It’s season finale time here on Pick Six Movies and we’re pulling out all the stops! We’re doing the newest movie we’ve ever done – Five Nights at Freddy’s – and welcoming back old pals like Pick Six Bot and Back to the Future references. We discuss the convoluted lore, the sloppy script, and dabble in the realm of simulations. Join us, won’t you? Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! So long and thanks for all the fun! The post S26E06: Five Nights at Freddy’s first appeared on Legion.

As we round the bend toward the conclusion os season 26, one we call Domo Arigato, it’s time to hit the food court with Chopping Mall! We’re talking about how 80s this movie truly is, milking bulls, the readily available explosives in this, and vent freak-outs. Join us, won’t you? 00:00:00 – 00:02:12 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:02:13 – 00:18:55 – The Story of Malls and the Making of Chopping Mall with Bo 00:18:56 – 01:41:54 – Discussing Chopping Mall Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S26E05: Chopping Mall first appeared on Legion.

On a new episode of Pick Six Movies, we head to school with the robot teacher sci-fi nonsense, Class of 1999! We have albino Stacy Keaches, technicolor gangs, street drugs, and some scene-chewing villains that add spice to this A-Team-explosion-filled movie. It’s a wild one, folks! 00:00:00 – 00:02:06 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:02:07 – 00:21:06 – The History of Teen Gone Wild Movies and a Look at Class of 1999 with Bo 00:21:07 – 01:47:03 – Discussing Class of 1999 Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S26E04: Class of 1999 first appeared on Legion.

Welcome, human listeners, to another episode of this season of Pick Six Movies. We call this one “Domo Arigato,” and it’s all about movies featuring robots. In this case, a robot doll that’s supposed to fill the heart of a grieving girl named M3gan. Instead, it fills the screen with mayhem, which is perfect for us! Plus, a history of automata in movies and the return of Pick Six Bot! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S26E03: M3gan first appeared on Legion.

As part of our 26th season of Pick Six Movies, Domo Arigato, we are looking at six movies all about robots. For our second episode of this season, we are venturing into deep space with quippy robots, unclear protagonists, and a crazy German intent on defying the very laws of science and good movie-making. That’s right, it’s Walt Disney’s first foray into PG filmmaking, The Black Hole! 00:00:00 – 00:01:58 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:01:59 – 00:23:23 – Exploring The Black Hole‘s Production 00:23:24 – End – Discussing The Black Hole Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S26E02: The Black Hole first appeared on Legion.

It’s a new season of Pick Six Movies, and we are getting cozy with our future robot overlords. We’re looking at six movies all about robots and what better place to start than with a movie that almost no one has seen, 1981’s Heartbeeps! How could a movie starring Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters with music by John Williams be this big a stinker? Is Andy Kaufman-bot ready to be a father? And is the movie really just wandering in the woods? These questions and more answered on a new episode! 00:00:00 – 00:01:14 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:15 – 00:33:14 – Andy Kaufman and the Story of Heartbeeps with Chad 00:33:15 – End – Discussing Heartbeeps with the Boys Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S26:E01: Heartbeeps first appeared on Legion.

For our final road trip in Season 25, Holiday Road, we are throwing on the snakeskin jacket and hitting the Yellow Brick Road with David Lynch’s Wild at Heart. Is it the artist movie we’ve seen this season? For sure. Is it the best? Well, you’ll have to tune in and find out! And prepare yourself for the sleaziest character in Pick Six history! 00:00:00 – 00:01:55 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:01:56 – 00:22:39 – The Early Life of David Lynch and the History of Wild at Heart 00:22:40 – End – Discussing Wild at Heart Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S25E06:Wild at Heart first appeared on Legion.

It’s the penultimate episode of Season 25 of Pick Six Movies and we are hitting the road, the Holiday Road, that is, with Sylvester Stallone in the arm wrestling/trucking/father-son epic (?), Over the Top! There’s a grumpy Robert Loggia, a terrible kid, lot of montages, and songs that contradict the dialogue as far as the eye can see. Join us, won’t you? 00:00:00 – 00:01:24 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:25 – 00:22:31 – The Story of Over the Top with Chad 00:22:32 – End – Discussing Over the Top Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S25E05: Over the Top first appeared on Legion.

Season 25 of Pick Six Movies is called Holiday Road, a season all about the joy of the road trip. And now we slam on the brakes to pick up this unwelcome traveler, 2007’s make of The Hitcher from the goons who did remakes of The Amityville Horror and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. And it’s just as dumb as it sounds. Let’s ask the burning questions: Is Sean Bean too handsome to be a hitcher? How much can one girl poop? And how does this movie make every bad decision it can? Hop in the back for a ride on the Pick Six Express with this unfortunate horror film. 00:00:00 – 00:02:24 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:02:25 – 00:21:12 – The History of Hitching and The Hitcher with Bo 00:21:13 – End – Discussing The Hitcher Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S25E04: The Hitcher (2007) first appeared on Legion.

Hey there, fellow travelers! In a rare bit of good movie-watching, Pick Six Movies heads to the American Southwest with Ridley Scott and Thelma & Louise. It only took us until season 25, one we’re calling Holiday Road, to get to a legitimately great film. We have traded in the usual dumb voices for some genuine appreciation. We talk about why the movie works as well as it does, how great the lead performances are, and, of course, some talk about Harvey Keitel’s penis. Join us, won’t you? 00:00:00 – 00:01:23 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:24 – 00:30:11 – The Making of Thelma & Louise with Chad 00:30:12 – End – Discussing Thelma & Louise Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S25E03: Thelma & Louise first appeared on Legion.

For our second episode of Season 25, Holiday Road, we are taking a ride with Pick Six favorite Nicolas Cage as he escapes hell, hooks up with a salty waitress, and goes on the hunt for a chicken-fried cult leader in Drive Angry. There are Cage impressions, plenty of appreciation for Billy Fichts, and a look at just what makes a character actor – all in a new episode of Pick Six Movies! 00:00:00 – 00:02:29 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:02:30 – 00:18:07 – Character Actors and the Origins of Drive Angry 00:18:08 – End – Discussing Drive Angry Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S25E02: Drive Angry first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to a new season of Pick Six Movies! We are calling this, our 25th season (?!) Holiday Road, and we are kicking it off with the reboot/reimagining/horrible mistake that is 2015’s Vacation. Can two good jokes save a movie? We’ll answer that question, along with how much poop one movie needs, and debate how terrible Fleetwood Mac is. Join us, won’t you? 00:00:00 – 00:01:33 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:34 – 00:23:23 – Road Movies with Chad 00:23:24 – End – Discussing Vacation with Chad and Bo Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S25E01: Vacation first appeared on Legion.

When it comes to finales, nobody does it like Pick Six Movies. And by that I mean, nobody finds weirder movies to obsess over. Join us as we comb over Masters of the Universe, a toy-inspired space fantasy with so many problems, we don’t even bother trying to fix this one. Thrill to the lack of a hero! Chill to the rib-eating! It’s a slam-bang, action-adjacent season finale, so what are you waiting for? Hit play! 00:00:00 – 00:01:56 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:01:57 – 00:20:03 – Mattel, Advertising to Kids, and Masters of the Universe with Bo 00:20:04 – End – Discussing Masters of the Universe Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S24: E06: Masters of the Universe first appeared on Legion.

Season 24’s penultimate episode explores another pop culture travesty: The Emoji Movie. Our season, pop Culture Club, has generated many horrors. But nothing so shocking, so humiliating as Sir Patrick Stewart playing a pile of poo. And yet, it happened… Join us for a look at this misbegotten family fare and wonder with us why Randy Newman doesn’t write sadder songs for these movies. 00:00:00 – 00:01:42 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:43 – 00:17:37 – Where Did the Emoji Come From? (and what does that have to do with Mr. Show?) 00:17:38 – End – Discussing the Movie with Chad and Bo Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S24E05: The Emoji Movie first appeared on Legion.

We reach new levels of weirdness on a brand new Pick Six Movies with Super Mario Bros. No, no the now one, the old one with Dennis Hopper being creepy, Mario getting kinky, and Luigi getting choked on fungus. Oh, also lots of Mojo Nixon talk. Grab your belt, we’re taking a wrench to this leaky movie! 00:00:00 – 00:02:25 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:02:26 – 00:22:32 – The History of Shigeru Miyamoto and How Super Mario Bros. Was Made 00:22:33 – End – Discussing Super Mario Bros. Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S24E04: Super Mario Bros. first appeared on Legion.

We reach new levels of weirdness on a brand new Pick Six Movies with Super Mario Bros. No, no the now one, the old one with Dennis Hopper being creepy, Mario getting kinky, and Luigi getting choked on fungus. Oh, also lots of Mojo Nixon talk. Grab your belt, we’re taking a wrench to this leaky movie! 00:00:00 – 00:02:25 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:02:26 – 00:22:32 – The History of Shigeru Miyamoto and How Super Mario Bros. Was Made 00:22:33 – End – Discussing Super Mario Bros. Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post Pick Six Movies: S24E04: Super Mario Bros. first appeared on Legion.

Join Pick Six Movies as we mark the halfway point of season 24, Pop Culture Club, with the sweaty and silly Perfect. How does this movie make Jamie Lee Curtis working out so unsexy? What crime did that guy commit? And is our John Travolta impression the worst thing we’ve ever done? The decision is yours! Strap on the legwarmers and hit play on the boombox for this 80s-rific cinematic disaster! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S24E03: Perfect first appeared on Legion.

