OUT NOW! Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner IG: https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner 1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date 3:15 Cats vs Dogs 6:19 More Accessible Gooning 8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate 14:12 Best Position in Bed? 18:42 First Interaction With Aliens 25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens? 28:19 Correct Way to Wipe 35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For 38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About? 40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner 45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed? 49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend? 51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor 59:47 Head vs HJs 1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore 1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69 1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment 1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World 1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks 1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together 1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better? Thanks to BetterHelp, Embark, Mando, Blue Chew, Kalshi BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Embark - Go to https://embarkvet.com to get free shipping and save $65 with promo code SOCKS Mando - New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code when you go to https://shopmando.com that equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Blue Chew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Kalshi - You can sign up at https://kalshi.com/socks and the first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! #ad #sponsored

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October 20th check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Michael Blaustein Comedy Special “Silly Goose” October 20th 2:34 Michael Back From UK, Monsters Menendez Brothers Series, Baby Oil Etiquette 9:37 Mr. Olympia Ireland, Scottish Accents, Dublin Food 15:54 Audiences in the UK vs America 23:02 Nutter Butter TikToks, The Sabbath, The Lord Moves the Most Tickets 29:26 Michael’s UK Travel Nightmare 35:06 Trevor Bricked Up on Blue Chew (Not an Ad) 47:19 Michael’s Hotel Fiasco 58:05 Bad Experience, Good Show 1:01:00 Michael’s Family Embarrasses Him, Trevor’s Gripe About a Dumb Prank 1:11:28 Trevor Gets Trolled by Football Fanatics 1:22:33 Destructive Ways to Deal With Stress 1:25:22 Ask Riley Reid - Can You Smell Butt While Giving H**d? 1:31:35 Sock Talk - Does an Ice Cube in the Backdoor Feel Good? 1:36:47 Secret Sock - How Do You Make Sure Your Date Doesn’t Sound Like an Interview or One-Sided? Thanks to PXG, Factor, Blue Chew, Lucy, BetterHelp PXG - Go to https://pxg.com and use code stiffsocks to save $10 per club on your order Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month Blue Chew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order + free shipping BetterHelp - Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond 11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates 18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas 28:50 Most Visited Websites 2024 33:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent 41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries 53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time 1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out? 1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x? 1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used Thongs Thanks to Load Boost, Prize Picks, Gametime Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Prize Picks - Download the app today or got to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Gametime - Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Apple Peeling Video - Real or Fake? 4:39 Boy Bands, Women Make the World Go Round, Nancy Pelosi 11:59 Online Hustles to Get Rich,  22:39 Kamala Harris’ Husband, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, NFL is Rigged 29:52 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & Trevor’s Mormon Fascination 45:36 Other Worldly Smells, Stage Names, Michael Blaustein Maroni 53:49 Top Earners on OnlyF and Michael Starts an OnlyF 1:05:52 Michael’s Bizarre Uber Driver 1:13:24 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Sexiest Hobbies For Guys 1:20:15 Sock Talk - Rave Ladies or Country Concert Ladies? 1:24:47 Testing the Apple Peeling TikTok Video 1:31:09 Secret Sock - I Sent Revealing Pics to a Girl and Was Blackmailed  Thanks to Prize Picks, Load Boost, BetterHelp Prize Picks - Download the PrizePicks app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly when you play $5! Load Boost - Visit load boost dot com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off BetterHelp - Stiff Socks is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NH: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows 2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage 17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt 25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam 40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous 45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants 53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials 1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend 1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women 1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding 1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes Thanks to Mando, Harry's, Blue Chew Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [socks] at https://shopmando.com #mandopod Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/socks Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you got to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout—just pay $5 shipping.  #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NH: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Stiff Socks Tour Announcement! 2:46 Get Tix to Our Livestream! 3:50 Riley Reid’s Dress Stuns the Boys 11:57 Riley Reid’s Stiff Socks Shirt 14:36 Sliding Into Celebrities DMs, Group Sessions, Numbing Spray 20:57 DVD vs Streaming 24:51 Trevor’s Weird Club Experience 36:17 Production Studios, McDonalds, Eating With Your Hands 43:50 First Kisses, High School Hook Ups 1:01:00 Politicians, Fashion Trends, Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Power 1:08:46 Postpartum, Michael the Girl Dad, Bedroom Stunts 1:13:31 Sock Talk - Getting Her in the Mood 1:18:14 Riley Reid’s Poems 1:25:55 Secret Sock - Disappointments in the Bedroom 1:28:00 Tanning and Tan Lines Thanks to ZocDoc, PXG, BetterHelp, Load Boost, Factor ZocDoc - Go to https://zocdoc.com/socks to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today PXG - Book your fitting today at https://pxg.com BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Dublin, IE: Sept 19 London, UK: Sept 20 Belfast, UK: Sept 21 Manchester, UK: Sept 22 Miami, FL: Sept 27-29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14 Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19 0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream! 2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones 7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms 25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School 30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance 35:54 Programmed by the System 46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents 56:06 Living in the Moment 1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists  1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor? 1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet Thanks to Blue Chew & Arena Club & Prize Picks & Shopify Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. Arena Club - Get 10% of your first Slab Pack or card purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/socks Prize Picks - Go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS or download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly when you play $5! Shopify - Get your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks #ad #sponsored

New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Dublin, IE: Sept 19 London, UK: Sept 20 Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14 Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 0:00 Barefoot Cowboys 3:53 Last Time We Cried 10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies 15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream 20:47 Michael’s Roleplay 26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady 36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup 41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion 47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning 57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer 1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch 1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time 1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try 1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun Thanks to Harry's & Shopify & Gametime. Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/socks Shopify - Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. #ad #sponsored

**New Merch** https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Glasgow, UK: Sept 18 Dublin, IE: September 19 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 0:00 Fast and Furious’ Environmental Impact, Central Park Bench Names, and Family Legacies 7:31 DiGiorno Pizza Disasters, Frosted Flakes Fumbles, and Cafeteria Memories 22:32 New York City Dating Disasters, Bold Squirrels, Golf Course Caddy Baddies 31:03 Craziest Premature Excuses, & Presidential Power Ranking 45:47 The Joy of Pottery, Race Car Beds, & Naming Kids After Vacuums 1:00:46 First Date Disasters, Black Mirror Influencer Episode, and How to Get Back in the Streets (Secret Sock)  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/socks and get on your way to being your best self. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code SOCKS to receive your first month FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast #ad #sponsored 

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily. Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: NYC, NY: Aug 9 Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 tickets + more dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17 Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 tickets + more dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career 15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail 29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have?  55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk 1:13:04 Secret Sock Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives. It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109142959 + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn And speaking of Patreon, we're still cooking up an extra ad-free episode every Friday and trying some new ideas (gamers wya?) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off with code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app & use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100.  Thanks to Arena Club. 10% off with code socks at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks Factor. Use code socks50 for 50% off your first box + 20% off your next box at www.factormeals.com/socks50

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The boys riff on the most valuable body parts in history, girlfriends that are addicted to puzzles, stores being addicted to locking every item up, and sprm donation clinics that are addicted to being mid. Plus, field goal kickers are the unsung heroes of football and Bryce Harper can teach us a thing or two about why it’s good not to come.  Get double the stiff socks madness for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Quince for sponsoring this episode. Free shipping + 365-day returns at www.quince.com/stiffsocks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. www.factormeals.com/socks50 for 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month

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The boys riff on the Hawk Tuah woman and how fast the internet moves, Michael tries to sell Trev on fox tail plugs, and a listener writes in about a voyeur in his neighborhood. Plus House of the Dragon is just House of the Inc*st and one time Michael got JO’d to at a library. Get an extra episode every Friday rain or shine for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MOOD for sponsoring. Get 20% off & a free THCa pre-roll with code SOCKS at https://www.hellomood.com Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode.Save $50 + free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.embarkvet.com

Get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stuff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) sits down with his sons to give advice to Stiff Socks listeners, but first the boys sit down with the legend Adam Ray to talk about watching p*rn on planes, MTV’s dating show golden era, and getting rejected by Paul McCartney. Follow Adam: www.instagram.com/adamraycomedy    Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at www.microdose.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at htttps://www.betterhelp.com/socks   This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

You know her, you love her, it’s Hannah Berner. The crew discuss competitive oral, why it’s correct to be afraid of New York City teenagers, and how to find good d*ck on craigslist. They also get psychic pet readings for Greta, Pluto, and Butter PLUS decide that a Stiff Socks x Giggly Squad live show would have the hottest audience in all of America. Follow Hannah at www.instagram.com/hannahberner Join the Giggly Squad at www.instagram.com/giggly.squad If you love the pod, you can show your support on Patreon and get a whole-ass extra episode every single Friday for literally $5 at patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple at www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. 50% off your first box + 20% off your next one with code socks50 at www.factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.embarkvet.com and use SOCKS to save $50 + free shipping.  Thanks to Zocdoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for FREE at www.zocdoc.com/socks

MERCH?! YUPPPP. Go peep the whole collection at www.stiffsocksshop.com The boys talk crazy about Terrance Howard’s Joe Rogan episode and try to find out if it’s cap when someone says they remember before they were born. They also discuss what the highlight reels of their lives would be, hear a spicy anonymous confession about a Psychic reading, and weigh in on the groom that went viral for spraying his new wife with champagne.  Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode. Save $50 + free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.embarkvet.com This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better segs? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100. Still reading this? Go to www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month.

The boys sit down with the super funny Jeff Arcuri for a conversation about amateur predator catching, weird PE teachers, and fast food chicken nuggets. They also hear from a listener that hates Boston and try to do crowd work on a sock puppet. Merch store opens Monday 6/3 (6/5 for Patreon) at www.stiffsocksshop.com Save $50 and free shipping at www.embarkvet.com with code SOCKS Use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off at www.loadboost.com

Get an extra stiff socks episode every Friday for $5/month!! patreon.com/stiffsockspod. Also on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.  The boys are joined by the very funny Kam Patterson to riff on having sex in an abandoned mall, why there’s no black ghosts, and what to do when you accidentally take NyQuil before doing standup comedy.  Plus Kam chimes in on the stiff socks s*x position rankings and we hear from a listener that had a run in with a powerful razor.  Follow Kam: instagram.com/kamsoofunny Thanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. 10% off all apparel with code stiffsocks at PXG.com/stiffsocks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Zocdoc for sponsoring this episode. Download for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/socks

The boys play some GeoGuessr, learn about short celebrity private jet flights, and riff about the zoo in China that was trying to pass off dogs as panda bears. Nothing is real. They also discover that phone sex is still a thing and hear from a listener that got negged by a p*rnstar. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100! Thanks to Load Boost for sponsoring this ep. Visit loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Thanks to Factor for sponsoring. 50% off 1st box/20% off next month w/ code socks50 at factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off first month at betterhelp.com/socks

Get an extra episode of Stiff Socks every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes. Find Heather at https://heatherontour.com/ Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. First month FREE at https://www.BlueChew.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks

The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt. Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Get an extra episode of Stiff Socks every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys yell about Michael’s bad time at the Canadian border, comment section arguments, and having a meltdown at the dog park. Plus Gypsy Rose is single and a listener needs some help with an unfulfilling seggslife.  Thanks to Mood for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order plus a free THCa pre-roll at hellomood.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100. Thanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. Use code socks at https://www.pxg.com/socks to save 10% on apparel. 

