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English, Comedy, 1 season, 325 episodes, 5 days, 14 hours, 38 minutes
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Two Comic Book Men and an Impractical Joker. Uncensored.
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#612: Moe’s Revenge

Killer chimps, Down syndrome bakeries, baseball, Q goes to Comicon.
10/21/20241 hour, 30 minutes, 36 seconds
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#611: Flip Floppery

Joker II, an ant asks for advice, the piss bandit strikes, AI will be the end of us all, Q takes a drubbing.
10/13/20241 hour, 16 minutes, 15 seconds
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#610: T.O.M.

Bry, Walt, and Q delve into the world of the supernatural.
10/7/20241 hour, 47 minutes, 17 seconds
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#609: Sarco

Ming the Maverick and Brian Nashel join TESD to talk comicons, late-age rocking and rolling, Kmart closed, and talking points for married couples. Bry brings back ‘suicide of the week’.
9/29/20241 hour, 26 minutes, 53 seconds
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#608: Bry the Pony

Q gets a haircut, an ant proposes, Walt defends IHOP, Nashel rocks out, birth year envy.
9/22/20241 hour, 13 minutes, 36 seconds
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#607: BQE

9/11, Walt’s cruise, Q travels, Git ‘em gets a new job, Raygun, Dave Grohl, shirtless arrests.
9/15/20241 hour, 23 minutes, 18 seconds
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#606: Aggressive Relaxation

Q is free, Walt and Bry set sail, oasis reunion, Ray gun has hurt feelings, reincarnation.
8/31/20241 hour, 18 minutes, 11 seconds
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#605: Robot Gerbil

Q gets COVID…again! Bry goes to Dabblecon, Kill Tony, does Q wear eyeliner, Alien, TESD advises an ant.
8/26/20241 hour, 21 minutes, 30 seconds
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#604: Angel Boy

Walt catches heat for liking a movie, power slapping, 80s horror, Bry has a good weekend.
8/12/20241 hour, 15 minutes, 50 seconds
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#603: The Eel and the Lime

Deadpool/Wolverine, the Olympics, cryogenically frozen criminals.
8/4/20241 hour, 13 minutes, 12 seconds
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#602: Urban Rottweiler Jamboree

Trump shooting, sad pet stories, Q reveres an arborist, offending alcoholics.
7/21/20241 hour, 20 minutes, 53 seconds
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#601: Raw Doggin'

The Git ‘em verdict is thrown into question, Walt & Frank 5 go on a road trip, Bry and Q go to Orlando, Wikifeet, Hawk Tuah girl.
7/14/20241 hour, 4 minutes, 9 seconds
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#600: Dead Git 'Em Walking

TESD celebrates its 600th episode with a trial by fire…ants and the stakes couldn’t be higher!
6/26/20243 hours, 45 minutes, 13 seconds
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#599.9: Looking at Infinity

Q goes abroad, Walt and Frank5 plan a statue crawl, satanic kings, is AC rigged?
6/16/20241 hour, 22 minutes, 42 seconds
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#599: Midget Volcano

Bry goes to Vegas, JTHG lets TESD down, Q is out and about, Walt brings a game.
6/11/20241 hour, 50 minutes, 26 seconds
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#598: The Fun Gauntlet

A ghost of TESD joins to talk hangovers, clairvoyance, Q upstaging Laundando, & sexy school predators.
5/19/20241 hour, 20 minutes, 13 seconds
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#597: Depruded

Joe Imburgio joins Bry and Q to talk IJ bits, home ownership, are the space monkeys qualified to dispense advice and wikifeet.
5/12/20241 hour, 45 minutes, 56 seconds
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#596: Tom Swift

Bry & Walt visit the bottle dump, Tom Brady’s roast, hobbies, cats, Sage learns to bet, is Bry’s honeymoon over?
5/5/20241 hour, 3 minutes, 10 seconds
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#595: Kojak Fever

Tom Brady runs afoul of fans, Walt runs afoul of the missus, super-centenarians, Barry Manilow, Swiftie revenge, Breast feeding and cloth diapers.
4/29/20241 hour, 18 minutes, 28 seconds
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#594: Sunny’s List

The conjoined twins (yes, again)! Furries, Bry and Walt see who knows Sunday Jeff best.
4/21/20241 hour, 47 minutes, 57 seconds
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#593: Hot Towel

King Kong vs Ghostbusters, OJ’s dead, Ricky Martin’s boner, pissy pants, Abby and Brittany get hitched.
4/14/20241 hour, 4 minutes, 14 seconds
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#592: Never Surrender

Negative internet comments, SI pride, baseball, Q looks on the sunny side, eel hijinx, Sage Channels Winston Churchill.
3/31/20241 hour, 8 minutes, 1 second
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#591: No More Favors!

Ming the maverick joins TESD to talk podcasting, concerts, viral videos and million-dollar life insurance policies.
3/24/20241 hour, 20 minutes, 21 seconds
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#590: Popobawa

Two TESD residents vie for the position of Overkill host.
3/17/20242 hours, 6 minutes, 36 seconds
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#589: PB&T

A charity drive goes awry, TESD gives advice to the lovelorn, Willie’s Chocolate experience, the ants start a grassroots campaign.
3/10/20241 hour, 5 minutes, 5 seconds
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#588: Mending Fences

Q has a moral quandary, post apocalyptic TESD, Shane Gillis, Paul Stanley vs Dan Ackroyd, Frank5 recommends crummy TV
3/4/20241 hour, 14 minutes, 27 seconds
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#587: Namby Pamby

Bry’s going through his changes, hobbies, AI doom, Walt & Git em freeze their balls off, Bry, Walt, & Q celebrate ignorance.
2/25/20241 hour, 35 minutes, 51 seconds
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#586: Kuhleegleeuh

Super Bowl parties, IJ cruise, Bry hangs with fellow podcasters, Q & Bry slobber over Fatone.
2/18/20241 hour, 11 minutes, 36 seconds
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#585: AP Law

Q’s eye-candy status is jeopardized when John the sexy lawyer visits TESD Town.
2/4/202458 minutes, 52 seconds
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#584: Top 5! Top 5!

An ant is on the run, Godzilla minus zero, SI goes belly-up, trains.
1/21/20241 hour, 23 minutes, 13 seconds
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#583: Now! Git ‘em free!

Git em gets the boot, Jewish tunnels, airplane snafus, Maribeth turns 30, Walt and Frank5 go to Detroit.
1/15/20241 hour, 7 minutes, 59 seconds
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#582: Calloused Ears

New year & Christmas recap, Q & Bry rethink their wave runner dreams, AI death calculator, book binding dreams.
1/7/20241 hour, 26 minutes, 9 seconds
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#581: Q the Running Man

Sage acts the fool, Q is impressed by his nephew, someone meets “Q” online, how much to get peed on?
12/17/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 44 seconds
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#580: Mother Ducker

What’s old? Blue October, Kiss, and Zombie concerts. What if Bry returned from the dead?
12/10/20231 hour, 43 seconds
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#579: TESD Angels

Thanksgiving, Black Friday blind item, Walt gives up on Git ‘em, JTHG is named mvp.
12/3/202357 minutes, 9 seconds
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#578: The Johnson Chip

Q does LA, thanksgiving facts, Git ‘em surveils Walt, secrets to living to 100, Airport Plaza fecal follies.
11/22/20231 hour, 28 minutes, 18 seconds
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#577: Human Code H

Q’s webcam fetish, Robert the Doll part 2, Q faces a moral quandary, problems at Disney, TESD award categories.
11/12/20231 hour, 26 minutes, 44 seconds
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#576: Double Puss-Out

The yarn lady dominates Hazlet plaza, Bry falls prey to superstition, Halloween costume snafu, a new Staten Island ‘park’. Intro drum fill by Australian Ant Elijah Pogrund
11/5/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 23 seconds
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#575: The TESD Halloween Spooktacular

Walt’s fears and costume no-nos. A special guest joins TESD for their annual Halloween show!
10/30/20232 hours, 7 minutes, 41 seconds
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#574: The Doffening

Q attends a gala, crazy revenge, calling people lazy, taking on demons. Enter to win a Four Color Demons guitar!- www.tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway
10/23/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 55 seconds
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#573: Ming the Maverick

Ming joins TESD to justify his award. The TESD'Z season is afoot. Git'em's receipt controversy continues. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply: tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway
10/16/20231 hour, 34 minutes, 23 seconds
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#572: Call Me Mr. Johnson

Ming wins an award, Mexican space aliens, Brady Bulletins, Git'em battles security, Bry wants to break his face. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply: tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway
10/8/20231 hour, 44 minutes, 51 seconds
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#571: Stool Archeologist

Git ‘em ruins the atmosphere, volleyball celebrations, Canada honors a Nazi, Baby names, wholesome Hollywood.
10/2/202351 minutes, 17 seconds
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#570: Nose Too Long?

