DJ super-combo, DJ Sanspants and DJ Pants, write weird things down on pieces of paper. Those pieces of paper get folded up and placed into a super combination of hats, fez and cowboy. We each pick pieces of paper out of those respective hats and whatever combination of words and phrases gets picked becomes the theme of the episode. It'll get wacky, we promise.
Episode 422: Sepsis
Today's themes are Danger and Sources Of Light!
10/16/2024 • 2 hours
Intermission
The hats got too scared to pick themes today. So what?
10/9/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 421: The Candy That Fucks
Today's themes are Candy and Bananas!
10/2/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 420: Pizza Rain (To The Tune Of Purple Rain)
Today's themes are... aw forget it.
9/25/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 419: Feeding Chicken Nuggets To Bats
Today's themes are Bugs, Ewww and Whales!
9/11/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 418: Chocolate Hills
Today's themes are Days and Hills!
9/4/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 417: The State Ghost Of Massachusetts
Today's themes are States and Artists You'd Recognize On The Street!
8/28/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 416: Pizza Explosion!
Today's themes are Explosions and Sticky!
8/21/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 415: Fuckin' Weird
Today's themes are Weird Songs From The 90's and Sequels!
8/14/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 414: Big Chaise
Today's themes are Couches and Corners!
8/7/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 413: Share Bears
Todays themes are Things That Come In Two and Songs That Are Good To Sing When You're Bad At Singing!
7/31/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 412:Sad Sack
Today's themes are Eyeballs and Bags!
7/24/2024 • 2 hours
INTERMISSION
DJ Sanspants had a small bout of laryngitis. So what?
7/17/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 411: Look At The Bouy
Today's themes are Boys and Aquatic!
7/10/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 410: Werescientist
Today's themes are It's Hot and Things We Liked That Were Released So Far This Year or something.
7/3/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 409: The Great Molasses Flood
Today's themes are Bricks and Things That Come In Pieces!
6/26/2024 • 2 hours
Intermission
It's too fucking hot...
6/19/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 408: Go Frig Yourself
Today's themes are Bad Words and 2014!
6/12/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 407: Three Is Still More Than Two
Today's themes are Wood and Things With More Than Two Legs!
6/5/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 406: The Carnival Barker
Today's themes are Blood and Salt!
5/29/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 405: Toad Town
Today's themes are Frogs and Gold!
5/22/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 404: We'll Miss You Steve
That Hats are taking a break to pay tribute to the legend Steve Albini.
5/15/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 403: On The Fence
Today's themes are Fences and Lost Loves!
5/8/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 402: R2D2 Looks Cool As Hell Smoking
Today's themes are 1999 and Songs That Sound Like They Could Be a PSA! Here's R2D2 looking cool as hell smoking a cigarette (despite not having…
5/1/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 401: Rabies Candies
Today's themes are Cells and Illness!
4/24/2024 • 2 hours
EPISODE 400!!! - Adnouns
It's our 400th episode! To celebrate, we announced it at the end of the show (partyhorn.wav) Today's themes are Boxes and Adjectives!
4/17/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 399:Dirty Red Pizza
Today's themes are Red and Pizza!
4/10/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 398: Burned Out
Today's themes are Burns and 2004!
4/3/2024 • 2 hours
The Ides Of Intermission
Et tu, Hats?
3/27/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 397: Lobe-botomoy
Today's themes are Ears and Currency!
3/20/2024 • 2 hours
McIntermission
The Hats are taking a break to get drunk and stuff. Enjoy our St. Patrick's Day themed show from 2017!
3/13/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 396: Smootherz
Today's themes are Things That Are Cold and Carbs!
3/6/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 395: It's A Livin'!
Today's themes are 1994 and Dreams!
2/28/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 394: It's Like My Grandmother Always Said...
Today's themes are Mittens and Liquid!
2/21/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 393: Roaaah
Today's themes are Dinosaurs and something with the alphabet or something.
2/7/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 392: PO-TA-TOES
Today's themes are Potatoes and The Moon!
1/31/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 391: The BFF.FM East Coast Weather Partymobile
DJ Pants is live in the field, reporting about weather that's happening right now! Today's themes are Codes and Dishware!
1/17/2024 • 2 hours
Episode 390: 2023 Year End Roundup
We're Back!
1/10/2024 • 2 hours
New Year, New Intermission (It's Not, It's The Same)
1/3/2024 • 2 hours
Christmas Intermission
The Hats had too much nog and will return next week with the 2023 year end roundup!
12/27/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 389: The 8th Annual We Let The Hats Decide Christmas Spectacular
PNEUMATIC ASS: CHRISTMAS MIFFED
12/20/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 388: Pic-a-nic
Today's themes are Bears and Gifts!
12/13/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 387: Ahht
Today's themes are Clowns and Art!
12/6/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 386: Pizzatime
Today's themes are Butter and Time!
11/29/2023 • 2 hours
Intermission (Thanksgiving Edition)
There's no difference. The Hats are just thankful to take a break. What of it?
11/22/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 385: MOVIE TITLE!
Today's themes are Rivers and Movie Quotes!
11/15/2023 • 2 hours
Intahmishin
The hats are tired. Let them rest.
11/8/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 384: Hey Hey
Today's themes are 1998 and The Same Word More Than Once In A Row!
11/1/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 383: The We Let The Hats Decide 2023 Halloween Special!
On this year's Halloween Special DJs Pants and Sanspants are dressing up the show as early 2000's college radio DJs!
10/25/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 382: How Do You Like Them Colleges?
Today's themes are Apples and College!
10/18/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 381: Glass, Grass, And Donkeys
Today's themes are Grass and Glass!
10/11/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 380: Nipples Are Nature's Buttons
Today's themes are Spices and Buttons!
10/4/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 379: Lettuce Eating Tortoise
Today's themes are Trains and Turtles!
9/27/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 378: Get It Over With Already
Today's themes are Labor and The Sun!
9/20/2023 • 2 hours
INTERMISSION
Illness has befallen House Sanspants. The only remedy is INTERMISSION.
9/13/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 377: Exploiting A Visual Medium
Today's themes are 2008 and Absurd Album Covers!
9/6/2023 • 2 hours
Intermission (again)
8/30/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 376: Dump Doughnuts
Today's themes are People Who Are Married and Sorry!
8/23/2023 • 2 hours
Intermission
The Hats are on vacation!
8/16/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 375: Thank You Bot
Today's themes are Board and Please And Thank You!
8/9/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 374: The Gill Of Rights
Today's themes are Fish and Movies!
8/2/2023 • 2 hours
Intermission
7/26/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 373: Know What I Mean?
Today's themes are Innuendo and Tails!
7/19/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 372:Hot Treats
Today's themes are Treats and Things That Are Hot!
7/12/2023 • 2 hours
Intermission
The Hats are on vacation!
7/5/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 371: Waddup
Today's themes are Squares and Phobias!
6/28/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 370: Pizza Dad
Today's themes are Dads and Stuff We Liked From This Year So Far!
6/21/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 369: The Plural Of Dingus Is Dingi
Today's themes are Pancakes and Knobs!
6/14/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 368: Trees Eat Sandwiches
Today's themes are Stomach and Jump!
6/7/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 367: iFart Radio Part 2
Today's themes are 2013 and Replace The Word Heart With The Word Fart Part 2!
5/31/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 366: Vanishing Dignity
Today's themes are Lips and Disappear!
5/24/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 365: iFart Radio
Today's themes are Amnesia and Replacing The Word Heart With Fart!
5/17/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 364:Like A Sundae
Today's themes are Ice Cream and Spikes!
5/10/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 363: Wormhole Plumbers
Today's themes are Worms and The Bathroom!
5/3/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 362: Landfill
Today's themes are Land and April!
4/26/2023 • 2 hours
Intermission
4/19/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 361: My White Belly
Today's themes are Bread and Things That Are Round!
4/12/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 360: Sunglasses
Today's themes are Glass and Bright!
4/5/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 359: An Episode About Nothing
3/29/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 358: Ray Parker Sr.
Today's themes are Junior and Medical Conditions!
3/22/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 357: The Cal Zone
Today's themes are Zones and Office Stuff!
3/15/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 356: We Let The Hats And The Beach Boys Decide
Today's themes are Bands With Utterly Ridiculous Names and Songs From Your Childhood!
3/8/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 355: End Of The Toad
Today's themes are Road and Yellow!
3/1/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 354: Dick Hamms
Today's themes are Park and Paper!
2/22/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 353: Plants Panet
Today's themes are Planets and Bubbles!
2/15/2023 • 2 hours
Intermission
2/8/2023 • 0
Episode 352: Pizzacize
Today's themes are Exercise and 1993!
2/1/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 351 - Fast When Pizza's Involved
Today's themes are Delivery and Fast!
1/25/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 350 - Jimmy Birds
It's EPISODE #350 and our 7th Anniversary! Today's themes are Muscles and Songs That Could Be About Pizza!
1/18/2023 • 2 hours
Episode 349.5 - Intermission
Uh-oh, the hats called in sick today. Scottish Robot will serenade the airwaves this morning.
1/4/2023 • 0
Episode 349: 2022 Round Up
You know the drill. This was '22, baby.
12/28/2022 • 2 hours
Episode 348: We Let The Snacks Decide Holiday Special
Hopefully the orphanage doesn't need saving again and DJs Pants and Santapants can have a relaxing morning.
12/21/2022 • 2 hours
Episode 347: Only Shooting Stars Break The Mold
Today's themes are Theme and Mold!
12/14/2022 • 2 hours
Episode 346: The Food Highway
Today's themes are Conversations and Traffic!
11/30/2022 • 2 hours
Episode 345: Dealah's Choice
Today's themes are Card Games and Nicks!
11/23/2022 • 2 hours
Episode 344: You're Wicked Sweet, Dude
Today's themes are Spinning and Sugar!
11/9/2022 • 2 hours
Episode 343: It's Not The Fly
It's our 7th annual Halloween Special! Our costumes are each other and DJ Sanspants builds a teleporter? Wackiness ensues, etc.!