BROTHER LOVIN’! Keith and longtime pal Brolo are back at it, talking about love, couple vacations, loving bad sports teams, politics, and Keith’s follow-up on helping children get into the most violent movie ever made. Do yourself a favor and be sure to check out the music of Brother Love and Them Vibes!

Having to watch horror movie sequels is Keith’s personal horror movie. He discusses his walkout of Smile 2 and helping children sneak into R-rated movies. Keith also discusses other horrors, including ironic MAGA crimes, The War on Christmas, and the link between Donald Trump and McDonald’s literally deadly E coli outbreak.

Donald Trump worked a closed McDonald’s for 15 minutes to then play for the Pittsburgh Steelers! This and much more on today’s exciting episode that encourages you to check out the related pictures at KATG.com.

BREAKING NEWS: RIP One Direction’s Liam Payne. Thank God Keith DID leave his phone on! Also: KATG comes to the rescue! The NFL! SNL! The Movies! Celebrity sexual predators! It’s all right here. Vote early; vote often.

TRIGGER WARNING: New KATG guest Des Bishop shares life with his wife, Summer House’s Hannah Berner, as well as thoughts on family, his move to a boarding school in Ireland at age 14, recovery, and mental health.

No colon, an extra kidney, suicidal thoughts, and hope: KATG’s newest guest, Dave Piontkowski, candidly shares it all. The duo also discusses Sean “Diddy” Combs’ 120 victims (including a 9-year-old boy) and drug-laced lubricant, Lisa Marie Presley’s posthumous memoir that claims Michel Jackson was a virgin before they had sex, Elon Musk claiming Kamala Harris will put him in prison if she becomes President, and Marjorie Taylor Greene claiming Jews and democrats are controlling the weather to harm republicans. Don’t forget to vote.

Keith visits FiDi, né the Financial District (natch), to yap with his curmudgeonly pal Danny Vega to discuss love, Duke’s mayonnaise, and Joker part Fuck You.

Keith is back from war-torn North Carolina with new guest Benny Blue. The two fast friends discuss dead moms, the 2024 Vice President debate, and FOOTBALL!!!

Comic and impressionist J-L Couvin returns! From Trump discussing the latest worldwide goings-on, RFK Jr.’s latest sex scandal, NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ undisclosed indictment, and Alex Jones’ Infowars’s forced auction; the gang’s all here.

Keith’s at it again! He’s fighting listeners, he’s fighting high school buddies, and he’s fighting his best friends. He discusses the latest in politics, football, TV, and self-love. Hopefully you didn’t already delete this.

Keith is on fire. Between Wordle, the Emmys, Sean “Diddy” Combs, and undecided voters, Keith is losing his mind. Thank God for football and poker.

Hilarious comic and JD Vance impersonator Dan Wilbur joins Keith to break down the Kamala Harris/Donald Trump Debate. They also remember 9/11 and appreciate the preciousness of life. The duo discusses gun violence, parental responsibility, and Taylor Swift. And they wish your pets the best.

Keith is joined by favorites Betsy Helmuth and Katharine Heller! The trio discusses when and if parents should intervene with their children’s school problems, “Breakdancer” Rachael “Raygun” Gunn’s “apology”, The upcoming Kamala Harris/Donald Trump debate, #ChaseGlitch, and how to pit your friends against each other for your pleasure.

The world is a dumpster fire, but Keith tries to find silver linings such as mini golf, football, and disgusting food eating contests. Enjoy, and stay strong. Hopefully we’re almost there.

I hope your labors are going well! Don’t forget to celebrate! Meanwhile, Keith takes some TikTok challenges, reads listener non-feedback, follows the latest stories, and discusses the man with the world’s largest penis (although no one called Keith to check with him).

Best pals Keith and Christian Finnegan discuss their recent hang following a viewing of Alien: Romulus. The duo discusses the beauty of real conversation, Republican weirdness, football deaths, Coney Island’s Cyclone being closed indefinitely, phone robbery, and NYC subway metal detectors. Enjoy, and believe in your friends.

We present to you the My Opening Line episode with Bonnie McFarlane you may have missed in 2018. Bonnie, one of the strongest, smartest, and funniest people in comedy shares her start in this classic episode with Chemda. Before that, Keith celebrates more women, namely Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama. Admit it: It’s getting a little exciting.

If Steve wants it, Steve gets it! Here it is in all its glory: Keith’s 17th stand-up special Nice Try, Tricksters. HOOAH! Before that Keith rants about Connections, Space, why video game movies don’t work (feat. Borderlands), entertaining rapists, and (the lack of) pro-football female announcers.

Elon and Donald up in a tree! Nothing weird to see here at all, folks—just Keith and his pal Craig Klein talking about Trump’s X interview with Elon Musk and NYC’s own Cindy Adams bragging about her IQ and just now “graduating” high school. This one goes out to Keith’s fellow left handed geniuses.

Ritch Duncan, the first person to give Keith an NYC stage, and Series of Fortunate Events’s MeMe Cherry join Keith to discuss his Charlotte trip, the latest in politics, America winning the Olympics, and Keith’s Waffle House sex trafficking adventure.

Keith just learned about boneless chicken wings, and he is quite displeased. With the help of Birthday Girl Carrie Gravenson, Keith discusses his newly learned not-so-startling chicken fact. He also begs the audience for help regarding his movie watching disease. Is there a cure?

Keith discusses with you his latest correspondence with his father, what he learns by inappropriately touching objects in museums, his theory on “swimmers”, who to root for in the Olympics, and the passing of his mother.

New guest, new husband, and new green card holder Mario Adrion candidly shares with us his culture shock, his comedy, and his time as a model. U!S!A! U!S!A!

Rod and Karen Morrow’s VIP show Last Week on KATG episodes never fail to hit, and here’s another gem episode to entice you to join KATG.com/VIP. The trio discusses newly formed facts and thoughts on the Trump attempted assassination, Kamala Harris replacing Joe Biden, Jon Stewart’s strange bedfellows, and Brother Love’s asshole. Our lifetime is getting exciting.

Keith got his wish, and President Joe Biden will not seek reelection. So how does he feel now? Rod Morrow joins Keith to discuss the worldwide news, the congressional grilling of Secret Service director Kimberly Cheatle in regards to the Trump assassination attempt, and why God is simply too busy to help you.

We’re Brother Lovin’! KATG talks America, the RNC, Tenacious D, Satan?, and the Emmys. Yes, Keith is caught up with Cobra Kai.

The hilariously candid Megan Koester helps Keith figure out the meaning behind the Bad Boys: Ride or Die slaps, the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, and the Louis C.K./New York Times documentary Sorry/Not Sorry.

The gang from 5 On It joins Keith to help discuss the scary presidential climate, the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog eating competition cheater, and Alec Baldwin’s shooting trial being deemed a mistrial.

Legend Gilbert Gottfried covers his first times in comedy while sharing his need for attention and being raised by television. The gang covers Gilbert’s early impressions, his breaks on TV, and the time Jerry Seinfeld sucked off Boris Karloff. This god of laughter is hilarious and personal as he chronologically covers his rise to stardom.

Fresh off the July 4th holiday, Keith is joined by the hilarious Rod Morrow to discuss Keith being blackmailed, his vacation, the future of America, love, and little cuck snitches. R.I.P. that chick from House of the Dragon.