The boys sit down with multi platinum musician/artist 24kGoldn. They break down the Rap Beef Cinematic Universe, learn what it’s like going platinum while you’re still on campus, and discover that you can make a clone of your dick for like 50 bucks. They also try out an AI song generator and wonder if anyone gets bored during a golden shower. Someone go check on the interns at Genius.  Find and follow 24kGoldn: https://24kgoldn.com/ Get an extra wild  BONUS Stiff Socks episode every Friday for $5/month (dollar an episode??) at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod Noel Miller on the pod! The boys riff about open mics in pirate themed restaurants, running into your proctologist at the gym, Cleopatra’s grim ancient s*x toys, and the insane logistics of Noel filming an open-air talk show at 70 mph.  You can watch Hot Laps and Noel’s special at https://www.youtube.com/@noelmiller
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Support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod Trev's fired up on Alpha Brain and the boys are ready to pop off. They react to a company's staged stand-up comedy ad, yell about old people ruining shows, and decide all motivational speakers are in the streets. Plus a listener went viral on PHub and Jack spent $35k in the dumbest way possible. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

"I'm bricked up." - You, after signing up for the Stiff Socks Patreon and realizing you get to support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research on the weirdest part of reddit, and a listener shares a story about sneaky c*m thieves. Plus Busta Rhymes is the best at head, Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit, and Dyson's really do be giving decent dome. PS If you're still reading this head to YouTube and comment Jokey joke foot foot come come. Thanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off apparel when you use code socks at checkout: https://www.pxg.com/socks

Stiff Socks March Madness competition happening now on Patreon! Win some merch AND get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined by actor, comedian, & podcaster Josh Richards to rank all of Nick Cannon’s baby names, learn about apocalypse prep, and investigate where Josh was on the day the Queen died. They also figure out that Bill Clinton was an O.G. Sway Boy and hear from a listener that got some fire top. See more of Josh and watch Read the Room at https://www.youtube.com/@JoshRichards  Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off with code socks50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. In the past years Stiff Socks has received over 500 messages suggesting that Michael should buy a vajankle. Well, ladies & gentlemen, today’s the day The boys riff on being down bad in Milwaukee, the post-nut regret of cleaning a pocket foot, and only getting hard when the weather is perfect. Plus Michael saw an IRL IUD removal and Trev got cucked by Pluto. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a first deposit match up to $100 with code socks when you download the app. Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/socks

Bobby Lee is back in studio to give the boys another shot at friendship. They riff on doing 69 too early, pitch a movie about an alcoholic circus family with a roller derby, and decide that the only way to not get sad is to never ever let yourself cum.  Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order w/ code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. First month free with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

The boys recap their Valentine's Day adventures, decide that every man eventually becomes an Ass Guy, and decide we're all just as bad for the planet as Taylor Swift. They also react to Madame Web, Trump Sneakers, and hear from a listener that JO'd to a very risky soundtrack. Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off w/ code socks50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50

The boys are joined by the legend Jim Jefferies to ruminate on a litany of important issues... like babies with passports, swearing in sign language, cumming on duvets, and getting interrupted doing standup comedy with your shoes off by Leonardo DiCaprio. They also riff on fellow Aussie Margot Robbie, Stephen Hawking orgy logistics, and the sex lives of underpaid acrobats. Find & follow Jim Jefferies at https://jimjefferies.com/ This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. First deposit match up to $100 at https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks with code socks. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks

The boys riff on Travis Kelce giving the ick, how quick you’re cumming after the Super Bowl, and Trev’s wild weekend in Vegas opening for Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer at the MGM Grand Arena. They also discuss valentine’s day plans and learn what gifts women actually want, plus hear from a listener that heard an interesting rumor about Drake. Thanks to Mando for sponsoring this episode. Get $5 off a starter pack with code SOCKS at https://www.ShopMando.com Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for FREE at https://www.zocdoc.com/SOCKS

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys peep some insane Craigslist missed connections and decide everyone on that site should be on a list. They also riff on post nut pumps, react to stupid food, and hear from a listener about the lengths the internet will go for p*rn. Science. Huberman Labs. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com with code SOCKS. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off your first order at https://www.LiquidIV.com with code SOCKS.

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys riff on leaving the streets for love, banging in your childhood bedroom, and the inherent vulnerability of showing your significant other your cum closet. They also talk about Trev's trip to Miami, doing Hot Ones live with Sean Evans, and hear from a listener about nostalgic jerk sessions. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% + free shipping at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. 20% + free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com w/ promo code SOCKS Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. First deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS at https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys be yelling. Topics include shoveling snow to watch the Buffalo Bills, getting negged by salespeople, getting pegged in broad daylight, elite homeless muffin thieves, and Spaghetti Factories with 90 minute wait times. They also hear from a listener that got blindsided by her boyfriend and revisit whether or not Trev knows how to finger. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Free breakfast for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/socksfree with code socksfree. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

We’re celebrating 5 years of Stiff Socks! The boys are joined by their dads (44:50) to learn about dating before apps, jerking off in retirement, and whether or not Trevor and Michael were accidents, but first they reflect on 4,380 days of cum talk, riff on the origins of the podcast, and here from a bunch of you (and some surprise guests). We love you all. Thank you for rocking with us for this long <3 Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys riff on Trev’s wild January 6th fiesta, learn about the new Epstein document dump, and try to figure out if Stephen Hawking is a hoax. They also discuss how Katt Williams has a list of his own and hear from a listener that regrets keeping it in the family.  Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for FREE at https://www.zocdoc.com/socks

The boys watched Saltburn and have a lot of thoughts about funerals, celebrity schlongs, and Jacob Elordi’s bathwater. They also talk about the Gypsy Rose case and her release from prison, Michael’s sex shop escapades, and hear from a listener that got blue balled on a honeymoon. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get free breakfast for life with code socksfree at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socksfree Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys are joined by the GOAT Riley Reid. They riff on P*rnhub’s 2023 Year In Review update, Riley reads some insane comments on her videos, and Trev finally figures out where the g-spot is. They also hear from a listener that had to get creative to JO and learn why Riley had to start trimming her nails before shooting a scene.  Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFF Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

The boys are joined by the OG dirty old man… Santa Claus (33:13) to riff on women with santa fetishes, whether BBL’s feel different on your lap, and why Santa doesn’t have an alibi for January 6th. BUT FIRST-- someone jerked off at the studio and Michael got HURT doing the seggs.  Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100 This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

NEW MERCH DROPS TOMORROW at https://www.stiffsocksmerch.com The boys pitch some insane shark tank ideas (47:34) + riff on the dude that got a tattoo of his favorite OF model, why the new Twitch Meta rules, and why Powerslap is absolutely electric.  Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. 20% + free shipping at https://www.meundies.com/socks Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. FREE 60 day trial at https://www.shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Free breakfast for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/socksfree with code socks free. Thanks to Aura Frames for sponsoring this episode. Get $30 off at https://www.auraframes.com/socks Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS.

Want more Stiff Socks? Get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Trev catfishes Michael with an AI OF model and the boys riff on the insane twerk psychics in the GTA 6 trailer. They also discuss lot lizard inflation, the problem w/ having a hot doctor, the 2023 word of the year, AND hear from a listener that acted like a psychopath.  - Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.prizepicks.com/socks for a first deposit match up to $100

Steve-O is back in studio to take the boys behind the scenes of his new special - Steve-O’s Bucket List. They riff on how many pubes It takes to make a halloween costume, filming with Bill Burr, an insane tour of Michael’s cum closet, and what it’s like to nut while jumping out of a plane. Steve O's Bucket List is now available at https://www.SteveO.com Want more Stiff Socks? Get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Thanks to Aura Frames for sponsoring this episode. Get $30 off at https://www.auraframes.com with code SOCKS.

Support the pod and get an insane bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys riff on what generation is the h*rniest, wonder if you could goon in The Sphere, and try to figure out the worst thing to yell when you cum. Plus Michael discovered the hidden album on his camera roll and a listener got ptopped off to Pterodactyl. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys riff on how long they’d survive as cavemen, . They also debate the sexiest names as decided by science, and take a deep dive on the insanity of Swingers Cruises. Plus a listener is curious about ball sucking and Trevor DROPPED HIS FIRST SPECIAL! Watch Trevor’s special Pterodactyl on Amazon Prime Video: https://www.amazon.com/Trevor-Wallace-Pterodactyl/dp/B0CH5JY5WT Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order + free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFF Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode.Get FREE BREAKFAST for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/socksfree with code socksfree

Want a wild extra episode every Friday? You can do that AND support the pod by subscribing on Patreon, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts for just $5/month - https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are back in studio to riff on Trev enlisting in The Floor General Army, the viral list of women’s worst first date spots, and how absolutely bagged out Lionel Messi is. They also hear from the audience about being so horny you almost ruin your life and learn that Trev used to drink warm O.J. like a psychopath.  Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS when you download the app for $20 off your first purchase.

Want a wild extra episode every Friday? You can do that AND support the pod by subscribing on Patreon, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts for just $5/month - https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined for the second time by podcaster Sofia Franklyn. They get a woman’s perspective on an extremely Michael situation, learn how not to get a reply to a DM, and help a listener that’s trying to get more dominant in the bedroom. Follow Sofia/Sofia with an F: https://hoo.be/sofiafranklynaudi Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS Thanks to NextEvo for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at https://www.NextEvo.com

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys are joined by The Basement Yard's Joe Santagato to riff on being quietly fired,  getting comedy advice from Tim Dillon , and why curving The Rock turned out to be a great career move. They also discuss how Pawn Stars has insane appraisers, why asking for directions in 2023 is sketchy af, and which underrated sauces should be mainstream. Follow Joe / The Basement Yard: https://www.instagram.com/JoeSantagato https://www.youtube.com/c/TheBasementYard Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to NBA 2k Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Download NBA 2K Mobile FREE on the AppStore or Google Play and use promo code TATUM2KMOBILE to receive a Jason Tatum Pearl Tier Card This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys dive in on some popular conspiracy theories and discover a new bigfoot sighting (and another one on the hub) in the process. They also riff on Michael getting Door Dash Dome, Trevor’s chaotic dating life, and hear from a listener that lost his virginity in a 3sum with an OF model. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. First deposit match up to $100 at https://www.prizepicks.com/SOCKS with code SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for a free 60-day trial at https://www.shipstation.com

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. OUR LIVES ARE FALLING APART. Trev has a scorpion infestation and Michael is still houseless. They riff on the worst ways to get rid of scorpions, some of the most insane lyrics from the new Drake album, and why IHOP steak tips are the best choice after a night of fingering. Plus they hear from a listener that has to fantasize during coitus and learn about Joe Budden's very bad day. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Recover properly with Waterboy and get 15% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.waterboy.com/SOCKS This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys riff on Trev’s Fuck TSA era, recap Michael’s special filming in Denver, and learn about the Youtube prankster that got shot in the mall by a DoorDash driver. Michael also almost fired his videographer, Trev had a dream about Michael, and a listener needed help with a misplaced dildo. SCIENCE. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/50socks with code 50socks. Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

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Michael had a wild FT jerk off and Trev's driving with his dick out?? The boys also learn how much hitmen make annually, try to decide which Sesame Street characters lay pipe, and hear from a listener that had a run in with an arsonist. Hear the full episode, get 4 extra episodes a month and instant access to the whole bonus episode catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.

The boys are joined by the legend himself Jo Koy! They rifff on how TikTok is this generation’s Tonight Show, why opening for Cedric the Entertainer taught Jo a valuable lesson, and help a listener that had an awkward run in with his friend’s mom. They also get into investing in Las Vegas (RIP Hooters Hotel) and how to keep writing new material when you’ve filmed a million specials. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Use code socks50 to get 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a FREE 60 day trial at https://www.ShipStation.com with code SOCKS Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.LiquidIV.com This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

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Michael made some progress in his cuck expedition, so the boys discuss the update. They also riff on hot real estate agents, slender finger fingering, and cumming so hard you giggle. Plus a listener writes in about the difficulties of military deployment and Trev has a hot take about dogs. Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

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Michael loses his shirt, Trev yells about Cleveland, and the boys embrace bean bag vibes. They also riff on Michael’s recent college show and hear from a listener that might be into clowns. Support the boys, hear the full episode, AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

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The boys riff on how Trev almost pulled a Michael in a deli, why getting dressed after sex is the right choice,  and how paper bag fuckin' is WILD. They also hear from a listener whose girlfriend has a super special talent. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get exclusive BTS bonus content, access to the stiff socks discord, and more for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

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To celebrate the 3 year anniversary of Patreon, the boys invited a psychic in studio to give a tarot card reading. The results were... chaotic. Is someone trying to fight Michael? Is someone else trying to bang Trevor? Let’s see what the future holds. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

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The boys discover a new genre of porn, wonder what it was like to fuck a flapper in the 1920s, and learn about the great dildo lawsuits of the 17th century. They also plan a nice relaxing evening for Trevor and hear from a listener that turned into an accidental bull. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys discover the Wim Hof Method of jerking off, determine that getting road head might actually be the safest way to drive, and try to figure out why Fleshlight wants you to bang your Jeep Wrangler. They also hear from a listener about having sex with clothes on and demonstrate once and for all the correct way to pee.  Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get a new wireless plan for just $15/month at https://www.mintmobile.com/SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.microdose.com Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.Betterhelp.com/SOCKS

The boys riff on the best places to find wholesome hoes, how MILF's be knowing, and how Michael got extremely frustrated at a cell phone salesman. They also hear from a listener who had a long road trip and decide that the T-Mobile Sidekick was the most fuckboi phone of all time. Support the pod and hear full episode, PLUS get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday instant access to 150+ episodes in the Patreon back catalog Stiff Socks discord and more for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by Trevor’s dad to riff on his unconventional “birds and the bees” talk, going with the homies to a porn theater, and the lengths you used to have to go through to find some tits. They also talk about what Trev was like as a kid and when he knew Trevor would make it in comedy. Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order with code SOCKS at https://breathefum.com/SOCKS Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a FREE trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on how Trev dipped his toes into some goth porn, Michael flipped the script on POV porn, and how parents always knew what “how long will you be gone?” meant. Plus Michael designed a goon cave and Adam Levine might lose his adderal brand deal.  Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Get a $100 instant deposit match with promo code SOCKS at https://www.PrizePicks.com or on the Prize Picks app. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off and free shipping at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks65

The boys hatch a plan to get milked in Kuwait, hear from a listener about an edging incident, and subscribe to Tommy Lee's Onlyfans to see what all the fuss is about. Hear the full episode, support the pod, and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday (+ instant access to over 150 bonus eps) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Get an exclusive episode every Friday and instant access to 150+ ad-free bonus eps from the back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on an insane Megan Thee Stallion cameo in She-Hulk, get an update on how Michael bangs too loud, and wonder if xanned out dogs can rap. They also hear from a listener about clapping cheeks in a bounce house and try to quiz Trevor on some classic movies. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and two free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF.