Jimmy the Hair Guy needs to prove himself, Q helps out the 13%ers, jet skis, Bry calls Git ‘em out.
9/24/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 36 seconds
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#569: Brown Snakes on a Plane

Walt’s rocking is nearly stopped short, right-wing flower shops, Bry is sent on a fool’s errand, Git ‘em and Frank 5 go on a date.
9/17/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 28 seconds
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#568: Days of our Lives

Criminal skill sets, TESD plans to rock, Q experiences a tragedy, the guys Hitlearn something.
9/9/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 29 seconds
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#567: Little Chippy (abridged)

After Bry causes audio issues by repeatedly blowing out his mic during a hissy fit, we join TESD eight minutes in to talk Walt and Frank5 developing a convoluted flea marketing code, Walt ODing, Q falling in love, and fat news.
8/25/202351 minutes, 6 seconds
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#566: North of the Border

Q tells a harrowing tale AND gets bullied! An OG ant suffers a devastating loss, Bry, Walt, and Git ‘em go to a micro wrestling match. Sponsor: ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
8/11/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 59 seconds
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#565: TESD’s Life of Bryan

Q rocks out, Bry gets ‘free’ soup, Maribeth’s Onlyfans, is Fat Boy Summer in peril, Troy weighs in on the Gilgo Beach killer.
7/25/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 47 seconds
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#564: Son of the Soil

Taylor Swift, wrestling, and Taylor Swift wrestling.
7/20/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 3 seconds
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#563: F.U.N. (Plankton style)

Bry has a BBQ, Walt doesn’t care for a suggestion, Walt and Q see Indiana Jones.
7/12/202359 minutes, 30 seconds
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#562: Fat Boy Summer

Fourth of July plans, Bry and Walt get doxxed, Walt and Frank5 go to Myrtle Beach, sub disaster.
7/4/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 46 seconds
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#561: Alien Dildo

Bry, Walt, and Q discuss the world of the paranormal.
6/25/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 48 seconds
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#560: The Porcelain Unabomber

Q attends a bachelorette party, the Unabomber dies, the Strange Case of Natalia Grace, Bry receives LHOTP backlash, Walt and the Franks embark on an adventure. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
6/18/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 37 seconds
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#559: Q’s Madhouse

Walt and Q argue dogs vs cats, Walt quizzes Sunday Jeff, is weed smoking contributing to ozone depletion?
6/12/20231 hour, 23 minutes, 14 seconds
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#558: Bonnet Headz

TESD welcomes a very special guest. Bry is EXCITED! https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
6/7/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 29 seconds
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#557: Kissing Bandits

Bry’s lack of meds is showing, driving etiquette, IJ cruise, Fat News x2, Jackson Mahomes, portrait update.
5/10/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 38 seconds
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#556: Q’s Cup Overfloweth

Q costs TESD a guest. Bry offends someone by calling her old. Bry, Walt, and Frank5 go to Kmart.
5/1/20231 hour, 8 minutes
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#555: I Wanna Be Tough

Frank 5 eats a whole bunch of clams. Q and Troy embarrass Bry in front of Bruce Campbell. Is Bry being too old school about Sage’s fashion?
4/24/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 14 seconds
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#554: Joey da Rose

The first episode in the TESD guest series features long-time friend, Joe DeRosa…and Bry and Q making fun of Joe DeRosa. Joe plays dyslexia.
4/18/20231 hour, 41 minutes, 37 seconds
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#553: So Smooth

A guest-booker goes under a probationary period, is Bry loving, kids don’t appreciate wisdom, LHOTP, Columbo, AI, crazed bus driver gets paid.
4/12/20231 hour, 25 minutes, 12 seconds
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#552: The Perils of Petsitting

Bry and Walt try to get guests for the pod, death videos, what does Hell smell like, Q regrets his treatment of a past guest.
4/3/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 54 seconds
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#551: The Joe DeRosa Train

Bry proposes a posthumous prank, fencing, would you go back to your five-year-old self. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
3/26/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 34 seconds
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#550: The Secret

Bry is vindicated, Q celebrates his birthday week, Git ‘em reveals his perfect woman, Ming’s first stand up set is reviewed.
3/19/20231 hour, 39 minutes, 50 seconds
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#549: Fair Weather Flanagan

Recorded February 20th. Bry finds out what it would take for Walt to unfriend him, Jackson Mahomes ctd, Walt returns to a former love.
3/6/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 22 seconds
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#548: Tee Is For Tampon

Q’s back and talking wrestling, an oldie but a goodie is retired, Walt becomes a caretaker and attempts to tell an off-color joke.
2/26/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 23 seconds
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#547: Absentee Podcaster

Jackson Mahomes is corny AF, Super Bowl, Ming’s IG post confuses people, Bry dusts off an old joke.
2/20/20231 hour, 29 minutes, 57 seconds
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#546: Material Boyz

Sage’s super-sweet seventeenth, does Madonna have friends, Q is a nerd.
2/13/202358 minutes, 43 seconds
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#545: The Q Spot

The Empire State Building offends Walt & Q, most mysterious body part, Sheetz is in deep sheet, part II of the Truth Commission.
2/6/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 6 seconds
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#544: The Commish

Cultural appropriation, bananas in condoms, what truths are worth telling.
1/30/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 21 seconds
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#543: No Apologies

Madonna’s tour video, Bry runs a prank by Walt and Q, Walt brings a new game
1/23/20231 hour, 38 minutes, 3 seconds
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#542: The Sting, too

Walt’s absence is explained, Bry and Q get yelled at, what color is YOUR loofah?
1/14/20231 hour, 36 minutes, 47 seconds
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#541: Tuna Slop

Bry has an idea for a YouTube channel, online dilemmas, portrait follow-up.
1/8/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 6 seconds
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#540: Hot Grandma

Bry goes to Orlando, Married with Children, Ship Breaker, questions are answered.
12/25/20221 hour, 15 minutes, 58 seconds
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#539: Mr. Glass

Thanksgiving attire, when does the honeymoon stage end, Bry refrains from entering an argument. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
12/6/20221 hour, 15 minutes, 4 seconds
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#538: Kids in Satan’s Service

Post-Thanksgiving wrap up, Bry spends a day Blue Octobering, unusual after-school clubs.
11/28/202258 minutes, 21 seconds
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#537: Jive Turkeys

Bry, Walt, & Q talk concerts, thanksgiving, and Brady. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
11/21/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 3 seconds
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#536: Salmon In The Microwave

Little House on the Prairie vs Police Woman, Ming goes to Dubai, Bry, Walt and Q join the Curator to give Git Em an employee evaluation
11/14/20221 hour, 58 minutes, 56 seconds
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#535: I WON’T Shut Up!

