**This is not a politically correct show. If that's what you're looking for, sling your NPR totebag over your shoulder and walk your cat on over to another podcast.** Ever wonder what a chubby lesbian's life is like? Me neither. This show is just me talking about my life, and the painfully awkward situations I face everyday. Wait! Don't go! We have an array of segment submitters who contribute their own audio. Don't quietly dislike most people, join us. Lets dislike them together. Out loud!! This is one of the few podcasts that isn't three white guys talking. I think you should subscribe. Not for me, but for us, and what we could be together.
Crab Stick
Eggs hide in crab sticky places.
9/27/2024 • 13 minutes, 4 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 30: Grams and Pounds
Blah blah blah.
9/13/2024 • 33 minutes, 52 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 29: Surgeon General Warning
We talk about how parenting is bad for your health and other stuff.
9/2/2024 • 39 minutes, 42 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 28: Horse’s Poop
Listen to two of the whitest women in the world mispronounce cocina! We answer listener questions, talk about vacuum tools and other general merriment!
8/24/2024 • 43 minutes, 53 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 27: Breaking our Backs
Sugar was kind enough to join me for a car chat! We talk break dancing in the Olympics, kids, politics and a whole lot more? It’s free! It’s fun! Mostly free though.
8/13/2024 • 44 minutes, 8 seconds
Hyundai Sucks!
Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! A fine dose of karma has caught up to me. I don’t deserve happiness so yeah. This is about right.
8/2/2024 • 14 minutes, 33 seconds
We Didn’t Start The Fire
Is anyone rewriting this song with modern day lyrics? Cause they could and should.
7/26/2024 • 11 minutes, 9 seconds
Trigger This!
Calm down! Sometimes the Lord works in mysterious ways. Not this though. The not so mysterious ramblings of an idiot coming up!
7/17/2024 • 17 minutes, 45 seconds
You Name This One
Who wants a one sided phone call from that friend you don’t like???? It’s here!
6/27/2024 • 18 minutes, 58 seconds
A Net Full of Fridges
Basketball and fridges. Still free, folks!
6/20/2024 • 14 minutes, 24 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 26: Indiana Jones And The.....
6/17/2024 • 32 minutes, 1 second
Conflict Resolution
Birthday parties, Mom stuff and other dumb stuff.
6/11/2024 • 20 minutes, 26 seconds
WNB EH?
Just solving the world’s problems. No big deal. No reason to write a podcast review or anything.
6/7/2024 • 19 minutes, 34 seconds
Weekend at Bernie’s Dance Mom Edition
Lawn mower talk and keeping the elderly safe and AT HOME!
5/27/2024 • 12 minutes, 8 seconds
A Whole Lot of Nothin’
I talk lawn mowers, weird kids and Mother’s Day.
5/16/2024 • 17 minutes, 21 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 25: Cloak of Invisiblity
We talk about being invisible, survivor, bread and Coco Stanley joins in too!
4/21/2024 • 42 minutes, 1 second
North South East West
I talk about sweet freedom, missing Max and that sense of impending doom.
4/19/2024 • 17 minutes, 22 seconds
Ham Hock
4/16/2024 • 18 minutes, 22 seconds
it’s Not Gonna Be Ok
A meh show on a meh day.
4/10/2024 • 9 minutes, 48 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 24: Squirrels and Loofa
Another unedited show! We talk about squirrel abuse and loofas and turkey. Oh my!
4/7/2024 • 29 minutes, 25 seconds
Wheel of…….
Join me in a ride to the store. Again.
3/29/2024 • 19 minutes, 16 seconds
Hola!
Mexico talk.
3/5/2024 • 28 minutes, 50 seconds
Dude! Gross!
12 year old boys. Am I right?!?!?!
1/29/2024 • 18 minutes, 40 seconds
No One Wants Your Photos
Quick car show! Happy Chrima!
12/15/2023 • 15 minutes, 11 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode Whatever: Unedited
I didn’t edit the show. It’s free. The Lord is your shepherd.
12/6/2023 • 29 minutes, 50 seconds
Meh Season
It’s meh season. Enjoy a Stella story!
12/1/2023 • 16 minutes, 7 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 22: Straw Globe
Come with us to the Colony!
11/13/2023 • 37 minutes, 10 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 21: Italian Stucco
We talk about weird Winnipeg stuff. Family, obligations, tendons, grudges and stucco!
11/5/2023 • 41 minutes, 57 seconds
Lord’s Work
I reveal exactly how much Max the dog has cost me in vet bills. I also save a furry, rabid dog. ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS!!!!
7/12/2023 • 12 minutes, 20 seconds
Wait, What?
I talk about pups, poop, and The Curious Case of Natalia Grace.
7/6/2023 • 14 minutes, 37 seconds
Traffic Karen
Let people in your lane! Don’t text people at inappropriate times and don’t go looking for things that are none of your business. Life lessons 680-683.
6/14/2023 • 14 minutes, 14 seconds
Help I’m a Terrible Driver and I Can’t get Up!
A tale as old as time. Momma Mia has fallen and she can’t get up. I get honked at AGAIN. I 100% deserved it.
5/29/2023 • 15 minutes, 50 seconds
Kids and Lawns
I tell two stories about my kids and do my good deed for the year.
5/23/2023 • 24 minutes, 24 seconds
Forty Three
From the mouth of babes.
5/5/2023 • 9 minutes, 42 seconds
Dr Lector
Friends don’t let friends get bobs.
3/16/2023 • 33 minutes, 44 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 20: Flap Itch
We talk about itches, near misses and strange men. Enjoy!
1/30/2023 • 55 minutes, 57 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 19: Stay In School
We talk about personal grooming, terrible jobs and of course train safety.
10/2/2022 • 50 minutes, 42 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 18: Moron Laureates
We talk about none of your damn business. Leave a review. Just. Do. It.
9/5/2022 • 58 minutes, 59 seconds
Do Less
Deez Nutz
9/2/2022 • 8 minutes, 49 seconds
Salsa? I Hardly Know Ya!
Five whole minutes about being a woman on the internet. People are garbage.
8/30/2022 • 5 minutes, 7 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 17: Hot Blooded Check Us And See
That's right! We're putting the HOT in hot flashes. We talk about aging, what men and women consider a good sense of humour and cat fishing.
8/28/2022 • 46 minutes, 38 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 16: Poo Poo Choo Choo
Sugar retells a great story at my behest. We had a ton of laughs, talked about inappropriate nicknames, verbal ticks, (mine) and slips, trips, and doorbell cameras. Thanks for the podcast reviews in advance!
8/21/2022 • 47 minutes, 51 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 15: Moms, Mesclun Mix, Milhouse
Isn't technology fun? This show ends rather abruptly because who the hell knows? This is one of my favourite shows we've done so far. Great talk!
8/1/2022 • 33 minutes, 54 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 14: Introverted Extroverts
I think we have FINALLY found a good way to record! We talk about ADHD, the joys of being home alone and revisit my near death experience. Sugar laughs so hard she snorts. She's not wrong, it was funny.