Pick Six Movies dials up a blast from the past with this prank phone call turkey from 1995, The Jerky Boys. We talk about why movies about phone calls don’t really work, debate the best of the Boys’ prank calls, and pitch the inevitable sequel to Glengarry Glen Ross. Check the caller ID, it’s a new episode of Pick Six Movies! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S24E02: The Jerky Boys first appeared on Legion.

In this new season, Pop Culture Club, we are exploring some of the worst movies to be borne from the shameless money-grab of chasing a fad. First up is The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, one of the worst movies we’ve ever done. I know we say that a lot, but wait… there’s bad puppetry, weirdly horny vibes, and a fashion show held on a sound stage. It’s terrible. Which means we had a blast with it. Join us, won’t you? Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S24E01: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie first appeared on Legion.

It’s a season final for Pick Six Movies Season 23, which we call Stream On! We’re wrapping up with the utter nonsense that is the sci-fi time-travel elevator fart, The Tomorrow War. Why do they care so little about the time travel premise of this movie? Is this the worst job interview ever? And how does JK Simmons remain awesome even in a movie like this? These questions and more are answered on the season finale of Pick Six Movies! 00:00:00 – 00:02:10 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:02:11 – 00:15:04 – The Streaming Wars and The Tomorrow War with Bo 00:15:05 – End – Discussing The Tomorrow War Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S23E06: The Tomorrow War first appeared on Legion.

The end is nigh! Of Season 23 of Pick Six Movies, I mean. And while we wait for the end, we’re taking a pit stop in Apocalypse Town with the Sandra Bullock-starring thriller, Bird Box. Is this a rip-off of The Happening or of A Quiet Place? Why not both? Also, lots of fun with Malkovich! Join us, won’t you? Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S23E05: Bird Box first appeared on Legion.

Like a bad penny, Zach Snyder turns up again on the latest Pick Six Movies as we roll the dice on the Netflix Original, Army of the Dead. We talk about movies that almost weren’t, the rained-on parade that is this movie, and we resolve to never, ever do this to ourselves again. 00:00:00 – 00:02:24 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:02:25 – 00:16:43 – Movies That Weren’t and the Saga of Army of the Dead with Bo 00:16:44 – End – Discussing Army of the Dead with Bo and Chad Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S23E04: Army of the Dead first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to a superheroic episode of Pick Six Movies with a look at the Sylvester Stallone flick Samaritan. This movie has everything… that you don’t want. There’s a terrible kid, some overwrought twin hero nonsense, a villain with a Robocop game cabinet, and oh so much more. Let’s dumpster-dive into this one together, shall we? 00:00:00 – 00:01:49 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:50 – 00:27:02 – The Story of Sly with Chad 00:27:03 – End – Discussing Samaritan Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S23E03: Samaritan first appeared on Legion.

As Season 23 of Pick Six Movies, a season we call Stream On, flows along, we find ourselves washed ashore of the buddy cop/fantasy movie hybrid Bright. It features Will Smith Will Smith-ing it up, a tone-deaf script, some not-so-subtle allegory, and a bunch of orc racism. What’s not to like? So join us for this examination of yet another straight-to-streaming movie on a brand-new Pick Six Movies! 00:00:00 – 00:03:31 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:03:32 – 00:19:16 – Urban Fantasy and the Making of Bright with Bo 00:19:17 – End – Discussing Bright Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S23E02: Bright first appeared on Legion.

It’s time to crack the seal on Season 23 of Pick Six Movies and we are starting with a holiday humdinger – the Netflix/Lindsay Lohan team-up, Falling for Christmas. Get ready for Christmas ghosts, the nicest house a horse ever had, and the return of Pick Six Bot, all on a special holiday episode we’d love to tell you all about, but have been hit on the head and have double amnesia now. You get it. 00:00:00 – 00:01:23 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:24 – 00:21:16 – How Did Falling for Christmas Happen? with Chad 00:21:17 – End – Discussing Falling for Christmas Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S23E01: Falling for Christmas first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to the Season 22 finale of Pick Six Movies and we are unwrapping a little gift for ourselves – Child’s Play (2019)! Is this the closest thing we’ve seen to a real movie this season? Did they really need Mark Hamill for this? And will this be the end of Garrett the intern? All this and more on a brand new Pick Six Movies! 00:00:00 – 00:01:21 – Intro to the Show with Bo 00:01:22 – 00:24:53 – The History of Child’s Play with Chad 00:24:54 – End of Show – Discussing Child’s Play (2019) Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post 22E06: Child’s Play (2019) first appeared on Legion.

Well howdy! Happy Post-Thanksgiving and we here at Pick Six Movies are honoring this gluttonous holiday with the traditional crappy remake of a classic horror film. This time, we look at Robert Zombie’s Halloween as part of Season 22, a season we call Deja Ew. There are book-hungry doctors, jerk killers, and lots of head-scratching about who it is we’re supposed to care about in this movie. 00:00:00 – 00:01:55 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:01:56 – 00:19:45 – The History of Halloween ’78 and Halloween ’07 with Bo 00:19:46 – End – Discussing Halloween with Chad and Bo Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S22E05: Halloween (2007) first appeared on Legion.

Halloween may be over, but don’t tell Pick Six Movies that! We’re continuing Season 22’s look at horror remakes with A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010). This movie mystifies us, tortures us, and haunts us in our dreams. Come for the story of how Pol pot sort of inspired the original film, stay for the deep hurting. 00:00:00 – 00:01:48 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:49 – 00:31:48 – The History of A Nightmare on Elm Street with Chad 00:31:49 – End – Discussing the 2010 Remake Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S22E04: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) first appeared on Legion.

Join us for a new episode of Pick Six Movies as we rev up to eviscerate the terrible remake, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003). What would you expect from a season we call Deja Ew? We talk about a shocking lack of nipples, pig-based home security, and how hollow this movie is compared to the original. Plus, hornstick! 00:00:00 – 00:02:41 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:02:42 – 00:18:37 – The History of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre with Bo 00:18:38 – End – Discussing The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S22E03: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to Pick Six Movies where every day is Friday the 13th! At least for this episode, part of season22, Deja Ew, in which we look at six not-so-classic remakes of horror classics. Drop by Camp Crystal Lake as we try to decipher whether or not Jason is a weed farmer, why the kills are so unimpressive, and what comprises perfect nipple placement. 00:00:00 – 00:01:31 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:32 – 00:32:38 – The History of Friday the 13th with Chad 00:32:39 – End – Discussing Friday the 13th (2009) Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S22E02: Friday the 13th (2009) first appeared on Legion.

It’s season opener time for Pick Six Movies, and we are kicking off Season 22, Deja Ew, with the miserable misfire of a remake, The Amityville Horror (2005). At the top of the show, we dive into the real story of America’s most famous haunted house and how Ed and Lorraine Warren figure into the whole mess, and then we set up shop inside the house on Ocean Lane. We talk about hard abs, soft reboots, and how not everything needs to go to eleven. Get in! 00:00:00 – 00:01:48 – Welcome to the show with Chad 00:01:49 – 00:18:27 – The True Story of The Amityville Horror with Bo 00:18:38 – End – Discussing The Amityville Horror Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S22E01: The Amityville Horror (2005) first appeared on Legion.

It’s season finale time once again here at P6 HQ, and we like to go out with a bang. Hold on to your butts, it’s the wildly inferior sequel The Lost World: Jurassic Park. Why does the best character get killed so unceremoniously? Why on Earth did anyone think this was a good idea? And which characters could be completely cut from the movie with no discernible difference? Join us for answers to these questions and so much more! 00:00:00 – 00:01:21 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:22 – 00:21:29 – The Lost World‘s Origins with Chad 00:21:30 – End – Discussing The Lost World Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S21E06: The Lost World: Jurassic Park first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to a new episode of Pick Six Movies featuring our ongoing look at movies based on the works of Michael Crichton. Episode Five brings us a near-future techno-thriller starring Tom Selleck as a renegade robot hunter and Gene Simmons as a Gene Simmons who wants to sell some microchips to terrorists or something called Runaway. There are hot dog-cleaning robots, terrible kids, and chain-smoking Cheers stars. What are you waiting for? Hit play! 00:00:00 – 00:01:49- Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:01:50 – 00:19:00 – A Brief History of Tom Selleck and the History of Runaway with Bo 00:19:01 – End – Discussion of Runaway Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S21:E05: Runaway first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to an especially mysterious episode of Pick Six Movies! This time around, we are solving a mystery with Sean Connery and Wesley Snipes in Rising Sun! We ratchet up the tension with a Bad Lieutenant in the form of Harvey Keitel, sleazy politicians, doctored video, and so much more. Does any of that make the movie good? Well… We do have fun talking about it! 00:00:00 – 00:01:45 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:46 – 00:17:59 – How Rising Sun Became a Movie with Chad 00:18:00 – End – Discussion of Rising Sun Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S21:E04: Rising Sun first appeared on Legion.