There’s a know-it-all in the bunch this week. Guess who? Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
11/7/20221 hour, 18 minutes, 35 seconds
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#534: The 2022 TESD Halloween Spooktacular

Join Bry, Walt, Q and special guests for the spookiest episode of the year!
10/23/20222 hours, 18 minutes, 13 seconds
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#533: Git Em’s Excellent Adventure

Bry, Walt, and Q send Git Em back in time. Halloween Ends.
10/17/20221 hour, 22 minutes, 15 seconds
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#532: A Sexy Canoe Trip

Bry, Walt, and Q discuss prize-winning, wildlife stories, Tom vs Gisele, Boom parties.
10/9/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 49 seconds
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#531: Bodacious

Q’s harried schedule, Adam Levite’s troubles, Walt & Bry suffer from penis envy.
9/27/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 13 seconds
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#530: Cons-troversy

Frank has a bad month, unscrupulous salesmen, sewage problems.
9/20/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 26 seconds
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#529: Oyster Boners

Bry continues to battle his pool, 9/11 menus, Sage stands up for Dada.
9/12/20221 hour, 39 minutes, 6 seconds
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#528: Koi-tastrophe

Walt brings some banter topics, dungarees, Bry's pool gives him trouble.
9/8/20221 hour, 35 minutes, 17 seconds
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#527: Barbara Eden is 90!!

Q goes to Graceland, Bry changes his name to Sherwin-Williams, cross-shaped docks, woke nightclubs.
8/29/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 24 seconds
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#526: Foreign Chicken Fingers

Stolen houseplants, Blue October, Bry is a CH from leaving the crooked house behind
8/21/20221 hour, 14 minutes, 12 seconds
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#525: The Hammer

Are cats an alien species?, Batgirl, is spaz offensive?
8/8/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 28 seconds
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#524: Cletus’ World

Bry witnesses a savage attack, Q has a new best friend, are cats aliens?
7/31/20221 hour, 31 minutes, 39 seconds
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#523: Bruce Almighty

The boys give Rob Bruce a TESD send off.
7/18/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 25 seconds
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#522: The Sin of Happiness

Q’s in the dumps, 4th of July, Amish gazebos, the boys celebrate a murder.
7/10/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 13 seconds
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#521: Cruisin’ With The Oldies

Q secures his place in heaven, Walt proves his ping-pong prowess, Bry takes a step towards living like a real human.
6/29/20221 hour, 14 minutes, 55 seconds
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#520: Chuck Roast

Bry and Q don’t get the true love they feel they deserve, Walt’s 28th anniversary, Bry nearly attends a sweet 16.
6/13/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 35 seconds
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#519: Superfestation

De-aging, Q eyes a wrestling career, Bry hates hairy toes. More tales from the road.
6/6/20221 hour, 22 minutes, 32 seconds
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#518: One Con and a Funeral

Walt and Git ‘em party in Orlando while Bry picks out a wardrobe to visit Ohio.
5/29/20221 hour, 19 minutes, 35 seconds
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#517: Talkin’ About Sharkin’

Death, lawsuits, calling people bald and forced grandchildren.
5/16/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 11 seconds
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#516: The Vanilla Edge

The boys spring leaks, Bry and Q lose a favored vacation spot, a rare purchase is made.
5/8/20221 hour, 20 minutes, 34 seconds
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#515: PhDeez Nutz

Bry goes to a water park, Walt suggests a better way of life, Bill Murray acts like a jerk.
4/25/20221 hour, 24 minutes, 20 seconds
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#514: Final Foreskin

Wrestling, clones, Down Syndrome models.
4/17/20221 hour, 19 minutes, 21 seconds
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#513: Johnny’s Choice

Oscar slap, gay dogs, Bry brings his list, Walt quarrels with a gas jockey.
3/29/20221 hour, 30 minutes, 55 seconds
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#512: Sack Window

TB12 returns, murderabilia, Iceberg Slim, The Batman, Coffee vs Tea.
3/21/20221 hour, 18 minutes, 43 seconds
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#511: G-Spot and C-Man

Bry has to explain death to Sage, the boys play Quinny's Choice.
3/15/20221 hour, 41 minutes, 53 seconds
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#510: It’s all about Frank

The boys debut a new Patreon show for all to enjoy.
3/8/20221 hour, 15 minutes, 24 seconds
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#509: The Mooching Sack

Cooper destroys a personal item, Bry gets testy about bagel prices, Walt brings a new game to the table
2/27/20221 hour, 34 minutes, 30 seconds
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#508: It’s Curtains For Ya

Walt gets rejected, Bry’s illin’, TESD world records, semen sabotage.
2/21/20221 hour, 29 minutes, 20 seconds
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#507: F Las Vegas

TESD returns with tales of snow and frustration. Celeb deaths. Dedicated to Brian Ruppert.
2/8/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 2 seconds
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#506: Big, Blue, Boy Scout

Bry, Walt, and Q bring the razzle-dazzle of the Patreon show ‘I Buy Comics’ to TESD.
1/17/20221 hour, 47 minutes, 14 seconds
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#505: Anklez & Tipz

Tom Brady breaks a tablet, girls basketball, Q’s foray into Onlyfans
1/10/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 30 seconds
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#504: Gotcha!

Dr. J joins the boys for a surprise end-of-the-year ep.
1/1/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 12 seconds
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#503: 30 Years of Nuthin’

Socially distanced Santa, covid, Bry eats a cracker, Spider-Man, Q gets traumatized
12/20/20211 hour, 19 minutes, 50 seconds
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#502: Covid Chuck

Walt makes his triumphant return, Hawkeye, and camel beauty contests.
12/13/20211 hour, 25 minutes, 37 seconds
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#501: And Then There Were Two

With Walt on the mats, Bry & Q present Space Monkeys
12/6/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 23 seconds
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#500: It’s The Big One

TESD welcomes a host of guests to celebrate their 500th episode.
11/21/20213 hours, 28 minutes, 53 seconds
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#499: Castawayed!

The boys go to the movies, Q has a scare, Walt puts some hair on his chest, what if the mafia wanted your house?
11/14/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 21 seconds
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#498: Cometh the Early Bird

TESD Town studios goes through growing pains, Bry peeps leaves, Bill Murray, Jon Bon Jovi rest stop.
11/7/20211 hour, 39 minutes, 1 second
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#497: The 2021 TESD Halloween Spooktacular: Dollah’s Inferno

The white and gold Barons compete against the Devil to rescue Dollah Shave’s soul from hell. Plus the annual 'most offensive Halloween costume' list. With exclusive bonus game commentary!
11/1/20213 hours, 44 minutes, 38 seconds
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#496: Devil’s Beef

UFO cults, Alec Baldwin, Leaf peeping, Walt celebrates.
10/25/202159 minutes, 56 seconds
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#495: …Ehhhhh

Concerts, fruit flies, sexy Halloween, restless anus syndrome
10/18/20211 hour, 25 minutes, 49 seconds
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#494: Dungaree Butthole

TESD wins some awards, no biggie. Urban Meyer, Many Saints of Newark, Venom, James Bond.
10/11/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 22 seconds
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#493: Potato Thighs

Walt and Bry panic. TESD begins a new era.
9/26/20211 hour, 18 minutes, 18 seconds
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#492: Space Monkeys - Four's Company

Cookie etiquette, aging rockers, squirrels.
9/21/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 57 seconds
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#491: We don't watch birds, birds watch us!

Labor Day weekend, has TESD gone PC, conspiracy theories.
9/13/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 2 seconds
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#490: Balls!!!

Bry and Maribeth celebrate their first anniversary, What If, Walt and Bry on the set of Clerks III, Q creates sexual magic.
8/30/20211 hour, 13 minutes, 59 seconds
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#489: TESD of Love

Suicide Squad, reality tv, and erroneous tipping.
8/23/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 55 seconds
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#488: Channel 1,000,000

Sal Vulcano joins the boys to talk Fed-ex delivery, anniversary gifts, Rumpology, and below-the-belt anatomy.
8/8/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 51 seconds
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#487: We Got Musk

Bry, Q, and Jiggy go to Key West. UFOs, dogs, Git ‘Em gets life advice.
7/31/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 40 seconds
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#486: Gimme Dat Blue Milk

Bry is on his way to becoming a ‘good boy’. Forgiving a friend for his compulsion. The boys Hitlearn something.
7/18/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 19 seconds
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#485: Westward Ho!

