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480 Dr. DEBBIE THYMER is back with life coaching advice. Chain gangs

Dr. Debbie Thymer returns with her expert life coaching advice, an insperational message from celebrity BEN STEIN, working on the CHAIN GANG, and murder by Mother Earth. Black and blue white shoe!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/28/201335 minutes, 37 seconds
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479: Harland sleeps with quarterback TOM BRADY, mac and cheese

Harrland sleeps with football superstar Tom Brady, disgusting, Also, Kraft mac and cheese scandal, and is BINGO a crime? Copy my floppy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/25/201334 minutes, 51 seconds
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478: Harland's COLLEGE ROOMATE, Rej, drops by!

Today my best buddy and college roomate Rej Bourdages drops by. Wait until you hear about all the AMAZING MOVIES he has worked on over his career. Also the Harland Highway Animal Quiz! Lemon juice leg warmers!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/21/20131 hour, 1 minute, 47 seconds
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477: Phone calls from YOU guys, the Pavement Pounders!

Today we play a bunch of great phone messages from some of our listeners, crazy, interesting, strange, and funny!! Dial me in Crab Face!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/18/201340 minutes, 55 seconds
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476 Harland reviews the OSCAR'S, stupid 911 calls

Harland reviews the 2013 Oscar's, late, but still. More dumbass 911 calls, and the benefits to people driving with cell phones. Stank a blank!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/14/201333 minutes, 13 seconds
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475: SPECIAL guest, PLAYBOY PLAYMATE Nikki Leigh

Harland talks to the beautiful Nikki Leigh about life, love, sex, and all kinds of goodies. Also the NATURE QUIZ at the end of the podcast. Sweet mother of meatball sauce!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/11/20131 hour, 8 minutes, 43 seconds
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474: Stupid 911 call, Senior Fuentes, death by waffles!

Today we listen to a really stupid 911 call, someone almost murdered by waffles, annoying clothing tags, and a visit from Harland's gardener Senior Fuentes. Stipe my ripe!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/7/201333 minutes, 24 seconds
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FLASHBACK EPISODE #6

By listener demand, playing down the early episodes that aren't posted. We drop these in from time to time until we are caught up to #42. ENJOY, BOOOOOOOYYYY!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/4/201330 minutes, 31 seconds
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473: LOVE and how it hurts, TV show SHARK TANK

Love can be painful, we discuss, Artists in the courtroom, the question of the day, and TV show SHARK TANK. Roll it and then scroll it!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/28/201337 minutes, 47 seconds
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472: Michelle Obama on the PARSLEY PAPERS, fake crying

1st lady Michelle Obama is interviewed on the Parsley Papers today, Fake crying to get your money, Wristband fever, the question of the day. Tumble your bumble!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/25/201332 minutes, 9 seconds
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471: Music and its MESSAGE. TORTURE!

Have people lost the desire or understanding of poetic music? Harland gets his Hollywood Star, sort of. And guess what, you've all been tortured, I'm gonna tell you how. Drip your trip!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/21/201332 minutes, 33 seconds
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470: A visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone. Noisy babies.

Harland gets called up to his bosses office Mr. Featherstone, crying babies, the medal of honor, and the gayest thing ever. Sand band grand slamb!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/18/201339 minutes, 32 seconds
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469: VALENTINES DAY love, sex, and zoo animals. Samuel E. Quoke

It's that special day and we discuss love, relationships and romance. Samuel E. Quoke drops in to read some romantic letters. Clasp my grasp!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/14/201335 minutes, 23 seconds
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468: Special guest - HONEY BADGER'S voice, Randall

Yes it's Randall the narrator of the Honey Badger YouTube video sensation. Randall and I talk nature, life, mothers, and all kinds of bad ass stuff. We also do an incredible Nature Quiz at the end of the show! Skunk my blunk!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/11/201350 minutes, 29 seconds
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467: BEYONCEE at the SuperBowl, Madonna vs Gaga

BEYONCEE at the SuperBowl, Madonna vs Gaga are they too close? And a giant monster has been found under the sea, for real. Bundle up your brace face!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/7/201345 minutes, 29 seconds
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466: U.S. President ATTACKED, Noisy people in movie theatres

Obama is attacked in the white house, noisy people during movies, the question of the day, and Harland announces TV spot. Clam up oyster face!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/4/201332 minutes, 11 seconds
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465 BURGER KING DEATH, Harland has a run in with the cops

A Burger King funeral, Harland loses $$$ after run in with cops, sporting event distractions, Harland announces Conan Show. Stiffen your staffen!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/31/201334 minutes, 28 seconds
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464: PENGUIN BOY, Dangerous homeless people

Have you encountered dangerous homeless people, animals out of place, the question of the day, and Harland spots Penguin Boy. Lather my lightbulb!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/28/201333 minutes, 18 seconds
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3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #5

Yet another FLASHBACK SHOW per the request of the Pavement Pounders!! slice it and dice it!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/24/201330 minutes, 7 seconds
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463: THERE'S BEEN A RAPE, 80's band The FIXX

Something has been raped and it's sick, renting a limo, the FIXX in concert, and a fond road trip. Slap it in the happy!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/21/201336 minutes, 43 seconds
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3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #4

As requested by you, the listeners, we are slowly playing back the first 42 episodes because they are not in the archives. ENJOY!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/17/201329 minutes, 38 seconds
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462: A dog is choked by a man, Let's talk RESPECT.

A naked man chokes a dog, how do you show respect, the question of the day, who picks the eatery? Harland's new stand up special! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/14/201336 minutes, 15 seconds
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461: Harland creates a new word. Senior Fuentes drops by!

Harland invents a brand new word, the question of the day, imposter web sites, Harland reviews the movie IMPOSSIBLE, and Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit. Black and blue shoe!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/10/201336 minutes, 4 seconds
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460: FUTURISTIC ROBOTICS, A WOMAN LOCKED IN A MALL

Today we discuss incredible futuristic robotics, a woman is locked in a grocery store, the question of the day, and the 1st review of my new stand up comedy special. Blast my blast furnace!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/7/201332 minutes, 8 seconds
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459: HAPPY NEW YEAR SHOW. DR. ASCOT, PREDICTIONS

The 1st show of the year, with new years predictions, a visit with DR. ASCOT, rock group ABBA, and the question of the day. Old slang Zine my friends!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/3/201335 minutes, 37 seconds
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3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #3

Per your request, another one of the earliest episodes that has never been posted, it's #3, enjoy Swingle swangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/27/201229 minutes, 52 seconds
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458 Harland meets PAMELA ANDERSON, again! McRib is back!

Harland talks about his recent meeting with superstar Pamela Anderson, the McRib sandwich is back yuuuck, Harland sings you a Christmas song, and the question of the day. Flap it and grind it!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/24/201231 minutes, 52 seconds
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457: Shootings in the USA, Xmas poems

Most of today's show is Xmasy, but I felt the need to talk about the children who were shot in yet another school rampage. On the lighter side we have the question of the day and a very special readin of T'was the Night Before Christmas. Sulpher salt mines!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/20/201232 minutes, 30 seconds
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456: The ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARADE, animal attacks.

This is a big one, the 45th annual Harland Highway Christmas parade, Xmas wishlists, animal attacks, and giving during the holidays. Glow little glowface!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/17/201245 minutes, 56 seconds
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455: XMAS HOMECOMING, Creepy Disney kids

Gift giving and home for the holidays, knives in the kitchen, creepy Disney kids. Blorne Identitree!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/13/201228 minutes, 25 seconds
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454: Capn'n Kirk drops by. Office Xmas stuff

Harland tries to talk his boss, Mr. Featherstone into throwing an Xmas party, The trouble with girl things, Christmas at the office, and a visit from Cap'n Kirk. Fish sand which!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/10/201241 minutes, 43 seconds
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453: COMPUTERS DESTROYING MANKIND, cop chases

Will computers destroy humanity? Have you been in a cop car chase? The question of the day, Canadian pop stars, a traditional Highway Xmas song. Jingle my blingle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/6/201233 minutes, 33 seconds
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452: YOU TUBES MOST WATCHED VIDEO, the Middle East.

The crisis in the Middle East is discussed, You Tube's most watched video, the Korean news, romantic letters from Samuel E. Quoke. Tingling in my ringwormling!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/3/201243 minutes, 48 seconds
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451: EPISODE 2 FLASHBACK SHOW

As requested by the Pavement Pounders, we are slowly rolling out the first 42 episodes, as they have not been posted. This is the 2nd Highway podcast ever produced, hope you enjoy!! Blinkety blunkity blink!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/29/201234 minutes, 23 seconds
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450: The WALKING DEAD, and Senior Fuentes!

Today we discuss the grossness of zombies, Christmas spoilers, are you an addict?, the question of the day, and a visit from Harland's gardener, Senior Fuentes. Bless your blisters!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/26/201234 minutes, 10 seconds
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449: Thanksgiving and MURDER!!

We celebrate Thanksgiving, there's been a murder, fishing for Osama, and remembering a friend. Clank my clunk!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/22/201230 minutes, 48 seconds
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448: JAMES BOND REVIEW. The death of a brand name

Today Harland talks about the new 007 movie Skyfall. Also, the death of an iconic foodstuffs, and dangerous behavior in the NFL. Slip your slap face!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/19/201234 minutes, 42 seconds
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447: Running over animals and socializing.

Today we discuss the best way to run over animals and discuss different levels of socializing. Trim your trollup!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/12/201232 minutes, 27 seconds
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446: A treat for a private body part!

The elections are over, let's discuss, an amazing health food re-examined, question of the day, a treat for a private body part. Bury the bad bone!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/9/201233 minutes, 48 seconds
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445: Presidential election, new pizza!!!

Today we discuss the presidential election, new pizza surprises, the fun fall season, and a new announcement about my NEW comedy special. Blast my laser ray face!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/5/201237 minutes, 36 seconds
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444: Endagered species interview, cold and flu season.

Harland interviews an expert on our vanishing wildlife, coping with sign language, fake colds, and reading letters from brief encounters. Bag my bag lady! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/1/201237 minutes, 40 seconds
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443: THE HALLOWEEN PODCAST

Today we talk Halloween, pumpkins and have some very scary guests on the show today! Arooooouuuuwwwwwwwww!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/30/201231 minutes, 17 seconds
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442: Buildings, Ass picking and funky food!!!

Today I discuss the history of your building, people who pick their asses, and strange foods to eat in public. Crabble my Scrabble!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/25/201233 minutes, 43 seconds
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441: Listener PHONE CALLS, Krinky McKringles the leprechaun

Today we play your phone calls and answer your questions, a very strange parcel is delivered, Krinky McKingles the leprechaun drops by for a visit. Sweet nose dip!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/22/201236 minutes, 4 seconds
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440: CINNAMON BOY, also, JUSTIN BIEBER and Harland meet.

That rat bastard Cinnamon Boy drops by the studio, Harland meets pop sensation Justin Bieber, and what's with the presidential debates? Scoop and poop!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/18/201242 minutes, 37 seconds
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439: Comic/actor TOM GREEN is todays special guest.

Today I have an in depth talk with Tom Green about his life, loves, regrets, and the future. It's a sweet sweet session of silliness!! Blunk blat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/15/201249 minutes, 9 seconds
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438: ARNOLD SWARTZENEGGER interview, FREDDY KRUGER TOO!

Arnold Swartzenegger is interviewed on the Parsley Papers, What's hanging in your window? The bird flu, is it back? And Freddy Kruger drops into the studio to read love songs. Whack my tabbacky!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/11/201232 minutes, 20 seconds
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437: The QUEEN OF ENGLAND calls in for a 2nd time.

For some reason the Queen of England calls in again to discuss the nude photo scandal, a very strange fishing story, when were you last at the doctors office? Tangy tootsie rolls!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/8/201233 minutes, 27 seconds
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436: Life Coach DR. DEBBIE THYMER takes calls, space ships.