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Hear the full episode, support the podcast, and get a brand new exclusive episode every Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on Vegas buffets, the problem with Blau's new apartment, and how you can always spot a rescue dog. They also have some advice for a listener with a haircut problem.

Support the boys AND get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for $5/ at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined by the Lena the Plug & Adam22 to riff on riff on why colonoscopy cameras are the next evolution of P.O.V. videos, the challenges of designing a podcast set that’s also good for porn, and why banging in an Easter Bunny outfit is better than you’d think.  Check out Plug Talk at https://www.onlyplugtalk.com, Touchy Subject at https://www.touchysubjectpodcast.com, and No Jumper at https://www.nojumper.com Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with promo code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com or on the PrizePicks app. Thanks to True Classic for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.trueclassic.com

The boys riff on a lady that married a train station, discover that Michael might have money in his walls, and scientifically determine if Trevor would actually have a rack. They also hear from a listener about a pregnancy scare and find out how to get sucked off by a Tesla. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys riff on Trevor’s new car, Michael running out of lube on vacation, and how to compliment a cooter. They also hear from a listener that made a big change after the pandemic and try to figure out who the GOAT of getting laid is. Support the boys and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop condoms, massagers and more on Amazon, at Walmart, or at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Backbone for sponsoring this episode. Get FREE access to over 350 console games and perks at https://www.PlayBackbone.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free grifts at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks16 with code socks16. Thanks to Fum for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.breathefum.com/SOCKS

The boys learn some basic sex ed, discover the world’s largest didldo, and riff on mediocre nuts. They also wonder if electricity is bad and hear from a listener that fucked up some dirty talk. Support the pod, hear the rest of the episode, and get a new bonus ep every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys are joined by comedian Whitney Cummings to talk about the childhood trauma that makes you funnier, modern masculinity, and why incest smells so bad. They also help a listener break some bad news to his brother and learn why Whitney is saving drugs for the nursing home.  Get a bonus episode every Friday and instant access to the bonus episode back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with a free trial of Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and 2 free pillow at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

The boys riff on athletes showing dong on live TV, eating cooter standing up, and jerkin off in hospital parking lots. Plus Theo Von drops in at the end of the episode (53:45) to riff on Monty Lopez boxing Yung Gravy, vaping on planes, and why it’s easy to wish for sex in Louisiana.  Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month AND instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/ at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at https://www.liquidiv.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop condoms, personal massagers and more at https://www.SKYN.com.

The boys riff on step twins, how hangovers can ruin everything, and the economics of feet pics. They also discuss jerkin’ and driving and come up with a wild idea for 10k patrons. Support the boys, hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys try VR porn and reminisce on how much harder they had it as young lads. Plus Trev had a wild weekend in Hawaii and Michael be cummin’ in abandoned apartments. They also hear from a listener who jerks off on cruise control and try to figure out what John Mayer’s body count is.  Get your Stiff Socks merch while you still can at https://www.stiffsocksmerch.com.  Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on making Howcast videos in 2022, wonder how Tom Hanks jerked off on that island, and learn about a couple of twins that married a couple of twins. They also hear from a listener about fingering a girl so good she passes out and decide that shut up is one of the best insults. Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month + instant access to 145+ back catalog bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys discuss how Michael tried the cum quick challenge, learn about a secret swinger code for Florida retirees, and decide that most things are a scam. They also hear from a listener that did some digging up the family tree.  Merch drop August 1st! Check @stiffsockspod on Instagram for sneak peeks and get access to the store a day early at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping and 30% off your first order with code SOCKS at https://www.microdose.com Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at https://www.breathefum.com/SOCKS

The boys buy a sex doll’s only fans account, wonder if Presidents are still sneaking hoes into the Oval Office, and reminisce on mid-pandemic jerk off sessions. They also hear from a listener about sending a cuck on errands and figure out the real reason Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month: on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys are coming at you from the NEW STUDIO to riff on Michael getting wrecked by Ace Hardware, how Trev almost got in a fight in Austin, and whether or not genies have dicks. They also try to figure out Siblings or Dating and hear from a listener who got some awful news from their girlfriend.  Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and a free gift at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Microdose gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on hands free handjobs, what to do if you only have 6 months to live, and how people be getting laid off the most random talents. They also figure out that reiki massage is a hoax and hear about how Michael had a really good cry. Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at https://www.liquidiv.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

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The boys riff on how magicians get no pussy, a wild shot at a hall pass hook up, and a DM from an NFL punter. Plus joining NASA for the hoes and a story from a listener about giving that Gluck Gluck on the phone. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month: on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys riff on Trev’s insane JO habits, debate what the horniest colleges in America are, and argue about whether 69’ing is actually trash. Plus a listener writes in about a new kink that’s sending a ton of people to the hospital. Get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.co Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF Thanks to PolicyGenius for sponsoring this episode. See how much you could save at https://www.policygenius.com/SOCKS Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS

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The boys are joined by comic Annie Lederman to riff about killing your dad on ayahausca, why you should never give your feet away for free, and manifesting success through the power of masturbation. You can find Annie @annielederman and her podcast Trash Tuesday at https://www.annielederman.com Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to 140+ episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Black Buffalo for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.BlackBuffalo.com. Must be 21+ Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free gifts at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks16

The boys riff on the meanest thing someone could say to them, learn how  pigeons bang, and decide that leap years are stupid. They also hear from  a listener that got cheated on in an unexpected way. Hear the full episode AND get an exclusive episode every Friday (+ instant access to 140 bonus episodes) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on dating Amber Heard, the best out of pocket roleplay ideas, and getting hammered at a bachelor party while listening to 90's R&B. They also hear from a listener in a sticky situation and try to figure out why Mr. Beast is the best at Youtube. Watch the Yaris get blown up AND get an exclusive episode every Friday AND instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at https://www.liquiddeath.com/SOCKS Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com/ with promo code STIFF Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs of AG1 at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS

The boys riff on doing ayahausca, taking zoom calls at the zen retreat,  and how saltwater is real bad for phones. They also realize that  stand-up comedy was WILD in the 80's and hear from a listener that had an unfortunate catfishing incident.  Hear the full episode AND watch the boys literally blow up the Yaris (video out now!) for $5/month on Patreon. You also get instant access to 140 eps in the Patreon back catalog + the stiff socks discord and more. https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys check out the wild world of AI sex robots, debate whether or not you should pay for Ubers for someone you're hooking up with, and hear from a listener that had a wild tale of revenge banging. They also decide that celery is trash and decide which jobs are red flags in a relationship. Watch us blow up the Yaris AND get an exclusive bonus episode every week for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at https://www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

 The boys riff on the stupid shit that makes you very mad, the kid that did the worm at every bar mitzvah, and hear from a listener that's been getting topped off by t-ball moms. Plus a bunch more of your questions and suggestions. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog AND be one of the first to see the Blow Up the Yaris documentary premiering this Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

 The boys riff on Trevor's cum quick challenge, how Michael lost his booty virginity, and how Trev has a devoted following on WikiFeet. They also help a listener navigate a new relationship and try to figure out why friends can't help eachother bang.  Get 4 bonus eps a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and be one of the first to see the premiere of the Blow Up the Yaris doc June 10th at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at https://www.keeps.com/socks  Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off your mattress order and two free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks  Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS.  Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF.

The boys went live and riffed on your questions, including their favorite moments from the tour and going to the strip club with your boss. PLUS a sneak peak at some of the footage from blowing up the Yaris. Hear the full episode, tune in to future livestreamed episodes, and get instant access to the whole Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys are joined by adult star Cherie Deville to riff on why it's so important to fluff a guy's brain, the best porn parodies she's ever been a part of, and why some studios fly in a stunt nutter. They also help a listener that got some bad news from his girlfriend and learn about Cherie's No Vagina List. Follow Cherie on instagram @cheriedevillexo Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.co Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Find the card that's right for you at https://www.creditkarma.com

The boys riff on Michael pulling the reverse gogurt, decide chick-fil-a is going through its Bieber phase, and learn about how much money Bhad Bhabie made on Onlyfans. They also riff on surprise threesomes and hear from a listener that is extremely Italian when they orgasm. Support the podcast and get 4 bonus eps a month + instant access to over 130 episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to PolicyGenius for sponsoring this episode. Head to https://policygenius.com/SOCKSHOME to get your free home insurance quotes. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 with code SOCKS16. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF.

The boys talk about the POTUS Pipe Down, getting jellyfished, and  dueling in international waters. They also discover the hottest world  leaders and hear from a listener about hands-free bluetooth orgasms. Hear the full episode while supporting the pod AND get an exclusive bonus episode every week for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys went live as part of the Netflix is a Joke Comedy Festival in Los Angeles with special guest Lisa Ann. They riff on the logistics of planning a gangbang, rate the audience on their stroke game, and Lisa finally teaches Trev how to finger.  Support the pod and get 4 bonus eps every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well, it happened... the G.O.A.T. adult star Lisa Ann joined the boys in studio to talk about the evolution of adult content, how Lisa helped make Johnny Sins a superstar, and why European porn is better than American. They also learn Lisa's tricks to stop cumming so fast and how to psyche yourself up when you need to bang a 4. SCIENCE. BONUS live episode with Lisa Ann from the Netflix is a Joke festival dropping on Sunday! Find Lisa's podcasts, books, and more at https://thereallisaann.com and follow @thereallisaann on all platforms. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquid-iv.com/ Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a year FREE of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets with promo code SOCKS at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS

The boys react to the most cringe tiktok podcast, learn about how Michael got mistaken for an uber driver, and worry about getting your gotdamn dick bit off. Hear the full episode AND support the podcast while getting 4 ad-free bonus episodes a month, instant access to the full Patreon back catalog and more for $5 on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys discover the only podcast on Spotify hornier than Stiff Socks, learn about the world's longest movie sex scene, and help a listener with some threesome etiquette. Plus we get the podcast premiere of Michael's mama. Not that mama... the other mama.  Stiff Socks is LIVE in Los Angeles this Saturday May 7th with special guest Lisa Ann. Get your tickets before they sell out. Support the pod AND get 4 bonus eps a month + the whole patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Seat Geek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order with code SOCKS at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Find the card for you at https://www.creditkarma.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

The boys riff on some wild DMs they got, how hell is probably full of bad bitches, and Trev's new sex move - the FleshLeg TM. They also talk about Michael getting fingered by a doctor and help a listener dealing with an excessive amount of ass eating. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and see Gabe's new tattoo at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order with promo code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off your mattress and 2 free pillows at https://www.HelixSleep.com/SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.ShipStation.com with promo code SOCKS.

Full tattoo vlog and reveal out now on Patreon. Support the boys, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Gabe reveals his tattoo and the boys riff on trickle down cooteromics, porn ads for women, and ladies getting flown out with frequent flyer miles. Trev had a chaotic day at the airport and Michael did the ol' pearl necklace. Plus they help a listener figure out if they made a woman cum or not. SCIENCE. 