As we reach the midpoint of the season, we ask ourselves, how boring can a Michael Crichton adaptation be? Well, have you seen Timeline? It has a great cast featuring Billy Connolly, David Thewlis, Gerard Butler and, er, Paul Walker. And there’s time travel! And swordplay! And… it’s all quite dull Join us as we journey back to 2003 for this time-tunnel stinker and ask ourselves how dumb were people in the Middle Ages? Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S21E03: Timeline first appeared on Legion.

Now that we’ve got all that Congo monkey business behind us, it’s time to look ahead… far ahead into the near future for episode 2 of our Crichton the Middle with You season for the next film… Westworld! In addition to examining the film itself, we debate the success of Richard Benjamin, the accent of Yul Brynner, and the amount of cleaning these pleasurebots are going to require. Join us on a brand-new episode of Pick Six Movies! 00:00:00 – 00:01:22 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:23 – 00:23:56 – The History of Westworld with Chad 00:23:57 – End – Discussion of the Movie, Westworld Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S21E02: Westworld first appeared on Legion.

We kick off Season 21 of Pick Six Movies with a brand new theme all about a beloved author whose work has brought countless thrills and chills, from dinosaurs to reverse sexism, from killer robots to reverse sexism… We’re talking about Michael Crichton, of course! In episode one, we are traveling to the volcanic realm of nonsense that is Congo. There are drunk gorillas, a new intern, an examination of Laura Linney’s inescapable appeal, and so much more! 00:00:00 – 00:01:57 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:01:58 – 00:18:17 – Can Gorillas Talk and the Making of Congo with Bo 00:18:18 – End – Discussion of Congo Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S21E01: Congo first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to the season 20 finale of Pick Six Movies! I wish we could say we were saving the best for last, but in a season called “Bombs Away!,” it’s really all pretty bad. Especially when we’re talking about The Lone Ranger. Get ready for bad framing devices, questionable casting decisions, too many villains, and whole lot of nonsense as we try to figure out how a movie that should have been an easy hit became a giant bomb. Also, we rank the season’s movies from worst to less worse! 00:00:00 – 00:01:24 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:25 – 00:23:43 – The History of The Lone Ranger with Chad 00:23:44 – End – Discussion of The Lone Ranger Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S20E06: The Lone Ranger first appeared on Legion.

No season called Bomb’s Away! would be complete without a look at the just-awful R.I.P.D. How did this movie fail when all the ideas it stole work so well in other movies? Is this the film where Jeff Bridges completed his transformation into an unintelligible codger? And is Ryan Reynolds the worst cop ever? All this and more on a new Pick Six Movies! 00:00:00 – 00:02:14 – Welcome to the Show with Chad 00:02:15 – 00:16:01 – The History of Dark Horse Comics and the Making of R.I.P.D. with Bo 00:16:02 – End – R.I.P.D. Discussion Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S20E05: R.I.P.D. first appeared on Legion.

We’re rounding the bend on Season 20 of Pick Six Movies, and we are tackling the infamous box office bomb Gigli, perfect for our season’s theme of Bomb’s Away! Whatever you think about Gigli, it was way weirder and more shocking than you can imagine. Let’s get into it, shall we? 00:00:00 – 00:01:38 – Welcome to the Show with Bo 00:01:39 – 00:21:23 – The Life and Times of Martin Brest and the Sad tale of Gigli with Chad 00:21:24 – End – Gigli Discussion Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S20E4: Gigli first appeared on Legion.

What happens when Disney takes a crack at adapting a seminal sci-fi fantasy series for the big screen? Why, John Carter, that’s what! It’s filled with too much exposition, completely abandoned plot threads, and a bunch of nonsense that has Chad fuming. You won’t want to miss this one! 00:00:00 – 00:01:45 – Chad’s Opening00:01:46 – 00:23:38 – The Making of John Carter with Bo00:23:39 – End – The Discussion Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S20E03: John Carter first appeared on Legion.

On our second episode of Season 20, your Pick Six Movies heroes head to mars for a truly terrible animated feature, Mars Needs Moms. We have awful children, disgusting orphans, weirdly attractive aliens, and a heapin’ helpin’ of misogyny. Not enough? There’s also a history of Berkely Breathed’s work and even more! 00:00:00 – 00:01:48 – Bo welcomes you to the show! 00:01:49 – 00:24:21 – A look at the career of Berkely Breathed and how Mars Needs Moms became a film with Chad. 00:24:22 – End – Discussion of the film and lots of disgusting Gribble talk. Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post 20E02: Mars Needs Moms first appeared on Legion.

It’s a new season of Pick Six Movies we call Bombs Away, a sextet of movies that made a splash thanks to being giant disappointments. First to walk the gangplank, Cutthroat Island. We discuss some famous female pirates, what made this such a bomb, and how invisible monkeys have all the best ideas… Join us! Pick Six Intro – 0:00 – 2:10 – Chad welcomes you to the show.Lady Pirates and How Cutthroat Island Was Made – 2:10 – 18:28 – Learn about the notorious pirates Anne Bonny and Mary Read and get some history on how Cutthroat Island found its way into box office infamy!Discussion – 18:28 – 1:47:07 – Bad casting, dull action, and invisible monkeys make this a conversation not to be missed! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S20:E1: Cutthroat Island first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to The Rock! It’s the Season 19 finale on Pick Six Movies, and we are closing out this season, Die Hard-Ons, with a bang. And a boom, and a pow, and, I think, a wham-o! We have relatable villains, unrelatable heroes, and lots of bad impressions to close out this season, so strap in, Beatlemaniacs, and let’s all go to prison! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S19: E6: The Rock first appeared on Legion.

When it comes to Die Hard rip-offs, none are more high-flying than Passenger 57 starring Wesley Snipes! Buckle in for a look at the mystery of D.B. Cooper, psychotic British villains, and ad improv with co-pilots. It’s all waiting on a new episode of Pick Six Movies! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S18E5: Passenger 57 first appeared on Legion.

Hit the ice with Pick Six Movies and a look at the stone-cold action in the Jean-Claude Van Damme feature, Sudden Death. This Penguin-brawling Die Hard rip-off features Powers Boothe as a villain with ice in his veins, bomb hunts, French chefs, and so much more! It’s more carbon copy capers with Season 19 of Pick Six Movies, Die Hard-ons! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S19E4: Sudden Death first appeared on Legion.

We’re knee-deep in a new season of Pick Six movie, a season we call Die Hard-ons, on account of this collection of six movies being a rip-off of the excellent Die Hard. In this case, we are tacking the decidedly non-excellent mountain climbing adventure Cliffhanger! It’s good bad villains, dopey plotting, nonsensical stunts, and a pesky wabbit. Pretty much everything you don’t want in a Die Hard clone. Join us, won’t you? Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S19: E3: Cliffhanger first appeared on Legion.

We’re hitting the high seas with episode 2 in our season of Die Hard-inspired action films we call Die Hard-ons! It’s Jason Patric and Sandra Bullock v Willem Dafoe in a movie where almost nothing happens, Speed 2: Cruise Control. So, what is Dafoe’s plan again? And is Sandra Bullock in the Crazy Girlfriend Hall of Fame? Join us to find out on a new episode of Pick Six Movies! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S19: E2: Speed 2: Cruise Control first appeared on Legion.

It’s new season time at Pick Six Movies, and we’re celebrating with a train trip in Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. Steven Seagal’s Die Hard on a train is the perfect kick-off of our season’s theme, Die Hard-ons, movies that have shamelessly ripped off the classic action movie. And how shameless is this spin on the Die Hard formula? And how bad is it? You’ll have to listen in to find out! Up front, we cover a great train robbery, the making of the movie, and then we do our patented riffing on this clunker of an action vehicle. All aboard! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S19: E1: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to the season finale of Pick Six Movies! This season, Season 18 if you’re nasty, is all about Christmas-adjacent films in a season we call Christmastime Is Here. For our slam-bang, action-packed finale, we’re taking a look at the carbon copy caper, Die Hard 2. There’s lawlessness, terrorist acts, and bad behavior, and that’s just the hero of the movie! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S18: E6: Die Hard 2 first appeared on Legion.

It’s time for a little action to spice things up in Season 18 of Pick Six Movies, and if I say action, of course I mean Invasion USA starring Chuck Norris! It has everything you could want from a movie like this: rocket launchers, explosions, Ricard Lynch, explosions, outdoor Christmas trees, explosions, and explosions! Jump on board as we wage war on this Christmas-adjacent movie! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S18: E5: Invasion USA first appeared on Legion.

It’s Season 18 here at Pick Six Movies, which we are calling Christmastime Is Here, movies that may not be Christmas movies, but are certainly Christmas-adjacent. And we have selected for you one of the most bizarre furry-based Christmas movies ever to find its way under a tree, Pottersville! So unwrap this truly bizarre cinematic oddity with us on a brand-new episode of Pick Six Movies! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S18: E4: Pottersville first appeared on Legion.

What happens when a unique director is given full control over the latest entry in a blockbuster superhero franchise? Why, Batman Returns does! In this episode of our latest season, “Christmastime Is Here,” we look at Tim Burton’s career before diving into the snowy weirdness of his follow-up to 1989’s hugely popular Batman. Why is this movie so horny? Is Christopher Walken the main villain after all? And how much Fox News is Bruce Wayne watching? All this and more answered on the latest episode! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S18: E3: Batman Returns first appeared on Legion.