7/24/2022 • 41 minutes, 24 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 13:Unlucky
We're back! We had just about every technical difficulty possible. Including my computer thinking the recording was an 8 bit file after i spent an hour editing and lost it all. Special thanks to my sister wife Rainbow, who single handedly researched the solution to the problem.
I'm loud, Sugar is quiet but here it is. You don't get to be upset about it unless you have left, or are currently leaving an iTunes review. We talk straight sex, which as usual confounds me, and makes me angry simultaneously. Dating and cats, but not dating cats.
7/7/2022 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 35 seconds
Ray in The Wind
Another show this year?????? You better write an iTunes review about it!!
6/14/2022 • 21 minutes, 56 seconds
The Hills Are Alive...
Come with me, on a journey of life and death.
6/2/2022 • 23 minutes, 48 seconds
Snouts About
A quick update from the car. About not much. You're like so obsessed with me.
4/28/2021 • 11 minutes, 50 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 12: Crotch T's
Bonjour! Sure, it's been awhile but you know what? Chicken butt. Know why? Chicken thigh. That's what she said? Answers people! I NEED answers.
3/16/2021 • 50 minutes, 27 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 11: Beige Friday
Black friday is all but cancelled in Manitoba this year. Thanks to a virus, rhymes with schmovid. We talk about middle age white women type things. Packing lunches, making things from scratch that "YOU COULD JUST BUY!" Leave an iTunes review? Forget it. We're done. You can leave. Nice knowing you.
11/29/2020 • 37 minutes, 1 second
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 10: Get Your Covid Here!
Sugar and I talk about my salami again. If you know what I mean. I mean salami. Actual Salami. Pervert. We talk covid and Y2K. Is "anyways" a word? Probably other things too.
11/22/2020 • 40 minutes, 38 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 9: You Go Girl!
Sugar and I welcome a very special guest, static. It would seem there is a lot of static in the background of the whole show. You get what you pay for! We talk about covid and maaaaa wiiiifffffeeeee (Kamala Harris) and 90's slang that really, really makes us uncomfortable.
11/11/2020 • 56 minutes, 28 seconds
Wrong Side of the Tracks
Ahhhhh life, isn't it grand!?!
11/3/2020 • 30 minutes, 44 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 8: Head Butt
Sugar and I answer listener questions. I have zero idea about pop culture yet again. We talk drunk relationship stories and crotch poke prevention.
10/18/2020 • 37 minutes, 40 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 7: Spoiler Alert
Sugar and I talk about Thanksgiving, family stuff, online dating and the Netflix documentary "American Murder".
10/11/2020 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 35 seconds
Pogo Stick
A brief update. There's no dead air at the end of this show! Yay! I totally know what I'm doing.
10/6/2020 • 12 minutes, 49 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 6: Keister Island
We talk about colonoscopies and other stuff.
10/4/2020 • 22 minutes, 51 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 5: RIP Coco and Koko
We talk Coco and Koko, colonoscopies, and answer some listener questions.
9/27/2020 • 55 minutes, 16 seconds
Penetrative
I talk about Halloween, back to school 2020 and salt shenanigans. I also rehash a pregnancy story. (I accidentally say "My mother in law" when I should've said "My mom's mother in law." AKA my Nana." Ugh.) My mom drops in to tell a story my grandma told her about my dad before they got married. More of a warning really.
9/13/2020 • 23 minutes, 55 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 4: Suzuki of the Yukon
Sugar and I talk the future of human evolution. Almost gasms and Ellen.
9/6/2020 • 46 minutes, 32 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 3: This and That
Sugar and I talk a lot of American politics for a Canadian show.
8/30/2020 • 31 minutes, 43 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 2: Dead Dad Hair
Sound quality still sucks but "A" for effort. We discuss summer exhaustion vs winter exhaustion. Relationships and canning for the end of the world. iTunes review. Yes you. Leave one. Jerk.
8/23/2020 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 8 seconds
Spoonful of Sugar Episode 1: Spoonful of Skype
Sugar and I talk technical difficulties, cats, American politics and much more! Please forgive us for the sound quality and my heavy breathing. I will do much better next time! Please leave an iTunes review. It could save a life. (Mine)
8/16/2020 • 47 minutes, 30 seconds
Special Announcement and Stuff
My mom joins us briefly with a rhyme no one wanted to hear and the rest is a blur. Please keep an eye on this feed for "Spoonful of Sugar" podcast episodes. My best good friend Sugar was tricked into podcasting with me! I'm so excited to see where that leads. If it ends anything like my old podcast, I'll have yet another person to try to avoid in my life. Here's a link to the podcast I like that I didn't finish recommending. Typical.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/podcast-of-a-lady-on-fire/id1507275058
8/9/2020 • 18 minutes, 58 seconds
Portrait of My Coffee Crotch on Fire
On this show I talk about being reunited with an old friend. Ok, he's not my friend but he is old. I have yet another beverage soaked crotch story. I also kind of review the best movie in the history of the entire world. Portrait of a lady on fire. Finally a lesbian movie I LOVE!!
7/31/2020 • 37 minutes, 4 seconds
Life Lesson #1
We all make mistakes. Big, embarrassing mistakes.
7/15/2020 • 14 minutes, 24 seconds
Provolone Pussy Cat
Ahhh the salt saga continues. How many places can an old woman hide salt? Lots of places apparently. At least I have shin splints. That's the important thing.
7/8/2020 • 9 minutes, 20 seconds
Mona Lisa Scowl
Here we are again. Isn't this nice?
7/4/2020 • 25 minutes, 50 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 56: Plague Edition
In this supersized 56th episode, Electric Gary and Dorrie-Just-Dorrie discuss Zoombombing, pandemic life, and prepping for the big earthquake, with hopes it won't be now.
4/8/2020 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 35 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 55: Pre-Pandemic Blast from the Past
In a blast from the pre-pandemic past, Dorrie-just-Dorrie, Electric Gary and special guest Chad wax on politics, then Electric Gary and Mrs. E tell the story of discovering E.G.'s previously unknown biological grandfather.
4/5/2020 • 22 minutes, 13 seconds
Beer Bread Loser
A quick update on not much really. At least it's the end of the world.
4/2/2020 • 21 minutes, 50 seconds
Submazon
Anyone want a dog? He doesn't sleep. Barks at NOTHING and poops inside. Anyone? Thanks for nothing.
2/20/2020 • 22 minutes, 11 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 54: Dating Tales
After a long hiatus, The Tangent Lounge is back! Mrs. E orients us to the location of the jejunum and Chad joins us to share tales from the dating world.
12/22/2019 • 24 minutes, 25 seconds
Too Salty
My mom gets electrocuted and Facebook shame.
11/30/2019 • 20 minutes, 23 seconds
Thoughts and Prayers
What another show? It hasn't even been six months. No need to not thank me. The last ten minutes are kind of a bummer. Feel free to skip that part. Feelings are hard.
11/15/2019 • 41 minutes, 30 seconds
Salt Ghost
Sounds like a show from the car. This is basically me shaking my fist. Thoughts and prayers.
11/7/2019 • 20 minutes, 36 seconds
The Tupperware Lady
Better late than never.