Q is regaled as Bry, Walt, and Frank5 recount their vacation. Bry seeks counsel on answering a strange text.
7/11/20212 hours, 43 seconds
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#484: Cruzin’ 4 Male Tail

Radio serials, lawyers, water pills, the bar for ugly.
6/22/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 49 seconds
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#483: A Joyride Into Space

Neighborhood patrols, ‘raunchy’ parades, advertisers, serial killers, Jeff Bezos and stoned lobsters.
6/14/20211 hour, 26 minutes, 5 seconds
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#482: In praise of a bear girl

Man-eating birds, skin cancer, overthinking, and Hitlearning.
6/7/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 2 seconds
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#481: Silent Sufferin’

Hair metal tattoos, Q saves Bry from a nursing home, who in TESD shows toxic masculinity?
5/31/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 13 seconds
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#480: The Human Fifi

Q wins a major award. Could you beat up an elephant? Have Bry, Walt & Q outlived their desirability?
5/23/20211 hour, 22 minutes, 38 seconds
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#479: Rubber Feet

Frank5 day reviewed, Git ‘em reveals a long buried secret, a man wields an unusual weapon against police.
5/9/20211 hour, 1 minute, 49 seconds
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#478: The Spy Who F&@ked Me

Pet names, Sasquatch, fat news.
4/25/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 41 seconds
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#477: BTS 4 eva

Knock out vs diarrhea, teaching birds to sing, what kind of puppet are YOU?
4/18/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 42 seconds
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#476: Devil Shoes

Spring break, new outlooks, and Kong vs Godzilla
4/12/20211 hour, 11 minutes, 14 seconds
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#475: King Thong

This week they talk about camping, Three’s Company, shrimp tails and whale tails.
3/28/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 56 seconds
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#474: Retell ‘Em Steve Dave: Part Two

The boys talk about days of olde with Kev Smith.
3/21/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 2 seconds
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#473: Keep it De-real

Q gives a Covid update, passwords, immortality, and yellow cardinals.
3/14/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 45 seconds
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#472: Senility Smiles

The Johnson’s “celebrate” Pam’s 75th. Sunday Jeff divulges the secret to everlasting youth. The Chinese get down and dirty.
3/7/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 33 seconds
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#471: Poppin’ Da Cherry

Bry, Walt & Q try out their new studio for the first time and talk about tossing trophies, Sucking Wandavision weiner and hermaphroditic birds.
2/28/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 57 seconds
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#470: The Cult of Tom

Q is back in the pink, Bry has wanderlust, Bry and Q watch Flashdance.
2/14/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 46 seconds
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#469: Qovid

Walt visits the post office. Bry and Walt consider a plowing business and reminisce about an old job.
2/6/20211 hour, 1 minute, 35 seconds
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#468: Orange Man

Capitol riots, hunting Bigfoot and the Super Bowl
2/1/20211 hour, 1 minute, 18 seconds
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#467: Swan Song

Bry, Walt and Q get melancholy when they record for the last time in the Secret Stash. Also, giant wieners.
1/19/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 31 seconds
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#466: The Birdman of Staten Island

Christmas recap. Q’s etiquette is questioned. Would you hire a prison coach?.
1/4/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 8 seconds
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#465: Wookiee Style

Walt fears ice, The Mandalorian, Declan is behind the deep fake craze.
12/29/20201 hour, 22 minutes, 31 seconds
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#464.5: It Was The Times: Black Christmas

Bry and Frank 5 are joined by stalwart 13%er Chelsea Hughs to talk about the horror classic.
12/25/20201 hour, 5 minutes, 55 seconds
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#464: Ignorance is Dope

Bry goes to Orlando, Q takes issue with a friend, Sage drops a bombshell.
12/16/20201 hour, 19 minutes, 50 seconds
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#463.1: The Best of Butter Lips

Join Bry, Walt Gitem and Tom as they take a special look back at best clips from the All New Sunday Jeff show
12/9/20201 hour, 31 minutes
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#463: Who’s The Turkey Now?

Thanksgiving, sexy teen hijinx, Pam and Edgar betray Bry.
12/5/20201 hour, 15 minutes, 12 seconds
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#462: Gimme The Loot

Bry, Walt and Q sit down with the record store clerk to face off with their love-making playlists.
11/30/20202 hours, 10 minutes, 35 seconds
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#461: Stronger than Time

The boys talk midlife crisis, bullying. Bry & Q try their hand at unorthodox couples counseling.
11/21/20201 hour, 39 minutes, 22 seconds
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#460: Fat Tit

Bry discovers he may not be a breeze of a friend. Should platonic buddies breed? Curse of the parrot.
11/9/20201 hour, 7 minutes, 57 seconds
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#459: Mask

Git Em and Q debate The Mandalorian, an update on brother Erik, Ant tattoos.
11/3/20201 hour, 57 seconds
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#458: Sarcata Nagrata

Walt celebrates a sexy birthday, Git ‘Em lives with Camel spiders, Joe Gatto calls in to talk pooches.
10/25/20201 hour, 40 minutes, 50 seconds
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#457: The Meundies 2020 TESD Halloween Spooktacular

Prepare for an episode choc-a-bloc full of sassy spirits, cheeky poltergeists and a very special visit from a horror icon.
10/13/20202 hours, 24 minutes, 7 seconds
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#456: Musical E

Thanks to Q, Walt relives a familiar nightmare. How to crack a safe. Jsarge brings good vibes and comedian Steve Byrne joins the pod.
10/7/20201 hour, 45 minutes, 37 seconds
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#455: Potpourri of TESD

Q is elected minister of defense. Bry wants a muscle car. What music would you play for aliens?
9/27/20201 hour, 5 minutes, 49 seconds
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#454: Eyes Up!

Greeting cards aren’t for everyone. Is your vision worth a toke of weed? Wedding talk.
9/21/20201 hour, 48 minutes, 43 seconds
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#453: One Boob Out

Night one of the IJ cruise finds a heavily medicated Bry talking about his distaste for crossing guards, inventive snaps and werewolf schools.
9/14/20201 hour, 14 minutes, 45 seconds
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#452: Die on Every Hill

Bry and his boys retire to a cave to record the bachelor party of the Pandemic. Trigger warning: spotty sound in the beginning.
8/31/20201 hour, 15 minutes, 3 seconds
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#451: I Buy Comics

Bry, Walt and Q bring a taste of Patreon.
8/23/20201 hour, 6 minutes, 10 seconds
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#450: Silver (alert) Foxes

The evils of ‘Kindergarten Cop’, Q “loses’”power, has TESD lost its fastball?
8/9/202056 minutes, 56 seconds
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#449: Dr. Qlittle

Q plays Ranger Rick. Walt faces down killer bees. Bry issues an apology.
8/3/20201 hour, 16 minutes, 54 seconds
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#448: Sk8ter Boyz

Homeward Bound, The Ten Commandments and mortality.
7/20/20201 hour, 2 minutes, 4 seconds
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#447: Phuc Boyz

A hero teacher dies, unsettling urbanites and the boys make a public plea to Spotify.
7/13/20201 hour, 8 minutes, 45 seconds
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#446: The TESD Father’s Day Blowout

Do you need one?!
6/22/20201 hour, 10 minutes, 23 seconds
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#445: Overkill: Kissing The Prussian Devil

Cryptids and Corona
6/11/20201 hour, 10 minutes, 40 seconds
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#444.5: It Was The Times

*WARNING! Major spoilers lie within. Frank5 and Bry talk ‘The Last American Virgin’
5/24/20201 hour, 26 minutes, 1 second
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#444: Four Colors For Life

Bry, Walt, and Q celebrate this demonic episode by talking frenzied Frenchies and piss boners.
5/24/20201 hour, 11 minutes, 51 seconds
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#443: Q’s Blues

Q donates beer for a noble reason. Bry recommends a movie, Walt disagrees.
5/14/20201 hour, 4 minutes, 14 seconds
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#442: Fry Guy

Q waxes philosophic. Walt is downvoted.
5/3/20201 hour, 18 minutes, 17 seconds
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#441.5: Frank5 and Bry Present: The 80’s in 80

