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“I Wasn’t That Bad At The Christmas Party Was I?” Asks Man Whose Name Has Been Escalated To Global HR
Effie Bateman and Wendall Hussey give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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12/18/2023 • 2 minutes, 37 seconds
Which Bank Can Make A Quarterly Profit Of $2.5 Billion During An Economic Crisis? CommBank Can
Wendall Hussey and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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11/14/2023 • 3 minutes, 21 seconds
What The Heck? ANZ Also Made A Record Profit During This Economic Crisis? No Way...
Wendall Hussey gives you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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11/13/2023 • 3 minutes, 15 seconds
Sober Teenagers Punch On With Pissed Adults
Wendall Hussey gives you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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11/12/2023 • 3 minutes, 7 seconds
McChungus Begins Day With Hotcakes
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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11/9/2023 • 2 minutes, 20 seconds
“So It’s Proper Fucked Today?” Asks Optus User Who Just Assumed She Was In One Of 350k Black Spots
Effie Bateman gives you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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11/8/2023 • 1 minute, 51 seconds
Owner Of Puppy-Farmed Border Collie Living In 1 Bedroom City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup
Wendall Hussey and Effie Bateman give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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11/7/2023 • 2 minutes, 38 seconds
Denmark Ignored By Everyone Over Danish Feta Naming Rights Because Nobody Cares About Denmark
Wendall Hussey and Errol Parker give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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11/6/2023 • 3 minutes, 10 seconds
Cleary Forced To Uproot His Life And Move To Spain After Fowler Signs For Real Madrid
Wendall Hussey gives you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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11/5/2023 • 2 minutes, 52 seconds
Nathan Cleary Spotted Getting Sized Up For A Purple Suit At Perth Tailor Following Matildas Win
Clancy Overall gives you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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11/2/2023 • 2 minutes, 29 seconds
Heavily Lawyered Up NRL Superstars Finally Able To Prove Their Innocence In The Face Of Lying Senior Cops, Which Makes Ya Wonder What Happens To The Young Indigenous Men Who Don't Have Access To The Best Legal Representation In The Country
Wendall Hussey gives you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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11/1/2023 • 3 minutes, 5 seconds
Poor Woman Who Innocently Asked Bloke About His Tool Shirt Given Thirty Minute Lecture On Polyrhythms
Wendall Hussey and Errol Parker give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/31/2023 • 2 minutes, 33 seconds
“Cruise Ships Are Just Full Of Gastro” Says Millennial Who Lost 15 Kilos In Bali
Effie Bateman and Wendall Hussey give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/30/2023 • 2 minutes, 19 seconds
Local Weirdo Who Usually Dresses as Ledger’s Joker Each Year, Goes Full Creep And Turns Up As Jigsaw
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10/29/2023 • 2 minutes, 17 seconds
Family Run Mountain Cafe Giving Very Culty Vibes
Wendall Hussey gives you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/26/2023 • 3 minutes, 11 seconds
Swiftie Informs Boyfriend They’ll Be Doing Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Costumes For Halloween
Effie Bateman and Wendall Hussey give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/25/2023 • 2 minutes, 26 seconds
Local Woman Attributes Strong Immune System To Taking Chomps Out Of The PCYC Pool Noodles As A Kid
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10/24/2023 • 2 minutes
Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple
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10/23/2023 • 3 minutes, 42 seconds
Shutting The Fuck Up About Something You Know Nothing About Simply Not Okay, Says Melbourne
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10/19/2023 • 3 minutes
Brisbane Mum Says She Might Be Biased But Poincianas In Full Bloom Shit All Over Jacarandas
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/18/2023 • 2 minutes, 32 seconds
A Guide To The Only 6 Hobbies You’re Allowed To Choose From When You’re A Man In Your Mid Thirties
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/18/2023 • 3 minutes, 10 seconds
Wallabies Coach Eddie Jones Pulls a Beyonce on Rugby Australia
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/17/2023 • 2 minutes, 23 seconds
Jada Pinkett Smith Reveals True Soulmate Was Canadian Actor And ‘Enthusiastic Lover’ John Candy
Effie Bateman gives you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/16/2023 • 2 minutes, 55 seconds
Girlfriend Coming Back From Bottomless Brunch Craves Human Flesh
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/15/2023 • 1 minute, 32 seconds
Local Midwife Has Baby Advice That Contradicts Everything The Other Midwife Said On Previous Shift
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/11/2023 • 2 minutes, 2 seconds
Local Woman Finds Herself Thinking About That Dog They Sent Into Space Again
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/9/2023 • 2 minutes, 2 seconds
Bloke Scrolling Girlfriend’s Notes App For Groceries Finds Weird List With His Handsome Mates Names On It
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/8/2023 • 1 minute, 47 seconds
“I Don’t Know Why Everyone Doesn’t Move Here!” Says Mate Who Took Last Job Available In Adelaide
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10/5/2023 • 2 minutes, 45 seconds
Local Young Couple Decide To Try The Rental Market On Hard Mode By Getting A Dog
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/4/2023 • 2 minutes, 13 seconds
Albo Quietly Terrified About How QLD Is Going To Make Nation Suffer For Double Grand Final Losses
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/3/2023 • 3 minutes, 5 seconds
Marketing Manager Reclines With Glass Of Scotch After Several Hours Discussing What Font To Use In Brochure
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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10/2/2023 • 1 minute, 53 seconds
Your Summer Guide To Australia’s Diverse Range Of Emotionally Stunted Fuckboys
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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9/28/2023 • 3 minutes, 25 seconds
Is This Meat Processed? Asks Customer of Smiley Fritz Log
Effie Bateman and Errol Parker give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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9/27/2023 • 2 minutes, 55 seconds
BREAKING NEWS: Dan Andrews Resigns To Spend More Time With Family, Bill Gates & the Chinese Government
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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9/26/2023 • 1 minute, 57 seconds
What Is Bogancore? The Unique Australian Aesthetic That Has Taken The World By Storm
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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9/25/2023 • 4 minutes, 25 seconds
French Backpacker In Critical Condition After Realising Price Of Aussie Cigarettes Wasn’t A Joke
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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9/24/2023 • 2 minutes, 20 seconds
Aussie Billionaire Donates Millions To Anti-Indigenous Voice Campaign Because He Hates Division
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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9/21/2023 • 2 minutes, 55 seconds
Local Bloke Utterly Obsessed With the Roman Empire Because He Too Would Like to Be Destroyed By Goths
Effie Bateman and Errol Parker give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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9/20/2023 • 2 minutes, 28 seconds
Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It’s Unpaid And You Don’t Come Back
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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9/19/2023 • 2 minutes, 37 seconds
Motorist Prepares to Be Absolutely Ripped Off, After Taking Car to Mechanic to Cute Building in Nice Part of Town
Effie Bateman and Errol Parker give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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9/18/2023 • 2 minutes, 48 seconds
NSW Police Say They’d Love To Stop Gang Shootings But Then Who’s Gonna Shut Down All The Fun Pubs?
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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9/17/2023 • 2 minutes, 32 seconds
A Merciless Bully From Highschool Days Posts Heartwarming Words of Support for RUOK? Day
Effie Bateman gives you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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9/14/2023 • 1 minute, 36 seconds
Colleague Who Was Told To Be Discreet About a Pay Rise Returns to Work Rocking a Full Head of Foils
Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall give you the biggest headline of the day from the Betoota Advocate newsroom.
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9/13/2023 • 1 minute, 35 seconds
Out of Touch Inner City Yuppy Secures $3Million To Build Homes For Domestic Violence Victims and Veterans
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9/12/2023 • 3 minutes, 27 seconds
Girl Who’s Always Late Naively Thinks That Everyone Else Also Finds It A Quirky And Endearing Habit
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9/11/2023 • 1 minute, 25 seconds
Timothée Chalamet Hit With Kardashian Curse As His Points Per Game Average Drops By Nearly Half
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9/10/2023 • 2 minutes, 46 seconds
Son Stuck In Japan Unable To Make It Home To Surprise Mum Because Alan Joyce Willingly Sold Him A Ticket To A Cancelled Flight
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9/7/2023 • 2 minutes, 7 seconds
Meg Ryan Gives Permission For Iconic Orgasm Scene To Be Used By The Indigenous Voice Yes Campaign
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9/6/2023 • 2 minutes, 42 seconds
An Explosion On Set, A Soloution To The Cost Of Living Crisis and A Tough Talking To For Members Of The Greens
Wendall Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/5/2023 • 4 minutes, 19 seconds
Government Urged To Remember Fruit Terrorism, Scomo Irons Out Creases & Xi Jinping Congratulates WA - March 16
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