10/1/2019 • 15 minutes, 45 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 53
Episode 53: The Human Didgeridoo
A diverse set of topics in episode 53, including, but not limited to Salvador Dali, Gummo Marx,
Chupacabra, Karen Finley, an attempt to get married at the Church of Elvis, Dorrie's new art and the human didgeridoo of Albany, Oregon.
5/30/2019 • 28 minutes, 43 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 52:
Gary advocates for preparing for the "big one", talks about re-homing his chickens and his attempts at rat eradication.
5/26/2019 • 21 minutes, 11 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 51:The Menopap Episode
Dorrie and Gary lament menopause and C-pap machines.
4/11/2019 • 24 minutes, 23 seconds
Consider Me Humbled
Ahhhh traveling with children is such a joy. Here's a quick story from our trip.
4/5/2019 • 15 minutes, 3 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 50:Dorrie & Yeshua Sitting in a Tree…
Holy cow, there are 50 of these?!? In our fiftieth episode, Dorrie learns who her future husband will be and gives a save the date to listeners.
3/29/2019 • 19 minutes, 37 seconds
Axing the Ex
Here we go! I tell a story about my very first girlfriend. We hear from newcomer Anny and my besties Rainbow and Lisa. Sure their segment is from a million years ago. What's important here is that I'm playing it. Right? Right?!?!
3/25/2019 • 40 minutes, 8 seconds
No Show Would Have Been Better
Another show from the car. Hopefully it sounds a bit better. I talk about Mailman happenings and Christmas. We hear from no one because I'm a garbage person. Hot. Garbage. Wait! We hear from the Stellanator! She sings a couple songs.
3/3/2019 • 29 minutes, 1 second
Stay Warm
**I can’t record from the car until I figure out why it sounds so terrible! Sorry!!**Never say “Stay Warm” to someone working outside. Now you know. More hospital tales of awkwardness and terrible roommates. You’re welcome!
1/30/2019 • 23 minutes, 20 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 49: Just in time for Christmas...The Halloween Episode
Just in time for Christmas, our Halloween episode, recorded around Thanksgiving.
12/30/2018 • 33 minutes, 23 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 48: Dr Dorrie
In this medical-themed episode of the Tangent Lounge, Dorrie and Gary discuss C-pap machines, anemia, weight loss and gonorrhea.
12/26/2018 • 33 minutes, 49 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 47: Safety Girl
Dorrie and Gary go off on tangents galore in this supersized 45 minute episode in honor of the long holiday weekend.
12/23/2018 • 45 minutes, 49 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 46: Well is not spelled with a "P"
Podcasting from Lebanon, Oregon this time, Dorrie talks about cheating on Gary with Michael, other podcasts they like, kayaking the Willamette River and more.
11/28/2018 • 24 minutes, 49 seconds
Momma is this Funny?
No. No. It’s. Not.
9/27/2018 • 21 minutes, 49 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 45: Perfectly Normal
Gary and Dorrie talk about work stuff, aqua jogging, Dorrie's crush on Alan Alda, practical jokes and more.
8/22/2018 • 46 minutes, 26 seconds
Snitches get Stitches
Everything is fine. Serenity now! There, that’s better. Here’s a sweet little story about a healthy, well adjusted family trip to the hardware store. I also complain about single white men. SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
8/3/2018 • 18 minutes, 59 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 44: Welcome Special Guest Suzan Meier
Dorrie recaps her adventures with diverticulitis and Dorrie and EG interview one of Dorrie-Just-Dorries's Friends who is waaaaay more successful than she is. Our guest today is the very talented Suzan Meier of MavenCraft, INC: the fashion and costume designer whose work you've seen and didn't even know it.
7/31/2018 • 38 minutes, 11 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 43: Tiny Thumbs
The tangent trifecta continues...download Episode 43 to learn all about the fine art of condom snorting.
7/28/2018 • 24 minutes, 29 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 42: Cults
The cliffhanger episode, continued from Episode 41. Dorrie and Gary discuss the Bhagwan Shree Rajeesh and related cults.
7/26/2018 • 12 minutes, 27 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 41: Snowflakes
Gary and Dorrie discuss God and Hamburger Helper, changing communication norms and end with a cliff hanger.
7/24/2018 • 15 minutes, 29 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 40: This, that and the other
Dorrie and Gary commiserate with eachother over life's little ups and downs.
7/22/2018 • 21 minutes, 27 seconds
Level Up
Another episode from the car. Sorry! What’s for supper? Who’s doing the dishes? Please roofie me.
7/3/2018 • 22 minutes, 53 seconds
Well That’s Helpful
Ahhhh another Home Depot related tale of woe! Don’t listen while eating!!
6/26/2018 • 19 minutes, 19 seconds
One Duck Stuck
We hear from Gary, Rainbow and Lisa! I talk really fast and make virutally no sense. So, nothing is new really. Where's your itunes review?
4/21/2018 • 52 minutes, 43 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 39 What if...no...OK
Gary and Dorrie talk entertainment and solving the world's problems.
4/13/2018 • 40 minutes, 43 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 38 Travelin' Too
Dorrie shares what it's like to fly first class and Garry recounts tales of his and Mrs E's to Key West home of Hemmingway's six toed cats.
4/10/2018 • 45 minutes, 42 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 37 Special Guest Kevin Gootee
In a very special episode of The Tangent Lounge Dorrie and Gary get to spend an evening with creator of the Amazon show, Comics Watching Comics, then Gary has some hot freezer talk.
2/13/2018 • 26 minutes, 43 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 36 Would you Rather...
Dorrie plays a round of "Would you rather..."
2/4/2018 • 39 minutes, 14 seconds
Big Spider Little Elevator
We hear from Rainbow! I don't remember anything else about this show. Happy Festivus!
12/22/2017 • 53 minutes, 58 seconds
Rooster in the Hen House
This is my first show in a very long time. I am woefully out of practice. It's the thought that counts? I tell a few stories, try to talk you into buying your sex toys from North American suppliers. I call my mom and she regails us with a tale of free range chicken eggs, that were free range in EVERY sense of the word.
12/18/2017 • 33 minutes, 12 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 35 Podcast Wedding
Electric Gary tells the story of traveling south to celebrate the wedding of podcast family members Dr. Mike and Joleen and meets the 40 year old boy.
12/13/2017 • 20 minutes, 6 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 33 Who's Cool?
Who's Cool? teaser: Superguest Anissa joins us for another round of The Tangent Lounge where we discuss Dorrie's middle-aged orphanhood, Goop, and a shout out to new listener Madison!
10/27/2017 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 13 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 32 The Eclipse
Not quite the apoco-eclipse it was promised to be, Electric Gary and Dorrie debrief the 8-21-17 eclipse with superguest Anissa.
10/22/2017 • 27 minutes, 38 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 31 Trippin'
After discussing vaginal steaming and placenta eating, Dorrie and Gary talk travel and (self) losers DB Cooper and Amelia Earhart.
9/13/2017 • 46 minutes, 35 seconds
Hand Foot Shut Yo Mouth!
Sometimes being a parent is a rewarding experience. Other times you get a disease from the little jerks and you want to set yourself on fire. We hear from Rainbow and Lisa. MY Lisa.