Life coach Dr. Debbie Thymer takes calls from listeners, Harland has a run in with a space craft, an old saying "My eyes are up here", is examined. Wafly waffly waffle cones!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/4/201238 minutes, 30 seconds
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435: DR. ASCOT returns, Harland attacked in his sleep!

Dr. Ascot is back with another shrink session with Harland, odd pastries, remaking songs, and Harland gets attacked in his sleep. Holy, holy water!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/1/201239 minutes, 29 seconds
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434: Singer/songwriter Sterling Mire is today's guest.

Today we discuss music, helicopters, kangaroos, periods, and oh so much more with the lovely and talented Sterling Mire. Bundle your fun-dle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/27/201247 minutes, 34 seconds
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433: Should JESUS have been killled? Strange body parts.

Today we hear tape of someone telling us about our sins, Harland starts asking lots of questions about this, also, there are parts of your body you have never seen. Trample my sample!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/24/201236 minutes, 16 seconds
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432: Call from QUEEN OF ENGLAND, a new App.

Harland takes a call from Queen Elizabeth regarding the topless photos of Kate Middleton, A tribute to an old friend who passed away, what's up with fortune cookies? And Harland announces some cool NEW stuff. Frock and froll dude!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/20/201234 minutes, 14 seconds
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431: Senior Funetes. A trip to the mall of depression.

Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit, going to the mall gets to be a big downer, what in the name of the law is going on?? Burnt toast tips!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/17/201235 minutes, 49 seconds
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430: Comedian Cort McCowan is today's special guest.

Court and I discuss love, war, music and babies. Wally wally oxenfree!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/13/201257 minutes, 4 seconds
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EPISODE #1 - FLASHBACK - The very 1st Harland Highway.

EPISODE #1 - FLASHBACK - The very 1st Harland Highway. At your request we are playing back the 1st Harland Highway podcast ever. This is the start of the first forty two unarchived podcasts that we will roll out SLOWLY over the upcoming months. Listeners have been asking for these for a long time, so here we GO!! Moth ball mongo fever!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/10/201239 minutes, 5 seconds
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429: BIGFOOT is DEAD! Campfire Timmy sings camp songs.

Bigfoot has been killed, we discuss, Campfire Timmy drops by to sing summer campfire songs, and how much do you like surprises?? Crawl along your drawl!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/6/201230 minutes, 9 seconds
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428: BARACK OBAMA interview, Aumish attacks.

Charles Parsley interviews President Barack Obama on The Parsley Papers, TV snack and TV commercials, Let's talk about hair, and attacks on the Aumish people. Mighty metal metal detector!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/3/201233 minutes, 36 seconds
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427: GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in, listener messages too.

We get a call from George Michael from WHAM, using middle names, a Muppet has died, and phone calls from listeners. Turn over your burn rover!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/30/201233 minutes, 56 seconds
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426 Romantic letters with SAMUEL E. QUOKE, Facebook BS.

Samuel E. Quoke stops by to read romantic summer letters, Facebook political bullshit, funny names to make you giggle, traffic report from Sandy Chopper, and there's a new Sheriff in town. Blast your bungee fingers!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/27/201244 minutes, 21 seconds
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425: SHREK DIRECTOR Conrad Vernon

An incredibly talented man, Director Conrad Vernon is on the Highway today to share stories and thoughts with us. Films credits include, Shrek 2, Aliens vs Monsters, Madagascar 3, to name a few. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/23/201247 minutes, 46 seconds
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424: Last Summer OLYMPIC event. The end of summer.

Harland discusses the last days of summer, a final trip to the Summer Olympics, the smell inside your car, and a phone call from a mysterious caller. Blank blunk blickle pickle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/20/201235 minutes, 11 seconds
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423: TIMMY campfire songs, Harland solves a mystery!!

Timmy the campfire kid drops by to sing summer campfire songs, Harland solves a Hardy Boys style mystery, going on a summer road trip, and encounters with spider webs. Blunch my blorch teeth!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/16/201237 minutes, 45 seconds
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422: CINNAMON BOY, The summer Olympics.

Cinnamon Boy visits the studio, why do we have to point out skin color? The summer Olympic Games with Charles Parsley, menu's are getting too complicated. Royal roast beef face!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/13/201236 minutes, 3 seconds
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421: JACK NICHOLSON is Harland's guest, Olympic games.

Jack Nicholson drops by the studio to discuss one of his more underrated movies, We go LIVE to the summer Olympics with Charles Parsley, talking about smiles, and we take your phone calls. Slab a giant crab!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/9/201239 minutes, 11 seconds
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420. Harlland will BRAINWASH you, Live at OLYMPIC GAMES

Harland is going to brainwash you with a catchy song, Charles Parsley covers events at the summer Olympics, taking doctors advice, things we all share..quickly. Gamma ray gammatron oil!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/6/201234 minutes, 23 seconds
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419: Harland Announces his NEW TV SERIES! Swallowed by whales!

Harland Announces his NEW animated TV SERIES, Harland's wild encounters with whales! We go LIVE tot the summer Olympics with commentator Charles Parsley. Freak my deek!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/2/201245 minutes, 8 seconds
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418: DRAGONS are real! Buy a gun day!

Harland finds a real live dragon, buy a gun day, summer cannonball's, naming your car, doggie clothes, the Denver shooting, hot VS cold. Slap a crap trap!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/30/201233 minutes, 21 seconds
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417: New way to MURDER! Harland stopped by COPS!

Harland comes up with a new way to commit murder, traveling news anchors, advertising everywhere, the reason we snore, taking a live caller, and Harland gets pulled over by Southern police. Burbldee blerbldee doo!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/26/201243 minutes, 3 seconds
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416: Harland's femenine side, Dr. Ascot, toenails.

Harland explores his feminine side, men's toenails, depressed whales, irritation at the hotel check in, girls with deep voices, and a vist with Dr. Ascot. Lord love a lumpy flump!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/23/201236 minutes, 55 seconds
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415: Harland Live at Improv, New pets, lip gloss

Harland does storytelling live on stage, new specie of house pet, cases of mistaken identity, lip gloss craze. Candy striped wheelbarrow!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/19/201234 minutes, 35 seconds
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414: Adult toys, shark attack, Jolly Joker Jr.

Do you have any adult toys? Man killed by a shark, babies in freezers and Jolly Joker Jr, returns. Click clack clunk!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/16/201232 minutes, 2 seconds
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413: Special guest, actress HOLLY LYNCH

Harland talks love, life, and nuttiness with beautiful actress Holly Lynch. Cranberry swing sets!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/12/201255 minutes, 14 seconds
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412: HARLAND AT CRAZY HOLLYWOOD PARTY, Bruce Lee theme park.

Harland gives you a detailed report from his insane Hollywood party, girls, celb's, and the Ten Commandments?? What? Also, Bruce Lee theme park, and smokers cough!! Ring rang rung!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/9/201232 minutes, 44 seconds
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411: COMEDIAN ADAM RAY

Comedian ADAM RAY and I discuss heaven, the Wolverine, demented children, and yes, the Harland Highway Animal Quiz. Slam dunk funk!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/5/20121 hour, 3 minutes, 49 seconds
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410: SALVADOR DALI, junk mail, Japanese robot joker

Harland visits the Salvador Dali museum, Reading junk mail, airplane bathrooms, and a vist from Japanese robot joke teller Jolly Joker Jr.. Crinkly crumpet sauce!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/2/201233 minutes, 22 seconds
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409: GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM calls in. Smoking kills

GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM calls in. Smoking and how it kills you, taking tickets, kissing smokers, tornadoes are coming. Glump an underwater pump!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/28/201234 minutes, 4 seconds
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408: Harland's SHARK encounter, Senior Fuentes, American freedom

Animal attacks, robot joke teller, Harland encounters sharks, a visit from Senior Fuentes, the fragility of American Freedom. Flap my steak flake!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/25/201243 minutes, 36 seconds
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407: Listener mail bag, Romantic letters, Annoying Orange

Today we read your letters to the Highway, Harland on a new TV show, law suit from a fat guy, and romantic letters form Samuel E. Quouck. Sizzle my drizzle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/21/201248 minutes, 39 seconds
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406: BBQ EDDY RETURNS, hunting whales, Google

BBQ Eddy comes out for summer beers, Harland cleans his fridge, the new Google car, the use of blow darts, whale huntin in Hollywood, tricks you can do with shrimp. Sunday bloody funday!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/18/201233 minutes
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405: BBQ EDDY RETURNS, The 'G' spot, Chin Ho Hawaii 5-O

BBQ EDDY RETURNS, finding the 'G' spot, Chin Ho from Hawaii 5-O stops in, skin moisturizer, liposuction, Harland goes to a bike race, there's water on Mars, and Nat Geo irritations. Flick my Bic!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/14/201233 minutes, 13 seconds
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404: HARLAND AND MAJOR CAR CRASH, Killer bees.

Here the on the spot account of Harland and a major car crash. also, new cars?? And Killer bees and insect sex. Bless my bagpipes!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/11/201233 minutes, 44 seconds
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403 Sex with a dog, hot models, Comicon AZ

Sex with a dog?? Hot model dating, Harland visits the Comicon comic convention in Arizona, Maxi Pad confessions, terms of endearment. Ker-BLUUUNK!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/7/201234 minutes, 19 seconds
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402: SPECIALL GUEST Justin Ian Daniels

My hilarious comedian/actor buddy, Justin Ian Daniels hogs the show today. Insights, mysteries and of course the Harland Highway Animal Quiz. Put pork on your splork!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/4/201245 minutes, 20 seconds
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401 BANKSY graffiti artist, Geting old, advertising

Contreversial BANKSY graffiti artist, Geting old, advertising, fixing the back, signals from outer space. Blunk snunk!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/31/201233 minutes
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400-B The live in studio 400th

This is 400 - B the IN STUDIO AT UNIVERSAL CITY episode. Live calls and webcast. This is the second 400th episode thrown by my boss Mr. Featherstone after the threat of lawsuits. ENJOY!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/28/20121 hour, 24 minutes, 55 seconds
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400 WOW 400 we celebrate with Timmy the campfire boy and my boss Mr. Featherstone.

Unbelievable! 400 episodes of The Harland Highway! Thanks to all you Pavement Pounders for being here. We celebrate in Mr. Featherstones office right out of the gate. What could go wrong? Right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/22/201245 minutes, 8 seconds
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399: Harland meets JACK NICHOLSON, Fat kids, sexual harassment

Harland meets movie legend JACK NICHOLSON, Fat kids, sexual harassment, child discipline, and fun times with eggs. Swish swash swuck!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/21/201236 minutes, 19 seconds
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398: SARAH CALONNA - AUTHOR, COMEDIAN, ACTOR

SARAH CALONNA, a very funny and talented author and comedian shares her insights with us today. We chat about relationships, North Korea, and do a Celebrity Quiz at the end of the show. Yes indeedy doodle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/17/201256 minutes, 58 seconds
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397: CELEBRITY RACES, MASSAGES, SAYING PRAYERS

Car names, massage chairs, fast talking folks, celebrity races, birds, and the argument over prayers. Bless my face!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/14/201232 minutes, 45 seconds
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396: MOTHERS DAY, STARING AT ASS, PRANK CALL

It's mothers day, checking out asses, killer whales, yummy toothpaste, a prank call to a bird sanctuary. Steam my dry clean!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/10/201232 minutes, 44 seconds
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395: CINNAMON BOY, LOTTERY LOSER, DR. ASCOT

A visit from Dr. Ascot, losing the lottery, spooning, KFC cooking facts, trouble with the police, cooking your own food, and Cinnamon Boy stops by. Twist my Twizzle sticks!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/7/201234 minutes, 44 seconds
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394: DRIVE THRU HELL, SENIOR FUENTES

Trapped in drive thru hell, squirrels and rats, eating right with bananas, a visit from my gardener Senior Fuentes, the NEW you. Trickle trackle trinkle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/3/201232 minutes, 32 seconds
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393: CUTE DOG STORIES, SPITTING, AIRPLANE HELL

New shoes, spitting everywhere, some cute dog stories, airplane take off hell, and a visit from Captain James T. Kirk. Sandbag my marmalade!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/30/201234 minutes, 23 seconds
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392: LISTENER MAIL BAG, KNITTING, CANDY

Today we read some listener mail, sour candy obsession, leftover food, receipts, and who knits anymore? Burn my suntan oil!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/26/201232 minutes, 35 seconds
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391: HARLAND'S LIVE STAND UP, ZOO GUY VISITS WITH ANIMALS

Hear Harland going toe to toe with a live crowd, a peek into the dictionary, are you getting old, book announcement, a visit from the Buffalo zoo with live animals in studio. Curl up my burlap!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/23/201232 minutes, 50 seconds
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390: A VISIT WITH MY BOSS MR. FEATHERSTONE, CHEST HAIR, NEW MOVIE ANNOUNCEMENT

Weird stuff, news about my latest movie, coffee cops, owning a fish tank, chest hairs, and a visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone. Sweet sliced up pizza slices!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/19/201239 minutes, 41 seconds
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389: CAPTIAN KIRK, MONOPOLY GAME, FOOD.

Going to the bank, Monopoly game, computer ports, food delivery, food chunks, things in 3's, movies in cars. Crab crawling cringlenut!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/16/201232 minutes, 1 second
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388: Rock band The DOORS, iPad 3, giving to charity.

The promoter of rock legend the Doors is here, the new iPad 3, giving to charity, getting scammed, and what do dreams mean? Corn flake fever baby!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/12/201232 minutes, 48 seconds
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387: GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM, SENIOR FUENTES

Singer George Michael calls the show, Spam, monsters on the loose, creating a sleep button, a very special birthday, Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit. Chew your gum bum!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/9/201234 minutes, 13 seconds
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386: COW FARTS, COMPUTER HACKERS, HEAVEN

Going to heaven, cow farts, the LORAX movie, computer hackers, new ice cream flavors, eye ear nose and throat doctors. Clunkey crackle corn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/5/201243 minutes, 18 seconds
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385: ROMANTIC LETTERS by SAMUEL E. QUOK, MICHAEL JACKSON VISIT

Ankle socks for men, romantic letters as read by Samuel E. Quok, food supply, knowing yourself, and Jacko drops in for a visit. Termite twittle teets!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/2/201232 minutes, 11 seconds
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384:PILL POPPING, STANLY KUBRICK TRICKS, HARLAND LIVE STAND UP

Harland's live stand up, Director Stanley Kubrick pulls a fast one on us, tooth aches, popping pills, and Harland learns a new language. Marvelous muffin meats!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/29/201234 minutes, 20 seconds
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383: LIFE COACH Dr. DEBBIE THYMER, OBNOXIOUS NOISES

Obnoxious noises, Life coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, lucky driving scenarios, geography names, water pipes and electric cords. Flash a boom bang - a!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/26/201233 minutes, 27 seconds
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382: Dr. ASCOT, I FOUND A DEAD BODY?? CHEESCAKE FACTORY

A visit with Dr. Ascot, microwave food problems, I found a dead body, yikes! Understanding the Cheescake Factory!!! Whipped buttery bloom bloom buns! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/22/201230 minutes, 42 seconds
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381: GOODBYE TO AN OLD FRIEND, ROBOTS, BAD DRIVERS

Saying goodbye to an old friend, business cards, drivers with distractions, robotic phones. Slurp a slap monkey!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/19/201232 minutes, 3 seconds
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380: LEPRECHAUN KRINKY McKRINGLES, NEW PROMO GONE WRONG

My boss Mr. Featherstone implements a new promo for the Highway and it's godawful, testing 123, you have a THINGY, noises from inside us, and leprechaun Krinky McKringles. Twisted butter buns and bedknobs!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/15/201235 minutes, 3 seconds
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379: CELEBRITY RACES WITH KARDASHIANS, KRINKY McKRINGLES THE LEPRECHAUN

It's celebrity races featuring the Kardashians, playing ping pong, going numb, where to go in a time machine, rats and rodents, and the worlds most annoying leprechaun, Krinky McCrinkles. Fresh, frosty, foam face!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/12/201236 minutes, 13 seconds
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378: ME, VINCE VAUGHN, AND A FIGHT ON AN AIRPLANE

Too many things to do in your life, a crazy Vegas flight where a fight breaks out all around me and Vince Vaughn, and rainbows. Sweet colored cloud puffs!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/8/201233 minutes, 42 seconds
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377 SPECIAL GUEST David Koechner, SNL, Anchorman, hilarious!

Very SPECIAL guest, funnyman, actor, comedian DAVID KOECHNER from SNL, Anchorman, Talledega nights, e talk about the biz, Chris Farley, and of course the Harland Highway animal quiz. Saddle up my sling blade sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/5/201246 minutes, 46 seconds
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376 MASTURBATION, CELEBRITY RACES, TUG OF WAR

Today we discuss masturbation, old soap, idiot drivers, playing Tug of War, good luck charms, and presidential celebrity races. Bing bang bloomlips!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/1/201232 minutes, 30 seconds
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375: MURDER, DEATH AT KFC, DR. ASCOT

Doctor Ascot is in, our obsession with murder and death, a sad KFC story, and what is your dating history? Chingy's Freddy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/27/201233 minutes, 13 seconds
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374: CINNAMON BOY, ASSES, DOG STORIES

A cinnamon scare sweeps the nation, enter, Cinnamon Boy, dog years, sweet asses, DVD bonuses, hiding, hammering, and sleeping in. Twist my Twix bar!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/23/201237 minutes, 45 seconds
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373: CHARLIE LEE, DOO WOP MUSIC, PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY

Air shows, water fill up, a visit to Charlie Lee's Moonglow Tavern, the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the magic of doo wop music, and a cruel trick for you to play. Lemon my lime!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/20/201232 minutes, 58 seconds
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372: HARLAND IN THE HOSPITAL, MAGIC PEE, SENIOR FUENTES

Harland goes to the ER, frustrated parking, a visit from Senior Fuentes, brushing the teeth, and magical urinating. Lord love a tangerine onion skinner!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/16/201240 minutes, 38 seconds
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371 OOMPA LOOMPA'S, SNAKES, EVIL HOCKEY.

Your digital photo's, Oompa Loompa's, evil hockey players, snakes, and a visit from George Michael from WHAM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/13/201233 minutes, 58 seconds
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370 SPECIAL GUEST, JUSTIN IAN DANIELS!

My hilarious comedian/actor buddy drops by for a visit and we discuss love, life, death, and smelly rainbows. Also the Harland Highway Animal Quiz! Sweeeeeeeeeeet!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/9/201245 minutes, 38 seconds
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369: ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, DATING, MOOSE ATTACK

Listener phone calls, Illegal immigration, bad dating, when moose attack, a visit from Senior Fuentes. Snap a snap dragon!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/6/201232 minutes, 51 seconds
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368: CINNAMON BOY, TURNING INVISBLE, E-BAY

Yes, sadly that idiot Cinnamon Boy drops by today, uggg! Also, turning invisble, E-Bay purchases, junk in the trunk, and camera madness. Pollute Pluto!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/2/201232 minutes, 24 seconds
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367: SUPER HERO'S, REVENGE, AND DRAGONS!

Fast talking auctioneers, famous sayings, sleeping dragons, hero poses, getting revenge, NFL showboating, saving pennies. Big clumps of skunk munk!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/30/201234 minutes, 32 seconds
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366 - IT'S LISTENER MAILBAG. YOUR LETTERS AND SNAILS TOO!

In today's show I go through some, for the most part, angry letters from you the listeners, whooooo. Also, exotic foods, and an update on project Honey Badger. Boink Mr. Spock's teeth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/26/201246 minutes, 40 seconds
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CELEBRITY COMMERCIALS, AND NOSE HAIRS, HELL YEAH!

We'll be talking about those things as well as your dogs breath, your arms and hands, dutch ovens, and sadly, Timmy the Campfire Kid drops by to sing some of his retarded songs. Bless my sisters mess!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/23/201233 minutes, 43 seconds
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PODCAST 364

A very interesting freak! Tricks with your cell phone, Golden Globe winner Meryl Streep. Blop goes the Bleesle! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/19/201236 minutes, 13 seconds
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PODCAST 363

The sound of bagpipes, the election is on, first visit with Dr. Ascot 2012, Jimmney Cricket, my cousin releases a new CD and I play a cut. Pass the plop pickers!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/16/201233 minutes, 49 seconds
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PODCAST 362

Drinking wheatgrass, Tim Teebo, ordering at Starbucks, air fresheners, the cost of freedom popcorn style, mullets are back!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/12/201239 minutes, 3 seconds
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PODCAST 361

1st show of 2012 and a visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone, early morning monkeys, politeness, bird formations, and the cattle holocaust. Slurp a slap shot!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/9/201235 minutes, 2 seconds
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PODCAST 360

Ordering food properly, Christmas carols, Eggs, third eyes, fighting a cold. Glob my sisters cob!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/16/201130 minutes, 57 seconds
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PODCAST 359

Cross dressing problems, new fuels, life and money, Hanibal Lectre. Blunk my skunk!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/14/201132 minutes, 21 seconds
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PODCAST 358

Is the shuttle program sexual? Listener voice mail, gang signs, Hannibal Lecter, deafness, Harland's interview with actor Jay Mohr. Swap your swip sweep!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/12/201136 minutes, 56 seconds
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PODCAST 357

Dating scam, Charlie Lee and the Moonglow Tavern, twitchy legs, Harland makes a 911 call, do unto others, underground caves. Back street bingo boys!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/9/201140 minutes, 44 seconds
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PODCAST 356

Texting and flirting, a visit from Dead Julia Childs, English driving rules, a deadly phone app, and a call from rocker George Michael. Burp my bongo baby!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/7/201133 minutes, 43 seconds
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PODCAST 355

A visit from my special guest, actor, artists, singer, Toby Huss. Stories from Down Periscope and others, plus Xmas songs and the Harland Highway animal quiz. Curl up your clunk munk! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/5/20111 hour, 7 minutes, 34 seconds
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PODCAST 354

The start of Christmas, going to food court, Gene Simmons mouth, Thanksgiving food, morning mouth, freezer burn, what the TRUCK. Clam baked bonnie shells!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/2/201136 minutes, 28 seconds
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PODCAST 353

Chemicals in our food, Baskin Robbins, UFO crop circles, Ashton Kutcher divorce, TV dinners, and an annoying call from George Michael from WHAM. Sandblast momma's melon patch!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/30/201137 minutes, 42 seconds
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PODCAST 352

More and more taxes, Car repairs, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Timer, dangerous animals. Fold and flap your furnace!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/28/201132 minutes, 21 seconds
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PODCAST 351

Running, listener voice mails, animal attack, a celebrity sighting, Dr. Ascot, and a special announcement. Twist your twinkle toes!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/25/201132 minutes, 45 seconds
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PODCAST 350

It's the Thanksgiving Day Special Podcast. It's all about turkey day, including the Harland Highway 59th annual Thanksgiving day parade. Have a great one!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/23/201145 minutes, 59 seconds
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PODCAST 349

Trouble at a protest, octopi, weather people, Harland goes into Occupy Wall Street march, fake lady lumps. Clang my boomerang!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/21/201141 minutes, 46 seconds
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PODCAST 348