Ah, Christmas! A time for romance, and for podcasts that make fun of romantic comedies. We investigate the delightful misunderstandings that surround that most classic of romantic tropes – comas – and the grifters that swirl around the victims of said comas. It’s While You Were Sleeping on another Christmas-adjacent movie in Season 18 of Pick Six Movies – Christmastime Is Here! Join us, won’t you? Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S18: E2: While You Were Sleeping first appeared on Legion.

It’s time for a brand-new season of Pick Six Movies, and we’re kicking off season 18 with a real bang! This season, we’re calling it “Christmastime Is Here, “is all about movies that are more Christmas-adjacent than actual Christmas movies. And nothing says not quite Christmas like Gary Busey in a low-budget horror movie where he voices a possessed baked good called The Gingerdead Man. The characters are one-note, the plot makes no sense, and there’s a secret alcoholic in the mix. Everything you’ve come to expect from Pick Six! So, enough prep, let’s get cooking! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S18: E1: The Gingerdead Man first appeared on Legion.

Something we say a lot around Pick Six Movies HQ is “This is the worst movie we’ve ever done.” But, seriously, Faust: Love of the Damned is the worst movie we’ve ever done. It might be one of the most distasteful movies ever made. And yet, we watched it and then we laughed a lot while discussing it. We hope you do, too. Now we have to go take one of those Silkwood showers for the rest of our lives… You can watch it here, but don’t. We mean it. Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S17: E6: Faust: Love of the Damned first appeared on Legion.

Well howdy, pardners! It’s the penultimate episode of Season 17 of Pick Six Movies, a movie so short, you know it’s got to be good. That’s right, it’s the ill-informed movie adaptation of the DC comic Jonah Hex! We’ve packed it full of John Malkovich impressions, something to do with Sling Blade, and even try to figure out why this would have ever seemed like a good idea in the first place. And if that doesn’t like a hootenanny, I don’t know what does! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S17: E5: Jonah Hex first appeared on Legion.

It’s a new episode of Pick Six Movies, and we’re bringing everyone! Captain Nemo, Allan Quartermain, Mina Herker, An Invisible Man, Tom Sawyer, Dr. Jekyll, and Dorian Gray are all joining in the fun on our latest season, Comic Sans Quality. That’s right, it’s The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and it is quite the mess. We tackle the tough questions, like “How long does poo stay invisible?” and “Is Mina Harker an irresponsible vampire?” and that’s before we fixate on Quartermain’s likely memory issues. It’s shorter than the last episode, but twice as fun!* *may only be 1.5 x as fun Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S17: E4: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen first appeared on Legion.

It’s celebration time here at Pick Six Movies! This our hard-to-believe 100th episode, and we want to thank you for coming along on this very silly ride with us. How do we say thank you? Why, with a director’s cut of a previous episode as we take on Zack Snyder’s Justice League. For once, the episode is shorter than the movie! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S17: E3: Zack Snyder’s Justice League – 100th Episode Extravaganza! first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to a very special episode of Pick Six Movies?! What makes it so special? Why it’s a Nicolas Cage movie, and a sequel to the snooze-fest Ghost Rider. that’s right, it’s Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance and it’s the second episode of season 17, Comic Sans Quality. This time, we’re offering you a flaming pile of comic book movie with devil babies, terrible villains, and a wonderfully unrestrained Nicolas Cage. Join us, won’t you? Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S17: E2: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance first appeared on Legion.

Here at Pick Six Movies, we throw around phrases like “worst movie we ever saw” a lot. This is one of those rare occasions that we might be right about this being awful. Part sexed-up bestiality romp, part galactic adventure, it’s all mess. There’s a pre-troubles Jeffrey Jones, a pre-Shawshank Tim Robbins, and a post-good idea animatronic duck. Also, sorry about your birthday, Billy… Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S17: E1: Howard the Duck first appeared on Legion.

Jaws 3-D is like Jaws but in 3-D and it’s terrible. Which makes it a perfect season finale for the six Jaws knock-off movies featured this season. Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gosset Jr., Lea Thompson, and a whole bunch of actors you probably don’t now star in a movie that was conceived as a comedy, produced as a thriller, and landed in theaters as a turd. Strap on your glasses as we head into the water for the epic conclusion of season 16’s theme “It’s Like Jaws.” Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S16: E6: Jaws 3-D first appeared on Legion.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, it’s… a killer whale?! That’s right, another offering from Season 16, It’s Like Jaws, gets even Jaws-ier with another aquatic menace, 1977’s Orca! Can our friendly Candian orca survive a drunken Richard Harris, who may or may not understand the events of the movie? You be the judge! Also, an introduction on the film Blackfish and its repercussions, and more alcoholic ship captain jokes than you can shake a harpoon at. Join us, won’t you? Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S16: E5: Orca first appeared on Legion.

Join your hearty adventurers Chad and Bo as they brave the Amazonian waters in search of the most elusive of prey… whatever accent Jon Voight is using. That’s right, it’s Anaconda on Pick Six Movies’ Season 16: It’s Like Jaws. Take it away, J-Lo… Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S16: E4: Anaconda first appeared on Legion.

Irwin Allen’s “The Swarm” is like, “Jaws” but with bees. Which makes it perfect for episode 3 of a season 16’s theme “It’s Like Jaws” featuring 6 movies that ripped off “Jaws”. This movie has more Michael Cain and flamethrowers than any other movie featured in the history of this podcast. Plus, there’s an all star cast that grandparents would somewhat recognize. Join us as we keep an eye on the skies as for death from above with this disaster classic. Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S16: E3: The Swarm first appeared on Legion.

In Episode 2 of Season 16, It’s Like Jaws…, your faithful heroes head into the sewers for 1980’s Alligator. It’s better than it has any right to be. Chad chimes in with the history of the film and writer John Sayles before we saddle up with the killer alligator Ramon for some old-fashioned chompin’! Warning: The first two rows WILL get wet. Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S16: E2: Alligator first appeared on Legion.

Season 16 of Pick Six Movies is here! Our theme for season sixteen is “It’s Like Jaws…” featuring six movies that might remind you of a certain shark-tastic summer blockbuster. We are kicking things off with one of the Jaws-iest like Jaws movies there is, 1976’s Grizzly! When a park ranger finds his camper son the menu of a giant grizzly, he has to enlist the aid of a naturalist and a pacifist helicopter pilot to end the carnage before another little Bobby can get chewed up. It. Is. Amazing… Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S16: E1: Grizzly first appeared on Legion.

Season 15 comes to its slam-bang conclusion with the ill-advised adaptation of The Beatles’ masterpiece Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. This movie has everything: Bee Gees, Framptons, sexbots, Steve Martin, Alice Cooper, that tall guy from Twin Peaks, Earth, Wind & Fire, George Burns, and more! It’s like a fever dream, but we assure you this movie is very real. Join us for the season finale of “A Flop is Born…” here on Pick Six Movies! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S15: E6: Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band first appeared on Legion.

Season Fifteen takes a look at American Idol winners Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini and the ill-advised movie they starred in, From Justin to Kelly. It’s god singing and dancing and subplots about dating locals and ruining relationships, and none of it makes much sense, which is perfect for us! Join Chad, Bo, and the Queen of Conniving for a toe-tapping, headache-inducing look at a movie that never should have been… Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S15: E5: From Justin to Kelly first appeared on Legion.

Yo yo, it’s Vanilla Ice in his big screen debut, Cool As Ice! It’s part The Wild One, part crime drama, and all very confusing. Thrill to the Dad from Family Ties and chill to Vanilla Ice trying to portray human emotions. You may find yourself sympathizing with Ice in the intro, but we’ll put a quick end to that. Jump in for one of the worst movies we’ve ever covered! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S15: E4: Cool As Ice first appeared on Legion.

Two becomes one when Pick Six Movies meets five Spice Girls and we all come together for one terrible movie, Spice World! An episode of Pick Six Movies not to be missed, unless suffering from a heart condition or pregnancy. Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch up with all the old episodes right here! The post S15: E3: Spice World first appeared on Legion.

Pick Six Movies meets KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park! The post S15: E2: KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park first appeared on Legion.

Pick Six Movies kicks off season 15 with Stay Away Joe, an Elvis Presley movie where regret oozes from every frame. The post S15: E1: Stay Away Joe – Starring Elvis Presley first appeared on Legion.

Murder in New Hampshire headlines the season finale of Pick Six Movies Season 14. Helen Hunt, murder, and onion rings await! The post S14: E6: Murder in New Hampshire: The Pamela Smart Story first appeared on Legion.

Petals on the Wind picks up where Flowers in the Attic left off in the second film in the V.C. Andrews-penned continuing incestuous adventures of the Dollanganger gang. All your favorites are back, including big sis Cathy, her boyfriend-brother Chris, their not-dead-yet little sister Carrie, and the corpse of their dead little brother Cory. Crazy mom and crazy grandma are back to scream and be insane, too! It’s wackier and weirder than the first time around in this classic Lifetime Movie that one of us loves and the other was intensely creeped out by… The post S14: E4: Petals on the Wind first appeared on Legion.