9/12/2017 • 58 minutes, 10 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 30 Son of Beastmaster?
Now with improved Dorrie sound! Dorrie heroically takes us through the gauntlet of menopause, and Gary thinks he met the son of the man most equipped to defend her!
9/10/2017 • 30 minutes, 1 second
The Grandpa Sanchez Hour
Welcome to the Grandpa Sanchez show, where I have little to no memory! Lucky, lucky you. We hear from new submitter Christiny!!
Stay tuned for tooth fairy talk and yet another code brown. You know what's fun? Leaving an itunes review! No pressure. PRESSURE!!
8/3/2017 • 43 minutes, 45 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 29 Carlsford Jelly
Dakota joins us a third time to discuss what it means to be "JV", Dorrie shares another tidbit of advice from "Vivilore" and regales us with a tale of her experience being on the homecoming court. Gary and Mrs. E will also be attending the wedding of a certain "podcast family" wedding.
7/12/2017 • 29 minutes, 28 seconds
Soprano Brows
I'm ok. Everything is just fine! Adequate, at the very least. My lips they say "chips", but my eyebrows say "unnatural".
7/7/2017 • 18 minutes, 6 seconds
She's got the Look
We hear from my mamma mia!! There or may not be a geriatric fight club that no one is talking about.
7/5/2017 • 32 minutes, 14 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 28 Naked Lunch
We share stories of witnessing stranger sex, more wisdom from Vivilore and Dakota chimes in too.
6/27/2017 • 35 minutes, 32 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 27 Dakota!
We're back to discuss travels and vivilore. Superfan Dakota joins us and offers to perfrom surgery on Dorrie.
6/14/2017 • 34 minutes, 55 seconds
One Day at a Time
Sometimes you gotta take one day at a time. Looking too far into the future can make you seriously consider throwing yourself off a roof. Here's a show all about me trying not to commit murder. Tasty, tasty, murder. We get to hear from Britt!! I ran out of time to talk about her segment but I will get to it next show. So, sometime in August. The Robe is dead! Long live the Robe!
5/28/2017 • 51 minutes, 31 seconds
Silver Lining
Sarah and I record from the car! We get a case of the sleep deprived giggles. Enjoy!
3/23/2017 • 11 minutes, 58 seconds
Sandra "Downer" Sanchez
Drugs are bad. Mmmmkay. What an exciting thrill ride of medicated emotions!! We hear from Rainbow and Lisa!!
3/16/2017 • 53 minutes, 35 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 26 Dorrie's Back!
Dorrie's back from Arizona and Gary's stuff keeps dissapearing. Coincidence? The latest episode of The Tangent was recorded live at The Majestic Theatre in Corvallis, Oregon.
3/13/2017 • 57 minutes, 16 seconds
Nein!!
Exciting mailman stories! You're welcome!
1/26/2017 • 25 minutes, 56 seconds
May I Ask Who's Calling?
I get a really interesting voice mail. No, it's not from my mom. This time. We hear an update from Britt. Leave an itunes reivew? Before I'm murdered? Thanks! Goodbye 4eva.
1/16/2017 • 39 minutes, 25 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 25 Dude, Where's His Car?
Here's a conversation we had before Dorrie went to Arizona where we tell the tale of Brendan's missing car.
1/8/2017 • 27 minutes, 46 seconds
Boxing Day Miracle!
We hear from Britt, and long lost segments from Wendy! Spoiler: Hillary loses.
12/29/2016 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 34 seconds
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
"Sugar" took me to go see Seinfeld. This is our conversation on the way there. Happy Festivus! Now the feats of strength....
12/23/2016 • 24 minutes, 30 seconds
Microwave
You heard me!
12/13/2016 • 22 minutes, 7 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 24 Long Distance Dorrie
We meet Dorrie's old friend Jekob during her sojourn in Arizon.
12/12/2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 24 seconds
Vergogna
Sorry about your new President.
11/9/2016 • 16 minutes, 26 seconds
A Tale of Two Lawyers
The title of the show pretty well sums it up. Leave an iTunes review? What do you think?
11/4/2016 • 20 minutes, 56 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 23 Halloween
Dorrie can't think of anything to say, so Gary goes through his old show idea notebook and Mrs. E shares her ghost stories.
11/2/2016 • 48 minutes, 56 seconds
Gum? What Gum?
It's just me and the boy on this show. We talk life, love, and familial roles. I accidentally forget to check if my laptop recognized the mic. AGAIN. On a happy note, baby number two has a big impact on me in a special sound bite. Happy Halloween!!
10/31/2016 • 15 minutes, 9 seconds
Cupcake Caper
Who stole the cupcakes from the cupcake store? Who me? Couldn't be! Then who? You?
10/28/2016 • 21 minutes, 41 seconds
Max the Dog the Very Expensive Dog
Cha ching! Cha ching!!
10/18/2016 • 16 minutes, 54 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 22: Facebook Live
We
bring along some of our favourite listeners on our first successful
Facebook Live episode! Dorrie says, "Hi" directly to a former student,
brings us up to speed on her recent trip to Arizona, we recap Prom 2016, and Gary is the recipient of the kindness of strangers.
You can also watch this podcast live by going to our Facebook page.
8/16/2016 • 41 minutes, 56 seconds
I don't Deserve Happiness
Waaaahhhhh! That's basically all I do for the first twenty minutes. Rainbow and Lisa break up the crying quite nicely! Feel free to skip to them and spare yourself the hardship of my first segment.
7/6/2016 • 38 minutes, 38 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 21: 96.75% Pure
Dorrie tells about getting her lady bits squished and Gary describes the chaos of a backyard poultry rodeo. This episode is supersized for your listening pleasure.
7/3/2016 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 59 seconds
And Then There Were Four
Sarah sits down with me and we talk about birthing baby number two. Thanks so much for waiting so long for a new show!
6/27/2016 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 13 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 20: Magnum (Latex Free)
It's our longest podcast yet! Dorrie has a new tenant: Dart Van Landingham's evil twin Womsey and Gary has the ultimate first world problem.
6/7/2016 • 53 minutes, 39 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 19 Live From the Majestic Smackdown #2
The Tangent Lounge comes to you live (a couple weeks ago, anyways) from the lobby of the Majestic Theatre in Corvallis, Oregon where we listened to a bunch of hip cats before the second Improv Smackdown.
5/11/2016 • 35 minutes
Just the two of Us
It's just my son and I chatting this show. We listen to some of his sound bites together. SPOILER ALERT!! Someone says fart. Hope everyone has a happy Mother's day and or other Mother's day!!
5/8/2016 • 37 minutes, 43 seconds
I Haven't a Clue
The sound quality on this one is much less than stellar. I recorded this over two days. We hear from Britt and Rose! Listen to me give terrible advice!
5/5/2016 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 40 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 18 Chad and Michael Bring the Funny
Dorrie describes her blister, we get a little more WinCo insight from
Chad and Michael politely listens to all of it. Hey...how about an
iTunes review? You know we'd do it for you!
https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-tangent-lounge/id1071010861?mt=2
4/11/2016 • 35 minutes, 28 seconds
Soup Strainer
I moustache you a question, want to hear from new submitters? Dreams really do come true! Jen and Wendy, mostly Wendy tell us about themselves! It's funny and sweet and entertaining!
