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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
English, Comedy, 1 season, 283 episodes, 1 day, 11 hours, 10 minutes
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
English, Comedy, 1 season, 283 episodes, 1 day, 11 hours, 10 minutes
Senseless Survey: Why aren't electricians called 'Power Rangers'?
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/21/2024 • 6 minutes, 4 seconds
Whackhead prank: "Do you know how big I am, I'll f*** you up!"
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a man who has some outstanding e-tolls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/21/2024 • 8 minutes, 47 seconds
Whackhead Prank: Moo for your freedom
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a man who took a nguni hide, so to 'punish' him, Whackhead makes the 'time fit the crime.'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/18/2024 • 10 minutes, 4 seconds
Whackhead prank: "Hello Mareika, it's Mareika"
Ever wondered how people don't recognise Darren's voice when he's pranking them? Well, it turns out that some people wouldn't even recognise their own voice! In this hilarious prank, Darren shows us just how easy it is to fool someone over the phone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/8/2024 • 13 minutes, 24 seconds
Senseless Survey: Do stairs go up or down?
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/30/2024 • 2 minutes, 33 seconds
Whackhead prank: Eww, you stink!
In this #Throwback prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a gym bro by giving him the worst news ever!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/19/2024 • 7 minutes, 4 seconds
Whackhead dishes out his own brand of prank-vengeance to a telemarketer
Darren " Whckhead" Simpson dishes out his own brand of vengeance to a telemarketer who contacted his wife. This prank aired on 17 September 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/17/2024 • 11 minutes, 48 seconds
Whackhead pranks James Blunt
In this #Throwback prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks English singer-songwriter James Blunt on "Whackhead In The Morning". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/12/2024 • 14 minutes, 16 seconds
Now THIS is how to get rid of a telemarketer
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson shows us the easiest way to make a telemarketer put the phone down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/11/2024 • 1 minute, 57 seconds
Jealous hubby says, "NO WAY" to wife's win-a-date with rugby player
Michelle is a massive rugby fan, and like many ladies, she has a huge crush on star player, Eben Etzebeth. Together with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson, they prank her boyfriend into thinking that she's won a once-in-a-lifetime date with her celeb crush. His reaction will have you howling with laughter!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/11/2024 • 9 minutes, 5 seconds
Whackhead flips the tables on parastatals
Darren " Whackhead" Simpson flips the tables on parastatals by asking them to hold, please. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/4/2024 • 4 minutes, 58 seconds
Whackhead Prank: This is possibly the CUTEST prank ever!
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks his 4-year-old fan who really wants to tell Whackhead a joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/3/2024 • 7 minutes, 10 seconds
Whackhead prank: Why do you speak like that?
Darren " Whackhead" Simpon shares with us a prank that's recently gone viral involving a man who can't speak 'simple' English. Believing it's his mission, Whackhead help the man "dumb it down."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/14/2024 • 12 minutes, 45 seconds
Whackhead scams a scammer
The title says it all, Wahckhead gives a scammer a dose of his own medicine. This prank aired on 3 July 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/13/2024 • 9 minutes, 5 seconds
Whackhead prank: Whackhead has a glue emergency
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson puts a glue factory hotline to the test. This prank aired on 7 August 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/13/2024 • 8 minutes, 10 seconds
Whackhead prank: "I want to know where is the f**kin' package!?"
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson messes with a woman's international clothing package, and all she wants to know is, "Where's the f**kin' package?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/13/2024 • 10 minutes, 9 seconds
SENSELESS SURVEY: "If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?"
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/13/2024 • 7 minutes, 24 seconds
Whackhead prank: "Are you sure you're the father?"
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson gets a man hot under the collar when he asks, "Are you sure you're the father?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/6/2024 • 10 minutes, 28 seconds
Whackhead Prank: This prank was a hilarious fail
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson shares a prank where he just couldn't contain his laughter. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/31/2024 • 3 minutes, 28 seconds
Whackhead Prank: "You owe me a warthog!"
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a man who accidentally killed a warthog in a car accident. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/31/2024 • 10 minutes, 38 seconds
Whackhead prank: "Just tell me the damn results!"
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is charged with giving a guy results he has desperately been waiting for. The issue? Whackhead's jaw is wired shut* *Not really, it's a prank. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/25/2024 • 12 minutes, 53 seconds
Whackhead prank: I'm pranking Wu?
This prank aired on 24 July 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/24/2024 • 3 minutes, 12 seconds
Whackhead prank: Can I hire you for your services *wink wink*?
This prank aired on 23 July 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/23/2024 • 8 minutes, 11 seconds
Whackhead prank: "Your ninjas owe me a refund!"
Whackhead calls up a karate dojo looking for a refund from the 'ninjas'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/16/2024 • 6 minutes, 8 seconds
Whackhead Prank: "My boet, I will break you!"
Whackhead pranks a man who just can't get a handle on his temper.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/11/2024 • 7 minutes, 53 seconds
Whackhead Prank: Lost in translation
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson fakes a Russian accent and causes some major confusion at a London hairdresser. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/10/2024 • 5 minutes, 50 seconds
SENSELESS SURVEY: "If they're called leggings, why is half your stomach in them?"