KATG legends Danny Vega and May Wilkerson delight us as we watch America burn. The trio discusses family dynamics, THE FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE!!!, Joy and Anxiety, and Am I the Assholes. We also hear the latest from Felix.

Carmen Lagala joins Keith to help discuss therapy, The Bear season 3, and Hawk Tuah.

Lovers unite! Keith and ListenerLiz share their chemistry as they discuss their relationship, their next vacation, Keith’s missing wallet, the Ten Commandments in Louisiana schools, the greatest prank of all time, and the latest with Justin Timberlake.

Longtime guest and friend Myq Kaplan returns to KATG and helps discuss Justin Timberlake’s DWI and celebrity excuses, food issues and vegetarianism, Minimum Rage, and Demon Face Syndrome.

THE BOYS ARE BACK! Rod! Craig! Chris! Chestnut! Kobayashi!

Comedian and father Tony Deyo helps Keith make sense of this year’s controversial July 4th hot dog eating contest, marching band, and Keith being kicked out of his dad’s will.

Comedian and superhero Lenny Marcus returns to KATG to discuss new email interactions between Keith and his father stemming from Keith’s mom’s funeral. The duo also discuss the NYC/Dublin Portal reopening, Panera Bread to cancel their deadly Charged Lemonade (not JUST yet though), and being pronounced dead prematurely.

Kyle Thompson interviews Keith regarding Elizabeth and the two discuss Trump and Rudy Giuliani’s coffee, China’s fake pandas, and the Penn State professor that begged cops to kill him after being busted for bestiality.

The beloved Abbi Crutchfield returns to talk to Keith about the right way to interact with his lover’s 7-year-old, couples podcast fights, Lenny Kravitz claiming to be celibate for 9 years, and a new male birth control gel.

This week we talk about Keith's new boo, the Pat Dixon audio, and Keith’s North Carolina BBQ knowledge. We also talk about Trump going 34 - 0 (35 if Keith had his way), the worst movie Keith has ever seen: The Beekeeper, and Minimum Rage.

Today we remember how history repeats itself with Keith’s 9th album, State of the Union.

Juuusssssty Dodge! The duo talk love long-distance, Pat Dixon, reiki, and finding peace.

Fresh off Memorial Day, Keith and the great Rojo Perez discuss the latest Diddy rape lawsuit (trigger warning: he did that shit a LOT), the deaths of Super Size Me’s Morgan Spurlock and the Doge dog, the all new Titanic submersible, and Keith’s vacation with a new suitress.

Diddy delivered an eye-rolling non-apology for his caught-on-camera shockingly violent behavior, which leads to the return of Felicia Gillespie and the gang discussing comedian Pat Dixon with shockingly violent audio that was used in court to allow Felicia an order of protection. Audience members call in with intelligence and goofiness.

The Diamond Dogs are back! Whether it’s about Pepperidge Farm, the shockingly violent Sean “Puff Daddy Diddy Puffy Love” Combs hotel video, Kansas City Chiefs' kicker Harrison Butker’s controversial commencement speech on women, or the blatant racism in Congress; Chris, Craig, and Keith got some barking to do.

Fan favorite Ali Clayton returns, and the duo discusses the revealing details on her new comedy album Country Queer. Keith and Ali also cover the dangers of NYC, including Ali’s very recent violent attack. They also talk about Tom Brady saying that he’s a better man for learning that his celebrity roast was a bad idea as well as Thomas Jefferson University’s mangled commencement names.

From 2011, it’s The Keith and The Girl Roast! Inspired by recent roast talk, Keith revisits the brutality from comedy greats such as Roastmaster Jesse Joyce, Christian Finnegan, and Mike Lawrence, with one being more hurtful than the next. Ben Lerman! John F. O’Donnell! Victor Varnado! The Knefels! It’s right here in all its shocking glory.

Chat Pack members Mallory Jane and ListenerLiz join Keith to discuss The Roast of Tom Brady as well as to help share the white perspective of Kendrick vs. Drake. The trio also covers Kevin Spacey endorsing RFK Jr. for the presidency, RFK’s worm-eaten brain, and Bummer News.

Rod and Karen Morrow return with another episode of Last Week on KATG where they discuss Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake, the last week of shows, and the toxicity of comedian Pat Dixon.

Longtime KATG guest Pat Dixon’s pattern of abuse continues, and this time comedian Felicia Gillespie shares her stories of extreme mistreatment. Physical violence, verbal violence, mind manipulation, and character slander; it’s all here. Be sure to share your relatable stories.

Favorites Katharine Heller and Carrie Gravenson join Keith to discuss his behavior at The New York Neo-Futurists’ The Infinite Wrench. The trio also discusses a 60-year-old Miss Universe, Ozempic causing erectile dysfunction, Jon Bon Jovi’s pretentious documentary THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT, Netflix’s The Circle, and Carrie’s life-changing solar eclipse experience.

The studio audience is back and in charge. This week we talk about death by 1,000 sauces and Keith’s comical frustration. Sponsored by The United States Postal Service. #GoPostal

MeMeCherry! Viola! Snikki! Chris! The Chat Pack! Yes, sometimes the universe tests our patience, but we push through and have a ROCKIN’ good time! In this episode we discuss Drag, alcoholism, boundaries, the Pope, internet cats, reality TV, impressions, acid, L.A., relationships, and pronouns! Episodes discussed: 36: Keepin' It Real 713: Quitter w/ Michael Mattera 1168: The Key of Awesome w/ Mark Douglas 1373: Triple Rush w/ JessNYC and Dillon Roberts 1766: Full of Gass w/ Craig Gass 2615: Acid Attack w/ Grant Lindahl 2851: MURDER w/ Paul Gilmartin 3064: Chemdawg w/ Max Cohen 3260: It Started As a Joke w/ Eugene Mirman 3658: Humans Being w/ MJ Knefel

Minimum Rage, birthday fuckin’, the explanation of Passover, Donald Trump’s courtroom stink. The connection? God made them all, and the gang is ready to break it all down. Rod Morrow, Hollywood Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris discuss Keith’s dad wishing Keith a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and Keith’s response; John Wayne Bobbitt not only losing his dick, but all his toes as well; and, Chemda’s shout-out on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale. Oh, and Keith has his PRO megaphone. FAWWWWWWT!!!!! (Very safe for work.)

New guest Laura Merli joins Keith to discuss their problems with physical directions and people (ugh). Also, O. J. Simpson is still dead, and Keith is very excited about a PRO megaphone.

Turns out God found the real killer. Sean Keane and Emily Walsh help discuss the passing of O. J. (That one.) The trio also discusses The Golden Bachelor’s immediate divorce, art and honesty, and basketball and money laundering.

THE FIRST NEW GUEST TO KATG IN THIS BRAND NEW WORLD! Ellie Hino helps Keith recognize that, yeah, life is a little insane. Iris Bahr shouted out Chemda on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale! Keith internally freaked the fuck out at Katharine Heller’s show The Infinite Wrench! You’ll learn how to be more important to your spouse than their new child! (Spoiler: have sex with your spouse.) And then other stuff: ADHD, bisexuality, THE MASTERS, etc.