4/10/2016 • 50 minutes, 4 seconds
April Fool
I tell a few stories that make me sound a little bit dumb and a whole lot crazy We also hear from Rainbow Brite and Lisa!!
4/2/2016 • 41 minutes, 11 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 17 Idiot Box Cast Party
If you saw the show, you know us. If not, now's your chance.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-tangent-lounge/id1071010861?mt=2
3/25/2016 • 57 minutes, 24 seconds
Selfie Respect
We hear from Britt, Rose and Jessie Spano. Thanks for hanging in there and feel free to profess your love via an iTunes review.
3/23/2016 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 8 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 16 Road Trippin'
Chad joins us again for some tall tales.https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-tangent-lounge/id1071010861?mt=2
3/15/2016 • 20 minutes, 1 second
The Tangent Lounge Episode 15 King Chad
We go deep with our friend Chad.
2/28/2016 • 13 minutes, 43 seconds
Right in the....
I talk about being a racist, and about the time I helped a cyclops that didn't want to be helped. Britt knocks it outta the park with the most bestest segment ever. Like ever! I'm still disturbed.
2/14/2016 • 47 minutes, 3 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 14 Guest!
Listener Anissa joins us to talk improv, car fires and the play we're all in.
2/10/2016 • 21 minutes, 24 seconds
Amateur Hour
Rose joins me in a Skype session. She's got stories for days. We had a good time recording this! I hope you have a good time listening!
2/3/2016 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 19 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 13 Chooch
Dorrie talks about her lady bits, we talk a little history, Gary has one too many and takes us on an odd journey.
1/28/2016 • 33 minutes, 12 seconds
Claimed
More nonsensical ramblings about various insecurities. Same as usual. We hear from Rainbow and our sister Wife Lisa!
1/23/2016 • 32 minutes, 23 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 12
Ever wonder what it's like to hang out in the lobby of a first class improve show? We interview the players, the theatre director and even do a little vamping of our own.
https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-tangent-lounge/id1071010861?mt=2
1/21/2016 • 30 minutes, 36 seconds
Shovel
Knock knock? Who's there? Shovel. Shovel who? JUST SHOVEL! We get to hear from Rose once again! Another funny, genuine segment from her.
1/16/2016 • 33 minutes, 18 seconds
Go to Your Room!
A quick show. Thanks for keeping me company on the ride home!
1/9/2016 • 13 minutes, 15 seconds
Beer Crotch
Britt makes her triumphant return!!
The only good thing about an 8 hour flight is when it's over. Or the ice cold bun they serve for breakfast. That's pretty good too. So good, I'd shake the heck out of a total stranger to get mine!
1/7/2016 • 41 minutes, 6 seconds
The Last Best Surprise
Sarah joins me to talk turkey. By turkey, I mean baby. Spoiler; one of us gets teary and one of us is lazy. You do the math.
1/3/2016 • 47 minutes, 34 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 11
We talk about Dorrie's recent sojourn south, Gary's close brush with The Panty Thief, and we discuss weirdos in general.
12/30/2015 • 32 minutes, 32 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 10 Timerider
We discuss the classic 80's time travel film Timerider, food poisoning and trying to hide "for me?" face.
12/10/2015 • 18 minutes, 6 seconds
The Mom For Lying Down
Wow you can really hear my computer fan running. Lucky you! We have a new submitter Britt and Rose is finally back!
12/5/2015 • 53 minutes, 25 seconds
Fiancé
Here it is! Sarah finally joins me on this episode. I think you should really listen. If you haven't listened in a while, or used to tolerate me on my old podcast, this is one to hear. Thanks for waiting such a long time for a new show!
11/28/2015 • 46 minutes, 49 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 9 Should Dorrie Date?
We ask the question, discuss what constitutes intimacy and Dorrie updates The Harem.
11/26/2015 • 22 minutes, 39 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 8 Halloween Spooktacular
Dorrie tells the tale of The Mass-Murder next door, Gary tells the tale of the Serial Killer Down the Block and he re-tells his sweetie's ghost encounter.
11/8/2015 • 36 minutes, 51 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 7 Hoo-Hah
We get definitions from Dorrie, weird dreams from Gary and an idea for a winning sitcom!
11/2/2015 • 20 minutes, 46 seconds
That Would Be Fine
Malcolm joins me at the top of the show to discuss our trip. I talk about a big life event and we hear from Tailz, Electric Gary and Rainbow and her new wife!
10/23/2015 • 56 minutes, 5 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 6 Weird Al
Dorrie and Gary discuss their separate experiences seeing Weird Al, and their lame claims to fame.
10/20/2015 • 27 minutes, 15 seconds
Workin' Ten to Two
I have a few segments I need to get out, but I was far too lazy to edit everything together. Instead you can enjoy a show recorded from the car with awful sound quality! I love me.
10/1/2015 • 28 minutes, 48 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 5 Trying to Stay Positive, but We gotta get this off Our Chests
Keepin' it positive
9/29/2015 • 18 minutes, 1 second
Verbal Abuse
Welcome back!! I talk the talk about our fertility issues. Grab a tissue for my issues. Sarah and I recorded a segment in the car where she does a bad job of hiding how much she hates me. Enjoy!
9/17/2015 • 38 minutes, 11 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 4 A Shared Consciousness
We talk old TV, and music that we all shared at the time, and Dorrie gets pegged for a man.
9/13/2015 • 16 minutes, 43 seconds
Mom Jeans
Some times it's hard to be a woman. Cramming all your gunt into some jeans. I hate shopping on the very best of days. Today made me snap. Snap into some mom jeans!! Tailz is back!! She tells us about a camping trip!
9/11/2015 • 48 minutes, 51 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 3 Crushes
This week we discuss early TV and movie crushes, and stuff around the house from when we were kids.
8/31/2015 • 15 minutes, 40 seconds
Danger Zone
Here is another instalment of that show you used to kinda tolerate. Lucky you! Why don't you.....go ahead and listen to a funny show about two married gals trying to get knocked up.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-baby-mamas-podcast/id1023598650?mt=2
8/20/2015 • 19 minutes, 40 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 2 Ass, Gas or Grass
We discuss Dorrie's tiny house, being double jointed, and living in polite society.
8/18/2015 • 15 minutes, 22 seconds
Max the Dog
Poor Max. Poor, poor, Max. Rainbow and Lisa join us for a hilarious segment!
8/13/2015 • 47 minutes, 28 seconds
The Tangent Lounge Episode 1 The Perfect Day
Gary and Dorrie pontificate on what makes a perfect day. For Dorrie it involves robot butlers and a purple brick wall. Gary's is more benign and he contemplates just how many perfect days he could handle in a row before going insane.
8/11/2015 • 10 minutes, 43 seconds
Inverted Bob
I talk about a porn documentary, my haircut experience, and I replay Electric Gary and Dorrie's "The Tangent Lounge" teaser. They save the show!!