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7/8/2024 • 8 minutes, 19 seconds
Whackhead prank: "You really know how to rub somebody the wrong way"
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7/4/2024 • 9 minutes, 29 seconds
SENSELESS SURVEY: "What is the most annoying instrument?"
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/1/2024 • 3 minutes, 58 seconds
Whackhead Prank: Whackhead makes this recently scammed man lose it!
Whackhead pranks a man who has recently been scammed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/27/2024 • 8 minutes, 22 seconds
Whackhead Prank: Whackhead tries to sell some bizarre insurance
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6/25/2024 • 9 minutes, 13 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Why do we say 'Tuna fish' but not 'Chicken bird'?"
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6/24/2024 • 7 minutes, 38 seconds
Whackhead Prank: "Whackhead, you bliksem!"
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a man who can't seem to get away from telemarketers.
This prank aired on 20 June 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/20/2024 • 6 minutes, 21 seconds
Whackhead Prank: Liar, liar, pants on fire
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks an overprotective fiancé by telling him multiple not-so-convincing lies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/19/2024 • 7 minutes, 1 second
SENSELESS SURVEY: Does anyone look good sitting down shirtless?
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6/18/2024 • 5 minutes, 52 seconds
"Send me that..." - Broken WhatsApp voice note prank
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson shares with us a prank that he's recently come across. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/18/2024 • 4 minutes, 57 seconds
Whackhead Prank: How friendly are South Africans?
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson puts South Africans friendliness to the test.
This prank aired on 12 June 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/13/2024 • 7 minutes, 24 seconds
Whackhead puts the world's friendliest nations to the test
Are the world's friendliest nations really friendly? Whackhead puts it to the test.
This prank aired on 11 June 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/12/2024 • 9 minutes, 45 seconds
Whackhead Prank: This telemarketer payback is shocking!
This throwback prank aired on 6 June 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/6/2024 • 8 minutes, 16 seconds
Whackhead pranks an overprotective dad
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks an insanely overprotective father. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/4/2024 • 8 minutes, 11 seconds
SENSELESS SURVEY: "Should fire trucks be called water trucks?"
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/3/2024 • 7 minutes, 6 seconds
Whackhead Prank: "What do you mean vote again? I didn't vote yet!"
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5/30/2024 • 8 minutes, 26 seconds
Whackhead Prank: "Tell him we don't have insurance!"
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5/28/2024 • 6 minutes, 23 seconds
SENSELESS SURVEY: "How often do you smell your fingers?"
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/27/2024 • 5 minutes, 27 seconds
SENSELESS SURVEY: "Do you know to never trust someone who runs for fun?"
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/20/2024 • 7 minutes, 28 seconds
Whackhead Prank: Noisy neighbour - "You and your girlfriend are so loud!"
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5/16/2024 • 9 minutes, 49 seconds
Whackhead Prank: Please meet your phone buddy
Whackhead pranks a CEO by trying to convince him to join their buddy system. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/15/2024 • 7 minutes, 43 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Should Marriage Licenses expire the same way Driver's Licenses do?"
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some very important questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/13/2024 • 7 minutes, 2 seconds
Whackhead Prank: These kids need your help
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5/9/2024 • 5 minutes, 39 seconds
Whackhead Prank: "You're being fired before you've even been hired"
What do you get a man who recently resigned from his job? You get Whackhead to prank him of course! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/8/2024 • 4 minutes, 47 seconds
Whackhead Prank: I want to date your girlfriend
Whackhead upsets a boyfriend by posing as an ex looking for another shot at love...with the guy's girlfriend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/7/2024 • 9 minutes, 24 seconds
SENSELESS SURVEY: "How do those dead bugs get into the light fixtures?"
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some very important questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/6/2024 • 6 minutes, 48 seconds
Whackhead Prank: "I put on my wife's bra and now I'm stuck!"
Some people just shouldn't be left alone...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/2/2024 • 5 minutes, 18 seconds
SENSELESS SURVEY: How much harder is the YMCA dance in Chinese?
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4/29/2024 • 4 minutes, 9 seconds
Whackhead pranks another gym bro
Whackhead is getting in his reps with the number of gym bros he pranks. This time he dress-codes a tattoo-sleeved gym bro who absolutely won't take being told what to do. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/24/2024 • 6 minutes, 29 seconds
Whackhead Prank: Telephone tough guy
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a gym bro by being a telephone tough guy.
This prank aired on 23 April 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/23/2024 • 10 minutes, 45 seconds
SENSELESS SURVEY: "Do your fingers only exist to let you know when to stop grating?"
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some very important questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/22/2024 • 6 minutes, 48 seconds
Whackhead prank: Whackhead is the worst language teacher ever!
Posing as an Indonesian language teacher, Whackhead teaches an American who wants to learn the native language, Bahasa. The catch? Whackhead doesn't speak Bahasa.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/17/2024 • 7 minutes, 57 seconds
Whackhead Prank: You don't mess with a man and his Porsche
Sick of hearing about Creason's Porsche, our prank victim's family, friends and colleagues beg Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to prank their friend. Posing as someone from Porsche, Whackhead tells Creason that a metal washer was accidentally poured, via motor oil, into his engine, potentially causing some serious damage! Listen to the "director of a company" lose his cool about the whole situation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/16/2024 • 13 minutes, 58 seconds
SENSELESS SURVEY: "We do this to reflect the mood of the nation"
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some very important questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/15/2024 • 4 minutes, 25 seconds
Whackhead makes a "man of the church" furious!