Can a psychological thriller be wrapped up to look like a charming Christmas tale of fate, serendipity, and romance? Yes it can, and it’s Dear Santa, the third of six made for the Lifetime TV network movies in this season’s theme “Once in a Lifetime.” This movie has snow plows, wedding rings, mail theft, New York in Canada, closeted straight men pretending to be gay, and the most devious character since William Shakespeare gave life to Iago. This movie is one of the craziest Christmas movies you will ever see and it’s a whole lot of fun. The post S14: E3: Dear Santa first appeared on Legion.

Who would think an internet meme could make a great Christmas movie? Apparently nobody. And this movie proves it. Grumpy Cat is the sour puss that launched a million snarky memes and stars in her first and only movie, that was showcased on the Lifetime Network, landing in the #2 episode of the season’s theme “Once in a Lifetime” that features 6 Lifetime made for TV movies. Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever is a mash up of ill conceived ideas, poorly written dialogue, low production values and bad editing. Exactly the kind of movie we love to discuss on Pick Six Movies. Join us for some holiday cheers as we discuss all things meme related, grumpy and otherwise. The post S14: E2: Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever first appeared on Legion.

A Very Nutty Christmas kicks off season 14 with Melissa Joan Hart playing a former investment banker turned bakery owner in a small town who finds love over the holidays when a nutcracker comes to life. It’s a lot like the movie Elf only more terrible. But don’t worry, a thin plot filled with under-developed characters accompanied by poor audio, passable editing all work to stick the landing of the plot where (Spoilers!) the heroine is still alone at Christmas. The post S14: E1: A Very Nutty Christmas first appeared on Legion.

Daniel Craig stars as 007 in the finale of this season’s theme “Bonds. James Bonds.” featuring 6 films and 6 actors in the iconic role. There are helicopter stunts, fist fights on trains, crashing planes, and international globe trotting by arguably the world’s most famous and arguably inept secret agent. Hear all about the music of James Bond and get introduced to Pick Six Bot, our very own voice activated artificial intelligence device. The post S13: E6: Spectre first appeared on Legion.

Pierce Brosnan stars in his final outing as 007 alongside Halle Berry in the 20th James Bond movie, 2002’s “Die Another Day”. This movie has ice lairs, space lasers, sword fights, invisible cars, high tech rings, laser watches, exploding planes and somehow manages to underwhelm. Dame Judy Dench and John Cleese show up to class up the place, but there’s a reason this was Brosnan’s final turn as the world-famous secret agent. The post S13: E5: Die Another Day first appeared on Legion.

“License to Kill” finds Timothy Dalton as 007 heading to Mexico or Florida or the mythical land of Isthmus City to do battle with cocaine smugglers. Bond plays blackjack over baccarat, drinks a Budweiser over a vodka martini and trades in the Aston Martin for an 18-wheeler. It’s a James Bond movie like none other with co-stars including Benicio Del Toro, Carey Lowell, Robert Davi and Wayne Newton as an corrupt televangelist. The post S13: Episode 4: License to Kill first appeared on Legion.

Roger Moore stars in “A View to a Kill” in this season’s theme “Bonds. James Bonds,” where he does battle with Grace Jones, Christopher Walken and early onset osteoporosis. There’s exciting sub-plots involving horse breeding and geology surveys. Get ready to doze off here and there until Walken shows up to deliver one of the greatest performances as a Bond villain ever captured on film. The post S13: E3: A View to a Kill first appeared on Legion.

George Lazenby’s one and only performance as 007 is the subject of E2 in this season’s theme “Bonds. James Bonds”. Lazenby’s debut as a movie star found him alongside big time TV stars like Diana Rigg, Telly Savalas and Gabriele Ferzetti. There’s skiing, bobsledding, luge, safe-cracking, baccarat (whatever that is) and five finger discounts on Playboy Centerfold spreads. Join us for one of the most underrated James Bond movies of all time as we try and save the world from infertility. No, really, that’s what happens. The post S13: E2: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service first appeared on Legion.

“Bonds. James Bonds.” is the theme for Season 13 featuring 6 Bond movies, each with a different actor portraying Ian Fleming’s most famous MI-6 spy. Sean Connery stars as 007 in “Goldfinger,” foiling the sinister plot of villain Auric Goldfinger, fighting the bowler hat-wearing henchman Oddjob, and the most memorable Bond girl ever – Pussy Galore. Join us as we kick off this season with the Bond movie that established the blueprint for all Bond movies that followed, and a lot of sex, violence, sadism, gambling, alcohol, snobbery, and misogyny. The post S13: E1: Goldfinger first appeared on Legion.

“Fantasy Island” wraps up Season 12’s six movies all based on TV Shows. Michael Pena, Maggie Q & Lucy Hale headline this PG-13 Blumhouse Productions’ adaptation of the classic late 70’s and early 80’s ensemble television show. The movie is everything you loved about the TV show, only terrible and nothing really at all like the TV show. Join us as we make all your wildest dreams come true in a movie that was made for an audience of none. The post S12: E6: Fantasy Island first appeared on Legion.

Dennis Miller and Angie Everheart headline the frightfully delightful and terribly campy “Tales from the Crypt presents: Bordello of Blood”. Everhart gives it her all and Dennis Miller couldn’t care less. But you are in luck because this episode is full of history behind the Tales from the Crypt comic books, an overdue Whoopi Goldberg impression plus Corey Feldman and someone who looks like, but isn’t, Corey Haim shows up. Join us as we join the Crypt Keeper for skin crawling puns and a most unpleasantly hilarious time as we welcome you to EP 5 of this season’s theme “As Seen on TV” featuring 6 movies all inspired by TV shows. The post S12: E5: Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood (1996) first appeared on Legion.

How do you make an updated version of a television show that is steeped in Southern culture, Confederate flags and all? That’s just one of the complicated questions this movie takes no pains to address. Instead, it’s a collection of Jackass-esque violence and flat jokes with a whiff of Jessica Simpson’s magical boobs. You know what? It’s easier if you just listen… The post S12: E4: The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) first appeared on Legion.

Dan Aykroyd plays Joe Friday, the nephew of Joe Friday played by Jack Webb from the classic TV series “Dragnet”. This movie also stars American treasure Tom Hanks as the wise-cracking partner and American sleazeball Dabney Coleman as the smut peddling pornographer. Harry Morgan, Christopher Plummer, and a cast of people that will make you say “Hey isn’t that the guy from that other thing?” Hop in the back seat and join us for a ride-along as we revisit this 1980’s classic “sequel” to the television your grandparents barely remember. The post S12: E3: Dragnet first appeared on Legion.

Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh and Selma Hayek (for about 5 minutes) star in this big screen adaptation of the 1960’s sci-fi western mashup of “The Wild Wild West”. It’s got gadgets and gizmos a plenty. It’s got racist and whatsits galore. You want angry lynching mobs? It’s got twenty. But who cares? No big deal. You want more? Then join us for episode 2 of this season’s theme “As Seen on TV” featuring 6 movies all based on television shows! The post S12: E2: Wild Wild West (1999) first appeared on Legion.

“As Seen on TV” is the theme for Season 12 featuring 6 movies all inspired by television shows. Kicking things off is “The Avengers” movie that you’re not thinking about right now. This one stars Ralph Fiennes, Uma Thurman and Sean Connery in the big screen adaptation of the 1960’s British spy series of the same name. There’s lethal weather and flying oversized robot hornets controlled by a cabal of oversized colorful bears. Plus, Eddie Izzard plays a hired goon! This movie is what academics define as “bonkers”. Enjoy. The post S12: E1: The Avengers (1998) first appeared on Legion.

The season finale features Earth in the path of a giant space rock and a team of astronauts must risk their lives to destroy it to save all humanity. No, it’s not “Deep Impact”. It’s “Armageddon”. The one with Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler and Ben Affleck. And I think Morgan Freeman was the President? And I think Elijah Wood is Will Patton’s kid? We sort all this out as we wrap up season 11’s theme – “We’re All Gonna’ Die!” with the exciting, explosive, all-American, Michael Bay-directed cinematic spectacular from 1998. The post S11: E6: Armageddon first appeared on Legion.

Arnold is back in this sequel to T2 that ignores all other Terminator sequels that came before it. Skynet was destroyed but somehow the future is still full of time-traveling robots with a blood lust for future underground militant leaders. This movie plays all the hits, “I’ll Be Back”, “Come With Me if You Want to (Live)” and “(Gimme’ Your Clothes Cuz’) I Time Travel Naked”. It’s everything you want in a Terminator movie, only disappointing. This episode is proudly presented in STEREO because that’s an option. Special thanks to Matti Viisainen who provided the acapella Terminator theme used in the show open. His incredible work was the glue that pulled the whole show open together. You can hear more of his brilliant and creative work over on his YouTube channel. The post S11: E5: Terminator: Dark Fate first appeared on Legion.

William Shatner stars in this 1977 classic monster movie about tarantulas taking over a small town in Arizona and then…the world? Can a drunken sheriff, drunken mayor and drunken veterinarian and big city college scientists defeat this toxic colony of big hairy arachnids? Well the answer is no, they can’t. The movie ends badly, but it’s a fun ride to get there. The post S11: E4: Kingdom of the Spiders first appeared on Legion.

Looking for the “Worst Dad Ever” in a movie? We have a contender. It’s Tom Cruise in Steven Spielberg’s 2005 remake of “War of the Worlds”. Aliens attack earth and kill all humans until they get the sniffles and fall over dead. It’s a profanity filled romp through the 2005 remake of the sci-fi classic. The post S11: E3: War of the Worlds first appeared on Legion.

Yo Bro! It’s episode 2 of Season 11’s theme- “We’re All Gonna’ Die!” This movie features the deadliest of of deadly death enduing causes of death, plants and the wind. This movie’s got Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel and was written and directed and produced and voice acted by M. Night Shyamalan. The post S11: E2: The Happening first appeared on Legion.

Kicking off this season is 1995’s feel good hit of the year “Outbreak” where the monkey from the TV sitcom “Friends” shows up to infect a small town with a mystery illness that only Dustin Hoffman and his rag-tag gang of super-scientists can stop. It’s a race against time that takes for ever and passes the time with wild conjecture amidst highly unlikely coincidences. Join us as we kick off season 11’s theme “We’re All Gonna Die!” featuring six movies all about the impending end of humanity. The post S11: E1: Outbreak first appeared on Legion.

“The Chase” screeches this season to a halt as we hit the highway with Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson and Josh Mostel and Henry Rollins and The Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Elwes Brothers (Cary and Cassian) and even famed adult film hedgehog Ron Jeremy. I know it sounds too bad to be true. Join us as we wrap up Season 10’s theme “Hot Wheels” with a 90’s era fever-dream nightmare of high speed chases, Butterfinger guns and sex on the interstate going over 100 miles per hour. The post S10: E6: The Chase first appeared on Legion.

Nicholas Cage, Angelina Jolie and Robert Duvall headline a remake of the 1974 gritty car heist classic. In this new version the film makers take a bold new perspective on the source material, by removing all the car chases, action and interesting parts of the original movie. If you’re looking for a mediocre time at the movies, this is a movie for you. The post S10: E3: Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) first appeared on Legion.

It’s time for some illegal street racing excitement in this episode featuring the third installment of the Fast and Furious film franchise. Or maybe it’s the 7th? Or 13th? Is this even a Fast and Furious movie? It’s definitely not very good, we know that for sure. Join us as we continue this season’s theme “Hot Wheels” that’s all about cars and car related activities. Don’t worry if you don’t speak Japanese, know anything about tricked out street racers or heck even know how to drive, because neither does the hero of this movie. Buckle up. The post S10: E2: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift first appeared on Legion.

We begin Season 10 of Pick Six Movies with one of the inspirations for this show, the Turd Ferguson, er, Burt Reynolds starrer, The Cannonball Run. It has all the wrong-headedness of a movie from the 80s with all the smirking insanity of a Burt Reynolds movie! Also, are we getting a window into the real relationship of Dom DeLuise and Burt? Is Jack Elam the best thing about this movie? And can this movie actually be labelled a “comedy?” For these answers and more, jump in to season 10 of Pick Six Movies, Hot Wheels! The post S10: E1: The Cannonball Run first appeared on Legion.

For the first time ever we offer up a bonus episode of a previous season as we deliver this special holiday gift for our loyal listeners. This special addition to Season 4 “The War on Christmas Movies” features the sequel to “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” featuring a madcap series of incomprehensible, loosely strung together series of events featuring actors saying words that don’t make any sense. You wanted more Cousin Eddie, you got more Cousin Eddie. We hope you’re happy. We’re certainly not. The post S4: Bonus Episode: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure first appeared on Legion.

“Firestarter” ends this Stephen King inspired season with a bang! This movie has everything you could want in a movie. Drew Barrymore, David Keith, explosions, bloody noses, secret (maybe) military compounds, George C. Scott playing a Native American (maybe) who might be a pedophile (he’s definitely a pedophile) and Art Carney toting a shotgun. Join us as we wrap up episode six of this season with an 80’s classic that never disappoints. The post S9: Episode 6: Firestarter first appeared on Legion.

Stephen King writes, appears in and directs this high octane, comet created, maniac machine, terrifying tractor trailer, swear word spewing technology filled, let’s blow everything up movie! This film has dead kids and dead pets, deadly ice cream trucks, evil sentient self flying airplanes, rocket launchers, a bible salesman, Lisa Simpson, pornographic wallpaper, a guy with an affinity for water-sports and on top of all that UFOs. It is one of the most insane movies ever reviewed on this show. It’s awesome. The post S9: Episode 5: Maximum Overdrive first appeared on Legion.

Not all Stephen King film adaptations are based on novels. Some of them are based on short stories. This episode is an example of filmmakers taking one of King’s small narratives, expanding on it, and turning it into a dumpster. It’s full of actors and actresses who almost look like other famous actors and actresses. It does have Brad Dourif (pictured above clarifying what number he will be doing in the bathroom). Dourif is the most famous person in this movie and that says a lot. Join us as we head down into the basement to go looking to kill us some rats as we take on a this disastrously bad movie. The post S9: Episode 4: Graveyard Shift first appeared on Legion.

Stephen King…I mean Richard Bachman wrote the novel that inspired this 80’s futuristic action classic staring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso and original host of “The Family Feud” Richard Dawson. This episode explores the fascinating history of Richard Bachman and has a thorough exploration of a movie that looks to be mostly filmed on a sound stage at night. Yes there are impressions of Arnold and Jessie Ventura and there’s so much more. It’s a good one. The post S9: Episode 3: The Running Man first appeared on Legion.

To celebrate our 50th episode we picked the Gary Busey spectacular, “Silver Bullet”. This werewolf filled cinematic nightmare is filled with so many twists and turns that you won’t know who the identity of the mysterious murdering werewolf is until the end of the first 10 minutes. (It’s the preacher.) Enjoy. The post S9: Episode 2: Silver Bullet first appeared on Legion.

“Carrie” was Stephen King’s first published novel and his first novel adapted into a motion picture. But we’re not talking about that movie, which received multiple Oscar nominations. No, we’re talking about the 2013 remake of “Carrie”, starring a cast of incredibly talented people that made a movie that’s a real dud. But that’s just how we like our movies here, filled with dud. My mother loved this episode and told me over and over again…”They’re all gonna’ laugh at you!” Thanks mom. The post S9: Episode 1: Carrie (2013) first appeared on Legion.

“Conan the Barbarian” wraps up this season of remakes and reboots. There’s a lot to unpack in this tale of warriors, witches, swords, revenge, hookahs, Coors Light, hot wings and the Edgar Winter Group rock classic “”Frankenstein”.  Let’s do this Bro! The post S8: Episode 6: Conan the Barbarian (2011) first appeared on Legion.

Nicolas Cage stars in “The Wicker Man” remake from 2006. This movie is a psychological crime thriller set in a modern day utopia where filmmakers deem it appropriate to have their heroic male lead beat up not one, not two, but three women in this movie. This movie is a crazy mess of misogyny, misdirection, and misguided efforts to remake a movie nobody wanted to see get remade. The post S8: Episode 5: The Wicker Man (2006) first appeared on Legion.

“Fantastic Four” is the 4th episode of this season’s theme “Not That One, This One” where we are taking on nothing but remakes and reboots. This film does a an amazing job over making sure to never put the Fantastic Four together all at once until the last 10 minutes of the movie. We know, it’s not very good. Just the kind of movie that makes this show come alive. The post S8: Episode 4: Fantastic Four (2015) first appeared on Legion.

The remake of “Poltergeist” gets us to the half way point of this season’s theme, “Not That One, This One”. It’s a truly amazing film in its ability to underwhelm audiences in all new and unexpected ways. In this episode we try to answer who really directed the original “Poltergeist” and keep forgetting that a remake was produced, even though that’s the movie we’re discussing. Strange indeed.Sam Rockwell, Rosemarie DeWitt, Jane Adams and Jared Harris all star in a remake of a 1980’s horror classic. That was a good movie and is why this show’s intro is all about the good one. So give a listen and enjoy the delightful train-wreck of a movie, “Poltergeist”. (Not that one, this one) The post S8: Episode 3: Poltergeist (2015) first appeared on Legion.

Tim Burton’s “Planet of the Apes” continues this season of remakes, reboots and re-imaginations as Mark Wahlberg battles Tim Roth for the affection of Helena Bonham Carter in the time traveling, simian, sci-fi caper from 2001. Paul Giamatti shows up to trade slaves and sell drugs. Michael Clarke Duncan and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa are friends who become enemies, only to become enemies who become friends. Rick Baker ups his game from our last episode and delivers some outstanding ape costumes. But alas, the movie kind of stinks. Bad for them, good for you and me. Join us for this episode as we travel to the “Planet of the Apes”. Not that one, this one.  The post S8: Episode 2: Planet of the Apes (2001) first appeared on Legion.

Jeff Bridges, Jessica Lange and Rick Baker in a King Kong suit come together to create one of the most impressive cinematic experiences ever put to film. This movie is an over-the-top, bi-centennial filled, fuel crisis inspired masterpiece of a bygone era most recognized by men’s obsession with thick sideburns, scraggly beards and sexual assault. The post S8: Episode 1: King Kong (1976) first appeared on Legion.

We wrap up this season’s video game inspired season with “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li”, a movie that’s part sequel, part prequel and part reboot all at the same time. It may not be the worst movie we reviewed this season, but it’s darn close. The post S7: Episode 6: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li first appeared on Legion.

