Tim is battling his way back from yet another cold, but the good times persist. Guy gets deep with the Word of the Week. Rose Matafeo, known abroad as Mr. Entertainment, joins via telephone to talk landlines, how to open a comedy special, and the bewildering s***ing habits of friend of the show, Alice Snedden.Our intro music, “Los Angeles,” courtesy of Eyeliner.Get episodes early and in video on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bust out those briefcases and gold-toe socks, cause it’s business time. Tim is here in a suit jacket and a pink singlet, which Business Insider calls the perfect attire for closing deals. Guy brings in the big guns, phoning up Chris “Mr. Brands” Parker for advice on locking down a partnership with Mosh.Our intro music, “Los Angeles,” courtesy of Eyeliner.Get episodes early and in video on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh off some branding talk, the boys pen a response to P. Schwartz with an exciting business opportunity. Guy takes a big swing on a joke and pays the price, Tim is ready to take it on the chin for public infrastructure, and the episode wraps with the first ever Good Times cliffhanger.Our intro music, “Los Angeles,” courtesy of Eyeliner.Get episodes early and in video on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roll them bones! Let it ride! Hit me baby one more time! This episode of Good Times is all about taking chances, as Guy “Moneybags” Montgomery returns to the scene of the crime after sweeping the table at Tim’s poker game. The Word of the Week brings out Tim’s devil-may-care attitude. Comedian and poet Tim Key offers a counterpoint, giving the boys an etiquette lesson on asking for your male friend’s phone number.Our intro music, “Los Angeles,” courtesy of Eyeliner.Get episodes early and in video on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come on down to Guy’s Memory Surplus for our September Clearance Sale! Niche details of the 2003 All Blacks lineup, premises for discontinued shows on the WB: Everything Irrelevant Must Go! As Monty explores his mind palace, Tim gets Rhys Mathewson on the blower to talk the merits of voice messages and whether or not you should squash the beef with people you may have wronged as a kid.Our intro music, “Los Angeles,” courtesy of Eyeliner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Good Times are threatened as Guy poses Tim a question with no satisfactory answer before diving into a despondent edition of Word of the Week. The vibe is rescued by a phone call with Abby Howells, who joins the boys on a stroll down memory lane.Our intro music, “Los Angeles,” courtesy of Eyeliner.Get episodes early and in video on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Where were you on the morning of Saturday, September 7th (Friday the 6th if you’re a Substack member)? Here to serve as your alibi, an interrogative episode of Good Times, The Hon. Guy A.H. Montgomery and Timothy A. Batt presiding. Guy has been reading a lot of detective novels and is in an interrogative mood (also caused in part by another book he’s read, Padgett Powell’s “The Interrogative Mood.”) Tim, meanwhile, is full of answers, bringing some hot, current pop culture takes on the woke mind virus and the Kendrick v Drake beef.Our intro music, “Los Angeles,” courtesy of Eyeliner.Get episodes early and in video on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just as time comes for us all, so has it come for this third episode of Good Times. It’s an introspective week for Monty, who we find preoccupied with the fate of his hair after an encounter at the barber. Tim puts on his interviewer’s hat and tries to get to the bottom of Guy’s x-stream lifestyle. In this age of energy drinks and in-flight WiFi, what is it that drives a man like Guy Montgomery to greatness?Our intro music, “Los Angeles,” courtesy of Eyeliner.Get episodes early and in video on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is bigger than a bread box? Would you find it in a department store? I’ll save you the other 18 questions: it’s episode 2 of Good Times! It’s a sporting episode this week, as Tim and one of Tim’s highest-ranked friends crack on about cricket before introducing a new segment. A long-overdue letter to Patty Schwartz is penned, launching what is sure to be a fruitful partnership between TWIOAT and the good people at MOSH (#moshlife).Our intro music, “Los Angeles,” courtesy of Eyeliner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The year? 2024. The climate? Fixed. The times? Good.Enter a new era of The Worst Idea of All Time as Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery set off on a podcasting journey towards brighter shores. Somewhere it’s always 5:00. Somewhere everybody knows your name.In this inaugural episode, Guy and Tim share some chocolate and talk about meat. The series gets its first sponsor, courtesy of one Party Schwartzenator (#MOSHLIFE #paytheboiz), and Tim, full up on ashwagandha and lion’s mane, makes plans to hit the gym.Our intro music, “Los Angeles,” courtesy of Eyeliner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

UPDATE: The original audio for this episode was not good. Hopefully it now is good!It has been brought to Tim and Guy's attention that a group of Americans have taken it upon themselves to create a sequel to Cats, a spiritual succession (or at least response) to Tom Hooper's 2019 horror film. The movie is incredible - an artistic marathon that was birthed from the pandemic lockdowns and now exists in all its live-action, animated, puppeted, all-singing and all-dancing glory on YouTube dot com.See Cats 2 in all its wonder at cats2.art Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Zealand launches an opening salvo in the Comedy Olympics, as Tim and Guy ponder standup’s answer to the unrepeatable performance of Simone Biles. The boyz stare down the barrel of their loosening grip on pop culture, their attention taken up instead by questions about the origin of smell and moisture-wicking fabric. Regular Family Time segment, “What Were We Doing 1-3 Years Ago, When This Email Was Sent?” reveals some stunning serendipity.Find more on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Carlo pulls all the tantalising pieces of the story together to present a compelling alternative narrative of what really happened to Titanic. Tim wonders: Is Carlo out of his mind?With the fellas hard at work on the next chapter of TWIOAT, we present the first season of Did Titanic Sink?, the award-winning pod series from the Worst Idea Extended Universe. Join Tim Batt and Carlo Ritchie on their maiden voyage into the unknown.Enjoying DTS? Season two is releasing now on RNZ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two large-scale official inquiries took place immediately after the Titanic's sinking. Carlo and Tim discuss what the inquiries revealed to the public and what they concealed.With the fellas hard at work on the next chapter of TWIOAT, we present the first season of Did Titanic Sink?, the award-winning pod series from the Worst Idea Extended Universe. Join Tim Batt and Carlo Ritchie on their maiden voyage into the unknown.Enjoying DTS? Season two is releasing now on RNZ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Over 1500 souls perished the night the ship calling itself "Titanic" sank. But could they have been rescued?With the fellas hard at work on the next chapter of TWIOAT, we present the first season of Did Titanic Sink?, the award-winning pod series from the Worst Idea Extended Universe. Join Tim Batt and Carlo Ritchie on their maiden voyage into the unknown.Enjoying DTS? Season two is releasing now on RNZ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Could an insurance-fuelled switch-a-roo really be at the heart of Titanic's downfall?With the fellas hard at work on the next chapter of TWIOAT, we present the first season of Did Titanic Sink?, the award-winning pod series from the Worst Idea Extended Universe. Join Tim Batt and Carlo Ritchie on their maiden voyage into the unknown.Enjoying DTS? Season two is releasing now on RNZ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If the Titanic didn't sink, which ship did? Carlo and Tim uncover a tale of jealousy, greed, villainy - and, possibly, nonsense.With the fellas hard at work on the next chapter of TWIOAT, we present the first season of Did Titanic Sink?, the award-winning pod series from the Worst Idea Extended Universe. Join Tim Batt and Carlo Ritchie on their maiden voyage into the unknown.Enjoying DTS? Season two is releasing now on RNZ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An 'unsinkable' ship is somehow felled by an iceberg on its maiden voyage. Is everything as it seems? Or is Carlo full of it?With the fellas hard at work on the next chapter of TWIOAT, we present the first season of Did Titanic Sink?, the award-winning pod series from the Worst Idea Extended Universe. Join Tim Batt and Carlo Ritchie on their maiden voyage into the unknown.Enjoying DTS? Season two is releasing now on RNZ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Batten down the hatches. It’s an emergency Overlooked and Undercooked special as Rob Schneider makes landfall in Aotearoa. After years of morbid fascination, Tim has finally witnessed Rob’s particular brand of bitterness in the flesh and, 90 unflinching minutes later, is bringing his findings back to Guy Montgomery, who was conveniently out of town on a “comedy tour.” Has seeing Rob perform live added a transformative new dimension to Tim’s opinion of his work?Video episodes releasing early on our Substack. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Battling through some very dodgy audio, Tim and Guy pop open the perpetual time capsule that is the TWIOAT mailbag. The episode becomes a bit of a time capsule itself, with potential ideas for the future of TWIOAT around every corner. The Twilight series? An unauthorized Cats sequel? An Andy Batt spinoff series? And, of course, what’s to be done about the approaching storm that is Rob Schneider’s tour of New Zealand? Check back in a year to tell us whether we actually followed through on any of this stuff.Thank you to the foster brothers Danny, Jake and Colleen for sending in CATS 2, which you can check out here.For video episodes, and to get episodes early, check out our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Throw on your loudest shirt and hoof it down to Pukekawa; it’s the last episode of PIAT Season 2 and the boys are clocking in for a BIG finale. We’re talking BIG trees. BIG interior decorating. BIG plans for 2024. Tim and Guy, along with Guest on the Ground (Guest on the Roots?) Abby Howells, cover all their bases for the new year with a combination of western medicine, magic crystals and a whopping dose of fresh air. An installment of the weekly segment Cinnamon Breakfast Croissant in a Tree takes an unexpected turn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a sentimental episode of Podcast in a Tree as Tim and Guy consider, among others, the bygone era of reversible clothing, halcyon days of New Zealand radio, and lessons in fatherhood from the Supernanny. The prolific Matt Heath, under fire for his choice in wines, shows up to reminisce about his time at Radio Hauraki, getting death threats on commercial radio and shooting Tim in the face with a t-shirt cannon. The good old days. Guy puts a spin on series segment Almond Croissant in a Tree (a cinnamon breakfast croissant). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Papa Monty returns from a very busy few months hawkin’ comedy hither and thither, bringing with him a big ol’ sack of mail from YOU. Tim and Guy break in the new TWIOAT recording studio with a sampling of topics from seasons past, including Rob Schneider’s impending Auckland show, a star-studded Emmanuelle reboot, and the ever-looming presence of PB:MC2.Find video episodes and more on our Substack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A beautiful day in Aotearoa finds Tim and Guy pondering some heavy questions. Can Pope Francis redeem the Catholic church? How is AI impacting primary education? What are those crystals that you get in certain kinds of honey? Thankfully, a delightful Guest on the Ground, Courtney Dawson, and an equally delightful edition of Drugs in a Tree help lift the mood. Plans are laid for a house band, Tim kills at the checkout aisle, and Guy reboots beloved season 1 segment Sandwich in a Tree with a season 2 twist (an almond croissant).Video episodes available on our Substack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are feeling refreshed and reflective at the prospect of spending time together without having to watch a terrible movie for the umpteenth time. Guest on the Ground and notorious rowdy boy Ben MacGougan joins to discuss the merits of shoelessness, doing raunchy stand-up for an audience of nans and being drunk at the gym. Tim debuts a new segment called A Little Something for You. Guy presents a new take on an old favorite, Sandwich in a Tree (an almond croissant).Join our Substack for video episodes and early releases! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peter Jackson. Interviews with comedians. The very premise of Podcast in a Tree. It’s episode 2 and everything is on the chopping block. With the boys content to rest on their laurels, it falls upon Guest on the Ground, Guy Williams, to shake things up. Tim, living up to his reputation as the holiest guy around, has A Little Something For You, while Guy drops a hot remix of a classic segment, Sandwich in a Tree (an almond croissant).Video episodes available on our Substack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As summer descends on Auckland, the local fauna shed their winter coats, pick up their lapel mics and return to the trees to record Season 2 of the number one podcast in a tree, Podcast in a Tree. Classic segments, like Drugs in a Tree, are joined by new favorites, like meditating on the aging process and its impact on butt tattoos. Tim plots to take down his local licensing board, while Guy presents a bold new variation on Sandwich in a Tree (an almond croissant). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.WorkJuice Presents: The Worst Scripted Event of All TimeBen Acker and Ben Blacker, creators of the Thrilling Adventure Hour, teamed up with Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery, the creators/hosts of The Worst Idea of All Time podcast, in which the New Zealand-based comedians watched Grown Ups 2 every week for one year, to bring this one-of-a-kind live show to Los Angeles.After watching Grown Ups 2 for 50 weeks, Tim and Guy wrote their own version of the movie, with their own brain-addled commentary.Acker & Blacker produced this live read of that script starring The Thrilling Adventure Hour's WorkJuice Players Busy Philipps (Vice Principals) and Hal Lublin (We Got This), and TAH friends Kate Micucci (Garfunkel & Oates), Baron Vaughn (Grace & Frankie), Arden Myrin (MadTV), Mark McConville (Superego), Michael McMillian (True Blood), Jason Ritter (Parenthood), Humphrey Ker (Dymock Watson: Nazi Smasher), and Melanie Lynskey (Togetherness).Jordan Katz and the Elements of Style, featuring Eric Kufs, perform the opening and closing music.Are you in LA? Do you want to see the WorkJuice Players live? You're in luck! On Friday, April 22nd, at 10pm at Largo at the Coronet, WorkJuice Presents: Sparks Nevada's "I'm from Earth" Day Special starring Marc Evan Jackson, Paul F. Tompkins, the WJ Players, and very special guests. Get your tickets now:http://ticketf.ly/1UOlRcb Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim have finally made it. It's the last viewing of Grown Ups 2, exactly one year after they started. Recorded live in front of a soldout CineFamily crowd on Sunset in Los Angeles, California. After a public viewing of the movie the lads have finally seen the backend of the movie. What ensues is an elated, nonsensical final romp through a film that's been a part of the boys' life for a long time. It's time to say goodbye. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim have taken their camper (thanks Jucy Rentals!) to Joshua National Park, California. It's late, it's isolated and the boys are getting a little freaky. In this episode, the movie appears to have taken a backseat to delightful stories ranging from childhood bike injuries to a very recent adult pant-crapping incident.We find out what happened to Patty's grandparents and hear some positive words about Braden's acting ability. We're having a WONDEFUL time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Against the odds, Guy and Tim have made it to LA. They've eaten some Blaze Pizza and now it's time to tick some other bucket list items off the list; Namely, watching Grown Ups 2 in a Kmart. That's right, the lads have watched the entire film inside of a Kmart and recorded an episode in the terrible, dirty walls of the quintessential department store of yesteryear.Guy's approaching unattended kids, Tim's distracted by all the fantastic colours and products on offer. It's almost the end of the nightmare so get in while the getting's good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:ATTN: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BIRDMAN YETFresh from the table read of the script Guy and Tim wrote from memory being performed in front of 150 people in their hometown of Auckland, the lads immedately went home and chucked on the movie for the fourth to last time ever.It's 2am. It's an emotional podcast this week, Montgomery is mainly waking up for most of it and what is exposed is a raw, unguarded side of a man who is so near the finishline he can almost taste it. Voices are croacky, spirits are mixed and Guy and Tim are just trying to live every moment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Just what comes of two men when you sit them in front of Grown Ups 2 for the forth dozen time inside a year? Apparently, it's sour relationships, lots of singing, lots more swearing, rumination about their self-imposed prison and chats about the mighty Haast Eagle.If you weren't worried about Guy and Tim before this episode, you swear as hell will be now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim are joined by their friends and NZ comedy people Dai Henwood and Josh Thompson for an extended guest episode. In the Grown Ups 2 arena this week, the boys hit some familiar terrain such as Kmart, product placement, racial stereotypes and a perceived lack of plot. Plus some curveballs get thrown, including why does Principal Tardio makes no moves to avoid getting paint dropped on him and quick drying deer piss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim are on the road again, the road to watching Grown Ups 2. With just 5 epsiodes to go - the boys' mental sanity appears to be at an all time low. The boys momentarily become German tourists, Tim reminds everyone that Stone Cold is in the movie and there's a serious questions asked of the co-hosts' parents. Plus a confusing toilet paper themed shining light and a beaut of a Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour. And you know what else? You do not mop tar seal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim are back and they're suprisingly upbeat! Far from the nightmare depression the pair experienced in the last episode, both lads are back in action and armed with notes aplenty! This week, G and T continue to guess at what happened in the first Grown Ups, the Braden Warlock Theory makes a reappearence and we all find out how to spell our favourite brand in the film!Monty's impressed with the soundscape, Tim is taken with David Spade's dramatic chops and Patty's got jaguars! #BlazePizza Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:It's the first day of 2015 and in New Zealand, a wonderful summer day has gripped the whole country. But Guy and Tim aren't at the beach! Or even a park! They're indoors, watching the movie again and BOY is Tim unhappy about it (again). One of the lowest ebbs in the project so far.Guy stages an intervention to deal with Tim's drinking (which he does to deal with the movie), a book club of sorts breaks out midway through and you'll be treated to two kiwi men struggling through the 44th watch of a movie while hung over. HAPPY NEW YEAR! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Twas the morn before ChristmasAnd all through Tim's flatNobody was homeAnd he was down with that.He drunk beer after beer while he watched Grown Ups 2While his friend Guy Montgomery was watching it too.But alas, the lads were apart for their viewing this weekAnd over Skype, using computers, did the boys online speak.And Tim had had beers, too many to countAnd Guy was in the South Island, next to a Mount!So they watched and they chatted and it all turned to shit.So they tried once again to record and, HEY! This is it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim attempt a new method of 'reverse-advertising', Paddy Shwartz has a new name! Most importantly however, Tim has drunken entirely too much gin the night prior and is suffering the consequences. Chris Rock is on form with his PR blitz and the lads are following the wake. Tim gets punchy. There's also an ocelot guitar solo. Enjoy!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim have watched the movie 40 times now and this time, they've recorded an audio commentary. This isn't that audio, it's the episode they decided to record AFTER the commentary. Was it a good idea to do an episode after the commentary? You be the judge.The lads try to nut out how to get to LA, Tim needs caffeine, Adam Sandler has some comfy footwear and if you want some Paddy - you WON'T be disappointed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Tim is distracted by a blackbird, Guy's had enough. But picking up the ball and running for the try line, the lads bring back the chat. Critical analysis of Adam Sandler's latest masterpiece this week extends to a dissection of the child actors' careers on Grown Ups 2, a review of the gym that features in the movie AND one pro gender equality move on the film makers behalf. But the real question is... Do they have Grown Ups 2 extra Tayna this week? Only one way to find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim are joined by beloved kiwi journalist David Farrier. This week: Tim has to buy a $250 T-shirt; enthusiastic letters from fans, some Insane Clown Posse, rampant capitalism and more Paddy Shwartz! Also, physics, CGI animals, #instagramchat, more defence of David Spade and what's the deal with cross-desolves? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy's back and more awake than ever. He didn't go to sleep for the whole movie this time! And he's bringing the Paddy Shwartz noise! Facts on where Paddy works out, where Paddy eats and more! Plus the age old question: Would you eat a placenta? The boys also fondly remember Sandler's hit comedy song 'Piece of Shit Car' and a bygone era of Napster and Limewire. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:This epsiode the podcast has taken a turn. The boys decided to record during the last half hour of the film, while they watch the remainder of the party scene play out. Plus Guy has decided to fall asleep during the first hour of the film. Luckily, a plucky Tim is attempting to pull the pair back from the edge of dispair in spite of not just a tired co-host but also people on the internet trying to cease the project.An depth discussion on Paddy Swartz and Miley Cyrus' rumoured romantic union, a shout out to all builders and an intro prodived by amazing comedian and musician Reggie Watts awaits you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Oh no, Guy is very upset. First at the prospect of seeing Grown Ups 2 36 times since the start of the year, then because Tim is trying to shoehorn dental jokes into the podcast. But it's ok, because there's a lot of questions in this episodes. Questions like, 'How large a town could the frat boys realistically overthrow?' and 'Do Americans really talk like on the phone to each other?' and 'Does Guy's dad listen to this podcast?' You may, or may not get the answers by listened to episode 36 of The Worst Idea of All Time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Penny Farthings, got em. Hypothetical yet lengthy discussion about a deer dying in the front yard of the main character? Yup. Appreciation for Stone Cold Steve Austin's pronunciation of 'sack of potatoes'? Almost present. Plus, Guy's musings on the pom and ceremony associated with modern professional sports and Peter Dante sings the hits! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim are joined by New Zealand's greatest film reviewer and connoisseur of terrible comedies, Dominic Corry. In an authoratitive and wide-ranging conversation the three lads cover the Netflix/Sandler deal, the strangeness of Adam Sandler's mind and what it's capable of creating and Rob! Schneider. Plus a new big scam involving the movie (kinda). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:It's 1:30 in the morning, do you know where your children are? Guy Montgomery is asleep on the couch at Tim Batt's flat. Tim is watching Grown Ups 2 again, trying not to cry. What ensues is a discussion about life and death, 1970s soul singers, paintings of tigers, the possibility of being an All Black and Grown Ups 2. All your favourite bits are here, The Shining Light; The Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour; Paddy Schwartz Party Time and so much more. Cherish these moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Tim Lambourne, New Zealand television and radio personality joins Guy and Tim for a lovely wee watch of the pearl of a film, Grown Ups 2. Lambo shares his stories of American frat boys, Guy notices an amazing post-production edit to mask a big muck up and Tim delves into the potential use of a little person used as a stand in for one of Sandler's kids.Most importantly, the boys delve into the recently announced four movie deal Sandler has struck with Netflix and suffice to say, they're not happy about it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim engage in an adventerous and barely conprehensible watch of the film. Welcome and apologies to all the new listners. There is a Clint Eastwood impression to look forward to. Not a lot else. This episode is recommended for seasoned Worst Idea listeners only. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim have descended from the giddy heights of last week's episode to analyze the film in brutal detail. There's singing, there's a new segment and there's questions about what may have happened in Grown Ups 1! Also look forward to the boys attempting Arnie voices as part of the Paddy Swartz, Party Time segment. So much going on, hurry up and listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:In this episode of the podcast, bare audio witness to the complete breaking down of Guy and Tim's mental function. This is the first epsiode of the podcast which had its hosts asking whether or not they should release it after it was recorded. Guy and Tim have decided they should release it as it would be against the spirit of the project to without an episode. So enjoy it, with our sleepy co-host Nick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy has triumphiantly returned from Europe and guess what? He hasn't slept. Not barely a wink. But he's joined by a pretty positive Tim Batt and together they've ripped up another watch of this fine piece of cinema we call Grown Ups 2. Topics covered in this ep include (but are not limited to): Paddy Schwartz Party Time, the pace of Hollywood, love interests AND the acceptable length of an intermediate school ballet recital. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:The second podcast recorded in one night, Tim's 27th birthday but this time AFTER watching the movie. And boy has it put the aforementioned podcast co-host in a shitty mood.While Tim is feeling sorry for himself and doing some soul searching about what it means to spend the last hours of his birthday alone in his room watching Grown Ups 2 for the 27th time, Guy is just too darn exciting by the Edinburgh Fringe Fest to be brought down by the movie and regales us with tales of a terrible gig as well as questioning what you should do if you're a drunk off-duty cop at the scene of a massive backyard brawl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:We're back and catching up. Due to internet issues (discussed on the podcast) Guy and Tim have recorded this ep a week after our last watch.In this ep, Guy and Tim discuss the nature of Scotland's nationhood, the availability of K-Marts and how to tell the difference between a continuity error and clever character writing. Also, Guy gets his genitals out in public, Tim is celebrating his 27th birthday and the boys have their largest falling out yet! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Rose Matafeo joins Guy and a whisper quiet Tim on the 25th watch of Grown Ups 2, throwing some much needed positive perspective on the project. That positivity though, stops well short of any kind of praise for the film. On the contrary, Rose is so disappointed by former comedy juggernauts and what they've been reduced to by participating in the hot mess that is Grown Ups 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:The lads have now clocked up two dozen watches of the film and the mood is high. Tim is punchy after several beers on a Friday night (NZ local time) watch and Guy is still enjoying his holiday abroad but being crushingly brought back down to earth by having to spend 101 minutes on Grown Ups 2 again. Conversation ranges from the movie, to politics, to civic rights icon Rosa Parks to nature of comedic references themselves. It's an interesting listen but as always, it's The Worst Idea of All Time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:It's the middle of the night in New Zealand and Tim has to keep his voice down for fear of waking his flatmate, because Tim is one of two men who has to watch Grown Ups 2 again. The other is one Guy Montgomery, an intrepid ex-pat kiwi who's currently in Copenhagen.This week, flauting of rules results in Tim looking up the Internet Movie Database while the film is playing, to hilarious results. Guy's travels through Europe continue and Denmark sounds fabulous. The movie, on the other hand, still does not. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:The boys are back. Monty in Berlin, Timbo in his new abode. The stakes have never been higher. The boys are on the cusp of world records here (probably). And who just bought a projector to watch the movie for the next 30 times? Well, that would be telling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy continues his march through Europe. Tim is moving house. Nobody is happy. But the boys have been brought together by that gem of a comedy flick Grown Ups 2 one more time (and will again 31 more times). On the agenda today: eye styes, beethoven symphonies and the huge fight scene from Adam Sandler's induspitable worst film. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:It's the last episode before Guy goes to Europe and the mood is low. Guy and Tim have watched the film at night in bed together after a couple drinks. Observations this week range from Guy's flatmate Max needing to clean a pan to Guy's flatmate Max being a snappy dresser. Also, a fun activity ensues where the boys try to identify what each movie would be like if is focused on one of the other lead characters instead of Lenny Fader. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Plauged by technical errors and conflicting time schedules the boys finally found time to watch the movie simultaneously on Skype with each other and record the podcast. Guy is coming to us live from London town on a beautiful crisp British Friday morning. Tim is depressing using his Friday night to watch Adam Sandlers paycheck sequel one more gosh darn time. Nobody is particularly happy but then, that's not the point. Is it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim are back with beers, pizza and a new lease on the movie they're putting themselves through watching 52 times. After four weeks, the lads have resorted to counting up every line of various characters and replacing the movie's soundtrack with music of their own choosing. A discussion on Apple, IBM, mushrooms, LSD, friendship, Europe and some of the film's deleted scenes are awaiting you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:In this edition of the podcast, Guy and Tim do a little role-play. Guns are discussed. The delicate subject of necrophilia is apporached and the question is finially asked: How many times do you need your characters to talk about a critical plot point to set up your ending? It's three. The answer is three times. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:It's Winter, it's Queens Birthday Weekend. The stage is set. A roaring fire. A glass of red. An apple crumble (made from scratch by Tim). The lads have set in to discuss Grown Ups 2, a recent near death experience of Guy's, the radioactivity of bananas and Tim's brand new knife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim have watched Grown Ups 2 again. They drunk- beers. They've eaten Shewsburys. They've been thinking about the film and lots about things that aren't the film. During this epsiode, they're eating Fruit Bursts and discussing the theme song from St Elmo's Fire. Great stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim are back at it again and there's no guest to hide behind, no special format to break up the monotony, just a straight, back-to-basics watch of the movie. The vibe is a little grim however Guy endevours to invent new ways to absorb the movie to increase enjoyment and the gents ponder a few future episode ideas. A discussion of A-class drugs, the nature of intellectual orientation and The Simpsons features. As per usual, Sandler is a terrible man, Becky is great and don't watch the movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description: Guy and Tim are struggling to hold on so they've brought another special guest into the fold: This week, British Comedian, multiple world record holder and Commodore of the Royal Navy, Tim FitzHigham. Also, as part of the NZ International Comedy Festival, the boys have recorded the epsiode live in front of an audience in downtown Auckland at New Zealand's only full-time comedy club, The Classic. Enjoy. Somebody should. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description: Guy and Tim have done a double hitter, back to back watches of Grown Ups 2. And they've got special guest, UK comedian James Acaster in the studio. A thorough analysis of the how the film might have come to be is investigated and Tim's mental state is rapidly deteriorating. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description: Guy and Tim are in Wellington facing technical issues and a comedy festival. But in spite of all these trials and tribulations the boys have pressed through with another viewing of comedic shit fest Grown Ups 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description: DOUBLE DIGITS BITCHES! They said it couldn't be done, but guess what? Guy and Tim have now watched Grown Ups 2 once a week for ten weeks in a row. To spice up and celebrate, the lads introduce the rules and fallout, for the GROWN UPS 2 DRINKING GAME! Enjoy their suffering. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description: It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times. The boys are at their wits' end and the light at the end of the tunnel is still an incredibly long way off. Tim and Guy attempt to temper their depression by visiting the reviews from actual film reviewers and struggle to come up with a Shining Light moment this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description: Fresh from a weekend of film making in the 48Hour film competition, Guy has convinced Tim to do the podcast sleep deprived and with a room full of friends on a Sunday night. They don't join us for the podcast, but their spirit certainly comes through this episode. With a renewed vigour and thirst for adventure, the lads' morale has never been higher. Tackled this week - a new theory: Adam Sandler only wrote half of a movie... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description: Tim and Guy are back and more miserable than ever. Having watched another 101 minutes of the god awful Grown Ups 2, the lads have also instituded a new 'no phone' rule during the movie. This has had dire consequences on morale. This week, Guy's dark reading of the ice cream scene, a new theory from Tim and the studio is falling to bits around the two of them. Join in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. Join us for our 10 year anniversary show on Feb. 10 (NZT) live and live-streaming via worstideaofalltime.com.Original Episode Description:We go further down the rabbit hole with regard to Hollywood accounting, Guy receives a phone call from his mum and Tim floats another conspiracy theory related to the film. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. Join us for our 10 year anniversary show on Feb. 10 (NZT) live and live-streaming via worstideaofalltime.com.Original Episode Description:This week, Tim and Guy attempt to drill into the accounting practices of Hollywood, animal cruelty on screen and also attempt to name five characters from the film. One thing is clear, Tim and Guy's relationship is growing strained. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. Join us for our 10 year anniversary show on Feb. 10 (NZT) live and live-streaming via worstideaofalltime.com.Original Episode Description:Guy's found a way to digest the film; Alcoholic ginger beer. Also discussed Guy's childhood, Tim's musical information nobody cares about and we dig into Sandler's rich film history. Also, Shaq features as one of our Shining Light moment. Also, hotcakes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. Join us for our 10 year anniversary show on Feb. 10 (NZT) live and live-streaming via worstideaofalltime.com.Original Episode Description:It's awards season so we discuss the 8 awards Grown Ups 2 was nominated for. We also go deep on the purpose/justification for this damn movie. Also, a new segment is introduced called Shining Light.We float an idea for episode 25 and evaluate each others mental health as we cross the 300 minute mark of watching this hot mess of a film. Also, a delicious croissant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. Join us for our 10 year anniversary show on Feb. 10 (NZT) live and live-streaming via worstideaofalltime.com.Original Episode Description: A discussion on the talented Jon Lovitz and his role in the film, the strange ballet recital scene and the best analogy for this film. Also, a revelation that this entire podcast is simply a ploy by Guy for his own gain.Soundwise, we're sounding echo-y as all hell but at least you can hear us both this week. Better next week, promise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. Join us for our 10 year anniversary show on Feb. 10 (NZT) live and live-streaming via worstideaofalltime.com.Original Episode Description:Production note: Apologies for the terrible audio quality (especially on Guy's voice) - had some technical issues but it'll be better next week.Welcome to our first attempt at watching/reviewing Grown Ups 2 (2013), the $80m comedy which garnered 7% on Rotten Tomatoes. The film features comedy greats Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock and David Spade. We will be watching the movie each week and bringing you a review each time. Pray for us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What was Jesus up to on Easter? Is Hobbs and Shaw canon? Exactly how big is The Rock’s dick? Tim and Guy may not be able to agree on the answers to these eternal questions, but both can agree that the Fast-and-Furious affiliated Hobbs and Shaw is a pretty solid flick. This Melbourne live show, originally taped while deep in the trenches of Fast 8, finds the boyz pleasantly surprised by the film at hand. Tim further explores his complicated relationship with The Rock while trying not to fall afoul of the powers that be. Guy takes issue with the way the film’s tone has changed since Fast 8 before posing a shocking theory about the Idris Elba cinematic universe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The end of a season. The end of an era. The first and only watch of The Fast and The Furious somehow marks the end of a year of watching the Fast and Furious franchise for Tim and Guy. In an episode recorded in front of a packed-out audience at the beautiful Hollywood cinema in the Avondale neighborhood of Auckland, the pair celebrate the origins of brand Toretto and the strangely absent origins of Leo and Santos. We discover that Mia is actually really good in this one and that if there’s one thing cops enjoy more than hanging out in Elizabeth Taylor’s house, it’s drinking large decaffeinated iced cappuccinos. In a send-off befitting of The Worst Idea, the audio quality is questionable, the takes are borderline and the content is not for everyone. But nonetheless, as we close out this chapter of TWIOAT and look forward to the next quarter mile of the podcast, we must kiss Vin Diesel on his big, shiny head, goodbye. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a while and the boys are brimming with news; Tim is going to be a dad, again! Guy is engaged to be married! It is amazing what you learn when you catch up with Family™. A report from CNN pours further gasoline on the Rock's intentions to run for President, emails, tweets and Instagram messages are checked, but the real pièce de résistance is a Masters Degree graduate who travelled to the Wynn Casino in Las Vegas to write their final piece on the interpretation of Fine Art through Paul Blart Mall Cop 2.Harry’s awesome Chrome extension can be found at http://tinyurl.com/twioatbatteryGet episodes early and in bee-you-tiful video form by supporting our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The beginning of the end is upon us—as the lads reflect on what ten years of repeated exposure to a limited pool of movies has done to their ability to review cinema specifically, and their brains more generally. Also, after a second screening it appears that 2 Fast 2 Furious might not quite be the apex of cinema Tim had previously thought. Paul Walker is called out for a weaker acting performance, while Guy maintains he does a fantastic job of hosting the film (whatever that means). Tim is having a love affair with the raw charisma of Tyrese Gibson, Guy is over the moon that old men are allowed to play henchmen and both discuss the magic of forgotten cartoon Freakazoid.All season 6 episodes available in bee-youtiful video form at TWIOAT.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are joined by Travis and Griffin McElroy to enjoy their first(ish) watch of 2 Fast 2 Furious. There is a heavy divide in the ranks as to whether the movie was actually good or not, but the film’s quality quickly takes a conversational backseat to the real star of the watch: a very unique torture idea that all can agree is well worth discussing. In this outing, we have no Dom Toretto, but the stars are still out to shine, including Eva Mendez, the introduction of Roman Pearce (Tyrese) and possibly Tej (unsure, the boiz haven’t seen the first movie). Paul Walker’s beautiful eyes overpower any lack of acting chops and ejection seats are cool.All season 6 episodes available in bee-youtiful video form at TWIOAT.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The way you have been thinking about time and space is limited and wrong. Reject Metric and Imperial and instead adopt the Fast and Furious System, where everything is measured in terms of quarter-miles. And if you’re having trouble figuring out the timeline of the Fast franchise, simply apply Justin Lin’s patented Ca-Lin-Duh system. Getting into the finer details of Tokyo Drift for their final watch of the Han-led outing, the boys also wonder whether Sean is so fearless because of a devil-may-care, cowboy attitude or if he quite simply does not understand what is happening around him.All season 6 episodes available in bee-youtiful video form at TWIOAT.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy, together in room and opinion, have just had a most wonderful time soaking up the sights, sounds and cinematic experience of The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. From the phenomenal racing sequences to the performances of Sung Kang (Han) and Brian Tee (DK / Takashi)—everything comes under the microscope for high praise. The same—sadly—cannot be said for Lucas Black's performance as Sean today, which is given some careful and thoughtful in-depth analysis. Tim runs us through the top five cars he would have sex with from the film, including a beautiful and vulnerable moment that sees Tim genuinely outlining how he would date one of the cars, which then just devolves into some lovely date night suggestions.All season 6 episodes available in bee-youtiful video form at TWIOAT.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The year is 2006... and also sometime between 2017 and 2021—women are objects, everyone in Japan speaks English and Tim and Guy are over the moon to have watched Tokyo Drift! A straightforward car movie that represents a welcome departure from the self serious experience of Fast Four and (as Guy seems to think) some sort of skeleton key to understanding the entire Fast and the Furious franchise. Monty is so keen he has paid for the movie twice, while Tim declares the age of video piracy is upon us once again. The boys discuss the nominal lead—Lucas Black as Sean —before diving into just how well Sung Kang (Han) did on debut, to have the entire Fast and the Furious franchise bend itself in knots to feature him in every subsequent movie.Join us for the season finale live show on Dec 15, livestreaming at TWIOAT.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for a pool party, legitimately. The weather is fine, the sun is radiant and unprotected over the nation of New Zealand. Tim's pool is conspicuously clean and so the boys begin the episode either in, or freshly out of, the pool. Guy, like a little lizard on a rock, pitches a business idea for the gentlemen with little legs and thin calves to help give them a bit more body confidence at the beach. Tim confesses to who is in charge between him and Rufus (his dog) and the results may shock you. Both boys also apply liberal amounts of sunscreen to their thighs and nowhere else. The movie Fast and Furious 4 comes under some delightful scrutiny before the boys try and figure out how in the hell Tokyo Drift is gonna link up with this, helping them realize they've mixed too many paints in the bucket and the whole franchise has gone brown.Book tickets for our live show and corresponding live-stream (coming soon) on Dec 15.Support us on Substack at twioat.substack.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another screening of Fast and Furious (aka Fast Four) and so much more to talk about! How would someone reading a newspaper after his conviction feel about Dom Toretto? In honour of this film's unguarded, unvarnished and dated dedication to Butt Women, the lads then discuss the uncanny valley of butts—including the crazy idea of a butt where the right cheek is next to the left cheek (but the left cheek is on the right). Tim is both amused and fascinated by a double flag situation in the top dog's office at the FBI, leading to discussion of the world's best flags. Meanwhile Guy is drawn towards the way both Dom Toretto (and Vin Diesel as an actor) struggle to drink a beer in a way that is sufficiently cool.Support us on Substack at twioat.substack.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim is deep in the weeds of Fast 4 plot details—a quest that Guy takes pride in Tim for being on but has not joined him on in this screening. The fellaz try to figure out where on the offensiveness scale Twit, Twerp, Dweeb, Moron, Idiot and Stupid sit, and then get to the important business of figuring out which five cars from the movie Tim would like to have sex with and how to go about courting them.Support us on Substack at twioat.substack.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fast & Furious, aka Fast Four, is a movie in which we find out Letty has died by, GET THIS, being told out loud rather than shown. In the magnificent visual medium of film (marketed as "movies" because it's moving pictures), these dickheads disrespect the female lead of this franchise so massively, it is genuinely jarring for the fellaz. Brian (Paul Walker) and Dom (Vin mother-f'ing Diesel) are forced to work together to take down a drug lord after Dom and the fam kick off this flick stealing a gosh darn oil tanker in the opening moments of this Furious chapter. As per, Tim and Guy wander into foreign conversational territory such as establishing which sport each of them would be most likely to enter the Olympics with, the phenomenon of catching someone else's dreams, and the possibility of simply walking out of your own life.Support us on Substack at twioat.substack.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are joined by Alice Snedden to wave goodbye to Fast Five! Guy has Devil Energy and Alice is spoiling for a fight. In a far reaching conversation, Alice shares some honest acting assessments before discussing which family members she'd like to see sucking each other's dicks. Tim is on the back end of a cool, fun weekend and Guy appears hell-bent on antagonizing anyone who even looks at him. The episode—as so often happens when joined by the Sned-head—is an even balance of reflections on the film and life itself.Support us on Substack at twioat.substack.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who would win a fight between Christ the Redeemer and the Statue of Liberty? Should Tim save up a bit of coin and start dressing like Han? Will Guy ever fulfill his dream of being friends with Paul Walker? A workmanlike watch and podcast as the movie once again fails to get its hooks into the boys. Their frustration is not with the franchise, not with the movie, not even with themselves. These are some lads who are modelling their work ethic on the music of Dolly Parton, working 9 to 5. And may we say; What a way to make a living!Support us on Substack at twioat.substack.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim has been hiking through Stewart Island with two of his oldest and best friends in preparation for this very screening. Guy has visited Melbourne, enjoyed himself for a few days, and downloaded Fast Five onto his phone—all to ensure he is in an optimal mental state to enjoy the film. The boys take roughly twenty-five minutes to even begin talking about Fast Five. The movie—and this remains a quality movie—is not where their heads are at. Tim admires a tree exploding in the film, Guy enjoys some cinematography. At the end of quite a pleasant and meandering conversation, the boys give an honest assessment of both the film and their performance in this episode.Support us on Substack at twioat.substack.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy is still enamoured by the movie, Tim isn't so sure, but one thing both of these boys are doing is getting their gams out for a walk around the neighbourhood. The return of the walking episode! An enjoyable day out for our heroes, but arguably a less concentrated product for our libertarian fan? Topics of discussion range from Tim offering up riddles from the Die Hard movie franchise to Guy opining whether or not it is appropriate to get a blowjob from a minion. The boys also show their fundamental decency by self-editing while walking past a few schools as the students are let out for the day and have such a good time in the sun that they wind up running late.Support us on Substack at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy wax lyrical up top about the Midas touch they have on any media organization they do business with before diving into the meat and potatoes of a brand new movie: Fast 5, aka Fast 5ive.The movie with the biggest F in show business has both of our hosts excited. The location is singular, the stakes are clear, the stunts are tactile. Does Fast Five (5ive) represent an exciting new direction in the Furi-verse where these movies are actually...fun to watch? Guy experiences either preemptive or remarkably delayed grief and nostalgia for the loss of Paul Walker, while The Rock arrives on the scene with smaller arms, less self-confidence and the absolutely insane choice to flit between saying sumbitch and son of a bitch. Will the movie always play this well? Or is this just the blush of a first watch? Only time will tell.Support us on Substack at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cue up Andrea Bocelli's Time to Say Goodbye, because this eleven-episode dalliance with old friends and enemies is coming to its inevitable conclusion. What better way to see off the gals than with a hallowed friend of the podcast, Alice Snedden! All of Carrie's friends, new and old (mostly new), pack into her old apartment to remind us who has been introduced to the series and just how insufferable they are. Alice and the lads speculate as to who they would most and least like to sit beside, and even borrow some of Carrie's party games. Alice discusses relationships, both her own and those of the boys, birthing the concept for a hot new talk show for her to host. Kim Cattrall makes her long-awaited (and very isolated) return to the series, prompting speculation as to just how much she raked in for what was likely an hour-long shoot. The only thing more stuffed than the And Just Like That finale is this episode of the pod.Intro theme: Brendan LordanOutro theme: SterlingSupport us via our Substack for access to premium content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are joined by the fantastic Fern Brady! An And Just Like That tragic whose relationship with the series goes all the way back to the non-canonical (but apparently related) series, Sex and the City. Guy is moved by Aidan's tears, Charlotte stands up for herself and Steve is running a clam and beer shack on Coney Island (from which Guy claims to have bought a beer IRL). Fern and the boys also discuss the more technical side of Che's stand up comedy and Fern shares her theory on why she has a hard time immersing herself in the stories of Nya and Lisa.Intro theme: Brendan LordanOutro theme: SterlingSupport us via our Substack for access to premium content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy is in bed with the flu, Tim is about to embark on a thirty-hour journey with a two-year-old, but one thing takes precedence over all of that—family.We hear from Kris, a Wisconsinite who has reached out both in the present day and in the past, with a speculative fan theory about Fast X (written before the release of the actual movie). We then hear from Chris Marlton, one of our TWIOAT scholars who takes us on an illuminating and oftentimes hilarious (if you'll excuse our hubris) journey through his learnings from a FIFTH LISTEN THROUGH OF THE ENTIRETY OF THE PODCAST. Tim then shares a story of new knives and the noble security person from Queenstown Airport who helped him avoid a confiscation.Support us via our Substack for access to premium content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miranda is worried about her son Brady because he is getting really good at making French fries, and the boys have reason to suspect he is rediscovering his true identity. In fact, his rediscovery of rats may even be the reason behind his romantic tryst with Lily (of Charlotte and Runkle fame), and before the end of the season, we just might see the ascendance of a new Rat Queen. Che Diaz is getting back into stand up, Herbert Wexley is showing his true colours, and while we still have time, Tim ranks the core characters in the...And Just Like That universe from most to least likeable: the results WILL NOT SHOCK YOU. We also run unnecessarily biological (yet still unlikely) analysis on a surfer dude's penis. And Tim curses (by saying Crud).Intro theme: Brendan LordanOutro theme: SterlingSupport us via our Substack for access to premium content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bizarre, tension-free episode for Carrie and Aiden as they movie into Che's apartment after a five day fuck festival at some poor hotel. Speaking of Che, Tim's happy to see them and even dreams of watching a sitcom where Che balances their stand-up aspirations with a burgeoning veterinary career. This leads to a reflection on when—while pursuing a career in the arts—is the right time to turn in and admit defeat. Anthony is making homophobic firings while fielding bread calls on a French stick, and the introduction of a sartorial delight named Elliot delights both boys.Intro theme: Brendan LordanOutro theme: SterlingSupport us via our Substack for access to premium content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are joined by friend of the podcast AND friend of the gals, Chris Parker! Not only a dedicated fan of the non-canonical Sex and the City franchise but also a man who worships at the altar of Sarah Jessica Parker’s portrayal of Carrie Bradshaw.While the show continues apace (with the reintroduction of Aidan!!!) Chris discusses his teenage years trying to sneak an episode of the show in after bedtime and his ideal day in Auckland with SJP. The boys also imagine a spin-off focusing exclusively on Anthony and the Hot Fellas bakery boys. Tim worries for the objectification of an Italian man with an enormous dick and everyone remembers a store in the Riccarton Mall called Granny Mays.Intro theme: Brendan LordanOutro theme: SterlingSupport us via our Substack for access to premium content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode of the show, the gals are inexplicably joined by a Bomb Cyclone! While in this week's episode of the podcast Tim and Guy are inexplicably joined by comedy titan, Greg Davies! Greg runs the lads through his discovery of and relationship to Sex and the City, with some surprising similarities to themselves. This conversation covers Greg's genuine disappointment at the show finding its feet, the exciting possibilities of a Che Diaz spinoff, some fascinating visual choices in how to represent a snow storm in Manhattan and why Herbert Wexley may be emerging as the season's villain. There is also a food comparison and much discussion as to how and why ‘And Just Like That…’ is like an occasionally delicious but wholly unpredictable, ever changing sandwich.Intro theme: Brendan LottOutro theme: SterlingSupport us via our Substack for access to premium content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are pulling from every piece of pop culture under the sun in this episode, a celebration of creativity but more importantly, the success of... And Just Like That as a show that has found its feet! After wading through an appraisal of Elton John as a musician (and an imagining of the sad day in which he dies), Guy spotlights the fantastic musical choices that have carried the show through the season so far. The looming failure of Che's sitcom hangs over the podcast, how do we feel about a character that Guy has been rooting against, finally brushing up against failure. Tim even flits with earnestness, as he states his case that the show is doing a good job of analysing minority representation in television. We've got penis pumps, vibrators and a congratulations for Mattress Pikelet.Intro theme: Brendan LottOutro theme: SterlingSupport us via our Substack for access to premium content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After the disappointment of a middling third episode, the boys are back and more importantly, so is the momentum of And Just Like That. Steve is back, Harry can't cum, and Miranda bails out of a threesome. Bitsy von Muffling - a character given to us in an act of great generosity by Mattress Pikelet King swans through the episode with insane energy and a storyline altering dick pic.Cameos by Candice Bergen and Gloria Steinem add an impressive gravitas and the show goes meta in its analysis of ageism.See the video episodes, bonus content and support the boiz here: twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miranda is struggling with her phone and her relationship with her son, just as Tim and Guy are struggling with their relationship to AJLT Season 2. Brady The Rat King is back on the scene and we need to discuss how his story mirrors Prince Harry’s. After all - nobody wants to f*** someone who USED to be the Rat King. Seema has a full narrative arc about her expensive bag being stolen and then returned to her.Intro theme: Brendan Lott (linktr.ee/brendanclordan)Outro theme: SterlingSupport us via our Substack for access to premium content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, that didn't last long. Tim is out of gas while Guy continues to conduct the AJLT hype train. The second episode of the season, undeniably worse than the first, balances several obscenely unrelatable problems with the fact that, racism still exists!? The show also parks all of its protagonists’ stories to introduce and excite us with the presence of Tony Danza - star of television! The show’s absurd relationship to software continues to draw the eye of Tim, while the refusal to show Che doing any more stand up draws the ire of Guy. We've got gaslighting, we've got emotional growth, we've got Carrie refusing to learn anything about herself or the world.Intro theme: Brendan Lott (linktr.ee/brendanclordan)Outro theme: Sterling Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are reunited with the And Just Like That girls and absolutely giddy with excitement. Correction: Guy is giddy with excitement. These women are getting older but that just seems to make everyone even more horny. Cunnilingus and sarcasm are on the menu and Che Diaz is back in all of their glory. What do we know about the pilot they are working on? Will we get to see it on the show? WHY MUST THE SHOW DEGRADE STAND UP COMEDY IN THIS WAY? (asks Guy) The boys also float a theory as to how Mattress Pikelet King is writing the show and spreading the work load. All told, it is truly fantastic to be back.Intro theme: Brendan Lott (linktr.ee/brendanclordan)Outro theme: SterlingSupport us via our Substack for access to premium content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[To the tune of We Are Family by Sister Sledge]We are family,Libertarian listener and me! Welcome back to Family Time to our family (comprised solely of you). It has been a while but the boys are excited to catch up with you and take the time to open the mail bag. We start with a tutorial on how to track back to the first season of the podcast, and a few memories from the real world before Emmet from Ithaca, New York joins Chris Marlton as a scholar of some repute with respect to the podcast. Having worked through multiple seasons, multiple times, hearing the experience articulated lends the idea of weightiness to this stupid f*cking enterprise. We round out with correspondence from the aforementioned Chris himself, with an important question about Rob Schneider. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The hike to Fast and the Furious (1) is long and there is mud underfoot but also hope on the horizon. Before we can even get into the meat of the movie this week, Guy has several mental tabs open that must cleared, including teenagers watching terrestrial television, the ABBA holograms and a gambling experience in Brisbane.Tim meanwhile takes a wildly inaccurate stab as to how long the boys have spent immersed in the Fast and the Furious-verse before the hard data hits him. The Batman is also campaigning for a pasta dish to win an Oscar and explains how tanks are brought into this world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys have done it right. Sat side by side, they've watched the dang movie. But have they enjoyed the movie? It’s a beautiful day outside in Auckland, New Zealand and the amount of time spent with the shadow of Furious 6 hanging over them has created a general restlessness. In what is surely an infuriating listening experience, the boys try to remember the plots of the F’s 7 through 9 to limited avail. Guy has lost money to Tim because he is shorter than The Rock, there’s a deep dive into the actor who plays Stuffy British Auctioneer and wild speculation as to what he might have been paid for his role.Support us on Substack to unlock video and bonus content: twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The first family time in a long time, aptly recorded in the family room of Tim’s house. Tom Waits and Ken Griffen join us as does a dog in a dressing gown. One listener has launched a podcast built around repeatedly listening to the legendary Prawn Salad. Another has written a song called Guy's Song, a song so powerful Tim decides he is going to reintroduce personalised ringtones starting right here and right now. We get to the bottom of the Cheesecake Factory is valet parking situation thanks to a listener in Illinois and the idea of a 12 Hour, Drug Fueled, Family time is floated, in a quest to get to the bottom of the mail bag.Support us (and watch extra content) at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are reunited after two weeks apart from each other and the Fast Franchise. Tim has been watching Fast and Furious 6 in increments, while riding a bike around Auckland. Guy has been watching it while archiving his favourite t-shirts for future use. It would be fair to say the movie is not being given the respect it deserves. The fellaz dig into American conversational technique (again???), the modern price of t-shirts, new rules for old underwear and the origins of The Rock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is time for Timbo’s Top Five vehicles he would f*ck in Furious 6. The twists and turns, the inclusions and omissions on this list will SHOCK YOU. We also take the time for a side bar into the top five mattresses FOR a car. Guy tells us a little about some legal problems he has run into after practicing as a doctor in the reception of a pediatrics' office but that doesn’t get in the way of him sharing some fantastic jokes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are on a couch, in a lounge, chatting off the back of a watch of Furious 6. In an expansive discussion about beverages (alcoholic and not), we ask the question; Who could possibly win (out of ANY ORGANISATION IN THE WORLD) against Coke Cola? Guy’s also trying to figure how why we drink alcohol. Also, why spoons are banned in Russia. Monty is shining a light on the fantastic performance given by a British man who loses his shirt and crucially the pair dig into whether Letty and Dom would still be together if she didn’t get amnesia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These two fellas are stationed at Casa Del Monty, a location where Guy feels comfortable enough to balance a tea on a couch without a coaster. On to business, and it’s another delicious helping of Furious 7. The boiz discuss the value of real life practical effects in cinema vs SFX, and Guy might have broken a M3GAN NDA. The chronology of the franchise continues to elude the pair and Han is the only buoy on this ocean of drifting timelines. Tim is good at Haunted Houses with friends and/or a bit bossy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TWIOAT's third host for Season Six, Joseph Moore joins the boiz once more because it's time for the final watch of Furious 7. The trio desperately try to figure out the timeline of the movie, Dom's exciting lovelife, Elena's gestation period and exactly HOW MANY MOVIES occur between Too Fast and Too Furious and Tokyo Drift. Turns out Joe knows a lot about the Fast Franchise but nothing about babies and Guy cannot stand how Dom holds a bottle of beer. He's really worked up about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are on their sixth course of a Furious 7 degustation and while Tim has energy, Guy is starting to feel a little bloated. Timbo is drawing parallels between Dom and Letty's marriage navigating amnesia with the 1987 Kurt Russell/Goldie Hawn rom-com Overboard. Both of the boiz consider the consequences of getting close to a celebrity (Kate Hudson for example) and overplaying your hand by physically tapping her. The episode ends with some genuine questions around the pregnancy timeline of Dominic Toretto's son (from F8) and also how much time lapses between Fast and Furious movies. On the whole, a fantastic episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy unite to discuss the value of their podcast (described as a total waste of time by Tim) vs the value of the Fast and the Furious franchise. Tim has been researching the life arc and career of Vin Diesel while Guy has somewhat landed back on planet earth after last weeks euphoric screening. The soundtrack is finally given a moment of celebration and we even share some red hot audio from the movie itself.If you're in NZ - see Guy live! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim is on the back of a big night and wholly unarmed (without audio equipment or knife). Guy is talking for the first time today, after a 5:10AM screening to start the day in Australia and YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT... Guy has had the screening of a lifetime!Breathlessly championing F7 for its stunning stunts and refreshing comedy while also realising the challenges of the stupid f*cking premise of this season of the podcast. Tim yearns for a trip to the Middle East after laying eyes on Abu Dhabi's welding district before the boys imagine the cinematic crossover of the century: F7 x SATC2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to bring in the big guns: Tim’s dad, Andrew Batt joins the fellaz on this very special episode to chat about James Bond, fighting Vin Diesel and exactly what he thinks of his son spending so much time watching such terrible films. As a lifelong Car Guy and self-confessed easy fan of any action flick, Andy brings a welcomed wide-eyed enthusiasm for the franchise to the chat, as Guy makes several attempts to coopt him as a parent for himself.See Guy LiveSee Tim Live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy conducts a Herculean campaign in not discussing the movie he just watched, starting with outlining the relief of realising he doesn't have to watch Fast 8. Tim almost dies by walking into traffic watching the movie on his phone with earphones in. The Batman also finds the perfect gift for Guy, Becky - a 2000 Sydney Olympics paralympic athetic. Then it becomes basically the Joe Rogan Experience as two white cis men get in the weeds about their stand up comedy. This episode also features a brief conversation about the film, Furious 7.Support TWIOAT on SubstackSee Guy LiveSee Tim Live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is accidentally being released out of the order in which it was recorded because Tim f***ed up (sue me!)Brought to you by The Cheesecake Factory, this watch of F8 sees Tim in his native of Auckland and Guy across the ditch in Australia. Guy can mentally only categorise this film as a collection of GIFs, rather than cinema, on this watch and is addressing one of the elephants in the room. Tim attempts to defend the flick by discussing modern Hollywood's move to make every blockbuster movie into a theme park ride for the eyes and ears, whilst having a hard time reconciling his horrible work with his beautiful family life. This highbrow discussion is railroaded by both of fellaz being absolutely fascinated by American food chain, The Cheesecake Factory, who sponsored this episode.THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY - VISIT ONE OF OVER 300 GLOBAL LOCATIONS, TODAYSee Guy LiveSee Tim LiveSupport the podcast (and see video episodes) on Substack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are joined by Irish comedian and bicycle-enthusiast, David O'Doherty. The former have ruined the latter’s day by making him watch Furious 7; a movie featuring the boy's first sighting of Paul Walker (as they watch the series in reverse order), the introduction of Kurt Russel to the franchise (when viewing in the correct order) and it also quite a lot of cars. The trio are yearning for unfettered cartoon physics and full-blown horniness to be inserted into the movie but sadly, it never cums. There is a sad revisit to the theory that all the characters of the Fast universe seem to be unkillable, and are therefore highly damaged, trapped demi-Gods unable to ever enjoy the sweet release of death. Incredible sports quotes and outrageously incorrect assertions about when Ghostbusters and Jurassic Park await your beautiful ears.Support us on SubstackFollow David on InstagramSee Guy live in Australia and New ZealandSee Tim live in Australia and New Zealand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patti Harrison has joined the chat. Specifically the final chat about F8 with Tim and Guy. As she turns her incisive mind to analysis of these two men's near-decade long quest for meaning in watching bad movies too many times, the pair crumble under the scrutiny. Tim is assuming a knife-like(!) form and Guy ever-so-briefly rediscovers the joy of talking about a movie he actually likes. Lowlights from this watch include a lack of Charlize Theron's pussy appearing on screen and highlights include some inside information about Hillary Clinton.Support us and see the full video episode at TWIOAT.substack.comSee Guy live in Australia and New ZealandSee Tim live in Australia and New ZealandFollow Patti Harrison on Instagram because she did a really cool prank on Twitter and got her account banned from the platform. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Justin McElroy joins Tim and Guy to question whether anyone involved in the making of F8 Of The Furious knows anything about how babies work. We find out Guy's greatest weakness, where Justin sits on the great Vin vs. The Rock debate and who would be the perfect villain for Fast 10. There's a lot of bread chatter, analysis of the role of Butt Women and also of Jason Statham, in this franchise.Join us on SubstackSee Guy live in Australia and New ZealandSee Tim live in Australia and New Zealand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbo and GuyGuy have been to podcast therapy/mediation to work on their connection and the results are middling. It's been a challenging watch, in trying conditions as despite both being in the same city, they are separated by a literal cyclone. Guy unearths an Architectural Digest tour of Tyrese's mansion before sharing an infamous Instagram post by The Rock that was made on the last week of filming F8. It is bombshell material. Tim speculates on the beef/working conditions of the F8 set and what insecurities collaborating with The Rock may have unearthed in Vin Diesel. A feeble attempt to lighten the mood comes in the form of a pitch for a ghastly alternative F8 involving the Red Dragons (the girls soccer team that Hobbs/The Rock coaches).PRODUCTION NOTE: Tim misgendered Ezra Miller in this episode. He apologises and regrets the error.Join us on SubstackSee Guy live in Australia and New ZealandSee Tim live in Australia and New Zealand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the fourth watch of F8 and it’s not feelin’ great. Tim and Guy ride their lazy boys into the mines once more to discover new secrets about a guy prominently in this movie who DOES NOT READ AS AN ACTOR, the history of energy drinks in Aotearoa New Zealand and answer the biggest question in all of the Fast and Furious franchise; Which Pokémon are each of the crew? Strap in, grab a 440ml Monster and enjoy.Join us on SubstackSee Guy live in Australia and New ZealandSee Tim live in Australia and New Zealand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Life-long Fast and Furious fan Joseph Moore joins the fellaz to discuss the F8 of The Furious, which he personally rates as either the worst or possibly second worst movie in the franchise. Joe delivers some red hot takes on why The Rock is bad for F&F and why he’s #TeamVin all the way. Two great ideas are floated for some new vehicles to feature in Fast X - one is a dimension and the other is a 150 year old mode of public transport.Join our Substack (for video episodes, early and ad-free eps and bonus content)See Two Hearts Live in Australia and New Zealand See Guy live in Australia and New ZealandSee Tim live in Australia and New Zealand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy wearing underpants and a hat only, is in Adelaide - The City of The Future, and fresh off a high ropes course which went incredibly badly for one young boy. A podcast fan/bona fide animal expert has a bone to pick regarding our regard for Paul Blart’s regard for the Grey-Crowned Crane in PBMC2. The boiz also discuss the future of their relationship to Fast and Furious and then consider their dream and nightmare blunt rotations from the back catalogue of movies they've watched - truly a fun exercise in Worst Idea back catalogue-remembering.See Guy live: linktr.ee/guy_montSee Tim live: linktr.ee/timbattTWIOAT links: linktr.ee/twioatpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz are joined by US-based British writer/actor/comedian Amy Hoggart and one thing is for sure; She has watched the movie! You might know Amy from Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Almost Royal or her podcast, FeMANism. We know her from watching The F8 of The Furious in three bite-sized CHUNKS and being left wanting less of what F8 has (car chases and fight scenes) and more of what it doesn’t (a plot that makes sense and characters with some depth). Amy also drops knowledge on what Aristotle what’ve brought to this film’s script AND what it would mean to her to receive a little pep talk from The Rock.See Guy live in many different cities in Australia and New Zealand: https://linktr.ee/guy_montSee Tim live in a few different cities in Australia and New Zealand: https://linktr.ee/timbatt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy is riding on a brand new movie for his ear and eyeballs - specifically The Fate of The Furious. Tim has small quibble about the length of the third act but otherwise - not bad! (Let's see how long that lasts). In this exciting Fast adventure, we're treated to Cuba tourism, Dom Toretto smiling, Dom Toretto f***ing, Dom Toretto turning his back on family and ultimately, Dom Toretto having a son. F9 is starting to make a lot more sense now. Also, The Beatles have inspired a toast rennaisance with Timbo, who will now list his Top Five F***able Vehicles in this movie.See Guy live in many different cities in Australia and New Zealand: https://linktr.ee/guy_montSee Tim live in a few different cities in Australia and New Zealand: https://linktr.ee/timbatt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you love movies? Have you ever heard of an eye of the duck scene? Fans of filmmaker David Lynch may be familiar with the idea. Lynch says that a duck’s eye is like a little jewel. It’s in the perfect place, it’s the perfect shape, and a duck just wouldn’t be a duck without it. According to Lynch, every movie has a scene that defines the whole and exploring those scenes is what Eye of the Duck is all about.Hosted by filmmakers and film enthusiasts Dom Nero and Adam Volerich, Eye of the Duck looks to movies far and wide for their most essential scenes. Remember the chest burster sequence in Alien? That sudden explosion of body horror says everything you need to know about the joltingly, scary 1979 space movie. It’s a classic Eye of the Duck, and there’s many more just like it.While you’re listening, follow Eye of the Duck on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Download the Amazon Music app today. Wondery.fm/EOTD_TWIOAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the nineth and last time the fellaz will be watching F9 and they are both delighted and joined by a special guest, Dr Abby Howells - a self-confessed longtime TWIOAT fan and fellow NZ comedian. Dr Howells discusses the etiquette of eating at the cinema and gives an academic and critial look over Vin's acting performance (spoiler: She didn't love it). It is decided that Ludacris should be treated as a title, rather than a name and Abby reveals she takes feedback INCREDIBLY seriously.Follow Abby on InstagramSee Tim live in Christchurch & Melbourne (Sydney and NZ on sale soon)Guy's upcoming live showsTWIOAT Links Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz are apart and Guy is putting on a brave face. However, truthfully, he not having a good time in this watch of F9. Instead, he is resigned to his fate of clocking in for another workday of watching F9: The Fast Saga (2021). Tim, on the other hand, has a brilliant idea for how laptops and cellphones should be marketed these days.Support us on Substack: twioat.substack.comShow links: linktr.ee/twioatpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s another beautiful day in the TWIOAT universe and we’re long overdue to take some time out to talk to the family. The fellaz hear about Tom Hooper's Christmas tree faux pas, give dating advice to a listener who has only been on one date, and then catch up on a popular TikTok about Shrek and pens. The boiz have got some of the most beautiful fan art from @DRAWINGSBYPATS on Instagram before uniting to sing the mutual praises of the great and powerful Carlo Ritchie.Guy’s upcoming showsTim’s upcoming showsArt by Tomas CottleTheme by MontaigneAll the TWIOAT links Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vinnie Bennett (F9's young Dom Toretto) joins the fellaz to swap stories about Ōtautahi Christchurch and his experience meeting Vin Diesel precisely one time only during shooting Fast & Furious 9, despite playing the younger version of the film's star and Producer. He also gets into what it's like to get on the beers with your British co-star (portraying a young John Cena) immediately before shooting a scene and lifts the lid on some appalling Hollywood practices around getting contracts signed.Video episodes available on Substack: twioat.substack.comShow links: linktr.ee/twioatpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy most definitely isn't tired. In fact, this is the most energetic he's ever been and F9 is the greatest movie ever made. In other news, the fellaz take a guess as to what kind of practical jokes Vin plays on set and Monty is dead set on seeing him have sexual relations with a car. The boiz also ponder on the Fast and Furious books exist and what Dom Torrito eats, and Tim tries to break down the Celebrity Financial Trap.twioat.substack.comArtwork by Tomas CottleTheme song by Luke Rowellworstideaofalltime.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The soft patter of rain acts as a backing track for an episode that sees Guy asking a big question; What if the entire plot of F9 was something Letty made up to try and break up with Dom Toretto? The Fellaz also try to figure out whether ghosts exist in the F&F universe and if so, could Dom take them out?Artwork by Tomas CottleTheme song by Luke Rowellworstideaofalltime.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy has had a big weekend but it is time to do what all families do, and that is to agree to disagree. One listener has torpedoed a first date by mentioning their love for the pod, another is alienating friends by trying to force feed the new season down their throats. Discussion about driving while watching Fast and the Furious is floated while the mad lads catch up on a baby who they had a hand in naming. And excitingly, a sneak preview of And Just Like That... is with us.Art by Tomas CottleTheme by MontaigneAll the TWIOAT links Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Fellaz have just watched F9 for the fourth time and they’re feeling… Not so fine. Tim wants EVs in the Fast-everse and potentially AI-self driving cars too. Guy is full of resentment and has a hankering for a little bit more Movie Magic. The Mirror Union are not to be trifled with, nor are puppeteers. Shout out to Thailand, which portrays Montequinto in this film.Artwork by Tomas CottleTheme song by Luke Rowellworstideaofalltime.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goodnight to the Friendzone, a safe haven for friends and self-congratulations. Good morning to Family Time, a new title to reflect the new season and Tim and Guy's advancing years. The lads reflect on the New Zealand summer holidays and the wedding of the season (hosted by friends of the podcast Joseph Moore and Laura Daniel).Meanwhile dedicated listener Chris Marlton has completed their fourth relisten to the podcast and sends a detailed and articulate dispatch reflecting the experience. This leads Tim and Guy to reflect on their own high points across the vast expanse of podcast they have created and Guy struggling to remember the title of a Rob Schneider special. Messages spanning a year's worth of listening also come from Cass while one plucky young author wants to know the magic number that would lead to a second method film review.Art by Tomas CottleTheme by MontaigneAll the TWIOAT links Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is available in video form for our supporters on TWIOAT.Substack.comIn this third watch of F9, we’re joined by longtime supporter of Tim and Guy (and NOT the podcast itself), Paul F. Tompkins. We continue to try to find out who’s related to whom, learn how PFT treats his live comedy audiences (not well!), and wonder how nuts the F&F Dads would go if Vin Diesel got huge breasts. Come for the special guest, stay for the five-star review from someone online who has apparently watched the flick one hundred times.Artwork by Tomas CottleTheme song by Luke Rowellworstideaofalltime.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are trying to map the family trees and plotlines of F9 in this second watch of the movie. Ludacris gets heat for phoning it in, the crew DEFINTELY shouldn't be throwing around the device like that and Helen Mirren's accent is absolutely taking this piss out of her own compatriots.Artwork by Tomas CottleTheme song by Luke Rowellworstideaofalltime.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to season six of The Worst Idea of All Time. Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt will be watching the entire Fast and Furious franchise, in reverse order, for about a year. Each movie will be watched the number of times according to where it comes in the series. First up; F9 nine times. Tim and Guy dive headfirst into the series' latest outing and try to make sense of the world around them. A world where family is everything but mothers are seemingly too unimportant to mention. A world where magnets can repel metal. A world where the film's protagonists can have so little onscreen chemistry that it's hard to figure out whether they're romantically entangled, or siblings.Artwork by Tomas CottleTheme song by Luke Rowellworstideaofalltime.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a Friendzone that was recorded a month prior to it being release - a time capsule of sorts. It's Wind Time with Tim and Guy; time to figure out Tim's height! Perth wants to know about New Zealand's feelings on John Cleese and Rob Schneider, and what Perth wants, Perth gets. Plus a whole lotta Rufus the Dog and a business contract for the fellaz.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patricia, Ben and Joe have been selected by you: The sole, libertarian listener of TWIOAT to go head-to-head-to-head; Facing off in five rounds of intellect, creativity and righteousness to be crowned the champion of Killionaire TV. There can be only one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We enter on the boiz discussing Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer's iconic BBC panel show Shooting Stars, a program that introduced the world to Matt Lucas and Mark Lamarr. While trying to keep their heads above water, Tim and Guy are informed of the exciting future of Mattress Pikelet King's 'And Just Like That' series and the fact that Paul Blart Mall Cop 2's Neil McDonough is on TikTok now. The pair (Tim and Guy, not Neil and TikTok) have been working on spelling and porn respectively and gently guide any interested parties to a live show in Auckland to celebrate the success of the Did Titanic Sink? TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A video version of this episode is available at twioat.substack.comVOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/7UMhQ3ctVpNkkwgS6Our final heat has Ben v Julian v Jo v Samantha. The invention of a human centrillionaire is floated, a reality TV game show with a trap door is commissioned, a space podcast empire is proposed and an underwater treasure hunt is mooted. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A video version of this episode is available at twioat.substack.comVOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/3ZJjwttTRsigmvDm6We've got Harley v Patricia v Stephanie v Joshua v Ollie in a bumper five-way battle for supremacy. Weed editables are back on the menu, steampunk diving suits are back in fashion, fairgound dunk tanks have a utility once more, Musk is back in the MCU and Lance Armstrong is finally relevant again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A video version of this episode is available at twioat.substack.comVOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/zUZkwGtmSmwu2LAfAIt's Joe v Dylan v Shortney v Matt in this first heat of the Killionaire TV Winners Circle. The Amazon rain forest needs to be privatized, a French accent needs to be attempted, a gold pyramid needs to be built and we gotta get this Spiderman musical off the ground.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are resplendent in friendly relaxation after celebrating a birthday (Guy's) and a wedding (neither of theirs). They discuss the metaverse, the correct use of mens underpants and life milestones. In the mailbag, we've got a long letter from Tim C in Melbourne reflecting on their journey into parenting alongside the podcast before delving into a speculative, detailed and surprisingly humane Killionaire strategy for dealing with one Jeff Bezos. A book recommendation from a comedian named Dave Gorman trying to travel America without using a single chain franchise and in big relevant TWIOAT News: Rob Schneider is back with an old movie and a new movie! You should watch Finding Yeezus right now and if you're in Auckland, Melbourne or Sydney, go see Guy doing live stand up shows.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Broox - a milk guzzler with a billionaire Hydra idea that involves super glue, de facto relationship law (or lack thereof) in the state of California and... Love? Mehdi - a man who will let the pronunciation of his name slide bringing an interdimensional ploy involving the infamous Skinwalker Ranch. And Samantha - a tech-cursed competitor who wants Bezos and Musk to get in some subs and hunt for treasure (and die). This is final competitor episode of Killionaire TV so enjoy these brilliant plans and may God protect our billionaires, long enough to see them become trillionaires and NOT A SECOND LONGER.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim’s been isolating due to a rare virus called Covid-19 and Guy has been doing whatever it is that Guy does. Armed with beer and alcoholic kombucha, the fellaz posit a realistic advertising campaign for boozers before delving into New Zealand's rich history of super intense ads that show people getting frickin wasted. The mailbag has correspondence from listeners in Toronto telling us about milk stout and American listeners who are spending time with Carrie Bradshaw. The vibe is good, despite Guy being a Zuck Cuck. Shout out to Happy Hour Kombucha and this playlist Tim made for them.Check out Did Titanic Sink wherever you listen to your podcasts: https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/afternoons/audio/2018856707/did-the-titanic-sink-new-rnz-podcast-seriesTWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy is choosing an exciting animal scale and this episode's Killionaires are picking exciting new ways to enrich and then off some of the wealthy humans on the planet. Bradney's combined the time-honoured elements of raffle tickets, space travel and David Hasselhoff. For her part, Jo has finally recognised Guy and Tim as the pioneers they are and wants to use that to draw Bezos into an intergalactic trap. Who will win? We know, but you don't so listen to join us in our knowledge camp.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Julian is a competitor who has been lubricating the ole brain box and is currently hosting a dinner party while he pitches a new TV show. Meanwhile, Ryan is very sober (even more so comparatively) and wants Guy to start a consultancy in Las Vegas that's got bit to do with jet propulsion and a little to do with dick-shaped objects and a lot to do with Werner Herzog. But there's a twist and you're going to need to check out the full episode to find out what!Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the first half of the first episode of a new podcast Tim's on called Socrates Walks Into A Bar. If you like it, subscribe here:Linktree: https://linktr.ee/socrateswalksintoabarApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/socrates-walks-into-a-bar/id1634139693Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7gdfgIntzQbzPRLTVuGPE9?si=d2b4b199b96a4bd4Website: https://www.rova.nz/home/podcasts/socrates-walks-into-a-bar.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS (or perhaps two) since Tim and Guy have seen each other and in the great words of Peaches & Herb, They are reunited and it feels so good! Tim has been working on a podcast with Carlo, Guy has been working on a TV show with Guy. Our one libertarian listener assumes various different identities to worry about our health, discuss performing in a strip show and brag about England cricket. We also get a special cameo from the great Ken Griffen who gives out a curry recommendation for anyone in New York. We love you!TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dana and Ben are two competitors who are operating on a very similar frequency and it’s a very fun one. Speaking of frequencies, we got some great voices on this episode to boot. Corporate personhood, weaponising helicopters, a human centipede situation and the disillusion of marriage are all coming together to form a perfect storm of trillionaire murder plots in this very exciting episode of Killionaire TV.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our most recent, exciting episode of Killionaire TV - we’re looking at a plot involving none other than 2000’s sporting icon Lance ‘Livestrong’ Armstrong. It involves a pretty nifty plan matching his biking antics delivered by a man who reflexively defensive about the details. Meanwhile, Rose presents a compelling plan of mentorship, lotteries and… a hammer, I guess? Who will win? Who farted? Only one way to find out!Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim has Hand, Foot and Mouth disease and Guy wants to know all about it! The boiz are also booking front row tickets to attend a particular musical at 2pm during the school holidays so they can have the time of their lives. People in Glasgow have just seen incredible NZ band The Beths (on the lads’ recommendation) and one listener in New Jersey wants to know the origins of Rob Schneider's Netflix title, Asian Momma, Mexican Kids. Tim and Guy also guess where Delaware is and invent a new game, Political Belly Buttons.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paperclips, AI and a birthday boy: Truly this episode has all those three things. We've got a brilliant plan involving a digital super intelligence dedicated to creating, marketing and producing ever-improving paperclips from Will. Joshua is celebrating another successful trip around the sun and wants to take a leaf out of Marvel's book to make a real life Ironman.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.The video version of this episode is available at TWIOAT.substack.comTWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are at a café, either representing the working-parenting class or the bourgeoisie. Tim has returned from a Lads Trip to an abandoned school with stories to tell about the consequences of eating seven pieces of KFC in quick succession. Guy has returned home from Melbourne, where he filmed an hour long stand up show SO FUNNY it caused one anonymous audience member to briefly loose bodily control. This zone’s correspondence includes some end-of-2021 mail regarding a bodega from And Just Like That, an hypothetical cameo on the same show and more! Remember to rate and review WTF with Marc Maron to help out his fledgling podcast.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back! The Frosty Fellaz are joined by Jamie who hails from "by London" and has a dating app that will target Jeff Bezos and hit him where it hurts. Stephanie beams in from the equally non-specific "outside Boston" with a diabolical scam (and props) built around the old timey appeal of a charity fair dunk tank. Yes again but this one is different!Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