The boys riff on how Trev was trappin' at 13, why banging in jacuzzis is the worst, and how influencers are getting pimped out to go to Coachella. They also help a listener with a rubbery cum problem and see what's poppin' on Megan's Law. Comment on the Youtube video of this episode what you want written on the Yaris when we blow it up this weekend. Top 5 most liked comments are getting tagged on the car when we send it to the stratosphere.  Come see Stiff Socks LIVE at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival in Los Angeles Saturday May 7th. Tickets at https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com or https://www.blaucomedy.com Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free gifts at https://www.hellofresh.com/ with code socks16. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets with promo code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com

The boys riff on whether or not aheago is hot, why dolphins are bad people, and what would happen if you had to fist fight a clit. They also peruse the chaotic world of Craigslist Missed Encounters and tell a story about the world's messiest chick-fil-a.  Support the boys and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Stiff Socks LIVE TAPING in Los Angeles May 7th: https://www.netflixisajokefest.com/show/stiff-socks-podcast Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Super Speciosa for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.GetSuperLeaf.com/SOCKS Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.creditkarma.com

The boys riff on Trev bein horned up, how Zuckerberg probably loves  BDSM, and how weird it is to have an open casket funeral in the club.  They also give some advice to a powerlifting listener and debate whether  or not they would be able to give birth.  Hear the full ep, get an exclusive episode every friday, and support the boys for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on Michael having a meltdown over a doctor's appointment, the Balldo ball dildo, and the top ten jobs that get the most action. They also hear from a listener about a j.o. accident and decide what kind of crazy shit they would wear on a red carpet. Come see Stiff Socks LIVE in LA at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival on May 7th. Tickets on sale Friday. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a free year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks

The boys riff on the most disrespectful revenge, saving old love letters, and jerking off in a relationship. They also learn how gloryholes work and decide that Future would make a great step  dad. Support the boys, hear the full episode, AND get 4 exclusive bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on banging with socks on, used fleshlight collections, and how Michael did the sex with a leash. They also decide Jake Paul didn't offer Will Smith enough money to box Chris Rock and reminisce on times that they almost got beat up doing stand-up comedy.  Support the boys and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday (+ instant access to the Patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off PLUS two free pillow at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks

The boys are joined by special guest Bobby Lee! They riff on the point of sending dick pics, being a low velocity cummer, and why Bobby has a purple johnson. Trev also gets quizzed on some basic movie knowledge and they discuss entitlement issues and finding fulfillment outside of comedy. Follow Bobby Lee (and listen to Tigerbelly & Bad Friends) at @bobbyleelive on all platforms. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get up to 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/stiffsocks16 with code stiffsocks16

 The gang discusses the etiquette of paying for a hookup's uber, learn  how they make sex noises in movies, and design the perfect jerk off  room. They also invent drone porn and hear from a listener that missed  some cues at Trevor's show. 

The boys riff on how to sext with the new iPhone emojis, getting hard in space, and how athletes slide into the DMs. They also follow up with audience reactions to last week's wiping debate and hear from a listener that had a bad time eating ass.  Support the podcast and get 4 bonus eps every month (plus instant access to the patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day FREE trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.dietsmoke.com

The boys have a conversation about Mr. Beast's interview on JRE, the creative process, and growing as comedians, but also make time to riff on time travel, jerking off on family vacations, and how they would get elected President.  Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well, you're gonna learn a lot about The Scientists today. The boys riff on how burning bras is the best, wonder why the White House looks like shit, decide that Zoe Kravitz is the best Catwoman and Robert Pattinson is the weirdest Batman, and hear Trevor try to defend a very personal bathroom routine. Support the boys by getting 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try BlueChew free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get 5 free travel packs with your order at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Lumi for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.lumigummies.com with promo code SOCKS. 

The boys learn about virginity auctions, wonder if they ever fished for cum on the magic school bus, and compete to see who's the best at taking off bras. They also hear from a listener who's extremely good at etch-a-sketch and decide that having a journal was a good way to get bullied. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode.  https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Use code STIFFSOCKS at https://www.frepouch.com for 30% off. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get  20% off and  free  shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it free with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com

Trev and Blau are joined by comic, friend, and co-host of the Flagrant 2  podcast Akaash Singh. They riff on the old New York stand-up days, how Blau used to be even more buff???, and how Akaash is finally stepping in to his own as a comedian. They also hear from a listener with a bit of a kitchen fetish and learn that Michael's not the only one with a foot  fetish.  Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys try to do an inkblot test, decide that Google Earth should be a porn site, learn that Captain Planet started global warming, and try to figure out what a muse is and why Julia Fox is one. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for  $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. get 10% off your purchase of $200 or more at  https://www.purple.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order with code STIFFSOCKS at https://www.frepouch.ccom Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode.  Get  10% off at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at https://www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on how to fix schools, jerking off in retirement, and embarrassing  moments from their childhoods. They also hear from a  listener about bangin' in a playhouse and learn about Build-A-Bear After Dark.  Support the boys and hear the full episode, plus a bonus episode every Friday, for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on selling out for the super bowl, vision boarding a bigger dick, and why people get so horny that they take out loans. They also figure out that everyone is freaking out in 2022 and hear from a listener about the best materials to cum into. Support the podcast, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE for 60 days at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 with code socks16 

The boys went live and riffed on getting hangry at the airport, how to handle Valentine's Day with your FWB,  how wild it is that the President has to give up his socials after the election, and more.  You can support the boys, hear the full episode, and get 4 bonus episodes every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys are joined by adult actress Emily Willis! They riff on the perks of producing your own content, dudes that can whistle in the butt, and why hotels are the best place to bang. They also hear from a listener that had a wild threesome and get Emily’s take on whether Trev and Blau could do porn.  Support the pod and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Free US shipping at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to BetterHELP for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get 5 free travel packs with your order at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks

The boys riff on a new sex move, how to become a sports fan, and how wild it would be for Rihanna to be your mom. They also get an update from a listener about banging his crushes mom and learn about getting waterboarded by a squirter.  Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys are joined by podcaster Sofia Franklyn for some absolute lunacy. They riff on which porn star Sofia wants to bang, why being a mormon sister wife would be cool, and how disrespectful wearing AirPods during sex is. They also determine if its possible to look hot in whitey-tighties and hear from a listener with a royalty fetish.  Follow Sofia @sofiafranklyn on all platforms Get 4 bonus episodes a month and 120 episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to our sponsors this week: Athletic Greens (https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks) SKYN Condoms (https://www.SKYN.com) Diet Smoke (20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.dietsmoke.com)

The boys are joined by adult entertainer Mia Malkova and shit gets wild. They riff on whether or not pornstars like average dick, learn about Mia's mermaid fantasies, and hear about the time she kicked a guy as hard as she could in the balls to help him get hard. Oh also Mia gets Blau to RATE HER FEET. Science podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on orders over $30 at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on becoming the CEOs of Hot Dog on a Stick, wonder if school uniforms  actually stop bullying, and figure out the most viewed websites in the  world. They also determine the loneliest meal and help a listener figure  out how to please his girls very specific kink.  Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on ordering lotion on postmates, doing ayahausca in your hometown, and how Jeff Bezos has been wildin' post-divorce. They also discover the world's largest vagina and hear from a listener that had a bad run-in with Facebook Live. Get 4 extra eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order (of $200 or more) with promo code SOCKS at https://www.purple.com/socks Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get 2 months FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.ShipStation.com

The boys take a deep dive on the rumor that Drake is putting hot sauce in his used condoms, riff on being too horny to use a CAPTCHA, and figure out  why dads fucked with Big Dog Shirts so heavily. They also give some stand up comedy advice to a listener and invent QR codes for the cooter. Get 4 bonus eps a month and access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF. Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Take ownership of your health at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks

The boys riff on getting breakfast n' head, being too short for doggy, and being glad the holidays are over. They also talk about Trev's birthday strip club experience and hear from a listener about an extremely specific p*rn subreddit. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, and get instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The guys riff on how Trev jerks it like a professional, teach Michael about hentai, and dive deep on Pornhub's 2021 Year in Review. They also discuss the Alpha Phi Piano Club, Home Depot nut buckets, and hear from a listener who is bangin' in a trailer. Support the pod, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and unlock access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on being single on New Years, Michael's fight with a  flight attendant, and wonder whether baristas be cummin' in chestnut  lattes. They also help a listener figure out what a cooter feels like  and hear from Trevor's gf about ghosting Trev at a NYE party a few years  ago. 

The boys riff on how Trevor was a late bloomer, why reverse cowgirl is overrated, and how Michael should definitely sell his card collection. We also get an update on the legendary cum closet and hear from a listener about some painful dorm room sex.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get up to 16 meals free at https://www.helllofresh.com/stiffsocks16 with our code stiffsocks16

The boys riff on Michael getting scammed, Trev's foray into reddit jerk  offs, why people go wild for t-shirt cannons, and how NFTS are just  modern day beanie babies.  Support the pod and hear the full episode + get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The scientists discuss getting topped off in the metaverse, wonder if head is better now than in the past, and hear about how Trevor took a page out of Blau's book and celebrated the holidays with a little bit of FOOT ACTION (!!!). They also riff on the sexiest fruits, optimal vagina tempertures and whether or not they'd get buried or cremated. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant acccess to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Purple Mattress for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off any order over $200 at https://www.purple.com/socks with our code SOCKS.

The boys riff on how scary Amazon is, wonder if Warren Buffet is a hoax,  and debate which sandwich is the most bangable. They also discuss the  work n' jerk and hear about Michael's recent experience at an El Pollo  Loco.  Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on the hottest women over 60, banging in a denim jacket, and getting horned up in your hometown. They also discuss end-of-year yearbook messages, cuddle boning, and Michael's two-toned cockinas. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Quip for sponsoring this episode. Get your first refill free at https://www.getquip.com/stiffsocks Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

The boys riff on cat milking, artificial insemination, and Gabe's 10  year high school reunion. They also hear from a listener about her and  her boyfriends new fetish and wonder if The Rock would win a  presidential election. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys are joined by podcaster, youtuber, all-around buff guy Bradley Martyn for a wild ride of a conversation about starting an Onlyfans, getting footjobs in Costa Rica, and what it's like to be super strong with a hog. They also riff on rub n' tugs and help a listener who can't stop jerkin' it. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at https://www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS.

The boys went live, riffed on Blau's vacation, sexual fantasies, switching bodies with Jack Harlow, and much more.  Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the cummunity in the stiff socks discord for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on if friendsgiving is cool, how whales are just ubers, and why grabbin' ass in the kitchen is the best. They also peel off another layer of the Blaustein Onion and learn about his time as a dancer in NYC. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at https://www.liquiddeath.com/socks Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try ShipStation free for 60 days with promo code SOCKS at https://www.shipstation.com

The boys riff on losing money fast in Vegas, getting a porn star cosign, yeast infection sourdough bread, and why ladies check the "following" list on IG. They also hear from listeners about potentially co-starring in some onlyfans content and jerking off with only your mind.  Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and make Gabe get a Yaris tattoo for $5/month at https:/www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys react to a big dong on Netflix's Sex/Life, debate whether or not grey sweatpants are just push up bras for a cockinas, and get deep on relationship insecurities. They also hear from a listener that banged with one good leg and wonder why hot guys always have a backpack. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog (110 episodes!!) and more for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at https://www.purple.com/socks with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% with our promo code SOCKS at https://www.hawthorne.co

The boys riff on an anniversary bang-a-thon, quick nuts, and the weird  disses you get from other comics. They also hear from a listener about a  sex club in Calgary and give some advice about premature cummin'. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to 110 patreon exclusive episodes, and join the private stiff socks discord for just $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys are joined by the illustrious Rayna Greenberg of Girls Gotta Eat. They riff on helping Trev learn how to dirty talk, cousin banging, having sex to music, and how to get more adventurous in the bedroom. Get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at https://www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn condoms on Amazon or at https://www.skyn.com

The boys did a live show from The Stand in NYC. They riffed on the worst  kinds of work emails, why Trev is afraid of the subway, and how New York gets Michael rocked tf up. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes every month, plus instant access to the Patreon back catalog (100+ episodes), legendary interviews too wild for the main feed, and access to the super secret Stiff Socks discord for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod. 

The boys riff on Timothee Charlamagne, how bird watchers are just peeping toms, getting rocked up on hope, and how Trevor had to get three months worth of enemas. SCIENCE.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at www.liquiddeath.com/SOCKS Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS.

Trev and Blau get really scientific in this one. They learn about Uteran Walls and ovulation, debate whether Jason Derulo cums his own name, and discuss the top 5 hottest women of all time. They also hear from a listener about how circle jerks are good and Michael gets the nickname Raw Dog Ralph. Get tickets to Stiff Socks LIVE in NYC at https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/3294/20211109-1000-pm-the-stiff-socks-podcast Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Crowdhealth for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.joincrowdhealth.com/fit with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with promo code SOCKS. 