Adam Sandler and 80’s arcade nostalgia stars in “Pixels” a movie inspired by an internet short film, with characters from a documentary and a plot from an animated sit-com. Hollywood originality at it’s best. Plus, Dan Aykroyd shows up to sell us vodka and spout of crazy outer-space nonsense. The post S7: Episode 5: Pixels first appeared on Legion.

This season of video game inspired movies takes to the skies with “Wing Commander” starring Freddie Prince Jr., Saffron Burrows and Matthew Lillard. This movie came out in early 1999 and set the bar as to how bad a Star Wars inspired movie could be. A few months later “The Phantom Menace” said hold my beer. This movie has space battles, sort of. Space drama, kind of. And space Cats, kind of, sort of. It’s a terrible movie. Enjoy. The post S7: Episode 4: Wing Commander first appeared on Legion.

“The Angry Birds” movie takes us to the half way point of this season all inspired by video games. How does a game that’s essentially a digital version of a side show carnival scam become a major motion picture. Well listen to this episode and you will find out. Plus, we discuss all manner of bird concepts, including bird therapy, bird birth control and bird water sports – all in a movie intended for children. You know, for kids. The post S7: Episode 3: The Angry Birds Movie first appeared on Legion.

Uwe Boll helms the subject of this episode filled with zombies, island raves, rogue police officers, gratuitous nudity and Clint Howard. Like most of the movies on this show, it’s not very good. But neither was the video game that inspired this movie. The post S7: Episode 2: House of the Dead: The Movie first appeared on Legion.

“Tomb Raider” kicks off six movies all inspired by video games. The movie stars Angelina Jolie and a cast of hey I didn’t know they were in this movie actors and actresses. If you’ve never seen any Indiana Jones movies or James Bond movies or really any good movies ever, you might enjoy this film. Otherwise, we think you will enjoy our take on this stinker of a movie featuring one of the most famous female video game characters of all time. The post S7: Episode 1: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider first appeared on Legion.

This season’s theme “You Can Do It” wraps up with a super-sized episode based on the super-sexy film “Showgirls”. The only feature film to get a major theatrical release with an NC-17 rating. This movie has everything you would want in an NC-17 rated film and a lot of things you wish weren’t’ there. Prepare to be gobsmacked. The post S6: Episode 6: Showgirls first appeared on Legion.

“Basic Instinct” is the penultimate episode of this seasons run six movies that all have one thing on their mind. This movie is famous for one scene in particular, surrounded by a bunch of crazy 1990’s cliches wrapped in a whodunit and topped off with some Hollywood lesbian stereotypes. The post S6: Episode 5: Basic Instinct first appeared on Legion.

“Wild Things” takes us to the swamps of Florida as this season’s theme, “You Can Do It” continues. This movie features lots of 20-somethings, pretending to be teenager-somethings, having sex with 40-somethings pretending to be 30-somethings. Double-crossing. Murder. Mystery. Bill Murray. Lesbian swimming make out sessions. Teacher-student threesomes. Don’t worry, it’s worse than it sounds. The post S6: Episode 4: Wild Things first appeared on Legion.

This episode is for all the ladies out there. Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey and a bunch of good looking people star in this beefcake filled tale of Tampa Bay strippers. This movie is Xquisite. The post S6: Episode 3: Magic Mike first appeared on Legion.

This season’s theme of “You Can Do It” continues with the Dudley Moore and Bo Derek film “10”. Oh yeah, this movie also stars Julie Andrews who was the real wife life of Blake Edwards, the writer and director of this movie. On a scale of 1 to 10, this movie is perfectly awful.  The post S6: Episode 2: 10 first appeared on Legion.

“50 Shades of Grey” kicks off this season’s theme “You Can Do It”, where we will explore six totally sexy movies. “50 Shades of Grey” is the first in a three part trilogy, based on the highly successful novels. It is also spectacularly bad. Which means this episode is spectacularly entertaining. The post S6: Episode 1: 50 Shades of Grey first appeared on Legion.

“Suicide Squad” caps off this season of “The Old Men & DC” where we took on six live action motion pictures based on DC comic book characters. We’re going to be honest with you here. This is a super sized episode. When something is this bad we have a lot to say about it. But don’t worry, there’s lots of fun to be had. Plus it’s full of cameos including, but not limited to Batman, The Flash, Aqua-Bro, Casey Kasem and I think Burt Reynolds shows up to eat some steak. The post S5: Episode 6: Suicide Squad first appeared on Legion.

“Catwoman” continues this season of six live action movies all based on DC comic book heroes and villains. Here you get to see Halley Berry do battle with the leaders of a sinister cosmetics company. This episode is filled with crazy cat ladies, celebrity cat cameos and whole lot of handsome detective Benjamin Bratt. The post S5: Episode 5: Catwoman first appeared on Legion.

In this the penultimate episode of this season we proudly present “Justice League”. This movie is crammed full of superheroes including Batman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Aquaman and more. There’s resurrection. The band Steppenwolf shows up, I think. Skynet makes a terminator. Who knows what’s going on in this movie. Well, we do so join us as we discuss this Zack Snyder / Joss Whedon cinematic mash up. The post S5: Episode 4: Justice League first appeared on Legion.

Shaq headlines Steel in Episode 4 for this season, “The Old Men & DC” where we are taking on six movies from the DC Universe.  This movie is based on Superman comics, but somehow doesn’t have Superman in it. But instead we get Judd Nelson. So that seems like an equal trade off… The post S5: Episode 3: Steel first appeared on Legion.

“Return of Swamp Thing” continues this season’s theme “The Old Men & DC” where we are taking on six DC Comics inspired live action movies.  This movie may be the best worst movie we’ve ever featured. It clearly has the most explosions, delivers a mosaic of disconnected plot points and it boldly showcases the worst acting of any film we’ve seen thus far.    It’s truly terrible.  We loved it. The post S5: Episode 2: Return of Swamp Thing first appeared on Legion.

Supergirl kicks off this season’s theme “The Old Men and DC,” where we are taking on six superhero-themed movies inspired by the pages of DC comics. In this episode, we take to the skies with Superman’s cousin to do battle with an evil witch who is determined to take over the world and make a hunky landscaper her sex slave. This movie stars Helen Slater as the title character alongside such Hollywood royalty as Faye Dunaway, Peter O’Toole and Mia Farrow for about sixty seconds. There’s invisible demons, love potions and lots of Popeye’s World Famous Chicken and Biscuits. This movie is truly bonkers. Yes, yes, we missed you, too! The post Supergirl first appeared on Legion.

Wrapping up this holiday season of “The War on Christmas Movies” is the 1985 classic, “Santa Claus the Movie”. David Huddleston, Dudley Moore star in this movie with John Lithgow popping up in act three to give away Christmas themed drugs that literally get children high. The characters eat food from McDonald’s and drink Coca-Cola and drink Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Henry Mancini does the music. What can you say about this movie? It’s awful. The post S4: Episode 6: Santa Claus – The Movie first appeared on Legion.

“Home Alone” is the heart warming holiday classic that focuses on holiday child abandonment, torture based home security and the misguided idea that the creepy old guy in your neighborhood is actually kind at heart. Macaulay Culkin goes head to heads against Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern in one of the most financially successful movies of all time. While Katherine O’Hara and John Candy to do battle over a human soul, because it’s Christmas. The post S4: Episode 5: Home Alone first appeared on Legion.

In this episode we go down the chimney with a sack full of toys and Tim Allen in 1994’s “The Santa Clause”. Every wonder how a convicted drug dealer can become the biggest star on the most family friendly network around? Well look no further as we explore the fascinating life of one of the most successful comics of the 1990’s and a holiday classic that spawned not one, but two sequels. The post S4: Episode 4: The Santa Clause first appeared on Legion.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad team up in “Jingle All the Way” in pursuit of the most sought after toy of the holiday season. Does day drinking with a reindeer signal impending divorce? We say yes and a whole lot more. Join us as we examine the behavior and motives of one of the worst dad’s in Christmas movie history. The post S4: Episode 3: Jingle All The Way first appeared on Legion.

“National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” continues this season’s theme of “The War on Christmas Movies”. This movie is a beloved family holiday classic that has everything to get you into the holiday spirit. Or after you hear us discuss it, it’s a dark examination of a mentally unstable patriarch where everyone around him is in constant fear for their lives. Merry Christmas! The post S4: Episode 2: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation first appeared on Legion.

The Y2K classic “Dr. Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas” begins Season 4’s theme “The War on Christmas…Movies!” In this episode we explore the life of Ted Geisel, get into how the TV special came to be and explain just how Jim Carey was selected to play The Grinch. This movie was directed by Ron Howard, feature’s cameos by almost all of his family and has scene with a good old fashioned 1970’s key party. On top of all this we get a back story of the Grinch’s childhood while the movie completely get the moral of the source material 100% wrong. Music Credits: “Wish Background” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies” Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ The post S4: Episode 1: Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas first appeared on Legion.

“The Wolfman” from 2010 caps off Episode 6 of this season’s them “Monsters Are Universal” where we examined six remakes of famous Universal Monster Movies. This movie features some of the best actors working today in some of their worst performances captures on film. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll howl at the moon. You may even piss on the rug and try to lick yourself clean. The post Pick Six Movies S3: Episode 6: The Wolfman first appeared on Legion.