OOPSY - Timbo has not done his TWIOAT homework and thus, very late on the next episode of Killionaire coming out (sorry everyone!) Meanwhile Guy is missing his podcast partner and Tim is feeling kinda ok with 5 hours sleep a night. One generous listener donates the funniest sum imaginable with the hopes the boys will spend time with Morbius and writer Chris responds to the boys' reminisces about hangovers with a grotesque granular recounting of his own toughest mornings (with a twist). Someone subscribes to the Substack because Guy was rude to them in a dream and by the end of the podcast Guy is truly high as a kite.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the arena for this sixth episode of Killionaire TV, Patricia and Jacob battle to see how can we can glow up the bank account of and then end the run of, Zuckerberg and Bezos, respectively. Today's schemes truly have it all: Casinos, octopuses, big windows and bigger stinks. We've got a couple of real pros on set today from hemispheres as diverse as the northern and southern ones.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood. After a coffee in the morning, Tim and Guy reunite for a catch up in the friendzone ON THE BOOKS. Hungover movies, hungover television and hangovers in general, including a truly repulsive stroll down memory lane with a twenty-year-old Flash are the menu. Catholic mothers-in-law are upset by our boner content while four year old children are singing our theme song. But the big ticket item: Guy is filming a comedy special for Paramount+!If you live in Melbourne, you are required to attend at The Malthouse on Monday June 20! Get a free ticket at guymontgomery.co.nzTWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We take a brief departure this week from our regularly scheduled programming of plotter v plotter in the Killionaire TV series to bring you an up-to-the-minute update on how the world's top billionaires (according to Forbes) are stacking up. A certain German, gold-spinning imp is on the up-and-up and SOME people, at SOME time counted a billion as a million million. Crucially though - we need to discuss the current goings on of a Jeff, a Bill, some Larrys and of course, an Elon to find out what everyone is up to on 31 May 2022.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy have written another podcast episode ready for release. Joined by a verbose and scornful Remy (who has inherited his father's excellent mic technique and propensity to mock Guy), the lads discuss etiquette when relaying that you've listened to an audiobook and in listener correspondence, discover the name of their libertarian listener (it's amazing). We're also given a possible origin story for Coffee Guy, the History of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody and explore whether or not Mattress Pikelet King made And Just Like That... just to win them over. IMPORTANTLY One Off Fest is on Saturday May 28. Watch it live in Auckland or livestream it from anywhere in the world. ONE-OFF FEST TICKETS (live and livestreaming)TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SYDNEY TICKETSTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this thrilling episode of Killionare TV, we have Harley who is leading the charge on Operation DRUG BUTT - a strategy featuring an incredible product named 'Thicc Biscc' and a twist - A HUGE TWIST! Meanwhile Crum has donned his network executive tuxedo to pitch one of the most power television ideas anyone has ever heard. They'll be a lot of dancing, they'll be a lot of meowing. They'll be a Tally-thon Telethon ft. a CEO who hails from Albuquerque, New Mexico.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A battle between Old School Simplicity and High-end, High-production Value Showbusiness Showmanship. Cameron wants to see Jeff Bezos sitting on top of a good old fashioned dunk tank filled with sulfuric acid. Matt has conceived of a brand new idea - a Spiderman musical! Who will prevail? Certainly not our billionaires, that’s for sure.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Killionaire TV: Episode Three, with two contestants and one goal: End the life of a trillionaire. Our contestants today are Mack from the UK who’s political ambitions are matched only by his lack of preparation for his pitch. In stark contrast, we have Shortney, an American who brings a meticulously planned plot involving a lot of math, a gold pyramid tomb and a plucky entrepreneur named Mark Elliot Zuckerberg.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is the 150th Friendzone and this is the best podcast the boiz have ever released. To celebrate Tim has contracted the world famous novel coronavirus, Covid-19 and put Remy down to sleep for 30 blissful minutes. With his new-found personal insight into the virus, Batman is remorseful for making The Flash watch Sex and the City 2 twice while ill. Large digressions about the Christchurch magic scene of the 1990 are in this episode and a petty listener takes vengeance on for the fellaz saying he doesn't use enough commas. What is garlic? That’s the reason question. TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SYDNEY TICKETSTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / ONE-OFF FEST TICKETS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode Two is upon us and it is a hotly contested doozy! New Zealand's own Dylan joins us with a thick kiwi accent to propose using the power of boats, French accents and the power of love to bring Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk to a tragic ending. Meanwhile Brad is on the line from the Lone Star State with a Disney’s Cars book full of graphs and big dreams of helping the CEO of Amazon monopolise US production using the farms of the mid-West.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy - the Frosty Fellas - are back and they are dicking around in a big way. It’s all leg pissing proverbs and mom-and-pop discourse before diving into some gorgeous correspondence as written by you, our loyal, and sole, libertarian listener. We've got people riding bikes in West Australia, walking dogs in Scotland and one plucky writer is even lobbing suggesting for new nickname to represent the lads new-found standing as family men. Join our Substack. Watch Guy in Sydney. We're going bowling!Thanks to the cowboys at The Cryptonaturalist podcast for the bitchin’ intro.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the first episode of Killionaire TV. An exciting new fundraising and elimination project created by the people, for the people, in the interest of making the very same people, as wealthy as each other. There is a visual component of this presentation IF YOU WANT IT on our Substack.In our first episode Lexi joins us from Ireland to pitch us about an artificial intelligence torture chamber with Mark Zuckerberg’s name all over it. We then hear from Joe in Nottingham, who proposes assuming commercial ownership of the Amazon rainforest and harvesting the power of the monkeys contained therein, to show Jeff Bezos the time of his life.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a Deciders' Club episode, typically only available for supporters on Substack but we wanted to share it with everyone because this time we had to watched We Are Your Friends again. And then again.Well, you glorious assholes, you won. You decided that as penance for being tardy on Deciders’ Clubs episode, we should have to watch WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS twice, back to back. And you were right to do so. We did it but we were not happy about it. Lowlights included hearing the devastating line “Do you spin here regularly?” again (and then again) and Tim has (surprise surprise) come up with a slightly theory about what’s ACTUALLY going on in the movie. Guy continues his plight in insisting that we will never know for sure if the Crying DJ and Emily Ratajkowski ever had sex.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter /Instagram /Facebook /Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim's got roast chook in the oven, Guy is in Melbourne tucked up in bed while he waits for nightfall. Sharing what remains of the Patreon mailbag, the frosty fellaz catch up with friends around the world, including (as always) PhD students drawing flattering comparisons between their endeavours and the boiz'. More strolls down memory lane as people recount the plummeting lows Guy has been through, which listeners nearly always represent their high points for the pod. If you are in Melbourne, Guy is doing his show until April 24 as part of the comedy festival. If you are in Auckland, Tim is eating a slightly overcooked roast chicken right now.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To celebrate the Melbourne International Comedy Festival two of the worst podcast ideas of all time; Plumbing the Death Star and The Worst Idea of All Time have come together for a very special cross over episode where we delve deep into the rich universe of Grown Ups 2. So sit back, close your eyes and listen to 5 grown men dissect one of the many Adam Sandler’s cinematic masterpieces. And don’t forget to subscribe to Plumbing the Death Star. Also you’re probably better off if you unsubscribe to us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the nursery, where two young bucks in their mid-30s are trying to guess how old they'll live to. A baby is well and truly ON BOARD for the episode and so is a plethora of great messages from you - the sole and libertarian listener. The fellaz go through the list of some of the top Larry's and hear from a couple travelling through Costa Rica. Mostly crucially though, we have a beautiful invitation to join a southern man for some supper in a forest. Check out The Cryptonaturalist which Guy recently featured on.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was not enough for the fellaz to watch the entirety of the Sex and The City reboot: And Just Like That... Tim and Guy must go deeper. They've now watched the Making Of featuring Mattress Pikelet King, Sarah Jessica Parker's dumb f***ing hats and NO KIM CATTRALL. Monty doesn't know who the show is for, Timbo (who famously called WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS the Citizen Kane of our time) believes there's something for everyone in this unnecessary trip behind the camera. One thing is for sure though: It's very hard to replace Samantha Jones.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / PatreonGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Frosty Fellaz are in a baby's room and would like to talk to you about Tim's dog Rufus who is struggling with the stairs. Speaking of Tim, he has mistaken a different tall white man for Guy Montgomery. We've got correspondence regarding George Lazenby, Killionaire, the Aunty Donna Podcast and intimate details of your life.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / Patreon GUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website TIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a highlights package of an almost 5 hour ordeal Guy Montgomery went through after losing a game on stage with Tim, when the pair were determining who was the Best Worst Host of All Time. Please enjoy responsibly. Full video (if you want that for some f*cked up reason) is here.End theme song by Montaigne.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / PatreonGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is simply a matter of fact that the letter N has some dark negative energy and this isn't talked about nearly enough. Luckily, the Frosty Fellaz are here to shed light on this and other Hot Topics like windows, books and what 90F actually means (in Celsius). Our friends have sent us art in the form of this frosty image and this beautiful folk album. We've got some other lovely listener letters and a big announcement about a livestream happening from Guy this Friday that you won't want to miss!TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / PatreonGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is one part of an 18 HOUR(!!!) podcast episode from AJ and Richard's podcast, Cult Popture. In 2020, they watched 37 Barbie movies and reviewed them all with special guests, including THE FROSTY FELLAZ and that's what you're going to hear today. Bone apple tea.Cult Popture on Acast / Website / iTunes / Facebook / Instagram / PatreonTWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / Patreon GUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website TIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join this special Director's Commentary with SIR Andrew Lloyd Webber and visionary director Tom Hooper. There is simply so much to unpack from this cultural juggernaut bringing together to twin infallible (and ineffable?) worlds of confusing musicals and CGI-heavy film-making. Hold on to your Jellicle butts because we're going up, up, up to the Heaviside Layer. Together.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / PatreonGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy 8th birthday to The Worst Idea of All Time. Guy and Tim are talking favourite vegetables, the incredible ratio of listeners with PhDs (again) and whether New Zealanders are the capybaras of nationalities. The show has also doubled its libertarian listenership and the fellaz try to figure out what countries fall under the "Down Under" umbrella?TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / Patreon GUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website TIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And Just Like That the fellaz have completed their journey with this Sex and The City reboot - what an adventure. Joined by Australian comedian Becky Lucas, Guy and Tim desperately try to communicate the plot of this episode and get derailed every time, while Becky elevates the discussion by sharing a current haunting she and her boyfriend are experiencing. Today's guest also shares her love of the original TV show, and crippling disappointment with this series, Guy tries to dissect what rankles him about Che Diaz one last time, and Tim believes he knows what the plan is for the next stage of the expanded-Sex And The City Universe.Follow Becky on Instagram / See her in Melbourne and SydneyTWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / Patreon GUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website TIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An 'organic' Friendzone in which the lads discuss What Words Want and which sound in the English language they'd love to land on after a fall from on high. We've got friends from Switzerland, West Australia and everywhere in between, featuring delightful stories, like when Bezos propaganda runs at Amazon HQ and what Tim thinks of your ordinary, run of the mill, garden variety reviewers.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)SEE GUY: (guymontgomery.co.nz)SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's official; the fellaz are on board with the show. Charlotte and Lily are going on an exciting side-mission involving tampon application, we finally see the extent to which Steve's heart is broken (it is very broken) and Mattress Pikelet is back in the writers room playing with forces beyond his skills. Further evidence Seema is Carrie's imaginary friend and now SHE HAS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND TOO!JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)SEE GUY: (guymontgomery.co.nz) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imagine this, it is a sunny Sunday morning and Tim and Guy are on the couch at Guy's place. Now stop imagining it because it is happening. They've had a coffee, Tim has picked up a Time magazine full of the best inventions of 2021 and the lads are assessing their value. We've got cats surviving asthma attacks, a prompt to discuss our favourite Worst Idea theme songs, not one but TWO reminders to do a Cats DirCom and an incredibly lengthy and insightful message from a listener who has just traversed TWIOAT discography for a third time.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) SEE GUY: (guymontgomery.co.nz) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim is coming around to the show while Guy is becoming more and more irate at the things people are laughing at inside of the And Just Like That universe. After the show realises it's had a total lack of hogs thus far, it's playing catch up and so we have two penises to discuss this episode. Also, a relationship going from strength to strength (in the form of Charlotte and Runkle) while Miranda decides to blow everything up with scant regard for the feelings of our hero, Steve. Carrie is no longer mourning Big or texting Samantha - frankly, a triumph. Will the boiz miss the gals once they are gone? Only time will tell!JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)SUPPORT US ON PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are exchanging compliments and working on how to receive them. It is a sincere start to an incredible, time jumping Friendzone that covers everything from the best value for money fast food, to an Italian person going for a run because of Guy's enthusiasm, and then blaming him for feeling poorly afterwards. People in Australia want to know whether or not we now give permission to watch Sex and The City, a Canadian is giving us money because we podcasted in a storm. Also there is still time to submit to be a part of Killionaire TV at worstideaofalltime.com/killionaire  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are joined by the great Chris Parker - a man who has been sincerely watching and loving the series! Luxuriating in Chris' enthusiasm, the lads talk about the joy of meeting the show on its own level. This time, widow Carrie is vomiting (perhaps...? Definitely getting vomited ON) on a first date. Charlotte and Runkle argue over a game of tennis which leads Chris and Tim to argue over their argument. We need #JusticeForSteve who has now been reduced to Mr Magoo status. Guy find Che confronting and infuriating. Most importantly, the trio speculate as to what storylines will be resolved and which will be left alone between now and the season end.Chris' InstagramChris' upcoming shows in NZ/AusKillionaire Entry formTWIOAT's Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: We're launching Killionaire TV so submit your entry if you'd like to participant at worstideaofalltime.com Aspiring Tall Comedian Tim and Confirmed Tall Man Guy Montgomery (aka Mr and Mr Worldwide) have been back on the stand up comedy tools and want to go bowling. Ten pin? Lawn? No time for that because Mort has sent music that we cannot hear, an American has sent $40 of their dollars and a listener has bestowed the fellaz with PhDs.Website: worstideaofalltime.comTwitter: twitter.com/twioatpodPatreon: patreon.com/TWIOAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are joined by the wickedly talented Olivia Deeble (Home & Away, Secret Society of Second-Born Royals, More Than This). Olivia has been watching the series and asks the very valid question... What exactly is the timeline of this show!? Does each character live on their own? Carrie has an insane relationship to property, Miranda is struggling with her sexual identity (and her best friends), Charlotte is making some sort of an effort with her children, Samantha continues to be dragged into this project. Steve is MIA and this is frankly, unacceptable. Also in this XXL episode, the physics of ice in whiskey and Guy's Hand-up System get intense scrutiny. The trio ultimately decide acting in AJLT is Overall Good, the directing is Overall Inconsistent and every out-of-work Broadway actor is, Overall In This Show (INCLUDING JONATHAN GROFF). SPOILER ALERT - Tim discusses the Matrix in this episode.OLIVIA DEEBLE: Insta (@OliviaDeeble)MUSIC CREDIT: Intro - People Need Goals / Outro - ampersandschwa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim is sweating profusely and slagging off the latest episode (Tragically Hip), while Guy is drinking Mattress Pikelet's Kool-Aid. It's 2022 now and while some things don't change (the challenges of conversing via the internet), so do (our three millionaire heroes' problems). Carrie has an undiagnosed congenital hip condition from childhood caused by lack of storylines, Charlotte is experimenting with emotional range and empathy for her children, Miranda gets on the piss and is fingered in a kitchen.MUSIC CREDIT: Intro - People Need Goals / Outro - ampersandschwa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So THIS is Christmas. Guy and Timbo have taken a break from their Yuletide family festivities to watch the gals and report back to you, our sole Libertarian listener. This episode doesn't just feature one King (Brady - obviously) but the Return of A King. A man who enjoys hot streaming java more than Carrie loves shoes and guess what: Our Guy has really come up in the world.The third king, Mattress Pikelet, continues to wrestle with social issues he's barely keeping on top of. Racial complexities, mourning, addiction. Why not throw them all in this 36 minute pot? Runkle rocks, cigs are back and Kim Cattrall's vindication is ultimate.MUSIC CREDIT: Intro - People Need Goals / Outro - ampersandschwa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The great Maureen Johnson (celebrated Young Adult novelist) joins the fellaz after they forced her to watch the first three episodes of this thing. As a woman writer who moved to NYC when the show began, Maureen has a complex (hateful?) relationship with Sex and the City, and Mattress Piklet King appears to be targeting her in this new series. Guy is away from home navigating bad internet by using the classroom system of raising his hand when he has something to say and Tim is quite simple over Carrie's entire personality.MUSIC CREDIT: Intro - People Need Goals / Outro - ampersandschwa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Editorial Note: These episodes were recorded a week ago so, any (poorly timed) comments about Mr Big should be noted within this context.The Frosty Fellaz have gone back for seconds (aka watched the second episode in a row of AJLT) and Tim is coming around to the series. The stories of these gorgeous women in this thriving city begin to unravel and everyone has their own baggage. Mr Big is connected to cryptocurrency and worse. Brady has turned his attention turtles (perhaps of the Teenage Mutant variety?) Miranda has a drinking problem. Carrie has memory issues. Charlotte is struggling with aspects of parenting. THE BOIZ' CHALLENGE IS WATCHING THIS SERIES.MUSIC CREDIT: Intro - People Need Goals / Outro - ampersandschwa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy has enjoyed himself and Tim is furious (and fairly hammered); Welcome to an exciting new era in New York City and also in podcasting. The mad lads commence a watch along podcast following And Just Like That... checking in with the heroes and villains of the Sex and The City universe. How will the show address the absence of Samantha? What has become of our noble young stead, Brady? HAVE ANY OF THESE WOMEN DEVELOPED ONE SCINTILLA OF SELF AWARENESS. Surely they wouldn't dream of killing a person in the show to develop some emotional stakes... would they?MUSIC CREDIT: Intro - People Need Goals / Outro - ampersandschwa Resources for survivors of sexual violence. Please reach out and talk to someone.USA Victim Connect Resource Centre: https://victimconnect.org/resources/national-hotlines/ Australian Respect Network: https://www.respect.gov.au/services/ UK Rapecrisis: https://rapecrisis.org.uk/get-help/want-to-talk/ NZ localised support groups for survivors: https://sexualabuse.org.nz/resources/find-sexual-assault-support-near-you/ Canadian Sexual Assault Centres, Crisis Lines, and Support Services: https://endingviolencecanada.org/sexual-assault-centres-crisis-lines-and-support-services/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You better believe that Timbo and Guyguy are watching And Just Like That - the new Sex and The City season on HBO. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Woops, forgot to upload this Friendzone so it's a little late AND a little out of order, ah well! Let's go back in time to when Tim and Guy were in the nervous nineties of Auckland's lockdown. While the malaise has set in, Guy is treating this as an opportunity to reach for the stars and hopes that the city can spend 100 days in their houses to bring up a new high score (spoiler: They did). Tim regales Guy with his most recent experience donating blood where everything did not quite go to plan. This in turn prompts Guy to recall his own similar (albeit very different) experience and the possibility of a new nickname for the fellas.From our friends, we learn, love and grow. We travel even further back in time to the land of We Are Your Friends, where nicknames and fan theories abound. And the lads talk about what might be next on the Worst Idea stream and let's just say, it's for a good cause! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREAfter jogging slightly more than 1,000km, Guy is at Nursultan Nazarbayev International Airport under the watchful eye of a travel agent. He has four days until his flight so might go and visit the sights and sounds of the Kazakh capital. Meanwhile in NZ, Tim is back on the airwaves and broadcasting his hit music radio show in between converting gulags into schools and kitchens into pools. Prime Minister Jenny Shipley has been reinstated and she keeps building prisons but at least there are no more chemtrails and Tim enthusiastically describes his living situation in NZ as "unsafe". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREGuy has broken out of prison thanks to inspiration from a book-turned-movie-turned book again. He's got a pocket full of Novichok and an eye full of optimism as he calls Tim from a payphone in Siberia. Tim fills Monty and his rag in on the goings on in New Zealand, a country recently taken over by department store magnate Sir Stephen Tindall but more recently overthrown and KILLED (I mean jailed) by a militia. Guy will now walk the 1005km to Nur-Sultan, Kazakhstan to fly home on a flight booked by Tim. Hopefully. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREIn a terrible turn of fortune, Guy's been caught by the Ruskis and is in jail due to being double-crossed by Galina. It's not all bad though because Monty has access to a Huge Book Room and is making friends, including Vlad - the guy who seems to be in charge. His cellmates, aka The Cabbage Patch Boys include Gordon, Oscar and Joseph. Meanwhile in NZ - Tim has been kicking back and enjoying the pleasant gas being dispersed by aeroplanes at the hand of multi-millionaire and department store magnate Sir Stephen Tindall. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREGuy is in Russia, eating a lot of traditional Russian soups (from Solynaka to Okroshka)! He is well liked for his work on Fail Army and has been taken in by a matronly woman named Galina who is teaching him how to make a variety of soups and showing him the sights and sounds of Moscow. He's also now the proud owner of fifteen kilograms of Uranium and an ounce of Novichok, although he is not allowed to leave the country with it. Tim has been coding to develop an alternative to Amazon and is worried Guy has lost sight of what the boys are working towards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRETim and Guy need to clarify their plans and it looks like it’s going to require Novichok and Tim volunteering his body for poison testing. Jeff gets roasted in a very big way and also, the guy loves pancakes. A direct line of vulnerability is forming though breakfast, a butler, the US Constitution and Russia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREWe're afraid that Jeff may find a loop hole to avoid Trillionaire status and be laying 5G. Meanwhile, our man should probably be looking out for a guillotine outside his house OR Tim should get in the guillotine business. Molten Gold or poison cake might be going down Jeff's gullet; Either way, the path is clear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREThese gosh darn billionaires need to get on Cameo! Guy wants to become a DIYPI and feed bananas to Bezos. Tim's keen to get involved in the stock market after almost learning what a Put is from r/WallStreetBets. The boiz get a little offtrack and devolve into cast catching Cruel Intentions.Theme Song by diyfilmcomposer.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREIt looks like Jeff Bezos is still our potential targeted trillionaire and Guy has not done well at the casino. Things are changing in Silicone Valley and Tim has started cooking up a plan just in case #ItAintGonnaBeJeff. Guy floats the idea of a cross advertising idea using Facebook's platform for advertising on Google and vis versa to generate funds for... Bezos? There's blimps, kids, merch, trap doors and more. A pretty complex plan in here so grab your pen and paper and take notes.Theme Song by diyfilmcomposer.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREA plot to trap our man under a biiiig basket! The boys are shocked at the amount of money Jeff Bezos seems to be making from his sausage sizzle at Bunnings and there's a debate on the concept of tax. Sound advice from Guy to avoid local bookstores at all costs and Tim floats gambling as the sure fire shortcut to get Jeff to a cool billion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREKillionaire is a podcast series tracking Tim and Guy's journey to kill a trillionaire. But first - the pair must make the world's first trillionaire. To aid their plight, Early Edition and it's day-early newspaper pops it's head up and Timbo craves a lil bit of Jennyanydots. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The season is done. Guy and Tim have slayed the Emmanuelle season of The Worst Idea of All Time and now is the perfect opportunity to get together at Timbly's house (outside and appropriately spaced out for lockdown), crush a couple beers and get updated on both their lives and messages from YOU, THE FRIENDS. Batt Jnr is a healthy 6.1kg (13.4lbs) and Guy is getting told off by his step-daughter Olive as she steps into the role of teacher at his house. The boiz have sadly given Ryan PTSD. Sarah the-writer-with-the-secret-last-name is up to season three (aka the Final Season) of the pod and has tied the franchises together even further than her last correspondence. And Chris has been given the middle name Arthur.DEATHBLART 2021 IS OUT NOW (McElroy.family) and the merch is hereGUY'S SPECIAL ON BANDCAMPDEATHBLART: (tilldeathdousblart.com)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz are not only in the Friendzone but also, locked down in their homes. Guy is pretty unhappy about this. Tim is also unhappy but simply because he cannot find fireworks to buy and explode. The boiz are introduced to a muppet porno, the brilliantly titled Let My Puppets Come and friend, Euan, is responsible for a two hour audio play about Sonic the Hedgehog, featuring cameos from your beloved Timbo and GuyGuy. Also - outrage from America that the pair have never mentioned that Christchurch/NZ has a WIZARD.GUY'S SPECIAL ON BANDCAMPDEATHBLART: (tilldeathdousblart.com)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All dressed up and nowhere to go, Tim and Guy have prepared and braced themselves to record their annual episode of Till Death Do Us Blart (aka Death Blart), only for the McElroy brothers to not show up. That leaves Tim in a beautiful suit and Guy dressed head to toe in hemp, with nothing to do but shoot the shit and check in on their friends. The boys discuss the future direction of the podcast post-Emmanuelle and many wish Tim hearty congratulations on his beautiful baby Remy, with some even going so far as to ask him to stop podcasting for a year (not happening!) George Lazenby is writing letters to the editor and fellaz discover that many months ago a woman named Hillary donated $100 accompanied by a delightfully inspiring note.DEATHBLART: (tilldeathdousblart.com)SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mouth ulcers are looking for exciting new real estate opportunities and teeth don't make any sense! The boiz are invited to enjoy Netflix's The GOOP Lab(oratory) and/or conduct a miniseries of podcasts from a bathtub. We also hear from a new father who is infecting his baby son's brain with Tim and Guy. Plus - a room that can speak Chinese (not a language btw) when the occupant cannot. It is a mess.