SUPERPOD is back! Hosted by Gone By Lunchtime's Toby Manhire and featuring Jane Yee and Alex Casey from The Real Pod, Duncan Greive from The Fold, Gone By Lunchtime's Annabelle Lee-Mather, Simon Pound from Business Is Boring, Bernard Hickey from When The Facts Change and The Spinoff Podcast Network's Te Aihe Butler and Samuel Robinson, SUPERPOD 2023 is the crossover to end all crossovers. From intense discussion of government policy to figuring out what the heck a skibidi toilet is, we celebrate the best and worst of what has been a rollercoaster year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time. The Si-nal countdown has hit zero and our very last episode is upon us. Join Jane, Alex and Duncan for a feature length nostalgia extravaganza and revisit the greatest hits of The Real Pod over the last eight years. Hear clips from our very first episode, cursed footage from some very late nights, and a very special clip from a very special guest. In the words of the Max Key corner sting, we'll never forget you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the final week of both My Kitchen Rules NZ and The Real Pod and we are feeling wobblier than Matt and Kurt's panna cotta. Join us as we recap the weirdest comedian dining experience ever captured on camera, and the dramatic finale that saw the best (men) chefs in the country help to decide the $100K winner. Also: Duncan fell asleep in public again and Alex embarrassed herself in front of a reality star again. The Real Pod! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you ever stay up extra late, one hand hovering nervously over the remote, waiting to catch a tantalising glimpse of nudity on TV? You were not alone. Join us for the final episode of Remember When as we reminisce about the good ol' days of the 90s. When Sky 1's raunchy after-midnight programming, captured the attention of likeminded viewers across the nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The stars are out to play this week and we aren’t just talking about Mike Pero at the Christchurch show. Celebrities descended on MKRNZ to judge a six course degustation, which resulted in some of the horniest feedback this podcast has ever heard. There’s also a lot of new radio shows being announced, yet still no invite for Big Mum, Lexie and Dunc? Weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What happens when you mix fancy artisan milk with yummy chocolate? Lines round the block, security guards in supermarkets, and Chelsea Winter stepping over her own aunty of course! Join us as we remember the release Lewis Road Creamery chocolate milk in 2014, a product which instantly created a black market, national chaos, and global attention. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s been at least three months since we last made a Big Announcement, so we’re due for another and here it is. Please listen to this short chat and if you have any questions afterwards visit: https://thespinoff.co.nz/trpquestions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Things are starting off a little differently this week, and we're not just talking about Pascal and Vikki's gin-soaked salmon. After a very big little announcement, it is back into MKRNZ for the final instant restaurant and a big public barbecue. Gatecrashers! Tuna! And the truth about Jim Corr! We're sorry so much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who the hell puts tinned spaghetti on pizza?! In April 2017 that cry was heard the world over after then prime minister Bill English casually posted his spag-covered pizza on Facebook and asked the internet to ‘like if you agree’. Was it a clever distraction tactic at a time the PM was under intense scrutiny, or an innocent play at connecting with the voting youth? Only Bill knows why he shared his controversial pizza piccie, but we’ll all remember it forever. If you enjoy this podcast and are hungry for more, sign up for The Real Pod Extra on Substack. There’s plenty of free pop culture content there and if you upgrade to a paid subscription you’ll get a bonus episodes of The Real Pod every week (featuring reality TV recaps and pop culture gossip) along with other exclusive perks. Join the Real Pod community! Subscribe to The Real Pod Extra on Substack Join The Real Pod Corner on Facebook Join our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back in the kitchen this week and Jane has some judge's feedback on last week's smorgasbord of errors. Then it is over to Emilie and Anya's for dry sausage and runny choux, before Julia and Matthew face a cavalcade of kitchen nightmares. Plus, who is the real villain of MKRNZ? The answer may surprise you… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you thought Erin Simpson's theme tune was rocking, wait till you hear this. Join Alex and Duncan as they look back at a very special 2010 episode of The Erin Simpson Show, in which a Christchurch death metal band played to a mosh pit of children on the after school kids' show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Time to leave the island and head into the kitchen as we sharpen our knives for the first week of My Kitchen Rules NZ. Join Duncan and Alex as they discuss the power of a good bisque, Manu doing a manu, as well as some real news about The Project NZ and Toni Street’s star-studded birthday party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane, Duncan and Alex are joined in the studio by the freshly crowned winner of Celebrity Treasure Island 2023 to talk about the highs and lows, the secret alliances and the beauty of sleeping in the finalist yurt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In 2005, one groundbreaking makeup product emerged that promised to fix every one of our problems in one sunkissed swipe. She was a bronzer, a blusher, a contour, a foundation, an eyeshadow and a lipstick, and she came with an iconic jingle that basically defined what it meant to be a woman ("mobile, hairstyle, lingerie, PDA"). Join Jane Yee and Alex Casey as they remember the glowing heyday of Thin Lizzy 6-in-1. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The collapse of the comedian coalition has sent shockwaves through camp in the penultimate week of our favourite silly little game. We started the week waving farewell to Big Bopper Steve Price, and ended it with Laura sending Eli back to the flat after defeating her bestie in a game of topply card sand baggie balance. Now just five castaways remain while we perch precariously on the edge of our seats to see if one of the comedians can conquer, or if the treasure be unearthed by powerhouses Turia or Nick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In 2003 we were paying $30 for CDs and mainlining music videos. The internet was a bit slow, so there was huge demand for music videos on the telly to see the not many, if any, dudes who could roll like this. Juice TV had been plugging away on Sky, but then C4 entered the chat offering endless music videos that were free for all, and a slew of top notch hosting talent to boot. As C4 celebrates its 20 year anniversary, Jane and Duncan remember the glorious arrival of our last great music channel while simultaneously realising we didn’t know how good we had it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Water levels rose at the lake this week as the tears flowed and the eliminated rode (off into the sunset forever, RIP). The individual game is here and it's brought out a ruthlessness in our castaways that we never saw coming. And the biggest shock of all? Not even aliens could protect Blair from topply blocks in the elimination arena. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ahead of the incredibly tense 2011 Rugby World Cup, Abstain for the Game was a Telecom (now Spark) ad campagin using former All Black captain Sean Fitzpatrick, in a tuxedo, driving a pink dodgem, asking a tightly wound nation to keep it in their pants. It was an extremely odd ad, and created a furious response from a humourless public. Within days it was withdrawn with heavy apologies. But the ad has aged well, and as The Real Pod remembers when, they also ask – did we get this one wrong? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dictator, James Mustapic, joins us this week to recap the week that was on Celebrity Treasure Island: Te Waipounamu. A week that saw comedians causing chaos, teams being cleft in twain and two powerhouse players heading for home. It’s already been an iconic season, but we’ll never forget the moment that guy from Shorty Street Uno-reversed Eli’s mercy card with the kind of sensational block Mark Richardson could only dream of. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At 7 o'clock in December of 2007, after a six-month-long mystery, families gathered around their television sets to discover the identity of the serial killer responsible for murdering several female Shortland Street characters. What ensued was one of New Zealand television's most iconic moments. Join us as we remember the Ferndale Strangler, Joey Henderson. If you enjoy this podcast and are hungry for more, sign up for The Real Pod Extra on Substack. There’s plenty of free pop culture content there and if you upgrade to a paid subscription you’ll get a bonus episodes of The Real Pod every week (featuring reality TV recaps and pop culture gossip) along with other exclusive perks. Join the Real Pod community! Subscribe to The Real Pod Extra on Substack Join The Real Pod Corner on Facebook Join our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It wasn’t a good week in Te Waipounamu for anyone whose name begins with M. After losing captaincy to James, Matilda beheaded Mary (with a little help from slippery Jordan) before succumbing to the guillotine herself at the hands of one Sir Blair Grylls. Our beloved Tāme bowed out on account of his lovely old bones, leaving a gaping hole in the spirit of Tohorā and, quite frankly, the whole nation. It seems the early game niceties have come to an end as alliances form, trust is broken and a certain someone doesn’t share his cheeseburger. Last week we had a lovely telly show, but this week we have a game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In an act of utter madness, Gone By Lunchtime (long term rival of The Real Pod) did a 12 hour livestream last week featuring a list of high profile MPs, political commentators and… Duncan and Jane. Taken from the eleventh hour of the Election 2023 Megapod, join us for the chaotic crossover episode nobody asked for. We discuss the intersection of politics and reality TV (read: Dancing with The Stars) and collectively Remember When the worm ruled our televised election debates. If you enjoy this podcast and are hungry for more, sign up for The Real Pod Extra on Substack. There's plenty of free pop culture content there and if you upgrade to a paid subscription you’ll get a bonus episodes of The Real Pod every week (featuring reality TV recaps and pop culture gossip) along with other exclusive perks. Join the Real Pod community! Subscribe to The Real Pod Extra on Substack Join The Real Pod Corner on Facebook Join our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As Alex heads off to eat, pray, love, 18 celebrities land on a lake to starve, cry, vomit. That’s right, Celebrity Treasure Island is back baby, and we couldn’t be more excited. Week one didn’t disappoint as our castaways looked for a loo, brokered alliances and battled the windiest wind that ever did wind. The beans are soaking, the comedians are joking, and Steve Price is Bloking. Thank God for this show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It harnessed the power of a new website called "Facebook" and it helped launch the careers of our brightest comedy stars in Rose Matafeo and Guy Montgomery, so why did TVNZ pull the plug on TVNZ U? Join us as we remember the most chaotic and groundbreaking youth channel the country has ever seen. If you enjoy this podcast and are hungry for more, sign up for The Real Pod Extra on Substack. There's plenty of free pop culture content there and if you upgrade to a paid subscription you’ll get a bonus episodes of The Real Pod every week (featuring reality TV recaps and pop culture gossip) along with other exclusive perks. Join the Real Pod community! Subscribe to The Real Pod Extra on Substack Join The Real Pod Corner on Facebook Join our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It all started in 2001 when Pieta Keating jumped from winning the first season of normie Treasure Island to hosting the same show only jam-packed with Aotearoa's finest early 00s celebs. Now, with the show about to enter an all new season, join us as we remember when Celebrity Treasure Island began. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this extra special emergency episode, we dissect the strange new supertease for the upcoming season of Celebrity Treasure Island which includes Matootles in tears and Tāme Iti calling someone a dumbass. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Celebrity Treasure Island starting next week, it's time for a good old chaos pod. Why is The Hoff everywhere? Why is Mike Puru leaving? And what does a post "come box" New Zealand look like? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It began with Justin Bieber's hat being stolen and ended with the popstar being doused in L&P and not knowing what German is. Join us as we remember when Biebermania hit Aotearoa during his chaotic 2010 press tour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive as they discuss the final week on Three's murderous reality show, including meal of eyeball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this extra special emergency episode of The Real Pod, we reveal and react to the incredible star-studded cast of Celebrity Treasure Island season five. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was set to be the most talked-about reality series of 2012, until a little brown mouse ran into the middle of Sally Ridge's kitchen and blew it up into a nationwide scandal. Join us as we remember when The Ridges used a stage mouse to make television history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Last week, Below Deck Down Under was rocked by a serious incident on board that made headlines around the world. In this bonus episode, Duncan Greive and Alex Casey discuss what happened, how the production reacted, and what it says about how far both reality TV and society has come. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive as they dissect week four of Three's murderous reality show, including a blackmail, a kidnapping and a curious character called Zugaballantyne. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How did a silly yacht race prompt rumours of sniper rifles and sports heroes being called traitors by grown adults? The ad exec behind the Goldstein ads got carried away and created a campaign which escalated into terrifying intensity and made international news in 2003. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive as they dissect week three of Three's murderous reality show, including wine barrel drama, sheep herding and sacrificial lambs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some might remember 1999 as the year Helen Clark became prime minister. We remember it as the year Carlos Spencer and his abs promoted choccie biccies in a racy campaign that saw pearls being clutched the nation over. Join Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive as they look back on the iconic ad that paved the way for future All Blacks to strip down to their undies for a paycheck. If you enjoy this podcast and are hungry for more, sign up for The Real Pod Extra on Substack. There’s plenty of free pop culture content there and if you upgrade to a paid subscription you’ll get a bonus episodes of The Real Pod every week (featuring reality TV recaps and pop culture gossip) along with other exclusive perks. Join the Real Pod community! Subscribe to The Real Pod Extra on Substack Join The Real Pod Corner on Facebook Join our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive as they dissect week two of Three's murderous reality show, including the pajama alliance, Paul Henry's (un)birthday party and the tears of Darth Vanda. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a doppelganger in our midst". Join Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive as we look back on the suit-based X Factor NZ scandal that stopped the nation in its tracks. If you enjoy this podcast and are hungry for more, sign up for The Real Pod Extra on Substack. There's plenty of free pop culture content there and if you upgrade to a paid subscription you’ll get a bonus episodes of The Real Pod every week (featuring reality TV recaps and pop culture gossip) along with other exclusive perks. Join the Real Pod community! Subscribe to The Real Pod Extra on Substack Join The Real Pod Corner on Facebook Join our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dust off your fedora and polish your cane, it's time to dive into the delicious deception of The Traitors NZ. Join Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive as they dissect week one of Three's big new reality show, including the sun-soaked New Zealand setting, the devilish hosting style of Paul Henry and the welcome return of our godhead Colin Mathura-Jeffree.  If you enjoy this episode and are hungry for more, then become a paid subscriber on our Substack where you’ll get one of these bonus episodes of The Real Pod every week, along with other perks. Join the Real Pod community! Subscribe to The Real Pod Extra on Substack Join The Real Pod Corner on Facebook Join our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Before we get to our massive bombshell, there's some thrilling celebrity news to get through including Jojo Siwa's southern sojourn, Kourtney Kardashian's pregnancy and Erin Simpson's chook-hungry baby. Also, Jane had a handsome bum doctor, and Alex had a scandal queenie at Cirque on Ice. We also recap the latest on Love Island UK before dropping some very big news about the future of the pod. Whatever could it be? You'll have to listen to find out. Join the Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The juggernaut reality series is back on TVNZ+ and has switched up the format a bit. Girls AND boys mingling at the start? Levitating contestants? Turkey teeth? Jane and Alex dissect their first impressions of the show and the cast, and Duncan ponders a new set of gnashers on his upcoming trip to continental Europe. Also, there's another Bachelor baby on the way, Shortland Street is about to drop a massive three-night cliffhanger, and Below Deck Down Under is coming back! Join the Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is Love Island launch week, and we could not be more excited to return to the villa! Alex got to chat with Iain Stirling ahead of the show's debut, but you'll have to wait until the end for that clip. First, we've got to get through our bungles of the week - Jane's excited about Pete Evans' bold new hairdo, the truth about Tina from Turners, plus some behind-the-scenes gossip from Tracked, and Duncan's review of the new season of I Think You Should Leave. Join the Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Allow us to take you inside the glitz and glamour of the Voyager Media Awards, in which MC Mike Puru delivered an incredible media-themed musical number to a standing ovation (from Alex Casey and Duncan Greive). We recap all the gossip and celebrity sightings of the week, and Jane Yee botches a hang with Dame Susan Devoy. All that, plus the bleak return of the Kardashians, a promising Taskmaster cast and a look back at Treasure Island, which premiered 26 years ago this week (we thought it was 25 but alas we cannot count). Join the Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The trio are finally reunited in the same studio for a true chaos pod. In the Real News, the Cornies have come through with beautiful IRL interactions and beautiful gifts, there’s been a dearth of celebrity sightings for Jane and an embarrassment of riches for Alex and Duncan. Here’s a reality check: Paris Hilton’s chihuahua is dead at 23, Honey Boo Boo has finished high school and Sophia Grace has had a baby. Also: we look at the new season of Selling Sunset, Three’s new reality show Tracked and Mike Puru’s incredible selling show on the NZ Herald. Join the Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook Go here to chat on our Discord server And go here for your very own Wonder Weeder Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week, another new reality franchise washing up on our shores. But as we discuss, Three’s Couples Therapy NZ is unlike anything we’ve ever seen before. Plus, the fate of the Sheep Shagger mug is revealed, Duncan and Evelyn from the latest season of Married at First Sight have finally gone public and Al from season nine has announced that he maybe got throat warts from doing a shoey. Join the Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the biggest reality television event of the year (apart from the Married at First Sight reunion), King Charles finally took the throne over the weekend and it could not have been weirder experience to recap. Then, we are joined in the studio by a very special guest from television history who recounts his unbelievably shocking experience being apart of a New Zealand reality show in the mid-2000s. Join the Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this extra special episode of The Real Pod, Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive don our silkiest tracksuits and go all the way back to spring 2004, when Dei Hamo's 'We Gon' Ride' exploded onto the New Zealand airwaves. As you can read about now in The Spinoff's oral history of the song, this was a time when hip hop in Aotearoa was at its peak, music video directors were hot property, and kids were still buying CD singles. So how did Sani Sagala, a former musician working in a South Auckland bakery, find himself in the centre of the hip hop storm with the highest selling single of the year? You'll have to listen (or read the story) to find out. You can read the full oral history of 'We Gon Ride' here. Join the Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pour yourself a cuppa in your favourite novelty mug, because Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive are back for another week of pop culture gossip. We investigate why Suzanne Paul is promoting everything from Liquorland to Burger King in the lead-up to the King's Coronation this weekend, and which Pussycat Doll is performing at the Coronation concert. Also, the teams for Tracked have been announced, Jason Momoa is mainlining Mainland cheese and Jane is still battling a flea problem. Join the Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back by popular demand (a single one star review) Alex Casey, Duncan Greive and Jane Yee are back with more local popular culture and reality TV gossip. Harry Warner is coming back to Ferndale with a new face, the Briscoes Lady isn't going anywhere and Paul Henry is coming back to host The Traitors, the most anticipated reality show of all year. All that, plus encounters with fleas, wizards and former Married at First Sight contestants blowing up our phones. Join the Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang is back together for more weird news and reality gossip than you can shake an amulet at. Duncan Greive is back from an ancient wonder of the world, Jane Yee is incensed by an upcoming feijoa festival and Alex Casey clocked a couple of exciting local celebs on a weekend getaway. Neil Finn is on Bluey, The Phantom of the Opera is no more and Suzanne Paul has arrived in the Briscoes universe. Plus, we look at what the cast of MAFSAU are doing with their newfound fame and fortune. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Married at First Sight has finished for another year, but that doesn't mean your old pals at The Real Pod are going anywhere. Join Jane Yee and Alex Casey as the recap their pop culture consumption over Easter, deep-dive into Rod Stewart's lack of dock rocking and recap what we know about Taylor Swift's break-up. Also, Succession just delivered one of the best episodes in yonks, Jane is making a bid for Celebrity Bake Off and Max Key is trying to launch a new and confusing catch phrase. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have reached the end of our journey and what an emotional roller coaster it has been. Jane Yee and Alex Casey are here to recap the final vows and reunion special of Married at First Sight Australia, complete with unwanted print-outs, sexting scandals and a glimmer (or at least a work trip) on the horizon for Jesse and Claire. Which bride has Duncan been spotted with around town? Why is Cam getting naked in a nightclub? And what happened to Tahnee and Ollie's fish? Plus a quick visit to the Max Key Corner for the first time in yonks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's home town week on Married at First Sight Australia! Join Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive as we grab our Canterbury shorts and a Barramundi to pash to recap all the drama from across 'Straya. Which groom will emerge as the most eligible bachelor in Australasia? Whose relationship will crumble over a cupboard? And what happened to Ollie and Tahnee's fish???? All that, plus some more riveting garden chat. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Feedback Week on Married at First Sight Australia, containing one of the most risky and controversial challenges in the show's history. Speaking of risky and controversial, Jane Yee is so sick that Alex Casey and Duncan Greive have to go it alone. Is Layton the worst-dressed groom? What's going on with Alyssa? And when will Ollie get cast on SNL? All that, plus a surprise phone call that nobody saw coming. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane Yee and Duncan Greive as we dissect all the eavesdropping drama from retreat week. Which couple takes a trip to Pound Town? Which groom strips down to his birthday suit? And which couples do we think are fated to leave the experiment? You'll have to listen to find out... Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is this the most dramatic butt-dial in TV history? Join Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive as we dissect the most thrilling season of Married at First Sight in human history. Which groom will go "beast mode"? Which bride will be "broken"? And which couple adopts 14 fish? You'll have to listen to find out. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The secret is out: Adam and Claire kissed on that big night out and everyone is fuming! Join Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive as we recap all the drama from yet another outstanding week on Married At First Sight Australia, including the arrival of two new ridiculous couples and the exorcism of two of the most toxic. Plus, we dissect the complete undoing of Adam, the bizarre Harrison redemption arc and the unbridled fury of Alyssa. What MAFS monster will arise next week? We're scared. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane Yee sits down with the victor of Treasure Island: Fans v Faves to discuss a season filled with broken alliances, breakdowns and redemption. Which other finalist almost nabbed the treasure? Which castaway did the most toilets? And what was the strategy that ultimately led to taking home the $50,000 for their charity? You'll have to listen to find out. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've made it to the final week of Treasure Island: Fans v Faves! Game titans Art Green and Lance Savali have been knocked out in an epic fire-making task, last-fan-standing Wardie couldn't last on the endurance pole and we have an incredible top three – Dame Susan Devoy, Matty McLean and Lana Searle. Who will find the treasure and be our VIP guest on the pod tomorrow? And what surprise has Jane hidden in our studio? You'll have to listen to find out... Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A week of longing gazes, melty hugs and intimate dates sees some couples thrive and others completely fall apart. Alyssa and Duncan step into their Barbie and Ken potency, Jesse and Claire turn a corner and even Melinda and Layton are getting along. As for Shannon and Harrison... are they the worst grooms the franchise has ever seen? What will happen to Caitlin and Bronte? And will any allegations ever stick to the self-proclaimed Tefal man? Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the island becomes a true chess match for the faves (at times literally). Dame Susan is having a medical emergency, Matty McLean is dumping all of his emotions and Joe Cotton is working on her most dramatic winged eyeliner yet. Plus, which celeb pretends to have a serious bout of diarrhoea to secure their future in the game? You’ll have to listen to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Its week two and already we have affair allegations, multiple girls on the outside, and dinner party drama! Join Jane, Alex and Duncan as they recap all of the MAFS madness, including gold-medal gaslighting from Harrison, the unravelling of Jesse and the complicated sexual politics of Melissa and Josh. All that, and a real life confession letter that will leave you reeling. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, the teams merge and tensions arise. How will the celebrities cope with having boring old normies around? Will old alliances hold up? And how is anyone else ever going to beat Art and Lance at this game? Also, Jane gives us the inside scoop on two of the most jaw-dropping elimination battles that Treasure Island has ever seen. Bring tissues and build your own barbeques, bitches! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're recapping the 10th season of Married at First Sight Australia and there could not be more drama! Week one saw the return of the "Girl on the Outside", a handful of contenders in the running for 'Worst Man Ever' and more beauty influencers than you can shake a ring light at. Who's teeth has Jane the most excited? Are Grain Waves chips or a crackers? And which couples are actually going to last this twisted experiment? You'll have to listen to find out. Join the Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's a storm a'brewing on Treasure Island, and Alex and Jane are here to break it all down. The fans are rocked by a new team member, and the faves face the consequences of their Dame's early morning strolls. Matty McLean is playing his heart out, Susan's eyelids are inverted and Joe Cotton is dressed as Harley Quinn. Plus, which players are storing secret gems in their pantaloons? You'll have to listen to find out. Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After his surprise resignation as CEO of The Spinoff, Duncan Greive gets interviewed by Jane Yee on his own serious podcast to discuss how doing things differently took The Spinoff from an irreverent TV blog to a respected online magazine, and why he's decided to hand over the reins. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the biggest week in Real Pod history! Jane made her debut in Treasure Island: Fans v Faves and we grill her all about the drama from week one. Why did she put up Micah? How brutal was the wrestling challenge IRL? And what were her concerns about joining Lance's alliance? You'll have to listen to find out... Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What has got Matty McLean crying, and then fainting? Who stole Dame Susan Devoy's rock? And how many hats can Jane wear on one TV show? The Treasure Island: Fans v Faves supertease has arrived today and we are fizzing at the bung reacting to all of the drama! Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a huge year in reality TV. Many of our favourite shows are just around the corner so Jane and Duncan take the time to catch up on all things real news. Plus, the glorious return of Love Island UK has us spitting out the hottest takes known to man. Get your tickets for Morningside Block Party here Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane, Alex and Duncan are BACK! We discuss what's been going on in our lives over the break - Jane is on the verge of TV stardom, Alex moved cities and Duncan... Went camping. Plus, we look at the enormous buffet of reality TV we'll be devouring in 2023. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! After years and years of podcasting about reality TV, one of our own has finally made it to the other side of the screen. Join us as we scream our way through the cast announcement of Treasure Island: Fans vs Faves, including the one and only Pod Mum herself, Jane Yee. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Duncan are still on break, so Jane once again calls upon The Real Pod producers Te Aihe Butler and Samuel Robinson to form "The B-Squad". Which producer feels emasculated by their board game obsession? Who swears Max Key as their mortal enemy? You'll have to listen to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SUPERPOD is back! And for 2022, we're bigger than ever! Hosted by Gone By Lunchtime's Toby Manhire and featuring Jane Yee and Alex Casey from The Real Pod, Duncan Grieve from The Fold, Leonie Holden from Nē?, Simon Pound from Business Is Boring, The Spinoff editor Madeline Chapman and The Spinoff Podcast Network's Te Aihe Butler, SUPERPOD 2022 might as well be the Avengers: Endgame of SUPERPODs. From the Black Ferns historic win to Mike King's villainous turn on Celebrity Treasure Island we cover the incredible highs and lows of what has been a terribly special year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane has been abandoned by Alex and Duncan so she calls upon her trusty producers Te Aihe Butler and Samuel Robinson to form "The B-Squad". Which producer fell in love with Treasure Island this year? Which producer can eat an entire pavlova in one sitting? You'll have to listen to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the most illustrious and star-studded awards event on the calendar, Jane, Alex and Duncan present their coveted Real Pod awards for 2022. Which celebrity will take out the Humpty Dumpty Award for Most Public Egg? Who receives the coveted Look Sharp trophy for Too Many Masks? And which superstar winner will appear live in the studio to give their acceptance speech? You'll have to listen to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been a hell of year for a number of reasons, and that's even before Rita Ora arrived with her tiny cigarettes and her big ideas. In this episode, we look at back at the best bits of real news that have come across our Real Pod news-desk in 2022 including a mystery ham, the birth of Baby Zerin and the welcome return of Max Key to public life. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we reflect on the year of 2022 and the many years that have come before it, we thought it was the perfect time to look back at the 20 most memorable MAFS AU characters (from mostly the last four seasons). Join us as we reminisce about Pasta a la Troy, "I'm not your therapist" and Jessika Power's vocal fry. All that, plus an exclusive acceptance speech beamed in from across the ditch that has to be heard to be believed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's no local reality TV to talk about so we are taking a look back at the most memorable international shows of the year. Jane dials in from isolation to recap her beloved Sister Wives and The Bachelorette US, and then Alex and Duncan count down 10 of the best offerings from around the world. From Love Island UK to Hunted Australia to Selling Sunset, it has been a bumper year – but which show will take out the coveted top spot of these hastily thrown-together awards? You'll have to listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are down to the top 20 now so it is time to bring out the big guns with an extra special celebrity guest. Jane, Duncan, Alex and Susan Boyle assemble to count down the most memorable contestants in Celebrity Treasure Island history and have an absolute freak out about the CTI double-header we'll be getting next year. But who will take out the coveted top spot? You'll have to listen to find out... Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this very special bonus sealed section episode, Jane and Alex sit down with Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson to talk about what they learned in their new series Chris and Eli's Porn Revolution. We will also go behind the beaded curtain and share our earliest memories of encountering porn, from magazines stuffed under mattresses to being cordially invited to a Lemon Party. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now that the greatest show on Earth has finished for another year, we thought it was the perfect time to look back at the last three seasons of Celebrity Treasure Island and mercilessly rank the performance of each and every contestant. Who will place dead last? Who did we nearly forget? And who deserves another chance on the island? Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a SHOCKING second instalment of the Real Pod in just one week, Jane and Alex are joined in the studio by the triumphant winner of Celebrity Treasure Island 2022. Together, we discuss the dramatic, hair-raising finale of the greatest show on Earth. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boo! Which scary local celebrity is selling all their clothes on Facebook? What is the true identity of JJ Feeney's mysterious boyfriend? And what did Jane dress up as for Halloween? All that, plus we recap Monday and Tuesday night from the final week of Celebrity Treasure Island, where the battle of the sexes gets serious. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While Cam and Jesse are busy swearing on pinky promises, Taylor Swift is busy swearing up a storm on Midnights. The gang assembles to discuss to big pop culture moments of the week (Midnights release and Angela Stone’s ex at the mall) before getting stuck into Celebrity Treasure Island NZ. As the strat chat goes stratospheric, Bree challenges the belfie king at his own game and one celebrity completely crumbles under the pressure. Just another day in paradise! Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone is back from school holidays and boy oh boy do we have a show for you. Duncan is wearing a gold chain, Alex is pole dancing and Jane is hobnobbing with Ron Cribb at the bowling. We mourn the death of some celebrity dogs, try and wrap our heads around the first week of FBOY Island NZ and recap all the strat chat on Celebrity Treasure Island NZ. But which celebrity provided the biggest pratfall since Uncle Barry? You’ll have to listen to find out. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been a cursed week for reality television in New Zealand but at least we've got some exciting special guests for you. Stewart Sowman-Lund joins Alex Casey to talk about the disastrous auctions on The Block NZ and how FBOY Island NZ might be dead in the water before it has even begun. Plus, a mysterious monolith arrives in The Real Pod studio containing a REAL LIFE CELEBRITY who spills all the gossip from week six on Celebrity Treasure Island NZ. But who is it, who is it, who is it in the studio monolith? You'll have to listen to find out. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The monolith is opened and the Blue Penguin is unmasked in a huge week of reveals in Aotearoa. What does this huge twist in the game mean for Celebrity Treasure Island NZ? How is Te Kohe Tuhaka such a challenge beast? And how much filthier is Dame Susan Devoy going to get? All that, plus the return of flappy shoe, a late night car fire and the penultimate week on The Block NZ. Get into it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You won’t believe the number of celebrities we have seen IRL this week. Duncan saw Taika Waititi and Elizabeth Banks at the rugby and Alex saw The Mole at The Mall. There’s a fresh crop of lads for us to analyse ahead of the launch of FBOY Island NZ and a mysterious monolith on Celebrity Treasure Island that may or may not contain a naked and afraid Casey Franks. All that, plus The Block NZ groans towards the finish line with cat litter driveways and overstuffed outdoor areas. What’s the deal with old people and singing? You’ll have to listen to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Celebrity Treasure Island is rocked with another bombshell as Mike King does the most emotional dump of all time. Dame Susan and Lynette are at loggerheads over an apple, Siobhan has more alliances than hot dinners and Dylan is finally reunited with a tramp. We've also got the latest on The Masked Singer, FBoy Island NZ and all the hot goss from Stairwell Week on The Block NZ (hold your applause). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone’s talking about the new King but we only want to talk about Mike King. The bombshell intruder finally arrived on Celebrity Treasure Island this week and waged a path of destruction that ended with a truly shocking elimination that nobody could have seen coming. Meanwhile on The Block NZ, our teams repainted a wall. Also: you won’t believe which A-lister celebrity was (lost and) found at the Billie Eilish concert last week. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’ve made it to the very end of the season and we aren’t surprised that Culver is knocking back a few beers on the job in celebration. As the crew wraps up their last charter, Benny reflects on his growth, Jamie has a tantrum and Aesha says “cooch” a lot. Plus, which two crew members finally hook up? The answer WILL shock you. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So much reality TV, so little time. We are fizzing for the return of Celebrity Treasure Island, and the first week did not disappoint. From handsy challenges to uncomfortable rapping to whatever Lynette Forday is up to, we are already obsessed. Things are not quite as thrilling over on The Block NZ for kitchen week, but at least we get to see one contestant's voice box on national television. Also: Big Worm. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is the penultimate episode of Below Deck Down Under and they saved the best till last. Culver has gone off piste and is pashing guests, Brittini is wearing her heart on her sleeve and Jamie has started steaming Benny's shirts for some reason. Plus, are these the messiest guests in Below Deck history? And will they make it off the beach before low tide? Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever wondered what happens when you 'undo' a 'deflect'? Wonder no more, because The Block NZ is here to mess with your reality. It is garage, laundry AND kitchen week and our teams are throwing everything plus a painted opshop bike to woo our judges. Also: Jane had her dreams come true at Today FM, while Alex had a nightmare at Butterfly Creek. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apparently being on international waters means that incest is fine, as is putting your head under in a jacuzzi. It's another bawdy week on Below Deck, including "big dick energy" in the galley, the primary proposing a threesome and Culver getting stuck into some kissing. But not with Brittini???? Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's pilots over pirates baby! Join us for this emergency podcast as we dissect the surprise teaser for Celebrity Treasure Island 2022. Dame Susan Devoy is repping for menopausal women. Mike King is playing the bad guy. Karen O'Leary is crying. Also, what is that huge mystery plinth? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Forget about The Block NZ, this week is all about the shocking Masked Singer reveal on Sunday night. How did they get Mikey Havoc? Why does he have 400 masks? And does this mean that other celebs from the bowels of history (Jane Yee) are also in the running? We also spend 20 minutes talking about the slam poetry on The Block NZ and forget to talk about the rooms. True havoc. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server’s Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are in international waters and Jane is in the mood for sharing, which leads to a powerful story including a primitive belfie, a flip phone and Zed's Europe tour. On board Thalassa, Jason has gone on a rampage and fired everyone, Ryan is mooning himself silly and another New Zealander joins the crew. But did Captain Jason go to Burning Man or Coachella? All this and so, so, so much more. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We begin with some real news: Jane has experienced a Lomas-style family reunion, Alex has Real Podded an email to a fancy cornie and Duncan nearly forgot to come to the record. Things are just as hectic on the Masked Singer NZ where the Real Pod guessing panel are flailing terribly, and on The Block NZ where a short week leads to our first big fight. But which poddy is as flexible as bendy ol' Quinn? You'll have to listen to find out. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whatever you do this week, do NOT say the b-word around Jamie and do NOT ask Cheffy to make you a high tea. We recap all the drama from Episode 13 of Below Deck Down Under, including Culver's Compound, Jamie's hissy fit and a dramatic dismissal of a beloved Latina crew member. But what on Earth causes our Jane to start talking about Meet the Fockers? You'll have to listen to find out. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've got a lot of real news to get through this week including watching Love Island at the pub, all the Celebrity Treasure Island cast announcements and the return of Heartbreak Island. But the big scandal of the week is the fact Ben on The Block broke his moustache-shaving promise, and therefore our hearts. Would you rather sandpaper off your teeth, shoot your toes with a nail gun, or listen to this cool podcast episode? The decision is easy. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Once again, we have come up with a better episode title than Below Deck Down Under itself. It is Christmas on Thalassa this week, complete with Magda's tampon snow, Aesha's kinky reindeer and Culver in the role of jolly Saint Nick. But will Benny experience a Christmas miracle and be able to keep his job on deck? We consult the oracle (Duncan) to see what is in store for our friends at sea. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We begin with a brief recap of a baffling episode of The Masked Singer NZ that forced Jane to stay up till 2am researching clues. Then it is time to strap on your workboots and hit the tiles, because it is bathroom week on The Block NZ. Who will rock a wet room? Who will piss off the wolf? And what does this all have to do with Terry's Chocolate Orange? You'll have to listen to find out. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's another week on Below Deck Down Under and we are more excited than a drunken Brittini tearing into a watermelon. Cheffy Ryan is all alone on his angry potty, Jamie gets a verbal warning for Guilty Culver's mistake and Benny is back in the bad books. Also, a dramatic deep sea rescue and the biggest plate of crab we've ever seen. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We begin with a quick recap of The Masked Singer premiere, before getting out our Allen keys and flexing our flat-packing skills, because it's kids' bedroom week on The Block NZ. Which Block contestant executed a perfect Jim Halpert glance to camera? Did we just witness the return of The Ridges stage mouse? And why are producers showing us how the sausage is made? All that, and a celebrity cameo live on pod that nobody saw coming. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat on our Discord server Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane is back from a rocky voyage through the seas of Covid-19 this week but unfortunately Duncan is off feeding the cat. Speaking of food, did you know a crocodile only eats once a year? But how does one distinguish between an eating squid and a swimming squid? All that, plus some anthropological analysis on the role of smoking in the Below Deck multiverse. Join The Real Pod community! Go here to join The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat telly on our Discord server Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello, is this knobs and knockers? Four teams have returned for a redemption season of The Block NZ, and we are celebrating with what might be our worst episode yet. Jane forgets to record for a bit, Duncan is grizzly about the cast and Alex is trying to keep schtum. Join The Real Pod community! Go here for The Real Pod Corner on Facebook: www.thespinoff.co.nz/realpodcorner And here to chat on our Discord server: www.thespinoff.co.nz/realpoddiscord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you thought it was going to be smooth sailing this week, we regret to inform you that one of the crew has been struck down with the novel coronavirus and another is on holiday. We have no choice but to channel what we have learned from the Below Deck Down Under crew, including the enthusiasm of Chef Ryan at dinner time, the unwelcomeness of Keith Stone at a stag do and the endless waffle of Magda on the phone with Erik. Join The Real Pod community! Go here to join The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat telly on our Discord server Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just like a big barf in a jacuzzi, things have gone truly awry this week. Jane has been on her deathbed, Duncan has orchestrated a mutiny and Alex is still recovering from an oyster she ate 10 years ago. What better time to prepare yourself a huge bowl of flavourless risotto and dive into the latest drama of Below Deck Down Under. Join The Real Pod community! Go here to join The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat telly on our Discord server Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a week of horrific leaks, from Jane's roof caving in to Benny's toilet overflowing once more. Join as we recap the latest from a soggy Thalassa, including Culver's new mullet-wearing plumber character, Jamie ripping his swim shirt off to swim and a trip to the whitest beach in the Whitsundsays. Join The Real Pod community! Go here to join The Real Pod Corner on Facebook And here to chat telly on our Discord server Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go an fetch your finest mullet wig, because Culver the Entertainment officer has found a new apprentice in Magda. Meanwhile, Aesha is microwaving the milk, Ryan is serving seafood to all the guests who hate seafood, and Benny is having yet another sooky la-la. If you like Love Island, we also somehow end up talking about that quite a bit? It is what it is on Below Deck Down Under. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Below Deck Down Under, the primary guest climbs aboard with nothing but a tiny robe and some huge ideas about interior decorating. Also Cheffy is cheffing harder than he has ever cheffed, Magda doesn't know what a garnish is and Captain Jason takes his shirt off. Join Jane, Alex and Duncan as they recap the week that was, but don't you dare step over that anchor chain or we'll make you wear the idiot helmet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Benny's toilet is overflowing with poo water, Culver is suddenly a stripper pirate, and Captain Jason is dealing with excessive amounts of booty but no board shorts. Grab the wetvac and a mullet wig and join Jane, Alex and Duncan as they recap a messy, messy charter on SS Thalassa. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All crew on deck! A very special primary is onboard - NZ’s own chief stew Aesha Scott joins Duncan and Jane for a chinwag about life, love and loathing as the breakout star of the Below Deck franchise. Of course there’s also a recap of episode three, in which rock and roll hits the high seas, Jamie throws a tantrum about the lack of single ladies and Ryan is… well, Ryan’s Ryan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Captain Jason has more than the tide to worry about on Below Deck Down Under this week, as Chef Ryan gets extra cheffy and deckhand Benny flakes out while flaking anchor. Join salty seadogs Alex and Jane as they recap the second episode, complete with this week's shiny helmet award. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Despite the best efforts of Covid-19, Dancing With the Stars persisted all the way to the grand finale. Jazz Thornton was crowned the winner, Clinton Randall did a dance with Nadia Lim to 'My Sharona', and Kerre Woodham danced with a paddle instead of a partner. Also: Jane does a RAT live on pod and Alex recounts a harrowing interview experience with Tina Cross. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Button up your epaulets and head to the main deck as we set sail on a luxury recap season of Below Deck Down Under. Your crew today are Alex, Jane, and Duncan, and over the next 17 weeks we will help you navigate the stormy waters of tantrums, tip meetings and tacky table decor in this triumphant new offering in the Below Deck franchise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rhys and Eric have Covid, Vaz and Kerre are back on the d-floor, and there are samba sandwiches aplenty on this week’s chaotic semi-final of Dancing with the Stars NZ. Join Alex and Jane as they reel over the return of Walt, and predict which fancy-footed star will take home the Glitterball Trophy in Sunday’s grand final. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Evacuate the dance floor, our head judge Jane is away this week and we are sorry (so sorry). Join Alex, Duncan and Te Aihe as we struggle through to the end of the show worse than Eric Murray trying to find “the eight” on ‘Another One Bites the Dust’. It’s club bangers and “my jams” week on DWTS, so which of our jams would we bring to the show? And which star had the very best jam of all? And why do all the clothes look like they are going to dissolve in water? All that, and a bunch of other unmissable guff about fedoras. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Jane weaselled their way into the Dancing With the Stars NZ audience this week (to bring you all the behind-the-scenes goss you can flick a golden cape at). Which celebrity ate their earrings? Who was the most magnetic in the room?? What is the truth about Sharyn's booth?! And is Duncan finally jumping on the DWTS bandwagon...? You'll have to listen to find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dancing With the Stars is truly Real Podding itself with another shocking elimination this week. What is going on with the voting? What happened to the elimination dance-off?? And is it time for a Spinoff show with the eliminated stars?! Join Jane, Alex and Duncan as they recap all the sambas, the rumbas and the celebrity phone numbas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back for another season of Dancing With the Stars - complete with two new judges, a sparkly new set, and a shocker first elimination. Head Real Pod judge Jane makes some big calls based on very little evidence, Judge Alex thinks everyone should win, and Judge Duncan is furiously noshing on mandarin skin...but why? Join us to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In 2019, one throwaway news story about Mike Puru and a bad chicken burger captured The Real Pod’s attention. Today, in this very special episode, we finally uncover the truth... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Charge your shoey and join Alex, Jane and Duncan as they toast the end of another season of Married at First Sight Australia. While dinner is served to the participants one last time, we discover that Ella and Mitch have rekindled their relationship, just as Dom and Jack have called it quits. The following night, the gang gather on the couches to watch some incriminating footage and learn that Cody is still yuck after all. It’s the best worst telly there is, and what a ride it’s been. Stay tuned to The Real Pod, our next Real Recap will be the super delayed new season of Dancing With Stars NZ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’ve finally reached the business end of Married at First Sight Australia as our participants come face to face for final vows. Ahead of the big decision, Cody breaks his mother-in-law’s trust (and teacup), Mitch and Ella fall apart at the seams, and Jack is collateral damage in Liv’s vendetta against Dom. Join the unholy throuple of Alex, Jane, and Duncan as they say “I do” to the penultimate week of love loathing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you like high-octane supermarket delivery drama, we have the podcast episode for you. In a Real Pod first, we take calls from delivery men and pick-up packages live on pod. All that, and the exciting Dancing With the Stars line-up, a woman who went to hospital for farts, and a paper plane competition. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With final vows fast approaching, Reflections Week saw the Married at First Sight Australia participants thinking ahead to life on the outside. Hard questions were asked on final dates and unwanted guests caused a stir at the girls’ and boys’ nights. We raised a shoey to farewell Al and Sam, and raised our eyebrows at Selin’s demands for drama. Join Alex, Duncan and Jane for an extremely scientific analysis of this extremely scientific experiment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on The Real Pod we're dreaming of a better world; a world of retro papercuts, plentiful chicken noodles and Toyota Corollas from 1993. Alex and Jane recap all the important news of the week, including the launch of the Real Love Boat and a shirtless Zoom snafu for the ages. What’s the difference between a raisin and a sultana? What is the best prickle to get? All that, and a bombshell about The Real Pod format that will rock the experiment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Forget dinner; nothing but drama was served on Married at First Sight Australia this week, and not a single one of us was left hungry. We said goodbye to the last of our new couples as Carolina and Danny turned the commitment ceremony on its head before being turfed from the experiment. Liv continued her crusade to become the most villainous MAFS participant since time began. The revelation of an OnlyFans account sent shockwaves through the group, which led to the crowning of our new king and queen: Jack and Dom. Join Alex, Jane and Duncan as they rake through the coals of Homestay Week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First things first, does gum REALLY sit in your stomach for years and years?? The trio turn news-reading into mythbusting, raising the important q’s. As well as important q’s, Duncan reveals he’s a notebook hoarder and wants to giveaway archive Spinoff secrets, Alex relays her trip to the rattery, and (breaking news) the queen sorta looks like a watery stain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was a smashing week of drama on Married at First Sight Australia as our grooms partied hard and our brides locked horns during Retreat Week. Join Jane and Alex as they walk on broken glass to bring you their (armchair) expert commentary on Liv unleashing her petty bitch side, Carolina running 347 laps of the tennis court and Matt getting nearly as much action with Kate as Al did with Dion’s tracksuit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some serious breaking news: Dug the Potato is not who he says he is. A shell-shocked Alex and Jane process the news that Dug is, in fact, a gourd, before exploring the other big news of the week. Dancing With the Stars is coming back (again), cardboard cutout sales are going ballistic and a crafty scammer is stuffing tobacco pouches with mouldy bread. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s off to the movies as the families beam in for Feedback Week on Married at First Sight Australia. Al flexes his gaming skills to his father in law, Nona’s about to learn Domenica has period sex and Brent’s dad isn’t a fan of his new daughter-in-law’s filthy mouth. Meanwhile, Matt is hoping some perfume will spark joy in ice-cold Kate and Carolina definitely does not want to go to Bondi. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s an all Jane and Alex extravaganza for The Real Pod this International Women’s Day (aka Duncan had a meeting). New Zealanders are dreaming about teeth, Kate Hawkesby has been catfished and a platypus has been revived with CPR. Jane doesn’t have Covid, Alex might have fleas, but everything can change in an instant on The Real Pod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As the death knell tolls for Andrew and Holly's relationship, wedding bells are ringing for three new couples joining the experiment. We meet Kate, who has only ever wanted to be loved, just not by her new husband Matt. Carolina, whose make up meltdown delayed her nuptials to Dion by three hours. And Daniel, whose doomed marriage to Jessica already has him eyeing up Carolina. Turn up the air con – things are about to get hot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taika Waititi got a tattoo of Jane, a bull floated 80km down a river and we are really working our anxiety night shifts at the moment. In other news, Jane has had not one but two police interactions this week, Alex is starting a national conversation about "bumples" and Duncan is buying a chainsaw. It's fine, everything's fine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab some expired milk and drag your chair over for pashes aplenty as we embark on a recap of intimacy week on Married at First Sight Australia, in which some couples make a fresh start while others fall completely apart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Queen has Covid, a Finnish skier has a frozen penis and a Kiwi has been promoted to Chief Stew on the upcoming season of Below Deck: Down Under. If you thought that was all the important news you could handle, we’ve also got an update on Jane’s cleaning project, a review of the Covid-19 spit test and a Coke-based revelation that will shock and divide the nation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take two weddings, one dinner party, three gross looking cupcakes, approximately 350 sexual partners and the dregs of a dinner party shoey. Mix them all together, bake for four nights and voila! You’ve got week two on Married at First Sight Australia. Join Alex, Jane and Duncan as they recap the best, worst and most problematic moments of confession week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Like three yolks crammed into an egg, the trio are back for the another week of unusual news and real life humiliations. What would your 60 second talent be? How cool is it to draw eyes on a piece of art? And do monkeys really need Marvin Gaye to 'get it on'? All that, and one pod member admits they've been involved in a long Irish con. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To paraphrase the romantic poets Savage Garden, we knew we loved the new MAFS AU couples before we met them. Relive all the bungled cake cuts, clay-on-face clangers and honesty box horrors of week one as Anthony and Selin, Tamara and Brent, Domenica and Jack, Ella and Mitch, Andrew and Holly and Selina and Cody tie the knot. [This recap covers things that happened up to and including the episode airing on Thursday night in NZ.] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lots of horny happenings in the news this week, plus some highly covetable crockery hits the collectibles market as the Queen celebrates a lovely milestone, two celebrity Pauls are spotted in one weekend and a member of the pod stands accused of pug smuggling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Masterchef NZ is looking for a dishwasher, there’s a new Bach baby on the way and you’ll never guess who’s in the bridal party at The Block NZ wedding. Also this week: Alex receives a lovely gift, Jane has a birthday sulk and Duncan needs to do better.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dream team's back together! Join Jane, Duncan and Alex for a long overdue catch-up covering Zerin’s exciting baby news, Jay Jay’s secret boyfriend, an assortment of bungled interactions, Alex’s celebrity sightings of the summer and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod is taking a short break over summer. We'll be back with new episodes soon, but until then here's one of our favourites from 2021. From November: Fresh from watching the final episode, Jane and Duncan recap the final week of Celebrity Treasure Island – before being joined by the winner(!) for a truly emotional kōrero. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod is taking a short break over summer. We'll be back with new episodes soon, but until then here's one of our favourites from 2021. From July: Team Real Pod report back from the cast screening of The Apprentice Aotearoa finale and talk about what made this one of the best seasons of reality TV New Zealand has ever seen. Then the bougie lifestyle queen herself Vanessa Goodson aka OMG Ness pops in for a chat! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod is taking a short break over summer. We'll be back with new episodes soon, but until then here's one of our favourites from 2021. In June, entrepreneur, The Apprentice Aotearoa star and secret The Real Pod listener Cassie Roma joined us in the studio to share some sensational behind-the-scenes scoops on Mally the Mallard, Josie the busy mum, the cinematography of Mike Pero’s iconic “you’re fired” finger point and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod is taking a short break over summer. We'll be back with new episodes soon, but until then here's one of our favourites from 2021. In June, patron saint of The Real Pod Colin Mathura-Jeffree joined us in the studio for a very special episode celebrating Gossip Week on The Spinoff. Colin told us some of the wildest gossip he’s heard about himself, explained why influencers will never be true celebrities and regaled us with stories from the red carpet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hosted by Gone By Lunchtime’s Toby Manhire and featuring representatives from The Real Pod, The Fold, Nē? and Dietary Requirements, SUPERPOD 2021 is the crossover podcast event we’ve been waiting all year for. Join us as we relive the highs and lows and heroes and villains of the longest, shortest year in living memory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For the final episode of 2021, Jane and Duncan try to remember all the reality TV they’ve talked about on The Real Pod this year. From Sam and Gonzo going at it across the MAFS AU dinner table all the way to Alby’s matcha-fuelled GKBO win, including Popstars, The Bachelor/ette, The Apprentice Aotearoa, Drag Race Down Under, The Block and Celebrity Treasure Island – what moments have lingered in the memory? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a truly X-rated episode of The Real Pod, Duncan and Jane try out a Rude delivery and spend many minutes dissecting a naughty mug. Elsewhere, two people on Twitter are cross about the Great Kiwi Bake Off finale and an old friend reclaims his corner of the pod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Would you rather get snowed in at a Danish Ikea or a British pub with an Oasis cover band? Does the Briscoes Lady have the perfect work-life balance? And what happened when Jane tried to do a Great Kiwi Bake Off technical challenge at home? All this and more with Jane and Duncan on your home of real news, real life and really good times. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane and Duncan are counting down the hours until they can eat cheesy garlic pita again. Also on the agenda this week: the cast of this year’s Great Kiwi Bake Off celebrity special has been revealed, a rude bouncy castle has been unveiled, a hairdresser has gone rogue and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duncan and Jane dip their toes in TVNZ’s show lineup for 2022, try to figure out how the government’s Covid policy applies to sex with strangers and offer some style advice for all that extra lockdown hair you’ve been growing. There’s also crypto chat, a new caking-meets-sports show and some as-it-happens literal breaking news. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane and Duncan as they celebrate an almost win at the NZ Podcast Awards, debrief on The Block NZ auctions and reveal what their very first in-store purchases were at level three, step two. Plus there’s a terrorist possum on the loose in Dunedin, a duck has run a marathon in New York and Taylor Swift has her fans seeing red. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a very special The Fold / The Real Pod crossover episode, Jane and Duncan delve into the first ever Discovery upfronts, in which Three’s new owner just announced a bunch of new shows, two new channels and a very reality TV-heavy new direction. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Camilla Parker Bowles won’t stop talking about Joe Biden’s "long fart", it’s raining cats and logs in Windsor, lady condors are birthing chicks without gentleman condors and a journalist reckons you can cook a steak in a dishwasher. Join Duncan and Jane as they discuss all these stories, along with a tale of mistaken hand sanitiser identity that will have you looking twice before your next squirt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fresh from watching the final episode, Jane and Duncan recap the last week of Celebrity Treasure Island – before being joined by Chris Parker for a truly emotional kōrero. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane and Duncan for a flick through the realest of Real News, including some whopping big veg and some second-rate Dunedin Bird News. They also face a Real Conundrum surrounding the Celebrity Treasure Island finale. Brought to you by Nando's! Vote for The Real Pod in the NZ Podcast Awards! Visit nzpodcastawards.com to vote. Nominations close this Friday, November 5! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meet Jane and Duncan on the beach at dawn as they form an alliance to recap week eight of Celebrity Treasure Island! It’s strategy city this week as the remaining celebs manoeuvre to make it to the final.  Vote for The Real Pod in the NZ Podcast Awards! Visit nzpodcastawards.com to vote. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane (cross-legged on the floor) is joined by guest host Chris Parker (lying on bed) to trawl through the week’s Real News and everything else. We’ve got tiny villages of vegetables and spoons popping up on Auckland berms, The Wiggles are playing R18 bar gigs now, there's peacocks on the loose in Johnsonville and more. Vote for The Real Pod in the NZ Podcast Awards! Visit nzpodcastawards.com to vote. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gather up your pirate gold and smash an egg on your forehead, it’s time to recap another week of Celebrity Treasure Island. Join Jane, Alex and Duncan as the treasure hunt continues and we farewell another celeb.  Vote for The Real Pod in the Listener's Choice category at the NZ Podcast Awards! Visit nzpodcastawards.com to cast your vote 💕 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane, Alex and Duncan as they continue to lose their grip on reality. Also this week: big MAFS baby news, illegal sprinkles, cat refuses to flush the toilet, more Dunedin bird news, The Blocktion, a corny easter egg in The Great Kiwi Bake Off, Barkley Manor and more. Vote for The Real Pod in the NZ Podcast Awards! Visit nzpodcastawards.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The CTI-heads pore over the increasingly complex web of alliances and farewell some major celebs as Celebrity Treasure Island enters its sixth week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane’s back from sick leave this week and – word of warning – begins the episode with a disgusting big phlegmy snort! It gets better from there, but only marginally, with Real News featuring a classic grody combo of fart-proof sheets, fart-positive ancestors, flushed undies, slug chat, an abominable rendition of ‘Happy Birthday’ and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Alex ‘Candy’ Casey and Duncan ‘Buck’ Greive as they revel in all the tactics and subterfuge of this week’s Celebrity Treasure Island, spend their pirate gold at the Pirate Market and chuck around some grapes.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Confusion reigns on The Real Pod this week. How do Alex and Duncan record the pod without Jane? How are the new outdoor catch-up rules going to work in practice? Who’s the latest Masked Mountaineer? Plus all the usual real news and real bits, from a chicken who went for a walk to the logistics of Hilary Barry’s choccy fish bribe.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s another corker of a week on Celebrity Treasure Island – Richie’s gone rogue, Angela’s playing four dimensional strategic chess and the battle braids are down. Join Jane, Alex and Duncan as they recap all the action from sunny Northland. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lockdown delirium has struck The Real Pod in a big way this week. Join Jane, Duncan and Alex for a Zoom chat covering the mysterious new dating show TVNZ is casting, The AM Show’s musical chairs, the rude leggings of LulaRich and some real talk about lockdown mental health. Plus: Alex reveals the results of last week’s Masked Mountaineer! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on New Zealand’s most upstanding Celebrity Treasure Island recap podcast, Jane, Alex and Duncan discuss undie longevity, consider never using toilet paper again, anticipate a potential Worksafe reckoning for New Zealand’s reality TV and relive all the latest action from the latest set of celebrity challenges as three teams became two. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s all about the numbers this week on The Real Pod. Join Alex and Jane as they do the maths on one Covid test, two grey hairs, three lightning strikes, four masked mountaineers and many many scrotum frogs. Plus someone’s flushing their unmentionables and breakfast telly takes yet another weird turn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Week two on Treasure Island sees our celebs hungry, tired and jonesing for the win. Honu find themselves in the middle of an alliance tug-of-war, Katipo’s desperation for some kai reaches fever pitch, and a forced leadership change rattles the usually unflappable team Repo. Deals are been brokered, toes are being broken, fish are being caught and dances are being taught. Join Duncan and Jane as they get into the seaweeds of this ridiculously watchable wee telly show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Big reveals on The Real Pod this week as Duncan and Jane go under the Real News sheets to find all sorts of alarming matter. Which celebrity is 'gramming their Covid journey from MIQ? Why has an unearthed recording of a duck from 1987 hit the headlines? And where the hell is Alex Casey? In Real Life Jane enjoys a significant Big Wash and Duncan's wife drops a filthy bombshell that leaves hime reeling. Plus we chat Real Bits – the most interesting moments of the week on our screens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re three episodes into Celebrity Treasure Island and there’s already tears, vomit, a self-elimination and a poo cave. Needless to say Jane, Alex and Duncan are all-in. Join them for a full recap of the first week as the legends, bosses and jokers aggressively jostle for the early advantage. For more CTI, read Tara Ward's weekly power rankings at The Spinoff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A whole episode of real news, real life, real bits and real reviews? Welcome to the new Real Pod! We’ve got phallic veg, an Apprentice Aotearoa bombshell, googly eyes spotted in the wild, a tiny little bit of The Block NZ... it’s just the same old Real Pod with new stings. Stay tuned for the first Real Recap episode after Celebrity Treasure Island on Wednesday night 🏝️ LINKS - The Apprentice Aotearoa was nearly a very different show - Politicians holding things up, ranked and reviewed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex, Jane and Duncan regroup after a momentous inaugural Real Pod Instagram live, which featured Cassie Roma and Mike from The Apprentice Aotearoa and a couple of real-life cornies. If you missed out, you can watch the whole thing on The Spinoff Podcast Network Instagram. Also, it’s outdoors week on The Block NZ. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In another lockdown bonus edition of The Real Pod, Alex and Jane beam in from their bedrooms to discuss the extended Celebrity Treasure Island trailer, the dangers of IRL grocery shopping and Alex’s big 30th birthday plans (spoiler alert: she’s going to have a shower). Plus the economy of Little Shops, a round up of Love Island UK and an announcement about changes to your favourite silly podcast.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we traverse into another leg of lockdown Alex, Jane and Duncan contemplate what the animals are up to while the humans are hunkering down, weep at the postponement of the Celebrity Treasure Island launch party and unanimously decide on the funniest food. Meanwhile, on The Block NZ, it’s garage and laundry week featuring a very naked Tim and a very luxe sauna just for clothes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane, Alex and Duncan from their respective beds for a special (and especially shambolic) day three lockdown check-in, brought to you by Big Hummus, Big Tortoise and of course Big Covid 😷 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A hi-viz chicken is doing the rounds, a walrus has been spotted driving a boat West Cork and an F-bomb got dropped on Breakfast. Plus another week of The Block NZ. Lots of swearing in this episode, please be careful where you listen to it. Join Rec Room – a free weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of all our videos and podcasts, plus other recommendations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you're a regular listener of The Real Pod you might know Duncan has another podcast, The Fold, where he gets in-depth and nerdy about the NZ media landscape. The latest episode is a bit of a Real Pod crossover, so we wanted to share it here so you don't miss out! It's a chat with Jon Wild, series producer and director of some of our favourite reality series of all time, including The Apprentice Aotearoa, The Bachelor and New Zealand's Next Top Model. He tells Duncan about making all these shows, the importance of casting, the way the New Zealand character feeds into our reality TV and more. If you enjoy this episode, hop over and give The Fold a follow wherever you're listening to this. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That is the question. Extensive shower chat this week, plus celebrity phone messages, a big birthday, hair ties. Hallway / entrance / stairs / spare toilet week on The Block NZ #ScruteTheBlock Join Rec Room – a free weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of all our videos and podcasts, plus other recommendations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Jane dive back into the New Zealand talent pool to see which other famous fish have washed up on Celebrity Treasure Island and who’s left to go on Dancing With the Stars. Also in this episode: hairdresser heartbreak, house moving horror stories and all the action from family room week on The Block NZ. Join Rec Room – a free weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of all our videos and podcasts, plus other recommendations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex, Jane and Duncan pore over the first list of celebrities to be stranded in Northland for the hotly-anticipated Celebrity Treasure Island 2021 (coming September) before rolling up their sleeves for kitchen week on The Block NZ. Also in this episode: famous butts, a very small horse, wool care. Join Rec Room – a free weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of all our videos and podcasts, plus other recommendations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Team Real Pod report back from the cast screening of The Apprentice Aotearoa finale and talk about what made this one of the best seasons of reality TV New Zealand has ever seen. Then the bougie lifestyle queen herself Vanessa Goodson aka OMGNESS pops in for a chat! 🎈 Join Rec Room – a free weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of all our videos and podcasts, plus other recommendations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Apprentice Aotearoa's iconic trio of Mike, Ness and Stephen took the plunge into the shark tank to present their business plans to three titans of industry on Monday night – but who avoided Pero’s finger of fate to make it to the final? Also this week: living room week on The Block NZ and a bedroom redo for Alex. Stay tuned for a special Apprentice Aotearoa finale episode of The Real Pod on Wednesday! Join Rec Room – a free weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of all our videos and podcasts, plus other recommendations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we dive into the weeds of a gardening challenge and unearth a truly iconic mowing mishap on The Apprentice Aotearoa. The hard labour continues on The Block NZ where the florals are dry, the headboards are high and our teams are battling through master bedroom and ensuite week. Finally, in Married at First Sight Australia news, you’ll never believe what Bryce and Melissa are getting for Christmas 👶👶 Join Rec Room – a free weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of all our videos and podcasts, plus other recommendations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s family bathroom week on The Block NZ and the cracks are starting to show – actual cracks in Dylan and Keegan’s bathroom and figurative ones in Connie and Rach’s friendship. Meanwhile, on The Apprentice Aotearoa, Teams Tahi and Mana are tasked with giving a gaggle of oldies a terrible bus tour and getting them sozzled in a challenge flog the most plonk. It's a lifestyle! Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane and Alex (no Duncan this week) have a lot of telly to talk about – there’s pre-Covid kids' bedroom reveals on The Block NZ, a potent auction night on The Apprentice Aotearoa and horny indiscretions on Alex’s new obsession Too Hot To Handle. Also, which reality TV icon visited Jane’s house this morning? That’s a story for Real News. Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Entrepreneur, star of The Apprentice Aotearoa and secret The Real Pod listener Cassie Roma is in the studio! She shares some sensational behind-the-scenes scoops from the season’s greatest moments, including Mally the Mallard, Josie the busy mum and the cinematography of Mike Pero’s iconic “you’re fired” point. Team Real Pod then pitches some of our best/worst business ideas – are we hired or fired? Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab a six inch sub and get cosy because this week Alex, Jane and Duncan are setting up camp in Point Chev to recap all the tones, textures and tantrums of The Block NZ. Meanwhile, The Apprentice Aotearoa contestants are flogging other people’s wares at a green expo and a brand-new-without-tags coffin pops up on the Community Noticeboard. Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We did it! After eight long weeks, Drag Race Down Under has a winner – and she’s joining us in the studio for a very special final episode of Drag Race Down Under the Covers! Chris and Eli try on Kita Mean's crown and get some behind-the-scenes scoops, but not before sharing some of their hottest takes of the season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Patron saint of The Real Pod Colin Mathura-Jeffree joins us in the studio for a very special episode celebrating Gossip Week on The Spinoff. Colin tells us some of the wildest gossip he’s heard about himself, explains why influencers will never be celebrities and regales us with stories from the red carpet. Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The last three Masked Singers have been unmasked in a finale where the biggest shock was probably how good Jason Kerrison’s hair looked. Great barnet! Meanwhile on The Apprentice Aotearoa, the teams were sent on a cryptic shopping scavenger hunt in what everybody agrees was the best challenge of the season so far. Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris and Eli are back to recap a talent show that showcased many talents and one balloon, and get very deep and personal with this week's special guest, the amazing Elektra Shock! Plus, a dog is in studio AND we pick our winner for next week. Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While Mare of Easttown has been investigating who did a murder, Jane of Podtown has been investigating who donned a Pavlova. But did she find out before all was revealed on this week’s episode of The Masked Singer NZ? In The Apprentice Aotearoa news, Alex is seeing ghosts of Mally past and Duncan reveals a Greive family hygiene tradition that will probably not surprise you at all. Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s makeover challenge week on RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under! Chris and Eli are joined by special guest Bionica (House of Drag season two) to recap the episode’s best and worst looks, before catching up with the eliminated queen. Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Team Real Pod is joined in the studio this week by special guest Pavlova from The Masked Singer NZ! Just the costume, which we’re swabbing for DNA because we still haven’t figured out who it is underneath the mask. Or has it been Jane all along? Also, The Apprentice Aotearoa went to the French Market. Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris and Eli recap the branding challenge with Rhys Nicholson, the self proclaimed “Santino of Down Under”. Rhys reveals all the behind the scenes goss about filming in a fridge while the trio honour the true queen of NZ: Suzanne Paul. Rounding up this truly revealing episode is a gorgeous and insightful chat with the eliminated queen! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hashtag Team Real Pod recap another brilliantly bonkers episode of The Apprentice Aotearoa in which Hamilton gets a cinematic rebrand and Mally the Mallard gets the stink eye from the mayor. Meanwhile, on The Masked Singer NZ, Orange Roughy and Possum lose their heads to reveal a news-breaking superstar and a Shortland Street sensation. Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson are backing up from a big closing night at the Comedy Festival (where Eli won the Fred award!) to recap this week’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under. There’s a construction challenge to critique, the return of a fan favourite to discuss and very special guest Anita Wigl'it to welcome to the studio! Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane, Alex and Duncan are left with more questions than answers from this week's The Apprentice Aotearoa and The Masked Singer NZ episodes. How short is too short when it comes to luxury robes, for example, and could it be Mike McRoberts underneath the (orange roughy) mask? The confusion continues as they speculate on what’s really going on between Lexie and Jack, while a reported sighting of Max Key has them backed into a corner. Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get ready to have your mouth scalded because this week's guest is serving her tea piping hot. Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson are joined by House of Drag star (for four episodes) Medulla Oblongata to decide once and for all if the original music created on Drag Race is actually any good? Plus, the pair catch up with the eliminated queen and deliver some hot off the presses breaking news! Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Both The Masked Singer and The Apprentice Aotearoa landed this week and team Real Pod couldn’t possibly be more excited. Join Alex, Duncan and Jane in the boardroom as they discuss the very serious business of mostly moot points, then join them onstage as they throw around wild guesses as to who might be behind the masks on our latest reality singing competition. Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson are joined by the ICONIC Lady Trenyce this week to get stuck into the Drag Race Down Under Snatch Game, where truly only one queen did well. Lady Trenyce has some actual behind the scenes goss to share (spoiler alert: it’s about Murder She Wrote), and we hear from the eliminated queen, who got in full, fabulous drag just for the pod. Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane, Alex and Duncan polish off the flog-heavy final reunion episodes of Married at First Sight Australia before picking over the rest of the reality buffet. Popstars, RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under, The Masked Singer NZ, The Apprentice Aotearoa… what will we gorge ourselves on next? Speaking of, Alex also reports back after living out her Pods-as-cereal fantasy. ––––– https://givealittle.co.nz/cause/remembering-tavita-karika Need to talk? Free call or text 1737 any time for support from a trained counsellor. Lifeline – 0800 543 354 Samaritans – 0800 726 666. Suicide Crisis Helpline – 0508 828 865 (0508 TAUTOKO). Depression Helpline – 0800 111 757 or free text 4202. Healthline – 0800 611 116 Youthline – 0800 376 633, free text 234 or email [email protected] or online chat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson are here to recap the first episode of Drag Race Down Under with a very special guest: local legend and star of House of Drag Miss Geena. There's superhero shenanigans, nude illusions and the first drag queen All Black to talk about – plus we get the tea on the behind-the-scenes Caluzzi drama and have an exclusive chat with the eliminated queen! Get under the covers with us, let's talk drag xo Join Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Sign up now at thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Alex and Jane mourn the death of an unappreciated snack, speculate on Moses Mackay’s brunch date, unmask the guessing panel for The Masked Singer NZ and decide if they’re ready to step into statement Crocs. Plus final vows on Married at First Sight Australia send our hosts into a spin and a surprise visit to Colin’s Cranny asks some serious questions of the funeral industry. Sign up to Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Subscribe now: thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Exciting news: The Real Pod is hosting a new pop-up podcast for the upcoming season of RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under! It’s called Drag Race Down Under the Covers and it's hosted by our good friends Chris Parker and Eli Mathewson, who'll be joined by an extra special guest from the local drag scene each week to recap the latest episode. In this preview episode, Chris and Eli look at what we can expect when the season premieres on TVNZ on May 1 – to hear more, just stay subscribed to The Real Pod and check back after the first episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Shirley Casey and Shirley Yee as they plot to infiltrate the Christchurch Shirley Club, before recapping a week of girls on the outside, girls with glam sides and girls with kaleidoscope eyes on Married at First Sight Australia. The Spinoff's TV editor Sam Brooks also drops in to let us know if we've missed anything good on Popstars. Sign up to Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Subscribe now: thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Novelty coffins, a singing tuatara and a Facebook page dedicated to dog poo crimes – it’s a humdinger of a Real Pod this week. All hell breaks loose as Alex, Duncan and Jane struggle to find the words to describe the reboot of Popstars, and they’re left reeling after a week of truly revealing final dates on Married at First Sight. Make sure you subscribe to get new episodes hot out of The Real Pod oven! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane and Alex as they discuss the post-final rose (but pre-afterparty) Bachelor(ette) NZ gossip, then get stuck into a simply outstanding week of Married at First Sight Australia as the couples head off on a deeply hectic retreat. Sign up to Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Subscribe now: thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane and Alex as they receive a sex arse shipping update in Real News, and recap the bleakness of feedback week on Married at First Sight Australia. Sign up to Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Subscribe now: thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane and Duncan as they sit with their emotions after watching Moses decide between Shenae, Annie and hot favourite 'no one' in the finale of a whirlwind season of The Bachelor NZ. Sign up to Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Subscribe now: thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The whole gang's back together again as Duncan joins Alex and Jane in the studio for this week's Married at First Sight Australia recap. Together the trio welcome three new couples to the experiment, find out how to avoid being a dirty grot (use soap) and workshop a new hit single ‘Girlfriend on the Outside’. Pour yourself a quarter-strength cappuccino and settle in. Sign up to Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Subscribe now: thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane, Duncan and special guest Stewart Sowman-Lund as they relive the past week on The Bachelor NZ, including even more water-based dates, tragic back-stories, self-eliminations, a nightmare-inducing talent show, pottery, pole dancing… and at long last, the season’s first pash. There’s also some Real News courtesy of bachelorette Sam, two separate mentions of the Champagne Lady and a Community Noticeboard update from Upper Hutt. Sign up to Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Subscribe now: thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Alex Casey and Jane Yee as they gaze into the eyeballs of Married at First Sight Australia for intimacy week. It’s all limbs akimbo and cupping of unmentionables as some couples draw closer and others fall apart ahead of a truly dramatic dinner party. Sign up to Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Subscribe now: thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane and Duncan are joined by Gone By Lunchtime’s Ben Thomas to recap another week of what might be the least horny season of The Bachelor ever made. In this episode: Real News reports on a mass Bachelorette sighting in New Plymouth at the weekend, Colin Mathura-Jeffree recounts a hair-raising encounter in Colin’s Cranny and Reality Check relives all the big moments from The Bachelor NZ this week as Annie fake phone calls her way into pole position for the long-awaited first kiss of the season. Sign up to Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Subscribe now: thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane and Alex as they try to decide if the final two couples on Married at First Sight Australia are Hot or Not Hot. In this episode we discover the results of Alex’s C19 test (2:18) before moving into the marital apartments with Belinda and Patrick (3:55), Rusty and Beth (19:54), Jason and Alana (30:14), Melissa and Bryce (32:38), Booka and Brett (42:47), Jake and Bec (43:07), James and Jo (47:17), Sam and Cam (50:11) and Coco and Sam (54:57). We’ve got our first dinner party of the year, a sky-high pile of Honesty Boxes, Hot or Not Hot rankings galore... and a huge amount of carrots and peanut butter to get through. Sign up to Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Subscribe now: thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Jane and Duncan as they form a cacao circle and say everything they’re grateful for in week two of The Bachelor NZ. In this episode we learn what Patrick (aka Hamish) and Lexie got up to during their secret double life summer in Real News (2:12), recap all the shots that have been shot and not shot at The Bachelor NZ mansion in Reality Check (7:00), then check in on patron saint of The Real Pod Colin Mathura-Jeffree in Colin’s Cranny (40:45) and receive some exciting Max Key news (42:40). Sign up to Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Subscribe now: thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Married At First Sight Australia has hurtled back onto our screens like a glass of wine at a dinner party, and The Real Pod's MAFS-perts Alex Casey and Jane Yee have committed to watching every ep. Crack open your honesty box, settle in with a salad box and join two very excited women in the commentary box for week one, where much like Sam's ankles, the cracks are already beginning to show. Sign up to Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Subscribe now: thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a decades-long four-year hiatus, The Bachelor NZ is back! Jane and Duncan discuss their first impressions of new Bachelor Moses Mackay (6:30), meet the ladies who’ll be competing for his heart as they arrive on the red carpet (12:10) then analyse the first set of dates from Tuesday night’s episode (30:45). Sign up to Rec Room – a weekly newsletter from The Spinoff full of recommendations of things to watch, read, listen to and eat. Subscribe now: thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whaaat just happened? Join Duncan and Jane as they try to make sense of life, the universe and the Donkey Bay Inn after watching Lexie give out her final rose. Sign up to The Spinoff Rec Room – a weekly newsletter with staff recommendations of what to watch, read, eat and listen to. Subscribe now: https://thespinoffrecroom.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With her suitors dropping like flies Jane, Duncan and special guest Ben Thomas break down the last week of The Bachelorette NZ before Lexie hands out her final rose. From broken boats to broken hearts, team Real Pod leave no stone unturned as they reflect and dissect Lexie's journey to love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Alex and Jane as they recap the second part of the MAFS Australia reunion special. This week everybody hits the couches for a lovely calm post-dinner party chat with the experts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join The Real Pod over Zoom this week as we learn the fate of That Vegan Teacher, discover a shocking fact about MAFS' Nasser and find out the truth about Michelle Visage’s L&P in Real News (3:48). Jane drops a bombshell about Squiggles in this week’s edition of Wayne’s World (12:18), Alex thinks Critter Corner (15:10) might need to find a new name, and we check in on Colin’s Cranny (17:34), the Community Noticeboard (20:12) and Max Key Corner (22:22) before Alex gets muted so the grown-ups can talk The Bachelorette NZ (24:10). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this bonus episode of the The Real Pod, Alex and Jane recap part one of the MAFS Australia reunion. Dinner is served and so is the drama as Nasser delivers his final speech, Cyrell loses her cool and her drink (all over Jessika's face) and Troy makes a play for Ashley with the frizzy hair. Join team Real Pod as they unpack it all and make a phone call that leaves them reeling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Team Real Pod gather around the pod table to bring you the latest in New Zealand reality telly and the stories that didn’t make the 6pm news. This week: Cats gone wild! Mittens gets kidnapped, Nero rides a train and Milo’s stealing fingerless gloves. In non-cat news, scientists work on the pressing need for veges to send emails, the powers that be in Texas send accidental alerts to the entire state population about a knife-wielding doll, and we finally get to the bottom (sorry) of why Wombats do square poos.  Plus we recap a week of lads lad lads on The Bachelorette NZ with our New Plymouth correspondent Tara Reid-Ward. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re back, baby! Jane, Alex and Duncan return to the studio to revive all the classic segments of yore – and review the brand new season of The Bachelorette NZ. This week: the first Real News in ages includes a furious sex arse tycoon, a tempting sausage, a boy who found $5 in the sea and sold it for $500 and Duncan recalling a Trade Me lemon nightmare. We consider the case for Tourism NZ to reunite Jay Jay and Minou, do a Real Review, return to Colin’s Cranny, check in with Max Key and check out the Community Noticeboard. Then live updates editor Stewart Sowman-Lund joins Jane and Duncan to discuss first impressions of the new season of The Bachelorette NZ. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pour yourself some eggnog and join the hosts of The Spinoff’s podcast network for our annual Superpod round up of the year that was. Representing Gone By Lunchtime, Dietary Requirements, The Real Pod, Papercuts, The Fold and On The Rag our hosts dive into the key events, issues, heroes and villains of 2020. From National’s botched election campaign to Ben Thomas’ take on TikTok, via the collapse of Bauer, the rise of oat milk, with a detour through controversial frozen grapes and Simon’s Sausage Spot, there’s something for everyone in this year’s Superpod. Featuring special guests producer T and Covid-19. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After more than a year of social distancing for Alex, Jane and Duncan, the Real Pod trio are back in the same room for an emotional reunion and the long-awaited analysis of a cinematic masterpiece. Approximately a thousand years ago, the idea of The Real Pod maybe, possibly, perhaps one day recapping the Twilight movie was floated. The people heard the rally cry, and a small but incredibly insistent movement began. The comments on Facebook asking “Twilight pod?” kept trickling in, and after the sixth or seventh one, we finally relented. As if we could outrun it... as if we could fight it off. So here we are in Forks, Washington, diving deep into all the mystery and wonder of an unstoppable love between vampire and human. Join us as we talk 2000s fashion, terrible hair, fast cars, mushroom risotto, twenty-three year old doctor dads and that scene in the parking lot. Plus Alex drops a bombshell about R-Patz that none of us smelt coming.  It’s The Real Pod, and it’s really, really long. What a stupid pod… What sick, masochistic podcasters. – Sign up to The Spinoff's newsletter Rec Room for weekly recommendations along with all our latest videos and podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles one more time to dissect the final week of The Bachelorette NZ, with special thanks to Nando’s. We've reached the end of our love journey in more ways than one, as this season of The Bachelorette NZ coincides with end of The Real Pod in it's current form. Lesina chose nobody, Lily chose Richie and Alex, Duncan and Jane have a lot of questions. Why did AMOG wear those shoes on the beach? Why is Lesina's mum a crown prosecutor? And who on Earth is Chad? Stay tuned to the end for some virtual goodbyes, as well as 12 minutes of Duncan and Alex recapping After the Final Rose in the Uber home from the filming. It’s The Real Pod, and it's been real. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles (virtually) to dissect the penultimate week of The Bachelorette NZ, except this time we are in a national lockdown.  