Rod Morrow and Keith recap the last week of happenings in and around … Keith and The Guy?! The duo also covers Minimum Rage and a surprise return of Dad’s emails! Sponsored by A24 Films, this episode ends exactly how you would want it to.

Ex-KATG intern Kyle Thompson helps discuss fake people, weird liars, and trickster comedians.

Brother Love joins Keith to help discuss the future of KATG as well as Easter, trademarking Brother Love, Tornado Season, and the marriage of a conjoined twin.

The great Lucie Pohl joins Keith to discuss her role in The Dad Emails book, Donald Trump’s God Bless the USA Bible, Sean D. Combs’s homes being raided by federal agents over sex trafficking allegations, and the collapse of Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key bridge. But it’s funny.

Keith discusses his yesterday — his first day reporting for jury duty for the first time in his life. Then KATG shares another of Keith’s stand-up albums, I’m Dating Your Mom.

Never heard Keith’s stand-up before? Today we reminisce on his 10th album, Good Clean Fun: The Very Best of Keith Malley.

Liz Miele announces her new special Murder Sheets, and the duo discusses art, nervousness around an unknown audience’s responses, and dating apps and weirdos. More importantly, Keith learns about Taylor Swift dating Jake Gyllenhaal.

From the Keith and The Girl chatroom, Mallory Jane, artist extraordinaire, joins Keith to discuss abuse, family, therapy, gender questioning, and staying alive in a horrible world.

Welcome to Keith and. Bianca Brady and Cathryn Lavery join Keith for his first show in this new world. The trio discusses family, business, news, and Keith’s feelings.

Season 2 of KATG starts with a bang! In this episode of Diamond Dogs, Keith, Craig, and Chris are joined by the infamous Saadia! The trio also discusses Oscars ‘24 and the state of the world.

Chapter 9: Growing Up

Chapter 7: Keith Malley - Lover, Fighter; Chapter 8: Rules for Living

Chapter 5: Welcome to the Jungle; Chapter 6: The Holy Bible Part II

Chapter 3: Government Issued; Chapter 4: Hells Angels, Somerset

Chapter 2: Fairly Higher Education and the Workforce

After two decades of Keith and The Girl, KATG is about to enter Season 2. During the transition, Keith presents the audio version of his life story from birth to age 30.

It’s the OG’s final KATG hosting gig. Chemda says goodbye as she’s joined by the KATG VIP crew. The gang discusses her departure, the future of KATG, and the news of the day featuring the guilty verdict in relation to the Alec Baldwin movie Rust and a special edition of Minimum Rage.

Danny Vega brings us another batch of Am I the Assholes?, and Carrie Gravenson helps the gang by viciously judging strangers’ personal lives.

Shahrum is joined by his wife Heather as he produces today’s show, casting Psychic to the Stars Robert Alvarez, Rockstar Brother Love, “HellKat” Katharine Heller, and Bad Boy Newsy.

Favorites Kevin Allison and Calvin Cato help bid Chemda farewell as they discuss bad jobs and bad boys, a 22-year-old basketball coach impersonating a 13-year-old player, Oprah Winfrey leaving the board of WeightWatchers after admitting to using a weight-loss drug, Real Housewives stars suing Bravo and Andy Cohen for insidious behavior, and the Supreme Court ruling that no state could dump a federal candidate off any ballot.

Rob Haze returns to discuss stand-up specials, Chemda’s departure, and Elvis impersonators who are a little too accurate.

Keith and Chemda’s good pal Adam Spiegelman returns to KATG to talk about Wordle and intelligence, leap year, Chemda’s departure and Dolph Lundgren, and the death of Richard Lewis.

New KATG guest Maggie Crane shares her life in regards to family, religion, and stand-up comedy. She also shares the behind the scenes of nannying and helps discuss Wendy’s upcoming surge-pricing. Also, Keith’s dad cheated in chess.

Ophira Eisenberg, everyone’s favorite, returns to KATG to help discuss Keith’s co-host predicament, Amy Schumer claiming Cushing syndrome, and the 2024 SAG Awards.

Diamond Dogs’ Chris put together an amazing line-up of winning KATG guests: Christian Finnegan, Myka Fox, Myq Kaplan, and Rod Morrow. And the party is NOT very low key. Among the latest news, the group discusses us landing on the moon (again? fascinating), and the Airbnb host who sent their guest’s wife a security photo of him with another woman after he left her a negative review.

Chemda’s longtime friend and brand new guest Sophia Wortzel joins KATG to discuss recovery from all sides, the Alabama Supreme Court ruling that frozen embryos are children, and the release of Keith’s latest stand-up special Nice Try, Tricksters.

Yemeni-American comedian Ahmed Al-kadri discusses culture, racism, and politics. The trio also talks about Donald Trump’s latest guilty verdict which fined him $364 million in a New York civil fraud case.

Marga Gomez the Beloved returns to KATG to help discuss lesbians, bullies, guns, mental health, and the jaw-dropping Madame Web.

Keith and Chemda tackle the most disturbing news of the day: the Kansas City parade mass shooting, the elementary school principal that pretended to shoot students in an active shooter drill, the 2-year-old black girl who was cuffed by a white child in a day care’s Rosa Parks reenactment, and Madame Web.

New guest Andie Main discusses politics, family, dating, and sobriety. She also helps Keith and Chemda cover the 2024 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees and the strains of weed that cause you to murder.

Keith and Chemda reminisce on the 2024 KATG 24-Hour Marathon, the 66th Grammy Awards, Super Bowl LVIII, and your The Dad Emails book reviews.

Hour 22: The big news of the now: The Dad Emails book and Chemda leaving Keith and The Girl! Also: Reena Calm! Jimmy Pardo caught his dad fucking! Christi Chiello is now Christi Somers! Hope Dobrzynski! Everything moving too much too fast! Lucie Pohl!

15 hours into the 2024 KATG Marathon, Justy Dodge shares the most family-related story of pure anguish that you’ll ever hear [trigger warning: it’s related to Christmas stockings], Newsy shares how his (married) dad used him to fuck a schoolmate’s mom, and former KATG intern Kyle Thompson catches us up from where’s he’s been since KATG #2923: The Case for Christ by sharing recent trauma after recent trauma regarding family and lovers. Calvin Cato closes the show out with his story of toxic validation.

Alongside the great Emily Panic, KATG’s fellow Surf Reality performer and for real open book Shauna Lane shares her sobriety and the crazy stories and relationships that led her there. Joe DeRosa joins the marathon and discusses Chemda’s KATG exit, dating, and KATG.com/DadBook.

HI, KIDS! KATG discusses preparing as a Talk Athlete, the death of Carl Weathers, and the big announcement: The Dad Emails book is in people’s hands! Christian’s various family members were scammed by cyber con artists, his dad had infected scrotum growth; and, Best New Guest Chris Turner improvise raps it all. Again and again. Also, be careful if you hire Rojo for anything other than being a comedian; and, stop fucking over Chaz! Also, Chemda reminds us how adults are still the same as children.

Keith and Chemda are excited to share the big news: The Dad Emails book is now available at KATG.com/DadBook! Also the KATG marathon is on Saturday, so the duo talks steroids and stress dreams.

New guest Moss Perricone fits right in as Keith and Chemda discuss WWE’s Vince McMahon’s egregious sexual assault allegations, The AFC/NFC Championships featuring Taylor Swift, Donald Trump being ordered to pay $83.3 million for denying that he raped E. Jean Carroll, and the two climate-change activists that threw pumpkin soup on the Mona Lisa.