In honour of the end of E-Tolls, Darren "Whackhead" shares this throwback prank involving unpaid E-Toll debts and upsetting as "man of the church".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/11/2024 • 9 minutes, 30 seconds
The prank interview
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4/10/2024 • 4 minutes, 37 seconds
SENSELESS SURVEY: "Do you have to take your paycheck to the bank because it's too little to go on its own?"
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4/8/2024 • 4 minutes, 5 seconds
Whackhead prank: "So, you're saying it's my fault?"
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4/4/2024 • 4 minutes
Whackhead prank: "I'm going to hang up now"
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4/3/2024 • 7 minutes, 21 seconds
SENSELESS SURVEY: "Is the most stressful thing in your life finishing your cereal before it gets soggy?"
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4/2/2024 • 7 minutes, 35 seconds
Whackhead Prank: "I didn't say you were stupid, I said you were an idiot"
Posing as a cell phone repairman, Whackhead lets Johnathan know that he's found what's the root cause of the phone's issues: it's Johnathan himself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/27/2024 • 6 minutes, 29 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Does it take more effort to avoid doing the work than it takes to just do the work?"
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3/25/2024 • 5 minutes, 44 seconds
Prank: Man United fan vs Liverpool ticket office
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3/19/2024 • 6 minutes, 40 seconds
Senseless Survey: "If the earth is flat, how come your life is going downhill?"
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some very important questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/18/2024 • 4 minutes, 36 seconds
Whackhead Prank :"I'm a horrible boss"
Whackhead calls up a face painter and asks to hire her for a staff party. The catch? He needs her to help him break some bad news to his staff members...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/14/2024 • 7 minutes, 55 seconds
Whackhead prank: "Dankie vir niks"
Originally contacted by the best man to prank the groom, Whackhead does an ol' switcheroo and helps the groom prank the best man instead.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/13/2024 • 10 minutes, 39 seconds
At Whackhead customer service, the customer is always wrong
Posing as a consultant, Whackhead 'helps' a man whose brand-new mattress is "making a terrible squeaking noise". But at Whackhead's customer service, the customer is always wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/12/2024 • 5 minutes, 53 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Where do hamsters live in the wild?"
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3/11/2024 • 8 minutes, 6 seconds
Whackhead Prank: "I don't promote that kind of behaviour here!"
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson helps a daughter prank her mom in this prank. This morally upstanding mom doesn't allow 'afternoon delights' at her guest house. Whackhead of course calls to book a room for just one hour...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/6/2024 • 7 minutes, 5 seconds
Whackhead Prank: It might be your fat fingers!
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson helps a daughter prank her mom in this hilarious prank. After having some phone troubles, Mrs De Beer is just trying to find out what's wrong with her device, enter Whackhead, trying to help her find the cause. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/5/2024 • 9 minutes, 46 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Is your 2024 goal to achieve your 2023 goals?"
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some very important questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/4/2024 • 5 minutes, 10 seconds
"I'm not your f***k*n boet!"
Whackhead helps a daughter, Amy, prank her dad in this hilarious prank. Posing as Amy's insufferable boyfriend, Whackhead gets this dad fuming!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/27/2024 • 11 minutes, 32 seconds
Senseless Survey: Would you rather be a lion or a pig?
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2/26/2024 • 3 minutes, 41 seconds
"Would you like to be covered by Leap Insurance?"
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as Peter, a very helpful telemarketer. Today, Peter is selling insurance to cover you for that one extra day in February. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/22/2024 • 6 minutes, 35 seconds
"I can't put up with the smell of your cooking!"
Whackhead poses as the worst neighbour ever in this hilarious prank.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/20/2024 • 10 minutes, 53 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Is it true that bananas are the perfect size?"
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some very important questions that he desperately needs answers to.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/12/2024 • 4 minutes, 51 seconds
"I'm scared of flying, and now I'm also p*ssed off"
Whackhead pranks a woman who has a serious fear of flying. Posing as someone from an airline, Whackhead tells the woman that the plane only has one engine and that he'll need some info, like blood type and lifejacket size, in case they run into any issues. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/8/2024 • 7 minutes, 6 seconds
A naughty Valentine's Day prank
Whackhead helps a daughter set up her dad in this naughty Valentine's Day contest prank.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/7/2024 • 7 minutes, 7 seconds
Pranking the rugby coach
Whackhead helps Byron prank his rugby coach. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/6/2024 • 6 minutes, 27 seconds
Senseless Survey: Is it true that pets are better than kids?
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2/5/2024 • 6 minutes, 34 seconds
The best (or worst) Debt Counsellor around
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a debt counsellor offering the best, and only, financial advice you'd ever need. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/1/2024 • 8 minutes, 3 seconds
Paint me like a French Girl
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson helps a wife prank her husband in this hilarious prank. A painter by profession, this wife pranks her jealous husband by telling him that a client wants a bare artwork... The client? Why it's Whackhead of course! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/31/2024 • 11 minutes, 4 seconds
"I heard you're looking for a Sausage dog?"