8/9/2015 • 36 minutes, 53 seconds
The Tangent Lounge
Introducing Electric Gary and his friend Dorrie!! This is just a sample of what's to come. These two have tremendous chemistry! This an excellent start, I just wish it was longer. Take a listen. You'll laugh or your money back.
8/6/2015 • 7 minutes, 5 seconds
Seeded Watermelon
I'm slowing becoming both my crazy Italian parents. I think if my dad were still alive we'd have a lot in common. Except wearing long johns in the summer. That's all him. I went to traffic court and tell the tale. Now, my kid is here coughing in my face. Gotta go!!
7/24/2015 • 44 minutes, 12 seconds
Toilet Talk
What can I say? You've got to know when to hold em. Know when to fold em. I should've folded. If you wanna hear an old lady talk about toilet installation have I got a show for you! We hear from Mr and Mrs Electric Gary. Their story made me pee a little.
7/17/2015 • 50 minutes, 40 seconds
The Tony Danza Song
Sur le pont d'Avignon TONY DANZA TONY DANZA!! Sur le pont d'Avignon TONY DANZA TONY DANZA!! Sur le pont d'Avignon TONY DANZA TONY DANZA!!
Ahh kids songs! They just get stuck in your head endlessly. We hear from Tailz and Rose! Lucky!!
7/3/2015 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 52 seconds
Crushed
Sarah tells us about her surgery. Up yours Clarice! See you in hell!!
6/23/2015 • 1 hour, 28 seconds
Sisterhood of Excuses
We hear from Tailz and Electric Gary! I talk about the Duggars, the most inconsiderate man in the world and a man wearing a shirt. He wore a shirt!
6/15/2015 • 53 minutes, 29 seconds
Keys Please
Dude, where's my keys? That's right!! It's time for another round of our favourite game; "How dumb is she?" We hear from Tailz and Heather.
6/4/2015 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 25 seconds
The Robe
I hope I am able to describe "The Robe" in painful detail. I hope you stop screaming long enough to leave an iTunes review. Next show will feature Tailz and Heather. Stay tuned.
5/24/2015 • 27 minutes, 57 seconds
Noise Pollution
Hey! Wanna hangout while I fold laundry? We hear from a brand new submitter. Welcome aboard Heather! She's my new favourite. I wanna get physio, physio. Lets get into physio,
5/17/2015 • 44 minutes, 35 seconds
HD Isn't for Me
Electric Gary saves the show yet again. I talk about the joys, and miseries of having 20/20 vision. We get some good news on the Clarice front. I avoid other parents at soccer like nobody's business. Malcolm tries to pitch me on bringing toys to a very special place.
5/11/2015 • 28 minutes, 51 seconds
Oneply
Rainbow and Lisa join me on this episode. Funny segment as usual! I ramble about being a victim of an accidental email forward from a family member. Yuck. Thanks to those of you who have donated to the show. I like you better than everyone else.
5/7/2015 • 48 minutes, 38 seconds
Pin Head
Another road trip. Awful sound quality, but our relationship isn't based on perfection. It's based on acceptance. It's just me and you again on this show. I bet you'll never guess what I had in my pocket the other day. I would've stumped Gollum for sure. I also went shopping for glasses, at Costco. Every single time I go to Costco I leave a little bit of my self esteem behind.
5/6/2015 • 34 minutes, 37 seconds
It's not the Shirt
Machete fight anyone? If you live in Winnipeg the answer to that is yes! Just say when and where. I talk about my Dr's inability to check a box. No he's not my gynocologist. He just doesn't fill out forms. What kind of show do you think I'm running here?
I tackle the age old relationship question; "Do I look fat in this?"
We hear from Rainbow, she has some great advice! Leave an iTunes review. It could save your life.
5/1/2015 • 38 minutes, 17 seconds
One Armed Women Unite!
A quick update from myself. Tailz tells us about her driver lesson woes. I align myself with another one armed fat woman. Solidarity.
4/26/2015 • 26 minutes, 32 seconds
He's 3!!
Ever try to do things with one arm that you shouldn't have attempted with two? You haven't? Bit killer. We hear a kick ass story from Tailz, plus a segment from my new favourite Amy. She has a great voice and I hope to hear much more from her. My wee boy closes the show with poop talk. I love him. Happy Birthday C-section scar!! Oh, and Malcolm. Happy Birthday Malcolm!!! As well.
4/15/2015 • 50 minutes, 31 seconds
Lesbro
What's a lesbro? The urban dictionary tells me it's either a guy who likes to hang out with lesbians, or a guy who tries to seduce lesbians. Nuts to that. I think it should be two gay gals who want to be best friends 4 eva. Who's in? Lisa? Join me in the car yet again for this fantastic voyage. We hear from Julia and my sister wives Rainbow and Lisa.
4/13/2015 • 52 minutes, 12 seconds
Swing Low Sweet Codine
I think the opposite of mania is depression. I'm so happy to be off the codine machine. We have a nice long segment from electric Garry. I've missed him! Other than that it's my mental unravelling. Same as always.
4/2/2015 • 57 minutes, 21 seconds
Just Another Manic Thursday
I don't even know what to say about this show. Yikes. We hear from Tailz, Rainbow, and our wife Lisa.
3/27/2015 • 52 minutes, 23 seconds
Greatest Tubercle
I really feel like karma is trying to tell me something lately. That something is that i should watch my flinging flanging back. It's just me on this show. Just me and you, hurtling through space and time. Living life. Never apologizing. Why? Apologies are futile. Love is life. Life is love. You are me, and I am you. Tylenol 3's turn my inside voice into Mathew McConaughey. It's both terrifying and exhilarating. More terrifying though. It's like 99:1. Feel free to leave an iTunes review. I'm typing this with my left hand. I kinda deserve a few, cause I'm tough. Real. Tough.
3/25/2015 • 49 minutes, 44 seconds
Terminally Confused
A family who barfs together, stays together. Theres a lot of bodily fluid talk in the first 15 minutes. I mean FLUID in the strictest sense of the word. We hear from a new, old friend T-bag who has a moral dilemma. Rose pops in to tell us about what could be the worst party in the history of the entire world. Julia gives us her two cents on, hetero vs lesbian sex.
3/23/2015 • 57 minutes, 57 seconds
Privy to Millie
Road trip! I take you on a pothole filled adventure through the streets of Winnipeg. Lucky you. I think I said "privy" about 600 times this show. I tell a mailman happening and introduce you to my future wife. Plus, we hear from Rainbow! She does a fantastical job!
3/16/2015 • 56 minutes, 25 seconds
Airport Appropriate Attire
We hear from Electric Gary, Dr Mike, Kendra, Tailz and my boy has more daycare gossip.
3/12/2015 • 58 minutes, 19 seconds
Play Date
A quick check in. I tell two stories. Both are terrifying. Please Don't barf Marque. Four word sentence fun!
2/28/2015 • 21 minutes, 4 seconds
Happy Place
Rose checks in. I talk about flying with a kid. Man spread, and My 600lb life and inappropriately timed nutella commercials. The sound quality is horrendous. Mind yer business. Just, mind yer business.
2/18/2015 • 1 hour, 31 seconds
Coffee Talk
Welcome to the best ten minutes of your life. I should've called it "Crazy Allergy Mom". You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have, the facts of life. The facts of life. Stay till the end to hear me take orders from, then immediately get rejected by an almost 3 year old.
2/12/2015 • 11 minutes, 8 seconds
Anyone can Podcast
We hear from Tailz and Electric Gary. My not so wee boy fills us in on daycare gossip.
2/6/2015 • 38 minutes, 39 seconds
B.O.-Pourri
Why does the whole house smell like B.O? That's a great question. All will be revealed my pets. We hear from Chaniece and hear an old clip from our first attempt at conception.
1/23/2015 • 41 minutes, 41 seconds
Conjunctivitis
I'm home from work. My kid may or may not have pinkeye. Either way the daycare said he didn't have to go home but he couldn't stay there. Double mail tomorrow! I'm a straight up hustler. I'm not afraid. We hear from Rainbow and Chaniece and hear a fresh old song from the 90's. I can smell the sideburns.
1/12/2015 • 57 minutes, 48 seconds
I Fell Down the Stairs?
I ramble about Christmas, and i FINALLY get what's coming to me. We hear from Tailz and Electric Gary.
1/4/2015 • 49 minutes, 17 seconds
Bah Humbug
I started recording this show on Festivus and finished on Christmas Eve. We hear from Tailz, Kendra and Malcolm. Have a good holiday season you guys!! Thanks for everything!!
12/24/2014 • 44 minutes, 38 seconds
Shame on Me
I talk. A lot. I talk a whole lot. Then Rose sings and gives us a couple reviews! Speaking of reviews how bout one? iTunes? Me and you?
12/16/2014 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 36 seconds
Three Million Dollar Baby
I'm up bright and early on this fine Saturday morning. We hear from Julia and Chaniece. I'm on vacation!!! Leave an iTunes review. That wasn't a question. It was a demand.
12/6/2014 • 38 minutes, 39 seconds
Clarice
Sarah sits in with me today. We talk about Christmas and our new friend Clarice. We hear from Darryl, and Tailz. Leave an iTunes review. Or I'll find you, and when I do I swear to God…..
11/29/2014 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 34 seconds
You're Not A Girl!!
We hear from Elaina, and Rob Scissors is back to torture me with the English language. Malcolm sits me down for a little chat.
11/23/2014 • 46 minutes, 35 seconds
Aryan Erin
I Skype with Sugar. A whole hour!! You owe me.
11/19/2014 • 58 minutes, 39 seconds
It Coulda Been Me
I had a run in with my future self at the store. We hear from Chaniece, Daryl, Kendra and new comer Julia. Thanks for the iTunes reviews!!
11/16/2014 • 52 minutes, 9 seconds
Not so Discreet Packaging
I blather on and on as per usual. We hear from Rainbow for some actual intelligent content.
11/13/2014 • 43 minutes, 53 seconds
YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH???????
Sometimes recording after having even one beer is a poor choice. I made that choice. We hear from Electric Gary and new comer Chaniece. Word, just not to your mother, over and over.
11/10/2014 • 57 minutes, 57 seconds
Just one more Thing
I say my very last few things about the demise of RTS. We hear from new comer Elaina and Tailz.
11/8/2014 • 50 minutes, 13 seconds
Grey Area
Look, I get a little touchy on this one. I get a lot defensive. I'll be back next week, after I've had time to think about my feelings. We hear from Tailz, Kendra and Rose tells us some jokes.
11/2/2014 • 1 hour, 39 seconds
Pay the Bill!!
Here's a tip, pay your flinging flanging bills. We hear from Kendra and Rose!! Leave an iTunes review. I see you. I know you haven't yet.
10/29/2014 • 1 hour, 57 seconds
Storage Wars Winnipeg Edition
This one went pretty fast. We hear from Electric Gary and Rose. There's a little something special hidden in the show for my favourite listeners.
10/23/2014 • 47 minutes, 54 seconds
Golden Voice
It sounds like Dorothy Zbornak hosts the show today. If you don't know who that is you don't deserve to listen. I talk all kinds of nonsense and we get updates from Tailz and Rainbow. We also get to hear the buffet review from Sugar/Erin and Midge!!
10/18/2014 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 9 seconds
A Poop in the Park
Talking about something, while trying not to talk about it, proves to be a-quite difficult. Anyway, we have a segment from a Mystery Mail lady. She has seen some stuff. Some stuff she wishes she hadn't seen. Sugar and Midge send in a hilarious bit about restaurants. We hear from another new comer Sally. She is adorable, funny and has a great voice!
10/13/2014 • 50 minutes, 2 seconds
A Crying Shame
I talk about the awkwardness that was the last show I did. Don't fear! We have Darryl and Rose for actual entertainment. Rose opens up, and meets a celebrity. Darryl advises me on the adolescent male. I'm afraid. Very afraid. Gotta go! There's a pizza in my oven. If you know what I mean.
10/5/2014 • 50 minutes, 2 seconds
How Dumb is She?
It smells like cooking tomatoes in here. I can't take it anymore. My brain cells are dying. This is the fifth show in five days. You're welcome/I'm sorry. We get to hear from Kendra! Thanks for the iTunes review. Whoever you are!
9/18/2014 • 27 minutes, 16 seconds
Boxed Wine
Nothin' but class for the fourth show of five this week. I'm drinking boxed wine at 11:30 am on a Tuesday. We hear from Rainbow and a lovely lady named Joleen.
9/16/2014 • 50 minutes
Won't You be my Neighbour?
We were woken by old lady music again. This time, it's personal. Sarah and I discuss the incident. Good show!! Three shows down, two to go for this week!
9/15/2014 • 16 minutes, 41 seconds
Jalapeño Hands
Gary is back from his trip to Canada!! That's all you really need to know. Two episodes in of five. Leave an iTunes review and I'll stop talking.
9/14/2014 • 29 minutes, 26 seconds
Where's My Satchel?
The first episode of five this week. We hear from Darryl, and things, and stuff.
9/13/2014 • 39 minutes, 19 seconds
Albino Werewolf
I get a little cheeky right off the hop. Thanks so much for the iTunes reviews!! I think they make a difference. Either way getting feedback makes me feel like there's someone out there.
9/12/2014 • 11 minutes, 53 seconds
This Little Piggy Went to Market
What do you do when you're almost 35, and it's early Saturday morning, and you're a mom? Go to the farmer's market!! Ahhh good times!!
9/6/2014 • 38 minutes, 39 seconds
Good Morning Mr Jackass
I am a very bad person. I shouldn't have looked at naked Jennifer Lawrence. I won't do it again. We hear from Kendra and Mama Mia!
9/4/2014 • 30 minutes, 1 second
Voice Mail
Well, I did this show instead of taking a nap. Maybe I should've napped. Instead I tell you about my super sleuthing. My mom leaves me a pretty great voice mail. You should fast forward to the end to hear that. Love ya! Mean it!
9/1/2014 • 26 minutes, 3 seconds
Gino DNA
The title speaks volumes. We hear from Rose and Jo! God bless the USA!