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Friendzone, we've got a long, late night audio message from Oslo, Norway asking the boiz whether or not they think a listener needs professional help to get them through their sleepless nights and constant ruminations on Worst films. Alumni from the iconic LMU write in to thank Tim and Guy for filling the sociable, stoned void left from a world in lockdown and a parent/fellow Norm fan talks exclusively to Guy about the comedic legacy of Mr Macdonald.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A comedy of errors have preceded this Friendzone but the headline news is Tim is a dad now! Tim and Guy commemorate two legends of stage and screen, Willie Garson (RIP) best known for playing Stanford Blatch in Sex and the City 2 (and its associated television universe) and the great Norm Macdonald. To commemorate his death, Guy has introduced Norm to his best friend's dad who now exclusively messages Guy about how great Norm is. A brief history of Mattress Pikelet King and Sex and the City unfolds and the boiz find out he's not the man they thought he was!SUPPORT THE BOIZ: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: (twitter.com/TWIOATPod)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy discuss their fashion choices during lockdown and an exciting new podcast project for 2022: Doxxing Snowflakes. In this 'zone - a comparison of the boiz' journey watching Emmanuelle with the seminal masterpiece Stand By Me, a deep dive into the politics and religious leanings of our lord and saviour Kevin James and a listener forensically highlights why exactly Guy might have such a hard time watching movies for the Worst Idea of All Time (plus they've got a cool ass bucket hat). Bram from Amsterdam shares an inspired collaboration between George Lazenby's and the good folks at Sesame Street Sesame Street and please send your show inspired art to the fellaz via the website!SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: (twitter.com/TWIOATPod)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are still locked down but that won't stop them talking and reading your beautiful mail. A family of Virginia raccoons are named after one of the fellaz, the pair reminisce on Dragon Ball Z and discuss bananas (again). Lots of banana chat actually - A listener even calls for a firing based on Guy's previous banana related behaviour from season one. Enjoy!This episode is available as a video on the Patreon if you'd like to see the boiz.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are locked down in Aotearoa New Zealand and that means Guy's reading books and Tim's streaming live (at HappeningShow.com). We've got fantastic mail about critical theories on Steve Buscemi's Magical Mystery Tour from season one, shared birthdays and stand up comedy (including some from Guy and Tim).JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NZ is currently in lockdown but this was recorded before that even happened so enjoy the boiz' blissful ignorance! Tim had a baby shower and Guy is getting ready to go on tour (lawl), and the connective tissue between Dublin and Wichita is being joined thanks to Cowboy musician Glenn Campbell. We hear from Alex who got a personal shout out three years ago and Tim and Guy are told precisely how long they've spent watching awful movies and it sends Guy into a deep and silent funk. Timbo is bad at geography which inspires Guy to tell the world's worst anecdote about buying a shower curtain.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy catch up after a weekend spent apart but unified by Magic Mushrooms. Tim spent his Friday night, home alone and flying high, using popular website YouTube.com to watch old Dave Chappelle interviews and social media platform Twitter to conduct an AMA. Guy went to the All Blacks with Tom Furniss and got told off by the man sitting in the row in front of them for talking too much. Both the boys had a wonderful time.In the mailbag, our lads check back in with Irish Donagh and their dissertation which does in fact acknowledge Tim and Guy. Marshall in Mississippi is making a recovery after his car crash and people from the UK, the US and Australia are writing letters and sending money.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim has shown Guy a wonderful time, a cup of coffee, a positive attitude, the boys are in the saddle and they are ready to take a steaming dump into the mailbag. Also, Tim is gonna be a dad. Guy is performing on college campuses in Hamilton and Isn't everyone just living their best life? The pair play some songs they just can't get enough of and return to the idea of having a full blown radio show. A listener from Donagh in Ireland who is working on a Masters and everyone would like information to find season one on their podcast app...SUPPORT TIM'S UNBORN CHILD: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy is feeling anxious, and he says so to make the feeling go away. Tim decides to host both this Friendzone and Guy himself. This magnanimous offer lasts for about ten minutes before he becomes annoyed with and hostile towards Guy. A listener regales us with their giant hamster wheel art project while listening to the podcast, a critical gender theory book recommendation leads the boys to discuss popular books of the 90s and run relationship analysis on some friends AND questions abound as to whether Tim and Guy are watching pornography correctly or not.SUPPORT US ON PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Controversial trees are hosting Guy and Tim's final adventure of Podcast In A Tree. Tim is consternated and potentially constipated due his tech equipment hanging from a tree and falls ill mid-episode as a result of Drugs in A Tree. Nevermind that because our friend, the great and powerful Alice Snedden joins us. She’s got the highest threshold for pain in her entire friend group and has been experimenting with different alternative medicines. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the podcast mini-series recorded in a tree. Today, Tim and Guy are getting high in a tree and high on life. They ascend nature inside of an Auckland park that Monty is deeply familiar with and are joined by comedy musical superstars Laura Daniel and Joseph Moore aka Two Hearts. Please enjoy the discussion around teenage public pashing (French Kissing, if you're American).TWO HEARTS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Friendzone comes to you from a park and was partially intended to plug Tim's upcoming comedy shows in the South Island of New Zealand, which you can buy tickets for at timbatt.co.nz/shows BUT THEN Guy spotted a contestant on the current season of The Apprentice Aotearoa and so instead, we chat to Stephen (@TheBuzzyKiwi) for a while. Also huge shout out to Strahan for solving a musical mystery.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim's got a flight to catch and Guy brought some cannabis into the tree today. Sandwich In A Tree is back and so too is our Guest On The Ground. This time, it's comedian Rhys Mathewson who has packed a darling wee picnic and is attempting to bring the boiz down from the tree to join him. Follow Rhys on Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy talk about the language of love (which is French) and how to spell things in English. Is it i before e except after c if the word is receive? Yes! A video essay (by Maggie Mae Fish which you can see here) comparing Rob Schneider to his contemporary Tim Heidecker is brought to the boys’ attention and Spencer talks about accidentally emulating the podcast formula by repeatedly watching Grown Ups 2 for fun before even knowing the podcast existed!JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz are in a tree but Guy, once again, doesn't know what kind. Or even what the word to use for tree classification IS. Nevermind. Special guest on the ground David Correos is here to discuss testicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your friends are back together for the first time since the Greatest Host of All Time event (which your boi Montgomery won, by the way). Tim is on the ground like the loser he is, fresh from the unique Auckland experience of drinking coffee with a pal (it was Guy). Today we hear from a Worst Idea listener who has done several laps of the show, a parent of Worst Idea babies and a very good Worst Idea critic.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are in a tree and joined by Pax Assadi on the ground. This episode is brought to you by the letters L, S and D. The trio enjoy some eatable treats, Pax shares his new-found beliefs now that he owns a home and Christchurch gets a good amount of ribbing after Pax shares a story about a dickhead at a cupcake shop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are in a tree, on a beach and they're joined by Angella Dravid (Angella on Twitter). Featuring magic mushrooms and ginger slice.The video element of this episode is available to all $5+ supporters at patreon.com/TWIOAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new mini-series from Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt; Podcast In A Tree. Your hosts have climbed a tree in New Zealand to present many segments including Drugs in A Tree, Sandwich In A Tree and Lost & Found.The video element of this episode is available to all $5+ supporters at patreon.com/TWIOAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are reflecting on the comedy festival and Tim talks about going viral on TikTok. An aural art project inspired by Coffee Guy himself will take you a different dimension and a Simpsons/TWIOAT megafan watched EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of the animated series over a year, triggering a big ole reminisce on Tim and Guy’s fav episodes. Plus, a correspondent from Nashville, Tennessee who came of age to the Emmanuelle soft core franchise and was grateful to hear anyone talk about the pure insanity of Emmanuelle in Rio.TWIOAT Live show in Auckland (AND LIVESTREAM): worstideaofalltime.com/streamJOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trigger Warning: One of this episode's letters contains mention of rape, in the context of a studio forcing a director to include it in a movie plotline.TODAY - We got Kelsey writing from the frontlines of Emmanuelle in Space, someone with first hand experience of meeting and hearing from trailblazing soft porn turned television director Lev L. Spiro who is a man of moral substance.We hear from Rob "Jurgan" Dukes who, inspired by Michael Hing - is drawing lines between Emmanuelle's amulet and tiara, Mr Big and the 2008 financial crisis and honestly? It makes a lot of sense. A deep dive into a live stand up comedy show that Tim has been hosting in Auckland, New Zealand and the curious source of inspiration to have a musician on stage while the comedians perform. The name of the special eludes me now but it is something to do with the heritage of the comedian's mother and children? TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are investigating a quick history of They Might Be Giants which leads to a comparative analysis of Disco and Space travel and a fantastic musical cooked up by a friend in NYC! Tim has been ripping thirteen hour work days and bingeing Breaking Bad. We finally get two hundred big ones from Ellen in exchange for encouraging them to make mistakes while learning things and Hamish in Melbourne is out in the world, watching the live comedy shows of Worst Idea of All Time alumni and all is well with the world.TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice (of the Treasure of the Four Crowns fame) forces Tim and Guy to consider whether they'd rather work through the worst five of Adam Sandler or Eddie Murphy's back catalogue. Willem sets up an It's Always Sexy in Philadelphia crossover spectacular with Mr Big, Mrs Kelly and Frank. What happens next? And how horny is it? A message from Bremen, Ohio sparks a stroll down memory lane, as the boys remember life when you could... travel?TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are TIRED and really checking in on each other's life situation. Both of them are eating curry, both of them love each other. Brian (@deathhand on Insta) from the Shills is also a good boy living in Boston, finally playing live shows again and still responsible for our beautiful new theme song. A Philanthropic Paul Blart pitch has Tim marking his Google Calendar and Karl pitches Sex and the City 3 - A babushka style Sex and the City sequel that takes place DURING the events of Sex and the City 2.TWIOAT Live show in AucklandGuy's NZ Comedy Fest showTim's NZ Comedy Fest show JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In February of 2021, Guy and Tim penned a pilot for the newly announced season 7 of Sex and The City for an online, live streamed table read. Fetauring the voice talents of our talented comedy friends Rhys Matthewson, Alice Snedden and Madeleine Sami.You can watch the video of the live stream here.Support Littlefield NYCTWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This review of the failed 80s 3D Raiders of the Lost Ark rip-off Treasure of the Four Crowns serves as payment to Alice for services to TWIOAT. This movie has it all –magic, snakes, four crowns. The villain in this kids movie is a cult leader who looks suspiciously like Rasputin and the hero is some random 40-something dude who enlists the help of an alcoholic and a retired circus performer with a weak heart. It is BAFFLING how it didn’t perform better at the box office. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our friend Maureen is trying to get the fellaz on #TaskmasterNZ, we've got a hot new theme song and the podcast feed is an absolute nightmare on iTunes (and everywhere probably). Someone’s trying to hit Tim and Guy up for either drugs or a job in NZ and either way, they’re here to help!SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's not kid out ourselves, this Friendzone exists so that we all may enjoy the fruits of Chris A Rock's labour. Hope y'all like Paul Blart pitches.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Friendzone features a detailed fusion of the Sex and the City 2 universe and the Grown Ups 2 universe thanks to Sarah, a true multiyear/degree journey with recent Ph.D grad Amber and some nightmares with Nathan who falls asleep to the poddy and has started dreaming about Tim and Guy. The Sex and the City script stream was a huge success and is now available to all at worstideaofalltime.comJOIN US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please do NOT ask the boiz how long they've spent watching bad films and recording their discussions about them because it's a bit of a bummer. We got a bunch of book recommendations from Monty and Tim would like to know your dreams! We hear from some friends who might be alergic to running, friends who have little knives and some friends who have named their pet lizard after Guy and Tim.LIVESTREAM EVENT: (worstideaofalltime.com/stream)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WOOPS - This Friendzone is appearing OUT OF ORDER but hey, it's Worst Idea, amiright? Tim and Guy have a think about the year ahead (cause ya know, they recorded this a month ago). We hear from our friends who have gone through a lot of Mr Bean movies, a lot of ads from various military organisations trying to recruit you through our show and a lot of waiting for more Til Death Do Us Blart.Get read for our upcoming livestream event! worstideaofalltime.com/stream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim had to bury a hedgehog - awful. Guy’s car got stolen - briefly. But who cares? For 2020 is dead now and we are being rewarded with a 348 page erotic fiction starring Timbly and Guybo. Monty’s still on his BS regarding sandwiches and people want to know if the fellaz are ACTUALLY friends. Our friends are awesome, and they are you.Live stream details here: worstideaofalltime.com/stream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got him! Daniel Sloss joins us for the final watch of Asian Momma, Mexican Kids. Sloss takes us through the technical rationale for the 45 minute runtime and his outrage at being passed over for a Netflix comedy slate that turned out to contain this special. Guy and Tim try to decide if it was Scheinder’s mate David Spade who had to give notes or Dane Cook who gave him two big thumbs up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim gets a haircut and finds a guy pissing on a tree. Guy is at a low ebb which may or may not be assisted by a singalong of Kansas. Without a guest, the pair are left to dig into the mechanics of Rob turning his genitals into an ice cream Sundae and frankly, it’s just not enough. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rose and Alice join the boiz for their fifth (and first, respective) watch of Rob's special. Rose would like to discuss (and defend) the accent work and Rob's self-doubt which is on clearly display. Rose performs a deep and sympathetic psychoanalysis on Rob's attitudes towards women and sex. When you’re done, why not check out Alice Snedden's Bad News. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim needed to go outside so is recording from what (in)correctly may be described as a patio but it didn’t stop this watch f***ing up his day. In this viewing, Rob cuts off his young daughter and our hosts review a review of Asian Momma, Mexican Kids. The fellaz also get in the weeds of Sandler's jobs programme in Hollywood and Tim would also like to upgrade Rob's singing to OK. Guy would like to correct Tim's pronunciation of Vibrato. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Self-confessed Schneiderhead Joseph Moore - a man who has watched Rob's special three times now, joins us as a guest for episode three version 2.0. This was recorded well after we had completed this entire season of Overlooked and Undercooked. With this much knowledge, Joseph is able to pitch a gritty reboot of Deuce Bigalow and explores whether Mitt Romney attended this live special. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Overlooked and Undercooked: Season 3. In lockdown, Guy and Tim decided to watch Rob Schinder’s Netflix special Asian Momma, Mexican Kids marking the first time that the fellaz have put a comedy special through the ole Worst Idea treatment. Monty finds some relatability with Rob’s ‘Dick in sweatpants’ joke but has no love for his ‘Mother-In-Law Molestation’ bit. Tim is shocked at the appearance of both a classical pianist and a blood relative enlisted to fatten out the sub-50 minute show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a Friendzone that was originally broadcast LIVE to the internet with VIDEO (on Patreon). It's not live anymore though. In this exciting addition - People are bettering themselves, Hugo is going door to door to pursuing a career in the culinary arts, and the fellaz reveal a little background context on the infamous TWIOAT YouTube pilot! We cannot escape CATS (2019) and Guy is getting confused for the other Guy in Aotearoa New Zealand. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get yourself a Dickmove album for Christmas. Guybo and Timbly have both been doing stand up comedy shows and they've got some hot new Simpsons merch. What are our friends up to? Glad you asked. They're making podcasts called Chekhov's Cock and they're recommending Portland hotspots called Movie Madness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Frosy Fellaz are tired and relaxed in this year of our lord, 2017. Tim's new microphones are gassy as heck and Glen Campbell is keeping us all company. We hear a few bits of correspondence for the first time and a couple for the second - as per! Guy runs us through his beautiful morning routine and the boiz are given an opportunity to name a strain of cannabis.SUPPORT US ON PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim reads old mail again but that's ok! We hear from Irish friends and Scottish friends! Canadian friends and New Zealand friends. A friend writes in with their own boner patrol from when they got too stoned at a swingers party and we're introduced to the Stamp Test, a medical exam to test for erectile dysfunction. Monty blows the lid on the epicentre of cocaine and polyamory in New Zealand and a relationship is in peril after someone shushes their partner during boner patrol.SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy have released this episode toooooo late for their country's cannabis referendum but recorded just in time for a neighbour's chainsaw! Timbo's household got a new dog, Tui. After school programmes with limited DVD collections, documentaries on video game designers and Reddit users abound in this glorious zone for friends. Mates. Pals. You lot.SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is past midnight and Guy and Tim are hanging on by a thread. The boiz are split between Auckland, (where Tim has a full house with a new puppy and a baby visiting and you better believe he's cooking big dinners at 2pm) and Arrowtown (where Guy is with his dad, reciting vegetables to Guy's mum to figure out what to cook for dinner). Ethan from Bangkok nails the tone of the project, we've got huge The Male Gayz fandom and a big fan of the boys who listens while commuting on their push bike. Louisiana Tim is a scary look-a-likey observed by Brandon and Jack Hall is writing from August 18 2020 and asking for Monty Senior to get on the pod. Guy, however doesn't want to watch porn with his dad.HIT UP OUR PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this beautiful Friendzone, we've got an in depth analysis of Real Rob and Rob Schneider's relationship and representation of Buddhism; Insecurity about a lack of Ph.D from a gloating South African listener and a $100 offer for Tim and Guy to spend some quality time with 1984 sensation C.H.U.D. A Chicagoan native puts out some love into our theory that it is absurd Home Alone 3 doesn't address or acknowledge the existence of Michael Jordan's Bulls at the absolute peak of their powers and Rufus is like a cat - he is inside, he's outside, he is all over the bloody shop! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your trumpet and a glass of frosty milk from online TWIOAT celebrity the Broox and join us for the Friendzone 104. Guy and Tim have been hitting the snow and our friend has got their Steve Buscemi's and their Jeff Goldblums mixed up. We've got a Brit providing empathy to an Aucklander about their lockdown and Guy is a scenester? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are back in lockdown and Tim's smashing No Man's Sky while on LSD - a solid recommend! Rob Schneider is on the radar and we've got a question about Metal music. The Hugger Bunch is floated as a viewing option and both Guy and Tim are pretty freakin' terrified by it. A check in on Tanya from all the way back of Season One days and a massive shout out to friend-of-the-pod Rose Matafeo's recently released Horn Dog on HBO Max!Discord: discord.gg/KVMF3uH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy welcome you to try and figure out what a radius is. And diameter. And the other bits. Timbo picks the wrong tone of voice for a heartwarming message, a friend watches WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS the best/worst way possible. We dive back into Mr Big's Big Book of Ideas in a huge way. And we get some tantalising behind-the-scenes info on Doolittle and CATS (2019). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks to Kiera for her constant request of this review.The VelociPastor (2018) is a triumph of filmmaking for Writer/Director Brendan Steere. It's a whole 75 minutes and it's a whole movie. A movie about a man. A man who is a pastor but soon then after, also a velociraptor. Tim and Guy troubleshoot and discuss the movie, Pigmy humans, Mark Zuckerburg's juicy ass and whether you should kill pimps and murderers when you’re a dinosaur. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the 'zone everyone. It's time to open a big book of ideas, remember some incredible meme videos of yesteryear and catch up with Timbo and Guyguy. Today we also hear from friends who have cousins in Grown Ups 2! And a discussion on himbos - something the fellaz know nothing about! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Watch the video of this episode here.We did it. We all did it together; 100 Friendzones. To celebrate, we invite you to crack open a bottle of bubbles and enjoy some messages of support from some friends including Paul F. Tompkins, Amy Hoggart, Justin McElroy, Ben Acker and more. Letters of support and love and derision. Stay tuned till the end for a big announcement on Season Five. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Director Raja Gosnell and the ghost of screenwriter John Hughes overcome the thwarting of YouTube.com and their repressive live-streaming rules to bring you the Director's Commentary for the Blu-ray of Home Alone 3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back in the same room for the first time in a long time and frankly, it's a beautiful thing. The fellaz are still going toe-to-toe with Home Alone 3 and discussing the finer points of Jelly vs Jam. A decision is made to make Jeff Bezos as rich as possible, as quickly as possible, and then end him. Guy finds the best actor in the movie. A new addition of Stuck With Stuckey and we find out where Langley is.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz do the math on Worst Idea in totality and try to figure out what the podcast should be able to do by this stage. A pal of the pod, David Correos weighs in on this film (and loves it). Some fantastic eye acting from Alex in this watch and you simply can't put this kind of pressure on Karen (or can you?!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's lucky number seven on the Home Alone 3 watches and Tim is not having fun. America has an incredible issue with their bread. The fellaz tuck into a new episode of Stuck With Stuckey, then discuss Beefhouse, Full House and ultimately Aunt Becky going to prison. Guy is very critical of the Chicken Pox make up on this film and Tim breaks down the budget for Home Alone 3.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight we gonna party like it's Friendzone 99 - CAUSE IT IS! Ya boiz have been reading like a pack of nerds and shout out to Eamonn Marra's 2000ft Above Worry Level. Also shout out to Kiera's BIG HONKING $200. And to Guy Mont-Spelling Bee and to Tim's HAPPENING live streams. And most of all... TO YOU! xo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy ponder what would have happened if they had never stopped watching Grown Ups 2. Tim and Guy have a heated debate about whether Home Alone 3 is a feminist text or not. Is Brady going to team up with Brady the Rat King? And how WELL is a donkey doing to have sex with horse?! Also, Tim introduces Stuck With Stuckey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, guess what? Tim lost his audio so it's up to you to use your IMAGINATION! This episode's audio is available for download here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/sf4s7sy1125r93e/TWIOATES05.mp3?dl=0  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy outlines how Home Alone 3 came into being and there were MISSED OPPORTUNITIES, y'all. We're worried about the marriage of Mr and Mrs Pruitt Apple, and suburban Chicago's top sex therapist, Mrs. Hess. Plus a chat about level of violence and prevalence of guns in this family friendly flick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim ate a chicken but it's okay cause the chicken was basically a fascist for a bit. Guy tries to figure out what nationality the badies are. According to Guy, the technology in this film SCREAMS Tim Batt. Wrist cam. Microchips. More laptops than a Neil Breen movie. We chat about whether Sony is till a good brand and if we're allowed to speak ill of Steve Jobs. Guy remembers seeing an old man almost perish at a performance of The Curious Case of The Dog In The Night and Tim HATED the Green Day musical. At least we can all enjoy the beautiful sound of a boy hitting a pillow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy rip into the film's soundtrack and specifically, dig into the briefly-lived pop punk band, Cartoon Boyfriend. Guy makes the argument once again that Home Alone 3 is a feminist text and Alex's dad is the worst salesman his company has ever seen. The fellaz explore the possibility that Mrs Hess is an absolute sex machine. And is John Hughes an ass man? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another ill-fated season of The Worst Idea of All Time. This time, Tim and Guy are watching Home Alone 3 every three days for as long as they're in lockdown. This is the first Home Alone movie not to star Macaulay Culkin and Tim is not happy about this.Theme music by Disasteradio Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bit of a big announcement at the end of this one so stay tuned till the end! The boys are doing well; Tim's eating porridge and a friend directed Guy in a movie that he doesn't remember starring in? A fantastic dad is going Worst Idea method on a film with his teenage daughter and now HATES THE MOON! Also, if you met Guy and were worried you weren't cool enough, rest assured - you f***ing are! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lockdown Friendzone with a plus one! Guy’s partner, filmmaker Chelsie Preston-Crayford joins us for the Friendzone (watch her film Falling Up here if you’re good with watching something beautiful and a bit intense). Guy’s taken a pro-book stance and is apparently, suddenly anti-COVID. Meanwhile everyone’s thirsty for CATS (2019)’s buttholes and we’ve got ANOTHER fantastic PhD student to throw on the pile. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is this a crossover episode? YES! Fellow Little Empire podcast Cult Popture and The Worst Idea of All Time watched 9/11 movie starring Charlie Sheen. The whole thing is a bit of a hot (but low budget) mess, although Tim didn’t think it was altogether that bad. Who will emerge cancelled from this crisp one-hour review of a movie that bit off more than it can chew?Check out Cult PoptureCheck out AJ’s American Pie video Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Hey man, fuck you folks - this movie full sucked. It's a quagmire of terrible story, corporate intrusion and unbelievably bad decision-making across the board. Hoisting a whole film's story on an emoji? Dumb. Putting it on the 'Meh' emoji? Insane. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.It's 1996 and Hulk Hogan is a big, big star. Jordan Belfort is a film producer. And a young girl named Mila Kunis has just landed her first big screen role. Now it's 2019. A devastatingly hung over man named Tim Batt and his airport-dwelling pal, Guy Montgomery attempt to unpick the convoluted plot of a film involving four different mad scientists, an orphanage and, for some reason, quartz crystals.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Guy would like you know that the Lamont Landers Band rules.What happens when you take a human billboard and plop him inside a Christmas movie where Santa goes to jail, a 16-year-old runs away from home and ad exec John R. Cherry III just wants to get paid? The opening is a Coke ad, the man is potentially a coke addict and all I can think about is a certain coke plot at a certain airport by a certain other Tim. This movie is warm piss. Not overly offensive but nobody’s asking for it. Enjoy our third edition of the Christmas Treehouse Festival of Shit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Jamie Lee-Curtis? Sure! 3/4s of a scene dedicated to Tim Allen not wanting to donate to charities on Christmas? WHY NOT! This is a movie brought to you by the mind of John Grisham(!) and starring a man who thought it'd be a brilliant idea to do a massive coke trade inside an International Airport. It also featuring Worst Idea's own Arden Myrin, fellon Felicity Huffman and Ghostbuster Dan Aykroyd. Plus that old yuletide trope, a woman dying of cancer. What’s not to love?