1985’s “The Bride”, a remake of the horror classic “Bride of Frankenstein” is the focus of Episode 5 of this season’s theme “Monsters Are Universal”. This movie stars Jennifer Beals, Clancy Brown, David Rappaport and Sting. This movie makes you laugh. It makes you cry. But mostly it makes you tilt you head slightly in stunned confusion. The post Pick Six Movies S3: Episode 5: The Bride first appeared on Legion.

What if iconic horror director John Carpenter directed SNL founder Chevy Chase in a re-imagination of the sci-fi, horror remake of the 1933 film “The Invisible Man”? Well wonder no more! “Memoirs of an Invisible Man” continues this season’s theme of “Monsters Are Universal”. It’s not a comedy. It’s not a thriller. But it is a mess. Darryl Hannah is the lovely female lead. Sam Neil is our bad guy. Steven Tobolowski is our ray of sunshine. Michael McKean and Patricia Heaton have beach sex with their clothes on. There are some things you can’t un-see, even when they are invisible. This movie is one of those things. It’s pretty bad, but we had a lot of fun talking about it. The post Pick Six Movies S3: Episode 4: Memoirs of an Invisible Man first appeared on Legion.

Is 2017’s “The Mummy” a remake? A reboot? A reinvention? Well, we do know that it is Episode 3 of this season’s theme “Monsters Are Universal” where we are looking at more recent interpretations of classic Universal monster movies. This was the film set to launch a shared “Dark Universe”. We answer the questions does the movie succeed? Does it fail? Would casting Nick Nolte and Steve Buschemi have made it better. The answers are absolutely not, in almost every frame and unquestionably yes. Here’s the famous IMAX trailer noted in the opening. The post Pick Six Movies S3: Episode 3: The Mummy (2017) first appeared on Legion.

This season’s theme, “Monsters Are Universal”, continues with 1994’s “Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein” which was directed by and stars Kenneth Brannagh as the title character Dr. Victor Frankenstein alongside Robert De Niro as the creature. This is a supersized episode filled with hidden history, fascinating insights and some hilarious comedy from your two lovable hosts. So join us as we try to breathe life into this bombastically loud, pseudo-incestuous and occasionally brilliant interpretation of a literary classic. The post Pick Six Movies S3: Episode 2: Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein first appeared on Legion.

“Monsters Are Universal” is the theme for season three of Pick Six Movies. We start things off with our take on Francis Ford Coppola’s take on Bram Stoker’s take on “Dracula”. This movie is so wonderfully over the top. It’s filled with bad accents, open-air carnival pornography, male lactation, bestiality and lots and lots of Dracula impressions from your two enchanting show hosts. Here is the extremely seductive trailer as a primer to the ridiculous discussion that we have around this sexy, Gothic nightmare of a movie.   Music Credits: Danse Macabre Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ The post Pick Six Movies S3: Episode 1: Bram Stoker’s Dracula first appeared on Legion.

Let’s spend “A Night at the Roxbury” to wrap up this season of SNL inspired films. This final installment follows human bobble heads Steve and Doug Butabi, played by Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan, through a series of poorly constructed and ultimately confusing series of events that culminates with the films credits. In short, it’s not a very good movie. But we had a lot of fun discussing the misadventures of these two dry humping, night clubbing brothers. There are M. Emmet Walsh impressions, rampant love for Molly Shannon, and the (welcome) return of Leon Phelps, who has plenty to say about these two dimwits. As always, we thank you for checking out the show! You can drop us a line at [email protected] and subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher! Listen to back episodes right here! We’ll be back for season three soon! The post Pick Six Movies S2: Episode 6: A Night at the Roxbury first appeared on Legion.

“The Ladies Man” stars Tim Meadows as his most memorable character from Saturday Night Live. In the fifth episode of this season we get learn more about Leon Phelps upbringing and really examine his relationships with an interesting cast of supporting characters, most of which are alcoholics, physically abusive, emotionally unavailable and self destructive. As always, we thank you for checking out the show! You can drop us a line at [email protected] and subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher! Listen to back episodes right here! We’ll be back next week with the late night antics of A Night at the Roxbury! The post Pick Six Movies S2: Episode 5: The Ladies Man first appeared on Legion.

You’re Good Enough, You’re Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You. Come join us as we continue an exploration of SNL-inspired movies with Episode 4, “Stuart Saves His Family” starring Senator Al Franken, Criminal Intent’s own Vincent Vincent D’Onofrio, Harris Yulin a.k.a. – the angry judge from Ghostbusters 2  – and the ever lovely Laura San Giacomo. Take a listen as we hilariously discuss a movie about a family dealing with multiple forms of substance abuse and personal emotional turmoil. As always, we thank you for checking out the show! You can drop us a line at [email protected] and subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher! Listen to back episodes right here! We’ll be back next week with the sexy stylings of The Ladies Man! The post Pick Six Movies S2: Episode 4: Stuart Saves His Family first appeared on Legion.

“It’s Pat” is the next film in this season “Live from New York!”. We finally get an answer to the question, “Who wanted to see a movie based on the SNL character Pat?”. The answer is apparently nobody. The quality of a movie is inversely proportional to our enjoyment of discussing it. “It’s Pat” is the worst movie we’ve reviewed to date and made for the most surprisingly enjoyable discussion of a movie thus far. This movie is terrible which made an incredibly fun episode. As always, we thank you for checking out the show! You can drop us a line at [email protected] and subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher! Listen to back episodes right here! We’ll be back next week with the far less horrible Stuart Saves His Family!   The post Pick Six Movies S2: Episode 3: It’s Pat first appeared on Legion.

This season’s theme “Live from New York!” continues with the movie “Superstar,” featuring the brilliantly funny Molly Shannon starring as Mary Katherine Gallagher. In this episode we explore the career of Molly Shannon to get a better understanding of how this movie and it’s protagonist is in many ways a pseudo-autobiographical story of Molly Shannon herself. Unlike many of the movies we discuss on this podcast, we really enjoyed this sweet, weird, laugh-out-loud comedy. The post Pick Six Movies – S2: Episode 2: Superstar first appeared on Legion.

This season’s theme “Live From New York” features six movies inspired by characters from Saturday Night Live. To kick things off, we present “Wayne’s World 2”, the sequel to the highest grossing Saturday Night Live movie of all time – “Wayne’s World”. It was the success of “Wayne’s World” that ushered in a decade where nine Saturday Night Live inspired films would hit the silver screen. So join us as we take on six of these cinematic treats to learn more about how and why these movies were made and hear our take on each one for your listening pleasure. The post Pick 6 Movies – S2: Episode 1: Wayne’s World 2 first appeared on Legion.

It’s fitting that “The End” caps off Season 1 where we explored the films of Turd Ferguson. This movie comes to represent all we know and love about Burt Reynolds movies in every good way and every bad way. It’s a dark comedy that’s neither dark, nor arguably a comedy. It’s tonal mosaic of a poorly constructed narrative wrapped around a narcissistic protagonist. And did we mention Mr. Reynolds not only stars but directs as well? Join us as we explore this mentally disturbed attempt at making a comedy about terminal illnesses and suicide. The post Pick Six Movies – S1: Episode 6: The End first appeared on Legion.

Examination of “The Films of Turd Ferguson” continues as we head south to Atlanta and become part of “Sharky’s Machine”. Burt Reynolds both stars in and directs this gritty cop drama that features team of officers that love busting hookers, junk food, one way phone sex, turning invisible, fighting ninjas all while never having a southern accent. The post Pick Six Movies – S1: Episode 5: Sharky’s Machine first appeared on Legion.

Chad and Bo are back with a look at the comedy/musical/small business tutorial, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! There’s a lot of love for Dolly and a heapin’ helpin’ of scorn for this surprisingly lifeless affair of the rented heart. Jump in! The post Pick Six Movies – S1: Episode 4: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas first appeared on Legion.

In the third episode of this season we take a look at Don Bluth’s animated feature film “All Dogs Go to Heaven”. Looking for a children’s movie with gambling, murder, gun play, child abduction? What if we make it a musical with tragically forgettable songs and a lack of any sense of morality or good will? It’s features the voice talents of Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise, Loni Anderson and it’s just awful. This trailer does not accurately represent the content of this film. The post Pick Six Movies – S1: Episode 3: All Dogs Go to Heaven first appeared on Legion.

In the second episode of this season we get back behind the wheel with Burt Reynolds with Hal Needham back behind the camera in the 1983 race car disaster “Stroker Ace”. This movie has everything you expect from the team of Reynolds and Needham. It includes car chases, car crashes, misogyny, sexual assault, attempted murder, bar fights, illogical plot structure and general disappointment. The post Pick Six Movies – S1: Episode 2: Stroker Ace first appeared on Legion.

Kicking off this season of Pick Six Movies is 1977’s “Smoky and The Bandit”. This is one of the most iconic movies of the 1970’s, featuring the one and only Mr. Burt Reynolds in what is perhaps his most iconic role of the 1970’s and perhaps his career, that of The Bandit. So join us as we start this six pack of movies with a whole load of six-packs of Coors beer. The post Pick Six Movies – S1: Episode 1: Smokey and the Bandit first appeared on Legion.