The boys riff on a wild DM Trev got, how Blau should do sex seminars, and find the company that is the Michelangelo of cooter candles. They also learn about how aggressive water polo is and help a listener understand why men switch positions during sex. Get a bonus episode EVERY WEEK for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.purple.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off with promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at www.skyn.com or shop on Amazon. 

2Fine and Twally are back in studio, riffing on watching porn with the volume all the way up, Carrot Top accidentally putting his carrot top on the internet, and Hooter's new work uniforms. They also learn about cooter fest and wax philosophical about toe hair and rye bread. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with our promo code SOCKS at www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Lucy Nicotine for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code SOCKS at www.lucy.co Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks

The boys riff on thumbs in  butts, facesitting, and getting head on a  work  call. they also hear about a wild sex ed story from a listener and  figure out if there's anything more horny  than  war horny. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys get silly billy in a Marriot, riffing on chin dildos, nipple clamps, and cumming so  hard you turn into HGTV. They also learn about a singer that literally NFT'ed that coochie and hear from a listener that had an awkward encounter with their sister. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant acccess to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at  www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Crowdhealth for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free  at www.joincrowdhealth.com/fit with out promo  code  SOCKS. Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at www.LiquidDeath.com/SOCKS

The boys chop it up about getting pounded out by the wizards, how being a Hooters chef would rule, and whether or not they have any hobbies. They also riff on gummy  bear blowjobs and pretending to be color-blind for cool points. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN at www.skyn.com or on Amazon. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiff

The boys riff on Trev moving in with his lady, how Blau came on his own  face, and how bees really be simping for the queen. They also learn  about clap cleats  and give some advice to a listener about dealing with  hecklers on stage. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The scientists took the show on the road for the first ever live episode of Stiff Socks at the Life Is Beautiful festival in Las Vegas. They riffed on the extreme lack of clothes at music festivals, shitting your pants at coachella, and Lewis and Clarking your asshole. They also talked to some fans about their OF accounts and surveyed the audience about the wildest places they've had sex in public. Get 4 bonnus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to 3Chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off with promo code SOCKS at www.3chi.com/ Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn on Amazon or at www.skyn.com

It’s Wednesday, so the scientists are back in studio to discuss some important stuff, like the cribs reboot on MTV, whether or not bowlers can finger, and how spa music is definitely written with post nut clarity. They also debate jerking off in a cemetery, fuckboy breakups, and how Trev is getting new kinds of kinky. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.purple.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our promo code SOCKS

The scientists get their bunsen burners hot for this one. They science about how dogs are down bad, the magical world of Foot Tok, and and where the hell are the Baja Men? They also try and solve the mystery of using your mom's comb on your pubes. And that concludes our TED Talk on Oceanology. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew for free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS.

Twally and MBlau talk about how Michael got banned from TikTok for  bullying, a guy that sued his parents for throwing away his porn  collection, and why it's so annoying to shit in a starbucks bathroom.  They also hear from a listener that got out of a ticket and  give some  advice on how to ask a partner to get an STD test. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys get extremely scientific here and discuss the intricacies of how to get a bigger dick with a vision board, how men can't compete with vibrators, and why sometimes it's ok to scream at someone in a parking lot. They also wonder if Drake is actually hot and hear from a listener with a magical fist. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 100 Patreon episodes for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks

To celebrate reaching 100 episodes on Patreon, we decided to release one of our favorite recent Patreon eps on the main feed.   The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys put on their white lab coats for this one. They science about phone vs laptop jerk, how Trev should learn to edge himself, and how some people can get horned up with words. They also hypothesize that an ass aint nothing but a dude cooter. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog (99 episodes!) and the exclusive Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to 3chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off your order at www.3chi.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop condoms, massagers, and more at www.skyn.com Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode.Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with promo code SOCKS.

 The boys riff on old def jam comedy specials, underrated pizza combos,  broad daylight cooter pics, and try to figure out what sex feels like.  haaaaammmBURGER.  Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys chop it up with the legend himself, Cherdleys! They riff on early YouTube days, Cherdleys' Mormon kink, and how he got ran over by a freakin CAR! They also discuss banging at the fair and *drum roll please* how Cherdleys stole Trevor's girl! You can’t spell Science without Science. Science podcast.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Trevor's stand up dates: www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Michael's stand up dates: www.blaucomedy.com Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on orders over $30 at www.SKYN.com Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10$ off any order over $200 at www.purple.com/socks

The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mr. Wallace and Mr. Blau outdo themselves with this one. They discuss the possibilities of cumming on electrical fences, the most willld ihop waitress, and we find out a crazy secret from Michael. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to 3Chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off with our code SOCKS at www.3chi.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it for FREE at www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS.

Well the science teachers are back to their old ways and riffing about how Smeagol was a fleshlight, buying a fox tail butt plug, and JO-ing with no pinky. Oh and Trev did the banging in an airport bathroom. Science is a journey… cum along.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on how Matisyahu was the Jewish Michael Buble, learn about  how hot the president of Croatia is, and get a listener tip about a  pair of 71 year old twin prostitutes that have banged more guys than the  whole nation of Iceland. HUHHH? Hear the full episode and get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

 Twally and MB (ur boys Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein) get very science-y in this one. They discuss how bad cruella Deville is, picking up a vape off the ground like a pure psycho, and how to capture an areola in the wild. They also discuss selling tickets to the queef show. We are science and science is us.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog (90+ episodes!) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.raycon.com/socks Thanks to 3chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% offf with our promo code SOCKS at www.3chi.com

the gang riffs on dud nuts, how squirrels have perfected jerking off, and whether or not its weird that Trev's teacher made his class play chubby bunny. Also is cumming on an opponent in a fight the right move? all this and more on this week's extremely scientific episode of stiff socks. Get the full episode and instant access to the entire patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well, Michael got covid, so the boys do some remote riffing on jerking off to books, dudes that listen to music way too loud in public, how there was at least one person that had a good time in the human centipede, and what the guidelines are on smelly sex. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.purple.com/socks with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Try Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS.

 Ayooooo! The boys riff on tattooed tarantula titties, stuff that gives  them the nails on a chalkboard feeling, and a super odd dude Trev met  outside of a show. They also learn about how Iceland has an anti-incest  app and give some advice to a listener who's been thinking with his  cockola.  Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys are baaaaaaack. They discuss how long is too long for banging, Trevor’s Palm Springs mushroom adventure, and the diabolical Olympic anti sex beds. They also riff on how the bachelorette FORBIDS jerking off. This is the #1 science podcast in the world. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free with promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode.Get 2 months free with promo code SOCKS at www.shipstation.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks

 This one is bananas. The boys riff on how hard it is to find the right  time to initiate sex, decide that every car should be a sex robot, and  declare that cumming is a hobby. Plus they learn that Mr. Pibb fucks and  hailing taxis in movies is a hoax.  Get the full episode + instant access to 90+ exclusive stiff socks episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

holy heck this one is for the ages. Trev and MB discuss how  budussie is a lifestyle, big dicks are stupid, and septic tank condoms. Oh and also MICHAEL HAS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. Science is life.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode.Get 25% off at liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order with our promo code SOCKS at www.lucy.co Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off a VPN subscription at www.ipvanish.com/socks

The gang go off the rails in this one. They discuss using miracle whip as lube, getting piercings stuck during banging, and how Gabe laughs in lowercase italics. Oh also Michael wants to use 23 and me as tinder. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (90+ episodes) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off a VPN at www.ipvanish.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiff

The gang goes off the rails in this one discussing how low do balls actually go, walking out at ur wedding to WAP, and how Blue Face baby is gonna box tik toks bad boy… Neumane. They also riff on how michael is eating more coochie and long distance dick. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks   Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS.

The guys riff on how Blau jerked off with sunscreen like a monster,  figure out how to wash the coochie, learn about the history of cum, and  get some threesome etiquette tips from a listener in a poly  relationship. u already know it's a science podcast. Hear the full episode, + get 4 exclusive episodes a month and instant access to the ENTIRE patreon back catalog (90 episodes!) for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois are back in the stu riffing on penis coladas, michaels new vagina research, and how Trev came on the ground like an American hero! They also discuss how to properly get horny in a Victoria secret. Thanks to Warby Parker for sponsoring this episode. Try 5 pairs of glasses at home for free at www.warbyparker.com/socks. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free with our promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com

 Ayoooo the boys go fully W I L D on this one. Michael streams in from the cum kingdom he used to call his childhood home. Trev shows us pics of him as a bad biiiitch. Getting topped off on taco Tuesday. And yes of course. You guess it. Michael shows the photos of his hot mom. Bang bang. Skeet skeet. Merch out now. Title. Get your Stiff Socks merch before it sells out at www.stiffsocksmerch.com Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at www.shipstation.com with our promo code SOCKS.

 The boys try to figure out why every celebrity has a tequila company,  discuss how wild it must be to be Tiger Woods, learn about how The Torah is  super sex positive, and react to the infamous Cake Farts video. Hear the full episode + get instant access to 88 exclusive episodes in the Patreon back catalog, crazy merch offers, and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Twall and MB figure out science. They discuss how all sports should do HGH, how Betty Rumble had exquisite feet, and why getting fingered by E.T. would be sensational. Oh also NEW STIFF SOCKS MERCH OUT NOW!! www.stiffsocksmerch.com Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Sheath Underwear for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off a pair of Raycons at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS. 

The stiff duo riff on how marriage is a hoax, trench coats are canceled, and the boys rate their dick game. They also try and uncover the worlds deepest darkest secret... who invented the gloryhole. This is science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and isntant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.IPVanish.com/socks Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Download Honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks

 The scientists figure out how cryptocurrency works, riff on people with  weird hobbies, and hear about a cute ass date Michael went on. Plus  thinking about DaBaby in the shower and some advice for a listener that  had her first threesome. Get the full episode, instant access to all 86 episodes in the Patreon back catalog, plus access to the stiff socks discord and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

GOT DAMN the bois are back. They discuss nothing but the pure science of sea turtle banging missionary, Olympic synchronised cumming, and how miss Jetson gotta body! They also discuss... oh yeah... Michael’s foursome is CONFIRMED!! This a science podcast.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.ipvanish.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks

 The boys discuss a wild encounter they had with a controversial internet  personality, riff on the issues with slow sex, why ladies should really take the water, and how sneezing is better than cumming. Get the full episode plus instant access to 80+ exclusive Patreon episodes, an invite to the stiff socks discord, exclusive merch offers and more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Twally and MBlau riff on the serious topics of how to lick honey off your balls, how many doughnuts they can fit on their pee pees, and how sea turtles are a hoax. They also discover that Trev is a gay bar 9. Cells. Mitochondria. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to over 80 exclusive episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.keeps.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS.

We know stiff socks is usually wild, but this one is wild wild. The boys  riff on getting your ass ate in Huntsville, why teachers are freaks in  bed, a 4some proposition for 2fine, and a crazy DM on Trev's instagram. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog and exclusive merch at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The stiffy gang is back at itttt. They get wild riffing on correct fingering a lady techniques, Michael’s sexual bloodbaths, and how Ben Afleck is horny asf. They also discuss driving 13 hours for some cooter. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to all Patreon episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod TREV'S MASTERCLASS: https://trevormasterclass.teachable.com Get 10% off with promo code: socks Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.IPVANISH.com/socks Thanks to Warby Parker for sponsoring this episode. Try 5 pairs of glasses at home for free at www.warbyparker.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidIV.com with our promo code SOCKS. 

 The boys get DEEP on this one and tackle some important issues - like why lacrosse is definitely the horniest sport, why it's always smart to invest in v*gina, and what the best post-nut meal is. They also try to figure out why women always have such clean sheets and hear about how Trev's cat ruined his apartment. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 12 meals FREE at www.hellofresh.com/socks12 with our code socks12 Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks

The scientists riff on Amy Schumer being an asshole, Trev's trip to  Hawaii, why getting milked in a hammock would rule, and how you  shouldn't trust anyone in a raccoon skin hat. Plus a listener wonders about ass shaving etiquette. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys get a little willld on this one. They discuss the Ho Depot, vitamin coochie deficiency, and how The Floor General may or may not have sex'ed a headboard off the wall. They also find out if they can get hard in a plane crash. What rhymes with compliance? SCIENCE! Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN on Amazon.com Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS.