Stupid consumer purchases, a call to Dildo, Canada. Road hoggers, babies in the tummy, phone message menu, killing my cell phone. Bunk bed banana blisters!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/18/201134 minutes, 26 seconds
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PODCAST 347

Listener Mailbag, scarecrows, fat solutions, residue food, Gatorade. What a wonderful walnut fest!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/16/201132 minutes, 21 seconds
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PODCAST 346

Tanning salon fiasco, the Michael Jackson verdict, plane tires, the Honey Badger guy. WOOOOOOOONNNNK!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/14/201133 minutes, 9 seconds
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PODCAST 345

Ramp snobs, voicemails, the life of cows, security protection, and Dr. Ascot!. Scrape my tiny teeth!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/11/201132 minutes, 6 seconds
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PODCAST 344

TV shows I've seen, sleep problems, voicemails, smokers, and Timmy sings some campfire songs. Plumb flavored rump balls!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/9/201132 minutes, 50 seconds
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PODCAST 343

Fingernails, Halloween scares, kids and God, calling the zoo, leading men who yell in movies. Bundle up my brumblebushes!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/7/201130 minutes, 54 seconds
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PODCAST 342

What's with Greece? Being scared, fake boobies, a cal from Christopher Walken, the fall of the system, mac and cheese. Super puffed wonder duffs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/4/201143 minutes, 48 seconds
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PODCAST 341

Special guest, actor, comedian, Justin Ian Daniels drops by the Highway for a visit. Gooey, lemony, fun!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/2/201150 minutes, 26 seconds
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PODCAST 340

Lost in the corn, warewolfs, Yoda upgrade, romantic letters, American freedom and the Wall Street occupiers. Blasts of minty mongo meat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/31/201138 minutes, 30 seconds
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PODCAST 339 - HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

It's the scary Halloween Special with Dead Julia Childs, my adventure in a graveyard, scary Halloween poems, and a scary visit with Dr. Ascot. BOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO yaaayyy BOOOOOOOO!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/28/201136 minutes, 52 seconds
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PODCAST 338

I am mad at my face, listener phone messages, flamingos, Senior Fuentes, students,tennis. Land ahoy garlic face!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/26/201133 minutes, 12 seconds
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PODCAST 337

Reading with Braile, solids, liquids, and gas, home repairs, a new trick with my phone, body fluids, movie talk. Gaggle my geese!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/24/201132 minutes, 24 seconds
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PODCAST 336

Keeping warm, Baby wipes, Air fresheners, listener celebrity impressions, The Walking Dead TV show. Snorkle your slippers off!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/21/201132 minutes, 57 seconds
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PODCAST 335

New foxy hairdoo, learning to relax, learning to work, listener voice mails. Bless my Cabbage Patch Dolls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/19/201132 minutes, 35 seconds
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PODCAST 334

Eating and talking at the same time, a new language, Senior Fuentes, Seat belt mystery, fake owls, and, are you being good?? Bless my bacteria stains!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/17/201137 minutes, 7 seconds
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PODCAST 333

A police story, twitchy legs, Dr. Ascot, building miracle, the color of our skin. Twisty twirly twizzle sticks!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/14/201134 minutes, 17 seconds
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PODCAST 332

Steve Jobs founder of Apple R.I.P. Listener voice mails, Googled. Sweet martian fudge feast!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/12/201132 minutes, 20 seconds
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PODCAST 331

Car speakers are too loud, an interview with Angelina Jolie, the lost art of whistling, are you a good lay? And, a visit to Chinatown. Snap my snow peas!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/10/201135 minutes, 8 seconds
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PODCAST 330

The art of insults, new zoos, are you boring? death at the airshow, Krinky McKringles. Sweater over sweater!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/7/201138 minutes, 11 seconds
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PODCAST 329

Is taxing the rich right? Is it fair? Computer codes, and actress/model Amber Rachelle Coyle drops in for more triple X talks. Lemon my lemon juice!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/5/201142 minutes, 28 seconds
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PODCAST 328

The letter 'S', Eskimo sled teams, listener voice mail, George Michael promotes new charity. Bless my blisters, misters!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/3/201134 minutes, 20 seconds
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PODCAST 327

The crusafix, comedian Kathleen Madigan, termite control, Dr. Ascot, listener voicemails, the use of capital LETTERS. Smash my wash board! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/30/201131 minutes, 35 seconds
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PODCAST 326

People who snoop, death of Mcdonalds, what has happened to men? scared stiff, and George Michael calls in drunk from England. Pork and bean butterfly soup!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/28/201135 minutes, 27 seconds
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PODCAST 325

Deer in the yard, grocery store stalker, German story, celebrity races, impressions, food crashes, women eaters. Slurp a sack of cashews!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/26/201135 minutes, 42 seconds
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PODCAST 324

Bug invasions, a visit from Dead Julia Childs, speaker phones, trophies, gender shopping, cooked meats, and quick tips. Bless your burnt nostril flares! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/23/201134 minutes, 13 seconds
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PODCAST 323

Comedian Justin Ian Daniels drops by for more merriment and madness. Today we talk about sex, food, and stepping in it, and of course The Harland Highway Quiz. Boil your brown socks!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/21/201135 minutes, 8 seconds
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PODCAST 322

Pickup truck magic, Charlie Lee tries out a new dish on Harland, Russia takes over the north pole, quick tips, bi-polar discussion, and Harland promo's his new Disney movie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/19/201132 minutes, 9 seconds
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PODCAST 321

Silent farts, celebrity races, man hands and kooky calves, Quick tips, and Dr. Ascot. Grind your duck pond!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/16/201133 minutes, 59 seconds
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PODCAST 320

Today it's listener MAIL BAG, where I read and respond to all your letters to the Harland Highway. Sweet carbon dated crab cakes!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/14/201133 minutes, 55 seconds
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PODCAST 319

A visit from special guest Mellisa Villasenor, an incredible impressionist from this years America's Got Talent show on NBC. Hear about the show as well as a bunch of her incredible impersonations. Holy pie slap!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/12/201149 minutes, 42 seconds
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PODCAST 318

Getting snagged, windshield sprayers, quick tips, voice-mails, recalled cars, a call from George Michael from WHAM. Pull my purple potato!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/9/201132 minutes, 45 seconds
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PODCAST 317

Ugly kids vs pretty kids, female deoderant, movie talkers, quick tips, drive thru's, mannequins, and god forbid, Cinnamon Boy! Bake my crunch cake!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/7/201131 minutes, 52 seconds
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PODCAST 316

Today I discuss zit creams, speech impediments, sewer lids, pizza slices, bees and cell phones, and a stoner calls the hotline. Bless my boiled bean sprouts!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/5/201131 minutes, 31 seconds
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PODCAST 315

Heavy groceries, Harland gets Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher, Migrane headache relief, and Dr. Ascot. Wibble my wobbly wingle woggles! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/2/201135 minutes, 40 seconds
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PODCAST 314

Special guest, my friend Amber drops by and we discuss the world of women, sex, and relationships. Hold onto your hair doo this one gets wild! Hooooooooonkkkk!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/31/201143 minutes, 6 seconds
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PODCAST 313

Too old for dolls, Summer letters, mouth to mouth, Hurricane Irene, microphones, lunch with God. Slap my sandwich up!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/29/201136 minutes, 7 seconds
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PODCAST 312

Comedian Justin Ian Daniels drops by for a visit! Crinkle my crackle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/26/201144 minutes, 2 seconds
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PODCAST 311

Thick eye glasses, running not driving, the Goober Goblin, PMSing, I saw a nude guy, a special visitor comes to the studio, sex sensors. Fire up my staircase!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/24/201136 minutes, 47 seconds
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PODCAST 310

Concert tickets, Singer George Michael calls in, pillows, humans are evolving, home surprises, beer samples. Galvonize my alvonize!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/22/201132 minutes, 23 seconds
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PODCAST 309

Muscle women, drug sniffing dogs, mystery music, Michael Jackson drops by, getting a spanking, clever thief, tickets from cops. Sour cream and potato face!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/19/201134 minutes, 59 seconds
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PODCAST 308

A surprise guest visits the studio, technology comfort, a long listener voice mail is discussed. Berries with cream M'lady?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/17/201134 minutes, 26 seconds
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PODCAST 307

Speaking lessons, homeless greed, folding, fake boobs and new bras, Chin Ho from 5-O, The Cock the Ass and the Pussy. Wally wally Washington!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/15/201131 minutes, 40 seconds
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PODCAST 306

Alarm clock birds, quick tips, Senior Fuentes, podcast gimmick, email liars, Dr. Ascot. Twinkle my tonsil hairs!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/12/201138 minutes, 51 seconds
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PODCAST 305

Ice scream we all scream for ice cream, a very scary movie villain, NASA explores the sun, brushing teeth tip, my dinner with some Hollywood big wigs. Corny coco crunch!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/10/201131 minutes, 13 seconds
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PODCAST 304

Snoring problems, getting a massage, odd things in stores, a new blow up doll, and a live interview with WHAM frontman George Michael. Holy crumpet critters!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/8/201134 minutes, 17 seconds
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PODCAST 302

Harland goes on vacation, special thank you, hair gel, and a very special baby is born and it stinks. Blunderful is the same as wonderful!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/5/201134 minutes, 22 seconds
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PODCAST 301

Songs that bring back memories, the end of an era, James T. Kirk, and Dr. Ascot. Ring jing a chicken wing!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/3/201141 minutes, 43 seconds
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PODCAST 300

Can u believe it? 300 podcasts!!! On this one a visit to my boss Mr. Featherstone, a chat about lesbian koala's, Charlie Lee helps us celebrate 300 episodes, and do we all hate shopping carts or what? Here's to 300 more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/1/201130 minutes, 34 seconds
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Pet funerals, stuff in your eye, Angelina adopts, adult kids, pink eye. Just butter it!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/25/201130 minutes, 54 seconds
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PODCAST 298

Double sinks, a little poem for you, jamming rock tune, jumbo jet fever! Brussle my tussle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/22/201133 minutes, 58 seconds
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PODCAST 297

Curious George reading, "to die for", drunk street sweep, the fat internet, HOTTY alert, Bill Gates and his money, slow asses at the check out line. Billy has blister lips!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/20/201134 minutes, 41 seconds
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PODCAST 296

Beef Jerky, food guilt, the state of murder in the USA, marshmallows, things our dad's make us do, BBQ Eddy. Laser eye surgery my nostril!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/18/201135 minutes, 31 seconds
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PODCAST 295

Murder! Too many cooks in the kitchen, words, manuels, BBQ Eddy, trucks with balls, Dr. Ascot. Cork my corkscrew!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/15/201138 minutes, 22 seconds
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PODCAST 294

You are a bitch, listener mail bag, cinnamon boy, bbq Eddie. Slurp your salt water tinsel teeth!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/13/201137 minutes, 4 seconds
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PODCAST 293

Sea turtles and extinction, alarms, In god we trust, big ears, the pyramid mystery, the dollar bill. Whip my whelpie!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/11/201134 minutes, 8 seconds
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PODCAST 292

What would Jesus do, stop selling me sexy, hot sauces and hot foods, woodpeckers, sunglasses. Mumbly wumbly marmalade meat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/8/201133 minutes, 13 seconds
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PODCAST 291

A summer music festival, hi fi wiring, interview with actor Tom Green, who's got my money? A golden oldie (song). Mushy mump lumps!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/6/201133 minutes, 33 seconds
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PODCAST 290 4th of July

It's all about America on this podcast, yaaayyyyyyyyyyy! And the Johnny Rockets red glaaaareeeeeee!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/4/201145 minutes, 47 seconds
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PODCAST 289

Parking rage,Hitler, lost keys, new iPhones, farts, America is stupid, and Dr. Ascot. Sugar lumps and dingle buns!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/1/201138 minutes, 27 seconds
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PODCAST 288