8/28/2014 • 32 minutes, 32 seconds
All That She Wants
This episode is just me. Just me talking to you, about me.
8/22/2014 • 23 minutes, 9 seconds
What Chu Talkin' Bout Mississippi?
If I say "ya know?" One more time, I may have to punch myself in the face. Ahhh, verbal crutches. I get preachy about being gay, and how some people use religion in a hateful way. Don't worry though! It's not all bad! We have great segments from Rose and Kendra!!
8/20/2014 • 32 minutes, 34 seconds
I Make Poor Life Choices
I tell the tale of getting drunk in front of my inlaws. We hear from Kendra, Gary and a teeny tiny bit of Rose. Leave an iTunes review if you like and check me out here :http://www.blogtalkradio.com/lezbemommiesradio I yammered on about my birth story again. It's a great show with a great host!!
8/19/2014 • 41 minutes, 6 seconds
The Bathtub of Love
**Had to repost this one. Technical difficulties**
What constitutes a third nipple? I don't know either. I do know that two idiots in a bathtub are funny. Or annoying.
Check out this link Monday August 11th 2014. I'll be ruining this show for at least an hour! Listen live!
.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/lezbemommiesradio/2014/08/12/22-sandra-d-sanchez-and-her-adventures-in-baby-making
8/11/2014 • 49 minutes, 59 seconds
Miserable Jerk
We hear from Darryl and Kendra. I'm a miserable jerk. A miserable jerk who sums up a lovely wedding.
8/9/2014 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 25 seconds
Lee, Did You Move My Garbage?
Great segments from new comer Kendra! She tells the first part of her international adoption story. Tailz tells us about planning a lesbian wedding. Electric Gary is funny and adorable as per usual.
7/23/2014 • 58 minutes, 6 seconds
Semen Shopping and Peeing in Cups
We hear from Darryl, Jo and Rose!! I get a little angry at Costco, but who doesn't folks? Am I right? Am I right? Shut it and leave an iTunes review. Lazy.
7/17/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 58 seconds
Coffee Cup
There comes a time in every young girls life when she's filled with shame. Here's just one story.
7/9/2014 • 21 minutes, 7 seconds
Dodging a Doula
I tried to hide from my doula at a Target. There is a lot of sex talk and birthing story in this one. We hear from two new submitters, Darry and Rainbow!!
7/8/2014 • 57 minutes, 14 seconds
You are My Sunshine
We hear from Tailz, Rose and new comer Jo. Malcolm sings a little tune to close the show!
7/1/2014 • 50 minutes, 28 seconds
You've Got a Snuffleupagus I've Got a Grover
Electric Gary is crazy hilarious this week! Dr Mike and Joleen make a big announcement! I hate to toot my own horn here, but this is a great show!!
6/24/2014 • 24 minutes, 28 seconds
Happy Other Mother's Day!
Jungle gyms filled with children are terrifying places. Stay away from them. Save yourselves.
6/15/2014 • 27 minutes, 51 seconds
Dead Man Over Russia
I know, I know, too much me. I'm sorry-ish. Electric Gary sends in a hilarious segment, and we hear from a new/old submitter. Also, don't name your kid after a spice, or a tremendously sad movie.
6/12/2014 • 38 minutes, 26 seconds
Buffalo Head Won't You Come Out Tonight?
Slippery soap and fat heads.
6/10/2014 • 15 minutes, 24 seconds
Single Lookin' to Mingle
We hear from Sugar/Erin and guess what? She's single!! Hard to believe folks, hard to believe.
6/8/2014 • 22 minutes, 44 seconds
Thumbelina Needs Some Self Esteem
I'm tired, and cranky, and freak out about patio chair cushions. You're welcome.
6/5/2014 • 21 minutes, 38 seconds
Is There Gas in it?
Tics, lawn mowers and rage. That's what I have to offer on this fine Saturday. Rose shares some deeply personal things with us. Tailz sees nipples everywhere. Here a nipple, there a nipple, everywhere a nipple, nipple.
6/1/2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 49 seconds
Gipt Card
We hear from Electric Gary and Tailz. I dissect lesbian movies and the like. It's one of those talk in circles shows that make no sense. It's just like every other show.
5/29/2014 • 41 minutes, 4 seconds
Arm Legs
***I had to take this down and put it back up. Sorry for the double show. I'll explain more when I call you later.***
Adventures in Mailmaning. What's up with that?
5/28/2014 • 21 minutes, 3 seconds
I Already Regret This Show
Well, my third drink is my "Know it All" drink. Shoulda stopped at two. Please, love me.
5/24/2014 • 25 minutes, 14 seconds
Balls of Fury
Sugar came over!! We talked corpses, and testicles, and penises, oh my!!
4/3/2014 • 45 minutes, 43 seconds
Swingers, Clam and Feminists
We had submissions from Electric Gary, Tailz tells a tale, and Rose does some educating. I'm tired and I need to be held.
3/29/2014 • 43 minutes, 14 seconds
My 143lb Life
What the hell just happened here? I'm tired and drunk on skittles. Electric Gary was great! I said stuff too, also, as well.
3/13/2014 • 21 minutes, 53 seconds
That's Not Funny
I contemplate life and ask for good vibes, on behalf of a little guy who needs them.
2/22/2014 • 18 minutes, 19 seconds
I Digress
I have no idea what I talked about. I rambled on and on about nothing. We have two segments from Electric Gary and an update from Tailz. Enjoy!!
2/22/2014 • 32 minutes, 47 seconds
She Fell Into Traffic I Fell in Love
Sarah is back!!! We talk about how we met. How she seduced me and how we fell in love. Rose tells us a funny party story. Feel free to leave a review at iTunes. It would be very much appreciated. I'll be your best friend!
1/18/2014 • 31 minutes, 9 seconds
Too Much Back Story
Dr Mike and Joleen are back and better than ever. Rose has very funny, insightful things to say. I am shocked to find myself in the very same cold conditions I have been in for 5 months a year my entire life run on sentence. I over share about my crazy family. Too much back story for sure. Also, jelly beans are murder.
1/5/2014 • 40 minutes, 2 seconds
Putting the Poop in Poopmas
Our very late Christmas/poop/toot episode. We hear from Electric Gary and Rose. Great segments! Don't leave an iTunes review. I don't need your pity.
12/27/2013 • 30 minutes, 4 seconds
Brain Freeze
The weather outside is frightful, and my brain isn't so delightful. The result is a lot of stuttering and swearing. I had a really weird day and tell you all about it. I think there was preaching. Yes. I definitely get preachy. If you feel like it, there's iTunes. You should write a review. I just got a one star review from an asshole. I know who you are and I don't like you.
12/10/2013 • 34 minutes, 39 seconds
Beer O'clock
This show starts out with Sarah and I. We had to stop because the boss woke up from his nappy. Then it's just me. At least we have really good segments to fall back on. Electric Gary, Dr. Mike and Joleen, plus new comer Rose!!
11/30/2013 • 44 minutes, 52 seconds
First is Worst
Recording alone is hard. Malcolm stops by to say not very much at all. There is a lot of heavy breathing but not in a good way. Thanks for listening!!