 This one's a journey. The boys riff on childhood dreams, how Vicki Vallencourt was the perfect woman for Michael, and which athletes have the craziest DMs. They also get into maintaining old friendships, how fuckin hard it is to talk to people since the pandemic, then get a surprise drop-in from Blau Sr., and hear a couple of WILD listener stories. Get the full episode and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The science gang wades into deep waters riffing on trevs new fleshlights, getting laid off an NFT, and how everything was invented because of vagina. They also find the meaning of life through the question... when the blue man group bang is there blue everywhere? We eat, sleep, and drink science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our code SOCKS. Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month of treatment free at www.keeps.com/SOCKS Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Choose to feel everything by shopping SKYN on Amazon.

Twall and 2fine get real science-y in this one. They discuss hot rave ladies, strippers 11am shift, saying thank you after a banging. They also riff on how bottle service dudes get zero vagina. *clears throat* SCIENCE.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our code SOCKS at www.lucy.co Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with our code SOCKS at www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get a wireless plan for just $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks

The guys went live to riff on all your questions and ideas- like whether or not they would bang the Queen of England, how much planning really goes into the podcast, tentacle dildos, and would porn be better with jump scares. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Blau really utilize the Scientific method in this one. They debate above ground pools, how their dicks would dress, and where they would hide a dead body. They also take a deep dive into the world of safe words. Stiff Socks starts with the letter S and you know what else does... SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn condoms on Amazon. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get your first 12 meals FREE at www.hellofresh.com/socks12 with our code socks12

The boys are back in town. They riff on Howcast, how Chet Hanks is wilding, how bush's baked beans had some crazy commercials and the rules behind pranking your drunk friends.  also, the boys become unofficial stiff socks godparents. So hop on your right foot and make your next move your best move, because this is a science podcast. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The scientists are at it again. They riff on Trev’s weird dog birthday show, the politics of jerking off into a condom, and how jellyfish have vaginas. They also chat about a good ole raw unadulterated cooter flash. We are science and science is us. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN condoms at amazon.com Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month of treatment free at keeps.com/socks

Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys recap the Florida trip, talk about how aggressive Miami is,  riff on how everyone has a hangover cure, and learn what gaslighting is. Plus, Peter Green joins the show to celebrate 7k and give a Patreon exclusive post-Bang Bus interview. They talk about how the filming went, riff on smelly porn sets, and get a surprise drop-in from a legendary porn producer and director that's been in the business for over 20 years.  

Well the bois flew to Miami and did the show on THE bang bus. You read that right. They interviewed porn legend Peter Green and got some valuable cumming too quick tips, how he shot with Lisa Ann, and his 70 person gang bang. *clears throat*... SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid I.V. for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our code SOCKS.

The boys riff on how bees fuck till they die, jerking off with Goldbond, and how much money Belle Delphine made off her bathwater. They also discover that almond milk is nut water. This is a science podcast. Get four bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get an extra three months free at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get premium wireless service for $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiff

The boys riff on drunk Trev confronting an intruder, wonder why stuck porn is so popular, and we learn that Michael really wants a sex dungeon. Plus a listener fills everyone in on a wild blowjob tip. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Blau discuss their love of crocheting and handmade soup... SIKE. They riff on how accordion players must finger good, Trev's new kitten interrupting the banging, and how a cooter is a Florida vagina. They also outline what exactly is a... stepdad dick. Science.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Vincero Watches for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.vincerowatches.com/socks

The boys went live on Patreon and discussed jerking off analog, how Michael knows exactly what he'd do if he woke up as a woman, and how to stop a robbery with your mouth. They also help a listener up his dating app game.  Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The myth, the man, the legend... STEVE-O in the studio! They riff on how he did coke with Mike Tyson, bellyflopping into your own pee, and all steve-o’s crazy cop encounters. They also discuss the proper steps to getting a nut off while skydiving. Science.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Join for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks

The boys catch up with Mr. 2Fine Senior himself to find out what it was like raising our resident Floor General, if he was really conceived in a coke fueled Thanksgiving frenzy, whether or not he knew about Michael's love of the ground, and why Quaaludes are the best.  Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The gang riff on Michael doing mushrooms for the first time, Trevors downstairs neighbors from hell, and big dongs at the urinal. They also discuss how to tell your man you've banged a BUNCH. Science. Life. Stiff Socks. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our code SOCKS at www.nu-x.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free with our code SOCKS at www.BlueChew.com Thanks to BetterHELP for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off counseling at www.betterhelp.com/socks

The boys riff on another Blaustein breakup, why it's hard to date a comedian, and how handjobs to completion are actually kind of dope. They also talk about what a freak Tom Brady is and get a listener story about crazy shit third graders bring to school. Get the full episode plus 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Twall and MikeB riff on Trevs sexy Valentine’s Day trip, how church is horny, and the best place to meet a wife. They also discuss the pros and cons of using a guy's hair as a cum rag. HELLO... SCIENCE PODCAST. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get a wireless plan for just $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com with our code STIFF. Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS.

bbno$ is in the building! bbno$ and the bois riff on rappers retirement, how hot Titanic Leo was, and what bbno$ bought with his first bag. They also discuss what scientists have been debating for years... what is the JO to-do list? Stiff Socks is science and science is stiff socks.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Vincero for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.vincerowatches.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycons.com/socks Thanks to nu-x for sponsoring this episode.Get 20% off with our code SOCKS at www.nu-x.com

The boys chop it up about losing money on Gamestop, how fast Blau can make himself cum, getting cock-blocked by cats, and getting sucked off in a used 2017 bmw 4 series with the M sport package. Plus some advice on going from hookup to relationship and a COCK TALK submission about girls going to the bathroom together. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The gang casually gabs about jamming footlockers in asses, how festival banging is disgusting, and whether or not you should subscribe to an exes onlyfans. They also discuss the act of being too sleepy to cum. We said it once, we'll say it again... science podcast. Get for 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Start saving money at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code socks. Thanks to nu-x for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with our promo code socks.

The boys are joined by Chloe, who's here to shine a light on the legend of The Floor General. She answers a ton of questions, like does Michael actually fuck good? What's he packing? What does he sound like when he cums? This is a biology (science) podcast. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois go off the rails riffing on invoicing ass, high school fights, and the one thing America is the most divided on... does Tim Allen lay pipe. They also discuss Michael’s footjob shenanigans in Arizona. This podcast is life. This podcast is science.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Vincero for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.vincerowatches.com/socks Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get your new wireless plan for just $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks

 The scientists riff on how gross comedy condos are, how there's always a dude with an eye patch at the strip club, and hear about a guy that came to the sound of Michael's voice. This is an ASMR podcast.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks get wiiild in this one. They discuss the effects of WHOREantine, the fuck a vag doctor is, and how Michael bought his first onlyfans. They also riff on the ins and outs of a female urethra.... Bill Nye would be proud. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off all their products at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episoe. Get 20% off with our code stiffsocks at www.frepouch.com

The boys went live on Patreon, riffed on a bunch of stuff and answered a ton of your questions, like how Monopoly is a great board game for jews, what the best liquid you could cum would be, and if your bf won't go down on you but does want to be pegged, should you bail? Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well everyone guess what?… the scientists are science-ing again. The bois riff on how Trevor sorta said no to The Weeknd, why ankle monitors are hilarious, and how all women love baths more than life itself. Oh and they also discover St. Bernard blow jobs and how to play hide and go seek the dick. This is a podcast about love, life, and of course… science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the huge Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to World Series of Poker for sponsoring this episode. Get a million bonus chips when you download the app with our promo code WSOPSOCKS. Thanks to Fre for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our code stiffsocks at www.frepouch.com

 The boys riff on having beef at the dog park, how lottery scratch offs are a hoax, why everyone in Phoenix is hot, and why the energizer bunny  is not actually a good drummer. Also Michael decides he's looking for love and figures out that a famous people dating app might not be the  best way to find it. Hear the rest of this episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and gain instant access to the Patreon back catalog for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Twall and Mblau are up to their usual shenanigans. They talk about jerking off at the club, how doc martens make them hard, and how horny people will fight you. They also discuss whether or not it's weird to sleep with a stuffed animal when you are 28 years old. This is a podcast about semen and science. Get four bonus episodes a month plus instant access to the entire  Patreon back catalog for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.frepouch.com and use our code Stiffsocks for 20% off your order. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks

Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn about how weed gets rid of the gag reflex. Plus Michael reconnects with Knuckles and Trev has a behind the scenes story about a recent TikTok video. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois go in on this one. They riff on grandma's bubble baths, snowman dicks, and how horny malls are. They also dissect the inner workings of friends with benefits. Oh and it's TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY!!! Science. Get four bonus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also got a COCK TALK about a patreon member's bad breakup. Hear the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Tiny Meat Gang joins the bois on this one. They riff on Secret Santa Fleshlights, white people drinking culture, and how Cody got punked on a boat. They also talk wild foot focused wet dreams. Science. Meat Science. Get a bonus episode every week and more exclusive content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to the World Series of Poker app for sponsoring this episode. Get a million free bonus chips by downloading the free World Series of Poker app and using our code WSOPSOCKS. Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month with our code SOCKS at www.talkspace.com

The boys decide that scorpios are out here, wonder why the 1800s didn't make any sense, and learn about how Michael went on a date with  Tiger King. They also riff on why Twitter sucks and how OnlyFans creators must have the same creative problems as comedians. Want to hear the full episode? Get four bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for only $5/month!

Holy shit it’s the 100th ep.. and the bois of course got willlld. They discussed going raw dog crazy, modern chastity belts, and how Trev is a ninja with the bra strap. They also discuss the biggest question of 2020: how does one make a fleshlight in jail? Get 4 extra episodes a month + exclusive bonuses for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hello Tushy for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off plus free shipping at www.hellotushy.com/SOCKS Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your first order with promo code SOCKS25 at www.NoDaysWasted.CO/SOCKS25 Thanks to Manscaped to sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff

The boys chop it up about dick pic techniques, why old photos always look so sad, and how the California gold rush was the perfect excuse to leave your family behind in Montana. They also riff on tiktok houses and hear from a listener whose boyfriend is cut from the same cloth as the  Floor General himself. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Blau discuss how Blau got dumped, Spotify wrapped, and how warm exact vaginas can get. They also break down how blue balls is just a brain freeze for your dick. Y'know... science. Get an extra episode a week + bonus content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with offer code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/SOCKS. Thanks to Nu-X CBD for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with offer code SOCKS.

The boys come in hot with some takes, like how if you get hit with a dart gun it's your own fault and why the butt is way too close to the dick. They also riff on whether or not GaryVee talks dirty in bed and give some advice to a listener on her ex messing with her head. SCIENCE. Get an extra episode a week and bonus content for only $5 on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy Nictone for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with our code SOCKS Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get special offers for the holidays at www.hawthorne.co Thanks to Nu-X CBD for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order with our code SOCKS at www.nu-x.com

The boys do some research on popular male pornstars, decide the term sucked off is too aggressive, and figure out what their love languages are. They also riff on husband dick and which dogs would make good ring bearers.