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a woman looking to add a new doggie to her family, and he has just the dog, at no cost at all! The catch? He's got some very specific terms...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/30/2024 • 6 minutes, 53 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Could you beat a shark in a cycle race?"
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1/29/2024 • 3 minutes, 41 seconds
Prank: Trying to trigger the wedding nerves
Darren pranks a groom-to-be about some upcoming wedding costs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/24/2024 • 9 minutes, 26 seconds
Senseless Survey: There's no angry way of saying bubble
This is the Senseless Survey, a series where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an unexpecting citizen to ask them senseless questions that need answering. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/22/2024 • 3 minutes, 21 seconds
Scammer meets his match
In this prank, Darren plays a recording from an American cop making a scammer's job very very difficult. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/18/2024 • 9 minutes, 42 seconds
Senseless Survey| "Should your stomach Budapest because it's the capital of Hungary?"
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1/15/2024 • 7 minutes, 18 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Do mosquitoes see us as different flavours?"
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12/18/2023 • 8 minutes, 10 seconds
Senseless Survey: "They don't have arms"
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12/11/2023 • 5 minutes, 19 seconds
"No touchy, touchy"
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12/7/2023 • 8 minutes, 37 seconds
A prank with a valuable lesson
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12/6/2023 • 15 minutes, 29 seconds
"I'm looking for an au pair"
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12/5/2023 • 6 minutes, 24 seconds
Senseless Survey: You Whacked me, hey?!
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12/4/2023 • 4 minutes, 4 seconds
"You owe my friend money, pay up!"
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11/30/2023 • 6 minutes, 58 seconds
So, about your bus trip...
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11/29/2023 • 10 minutes, 19 seconds
Whackhead says don't try this prank at home
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11/28/2023 • 8 minutes, 26 seconds
Senseless Survey: "How many people do you know that have been eaten by a lion?"
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11/27/2023 • 6 minutes, 24 seconds
"Fun in the bedroom? I can bring board games!"
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11/23/2023 • 6 minutes, 56 seconds
"Seriously, this is my WORST nightmare!"
With the help of Whackhead, a son pranks his mom by telling her that he's dating someone way older than him, and even older than her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/21/2023 • 7 minutes, 45 seconds
Senseless Survey: Would you pay for 'Reasons for calling' ID?
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11/20/2023 • 3 minutes, 58 seconds
"You better not sell my table!!!"
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11/16/2023 • 6 minutes, 28 seconds
SENSELESS SURVEY - Can you describe the taste of milk?
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11/13/2023 • 4 minutes, 4 seconds
"There were cockroaches running around!"
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11/9/2023 • 9 minutes, 18 seconds
Used power tools prank
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11/9/2023 • 19 minutes, 16 seconds
We used your dildos
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11/8/2023 • 19 minutes, 16 seconds
Used braces prank
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11/7/2023 • 8 minutes, 36 seconds
Senseless Survey- Why do you hate Americans?
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11/6/2023 • 4 minutes, 51 seconds
Clairvoyant Prank- Did she see this one coming?
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11/2/2023 • 5 minutes, 47 seconds
Haunted house prank
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10/31/2023 • 7 minutes, 49 seconds
Webb Ellis Cup prank
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10/26/2023 • 8 minutes, 4 seconds
Prank on TikTok troll Kieran Williams
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10/24/2023 • 8 minutes, 42 seconds
Senseless Survey- "Do you have a favourite tooth?"
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10/23/2023 • 5 minutes, 55 seconds
I'll help you find your wallet, I just need your credit card number
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10/18/2023 • 8 minutes, 17 seconds
An eggcellent prank
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10/17/2023 • 10 minutes, 54 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Would you be okay with calling milk, 'cow juice' ?"
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10/16/2023 • 4 minutes, 6 seconds
A special kind of massage
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10/12/2023 • 4 minutes, 17 seconds
Sucker for pleasure prank
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10/11/2023 • 8 minutes, 13 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Do you wish that just once, your nervous system was a confident system?"
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10/9/2023 • 9 minutes, 12 seconds
Avian flu prank: You can't take my chickens!
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10/5/2023 • 11 minutes, 54 seconds
The MOST confusing prank ever
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10/4/2023 • 5 minutes, 49 seconds
Prank: Sorry, I can't be in your wedding anymore.
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10/3/2023 • 5 minutes, 58 seconds
Senseless Survey: Have your pants ever caught on fire after telling a lie?
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10/2/2023 • 2 minutes, 48 seconds
Prank: Iva Hugeas report to information
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9/28/2023 • 3 minutes, 29 seconds
Please don't look at her!
Are you okay with your partner getting a massage? And what about when a cleaner walks in on her naked and just won't look at away- well, this man just can't take bare it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/27/2023 • 8 minutes, 54 seconds
Senseless Survey- Have you ever finished a pencil?