Frank5 & Bry discuss the 1983 teen sex romp ‘Joysticks’
4/29/20201 hour, 11 minutes
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#441: Lyin’ Johnson

Corona (of course), Cryptozoic Man, and other stuff.
4/25/202056 minutes, 35 seconds
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#440: Tit 4 Tat

Would YOU shun a friend for cannibalizing a child?
4/19/20201 hour, 12 minutes, 24 seconds
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#439: TESD 3-way

Bry, Walt, and Q assess their personalities
4/13/20201 hour, 24 minutes, 9 seconds
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#438: Over The Rainbow Bagel

Q poses an ethical question, Walt considers cooking in the nude, Bry loses his cool and nothing gets destroyed.
4/5/20201 hour, 11 minutes, 57 seconds
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#437: Jim Class

You NEVER guess what Bry, Walt, and Q talk about this week!
3/24/20201 hour, 32 minutes, 13 seconds
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#436: Overkill Junior

Bry loses time in a haunted hotel, the TESD cameramen tell a harrowing story.
3/13/202056 minutes, 7 seconds
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#435.5: Hear Ye, Hear Ye

The news you’ve been waiting for
3/1/20204 minutes, 25 seconds
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#435: Bry The Masseuse

The IJ Movie sweeps the nation. Bry does a comedy event with Jiggy. Bry and Walt compare their ‘worth writing down’ lists.
2/28/20201 hour, 5 minutes, 26 seconds
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#434: Are You My Mother?

TESD welcomes a rare guest
2/21/20201 hour, 8 minutes, 30 seconds
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#433: Stirling Porrich

#433: Stirling Porrich by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
2/11/20201 hour, 20 minutes, 43 seconds
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#432: Spreading the Disease

A quarantined Bry Skypes into TESD. Ming offers Q a stake in A Shared Universe.
2/2/20201 hour, 18 minutes, 15 seconds
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#431: Ill Communication

Bry and Walt talk to Jersey guy and Comic Book Men showrunner, Brian Nashel about the old days.
1/27/20201 hour, 15 minutes, 36 seconds
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#430: Oldmandalorian

Bry and Walt try to raise Q’s spirits by invoking Star Wars and The Penn State scandal.
1/19/202055 minutes, 47 seconds
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#429: Fire in the Hole: Rise of the Buttlerockets

Bry, Walt and Q talk about hotel trysts, New Years rockin eve and teens micturating all over each other.
1/11/20201 hour, 15 minutes, 8 seconds
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#428: It’s over, Johnson! It’s over!

A devious and malevolent podcasting duo launch Operation: Destroy the beloved podcast, Tell ‘Em Steve Dave
12/8/20191 hour, 11 minutes, 37 seconds
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#427: Water Tastes Like Water

Robo-Q visits, Walt makes a stinky Sophie’s choice. Bry defines irony.
11/24/20191 hour, 16 minutes, 23 seconds
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#426: Gone Phishin’

Bry’s mental state is thrown into question. A long, lost, guest is welcomed back.
11/14/20191 hour, 17 minutes, 45 seconds
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#425: Prince Bry of Monaco

The advertising piper is paid. Bry hangs up his tool belt for good. Historic news comes from Tesdtown.
10/31/20191 hour, 33 minutes, 34 seconds
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#424: Chicken Centipede

Bry, Walt, and Q talk to a special Halloween guest.
10/27/20191 hour, 28 minutes, 44 seconds
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#423: The One Where They Seem Comatose

Someone besmirches Q’s beloved Ghostbustahs. Walt ruminates about a life most ordinary.
10/21/201957 minutes, 27 seconds
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#422: A Scarecrow’s Story

Depressed moods, insomnia, getting old, and embracing ones glaring shortcomings. It’s a tesd party!
10/10/20191 hour, 10 minutes, 21 seconds
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#421: Retailer Holocaust

Q officially launches his beer. Walt calls out Amazon. Bry goes gaga for a celeb.
9/27/20191 hour, 9 minutes, 3 seconds
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#420: The Brothers Grimm(Er)

Bry’s brothers, Erik and Darin, drop by to tell tale of growing up Johnson.
9/15/20191 hour, 3 minutes, 24 seconds
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#419: Silver Ain’t Bad

Bry and Walt take Q to business school. Walt defends an indefensible video. Who’s the coolest member of TESD?
9/10/20191 hour, 12 minutes, 21 seconds
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#418: QISS

Bry goes to a kid’s party. Q rocks out in fellowship with an unlikely compatriot.
8/31/20191 hour, 14 minutes, 9 seconds
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#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade

#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
8/29/20198 minutes, 24 seconds
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#417: Little Owl Hands

Jiggy guest stars and talks comedy, celebrity stalkers and all manner of animal attacks.
8/19/20191 hour, 46 minutes, 20 seconds
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#416: Rock and Roll Fantasy

Bry and Q go rock concerting. Bry and Q go rock concerting. Walt invokes Triple Talaq.
8/8/201951 minutes, 37 seconds
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#415: American Dadz

Twitter turns on a beloved TESDtown resident. Walt defends both Tom Brady (surprise!) and servitors (surprise!)
8/2/201957 minutes, 29 seconds
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#414: This Shithole Earth

Q falls repeatedly and can’t get up, Walt’s cops a blasé attitude toward aliens.
7/23/20191 hour, 15 minutes, 41 seconds
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#413: Bagel Shrimp

Who did what on the 4th, IJ shoots their 200th episode, Walt never saw Willy Wonka.
7/15/20192 hours, 34 minutes, 16 seconds
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#412: Fancy Pants

Q grouses about a favor Bry asked. Walt demonstrates a show of wealth.
6/27/20192 hours, 13 minutes, 57 seconds
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#411: Auditory Promised Land

How does one address casual anti-semitism from a new relative? Join Casey Bry, Walt, and Q along with special guest Casey Jost to find out!
6/18/20191 hour, 6 minutes, 52 seconds
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#410: BM Bounty Hunters

Walt & Git 'Em conspire to cheat animal services. Bry & Mike envision a 2nd career
6/11/20191 hour, 13 minutes, 42 seconds
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#409: No More Periods, Period!

IG dummy destroys a statue, Walt loves Aladdin, Bry deals with holiday traffic
5/31/20191 hour, 17 minutes, 17 seconds
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#408: Activate Baby Mode

Provocative bumper stickers, which member of TESD will die first and Bry learns to use his words.
5/25/20191 hour, 26 minutes, 11 seconds
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#407: Hair by Jeffrëy

Bry, Walt, & Sunday Jeff talk about a high school porn star, match game and fallen celebs.
5/17/20191 hour, 11 minutes, 8 seconds
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#406: The Slippery Slope of Satanism

Easter doings. Walt goes bananas. Vegas trip update.
5/9/20191 hour, 43 minutes, 13 seconds
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#405: Jurassic Dorks

Q and Git ‘Em plan a Vegas trip. Walt dismisses Paleontologists dressed in their Sunday best. Bry is triggered by a 40 year old game show.
4/24/20191 hour, 34 minutes, 22 seconds
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#404: Romancing the Stone

Things get serious as the guys talk about Bry’s latest health issue and what crimes do and don’t deserve incarceration
4/15/20191 hour, 24 minutes, 3 seconds
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#403: Rock and Roll Fantasy

Did ‘80’s Metal prevent teen suicide? Walt, Bry, & Q head to the Big Easy where Q buys a smut piece.
4/11/20191 hour, 25 minutes, 53 seconds
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#402: Never.

Bry, walt, and Q head to New Orleans. Bry shows questionable passion in regard to a decades-old game show.
3/28/20191 hour, 37 minutes, 53 seconds
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#401: After the Glory...