Well... they back at it. The bois discuss how to bang on a zoom call, table tennis hoes, and how porn is Disneyland for your dick. They also riff on how college horny is on a whole different level. Science. Get 4 extra episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5/month on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month at www.talkspace.com with our code SOCKS Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at www.NoDaysWasted.co/SOCKS30 with our code SOCKS30 at checkout

The boys talk about covid, vibrator battery deliveries, and how socks are simply masks for your feet. They also riff on daytime ghosts, how stupid pet rocks are, and give some advice to a listener that cums too quick. Get the rest of this episode, four bonus episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5 by subscribing on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well... COVID hits the gang. They discuss the rona, dicks with kicks, and seeing the dad after you hook up with his daughter. They also riff on what was searched on Pornhub during election week. Get four extra episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it free for 60 days with our code SOCKS at www.shipstation.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE with promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com

The boys riff on how hot the Biden's used to be, try to plan for Trev's one year anniversary and get mad as hell about ladies disrespecting restaurant-quality sandwiches. Plus some advice for a listener having some issues in the bedroom.  Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on Davey Crockett's dumb hat, the nostalgia of jerking off to still pictures, and how rough hotel maids really have it. They also have some thoughts on teachers that said they wouldn't be shit and some advice for a listener that done got his d puked on.  Get four extra exclusive episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy Nicotine for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% at www.lucy.co with our code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get the free browser extension to start saving money online at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.keeps.com/socks

Michael goes on a cute date, Trev encounters some really intense PDA, and the boys discuss the weirdest stuff they've ever jerked off with. Plus some bonafide good advice to listeners struggling with everything from breakups to tinder dates squatting in your apartment for 6 months. Science! Podcast! Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get four extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Michael riff on the rules of a foursome, how Seabiscuit had ass, and how Blau finally banged in the studio. They also discuss the proper way to sex up a beef Wellington... you know... science. Get 4 extra episodes a month on Patreon for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS

The boys streamed live on Patreon to answer all of your questions - everything from  Michael's celibacy to Halloween costumes to purchases they regret and even some advice for a listener that needed help breaking up with her prisoner penpal fiance. HUH? Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois riff on Kamala Harris’s sexy feet, making racks as a Camgirl, and Jew strippers. They also discuss how Michael use to entertain bachelorette parties. HUH? science.  Get an extra episode a week and exclusive bonus content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to NU-X for sponsoring this episode. Use our code SOCKS for 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month with our code SOCKS at www.talkspace.com

The boys riff on nonsense mob metaphors and commiserate about the day you finally get kicked off the family phone plan. Then Yung Gravy joins the show to answer some exclusive Patreon questions, explain his beef with unzipped hoodies, and talk about the time he got kicked out of a comedy show. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Ayoooo Yung Gravy is back in the stu! The boys riff on Gravy's fight at Iowa State, the genius who invented the air horn, and banging on the megabus. They also get into the best way to talk to a porn star and Gravy gives his advice to the stiff sock family. Get tickets to Trevor's virtual show at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/trevor-wallace-live-from-2020-tickets-124772254171 Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order and free shipping at www.NoDaysWasted.co/SOCKS with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to ExpressVPN for sponsoring this episode. Get 3 months free with a 1 year package at www.expressvpn.com/socks

The boys remember making out for the first time, decide reincarnation would probably suck, try to figure out how to have sex in a porta potty, and make a compelling argument for why foreplay is hella important. Oh and Trev's been practicing some WILD sex moves. Hear the rest of this episode along with 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys wonder what the break room at Goth Hooters looks like, try to figure out why people like getting peed on, and decide that Winnie the Pooh was way too horny. Oh and Michael aka the Foot Doctor aka the Floor General is going celibate?? HUH?? Extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Ship Station for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE for 60 days at www.shipstation.com with the promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your purchase at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with promo code SOCKS

The boys chop it up about how facetiming in public should be illegal, wonder how Coolio is doing these days, look back on their first nuts, and have a serious discussion about Tommy Lee's hog. Plus an anonymous listener might make Trev tear up a bit. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get an extra episode a week for $5/month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor and Michael get science-y in this one. They riff on the idea that hats are just makeup for guys, which cars got ass, and how Michael went on an actual real date. They also discuss lot lizards and grade school love potions. Tour De Science. Get an exclusive bonus episode every week for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.MySheetsRock.com/socks Thanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS.

Where the fuck do we really even start?  Like, it's the high episode. There's some stuff about flounders in here, some stuff about weird porn, some stuff about getting a decent handjob from your grandma.  Trev wonders what's up with taste buds. Blau thinks deeply about whale cum. The boys are high. Like really, really high. Like geeked off their dick shit. It's a good time.  Also maybe it was the secondhand smoke, but Gabe's mic malfunctioned. Please don't yell at him.    Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for just $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod 

TWall and MB get wild in this one. They talk about how to jerk off like a real tax paying adult, discuss why Dracula sounds like an idiot, and find out how Michael performed at the Toe-ster Strudel. They also discuss the most science thing ever... the football helmet fleshlight. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order at www.manscaped.com with the promo code STIFF. Thanks to Mack Weldon for sponsoring this episode. For 20% off your first order visit www.mackweldon.com/STIFF and use promo code STIFF at checkout. Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWasted.co/SOCKS and use promo code SOCKS at checkout.

 The boys riff on jerking it to National Geographic, realize how dope  didgeridoos are, and investigate whether Michael would make a good sex  coach. Plus they pay their respects to the world's group sex record holder, who had sex with over 900 people in a single day. This is a self help podcast.  Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Ayoooooo the bois went in on this one. They riff on what to eat on rimjob night, how big Goliath's peepee was, and Michael's big sex weekend. Oh they also discuss intermittent fasting for your dick. You know... SCIENCE. Extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hydrant for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at www.drinkhydrant.com/SOCKS with the promo code SOCKS at checkout. Thanks to ExpressVPN for sponsoring this episode. Get three months free off of a year package at www.expressvpn.com/SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it free for 60 days by clicking the microphone at the top of the page and entering our code SOCKS at www.ShipStation.com

The gang gets to the bottom of some hoaxes. Is milk actually good for you? Is rona real? Why does America love cheese so much? They also discuss a budding romance started right here on Patreon, try to help a listener with her cum quest bucket list, and learn about the sex lives of conjoined twins. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The gang really explore science in this one. They discuss debit cards in meat wallets, girls have too many g-spots, and how a girl brought a leash and collar to Michael's house. They also riff on how your sex drive is literally like charging your phone. Science. Want an extra episode a week? Join Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MyBookie for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS to double your first deposit at www.mybookie.ag Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your first order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off plus free shipping with the promo code STIFF at www.manscaped.com

Trev has some weird ideas about what surrogacy is. The boys get into it,  but not before taking a trip down the yellow dick road to chop it up  about what the cum sweats are, debate whether midwives are weird, and  talk about how its so hard to date someone new once you've had a thumb  in your ass. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get a bonus episode every week for $5/month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod 

Twally and MB get scientific in this one. They intellectually discuss how dogs can dunk, weird cum lunches, and how kid trev was supremely angry. They also do a deep dive into the political question... did the hunchback of Notre Dame lay pipe. Want an extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Postmates for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use our code SOCKS for $100 in free delivery credit for your first seven days. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order with our promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Thanks to MyBookie for sponsoring this episode. Double your first deposit with up to $1,000 in free play with our promo code SOCKS at www.mybookie.ag

The boys are back on their bullshit. Join us in discussing if it's safe to fuck with the Tesla on autopilot, figuring out exactly how  horny the Jaws shark is, and learning about the time Michael  auditioned for Star Wars. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for 4 bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mr. Transitive Property and the Floor General get loose in this one. They riff on the different jerk styles, why Wheaties are complete trash, and why women think blue balls are a hoax. Oh and they also discuss how to make a homemade fleshlight. This is a podcast about Architecture. Extra episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MyBookie for sponsoring this episode. DOUBLE your first deposit with promo code SOCKS at www.mybookie.ag Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order at www.nodayswasted.co/SOCKS with the promo code SOCKS.

The boys chop it up about why yoga studios are the horniest places in the world, how to spot a fake orgasm, and figure out what born again virgins are. This is a podcast. Some podcasts are about science. By the transitive property, this is a science podcast. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for 4 exclusive bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois are willllld on this one. They riff on how meatloaf is very fuckable, how to jerk off less, and the intricacies of bluetooth vibrators. They also get into how Trev's gf is upping her masturbation game. This is an Abstract Algebra podcast. Want 4 extra episodes a month? Become a patron at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Express VPN for sponsoring this episode. Get 3 months free with a 1 year package at www.expressvpn.com/socks Thanks to Mack Weldon for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order by going to www.mackweldon.com/STIFF and entering promo code STIFF at checkout. Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order and free shipping at www.nodayswasted.co/socks and remember to use the code SOCKS at checkout.

Trev's got his glasses on so you know this is a super smart episode. The  boys do some investigative journalism and figure out that Bigfoot  probably had a hairy dick, the Golden Generation was actually pretty  shitty, and then learn all about MMA fucking. They also decide that  fingering your own ass in the afternoon is a bad idea.   Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for four exclusive bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sock Squad riffs on how Superman must cum WAY too hard, how Michael said no to a gecko girl, and how reckless teenagers are. Also they talk about the most politically divisive topic ever... jerking off with ham. This is a science podcast. Want an extra episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.lucy.co and use the promo code SOCKS for 20% off. Thanks to Hydrant for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.drinkhydrant.com/SOCKS or use promo code SOCKS at checkout for 25% off your first order. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS.

 Michael shares a Patreon exclusive update to his Wisconsin story from episode 81, the boys invent sex lie detectors, wonder if anyone has ever boomeranged a baby birth, and give some advice to a listener who may have given a toothy blowjob. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for four exclusive episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well guess what WE BACK! The nut specialists discuss how morning sex has no rhythm, brand placement in porn, and how Carls Jr. commercials make you regroup. Also Trev doesn't like french fries?? THAAAAAA f*ck? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode! Get 15% off your purchase at www.buyraycon.com/SOCKS Thanks to Postmates for sponsoring this episode! Download the app and enter the promo code SOCKS for $100 in free delivery credit.

Stiff Socks went live on Patreon. Trev and Blau answered listener questions about dogs and panties, whether a particular Patreon subscriber jerks off weird, and read a drunken DM sent to Michael.  Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 44 Patreon episodes so far. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Oh the bois... they at it again. They riff on why Ted Bundy has a dildo, going down the porn rabbit hole, and figure out that plants have ovaries? They also answer the number one question on Family Fued... people be fucking pies? This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.mysheetsrock.com/SOCKS and use the promo code SOCKS at checkout. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with the promo code STIFF at www.manscaped.com

 The Virgin and Sir Foots-a-lot sit down for a wide ranging conversation about the state of the world by addressing such topics as why jerking off to Target ads is cool, why being a stressed out adult is not cool, and pondering why no one simply invited the fiddler on the roof inside.   Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 43 Patreon episodes so far. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

On this one the boys dive into fucking a couch as a kid, doing stand up during COVID, and goth vs emo girls. They also discuss what their final meal would be on death row.  Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys try to figure out if there are still any Beliebers out there, wax nostalgic about Red Bull Girls, and give some advice to a listener trying to take a dick trip. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The boys talk shop about precum babies having it easy, how jerking off with a rubber glove is a little bit sad but also kind of great, and wonder if girls ever fake gag during blowjobs. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com with the promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode! Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode! Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with the promo code SOCKS.

Your boys are back for some Friday shenanigans, like wondering what Girls Gone Wild would be like in 2020, exploring girls' fascination with pimple popping, and of course debating whether or not ppl with peg legs can fuck good. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

TW & MB discuss how Drake maybe wants to bang a horse, how condoms smell horrific, and vaping after fornication. They also debate the best late night snack of all time. Scalabrine 2020. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com with the promo code STIFF. Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com with the promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with the promo code SOCKS.

Trev and Blau talk crazy about peeing your pants, helicoptering your penis, and how any job can be a porno. They also discuss the always important nut nap. This is a doctor podcast. Check out the new merch! www.stiff-socks-podcast.myshopify.com/ Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode! Get your first treatment FREE at www.keeps.com/socks Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys preview the new merch, discover the scientific way to measure your dick size, and Michael shares a Patreon-Only sequel to his anal adventures from this weeks main episode. Plus we get in to hella listener updates on peeing wrong, working at hotels, and more. Want the full episode? www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The time has come... Michael and Trevor are joined by Trevor's girlfriend, who courageously answers your questions and spills allllllll the tea on dating Twall - like what's he packing? Does he ever quote Drake in bed? What's it really like dating a comedian? Does he actually cum in his own hand? LOVE IS IN THE AIR PEOPLE. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The sock duo tackle the important issues, such as anal etiquette, whether or not Jesus was actually good at carpentry, and the art of timing a cumshot. They also discuss how trick candles can go straight to hell and how Dan Bilzerian must have a HOG. This is a philosophical podcast. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE with the promo code SOCKS at www.BlueChew.com Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The team dives in to the world of bad fake ID's, why Hooters is so depressing, and how Michael got scammed in NYC. They also discuss how a listener ate his sibling's pet goldfish. This is a podcast about making documentaries. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys wonder if coochies ever get hot, Michael tells Trev about how Greta accidentally got high, and their friendship is put to the test over whether chicken salad is good or not. Plus a listener gets freaky in the back row of a Suburban GOT DAMN. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The gang discusses how drinking blood can cure whiskey dick, eye contact during sex, and how everyone in Arizona has fake boobies. They also answer the question that every science class teaches... Does Tucan Sam lay pipe? Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Mike go crazy with convos about whether or not girls know that dudes are jerking off to them, Trev's wild sex dream, and how Blau is getting more into anal as he gets older. Plus the fundamental question of the universe: what if dicks got wet instead of vaginas? This is a The Bachelor recap podcast.  

Sock shenanigans this week include annoying dog moms, dropping massive poops as a house guest, and why crickets are stupid asf. They also answer the most popular question in the world... do cucumbers know when they're about to be dildos? This is a podcast about life. Thanks to Manscaped sponsoring this episode. For 20% off your Manscaped order use promo code SOCKS at www.manscaped.com. And thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free with the promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com

The boys chop it up about girls who are anti daddy talk, why Trevor would definitely have jugs if he was a lady, how milk men laid pipe in the 1950's, and then dive deep on a listener question about the weirdest place they've ever regrouped.  Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

As the best science podcast out there the boys break down octopus vaginas, how Spiderman cums, and the best ways to make condoms cooler. They also answer the one question that everyone has... is it weird to get horny listening to your parents bang? Exactly. Science. 

