Pete recoils as Luke shares the news of a group of Yorkshire men who’ve met for a pint every week for 56 years – reigniting Pete’s infamous commitment issues. Meanwhile, Luke is left baffled by how anyone could forget the name of a book they’re currently reading.And if that’s not enough, brace yourselves for the main event: Donny treats you to the unparalleled thrill of a live nose hair trim. Yep, you heard that right.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode was supposed to be an email special but Pete got so animated about the idea of rounding up at the checkout when shopping that your missives had to take something of a backseat. When the boys did finally get to your emails, they read out messages from White Rock, British Columbia, Wisconsin *and* California including a message from someone who has just accidentally stolen some chicken goujons. Call the cops! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Pete a frolicker? Why is he so obsessed with leaves? And are these things related to why he never pays his tax on time? Elsewhere the lads discuss foods that are acceptable to eat in the mornings and wonder if Donny could 3D print a gigantic donut boy, in parts, to send to someone as a threat.And, just before they go, there's time to run the rule over your latest battery submissions, and assess why baby owls always sleep face down... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has finally joined the ranks of 3D printing enthusiasts, but not without a bizarre encounter with a sketchy seller. While Luke assumes Pete’s got practical plans for car parts, Donny has his heart set on printing one thing: a massive owl. Naturally.Elsewhere, the lads toy with the idea of becoming Deliveroo drivers to fund even weirder projects, and a listener shares his post-Hurricane Helene run-in with a stark-naked neighbour.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s appalled to hear Donny uses Vinted and even more disgusted to hear he uses an InPost locker instead of getting the goods delivered to his house, like a real adult…Elsewhere, Luke gives his review of Better Call Saul and Pete boasts about his bath TV, which Luke just can’t wrap his head around!Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, the lads declare themselves the Nigel Benn and Chris Eubank of podcasting as they dive into the world of WWE and chat about Netflix's new Vince McMahon documentary.Later, a listener’s eBay find sends Donny down a rabbit hole, as he wonders whether you could actually buy second-hand medical gear for a bit of at-home dialysis - don’t worry, it’s all hypothetical… we hope!Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s most important question: would you flash your penis for £1?Plus, Pete’s got a new hyperfixation.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The lads relive their wild night at the London Palladium for Football Ramble LIVE - ever been so drunk you queued for your own toilet at home? That’s exactly how it ended for some!Then Pete shares some holiday, um, highlights? A pigeon spring roll that left him with what feels like shrapnel in his mouth and the knowledge of a disturbing mystery about a bridge where dogs are strangely drawn to leap to their deaths.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete pitches the idea of a Smiths reunion…with Lily Allen taking over as front woman in place of Morrissey, obviously. Meanwhile, Luke’s reached his limit with Pete’s chaotic car chatter and demands a full rundown of every car he's owned - seriously, where did the Mini Countryman even come from!?Plus, Pete tries to spice up his vocabulary with a bit of Scottish slang.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s struggling to get on board with the latest #BritishCore trend, while Luke is entertained by the American fascination with the mundanity of British culture. This gets Luke pondering what it would be like if Donny were president - he’s convinced it would lead to a lifetime reign!Plus, a visit from Pete’s mum gets the lads questioning what really constitutes a welsh cake.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is conceiving a lovechild still an acceptable form of rockstar behaviour? Luke rants about the patriarchy after Pete brings up the David Grohl scandal. Donny’s adamant that the solution to emasculation is simple - just become more pathetic.Plus, does AI actually make your life easier?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s accidentally left his car unlocked but the only thing stolen was a pound coin for the shopping trolley. On the back of this, the lads discuss shoplifting techniques and Pete decides he’d steal a Japanese chef knife, naturally.Elsewhere, Donny’s confused why pig milk hasn’t caught on yet. Oink oink! Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donny considers joining a retreat for 'entrepreneurial' men in Bali after Luke suggests his true calling is becoming an influencer.Plus, Pete can't contain his excitement over a rare badger sighting.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever walked into a bathroom and accidentally cockblocked an orgy? Well, one listener is certain he did!In other news, Pete has fallen victim to another theft of his beloved bike and Luke recalls the time a police officer sniffed his hands for signs of excrement.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke crowns Disneyland as the people-watching capital of the world, but Pete just can’t see it. Instead, he wants to talk about how similar Giles Coren and Luke are.Elsewhere, Luke tells Donny about some saucy bodice-ripping Napoleonic fan fiction and, after another mention of airports, Luke can’t comprehend why anyone would have four kids, let alone take them on holiday.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s ecstatic about the recent Oasis reunion announcement, declaring himself a “proper music fan,” while Pete couldn’t care less. Instead, Donny reminisces about the most punk rock moment of his life: a massive hotdog bun fight in the middle of Wembley Arena.Oh, and Pete wants to know the answer to a very important question: did Luke shit his pants last week?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete reveals his go-to breakup tactics, while Luke dives into the universal concept of every culture having its own version of a sandwich, igniting the timeless debate: soft shell or hard shell tacos?Plus, the Battery Daddy gets edged with the prospect of another new player.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s baffled that Donny still buys paper train tickets, while Pete wonders if a wax ticket could get you into Madame Tussauds. After that, Pete dives into the banditry of Brazil and Luke introduces the newest member of his family… his Ring doorbell.And by the way, how are you celebrating National Webmistress Day?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke's leather shorts and Donny's Game of Thrones-style trip to Bratislava can mean only one thing - summer is here!In this special bonus episode, brought to you in partnership with Beavertown, the lads share some of their favourite summer memories as well as a few hilarious listener submissions.If you didn’t get a chance to share your story, visit Beavertownbrewery.co.uk for a chance to win a few cans of Neck Oil if your story is featured. Please enjoy Beavertown beer responsibly. See website for terms and conditions.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The lads trade horror stories about nature’s weapons of destruction after Alicia Silverstone has a run in with a toxic Jerusalem cherry. Then, talk turns to fake dog turd antics…naturally!Plus, the lads pour one out for the man behind the Democracy Manifest meme.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke gloats about his latest lime bike accomplishment but Pete is quick to bring him back down to earth, reminding him that, technically, he’s mechanically doping. In return, Luke makes fun of his accent.Plus, they can’t let the Olympics chat pass by before they discuss the B Girl phenomenon, Raygun.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s more impactful, the death of the Queen or WWE? Has Trump been replaced with deep fake AI? And why can’t posh people fathom the concept of a bag of crisps?There’s a lot to cover…Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete eyes a new job as a CNBC reporter as he dives into the bizarre story of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s bear carcass incident… Meanwhile Luke confesses he’s never bought anything from Greggs - ever!Plus, a listener’s email fuels Luke’s obsession with banana spiders even more!Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lukey considers a change in employment, and could you style out a week in a public-facing role, covered in lovely engine oil?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s yearning for some salt liquorice Spunk but Luke can’t jump onboard. Elsewhere, Luke questions if Donny has what it takes to become a taxi man and Pete likens Luke to JD Vance.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donny wonders how long it would take to realise your ball sack was hanging out of your hot pants. Meanwhile, Luke tells the cautionary tale of pressure washing your foot.Plus, Pete ships a durian to the office...because why wouldn't he?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke declares his love for Mongolian throat singing as they discuss the weird but wonderful Nordic folk band, Heilung. Elsewhere, Pete is certain that European train pornography marked the birth of the internet.Plus, Luke confesses he has to do yet another driving awareness course!Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is laughing the most effective way to disarm one of the world’s biggest threats to democracy? The lads dive into American history, from the assassination attempt on Trump, to Pete confusing Thomas Edison for a Founding Father.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s crowned himself a born hustler after his recent forays into the world of Facebook Marketplace. Elsewhere, Pete tells us how his nan stole Churchill’s thunder with a bassinet full of babies.Plus, has Sammy shit on the floor in sympathy for Donny’s week of having the runs?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete tried to get his teeth whitened in Soho but was forced to watch James Bond instead… Luke’s certain that he did not go to a real dentist.Plus, as if their love for wearable tech wasn’t nerdy enough, Pete’s in disbelief when Luke informs him of Maplin’s reincarnation.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In an effort to out-alpha him, Pete's dog Sammy rubbed his empty ball sack on Pete’s head at 3am. Lola got involved too by pissing in the bed. But Donny’s just happy the gang’s all together.Elsewhere, Luke questions the ethics of a snail harvesting business.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke likens Donny to Marlon Brando as Pete declares himself a muse of theatre. Luke then reflects on his amateur theatre days and questions why he was so afraid to audition for the lead role in Smike the musical.Elsewhere, they decide it’s time to talk about the declining use of newspapers in fish and chip shops.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete ponders what compels a man to solo travel the Pacific Ocean. Meanwhile, Luke discusses his experience on a speed awareness course and says his biggest takeaway is that most people are pretty thick…Plus, Pete’s fascinated by the concept of electrocution.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke teaches hungover Pete how to impress people with his ability to convert celsius to fahrenheit. Meanwhile, Donny worries about the taxman and Luke suggests some solutions - but all of them involve a time machine. Not very helpful...Plus, Pete finds his Only Fans angle.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke admits he finally gets the whole alcohol-free beer thing, while Pete starts a fight club the moment the partner he has access to goes on a girls trip.Plus, Pete tells his own parable of Abraham carrying him through the waves.Want to get in touch with the show?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Luke’s haunted by Mexican maracas and Pete doesn’t think ramming a cow with a police car is a big deal. Elsewhere, Luke brags about his hi-fi equipment which is music to Pete’s ears - to say the least!Plus Pete gets giddy about his very own battery submission.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Pete mourns the loss of Maplin Electronics and reminisces about his own retail experiences - a fraudulent, Billy Joel-obsessed boss included. Meanwhile, Luke wonders why he can’t escape the chains of Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan.Luke also brags about his table tennis skills, but Pete isn’t having it!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete reveals his secret obsession with weird influencers, from people who don't chew their food to those who love a bit of public role play in WeWorks across the nation. Meanwhile, Luke questions why doggy daycares always seem to have the best social media strategies.Plus, Pete concludes that smoke alarms are just a constant reminder of our own mortality and Luke calls bullshit on polyglots.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete confront their caffeine addictions before marvelling at the legend of Hammock Grandad. If Pete wants to match Grandad's record, he'd better start sleeping outdoors soon!Meanwhile, Luke gladly declares that throwing things at Nigel Farage is a "great British sport," while Pete—shockingly, the voice of reason—wonders just how far is too far.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back with our lab coats on, as the lads attempt to devise new organ transplant procedures for the masses. Drawing ideas from The Human Centipede probably isn’t a good idea…Elsewhere, Pete seems determined to buy a marmoset from Hartlepool Zoo and we explore the fine art of buying unwanted things for people and sneaking them into their shed. Nothing but helpful advice on your beloved Luke & Pete Show… Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From feral MPs to Angela Rayner’s son’s Only Fans, we’re talking UK politicians! It then turns into a discussion on why Donald Trump and his running mate think that publicly hating dogs - and even bragging about killing them - would win over voter support. This reminds Luke about the time he was haunted by the RSPCA!Plus, Luke has a parcel thief update and a new solution to the problem: a big cold bucket of piss.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the lads decide that the best secret superpower would be a weak sense of smell. They then discuss the increasing price of candles - Luke’s astounded that the wife he has access to paid £80 for one! Elsewhere, Luke talks about the porn industry again before getting to the bottom of Pete’s microwave steak venture - why can’t they just make tinned steaks?Plus, Donny is convinced he’s going through the perimenopause. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Luke and Pete kick starts your Monday with a deep dive into UK politics. Discussing everything from the duality of John Prescott, MP Lee Anderson's recent tirade against, current PM Rishi Sunak's plan to bring back national service and even Lib Dem leader Ed Davey's run in with a paddle board - your new political correspondents cover it all. Following this, Luke also has some choice words about the UK government's young staffers...Elsewhere, Pete reminds us of Ronald Reagan's signature look. Plus, Luke has the perfect solution for a parcel thief - dog sh*t and broken glass, classic!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Pete is certain that Pizza Hut is the home of good pizza - Luke strongly disagrees - which leads to a discussion about the etiquette of discussing other people's food. Elsewhere Luke reminisces on doing door to door sales in New Zealand and Pete has a crack at impressions while slagging off Luke's milky teas.Plus, has Pete imagined a football themed greek restaurant? If so, why?Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete is talking about Ian Wright's ankle, again, and Luke tells Donny about the new show his mum is obsessed with.Plus, we have serious questions. Does anyone want to buy some garden furniture from Luke? Are head transplants morally wrong? And did your parents know (or better still, did they care) when you were watching TV after lights out?Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke tells us how he rocked his signature jorts back in the day while Pete realises that he may be approaching a midlife crisis if he continues to go to social events with Luke! Elsewhere, talk turns to Donny's love for Ket - no, not that kind!Plus Lukey is certain that Huel won't work for him and Pete reminisces on his DJ era.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Luke argues about the science of terminal velocity after seeing a hairbrush fall from a sky-drop ride, while Pete wonders why women carry them around because he's never seen public brushing. What are they hiding! Elsewhere, Michael Barrymore's on the tip of their tongues again as they discuss his recent move to Barcelona, the home of glory holes. Speaking of which, Pete asks the crucial question: would you whack an erect penis if you saw one in said glory hole?Plus, Luke tells us about his trip to Munich for Frühlingsfest and Pete tells us how the Century gets the lads going...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete tells us about the highlight of his Cornwall holiday - his microwave steaks - but Luke's sure that if he served it to Jeremy Clarkson he'd be a goner! Elsewhere, the lads conclude that farmers don't need to be paid more after Pete tells us how easily one guy – somewhere, one time – scraped together a million pounds to save his kidnapped daughter. Then Luke rants about conspiracies and anti-vaxxers.Plus, Pete's convinced doctor's just want to put their fingers up bums after he went to a Eurovision party where his neighbour talked all things prostates.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke think Pete treats his stomach like an abusive parent after he sees him eating Chinese in the office at 9am. Pete's upset no one likes Bigga Juice at Stak HQ. He also complains about the lack of microwave possibilities in the office which turns the conversation to the Darwin Awards as they contemplate how long it would take to microwave your head.Elsewhere they talk about the fans they've been meeting and discuss what their ideal level of fame would be - would you rather be like the guitarist in Coldplay with the ability to go about his day to day life, or, like Taylor Swift who apparently has to be carried out of planes in a bodybag so no one will see her?Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should a professional footballer be allowed to play 5-aside in the name of friendship? Can old musicians actually produce good work or are they just upheld by the reputation of their youth? We're looking at you Mr. 'Gasm...Elsewhere Pete tells us how he was woken up by a rando and Luke rants about the about the consequences of sleeping on a train - he outright refuses to be a professional waker-upper! Plus talk turns to politics, who knew Congo and Rwanda were two different countries? *Clearly* not the UK government.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke urges Pete to kill the stowaways he's found in his Japanese car because he's is adamant that they're invasive. This prompts the lads to discuss border control as Lukey relives the moment his football boots where confiscated in New Zealand. Elsewhere, Luke educates us on the Guano Islands, which Donny insists would be better named the Bird Poo Islands, and contemplates the hierarchy of animal poop.Plus, they also talk about their upcoming holidays and Pete crowns Luke with the title of 'Big Strong Boy' after he tells us about his new holiday assignment: child carrier.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The lads can’t stop talking about Bear Grylls! Pete contemplates how long he’d last in the wild, as the lads attempt their best impressions and ask the big question: is Bear just kinky about animals? Elsewhere, Luke rants about the 5STAR channel and asks how Ofcom allows erect penis’ on TV after watching a documentary on the porn industry.Plus, Donny talks all things blood sausage and chicken sashimi.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What makes a good petrol station? Do you swerve the ducks and risk a pile-up, or drive over them instead? And is flashing a fake penis still flashing?Elsewhere, Pete tells us about the time he fractured his skull as a baby and Luke explains why he's offended by McCain's 'Daddy or chips' commercial. Plus, the Luke and Pete Show movie club opens its doors once more!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donny learns about the fascinating invention of velcro for babies, Luke calls parents that take their kids to Glastonbury performative, and Pete votes for The Wiggles over the Arctic Monkeys. Elsewhere, they weigh in on Taylor Swift's "tepid" songwriting skills ("she's no Smokey Robinson") because Pete can't understand any of it, while Luke reminds 'the youth' that Madonna existed first.Plus, the lads talk all things horses.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete insists that Phil Collins and Bob Hoskins are one in the same but Luke's not having any of it. Luke reveals his ultimate goal is to star as Fagin in Oliver on the West End. Elsewhere we talk about a survey that concluded life was better in the 17th century...Plus Luke reviews a new movie and Pete goes to pilot school!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the lads give a full Coachella review and ultimately conclude that Blur's really not for them. Elsewhere, Luke reminisces on his wild surf-style upbringing fuelled by twisted jeans and Red Or Dead t-shirts and Pete gets a lesson in broadcasting 101.Plus, Donny has the ultimate care update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would you want to play a plane simulation game in real time and sit in front of a screen for an 8 hour long-haul flight? The lads talk about arcades in Soho, which leads them to the ultimate question - which arcade games are the gayest?Elsewhere, Pete compares Luke to an iceberg and Luke learns his lesson when the wife he has access to doesn’t let him in after he’s late for bath time.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s back from Wrestlemania and brings tales of thermal tights, CVS and fried oysters for breakfast. But Luke asks the most important question of all - did Pete miss him?!Elsewhere, they discuss earthquake advice and the vasectomy saga continues…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke revisits more call centre nostalgia and raves about the magic of Teenage Mutant Turtles. Plus Pete finds out that Lukey’s a big ol’ nerd who’s eagerly been awaiting the final books of the Game of Thrones series for a whopping 13 years!Elsewhere, Luke says Pete should go into stand up comedy and is certain that all he’d need to do to find success is wet himself on stage.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke comes in hot with tortoiseshell cat facts and impressive goblin knowledge, claiming the title of Dungeon Master. Elsewhere, Pete stumbles across the least vegetarian thing you could possibly do.Plus, the boys discuss meat jelly and Luke has a new book club entry!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Could you tell the difference between New York or South London? Is Donald Trump on a dog hating campaign? And would you mess with an Eastern European tough guy? The lads come armed with the hard questions this week.Plus, Luke tells us about his great granddad's crazy german shepherd and Pete's recently visited Bulgaria - without telling Daddy Lukey…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Warning: don't mess with hobgoblin's, they'll get you fired - as Donny can attest. Elsewhere, Luke discovers in the war against air-cons, babies will lose and Pete explains why Luke is the embodiment of bus driver chic. Plus, the lads are certain that having a beard is against the TFL dress code.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the lads are on the ultimate myth-busting mission, as they try to work out if you can make cocaine out of banana skins and turn non-alcoholic drinks alcoholic. Elsewhere, Luke sends us to finishing school again, but this time he educates us on pub etiquette. Hot tip: don’t make a barmaid cry by turning down the pub quiz. Plus, another car update from Pete!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete relives his golden days at Oxygen nightclub and gives us the down low on all of his best dance moves. However, Luke investigates the real question: how effective was this in finding romance on the dance floor?Elsewhere, after reminiscing about Pete's time playing in a Ska punk band, the lads talk about all things guitars - ever seen one made out of colour pencils or coke bottles? Plus, Luke is insistent that Vans make him cool and Donaldson gives us a much anticipated update on his car.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, the lads debate the respectability of different jobs, from podcasting to lead consultants on neonatal wards - fancy entering into business with Willy Wonka himself? Luke thinks not.Elsewhere, Luke tells us about the only acceptable form of WhatsApp etiquette. Plus, Pete talks all things Photoshop with a deep dive into Brian Eno’s diary and a long-awaited royal update on Kate Middleton - forget self-help guru, Pete’s set his sights on becoming a royal correspondent next!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the guys are talking about ‘the poor aesthetic’. Are the Last Dinner Party right? Are people sick of hearing about the cost of living? And was it acceptable to ask Rob Beckett to model in front of piled-high bins on his photoshoot?Plus, Pete introduces his neighbour to Bigga Juice!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we conclude that if we can shoot rabbits, then we can shoot fascists too as Luke tells us all about the new Nazi documentary he’s seen. But talk quickly turns to Donaldson’s funky pants!Speaking of Pete, he’s destined to be the next biggest self-help guru with his latest top tips - oh and he also gives us a long awaited car update, drumroll please… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beware if you’re squeamish! Pete starts today’s episode by telling us about his best pimple popping moment. Grim! However, we do at least learn why he used to wear foundation as a teen…Elsewhere, Luke encourages Pete to buy tooth cement from Amazon. Plus, the lads finally discuss the new Willy Wonka experience that only delivered on making kids cry and parents really, really angry.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us . Subscribe to our YouTube .***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you think Pete would be a good spy? Today, Luke amazingly explains why he backs Donny for a career in espionage.Elsewhere, Pete shares his fears that he is addicted to grapes - which admittedly isn’t that 007 - and a listener tells us about the sequence of events that lead to him buying a “vasectomy advent calendar”. It’s just another vintage edition of The Luke and Pete Show.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you been wondering how Bryan Johnson's attempt to live forever is going? Well, today Luke and Pete give you an update which unfortunately means more chat about his erections...On a completely unrelated note, Luke is encouraging Peete to get plastic surgery. Plus. Pete updates us on his car and the lads take a moment to re-live some of their teenage trauma.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the most Pete Donaldson story ever, today he tells Luke about the time he deliberately drank undiluted cordial. Listen to find out the amazing reason why.After that, Luke and Pete discuss their favourite viral videos, which both contain men displaying their nipples and a listener makes the mistake of asking us for medical advice. Brave!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are pistachios an acceptable breakfast item? Pete Donaldson clearly thought so when he scoffed down a packet in the studio this morning.On a related note, Pete tells Luke about the 24-hour candy floss machine near his house and the lads discuss the viral story of the breakdancing dad. Plus, we revisit our regular and extremely popular feature on batteries vasectomies.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete’s film and TV review club is back! On today’s edition, Pete once again struggles to remember the name of a film he saw at the weekend and tries to work out if he could beat Idris Elba in a fight. After that, Pete fancies himself as an antiques expert and tells us about the time he stole a picture from a barbershop.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should Luke and Pete start a travelling magic act? They contemplate the idea on today’s show after Luke admits a magician recently impressed him with a magic trick.Luke insists he can bring juggling to the show, although we’re yet to see the proof. We’re also waiting to discover what Pete is going to bring. Maybe his fart machine? Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A song that takes over 500 years to finish, a giant fibreglass squid, can you think of anything better for rich people to spend their money on?Elsewhere, Luke tells Pete about a recent meeting he had with a reality TV star before the lads compose their own vasectomy themed love story. You’ve been warned…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's found a new Instagram page that he's obsessed with – and Luke wants Pete to take inspiration from it. That may or may not involve buying some million-pound handbags...On an unrelated note, the lads then review Greg Wallace's Saturday routine and Pete threatens to start up a side hustle selling premium phones.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elon Musk is putting microchips in people’s brains and the anti-vaxxers are okay with it… I wonder why?Today, Luke and Pete discuss that, hear why fish pedicures have been cancelled and get told that a listener recently listened to the show while having a vasectomy. It’s all part of the service!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever imagined what Pete would be like on Come Dine With Me? Luke and Pete think about that prospect on today's episode. Imagine the house search... Speaking of Pete, he was recently the victim of a youthful prank while on a train. He tells us about that and also about his new pastime of sitting in his car drinking Bigga Juice. Should we have expected anything else?Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What really is the definition of artificial intelligence? Enjoyably, Pete tries to explain that on today's show...On a different but strangely related note, we learn more about the possibility of people wearing fake toenails and we hear from a listener who explains why HP Sauce is popular with people indigenous to the Arctic Circle.You can't say this show is not a broad church...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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If you think you know Pete Donaldson, can you guess what his favourite movie of all time is? He reveals all on today's show.Elsewhere, a listener tells Luke and Pete about the worst thing they ever did at school and the lads assess the music careers of Phil Collins and PJ & Duncan (aka Ant & Dec). You can decide who is the more impactful artist...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's Toyota Century saga rolls on! Today, we find out that things have amazingly got even worse for Donny.Elsewhere, Luke is forced to bring up the trauma of the time he lived with Pete for a week and we get an update on Pete's dad's current routine. Plus, there is a rare cameo from Luke's cat.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's house is the only one in the street at hasn't been affected by power cuts recently so he has been handing out free electricity to his neighbours. Luke thinks he's being scammed...Elsewhere, Luke and Pete reveal what they were like in school and Pete gives us his predictions for 2024. They're predictably pessimistic.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The day we never thought would arrive is finally here! The tax man has finally caught up with Pete Donaldson…Today, Pete tells us all about that before the wife Luke has access to provides live feedback to some of Luke’s complaints on the podcast. Plus, we get an update on the most (de)pressing story on The Luke and Pete Show right now… Pete’s new car. Is it still in Southampton? Listen to find out!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke is trying to buy a safe. His journey into fatherhood is officially complete.Today, he and Pete hear from a listener that found a stash of Gaviscon buried in their local park. On top of that, a different listener tells them about the time that they once caught some renegade putting brown sauce on a slice of cake. Incredible behaviour.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s 2024 and Luke’s on a health kick. Pete doesn’t need a health kick, however, as he’s losing enough weight stressing about how to get access to his new car.He tells us all about that and Luke tells us about the new Mickey Mouse horror movie. The lads then stick two fingers up to the haters and prove that the battery feature still lives on, stronger than ever, in 2024.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has started the year by disappointing himself. Sounds like every other year then…Today, he and Luke try to work out how he can drive his new car home without any number plates. Speaking of Pete’s schemes, we also get an update on his mission to own a Mr Doughnut. 2024's going to be a vintage year.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the period between Christmas and New Year and Luke and Pete have descended into madness. The result? They’re trying to work out what explicit items you could 3D print.Elsewhere, Pete explains why the partner he has access to wouldn’t buy the Christmas present he really wanted. She’s probably made a sensible decision, to be honest…We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Christmas from the Luke and Pete Show! Today, we're celebrating the big day by re-reading our most famous Christmas tale and revelling in the festive spirit of calling your mum a greedy c...We also hear some new festive stories which include a quite cruel Christmas Day prank and an incident where one of our listeners almost "killed" their grandfather. Don't worry, he was laughing in the end!We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"You can't do anything these days", except dress up as a group of priests and sail down your local river in a raft called the "Boat out of Hell".Today, Luke and Pete officially kick-off Christmas by reading out your Christmas traditions. Is there anything more devious than putting Baileys on your Cornflakes? We'll let you decide...We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Future divorcees Pete and Luke take cringe culture to task, and Pete's got a rather unwelcome update on the imported Japanese car front (it's arriving at a most unfortunate time and yes, he's absolutely fine with that.)Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.This Thursday - the first of our two Luke and Pete Show Christmas shows! Strap yourselves in... with a string of tinsel.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s getting a new car and he’s ordered it from Japan, obviously. The lads track the car's journey across the sea on today’s show.Elsewhere, Luke and Pete take a moment to enjoy Jeremy Vine's latest faux pas and a listener sets the parameters in which the battery feature will end. You better send us your new players!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas is a time for friends and family. For Luke and Pete, that means spending the evening going to see an indie band together.Today, we hear all about that recent social excursion. Pete then stays in the Christmas spirit by updating us on his annual trip home to settle differences with his family and the lads try and decide if a BBC presenter should be sticking their middle finger up just before they read the news.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Introducing Pete’s new golfing alter ego, Wentworth Bones. Wentworth Bones’ personality traits are just as unpredictable and chaotic as you might expect…Once the meet and greet is over, Luke then tells Pete all about how he got revenge over one of his fellow passengers on his flight back from America. Plus, Pete explains why he had to wear surgical gloves while putting up his Christmas lights at the weekend.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A listener, Martyn, caused quite a stir in the Luke and Pete Show community a few weeks ago by sending a photo of what appeared to be a fridge built into a fence.Today, Martyn is back with a much-needed update on the situation. Elsewhere, Luke tells Pete all about his trip to America and the latest 3D printing antics from stateside. He also offers Pete a brand new scarf. But not from the 3D printer.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete wants to start a cult. Is anyone surprised by this news?Once Luke has delved into that a bit more on today's show, he then tells Pete all about the trauma he suffered after watching a horror movie as a child. Speaking of which, is it good parenting to play a paranormal prank on your children when they’re already scared of ghosts? We'll let you decide...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever wondered what happens if you eat scampi fries that are three years out of date? Unfortunately, one of our listeners has found out.Today, we hear all about that and Pete tells us about the time he made a major faux pas while presenting a Battle of the Bands competition in the Hard Rock Cafe. Donny really has led a glamorous life...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke's been caught speeding. Sounds bad, but we quickly learn that Pete's traffic crimes are much worse.The lads then put on their tinfoil hats and question the legitimacy of bus lanes and damp meters. Plus, we discover that Pete can do an excellent impression of a mafia boss. That probably explains all the traffic crimes...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's trying to work out if he could park a Jet Ski on a double yellow line. Which we can all agree is great news for the Luke and Pete Show community.On top of that, the lads come to the realisation that it must be mad to work for the Guinness World Records and we read a quite baffling email about a fridge that appears to have been built into a fence. We must find out more!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us . Subscribe to our YouTube . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke predicts how Pete will die on today’s show. It involves stomach problems and a bottle of Gaviscon, so he’s probably onto something…Elsewhere, Luke admits that he would like Louis Theroux to have a boxing fight with Piers Morgan and Pete reveals that he used to write his own comic strips. Should we be surprised?Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete almost got in a fight on his most recent weekend away. To be fair, it serves him right for going somewhere that wasn’t an indie bar.The lads then prove they are definitely too old for fighting as they discuss their favourite antacids and we read an email from a listener who visited the big Vegas sphere. It turns out Pete's prediction about the sphere has already come true...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We start today’s show by talking about Jet Skis but before long we’re talking about the impending death of civilisation in the Western world. Welcome to The Luke and Pete Show.If that’s not enough for you, Pete trims his nose hair live on the show and we hear about an NFT conference that made people go blind.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How does Pete not already own a Jet Ski? Luke encourages him to put that right on today's show.Plus, a listener shares some extremely worrying news for the Luke and Pete Show community as there is due to be an EU update to battery regulations. What! No more new players?Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete “skipped through” the UFO documentary that Luke recommended. That’s pretty good going for Donny, to be fair.Today, the lads discuss that and they also disagree over the legacy of Michael Parkinson. Plus, we encourage one of our listeners to listen to The Luke and Pete show during the birth of their child.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete was forced to drive a stranger's car over the weekend. I really don’t think the owner of the car knew what they were getting themselves in for.Speaking of which, a listener gets in touch on today’s show to review Donny’s small talk and we also read an email about a man who faked his own kidnapping. And no, that final story isn't also about Pete, thankfully.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would you remove your own gallbladder to be able to eat black pudding? That’s the dilemma that Pete is faced with on today’s show.On top of that, Donny also reveals his flood defence strategy - which is predictably illegal - and Luke tells us about the time he created “Bananageddon” as a child. Delicious?Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke needed a bigger boy to fix his computer and, amazingly, he asked Pete. Donny did spend the weekend taking his scooter apart, to be fair.Today, we hear all about that and we also read an email explaining what happens inside Berlin sex clubs. It is fair to say Luke and Pete aren’t now planning to visit one anytime soon.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete start today’s episode by giving out food safety advice. WARNING: Do not take food safety advice from Luke and Pete. You’ve heard about Donny’s health issues…Speaking of people doing things they’re not qualified for, the lads then give their thoughts on the latest YouTube boxing and they also hear from a listener who attended Ricky Lambert's latest protest.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s not into conspiracy theories but on today’s show he does admit that he thinks politicians are lizards. Seems reasonable.Luke questions why Pete still has all the same hobbies after finding out he's been giving out indie bar recommendations to listeners in Japan. Plus, the lads are introduced to the absolutely mental world of Freecycle.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hulk Hogan content is back on the show. The man might have been able to wrestle for 400 days in one year, but he doesn’t know what noise a dog makes. Interesting.Plus, Luke tells Pete about the time he met Laurence Fox and we hear a story about a dog that got pictured driving a car.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete are genuinely impressed by that massive sphere in Las Vegas. It's just a shame that U2 are involved.Today, the lads discuss that and give an unwanted update on Liam Neeson. But fear not, there's also an update about some sheep that ate 100kg of cannabis.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The first five minutes of today’s show are spent talking about Luke’s idyllic trip to Newcastle. Then the lads start talking about conspiracy theories, obviously…Speaking of which, is it possible that the link between four separate UFO sightings is Pete Donaldson? Listen to find out more!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Science doesn't get the respect it deserves, apparently. Luke starts the show by telling us about the James Webb Telescope. Pete is suspicious that Luke is actually just somehow making a nob gag.Speaking of nob gags, Pete gives us an update on his mission to learn small talk...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Remember that time capsule that was just filled with silt? Well, they have now found something else in there. Convenient...There has been another interesting find, this time in Brazil, where a brand new animal was amazingly discovered. Plus, Luke starts teaching Pete how to make small talk. It went even worse than you might think.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would you want to live forever? Today, Luke and Pete discuss the tech billionaire who is trying to do just that.In contrast, Luke then suggests he could break the world record for eating Jaffa Cakes and the lads hear about a man that’s trying to RUN across the Atlantic. Yes you read that right, run!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete leaves the country for two weeks and all the schools, hospitals and gyms are now falling down. Who knew that Donny was the man keeping this country together?Elsewhere, we hear about a 195-year-old time capsule which turned out to be quite disappointing and Pete explains what happens when a dog bites a battery, which is information he probably shouldn't have…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Fol Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s back from Japan! The highlights of the trip involved checking into a hotel where a dinosaur was working on reception and committing a cultural faux pas in a fancy restaurant.Meanwhile, in the UK, Pete had his scooter stolen and a man broke out of prison. It probably wasn’t worth coming back, to be honest.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did you know that Hulk Hogan could have been in Metallica? Did you know Hulk Hogan wrestled 400 days in one year? Did you know that Elvis was a Hulkamaniac? No? That's because none of those things are true...Today, Pete tells Luke all about the many lies of Hulk Hogan. We also hear a ghost story that we want to believe and Pete asks the question, can you eat insulin? Worrying...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s bought a pair of fake silicon legs! Confused? We were too. Find out why on today’s show.Once we’ve heard about that we go on a hunt to find our tallest listener and we also start reading out your ghost stories. Spooky!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What would Jesus be like at a party? That’s the debate that Luke and Pete start today’s show with.Elsewhere, Luke has been reading about what it’s like to live and work in Death Valley. He tells Pete all about that and the lads also discuss what are the perfect clothes for sleeping in.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What makes someone believe in a conspiracy theory? Luke and Pete try to get to the bottom of that increasingly important question on today’s show.We then read your emails, which include another great example of someone’s job determining their career and a story from a listener who, like Luke, has had to battle with a neighbour who was trying to reserve their own parking space.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete reveals that he’s met the man who voiced Mario on today’s show. Should we be surprised by this news?We also hear all about the first time that Pete met Luke’s dad and Luke tells us about the rather entertaining colleague he used to work with. His catchphrase is particularly enjoyable.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The joke of this year's Edinburgh Fringe has been revealed and - unsurprisingly - Luke and Pete are not impressed.In a classic Luke and Pete pivot we go from talking about that to discussing head transplants. Plus, Pete reveals the real reason why he bought a Jag.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete recently went on a ghost hunt. Although it sounds like he spent more time playing with tech than he did hunting ghosts, as you’d expect.In yet more predictable news, Luke’s fuming because his neighbour is once again using a traffic cone to save their parking space and a listener tells us about a bar in Madrid that is quite literally nuts.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's booked a load of surprise excursions in Japan for the partner he has access to. I think we all know how that’s going to end... We also take the time to discuss the potential cage fight between Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk - and if that's not happening, we'll just do a Luke vs Pete cage fight instead!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lad Moore takes us on a trip down memory lane as he regales Pete with stories all about his experience living with 30 other chaps while at university. Explains a lot…Once the nostalgia is over, we then try to finally prove the existence of the Birthday Paradox. The result was absolutely fascinating…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s finally going back to Japan for the first time in 3 and a half years. Now we know why he hasn’t paid his tax bill…As well as hearing all about that on today’s show we also read an email about nominative determinism aka people whose names seem to have decided their jobs. You’ll never guess what the world record holder for flipping and catching the most beer mats in one hand is called. Listen to find out.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete both share a house with people and pets that don't respect them. Today, in hearing all about that Pete ends up doing an impression of his dog and telling us about the creative way he stopped the pup he has access to from licking his own nethers.Elsewhere, we hear about an extremely valuable arcade machine that was found in the street and marvel at Matt Hancock’s latest venture into content creation.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Moore's completely enamoured with a man who's making claims under oath that he's seen an alien in his toilet, or something like that.  Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke puts his money where his mouth is regarding an impending pool competition and Pete puts his money as far away from the taxman as humanly possible (into pokemon cards and snouts.) Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An unnamed “clever, handsome” man who may or may not be Luke has started a war with one of his neighbours that is illegally trying to save a parking space. The Robin Hood of parking, I hear you say?Elsewhere, we hear about a policeman that got caught throwing naughty magazines out of his car window and a listener tells us about some quite incredible fried egg-flavoured crisps.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s been to see Oppenheimer. And he's worked out how to improve the movie by creating a catchy catchphrase for J. Robert Oppenheimer!Luke hasn’t seen Oppenheimer, but he DOES have a different movie of the week recommendation. Elsewhere, Pete is forced to review his claim that he’s scored 180 while playing darts.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who do you think would win in a game of darts, Luke or Pete? How about pool? Luke lays down a pub games-themed gauntlet on today's show.The lads then reveal some of their teenage dating mishaps and a listener gets in touch recommending a quite amazing upgrade on the electric fly swat.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In an unbelievable turn of events, Pete recently went on an Only Fools and Horses-themed pilgrimage! He even bought some merch!!In an even more unbelievable turn of events, he somehow didn’t find an indie bar on his trip. But he did discover the pizza topping ‘Beef Cream’ - even he was slightly suspicious…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Indie Pete has deserted his former life of gigs and Indie Sleeze nights to go and watch some AI-inspired stand-up comedy. Still quite on-brand for Pete, to be fair.We then discuss our favourite anti-heroes from the world of American TV box sets - let us know who yours are! Also, a listener seeks our advice on whether he should have lent his gun to a random German he met in the American wilderness…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete started the day by clearing maggots out of his bin while his dog tried to hump his leg. We wish this was an exaggeration...In other news, Pete sent Luke an electric fly swat after we discussed them on the show recently and both lads take umbrage with the fact that producer Rory said a white chocolate Kinder Bueno is better than the traditional milk chocolate one.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s got back into gaming. Sounds exciting, right? What it really involves is simulating a flight from Luton to Southend. Obviously…We then have a submission in our hunt to find a band with five 10/10 albums in a row and we hear about a dad that started a side hustle pirating American movies while working at a US air base. Excellent dad behaviour.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s been to see Pulp live recently and Luke is predictably displeased by his co-host's behaviour. It’s not stopping Pete from going to see them again though.Elsewhere, Luke has come to realise that this fatherhood thing is actually quite difficult. We also get an update from the listener that was standing to be elected for the Danish parliament.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

News has reached us that KSI and Logan Paul have had bottles of Prime thrown at them. Is our protest finally working?On a related note, Pete takes time on today's show to applaud the creativity of the Grimace milkshake TikTok trend and we receive an email that explains that the conspiracy theory Pete made up might actually be true...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Glastonbury has been and gone and Luke and Pete can’t agree on whether the Arctic Monkeys should be doing an impression of a Las Vegas crooner band.Elsewhere, Pete’s had to get his Jag service (it didn’t go well), Luke carries on his war against Thames Water and we pay tribute to a legend in the battery game.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We still haven’t given up on the attempt to create our own conspiracy theory. Today, Luke reveals he’s been studying old conspiracies for inspiration.Once we hear about that, Luke then tells us about how his cat jumped out of a 15-foot window and Pete tells us about the latest food purchase that has upset his stomach.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s decided that he wants to start his own conspiracy theory. So, Luke helps him brainstorm ideas on today’s show.In an unlinked conversation, we also start a campaign to get Pete a job in the House of Commons and the two lads once again lock horns over Pete's favourite band, Pulp.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete would look great in a leotard and a bald cap, don't you think? It could happen, find out how on today's show!!Elsewhere, Luke gets stuck down a rabbit hole trying to think of Beatles coffee puns and we finally pay our respects to Long Boi. Well kinda...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s back!! Pete's decided that guests are too much admin, so he’s welcomed Luke back onto the pod.Today, we hear all about what Luke’s been up to during his time off and Pete reveals that he's revisited the Airbnb where he once put his foot through the ceiling. It turns out his handy work has not aged well. Who would have guessed?Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You wanted another awful slice of Donaldson domesticity, and we've once again managed to talk round the one person who can give us a peek into what it's like to go on holiday with Pete. Turns out he makes poor food choices. All the time. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today Pete is joined by quite the guest. Not only does he appear in Stath Lets Flats and a Haribo advert where he plays a policeman with a child’s voice, but he ALSO hosts the breakfast show on Britain’s third-most talked about sports radio station. It’s Mark Davidson aka Ian Fiveankles aka Colin from Portsmouth!Mark gives Pete a small insight into what it is like to be Ian Fiveankles and Pete gives Mark a small insight into what it is like to be Pete Donaldson. In other words, he tells him all about how he's spent the week learning to become a broadband engineer. Obviously…Follow Exploding Heads Here. Listen to Sports Horn Here. Follow Ian Fiveankles Here.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's guest episode, Pete is joined by Jordan Middler, the host of the excellent Stak show, VGC: A video game podcast. Pete tells Jordan all about his recent trip to Manchester, which, of course, ended in another new ailment, and we hear how Jordan's only experience playing Dungeons & Dragons was much more rowdy than he expected!Plus, we read an email detailing some quite traumatizing dad behaviour...Follow Jordan Middler Here. Listen to VGC Here.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's back for another special guest episode!! This time, he’s joined by Anthony Richardson, one half of the sports comedy duo Exploding Heads and co-host of the excellent Stak podcast, Sports Horn.Anthony arrived armed with a story about how the winner of the UK cheese rolling race won despite being knocked unconscious. He also shared a VERY strong opinion about Royal Blood's music after they threw a strop on stage at the weekend.Follow Exploding Heads Here. Listen to Sports Horn Here.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we’ve got a very special episode for you! Pete is joined by the partner he has access to and she is answering your questions, giving us special first-hand insight into what it is like to live with Diggory Donaldson.Sarah tells us all about their romantic fishing trip, to the supermarket. She also gives us more information on Pete’s stomach issues and amazingly tells maybe the most explicit story we have ever heard on the show.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Breaking news!! Pete’s started drinking herbal tea. Today, Luke interrogates Donny about this new development in his life.Elsewhere, we hear about Pete’s chaotic habit of accidentally reading books that he has read before and he also tells us about the man he met online who has promised to try help him get hold of “anything he needs’…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Remember Geordie Racer? It’s literally a programme about racing pigeons that ran for two months on BBC2. TV was mad in the 80s.Pete tells us about that on today’s show and, leaning into the 80s theme, Luke reminisces about his memories of playing the video game Exile growing up. Plus, a listener explains how he's stopped kids in his local area drinking Prime.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete bought a new car and he’s too embarrassed to admit what brand it is. Given that his old car was a Fiat 500 you can only imagine what he’s bought now.Despite his embarrassment, Pete amazingly picked up a hitchhiker while driving it home from the car dealership. We hear all about that on today’s show and we also get a surprise visit from Sammy the dog. Adorable. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who's got a bigger neck: Luke or Mike Tyson? That’s the unexpected debate that starts today’s show.Once we get to the bottom of that, we have an email addressing Luke’s bold claim that McDonald’s have never sold onion rings and a listener tells us that they have started behaving like Don Draper. Pete also goes to war against all of Hollywood. He just can’t help himself.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s got a three day hangover! Is this what happens after you turn 42? It turns out that Luke was indirectly responsible for Pete’s overindulgence, which pleased him greatly.But more importantly, Pete PROMISED us a King Charles ear for the coronation but we are yet to hear any confirmation whether the ear was made. Well, wait no longer. Pete reveals all on today’s episode…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s forced to face up to his past on today’s episode as he tells Pete all about a very memorable encounter he had with a mysterious character as a child. Amazingly, Pete manages to solve the mystery in about 30 seconds and uncovers exactly who the person was Luke encountered all those years ago.We also hear about an unwelcome development in Luke’s local community and a listener gets in touch with their own story about Tic Tacs. Warning: The story contains ‘unpleasant details’!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did you know that Benny Hill gets a mention in The Lord of the Rings movies? It’s not in the way you might think, however.Luke tells Pete all about that on today’s episode and we also discuss his newfound TikTok fame after one of his “hot takes” went viral. Plus, we also hear all about Pete’s latest DIY project as he attempts to prepare his Fiat Punto so that it is fit for sale.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has revealed that he got banned from playing Dungeons & Dragons when he was younger for being “too whimsical”. That’s next level Diggory Donaldson behaviour… Pete then tells us all about his most recent trip to the recycling centre and we also hear all about his plans to upgrade his Fiat Punto!! Heartbreaking news I am sure you’ll all agree.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s teeth still hurt two weeks after he got his first filling. He’s since found out that the person he saw is nicknamed “The Dirty Dentist” - Oh dear!Elsewhere, we hear about an AI-generated photo that won a photography competition and a listener tells us about a very unusual encounter he had with Pete at WrestleMania. At least Pete clears things up though. Well, kind of...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Erotic fiction. That’s how Pete decides to start today’s episode. Amazingly, things only get more explicit from there.We then accidentally create a new slogan for the Luke and Pete Show (thankfully that is less explicit) and Pete reveals how he plans to celebrate the King's coronation.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We told you previously that Pete has been wearing a heart monitor. Well, you’ll never guess what the solution was to his cardiac problems...And, in a strangely related conversation, Pete admits that he is having a bigger boy around to fix a problem with his toilet. Meanwhile, we also discover the surprising cause of the majority of plane crashes. It's not what you might think...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tiktok’s trash. That’s the news that Luke has been reading recently. However, Pete’s algorithm quickly proves otherwise.We then address the fact that Pete forgot to tell us Lewis Capaldi performed a gig on his flight to America and Donald Trump gives us a huge helping hand in our mission to make Prime uncool. Thanks Donald!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our “do you see chocolate in the street” debate reaches its conclusion on today’s show. No spoilers, but it doesn’t end well for Peter Donaldson.Things are going worse for Elon Musk, however, who has been displaying more weird behaviour. Luke then admits that he thinks he would be good at stand-up comedy and we learn that dinosaurs might have had big lips. Bizarre.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Easter has been and gone which means only one thing: the streets are now covered in chocolate. According to Pete anyway…Elsewhere, we hear all about a listener fainting while listening to this very show and we receive an anonymous email that has everything we ask for in an email. Luke also admits to getting in trouble with the law while on his Lime bike. Oh dear!Did you see chocolate in the street this Easter? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has just returned from his trip to America and the first thing he’s doing is recording an episode with his old pal, Luke.He tells us all about his experience staying at Richard Bacon’s house, his endeavours to takedown MrBeast and why we should never underestimate Snoop Dogg. Luke then questions if Pete has made the news for being disruptive at the theatre.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s knocking on the door of 42 and he’s finally had his first filling. Luke doesn’t help the situation by warning Pete that he now isn’t allowed to fly the day before he goes to New York…Pete then has a very unusual request for the LAPS community and a listener’s story reminds us that you shouldn’t arse about in the ocean.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last week we commented on the fact that Pete is starting to look more and more like a certain fascist dictator. Well, unfortunately, his new haircut hasn’t helped the situation…Elsewhere, we hear about some deviant pudding behaviour from a potential US presidential candidate… And speaking of deviant behaviour, Pete then admits he would put a listener's fingers in his mouth. Nice.Do you have any deviant pudding behaviours? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has anyone watched The Apprentice recently? No? Good. Unfortunately, Luke has and he doesn’t hold back when giving his thoughts on today’s show.After that, Pete’s discovered an unbelievable story that he is bursting to tell Luke and we get an anonymous email from one of our listeners who writes the law in the UK. We have more power than we realise…Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete had to delay recording this episode because he had a bigger boy in his house. You have to feel for the bigger boy having to deal with Donaldson’s D.I.Y-inflicted mess.Luke then raises serious concerns about whether Pete has been living inside his car and we discover that one of the world’s worst dictators currently has a passion for wearing hats. It’s truly baffling stuff…Have you had a bigger boy in your house recently? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The partner Pete has access to has been DJing at an indie club. Of course, Donny couldn’t resist turning up and clearing the dancefloor. Although the way he cleared the dancefloor is unusual, even for him…After the break, a listener tries to convince us to change our stance on MrBeast and we hear a brilliant story about a murder mystery that was a bit TOO realistic. Join us!Do you have an opinion on MrBeast? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s finally visited the house Luke has access to but he DID NOT bring his slippers with him.Do our listeners agree with Luke’s "life hack" that you should bring slippers when visiting a friend's house? We find out on today’s show. Plus, Pete worries whether his honesty on this show will eventually come back to bite him. To be fair, he probably shouldn't admit to eating even half of the things he does...Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've taken down Prime and now we're going after another YouTuber’s confectionery. MrBeast, we're coming for you...From YouTube to Hollywood, a listener then promises to leave some Luke and Pete Show nuggets in upcoming blockbusters and we receive an email that takes us on a trip down memory lane. Turns out Pete’s Barenaked Ladies impression is still spot on!Have you fought back against MrBeast? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Two games of pool and an argument." That's how Pete recently celebrated his dad's birthday! Would you expect anything else?However, he has at least returned from those revelries armed with a quite brilliant story relating to some copper, a taser and some poachers. We also hear why members of our community are eligible to drink #Prime.Are you eligible to drink Prime? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s got a brand-new pup! On today’s episode, he “reviews” his new furry companion much to the astonishment of Luke. Elsewhere, we hear how our new passion for Lime bikes is influencing our listeners and our mission to make Prime uncool spreads across the Atlantic…Are you helping us make Prime uncool? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's a renaissance man. Or is he a Tudor? Who bloody cares?! Either way, he tells us all about his most recent role-playing exploits on today's episode.We also hear about his quite bizarre and utterly on brand journey to Wembley and Luke explains why a previously unknown elderly gentleman has been dancing around his house. It's just another Thursday really. Join us!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s 41, wearing a heart monitor, had a recent near-death experience in the ocean... and he’s drinking a bottle of Prime!If Prime isn't uncool now then I don’t think it ever will be.A massive thanks to our listener Noah for sending us our first case of Prime. The revolution starts here - join us!Want to join the revolution? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Archaeologists have dug up a 2,000-year-old Roman sex toy - those naughty Romans! On today’s episode, we have a plausible theory about who it belonged to.Additionally, Pete’s been given access to a puppy! He’s also been given access to a heart monitor and – amazingly – he starts to take it apart live on the show. It wasn’t worth it for the batteries he found inside…Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The streets are paved with chocolate! Didn’t you know? That's what Pete thinks anyway. Listen in to see how he tries to explain this one...Elsewhere, we discuss the possibility that UFOs are flying over America and – shockingly – Luke appears to be sympathetic towards a group of so-called ‘conspiracy theorists’. You really have to hear it to believe it.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke has discovered the 19th-century version of Pete Donaldson. You’ll never guess his profession…Pete then airs his dirty laundry with Luke following comments about his clothes, Luke continues to air his dirty laundry with Thames Water, and both lads air their dirty laundry with pop-punk covers.Have any dirty laundry to air? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s been on Facebook Marketplace again… What he’s found is predictably strange and, of course, unnecessarily explicit.Once we’ve recovered from that, we then host our very own email read-out festival headlined by petrol pumps, an atomic wedgie gone wrong and Tamagotchis. It’s a beautiful lineup!What to be on the lineup for our next festival? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s episode sees the boys confronted with the disturbing fact that sloths used to be over six feet tall.And if that isn’t enough to get pulses racing, Luke discusses outdated pagan rituals before Pete reviews the autobiography of Hacksaw Jim Duggan. There’s also drama in the much-loved battery section due to a contested new player causing havoc…Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s been on holiday. Unfortunately, he didn’t see another pear but he did come face to face with the prospect of death. Yes, really. Poor Petey.Meanwhile, a listener experienced more weird behaviour at the hands of everyone’s favourite furniture store, and Luke’s delighted to find out the chat about bin men has made it all the way to America.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke starts the show with the sad news that his toaster has finally broken after nine years of service.Amazingly, this foreshadows what turns out to be a very dramatic and abrupt ending to today’s show. Elsewhere, we hear 2023 predictions from journalists writing in 1923 and we’re not kidding when we say some of them are INSANE! Anyone for a kidney cosy?What are your predictions for 3033? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke's redecorating his house. Should he make wallpaper out of screenshots of his best tweets? The answer is obviously yes.Elsewhere, Pete reveals he's never seen School of Rock and we hear about a Mafia boss that survived 30 years on the run. We'll let you decide which piece of news is more shocking...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you eat at the cinema? Popcorn? Nachos? Maybe a hot dog? Well, if you’re Pete Donaldson you eat a fish sandwich… of course!As well as discovering that on today’s show, we also call out the news outlet that tried to claim the atomic wedgie was the cause of a terrible crime. Luke then relives his youth as he teaches Pete all about infamous playground punishments.What playground punishments existed at your school? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In some classically poor Luke and Pete Show admin, Luke has a gift for Pete on today's show that he was due to give him 2 months ago.In similarly poor levels of admin, Pete gets a takeaway delivered to him in the middle of today’s recording and an anonymous listener gets in touch to tell us that they worked for a delivery company that accidentally managed to lose half a million quid. Oh dear…Do you have your own story for the consumer advice daddies? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you remember when everyone knew each other’s blood type and bin men collected your rubbish every day? Life was better in the 90s!Elsewhere on today’s show, Pete takes a break from remembering the good old days to get erotic in the battery section and we discuss the “King of Billingsgate” aka Britain’s most famous fishmonger. But seriously, bin men used to cook you breakfast every single morning…What are you nostalgic about? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s New Year’s resolution no. 387: Get into running. Today, we hear all about how he is approaching the task with a predictable amount of chaotic energy.Elsewhere, a listener is ready to join our revolution against Wayfair after having a nightmarish experience while buying a sofa and we receive an update on our friend Herald who brought a hammer to Christmas.Want to join the revolution? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s New Year’s resolutions keep coming! His latest one requires him to spend a predictable amount of time on his own in a dark room…Elsewhere, Luke gets a taste of his own medicine while trying to sell some furniture online and we sympathise with a listener that likes to chew sponges.Have any weird cravings? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's made his new years resolution - just a week late - and it turns out that KSI and Logan Paul are now quaking in their boots...Elsewhere, Pete gives a potential untrustworthy film recommendation and Luke opens up a consumer advice service after he has a run-in with a major department store.Have any consumer rights issues needing solved? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A walrus ended Scarborough’s New year celebrations in a shockingly explicit way. Not a good omen for the year ahead.To start 2023 off on a better note, the Battery Daddies kick off another year of reviewing cells by reading out our Christmas Day submissions! Pete also goes to war with all Scandinavian bands from the 90s.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy new year! Luke and Pete kick off 2023 with a tight eight minutes on rug doctors, obviously…And just as we think this year can’t get any better, we hear about a man who got a WWI bomb stuck up his bum and we ask AI to predict what the new year has in store for the lads.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's fed up of Luke's quaint highlights of the year, so today, the gloves are off as we complete our review of 2022.Elsewhere, Pete declares that his Fiat 500 is the world’s first three trillion dollar car and the lads also discover it’s possible to feel emotion towards a piece of tech on the surface of Mars.Thank you from Luke, Pete and the whole of the Stak team for all your support throughout 2022. We'll be back in 2023 where we will continue to make many more shows for you to enjoy.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, the roof of the O2 ripping off and erm, Liz Truss… These are just a few of the mental things that have happened this year.Today, Luke has prepared a game to take Pete through the highlights and lowlights of another unprecedented year in the simulation. Strap in!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s a great day for rats, as listener Louise delivers some good news on whether Pete should buy his mum one for Christmas.Elsewhere, we read your festive traditions, which include some top-tier dad behaviour, and we applaud anyone who wants to spend Christmas swinging a hammer about having pissed their pants.Have a great Christmas! Love from The Luke and The Pete.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas is just around the corner. As the preparations ramp up make sure you DO NOT drink that two-litre bottle of Fanta that has been bought for Christmas day.Elsewhere, we hear about a man that has found the baby Jesus in a pack of Revels and Luke educates Pete about some of the weirdest and most wonderful Christmas traditions from around the world.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feeling the cold this winter but also worried about the cost of living? Buy yourself an aga... apparently.Elsewhere, we plan our move into meme consultancy and pay homage to local radio in our own unique way.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve all been there: 18 years old and looking for a place to cause mischief, what do you do? Buy a boat, apparently…Luke tells us a brilliant tale about all that on today’s show! We then give our further thoughts on the new Cocaine Bear movie and reach the reasonable conclusion that all films should be more like Die Hard.We still want you to send your Christmas stories! Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the least surprising news ever, Pete is feeling unwell on today’s show. Whether it’s because he and Luke went out last night or because he had rotten rice and cream for dinner when he got home, we’ll never know.Elsewhere, we hear about the “unusual” gift he’s getting his mum and a mainstay of the Stak universe tries to submit a new player to the battery daddies.We still want you to send your Christmas stories! Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a treat! Luke is here, on a Wednesday, with a special bonus episode. Today, we’ve put Pete stories of DIY mishaps and erections while playing video games aside, as Luke is instead joined by Tommie Trelawny, the host of The Interruption, a new and totally fascinating podcast from Stak that we think you’ll love.On 26th November 1977, the mysterious alien voice of “Vrillon” broke onto the five o’clock news. The intruder had a warning to the viewers of Southern Television: live in peace or leave the galaxy. For forty-five years, those responsible have not been identified. Tommie Trelawny has reopened the case. Who, or what, was behind The Interruption?Listen and subscribe to The Interruption HERE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let’s admit it, other people’s kids are incredibly annoying. It's a controversial opinion that we eagerly support on today’s edition of the Luke and Pete Show.We also question anyone who claims that they actually enjoy wild swimming and we hear from a listener who spotted a rogue Pete Donaldson out in the big bad world...We still want you to send your Christmas stories! Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s flown in overnight from the States to record some Luke and Pete Show. It might sound showbiz, but the flight was unfortunately ruined by an unpleasant surprise…In better news, Luke’s brought Pete back a very thoughtful present from his holiday and we also ask the very important question, why doesn’t Pete own a 3D printer?We want you to send in your Christmas stories! Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What comes first, the problem or the Donaldson? Pete has been complaining that his house constantly needs work at the moment. Do we believe that it isn’t his fault? He also just smashed his phone, but we’ll let you decide.Elsewhere, we spend far too long reading a coroners report and we try to decide whether age should be a factor when becoming a cowboy.Want to get in touch? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thanksgiving! To celebrate the occasion Pete offers up a rare moment of poignancy as we give thanks to our pets at the start of today's show.Don't worry normal service is resumed when Luke tells us some foul stories from the days of VHS. He also tells us about a very "interesting" shop owner he met on holiday and a quick Google tells us this man actually has quite a reputation...Have you met any "interesting" shop owners? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete bravely offers some cooking advice on today’s episode. Listen to him at your peril…He's also been displaying some “interesting” behaviour during the promotional video for a local wine bar, Luke has – disappointingly – made it into the Daily Mail, and a listener sends us a lovely poem.Want to send us a poem? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete places us right in the middle of the True Geordie vs Andrew Tate beef on today’s episode. Would you expect anything else?We also discuss the bizarre phenomenon that is Matt Hancock in the jungle and Pete shares a typically niche idea for a documentary - brace yourselves.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is more important? The future of liberal democracy or the banter? That is the question you have to ask yourself when you see Young Boozer on the ballot sheet. Elsewhere, we hear about Pete’s bizarre approach to public speaking and our mushy peas vs baked beans debate reaches a dramatic conclusion. Are you team baked beans or mushy peas? Let us know: Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do if you’re desperate for people to like you? Well, if you’re Elon Musk, you buy Twitter.On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss what we think the world will look like without Twitter and a listener risks their job to submit not one but two New Player batteries. That’s the commitment we’re looking for!Think you have found a new player? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you ever just stop and think, what's Bono doing? We ponder that strange question on today's show. We also discuss whether you could invent a glory hole for haircuts and we learn the amazingly appropriate nickname Pete has been given by his niece. It's just another Monday on The Luke and Pete Show.What are the fish and chip shop prices in your local area? We want to know: Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy Fawkes night is around the corner so Luke and Pete are getting in the spirit by planning petty crimes. It's all fun and games until Luke potentially gets embroiled in an actual crime.Elsewhere, Pete starts beef with a Michelin star chef and we finally get an explanation for why Donny is so, erm... unique.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s the best way to celebrate Halloween? Eat loads of American Candy, of course. Because that is definitely going to help Pete’s stomach problems…Speaking of Halloween, we marvel at a mass grave containing over 600 monks. Elsewhere a listener, unexpectedly, informs us that we played a part in the birth of their first child.Have we played a part in one of your major life events? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve got a new Prime Minister, for the next couple of months at least. I'm sure he'll be respected and won’t be labelled a **** on the BBC, right? Maybe not. As well as hearing more on that, we discuss whether the day has finally come for Pete to replace the Fiat and a listener sends in a very unusual eBay listing.Spotted anything unusual on the internet? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blink 182 are back, baby! But do the pop-punk icons know more about pop-punk than Petey-pie Donaldson? He once listened to a Propagandhi album after all… Elsewhere, we find out Captain Kirk regretted going where no man has gone before and - going where no podcast has gone before - we start a physical collection of new player batteries, thanks to an amazing gift from one of our lovely listeners.Do you have a new player to add to our battery daddy? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke loses the plot on today’s show as amazingly Pete manages to make himself sneeze on demand.  Elsewhere, we once again stick two feet into the knock-off Nintendo Wii homepage that is the Metaverse and receive a really enjoyable email about a man who unknowingly wore a quite incredible t-shirt. And no, for once that man wasn’t Donny.Do you have any hidden talents? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s the day! Luke and Pete are back with a big announcement… *drumroll please*... legs are coming to the Metaverse!Join us in celebrating that major news on today's show. We also discuss the concept of infinity and how it means that Pete will one day turn into a dog turd and hear about how we unknowingly caused an incident that sent a listener to hospital.Have we ever caused an incident in your life? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s back from driving a bigger boy’s car down the west coast of America! He only almost rolled it once, so it went pretty well overall.Elsewhere, Pete reviews American towns he visited in three words and we scream “JUSTICE FOR COCAINE BEAR” as news has reached the Luke and Pete Show that the peace-loving icon has been done dirty in a movie adaptation of his life.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke starts the show by expressing his displeasure for comedy as a genre. He better not read the description of this podcast… Once we have gotten passed that, the lads tell us about 2 different, but equally impressive, trips to the theatre that they have been on and Luke gets wound up by the idea of a Cliff Richard Christmas album.Can you think of something that will wind Luke up? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What other podcast could go from dissecting the Prime Minister’s shambolic media relations to uncovering some of the world’s rarest battery brands in the time it takes to say, ad-break?We’ve got all that on the show plus a belated tribute to Coolio and the under-appreciated legacy of Gangsta's Paradise.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is there anyone that doesn’t find classic ventriloquism terrifying? That is the question we are faced with on today’s show. Elsewhere, we hear about Luke’s cat's particular drinking habits, a listener that spotted a rogue Pete Donaldson in the wild and we help a member of our community that is about the start a new job. Can we offer you some advice on anything? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Warning! This episode contains more penis chat. We are sorry but ALOT of you did ask for it. If that’s too much then don’t worry, we bring the tone back by once again discussing the long egg. We also hear about Pete’s dog visiting the office and have a very special edition of the battery section.Want to share a story with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on The Luke and Pete Show... Pete revealed he was planning a great road trip from New York to Philadelphia. How did he get on? Listen to today's episode to find out. We also go on a mission to uncover whether deeply problematic TikTok stars have been emailing us and hear about some strange drama from the world of chess.Are you a deeply problematic TikTok star? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The lads are still stateside and Luke is helping Pete plan a road trip…. Oh dear, good luck to all American drivers.In the second half, we then bring you an extremely exciting LIVE battery brand search and read an email offering up an interesting solution to Pete’s dog barking problem.Can you help us with any of our problems? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are bringing you this episode directly from Pete’s hotel room in New York. This obviously means the lads are recording surrounded by empty bottles of Pepto Bismol and packets of instant noodles.Elsewhere Pete has been trying the local delicacies (aka Japanese whisky) and we hear about a very successful duelling dog.Do you have any stories about New York? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This time around on The Luke and Pete Show, Donny considers attacking one of his neighbours in a frightening, yet also confusing, way and both men consider a spin off series involving hunting down some UFOs. Luke would love it, Pete would be angry about doing it.There's also a man marrying a hologram (not Pete), some incredibly problematic action figures, and the latest scandal to hit Luke's neighbourhood Whatsapp group. To get in touch, it's [email protected]!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Desalination - why don't we do more of it? Maybe we do, and Luke and Pete are just unaware of it. Maybe let us know, if you're a water expert. On today's episode the chaps take the time to talk about Pete's trip to Cardiff which resulted in some remarkable medical advice concerning Pepto-Bismol, before despairing at the latest government nonsense and giving the entirely unnecessary Edwina Currie a dressing down. Give us a spin, the subscribe button's just over there!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi everyone, and welcome to a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Pete has turned up wearing a leather waistcoat with nothing underneath, is still rocking his moustache and is now also in trouble with an unknown neighbour. But which one? The investigation starts apace...Elsewhere, there's plenty of time to have a pop at Sir Cliff Richard, talk about the best flavours of cordial, and send out a plea for a bigger battery boy to get in touch with us about a submission sent in by one of our listeners. Ta ta for now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve sent Pete into the world of Game of Thrones and it turns out his origin story is pretty epic. We present to you: Donny, the finest blacksmith in Westeros.Pete’s staying humble though, as his new title doesn’t stop him from reading out your emails. We hear about a lady who mistakenly ate the products in Lush and a listener who accidentally became TikTok famous.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s bank holiday erm... Thursday??? And Pete is having a naughty ol’ time breaking all office (and societal) rules he can. How else should you spend your day off?Elsewhere, the lads tell us all about their memories (and traumas) of dating when they were young and PC Gordon is back to test Pete’s knowledge of the law!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s been on the internet again and he has found a quite bizarre video that emerged from the world of baseball…Elsewhere, we listen to the sound of a black hole, a listener criticises the band Muse and Pete tells us all about his default freezer leftovers meal. It is just as depressing as it sounds.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete took his partner to Spain for her birthday and she was absolutely delighted when he took her to a British pub to watch the Newcastle match - how romantic - at least he didn’t take her to the car boot!After that, we try to work out if Pete has committed a crime upon returning from his holiday and we also discuss the cancellation of Andrew Tate... good riddance.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The people have spoken! Today we're finally discussing the result of our poll, where we asked you lot who's more likely to die first: Luke or Pete. Shockingly, it isn’t all bad for Donaldson!Following that, Luke loses his head at Thames Water, which leads to him making quite a blasphemous claim about batteries and we read an email which uncovers quite an unusual subculture: Richard Ashcroft super fans...Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete went to a “fake festival” and surprisingly it actually sounds quite good. Although Pete’s outfit raises a number of alarming questions…Speaking of festivals, the Luke and Pete Impromptu Documentary Review Club sparks into life on today’s show as the lads take a deep dive into the recent Woodstock ‘99 series! It’s not to be missed.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete needs to buy a birthday present for the partner he has access to. To the car boot sale he goes...Elsewhere we discuss nighttime toilet etiquette, London's newest Taco Bells and discover that we might be able to influence politics in the fine country of Denmark. We're taking over, baby!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s doing the show from his parent’s house, yet it’s actually Luke that spends the first half of the show uncovering all his childhood trauma. Things don’t get better for Luke when he finds out that Pete made plans without him last weekend. Thankfully there are some unbelievable scenes in the battery section to cheer him up.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's been fiddling with the tech in his apology cabin and - believe it or not - it's actually gone well! Just don't ask about his first attempt trying to use cement...Elsewhere, Luke reads quite a strange email about grave robbery and Pete has a story about someone losing their legs.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s weekend was RUINED by under-pickled pink pickled onions. Naturally, he didn’t make a big deal out of it on today’s show or anything…Once that's dealt with, we read an email about a farmer who had quite an astonishing reaction to a hot air balloon landing in his field. Strap in.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete went rogue and almost started beef with a film director on YouTube. Surprisingly the man was into it and a potential friendship is now on the cards. Oh, what a strange life Donny leads...Elsewhere, Macaque’s have injured 42 people in Japan and we discuss topless lad etiquette.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a brilliant week for The Luke and Pete Show: Stak won two awards at the British Podcast Awards, the wife Luke has access to graduated from the University of Cambridge and a chess-playing robot broke a 7-year-old's finger.But rather than spending too long worried about that, Luke and Pete spent quite a lot of time working out an idea for the next hard-hitting police TV drama. It's all good stuff.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We promised you an emails special but we spent the first part of today’s show talking about batteries. What else did you expect? We do eventually get round to your emails and share some of your brilliant stories, including a wedding ring lost in a very unpleasant location and a surprising letter home from school which led to some top drawer dad behaviour.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In case you haven’t noticed, it’s been a bit hot! That didn’t stop a naked Donaldson sharing a bed with another naked male though… Elsewhere we hear about the “interesting” ways British people have been coping with the heat including swimming in a wheelie bin and wearing a… puffer jacket???Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke goes stomping around London like a massive red music nerd, and Pete's found a prison phone in his apology cabin. [email protected] for all your messages and batteries and that! See you Thursday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete returns from Cornwall, covered in paint and reeking of adhesive. What could have occurred? Have a listen and find out...Scores are settled regarding an erroneous battery Hall of Fame entry and there are some hot vikings in our area. [email protected] for all your yap! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After an extensive stroll, Luke decides to wear a sailor's hat to the show record, while Pete's opted for a cracking diving helmet. Just the thing to defend himself against some well deserved barbs from you lovely lot. Up yours, woke moralists! Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever thought about doing a flying elbow onto a printer? We haven’t, but naturally there is someone on the internet who has… Elsewhere, Luke finally tells us about his trip to Belgium and we also try to unpick the complex historical feud between battery titans Duracell & Eveready. It’s all part of the job.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone made the mistake of giving Pete the responsibility of working on a rum bar. It went just as well as you can imagine…We also hear whether Pete has learned a magic trick for Luke, before discussing Luke’s passion for animal documentaries and debating whether we can create an AI version of David Attenborough. Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're throwing down the necromantic gauntlet as Pete threatens to buy tax-deductible magic tricks off the internet, all the while stinking of apple cider vinegar.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lukey's bathroom is finally finished so he can look at his mangled forty-two year old body in a heated mirror. That's progress! Oh yeah, and Pete is threating to run for office. Scared? You should be...Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you believe that pubs used to close, for a few hours, in the middle of the afternoon? How would the kids (and dads) of today cope…Speaking of dads, the lads give us a long-overdue dad update on today’s show (Papa Moore’s bench-making pursuits are thriving) and we also get another update from our resident steel erector. It’s good stuff!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do the people who go on Love Island and Question Time have in common? That is the question Pete is answering on today’s show and the fact he doesn’t respect them is only one part of it…Elsewhere, Luke FINALLY reads the email about motorcycle greetings and a listener tells us about an interesting meeting he had with Paul Daniels in a toilet.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete started watching Stanger Things from series 4. A classic renegade move from Donaldson.Today, we hear what it is like to play life-sized Monopoly and discuss THAT duet between Michael Ball and Captain Tom. Two things that have further damaged Luke’s faith in modern society. To top things off, Pete tells us what could be his most unbelievable story to date!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why is everyone in Essex good at football? That was the difficult lesson Pete learned when trying to save penalties while dressed as the Queen…Elsewhere, Luke finally shares the story of the baby born at a Metallica concert and we hear more tales about pathological small-town liars in the email section.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you ready for the ultimate Luke and Pete Show pivot?On today’s show, we go from dissecting the deepest darkest issues of UK politics to hearing what Pete has in common with scallops faster than you can say "Boris Johnson". Elsewhere our mission to find new players in our battery database gets interrupted as we learn all about electric whistles.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Planes are the order of the day on today’s show! We’re discussing two aviation-themed Youtube pranks that ended up with… well, pretty different results.Elsewhere, we hear how someone with no flying experience successfully landed a plane and a listener explains how two men received two superb nicknames: Maverick and Goose.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve got a bonus bank holiday, baby! In amongst the revelry of a four-day weekend though, we spare a thought for The Pope. Like... how do you think he is currently spending his time? Once that's been digested, we hear about Luke’s curious TikTok habits and Pete tells us how he intends to celebrate the Queen’s Jubilee.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back to recommend another podcast we think you’ll love!Joe Marler may be an England rugby player, but his podcast is not just another rugby podcast. The Joe Marler Show is all about learning what other people do for a living. As you can imagine, this will be great for Pete as a chef can finally tell him how to fix his culinary crimes. Maybe a tattoo artist can even tell him how to finally cover up some of that embarrassing body ink...But on today’s show, we’re learning all about funeral directors for a conversation about death, doves and Tina Turner!If you enjoy this episode, make sure to search for “The Joe Marler Show” on your podcast app and hit subscribe! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What would Pete be like if he was a juggalo? That's the unexpected proposition Luke is considering on today’s show!We then discuss acceptable theatre etiquette and offer up another Luke and Pete Show review of the latest documentary series we've managed to watch. Plus, Luke’s cat makes another guest appearance!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s got an idea for a new TV show. And if we're being brutally honest... it’s not actually that bad.We then hear about some #lads behaviour as Luke’s former football team has recently been on tour and we continue on our quest to find new players for our big battery database.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has officially lost the plot. We are deeply, deeply sorry for the first 5 minutes of today’s show…Elsewhere, Luke tells us about his trip to the Norfolk Broads and Pete shares a clip that could be as good as the infamous "eating a succulent Chinese meal" video!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever been annoyed that Pete won’t let us talk about alien invasions? Today, we're going to put that right!We think you'll love 'Eureka!', Stak's brand new science podcast! Every Wednesday, science enthusiast Rick Edwards and actual real-life scientist Dr Michael Brooks get to the bottom of some of the universe’s most puzzling questions with the help of world-leading experts.In this episode, Professor Avi Loeb helps Rick and Michael answer the timeless question: should we fear an alien invasion?If you enjoy this episode, make sure to search “Eureka!” on your podcast app and hit subscribe! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just one of the many disturbing propositions Luke is faced with on today’s show. Furthermore, it’s a historic day in our quest to uncover new battery brands and we hear what Pete has been eating while 'the partner he has access to' has been away. It’s just as bad as you think!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A photo has emerged where Luke and Pete look like Tony and A.J Soprano. The problem? We can’t decide which one is which.Elsewhere, we take an unexpected deep dive into the problems of modern society and reach a worrying proposition: will life actually be better in the Metaverse?Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete enters into a state of general meltdown on today’s show. Surprisingly, it’s only partly due to his upcoming endoscopy. We also read a fascinating email concerning Dave TV and receive an unusual explanation for the Loch Ness Monster. Let’s hope Luke doesn’t see anything like that on his jolly in the Norfolk Broads.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s turned into a film critic on today’s show, making an interesting case as to why Jackass should have won Best Picture at the Oscars. We then discuss pathological small town liars and Pete gives us another update on all his latest health concerns. If any doctors can help him please, PLEASE, get in touch!Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for a hilarious unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday! Here's a little taste. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back and feeling silly after Pete tried to do a handbrake turn in the car park pre-show. Not sure why. We then learn the shocking news that Pete held down a proper job for six years and receive an email from a man who went to Norwich on our recommendation. As far as we’re concerned, if he’s going to follow one of our recommendations, he only has himself to blame.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s bank holiday Monday, baby. Sweet beans! In related news, Luke and Pete both have shocking admissions in relation to their beans consumption... We then debate the best UK supermarkets and discover that we are the SOLE reason a marathon runner has made it to the World Championships.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has been getting recommended indie clubs again - shock! However, this recommendation didn’t come from an expected source. The lads also discuss a new harrowing, yet thought-provoking Netflix documentary and Luke’s cat makes a surprise guest appearance!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's the day! Pete finally talks about his trip to Wrestlemania, where he became obsessed with a wrestler called Mr Iguana, obviously.We then discuss the mad, but also slightly fascinating, possibility of Elon Musk buying Twitter and an email confirms Luke’s suspicions about hidden biker communities.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the day of reckoning on the Luke and Pete Show as we finally get an update on whether Pete has bought a pub or not.From one seismic event to another, we then discuss potential new evidence that the Loch Ness Monster exists and Doctor Lukey hears all about Pete’s latest ailments. No, we aren't ruling out an adder bite just yet.Do you have any info on the long-necked beast? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Easter’s over, which means we simply must check up on Pete and find out how his stomach coped with the festivities.Luke then revels in some more animal stories, as we hear separate tales about an alligator and a lion cropping up in some pretty unusual locations.Do you have a good animal story? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The two “fashion gurus” we have access to are back! And they're tackling a major problem: how do you dress fashionably as a 40-year-old man?Elsewhere, Pete gets confused by the concept of Alaska and Luke reads a dramatic email that at first glance is about a sofa but hides a whole lot more...Do you have a dramatic tale to share? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete spent the weekend with his mother-in-law. Sounds wholesome, right? It actually involved stinging nettles, antihistamine gel, a football in a river, a unicycle and loads of nitrous oxide canisters.Should Pete’s mother-in-law have expected anything else from a weekend away with Donny? We unpick all of that on today’s show. Do you have a good wedding story? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How many slaps do you think it takes to cook a chicken? The answer lies inside today’s show. We also learn the AMAZING reason why a man lived in an airport... for 14 years!Oh and we hear why Pete should NEVER be allowed a gun...Do you deserve our FA Cup commemorative stamps? Let us know why at [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On Thursday, we heard all about Pete’s trip to St. Lucia. It’s now Luke’s turn to update us on his holiday antics. He may not have had an encounter with a pear but he did meet a real-life turtle. However, that moment was not as magical as it sounds either. We then find time to read a few emails in relation to things “getting lopped off.” You can thank Pete for that one.Do you have any stories relating to anything discussed on today’s show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The two busy young thrusting executives you have access to have returned from their holidays. On today's show, we address the rumour that Pete went on holiday to a swingers retreat. But before that, we had to hear about a car bootist’s dream purchase.There is also a VERY special treat contained in our email section. Trust us, you don't want to miss it...Do you have a question you would like to send us? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New week, same Pete Donaldson, who is back reading stuff out from Reddit. Today’s topics include - Elton John, Voldermort laughing in different languages and Wrestlemania, which Pete is lucky enough to be visiting.In the second half, Luke has a big conspiracy theory relating to Wetransfer and the emails help us uncover that the outlaw mod hairdresser may have returned.To get in touch with the show email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve neglected our duty on the Luke and Pete Show. It’s been a month since the Winter Olympics and we still haven’t spoken about the man with the frozen penis. We can only apologise.That aside, Luke tells us about the infamous soda drinking black bear, Hank the Tank, and we watch some ducks “annihilate” a bowl of peas.Do you have your own animal-related story? Email [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete went to the arcade at the weekend and it turns out he is very good at the coconut shy. He's now rich with arcade tickets – just a shame that he can’t use them to buy his pub.Elsewhere, Luke revels in the joys of a Danish goose parade and we try to settle two mysteries: do billionaires have enough money and what really happens in Berghain?Do you know what really happens in Berghain? Email [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Breaking news, Luke has officially been added to the neighbourhood Whatsapp group. A major development in local news that can only be topped by the fact that Pete might be buying a pub. In the emails, we have some slightly strange chat about Super Mario’s nipples and there are some developments in our mission to find the most famous Eileen.Do you have any advice for Pete about buying a pub? Email [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Birthday Albert Einstein! We celebrate this special occasion by hearing about how Wayne Rooney was knocked out by fellow footballer Phil Bardsley during an after hours boxing match…Plus, we read a couple of emails relating to Only Fools and Horses-themed outlets and Luke reveals that Pete’s got a deep dark secret concerning Peaky Blinders.Do you want to share your deep dark secrets? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Small people are being verbally attacked by pro gamers and Pete is reeling. REELING. This begs the question: what would Pete be like if he was 6'3?We also consider the amazing world of Pokémon and get an update on the alternative versions of TV shows in China. Oh, and Pete has an interesting new email topic…Have you ever had anything lopped off before? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s well-publicised tax issues have led to Luke coming up with a genius money-making scheme for the pair of them. Warning, it involves NFTs and some sensitive Donaldson content…We also hear about some of our good deeds that have gone wrong and finally finish our hand-hurting emails. What to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Luke a Giant Wotsit, a Wheat Crunchie, a Frazzle, or all of the above? The answer lies in today's show...Plus, more hand-hurting emails! We discuss sitting an exam with broken fingers and a drunken accident when someone tried to sneak in without waking up their parents.Any advice for sneaking in after a few drinks? Let us know, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s living in his own world and he’s making the rules, which makes for one scary society if we’re honest. We hear all about the rules in his kingdom and they are as expected.... interesting.  In the second half, we finally get round to our hand hurting special and warning, it's not for the faint heart. We hear about a medical marvel of a pinky and an unfortunate story relating to conkers and a meat skewer.Are you a medical marvel? Let us know, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke is looking resplendent in a shacket on today’s show. That being said, he wasn’t looking so good when he waded through the mud to watch Rocket from the Crypt at Glastonbury ‘98.In other news, Luke’s still not over Pete ruining Game of Thrones for him and we managed to find some time to try and enter some new players into our big battery database. Think you can contribute a new player to the game? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete are attempting to take on fashion today, although it ends up being more of a fashion disaster (we’ll let you decide if that’s a surprise). We hear all about the lads' suit dilemmas and some of their worst haircuts.We then have a listener claim he witnessed a panther attack in England. Don’t worry, we were sceptical too.Send us your most far fetched (but real) stories, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete have been busy in cyberspace since the last show as they finally managed to find time to play PUBG together. If only Pete still didn’t have his driver's licence, he might have spent less time blowing Luke’s cover by driving vehicles.Pete's then "delighted" as we get stuck into the world of Only Fools and Horses merchandise and as promised he tells us about all the birds that fell out of the sky.Today’s email was about a disastrous shortcut. You can send us an email at [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s health problems are raging on worse than ever thanks to an attack from an old jumper. However, Luke helpfully has a suggestion which might improve Pete’s health going forward… Potato milk!In the emails we finally get to the bottom of Episode 140 “Horses can’t vomit” (aka the missing episode) and the truth of the matter is far more harrowing than we expected.Remember to tune in next time to hear about all the birds that fell out of the Sky…Get in touch, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Thursday’s Luke and Pete Show. Today's big news is that Fight Club has a new ending in China! More predictably, Pete's still not watched Yellow Jackets and he also once “clouted” a Hollywood actress with his dodgem car.In the emails, we also have an Egyptian contender for the most scenic commute. Do you have a scenic commute? Let us know, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s going to be a hot boy summer for Pete Donaldson because indie sleaze is back! Donald Trump is also back with his weird word pronunciations – and Pete may or may not have discovered his maddest one yet.  After the break, we dig into the ongoing drama surrounding the missing episode and hear about another famous Eileen.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a transformational show for Pete today. He opens it with a major announcement about a seismic change he has made to his life. What's more, we then hear there's been an enormous change to the aesthetic of his alter ego, Diggory. Finally, we have a delightful email relating to night-out shortcuts and getting attacked by big cats.We want to hear your stories relating to best/worst night-out shortcuts, getting attacked by animals and the most severe way you’ve hurt your hand. Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here at The Luke and Pete Show people look to us as the leading spokespeople in podcasting on social etiquette. Today we confront our biggest challenge yet and face up to the issue of night-out etiquette.Once we’ve solved that, Luke gives us a rundown on The Apprentice and we discuss whether men can breastfeed.We love to read out your stories on the show. Get in touch, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back! We start today’s show in the most obvious place: Shania Twain’s Wikipedia. We then take a deep dive into a series of film and TV reviews before hearing about Pete’s Eye of Sauron. We’ll let you decide if that's a euphemism.Finally, we have time for battery brands and hear about some of Luke’s lookalikes. Know anyone who looks like Luke? Let us know, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Monday, on today’s show Pete is very upset after hearing Logan Paul has been having issues with his rare Pokémon cards. Before we know it we're discussing deep state conspiracies and QAnon, obviously. Luke then brings us back down to earth by telling us about ostriches that escaped from a zoo and in the emails we discuss acceptable bus etiquette.Do you need us to solve any other social dilemmas? Let us know, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here we go, it's the day you have all been waiting for: today we finally announce the results of our big battery poll and reveal whether “Aerolatte” AAs will be received as a new player into our battery database. *drumroll please*But before that, conversation turns to the hazy world of UFOs and the Happy Mondays. Two naturally related topics, of course.Your stories are key to The Luke and Pete Show. Send them in, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we start our NFTs special in the most logical place: Pete’s dad’s local pub. Once that is covered, we get back on track (slightly) by hearing about a woman who is NFTing her own farts. We also hear from some people that actually know about NFTs and there's an email about Ninjas.Got a story you think we might like to hear? Email [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has been doing some “work” research by checking out Spotify's back catalogue of erotic podcasts. He reportedly hasn’t managed to find a Hero Quest episode yet, but we’ll keep you updated.We then discuss the prospect of replacing meat with bugs and there is some major controversy in our mission to enter some new players into the game.Do you have any thoughts on our battery protocol? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a new week and Luke has arrived with a story about how he chucked his Christmas tree out of the window. However, that has nothing on Pete’s chat about his New Year with a surgeon he has access to. Cue a full studio meltdown.Once the lads have calmed down, they find time to read an email about car theft and wheel locks. It’s good advice, really.If you want to share some good advice with The Luke and Pete Show community, email [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thursday on the Luke and Pete Show and we’re here to bring you a story about a woman breastfeeding a cat. What else did you expect? We then hear why Pete would be happy to take a couple of years in prison and finally get to the bottom of the origin of Raver Fuel Beans that we were sent on Twitter. Do you have any access to sweet beans? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the future. It’s 2022, and Pete is teaching Luke about those ultramodern NFTs. The outcome? They’re all shit. One thing that isn’t shit, however, is a story about a man who got bitten by otters. Thankfully Luke has one of them. We also re-visit Yakults and catalytic converter theft in the emails.Let us know how your year is going so far. Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arm-shelving still exists in 2021 and Pete won’t stand for it! We are hurtling towards a new, hopefully arm-shelf free, year and the lads are back for one final show.Today we hear about how Luke saw the new Ghostbusters, Pete tells us about salmon semen and we add some new players to the game. It’s just another episode of The Luke and Pete Show. Thank you very much for your support throughout 2021. Whether you have sent us an email, left us a review or just listened to an episode you are a major part of The Luke and Pete Show and we value you dearly.We’ll be back in 2022 for more fun and batteries, in the meantime feel free to get in touch with the show. Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back! What day of the week is it? We don’t know, but what we do know is that we are here for part 2 of our Christmas special. We’re discussing the top 10 Christmas songs and reading more of your best and worst Christmas stories. Pete then ends the show by delivering us all a belated Christmas present when he reveals a very personal secret…Are you prepared to tell us your personal secrets? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was the show before Christmas, and Luke and Pete are here with the first part of the LAPS Christmas special. On the show, the lads discuss what their ideal Christmas presents would be. For Pete, it is NOT socks.We then get into the festive spirit by reading out your best and worst Christmas stories, including tales about a Christmas fight and getting drunk with dad. Everyone at the Luke and Pete Show hopes you have a wonderful Christmas. Feel free to get in touch and tell us what you are up to.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the Luke and Pete Show, your one-stop shop for all of the latest Sex and the City news, apparently. Once Pete has updated us on the latest goss *spoiler alert*, we then get into the show's beef with Peloton and learn why Pete doesn’t want to exercise in the new year. We also receive a delightful email concerning ninja gyms and read some parkour reviews. That’s the stuff.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, Luke and Pete finally manage to stay on topic for long enough to talk about Luke’s trip to Devon, where he played the fruit machine in the arcade. A baffling experience for the wife he has access to. We then hear about some quality school boy behaviour (which we do not endorse) relating to deodorant flamethrowers and lockerbombs. It's good stuff. Have a story relating to any other behaviour that we don’t endorse? Email [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do Pete and Marcus Rashford have in common? They work hard for the kids. Unfortunately, those kids have been deprived of monster trucks for far too long – but that time is over. Monster trucks are back, baby!After this cause for celebration, we get a Stewey Donaldson update and receive an email regarding a very anonymous police tape.Do you have access to a police tape? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to today's modcast! The thought of Pete Donaldson driving over two hours to Norwich to go to an Indie night was too much for Luke on today’s show. Thankfully, Donaldson is still in his prime... We finish the show by revisiting a highly controversial topic - the full English breakfast - as we have an email about a hero of the fry-up community who is shouldering the burden for the rest of us.Send us your stories about your best and worst Christmases! [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tis’ the season for Brussels sprouts! Luke and Pete have started attending those dreaded Christmas parties which, if we’re honest, are situations where neither of them excel. One thing Pete does excel at is forgetting Luke's TV recommendations - he managed to watch his most recent recommendation by accident.Once we bypass this awkward situation, we hear from a man who has a photographic archive of hand dryers. How's that for an early Christmas present? Ahead of the big day, we are wanting you to tell us some stories from your best and worst Christmases. Send them to [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please, take a moment to be present, it’s Thursday and the Christmas party season has officially started. Luke and Pete are discussing anti-vaxxers, horse meat and Christmas adverts, three things that appear to have nothing in common but are all strangely related. We then read an email and celebrate the mighty deodorant flamethrower. Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Monday, so grab a can and come listen to the Luke and Pete Show! We’ll be having all the usual tipsy chat, from “Dr” Gillian McKeith checking out people’s poo to a man cooking his own testicles.If that isn’t enough to tickle your fancy, we also have an email on the subject of dodgy hand dryers. To get in touch with the show email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s bonus episode, Luke and Pete are playing Klarna’s brand new game, Money Talks, which is designed to get people talking more openly about money. The lads are sharing what they’d buy if money was no object, how their upbringings have influenced their spending habits and the things in life that are worth spending that little bit more on!Head to www.klarnamoneytalks.com to register for a chance to get a free copy of the card game and download the Klarna app for a smarter way to shop and pay! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete is still spending most of his spare time on Facebook Marketplace - but he isn't selling a magic wand, much to the disappointment of a five-year-old child. We recover from that crushing setback by celebrating the wonderful Takeshi’s Castle. We then finish off the show by trying to answer the big question: what wouldn’t be improved by the addition of Snoop Dogg? We couldn’t think of anything, can you? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Luke and Pete Show Beans Special. We’re talking sweet beans, baked beans, useless butter beans - not the boxer, although he also gets a mention. We then swap our magic beans for a cow going down a waterslide and an email about Harry Styles. Come and have a listen, you cowards.Want to talk to us about beans? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has only brought two subjects that he wants to discuss on today’s show: Ian Brown’s nunchucks and a lead singer who took a very interesting course of action when needing to answer nature’s call. Warning, that second story is worse than you think.After wading through those big issues, we just about have time to check in with two of our regular features on the show - battery brands and chasing dads.Have a story you want us to discuss? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Monday, and it was an eventful weekend. Pete stepped out of his comfort zone and attended a 90s weekender at Butlin's in Bognor, while Luke stayed in and witness a major incident of his own.Luke also manages to say “the most boring thing he has ever said” on the podcast - brace yourselves. Think you can offer something slightly less boring? Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Heartbreak on today’s Luke and Pete Show; apparently the traditional full English breakfast is a dying art. We mourn that and also hear how Pete bought a new reel-to-reel player to find out what was on the tape on his old, broken reel-to-reel player. The result was, err... disappointing.Stasi Dad’s son also got back in touch to assure you his dad “is not a Stasi man”.Not a Stasi man? Let us know: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke went to see the new Marvel movie this weekend, even though no one warned him to avoid any outdoor activity first - the big sleepy bear. To be fair, it was only the dregs of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.Elsewhere we have some feel-good content, as Pete met some police dogs and we get an email from a wholesome dad.Is your dad wholesome? Let us know: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thursday, it’s The Luke and Pete show and we have more stories about being chased by dads thanks to an email from listener Carl. However, before we get round to that Luke and Pete try to settle the big debate - If something comes out of your bum, is it poop?Our excellent battery form also continues as we welcome a few new players to the game. Get in touch: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pinch punch! It’s the 1st of November and spooky season has been and gone. Today we chat about Halloween, and more importantly, how Pete didn’t invite Luke to his party. Pete also tells us about his trip to The Republic of Užupis, The Shoreditch of Lithuania. (He didn’t invite Luke to that either) As usual, we finish off with a few emails, including a wholesome story about dad karate and a slightly less wholesome correspondence about a Dad that may or may not have worked for The Stasi. Was your dad in The Stasi? Send it to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thursday, everyone - we're back! Luke and Pete are talking dads, Mormons and karate masters. Or, in one extraordinary case, a dad Mormon karate master.  We also had some correspondence on the subject of soiled pants and even found time to enter a couple of new players into the game!  Got a story to share with us? Send it to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back for another week! Today on The Luke and Pete Show, we discuss which household appliances we respect the most. Spoiler alert - Luke's George Foreman takes an absolute battering...Elsewhere, there's a video that sparks Pete Donaldson's holy trinity of nightmares and listener Luke from Cardiff weighs in with some epic classic dad behaviour. Send in your classic Dad stories and more at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why don't billionaires do a remake of the Titanic? Why is a man going to Norfolk to buy dead crocodile heads? How are space probes fuelled? Why has a man who films cyst-ridden cow hooves got over a million subscribers on YouTube?If you can find a single other podcast anywhere in the world answering the breadth of questions like above then please subscribe to it. Go on, do it. Do it with our blessing. But until then, stick with good ol' Lukey and Petey. We'll see you right.Get in touch: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Monday! Welcome back to another half an hour with The Luke and The Pete. This time around we talk James Bond, which naturally leads into a chat about cinema etiquette and what level and frequency of cough Pete deems acceptable in the movie theatre. There's also more tales from listeners about their school's approach to whatever non-existent drug problem existed at the time and we spend what feels like a lot of minutes talking about morning routines. What's yours? Let us know: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We come to you this Thursday with bad news. Pete's shed has stopped working! All the electrics have packed in and our eponymous hero is left wondering what to do. Hopefully he can get it sorted before the weather gets really cold.Elsewhere, we talk the improvement in hand driers, the etiquette of the public toilet, a man that left skidmarked pants at Pete's house and the time his Dad nearly killed a man. Yes you read that correctly, and no those two incidents are not related.To get in touch, it's [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome along to a new week of LAPS, as the cool kids are calling it now. Luke and Pete, resplendent in their shackets, join each other to talk about a number of commercially available beverages, including Special Brew, Diet Coke and San Pellegrino, before getting stuck into some other bits and pieces including the Lake District, an app designed to stop incest and much, much more.We also hear from you, the listener, and your finest tales as well, and if you're reading this and have never sent us an email, please don't be shy. You can find us on [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday! It's time for some more tales from the broadcasting front line, courtesy of our eponymous heroes. On this episode, we first take in what it's like to work in a non-traditional office, before Pete sings the praises of the humble rice cooker, and Luke runs the rule over haircut etiquette.We also take the time to double check that Pete wasn't mentioned in the Pandora Papers, hear about a listener who had his flip-flop stolen by an unlikely thief, and end on an evisceration of one of the world's most successful authors.Bring your dinner: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new week of LAPS! It's lovely to have you along. Pete's back from his holidays with the partner he has access to, but he missed the dogs he has access to and it turns out there's a problem with the fridge he has access to. So, a mixed bag really.We start proceedings by getting stuck into Saltbae in a way that we could never afford to do in his actual restaurant, before waxing lyrical about foxes and walkie talkies. Our wonderful LAPS family has also excelled itself with some stories of their own, as they always do, so stick around for that.Hit us up: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just how much time did Pete spend on that Jack Bauer chat forum back in the day? The guys attempt to get to grips with it and find out just how deep the rabbit hole goes...Elsewhere, there's an update from the UK swingers scene, the boys learn about the perils of a vaping convention, and discuss the relative acting merits of Keanu Reeves.Oh, and today's show also contains the following - baths, horse shit, the imperial measurement system and The One Show. Actually those first three subjects sound like they could all be features on The One Show, don't they?Talk to us, we could be friends but you playin': [email protected]   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has Pete bought a set of walkie talkies to use down the shed so he doesn't need to spend quite as much time in the house? Yes, yes he has. And that can only be good news for the Luke and Pete Show, let's be honest. But what's this? One of the walkie talkies appears to be haunted? Ooooooooh, tell us more Donny...PS: We also find some time to talk about a man who had a bike ride to remember and Mick Fleetwood. [email protected] is the destination for all of your stories! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete is off to the Canary Islands just in time to see a volcano erupt everywhere. Bloody typical. Will he come back covered in molten hot magma? Stay tuned to find out. What else does today's show consist of, we hear you ask? Well, there's a cat having problems using his catflap, a trip or two to the greyhounds, and a very naughty grandparent. Be warned.To get in touch, you know the email address by now, but just in case you need a reminder: [email protected] soon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another episode of The Luke and Pete Show! On today's instalment, Luke watches a classic film with his Grandad, while Pete spends yet more of his time emailing listeners privately about gibbons.There's also POG, the true benefit of sheep eating only grass, and the remarkable ability of both of our protagonists for spilling food down their respective shirts. Get in touch with us! We love hearing from you! [email protected] is the destination. Stay frosty! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Today we attempt to answer a number of questions on subjects as diverse as talking ducks, intelligence level needed to be a TV presenter, red hot playground slides, and bald maniacs who podcast.There's also Married at First Sight, a big long walk in Australia and lots more. Have a great weekend! To send us a missive, use [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The chaps are back with another round of nonsense, but they start with the big one - what is the least trusted haircut? As well as that, Pete discovers the Milk Crate Challenge just 20 weeks after it all started, decides he'd quite like to be a taxi driver at some point, and gives us all his theories on sea sickness.There's also time for your stories as well, and one of them involves a quite awkward conversation around not deleting one's browsing history. Consider yourselves warned.Let's hear from you, too! Get in touch with us here: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Thursday, so that must mean it's time for another edition of The Luke and Pete Show! We start today's episode by trying to work out where Pete can go on his next holiday, before ending the discussion by asking why people are always the worst versions of themselves at airports.Elsewhere, there are protests, more sheep food chat and a group of listeners heading across Europe on their bikes with disastrous consequences. Looking for somewhere to send a story? Here's the place: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another week in the company of Luke and Pete! We hope you had a lovely weekend. This time around, the LAPS chaps discuss moviemaking, inspired by Luke taking a couple of trips to the cinema. After that, we hear another story involving a listener's parent's specialist DVD collection.In other news, Pete has a problem with his eye which he thinks may have come from him refusing professional make up for a live theatre performance of Wrestle Me, to instead draw all over his face with a Sharpie. Will he ever learn? The answer, of course, is no. To get in touch, we're always here: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a special episode of The Luke and Pete Show, brought to you in paid partnership with Capital One!Today, we're talking about times where you expected one thing, only to discover that the opposite was true. The boys share their own mishaps as well as a few tales of misfortune that we received from you lovely lot. Expect grim meals in Japan, an ill-fated trip to Lisbon and a very strange sleepwalking mate. Get involved! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the great debate of our time: what process do you go through when you check out of a hotel? Luke and Pete clash on the correct way to leave your room for the cleaners, before turning their attention to a typically diverse array of different topics including asthma and ill-advised ways to commemorate the life of the great Martin Luther King.Elsewhere, there's some fresh batteries to look at, as yet more listeners step up and try to find a new player to enter the game, and we get through a couple of your emails too. Put your feet up in front of your podcast player and have a good [email protected] to check in with us and let us know how you're doing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another week in paradise! Your hosts, as ever, are Luke and Pete. Your subjects this time around are, in no particular order, animals that have lived the longest, trees with coins bashed into them, deer velvet, ice skating, car parking and Pete's historic constipation.We also take the time to recount a story courtesy of one of our listeners about a European cycle trip gone awry, and it's a belter. Have a great week!To tell us a story of your own, it's [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday everyone! The weekend is nearly upon us, and what better way to celebrate than with half an hour of chat from your two favourite reprobates? On today's show, as well as all the usual chutney about batteries, we've got an interesting legal loophole in the United States, the philosophy that underpins Wikipedia (quite literally), and news from Pete of a CIA spy device that really has to be heard to be believed.Don't go anywhere, keep it Luke and Pete. And to get further involved, it's [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another week of Luke and Pete nonsense! You're very welcome. Today, the boys start with chat about Pete's dad's specialist VHS tapes before rapidly moving on to AI robots, Pete's worries for the near future and his ability to dream up imaginative but wholly innocent scenarios involving 80s glamour models.Elsewhere there's a horrific skunk story from one of the LAPS family (we apologise in advance) as well as several other missives, including one email in particular that's just very nice. So, thanks for that.To get in touch with us, it's [email protected] and we're over @lukeandpeteshow for all your social media needs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alright, listen up. Today's Luke and Pete Show contains prosperity gospel preachers, the moustached pillow guy that loves Donald Trump, heavy metal, one of our listeners filming himself in an amazon store, and another one of our listeners getting bitten on the foreskin and scrotum by one of God's creatures (probably unrelated to the preacher we mentioned earlier).I honestly don't know how you can listen to this show, a show that is completely free, and not be astonished by the amount of content we pack in. In fact, it's not just content, it's amazing value. Thanks for listening!To get in touch: [email protected]  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another week of LAPS episodes, guys! Luke is back after some time away and he's telling stories about little critters making big smells.Elsewhere, they're asking that age-old question: What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'cos he's hungry? And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete is joined by backroom Stak legend Charlie 'he'll bite anyone's finger if the price is right' Morgan for a chat about life, love and battery brands.Luke's back next week, so get your questions in now - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's joined by Abroad In Japan's Chris Broad for one episode only (well, two if you count the last time he was on) and they talk all things plague chipmunks and forbidden Japanese inky balls.Get in touch over at [email protected] and you could have your beautifully crafted email read out in 2023! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We bloody would!In this show, Pete and Marc and Chris forget to talk about batteries, and instead shamelessly hawk tickets to the very best Stak.london shows at this years' London Podcast Festival. Come down, you pigs! https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/26928/26929 - Wrestle Mehttps://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/26942/26943 - Clash of the [email protected] for all your messages and queries. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guest star Vithushan Ehantharajah from the Football Ramble kindly joins an ailing Pete for a bit of Luke and Pete show fun.... LIVE FROM JAPAN!We talk all things Olympics, all things convenience stores and whether you can truly trust a store that has a tiny cardboard policeman guarding its wares.Oh, and Pete's got an update on his driving test. Could only happen to him, the daft prick. (Yes this is Pete writing about himself in the third person.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's all-new episode of the Luke and Pete Show, it's time for some overdue Olympics chat. What event would Pete partake in if he had to give himself the best chance of qualifying for the games? Tune in to find out.The boys also talk at length about their appearance, how Amazon shops actually work and of course take in a whole new raft of your battery suggestions, emails and other correspondence. Have a great weekend and we'll see you on Monday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and a very warm welcome to another episode of the Luke and Pete Show! Today, Pete is back from a trip to the races and a visit to the beautiful city of York, although he doesn't appear to have learnt a huge amount about it. The boys also find time to talk about ultramarathons, which is interesting as neither of them will ever find the time to actually do one, obviously. Elsewhere, there's temperature chat, dishwashers, microwaves, and plenty more besides, including your emails. To join in with this nonsense, hit us up: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday, PALS! Today's episode is all about chatting to people in shops, working out the best way to escape mosquito bites, listening to a man from Wrexham, and the legendary Games Workshop. There's also a chilling story of a listener being let down by the great Tom Cruise, so stick around for that. If you've ever been let down by a celebrity, we want to know about it. Email us: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and a very warm welcome to your all-new episode, LAPS fans! This time around, Pete tells Luke about his established position in the social hierarchy of his new neighbourhood, Luke regales us about how he bumped into an old friend, and we learn all about house burglaries. Elsewhere, there's the incredibly exciting news that Pete went for a swim in the sea and actually survived to tell the tale!To get in touch with your tales of derring-do, or just to ask us a question, it's [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thursday's here! And that can only mean one thing, a new episode of The Luke and Pete Show. Rejoice! This time around the boys are ruminating on the artwork on rides at travelling funfairs, reminiscing about their time spent at amusement arcades, and talking about their favourite brands of bread.There's also time for more of that classic question you ask your mates in the pub - what job would you have if you lived in a medieval village?Send your battery brands/nonsense/offers of the freedom of various cities here: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another week of Luke and Pete Show episodes, starting the news that Pete has taken to doing some joinery around his new house, something that naturally already has him comparing himself to the world's most famous carpenter. Will his house fall down at some point? Almost certainly.Elsewhere, the chaps marvel at Tom Cruise's minerals, there's some chat about the Bezos v Branson war that nobody asked for, and we hear from a listener that gave competitive eating a go just for a laugh. How did he get on? Tune in to find out...To get in touch, it's [email protected], and we'd love to hear from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, the boys digest the recent news coverage of eating competitions on TV, as Luke decides which food would be his go-to binge-eating snack.We also have time for our favourite NEW PLAYER yet, how to survive eating lethal plants, and a very misleading email...GET STUCK IN!Have you ever eaten a poisonous plant? Or actually seen a celebrity shopping in a garden centre? You know who to tell. GET IN TOUCH by dropping us an email over at [email protected] or on our Instagram/Twitter pages @lukeandpeteshow.Produced by Natalie Wilson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, while Luke’s been away spending time with some steampunk farm animals, Pete’s tells us about his recent DIY kitchen work. Elsewhere, the boys go shopping in an Amazon supermarket, Luke shares news about his catastrophic beef-eating experience, and we get to some of your *very* EXCITING EMAILS. GET IN TOUCH! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing your nonsense.Produced by Natalie Wilson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, Luke wants to know which sexy beast Pete would morph into if he could. Meanwhile, Pete has some interesting thoughts on one poor man's wrong legged amputation...We've also got time for NEW PLAYERS, suitcases full of wires, surprise Stephen King novels and an x-ray version of Naked Attraction. SO MUCH NONSENSE!Get in touch! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. There's nothing we love more than hearing from you all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, the boys discuss the do’s and don’ts of takeaway etiquette after Pete orders a large steak on Deliveroo.We also have news on which tube line is the real MVP, how to deal with dodgy neighbours, and what’s cooler than a million dollars...GET IN TOUCH! What's the worst thing you've ever ordered as takeaway food? What do you think is cooler than a million dollars? Let us know over at [email protected] or by dropping us a message on Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow.If you're enjoying what you're hearing, leave us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts! 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, musical maestro Luke spins the decks for Pete as the boys take part in some musical quizzing, before we take flight towards the potato state of Idaho. Elsewhere, TWO NEW PLAYERS ENTER THE GAME, we discuss how Pete and Elon Musk are more or less the same person, and Luke has some rather inappropriate emails to read...DON'T MISS OUT!Want to have your very own absolute nonsense featured on the show? You know what to do. GET INVOLVED - drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on our social media over at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete crack open some Tyskie cans, munch on posh crisps and discuss the benefits of microdosing MSG as we digest the latest nonsense the boys have stumbled upon.Amongst the Madeley madness and microwaveable fish, we’ve also got news on the new house Pete has access to and some interesting discussion about private parts... GET STUCK IN! Get in touch! We LOVE hearing from you so drop us an email over at [email protected] or by sending us a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow!If you're enjoying the show, go and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts! You know you want to. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Puff Puff Pete tells us about his casual visits to Doobsville, USA, before Luke shares news on a dating disaster involving one man and his 35 girlfriends.Elsewhere, the boys discuss the holy grail of old men's haircuts and what it takes to have an incredibly epic nap, before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME.This week, we want your battery brands! Get in touch with new brands you've found in your old gadgets, at the back of your dad's garage or in that long egg device you just purchased - drop us an email over at [email protected] or get involved on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, we’re recording in the fast lane as Pete shares breaking news of the world's most bizarre smuggling scandal to date. Elsewhere, Luke gives us the 101 on how to fix a cat. We’ve also got time for unusual pet snacks, podcast pub fiascos and the largest human poo on record…DON'T MISS OUT!Have you ever smuggled anything before? Does your pet cat enjoy a particularly weird snack? Get in touch and let us know! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or get involved on our Twitter and Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you!If you're currently enjoying the show, go ahead and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, Luke discovers news about a man who's been living alone on an island for decades and considers how he'd survive living solo. Elsewhere, Pete is after more intellectual conversation as he explores the idea of a potato chip made of human flesh. Delightful.We've also got time for earwax suction techniques, Indian food we have access to and the official beach of Sandi Toksvig, before taking a very disappointing trip to battery corner. GET STUCK IN!Want to be featured on the show? Have you recently thought about surviving on an island alone, or gained access to a brand new crisp flavour? Whatever nonsense you've been digging into, share it with us! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, the boys are back in the studio to celebrate the Luke and Pete Show's 4th birthday! While Luke brings the party to life with live karaoke, Pete's experiencing some rather unfortunately *audible* toilet troubles...Elsewhere, we hear all about a KFC criminal and the world's most expensive chicken nugget, before getting to some *very* exciting emails...GET IN TOUCH! We LOVE hearing from you - let us know your favourite memories from the past 4 years of Luke and Pete's nonsense, or tell us all about a recent celebration you've had by dropping us an email over at [email protected] or by joining the fun on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke gives us some insight into the family he has access to and the fun and games behind the seafood shucking industry, before the boys digest the recent Friends reunion and Pete unveils which cast member might secretly be his dad...Elsewhere, over in battery corner, THREE NEW PLAYERS enter the game before a listener gets in touch with a story surrounding office parkour, stolen keys and cranberry juice...GET IN TOUUUUCH! Drop us an email with your latest nonsense, new battery brands, bizarre pets you have access to and so forth over at [email protected], or give us a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow! THANKS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete are reunited as Pete updates us live from a deep, dark corner of Canterbury where he’s been enjoying some MSG-covered oysters. Meanwhile, Luke’s got a fancy new WhatsApp profile picture to share…Also on today’s show, we’ve got news on Bernie Sanders’ Gatorade and unsalted cashew nut diet, Pete’s top tips on why you *shouldn’t* be drinking water and our most incredible driving test failure story yet.GET IN TOUCH! There's nothing we love more than reading out your nonsense on the show. Drop us an email over at [email protected] or get involved on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS!If you're enjoying what you hear, go and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete is joined by Vish once more to discuss the art of life drawing and how to handle awkward parent situations, before we look towards clubs re-opening and decide on what *not* to do on the dance floor. Elsewhere, we review this year’s Eurovision and Vish shares his tips on people-watching, before a listener gets in touch after being attacked by an unfortunate car airbag. We've got all that and a whole lot more, DON'T MISS OUT!Get involved by dropping us a nonsense-fuelled email over at [email protected] or by giving us a message on @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, while Luke’s away for the week, Pete is joined by fellow Football Rambler and Honda Jazz driver, Vish! While Vish offers some much-needed emotional support after last week’s driving disasters, Pete has turned his interests to becoming a bullet train driver in Japan.We’ve also got time for unfortunate testicles, speeding violations and a special message from none other than Kanye West. The Luke and Pete Show’s moving up in the world.GET INVOLVED! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or get in touch on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow! If you're enjoying the show, give us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Pete's had a tough week. Cheers!Produced by Natalie Wilson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke takes us down memory lane for a disastrous story about a very awkward bucket of chicken, while Pete records from his man shell as he recovers from Monday’s brutal breakdown. Elsewhere, a NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME before one of the boys gets caught out in some battery fraud. We also hear directly from the dogs Pete has access to..you don’t want to miss this!GET INVOLVED! Drop us an email with your latest nonsense story over at [email protected], or get in touch on our Twitter/Instagram pages @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you!If you're enjoying the show, go and drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. You don't want to see Pete having another breakdown. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete is fresh out of his driving test as we find out whether he passed, what went wrong, and why he’s been drunk-texting his instructor...meanwhile, Luke has news on our long duck friend making his TV debut.We also have time for some painful Dad behaviours, golfing mishaps and - despite ending up in A&E due to a pot noodle injury - Pete tells us about how he’s been tutoring an A&E doctor. DON’T MISS OUT!Tell us about your driving tests - did you pass first time or are you still attempting? Let us know over at [email protected] or drop us a message on Twitter/Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete begins preparing for his long-awaited driving test, while Luke shares news about a potential inbound rocket heading for the studio...Elsewhere, over in our newly established ‘battery corner’, A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME and triggers some intense chat about ex girlfriends, before we receive some behind-the-scenes Come Dine With Me updates from a man named Disco John.GET INVOLVED! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on our Twitter and Instagram pages at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing all of your nonsense!Don't forget to leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers!Produced by Natalie Wilson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete’s back for some belated birthday celebrations after spending a night in the zoo and Luke’s ready to throw a live party, before the boys discuss breaking news about the world’s longest duck. We’ve also got time for takeaway scams, gibbon upgrades and a listener emails in to answer our ever-important questions on the location of dinosaur breasts. Standard stuff. Do you have any news on recent birthday celebrations in the zoo? Or surprisingly long animals? You know what to do - drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on Twitter/Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you!If you're enjoying the show, drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do very nicely. Cheers!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke is joined by Jim again and the boys are in for one hell of an emotional roller coaster! Jim shares news on the world’s most shocking model photoshoot to date, before Luke reveals the outrageous new regulations in place for town crier championships. Elsewhere, Jim steps up as a battery judge as a NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME, and a listener gets in touch with an incredibly muddy story and arguably our funniest email yet. DON’T MISS OUT!Have you ever had a traumatic rollercoaster experience? This week that's what we want to hear all about - get in touch on our social media at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us an email at [email protected]. Thanks!If you're enjoying the show, make sure you drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s another Jim Campbell special!On today’s show, Luke’s joined by none other than The Crappening star, Jim Campbell! While Pete’s busy celebrating his birthday, Jim’s popped in to update us on his recent A&E trips, ghastly family members and Saturday night drunken antics.We also discuss aggressively meaty pizzas and dads with 'sizeable backyards' before our friendly parrot emailer gets back in touch with some exciting updates. Get involved!This week we want to hear about your worst drunken antics after a few pints down the pub! Have you ever made it into a canal? Let us know - [email protected] or @lukeandpeteshow on the socials. Cheers!If you're enjoying the show, drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke introduces us to the most clean-shaven, manscaped man on Earth, meanwhile Pete’s got news on a huge gaming achievement from a man with sweet licks and incredibly fast fingers...Elsewhere, we review 'The Josh Fight' which took place this weekend as the boys rank themselves amongst the other Lukes and Petes of the world, before we see some Spanish batteries enter the game and read an informative email about T-Rex bum holes. DON'T MISS OUT!If you've got some exciting news to share with us, get involved! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on Instagram/Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss the injuries they accrued over the weekend, with potholes, ketamine and day-old pizza involved…it’s been a tough one. We’ve also got plenty of time for monster truck drag racing, sandy sandwiches and some fan mail from an incredibly enthusiastic parrot. Your standard dose of nonsense… and then some.This week we want to know...what's the biggest item your dad owns? Get in touch via email at [email protected] or on social media at @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke shares fascinating news surrounding NASA’s new helicopter flying on Mars, while Pete is more interested in Tesla rear ends and vehicles that can open their own arse. We’ve also got time for bond villain emails, fabricated personal assistants, boss keys AND battery brands for you. What more could you ask for?If you're enjoying our shows, go and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, n00b-pwner Pete Donaldson shares all about his recent trip to the pub after spending the entirety of lockdown flirting with Tyskie cans and the boys discuss everything from scary dream scenarios to fizzy milk fiascos. Elsewhere, Luke’s got some arousing t-rex trivia for us, we explore some NSFW artwork from the Mario galaxy and Pete unveils exclusive PUBG secrets. Don’t miss out!Got any exclusive news about video game maps or some sexy dinosaur quiz questions for us? You know what to do. Drop us an email at [email protected] or send a cheeky message to our Instagram and Twitter pages at @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke shares an update on his lockdown personal training plans, meanwhile Pete takes us on a turbulent trip through his recent flight simulator journeys. Elsewhere, the game is on FIRE as we see two new players enter, before Aussie Pete gets in touch and the real Donaldson tells us all about the contents of his garage. What more could you want?We want to hear from YOU! Get in touch over on our Instagram and Twitter @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us a juicy email to be in with a chance of hearing it read on the show - [email protected] - and while you're at it, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do nicely. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, punk Pete Donaldson gets ready for his very first driving lesson in a Formula 1 car, before the boys discuss the joys of pubs reopening without scotch egg and pitta bread restrictions. We’ve also got a Prince Philip tribute from Pete, Darth Vader toilet troubles from Luke and some handy freezer life hacks from a listener who really knows their onions. Don’t miss out!Get involved by sending us an exciting email over at [email protected]! Or drop us a follow on Instagram/Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's episode, Pete dives into discussion about the most satisfying feelings in life, before Luke tells us what shoes to avoid wearing if you don't want to look old.Also on today's show, the boys share hacks on how to make it look like you're working when you're not, before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Just two boys and a load of batteries - don't miss out!Get involved by dropping us an email over at [email protected], or following us over on Instagram and Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete tells us all about the homemade steaks and professional haircuts he’s been giving his dogs over the weekend. Meanwhile, Luke shares some very questionable news about a Florida man and his pickle. Strap yourselves in. Elsewhere, we chat all things Easter-related with burnt hot cross buns and bird poo-filled Creme Eggs, before tucking into some amusing emails about medieval memes. Just the usual stuff, really - don’t miss out!Get involved over on our social media at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us a juicy email - [email protected]!Oh, and leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's episode, Luke and Pete give us the rundown on their new film idea, 'The Bitcoin Boys', after hearing that Cocaine Bear is coming to the big screen. We've also got battery brands, pastry sponsorships and a heated rant about not-so-self-made celebrities. GET STUCK IN!We love hearing from you so make sure you get in touch on our Twitter and Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us an email over at [email protected]! Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete are discussing their funeral wishes and mourning the loss of Maplin from the high street. It’s not all doom and gloom though, as the Suez Canal, garden centres and big bums are also on the agenda.Get in touch on Twitter, or send us an email at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete describes an intense 50 mph visit to the supermarket with a co-driver he has access to, meanwhile Luke asks what the most enjoyable feeling in the world is.We’ve also got new battery brands, steampunk stories and emergency ‘flashlights’, plus Luke gives us some tactical insight into how to master playing PUBG.Come and get involved! Send us an email with your latest nonsense stories over at [email protected], or get in touch on our buzzing Twitter/Instagram pages at @lukeandpeteshow!Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, drop us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete introduces us to some shocking takeaway revelations while finishing off his Chinese for breakfast, before the boys discuss the rather unappetising elements of the 1904 Olympics. That's not all - there are giant men on Luke's roof, Pete's been stripping in public over the weekend and a listener gets in touch with an incredibly chocolate-y email. Get stuck in!We want to hear from you! Drop us an email over at [email protected] with some of your own weekly nonsense, or get involved on Twitter/Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow!Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, give us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete’s talks us through installing cow udders into his car, meanwhile Luke explores some fishy business involving mysterious prawn ball ingredients...Elsewhere, we discuss jellyfish peeing etiquette and how to inject Minstrels before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME.GET INVOLVED! Have you installed something bizarre into your car? Or discovered something unusual in a prawn ball? Let us know on social media over at @lukeandpeteshow or drop us an email at [email protected]!If you're enjoying the show, leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke introduces his new moustache and tells us all about its important purpose, before Pete shares news about being mistaken for a model. Elsewhere, we review your generic Mum behaviours before the boys discuss their own, and a listener gets in touch with some exciting TV stories including their inspiring You’ve Been Framed debut. Don’t miss out!We want to hear your NEWS! Get involved and drop us a message over on Instagram and Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow, or throw us an email - [email protected]!If you're enjoying the show, head over to Apple Podcasts and give us a review! 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Pete explains his current Tyskie drought situation, before the boys discuss ‘the dank scale’ and some weekend pothole adventures. Elsewhere, Luke shares some more valuable life hacks and a listener gets in touch with news on how to polish your chocolates. Also on today’s show, A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME... but there’s some controversy over this one. Get involved!Drop us an email over at [email protected] or come and get involved on our social media - @lukeandpeteshow - where there's LOADS of extra content and laughs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, we hear all about Pete’s late-night fridge door antics, before the boys discuss what they’d do as Mayor of London for the day...spoiler alert: imagine a *lot* of gelatine in the Thames. Elsewhere, we discuss life hacks, luxury dining for ducks and some incredible Skittles statistics. Don’t miss out!Do you have any interesting confectionary statistics for us? Or just general nonsense news? Get in touch on our social media over at @lukeandpeteshow or drop us an email at [email protected]!Oh - and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Hop on over to Apple Podcasts. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, the boys discuss the highs and lows of the crisp industry before Pete takes us to his palace, more commonly known as the ‘garage’, for a lesson on BBQs. Elsewhere, we talk about the correct etiquette for a staycation, a listener gets in touch about plane engine failures and A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME.Got any interesting crisp-based stories for us? Or maybe you've been a participant on Come Dine With Me and want to tell us your story - either way - GET INVOLVED! Drop us a message on Instagram or Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow or email us [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss plastic gloves, flaming fireballs and a stupendous amount of skittles before we take a trip down memory lane and into some dodgy workplace stories.Elsewhere, the boys chat all things DIY after Pete inherits a squeaky old park bench, and we make a final decision on who the real sidekick is. Don’t miss out!Come and get involved over on our new Instagram page @lukeandpeteshow where there's loads of additional content being uploaded! Or drop us an email over at [email protected] with your latest funny news for the boys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete soft-in-the-middle Donaldson tells us all about the glitches involved in moving house, before the boys begin a philosophical chat involving a ‘real dog shit sandwich’.Also on today’s episode, we hear news about a man posting cash through random letterboxes, a testicle epidemic, and a slightly heated discussion about who the real sidekick is on the show. Don’t miss out!Come and get involved over on our new Instagram page @lukeandpeteshow where there's loads of additional content being uploaded! Or drop us an email over at [email protected] with your latest funny news for the boys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke gives us the full rundown on Pete’s assorted lockdown haircuts, before we turn to space to discuss the latest NASA rover making milky tea on Mars. Elsewhere, Luke tells us all about his school art class battles and we get to hear some exciting VPN updates from a listener in Shanghai. Don’t miss out!Get in touch with us via email over at [email protected] or drop us a message on Instagram and Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow's the handle! We love hearing from you (most of the time).If you've read down this far, make sure to drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Nothing less. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! On today's episode, Pete talks us through his recent nautical-themed eBay purchases, before the boys discuss their questionable interior design ideas.Elsewhere, Luke shares news on a shocking discovery about a 4-year chimpanzee war and we hear a heartwarming listener's story about taking plastic dinosaurs to the pub. Listen now!Got any exciting news for us? Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on social media @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Viking Luke and Musketeer Donaldson explore American vs British recipes and what not to feed your children. Also on this episode, Luke and Pete share some of their food guru idols...Elsewhere, Luke tells us what he’s been doing to ease lockdown headaches and Pete shares his peculiar reality TV ice skating plans. Don’t miss out!Get involved by emailing us over at [email protected] or dropping us a follow on Instagram/Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow. Oh, and if you've read this far down, give us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! On today's show, Luke explores the struggles of age-related back injuries, while Chef Pete introduces us to his top tips for getting busy in the kitchen.Elsewhere, we discuss motorised robotic bins and personalised Scottish gritting trucks before ANOTHER NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME! Don't miss out!Get in touch with us on Twitter and Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow with your stories from the week, or drop us an email at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, the boys parachute into their own parish council meeting to discuss the latest on local door-to-door scamming, before Pete shares news on his plans to move house. Elsewhere, Luke has an exciting countdown to make before we review some dodgy Dad behaviours and get to some of your emails. Don’t miss out!Have you had any interesting scammers visiting your front door recently? Let us know over at [email protected] or drop us a message on [email protected] you've scrolled down this far, make sure you head over to Apple Podcasts and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke shares some peculiar news on the evolution of Wombats and we head over to Twitter to hear which politician Pete’s been arguing with. Elsewhere, the boys discuss sleep-talking before receiving a highly anticipated email from the ultimate hard drive Yoda and A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Don’t miss out!Got any news about random animal droppings or politicians you've argued with online? Get in touch over at [email protected] or via Instagram and Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow!If you've read this far down, you really should go and give us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete prepares a cup of eggy coffee before the boys chat about their previous job experiences, involving dodgy jeans, industrial estates and a baffling experience at Woolworths.Elsewhere, Luke discovers some mysterious stolen art before we discuss typical Dad mannerisms and Chinese takeaways from Deliveroo Donaldson. Listen now!Make sure to get in touch by emailing us over at [email protected] with your latest news stories and any topics you'd like to hear us chatting about! We're also on Twitter and Instagram over at @lukeandpeteshow, so drop us a follow there too. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, the boys discuss their latest television binges, as Luke explores goblin castles and Pete tells us about TV’s biggest sore losers.Elsewhere, Luke receives an email that’s kept him up at night, before another listener gets in touch about an awkward bedroom run-in with Linda Barker. Also on today’s show: A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME...and it’s linked to a rather suspicious aeroplane crash. Don’t miss out!Get involved over at @lukeandpeteshow on Twitter and Instagram, or drop us an email - [email protected]. Let us know what you've been up to, and what's keeping you going through lockdown. Oh, and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars or Luke will have something to say about it. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete reminisce about some sexy dragon porn before Pete gives us a taste of his boozy bath-time habits. Elsewhere, Dr Luke provides the perfect cure to a migraine. We also hear some Pete Donaldson Traffic Tales involving scooters, bullies and McDonald's hash browns. Don’t miss out!Get involved with behind the scenes Luke and Pete content over on Instagram and Twitter, by following us at @lukeandpeteshow! Or email us over at [email protected] with any juicy stories you'd like to share.Oh, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Compliment Pete's hair or something. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, the boys fire up their engines to discuss flying cars and drone motorbikes, before Pete shares some shocking news about a recent addition to his own transport collection. Elsewhere, we learn about illegal sandwiches and parachuting pioneers, before one listener gets in touch with a story about Michael Jackson interrupting a school game of Rounders. Listen now!Get involved by emailing us at [email protected] or following us over on Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow! Oh, and leave us a review while you're at it. 5 stars on Apple Podcasts will do. Thanks! See acast.com/privacy for opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, Pete tells us all about his days working in the zoo with animals in nappies, meanwhile Luke reveals who he's desperate to give a Chinese burn to.In other news, we discuss asthmatic sleepovers and pole-dancing firefighters, before getting to one very exciting email about the Royal Navy. Listen now!Get in touch at [email protected] or over on Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete take a walk on the wild side and discuss survival tactics: Luke fears facing crocodiles, while Pete worries about which berries he can eat to avoid asthma attacks. Elsewhere, we hear about a mysterious, paranormal phone call and a policeman’s failed night out, before we find out exactly what the boys were like back in their school days. Get stuck in!Got any exciting news for us? Email it over at [email protected]!Go and leave us a 5 star review over at Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. You know you want to.See acast.com/privacy for opt-out and privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back! On today’s show, the boys get stuck into some important business as Pete ranks his favourite types of army troops, before we discuss the most acceptable facial hair choices a man can make. Elsewhere, Luke seeks advice from an experienced electrician, Pete tells us all about a very well-endowed Danish man’s cartoon catastrophes and we reminisce about boys’ school discos. Listen now!Get involved over at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, we’re back on the road as Speed Demon Pete Donaldson chats about his recent long-distance scooter trip, while Luke shares his theory on how to successfully jump out of a plane. Elsewhere, we discuss a 10 year old’s journey into weightlifting before looking at how to train your child with a tin of beans.In other exciting news, TWO NEW PLAYERS HAVE ENTERED THE GAME...both with rather arousing names. Listen now!Get in touch at [email protected] take time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete are back to kickstart the year! On today’s show, the boys explore some brand new healthy eating habits as we discuss the complex cuisine of a banana alongside the exciting prospect of fartless pickled onions. Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about his strip poker days and explicit photoshopping skills, before we begin some community policing after hearing from a cop with credentials. Don’t miss out!Drop us an email at [email protected] and tell us all about your New Year's eating habits. Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back and a Happy New Year's Eve! On today's show, the boys review 2020 before Pete tells us all about his new year's Samurai Sword ambitions. Elsewhere, Luke rants about bathroom hand lotions before we discover the fate of a 12 year old's unlicensed school toilet rave.Also on today's episode, some new players have entered the game! We review these, explore the concept of a new KFC gaming device, and finally settle on some big (ish) resolutions for 2021. Don't miss out!Get in touch at [email protected] and tell us all about your entrepreneurial ventures in school! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete are back with more wonderful Christmas nonsense! On today’s episode, Luke shares the news about a rather explicit Nativity scene, while Pete tells us all about a dog walker’s shocking story - involving a suspicious green cyclist and an unexpected limp. Elsewhere, we hear about the flute disasters of a silent musical maestro and how one Christmas Carol service ended up reciting Tupac lyrics instead of Catholic prayer. Grab a mug of tea and a slice of Viennetta and join us!Email us over at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Christmas from your favourite pals! On today’s episode, the boys get ready for Christmas as Luke prepares his turkey in a carrier bag and Pete brines his pears before the big day... And if that doesn't quite whet your appetite, we also discuss friendzoning, Space Guardians, and the consequences of having a Poundland sandwich for lunch.Elsewhere, we chat about an angry Druid’s response to Stonehenge being closed for lockdown, and hear out one very concerned listener who emailed in to ask Pete for tips on passing his driving theory test. Enjoy!Tell us all about your Christmas over at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete are back and things are getting Christmassy! The boys discuss everything from Disney Princesses to fizzy lagers, plus important news about a cat getting its head shaved. Also on today’s episode, Luke details his childhood flute-playing skills before Pete tells us all about his most important Nativity play performance - involving pulling a man’s hand off…Elsewhere, we’re back with some of your exciting emails, including one pub’s unfortunate fruit machine scandal. Don’t miss out!Get involved! Let us know all about your Christmas plans - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back with more responsible chat as we discuss flight attendants in nappies, passing wind on public transport, and where to stock up on alcoholic soup. Elsewhere, Luke learns about one drug-dealing entrepreneur’s healthy crystal meth recipe, while Pete reveals his unhealthy chocolate stealing habits. Also on today’s show, some exciting emails take us back to school as we discuss terrible student reports and celebrity teachers in disguise. Enjoy! Have you brought any particularly weird Christmas presents this year? Let us know at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete took his driving test last week and he’s ready to grill Luke on some of the more ridiculous questions on the test. Also on this episode, Luke reveals the unusual Christmas gift he received from Pete in the post and he also shares his theory on where to find the best tacos in the world. If you want to get in touch, we’d love to hear from you! Email us at [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thursday, which means Luke and Pete are back for some more nonsense! In today’s episode, Luke discovers the profitable benefits of fishing for whale vomit and the boys decide to give up their day jobs to become Ambergris hunters. We also look into one woman’s spooky discovery in her new house’s basement wall, before diving into some very interesting emails concerning Pete’s broadband difficulties and some particularly sloppy school work. Enjoy!Email in to [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are forward-rolling into today’s episode of The Luke and Pete Show as Pete illustrates his podcasting parkour skills. Meanwhile, Luke takes us on a rather chaotic trip down memory lane to discuss cars on fire, flying go-karts, and Street Fighter Remastered as two Dads participate in an epic childhood brawl. Elsewhere, the boys discuss their favourite arcade games and introduce all-new players to the battery championships before getting to some exciting emails...involving one listener’s incredibly overpriced scotch egg. Don’t miss out! Don’t miss out! Email in to [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete are back with more weird and wonderful conversation! On today's show, the boys discuss another bizarre discovery that washed up on an Australian beach. Also, Pete delineates the struggles of a doggy day trip to the petrol station. Elsewhere, Luke yet again takes to the director’s seat to chat all things film, before the boys consider their most common emotions - and why working from home makes them just a little less awkward. Also on today’s show, we cover lots of emails, including one involving a listener’s poo bandit investigation. And finally, there’s talk of The Luke and Pete Family Reunion Show making a debut after Pete’s long-lost relative turns up to do some plumbing.Get involved at [email protected] and if you enjoy the show, please drop us a review on Apple Podcasts! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s back with turmeric stained fingers and he’s got something to say about Marc Haynes' impression of him on last week’s show. Meanwhile, Pete’s been playing with petrol and getting bullied by a particularly crafty salesman... Also on this episode: fried turkeys, mysterious metal structures and the theft of a Banksy. What a weekend it’s been!Get involved at [email protected] and if you enjoy the show, please drop us a review on Apple Podcasts! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thursday, which means another dose of nonsense from The Luke and Pete Show! On today’s episode, Pete's joined by independent filmmaker, Youtuber and voice of the Abroad In Japan podcast, Chris Broad! From Yamagata to Hartlepool, the boys discuss rumours surrounding Pete’s secret Japanese family and what it takes to become a successful Youtuber. Meanwhile, Chris gives us a taste of his adventurous diet involving coffee, fried chicken, and the odd noodle sandwich...Elsewhere, we have some very exciting emails covering everything from popcorn fraud to the bizarre link between Star Trek: Voyager and Barack Obama’s presidential election. Don’t miss out!Have you ever eaten a meaty ice pop before? Email in to [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! Luke's away for the day, so Pete's joined by comedy writer and Wrestle Me star, Marc Haynes! On this episode, we’re sitting down with a slice of Kendal Mint Cake and some Rum Babas to discuss phone calls with ghosts, how to harvest your screams, and why Heaven needs a Zoom doorbell. Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about religious superdogs while Marc shares his big bucket list dreams alongside what *not* to do with a new PS5. Do you have any stories to scream about? Email in to [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete talk all things holy after the Pope blessed a certain unexpected Instagram photo earlier on this week. Elsewhere, Luke’s unleashed his inner movie buff as he discusses cliché film favourites, British bad guys and featuring on the big screen himself!Also on the show, we chat all about chemical elements, discover the three things people can watch endlessly without getting bored, and hear some very bizarre emails - think big meaty squirrels and a care home horror story with a twist. Enjoy!Email in to [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, the Chinese scooter is finally up and running as Pete’s figured out how to get it purring. Meanwhile, Luke’s discussing responsible lock picking and how after 3 long years of waiting - drum roll please! - a new battery brand has finally been discovered. Elsewhere, we get an interesting look into Luke’s own brand of childhood nostalgia with everything from neighbours arguments to cars on fire! Finally, the boys also discuss the potentially illegal relationships between all our favourite Mario characters. Join us!Email in to [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back with more nonsense chat in one firequacker of a show! On today’s episode, Pete has difficulties with his new moped and future dreams of the Isle of Man TT, while Luke talks celebrity steeplejacks and what it takes to do such an important job. Elsewhere, Luke teaches us how to fix a sick cat while Pete confesses to sharing his dog’s medication. And if you think that’s mad, wait until you hear what Pope Alexander VI got up to with his horses!This week we want to hear all of your weirdest animal stories! Email in to [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, DJ Pete and Pato Banton-turned-Luke Moore are here to start your week off right! Pete tells us all about nipple collectors before the boys discuss the aftermath of a spicy US election and wave goodbye to ‘confirmed boozophile’ Donald Trump. Elsewhere, Luke shares the boys’ bedtime cuddling habits before reading some exciting emails: second-hand kitchens, exploding fingers, and one particularly destructive student’s school report! What were you like in school? We want to know - email us your school reports at [email protected]!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thursday again, which means the boys are back for another chat full of nonsense! Pete’s revving up to tell all about his recent CBT license and his dreams of a new motorbike, while Luke shares his experience on impressing girls with mad moped skills. We then get some vocal coaching lessons as Pete attempts to locate his inner Céline Dion. Elsewhere, after discovering the age in which people lose their passion for life, the boys search for what most matters to them. Plus, one listener shares all about a fishy supermarket fiasco involving *very* unexpected contents of a Quality Street tin. Get involved at [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete are parenting - or at least attempting to - as we chat all things birth-related, with rugby players delivering babies as well as the ins and outs of umbilical cords. Also, Pete’s belly button makes a surprise guest appearance! The boys then have a mammoth of a discussion surrounding melting glaciers, spear-throwing devices, and ditching supermarket frozen foods for preserved glacial animals. Also on the show, a storm of emails featuring head injuries, rat pits, and an Aladdin's lamp replica. All in all, prepare for an eclectic mix of utter rubbish.Get involved at [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke put on his NASA hat as he discusses the current asteroid over-probing pandemic. The boys then talk capital punishment and whether or not heinous crimes such as pooing into McDonald’s bags should carry such a penalty. Finally, we explore airport conspiracy theories and sour cream sauce entrepreneurs. All this topped off by Luke MILKING a story of his days working in ASDA’s dairy aisle.Get involved at [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, we hear about Luke’s pumpkin exploits and we get stuck into some special boat service chat. We also hear what’s been described as ‘the most depressing email ever’ from a listener who’s been operated on by a vet and Pete’s got some horrific admissions about what he’s been doing with superglue. Get involved at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke rinses Pete for his truly shocking dietary habits. The boys discuss the focus on black pain in various provider’s Black History Month collections. They also examine the slippery slope that is QAnon and debate what exactly drives people to believe such outlandish conspiracy theories.Plus, Luke and Pete debate the ethics of getting pissed at work and finish strong with strange (and accurate!) taxidermy animals. And Pete wants everyone to look up gibbons. Obviously. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete endures public shaming for his more questionable online purchases, including a realistic latex mask of an old man that did not arrive as pictured! The boys also talk the finer points of Guy Ritchie’s The Gentlemen, critique some of its shocking cockney accents and dissect Luke’s movie night ritual.Also on the show, emails galore! One listener sparks a discussion about the exorbitant prices of dog knee surgery and there is a disconcerting amount of chat surrounding figures of authority sniffing teenagers' hands… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Doctor Donaldson and Professor Moore are here to enlighten you with more profound interrogations of the world around us. As Stan the t-rex skeleton is sold to a private collector, what are the chances he will end up at a London car boot? What is the true etymology of ‘awooga’? And why did Kim Jong-un burst into tears this week?If the late Cretaceous period is a little before your time, the chaps revisit 90s TV classics Gladiators and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. There is also an email from a man who is allergic to his own surname. Settle in for a cracking show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete are back with more weird and wonderful conversation! Pete explains how he ended up concealing sixty wrestling figures in a farmer's field after a bizarre car boot shopping spree at the weekend. There are also more tales of work truancy and the pair dream up a Youtube channel for Luke’s dad that would quite simply be the most wholesome thing on the internet.Plus, they discuss how Buster Bloodvessel came to live on a narrowboat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete are back with a particularly poo-heavy half hour. Luke marvels at cats’ theatrics when doing their business, while Pete outlines his dog’s peculiar case of constipation. Luke tries to rescue proceedings by probing Pete’s die-hard love for steampunk. The pair also reminisce about celebrity visitors at school, with Pete momentarily convinced that the Pope once came to Hartlepool. But one emailer recounts a far, far better cameo than that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With grand piano and candelabra on hand, Luke and Pete talk pop culture divas. There’s also more chat about unnervingly effective sniffer dogs - and what exactly would Pete sniff out if he had a more powerful nose. Pete also tells of his extremely unlucky quest for a drink and the boys discuss some more cracking dildo-themed emails. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Pete talks about a group of railway workers who got caught red handed making a man cave at work. Meanwhile, Luke explains why he’s reluctant to use a Kindle and we celebrate the news about dogs with the ability to detect covid. Also on the show, we explain the concept of meat raffles and reminisce about the classic noughties documentary ‘Britain’s Toughest Pub’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete are putting the fashion world to rights. Bum bags, flip flops and the new Man United kit are all being dissected this week.We’ve also got some more on the rumour about razor blades inside waterslides and we’re hearing from a disgruntled listener who asked his girlfriend to describe him using crisp flavours.Make sure you get in touch at [email protected] and if you missed it, go and check out last Thursday’s episode ‘The Crappening’ to hear about Jim’s plumbing disaster.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s another Jim Campbell special! We’ve got some more news on Jim’s eccentric dad and an incredible story about Extinction Rebellion protestors ‘going floppy’. Also on this episode, Jim’s telling us about his night terrors and Luke’s indulging in some extra-terrestrial chat, which Pete usually doesn’t let anywhere near the Luke and Pete Show studio. All that, plus a brilliant email from a pilot who lost his wedding ring AND the story we’ve all been waiting for: THE CRAPPENING! Luke actually downloaded this episode as soon as we finished recording just so he could listen to Jim tell this story again, you don’t want to miss it!Get in touch with with your emails at [email protected]! ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Jim Campbell’s long overdue debut on the Luke and Pete Show! Whilst Pete’s on holiday in an unknown destination, Jim’s filling in and you’ll be unsurprised to hear that he’s taken to talking nonsense with Luke like a duck to water. On this episode, Luke and Jim are talking about some of their favourite childhood memories, including hearing Nirvana for the first time, going to waterparks and facing assault courses. There’s also a brilliant email from a listener who was taught by former professional footballer and England international, Dave Thomas. If you’ve been taught by someone of note, let us know at hello@lukeandpeteshow and don't forget to come back on Thursday for more Jim Campbell goodness.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s still in Scotland, so once again Pete had the pleasure of Chris Tilly’s company for today’s episode! The topics discussed include Chris falling over drunk, the video game character Max Payne and tardigrades. Also on this episode, Chris and Pete have an email from an ‘anonymous illegal rave whistle blower’, there’s a new beer drinking activity to be debated and Pete tells Chris about Daniel Lambert, an 18th century man who weighed 52 stone.Make sure you check out Chris’ podcast - Clash of the Titles - and you can follow them on Twitter @clashpod!Get in touch with the show at [email protected].***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s off gallivanting in Scotland! So for today’s episode, Pete is joined by Clash of the Titles’ host: Chris Tilly. Consequently, there's a whole load of film chat, including dodgy K-Pax merchandise, 80s action classics and weird novel adaptations. Also on this episode, Chris and Pete chat about the time Pete ate some mystery meat sent to him by a listener and the boys also discuss a piece of Russian facial recognition software that Pete’s been using…The emails have been flooding in! Including one from Laura, who went to extreme lengths to watch a World Cup game in 1998. Hit us up at [email protected] to get involved!Make sure you check out Chris’ podcast, Clash of the Titles. You can find them on Twitter at @clashpod!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s been caught red-handed skipping train fares and Luke’s got a story about a suspicious looking sandwich being mistaken for heroin.Also on today’s show: school nurses, a cherub getting a particularly unsavoury body graft and niche movie merchandise.Get stuck in at [email protected]!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, we’re talking about the work of John Cage, what makes a good roast dinner and why Pete is not to be trusted with the company credit card under any circumstances.Also on today’s show, we’ve got an email from a listener who swallowed his wedding ring and is desperately clinging to the Luke and Pete Show for guidance.All that, as well as Clapham Junction, pregnancy tests and a church organ.***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Thursday's edition of The Luke and Pete Show. Your hosts, er, Luke and Pete obviously, are here to entertain you for half an hour or so to help you procrastinate, delay the inevitable, or see you through your commute/run. Yeah, we see you. We know exactly what you're up to.On today's episode we take time to pay tribute to the great Chadwick Boseman after he sadly passed away over the weekend, we debate the best and worst office practices, and we hear about a novel way of frying an egg in the Arizona desert. All that and much more, including your emails on another all-new, all free Luke and Pete Show. Don't miss it!Get in touch with us! The address is [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Our two eponymous villains are here once again to run the rule over whatever takes their fancy on the world's least-focused podcast. This week, Luke bought a piece of old hardware from his mate at a train station and as a result has suffered a couple of electric shocks. It's almost as if Pete is a bad influence on him. There's also talk of a rave in Thetford Forest that Pete *did not* organise despite reports to the contrary, and with the help of a listener we debate the benefits of the technology on display in the movie Aliens.Get in touch with us! The address is [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s episode is quite the menagerie - Luke and Pete hear news on the baby gorilla born at Bristol Zoo and we talk about a Greenland shark who’s lived for almost four hundred years. Plus, we’ve got a discussion about a Satanic peadophile death cult, Luke has some info on the Japanese credit card crisis, Pete tells a story about the Ninja Museum and we hear from a listener who got in some real trouble on his trip to Death Valley!The emails we’re getting at the moment are top tier, keep them coming! It’s [email protected].***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On perhaps the most mental Luke and Pete Show to date, there’s a nose and ear trimmer live on the show and Pete’s boasting about the A* he achieved in RE GCSE.  There’s also a whole load of Jackass nostalgia, a rant about school and an email about someone who’s been to Death Valley!Plus, there’s an excellent neon sign which has been spotted in Cambodia and a lot of bitching about Stakhanov’s fine employees.It’s all over the place today, just how it should be! Get in touch at [email protected].***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a Thursday, which means another serving of nonsense from the Luke and Pete Show! This week, Pete’s playing with fire by recording semi-nude and Luke’s giving some love to Ronnie O’Sullivan. Strap in folks, it’s going to be a weird one.Also on this episode, we hear from a concussed pilot, Pete’s squaring up to Alison Hammond and Luke reveals what he has in common with er…. Prince Andrew…?Get stuck in at [email protected]!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show we’re talking about wildlings, the woeful ending of Game of Thrones and cannibalism. Also on this episode, Pete goes through some of the drunk texts he sent over the weekend and we hear an incredible story about an Australian man who jumped off his surf board, onto a shark.We then read an email from a listener who’s had an unfortunate mishap with the mute button during a work meeting. Also, we hear from Hasan, whose PE teacher was a Premier League linesman.Get involved at [email protected]! **Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, we talk about some strippers who performed in a very unexpected setting, a translation mishap from a brewery and something unusual someone did with their beard hair.Later, we also hear an unfortunate childhood poo story from a listener and Pete admits he’s been known to have a nibble on dog food. Dreadful.Send your stories and thoughts to [email protected]! **Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s been putting alcohol spray on his shoes, Luke’s been having Zoom mishaps and we’re all just too damn hot. We also talk about Toshiba, flying, wrestling and snooker!So put your feet up, crack open a Tyskie and tuck into a double Snickers!Get in touch at [email protected]! **Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, we have a chat about Jonathan Swan’s Donald Trump interview and ask what’s happened to all the planes since the coronavirus outbreak!We also reminisce about the 90s TV show MovieWatch and hear a clip from a man who has decided that every Star Wars film has the wrong title.AND we tuck into a load of emails from you lot, featuring one about things that only ever happen in movies and another on the Japanese ‘Bagel Head’ phenomenon!Get in touch at [email protected]!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another Monday, another installment of the Luke and Pete Show! In this episode we’re talking about mosquitos, 3D printed vitamins and fire poi. Also on today’s show, Luke reveals the time he offended Pete the most and Pete has an admission to make about the film Aliens. If that wasn’t enough to whet your appetite, there’s also an email from an anonymous listener about a dildo and a story about a fox with a passion for fashion.Get in involved at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s animals all round on today’s episode, as Luke and Pete chat about crufts, foxes and The Supervet.We’ve also got an amazing story about a man who was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a particularly insensitive location AND we’ve got an anechoic chamber update!Also on this show, we have a chat about Dark and we hear from a listener with a rare disease.Hit us up at [email protected], we love reading your emails!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, we ask whether it’s okay to put cheese coleslaw in a pot noodle and whether Pete will outlive Keith Richards. The conclusion to both is the same.We also hear about the Australian ‘bin chicken’ and we’ve got some amazing original noises from Mario 64 to play you.And if that wasn’t enough, Pete’s got a story about a faux pas he made at a garden party on Saturday when he got a little too overexcited with a power washer.Get in touch with us at [email protected]!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of The Luke and Pete Show, we’re reminiscing on some old school Glastonbury memories. Luke’s got some info on the micro economy that used to operate there in the 90s and Pete’s raging about an inflatable banana. We’ve also got some top tier examples of young people with old people’s names, Luke’s got a heartwarming story about red kites and Pete’s giving us an update on his horrible Swarfega habits.Today’s episode is full to brim with Sunny D, boxer shrimps and the finest Korean onions. Get it on!We’d love to hear from you, to get in touch with the show, email us at [email protected]!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s been in the wars with a neck injury but luckily he’s now on the road to recovery, which is why we’re bringing you an episode on a Tuesday this week. Apologies for the delay and thank you for your patience! On today’s Luke and Pete Show, we’re talking about American sports and the art of mixing glue. We also have a new player entering the game!What’s more, Luke’s got a surprising fact about the point furthest from the earth’s surface and Pete has a confession to make about using an unusual shower gel substitute. Warning: it’s dark. Plus, we’ve got a shocking email from a listener who accidentally destroyed a 5,000 year old corpse. What more could you ask for?We love hearing from you, so please do get in touch at [email protected].**Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's the point of a wind turbine that blows over due to excess wind? Absolute rubbish. Shouldn't be allowed. We discuss that today, as well as getting the latest on our quest to learn as much as we can about glass, before going big on graverobbing and traditional funerals. After that there's a deep dive on endangered species, with Pete being particularly concerned about the plight of the humble lemur. And, before we chip off, there's just enough time to take in some of your emails too, so don't miss that.If you want to join the celebrated ranks of those who have sent us an email, you can do so here: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete are back for another week of unplanned nonsense interspersed with your emails, and what a show we have for you today!There's an in-depth discussion on several famous Keiths (think Richards, Floyd, Flint, Harris and Lemon), and Pete updates us all on his latest situation regarding asthma. Elsewhere there's rolled ankles, pulled hamstrings, weird toes, an anechoic chamber update, and some stuff about Buzz Lightyear. All in all, an eclectic mix of absolute rubbish. [email protected] is the place to get in touch. We await your correspondence with baited breath. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s episode, we’re reminiscing about the glory days of Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares, the Crazy Frog and Motorola Razrs. We’re also debating our chances of survival in an apocalypse - would Luke’s car save him? Plus, Pete tells us about his Dad’s recent antics on Photoshop, we hear some alarming animal facts and we learn an interesting tidbit about clocks in films from a listener!We’d love to hear from you at [email protected], don’t hold back!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode we discuss a wrestler who lost his eye, the art of grave digging, and the sad passing of American actor Carl Reiner. Also on the show, there's talk of Wetherspoons, old beers that have been sat in barrels since March and general pub antics. Luke’s also remembering some of his mouse trap woes, we hear an interesting fact about crisp expiry dates (well, sort of interesting) and then we open the email lines to you about annoying things that happen in films but not real life!Don't forget to get in touch with us at [email protected]! Pete reads every single one of your emails!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, we imagine who would win in a Joe Wicks vs Mr Motivator face off. Choose your fighter.Elsewhere, we talk about face ID, magnet fishing videos and a worm that can regenerate itself over two hundred times. Plus, Luke’s purchased The Last of Us on PS4, which leads us into a big old chat about video games, as usual.In addition to all this, we hear from a marine biologist who has been working with seals to predict the weather and a whole load of you have got in touch with your stories about golf club etiquette, which is more interesting than it sounds.Get in touch at [email protected]! Don't hide your light under a bushel!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's LAPS, we're asking: What are the things you see happen most often in the movies that *never* happen in real life? Example: people sleeping with the curtains wide open for no reason.Elsewhere, Pete’s had an unfortunate financial mishap, there’s a man suing Twitch for highly questionable reasons, and we’re having a chat about the mind-bending Netflix drama Dark.Plus, Luke’s still loving his Nalgene, there’s a Twister sequel coming our way and the boys do a much needed, long overdue deep dive on Michael Flatley.Get in touch: [email protected]!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Luke and Pete Show begins with a serious discussion about the likelihood of being struck by a meteorite. And when you crunch the numbers it's not actually that comforting...We also reminisce about the Bill Paxton vehicle Twister and have a good old chat about some classic low budget horror films. Elsewhere, Pete’s got a Netflix documentary to recommend, Luke’s giving Nirvana some love, and one of our listeners has offended everyone at the golf club.Get involved at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode we’re discussing how Pete's sartorial approach to visiting different countries, and remembering the heady days when emo music was still cool.Elsewhere, have you ever thought what's doing most of the heavy lifting on a really hot or cold day? That's right, thermometers. Shout out to all the hardworking thermometers out there in Siberia, Miami and South Korea.Finally, listen in for a particularly enjoyable story about a man who dug 33 tonnes of clay out from beneath his own house. Don't try this at (or under your own) home!To get involved, send us your thoughts at [email protected]!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show Luke opens up about his toenail problem, we have a crack at diagnosing what on earth is going on with Prince Charles’ hands and Pete wonders whether he could outrun Michael Jordan...We’re also reminiscing about Big Brother and its role in the evolution of reality TV.Plus, Metallica, rockstar riders, Bill Murray and more on The Anarchist Cookbook. We’d love to hear from you! Get in touch here: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s episode features 80s indie music, Michael Fish and Phillip Schofield. But not all at the same time.Also on the show, Pete’s been having pints in the street (not near any statues, promise) and one listener has an amazing story about a bird’s nest.Plus Luke introduces us to Pheasant Island and questions why weather forecasts have been more unpredictable than ever since the coronavirus outbreak.Get in touch at [email protected]!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s an email special! Today we’re reading a whole load of emails from you lot, including one from a man who has had a particularly unfortunate experience in a public toilet, and one from a disgruntled gamer who has a bone to pick with Pete.Also on today’s ep, a listener has got in touch with a list of times this show has predicted the future, we’ve got some mind boggling maths, some grievances with online quizzing, and we’re discussing the development of glass. Again. Keep the emails rolling in at [email protected]! ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another Luke and Pete Show! This episode we’re chatting about Pete’s dim sum, sharing lessons we learnt from visiting Haven holiday camps and marvelling at some of the best things astronauts have taken into space... Also on today's show, we spend some time marvelling at 2020's Val Kilmer and despairing at Mark Zuckerburg, and we discuss the 2018 film Annihilation. Possibly for the second time, we can't quite remember.It’s another busy Monday on The Luke and Pete Show, get stuck in!Thursday’s going to be an email special, so keep the good stuff coming to [email protected] **Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s Luke and Pete Show, Luke’s temporarily replaced by Pete’s theremin, we’re advancing the theory on how many holes a straw has and we’re showing some love to glam rock icon Marc Bolan.Also on today's episode we’re weighing up the merits of drive-in nightclubs (is Donny for or against?), and televised pub sports.Plus, we hear the man who can beep like a car horn. And he can really, genuinely do it. Phenomenal.We'd love to hear from you at [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s another Monday which means it’s another Luke and Pete show! Today we’re talking sun cream, paper walls and inappropriate songs. Plus, Pete tells us about his brand new theremin, we consider the whereabouts of noughties pop band Alphabeat, and we marvel at the Chicago horseman. Get stuck in and send us an email at [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this fine Thursday we’re talking about such glamorous topics as outer space, The Land of Fire and Jurassic Park. And on a slightly less glamorous note, we’re discussing whelks, Jeremy Clarkson, and how many holes there are in a straw. When you think about it, it gets really weird. Also on today’s episode, we get an update from the official Luke and Pete Show tarantula and we hear from a listener who found something very strange when they moved into their new house.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello! We’re delighted to bring you a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show on this fine bank holiday Monday! On today’s show, we’re talking breakfasts, a clandestine plot involving an e-gamer and a racing driver, and the beauty of a curry. Plus Pete’s hatching a new business plan involving takeaway pints and Luke tells a story about when he first smoked a cigar. Also coming up, we hear from a listener who had a particularly big day out in the 90s which involved consuming copious amounts of Metz, and we’ve got a hot take on doorstep nappies from a postman.  Send us your favourite examples of songs being used inappropriately, or just get in touch to say hi at [email protected]! **Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thursday which means we’re back with a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show!Today we’re expanding on Monday’s conversation about anechoic chambers, as well as discussing a certain substance that has been wreaking havoc for eels in the River Thames.Luke also has another bash at quantum physics, we get excited for the Tony Hawk remaster and Pete’s got some top tips for a better night’s sleep.Drop us a line at [email protected]!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s episode features lost Deliveroo orders, a man plagued by his next door neighbour’s disgusting habit, and drag racing in electric cars. That's right, it’s another eclectic week on the Luke and Pete Show!Also on this episode, we discuss career-ending behaviour, Jumanji and the Whittlesey Straw Bear Festival.Plus, the email section has us reminiscing about some classic 90s drinks, and we hear from a man whose dad has gone to unspeakable lengths to avoid paying the full price for printer cartridges. It can only be described as ultimate dad behaviour.We’d really love to hear from you, so get in touch with the show at [email protected]!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s episode begins with some admiration for legendary musician Florian Schneider who sadly passed away last week.Elsewhere, Pete’s dreaming of building a soundless room, and he introduces us to the wonders of the YouTube channel ‘Look Mum No Computer’.Plus, there’s some art critiquing, as we look back on the glory days of drawyourdad.com, and one of the listeners has found an Italia 90 t-shirt which has been stuck in the darkest depths of his childhood bedroom for thirty years.All that, and The Sopranos as well. What more could you possibly want?Keep the emails coming to [email protected]! ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show Luke and Pete are reflecting on the amazing life of Little Richard, as well as discussing a curious floating hotel and the possibility of a huge tube which could take us from Earth to outer space. Strap in for a heady mix of rock and roll and Luke’s quantum physics.Also coming up, Pete’s being confronted for wandering the streets with bananas in his pockets and there’s the question - how much would you pay to go for a pint with Matthew McConaughey in a British pub?Thanks to everyone who’s been getting in touch recently, we love reading your emails! Send us one if you fancy, it’s [email protected]! ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to today's LAPS! This time around we’re talking about how Elon Musk managed to wipe $14bn off Tesla’s value with a single tweet, and Luke managing to wipe roughly the same amount off his personal brand by playing The Witcher and talking about it!There's also accents, TOWIE, radio voices and a story about what zoo animals have been getting up to since lockdown hit.All that, plus the boys share what they would do if they swapped bodies for the day and we’re reading an email from a listener who broke down in one of the remotest parts of the UK.Get stuck in and fire us an email at [email protected]!**Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Since the lockdown started, memes have got danker, Kanye’s become a billionaire and Pete’s grown confident enough to challenge Post Malone on his drink selection. That's right, it’s another episode of The Luke and Pete Show!Also, there's Nike tennis socks, more on the flaming tar barrels in Ottery St. Mary, some bits and pieces about Dave Grohl, and a delivery for Flat 3...Get in touch with us [email protected], we always love hearing from you!**Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete turns 39 today! As a birthday treat, this show features an email about a red fireman’s thong, a story about a man experiencing a particularly bad midlife crisis and tales from Pete’s days working at the zoo.Also on today’s episode, we’re talking about iPods, mountains and a man whose given himself a new tattoo every single day of the lockdown.All that is soundtracked by D:Ream’s 90s track ‘Things Can Only Get Better’, which has apparently been blasting out all over Nottingham.Happy Birthday Donny!If you’ve spent your birthday in lockdown, or you just have an excellent story, tell us about it: [email protected]!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s email section has been described by Luke as ‘the best week since September 2018’, which is high praise indeed. We’ve got people running through the street with flaming barrels of tar, potato guns, and the discovery and exploration of a long-neglected shed!Also on today’s show: Rugrats, aggressive lemons, and a questionable depiction of a bunch of superheroes bowing down to some nurses. Meanwhile, Pete’s become more woke than ever and Luke’s *still* drinking from his Nalgene.We’d love for you to get in touch, hit us up at [email protected]!**Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s episode starts with Pete holding in a burp, and goes downhill from there...The boys are discussing the resilience of the humble tin foil hat vs the powerful waves of 5G, plus great sporting memorabilia, skitching and yet more batteries (we’re nothing if not consistent). Also on the show, Luke recounts treasuring a water bottle from a performer at Haven holiday camp and shockingly, Pete persuades Luke to do something unspeakable to a Nintendo Switch cartridge.  Get in touch with all your missives at [email protected], we’d especially love to hear your lockdown tips! **Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode features pumpkins, cradle snatching, a violent medieval ball game and a discussion about what constitutes a real ale.Also on today’s show, Luke’s got news on the return of the ‘last cruise ship on Earth’ and Pete’s received a DM about borrowmydoggy.com. It’s another big week for the Luke and Pete Show!Get in touch with your lockdown strategies at [email protected], we’d love to hear from you! Pete’s gone even more mad, so he needs all the lockdown survival tips he can get. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday to you all! On today's Luke and Pete Show we discuss the chilling development that Pete might be renting a dog during lockdown, before apologising to the entire state of Illinois for forgetting about them last week. Yeah, sorry about that.Elsewhere there's Coolish, cheese rolling and Chinese takeaways before we listen to your stories about MSN Messenger, bids to impress girls, and plenty more besides. Oh, and stick around until the end for a textbook Donaldson meltdown about, of all things, the misunderstanding of improvisation in comedy.To email, it's: [email protected]  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back in their barracks and Pete is fresh to the party with some wicked whispers about MailOnline and a certain pop star. Ooooh, who could it be? Tune in to find out. Elsewhere we discuss what certain movie characters should be doing to help the world during this pandemic, our general problems with photography, and Pete dishes out some much-needed cable advice. A proper public service.To get in touch, and we'd love you to, it's: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show where two grown men who used to sit inside talking to each other about the mundanities of life have been forced, due to the lockdown, to sit inside and talk to each other about the mundanities of life.This time around, we hear of a listener who thought he was going to die, another listener who genuinely thought he had died, and then a handful of whales that were, in fact, unequivocally dead. There's also fake news, 5G, and the world's slowest work canteen.Don't miss it, and make sure you contribute yourself, by emailing us here: [email protected]***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and a very happy Monday to you all! On today's episode of The Luke and Pete Show, our two eponymous antiheroes discuss the films of John Hughes, facial hair (or lack of it), and Pete tells us a story of a man who made a clay guitar. Elsewhere there's the social impact of a certain swear word, the time Pete popped an entire bottle of champagne to himself before going to bed because he felt light-headed, and finally we hear a truly chilling tale involving an elaborate CCTV set up and Tony Blackburn. Don't worry, it's not what you think. There's the best of your stories too, so stick around for those and to get involved yourself it's [email protected]!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As promised on Monday's episode, today we share with you an adorable twitter account run by a security guard at a cowboy museum. Check it out now, before things inevitably go south. We also deliver our verdict on the hit Netflix series Tiger King, and wonder how on Earth anyone could have predicted a combination of methamphetamine and wild animals would be so explosive.Elsewhere there's a man making essentially the same mistake twice trying to impress a girl, there's talk of the most handsome man in Japan and we field a glasses-related dilemma.We love you. If you love us too then let us know: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Monday! It's another day under lockdown, another day in the corps, and what could be better than listening to the latest missive from two degenerate bedroom dwellers like Luke and Pete? This time around, the show covers the following: the role of socks in porn, the prevalence of Dadsapp chats and their content (including key jpeg compression information), classic sitcoms, the three golden rules of sitting around your house, and we hear from another man who's spent time in a beer bath.To get in touch, it's: [email protected]. We'd love to hear from you!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday! Another day in paradise/lockdown. As the isolation starts to take its toll, Pete spends a lot of this show talking about cables and USB devices from within his tiny recording box. In a new world order where electronics are the currency, would Pete be king?The boys also run the rule over Gerard Butler, the perils of the sofa industry, a debate around the lending of money one night in Berlin, and finally, we hear a frankly ridiculous story about one of our listeners having a tete-a-tete with an angry sheep.Let us know how you've tried to impress a boy/girl: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete is back from his latest overseas sojourn and, let's be fair, he's walked right into the middle of an absolute shitshow. Soho is deserted, save for a few blokes wandering around taking photos of the deserted streets, and poor old Luke doesn't know when he's going to get to see his pal again next!But, nevertheless, we press on regardless. Today, there's chat about online dates, a listener in Japan has found money on the floor, and a drunken couple have taken a bath in some beer. There's loads more besides, including Naked Gun, video games and stupid things we've done to impress girls.To get involved: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this second episode of The Laura and Luke Show, Laura talks about what it's like living with an Australian man (spoiler: it appears to be pretty much *exactly* how you'd imagine), we find out what her parents really think of her, and there's a harrowing story about her mother encountering what she thought was a dead person on a flight.We also spend quite a bit of time talking about how important it is to be domestically competent, and there's plenty of your stories as well. To tell us about how good you are at DIY or to complete any of our ongoing homework tasks, get in touch: [email protected]   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the absence of Pete, Luke is joined by Laura Kirk of Stakhanov's Revisiting to discuss some tales in the life of Florida Man, why she likes going to the cinema alone and just what it's like living with an Andrew Flintoff obsession.We also hear from some more listeners whose drunken shortcuts have gone awry, try to understand why cryptic crosswords are so hard and discover an entirely new type of beer situation that will probably leave you with a sore throat.To get in touch, it's: [email protected], or @lukeandpeteshow on Twitter***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode we’re discussing bull fighting, ‘dining & dashing’ and a problematic home remedy which utilises frozen sliced potatoes. Also coming up, we’re reading some of your near death experiences, including a hazardous tale from a noughties trip to Malia and a man who, despite all the odds, survived a drunken encounter with a horse.All that, and something about bath beers! Do your homework and slip us a DM at [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the start of the week which means a brand new episode of the Luke and Pete Show. On today’s show, we’re talking about the coronavirus, crufts and a pig who managed to set fire to a farm in North Yorkshire, using nothing but feces and a digested pedometer. Also on the show, Pete’s taken a trip to Southampton, Mel Brooks has a thing or two to say about The One Show and we’re considering whether or not to test the waters with explosive lithium batteries and eating uranium.Plus we’re catching up with some of your ‘Florida man’ headlines.It’s jam packed! Get in touch at [email protected]  ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back in April of 2009, three men were unceremoniously ejected from their London-based radio show and asked to never return. Something they'd said on the airwaves? Possibly. Or was 'the man' worried about the unwavering grassroots support (dare we say love) for the trio amongst the swell of G20 protesters that stamped past their window that spring morning? We may never know. But they're back for one last half hour of shouting and awful language.Listen to Clash Of The Titles with Alex Zane here: http://hyperurl.co/ClashpodAnd get Pete and Marc Haynes on Wrestle Me here: http://hyperurl.co/wrestlemeSlide into our DMs: [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not sure where to start with this one to be honest.If you were unlucky enough to experience the Alex Zane breakfast show between 2007 and 2009 you'll probably be on nodding terms with this nonsense, but for everyone else - Luke is away this week so it was Pete's turn to bring in some buddies.Listen to Clash Of The Titles with Alex Zane here: http://hyperurl.co/ClashpodAnd get Pete and Marc Haynes on Wrestle Me here: http://hyperurl.co/wrestlemeSlide into our DMs: [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're here to gently usher in the weekend with another episode of The Luke & Pete Show. Come on in, get the kettle on and put your feet up.Today we take a whirlwind tour through the likes of Tyson Fury, new Netflix series The Stranger and the mad escapades of general Floridian men. Plus, ever wondered about the battery capacity of drones as they battle against the wind? We've got you covered.Send us your homework answers and your best 'Florida Man' headlines to: [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've got another round in The Luke and Pete Show chamber, ready to fire it at ya on this drizzly Monday. Luke's been to the Tutankhamun exhibition this weekend, so we discuss the unrelenting admin involved in burying a pharaoh alongside a multitude of prized possessions. We also hear from Tyson Fury's spiritual coach on his LinkedIn page and a listener emails in with heartwarming tale of his baby called John.Slide into our DMs: [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thursday, which means a brand new episode of The Luke & Pete Show. Luke’s bought a new video game and Pete’s unimpressed by his choice. Meanwhile, Pete enlightens us with some rather alarming age gaps in Disney characters’ relationships. Elsewhere, there’s some chat about a Lou Reed playlist, a new type of beer enters the conversation, and we run the rule over reality television.We’re also talking about weird things you’ve found in your gardens, and there’s a particularly shocking story involving a grandad, a spade and an innocent heron. You probably know where that’s going...Your homework for this week is to tell us about your most memorable encounter with a telemarketer! Hit us at [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s back baby! And he’s already had an undignified ride on the back of Luke’s Lime bike, an image the people of North London are unlikely to forget anytime soon.He’s also got a present for Luke from a Japanese capsule machine and he shares some amazing tales about his trip, including a story about the Japanese tsunami of 2011, and spending some time seaweed farming.Also on today’s show - we’re hearing about some of the things your parents hate the most about you (and yes, you can hear what Pete's Dad really thinks of him) and there’s also a discussion that ends up with Pete's body parts scattered all over London. You've been warned.Send your very best emails to [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack’s stepped into Pete’s shoes once more, and has joined Luke for one final guest episode of the Luke and Pete show.On today’s show, we’re talking Valentine’s Day plans (or lack thereof), how to get a million subscribers on Youtube and why Jack’s grandad can’t resist shouting ‘snowflake’ or ‘fake news’ at any opportunity.There’s also some discussion surrounding the age old conundrum of what to do when faced with a blocked toilet, and Jack tells a story about accidentally shouting some expletives at an innocent old lady, after getting a little too invested in the Paranormal Activity films.Pete’s back on Monday to rejoin the usual shenanigans. Do your homework and drop us a line at [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Pete still in Japan, we’re kicking off Monday with special guest Jack Dean, also known as the driving force behind ‘JaackMaate’s Happy Hour’!Jack sat down to talk about what it’s like to be a Youtuber, why Norwich is way better than London and to justify his habit of dunking toast in his tea.There’s also more debate to be had about the ultimate beer, as this week the rather questionable suggestion of a ‘hospital beer’, courtesy of a listener, comes under scrutiny, and there’s some serious discussion about Sunday League Football, winding up elderly relatives, and finishing Escape Rooms. Get involved with the show: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a huge scrambled eggs debate to be had in the studio today as Set Meals Sam has been criticised for his folding technique. How do *you* make scrambled eggs, let us know! And, should they be renamed 'folded eggs'? Also available on your all-new and completely free of charge episode, we have bedtime routines, we hear of a burglary, and we also discover the *greatest* video game theme of all time, bar none. Seriously. It's so good.To email in your homework on the last time you spoke to a stranger and why, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Monday and it's time for a very special episode of The Luke and Pete Show! The Pete part of the equation is off gallivanting around Japan (don't worry - he sent us a voice message for the show), and so Luke is joined by one half of food podcast Set Meals, the esteemed Samuel Ashton Smith!Luke and Sam talk the perfect burger, the perfect type of beer and get into what it was like growing up in The Valleys of Wales. They also take the time to read through some of your emails before marking your homework as well (weird things in gardens etc), so stick around for that.To get involved, it's: [email protected]***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has found what he believes to be the best toilet that's ever been created, a toilet so good that it can safely and easily dispatch several hundred acorns. And yes, you read that correctly.Also on your all-new episode of today's Luke and Pete Show, we find out about a public footpath that's been re-routed due to a prevalence of naturists, we find out more about the great Bob Hawke, and then there's some chat about fracking.We also set you some brand new homework, so don't miss that. Make sure to get your submissions into [email protected]!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast- provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why has Pete brought a meat thermometer into the office? That's point number one on today's Luke and Pete Show agenda, swiftly followed by getting to the bottom of some graffiti that Donny partook in as a child. Naughty naughty...Elsewhere, there's talk of Nalgene sponsoring the show (although sadly that talk is coming exclusively from Luke), and we find out the weirdest thing one of our listeners has dug up in their garden, as well as hearing about some of those sweet free DVDs you guys received when purchasing your very first DVD players.To get in touch: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you were given one punch that was as powerful as Anthony Joshua's, how and when would you use it? That's just one of the questions Luke and Pete attempt to answer on today's episode, which also features in-studio challenges, world record attempts and yet more attic finds.Pete also sets your this weekend's homework and you have two assignments to choose from. Special bonus LAPS points for those who take on both tasks. We can't wait to hear from you.To send in your homework, or indeed to email us about anything, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and a very warm welcome to today's episode of The Luke and Pete Show, thanks for joining us! This episode we learn of someone with a fart machine at a live snooker event, and it can't have been Pete because he spent the weekend in Seville. His alibi is watertight. Elsewhere, there's chat about what you should and shouldn't stick in the dishwasher, the 1992 World's Fair, and of course all the things you've found in your respective attics. Believe us when we say, there's some absolutely belting stuff up there.To get in touch, hit us up here: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever knowingly downloaded a podcast that is 30% Hairy Bikers content, 30% emails about animals killed in Canadian suburbs and 40% about The Brittas Empire? Well, you have now, and we make no apology for that. You'll never look back.We also take the time to trawl through a load more of your missives (and bloody great they are too), and for the first time ever, set you, the listeners, some weekend homework! That's right, we want you to listen for the all-new homework section and report back to us on Monday with your findings. No excuses, now!Come find us on Twitter @lukeandpeteshow or email us: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are some troubling developments reaching LAPS towers. Firstly, there have been some satanic killings in the New Forest, but secondly and arguably much more importantly Pete has been spending his Sunday night vaping. We all knew this day would come, and here it is. There's no way a man with such an interest in gadgetry could hold off forever. How troubled should you be? Listen in to find out.Elsewhere, there's spam, The Mousetrap, moths, Knives Out and loads more, including the types of sketches Pete used to get in trouble for at school.Come find us on Twitter @lukeandpeteshow or email us: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Remember Mr Frosty? No-one owned one. You only ever saw them on adverts. Did they even sell them? Pete wants to know if they had a strong blade inside in order to cut up the ice. He's going to look for one on eBay. Elsewhere we hear about a man who got a tattoo in front of someone famous but didn't realise, find out the best way to crack a nut, and run the rule over The Witcher. There's also a man who has bought more San Pellegrino than anyone else, and a few musical treats into the bargain. Tell us how you really feel: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the second episode of 2020, and Pete is pretty happy at the moment. He rates his happiness at an 8.0/10.0 but wants to keep an eye on it. Very sensible. If it goes below a 6.0 he's going to let us all know.On today's episode we learn a bit more about both Pete and Luke's respective families, hear of a friend that buries dead animals in his back garden and then digs them up when they've decomposed, and marvel at the wonder of local facebook groups.To get involved, and we'd bloody love you to, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy New Year! It's 2020, can you believe, so Luke and Pete take a good squizz through what is likely to happen in this, the highest year on record. There's flexible screens, space travel, tarantulas a listener perhaps didn't quite expect, and a hilarious Italian man trying to pronounce a word. Trust us when we say, his English is still far better than our Italian.Elsewhere there's Spam, prison labour, your emails (including a frankly horrific one about a spider) and some neat sound effects too, so don't miss em.To be involved: [email protected]*** Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast- provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks! *** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's that weird period between Christmas and New Year where nothing actually happens, so given that you quite literally have nothing else to do, why not treat yourself to this episode of The Luke and Pete Show? If you do, you'll hear stories of minidisc players, lessons that can be learned from video games, lyrics courtesy of The Vandals, and a quick whizz through Pete's YouTube history. Don't worry, it's largely family friendly.We of course take the time to read through some of your stories as well, as ever. To submit one yourself, it's [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The title of this episode tells you everything you need to know about what Pete bought Stewart for Christmas, and we think he's going to be bloody happy about it. This episode, we hear about a boiler that finally packed up after a colossal 48 years, Pete runs us through the top Hartlepudlian nightspots this Christmas (including one where you can purchase a pint for just £1.99), a man blows up his car up by accident using air freshener and there are loads, and we do mean loads, of stories about meeting Gladiators. We're building up quite the collection.We hope you're enjoying your Boxing Day, wherever you are, and that this episode of LAPS goes well with your meals of leftovers and hard liquor.Don't hide your light under a bushel, email us today: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's officially Christmas week which means that Luke and Pete are changing, well nothing at all really. It's more of the same old LAPS from the PALS, and we start by doing a deep dive on Frankie Cocozza. And we can safely say we're the only podcast anywhere in the world doing that this week.Elsewhere, there's some talk of trains, Peaky Blinders chat, Pete's found a picture he likes of an old fashioned diving suit, and a listener emails us with a 1,400 word email about the tea drinking habits of different cultures around the world. Drink it in.Email us: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's been binge watching TV shows for a comfort blanket after he's had to rein back his Chinese takeaway addiction. You cannot go on spending £50 a week on Chinese food forever, it's just not sustainable. And if you learn just one thing from today's episode make sure it's that.There's also an airing of grievances, Masterchef chat, lifting the lid on yet more Gladiators, more time discussing Pete's Only Fools and Horses obsession, and the dangers inherent within the sausage meat scene.Don't be pigheaded! Email us: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to an all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! As we're now firmly in the middle of the festive period, we talk Christmas parties, Christmas dinner and all sorts of other traditions into the bargain.Elsewhere, there's wedding garb, there's DIY skills and there's sports teams using Super Mario music during games - something that should be encouraged, in our opinion.There's plenty of your stories as well, and to get in touch and have your say it's [email protected] and you can get us @lukeandpeteshow on Twitter. Ciao ciao!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's annoying when people get things wrong, isn't it? Song lyrics, names, quotes from movies etc. Luke and Pete spend a bit of time bemoaning that (while no doubt getting loads wrong themselves), before moving on to talking about how boring celebrity chefs are which stimulates a story from Pete about Heston Blumenthal's son.Speaking of Pete, he's been arguing with his Dad again. "What about?", we hear you cry. Well, file sizes of whatsapp attachments. Obviously.There's Only Fools and Horses, sausage meat, 100 year old humans and lots more besides, as well as your emails too. Join [email protected] to get in touch with us, we'd love to hear from you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's been working with Niko Rosberg, a man with lovely soft hands, apparently. That, as is the custom for Luke and Pete, descends into a conversation about handshakes and after that we naturally sidestep into Janet Jackson, Jared Leto, The Big Breakfast (again) and The Beastie Boys. All separately, obviously.There's plenty of chat from you guys too via your excellent emails, and if you want to send one of your own you can do so here: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the last of our much-vaunted, hugely well received Hands Across The Atlantic trilogy, Luke takes Pete through yet more Vermont news, including a story that is so far up Pete's street it might as well invent its own infant chip bowl helmet.Elsewhere, there's news from the World Sauna Championships, Pete tells us all about a £1 a night hotel, we discuss the much-maligned Disney movie Song of the South, and we find out what Pete is looking for in a neighbourhood when he eventually decides to leave Soho.To be a bigger part of this than you are already: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke's still in Vermont, but don't let that put you off. Today's episode comes in the form of an impromptu movie special, including thoughts on such titles as Big Trouble in Little China, Predator, Last Christmas and plenty more. We also take the time to reminisce about Flavor of Love, the hugely memorable reality show featuring Flava Flav, wonder what the month of December will have in store for us all, and learn about the great northern tradition of Black Eye Friday. Stay safe, drinkers.To get involved in this entirely foul jamboree, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings not just from London but also from The Green Mountain State! That's right, although Pete (for once) is stuck in London, Luke is coming to you live and direct from Vermont ahead of Thanksgiving week.In a world first for The Luke and Pete Show, our two eponymous manchildren shoot the breeze while 3,317 miles apart. But don't sweat, the chat is still as electric as ever and this week includes talk about trying to be cool in front of younger people, Reebok Pumps, and Pete's inability to stop talking about Milwaukee.There's plenty of your stories too, and to have one considered for the show yourself, drop us a line: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's Pete's spirit animal? Another episode to brighten your Monday. Start the week with Rod Stewart's train set (sorry... model railway), Rick Stein's new food show and an explanation of the colour of eggs. Also, and we take no pleasure in saying it, but someone's been using nappies as tea towels...Get in touch with your finest at [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke & Pete are back and answering life's big questions as always. Questions such as: Where can you buy the best mince pie? What happened to 90s classic The Big Breakfast? Does Megalodon exist? Everything you've ever wanted answered.Lock in and send us your thoughts at [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this chilly November Monday, Luke & Pete are talking about their favourite interviews - Tom Cruise has been accused of trying to nick a packet of fags and Pete's had a boozy weekend in Helsinki. Couldn't get hold of a can of Stella for love nor [email protected] is the place to get in touch with your thoughts. Don't be shy!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete are back in the studio together for the first time in a week or so, and after their sojourn to the US and Canada. What have they learnt? Tune in to find out...Pete's lost his laptop, he celebrated being back in the UK by eating in Hard Rock Cafe (obviously), and the boys discover a story about a puppy with a tail on its head. How cute. Elsewhere there's talk from listeners about secret families, there's Dads being weird and there's the great British tradition of clearing out the [email protected] is the place to send your stories. Don't sleep on it!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke & Pete bring you another stateside episode, this time from Brooklyn baby!Come along whilst we wander the streets, talking all things USA: punk bands in school buses, American sports stars and getting told off in bars.We're be back in the studio for Thursday's episode (if Pete's escaped prison by then), so enjoy this last episode from across the [email protected] is where you can hit us up with all your missives!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a special show today recorded on the bustling streets of New York City! Luke & Pete are jaywalking their way down 7th Avenue, talking pizza, hockey and touring.Luke's on the hunt for lip balm, and Pete's had a run-in with a toilet... Join [email protected] is where you can get in touch with all your missives!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just what are the best all time 90s Saturday night TV shows? Luke loves Big Break, Pete is a Gladiators fan, but there's loads more. Also: ever hear the one about Pete meeting Michael Barrymore? Now there's a story you don't want to miss...On today's show we also discuss Postman Pat, people who try and sell you things in pubs, and the latest debacle involving Pete and his PC processor. There's loads more besides, so don't sleep on [email protected] for all your missives!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which celebrities have the wettest mouths? Tune in to today's Luke and Pete Show to find out. It's a bizarre subject to discuss but Pete is really passionate about it, and so here we are. Elsewhere, we take in the best and worst budget hotels, talk about Christmas sandwiches and get an update on Eamonn Holmes.There's also plenty of your stories too, which you can email in on [email protected] a great weekend!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We start today's show by discussing the best ever tweets, before turning our attention to the late, great David Bowie's opinion on the nascent internet. After that Pete wants to talk Elton John- so we do that for a bit- and then we find out about the best birthday presents passed down from father to son.In addition to all this, Luke meets Pete's parents for the first time (a big step in any relationship) and we hear some of your stories as well, this time about the interior light in your car, 80s video games and lots more.To get in touch, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here are the notes that Luke took from this episode with the apparent hope of writing a synopsis about it:'Eyebrows', 'tabloid newspapers', 'ferret', 'Breaking Bad', 'hair cuts', and 'memes'.Make of that what you will. There's a vague memory of a metal band doing a Billy Ocean cover as well, but to be honest the ol' synapses aren't what they were so bear with us.Get at us: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back, back from outer space, we just walked in and saw you sat there with that look upon your face. This time around we take the time to critique the new-look Postman Pat, and then riff quite a bit on eggs. There's chat about Sheffield, there's Philip Pullman, and then there's also a bit about soundtracks to TV shows.We also do our bit to air your views as well, so stick around for that. To email us, it's [email protected]. We look forward to hearing from you! Have a great week!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday, guys! Great to see you all back here for another dose of your bi-weekly Luke and Pete Show. We're almost at the weekend, so what better way to celebrate than to talk about Alexey Leonov, snooker, the best way to build your own computer and the things that people always say without thinking about it. There's also your emails too, and this time around they include cast iron skillet tossing. What more needs to be [email protected] is the place for all your missives. Treat us.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show universe, an environment in which opinions can be expressed freely, secrets can be kept, and Pete Donaldson's lessons for living a good life can be heard in full.This time around it's TV shows, how to disguise a cat as a dog, gravy and much, much more.There's also a top tip from a listener on how to commit a murder legally, but Luke and Pete aren't convinced of the veracity of the claim. To have your say on that, or indeed anything else, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! Happy Thursday! Before we head off on the latest leg of our theatre tour with Football Ramble Live (tickets at http://ramblelive.com), we take time to hear of a man who got upset that he failed his driving test and so sped off before anyone could stop him, we find out if cryptocurrency can turn you gay (clue: it can't), and we welcome the return of the great Chris Morris.There's your emails too, including one about the inner machinations of Amazon Alexa which is not to be missed. Are 'they' listening in to us? You bet your butts they are. Frightening.For emails, it's: [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode of The Luke and Pete Show begins with chat about a recent visit to Northampton to experience their intriguing town centre (Cash Converters, vaping shops, covered markets etc) and continues on with a diversity of subjects, including man caves, Pete's various ailments, the US Embassy and much, much more.There's also your emails and stories too, as ever, including one this time about the naming of exoplanets. Fascinating stuff to two ignoramuses like us. Enjoyable!To get involved: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a while but on today's show we delve back into the conspiracy theory/apocryphal tale arena, thanks to an over-exuberant listener who may or may not be old enough to know better. Bless.On safer territory, there's the World Stone Skimming Championship and Pete possibly being the most bored Luke has ever seen him. We also discuss the rules of a duel (seconds out!), some stuff on boxing (seconds out again!), we hear from the great Fred Trueman, and then get into a chat with the lesser-spotted Pilot Claud! Yep, there's another one in our ranks! We'll have enough for our own air force soon...To out yourself as a pilot, a cannibal, a world-class stone skimmer or anything else for that matter, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How do you sleep? Pete wishes he could just take his arms off. It would make the whole ordeal easier. One thing that would definitely make life more entertaining is having Samuel L Jackson voicing your Alexa - something that is now actually possible thanks to our overlords at Amazon, so we discuss that as well.Elsewhere there's talk of testicles, Michael Gove's demeanour, and the ways and means of making KFC gravy— which is not for the faint hearted, believe us. Probably won't stop either of us eating it, mind.To get in touch: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke's been to Churchill War Rooms and Pete's been to McDonald's. Both places include technology of interest, one related to the safety and survival of millions of people in a war and one to get Chicken McNuggets to people more effectively. On today's LAPS there's chemicals with funny names, dinosaurs separated by millions of years, a man from Hartlepool breaking into abandoned buildings with 'mixed' results, and lots more. Don't sleep on it.To send us a subject for rumination and comment: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In seismic news, not just for the LAPS community but the UK cultural scene at large, the members of seminal pop-punk band One Eyed Willy reformed for one night only to see Less Than Jake at the O2 Academy Birmingham. Founding member Pete Donaldson explains all.Elsewhere, there's the usual mixture of bull semen, AirBnB stories, full English breakfasts, UFOs and loads more. You know the drill by now.To complain or suggest things to make the show better: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bit of a meme special this one as we contemplate what Pete would do to maximise his revenue should he become a meme. There's talk of a meme refuge, appearances on chat shows, reaching out to other meme victims, the lot.In other news we cover subjects including cat's urine, drone warfare, Dave Grohl and Rick Astley. This show is nothing if not diverse.Have a great weekend. See ya next time!To get in touch: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to today's episode of The Luke and Pete Show, with your hosts Pete Donaldson and Luke Moore. On this edition of the show literally no-one is talking about, we hear of a man who invited a clown along to his redundancy meeting, wonder about the latest unfortunate incident befalling Jeremy Renner, and discuss our respective presences on Reddit.Elsewhere, there's the Peaky Blinders Festival which has annoyed Pete for some reason, and we hear about your stories from over the last week via the medium of email, at [email protected]. Go tell it to the mountain!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We can't believe it's taken this amount of episodes but finally we get around to the conversations we had about sex education when we were kids, and as you'd probably expect there are a few startling revelations from Pete Donaldson involving his Dad and his friend's Dad. We also find time on today's episode to laud John Cleese despite his problems, Pete gets very confused about the lyrics to a Lisa Stansfield song and we also read through plenty of your emails. Business as usual, really. But hey, it's what you all know and love so let's roll with it.To get in touch with your own sex education stories, it's: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to an all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, it's lovely to have you with us. This time around, we talk a lot about the hierarchy of the bad guys in Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, Pete gets confused about Doctor Who and then we all get confused by the appeal of Jeremy Renner.Elsewhere there's dogs eating things (again), more tea chat, and Pete deviates from his tried and trusted succulent Chinese meal with disastrous consequences. You have been warned.To tell us what you think about Jeremy Renner, email us: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That's right, episode 199.5, not 200. 200 is on its way at some point but Pete won't let it pass without a fanfare and so we've recorded episode 199.5 instead. Expect plenty of talk about the pope getting stuck in a lift, a huge amount of correspondence about tea (British people are so predictable) and a retelling of a classic joke.Elsewhere, a listener gets in touch claiming to know someone with both Luke and Pete's names, we hear from plenty of Euans/Ewans and we hear from a medical professional regarding testicles. Don't miss it.To get in touch: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke's spent the weekend in a field with some pals, drinking cider. It's like being 15 all over again. Meanwhile Pete has got a huge issue with educational programming, particularly that one where they all get naked.Pilot Gav has also been in touch and weighed in on the UFO debate- giving more power to Pete's elbow- and we hear of a group of people stranded on the Isles of Scilly after a ferry broke down. To send us an email, hit us up here: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everyone's stealing this week. Whether it's sand, heads from a tourist attraction or something else, it feels like everyone is at it. Hell in a handcart, we're sure you agree.In other news, there's chat from Pete about Silk Road, there's chat from our listeners about how not to make a cup of tea, and a poor chap gets in touch about his testicular surgery. In addition to all of this we also get stuck right in to some basement waterproofing chat, so stick around for that.Something to get off your chest? It's [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How did it take us until episode 197 to mention that cornflakes were invented by a man on a mission to stop masturbation? Pete claims to have known about it all along, but we're pretty sure it's never been a topic of discussion on LAPS.Elsewhere, there are more UFO sightings as the phenomena reaches epidemic proportions among our listenership, despite Pete having absolutely none of it. There's also allegations of space fraud, a debunking of the 10,000 hours myth and a quest to find out for certain how many Euans are listening.To get in touch: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do they do with zoo elephants after they've died? Pete thinks he has the answer, but Luke isn't convinced. What Luke is convinced about though is the hilarious nature of Pete's gaming chair, something he feels may be putting off prospective romantic partners due to the cache of chilli beef that's fallen down the sides. Disgusting.On the listener front, we hear from another man who thinks he's seen a UFO, we hear of someone who almost had a disastrous experience with a surgeon, and there's also room for a burgeoning new topic - strange things confiscated by teachers.Oh, and if you see a wedding cake on your travels, don't put your face in it. You'll understand why after listening...Email us: [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Luke and Pete Show time here at Stakhanov, and on this damp and dreary Monday we try and brighten things up with a good old fashioned, healthy look at all the things that have interested us across these past few days.Expect UFOs, Japanese mascots, Mindhunter, and Luke having his hair accidentally doused in a foreign liquid when he least expected it. Elsewhere, there's Pete's trumps, a quick chat about The Killers and plenty more. Preach!Email us! Go on, ya know you want to: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you're have a tough old week at work, don't worry, you're nearly there now. It's Thursday, and Luke and Pete have got your back for another half an hour or so. Kick back and relax listening to tales of a dolphin playing keepie-ups with a jellyfish, the price Pete would want for his different body parts, and the week our two eponymous heroes spent in bed together in Johannesburg back in 2010.And if that isn't enough to whet your whistle, we also hear of a man currently working inside the Department for Exiting the European Union. Could it be time for another episode of Wicked Whispers? Stay tuned to find out...Our email address, should you need it to lift the lid on a scandal: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Monday and a warm welcome to The Luke and Pete Show, it's very nice to see you! Pete's been to Rotterdam for the weekend and has been very impressed by the architecture. Luke isn't sure how much Pete actually saw of it (boozing), but is happy he had a nice time.In other news we discuss ungratefulness, how important sorbet is to Pete, radio phone-ins, and we also hear from a man working in the frankly enjoyable trade of waterproofing basements. The stories he must have to tell. The mind boggles.To get in touch about your basement, or anything else for that matter, it's [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to your all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, in which we talk about possibly the most diverse range of subjects ever. From fridge dumping and courgettes to foreskin removal and UFOs, and just about everything else in between.Meanwhile, Pete crosses the line when talking about masturbation, but Luke gets his own back on Pete regarding the now infamous mercury maze. And, in some absolutely stunning news, Pete announces that he's thinking about abandoning the use of thermal paste in his PC/machine/rig. Staggering.To get in touch about alien abductions, UFOs, thermal paste etc: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you had the chance to incorporate a long egg into a recipe why wouldn't you? Luke and Pete find themselves incredulously discussing why a celebrity chef wouldn't take the opportunity.Elsewhere there's a rather unorthodox approach to removing a swarm of bees from a house, a police chief being tasered, and news on what the baby from the David Bowie film Labyrinth is now up to, 35 years on.And, to tell us what you think of a man working as a Michael Keaton lookalike or indeed anything else for that matter, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A very good evening from Luke and Pete towers. Apologies for lateness with this one, Luke uttered the word ‘technically’ and everything went ever-so-wonky…so the second half of Thursday’s little boi is a little best-of.It’s still good, though.Haway, don’t slag us off, we’re doing our best.  ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Monday! This time on your all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, Luke's been to the Lake District, and Pete has been out for a drink with his friend and his friend's cobbler. Yes, really. We're not sure what to make of that either.Elsewhere, there's wasp stings, talk of a huge brawl started by a clown on a cruise ship, and lots of animals being naughty. We also answer a question from a listener who is getting a load of hassle from his neighbours. And, before we pop off, there's a chance to hear from someone who had a similar experience to Pete in a naked spa. LEEEEEROY JENKINS!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FIRE IN THE BOOTH! It's the hottest day of the year, but just when you thought it couldn't get any hotter, here come Luke and Pete with some fresh #realtalk, so hush your gums, open your ear lids and enjoy.This time they're talking vasectomies, otters being disgraceful shits, outright quackery from people purporting to be medical professionals, and pink, yes pink, sheep. There's loads more besides, so make sure you give it a listen and then tell all your friends because we didn't sit in a studio in 45C heat for nothing thanks very much. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

50 years ago last weekend, Apollo 11 touched down on the lunar surface and the men within it made history. Luke and Pete take some time to celebrate that before Pete then takes it down a 'plane crash videos on youtube' angle, predictably. After that, a listener gets in touch referencing an animal Luke had never heard of before, another listener blows our minds with a theory about Bryan Adams, and Pete refuses to accept the existence of one of the finest 80s toys - the fabled Mercury Maze. Luke had one ok? Deal with it. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's been hobnobbing with celebrities again, this time around it's The Smashing Pumpkins' Billy Corgan, Primal Scream's Bobby Gillespie, and Bagel Man. Elsewhere, we hear more tales of school injustice, try to work out what went wrong with Judy Finnegan's wardrobe malfunction at the Brit Awards in 2000, and then recount a chilling tale about quicksand just a few miles from where Luke grew up. Terrifying.As ever, there's loads more besides, so strap your headphones on, block out half an hour in your diary and enjoy. And to get in on this swindle, hit us up: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We would like to cordially and warmly invite you to the latest episode of The Luke and Pete Show, half an hour in which we discuss Serena Williams, Megan Rapinoe, and Bernie Sanders (a man who Pete, to be absolutely fair to him, does a pretty good impression of), before heading in a different direction to take in the world of statistics, synaesthesia, and sharks.There's plenty from you guys as well, so stick around for some of the finest tales from the most dedicated and loyal fanbase a podcast has ever seen. We salute you!To get in touch: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode of The Luke and Pete Show involves a story from Pete Donaldson which beggars belief, and it involves a child at an onsen. An onsen is a hot spring in Japan. Trust us when we say it is remarkable. Listen out for that, but also listen out for a great email from a listener on the subject of wedding photos, some stuff about scientific discoveries, an interesting theory about the link between high altitude living and suicide and, if that gets too heavy, a story about a swan getting stuck into a man's knackers.Info dump on us here: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which we lament the passing of Eddie the Sea Otter, talk about the nature of time, wonder what's going on with the Stranger Things kids, and try to put together a comprehensive list of animals that have been known to masturbate.There's also something about Quentin Tarantino, but to be honest my notes for this episode are a bit threadbare because Pete wouldn't stop talking about bonobos and it was distracting me. We read a few emails as well though, I know that much.To send us an aforementioned email: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After an extended break involving several 'best of' episodes, Pete and Luke are back in the studio and talking through all your old favourites, as well as some new stories besides.This time around we go over Pete's experiences in Japan (clue: it involved a lot of rain), hear about an amazing loophole in the law preventing driving solo in the car pool lane, and marvel at Pete finding himself on the end of a savage wrestling move at school.Elsewhere, there's a listener experiencing a disgraceful injustice, big talk about geoblocking of video content, and hot tubs on tour. That'll make sense when you actually listen...To get in touch, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete and Luke return with their final summer best of. They'll be back this Thursday with more daft nonsense. In this special, Luke submerges himself in a bath of Bannatyne, and a man eats some seriously old scran. Have you ever eaten anything really old? Email us: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete and Luke are taking a break for one solitary week (and one normal-sized day) this summer, so Pete's got his razor blade out and sliced up a cheeky little special. Warning: contains Stewart Donaldson, unleashed and in your ears. Have you ever been chased with by a man with a machete? Email us: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete and Luke are taking a break for one solitary week (and one normal-sized day) this summer, so the former has cobbled together a special look back at the first summer of the Luke and Pete show. Don't worry, there's a brand new email about drugs and vultures in the bag too, so don't make that face. Elsewhere there's Japanese yokai and Buzz Aldrin making a reappearance. To tell us how drugs have affected your vulture, email us: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lock picking. Fuelling cyclists. Bone conductors. Just three things you better prepare yourself for when you hit play on today's episode of The Luke and Pete Show. We also take in a truly incredible story about an ill-fated trip to an aquarium, hear yet more of your kebab-related stories, and Pete tells us about his favourite restaurant in Japan. Unsurprising hint: it sounds absolutely appalling.For this and loads more on your 178th instalment of the world's most untethered podcast, you know what to do. And if you have any opinions of your own, we'd love to hear them: [email protected].***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is an episode of firsts for Mr Pete Donaldson. Within it, we hear of the first time his Dad left him adult-less with only a friend called Fraggle for company, the first time he rode a bike, and, more disturbingly, the first time he realised that elephants have huge breasts. And yes, you read that correctly.There's also time to take in a truly remarkable story about a search party, some further chat about kebabs, and yet more dolphin anatomy. We apologise in advance for that last one. Some things just run and [email protected] for all your good stuff.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello everyone! We're back, and celebrating Boyd Tunnock's knighthood. Richly deserved for a great man who's made a fantastic contribution to society (and Luke's waistline), we're sure you agree.Elsewhere, we find out why the Queen has two birthdays, hear of a man who walks everywhere backwards, debate self-driving cars again, and talk business class on transatlantic flights. There's also plenty of your stories too so listen out for them, and to send in a story of your own, it's [email protected]. Olé!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello there, nice to see you. This time around on your hot-off-the-press Luke and Pete Show, Luke's been to the Deep South and has come back as brown as a berry, Tom Cruise has had a gauntlet laid down to him by Justin Bieber, and we have a man who has suffered an unfortunate event just before his wedding.Elsewhere there's prosecco with watch batteries in it, Disney chat, and another story about The Levellers (at least we hope you haven't heard that one before...)All the very best, we'll see you on Thursday! Hit us up on [email protected] in the meantime.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hear the one about the vegan man who turned meat-eater? It's not gone down terribly well, as you can probably imagine. We discuss that on today's episode and lots more - some new kids games are brought to the table including the legendary Kerby, we get a Muswell Hill Hostelries update, and we chat about Quentin Tarantino.There's also some Richard Ashcroft debate, and the recommending of another podcast in the Radio Stakhanov stable, the excellent Set Meals. Don't sleep on it.Got something to get off your chest? Hit us up: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.