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito are engaged in a suburban pissing match, the likes of which Massachusetts has never seen before. Some dickhead (Broderick) is gearing up for a a family-focused tradition Christmas when another dickhead (DeVito) moves next door and makes it his mission for his house to be visible from space.Here's some other people who are in this movie: Kristin Davis, Kristin Chenoweth, Alia Shawkat, Fred Armisen, Jorge Garcia. Outrageous. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Jesus H Christmas - this latest (final?!) instalment in the Breeniverse is a doozie. This time we've got double the Breen and half the sanity. The big BreenThemes™ are well and truly on show as we deal with an alien(?) transhuman(?) AI(?) semi-human pair of twins - one good and one evil, but both BREEN. We battle through 90 minutes of 'film' while Breen goes back to battle with the banks, Government and lawyers (I guess?!) Look - the whole thing is a fucking mess. Enjoy. We didn't. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Hard Ticket is the pinnacle of 80s cinema. That is assessment of your frosty fellas. This movie stars four Playboy bunnies, one bazooka, a soap opera icon, and a snake infected by cancer-ridden rats. Truly, it has it all. The film doesn't make a whole lot of sense and it that's okay. The characters talk about 'doobies', it's got a badass 80s soundtrack and a man inextricably rides a skateboard while doing a hand stand. Why it missed an Oscar nod, we shall never understand. 10/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Welcome to the 90 minute (or 91 if you watch the French version) Gary Oldman internet-loved treasure, Tiptoes. It's a movie about little people. It's a movie with a lot of stars. It features possibly the most abrupt ending in cinema history. Timbo and Guyguy dig into family dynamics of Matthew McConaughey coming from a family of little people and hiding it from his partner, Kate Beckinsale. Including his brother, Gary Oldman. I mean... Just how? You know? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Holy shit - what is this movie?! The fellaz don't know but they sure loved it anyway. What an amazing 1 hour, 19 minute gift from the Patreon pals - This 2004 time travel movie is as confusing and dense as it is beautiful. Aiding the exploration of this complex sci-fi is the fact that Timbo and Guyguy are recording in a car on their way to LAX at the end of their USA tour. Will the boiz figure out the plot? Will they miss their highway turn offs? Only one way to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.What happens when you get a tonally confused movie about a dying, genius 11 year old who gets French kissed by a drunk Sarah Silverman, but Guy only watches the first hour of it? THIS FREAKING EPISODE. In what could be described as a coup for the boys, we get treated to a film with real actors, a real story and real stakes. Doesn't make it good but it makes it GREAT compared to all the other pieces of trash the Club provides. *Not featuring Cate Blanchett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Your boiz have dived head first into a crazy loss-generating comedy (hold the comedy, thanks) about a small town boy turned porno star. It is an interesting ride. Christina Ricci is in this movie. So is Richard Gilmore (from Gilmore Girls). So is Nick effing Swardson in fake buck teeth. Timbo and Guyguy turn themselves inside out discussing this film, this genre of entertainment and the world at large that created this flick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.DC Cab aka Street Fleet is a beautiful piece of 1983. Mr T? Check. Gary Busey? BELIEVE IT! Bill Maher? Sure, why not?! This is a movie of a different era and it is jolly good fun. Low stakes, crazy antics and about 100 different characters solely existing to bring laughter and light. Timbo and Guyguy are SO GRATEFUL for this OASIS in the desert of relentless Sex and The City watches. THANK YOU xoxoxox Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.A love letter from Timbo and a somewhat scathing critique from Guybo on the matter of 2002's Van Wilder. This film has a special place in Tim's heart but that is not enough to elevate Guy's true ambivalence for this piece of early 2000's cinema gold. Incredible stereotypes, terrible acting from Tara Reid, problematic jokes and the undeniable charm of Ryan Reynolds await you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.You maniacs couldn't decide on which Christmas-themed movie we should watch so WE WATCHED BOTH! Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas & Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa. Saving Christmas is Kirk's earnest and Christian attempt a convince his even more earnest and even more Christian co-star, named Christian, that modern Christmas is an earnestness Christian holiday.Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa is a project starring Nancy Cartwright and Mark Hamill that defies description and belief. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.You absolute monsters. By popular decree Tim (and sort of Guy) watched Jersey Girl and Gigli back to back. It was not pretty. These Bennifer vehicles are poorly remembered in the halls of cinema history and the boys found out why. While Jersey Girl is pedestrian and slightly annoying, Gigli is confusing, offensive and downright disgusting.Enjoy your democracy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Take Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughan, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, $68,000,000 and put on a very low heat. You've now made The Watch, a decidedly mediocre 2012 film about a neighbourhood watch group taking on an alien invasion. It's fine! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Universally considered the worst animated kids film to ever be released to the cinema; Foodfight! A $75m budget and 10 year long production period could only deliver 90 minutes of PS1-era visuals, an indecipherable plot and sexual overtones wrapped in the greatest marketing opportunity for large corporations which unfortunately failed to materialise. Please watch this film as soon as you can. The mentioned website for the film (via The Wayback Machine) is here: http://web.archive.org/web/20060421111622/http://www.foodfight.com/FF-flash.html  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy have been separated by world events but they are together FOR YOU. Guy is trying to outrun his friend, Tim has created a new streaming webshow (Facebook.com/ThisIsHappeningShow). Some great support for the CATS (2019) mini series, Ph.D holders get in touch with the fellaz and we also get the feline goss from a cinema-worker. We also hear a totally heart-warming letter from a new mum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Sweet baby Jesus, this was a curveball. Take a fantasy rom-com, add a dog, subtract a soundtrack and you're halfway to figuring out Love On A Leash. This film is brilliant and recommended to all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WOOPS - recorded this a month ago and forgot to upload it. The dudes are together in a studio where they can smell each other's farts. Does Sandler deserve all the money he gets? Can TWIOAT episodes exist in a dream? The fellaz get the inside word on Hot Air Balloons and Paul Blart and Guy's podcast series HOSTING (which you've probably already heard). Some big ole donations and lovely messages. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's with dragons in movies? Tim and Guy CANNOT stop singing songs from CATS and rank the CGI'ed animals (the monkeys were great). Tim pitches a prequel to Dunston Checks In. Guy wants Marvel to chill out on the muscles and Tim wants fat and skinny X-Men! Also a definitive explanation of why The Wild Thornberries was a better execution of the Talks-To-Animals format than this movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turns out getting high before the film makes it better. We discuss two amazing characters, Jeff (Geoff?) and the dancing monkey. Tim unveils an incredible theory tying a family tree together and Guy shares disappointingly missing parts in the film that ARE in the trailer. The wastage of a ship has really captured the boys' imagination. Guy explores how it is that everyone agrees this is bad. Tim digs into the not-so-hidden-colonial themes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz take a surprisingly long amount of time to start talking about Dolittle after their first watch of the Robert Downey Jnr epic. Discussions on cinema temperature and how nice it is to be in a dark room eventually makes way for disappointment at everything in the movie that comes after the intro cartoon. We learn not to mess with Disney and Guy reveals his juicy inside info. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are on their way to a day of Dolittle and they’re very excited for an anticipated train wreck of a film. On the way in to the cinema, the boys share a discussion on Short Men's Rights and Guy has inside insight into Robert Downey Jr's press junket. Take your shoes off, buy a popcorn and enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Strawberry fields forever, plans for the ultimate wedding and a sad farewell. All good things must come to and end and just so, all good hosts must speed their guests safe to home. In this final episode, Guy and Carlo learn that friendship conquers all, no matter the cost, no matter the casualties. Keep on hosting, keep on riding, keep on living, baby. Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The forgotten history of Basketball, the satisfaction of self-directed tours and the true meaning of hosting. They say there are no enemies at the bottom of a bottle shared; even the greatest wrong, the vilest slight, the most vicious blow can be forgiven, if we open our hearts, to love. Guy and Carlo find that just a revenge is best served cold, friendship, is warm welcome.Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A trip to visit Lady Liberty herself. Carlo believes the New York City ports are an approximation of Sydney harbour because the boys took a ferry to visit the Statue of Liberty. It is clearly not modelled on York - perhaps instead it should be called Harbour Town or New Harbour Town. Guy and Carlo discuss possible new names for New York and Carlo is blown away by the size of the Statue “Very tall”.Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How to eat a horse, the origins of Seinfeld and one heck of noise from a human being, they say there’s always magic in the air on Broadway. Guy and Carlo have stared deep into the pit of despair, the yawning maw of human suffering from which no light, nor joy escapes but the stars are always brightest from the bottom of the well. Sometimes, you have to walk through the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune to realise that fortune itself is a matter of perspective.Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The progress of a nation, the passengers of the RMS Titanic and a huge update on the fate of Guy and Carlo’s excellent prank, the city of New York certainly does not fail to deliver. Only through hosting do we understand the vulnerability of the guest. Only through being a guest do we understand the responsibility of the host. Only when we understand both halves of the equation can we truly learn the true meaning of hosting.Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Empire State Building, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-style sleeping arrangements and a prank that might just endear Guy and Carlo to their American friends, only through a shared understanding, a shared goal can the ill fates of yesteryear be repaired. Only through community can the horrors of the past be forgotten. Guy and Carlo have seen and done some terrible things to each other but maybe, just maybe, they’re finally starting to see the world from the same side of the coin.Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The beauty of American-made sandwiches, the power of lists and a hilarious prank involving a very special ring, Guy and Carlo are reunited in the Auckland of the North, New York City. A new city, a new hemisphere, two antipodean friends on the wrong side of the globe. Might bygones stay bygones? Can the magic of hosting create a new, stronger bond of friendship? Can something beautiful be forged in the fires of the city that never sleeps?Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello Friend. This FZ has been video recorded for the Patreon Pals, who you can join.Guy and Tim are falling to bits, their bodies are failing them. But they encourage all men to get their prostates checked. The fellaz’ friends are checking in and reminding them they don’t have to keep punishing themselves (but they will). We have gusto! Sponsored by MeUndies. Well, not yet but maybe one day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The frosty fellaz got themselves a camera and are testing out a new way to bring you into the zone: Crispy video. (Video available to all Patreon supporters).Enjoy garage chat, damp banter, electric facts and sub-par Dr Phil impressions. We also hear from our beautiful friends - friends with Ph.Ds, friends who are doing better than they were, and friends with the middle name Jelf. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We end as we have begun. Just Tim and Guy. Minus about $400. As the boys round the end of this perilous journey (dressed in shabby rented cat costumes) they ponder the effect their daily watches have had on the box office success of CATS (2019). Some true upsets in the Jellicle stakes and Guy has damaged his eye. This was a regrettable endeavour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Guy Williams aka G Dubs joins the fellas for their sixth (and his first) watch of CATS (2019). Musical fan Guy W finds himself in the incredible position of defending the movie as good and expounds on a self-defence against accusations of being a bad man with a long-winded and non-sensical hypothetical scene of Ronald McDonald taking a shower. The trio explore the racial dynamics of the film and celebrate James Cordon’s performance once again.Guy Williams’ Instagram / Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian and self-confessed Cats fanatic Brynley Stent did NOT join the fellas but has seen CATS (2019) separately and she has some notes on the film! Bryn educates the boys on the wafer-thin plot of the original musical and why that’s a good thing. She also dreams of being the world’s first female Skimbleshanks. Meanwhile, Guy is entirely focused on a disappearing CGI tap shoe.Brynley Stent’s Instagram / Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Musical comedy superstars Two Hearts are Laura Daniel and Joseph Moore. Today they are also two-time CATS (2019) watching moviegoers. In a packed group session featuring Tim’s wife and Guy’s partner plus our musical comedy guests, Joe’s wondering if the rest of the audience also have podcasts requiring them to come to the film. The Rum Tug Tagger is in the crosshairs, Tim doesn’t know what a pound is and Laura can now understand the horrifying and disgusting decision to keep the human hands.Laura Daniel's Instagram / TwitterJoseph Moore's Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Filmmaker/journalist David Farrier (Dark Tourist, Tickled) joins the fellas to see CATS (2019) for a second time. His initial screening resulted in a drunken tweeted review that went viral, and landed Dave in trouble with the film’s NZ promoters. Dave is no friend of musicals generally; They creep him out. What’s up with the three names that cats need? We don’t know. What we do know; Taylor Swift’s dad had a BIG impact on this movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are nestled in the roots of a large tree in the beautiful Auckland domain. This second watch has drawn the fellas into the world of CATS (2019) like a cinematic siren. Leaving the horrifying CGI and confusing storyline at the door, the fellas have been left to enjoy the spectacle of this star-studded $100... Spectacular? Guy canvases some fellow CATS (2019) watchers and Tim feels very bad for Dame Judi Dench. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the first time your dear brave Jellicle fellas set out to watch CATS (2019) at the cinema and they’re just trying to figure out what the f*** is going on here. How big are these cats? Is this CGI technology just an Instagram filter? Tim makes a fast enemy of Rebel Wilson and begrudging fan of James Cordon. This promises to be one hell of a ride. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is My Week With Cats, a reunion of Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery on a cinematic journey that pits the pair against daily watchers of CATS (2019) – a film that cost $100m and is on track to be one of the critically and financially unsuccessful films of the decade. With a glint in their eye and open heart the Worst Idea fellas are ready to tango with Andrew Lloyd Webber’s strangest creation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode supported by PodFaves.com Here we are, hung over Timbo and a very friendly Guyguy. It's been a minute and we've got some beautiful letters to share. We've also got some devastating news about Monty's mate who was supposed to join a great American Roadtrip. Today we're hearing from an Ol Lang Syne celeb-adjacent listener, a big fan of our musical ideas, Squirrel supporters and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just call us Staind cause... It's been a while! The fellaz are reconnecting over a Thanksgiving Day cocoa and letters from the beautiful fans. Monty has picked up a book of life advice from a man named Phillip. Emails from June, Facebook messages from June. What a time portal! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emma brings us tidings of glad joy - Elizabeth McGuire, and then quickly descends into a full on existential artist break down. There’s a bear attack, a self-harming woman and of course, Rob Schneider. Guy is worked up over the lack of variety in production music and shot choices. Tim and Emma are not happy with the slowest pace in the history of TV for a dinner scene in this one. The sole saving grace for this one is everyone disrespecting grandma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ray looks great but he can't understand why Rob's gearing a God damn suit all the time. Jamie gets a pass this epsiode, Rob gets belittled and smashes a guy's knees with a bowling ball. Ray can't believe a) This show is on Netflix, b) This is season two. We've got a delightful anecdote about comedy classes and bathrooms.Follow Ray on Twitter @RayBadran   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Rob Schneider's comedy guesses featuring Ed Gamble. Non-Real Rob virgin Ed tries to figure out the production method for the show and wants to know if Rob really knows the name of the featured chef in this episode or if they're just calling him the name of a restaurant. Hayley Duff is here and so is a cough from Alice Snedden. Catch Ed’s comedy special, Blood Sugar on Amazon Prime and follow him on Twitter @EdGambleComedy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cuckolding, vaccines, the beautiful art created by the child's mind of Rob Schneider and also, vitamins. Dan is really enjoying this show and is fascinated by the inhuman cruelty Rob enacts on others. Our guest has a run at predicting what's happening next ep and Tim can't get over what Rob says to his wife in this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who and what IS Rob Schneider? All of us, all the time. This according to comedian/writer/actor Nina Oyama. She's on board in a big way, 10/10. Nina wants someone to suck her ass. The trio on this ep all think kids should be kept off #SponCon and Tim reckons we should just kill kids early. Plot wise - something happens at some airport and Danny Trejo turns up. He looks like Bob Odenkirk went through the washing machine.Find Nina on Twitter @ninaoyama & Instagram @nina.oyama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Child Schneider (Miranda) has her first day at school but who gives a shit. Carlo Ritchie joins Guy and Tim an episode with Tibetan furniture, rockin’ musicians who deny their kiwi heritage and a genuine laugh at a scene with a dolphin. The trio build a vision of what the Real Rob world would be like sans Rob and the titular lead meanwhile tries to sell another Deuce Bigalow movie using his platform of a Netflix serious.Follow Carlo on Instagram @carloritchie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jamie goes on a blind date after an encounter with a spider, something something Miranda is going to school? Who cares? We got Stu Daulman! A true sweetheart of the Australian comedy scene. According to Stu, the comedy in Real Rob is a bit out of touch but at least Rob is happy. It's a happy life. Cheque-eating, comedy guessing fun!Follow Stu on Twitter: @stu_what Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rob's back. Guy's back. Tim's back. And he's angry. Writer/producer/director/star/auteur Schneider is up to his old tricks, driving around LA, laughing at someone who has bone cancer and personally overdubbing Asian characters HE CAST with HIS OWN voice. In their accent. I'm not kidding. It's hell to be back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get in the Morning Friendzone - a happy space for reading without judgement, getting compliments from people trying to do work and lots of lovely feedback. Today we’re joined briefly by Aussie legend, Sam Campbell (see his special here) too. And soon, we’ll also be joined by Overlooked and Undercooked Season Two. We are blessed (by Brady) to hear from listeners near and far, especially those chasing a reply when the first time didn’t elicit one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz are back in the studio desperately trying to catch up with your beautiful correspondence after a break. It's as if no time has passed at all, more sharing stories of gastro, more promises of content to come, more threats of divorce. Here's a link to the merch store we talked about and here's a link to the Little Empire Pals group on Facebook! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellas present an episode of fellow Little Empire Podcast Network show, Cult Popture. If movies and TV mattered, they’d be talking about the issues that matter. Home of Film Franchise Fortnights, our podcast where we watch and discuss a randomly chosen film franchise every two weeks!Make sure to subscribe to Cult Popture on your podcast app, or check them out oniTunes (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cult-popture/id1124261917)Facebook (http://goo.gl/9EFEIa)Youtube (http://goo.gl/ITdEhK)Twitter/Instagram (@Cultpopture) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are joined by British comedian Glenn Moore to watch, back to back, Sex and The City, WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, Sex and The City 2 and then Grown Ups 2 in one hotel-enclosed session ahead of a live recording at the London Podcast Festival. The fellas are giddy with excitement at seeing some of their old pals again on screen and absolutely devastated to be in the presence of others. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Angered that zombies and vampires have been added to his semi-autobiographical sit-com, Rob quits the show, then finds out he's broke. It's Patricia's opening night and a personal appearance by Ryan Gosling is too expensive so a replacement has to be found.Carlo is a talented improviser, musician and comedian who hosts a live show and podcast named The Bear Pack with Steen Raskopoulos, and HOSTING with Guy Montgomery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rob is looking to invest in his own celebrity endorsed product and promises to get Ryan Gosling to appear at the opening of Patricia's male revue.Carl is British comedian man who can be found on Twitter and hosts a podcasts with Chris Martin. One is named the Carl and Chris Podcast and the other, Baby Sitting Trev. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patricia orders Rob to get rid of all his old stuff in a garage sale. Rob invites a shaman into the house to get rid of 'bad energy'.Alice Snedden writes a column (apparently) but more importantly, writes tweets and hosts Boners of The Heart with Rose Matafeo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trying to get back in shape, Rob feels he has to prove that he's still attractive, even to gay men. He and Jamie also have to organize Miranda's birthday party.Becky Lucas can't stop tweeting and doing comedy so you should definitively follow her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patricia thinks Rob is taking his VIP status for granted. Jamie forgets to feed Patricia's fish and needs to get a replacement. Rob takes a mime class.Rose Matafeo is a London-based kiwi comedian who enjoys tweeting and hosting her podcast Boners of The Heart, which is co-hosted by Alice Snedden. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's late at night (NZT) and Timbo's birthday; Where else WOULD he be but recording a Friendzone with Guyguy? The fellas are competing with dodgy internet, chewing over the beautiful peace in the skies, opening up some gorgeous donations and ripping the lid off what the upcoming London Live show will actually be: All four movies, back to back, watched before the live show. It's going to be something, so make sure you nab a ticket here. Full power to our sole, libertarian listener - as per usual. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rob advertises a male enhancement product, thinking it only be shown in Asian territories. When a giant billboard pops up in Hollywood, he tasks Jamie and his agent Andy to do get rid of it as soon as possible.Cameron James is good on Twitter and hosts two podcasts: Total Reboot and Mike Check. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patricia hires Udo, a male stripper, to be Miranda's live-in nanny and talks Rob into having a vasectomy.Tom Walker has a Facebook and a podcast called bigsofttitty.png which he co-hosts with Demi Lardner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rob considers replacing his incompetent personal assistant Jamie with his punctual and detail minded stalker, Steve. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt, the pair behind The Worst Idea of All Time have a new podcast series wherein they watch and review the crtically panned Real Rob - a Netflix series by Rob Schneider. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come to our London show / Check out Cult PoptureThe fellas are in Montreal and Auckland respectively and enjoying a bit of a rest from the hell that was TWIOAT. Time to do the best thing there is - hanging out with friends. Non-binary friends who are going through break ups, friends questioning the Louise Theory, artistic friends. We love our friends. For they are the best. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellas are still alive! It's true. And they have some mail from you. Breaking news regarding Grown Ups 3, incredible meta-theories about St Louise, plus A LONDON LIVE SHOW COMING UP. Plus Guy's recorder stopped halfway through so there's a cool transition to Skype call quality at the end.London show tickets  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz are in a dog park in Chicago enjoying the sights, sun and canines while going through a few unanswered questions from the live show the night before. But in actuality, it's mainly Tim getting distracted by lovely dogs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please come to our live shows this month in NYC, Chicago, Portland and LATimGuy and GuyTim are together in Guy’s NYC apartment, just hours ahead of their live show in the big Apple. A selection of uplifting letters are in the FZ mail bag today including a coming of Worst Idea age story, a generous equivalence drawn between a trans woman’s journey and that of the fellas’ AND a great theory about how Charlotte did NOT shit herself after all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spindly and Flash share some touching, hilarious and informative mail from some Friendz™. This time we got some juicy-sized (but under-producing) nuts, exasperated listeners who cannot recommend the pod to others and standby paint foremen and their son/boss.Please come to our live shows this month in NYC, Chicago, Portland and LA.Every Stupid Question can be heard here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Fellas are sifting through some beautiful (though slightly dated) mail. In this Friendzone, we’ve got a feminist essay, a teacher using the podcast to impart English lessons and a missed Sandler opportunity. Let’s get converting out there, everyone! Otherwise this pair of podcasters will forever feel bad about their kiwi accents! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are hanging out and feel reeeeeal good about it. Timbly is dodging media requests after socking it to a conservative church trying to become a political party and Guybo is nursing some ailing loved ones. But what it’s all about is the friendz and they have truly blessed us with their messages.Come see us live in Auckland, NYC, Chicago, Portland OR and LA! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mattress Pikelet King's house has been visited by a listener! Our memories of The Never-ending Story have been revisited! We get explanations on 76 Trombones, Tim’s great movie recommendation, a brief history of Blockbuster Video, some shade thrown at Matthew Broderick and correspondence from an honest to goodness Master Sergeant.If you’re in Melbourne, please come to our show: LittleEmpirePodcasts.com/Live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim is looking after his new puppy and Guy is being coached through his tax return by the world’s oldest man. Out friendz on the other hand are being forced to watch Happy Feet, rejoicing over Linux references and relishing life imitating art in the form of a judge’s orders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the Friendzone, making a return due to tepid demand. Guy and Tim are addressing some slightly dated correspondence because IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim say hello to some friends, goodbye for other friends and ‘Please get off your phone’ to potential live comedy punters. How’s Tim? How’s Guy’s literary knowledge? How high were the boys when we recorded Prawn Salad? Well, let’s find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a podcast that gave us some money to advertise them: Legal Wars - it's good!The courtroom can be a battlefield over money, people’s rights, and even their lives. For some cases, the consequences can affect us long after the verdict is read.Based on extensive interviews and court transcripts, Wondery’s new podcast LEGAL WARS puts you inside the jury box of some of the most famous court cases in American history. Subscribe to Legal Wars today at wondery.fm/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are coming back for another season. Was this a mistake? WITHOUT DOUBT! But they're doing it, nonetheless. It's all about having fun, forgetting the world and seeing how quickly the lose their minds this time. But before they do, time to have a dig through the mailbag... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Check out our friends at The Ersties Podcast - a feminist sex and relationship podcast. It's also Guy's birthday and in his new found old age, he's forgetting all kinds of things. Things like the fact we have a merch store and that he recently attended the premiere lounging festival in the world. If you're in New Zealand and would like to see Guy, check out his shows in Auckland and Wellington. Always remember: The idea is best at the start, before you have to do anything about it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the final Neil Breen pitcture to be reviewed by the boiz but the first feature made by the Machine himself. This movie, as per usual, challenges the very notion of motion picture production. Breen places himself, and his floating balls in a pool, in a heroic role where he definitely has no interest in underage women. Strap in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got some good cogs in the 'zone in this addition and we got a birthday boi coming up on a big number. The Flash is off to Toronoto for the Justin F*cking Lounges Festival (JFL) and it's gonna be hot. Most importantly however, we hear from our pals. Some even have gifts from AOL's ancient email service!Please use the post office. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time to find out what happened to Monty's teeth! Let us also band together in defence of Jonathan Lipnicki. We've got mail from 30,000 feet in the air, mail from partners and Tumblr enthusiasts. Enjoy. Guy's Shows in NYC: September 15 and September 18 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This film was selected by the Decider's Club at Patreon.com/TWIOAT.You picked it so they watched. It's time for a critical analysis of the Jack Black vehicle Nacho Libre, written and directed by the guy who made Napoleon Dynamite. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbo's back from his honeymoon so welcome back to The Friendzone! And this just in: one of our friends has watched Sex and The City 2, 72 times! #PrayForKai We also hear from friends who've been mugged (and blog about it), friends who've dug into Real Rob (see the podcast Overlooked and Undercooked) and friends who'd like to correct Timtim's understanding of how a tracheotomy works. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Selected and funded by the Patreon.com/TWIOAT contributers, TimGuy took the last poll's runner up and watched 2002's American Idol's runner up Justin Guarini AND WINNER Kelly Clarkson do a movie together. And you want to know something? The boiz bloody loved it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well it's the 72nd Friendzone and it's a beautiful time in winter New Zealand and summer New York City. Guy's been hosting some kiwi pals stateside and Timbo's gearing up for a trip to Asia BUT IT'S ACTUALLY ALL ABOUT THE FAN MAIL! Some truly top notch communiques in the bag this 'zone, including a profanity-laden intro Tim loves, Deep Blue Sea flashbacks and a delightful story about people who watch movies repeatedly PROFESSIONALLY! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Decider's Club has ruled, and the boiz have obeyed. It's time to check out the Matt Le Blanc-led Lost in Space big screen adaption, starring a sex-pest and co-starring a weird CGI monkey! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good whatever to you, it's the boiz! Here they come, with a pocket full of dreams and a breifcase full of mergers. In this 'zone we hear from the best new podcast out there involving dinosaurs, a great critical take down of WAYF and the horror of admitting out loud that you're in an improv troupe.Over Looked and Undercooked can be found here on iTunes and here on the web. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fun story: Timbo and Guyguy recorded a FZ a few days ago but the old wide-brim-hatted adventurer Mr Montgomery gone done deleted it. Please enoy this collection of correspondence from listeners who are going through good times, hard times and Disney times. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz have dipped back into the Sandler well to sip from a cup that was oft wished for by Worst Idea fans. Roundly considered the worst Adam Sandler film ever made, and according to some - in contention for the worst film ever produced, Jack and Jill sees Adam Sandler play himself and his twin sister. Because what every Adam Sandler movie needs, is twice the Adam Sandler. Spoiler: This film isn't great. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a small world after all, especially when Timbo and Guyguy are singing over the telephone to each other. In this promotional-heavy 'zone - the boys are digging through Disney properties, Yu-Gi-Oh! plotlines and as always, lovely correspondence from the friends who are still with us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally recorded and released for our Patreon supporters in December 2017.Neil Breen's 2016 assault on the mind is Pass Thru; An alien Artificial Intelligence attempts to correct humanity's ill-fated plight by committing mass genocide while hanging out with babes and living in a van in the desert. This film is equal parts confusing, surprising and whatever the opposite of uplifting is. Truly, one for the books. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally recorded and released for our Patreon supporters in August 2017.Tim and Guy finally sat down to watch the Barry Levinson directed film, Toys (1992). When Robin Williams' father (or something) dies and his uncle (or something) arrives to take over the family and Claire Underwood turns up to do some photocopying and LL Cool J's there - you know what you have? You have Toys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally recorded and released for our Patreon supporters in May 2017.Sadly, the writers, director, producers or anyone else associated with God's Not Dead were not available for this audio commentary for Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt from The Worst Idea of All Time podcast have stepped in.This 2014 Christian film (currently 14% on Rotten Tomatoes) features an all star cast including Lois and Clark's Superman: DEAN CAIN vs. Hercules: The Legendary Adventure's KEVIN SORBO. It's Faith vs. Atheism, Guy vs. Tim, Son of Krypton vs. Son of Zeus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joined by their friend Rose Matafeo in a room inside Australia's city of Sydney, Guy and Tim are digging through memories, messages, human biology and... Themselves. Not literally. That sounds disgusting. But metaphorically. Catch the boiz live in New Zealand and Sydney right now by Googling their names and seeing that comes up or going here on Little Empire's Website. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally recorded and released for our Patreon supporters in April 2017.The ghost of director Bob Clark is joined by Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 producer Steven Paul in a vocal booth to lay down the audio commentary for their 2004 sequel to family-friendly hit of the 1999 hit of the summer, Baby Geniuses. Sadly, Mr Clark's untimely departure from the mortal world is worsened by a tequila addiction and the toll on his voice is audible. Marvel in wonder at how a set of film makers manage to cram the delightful duo of Trump supporters (Scott Baio and Jon Voight) against Weird Science's Vanessa Angel set against rotating backdrops of modern day childcare facilities and cold war-era East Germany. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All you need to know is that Timbo and Guyguy have saved a life (maybe). Stay tuned for the gripping and efficient tale. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally recorded and released to our Patreon supporters in March 2017.Director/screen writer/visionary Richard Kelly is joined by producer/associate/offensive character Bo Hyde for this exclusive HD-DVD audio commentary for their 2006 epic Southland Tales. Starring some of the world's biggest stars of the day, this comedy/sci-fi/thriller/apocalypse movie has something for everyone and a hell of a lot of juggling.For audio syncing, please start this HD-DVD track at the conclusion of the trailer.Music credit: Canon in D Major - Composed by Pachelbel, Performed by Kevin MacLeod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally recorded and released for the Patreon supporters in Jan 2017.Join the film's director Joel Schumacher and screen writer Akiva Goldsman for this bluetooth audio commentary track to  accompany your watch of 1997's Batman and Robin. If you want to attempt to sync up your tracks, kick that movie off when you hear these filmmakers start talking. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tickets to Guy's shows can be found hereTickets to Tim's shows can be found hereIt's the last of the summer wine. Please enjoy a private discussion between Guy, Tim and you, our friend on the trajectory of The Worst Idea of All Time, on live comedy shows from the boiz, speech impediments, the health of Montgomery and a teaser of some Neil Breen flavoured content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy's in New Zealand and the microphones are turned up a bit too high (sorry about that) but we've got more enthusiastic messages from support from fans of the boiz. Timbly descends into a horse race announcer while Guybo chills out to some intense rocksteady jams. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your boiz have a Patreon and on that Patreon, some contibutors decide a different movie for Timbly and Guybo to watch. In this first episode (released a year ago for the Patreon subscribers) the pair sat down to watch 1996's Jingle All The Way featuring the completely all-American sounding Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a delight. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE BOYZ ARE BACK! Guy's feeling under the weather but the people miss his cyst. Timbo is just Timbo. In this Friendzone, we've got answers to Jewish questions correspondence from across continents and great rugby knowledge from Old Monty. Plus; The future of this podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guybo and Timbly are joined by the lovely and talented Matt Gourley for a live LA show to end this God forsaken project. Let's not beat around the bush, Monty is hammered, Tim is a rambling shambles but luckily Matt's sharp mind is able to deliver the most incisive deconstruction of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS to date. Also, one banging hot pitch to executives, periodically interrupted by two dumb boiz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz recorded this Friendzone AFTER the final episode, which isn't out at the time of this Friendzone's release. Bit of a headf*ck. In this lovely 'Zone, our beloved brave boiz hear an incredibly detailed and well written account of Justin McElroy's potential Sex and The City/Transformers mash up/sequel. Also some good news and less good news from an old pal and his wife's medical plight, a listener who appreciate the boiz' lack of discrimination and rugby chatter PLUS an impending honeymoon in New Zealand. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are joined by a packed out Bell House theatre and fantastic Irish comedian Maeve Higgins. The journey is fast drawing to a close and it’s time to try and tie up some loose ends. Like getting in touch with Paddy Schwartz and finding people who care about Squirrel’s death. Monty looks like an accountant for a donkey sanctuary in Ireland. Maeve is suggesting Timbly needs to watch the film again to truly assess whether Zacole and Somily had sex. And someone ate a magic mushroom… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NYC and LA live shows are days away: Tickets from worstideaofalltime.comGuybo and Timbo are in Huntington, West Virginia staying with their friend, Justin. This drop of friendliness features notes of possum fur, irony, Southern accents and shouting. Discussion of the pronunciation of certain homophones also pops its head up again and even Cpt Beefheart has made it into TWIOAT canon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a Worst Idea Thanksgiving Miracle, Tim and Guy have landed at Justin McElroy's house in Huntington, West Virginia for a podcast treat. My Brother, My Borther and Me's oldest brother is joined by NZ's number 1 fuckboiz to return to Sex and The City 2 for a first/53rd watch respectively - and WHAT a watch it was. How will Timbly and Flash feel about the film on this return to it? How will Justin pitch the sequel? Both questions (and more) will be answered in this very special episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the Friendzone this week - someone has written the boiz to let them know they've made a gross error for the last three and a half years. Tim reveals the Nexus theory. Fan Ben was too nervous to approach the dudes but serves as a warning for other people who come to live shows. Plus our first voicemail on the FZ! Please send more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are together in NYC and joined by real life film critic for Vanity Fair, Richard Lawson (@rilaws). Together the trio take a loving look at everyone's favourite crying DJ, green-light an amazing sequel to WAYF and tug at a few potential love stories that Timbly and Guybo may have missed over the last year.Come to TWIOAT final ever live shows in LA and NYC! Go to worstideaofalltime.com for tickets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys have a big announcement to make: Live shows to round off the podcast in New York City and LA (location and date TBC). Apart from that it's just more glorious letter-writing from the listeners and Guybo ripping into Timbly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comThe boiz are really digging deep this week. The Flash is sharing some stories of his adventures in NYC and corn chip inspectors, the pair question whether sneezes appear much in film and the Batman is combining seasons' worth of theme songs into one heart-felt acapella disaster. He's also found Tayna in a whole different franchise! Fugue states and its spelling are under the microscope and you'll never guess what's in the MacBook Pro box this episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy may now be thousands of miles apart but the Friendzone knows no physical boundaries! Lovely kitchen noises pervade a Friendzone this week with not one, but TWO pieces of correspondence from Ph.D students and an ARIA award winner. Also, one of the most astute observations on Sex and The City 2 ever recorded! A concerned fan also writes to concede they didn't mind We Are Your Friends. That's ok! Everything's ok - you're in the Friendzone! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comTimbly awakens Guyguy (who is sleeping off a boozy night of activities) with an early morning watch of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. Guy's fragile emotional state leads to tears, pleas and hilarity. Timbly believes Squirrel should be renamed Cody and loves his shirt. Guy can't understand how Dunston Checks In was a hit and gets caught up in the career of young Ben from Friends. But mainly, this is just all about Guy being deeply distressed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comTimguy and Guytim are in the studio reading fan mail in synnecrosis, which is terrifying. But before that nightmare, shout outs to Kind Eric, queires about Monty's on and offstage height and Timbly's fun with words. And idioms. And catchphrases! Also, tender hooks or tenterhooks? The answer may suprise you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comMonty and the Batman have just watched a strange version of the film in black and white with no dialgue but with all the soundtrack remaining. Milk chat, vampire talk and far reaching critique of the podcast project itself await you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by www.DollarShaveClub.com/WorstIdeaThe boiz have taken the poddy on location! To a bar! Timbo's gone hog wild and starts eating on mic and Guybo is upset that the letters are addressed to him.This week the mailbag has delivered us an incredible gun that shoots rats and some incredibly salty language from someone who watched Sex And The City 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are joined by another great boi. A boi from Australia. A boi named Carlo Ritchie. The guy sure kills a lot of cats but he's a lovely host to Monty and friend of the podcast. In this episode, Timbly has created a too-hot and very lonely viewing environment. The trio are pressing on, nevertheless, with explorations into taxidermy, comedy, mirrors and importantly, (deserved) Squirrel's death. Our new recruit (who himself claims to have seen the film 55 times now) also gives us the very clear parallels between WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and early 20th century revolutionary Russia. What a treat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly is gonna need to lay low for a while, he's getting all ready to rob a bank. And Guybo is in Australia among the criminals already, so no need to hide. The boiz are hit with TV recommendations, donations and lovely messages of support from the Americans, the kiwis and even the Dutch! Could you believe it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded live at Christchurch's Dark Room live venue in front of a live audience, the boiz are back in their hometown. Guybo is trying to describe the film in 60 seconds, Timbly is trying to describe the phenomenon of Detroit Rock City. The 18 year old Monty's diet is atrocious and also it's Tim's final day of being in his 20s. How about that?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are post-brekkie and ready to attempt a Ulysses S Grant impersonation that will shock and horrorify. Today we hear from champion marathon runners, lunatics wanting to Worst Idea, The Worst Idea and a person in Switzerland. Also, is Zac actually hot? Let's find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly and Guybo are in their native's capital: Wellington, talking to a sold out audience of snivelling public servants about what it's like to keep watching We Are Your Friends too many times. Timbo attempts an old vaudeville trick on his podcast partner and Monty introduces a brand new concept to describe TV static that is positively poetic.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your Highlander-style Claymore and get a Stitcher Premium free trial cause it's time to jump into the Friendzone! Set theory jokes are completely beyond your boiz but it doesn't mean they can't enjoy other people's enjoyment of it. You'll never guess which Sex and The City gal is running for Governor of New York (or maybe you will, there's only four gals). Plus where are the other season's theme songs? Somewhere. Hopefully.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well this is it. After 3 years, hundreds of episodes, days worth of recording - your two boiz have hit their lowest ebb. Guy continues to discuss his favourite life experiences. Tim analyses the statistical probability of forty nine dice all coming up with the same number. There's empty beer cans as far as the eye can see, a bit of salad and too much technology. All capturing a frankly horrific podcast episode. What a trainwreck. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly is socilating for knife advice and the masses are happy to olbige. We got kiwi fans in Slovakia, we got short films starring Guy Montgomery, we got it all baby! Also, if you're in Christchurch or Wellington - please see us live this week! blazepizza.co.nz for tickets! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did Guy ever tell you about the time he saw Liza Minnelli perform Beyonce's smash hit single Single Ladies in Sex and The City 2? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are in front of some mics and discussing shampoo and conditioner and the order of their application. There's an expensive flask and a ghost and people getting married! I'll tell ya what there isn't though; A Ghetto dairy/milk bar/7-11. Anyway, a dude has won a marathon and Timbly and Guyguy are doing some live shows in NZ. Let's all get together and get friendly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy enter the studio to provide an audio commentary for the film, We Are Your Friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bruce Wayne and Barry Allen are back to feild questions, accept praise and continue to atagonise people with their mixpronouncication of Raleigh. There's a lot of good stuff happening on there this 'zone - including more people sharing a shining light with their dear child. Bloody gorgeous. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a long time coming but the boiz have managed to secure director Maximum Joseph and writer Meaghan Oppenheimer for a director's commentary. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's all Kimchi and bad weather with the boiz this week. Sweet, innocent weather. UNTIL BLOODY CLIMATE CHANGE! Monty and Batman are busting out a lovely array of letters including someone endevouring to smoke just as much as Barry O and someone else who witnessed in real time, the life in Guy's eyes dying. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbo imparts a huge lot of knowledge about bears in this episode. Pretty much all he can talk about. Guy's attempts to explain what's in the Macbook Pro box even gets derailed by bear facts. Also, regret is expressed over the 60 watch decision, the strength of said commitment is questioned and the boiz throw a spotlight on the forgotten heroine of the film, Sarah. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello to Facebook, Reddit, Twitter and Patreon party people! The boys are here in the Friendzone to allay fears of their untimely demise. They're not dead. Far from it. Listeners have been floating theories, involving orphanages and sailor men but the real story is far more boring. Timbo and Guybo are two friends sharing messages of support for their now SIXTY watches of We Are Your Friends. You are their friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back in town after an accidental hiatus which Timbo feels strongly about puncishing the pair for. Guybly is back from the hot, hot soil of West Australia and not thrilled to be back in front of our 4 FuckBoiz. However, THE EXPERIMENT MUST CONTINUE. Lots of math chatter, incorrect identification of the origin and use of shruken heads and hot tips on how to stay warm on a cold winter's night! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim has sobered up but something is sticking him in the butt. Don't worry about it too much though because Guy's here too. Except that he isn't. He's in Australia. Talking about his thoughts on Eurovision. Plus, Jimmy Carter shakes everyone's hand on a plane? You be the judge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly has been doing some solo drinking. Yet miraculously, he wasn't the one who screwed up the record - Guybo was! Not to worry though, these are the kind of boiz to be set back by a failed record or the fact that they're not together to form a drinking game based on watching WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. Oh no, not these boiz. These are brave boiz. Good boiz. Adventurous boiz. Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly's sick and surrounded by tissues that definitely only have nose goo in them, not the other goo! And Guybo is in Australia about to see a bit hole. But before he does, it's time to dive into letters about fans completely recutting their own version of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS to watch. Also, people who know people who are very rich and famous film makers, originally from New Zealand. Also, MONEY - some of it BIG. What shall the boiz do with the June donation money?Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this 44th watch of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, Timbo reckons he's cracked the real story arc of Squirrell; his conversion to Judaism. Guyguy has been looking at online reviews of a certain North Hollywood cafe (which turns out to not be in North Hollywood) which is fraught with credit card theft! Maximum Joseph may not know his drugs too well and one of the boiz decides the movie is great.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Friendzone is in a backroom at the tremendous Enmore Theatre in Sydney this week as The Flash tries dominate wee Timbo. The pair are talking deers, cold pools and most importantly LETTERS AND STUFF! Fan mail! Messages of support. Offers of big cinemas for one off events.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are live in SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA! In front of a sold out crowd Timbo and Guyguy are throwing a lot of ideas around and paying scandalously low amounts of time focused on the movie. Instead, it's all about intelligent water, killing cats and the boiz having dinner together. Plus - what animal could peak Zac Efron take down? Also, a bit of tit talk. And drugs! And who's the smartest boi? Let's find out.Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly is in Sydney seated right next to the most kick ass raggae sound system ever and Guybo beams in direct from beautiful Blenheim. The fates did not allow the original recording of this Friendzone is remain in its digital form so the boiz try to bouy their excitement while reading messages for the second time and make a big announcement regarding CHARITY - ever heard of it?Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GuyGuy is back and Timbo is back and they're not happy to be back because WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS is also back. Our podcast hosts are crest-fallen and truly clutching at straws now. Gone are the carefree days of Adam Sandler and Shaq. Wistful, are the memories of Carrie and the gals. But alas, this film has no Coffee Guy. OR DOES IT?! After an extended metaphor about the washed out party this podcast adventure has become, Timbly decides WAYF is actually about dads and Guybo share personal stories of poo and strip clubs.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZBest friends Timbo and Guyguy have just woken up and results have varied! Monty's rocking a crocky voice and troubles with techniology, Tim is adonning an upbeat attitude and a bright business idea involving desserts. Great letters this week and too many shout outs for live shows. Plus technical errors a plenty - enjoy.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by ComedyFestival.co.nzRecorded in a kitchen because someone lost their keys to the podcast studio; It's TWIOAT! In this episode, the man known as Guy Montgomery's dark and hidden past is alluded to. As is Tim's dark centre. The boys have many announcements this week; Such as WE NEED MORE SQUIRRELS, and WE NEED LESS JOHNNY DEPP. A new, not-quite-new segment is (re)introduced involving a grandfather clock. Plus Spindly won a fridge.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZFriends, Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt are together to discuss friends and friendship. They're joined by another friend, Henry Stone. But enough about him. This is a complex Friendzone with some dicey behaviour by Guybo and many failed attempts by Timbly to reign the boy in. Pull the bloody head in, Montgomery.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by The New Zealand International Comedy FestivalYour boiz are joined by Aussie comedian Tom Walker and it's a cozy watch of WAYF for the gents in The Lucky Country with a healthy heaping of snuggling and real lack of clothing from Flash. The Fuccboiz are assessed through the lens of DnD via Tom's head and we see how close Zacole came to NOT being a homophobic villian.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZAlright sports fans, buckle up cause it's time to hear from athelets of all stripes from all across the world. The single thing that unites them? They listen to The Worst Idea of All Time enough to write to Timbo and Guyguy. Timbly is questioning the third season, Flash is defending it. Together they are supported by a mailbag of threats, compliments and a Trojan Horse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your fav fuccboiz are joined by sister podcast Boners Of The Heart's Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden for a one-off Little Empire extravaganza taped live in Melbourne, Australia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why do we need to keep discussing the nature of time? Because people keep writing us letters about it, that's why. A poem emerges to defend/make good from a prior poem which Timbly did not take kindly to. A Wellington man comes out of the shadows to announce he has lapped the boys and a discussion on a season two supercut is contained within. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are together in the city of Melbourne, Australia watching WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS in a hotel room. Taking their microphones to the streets have left some audio quality lacking but plenty of sunny insights from the boys; Johnny Depp is Tim's true star of the 38th watch of the film, Guybo is swimming in rivers he shouldnt' and the pair are being interrupted by fellow street walkers in the great city.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Friendzone has moved! Now it's in Melbourne, Australia. The boiz are loving digging through correspondence about dry spag bol, fans who are watching the movie themselves and discussing briefly featured drag queens, Oceans 13 and Zelda references! Timbly and Guybly are little behind in their Friendzone messgaes so enjoy some letters old, new, borrowed and blue (in tone). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, did you know that Mel Gibson is a creature born of a hellscape called Australia which Satan forged himself and populated with deadly animals? It's true. Also ture; the story 'arc' of WAYF is actually a very flat hill. The boys chat renaissance art, MTV products and the actual artist genius of Maximum Joseph. Plus, James Reid from The Feelers is converting to catholicism and bringing Zacole The Crying DJ with him! Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come in from the cold and pour yourself a cup of friendship everybody. Friends talk about things like the Seattle Seahawks and send messages through time and space to communicate between past boyz and present boyz. There's a lot of devil talk, lot of warlock chatter and drop ins from Mavericks, plus sneaky stuff in the bathroom and the academic merit of watching Sex and The City 2. Most importantly however, new instructions the Pay The Boyz Revolution.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly and Guyguy are now so bored of We Are Your Friends they are literally discussing the weather. Three dozen watches is brutal. Not as brutal as the hot new game, Big Pesky Moths though. You gotta cover yourself in meat and just wait for the king moths. It's terrible. Don't worry though, there's some show tunes and also a new game show featuring people from Sussex and a grubby beach!Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Love Nest, with Tim and Guy. The boys try to pin down a definition of 'regular' and finally, the boyz find a listener who got turned onto How Did This Get Made from Worst Idea. There's some great letters, there's some incredible theories. Come get some in the Friendzone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The sound of crickets accompanies the boyz on a walk in the sunshine as they take their recording gear to greener pastures. Terrifyingly large geese, numerous pooping ducks and very noisey cicadas meet the boyz on their travels but they will not be stopped! Guybo gets philosophical about which members of society are performing a job of importance, Timbly pitches a sensational idea for a movie about a briefcase. Somily delivers a solid performance, continuity is on point and we all have a think about bulls inside of china shops. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbo's pining for his Louisville Slugger of yore and GuyGuy is baffled by time. It's another Friendzone over the internet and the boyz are letting letters from as far afield as Bhutan! Imagine that. This fast running train is derailed briefly by a Beatles title being worked into a message from a fan and there's contact from Grown Ups 2 staffers! Lots of excitement, lots of friendship. Jump aboard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMTimbly is at a Tokyo airport, Guybo is in a hot Auckland flat. Both are united in their fight against WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, a movie that has now had its wicked with the brave boyz 34 times. A deeper dive into the Devil Narrative, an investigation into strip malls, Monty speaks German and Batman gets on a plane, leaving about 10 minutes of this episode as a one sided convo. What will be revealed? LICK IT (with your ears) AND SEE (with your ears)! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's all jacuzzis and diamond rings in Osaka, Japan for your friend Timbly and rainy days and no sports for The Flash as the boys dive into the Friendzone to thank their friends very much for their support. Listen to this ep to find out what the perfect amound of coffee is and what a quilt is! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMGuybo has returned to Auckland so Tim has had to leave for another country and is watching WAYF in a bullet train from Tokyo. In this episode, the pair lay out the pieces for a grand new unifying theory; James Reed (from The Feelers) and Paige from (Gold Star Reality Solutions) are the devil. Not figuritively, litterally. In this trip into Judeo-Christian mythology, Zacole suddenly becomes Jesus(?) and we are still left wondering - Did Somalie and Zacole actually bone? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your friends are separated by the Tasman and terrible audio quality! But don't worry about it because one ship that is unaffected by these challenges is FRIENDship! This was recorded at the immediate conclusion of Superbowl 51! So get ready for some instantly dated #SportsChat. Plus your usual assortment of wonderful letters, messages and online communique along with Batman questioning how to pronounce aluminum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMWelp, Old Timbo and Guyguy gone goofed on this one. After a mistake in what time they were going to watch WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and record the podcast - the pair decide to record separate halves of an episode and stitch them together. The result is a decidedly down beat, low energy podcast which just goes to prove that sometimes two people are more than the sum of their parts. Which is two peoeple. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMThe boys have decided to take the movie into its natural environment: Da Club. Recorded in downtown Auckland city at a underfilled club on a Friday night, Timbo is sharing personal tales of drug busts at music festivals and Guyguy is coming in hot with da club commentary and questioning Shakespeare's utility.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A surreal dream, a sentimental and Presidential moment, more pizza; Welcome back to the Love Zone. Spindly and Guybo share technical specifications of Patreon podcasting (soon), hats, other stuff. Chook-full of love!Auckland Poddy Fest tickets here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMTimbley and Flashman have decided to take a breif detour from the streets of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and stroll down Memory Lane to visit Carrie and the girls. The boyz are having trouble listening to each other and Dickbot's bot dick gets a lot of chatter. Plus some armchair psychology on Adam Sandler!Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Timbo and Sean Paul as they attempt a variety of voices reflecting the beautifully diverse range of locales from which they receive correspondence. Of particular note: Timbo's extended run at a Russian affectation and Sean Paul scolding the boyz in a refined British accent regarding where the school term sits in different parts of the world.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMTempers are frayed and temperatures are hotter than ever - the boys are back for 2017 and sweating their little tushies off in the studio to watch Zacole fail to make good music again. Tim decapitates a mosquito, leading the boys to discuss the relative measure of heroics and bravery in the context of the insect world and Illuminati comes up a bunch. Basically, to try and not discuss the movie again.Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello listener! We hope you've had a happy new year and are looking forward to bringing you more Worst Idea for 2017 but for right now, here's a sample of some of the other shows you may not have heard yet... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim threathens another Worst Idea-inspired tattoo and lovely listeners (AND SNAKES) from across the entire planet of Earth get in touch with the boys to share stories of sporting woe, film cameos and showing off with their use of the word morose. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMAre you all still here? It's 2017 now. Tim and Guy are still watching the movie. if you've had a longing for a Worst Idea episode that discusses the 1986 family-adventure-robot hit Short Circuit or for a literal shining light or for the boiz to really bring it to NZ-based conservative political action group Family First? Have you got some curiosity about what happens when a human corpse goes into a dehumidifier? Then this one is for you.Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time of the annual 2016 Friendzone/TWIOAT Top Seven Countdown for The Year! Timbo and Flash undertake bringing you the best seven moments of 2016 in between giving you letters of car crashes, hats, Grown Ups 2 watches and more! Enjoy as we usher in 2017 and even more watches of We Are Your Friends. Not for you though - just for your humble fucboiz - G&T! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMIt's Christmas time, Timbo and Guy - two guys watching a Max Joseph crime...Watch 27 is hot on the heaps of Santa's sleigh this year and we're joined by Batman's houseguest: Shadie. And what better time to introduce a brand new religion within the world of WAYF? Guitars, behind the scenes chicanery and finding out what Jarhead really thinks a party: These are #Just27thWatchThingsTrailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An extended plug for Guy's new side-poddy HOSTING preceeds a lovely sit down with a beer as the Worst podcasters of all time pour through lovely messages, donations and letters from the best listeners of all time. In the zone this week, we've got teachers, Norbit haters and THEN IT ALL GOES MR MONTGOMERY! A phone call from Guy's dad, live in the Friendzone record takes over and is now yours to enjoy. So enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMFusion reactors, super computers and alchemy: This is the ultimate goal of Gold Star Realty Solutions. Peter Thiel, immortality and self-experimentation. ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE TALKED ABOUT IN A PODCAST ABOUT WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. A reverse Medusa has been created in the WorstIverse and his name is Kevin - a product of attractive people screwing, leading to a dark and powerful set of powers - partially imbued by Lucifer himself.What is becoming of our heroes, TimGuy and GuyTim? Have they finally unravelled? They're only at the halfway mark and it's all getting pretty weird. Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Flashbo and TimGuy are back in their friend seats with their friends in the Friendzone. We've got MacBooks at the end of their life cycle, we've got letters from Worst Idea fans, we've got A NEW MUSIC THEME from Christopher Brown (not the bad one). Also, mediocre brothers, fantastic sisters and Guy and Tim trying to dissect each other flaws and skills. PLUS blast from the past to our Blaze Pizza sponsorship.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLETimbo is a guest of this episode of Guybo's poddy - The Worst Idea of All Time. Ole Monty ain't happy because his co-host is now ONE WATCH AHEAD in his WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS viewing. The boiz are talking The Sandler Approach to film-making and the biggest thing missing from WAYF - Efron's erect noodle. Some great character play coming out again from Flash himself and a take on the best bit about young kids from the Battman.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are just two friendly friends, hanging out with their other friends - The listeners of TWIOAT. Great meta theories in this ep, a good shout out to the great weather and a huge thank you to all the contributors. Plus PATREON's a coming so stay very tuned to the Facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime page.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMTimbly ventures in the cold We Are Your Friends wilderness by himself after losing a bet in the previous episode. Talk of super villain baby cryers, vomit-filled bathrooms and dried up cake await you. Plus, an overly extended metaphor to describe the film involving aeroplanes. Let Batman's despair be your podcast enjoyment!Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GuyGuy and TimTim are very thankful for all their lovely fans and their excellent messages of support. The Flash is back to doing voices, Batman is delving into horoscopes. There are some truly, TRULY excellent fanmail in this zone so: Get. It. In. You.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMThe boys are up to their 24th watch (though this is news to Timbo) and it is becoming apparent they have no any desire to engage with the film. What they would prefer is to talk about milk. The nature of it, the social propriety attached to its consumption and the changing appropriateness of it as one ages. Guyguy lays down a framework for a good omelette and confesses to a heavy sugar intake during his university years while trying to impress children with his reckless diet. A bet is placed which backfires spectacularly for Spindley and this week, we've got a special, sentimental cocktail with a lot of diary and a little narcotics.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GuyGuy's dropping names with reckless abandon and Timbo's got socks full of loose change. The boiz tackle qustions such as; Where should four Samanthas and one dog go to vacation? Is Cheaper By The Dozen 2 a good movie? What does it mean to be 'a card'? Letters from truck drivers, particle physicists and everyone in between. We really have the best friends, don't we folks?Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMRecorded at the Now Hear This festival in Anaheim, California - the boiz are joined by actor, funny human and dreamer of dreams Michael McMillian. After the best laid plan of the boiz to watch the film early in the morning with their guest go awry, a new plan is laid down to haul their hungover guest host across and coals and have him watch the film while Timbo and Flash talk through their 23rd viewing. There's highs, there's lows and you better believe there's threats involving The Knife.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY OMNY (use code 'WORSTIDEA' at sign up)Your boiz are back in New Zealand and Guybo couldn't be happier to see Timbly after a mere day and half spent apart. In this Friendzone we explore the business model of TWIOAT, travel to far off lands like Savannah, Georgia and explore the deep emotional recesses of Spindley and Flash's minds.Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLEWelp, our boiz done goofed the recording and failed to hit the record button on their magic speaky machine and as a result, this live episode is brought to you with all the clarity of an iPhone accidentally taping a conversation in someone's pocket in a busy nightclub. Enjoy the highs and lows of this fabulous foray to Portland and feel like you're right there in the room with Guybo and TimTam as they dig back into that classic, We Are Your Friends - this time with added Portlanders!Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY OMNYSTUDIO.COMIt's a Friendzone on the road, recorded in West Hollywood, Los Angeles as Guy and Tim share a bed in the led up to their Now Hear This appearence in Anaheim. Get set for a wild ride with milk, Lions and bluetooth speakers.Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded live at The Children's Creativity Museum in front of a live audience. Spindley and Guybo have just watched the film in a self-contained fartbox, partially at 120% speed; A real game changer! Hear a story about Rugrats ill-conceived sequel series (which may or not be real), a rant against the 49ers and James Reid's secret masturbatory preferences.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SOON TO SPONSORED BY BLAZE PIZZA (if there is a God)The boys open the mail bag and guess what? People are listening to the other LittleEmpirePodcast.com podcasts. Guybo is pulling out a fairly questionable 'Texas' accent and Timbly wants to hear from more people who have approached the void.American West Coasters, come see us live: San Fran (21 Oct), Portland (22 Oct) and at NOW HEAR THIS in Anaheim (30 Oct). All info at BlazePizza.co.nz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh boy. Guybly and Timbo have returned to Prawn Salad territory and they've brought their friend (comedian & Two And A Half Count podcast co-host) Rhys Mathewson out to play. This episode is not recommended for new listeners.Tickets for Portland & San Fran Oct 2016 shows: blazepizza.co.nzNow Hear This Podcast Fest: use the code 'WORSTIDEA' to save 25% (the boys are Sunday @ 11am): nowhearthisfest.comTrailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are attempting to WARN YOU about the upcoming episode of Worst Idea and promote their upcoming trips to Portland and San Fran (grab your tickets now). There's also lovely messages of support, not so lovely (but ultimately lovely) messages of terrible Christmas presents AND big news for the business of #TWIOAT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NOT SPONSORED BY BLAZE PIZZA GODDAMMIT!Do you know how many cats died in the making of Milo and Otis? Let's find out. The Knife joins Timbo and GuyGuy and it's making everyone a little nervous. But it's also fun. In this tired ep, hear Timbly recount an amazing account of someone's life which hopefully doesn't exist in the real world and join The Flash as he shows his anger at app developers again. Is Elon Musk a cool name? Probably.Go to www.blazepizza.co.nz for live show tickets for San Fran and Portland! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a #TWIOAT first, the Friendzone was recorded live in front of a global online audience. This episode is an unedited and unabridged copy of the audio from the broadcast from International Podcast Day 2016 (Oct 1). It long, it is winding, it is an all time blow for audio quality. This one is for real fans only, I'd say. #PayTheBoiz  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A live streaming video Friendzone is coming VERY SOON!Streaming live at BlazePizza.co.nz and GoldStarRealtySolutions.com30 Sept 2016 [6pm LA / 8pm Chicago / 9pm NYC]1 Oct 2016 [2am London / 3am Berlin / 6am Uzbekistan / 11am Melbourne / 2pm New Zealand] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AIN'T SPONSORED BY BLAZE PIZZA YET, THAT'S FOR SURE!It's the second watch in one day and the boys are trying to talk about anything that isn't the movie. The Knife is back! Death Blart gets a shout out. The Maximum Joseph film maing philosophy is explored - It's every department out for themselves! Is Timbo on a No Fly list? What's on Guybo's internet history? How do you act eating a birthday cake? It's all under the intense spotlight this week. #PayTheBoiz #GetBlazedGetPaidTrailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The old Timbo is running out of coffee and it's creating a heated intro to the Friendzone. Things continue to get teste when Guybo questions the validity of syncing Led Zep's Dark Side of the Moon to the original Wizard of Oz movie. Last names are accidentally spilled, cysts are further discussed and one of the boiz is fearful of committing to the L word. Plus, Monty reaches DEEEP into the accent bag at the end of the ep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NOT SPONSORED BY BLAZE PIZZA (yet)The boiz are back together in the flesh at last and they're so excited about it they confidentally f up which epsiode they're up to, right outta the gate. United, Guybo and Timbly turn on Zacole and deconstruct the flaws behind this issue-ridden 'hero' of the film. They then turn their critical eyes to the problems with Summerfest (and there's a lot). Also this week - is this truly Page's film? The Flash turns out an amazing sentimental prank and #TWIOAT is back to courting Blaze Pizza. So please, tweet a selfie and tag in @BlazePizza @GuyMont and @Tim_Batt. Together, we'll get these boys paid.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A zone in which Guy and Tim plug comedy gigs that have now already happened (sorry, little late to publish this one) and Tim reveals what lies in waiting at BlazePizza.co.nz - a domain he personally owns. A national kiwi shaming of our whacky naming scheme for sports teams is shouldered by the boiz and the concept of a Very Grown Ups Christmas is suggested by a listener. Ultimately, it's all about LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guybo and Timbo conclude their latest long distance watch of WAYF with an extended discussion on the nature of soft serve, ice cream and the use of these labels. Is a sexual revolution coming to musical instruments thanks to James Reed and Zacole? The merits of a Steak and Shake's hand-dipped milkshakes are chewed over and the return of a very special guest THE KNIFE 2.0! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY OMNYSTUDIO.COMGuy and Tim are still apart but the Friendzone is a big enough zone to ignore that physical limitation. This zone's got celeb friends, conspiratorial friends, 80s pop music friends. The lads discuss how you should probably approach the drinking games. Pokemon Go gets some time on the zone. Guybo gets his geography corrected and Timbly appreciates funding for snacks in the asylum this year of WAYF will surely send him to. Plus, we're getting back over to the /r/TWIOAT sub on Reddit! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spindly has had the rare treat of watching the film with his girlfriend, a viewer who is in the Learner's Jacuzzi (never seen WAYF before). Flash, meanwhile has watched the film solo in Lambourn, England. This week there's a new-found empathy for the most punchable face in the film. There's anger. Timbo's lashing out at GuyGuy again but this time, he hasn't been drinking. The terms 'failing out' and 'spin' get a jolly good airing as does some MAXIMUM VOLUME for MAXIMUM JOSEPH. And just what in the heck has happened to Guy's sister? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH! Midway through this Friendzone, your boy Flash regales an increasingly quesy Timbly with a story of European medical misadventure. Thanks to Keith Stebor for providing a new theme this week that goes some way to bringing us back from the horrible, disgusting abyss.Also a lovely wee sample of WALK OUT BOYS is what you're hearing at the end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kearny (Guybo) is beaming in from Rome, Italy and Jimbo (Timbo) is in Auckland. Together, yet apart, they've just watched We Are Your Friends for the 14th time this year. This watch is all about the social melting pot of suburban life and Guy's design for New Zealand's new flag, which involves lyrics written in the man's own blood. A lot of attention on that birthday cake this week. And strippers. AND surrending to Adam Sandler/Netflix. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spindly Timbly Wimbly has been in the wars and his body is giving up on him. But that will not stop him offering a full troated apology to all in sundry for his unnecessarily agressive performance on the last episode. Guy continues to be thwarted by subpar European internet connections and your favourite hosts of a show where-they-watch-and-review-the-same-film-every-week-for-a-year have a big announcement regarding HOWL.FM! All this and more listener mail than you can shake a stick at [though technically, at what point can you NOT shake a stick at something because of its size? What a strange idiom]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZRyan Heron (I dunno, Guy's mate? He makes movies, get over it) joins us for a Skype watch of We Are Your Friends split between NZ and Spain where Guy and Ryan are. Knowing no Spanish. Like, none. Tim's been doing some lonely drinking and finds a new appreciation for the film. Ryan muses on the possibility of JarHead losing his life rather than Squirrel, or possibly multiple boiz. The looking pool is back and we have (from memory) the first ever unsuccessful pitch session on the podcast. #JarheadsGonnaBeJarhead #DickFullOfDiamonds Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY OMNYAPP.COMIt's symbiosis, it's a laggy connection to Spain, it's bongo drums, it's fudging your birth certificate cause you're an Olympic athlete from a developing nation. It's The Friendzone, is what it is. In this obscenly late to be released update to the TWIOAT canon; The Flash and Timbly Wimbly are sharing recent tales of medical woe, letters from people who don't know what Bongo Drums are AND trying to improve the American banking system. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ - the only internet provider who will throttle neither you, nor your family.This week the boys are joined by their first guest for the season: Alice Snedden of the newly released Boners of The Heart podcast (out now!) This week's ritualistic act of cinematic self-flagellation is thankfully detoured by a delightful anecdote delivered by Alice about a production of High School Musical she'd just seen, put on by a bunch of apparently lackluster kids. A return to Gettin' Sentimental and at long last THE PITCH segment is back too. Enjoy, and listen to Boners Of The Heart and go to Facebook.com/BonersOfTheHeart too. Good on ya. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guybo and Timtim are apart again. Separated by great distances but draw together by their journey in cinema. The Friendzone is a zone for theories, letters and every now and then, Guy's mum to join us. Can Tim sing? Are all the WAYF boys warlocks? Not sure - some these letters are very long! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do sex toys come to life in the Toy Story universe? Is Johnn Depp a knifeguy? What's the audience for a Swiss Army knife? Probably the Swiss Army! But those other two questions stand. With renewed vigour, your favourite fucboiz run into battle against Zacole, Jarhead and the rest of the gang for the 11th time. Shining lights are casting a harsh light on the lack of plot and Tim seems to think Pixar doesn't make films. Or something. It's all a bit hard to follow. The only thing you need to remember is: Mouth full of concrete, dick full of diamonds (that's the Gold Star Reality difference!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well it's the Friendzone, with Tim and Guy. Come to the Frienzone, and have a good time. Yes, it's the Friendzone, with Tim and Guy. Cause making friends is the best idea of all time!Taxes, letters of love, people named Alasdair - this Friendzone truly has it all. Tim needs to warm up before launching into the mailbag, Guy is happy as Larry due to running, a slice from Alice and not having just watched We Are Your Friends. We learn the German for 'punchable face' and a dope potential sequel for WAYF is submitted from a listener. Also, Guy does more accents! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ - they're the internetOh boy, what a stinker. Bring on the drinks cause this episode is just a sad little convo between two sad little boys. Why are we all still here doing this? It's unconscionable. The only way this would be any sadder is if you weren't here listening. ANYWAY.Guybo and Timbley Wimbley are back at again, praising Page  - everyone's favourite 2D character. The stars are engaged in a talent quest with backflips, whistling and cry-DJing. Mayor Steve from NYC makes a breif appearence. It's all a bit of a mess really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbo needs some alone time, Guybo is trying to find the best party convo locale. Here in the Friendzone we're always looking to meet new friends and sometime, fall asleep immediately. Big ticket items on the menu this week, Guy has a gig in Welly coming up and Tim is starting a podcast network (Insta @LittleEmpirePodcasts | Twitter @https://twitter.com/littleempirepod). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZGuy is trying to show the movie the respect it has shown him on this, its ninth outing, which ain't a ton. Tim is addressing questions of why the boys didn't pick a sequel for this season (sort of) and opens up a can of worms trying to guess at what WAYF2 would even be. Paul McCartney conspriacies, talk of James Cameron's Titanic and what is a peanut? It's the final single digits watch of Zacole's ticket to DJ fame. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HEY, THERE'S A THEME SONG NOW! The Friendzone is really coming of age. Lots of lovely letters, donations and theories about the film in this zone AND more talk of the elusive NZ hardcore/grind metal scene. Immigrants and emigrants and podcast shout outs for all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZTim attempts to become the Zacole. He's dived right into the soundtrack of We Are Your Friends which is setting a dangerous precedent for absorption of the product. Meanwhile, in the movie, phone calls start crossing interdimensional bounds and land in the Entourage universe. Johnny Depp is a tiny ant man. Tim Gunn is a ham. "Improv is a tragedy within comedy" - Tim Batt; June, 2016. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello to you, friend of TWIOAT. Hopefully. Here's who else made it into the zone: Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Curious Charles, a poet named Patrick AND Beyonce. Guy and Tim also discuss the man from Nantucket, Hamilton and The Comedian's Comedian podcast. Everything, that's anything, that's not watching We Are Your Friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZThe boys get railroaded immediately away from dicsussion of WAYF and on to the topic of Roy Sullivan - a man who's been struck by lightning seven effing times. We learn a little more about which of the fuckbois is university educated, which meal is by far the fanciest of the day AND a new musical act is introduced to the fold. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A friendzone in the ten zone, Timbo and GuyGuy are still in different parts of the world but luckily, also still friends. Fan mail this week from Wisconsin, Ah Kansas and SUMMERFEST! A special, brief and quiet return to a certain Partier time in our lives for a funky lil one year also. It's good to be friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZMore #DadHead, more discussion of how these fucbois make their $$$, more people having sex live on Guy's end of the convo. It's a brand new exciting WAYF watch and the lads are still miles apart. Tanya Ramero is back struggling with that shoebox of cash, Page is still trying to copulate with rare and precious minerals and Timbo and GuyGuy are trying to stay positive in the face of a less than ideal situation. A plodding, math heavy episode. The boys hope you like it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy's nickname, celebrity high school bullies, calling people 'bro' in Tim's voice; And that's just the first 3 and a half minutes! The Friendzone is the zone for friendship. It's also a space for Timbo and Guyguy to read listener mail, thank contributors and muse on the nature of NZ's potential political landscape (if you combined Lord of The Rings lore and the Flight of The Concords universer). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZAnd brought to you again through the magic of Skype. The boys have been listening by themselves, an ocean apart but nothing can stop them! Tim's making a roast with chilli potatoes, Guy is researching press junkets pre-watch. Guy and Tim introduce the concept of DadHead (JarHead's dad). Page is back and this week, he's trying to have sex with diamonds.The lads also lay down a heavy theory about America exporting propaganda using annoying preppy college boys. You're going to enjoy this, we're all going to have a lot of fun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shout out to KIRK LINDSAY for the Gameboy intro/outro based on season two's theme.In the friendzone this week, our good wee boys are separated by a big stretch of water known as the Tasman Sea. Using their wits and technology though, this has proved no match for them. References to Guy's university career, flashback cuts of season one, excellent fan mail and a political ending await you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZGuy and Tim are back in the pool and trying to describe the plot of WAYF in a few short minutes. Someone's playing baseball, there's extensive moustache chat. The boys beg the question - What is a comet? GuyGuy attempts a new recurring segment but Timbo is fair from convinced this one is going to go the distance. Also, our main man Monty has lost his underwear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in the friendzone but Guy's missing some underwear! Trapped at the hands of dastardly technology, it was. But don't worry cause we've got donations and new intros to share. International shout outs, academic references, Gameboy music and your two best brave boys from New Zealand await your audio embrace. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZThird watch of the film and the boys' enthusiasm is palpably slowing. Gone are the confident calls of 'Citizen Kane of our generation' and in their place is questioning commentary. Questions about whether Zacole is really the hero we thought OR instead, a homophobic punchy man. Jarhead gets some much deserved spotlight in this ep as does one other quarter of the boys' quadrant, Johnny Depp. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the friendzone. A zone where we talk as friends. Tim's got a bee in his bonnet and can't remember which Friendzone it is. Guy's on the top of the world and fears the friendzone turning into a popular comedy podcast from one Marc Maron.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Guy and Tim have done a live record and it's all a bit shambolic. The audio quality is abysmal, the lads are far from perfect too. In a late night, in a comedy club, the second watch has yeilded strangely positive views of the film. Tim called it 'the Citizen Kane of our time'. The death of Squirrel and it's necessity to the narrative is discussed, as is the asshole-ness of (newly minted character) Jar-head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SEE THE MIGHTY BOYS LIVE THIS SATURDAY IN AUCKLAND!Guy and Tim are back in the friendzone rummaging through some listener-created intro track submissions. They're pretty bloody excellent TBQH IMPO. Also - a very expensive prop from Grown Ups 2 is on the market and the Paddy/Zac bro-down experiences an early hurdle.There will be a live recording of their second watch at 11pm this Saturday at Monetcristo Comedy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back in front of the screen. A screen that will be playing WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, the Zac Effron 2015 DJ movie once a week, every week, for the next year. It's an exciting time. A brand new shiny and altogether shorter adventure awaits our heroes. With no Sandler or Sex gals to hold the boys back are we in for a free and easy ride? Only one way to find out. Welcome to Season Three. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZThe lads are back in the saddle. But a different saddle. A Pixels saddle. They're joined by Paul Verhoeven of the 28 Plays Later podcast in a very strange hotel room in central Melbourne to watch the 2015, 17% Rotten Tomatoes-awarded film PIXELS. In this podcast mash up (ft a very disturbing mash up intro) Guy, Tim and Paul delve back into the Sandlerverse replete with a Lamensoff, the usual sexism we've come to except AND a beautiful shitworld built on top of beloved franchises. Enjoy the terrible audio quality, a burned out Montgomery and three men united by hate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim pop back in to your ear holes to say hello and fill you in on what's coming soon. Recorded in a Melbourne AirBNB, on a bed, for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim share are in NYC! The pair share their epic travelling tales in this mini episode and shower their appreciation on all the contributors to the show. Thank you one and all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back in The Friendzone, enjoying some lovely music (courtesy of Mild 7 via Lotus Pool Records) and diving into some listener support, chatter from sub Reddit (r/TWIOAT). Intergallatic Gloryhole appears in the stars, Tim cannot remember Guy AND MORE SANDWICH JOKE EXPLAINATION! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim release a mini episode of the podcast to thank people who have been giving us money and let you know our impending plans! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.