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9/26/2023 • 5 minutes, 19 seconds
Would you like to upgrade your hooter prank
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9/6/2023 • 7 minutes, 40 seconds
Nude cruise prank
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9/6/2023 • 8 minutes, 44 seconds
Sometimes the Prank is a flop
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9/6/2023 • 4 minutes, 41 seconds
Your snake ate my Mitzy
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9/6/2023 • 7 minutes, 40 seconds
My mouth is still numb - the dental reception prank
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9/6/2023 • 6 minutes, 15 seconds
Funeral policy prank - Don't leave a bill, leave a will.
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9/6/2023 • 10 minutes, 28 seconds
Your law degree won't stop this prank
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9/6/2023 • 9 minutes, 28 seconds
Producer Brad has a song for Sherlin
Sherlin is pregnant with twins, and Producer Brad made a song about having a baby.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/6/2023 • 14 minutes, 48 seconds
Poaching staff prank
how would you react if someone calls you up for a reference for people who are still working for you, as they try and poach your staff from you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/6/2023 • 4 minutes, 58 seconds
Does it really take 14 years to get payback for being pranked?
A payback prank 14 years in the making.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/6/2023 • 20 minutes, 38 seconds
Performance enhancing drugs for butchers
butchers drug test Prank See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/6/2023 • 7 minutes, 47 seconds
Not ever prank can be a world class prank
Apple Store Prank 30 AugSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/6/2023 • 6 minutes, 4 seconds
Not the best prank in the world, but still funny
Apple Store PrankSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/6/2023 • 6 minutes, 4 seconds
You owe us for Belle and Shmeaglel's peticure prank
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9/6/2023 • 10 minutes, 13 seconds
Dumfart prank
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7/25/2023 • 5 minutes, 56 seconds
Psychic prank
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7/20/2023 • 10 minutes, 49 seconds
Please help me get his head out his a#$
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7/13/2023 • 5 minutes, 16 seconds
Wasting a telemarketer's time
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7/12/2023 • 5 minutes, 51 seconds
Senseless Survey- "Is the only thing worse than a cold toilet seat, a warm toilet seat?"
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7/10/2023 • 2 minutes, 29 seconds
Cloudy with a chance of pranking
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7/5/2023 • 7 minutes, 26 seconds
Can I use Diesel instead of Petrol?
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7/4/2023 • 6 minutes, 26 seconds
Senseless Survey: Are cigarettes vegan?
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7/3/2023 • 8 minutes, 28 seconds
Please just pay my UIF!
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6/29/2023 • 12 minutes, 56 seconds
A German Shepherd is a dog and a human
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6/26/2023 • 6 minutes
Honey, please lie for me
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6/22/2023 • 7 minutes, 26 seconds
Don't mess with a man and his car
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6/21/2023 • 7 minutes, 40 seconds
"Tess Cosis-Cheaper"
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6/20/2023 • 7 minutes, 45 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Are birthday gifts just rewards for not dying?"
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6/19/2023 • 2 minutes, 38 seconds
"Can I cancel my appointment, please? I'm going to the strip club"
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6/14/2023 • 6 minutes, 37 seconds
Are you ready to report for duty?
An avid Call of Duty player gets pranked by Whackhead when he receives a call to actually report for duty. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/13/2023 • 9 minutes, 58 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Do Transformers buy Life or Car Insurance?"
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6/12/2023 • 3 minutes, 16 seconds
They're sisters, not twins
Whackhead calls up a woman getting ready for breast surgery but shares the sad news that she'll, unfortunately, have to do them one at a time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/6/2023 • 6 minutes, 50 seconds
Senseless Survey- Should you drink 100 glasses of wine?
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6/5/2023 • 5 minutes, 9 seconds
Telemarketers get pranked...again!
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson loves pranking telemarketers and this time around his son joins in and makes this a Whackhead family affair!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/1/2023 • 10 minutes, 37 seconds
"Maybe the cello is not for you"
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5/31/2023 • 6 minutes, 28 seconds
Whackhead pranks UB40's Ali Campbell
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5/30/2023 • 5 minutes, 28 seconds
Senseless Survey: "If you have lost 40% of your hair, should you get a 40% discount at the barber?"
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5/29/2023 • 5 minutes, 31 seconds
"I'd like to buy a degree, please"
In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson would like to get his law degree - and by get we mean buy it. His qualification? Well arguing with his wife of course! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/23/2023 • 8 minutes, 33 seconds
Senseless Survey- "Do you hold it like a joint or a cigarette?"
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is asking all the important yet very senseless questions!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/22/2023 • 4 minutes
Is your colon being held hostage?
In this prank, Darren reminisces about a prank he pulled on his former colleague Bailey Schneider.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/16/2023 • 9 minutes, 49 seconds
Senseless Survey: "How do you get a milk stain out of a white shirt?"
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5/15/2023 • 4 minutes, 13 seconds
Can you make a fist with your feet?
This prank actually has nothing to do with feet but rather it's about Backstreet Boys tickets and it somehow segues into some feet jokes...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/12/2023 • 9 minutes, 30 seconds
'We don't share undies here!'