Celebrity sighting, death defying moments, traffic, cockroaches. Lord love an onion bun!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/29/201132 minutes, 8 seconds
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PODCAST 287

Coins and collectors, the world of art, hockey depression, wild sex story, the Grand Canyon, listener phone messages. Wrinkle my tinkle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/27/201133 minutes, 44 seconds
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PODCAST 286

Special guest, comedian and actor Justin Schlagle. Bittersweet bunk cake!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/24/201150 minutes, 5 seconds
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PODCAST 285

Old skateboarders, Houdini and the world of magic, funny faces, ear lobe exploration, crazy sex story. Rumple my stilksens!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/22/201134 minutes, 8 seconds
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PODCAST 284

A special musical guest today, my cousin from the Barenaked Ladies, Kevin Hearn. Sweet glorious onion melts!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/20/201146 minutes, 8 seconds
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PODCAST 283

Female terrorists, chocolate diet, cell phone loud mouths, Dr. Ascot, fast food horror, raunchy sex story, dangerous jobs. Buffalo snot meat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/17/201133 minutes, 40 seconds
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PODCAST 282

Strange driving hazards, you're grounded, Starbucks, coffee, hobbies, Shaving hazards, Apple products. Lumpy lemon lump cakes!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/15/201133 minutes, 55 seconds
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PODCAST 281

Special guest Sean Tweedley drops in for chuckles and stories. Swing it wide sister!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/13/201144 minutes, 9 seconds
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PODCAST 280

Gross out commercials, dog rescues, tip on flying, horror movie the Omen, Seafood fiasco, and an annoying visitor to the studio. Swirl my lima beans!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/10/201132 minutes, 44 seconds
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PODCAST 279

Sex capade story, tall people and short people, listener mail bag, weather man complaints. It Chinese fun time boys and girls!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/8/201131 minutes, 7 seconds
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PODCAST 278

Naughty sex story, showering, long winded story tellers, garage doors, artistic purity, helpful tip. Bing bang BOOM baby!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/6/201134 minutes, 29 seconds
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PODCAST 277

Spring allergies, my new hero, crazy sex story, Dr. Ascot, the nutty thing about squirrels. Scooooooorrrrrrccch!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/3/201134 minutes, 35 seconds
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PODCAST 276

An interview with special guest Michael Rosenbaum from Smallville and Sorority Boys. Sweet Maple gravy!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/1/201141 minutes, 31 seconds
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PODCAST 275

The mystery hair, sad guitar players, hardwood floor fever, Senior Fuentes, garbage piles, pet love, a helpful tip from Harland. Gargle you gibble bits!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/30/201135 minutes, 5 seconds
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PODCAST 274

Helping too much, seat belts on planes, full moon fever, 1st class seating, indie films, Dancing with the Celebrities. Wagon train tinkle hairs!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/27/201131 minutes, 43 seconds
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PODCAST 273

Feng Shway, Magnet drivers, Timmy and his campfire songs, nap time, and trouble in phone sex land. Tharrrrr she blowwwwwwssss!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/25/201131 minutes, 57 seconds
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PODCAST 272

Jenny Craig hoax, small people, police training, Timmy and his campfire songs, Harland for president, and Harland reads a poem. Twinkldy dinkldy dee!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/23/201134 minutes, 7 seconds
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PODCAST 271

Evolving monkeys, dog sex, UFC cage fighter Chuck Liddell, career shelf life, Dr. Ascot. Pull my purple pogo stick!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/20/201132 minutes, 54 seconds
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PODCAST 270

Big, beefy mystery, Justin Shclagel interview concluded including the Harland Highway animal quiz. Moo quack meoww and woofffy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/18/201136 minutes, 10 seconds
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PODCAST 269

Cindy Crawford chronicles, role playing, internet fights, a mystery guest visits the studio, compact car parking, garlic lovers. Swampy sweet grasses indeed!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/16/201135 minutes, 45 seconds
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PODCAST 268

Lady GaGa is ga ga, dinosaur sounds, KFC with something new, the birds and the bees, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Slap your slippers silly!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/13/201133 minutes, 3 seconds
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PODCAST 267

An interview with Highway favorite Justin Shclegel. Momma get the ballpark franks!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/11/201132 minutes, 32 seconds
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PODCAST 266

Don't fear the reaper, public safety message, the color green, paper cuts, romantic letters by Samuel E. Quoke, addicted to email. Burn baby buuuurrrrrrnnnnn!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/9/201132 minutes, 27 seconds
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PODCAST 265

The back seat hump, Osama is DEAD, a listener apology from Harland, and Dr. Ascot. Cider, cinders, and Sunday's!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/6/201131 minutes, 25 seconds
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PODCAST 264

My final interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick. Sweet Scuttlebutt lodge!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/4/201149 minutes, 59 seconds
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PODCAST 263

My new hero, energy drinking, Senior Fuentes, interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick, Harland sings with the Cousins. Slurp a purple Slurpee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/2/201146 minutes, 10 seconds
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PODCAST 262

Babies at the movies, bugs and lights, interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick, a sad bird story. Fluffy flutty nutty's!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/29/201134 minutes, 19 seconds
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PODCAST 261

Cell phones kill, interview with comedian/actor Andy Dick, trucks on fire, road runners. Born to be krinkled!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/27/201131 minutes, 34 seconds
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PODCAST 260

Hairy girlfriends, romantic summer letters, summer love, poetry, interview with actor comedian Andy Dick. Slap your sugar loaf!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/25/201136 minutes, 10 seconds
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PODCAST 259

Fatties at the gym, A celebrity guest drops by the studio for a chat, tax the rich, Dr. Ascot. Fold my sheet face!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/22/201136 minutes, 12 seconds
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PODCAST 258

People who whisper, going underground, Angelina Jolie visit, Football drive thru, Cap'n Kirk invades the studio, BBQ Eddy, and the listner mail bag. Grab a scab dab!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/20/201140 minutes, 52 seconds
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PODCAST 257

President Obama wants the rich to pay more, BBQ Eddy, are you into yoga? golf nerds, accused of being high. Twirly wirly twist ties!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/18/201138 minutes, 8 seconds
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PODCAST 256

I'm going to play a dirty mind trick on you today, big birds in the sky, watching too much TV, BBQ Eddie, racism. Salad tong my falad flong!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/15/201137 minutes, 27 seconds
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PODCAST 255

New inventions, BBQ Eddy, Whale burgers, zoo sex tours, Celebrity Races, dog sex, swear word compliments. Curl up my bobby socks!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/13/201133 minutes, 25 seconds
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PODCAST 254

5 star dining, talking urinals, Sinkholes and potholes, BBQ Eddy, infomercial stupidity. Creamy crab soup sauce!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/11/201132 minutes, 2 seconds
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PODCAST 253

Plumbers, parking your car and tickets, listener voice mail, Dr. Ascot, breaking down "It Sucks", and BBQ Eddy is back for BBQ season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/8/201131 minutes, 49 seconds
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PODCAST 252

Hunting vs Groceries, red tailed hawk hunt, how to be cool, Celebrity Races, and gophers. Stack a sandbag on my Flowbee!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/6/201133 minutes, 36 seconds
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PODCAST 251 - NICK THUNE

My very special guest today is comedian NICK THUNE, love this guy. We'll be discussing life, animal attacks, Viagra, therapy, and of course participating in the Harland Highway nature quiz. Enjoy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/4/201159 minutes, 18 seconds
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PODCAST 250

McDonald's Big Mac, budding in line, how annoying is Sponge Bob? Senior Fuentes, truckers and trucker songs. Cabbage smells like lettuce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/1/201141 minutes, 40 seconds
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PODCAST 249

Spilling stuff, furs and guns, phone sex, frozen yogurt, and celebrity races. Merciful mongo meats!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/30/201136 minutes, 7 seconds
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PODCAST 248

Monday blues, phone messages, tuxedos, an annoying guest drops by, shopping at the 99 cent store, paparazzi. Buttered walnuts anyone?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/28/201134 minutes, 13 seconds
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PODCAST 247

Violence and rage, listeners call in and sing to the Harland Highway, the disaster in Japan, weekend snoozers, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Honey soak my sister teeth!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/25/201135 minutes, 9 seconds
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PODCAST 246

The succulent smells of sex, swearing and cussing, the art of telling jokes, and how much jewelry do you wear!!! Slap my deep fryer silly!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/23/201132 minutes, 21 seconds
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PODCAST 245

Going out for dinner with a group, Senior Fuentes, gardening, Charlie Lee wants on American Idol, crappy cell phone service. Wham bham thank you Spam!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/21/201134 minutes, 32 seconds
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PODCAST 244

Strange pizza, Senior Fuentes, Harland reads a poem, secrets in the men's room, scary new computers. Flip my furry flapjack!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/18/201132 minutes, 38 seconds
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PODCAST 243

St. Patrick's Day with visits from Kringee McKringles the Irish leprechaun, 80's roller rink flashback, V.I.P. sections, hairy armpits, a drunk Irish song, and bed bugs. Wash my water buffalo!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/16/201132 minutes, 41 seconds
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PODCAST 242

Special guest Tom Green, new shoes, stupid 911 and 411 calls, Cinnamon Boy, the art of eating seeds, caller request line. Watery winged vunder yah yah!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/14/201132 minutes, 36 seconds
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PODCAST 241

St. Patty's day leprechaun drops in, the Charlie Sheen fiasco, listener voice mail, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Burn my sisters gum line!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/11/201148 minutes, 37 seconds
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PODCAST 240

Donuts, VIZ Magazine Brit humor, A visit from Chin Ho Hawaii 5-0, listener voice mails, outdoor gals, rubber sidewalks. Crab bake oyster farts!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/9/201132 minutes, 29 seconds
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PODCAST 239 - Guest BRIAN PALERMO

My funny and insightful actor, improv, friend Brian Palermo drops by for interesting topics, some improv fun and of course the Harland Highway animal quiz! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/7/201145 minutes, 47 seconds
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PODCAST 238

Stupid phone greetings, British humor, need more information please, exciting celebrity sightings, check out lines at the grocery store. Sizzling stink wax!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/4/201134 minutes, 20 seconds
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PODCAST 237

Harland the law breaker, invitations to space aliens, filing for chapter 11, tazer guns, voice mails, Senior Feuntes, radio madness. Fold my paper face!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/2/201131 minutes, 49 seconds
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PODCAST 236

Viz Magazine, computer love, Celebrity races, the speed of a sneeze. Flap my greasy mud flaps!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/28/201134 minutes, 6 seconds
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PODCAST 235

A visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone, lottery winners, wireless stuff, Taxi's, Dr. Ascot, live satellite feed to Egypt. Blueberry face warts!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/25/201130 minutes, 55 seconds
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PODCAST 234

Charity event, UFO's, taggers, nude sunbathing with Jenifer Aniston, shooting horses, freedom in Egypt. Suckle my Knuckle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/23/201132 minutes, 57 seconds
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PODCAST 233

Old and fat security guards, YouTube and the YouTube game, weapons for sale, Iran gets the bomb. Polly wolly doodle all the day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/21/201134 minutes, 17 seconds
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PODCAST 232

Wind power, Uranus, world record holders, Dr. Ascot, Canadian singing voices, cock fights. Lightly boiled light bulb coils!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/18/201130 minutes, 25 seconds
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PODCAST 231

Blind people and seeing eye critters, Julia Childs cooking lesson, guys try to cook, a visit from Hawaiian law enforcement, strange discoveries, and the human race. Wobbly bobbly socks!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/16/201141 minutes, 13 seconds
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PODCAST 230

Babies, scented things, Phone in's, let's read a poem, and the miracle of birth. Blustery balooga buns!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/14/201135 minutes, 33 seconds
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PODCAST 229 - VALENTINES SHOW