Hot off the stunning reception of episode 400, Bry, Walt, and Q do a 401st episode. Joey Fatone calls in.
3/8/20191 hour, 45 minutes, 33 seconds
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#400.1: Making Haystory

Part 2 of the best episode of the best podcast ever. Famous TESDtown residents stop by to play some games. Music: Vicky Pezza - No Need to Roofie
2/14/20192 hours, 23 minutes, 18 seconds
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#400: Makin' Hay 3

The boys celebrate 400 episodes by completing a trilogy almost a decade in the making Music: Vicky Pezza - This Song is About Brian 'Q' Quinn of TV's Impractical Jokers
2/7/20195 hours, 33 minutes, 29 seconds
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#399: WrestleRama

Tom Brady takes a drubbing. Walt’s jelly over Bry and Q gettin’ lovey dovey. Music: Blood Moons - Flying Without Feathers
2/2/20191 hour, 30 minutes
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#398: Max Factor

An old friend sits in for Q. Music: Solar Warden - Interdimensional Penis
1/25/20191 hour, 34 seconds
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#397: Prank Superstar

Bry, Walt, and Q spend some alone time. Walt questions Bry’s boundaries. Music: The Radium Girls - Perigo Mines
1/15/201956 minutes
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#396: Fitbit Follies

Bry, Walt, and Q talk about the holidays. Bry and Q have a movie night. Music: Tracksuit Ambassador - Gravespotting
1/8/201956 minutes, 47 seconds
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#395: Fuller House

Christmas trees, Santa rates and Bry becomes testy with a purveyor of hamburgers. Music: TESD - Baby It's Cold Outside
12/23/20181 hour, 24 minutes, 36 seconds
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#394: The Ronda Rousey of Reindeers

Thanksgiving, Rudolph, and AI sexin’ Music: Shinobi Ninja - ILL ISH
12/5/20181 hour, 18 minutes, 36 seconds
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#393.5: Tea Time

Slugs, periods, cow shit, panties for all, and punching bus drivers. Music: Vogue Villains - From Us, To Them
11/20/201848 minutes, 14 seconds
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#393: The SS Hoochie

Bry keeps up with the Kardashians, fat news, The R-word is examined. Music: The Winter Project - Soaring Death
11/9/20181 hour, 1 minute, 2 seconds
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#392: King Dong

Bry, Q and a drugged up Walt discuss the urine black market, Broadway plays and nude aquatic adventurers. Walt takes a wrong turn in the Big City. Music: 4 Colors 4 Life - TESD Rap
10/29/20181 hour, 24 minutes, 13 seconds
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#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh

#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
10/20/20181 hour, 50 minutes, 26 seconds
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#390: Unhuggable

Walt prescribes hugs for happiness. Bry renews his vow to end handshaking. Can you keep a meteorite? Music: Sunday Greg - I am 148
10/12/201858 minutes, 35 seconds
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#389: A Livestream to Remember

Bry, Walt, and Q throw in the towel. Music: Scott E. Wells - Woke Up to a World on Fire
10/5/20181 hour, 43 minutes, 8 seconds
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#388: Death and Periods

Who’d wipe your ass in a pinch? Sage dispenses some advice. Q gets into a fender bender. Music: CVPITVLS - Stereologue
9/24/20181 hour, 18 minutes
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#387: Fuck Cantcer

Bry has no choice but to embrace solipsism. Walt argues for puppies in restaurants. Music: The Last Martyr - Into The Black
9/12/20181 hour, 40 minutes, 8 seconds
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#386: Washing the Martian

Bry suffers an indignity, a delivery boy is scorned, Q drinks a Bud Light. Really. Music: Right As Rain - Helen Of North Brunswick
9/5/20181 hour, 19 minutes, 8 seconds
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#385: Mr. Manager

A suicidal celeb garners Walt’s sympathy. Bry revels in Kendall Jenner’s woes. Q shakes his head at both. Music: Like A Villain (AZ) - I'm Fine
8/29/20181 hour, 40 minutes, 21 seconds
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#384: My Brother the Car

Bry’s brother Erik, official TESD Town shrink, takes the Flan and Son diagnostic assessment test. Bry displays questionable behavior at a wedding. Music: Speds - And So It Is
8/22/20181 hour, 33 minutes, 43 seconds
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#383: Mind Effer (Clean Version)

Dave from Monster Magnet drops by to talk about tons of shit. Music: Wild Kites - Pickpocket
8/14/20181 hour, 53 minutes, 15 seconds
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#382: The Podcast That Cared Too Much

Bry discourages the musical youth. Walt considers a name change. The Fill Ins - No Love Lost
8/7/20181 hour, 22 minutes, 55 seconds
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#381: Butthole Motorboat

Audio from the TESD livestream and then some extra. Handies, Staten Island lore and George Washington vs the Haitians. Music: I Fight Bears - Lost the Fight.
7/31/20182 hours, 42 minutes, 52 seconds
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#380:The Declan Cut Sucks

Bry brings an Overkill That’s sure to please and Walt attempts to top it with a scary close encounter. Music: Senior Discount - Afterlife
7/14/20181 hour, 45 minutes, 45 seconds
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#379: Stop That Pigeon

The Jokers star in a new tow truck show, Bry marvels at Ming’s passion, Walt goes on a cruise to the mosquito coast. Music: Thrown to the Wolves - Republic
7/6/20181 hour, 4 minutes, 36 seconds
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#378: Scatman Johnson

Walt questions the practice of whistling while you work. Q and Bry take a definitive personality test. Music: Pope Paul & The Illegals - Altered State
6/26/20181 hour, 48 minutes, 42 seconds
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#377: Return of the Mack...Daddy

Bry, Walt and Q celebrate Q’s return with stories from the IJ set and deliver big news...some of it good and some of it not so good. Music: Luchador Libre - Player 2 Blues
6/25/20182 hours, 11 minutes, 11 seconds
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#376: Trash Purgatory

Walt and Bry cap off Q’s absence with the final guest host. Walt dusts off an old game. Music: Crazies - Crazy
6/7/20181 hour, 46 minutes, 3 seconds
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#375.5: Go the F*ck to Sleep

Bry and Jsarge present the 2nd in a series of children’s stories
6/7/20183 minutes, 6 seconds
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#375: Enema Mine

TESD introduces the new game show ‘Can you last longer in an attic than Anne Frank?’ Bry opens an “anything goes” bakery. Music: Senior Discount - A Fistful of Discount
5/31/20181 hour, 50 minutes, 48 seconds
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#374: Johnson Being

When joined by another TESD alum, Walt gets competitive and Bry gets his Irish up. Music: The Winter Project - Pantomime
5/26/20182 hours, 23 minutes, 13 seconds
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#373.5: Story Time

Something for the baby ants from Bry and JSarge
5/20/20182 minutes, 6 seconds
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#373: Number 5 is Alive

Walt and Bry put the 2nd of Q’s stand-ins through the wringer and confront the idea that they may live in a shit hole county. Music: Dead Is Forever - King With No Throne.
5/16/20181 hour, 30 minutes, 55 seconds
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#372: King of Swing

While BQ lights up the silver screen with his matinee idol looks, Bry and Walt talk to the legendary Ming Chen and play a new game with him. Music: Dave Wimer - Daisies and Razor Blades
5/7/20181 hour, 21 minutes, 44 seconds
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#371: Daddy Edgar

Bry celebrates a true American Hero. Q considers running for office. Jiggy plays 1-true-3. Music: Scott E. Wells - Free
5/2/20182 hours, 2 minutes, 34 seconds
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#370: Tell ‘Em Uber Dave

Jiggy joins TESD for a chat, Walt cheats on Tom Brady with Jim Halpert, Bry smells something fishy in a bakery. Music: The Captain Hates The Sea - The Octothorpe
4/24/20181 hour, 11 minutes, 4 seconds
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#369: Angel Coitus

A 13%er who narrowly escaped the clutches of a deranged cult leader stops by. Is heaven just one big friend zone? Git ‘Em and Walt dish on their exclusive book club. Music: Medicated Savage - Be Original
4/10/20181 hour, 23 minutes, 42 seconds
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#368: King Me!