How far would you go for a neighbour? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/10/2023 • 9 minutes, 55 seconds
She got it from her mom
In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson receives a little disclaimer from the father of the woman being pranked; her behaviour does not come from him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/9/2023 • 11 minutes, 14 seconds
Please give me the kiss of life
It's hard not to have some feelings for someone that has saved your life, but usually, those feelings are gratitude and admiration- not love. Well, Whackhead is calling up a paramedic an claiming that he's in love with him, talk about awkward. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/4/2023 • 9 minutes, 34 seconds
Senseless Survey: Is mayonnaise just sandwich lube?
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5/2/2023 • 4 minutes, 26 seconds
Bleep central
Prime hydration is the most popular drink in the world right now, with many trying to get their hands on it. And in an effort to get their hands on this liquid gold, this prank victim got scammed. And in comes Whackhead to add salt to the wounds. The result? A whole lot of bleeps. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/26/2023 • 9 minutes, 1 second
Another telemarketer prank
These telemarketers just can't catch a break. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/25/2023 • 7 minutes, 7 seconds
Is your head too small to power your body?
This is your Senseless Survey. How many questions will Darren "Whackhead" Simpson ask an unsuspecting victim and dupe them into thinking it's serious and for the country and it's the census- it's not- it's totally senseless!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/24/2023 • 5 minutes, 52 seconds
Wasting a telemarketers time
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4/20/2023 • 7 minutes, 2 seconds
"Okay my turn now" Pranking a telemarketer
In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson turns the tables on a telemarketer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/18/2023 • 9 minutes, 57 seconds
Speaking 'Afrikaans' to someone in Amsterdam
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4/13/2023 • 9 minutes, 6 seconds
Pranking the Scammer
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4/12/2023 • 9 minutes, 15 seconds
"Is Vicks just spicy Vaseline?"
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4/11/2023 • 4 minutes, 31 seconds
Oops, you've got the incorrect email address.
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4/4/2023 • 6 minutes, 19 seconds
"Are debt cards the reason we don't find money on the ground anymore?"
This is the Senseless Survey, a series where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and cons them into thinking that it's serious but it's actually senseless.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/3/2023 • 3 minutes, 43 seconds
The AI Prank
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3/30/2023 • 13 minutes, 25 seconds
This woman is too sweet to be pranked
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3/29/2023 • 6 minutes, 28 seconds
This woman is too sweet to be pranked
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks the sweetest, most understanding woman ever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/29/2023 • 7 minutes, 7 seconds
Senseless Survey: No woman, no brow
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is asking all the important questions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/28/2023 • 4 minutes, 11 seconds
Tired of telemarketers
Like the rest of us, Darren " Whackhead" Simpson is tired of all the phone calls from telemarketers- he's just literally tired. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/16/2023 • 4 minutes, 17 seconds
Barking Mad
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson makes an out-of-country call to San Diego to prank someone's neighbour who has not been cleaning up after their dog. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/15/2023 • 7 minutes, 9 seconds
You've got prank mail
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3/14/2023 • 8 minutes, 23 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Is your bank account a countdown to your homelessness?"
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is asking all the important questions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/13/2023 • 3 minutes, 15 seconds
End of the road: Whackhead cries for lost love
It's time for a throwback prank with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/9/2023 • 5 minutes, 36 seconds
Senseless Survey: "Would you rather have finger sized nipples or nipple sized fingers"?
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an unsuspecting citizen and asks them some very important questions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/7/2023 • 6 minutes, 22 seconds
Remembering Mark Pilgrim: A "Whackhead" throwback prank
South Africa has lost a radio legend. Mark Pilgrim was known for his loving and compassionate personality. Amid the sadness and grief, let's take time to reflect on the laughter, joy, and good times we shared with this radio giant. It's been 12 years since Darren Simpson called up Mark in one of his infamous Whackhead pranks. In classic Pilgrim style, Mark answered Whackhead’s questions like a gentleman, and when he realised it was all a prank, he called Darren a “naughty sausage”. May we all learn from Mark to lighten up and laugh at ourselves. Rest in peace.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/6/2023 • 6 minutes, 38 seconds
An outstanding prank!
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up The City regarding some outstanding bills. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/2/2023 • 5 minutes, 24 seconds
I pity the fool that get's pranked!
In this hilarious prank. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson gets some help from artificial intelligence. The A.I does a pretty convincing Mr T act and managers to successfully prank quiet a few people. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/1/2023 • 6 minutes, 58 seconds
Calling up consumer protection hotline with nothing but problems!
Whackhead's old lady character has lots of consumer-related - and unwarranted - complaints.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/28/2023 • 7 minutes, 36 seconds
Do you think it is appropriate to say, “Good morning” at a funeral?
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is asking all the senseless but burning questions/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/27/2023 • 4 minutes, 53 seconds
Smells like a prank
You've never heard a prank like this before! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson finally meets his match in this smelly prank. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/23/2023 • 14 minutes, 8 seconds
"What are you using the internet for?"
Darren " Whackhead" Simpson calls up this guy regarding some missing cellphone data. Whackhead suggests that the man in viewing some adult entertainment which has the guy up in arms! Take a listen to hear his reaction. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/22/2023 • 7 minutes, 58 seconds
An unfortunate nickname
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2/16/2023 • 5 minutes, 45 seconds
Prank delivery!