The lads on The Bachelorette NZ knew all about what it was like to be in lockdown, so in a lot of ways we should have been prepared for this. Coming at you via our individual houses on day one of national lockdown, we have no choice to return to doing what we do best: recapping reality television. It was hometown week on The Bachelorette NZ, back when domestic travel was encouraged and hugging was a normal way of greeting people. Logan's Mum was incredible, AMOG's Dad spilled all and Jesse's brother seemed to be gunning for The Bachelor NZ in 2021. Join us for a little bit of normalcy in a weird, weird world. And remember: stay inside and watch telly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod reassembles to dissect the seventh week of The Bachelorette NZ, with special thanks to Nando’s. The good news is that we are all back in the same country for the first time in a long time, the bad news is that it is definitely not because of The Right Reasons. In a snap decision, Jane left LAX for New Zealand 48 hours ago and recaps her journey home for us in these freaky times of Covid-19. It's a better time than ever to travel to our alternate reality in Argentina, where the boys are still pulling down pants and popping grapes willy-nilly. Mike and Michael decided they were done with Lesina's grilling, Logan had a revealing session with his notebook and AMOG has come completely loose at the seams. It's The Real Pod, and it's still real. For now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod reassembles to dissect the sixth week of The Bachelorette NZ, with special thanks to Nando’s. In this trying times of global chaos and social distancing, we welcome you to join our digital gratitude circle and recap the last week on The Bachelorette NZ. These were happier times when the swimming was synchronised, the chicken nibbles were realistic looking and Michael's root vegetable was hanging out for all the world to see. AMOG has completely come undone, Jesse is permanently rarked and Liam is officially veto-ed. In real news, Duncan played Alex's Mum at Scrabble and got caned, Jane is in the thick of California Coronavirus chaos and Alex is wearing a wig. We also desperately have to talk about whatever the hell is going on with MAFS AU. It's The Real Pod, and it's real as hell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod reassembles to dissect the fifth week of The Bachelorette NZ, with special thanks to Nando’s. The boys have escaped jail for the Argentinian countryside this week, complete with rabbit hunting and a whole lot of prickles. Steve tries to serenade his way to a kiss, Liam goes on a jean short journey and Mike finally lets down those handsome walls. Logan is writing a rom-com, Jesse is writing poetry and Michael is still trying to write the perfect cake recipe. On the pod, things are evolving too. Duncan has changed his mind (again) about Richie, Jane needs to go to hospitable with a chronic case of missing Tavita-itis and Alex has some more feelings about eggs. It's The Real Pod and it's about as real as it gets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod reassembles to dissect the cultured fourth week of The Bachelorette NZ with special thanks to Nando’s. This week on The Bachelorette NZ, a burrito bust-up ends in anaphylaxis, Steve chows down on some one ply and the Buenos Aires hostel goes full Lord of the Flies. It's become abundantly clear that that the show is less about two women finding love, and more about a bunch of blokes slowly losing their mind over a talking bottle. Also Duncan makes a formal apology to Richie, Jane reveals her drop crotch truth and there is a fierce debate about visible farts vs poop burps. Oh, there's also a bit of a bombshell from Alex. It's The Real Pod and, today, it's real as hell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod reassembles to dissect the fourth week of The Bachelorette NZ with special thanks to Nando’s. Oi oi me homies, it's intruder week on The Bachelorette NZ and we are about as shook as a humble kūmara being wrenched from Dargaville's finest soil. Michael! Mac! Mike! Richie! Elliott (again)! The lad culture in the mansion is officially ruined, the cat has been set amongst the pigeons and all Aaron can do is sing his favourite Lonestar tune. Lesina took Elliott out for a danger cruise, Lily made gelato with Liam and the boys pranked each other till the stars turned cold. Will Steve ever forgive Aaron for interrupting him? Will Logan's kissing ever get better? And how long until Tavita's hernia explodes all over the Buenos Aires?? All that, and a quick round-up of MAFS AU and Love is Blind. It's The Real Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod reassembles to dissect the nude and rude third week of The Bachelorette NZ with special thanks to Nando’s. Two wonderful women and a mixed bag of lads jetted off to Argentina this week, one which saw a serious culling of the meek set of the herd. Conor, Flynn and Mr Wedge all departed, nearly joined by Tavita, who was only saved after his hernia was given a double shaka down at the hospitable. The big change at the 'actually plausible winners' end of the competition was Aaron disintegrating before our wide eyes. First he snitched on Steve for his hobby of the odd sly dart, then he did a diary cam in maybe the worst possible location in their mansion/prison, then he fell apart in ways which we found either endearing or terrifying. Alex, Jane and Duncan recount every wild moment, with a little recap of the first few MAFS AU weddings for dessert. Delicious, like a block of fresh gouda. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod reassembles to dissect the second week of The Bachelorette NZ with special thanks to Nando’s. The dramatic second week began with Lily walking in to the mansion and ended with The Mole revealing his true moley self to the bewildered men. Will the twists ever stop? Maybe everyone is a mole! The only thing we're sure of is that Glenn has continued to be weird and Aaron has continued to showcase a range of hats. In the mansion, things are starting to get interesting and strong feelings are starting to form. Tavita has declared he would "go to war" with Marc, Liam has a gratitude circle for his birthday and Logan, Kurt and Jonathan compose an original song together. Oh yeah, and Lily and Lesina are there too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod reassembles to dissect the first week of The Bachelorette NZ with special thanks to Nando’s. Blow your air horns and distress your jeans, the very first week of The Bachelorette NZ is over and we are absolutely amping. Join us as we recap the Tough Mudder group date, the romantic single dates up trees and on seas, and all the ways this season is throwing convention to the wind. Two Bachelorettes? No date cards? Live-in host? We love to see it. It's not all roses though as the podcast is torn apart on several issues. Team Glenn or Team Marc? Is Tavita here for the right reasons? And who went crazy on the Roman blinds? It's The Real Pod, and it is real as hell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this very special episode of The Real Pod, Art Green joins us to yarn about The Bachelorette NZ premiere. Brought to you by our friends at Nandos.  It's been five years in the making, but we finally got Art Green on our podcast. Joining us fresh out of episode one of The Bachelorette NZ, we recap every inch of the premiere from first arrivals to cocktail tensions. He tells us just how cold it was when Lesina met the lads, which guys were full-blown pick-up artists and flags some extreme nudity coming down the pipe. He also answers the big questions: Who is there for the right reasons? What is Elliott like in real life? And how's the extreme alpha dog energy? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the summer in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. We're ba-ack! After a long cruel summer full of Jay Jay and Minou heartbreak, The Bachelorette NZ reveals and a mild case of ring worm, there is much to discuss. Why has Breakfast returned more sexed-up than ever? Will we ever see Minou again? And will Alex deliver on her shooey promises? Beyond that, there's also the much-anticipated finale of New Zealand's Next Top Model from 2009. We're not going to say it's an anti-climax, but we are going to say that the highlight is definitely Colin Mathura-Jeffree pelting young models with lamingtons for no reason. That's The Real Pod way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spend your relaxing Boxing Day unboxing the Great Kiwi Bake Off finale with us. It was a Christmas-themed episode stacked with surprises, meringues and exploding tarts. But of course, most important of all is the fact that our ex-Navy ironman Trev came away with the trotie. There's also the penultimate episode of New Zealand's Next Top Model, where Wendyl Nissen drags the models to filth, a Nivea challenge brings out some performance blemishes and Michael Hill's boat makes a cameo appearance. It's The Real Pod, and we'll see you in 2020. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. It's the second to last week on Great Kiwi Bake Off and utterances of "don' like jelleh?" are ringing through the land. Booze jellies, udder jellies and ancient Egyptian jellies abound, our final four bakers pulled out all the stops just as Sue Fleischl pulled out her finest pair of denim jeans. There's also a lot of Real News this week including a very lovely Corny Christmas experience, thousands of penis fish washing up at Jane's place and an exciting new trailer for The Bachelorette NZ. Also, Max Key made a dog look sad and Colin donated a cardboard cut-out of himself to our cause. It's The Real Pod, really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join various hosts of The Spinoff podcasts Gone by Lunchtime, On The Rag, The Real Pod, Paper Cuts, The Offspin, and Dietary Requirements as we look back at the car crash that was 2019. In this special end of year podcast hosted by Leonie Hayden, we dissect the country's response to national disasters, the highs and lows of MAFS, international literary scandals, the madness and tragedy of the 2019 Cricket World Cup, Mad Chapman's Pulitzer Prize-winning chip ranking and more, plus we add our entries to the official The Spinoff 2019 Honours and Dishonours board. Pour yourself a Baileys and settle in. Check out more of our podcasts here including the pop up pod The Spinoff Book Out Loud (The Spinoff Book is available in stores now). If you want to continue to support the work we do, behind the mic or on the site, check out The Spinoff Members, where you can support independent media for as a little as a dollar a week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Sometimes you are just doing a podcast as usual and then Colin Mathura-Jeffree gives you a call and throws your world off its axis. In a very special edition of Colin's Cranny: Live, the man himself gives us a harrowing update on his rotten dumplings situation, one that put Mike Puru's McChicken story to shame. There's also the latest from Great Kiwi Bake Off, where Heather falls apart for the first time and Trev reveals more from his bottomless depths. There is a lot of ball chat, stunning showstoppers and Stage Dads. We also recap episode nine of New Zealand's Next Top Model C1, featuring a Covergirl challenge and Nigel Barker from the real American telly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Are top sheets good or bad? Who is leaving giant dog poo piles everywhere? And why did Max Key delete his last Instagram post? Our investigative journalism continues as we try and get to the bottom of Trev from Bake Off's back story. He refers to himself in the third person, he definitely fought in 'Nam and he just can't stop making different breads. There's also some TradeMe chat, a brief Carly Rae Jepsen review and a live unwrapping of a gorgeous Christmas Corny gift. And don't forget episode eight of New Zealand's Next Top Model, where the photoshoots are brought to you by Smokefree and the couture is brought to you by Save Mart. It's the Real Pod, and we are for real. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Join us in the church of reality television for our latest sermon, including some great goss about Zac and Erin’s wedding rings, Alex and Duncan getting owned at the TV awards and Naz getting called out on Facebook. Why are people sunning their bums? What has Matty McLean gone and done now? And how much Nando’s is too much Nando’s? There’s also the latest episode of Great Kiwi Bake Off, where the tarts were soggy and the nuns were towering. Naomi charmed us all, Trev revealed his history with Block Doris plums and Ethan made a chocolate pizza. Plus, there’s a conspiracy theory about Max Key that will make your brain melt. It’s the Real Pod!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. We are still buzzing after the rip-roaring success of the Corny Christmas party this week and we won't even let a rogue earwig in the studio dampen our spirits. There's a lot of exciting Real News including the secret location of The Bachelorette NZ, the celebrity break-up of the decade and Jacinda Arden's cameo on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. There's also a great holiday-themed week on Great Kiwi Bake Off, where the contestants made ANZAC biscuits, glossy buns and spooky Halloween cakes. Trev took it to the max, Ana made a disgusting brain cake and Dean was in a grumpy mood. Also, New Zealand's Next Top Model had its worst episode yet and we're not even talking about the toilet paper challenge. It's the Real Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the days after Rustic Kitchen's historic win on My Restaurant Rules NZ, Duncan and Alex got on the blower with Tyson and Denise. Then we forgot about the interview completely. Join us now as we talk roadkill paté, Daniel's lemon-based meltdown and how Tyson can make the gods cry. Thank you to Nando's.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. This week on the Great Kiwi Bake Off is all about weird biscuits. Savoury biscuits. Mushroomy biscuits. Biscuits about cross fit. Who had the best biscuit art of them all? Why is Trev so good? And how cool is Louise's secret ramen shop? All this, and the key to the perfect macaron (it's all in the feet). Beyond that, we've got a lot of Real News to get through. The Spinoff Book launch was a huge hit and basically became an all-night Colin's Cranny, Duncan ate a lot of wasabi in front of Jack Tame at the TVNZ launch and Art Green is posting many mysterious instagrams from very mysterious locations. It's The Real Pod: for real. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Another week, another new reality show to pour into our gullets like a jug of mirror glaze over a too-warm cake. The Great Kiwi Bake Off is back for another season, returning to the original 90-minute format that fans know and love. There's Trev with the delicate lamington balls, Sue with the "moist" feedback and Ana with a fridge horror show. There's also no Extra Slice, which makes us very sad because we love Chris Parker. Beyond that, there's also a lot of Real News. Erin and Zac tied the knot, Lily McManus has been spotted on Instagram in heavy TV makeup (ahem) and we have all the great new announcements for TVNZ's 2020 season (Art Green as The Bachelorette NZ host?!?!?). Oh, and the worst episode of New Zealand's Next Top Model yet. It's The Real Pod: really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. It is the end of My Restaurant Rules NZ and gods everywhere are weeping. Tyson and Denise from Rustic Kitchen left tiny tractor tyre marks over their opponents at Moxie, Julia got a Bachelorette makeover and Raf was delighted by the colourful meals. Speaking of The Bachelorette NZ, Alex has sworn to do a shooey if Lily McManus isn't involved. Beyond that, we recap episode three of New Zealand's Next Top Model, an episode of bold makeup, bold hip-hop moves and extremely bold hairstyles. There's also some great Colin content, heated debates about both eggs and rhubarb, and some horrific news about Andy Serkis. It's The Real Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. We're back and we're tired and we're sorry. There's too much real news to keep up with, what with all the big media announcements, MAFSNZ break-ups and the return of New Zealand's greatest comedy show. Plus, Jane has a Halloween fair to organise, Alex has an appointment and Duncan, you guessed it, has a meeting. Nevertheless, we persist. The rubber hit the road on My Restaurant Rules NZ this week, and when we say rubber we mean plastic tractor tyres and when we say road we mean paté. Tyson made gods sigh, Daniel went full Daniel and Raf continued to win over our hearts. Oh, and NZNTM is cancelled but that's not going to stop us recapping episode two. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Due to unprecedented demand (read: 3-4 comments in Real Pod Corner), but mainly because he's extremely into the media and no one wants to talk to him about it, Duncan does a 29 minute monopod on today's MediaWorks revelations. Features how he heard the news, who might buy it, the implications for the rest of the media and NZ on Air and some very earnest reminiscing about the medium of television and TV3 in its prime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. We’re back for another week after a horrible week of reality television, where MAFSNZ showed its true, toxic colours and Daniel went full Daniel on My Restaurant Rules NZ. To try and forget it all and return to a happier, more Colin-filled time, we have decided to go back and watch New Zealand’s Next Top Model from the very start. Find the link to episode one on Youtube, and join us on the runway. Bring Nando’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. The holy trinity is finally reunited on the holiest of days, Duncan's birthday, to discuss the highs and lows of the week in reality. Married at First Sight NZ came crawling to an end with the final vows, after a week of jet ski drama, tired old boys and the return of Ling and Zing. Jono and Ray had a huge fight at a café, Anna wore an interesting bat tie during an emotional scene and Jordan showed off his many, many troties. There's also My Restaurant Rules NZ, which too us to Lyttleton by way of Birkenhead for some more classic Kiwi dinner party banter. Tyson continued to be the shabbiest chic around, Daniel had a lemon-based meltdown and PJ and Rob proved to be the biggest sweethearts at the table. Pity their salsa was so salty. All this, and a Baga Chipz on Drag Race UK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. It's another duo pod this week and we've pulled out all the stops. Stings. Segments. Crannies. Grannies. Join us as we traverse the week in news, from Hobsonville Point residents furious about undies to an Elvis lookalike stealing sex toys. Big week for ex-MAFSNZ stars too, with Samuel Levi getting his own radio show and Brett and Angel building a grandstand in their lounge. There's also a huge week in reality television, where Ray and Jono's relationship completely exploded, Christopher and Rose's relationship completely exploded, and Vicky and Stefaan's relationship completely exploded. At least there's a shining light on the horizon in My Restaurant Rules NZ, the most true blue Kiwi show of all time with what could be the country's first televised emo. Just make sure you don't mess up the terrine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Jane is away, so the mice will play. Call the coppers, its a chaos pod this week no with proper doc, no proper stings and no proper adults. It's been a great week of reality television, with the dramatic conclusion of Celebrity Treasure Island seeing Shane Cameron use his head wheat, The Wiz lose his marbles and Sam Wallace take home the bacon. There's also Married at First Sight NZ, which had a boozy dinner party to end all dinner parties. Tequila shots were had, sex questions were asked, and paid actor accusations were made. Rose and Christopher went to a crystal healer, James and Carmen poled danced, Jono and Ray had many, many fights. It's The Real Pod, and we promise we'll do better next time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s.\ With Duncan enjoying a MAFS-style beach holiday in Bali, Alex and Jane are left to cover another crazy week in reality television. Shannon Ryan has gone full beast-mode in Celebrity Treasure Island, Married At First Sight NZ revealed that two of the contestants have already slept together and TVNZ is about to dish up a brand new cooking competition that nobody asked for. There's also a boatload of Real News, including the truth about the Loch Ness monster, some extremely rude embroidery and an exciting eye witness account of the Briscoes Lady. It's The Real Pod, for real this time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Ever wondered what happens when the Cornies make the Real Pod doc? If you thought absolute unbridled chaos, then you'd be absolutely right. Because it has been a stonker of week in New Zealand reality TV, with the flubbed auctions of The Block NZ, the premiere of Married at First Sight NZ and the undoing of Matty McLean on Celebrity Treasure Island. There's also some incredible real news, including the birth of the new royal baby Milo Green, a harrowing tale of ants in a toilet and a new kind of hybrid chocolate that absolutely nobody asked for. Also: Colin Mathura-Jeffree has lost his weedeater. It's The Real Pod and, just like the moon landing, it's really real. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Dress us up in shit-covered clothing and send us to Disneyland with Richie McCaw, The Real Pod is back for another stonker week of real life in this foolish corner of the globe. In real news, influencers have paired up with Dettol to punk us all, celebrities are listening to our podcast and MAFSNZ is facing the edit job of a lifetime. There's also reality check, where we recap a truly terrible week on The Block NZ and a really wonderful time on Celebrity Treasure Island. The Whizz is the captain now, Shannon Ryan is an absolute vision and Matty McLean has lost his goddamn mind. But at least he listens to The Real Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod team assemble to discuss the brilliant Celebrity Treasure Island, The Block's descent and worrying signs for the upcoming season of Married at First Sight NZ. It's the show we didn't know we needed, good-natured family entertainment that doesn't forget the absolute drama. Shane Cameron nearly tore Jodie Molloy apart just because she said 'yum', the entry-point to a very talkable week in Fiji for Celebrity Treasure Island. Just up the road from The Spinoff offices, The Block has stalled. We discuss the shocking revelation regarding the just-announced cast of MAFS NZ, and head to Wayne's World to discover things they never told you about being an adult, as a kid. Then, as always, Duncan has to leave early. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sound the alarm, because it's time for another absolute chaos pod. We're talking haunted dolls in Waipu, we're talking giant hands taking over Wellington, we're talking soft serve cones dipped in powdered Milo. If you can keep up with the exciting scooter getaway chase in Timaru, then you might be able to keep up with us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. It's a galaxy brain episode of The Real Pod this week and we're not just talking about the new Australian Bachelor who is trying to find another Earth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Have a listen to the pod cause ya girl don't got a blur for ya. xoxo gossip girl Love Producer Tina Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the most dramatic season of The Block NZ yet, two boys from Te Kuiti aren’t taking the bait.  It was Master Bedroom week on The Block NZ when judge Jason Bonham opened the door and collapsed into a fit of laughter at apartment three’s latest offering. Sure, it was an extremely blue room with weirdly-placed receding shelves, but it wasn’t really funny. It wasn’t funny as Lisa’s “Eat Her Right” sign she tried to hang in in week one, it wasn’t as funny as Mikaere’s Jeepers Creepers hat and it certainly wasn’t as funny as James Reid from The Feelers.  “She’s a bit of a kick in the guts eh, it’s very hard,” says Sam, one half of ‘the boys’ from Te Kuiti, who are slowly turning Apartment three into Jason Bonham’s chuckle factory on this season of The Block NZ . “We work our guts out and so do our builders, so for them to just come in and giggle and laugh at our efforts is pretty disheartening.” His teammate Ethan is struggling to find the words to describe the judges, wary of being impolite. “I wanna say… they’re rude.”  Read the full post : https://wp.me/p532R6-QxF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Light a candle and say a prayer, for Love Island NZ is no longer coming to our screens in 2020. At least the Celebrity Treasure Island NZ promo is out, and Matty McLean's shins are in it for about three seconds. There's also a shocking revelation about the spelling of remuneration, baby news for Mona Dot Com and the premiere of Have You Been Paying Attention NZ. We also drag our way through the rapidly-setting cement of The Block NZ, where the boys are making us very sad and the judges are making us very mad. Why does nobody even look tired? What's with all the glass on brick? And what does oregano taste like, really? All that, and some extremely exciting Nando's new Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. It's a whacky, whacky week on The Real Pod this week. But is it whackier than the fact that Gilda Kirkpatrick saw a literal ghost in Jamaica? Whackier than the fact that Hilary Barry visited The Spinoff studios? Whackier than Nasser returning to Alex's DMs after weeks of silence? Is it Mercury's fault? Can it be saved by an ice cold taurine fizz? How about a square morsel of cheesy bread from Nando's? There's also the wild west of Dinner Wars on The Block NZ. Stacy and Adam mispronounced many Mexican words during their fiesta, Ribz potentially exposed himself on national television while doing a toilet joke and Ethan and Sam sampled their very first cup of piping hot Auckland java. And who can forget James Reid of course. It's The Real Pod: really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Breaking news: Bigfoot is back baby and the Real News bulletin is bursting with many more hot scoops. Who killed Jacinda Ardern's cat and why is he choosing to speak out now? Why are there so many turtles on the loose? And how on Earth did Jane Yee survive the terrifying California quake? There's also The Block NZ, where bathroom week left us all (especially Duncan) as stony-faced as a marble infinity sink. Lisa and Ribs have enlisted the help of some futuristic paint, Stacey and Adam are being passive-aggressive and Wolf is howling at the health and safety moon. It’s The Real Pod, really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. There's a lot of Real News to get through this week, as bakeries around the country have lost their marbles completely. From the shouty pie women in the south and skimpy ham sammies in the north, our team do their best to bring you the essential facts from the evolving situation. Also this week, a scandal hits the Real Pod Corner and Jane is left disappointed after her co-hosts ate Perky Nana lumps without her. There's also the trials and tribulations of The Block NZ, which was rocked this week by an intruder team that nobody saw coming. With Gizzy Hard returning to stir the paint pot, the season has already turned deliciously shouty. Who will win bathroom week? Which Kingsland establishment will they eat at next? And what the hell were the boys thinking with those bunks? It's The Real Pod, really.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. We've got a whole litre of taurine fizz cranking through the studio this week as The Real Pod Collective convenes to recap another hectic week in reality TV land. The Celebrity Treasure Island cast have been announced, Claire from MAFSNZ S1 is selling her Christmas dinner set on Facebook and Laura Daniel is back with a brand new zombie survival show. There's also the chaos of The Block NZ, where Jason Bonham threw down (and basically threw up) on the first room reveals, Sophie and Mikaere revealed some controversial plans to bulldoze their guest bedroom and Ribz did some bad cross-dressing because of something about a pink toilet. It's The Real Pod, realistically. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. The team is back to give it a good old Kiwi try across the seas this week, perhaps one of the biggest reality TV weeks of the year. Dancing With the Stars NZ had one explosive finale, complete with rugby balls and Julz Tocker doing a rambunctious jive, with Manu Vatuvei being crowned the winner of the glitter ball trophy. There was also the premiere of The Block NZ: Firehouse, set a stone's throw away in Kingsland. If the extremely rude sign and caricature millennials are anything to go by, it's going to be a cracker of a season. We also ruminate on what it means to be mindful in the latest edition of Colin's Cranny, and spend too long looking at Max Key's bum. It's The Real Pod, really sorry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. This week the pod has been cursed with an almighty stench, but that won't stop us recording our first full-length international podcast. It was an explosive semi-final week on Dancing With the Stars NZ, containing everything from smooth sax, non-consensual bum-drumming and a terrible cover of 'Timber'. There's also some extremely exciting Real News about Brussels sprouts, dogs on trains and Jane's first celebrity sighting in LA (lady who was an extra on C.S.I). Also, you won't believe what Colin Mathura-Jeffree bought at the supermarket this week. It's The Real Pod, really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. This week on The Real Pod, we've absolutely Real Pod-ed it. It was throuple week on Dancing With the Stars NZ, but we were struck with a nightmare trio of our own: technical difficulties, geographical changes and a series of unfortunate events. The result? This micro-pod below. We are sorry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. It's an extremely emotional episode of The Real Pod, as Jane farewells her podmates Duncan and Alex for a life of glitz and glamour in Los Angeles, USA. Never fear, though, your weekly dose of reality TV and real news will continue via video link across the ocean. Besides, someone's got to keep tabs on Max Key's international shenanigans, so it might as well be Jane. We also recap the past week on Dancing With the Stars NZ, where Laura Daniel ended up in the bottom two despite being at the top of the leaderboard, Clinton Randall didn't wear shoes and the judges wore many, many sets of funny glasses. There's also some real news about tattoos, websites and jingles, because we are a serious current events podcast. It's The Real Pod, baby! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. It's Jane's second to last podcast in New Zealand and we have pulled out all the stops: a fire hazard, a cheesy bread cake from Nando's and some incredibly interesting analysis of everyone's favourite dancing show. There's an injury sustained live on pod, there's a brief monopod about beauty Youtubers that nobody asked for, and there's ice cold taurine fizz. We also run you through the news of the week, including an organic Nando's celebrity sighting, The Spinoff's big award winning evening, and Laura Daniel's new zombie programme. It's the Real Pod, really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. This week on the pod we are absolutely snowed under with exciting news from the reality TV world, the real world, and the Nando's world. There's a 24 year-old sheep knocking around, the old Milo formula is the new Milo formula and Jane accidentally bought Andrew Jury's vacant tattoo space. There's also Dancing With the Stars NZ, which Duncan has singlehandedly ruined via one sacred eight minute monopod. Mike McRoberts sashayed away, Randall ripped off his shirt and K'Lee sand a beautiful song. Also: we review some corn lollies because it is our civic duty. It's... The Real Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. You asked for it: we're all back in the same room, at the same time. Kind of. Alex is 20 minutes late and Jane got the time wrong, so Duncan starts an eight minute monopod. There's much to cover in the news this week, from the dog that lived for 51 weeks in the wild to the woman who thinks prunes should be handed out on planes. There's also drama of Dancing With the Stars NZ, which 2/3 of the podmates are still enjoying very much. K'Lee pinched her nerve and made breaking news on The Project NZ, our heavenly father Colin Mathura-Jeffree was in the audience on Monday night, and Mike McRoberts needs to do some hot yoga STAT. It's The Real Pod, and it's your new reality. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. With Duncan in Thailand, Alex and Jane (and occasionally Tina) shoulder the burden of recapping the past week in reality TV and extremely real news. There's a bloody big cat on the loose in the South Island, there's a goat in the supermarket and there's Mi Goreng in bougie toasties now. Beyond that, there's all the thrills and spills of Dancing With the Stars NZ. Randall and his partner did a crazy cartwheel thing, Glen Osbourne made everyone cry, and Carolyn Taylor was gone much too soon. There's also a tantalising chat about dreams. It’s the Real Pod, and it’s as real as they come. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. This week Duncan is cavorting around Melbourne so Jane and Alex meet at the dining room table to talk about another hot week on this dance floor we call life. Need all the celebrity goss from the Avengers premiere? We've got you covered. Want to know how bad Cadbury Buttons eggs are now? No worries. Want some dance analysis from two complete amateurs? Boy, are you in luck. Dancing With the Stars NZ continues to be bloody great. Carolyn Taylor kicked so high that she's inspired our latest #viral challenge, Clinton Randell has swooped in and stolen our hearts and Jude (and our beloved cornie Matt Tatton-Brown) are gone to soon. Also: a cracker week for Colin's Cranny. It's the Real Pod, and it's as real as they come. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. In the hangover of Married at First Sight Australia, we are overjoyed to shimmy onto the shiny lino of Dancing With the Stars NZ. Well, two of us are. Duncan only watched Laura's dance on Instagram. Which celebrity is the frontrunner? Why wasn't Jude allowed to whip Matt? And what in the world is Walter Neilands? Beyond that, we review a Marie Kondo experience gone awry, check in with Max Key's globe trotting adventures and experience some technical difficulty that will push the podmates to their absolute limit. It's The Real Pod, and it's 100% as real as it gets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the final week of Married at First Sight Australia, with special thanks to Nando’s. It's been a long and emotional journey full of highs, lows, onesies and toaster pizzas, but Married at First Sight Australia is finally over. Join us as we try to make sense of the final explosive dinner party, and the reunion to end all reunions. Why is Sam such a coward? Are Ines and Elizabeth friends now? And why is Mike the worst guy to ever walk planet Earth? Beyond that, we review a fun size Milky Way bar, have some discourse about the merits of Twitter and watch a hippo fart video. There's also Dancing With the Stars NZ to get excited about. It's The Real Pod, and it's too real. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect Married at First Sight Australia and the Dancing With the Stars NZ cast, with special thanks to Nando’s. We know we've said this before, but this episode is a proper chaos pod. Fuelled by lollies and the promise of Nando's, your friendly podmates plough through the final single dates on MAFSAU. Heidi and Mike hit choppy waters in more ways than one, Mark makes a ham and cheese croissant and Cam nearly proposes to Jules with a fake diamond bracelet. Beyond that, we are also limbering up for Dancing With the Stars NZ. Will Nadia's involvement have an impact on Alex's My Food Bag? Will Duncan ever find out who Walter from Sticky TV is? And you won't believe who has beef with Jude Dobson. It's The Real Pod, and it's only getting realer by the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on The Real Pod, we've got two weeks of MAFS madness to recap. Billy and Susie went to hell and back again, and then Billy had to come back one more time to get his fish oil. Ivan the Terrible was the nail in the coffin for Nic and Cyrell, Michael is rocking his long hair like Fabio and Ines is saying some truly outrageous things in her Instagram stories. There's also Jessika and Dan's ever-growing web of lies, Cam's big old emotional dump and Ning and Mark's sexploits (or lack thereof). Just like Mike's eyeliner, The Real Pod is absolutely here to stay. Stick to your knitting and have a listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the sixth week on Married at First Sight Australia, with special thanks to Nando’s. If we told you this wasn't a rude pod, we'd be lying. What more can you expect from such a rude week on MAFS AU, complete with naked calendar shoots, brazen buttcracks and passionate party pashing? Jessika has finally dumped mucky Mick, Suzy has exploded at Billy over a Splenda nightmare, and Heidi and Mike are fizzling out on the Goldie. Beyond that, we have some exciting updates from Nasser/NASA, a deep dive investigation into the role of mesh in boardies, and a live production meeting about when our Nando's lunch is going to arrive. Yet again, i’s the realest pod there is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the fifth week on Married at First Sight Australia, with special thanks to Nando’s. It's another chaotic week on the pod, complete with phone calls to Nasser from the last season of MAFS, Duncan getting cancelled live on air and many, many Haribo lollies. Why is Jessika trying to sleep with everyone's husbands? Why has Mike tattooed his bald head? Why is Dino recording everything? Why has Nic grown a tiny moustache? So many questions, so few answers. Beyond that, there are some exciting celebrity sightings, news about Love Island NZ and a heated debate about feijoas. It's the realest pod there is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the fourth week on Married at First Sight Australia, with special thanks to Nando’s. Your favourite Married at First Sight Australia experts are back to look at a week on MAFS that may or may not have gone too far. Innes and Sam have gone full steam ahead in the sauna (allegedly), Heidi and Mike are starting to crumble and Ning and Mark are absolutely miserable. Also, Bronson went on a treadmill for four hours because he was loving watching TV so much. Beyond that, we recap Jane's lovely wedding (complete with a certified Real Pod moment for the ages), take a quick look at the week on Heartbreak Island and talk about a new innovation in Nando's cheesy bread tessellation. It’s The Real Pod, baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the third week on Married at First Sight Australia, with special thanks to Nando’s. The real Married at First Sight Australia experts are back recap a truly diseased week on the good show. There were waxed buttholes, there was a cheating scandal, there were many, many chicken pox. Sam and Ines have finally gone to the dark side, Nic and Cyrell are serving us Punk’d realness and where the hell are Melissa and Dino??? Beyond that, there’s a scientific investigation into the fluidity of Australian Nutella, the team recounting their night out with the Heartbreak Island cast, and an intricate description of a “wide-on” that absolutely nobody asked for. It’s The Real Pod, baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the second week on Married at First Sight Australia, with special thanks to Nando’s. Your friendly podmates zip up their Australia onesies and dive into the tumultuous second week of Married at First Sight Australia. This week we met the last of our hopeful newlyweds, including a 29 year old virgin, a jillionaire stripper and a Kim Kardashian clone. There's a dinner party, a parasailing trip from hell and some mysterious floating objects known by some as "ducks". After that, there's the dinner party. How wild is Sam's gaslighting? How big are Mick's hands? And why has Sam stopped blinking so much? Also: Ines. There is much to discuss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week on Married at First Sight Australia, with special thanks to Nando’s. Join us as we recap the first explosive week on Married at First Sight Australia, objectively the greatest show on Earth. Jules and Cam are the love story of a generation, Jessika and Cyrell have the scariest brothers this side of Underbelly, and Ning has so many walls up she might as well be Fort Knox. How bad does the water look in New Zealand? Why do all the Aussie blokes wear boardies to bed? And which Best Man is the Worst Man? Please listen, please like, please subscribe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the last few weeks in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. The dream team is back together to cover all the breaking news topics you need to know this week. Which Aladdin star was spotted at Laneway? Which of our favourite celebrities made cameos in Jane Yee's 40th birthday video? And what the hell have Cadbury done to their bloody marshmallow eggs. Beyond that, we recap an intense week on both The Bachelor US and The Casketeers, do some furniture shopping with Pordy and break down the Sue Nicholson stoush of the decade. Oh, and we are so excited for Married at First Sight Australia that we can hardly breathe. Tune in next week for the full rundown of four nights of mayhem. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the last few weeks in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s.   