After addressing his h8trz, Walt & Q pontificate on what Bry should care about. Music: Tommy Lombardozzi - You’re No Me
4/3/20181 hour, 1 minute, 18 seconds
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#367: Beside Flanagan

Nuptials, Black Panther and millennials, oh my. Music: Evoker - Insect Overlords
3/17/20181 hour, 32 minutes, 57 seconds
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#366: The Woods of Defecation

Kev cheats death, Q & Walt try to dissect Bry with their blunt, little tools. A superstar NJ celeb calls in. Music: The Fill Ins - The Time Is Now
3/12/20181 hour, 36 minutes, 6 seconds
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#365: Nobody’s Goat

Walt extolls the virtues of Tim vs Time. Q misses the point of a museum. Music: Desmond - Exile
2/15/20181 hour, 14 minutes, 34 seconds
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#364: Himamānav

Bry gets as nasty as he wants to be, Git ‘Em runs afoul of Mike, a mystery substance lands on train tracks in a certain country. Music: Thy Kingdom Slum - Master Plan
2/3/20181 hour, 24 minutes, 37 seconds
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#363: Kweeping up with the Kwinns

Bry & Q are invited to a football party, Walt loses a son, TESD loses a beloved game. Music: Pets with Human Names - Terracotta
1/20/20181 hour, 27 minutes, 54 seconds
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#362: Keepin’ it rawz & keepin’ it realz

Bry needs a wife, Q vs Seth Rogen sex tape, Walt struggles with a recent death. Music: Casanovacaine - Wall of the Earth
1/15/20181 hour, 35 minutes, 55 seconds
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#361: Git 'Em Dies at the End

Christmas and New Years reports, Git ‘Em has a near death experience, Baron Von Flanagan drops some sexy knowledge. Music: NORM - Spilled Milk
1/9/20181 hour, 55 minutes, 17 seconds
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#360: Happy Hamburger

Walt loves standing in line, Bry hates craft stores, Xmas gift exchange. Music: Cydeways - Illusion
12/22/20171 hour, 16 minutes, 57 seconds
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#359: Blue Ballz 4 Kidz

Is midnight too late to text your tailor? Q throws shade at Emeril. TESD considers taking the Tim Tebow challenge. Music: Blind Divide - Pathfinder
12/16/20171 hour, 3 minutes, 15 seconds
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#358: F*ck the trees!

A Devils fan gets stabby. Walt “helps” Bry hang a TV and then spends the best $1.10 of his life. Music: Marbles & Pencils - Hands Up
12/2/20171 hour, 55 minutes, 2 seconds
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#357: Kenan and Q

Old man Flanagan weighs in on the ‘family friendly’ IJ MSG show, Steve Harvey disappoints a nation, Bry has a hairy butt, Miss TESD Overbite contest. Music: The Rough Touch - Death Of A Preacher
11/21/20171 hour, 54 minutes, 30 seconds
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#356: Better Late Than Never

Bry & Q return from the high seas. Walt offers up frowning disapproval of Bry’s life choices. Music: Atragon - I, Necromancer
11/11/20171 hour, 40 minutes, 38 seconds
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#355: The 2017 Overdose Full Special

A holy visitor guides TESD through the depths of hell to rescue the Baron.
10/31/20172 hours, 6 minutes, 31 seconds
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#354: Overbites Matter

Bry brings a hard hitting headline. With the passing of Tom Petty, Q looks to Walt as his new guru. Music: All This Time You’ve Been Waiting For This - Shape The World. The Heavens And The Earth
10/20/20171 hour, 53 minutes, 7 seconds
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#353: The Gun Show

Vegas, Trumptards and libs, oh my. Music: IT - We're All In This Together
10/7/20171 hour, 27 minutes, 10 seconds
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#352: LEGO Babies

Bry smells something foul, Walt brings a list of peeves, Q cares about nothing. Music: Doug Funnie - Rick and Morty (Recap Rap)
9/30/20172 hours, 9 minutes, 49 seconds
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#351: NO MANGO

TESD vies for gang status. Walt receives a warning from a mysterious source. Music: Bad Knaves - Get Up On High
9/23/20171 hour, 35 minutes, 53 seconds
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#350: I am the Patriarchy

Sandusky II, #SavePedro follow up, a listener is heard. Music: Equilibrium - Vague Space
9/19/20171 hour, 42 minutes, 59 seconds
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#349: Down Mexico Way

Walt issues a challenge to Ken Jennings, Bry argues for preserving a little slice of Americana. Music: Waco - Coolangatta
9/10/20171 hour, 39 minutes, 58 seconds
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#348: Time Commander in Chief

Asian confederates, Q becomes a horror icon, Walt don't got no back. Music: Evoker - Here Comes the Metric System
8/30/20171 hour, 42 minutes, 11 seconds
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#347: Git'em the Hell Outta Here

Q gives an unexpected tip. Walt & Bry confront their hometown's sordid doings. Music: Sunday Greg - Get Better Declan
8/19/20172 hours, 39 minutes, 35 seconds
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#346: Granny Comfort

Q's tips, Walt mellows out, Bry goes to Wildwood. Music: QuarterBurn - DeathKlock
8/6/20171 hour, 52 minutes, 54 seconds
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#345: #NOTOKAY

Q's back from San Diego, Walt grouses like he's Bry, Bry dispenses sage advice to those who live close to the ground. Music: Forneus - The Nine Gates Of The Kingdom Of Torment
8/1/20171 hour, 51 minutes, 12 seconds
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#344: Ann Landahs

Q dispenses advice, Sage overreaches. Music: Silent Descent - Breaking the Space
7/17/20171 hour, 4 minutes, 55 seconds
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#343: Meet the Progressives

Walt buys two toilets, Q fears for new New York, Bry mourned the death of the bikini car wash. Music: Dangerfields - Embers
7/8/20171 hour, 18 minutes, 4 seconds
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#342: The Rebranding of Baron Von Flanagan

Q doesn't get the laffs, Bry definitively states what it means to be 'the biggest fan'. Walt plans a solo career. Music: Nopium - Wanting
7/4/20172 hours, 11 minutes, 24 seconds
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#341: Spooky Puss

Q tries to get arrested in Paris. The TESD brand takes to the sky. A reincarnated Walt is still going steady. Music: Relative Blood - #4
6/24/20171 hour, 9 minutes, 21 seconds
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#340: Love Warrior

Who amongst the guys is a perfectionist? Walt's lack of cow milking skills makes him feel inadequate. Conflicting opinions on Wonder Woman. Music: El Beasto - Feed the Kraken
6/16/20171 hour, 24 minutes, 4 seconds
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#339: Flanny Got Fingered

Bry vs Q, Q vs Walt, Walt vs Bry, Arbor Day vs Cinco De Mayo. Music: GRAYSON X - A Beautiful Nightmare
6/10/20171 hour, 42 minutes, 13 seconds
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#338: Fevered Morphine Dreams

Walt & Q demand a kinder, gentler, Bry. A final update on GoT boy's love life. Walt wants to get on some dumb list by any means necessary.Music: Bastard and the Crows - The Fall of John Adams High
6/1/20172 hours, 4 minutes, 59 seconds
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#337: Kwigleeuh

Murder most foul, past lives most lived & Stargate most boring. Music: Language of the Mad - Life
5/26/20172 hours, 9 minutes, 49 seconds
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#336: Mushken

Walt sympathizes with Lil Bow Wow, Bry sympathizes with Kendall Jenner, Q sympathizes with Steve Harvey. An all new game show debuts. Music: Score of All Things - I Am Dead Inside
5/14/20172 hours, 7 minutes, 47 seconds
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#335: Prince Q

Sage gets married, Walt suggests an unorthodox method of fighting terrorists. Are prison boyfriends acceptable? Music: Boom Child - I Want to Shift Your Sister
5/5/20171 hour, 51 minutes, 32 seconds
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#334: Shave and a Haircut

Bry & Q make the headline on Hollywood's top news sites, Hitlearn something new, Bry goes to dinner with the Flanagans. Music: Famous Fred and the Creatures Unknown - Ganda
4/28/20171 hour, 20 minutes, 28 seconds
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#333: Sunday Jeffosauraus

Bry talks about a self-proclaimed haunted bar, did dinosaurs pitch in to build the pyramids? Music: Aurora Blue - Stay
4/25/20171 hour, 36 minutes, 37 seconds
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#332: Bloody good time

Bry talks of a budding fear of bathtubs, super crappy food and overflowing urine troughs at the 2017 Edinburgh Comic Book Men panel. Music: Kyle Sammond - Ride
4/19/201759 minutes, 3 seconds
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#331: Is there a Doctor in the house?