Fan favorite Gastor Almonte returns for his second visit to KATG. The trio discusses A.I. and jaw-dropping Taylor Swift deep fakes as well as God’s cryptocurrency scam.

New guest Adam Cayton-Holland discusses life with toddlers as well as the D.I.Y. generation and social media, Jon Stewart’s return to The Daily Show, Keith’s beef with Ben Stiller, people deliberately ignoring atrocities, and the next American civil war.

Carrie Gravenson returns to KATG to help solve Keith’s loved-in couch catastrophe as well as discuss 50 Cent’s celibacy, the 2024 Oscar noms, and the NYC Rodeo at MSG.

Keith and Chemda discuss the dangers of working with olive oil, the 2024 NFL playoffs featuring Jason Kelce, a girl that’s allergic to her own sweat and tears, an airline passenger that got locked in the bathroom, and the return of ancient viruses thanks to global warming.

The 2023 KATGuh Award Winners

Hollywood Craig Klein helps discuss eavesdropping on public fights, the greatest memory Keith has about his mom, the final 8 teams vying for Super Bowl LVIII, and finding love.

Rod Morrow returns to help break down the 2024 NFL playoffs as well as the 2024 Emmy Awards. The trio also discusses Maxxxine deliberately kicking an actor in the head while filming and ESPN being caught falsifying 37 Emmy trophies.

Danny Vega returns with 2024’s first batch of Am I the Assholes? The trio talks friend and family dynamics, cleanliness, and the return of the Tide Pod Challenge.

Diamond Dogs’ Chris joins KATG for the first time to help discuss the evolution of education, how the smell of women’s tears lowers men’s aggression, and Craig Klein not knowing how to restaurant.

Keith’s holiday adventures included continuing to watch every movie ever made, one being worse than the next. If you love to hate, please enjoy.

The 2023 KATGuh Award Nominations

Lose over 40 pounds just by walking! Learn about the greatest religious books ever written! Hear about the unsealed court documents of Jeffrey Epstein! It’s all true! Except for the greatest books part!

Keith went on a 5-state road trip, and somehow he returned.

It’s January 1st, 2024, and your life is about to change! Keith and Chemda start off the new year discussing New Year’s Eve on TV, Donald Trump being taken off of 2024 ballots over the Jan. 6 insurrection, The Dad Emails book announcement, and the passing of the great Kenny DeForest.

The astonishing Ophira Eisenberg leads us into the holidays as the gang discusses parenting, dealing with your child’s teachers, the myths of Hanukkah, the Squid Game: The Challenge finale, and Limp Bizkit touring with Corey Feldman.

Myka Fox returns! The trio discusses the Kansas City Chiefs’ controversial 9-year-old fan, the fact that 20% of couples cheat on their partner at holiday office parties, and Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ 4th rape accusation in 3 weeks. Merry Christmas!

New guest Ian Lockwood shares his life and music and joins KATG to discuss Family Feud’s Richard Dawson making contestants take mouth herpes tests prior to recording and Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s new book.

Kevin Allison revisits KATG to help discuss The State reunion live shows and shady venue owners, Rep. Lauren Boebert and Dave Chappelle, Felicity Huffman trying to explain away the 2019 college admissions scandal, and Squid Game: The Challenge Pt. 2.

Christian Finnegan is joined by Kickstarter supporter Pam Myers, and the group talks about Chemda’s big move as well as law, Squid Game: The Challenge continuing, travel debates, Henry Kissinger, and Nation.

Carmen Lagala joins KATG along with her new beau Corey Tindall. The gang tackles stand-ups watching stand-up, new relationships, and tipping culture.

KATG stalwart J.P. McDade and new guest Shawn Carter discuss the state of comedy, from crowd work to unruly patrons. The group also discusses Tiffany Haddish’s second DUI, Young Thug’s rap lyrics being admissible in court, and an even heavier topic: porn message boards.

Fan favorite Murf Meyer returns to help discuss Thanksgiving, family, and Squid Game: The Challenge.

Liz Miele revisits KATG along with her pal Neil Rubenstein, and you know how Keith and Chemda do: they get aggressive!

Supervising producer Mike Lawrence returns! Mike discusses Bupkis, Saturday Night Live, family, being a dad for a full year, and the best stores to shop at to manage your panic attacks.

Rojo Perez joins KATG to rile Keith up by explaining the genius behind not cleaning your underwear and the deepness of The Bear. Keith tries to calm his life with PowerWash Simulator VR, but we don’t think it’s working.

Truly open book Kenice Mobley returns to discuss family, dating, therapy, suicide, and sex. And life is beautiful.

Keith’s perfect weekend! John Travolta’s Saturday Night Fever Capital One spoof! Beating off in movie theaters! Husbands cheating on their wives with their wives’ mothers! Professors calling bestiality ethical! Your emails! This week is getting started in a big bad way. Enjoy!

Craig Klein joins KATG to discuss the final moments of Keith & Chemda.

Casey James Salengo returns to discuss his new podcast with his wife Courtney Maginnis and the ins and outs of podcasting with a significant other. The trio also discusses Election Day 2023 results, America standing up for abortion rights, and the return of Central Park Karen.

The great Rod Morrow graces us today as the gang discusses listeners’ reactions to Chemda’s thoughts on Israel vs. Hamas and its relation to the Spider-Verse. The trio also talks about Election Day 2023, the confusion over why Keith failed an ever-changing Science, and Chemda teaching her dental assistant about gratitude.

StarTalk’s Chuck Nice joins KATG for the first time and talks about the scariness of space and the intellectual depths of scientists such as Neil deGrasse Tyson. The trio also discusses Israel, Palestine, and Hamas as well as America's new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson and his son being pornography accountability buddies. Also, Keith recalls calling up The Radio Chick to be part of Survivor: Harlem, and he reminds you how to win Daylight Saving Time.

Katharine Heller returns to tackle the big issues. From knee cysts and Long COVID to tipping etiquette and piss milkshakes, the trio covers it all.

Keith and Chemda cover Donald Trump’s latest threats, Robert De Niro and his former personal assistant in court, antisemitism in America, and your mental health. Don’t forget to tip.

Carrie Gravenson returns to help Keith and Chemda make sense of Halloween and Ouija, new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson comparing homosexuality to incest and beastiality, and Carrie’s violent bike ride.

Erin Maguire returns to KATG to cover all the pressing celebrity news, including the hot tub drowning of Friends star Matthew Perry. And Keith’s queer! Yay!

Keith and Chemda are with you to tackle the big issues of the day in an offensively hilarious manner. The duo covers new House Speaker Mike Johnson, Donald Trump’s trial over his presidential disqualification, Maine’s mass shooting, and the conman who faked heart attacks in at least 20 restaurants to avoid the bill.

New Guest Gastor Almonte joins KATG to talk about Black names vs. White names, explaining White people to Black children, being a landlord in East New York, and when it’s okay to zone out on your kids. Also, John Stamos reignites the Lori Loughlin college admissions scandal and the trio covers the airline pilot who claims that psychedelic mushrooms caused him to try to down a flight midair.