A failed flower delivery, a refund and Darren "Whackhead" Simpson, what could go wrong? Well, one guy is about to find out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/15/2023 • 6 minutes, 40 seconds
Your car needs two new buttplugs
In this hilarious prank, Whackhead calls up a woman who claims to know a lot about cars. But does she really? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/9/2023 • 11 minutes, 11 seconds
"Is it illegal to spray tan a baby?"
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is once again asking all the important questions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/7/2023 • 2 minutes, 22 seconds
Tickets to the prank show
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2/2/2023 • 10 minutes, 13 seconds
Team work makes the prank work
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks the office clown with the help of their colleagues.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/31/2023 • 6 minutes, 19 seconds
Extra Chargers
In this prank, Darren “Whackhead” Simpson poses as a lawyer and calls up an unsuspecting man about some unpaid medical bills.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/26/2023 • 6 minutes, 1 second
Pranking the Kaptein
In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks Kurt Darren by posing as an old ladySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/25/2023 • 7 minutes, 54 seconds
Lost surfboard
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a surf shop looking for his lost surfboard.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/24/2023 • 5 minutes, 51 seconds
Senseless Survey: Do you giggle every time you say the word "Manhole"
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is back with another Senseless Survey!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/16/2023 • 5 minutes, 9 seconds
Qualified to prank
How far would a father go for his son? Well, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is about to find out. With a help of the unsuspecting prank victim's son, Whackhead tests how much this dad is willing to lie for his son. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/13/2023 • 9 minutes, 36 seconds
Crossed lines: "Kfm, hello? Hello?"
Sometimes the pranks write, well in this case answers, themselvesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/7/2022 • 5 minutes, 34 seconds
Traffic department rescheduling nightmare
Whackhead managers to drive his prank victim up the wall and “works up his blood pressure” by posing as a traffic officer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/6/2022 • 11 minutes, 14 seconds
Bum dialling your dad
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12/1/2022 • 7 minutes, 11 seconds
Raise your kids right or you'll end up raising your grandkids
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11/28/2022 • 3 minutes, 35 seconds
Load shedding? Nope, now we're PHONE shedding!
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11/24/2022 • 8 minutes, 3 seconds
Are you scheming people out of money!?
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11/23/2022 • 9 minutes, 13 seconds
Should men who wear flip flops get mandatory pedicures?
It's time for your weekly Senseless Survey.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/21/2022 • 7 minutes, 25 seconds
Scammer! Man pretends to be from Sweden
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11/17/2022 • 8 minutes, 42 seconds
Shakespeare never got to taste KFC
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11/14/2022 • 7 minutes, 10 seconds
The worst, grossest cough EVER
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11/10/2022 • 9 minutes, 9 seconds
Your feet smell like gorgonzola cheese
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11/10/2022 • 8 minutes, 8 seconds
I've glued my bum cheeks together!
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11/8/2022 • 7 minutes, 17 seconds
Doesn't a sausage party actually sound amazing?
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11/7/2022 • 7 minutes, 6 seconds
Throwback: Darren pranks the late Jeremy Mansfield
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11/1/2022 • 8 minutes, 40 seconds
Finger-sized nostrils
It's Senseless Survey on Kfm Mornings: Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and poses a set of nonsensical questions to test how long before the call is ended.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/31/2022 • 6 minutes, 51 seconds
Pranking the Brits: Whackhead was NOT prepared for this response
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10/28/2022 • 5 minutes, 25 seconds
Pranking the Brits: We don't sell herpes here!
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10/27/2022 • 4 minutes, 34 seconds
Whackhead pretends to be an American buying a British pub
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10/26/2022 • 5 minutes, 32 seconds
Pranking the Brits: Where are the ninjas!?
While the Kfm Mornings team is in London, Whackhead is having fun pranking the Brits.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/25/2022 • 4 minutes, 34 seconds
Is the oldest child in a family the emergency adult?
While the Kfm Mornings team is in London, Whackhead is having fun pranking the Brits.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/24/2022 • 4 minutes, 57 seconds
Please donate to "Kids Without Eyebrows"
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10/20/2022 • 10 minutes, 13 seconds
Could you pass Whackhead's test!?
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10/20/2022 • 8 minutes, 16 seconds
Do you ever call bread 'raw toast?'
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10/18/2022 • 5 minutes, 4 seconds
I'll break you into a thousand pieces!
It's an anger-filled prank this morning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/27/2022 • 8 minutes, 25 seconds
A penguin's walk is adorable, even if they're angry
It's time for the weekly Senseless Survey by Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson on Kfm Mornings.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/26/2022 • 4 minutes, 28 seconds
You're probably one of those effing idiots!
Whackhead pretends to be a traffic official challenging a dad wanting to get his motorbike licence with his son.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/22/2022 • 11 minutes, 9 seconds
Woman has best response to Whackhead's prank!
Whackhead plays name games in this prank.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/21/2022 • 5 minutes, 14 seconds
Whackhead's Prank: Eskom VS SANRAL
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9/21/2022 • 8 minutes, 42 seconds
Telemarketers send Whackhead comical conversations
Telemarketers have started sending their funny clips to Whackhead.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/13/2022 • 6 minutes, 26 seconds
Why does sour cream have an expiry date?