Bry's brother Erik, a fancy pants doctor, offers up some psychological breakdowns. Music: Scott E. Wells - Damn Near Twenty
4/7/20171 hour, 28 minutes, 52 seconds
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#330: Try the Veal

The boys welcome a superstar guest. Walt reconsiders a tap dancing career. Music: Galactic Polecats - Necro Girlfriend
3/25/20171 hour, 46 minutes, 23 seconds
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#329: Log Box

Bry, Walt & Q consider a 'Deliverance' remake, Bry gets into (another) altercation, 2 Live Crew vs 1 middle-aged Jew. Music: Chayser - My Three Suns
3/18/20171 hour, 55 minutes
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#328: Take a Blow

Bry and Walt are joined by the smartest man in the room. Bry is not invited to a kid's birthday party. Music: Concentric Circus - Pareidolia
3/11/20171 hour, 25 minutes, 30 seconds
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#327: The Human Corn

Walt insinuates Bry's teflon coating may be scratched. Bry and Q go to Hollywood. Fat Newz.. Music: Ramskull - Hector
3/7/20171 hour, 2 minutes, 50 seconds
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#326: The Atomic Lantern of Love

Bry marches in a peace rally, Valentine's Day philosophies. Music: Grady Seasons - Supervisor
2/27/20171 hour, 10 minutes, 14 seconds
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#325: Ignorance is Holy

Bry, Walt & Q talk to a guy with more experience in exorcism than anyone else they know. Music: Dug Free Man - Break It
2/20/20171 hour, 49 minutes, 15 seconds
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#324: The Verdict

The stunning follow up to Brian Quinn's trial by fire...ants. Should he stay or should he go now? Music: Jamie Coon - Forgive Me
2/11/20171 hour, 40 minutes, 44 seconds
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#323: My Cousin Quinny Part II

Q is put on trial by fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Lo-fi Fun Factory - Pull yourself together
2/5/20171 hour, 31 minutes, 48 seconds
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#322: My Cousin Quinny Part I

Q is put on trial by Fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Waco Band: Agitation
1/30/20171 hour, 45 minutes, 20 seconds
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#321: Slip 'n Slide Orgy

Q's impending trial, Gay animals, Reddit douches, listener problems. Music: Melon Tiger: She Only Lies
1/21/20171 hour, 32 minutes, 31 seconds
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#320: Hey, hey we're the Jokers!

Walt & Bry issue a sexy 100 day challenge, Mid-life dream cars vs mid-life reality hoopties, Sunday Jeff loses his passion for collecting. Music: Greg Rekus: Never Satisfied
1/13/20171 hour, 31 minutes, 31 seconds
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#319: Nostradummies

Past quatrains are reviewed. Bry goes full Rupert Pupkin. Music: VaultsOfExtoth & JSarge - Lure of The Kissing Skull
1/10/20171 hour, 37 minutes, 56 seconds
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#318: Q'z Brewz

2016 in review, American treasure Steve Martin, Q dreams of becoming the 2nd Baron on TESD. Music: 3 Parts Dead - My Mistake
1/1/20171 hour, 28 minutes, 25 seconds
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#317: This is Why!

Q steals Walt's thunder, Rogue One, Bry discovers why he's not a doctor. Music: Sunday Greg - Sunday Jeff He is the best
12/24/20161 hour, 35 minutes, 51 seconds
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#316: Grasshead

Walt proves his metaldom at a young age. Bry brings a Christmas tale of abject shittiness. Music: Dug Free Man - Getting Close
12/18/20161 hour, 23 minutes, 4 seconds
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#315: Woe is Q

Q faces a catastrophe, Bry faces a minor bump in the road, Walt is shamed. Music: Floorian - Spinning Time
12/10/20161 hour, 42 minutes, 41 seconds
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#314: Impressing the Prof

The Prussian Kissing Skull dishes out cheers & jeers. The guys present their senior thesis to Professor 5. Music: We Scare Nightmares - I, Narcoleptic
12/4/20162 hours, 48 minutes, 53 seconds
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#313: 4th and Down

A supernatural force stirs Q. Walt stumbles in his first step in joining the Illuminati. Brytanic brings a conspiracy theory to the poker table. Music: Thy Crest Be Shorn - Winds Of Destruction
11/27/20162 hours, 21 minutes, 45 seconds
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#312: Tan & Poisoned

Walt returns from Florida, Git 'Em gives an animal control clinic, TESD dispenses sound advice in a flash. Music: Sawdust - Downward
11/19/20161 hour, 47 minutes, 41 seconds
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#311: Peepin' N Creepin'

While Walt suns his privileged ass in Florida, The Space Monkeys figure out how to make America tolerable again. Music: The November Council - Attack The Golden City
11/13/20161 hour, 27 minutes, 36 seconds
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#310: Woke FlanaSkinOnSkin

Paradoxical undressing, Walt lures elderly people to his car, a famous guest craps all over TESD studios. Music: Sunday Greg - Glass Table
11/4/20161 hour, 58 minutes, 10 seconds
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#309: Tampons 'n Mini Sombreros

Q defends Staten Island (again), PC BS pisses off Bry (again), Walt wants teens to run the country. Music: Mazinga - 547
10/28/20161 hour, 30 minutes, 31 seconds
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#308: The 2016 Overdose Full Special

Bry's needle moves thanks to Troy. TESD presents their annual Halloween episode. Music: Vicky Pezza - Monster Dick
10/23/20162 hours, 51 minutes, 11 seconds
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#307: BQ+BM=TLF

Q is named Pusshole of the Week, scary clown fad, the boys dust off 'Rant or Ruse?'. Music: Crazies - Spookshow
10/15/20162 hours, 17 minutes, 50 seconds
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#306: #Funeralz

A TruTV suit joins TESD to expose the seedy underbelly of IJ. Walt & Bry take the opportunity to pitch a few grand slam ideas. Music: Woke - Alone In The Dark
9/30/20162 hours, 15 minutes, 20 seconds
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#305: Batches of Patches

A beloved segment returns, the boys talk about Weiner, Q gets his rocks off. Music: Extinguish the Sun - Flashes
9/23/20161 hour, 37 minutes, 47 seconds
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#304: It's Porn Dog!

Q is called to the carpet, Bry puts overzealous IJ fangirls on blast, smartest mammals. Music: Temple Kings - Big Talk Little Man
9/15/20161 hour, 22 minutes, 53 seconds
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#303: Polaroid from Dimension Z

A mystery photograph provides a clue to another universe. Rationality is dismissed. The debunked is debunked. Music: Millennia - Callipygian.
9/10/20162 hours, 1 minute, 16 seconds
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#302: evaD evetS me' lleT

Bry goes to a urine park, Colonel Q defends his title, Walt introduces two brand-new games. Music: Human Repair Shop - Rats Off To Ya
9/3/20162 hours, 12 minutes, 21 seconds
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#301: Chocolate Clocks

Git 'Em reveals how married life is treating him, Walt is first disgusted, then impressed by Sweden. Music: Jay Mac Attack - A Dogs Life
8/28/20161 hour, 45 minutes, 48 seconds
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#300: Git 'Em to the Chapel

Tell 'Em Steve Dave celebrates their 300th podcast episode with the unholiest of ceremonies, the marriage of Git 'Em Steve Dave. Music: Vicky Pezza - Gitem Superstar
8/12/20163 hours, 41 minutes, 37 seconds
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#299: Walking Over Hot Coals To 300

TESD mulls getting into the self help business. Music: So Much For Pathos - The Words To Say
8/5/20161 hour, 27 minutes, 57 seconds