Finally a sex positive podcast host that is willing to talk about sex! Natalie Wall joins the KATG Universe and helps discuss Loki, Taylor Swift’s Travis Kelce song, Elon Musk offering $1 billion to Wikipedia if they change their name to Dickipedia for 1 year, Donald Trump’s attorneys pleading guilty in Georgia’s election subversion case, and SEX!, including masturbation, communication, and family.

Matt Bachus returns to KATG as the gang discusses the latest in TikTok “pranks”, the death of Rocky’s Burt Young, Donna Kelce’s lackluster appreciation for Taylor Swift, and Sound of Freedom’s Tim Ballard (played by Jim Caviezel) being sued by 5 women for sexual assault and battery.

Beloved KATG guest and fashion expert Courtney Maginnis helps Keith and Chemda break down Hollyweird by covering the likes of Britney Spears, Jada Pinkett Smith, Ozempic, plastic surgery, and skating phenom Father Michael G. Malley.

Louis Katz returns, and the trio covers a retrospective of the KATG appearances that led to his brand new marriage and a new special: PRESENT/TENSE. The trio also covers Hollywood pretentiousness and the death of Suzanne Somers.

Fresh from a week's vacation and shot out of a cannon, Keith and Chemda are back for more world judging. Whether it’s about friends making peace, Israel and Hamas doing the opposite, Jada Pinkett Smith’s constant yappin’, or the death of KATG intern/friend/foe Emmy, the duo covers it all.

The Dork Forest’s Jackie Kashian revisits KATG to show us all how to have a successful marriage (even with her mother-in-law moving in). The gang also discusses button-pushing family members and how to stay sane.

Joe Kwaczala is new to KATG, and he fits like a glove. The trio discusses the ways of the Catholic church, a breakdown of his album Funny Songs and Sketches, the 6 university students who are future doctors celebrating a female volleyball team win by running on the court and masturbating, and the results of Chemda’s Year 7 tumor-related open-heart surgery check-up.

New guest Steffan Alun visits KATG from Wales to discuss self-diagnosing ADHD, finding out he’s bisexual after being married to the opposite sex, Pope Francis debating blessing certain same-sex couples, and the Nobel Prize in medicine.

Keith and Chemda discuss NYC’s September flooding; football, the first transgender NFL cheerleader, and Taylor Swift; Meta’s new Smart Glasses; and, Merriam-Webster adding 690 new words and phrases.

Keith’s close friend Josh Accardo returns to KATG in a big way to talk about his bladder cancer and the grandma who raised him recently dying. It’s sweet, it’s sad, and it’s beautiful.

Atheer Yacoub returns to commiserate with Chemda over family and meddling weirdos, and the trio discusses Keith’s erratic destination plans and the Manhattan judge who ruled that Donald Trump committed fraud by exaggerating the value of his wealth. Also: Do you know who Linda Hamilton is? Only the smartest 2% do!

Peggy O’Leary returns to KATG to help discuss the latest with the NFL, namely Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. The trio also covers working at a family funeral home and the cast of 2023’s Dancing with the Stars.

From The Black Guy Who Tips and Last Week on KATG, it’s the return of Rod Morrow! Rod joins Keith and Chemda to discuss tipping, saying “you’re welcome”, getting older, and some good ol’ fashioned Bummer News.

New KATG guest Django Gold has one of Keith’s favorite stand-up specials ever: Bag of Tricks. Django discusses his name, working for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and The Onion, how to properly spell ‘come’, and night terrors. Keith had an adult sex dream, Bijou Phillips filed for divorce from Danny Masterson, and Rep. Lauren Boebert’s estranged husband blames himself for her groping another man, vaping, and yelling to the point of being kicked out of a Denver showing of the play Beetlejuice.

Keith and Chemda cover everything in the news from gross to disgusting to vile: Cleveland Browns’ Nick Chubb’s sideways leg, Lauren Boebert’s unruly viewing of Beetlejuice, and Russell Brand being accused of rape by four women, one being 16.

Improv rap genius Chris Turner returns to serve up a digestible version of the news, from violent politeness to Sean Penn trying to violate your virtual daughters. Also, Elon Musk had Amber Heard dress as Mercy from Overwatch when they dated, and Chris has the beat on it all.

Shalewa Sharpe is back, and the gang covers Drew Barrymore vs. her WGA crew, fake positivity, and Taylor Swift’s VMAs. Have the best life ever!

Hi! We sure hope you’re having the most enjoyable day ever and that the near future is everything you hope for it to be! Please? We pray everything is so good for you!

Keith and Chemda return to discuss the latest Jan. 6th insurrection sentence (22 years!), That 70’s Show’s Danny Masterson’s rape sentencing (30 years!), and Chemda’s jury duty (8 hours!).

The Nicks return together before the Labor Week break! The gang discusses Mitch McConnell’s second on-camera freeze (a month after his first), the woman who cheated on her husband and lied to 911 about being raped to receive a free STD test, and a personal Active Shooter incident. Enjoy!

It’s Myka. Myka FOX!!! The trio discusses her relationship with KATG Best New Guest Tim McLaughlin, sex etiquette, and sex crimes. So much sex! Enjoy!

KATGuh award winner and listener favorite Bianca Brady is back and cancer free after her 4-year battle with leukemia! She recounts the journey, her new lease on life, and getting back into the world of dating.

Phenom Calvin Cato returns to KATG to help discuss relationships, people that delete and edit their phone texts, The Price Is Right’s Bob Barker’s passing, and Donald Trump’s mugshot.

Long time KATG guest Jesse Joyce returns to discuss his new book Killing the Guys who Killed the Guy who Killed Lincoln. He also talks about his award show jokes, roasting Donald Trump, the WGA strike, Prank Panel, and the Republican mugshots.

KATG’s Best New Guest Tim McLaughlin returns to talk about his relationship with sex, 2023’s first Republican primary debate, Donald Trump’s 41-count indictment, and The Roman Catholic Diocese of Syracuse paying $100 million to sexual abuse survivors. The gang’s keeping it light.

New to the KATG Universe: Caitlin Cook! Caitlin discusses her one-woman bathroom graffiti musical as well as dealing with fatal car accident trauma. The trio also discusses Britney Spears’ divorce and Netflix’s Depp v. Heard.

In a special Last Week on KATG crossover, Keith, Chemda, and Rod Morrow cover everything new in the KATG universe, including Erin Valentine’s Hawaiian death threats, Keith’s personal relationships, and some weird third thing. Hey everyone. This is Rod. I just want to say that I thought this episode was going behind the paywall on the website. I asked Keith to take it down but he betrayed me. There are some things that I said about Blue Beetle that I believed were "off the record." Please unsubscribe and stop listening to this podcast right now! Also, send all death threats to @keithmalley on Twitter.

KATG rounds off the week with the fabulous Murf Meyer. They talk catfish victims, insensitivity to fires and floods, love, friendship, and acid.

Fan favorite Casey James Salengo returns to KATG to discuss his one man show In Bloom, his cleaning business, and restaurant etiquette. Bon appétit!

Keith’s relationship of over two decades with Craig Klein might legitimately be over.

Craig Klein is back to revisit The Acid Tapes, to talk about his new relationship, and to discuss John McEnroe.

Like only a best pal would, Hollywood Craig Klein recorded Keith on acid. The trio dissects the voice memos.