This week on the podcast, Duncan returns from the wilderness with a Jersey Shore tan and having watched zero television like the useless co-host he is. This, coupled with Alex's absence doing real, important work, meant Jane carried a very heavy load, recapping five shows essentially alone. By way of penance Duncan ate three squares of the 6.7m Scoville chilli chocolate and promptly went into a full body sweat while waves of nausea pitched across him. Pod highlights include the fearful recounting of new pods from Sam Levi and Art and Matilda, doubtless the beginning of the end for the #realpod, and extremely long looks into the continuing unreal lives of the Real Housewives of Auckland through Michelle Blanchard's Instagram stories. It's The Real Pod and we're really sorry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the last few weeks in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. With Duncan still basking somewhere on a desert island, Alex and Jane reconvene in The Spinoff studio to pick apart the past week in local weird news, pop culture and reality TV. We had a glittering evening at the premiere of Aladdin with every New Zealand celebrity ever, before the entire nation was thrown into disarray at the arrival of the unruly tourists onto our newsfeeds. Beyond the Primo robbery, the Christmas tree robbery and the bloody Mission Bay rubbish, there's somehow still more news to talk about. What does season two of Heartbreak Island have in store? Why is Max Key playing coy on Celebrity Treasure Island NZ? And which podcast host sold their bra on TradeMe to a cornie? OH, AND WE EAT SOME OF THE HOTTEST CHILLI CHOCOLATE IN THE WORLD. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the last few weeks in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. We're back for 2019! Well, Jane and Alex are. Join us for a sprawling chat about this summer in celebrity news, sightings and scandals. Sam and Tayler's MAFS journey has come to an end, press release and all. Mike Puru had a chicken burger nightmare, the Fiji Water girl is a sham and we've seen so many celebs over the holidays that we hardly know what to do with ourselves. Beyond that, we look at some personal failures. Jane flubbed her wedding invites, Alex has been crying while Kondo-ing and Tina's phone died when she met Cardi B at Piha. There's also a small amount of reality TV news, including an extremely exciting Celebrity Treasure Island rumour and the mad return of The Bachelor US.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect 2018 in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Happy New Year! Before you get started on those resolutions, why not join us in looking back at 2018 in reality TV? It's time for the beloved* annual** Real Pod awards, where everything's made up and the categories don't necessarily matter. Why will take out the gong for eyes of 2018 What was the best local reality show of the year? Best influencer? And, most crucially, who will win the coveted prize for best poo? You'll simply have to listen to find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night, for The Real Pod has stumbled upon a Christmas miracle: a full-length podcast with the King of the Cranny himself, Colin Mathura-Jeffree. Joining Jane, Duncan and Alex for a Christmas extravaganza, Colin brings a swag of gifts and hot gossip about his life in television and on the influencer scene. Who got the drunkest on the set of New Zealand's Next Top Model? How did he accidentally score the gig on New Zealand's Hottest Home Baker? And does he believe in aliens or ghosts or what? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. THIS EPISODE CONTAINS MAJOR REALITY TV SPOILERS, TAKE HEED It's our last proper episode of The Real Pod for the year, nicely timed with the end of every reality TV show ever. Join us as we dissect the glorious finales of Project Runway NZ, The Great Kiwi Bake Off and House of Drag. Who takes home the almighty cake plate? Which reality TV contestant is the youngest baby ever to walk the Earth? And which shows do we think will return in 2019? Beyond that, we've got all the Real News you could ever want. A goose is on the loose in Dunedin, Shania Twain's show was overrun with merch hawkers and all the potato chips have holes in them. We also drink a quart of hot sauce because why wouldn't you? It’s The Real Pod, and it's real as heck. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. This week on the Real Pod, we suck back an ice cold taurine fizz and tackle another week of reality television. Both Project Runway and Bake Off are in their semi-finals, MKRNZ has finally come to an end and House of Drag had a rap battle because who cares anymore. Beyond that, we recount an extremely stacked week of celebrity sightings, bask in the glory of Baker's Delight, and check in with a very bad Insta-story from the boy they call Key. It's The Real Pod, and we're real tired. To listen use the player below, jump over to Spotify or download this episode (right click and save). Feel free to subscribe via iTunes, RSS or via your favourite podcast client, and be sure to get involved on social media using #realpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. This week on the Real Pod, the gang is back together to recap another thrilling week on reality TV and in real life. Duncan brings all the inside gossip from the Mediaworks launch, Jane provides lollies from Japan and Alex recounts a chilling encounter with a personal poonami. Beyond that, we cover all our favourite local reality shows including The Great Kiwi Bake Off, Project Runway NZ, MKRNZ and House of Drag. There's also a huge influencer engagement announcement, Redemption Ducks and breaking Kate Hawkesby news that you simply do NOT want to miss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. This week on the Real Pod, Duncan phones in on the way to the Mediaworks launch, and delivers breaking news updates that are now definitely old news. There's a lot of hard-hitting news about big cows, tradie woes and Jim Hickey's new gig, as well as exciting live reveal of a new Real Pod Museum artefact. Beyond that, we assess the week on Project Runway NZ, House of Drag, The Great Kiwi Bake Off and MKRNZ, as well as shining a light on our favourite Lightbox shows of the month. It’s The Real Pod, and it’s extremely real. To listen use the player below, jump over to Spotify or download this episode (right click and save). Feel free to subscribe via iTunes, RSS or via your favourite podcast client, and be sure to get involved on social media using #realpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. This week on the Real Pod, we power through a delicious week on Bake Off, a bridesmaids scuffle on Project Runway NZ and a huge showdown on House of Drag. Jane and Duncan share their hilarious proposal stories, and Alex eats a nice biscuit. Beyond that, we asses Max Key's exciting new look, take a deep dive into Kate Hawkesby's anti-influencer stance and get an exciting update on The Hot Felon. It's The Real Pod, and it's extremely real. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. This week on the pod, we are still fizzing after our incredible first Real Pod meet-up, A Very Corny Christmas at Nando's St Lukes. Which notorious cornies showed up? Did anyone step 'in it''? And which reality TV stars braved cornucopia? Beyond that, we recap the week in real news and reality TV including controversial onions, wombat poos and Jeff's incredible song on The Great Kiwi Bake Off. It’s The Real Pod, and it’s as real as it gets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. It's a huge week for the almighty pod as Jeff's eyes on Bake Off are officially not as blue as they used to be. Ploughing through another great week of reality TV, we ask more big questions of Project Runway NZ, The Great Kiwi Bake Off and MKRNZ. How horny was the guest judge on Runway? How hard is it to make a good scone? And how rude is a croquembouche? Beyond that, we review a game about poo and a toy you have to yell at. We also talk about A Star is Born, the glory of the Nando's espetada, and Max Key's big costume mistake. It's The Real Pod, and it's as real as it gets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. This week on The Real Pod, we assemble with armfuls of Halloween candy to talk about the past week in reality TV and real life in New Zealand. MAFSNZ is over, so what did we learn? Jeff from Bake Off visited Tara from The Spinoff in her own home, but what colour were his eyes? And how much did Project Runway's Kerry reeeaally contribute to Meghan Markle's coat? Speaking of royals, Alex recaps a long wait to see a sliver of the Duchess' hand. Duncan reveals his dramatic night at the buffet and Jane lets rip on some no-good local youths who stole her decorative eyeballs. It's The Real Pod, and it's as real as it gets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Call the police, because it's time for a CHAOS POD this week. Cracking open a couple of ice cold Red Bulls, your friendly Real Pod team dissect all the real news and reality TV that you need to know. How good does TVNZ's new season look? Why is Matootles not coming back to foot island? And has Jane finally become a bona fide influencer? Beyond that, we drag our heels through the whimpering end of Married at First Sight NZ, burn our caramel over how good Bake Off is and announce an extremely exciting Nando's event. We've also got MKRNZ, Project Runway NZ and all the Max Key news you can stomach. It’s The Real Pod and it’s about as real as it gets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. This week on The Real Pod, we are finally reunited... kind of. With Duncan coming and going from the studio as he pleases, we are momentarily joined by Hayden Donnell, host of the Lightbox exclusive docuseries Get It to Te Papa, to talk about unearthing the forgotten dorky treasures of New Zealand culture. With Duncan subbing back in for our typical reality TV recappery, we tackle a confusing week on Married at First Sight NZ, the extraordinary premiere of The Great Kiwi Bake Off, and the redemption of Gogglebox NZ. There's also huge news in both Max Key Corner and Colin's Cranny that you simply won't want to miss. It’s The Real Pod, and it’s really real. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. With Duncan holidaying in Fiji, we are joined once again by noted celebrity influencer JT Muirhead to dissect the week in reality television and real news. And what a week it has been, with the badger botching up The Bachelor Australia, Married at First Sight NZ boogie-boarding into Bali and Project Runway losing an absolute Timaru icon. Beyond that, there's a heated discussion about steeping teabags, an analysis of the plonker who broke the art needle in Wellington and some incredibly exciting Max Key news. It's The Real Pod, and it's really real.    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. This week on The Real Pod, Jane remains in the city of angels so Alex and Duncan are joined by honorary corndog and Survivor NZ superstar JT. Together, they mow through a huge week in reality television including the endlessly weird live finale of The Block NZ, the first four Married at First Sight NZ weddings, the premiere of Project Runway NZ and the tense hometown dates on The Bachelor Australia. Beyond that, they try to untangle a Facebook spam mystery from an ex-MKRNZ contestant, get the inside scoop on sitting on a loo backwards and eat some expired yet patriotic Roses chocolates. It's The Real Pod, and it's about as real as it gets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in New Zealand pop culture and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One winner. The same three losers. The final episode of The Fantasy Suite, featuring Jane Yee, Alex Casey, Duncan Greive and a special guest – only the winning Bachelorette MATILDA RICE. We have reached the end of The Bachelor journey, and celebrate accordingly with no Lindauer, no baking and no real plan. Matilda helps us to dissect the drenched week of Bachelor news, quashing rumours and revealing scoops aplenty. Does she prefer John Campbell or Paul Henry? What's Mike Puru like? How's her wrist doing? Is Art's flat nice? As the door slowly closes on The Fantasy Suite (until season two), lament not. We will be back for Dancing With the Stars whether you like it or not. Note: From now on we will publish occasional one-off podcasts covering particular one-off television events – like this look at the 20/20 Bruce Jenner interview – in addition to all our other regular reality TV pods like ‘After the Factor’ and ‘The Fantasy Suite’. These will all be gathered in one stream under the name ‘The Spinoff Podcasts’. These exist under what was formerly ‘The Fantasy Suite’, so if you’re subscribed to that on iTunes you needn’t do a thing. Otherwise: iPhone users click here to see the showpage and subscribe on iTunes or Android users should head here to subscribe via Stitcher. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The huge ring has been given out, the fluorescent lights have been dialed up to 11 and Mike Puru has sunken into his enormous studded chair. It's time for the After the Final Rose special of The Bachelor NZ. Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive pop a Lindauer and chat about the somewhat disappointing aftermath of The Bachelor NZ. With Jane and Duncan attending the 700 hour-long filming of After the Final Rose, there are scoops aplenty (mostly that they served cheese and crackers and Brigette's beard-boobs). There's a few exciting announcements – The Bachelor season two, the return of Dancing With the Stars NZ and our subsequent sequinned podcasting plans. From there, things slowly descend from the dizzying heights of The Heritage conference room to the depths of social media, where we scrape around for the last koala nuggets hiding at the bottom of The Bachelor barrel. Note: From now on we will publish occasional one-off podcasts covering particular one-off television events – like this look at the 20/20 Bruce Jenner interview – in addition to all our other regular reality TV pods like ‘After the Factor’ and ‘The Fantasy Suite’. These will all be gathered in one stream under the name ‘The Spinoff Podcasts’. These exist under what was formerly ‘The Fantasy Suite’, so if you’re subscribed to that on iTunes you needn’t do a thing. Otherwise: iPhone users click here to see the showpage and subscribe on iTunes or Android users should headhere to subscribe via Stitcher. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We celebrate the end of our quest for Forever Love with a Forever Podcast. Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive finally get their long-sought after Lindauer sponsorship, and drank it watching a landmark television event: the end of New Zealand's first ever Bachelor franchise. It promised much and delivered more, from bad bottom animals to mouthy mums to Gollum-esque jewellers. We loved every ridiculous moment, and spent way too long chewing on its delicious fat. And as a reward for listeners who grow weary of the excessive analysis of this skimpy bikini of a show – Duncan has a bombshell rumour dropping near the end that is potentially maybe something you might want to stick around for, as Art would say. Note: From now on we will publish occasional one-off podcasts covering particular one-off television events – like this look at the 20/20 Bruce Jenner interview – in addition to all our other regular reality TV pods like ‘After the Factor’ and ‘The Fantasy Suite’. These will all be gathered in one stream under the name ‘The Spinoff Podcasts’. These exist under what was formerly ‘The Fantasy Suite’, so if you’re subscribed to that on iTunes you needn’t do a thing. Otherwise: iPhone users click here to see the showpage and subscribe on iTunes or Android users should head here to subscribe via Stitcher. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive gather again to the Fantasy Suite to discuss the hometown visits week of the Bachelor NZ, and farewell the wonderful Poppy, farted her way into our hearts all those weeks ago. We discuss Alysha's big straddle, Dani's doorway pash and Matilda's adorable old dad Ken. It's an emotional episode, with just one week to go, not helped by the fact we finally forewent Lindauer in protest at their continued refusal to sponsor our show, or even acknowledge its existence. Note: From now on we will publish occasional one-off podcasts covering particular one-off television events – like this look at the 20/20 Bruce Jenner interview – in addition to all our other regular reality TV pods like ‘After the Factor’ and ‘The Fantasy Suite’. These will all be gathered in one stream under the name ‘The Spinoff Podcasts’. These exist under what was formerly ‘The Fantasy Suite’, so if you’re subscribed to that on iTunes you needn’t do a thing. If not – iPhone users click here to see the showpage and subscribe on iTunes or Android users should head here to subscribe via Stitcher. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive recap week six on the #TFSPod, returning to the sunny BOP to watch Art and his merry mistresses fly helicopters and planes, row boats and catch fish, and pash like animals. We start to get a bit too deep this week, talking directly to the Bachelorettes, and Art's mother, and spend a long, long time – yet not nearly long enough – discussing New Zealand's new feline superhero, Miaowsker. Download from iTunes here, go to Stitcher/any other podcast provider. (Let us know in the comments if you can’t find it at your favourite spot, and we’ll try and get it there). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After three long weeks the original gang is back together. Alex is back from Melbourne and Duncan back from dinner with his mum, while Jane's busily raising her babies, as always. We drank a bottle of Lindauer Fraise – not our favourite – and ate a lot of lollies, then talked about this week's Bachelor episodes. Jane got hung up on Danielle B's shorts and Duncan dreamed of Greenie – while Alex began to tire of him. It's an hour in The Fantasy Suite – come on in. Download from iTunes here, go to Stitcher/any other podcast provider. (Let us know in the comments if you can’t find it at your favourite spot, and we’ll try and get it there). Also: read Alex's famous Power Rankings here, or our brand new Bachelor group think (featuring Duncan's Art Green dream in full) here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Alex battling to complete her power rankings ahead of a trip to Melbourne, Duncan and Jane had a one-on-one in The Fantasy Suite (not like that) to discuss the week's Bachelor NZ action. Topics covered include a week of not kissing, Natalie's failure to launch and the dramatic showdown between Alyssa and Chrystal. All washed down with a delicious bottle of Lindauer 'Summer'. Note: we still desperately want that sponsorship... Listen below, download from iTunes here, go to Stitcher/any other podcast provider. (Let us know in the comments if you can’t find it at your favourite spot, and we’ll try and get it there). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duncan, aka Dad, was away this week, so Jane and Alex had the pod all to themselves. They took advantage of the freedom and drank a bottle of delicious Lindauer rosé while watching Wednesday's dynamite episode. Then they talked about kissing, sushi protocol, ziplines, dress recycling and the week's Bachelor news – but essentially just kissing. For nearly an hour. Listen below, download from iTunes here, go to Stitcher/any other podcast provider. (Let us know in the comments if you can't find it at your favourite spot, and we'll try and get it there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the second episode of The Fantasy Suite, our podcast dedicated to all things The Bachelor NZ. Hosted by world renowned Bachelor expert Jane Yee, with support from The Spinoff’s Alex Casey and Duncan Greive. We discuss Danielle L's shocking self-elimination, Poppy's masterful power play, the 'poo' date, Chrystal and Lisa's hot war and all the rest of magical forever love from the third and fourth installments of The Bachelor NZ. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the debut episode of The Fantasy Suite, our podcast dedicated to all things The Bachelor NZ. Hosted by world renowned Bachelor expert Jane Yee, with support from The Spinoff's Alex Casey and Duncan Greive. Reliving the first two nights at the Bachelor mansion, we discuss Arthur 'Art' Green, the bachelorettes, the first dates and the rose ceremonies. Alex talks about her stressful time at the Bachelor launch party, and Duncan his exclusive interview with his new best mate Art. These podcasts will be going out weekly on Thursday mornings throughout The Bachelor NZ's run. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices