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The Down Low

English, Comedy, 1 season, 90 episodes, 20 hours, 28 minutes
About
Join Bernie Abambi and Ess in their bi-weekly discussions on music, politics, and general celebrity foolishness. The Down Low is hosted by two black, DL(ish), bisexual millennials in London, discussing both the fun and real topics of today, with a generous amount of shade for garnish. Email the show with your dilemmas, general life woes, fun questions or own music at [email protected] Find us on Twitter and Instagram at @deardownlow Hosts: Bernie Abambi: @bernieabambi Ess: @justt_ess
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Barely Black

He was a mutt, she was a mutt...
10/20/20241 hour, 51 minutes, 22 seconds
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Alligator Tears

Pretty privilege is real... 
10/8/20242 hours, 1 minute, 58 seconds
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Alligator Tears

Pretty privilege is real...
10/6/20242 hours, 2 minutes, 3 seconds
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Emotional Luggage

You thought I was feeding you?
9/22/20242 hours, 3 seconds
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Bi On Bi Violence

Sucking what in the what?!
8/22/20241 hour, 53 minutes, 39 seconds
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Blackistan!

Unwashed legs, washed nation...
8/14/20242 hours, 2 minutes, 48 seconds
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Frenemies!

The coconut doesn't fall far from the tree...
7/28/20242 hours, 3 minutes, 2 seconds
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Freaky Friday

Chat shit, get shhh....
7/16/20242 hours, 4 minutes, 50 seconds
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For Coloured Girls

This is gonna ruin the world tour...
7/1/20241 hour, 59 minutes, 54 seconds
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Pride Sucks!

Fenty Shake and Go! Spoilers Queenie 38mins -39mins I Kissed A Girl 39 mins - 49 mins Love Island 49 mins - 1hr 4 mins
6/16/20242 hours, 1 minute, 56 seconds
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Sadder Than Ever

Je suis Karen... Spoilers: The Ultimatum: South Africa (42:10 - 59:10) I Kissed A Girl (59:10 - 1:11:00)
6/1/20242 hours, 10 minutes, 39 seconds
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Hateration Generation

For the haters in their late twenties! I Kissed a Girl spoilers 0:48 mins - 1:02 mins
5/18/20241 hour, 58 minutes, 18 seconds
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Beyonc/A.I.

SHOW THE PROOF OF FUNDS! @palestinesolidarityuk @lgbtrightsghana @eye.on.palestine
5/2/20242 hours, 53 minutes, 33 seconds
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The DL Wrapped: 2023

We’ll see y’all very soon! (Also, you know the drill - no skipsies.)
1/12/20243 hours, 23 minutes, 5 seconds
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Sloppy Bottom

The messiest person you know...
12/26/20231 hour, 58 minutes, 6 seconds
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Bleaches & Cream

Right in front of my salad?!
11/30/20232 hours, 1 minute, 41 seconds
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Strictly Dickly

Thirty Seven!?
11/17/20231 hour, 59 minutes, 11 seconds
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Slurps Up!

We back - Fo Shiz, Fo Shiz!
11/3/20231 hour, 56 minutes, 53 seconds
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Bedbugs & Bullies

Don't let the bed bugs bite...
10/6/20232 hours, 5 minutes, 59 seconds
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Bad Vibes

Hanging on tenterhooks...
9/7/20231 hour, 59 minutes, 8 seconds
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Definitely Gay

Blessed rat girl summer...
8/28/20231 hour, 58 minutes, 40 seconds
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Definitely Gay

Blessed rat girl summer...
8/27/20231 hour, 58 minutes, 40 seconds
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Lift Every Voice and Swing!

BOOP, badu badu badu...
8/11/20232 hours, 6 minutes, 25 seconds
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Twenties-ish

It's the crickets...
7/30/20231 hour, 57 minutes, 27 seconds
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Ashes To Ashes

He didn't say I couldn't sing!
7/19/20231 hour, 56 minutes, 33 seconds
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Je Suis Submersible

It's giving sexyyy...
7/2/20231 hour, 55 minutes, 11 seconds
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Straight Outta Camden

Some birthday!
6/18/20232 hours, 1 minute, 8 seconds
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He Lied, He Lied!

Straights to the back!
6/3/20231 hour, 52 minutes, 15 seconds
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Swirl To The World

We like paragraphs!
5/22/20231 hour, 51 minutes, 10 seconds
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Everyone Is Dead

Stay slay!
5/7/20231 hour, 55 minutes, 9 seconds
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Gorgeous, Gorgeous Girlies!

Are you trying to fuck me?
4/22/20231 hour, 54 minutes, 34 seconds
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Pr*cks Abroad

From Donald Duck to Donald Trump
4/10/20231 hour, 50 minutes, 6 seconds
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Monkey Business

WELL!
3/23/20231 hour, 59 minutes, 26 seconds
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Mean Girls

Wind your neck in!
3/11/20231 hour, 58 minutes, 59 seconds
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P**** Facing The World!

ANJULUH BASSEH DID THA THING! (Love island spoilers 27:00 - 47)
2/24/20232 hours, 2 minutes, 59 seconds
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Jollof Wars!

The percs of being a wallflower...
1/27/20231 hour, 59 minutes, 35 seconds
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Death By Oxtail

Justice for Celine!
1/14/20231 hour, 59 minutes, 1 second
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The DL Wrapped: 2022

No skipsies!
12/30/20222 hours, 24 minutes, 5 seconds
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Stuntin’ At The Savoy

Dunno what you heard...
12/17/20222 hours, 1 minute, 38 seconds
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Don’t Call Me (Nepo) Baby!

Just horsin' around...
12/3/20222 hours, 7 minutes, 14 seconds
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Silk Presses & Shenanigans

Some body that I used to know... SPOILER ALERT: Wakanda Forever - from 1:17:00 - 1:23:50.
11/19/20222 hours, 13 minutes, 28 seconds
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Wilde Dressing!

Ratchet Happy Birthday!
11/5/20223 hours, 11 minutes, 44 seconds
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Rih-surface!

5 times?!?
10/9/20221 hour, 52 minutes, 41 seconds
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The Banks Witch Project

Ding dong, the [redacted] is [redacted].
9/24/20221 hour, 58 minutes, 46 seconds
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She/(s)Her(ee)

Read the room!
9/9/20222 hours, 7 minutes, 4 seconds
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Peg The Monarchy

I was born by the river, I was shaking that ass...
8/13/20221 hour, 51 minutes, 40 seconds
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Strange(r) Tings Are Happening

A pox upon your house!
7/30/20221 hour, 45 minutes, 44 seconds
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Conversations With Friends

Getting in our mailbag!
7/9/20221 hour, 55 minutes, 32 seconds
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Horton Stomps A Ho!

Release your trade!
6/27/20221 hour, 50 minutes, 19 seconds
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Delusional Gurl!

Alexa, play "Don't You Worry Child" by the Swedish House Mafia....   Link for Angel Maxine's GoFundMe (https://www.gofundme.com/f/angel-maxine)
6/10/20221 hour, 46 minutes, 36 seconds
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Eton Messiness

4 eggs, Jeremy?! That's insane!
5/28/20221 hour, 50 minutes, 5 seconds
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Heart Stopped? Carry On!

I'm out here livin' tho!
5/12/20221 hour, 50 minutes
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Bye The Bi

Start the queerbaiting - deadass.
4/29/20221 hour, 41 minutes, 43 seconds
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Pull Out & Prayers

Strrrrike!
4/15/20221 hour, 56 minutes, 38 seconds
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King Slap

The wild, wild western mailbag (p.s. it's moral absolutism!) 
4/2/20221 hour, 40 minutes, 55 seconds
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Partners in Grime

You better work b****!
3/19/20221 hour, 48 minutes, 14 seconds
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Stand Up!

Blac Chyna was Tyga pum pum!
3/5/20221 hour, 49 minutes, 12 seconds
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4TH Baby Mumma

Light, bright, take your man, I might!
2/17/20221 hour, 48 minutes, 39 seconds
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Unfortunate Events

She Who Shall Not be Named...
2/4/20221 hour, 44 minutes, 20 seconds
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Hot Sauce Bling

Got milk?
1/22/20221 hour, 47 minutes, 51 seconds
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Murder She Throat

I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm still queer...
1/7/20221 hour, 39 minutes, 15 seconds
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The DL Wrapped: 2021

Steppin' into 2022 like...
12/23/20212 hours, 34 minutes, 15 seconds
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Omicron Challenge

Free Tristan!
12/10/20212 hours, 2 minutes, 20 seconds
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Ciara‘s Nightmare

Our taxes are funding the Queen's BBL...
11/25/20212 hours, 13 minutes, 52 seconds
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Pardon My French

Team Nathan vs Team Lawrence!
11/4/20211 hour, 47 minutes, 5 seconds
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Lil Mix Race Ting

I don't want no chicken and chip boys!
10/22/20211 hour, 30 minutes, 56 seconds
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Misery Business

We've got nothing left!
10/11/20211 hour, 38 minutes, 47 seconds
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Vax The Rich!

And Peg Thee Patriarchy...
9/24/20212 hours, 39 seconds
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Issa Mandem(ick)!

We will never forget!
9/9/20211 hour, 58 minutes, 27 seconds
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Crates In The Sky

Wash your babies!
8/27/20211 hour, 45 minutes, 50 seconds
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The Messy Mailbag

Secure the PLT deal!
8/2/20212 hours, 1 minute, 42 seconds
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Let Us Pray

It didn't come home...
7/16/20212 hours, 36 minutes, 35 seconds
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Not The Plasma!

Okay. Wtf do we do?
7/1/20212 hours, 30 minutes, 48 seconds
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Hey, Queen!

Don't touch my helmet of salvation!
6/17/20212 hours, 18 minutes, 57 seconds
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Professa Tessa

Secure the air fryer!
6/4/20212 hours, 16 minutes, 13 seconds
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These Are My Expressions

That's not the truth, Ellen
5/21/20213 hours, 11 minutes, 15 seconds
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Get Out Of My Pub!

If you know, you know...
5/6/20212 hours, 25 minutes, 22 seconds
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Love & Crab Legs

Damn, double homicide...
4/23/20212 hours, 32 minutes, 20 seconds
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A Street Cat Named Desire

Get your homosexual hands off me!
4/7/20212 hours, 22 minutes, 9 seconds
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Teach Me!

During Women's History Month?!
3/23/20212 hours, 11 minutes, 47 seconds
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Madea's Royal Family Reunion

Oppression Olympics - let's go!
3/12/20213 hours, 3 minutes
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My Little Crony

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!
2/25/20212 hours, 33 minutes, 39 seconds
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Edges Laid to Rest

You have no authority here! P.S spoiler alerts for Malcolm & Marie (57:00 - 1:07:00) and It's A Sin (1:07:00 - 1:18:00)
2/11/20212 hours, 15 minutes, 30 seconds
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Call Me By My Name!

Cat noodle soup with a soda on the side...
1/28/20212 hours, 24 minutes, 50 seconds
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Be Quiet, Tiffany!

2021 woke up and chose violence...
1/10/20212 hours, 42 minutes, 43 seconds
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Tho(ugh)t Prevention Hours

Still waiting on our super powers...
12/23/20202 hours, 8 minutes, 32 seconds
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Nappy Ass Heauxz

Not the white man Bon Iver...
12/9/20202 hours, 18 minutes, 29 seconds
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Foucauldian Miss-course

Ethereal bisexuals stand up!
11/26/20202 hours, 30 minutes, 24 seconds
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Pride, Prejudice and Private Islands

It's Rest In Peace, not Rest In Pixels...
11/11/20202 hours, 6 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Messy Pilot

Mess, mess and more mess. Start as you mean to go on...
11/2/20201 hour, 56 minutes, 52 seconds