Yes lovers, it's the Valentines show. Today we talk all about love and have guests and read mushy letters and take your phone calls and love, love, love, baby!!! Turtle egg delights!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/11/201135 minutes, 8 seconds
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PODCAST 228

Internet shut down, gay rainbows, a phone call to my son, boiled eggs, Valentine Day suggestions, special teams, sexual positions. Backwoods bungie candy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/9/201134 minutes, 34 seconds
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PODCAST 227 - JUSTIN SCHLEGEL DROPS IN

My hilarious comedian buddy Justin Schlegel drops by for another fun filled romp down the Highway! Burnt toast hairs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/7/201139 minutes, 14 seconds
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PODCAST 226

Parental attachment, jobs we refuse to do, a call to my son, comedian Sean Tweedley, Superbowl commercials, crazy phone calls, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Prune my pickled plumb sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/4/201133 minutes, 31 seconds
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PODCAST 225

What do you believe in? Riding on the bus, comedian Sean Tweedley, and yes, Valentines Day is coming. Sweet tears of tangerine love!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/2/201132 minutes, 48 seconds
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PODCAST 224

Baby pandas, dinosaur extinctions and dragons, listener mail, hunting gone awry. Silly sandals slurping seaweed!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/31/201134 minutes, 33 seconds
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PODCAST 223

Dangerous texting, American Idol stuff, Dr. Ascot, and the NEW Noah's Ark. Tumbling light bulb meat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/28/201133 minutes, 24 seconds
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PODCAST 222

Scary new computer, Half Baked movie clip, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, Shark fin letters, people who talk too much, strange visotor to the studio. Black and blue red purples!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/26/201134 minutes, 20 seconds
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PODCAST 221

Listener mail, cruise ships, award shows, zebra hunting, celebrity karaoke. Swollen blueberry buns!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/24/201131 minutes, 54 seconds
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PODCAST 220

Gum chewing, strange habits, comedian Gene Pompa drops by, and the ever annoying Dr. Ascot. Friday Night fun bags!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/21/201131 minutes, 19 seconds
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PODCAST 219

Raquetball, comedian Gene Pompa, Shark finning, lotteries, sad funeral news. Buttery butter buns!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/19/201132 minutes, 33 seconds
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PODCAST 218

Toenails and finger nails, Comedian Gene Pompa, voice mail, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, cash bonuses, cat allergies, wedding fat, and romantic night sounds. Tremble my tangerines!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/17/201134 minutes, 7 seconds
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PODCAST 217

Micro mites, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, bugs, football and tennis, and Dr. Ascot. BBQ my toadstools!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/14/201133 minutes, 37 seconds
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PODCAST 216

Decorating, sleep overs, finances, comedian Sean Tweedley, sleeping in, Harland goes to a basketball game. Tweet my turnip!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/12/201131 minutes, 56 seconds
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PODCAST 215

Pulp, American Idol freaks, book stores, driving distractions, Comedian Sean Tweedley, bad at math, timing. Eat my front lawn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/10/201130 minutes, 58 seconds
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PODCAST 214

Voice mail, pregnant men, comedian Sean Tweedley, airport pat down, hair and baldness, Dr. Ascot. Aluminum monkey warts!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/7/201131 minutes, 13 seconds
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PODCAST 213

Queens and kings, football rules, bull riding, home security, cows in the snow, charities, wrong numbers. Big balls of bo-bo bingles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/5/201134 minutes, 53 seconds
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PODCAST 212

Cheaters, corn dogs, body clocks, working out in the new year, sexy beds, pop up ads. Twiddly diddly dee!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/3/201133 minutes, 18 seconds
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PODCAST 211 - NEW YEAR

This is the new years eve show - listen in as I mingle at the new years party with all the cast and crew from the Harland Highway. And Happy New Year too!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/31/201037 minutes, 39 seconds
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PODCAST 210

The ozone layer, planning for the new year, Celebrity Races, cheese, sports rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/29/201038 minutes, 42 seconds
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PODCAST 209

A casual chit chat with an old friend. Sizzle my hot Tonka truck! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/27/201044 minutes, 35 seconds
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PODCAST 208

VHS tapes, Christmas carols, news stories and how they're told, Celebrity races. Sweet chicken cheese fries!! Merry Christmas everybody!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/24/201033 minutes, 10 seconds
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PODCAST 207

The doctor's office, Celebrity races, windows, toilet paper, and Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Butterscotch brumble breads!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/22/201032 minutes, 30 seconds
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PODCAST 206 XMAS PARADE

Yes today is the day, it's the 72nd annual Harland Highway Christmas Parade. Hope you enjoy the festivities and Merry Christmas!! Sugar plumb dingle buns! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/20/201038 minutes, 36 seconds
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PODCAST 205

Listener voice mails, dirty cars, movie snacks, Senior Feuntes, sneezing, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Bundles of biggles!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/17/201031 minutes, 49 seconds
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PODCAST 204

Dr. Debbie Thimer (Life Coach), new coffins, book readers, Christmas guests, Fight Night final round. Scottish Olive oil faces!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/15/201030 minutes, 25 seconds
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PODCAST 203

Positive people, Cameras, Dr. Ascot, putting up Xmas lights, and listener voice mail request. Blubbery balls of blongo meat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/13/201033 minutes, 36 seconds
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PODCAST 202

Fist pounding, celebrity Xmas carols, violent theme parks, celebrity races, catching the flu, bullies. Pardon my garden!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/10/201029 minutes, 54 seconds
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PODCAST 201

Credit card swipes, accents, voice mail, bacon, tractors, and a visit from a zoo keeper. Lovely lump meat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/8/201032 minutes, 55 seconds
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PODCAST 200

Hallelujah, it's Podcast number 200. Today we celebrate this milestone and also talk about man kissing, airline security, and cell phones. Eat a bag of party poppers kids!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/6/201032 minutes, 42 seconds
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PODCAST 199

Strange news story, your face, work out people, horrible publicity stunt, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Tuna ass face sandwiches!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/3/201033 minutes, 36 seconds
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PODCAST 198

Osama in hiding, voicemails, drying off, interview with IHOP waiter, armed soldiers, and Timmy the campfire kid. Curl my frenchfries!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/1/201037 minutes, 18 seconds
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PODCAST 197

Chocolate, Celebrity races, gay test, action figures, DNA, and Timmy campfire songs. Slap a starfish!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/29/201033 minutes, 21 seconds
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PODCAST 196

Voice mail, a twisted police report, dirty cell phones, smelly smokers, the car wash, and lastly Dr. Ascot. Bundles of burnt bongo drums!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/26/201032 minutes, 49 seconds
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PODCAST 195 - THANKSGIVING SPECIAL

It's our annual Thanksgiving day parade hosted by John Waters and John Starter - Have fun, and be sure to give thanks for your face! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/24/201053 minutes, 30 seconds
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PODCAST 194

A lecture from a comedian, listener voice mail where sex injury's are revealed, and then, there's trouble brewing on the Harland Highway, the future of the show hangs in the balance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/22/201038 minutes, 25 seconds
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PODCAST 193

Saying hello's, bumble bee prank, counterfeit money, voice mail, clothes shopping, dangerous sex. Bless my bacteria scabs!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/19/201033 minutes, 52 seconds
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PODCAST 192

Dangerous nature story, airport terminals, celebrity races, hiccup girl, UFO phone call, Strange fire rescue. Sizzle my walnut oil!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/17/201036 minutes, 58 seconds
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PODCAST 191

New fangled billboards, street lights, celebrity races, Harland sings a lovely love song, Timmy the campfire song kid. Peel my shrimp and call me Mongo!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/15/201030 minutes, 52 seconds
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PODCAST 190

New words, publicity stunt, ugly politicians, infomercials, Harry Potter, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Mingle my mangle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/12/201044 minutes, 46 seconds
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PODCAST 189

Kissing, dog surgery, ladies night, birthday news, voicemails, and Timmy King campfire songs. Peel my pork chops!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/10/201032 minutes, 58 seconds
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PODCAST 188

My birthday, teen heart throbs, voice mails, crows, car batteries, girl farts, mammoths. Pass the onion butter kids! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/8/201032 minutes, 52 seconds
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PODCAST 187

Family, grocery store baggers, BBQ Eddy, A visit from my cousin Kevin, loser friends, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Sun dried fudge meat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/5/201032 minutes, 35 seconds
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PODCAST 186

Strange kissing, Are you a track star? Sports screamers, smokers dying, news teasers, campfire songs, baseball caps. Windy water wipeouts!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/3/201032 minutes, 42 seconds
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PODCAST 185

Robins, earth worms, hot dogs, virgins, helicopter traffic reports, big announcement. Peel my fish scales!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/1/201032 minutes, 23 seconds
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PODCAST 184 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Full of horrifying special guests. You wont sleep well after this one! AROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/29/201029 minutes, 8 seconds
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PODCAST 183

Bottle returns, guest comedian, helmets, Google cars, Russian roulette, butter, running of the ....???? Whacky Tabaccckkky sauce!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/27/201033 minutes, 15 seconds
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PODCAST 182

Interview with my cousin Kevin, polls and pollsters, Russian roulette, call waiting, Halloween treats, Senior Fuentes, Quick tips, nicknames. Sweet tiddly winkles!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/25/201033 minutes, 19 seconds
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PODCAST 181

BBQ Eddy, more owl stuff, lawsuits, no, Dr. Ascot hate voicemail, and then of course, Dr. Ascot. Silver slumber dogs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/22/201029 minutes, 7 seconds
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PODCAST 180

Eating at the movies, eyebrows, charity issues, voicemail, old technology, romantic letters, organic food. Squeeze my pinch face!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/20/201031 minutes, 40 seconds
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PODCAST 179

Russian roulette, chicks and Halloween, I can fly, close but no cigar, voice mail for cheaters, Senior Fuentes. Moo moo moo went the cow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/18/201037 minutes, 36 seconds
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PODCAST 178

Cool movie dudes, street names, listener voice mails, rattlesnakes and cowboys, Cinnamon Boy, and Dr. Ascot. Sweet Apple chowder pie!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/15/201033 minutes, 16 seconds
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PODCAST 177

The finger, snack bar rip off's, Senior Fuentes, Outdoor kids, technology, nude chores, BBQ Eddy. Swimming salmon steaks matey's!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/13/201032 minutes, 7 seconds
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PODCAST 176

Russian roulette, politics and money, mission to mars, Space visitor to studio, valet parking, bad car commercials, the question of the day. Slap my tuna melt!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/11/201031 minutes, 50 seconds
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PODCAST 175

Cold sores, wisdom from the homeless, people watching, best friends, strange bear attacks, Dr. Ascot. Twist my slippers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/8/201033 minutes, 21 seconds
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PODCAST 174

Trust, CSI, Shoe store time, Romantic letters, butterflies, listener voice mails. Holy Tuba player Batman!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/6/201031 minutes, 29 seconds
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PODCAST 173

Sea creatures, Laughing at AIDS, Curious George, Life on earth, Rosa Louisa drops by. Corny cheese sauce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/4/201032 minutes, 28 seconds
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PODCAST 172

Dog diets, kicking dogs, listener voice mails, and Dr. Ascot. Sweet gurgling rain water juices!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/1/201035 minutes, 49 seconds
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PODCAST 171

U.S. citizenship, airport golf carts, Death Valley, Senior Fuentes, Rule of law, and phone messages. Gargle your bargle! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/29/201032 minutes, 54 seconds
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PODCAST 170

Amazing facts you didn't know, Dead Julia Childs, ghosts, street names, angel wings, and yes, Cinnamon Boy. Sweet mother of meatloaf! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/27/201031 minutes, 53 seconds
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PODCAST 169

Good God, I forget what's on this one - oh well, just have faith, dive in and enjoy a mystery grab bag of Harland Highway fun! HA HA... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/24/201032 minutes, 23 seconds
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PODCAST 168

Waiters, girl secrets, sea creatures, air safety, and phone messages. Gulp, I swallowed a tasty podcast!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/22/201031 minutes, 7 seconds
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PODCAST 167

How to tip, strange sounds, garage sale madness, old trucks, deja vu, owls, and info on my new indie movie Fudgy Wudgy Fudge Face! Blast off Billy Boy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/20/201028 minutes, 50 seconds
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PODCAST 166

This episode I sit down and have some great laughs with my friend Deven Green. Lots of fun stories, sweetsies, and even some singing too. Holy broiled butter sauce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/17/201040 minutes, 5 seconds
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PODCAST 165

Texting at the wheel, eating habits, a visit from Cinnamon Boy, politician support, logo's, and Rosa Louisa the cleaning lady. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/15/201030 minutes, 51 seconds
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PODCAST 164 - JUSTIN SCHLEGEL

Yes, my special guest is back, comedian Justin Schlegel. A fun filled interview including the Harland Highway animal quiz!! Sideribs and wide faces! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/13/201045 minutes, 17 seconds
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PODCAST 164

My hilarious buddy Justin Schlegel drops in again for more hijinx and dindydandy's! What a knuckle sadwich treat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/13/201045 minutes, 17 seconds
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PODCAST 163

Morning show rockers, outboard motors, Dr. Ascot, Animal destruction, and a visit from Rosa Louisa the cleaning lady. Burn my toast and call me Sally! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/10/201041 minutes, 46 seconds
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PODCAST 162

Tiger Woods divorce, the names of the United States, special drop ins from a hard rocker and the cleaning staff, and what's happening to the porno industry? Sweltering thumbtack sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/8/201032 minutes, 52 seconds
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PODCAST 161

Special guest Singer/songwriter Sterling Mire from her band Darlings of the Day! Lucious Melba toast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/6/201042 minutes, 53 seconds
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Serious stuff and fingernails too - sweeeet honey mustard cornbread! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/3/201033 minutes, 52 seconds
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PODCAST 159

A collection of silly Willy topics in today's fun time grab bag! Have fun kiddies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/1/201032 minutes, 14 seconds
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PODCAST 158 - JUSTIN SCHLEGEL

My very funny comedian friend Justin Schlegel is today's guest where we talk about many important and silly things. Be sure to put your face brace on for this one! Sweet mango chutney! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/30/201040 minutes, 20 seconds
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PODCAST 157

Cell phone loss, roller coasters, seat belt dangers, Olio, the ice cream guy, and talk about an 80's rock ledgend. Get the crab meat Billy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/27/201032 minutes, 15 seconds
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PODCAST 156

Big, fat balloons, people who work at night, celebrity endorsements, and yes, hair coloring. Sufferin' succotash shorts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/25/201029 minutes, 48 seconds
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PODCAST 155 - ORNY ADAMS

My special guest is a very funny comedian, Mr. Orny Adams, what a delightful treat indeed! Heavenly clam chowder delights! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/23/201043 minutes, 45 seconds
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PODCAST 154

The Ice Cream man, drive thru regrets, prisons, comas, A scaaarrryy horror story, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Blobs of blob meat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/20/201032 minutes, 8 seconds
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PODCAST 153

SPECIAL GUEST comedian Greg Fitzsimmons, facial expressions, Senior Fuentes, ceiling stains. Pass the pine nuts on the left hand side! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/18/201029 minutes, 14 seconds
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PODCAST 152

Too many survivor shows, air bags and seat belts, Harley Davidson noise and other motorcycle things. Cabbage wabbage! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/16/201031 minutes, 1 second
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PODCAST 151

Interview with cast of big Hollywood movie, What happened to Tom Cruze? Voicemails, and Dr. Ascot. Twirl my turnip sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/13/201036 minutes, 58 seconds
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PODCAST 150

The BIG question? Pee in the pool and crazy toilet seats, a visit from the local ice cream man. Buttery butter buns!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/11/201030 minutes, 18 seconds
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PODCAST 149 Justin Schlegel

My very special guest today is Justin Schlegel, a VERY funny comedian who is starting to blow up in the world of stand up comedy. Saggy sagebrush licorice!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/9/201046 minutes, 46 seconds
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PODCAST 148

UFO's, Charles Manson, the metric system, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Lumbering lumber yards! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/6/201034 minutes, 2 seconds
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PODCAST 147

Baseball, falling asleep at work, phone numbers, outer space stuff. Houston we have a garlic bud!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/4/201032 minutes
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PODACAST 146

Soccer blows, going to the dentist, caught in the act. Blundering blumber balls!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/2/201032 minutes, 5 seconds
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PODCAST 145

Donuts, truckers, gummy sidewalks, students and stickers, and Dr. Ascot. Twirly twinkly twiddleflies!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/30/201036 minutes, 25 seconds
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PODCAST 144

50/50, sleepwalking, ass pepper, nitrus gas, and when people change. Son of a sandpiper!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/28/201032 minutes, 9 seconds
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podcast 143

Manatee's, Getting old, Cinnamon boy, Old Faithful and PMS. Clam baked Brisquit!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/26/201032 minutes, 20 seconds
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PODCAST 142

Old technology, Sea monsters, Mother Mary, Confession, and Dr. Ascot. Trembling termite teeth!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/23/201029 minutes, 38 seconds
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PODCAST 141

Listeners letters from the Harland Highway mailbag, train accidents, the human body, cops and criminals. Tender sapling tips!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/21/201032 minutes, 5 seconds
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PODCAST 140

Street lights, 867 - 5309, must see lists, brains, gas stations. Finely shaved sun block!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/19/201031 minutes, 1 second
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PODCAST 139

Seatbelts, road trips, Mt. Rushmore, lightning, Ice cream parlors, gas prices, and Dr. Ascot. Watery wonder wheels!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/16/201032 minutes, 39 seconds
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PODCAST 138

Eggs, Elephant Man, leg hair, Harleys, and flat tires. Mumbo freaking jumbo!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/14/201039 minutes, 32 seconds
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PODCAST 137

Urban myths, Street lingo, customized pets, driving in the blind spot, honking the horn, hand writing madness. Butterscotch toenail sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/12/201031 minutes, 13 seconds
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PODCAST 136

Smoking, BBQ Eddy, Whiney rules, kids on planes, fast food, and Dr. Ascot. Merciful Mongo Meat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/9/201030 minutes, 31 seconds
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PODCAST 135

Diets, celebrity races, BBQ Eddy, bikinis, stamps, strange sports. Lumley lulb lunks!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/7/201031 minutes, 9 seconds
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PODCAST 134

New condoms, whack jobs, music lessons, romantic letters, pack rats, and the spring floods. LOvely luder bars!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/5/201031 minutes, 54 seconds
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PODCAST 133

Hair conditioner, baseball, Dr. Ascot, doormats. Garlicy sweet McSnuffins!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/2/201029 minutes, 47 seconds
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PODCAST 132

Pacemakers and fake body parts, BBQ eddy, pool toys, blow jobs and cockblocking, Senior Fuentes! Tingly tangly tangerines!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/30/201032 minutes, 9 seconds
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PODCAST 130

Special invite for Harland, spiders, tv remotes, bad kids, Senior Fuentes, and Celebrity Races. Timbly wimbly gimbly! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/28/201031 minutes, 37 seconds
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PODCAST 129

Butter, fashion and clothing, gray hair, men's nipples, and the ever so annoying Dr. Ascot. Twiddly diddly dee!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/25/201033 minutes, 41 seconds
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PODCAST 128

Tantalizing tid bits of twizzle sticks!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/23/201032 minutes, 45 seconds
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PODCAST 127

The oil spill, sno-cones, Senior Fuentes, Government secrets, insurance. Poppin poppy seed cake!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/21/201030 minutes, 28 seconds
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PODCAST 126

Tornadoes, Africa, Stretching, and something we all need, good manners. Somebody tell Paul Mcartney. Thundering walnut sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/18/201033 minutes, 47 seconds
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PODCAST 125

Old folks discounts, BBQ Eddy, Celebrity Races, bad backs, dust, change and coins, prom night, and toenails. Porky the pudgy Princess!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/16/201030 minutes, 40 seconds
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PODCAST 124

Let's talk about your pee and pizza. Also BBQ Eddy, Senior Fuentes, household cleanser, and letters from you as we dip into the listener Mail Bag. Slumberin slug lips! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/14/201031 minutes, 29 seconds
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PODCAST 122

Critters in your house, celebrity races, taxi drivers, bbq's, Eddy likes to party. Yum buns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/9/201031 minutes, 49 seconds
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PODCAST 121

The national anthem, Senior Fuentes, outside the box, socks. Holy fluff a nut! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/7/201032 minutes, 33 seconds
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PODCAST 120

Silly fun bags. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/4/201032 minutes, 30 seconds
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PODCAST 119

Hurricanes, funerals, hugging, Eddy the bbq king, celebrity races. Sweet bean soup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/2/201035 minutes, 51 seconds
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PODCAST 118

Tasty fun time treats and Dr. Ascot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/31/201032 minutes, 32 seconds
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Podcast 117

Blood, Gender issues, Wills and dying, Dating, Dr. Ascot! Clam Bake Tuesday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/28/201031 minutes, 16 seconds
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Podcast 116 - Brian Palermo 2

My buddy Brian Palermo drops by for chats about life, love and fun! WHAT A CHEESE TREAT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/26/201042 minutes, 48 seconds
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Podcast 115

Lawn care, Senior Fuentes, indoor plants, breaking records, CEO's, and food! Happy bell pepper sauce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/24/201031 minutes, 38 seconds
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Podcast 114

Romance and bad boys, Hooters, Smoking, and Dr. Ascot. Mumbly marble meat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/21/201032 minutes, 57 seconds
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Podcast 113

Keith Richards from Rolling Stones, Overpopulation, peeling beer labels, hockey fights. Nitrus on a nightride Billy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/19/201031 minutes, 2 seconds
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Podcast 112

Special guest Brian Palermo, we talk about love, life, animals, and even do a little Improv together! Swwet funny fun bunch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/17/201044 minutes, 47 seconds
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Podcast 111

Talk about toothpaste and other fun things - also Dr. Ascot! Bumbling blue bongo drums! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/14/201031 minutes, 44 seconds
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Podcast 110

Lack of sleep, illegal immigration discussion, languages. Tender strips of tender tiny beef! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/12/201032 minutes, 21 seconds
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Podcast 109

Debate over heaven or hell, Life Coach Debbie Timer, Water, manatees. Suds of buds and fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/10/201031 minutes, 34 seconds
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Podcast 108

Mothers day Podcast talking about all things Mother. A visit with Charlie Lee where we discuss his Mother's Day specials... oh, and it is Friday so a visit with Dr. Ascot too. Happy Mo Day Mom's! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/7/201032 minutes, 44 seconds
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Podcast 107

My encounter with 2nd man on the moon Buzz Aldrin. Space fluid fever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/5/201030 minutes, 36 seconds
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Podcast 106

Snoring, baseball, pillow mints and snacking, eating, toothpicks. Merry milk shake sauce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/3/201031 minutes, 46 seconds
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Podcast 105

Museums, being a kid, tying ties, and of course... Dr. Ascot! Thundering fudge barnacles!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/30/201034 minutes, 8 seconds
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Podcast 104

A visit from James T. Kirk, discipline in the USA, the bald eagle, organic foods, car navigation. Simple as a pimple! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/28/201033 minutes, 12 seconds
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Podcast 103

Outdoor concerts, New inventions, A visit from an odd fellow, interview with my Cousin Kevin and talks about breakfast cereal. Tiddly diddly dee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/26/201031 minutes, 17 seconds
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Podcast 102

Celebrity races, My NEW movie, interview with Led Zepplin, song lyrics, hero's, and Dr. Ascot. Pudgy Blueberry bumblebuns!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/23/201035 minutes, 17 seconds
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Podcast 101

Girls unsexy shoes, dolphins, too much showering, ants and insect murders. Sweet deep fried dumpling sauce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/21/201032 minutes, 20 seconds
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Podcast 100

Podcast #100, Senior Fuentes, Leather jackets, guitar lessons, pot holes, baby illness. Forest fried funbags kids!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/19/201031 minutes, 2 seconds
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Podcast 99

Sex changes, prom season, visit from my cousin Kevin, and Dr. Ascots Friday therapy. Sweet unicorn droppings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/16/201030 minutes, 15 seconds
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Podcast 98

Dreams, friendships, Podcast haters, rainy days and romantic moments. Swirl your frozen yogurt! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/14/201031 minutes, 50 seconds
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Podcast 97

Spring mating and winter fat, Workout gizmos, street names, The Masters golf tournament, The BEST sport debate. Sun burnt teeth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/12/201028 minutes, 23 seconds
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Podcast 96

Home repairs, Gingy the gingerbread man from Shrek, burps & boogers, Dr. Ascot. Sweet tangerine tummy tumblers!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/9/201030 minutes, 42 seconds
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Podcast 95

Using up ink cartridges, Celebrity races, How to rate actors, truck tires, how was your Easter. Cranberry crinkle corn everybody!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/7/201030 minutes, 33 seconds
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Podcast 94

Posing for pictures, WD-40, Death of a friend, shopping for clothes, Beer gut! Rest in peace Eric Tunney. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/5/201030 minutes, 10 seconds
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Podcast 93

Easter special with a visit from the Easter Bunny. Modern cameras and cell phone relationships, and of course, Dr. Ascot. Holy wing wang sauce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/2/201029 minutes, 5 seconds
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Podcast 92

Troubles in the USA, Government secrets, Technology, and plane watching as a hobby! Trukasaurus meatyus! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/31/201031 minutes, 28 seconds
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Podcast 91 - Special guest Cat Von D.

SPECIAL GUEST tattoo artist Cat Von D. Also, nice people, Ex flames, laser eye surgery, and octopie. Enjoy the beef! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/29/201034 minutes, 20 seconds
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Podcast 90

Dr. Ascot, melting snow, new cheeses, and pot smoking babies! Honkalicious!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/26/201032 minutes, 33 seconds
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Podcast 89 - with Brian Palermo

Me and my improv buddy Brian sit around and talk about life! Lunch bag it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/24/201031 minutes, 43 seconds
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Podcast 88

Life coach Dr. Debbie Timer, modern people, popping pills, joggers, and stupid sayings. Happy catfish fillets! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/22/201032 minutes, 35 seconds
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Podcast 87

Handicap parking spots and drivers, comas and sleeping, TV distractions, and Dr. Ascot. Swelled up meat monkeys! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/19/201031 minutes, 22 seconds
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Podcast 86

St. Pattys Day, pilot season, speaking, news anchors, and a visit from two really annoying guests! Have a green one man! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/17/201028 minutes, 23 seconds
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Podcast 85

St. Patricks Day, leprechaun guest, Sex crime, Spring break, and driving frustrations. Slurp it nice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/15/201030 minutes, 27 seconds
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Podcast 84

Celebrity races, old man guest, Voice mails, lip reading and sign language, women with hair, and male figure skaters and Dr. Ascot. Chips ahoy Dr. Doolittle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/12/201031 minutes, 44 seconds
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Podcast 83

Dealing with fat people, dog death and dog breath, human survival, and what if people had tails? Have fun caramel buns! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/10/201033 minutes, 18 seconds
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Podcast 82

A visit from someone in the sex trade, iPod hunger, fat pregnant mothers, and comedian Orny Adams drops by for a visit! Glorious sweet treats! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/8/201032 minutes, 2 seconds
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Podcast 81

Cover your mouth, laughing, annoying driving and celebrity races. Have a fun stack of fiddlesticks!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/5/201032 minutes, 33 seconds
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Podcast 80

Today we get phone messages from stoners, we talk killer whale attacks, food and general bad eating habits. Put your bib on Nelly! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/3/201027 minutes, 14 seconds
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Podcast 79

Yawning, laughing, driving, and Celebrity races! What a tasty tootsie roll! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/1/201031 minutes, 29 seconds
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Podcast 78

Celebrity races, phone calls from listeners, a spiritual adviser drops in, and yes it's Friday and that means Dr. Ascot. Happy twinkle toes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/26/201031 minutes, 1 second
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Podcast 77

Cures for the body, the way the body works, stress relief, body piercings, and a visit from Police officer Chin-Ho from Hawaii 5-0. Swirling seaweed sauce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/24/201031 minutes, 49 seconds
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Podcast 76

Car add on's, Animals making sexy time in nature, your first time and how many times lifetime, and other sexy topics. Sweet mumbling mold monsters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/22/201032 minutes, 42 seconds
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Podcast 75

Cell phone habits, Reality show breasts, oragami classes, special in studio guest, and the ever annoying Dr. Ascot! Have fun crab pickers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/19/201030 minutes, 25 seconds
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Podcast 74

Teen Sex Specialist drops in, kids in the new century, the rules of eating out, the rules of Happy Birthday! Enjoy my little sand bunnies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/17/201031 minutes, 5 seconds
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Podcast 73

Today I do some cheesy love song singing for you, then we talk about falling in love, trust, and farts! What??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/15/201035 minutes, 20 seconds
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Podcast 72

It's the Valentines day show - let's talk about love and the special someone in your wife...I mean life! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/12/201030 minutes, 12 seconds
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Podcast 71

Pre - Valentines day show. Suggestions for valentines from listeners, romantic letters, love vs technology, making out in cars, and Angelina Jolie drops by. Enjoy landlubbers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/10/201030 minutes, 46 seconds
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Podcast 70

Let's talk about SEX baby, as well as traveling and packing. Will be discussing the USA and security issues, also modern day celebs vs old school celebs. Have fun dingbat hunters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/8/201033 minutes, 18 seconds
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Podcast 69

Crank calls, whiney adults, global warming, sports, breakfast truama, celebrity races and Dr. Ascot. Sweet buttery marmalade! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/5/201038 minutes, 6 seconds
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Podcast 68

Man reports a UFO, Hand shakes and your health, Space sex, and so much more. Holy hulllaballoo!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/3/201034 minutes, 17 seconds
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Podcast 67

Today we read listener mail, make crank calls, and an alod friend of the show drops by the studio. Heavenly wax balls!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/1/201033 minutes
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Podcast 66

Today's pod, surround sound, phones at the movies, pick up lines, camel toe, celebrity races, eating out, and Dr. Ascot. It's a Wavy Davy boys and girls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/29/201035 minutes, 55 seconds
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Podcast 65 - Guest Tom Green

My special guest today is Tom Green. Lot's of silly fun talking about romance and scary movies! Lord lavender and the lovely bunch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/27/201031 minutes, 28 seconds
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Podcast 64

Freak shows, body jewelry,Pavlov's dog, Julia Childs cooking from the grave, and my NEW BOOK!!! Sweet termite meat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/25/201032 minutes, 8 seconds
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Podcast 63

Today I cover Electric 'murder' cars, drive thru's, commercials, wookies, sleeping partners, and breakfast ceral. What a wonderment of wondermeat!! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/22/201036 minutes, 22 seconds
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Podcast 62 - Guest Dane Cook

Today Comedian Dane Cook drops in for some giggles, also first date holdouts, Korean nukes, more celebrity races, and a real scary story that happened to me! Get the marshmallows kids, it's nut job time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/20/201038 minutes, 27 seconds
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Podcast 61

Today I talk about modern baby carriages, Karma, creepy celebrities, intimidating phone calls from the USA, and lastly celebrity races! It's gonna be a corgi dog thunder blast!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/18/201037 minutes, 24 seconds
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Podcast 60

Today I talk about the power of the USA, men in uniform, funny sayings, throwing things. Such a hot basket of curly fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/15/201035 minutes, 17 seconds
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Podcast 59

Discuss the movie Avatar, dreams, chest hair, street cleaners, high heels, and Mr. Magoo drops by to recite some Jim Morrison poetry! Sweet caramel fudge stains! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/13/201033 minutes, 30 seconds
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Podcast 58

Today I talk about ponytails, Credit card swipers, Whole Foods, and my buddy Dane Cook drops in. And lastly a haunting song sung by me about suicide...hmmmm strange ending to today's show indeed!!! Fun frolicks five! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/11/201039 minutes, 50 seconds
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Podcast 57

Voice mails, liposuction, Freddy Kruger, global warming, my gardener Senior Fuentes, and of course a Friday visit with my shrink, Dr. Ascot. Slithering swamp sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/8/201039 minutes, 2 seconds
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Podcast 56 - Guest Tom Green

Special guest Tom Green drops by for some spectacular conversations and adventures. Tom and I go on a safari into Sponge Bob Squarepants brown pants!!! sweet tropical tree rot! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/6/201032 minutes, 38 seconds
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Podcast 55

Interview with man who had a CLOSE ENCOUNTER, roadside manners, illegal aliens, and a freckled face kid comes into the studio to sing for us! Sweet Korean corn bread!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/4/201034 minutes, 41 seconds
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Podcast 54

1st show of 2010 we talk about sport clothing, landing strips (the female kind), funerals, and a visit with Charlie Lee to see how his new years went. Happy new ear! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/1/201034 minutes, 16 seconds
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Podcast 53

I'm talking about outsourcing in the USA, Romantic letters read by an expert, and Nerf Herder wrote an incredible Harland song. Jump on board and sing along fat ankles!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/30/200935 minutes, 9 seconds
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Podcast 52

Today we discuss security cameras, battery licking, dogs, and the evil things we do as kids. Scrump rumpdillyicious!! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/28/200930 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Christmas show and parade

What a treat. It's the annual Harland Highway Xmas parade as called by John & John in the announcers booth. What a freak show this one turns into. Enjoy everybody, and have a merry, MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/25/200944 minutes, 16 seconds
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Podcast 51

More festive Christmas stuff, Xmas singing by actor Toby Huss, Gift giving, and a special sexy visit from the X Rated Mrs. Clause. Holy tinsel teeth!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/23/200938 minutes, 12 seconds
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Podcast 50

Michael Jackson Xmas visit, mall Santa's, Jesus baby son of the lamb, gift wrapping and snow shoveling... lordy lordy get my snowboardy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/21/200931 minutes, 8 seconds
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Podcast 49

Ho Ho Ho Mrs. Clause drops in for a visit, Senior Fuentes brings some present into the studio, and we talk about getting ready for the holidays. Sweet elf droppings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/18/200932 minutes, 45 seconds
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Podcast 48

Ruldolph's nose, Dr. Karen Xmas depression, feel good foods, and a call to the North Pole with Timmy the Elf, Santa's #1 workshop elf. What a tinsley treat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/16/200935 minutes, 26 seconds
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Podcast 47

Holiday shopping, greenhouse gas solutions, Xmas decorations and a visit from Pshycologist Karen Attlewater to discuss holiday depression. Sweet clam sauce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/14/200937 minutes, 36 seconds
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Podcast 46

Death by coyote, pet love, outdoor smokers, and a listener complains about the Harland Highway....sweet merciful pot roast!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/11/200936 minutes, 28 seconds
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Guest Adam Carolla

My guest is Adam Carolla for today's show. He ist Vunderbar! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/9/200948 minutes, 23 seconds
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Podcast 45

Food, money, and oh yes, Dr. Ascot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/4/200933 minutes, 8 seconds
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Podcast 44

Bold, fresh, hazelnuts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/2/200932 minutes, 45 seconds
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Podcast 43

Full moons,sports replays,politicians, and Cinnamon Boy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/30/200938 minutes, 18 seconds