It’s just Keith and Chemda today, and things get heated! First off, 50% of KATG listeners have done acid? The fuck? The duo also reviews the elaborate prank show Jury Duty to discuss if the mark is a goddamn idiot. The two then review Bill Maher’s Barbie review.

Liz Miele joins the trio to help discuss Donald Trump’s third indictment, Rudy Giuliani’s $10 million sexual abuse lawsuit, Chemda’s second COVID attack, and Keith’s first (AND LAST!) time on acid. Chemda finally saw 2014’s John Wick, and the anti-child trafficking movie Sound of Freedom’s producer Fabian Marta was arrested for child kidnapping. You don’t fuckin’ say!

Am I the Asshole?’s Danny Vega is joined by his new co-host Shannon Dee. Together the group discusses Chemda’s positive COVID test (and voice), the death of Pee-wee Herman, Chemda’s review of the Barbie movie, and some tantalizing Am I the Assholes.

Fan favorite Lucie Pohl returns to KATG to discuss relationships, break-ups, Prince trying to hurt Sinéad O’Connor physically and emotionally, Mitch McConnell shitting his pants in front of the press, and the United States’s UFO coverup.

Rojo Perez arrived back in the U.S. from Puerto Rico only to get immediately dumped by his girlfriend. The trio discusses dating, being let go, finding closure, and being part of stupid break-up talks.

The Black Guy Who Tips’ Rod Morrow joins Keith and Chemda to discuss the phenomenon of Barbenheimer and the conservative men who are shitting themselves over the Barbie movie. Men are saying they aren’t as fragile as Ken depicted them to be, then they fight each other in a movie theater for calling each other a “little boy”. The trio also discusses the oh-so-brilliant move of Elon Musk changing the name Twitter to X and the new fact that you’re not liable for calling Donald Trump an official rapist.

IT’S ANOTHER BRAND NEW GUEST! Liam Nelson teaches us all the (literal) highs and lows of Marfan syndrome: being five feet tall in kindergarten, living in a world not made for you, aggressive masculinity, surgeries, hooking up at Marfan conferences, and meeting Chewbacca.

Keith reviews Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning, Part One; Keith and Chemda cover the latest in celebrity breakups; and, and the duo discusses the man that tried to date a woman at gunpoint. Also, the man behind the black and blue/white and gold dress tried to kill his wife.

New KATG guest Dave Merheje joins KATG to discuss Dating vs. Comedy, his armed robbery, SAG-AFTRA joining the WGA strike, and the 2023 Emmy nominations.

New guest Felicia Gillespie jumps in the deep end. The trio discusses Felicia catching a boyfriend cheating when he butt-dialed her while he was having sex, various odd jobs, and Bummer News Corner featuring studio executives waiting for writers to lose their homes, Bank of America being fined $150 million over ripping off customers, and Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has receiving payments from lawyers that presented cases to the Supreme Court. YAY!

After over a decade, Ben Roy returns for his second visit to KATG. We cover his personal changes, his growth, and Jonah Hill weaponizing therapy talk.

Is it Keith’s birthday?! New guest and improvisational rapper Chris Turner joins the duo to rap (yes pun) about improvisational rap, Keith finally watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Olympic gymnastics doctor and child rapist Larry Nassar being stabbed 10 times in prison, and The Dad Emails.

Your favorite podcasting duo returns after Independence Week to discuss Jim Caviezel, Mel Gibson, Joey Chestnut, and Elon Musk’s Twitter vs. Mark Zuckerberg’s Threads. Hey England: Fuck tea.

Christian Finnegan has been on Keith and The Girl over 50 times, and he roasts Keith like only a true friend can. What a blessing! The gang discusses Christian’s year of sobriety, Madonna’s ICU visit, her new head, Dr. Jordan B. Peterson daring you to call him ‘cis’ to his face, and Jonathan Majors winning his domestic abuse court appearance.

New guest Dave Stone joins KATG and seamlessly fits in as the trio revisits the viral Roseanne Barr and Theo Von clip, Ryan Seacrest being the new host of Wheel of Fortune, and everything you wanted to know about living in a van and being a police officer.

New guest Geoffrey Asmus joins KATG, and the gang discusses studying religion, nocturnal emitting, and losing your virginity at 26. They also cover Roseanne Barr denying the holocaust ever happened with Theo Von, and the follow-up with OceanGate.

Keith and Chemda discuss billionaires, from Elon Musk declaring that ‘cisgender’ is a bannable slur on Twitter to the rich dying in OceanGate Expeditions’ Titan.

Carmen Lynch returns as the gang discuss dating people with children and how Rick and Morty are dealing with changing the voices of Justin Roiland’s characters. Keith then informs Chemda of the OceanGate Expeditions’ Titan submersible and its inevitable doom.

Keith and Chemda recap their Juneteenth weekend and share the news on Meghan Markle’s fake podcast interviews, legal Special Olympics gambling, more dead people coming out of coffins alive, and Pat Sajak’s final year with Wheel of Fortune. You’ll also learn how to properly apologize.

The great Kevin Allison returns! The trio discusses Keith going to the mechanic’s, Keith seeing The Flash with veterans and their families, and Kevin’s massive life changes, including sobriety.

It’s another long-time guest catch-up with the funny and open Ashley Brooke Roberts! The gang discusses circumcision, military pride, mushrooms and depression, and the unamazing human body.

Greg Warren returns to KATG … well … just in time I’d say. The gang talks about adulting and documents, your parents’ health secrets, Greg’s experience at West Point, and Keith’s upcoming death.

Keith and Chemda cover Donald Trump’s latest indictment over hiding classified top secret documents, Unabomber Ted Kaczynski being found dead in his jail cell at 81 years old, and the NYC lawyer who got caught using ChatGPT to write his legal brief.

The amazing Ali Clayton returns, and the trio discusses how everyone became an Air Expert overnight, Pat Robertson burning in Hell, dealing with a big break-up, and directional dyslexia.

KATG fights through the Canadian wildfires to talk about illicit affairs, Cuba Gooding’s rape trial, and piss fights.

KATG listener and first time guest Adam Ferrara joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss family, love, hate, and Keith’s dad.

Keith and Chemda are back from Memorial Week and ready to catch you up on the world around you. From Pride Month to our president’s inability to walk, they cover it all, including more Capitol rioters receiving prison sentences, Scientologist Danny Masterson being found guilty of two counts of rape, and 82-year-old Al Pacino expecting his fourth child with his 29-year-old girlfriend. The duo also discusses Quentin Tarantino supposedly paying $10,000 to lick a stripper’s feet for a half-hour and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse vs. so-called comedies.

Rojo Perez joins KATG to cover the world around us including the death of Tina Turner, Prince Harry and wife Meghan’s supposed two-hour NYC paparazzi car chase, E. Jean Carroll asking for her defamation case to be amended due to Donald Trump calling her a whack job liar on CNN after being sentenced to pay $5 million for calling her a whack job liar, and The Simpsons’ Nancy Cartwright being honored Patron Excalibur With Honors by Scientology for donating over $21 million to Scientology. KATG also reminisces over Keith and Kyle’s very first date.

Beloved guest Mike Lawrence returns and hilariously fills us in on his life’s new developments: inside the WAG Writers Strike, receiving an autism diagnosis, adoption, and the passing of his father. He probably makes fun of you.

New guest Kyle Kinane joins the duo to discuss stand-up albums with clever track titles, Drunk History, definitely not being an alcoholic, and the Holocaust Museum. Cheers!

Geopolitical Dick Jokes’ Ben Rosenfeld returns to help discuss The Weeknd reverting to Abel Makkonen Tesfaye, Bud Light, a Marine choking a man to death on an NYC subway, and Sports Illustrated cover model Martha Stewart.

Nick Vatterott and Nick Turner are ready to get silly, hilarious, dark, and sad. The group discusses the WGA Writers Strike, listener Saadia accusing Keith of trying to kill her, and ex-Mayor/ex-Trump private attorney Rudy Giuliani being sued for forced sex, wage theft, and much more.

The Conners’ Lecy Goranson revisits KATG as they discuss Season 5, Roseanne becoming The Conners, paparazzi then vs. now, the single life, and celebrity break-ups. The trio also delve into the 2023 Writers Strike, The Madonna Whore Complex, and Oakland Athletics broadcaster Glen Kuiper’s on-air racial slur. They also explain God.

Fresh off 2023’s live You Can’t Say That!, Bobby Condon joins KATG to discuss mothers, lovers, death, and sex.

New guest Jason Salmon tackles it all from discussing Donald Trump being sentenced to pay $5 million for lying about sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll in a Bergdorf Goodman fitting room to 79-year-old Robert De Niro revealing that his 45-year-old girlfriend gave birth to Child #7. KATG also dissects Jason’s albums Force of Nurture and BISCUITS and GRAVITY, his relationship, and everything he holds dear … like his mustache.

Erin Maguire joins KATG to help discuss Nazi neighbors, The Coronation of King Charles III, and accused sexual assaulter Richard Dryfuss condemning the woke Academy Awards for being anti-blackface.

Fan fave Jess Wood joins Keith and Chemda to talk about her return to NYC, how we can save our world, and multiple personalities.

The fantastic Melody Kamali returns, and the trio discuss the 2023 Writers Strike, Keith trying to show his brother the New York comedy scene, you vs. the dentist, and dealing with a big break-up.

Keith and Chemda continue to save lives! They also discuss Keith’s love of celebrity break-ups, a woman who caught a bullet with her clit, and the 26-year-old woman posing as a 16-year-old school student.

Comedian and previous war crime lawyer Jess Salomon joins KATG to discuss her Jewish/Palestinian marriage and the state of the world.

Trey Galyon returns to KATG to help cover the news: KISS’s Paul Stanley vs. The Transgender “Fad”, Hank Azaria is ashamed of his Apu impression, Steven Spielberg regrets his digital changes in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, and the deal with quarter-inch penises.

Keith and Chemda are back at it again! The duo discusses pink poultry, Jerry Springer’s passing, Down Syndrome Barbie, conjoined twins, and the science teacher at Keith’s school who got 7 years for indecent assault.

MJ Knefel, né Molly, joins KATG after a way too long break and fills us in on their thought process regarding being transgender, the details of body surgery, being married to a cis man and birthing two children, and living in society.

Carmen Lagala joins Keith and Chemda to discuss love, anxiety, and Motley Crüe.

Nat Towsen returns to KATG, and the trio discusses Matthew McConaughey and self-helpers stringing you along for money, a listener trying to prove that His Holiness the Dalai Lama did nothing inappropriate when asking a boy to suck his tongue, and the shake-up in TV news: Fox News fires Tucker Carlson and CNN fires Don Lemon.

Dan Wilbur returns to KATG with his new album as the gang discusses family planning, Alec Baldwin’s return to Rust, and the Bible’s new chapters.

Kevin Casey White joins KATG as they discuss the state of stand-up and the DIY mentality. The gang discusses KATG VIP shows, KATG tattoos, their self-produced comedy albums, Keith’s latest special, and the upcoming The Dad Emails book.

Jeremiah Watkins returns to KATG to discuss family, revisit the Dalai Lama asking a boy to suck on his tongue, and serenade us on saxophone.

Megan Koester, everyone’s favorite, joins KATG as Keith and Chemda discuss KATG Week 2023 as well as the latest in grifting, Conservatives fighting Bud Light’s transgender support with guns, and the Dalia Lama having a young boy suck on his tongue.

KATG.com/TICKETS: Keith and Chemda are ready for KATG Week 2023 and Keith’s annual one-take-only stand-up show! The duo also discusses Donald Trump’s indictment, Gwyneth Paltrow’s $1 win, Elon Musk’s goofy Doge moves, learning that plants literally make noise when injured, and Jonathan Majors’ texts between him and his girlfriend.

KATG catches up with psychedelic expert Shane Mauss to discuss the latest in mind portals in an episode that Keith is willing to die for.

Newly married JoAnna Ross and Dan Goodman talk about their 12 year relationship, in-laws, and learning to swim as an adult.

J.P. McDade joins KATG to discuss the interesting dynamic about masks at shows, John Wick 4, Jonathan Majors’ domestic violence choking arrest, Kanye West saying that Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street made him like Jewish people again, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski crash trial.

Shalewa Sharpe broke into her own home to be here! The gang discusses dealing with locksmiths, how to protect your car, where to hide your cash, and what credit card not to use. They also dissect the joy Donald Trump seems to have about being arrested.

KATG veterans Ray DeVito and Myq Kaplan discuss their latest albums as Keith turns their sales into a popularity contest. The gang discuss the sex talks they didn’t get growing up, making jokes to strangers, Donald Trump’s arrest and expected rioting, and using ChatGPT to date.

Rojo Perez and Craig Klein join KATG to help cover the natural death of actor Lance Reddick at 60-years-old, Donald Trump’s upcoming arrest, Sue Costello suing Paramount Global, Inc., and the trickiness of Open AI’s new GPT-4.

Billy Wayne Davis helps us put a bow on the controversial drug dealing texts, challenging a friendship at the highest level.

Murf Meyer joins Keith and Chemda to discuss drugs, harm reduction, his sordid past, and corned beef.

Christian Finnegan helps KATG break down the 95th Academy Awards feat. Hugh Grant, Will Smith, Malala Yousafzai, Creed, Cocaine Bear, and Courtney Cox saying that she put her face back.

Keith and Chemda discuss their anniversary dinner, Carrie Gravenson critiques Keith’s Super Bowl party, and Republicans are proving there actually WASN’T a Capitol insurrection as they cry that they may no longer enjoy Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. Jada Pinkett Smith’s adultery partner August Alsina enjoyed Chris Rock’s special, and a listener warns Keith about Ouija boards setting off interdimensional portals with no follow-up. “Take it from a redhead, don’t mess with them.”

Barely legal Keith and The Girl celebrates 18 years in podcasting with the great Mike Cannon!

Myq Kaplan joins KATG to teach us the secret to offering help and the explanation behind the totally not abnormal practice of romantically loving inanimate objects.

The J6 Prison Choir! Tom Sizemore’s death! Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage! You’re in for a big treat ha ha

Truly open book Matt Bachus shares what life is like as a newly sober man dating, Keith breaks down his driver’s test results, and Prince Harry has another idea for his Privacy Tour.

Have you ever been a guest on a podcast or plan to be? Hell, are you a HOST or plan to be? This is a wake-up call! Deadass! The gang also discusses Chris Rock finally giving Will Smith the business and Keith’s driving test results.

Keith and Chemda discuss pit bulls, comedians killing the old-fashioned way, and used sex toys.

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The LaughtHER Collective returns with Christi and Hope discussing life, death, religion, and the beauty of women.

Jordan Morris joins the gang to discuss the passing of Richard Belzer (aka Det. John Munch) and our dumb world, including a preschool that put 2-year-olds in blackface, a study showing the correlation between penis sizes and sports car purchases, and how women can seduce any man they want. (Spoiler: be hot as fuuuuck.)

Atheer Yacoub returns to KATG to help discuss parents, Matt Lauer’s return to TV, Madonna’s head, and all things important in today’s world.

New guest Adam Mamawala joins KATG to discuss marriage, including his partner in his stand-up material, and divorce. He also discusses his OCD and color blindness, and Keith explains to Adam the dangers of fast food establishments. Adam thought the dangers were only the food lololol hahahahahah!!!!!!

Keith and Chemda discuss Super Bowl LVII, Rihanna, and true love.

Joe DeRosa introduces the idea that he’s ready to be with a long-term partner as long as they never move into the same home. And how to fight.

Here it is, the beginning of The 2023 24-Hour Marathon! But first, Keith and Chemda share with you the most important news of times, featuring more (American!) cases of being buried alive, Pope Francis’s hypocritical LGBT thoughts on criminalization, real life Terminator T-1000s, 48-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio’s new 19-year-old model girlfriend, Beyoncé’s Grammy record, Tom Brady’s real retirement, and AMC Theatres new pricing scheme based on where you’d like to sit.

Keith and Chemda are here to remind you that the YouTube-featured KATG Marathon is this Saturday! 24-hours! Easily over 50 of your favorite comedians! Meanwhile, the duo discusses MAGA Republicans on Capitol Hill wearing AR-15 pins in place of the traditional American flag, GOP lawmaker George Santos promising never to lie again and to “double-check, cross-reference everything”, and a man who is not an airplane pilot being offended that his wife doesn’t recognize him as an airplane pilot in mixed company. They also cover the Michigan priest who says he went to Hell and saw demons singing Umbrella and Don’t Worry, Be Happy to torture people, the woman who killed an Instagram lookalike to fake her own death, and the Seattle woman who returned home to find a smashed window and the burglary suspect taking a fully-clothed bath.

Super Bowl 58! The offensive Empire State Building! Keith’s 5-Hour Zoom Driving Course! Netflix’s Don’t Pick Up the Phone! Oscars 2023 nominations! Razzie 2023 controversies! Me oh my!

Kevin Allison is back, baby! We talk lawsuits, podcast guests, and cults. Be sure to watch Don’t Pick Up the Phone before the next episode!

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Keith and Chemda have their Super Bowl bet! But it’s not all fun and games. They also delve into the collected lies of Republican Representative George Santos, the 20 Google searches that Brian Walshe looked up to properly kill his wife, and the latest goings-on with Capitol insurrectionists as they celebrate their second anniversary.

Keith and Chemda want to discuss your children. They’re talking school, drugs, sex, guns, and Rick and Morty. Cheers!

The first KATG guest of the new year, Meghan Hanley, joins us in celebration of her new album This Happy, and we cover everything Meghan featuring Irish families, drinking, anxiety, dating, stand-up, and sports. We also break down the The Gas Stove Controversy and how you can get rich from it. Other hot stove issues include the American South’s continued celebration of Confederate slaveholders and Marie Osmond continuing to publicly inform us that her seven children will never receive an inheritance.

It’s Chemda’s final day in the Dominican Republic, and the duo discusses Prince Harry’s book Spare, Lisa Marie Presley’s death, and All Gas No Brakes’ and This Place Rules’ Andrew Callaghan’s sexual misconduct.

It’s the final week of Chemda in the Dominican Republic, and she’s ready to talk about all the exciting fights that she’s been part of. Keith and Chemda also discuss Brandon Fraser’s The Whale and the 80th Golden Globe Awards. Thoughts and prayers to Kevin Costner.

Football’s stupid so let’s just move on. Keith and Chemda discuss new passports, new hotels, your neighbors, and the wily ways of Dominicans.

Live from New York City and the Dominican Republic, Keith and Chemda discuss the state of nations, Chemda’s fight against liquids, and Keith’s NYC road test. ¡Que disfrutes!

Keith and Chemda discuss Chemda’s harrowing journey to the Dominican Republic, the health of Buffalo Bills’ Damar Hamlin, and a lister being very disturbed about how Keith treated his own mother during her final days.

The Pope, Barbara Walters, and St. Kathryn are all gathered around as Keith and Chemda discuss everything that happened over the holidays, from Donald Trump’s NFTs to Bill Cosby’s new stand-up tour to Greta Thunberg arresting Andrew Tate for rape.

Bianca Brady hosts Last Week on KATG with this special episode reminiscing on KATG’s recent episodes and the weekend that Keith spent away for his mom’s funeral.

Christian Finnegan helps KATG close out the year with talk about friends, family, and paradise.

NEW DAD EMAILS! NEW DAD EMAILS! NEW DAD EMAILS!

Chemda is a year wiser and Keith is fake angrier. That Regal movie theater opening that features classic movie lines is really pissing him off.

Danny Vega joins KATG with a few Am I the Assholes to help celebrate The Birthday Girl!

Ariel Elias returns to KATG and the gang discusses Keith’s #1 song of 2022 being Fan Sounds: 1 Hour of Relaxing White Noise to Calm Down by Relaxing White Noise Sounds, Ariel Elias having a hard seltzer can thrown at her head during a stand-up show, and Will Smith’s non-apology to Trevor Noah over slapping Chris Rock to sell Apple TV+’s Emancipation.

Matty Ryan is new to KATG but he’s ready to tackle this crazy world, from Britney Spears’s latest spins to shoving jump-rope up your penis for pleasure. The gang also discusses the horror-comedy The Menu, Jonah Hill’s interview with his psychiatrist: Stutz, and Ghislaine Maxwell: Filthy Rich.

Comedy thriving yet Silent Trailers losing Myq Kaplan gets us all geared up for the Adventure of Thanksgiving. The gang also discusses the myth of octopuses, The 2022 Dancing with the Stars finale, and Andy Dick being sentenced to 90 days in jail and registering as a sex offender. Thank you for listening with the utmost of appreciation.

Alongside Chemda and Rojo Perez, Keith Malley—King of Silent Trailers—discusses his latest movie outings. The group also talks about when it’s right to call 911, when it’s right to hit that deli bell, and how not to die too much.

Keith and Chemda are here to argue Hollywood, Mariah Carey’s claim as the Queen of Christmas, Elon Musk’s success, and what constitutes a pirate.

Ali Kolbert joins KATG to discuss her engagement, gender roles, celebrity sightings as an NBC page, and Donald Trump announcing his 2024 presidential run.

Beloved Casey James Salengo revisits KATG to discuss a VR headset that kills you in real life if you die in a game, Dave Chappelle’s controversial 15-minute SNL monologue regarding anti-Semitism, and an 11-year-old getting a perfect IQ score of 162, among a whole mess of other insanity. And to think it’s only Monday!