It's time for Whackhead's weekly Senseless Survey on Kfm Mornings.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/12/2022 • 4 minutes, 34 seconds
Jealous boyfriend stops woman from winning date with rugby player
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9/8/2022 • 10 minutes, 22 seconds
Pay up! You have unpaid e-tolls
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9/6/2022 • 8 minutes, 47 seconds
Before the internet, how did you delete friends?
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9/5/2022 • 5 minutes, 13 seconds
You didn't check out, now you owe the hotel money!
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9/2/2022 • 7 minutes, 36 seconds
If you're nuts, what kind of nut are you?
It's time for another Senseless Survey with Darren 'Whackhead' SimpsonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/31/2022 • 3 minutes, 49 seconds
Listener can't stop nervous coughing during prank
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8/26/2022 • 9 minutes, 39 seconds
Your plane will be operating with only one engine
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8/24/2022 • 10 minutes, 19 seconds
You don't deserve a smartphone
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8/23/2022 • 6 minutes, 54 seconds
Young at heart or young at muscles and ligaments?
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8/22/2022 • 2 minutes, 38 seconds
Are you married to your sister?
Poor Juan! He's the latest victim of a Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson prank.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/16/2022 • 7 minutes, 40 seconds
Circles are pointless
Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen and tells them he's an official from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/15/2022 • 6 minutes, 16 seconds
French accent fail
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8/11/2022 • 11 minutes, 24 seconds
Was learning cursive neccessary
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8/10/2022 • 5 minutes, 27 seconds
Jennifer is back: You French kiss so nicely!
Whackhead goes back to the nightline where his character 'Jennifer' meets another a lonely heart.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/4/2022 • 7 minutes, 36 seconds
Are taxes a subscription to your country?
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8/1/2022 • 3 minutes, 28 seconds
Your underage daughter is getting a tattoo RIGHT NOW
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7/28/2022 • 7 minutes, 32 seconds
Take your certificate and shove it!
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7/26/2022 • 9 minutes, 41 seconds
Creepy Whackhead wants nude painting done
Whackhead calls a husband whose wife is an artist and asks to have a nude portrait done.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/20/2022 • 9 minutes, 54 seconds
Do your friends call you Mr. "Know-It-Some"?
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7/18/2022 • 4 minutes, 38 seconds
I'll shoot you if you dig up part of my house for fibre!
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7/13/2022 • 11 minutes, 28 seconds
How exactly do porcupine's mate?
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7/11/2022 • 5 minutes, 25 seconds
Two brothers and a girl named Whackhead
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7/10/2022 • 13 minutes, 15 seconds
Throwback Prank: What do you want with my hot wife!?
This prank has been going viral on TikTok so we've decided to share it again! You're welcome.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/30/2022 • 7 minutes, 49 seconds
I'm skipping our wedding to try out for the Lions!
Whackhead helps a man prank his fiancé. Together they pretend that he will have to skip their wedding to try out for the Lions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/29/2022 • 9 minutes, 35 seconds
Do you have life cover for R5?
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6/29/2022 • 7 minutes, 30 seconds
Do Chinese people order South African food?
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6/27/2022 • 4 minutes, 5 seconds
I'm suing you for whiplash
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6/22/2022 • 7 minutes, 12 seconds
99% of yoga pants have never been to yoga
Time for the Senseless Survey where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen and tells them he's an official from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/20/2022 • 6 minutes, 45 seconds
How do you know if someone is from South Africa?
To prevent people flying on fake passports, South Africans would be asked 10 questions in Afrikaans, but Whackhead is here to suggest which questions should be asked instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/15/2022 • 9 minutes, 49 seconds
Do you ever get out of breath while eating?
The Senseless Survey where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen and tells them he's an official from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/14/2022 • 4 minutes, 32 seconds
I've seen Top Gun, now please make me a pilot
Whackhead calls the South African Air Force and asks for a job as a pilot now that he's seen Top Gun.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/9/2022 • 4 minutes, 28 seconds
We've put someone else's teeth in your mouth!
Whackhead calls up someone who's recently had dental work and tells him he has someone else's teeth in his mouth. Gross!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/8/2022 • 6 minutes, 30 seconds
Whackhead pranks listeners calling into Kfm's landline
Whackhead answers the Kfm landline and lets all the callers talk to each other, except that they all think they're talking to someone from Kfm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/7/2022 • 7 minutes, 49 seconds
What do little birds see when they're knocked unconscious?
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6/6/2022 • 5 minutes, 29 seconds
Is a kangaroo just a T-Rex mixed with a deer?
Senseless Survey on Kfm Mornings: Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person under the guise of a government official and poses a range of silly questions to see how long before the victim hangs up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/31/2022 • 5 minutes, 4 seconds
We want your disgusting house on a reality TV show
In this prank, Whackhead tells a woman her house is dirty enough to be on a new reality TV show that's being filmed and she is, of course, incredibly insulted. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/26/2022 • 10 minutes, 36 seconds
You're not a proper South African wife
Whackhead pretends to be from South African Home Affairs and calls a Bulgarian woman who married a South African and is struggling to a get a local passport and ID.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/24/2022 • 9 minutes, 4 seconds