The boys give an update on the next WILD Patreon exclusive interview and then sit down for a very high brow conversation about nuttin in the butt, some philosophizing on girls that type in all lowercase, a deep dive into some of the worst (best?) rap lyrics in history, and much more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The boys chop it up about Michael's new favorite porn and dudes that jerk off at the library before getting in to a conversation about how to handle critical people on the internet and when to just block someone. Plus a listener writes in about foot underwear, so you know 2fine has opinions. This is still a science podcast. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys get in to some extremely important conversations: like what the hell is going on  at Fuddruckers and is karate even cool? Plus they discuss getting high  in class, when your dick falls out during sex,  pinch-runners for  fucking and a listener that got his girl pregnant with the ultimate nut.  Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Professors TW & MB talk crazy in this one. They riff about how airplane people are animals, underwater dick punches, and how wearing sweatpants in strip clubs is a cheat code. They also give advice on banging a friend's mom. This is a podcast about following your dreams. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.manscaped.com Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys went live on Patreon to answer your questions, peel another layer back on Michael's foot fetish,  discusswhether or not Trev and 2fine match on purpose, and talk about  why collar bones be sexy as fuuuuck. Oh plus would Michael be attracted to a woman with a stump for a leg? Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

AYOO Wallace and Blau riffing on the important issues, such as can you nut in a sex robot? Do girls low key wanna fist fight all their friends? And isn’t  the ass just another pocket? Also they discuss slip and slide porn and whether or not stretching your thAng make it bAng? This is a meditation podcast. Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE when you use the promo code socks at www.bluechew.com Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The Stiff Socks crew get another shocking piece of information about 2fineblaustein: he doesn't know how to pee correctly? We take a deep dive not only into HOW Michael goes to the bathroom, but more importantly WHY he is this way. Plus the boys discuss why ladies have an impossible time holding their pee,  whether or not there are girl gorillas, the whole internet getting mad at Trevor about toilet paper, and why snorkeling is the least sexy thing in the world.   Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The Virgin and Floor General are back at it. They discuss how girls make sure they smell good before sex, Tiger King, and how qteeeeen got Michael HARD. They also dive in to how Bubble Boy has sex and whether or not f*cking is a pro sport. This is a yoga podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys record hungry, which is the only way you'll get a conversation  about pepperjack cheese that turns into a discussion on milking porn.  Plus Trev tries to make a healthy meal, we get in to some more weird sex  laws, and the guys debate whether or not you would get in trouble for  jerking off to your wife's old nudes. Oh and an anonymous listener might  have murdered someone?? This is a true crime podcast.   Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

ANNNDDDDDD WE BACK. The bois discuss how tight end's got ass, the sex position that made Drake, and how lavender should should run for president. They also get into their thoughts on filming coitus and whether or not they would take a $100k punch from Mike Tyson. This is a sophisticated podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well, you asked for it. Prepare to have either your dreams come true or absolutely crushed. The boys sit down with Gabe for a conversation about deserted island fruit fucking, an old man named Bueno, and what it was like to have a gun pointed directly in his face Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Jazz hands ya'll, the stiff gang is back at it. They chop it up about how auctioneers have sex, how Michael bangs his fridge, and how hecklers are the dumbest people in the world. They also field a listener story about jacking off while spreading their dog's ashes. HUH? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The gang dives deep on the pros and cons of kitchen sex, explore whether fucking with food is good, learn about the time Trev ate a snail-- shell and all, have a conversation about what it's going to be like to get back on stage doing comedy when the lockdown is over, and give some advice to a listener about to meet a long lost sibling Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The gang is at it againnn. They discuss when a girl gave a magnum condom to Michael, girls cumming too quietly, and how Trev spent $750 on a Purell costume. T hey also talk about how weird page 6 is on Pornhub. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Boys and girls, this one has it all. Michael's tired of jerking off, Trev finally watches a movie, and a listener that might be getting catfished on Tinder asks for some advice. The boys also try to figure out why Akon is so lonely and wonder why peeping toms get down like that. This is an Akon podcast. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

TW and MB are on one. THey discuss the reason for hairy assholes, how Trev reads at a 7th grade level, and of course... losing your virginity to The Lion King. They also dive into the age old question: What sound does Pee Wee Herman make when he's banging? This is a history podcast.

Michael gets desperate a week into lockdown and explains what its like to be Rona Horny, the boys look back on the history of cocaine, talk about how TikTok censors ugly people, compare the quickest they've ever came, and share stories about getting punched in the face. Oh and apparently Michael used to do steroids?? GOT DAMN this one's a heater. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Trev and Michael streamed this one live and it got crazy with all of your Youtube questions. Which Pokemon would you fuck? Why is Trev growing that moustache? How's lockdown going in LA? Plus Trev's dad blesses the stream with a surprise appearance. Stiff Socks is a (live) science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

LA might be quarantined but the boys are still in these streets. Twall and 2Fine talk about how hot people just kind of fall in to cool stuff, discuss the ins and outs of simp culture, and complain about bad Bumble messages. Also hot takes on 69ing and an extremely scientific theory about pre-cum pregnancies. STAY SAFE AND WASH YOUR HANDS. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The boys are quarantined but are still WIIILLLLDDD. They talk about when their first boner was, the f*ck a rainbow is, and where the HELL is Chingy these days? They also get into how Trev wants a cat and how Michael thinks girls with cats are straight up weirdos. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Twall and 2fine, the world's leading medical experts, investigate  whether the corona virus could be in your cum, talk about how weird it  would be for your mom to have full on ass pics framed in your childhood  home, and wonder why no one has given DMX and his fourteen kids a  reality show yet. Plus a listener story about a risky prostate exam and  advice on going from hoe to housewife.    Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Twall and Mblau ya'll crazy for this one. The boys dissect if calling your mom a "mammal ass bitch" is okay, how Michael jerks off like he's in the matrix, and which animal got the biggest dongs. They also talk about how manatees float and fuck and whether or not it's weird to use your grannies iPad to JO. New merch! www.stiff-socks-podcast.myshopify.com

The boys take a quiz to find out if they're smarter than a fifth grader. Will Trevor be held back? Can Michael even figure out what age a fifth grader is supposed to be? They also take a kink test to learn about themselves and whether or not they would enjoy being someone's Sex Pet or Rope Bunny and then finally get an update from a listener who made some progress on losing his virginity. This one is off the rails. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The squad is at it again. TW and MB discuss the question as old as time... does the Kool Aid man bone? They also get in to cummin' in your roommate's shampoo bottle and the war between pancakes and waffles. GOT DAMN our d*cks fell off. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Livestreamed stiff socks madness. The boys answer your questions about their favorite pizza spots, the most famous celebrities they've met, girl boners, advice for a listener whose slangin too much pipe for his lady, and SO much more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Pball and 2Fine explore how pilots take poops, how girls expertly talk shit about other girls, and how a Cake Pop Date is supposed to go. They also gab about the universal question... have you jerked off to a Garfield comic? This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

TW and MB cover the most in this one. They try and figure out why white parents love cover bands, why hangovers muthafuggin suck, and why a butt butler should be mandatory in every home. What's a butt butler you say? Listen to the GOT DAMN episode. Xoxo. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The bois take a deep dive into why Michael still hasn't cleaned his fleshlight, learn what in the absolute f*ck "squeak rap" is, and discuss strip clubs that have them FIRE wings. They also figure out what thick water is... actually no they don't. What the f*ck is thick water??!! Please stop it!!! Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

You know we couldn't have Kendra on without saving some exclusive stuff for the Patreon feed. Up top the boys and Kendra chop it up about how to make a porn star cum and get a WILD story about a crazy hook up of hers. Afterwards, the boys regroup and get back to regularly scheduled programming, like looking up fleshlight accidents and debating whether it would be better to always cum a tiny bit or to have to cum a whole gallon. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The gang talk to porn star and Library LEGEND Kendra Sunderland. They discuss the best d*ck sizes, Kendra's crazy start as a cam girl, and how WIIIILLLDDD her DMs are. She also teaches the boys how porn is actually made and about what "knee sex" is. We will win a Pulitzer for this one for suuuuuure. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The gang goes a little insane in this one. They discuss the merits of having sexual intercourse with your nose, Gabe's high school friend that wrote a "how to have sex with a watermelon" book, and the downfall of the razor scooter.  Oh and Trev jerks off with a banana peel while Mike puts his sack in a can of Bang. Just a normal day in the stiff socks studio. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois get wiiiiiild with Comedy Central's Chris Distefano. They talk about manscaping, ass play likes and dislikes, and how Chris found out that swallowing sperm helps induce labor in pregnant women... crazy, right? Chris also helps a listener answer a question an important question: Between Trev and Michael, who would be the bottom? We are astronautical engineers.

Well, the Stiff Duo gets wiiild. They discuss renting a dad, imagine what it would be like to be Will Smith's kid, and then share their stories of making sweet love to strippers. Oh and also one of the bois BREAK NO JERK JANUARY. They really suck at this. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The bois discuss the fact that Michael doesn’t like his feet touched, would you have sex with your step mom, and the 4 dates before sex rule. Oh... and how Trevor once hooked up with a girl that wore a necklace full of her grandmas ashes! BRO, WHAT!!!?!! Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and MB discuss if they would take their pee pee out in Times Square, the time Michael stole his sisters car, and what it would be like if you only had a limited amount of nut in your lifetime. They also try and figure out how fleshlights are made. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Well, we did it. 1 full year of uneducated jizz talk. What better way to celebrate than with legendary rapper and milf extraordinaire Yung Gravy. Trev, Gravy, and Mike drunkenly yell about jerking off in a K-Mart parking lot, taking DMT, getting drunk with Waffle House employees, and a lot more. Check out Trevor in the latest Yung Gravy x bbno$ music video "Shining on my ex" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTelhUrRiYE Get 4 extra episodes per month for only $5! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys get emotional and talk about the shit that makes them cry and why old people make them sad. Eventually they get a hold of themselves and discuss the important stuff, like using the cash app at a strip club, why girls putting balls in their mouth is scary as fuck, and how Jaden is Will Smith's blood boy. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

TWally and 2fineblaustein start the hardest thing they will ever do... No Jerk January. They also discuss how Michael hates the English language, how Trevor can talk like an Australian, and bad tasting semen. They also break down the age old question of who would win in a fight: the oompa loompas or the lollipop guild? Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Happy new year yall! The gang gets into which cities have the hottest people, if Trevor is an LA 6, and how auditioning for TV is THE worst. They also talk about a listenerwho pillow humped a Spongebob stuffed animal. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and MB discuss Michael's recent hotel room massacre, the time Trevor found a used tampon on his wall, and a listener's update to the rules and regulations of sex cum towels. We are modern day Socrates. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Description: the gang talk only Christmas topics in this very Christmas themed episode. Is Nelly Furtada bad or she a mutant? Do we shave our buttholes? Would you rather see a sex tape of your mom or sister? See, Christmas. Love you all.   Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois went live on Patreon. They answered your questions about the origin of the podcast, the crazy shit they've seen at frat parties, whether losing a nut is worth a used M3, and a whole lot more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The bois get back from a NorCal tour and discuss a dude that pooped in a Denny's, how they got robbed at a chick fil a, and how partying in Chico was a horrible mistake. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and MB get into some shenanigans on this one. They discuss racist old people, how to get the sex on a Greyhound, and dick appointments. They also learn what a Major Tom jerk of strategy is. We have college degrees. Lol. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Michael hooks up with a witch, who teaches him sacred ancient witch knowledge about split dick piercings and asshole tattoos. Speaking of learning, the boys also discuss how weird it is that pretty much anyone can be a substitute teacher, why doing stand-up comedy at a detox facility is hard as fuck, and how cum is definitely soup. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The squad gets in to the ins and outs of turtlenecks, why hot teachers are so hot, and their weirdest roommate pooping stories. They also of course figure out the sound that their erections make. You're welcome mom. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys chop it up about being single in the winter (and Michael definitely isn't sad about it), getting drunk on airplanes, how they lost their virginities, and how Trev finally found his kink. Plus a secret sock riddle that breaks Trevor's brain.    Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The sock duo talk about why Trevor is jealous of gerbils, the time Michael got his drum set stolen, and where they would hide a dead body. They also get their minds blown when a listener asks the highest question of all time: is your shirt tucked in or are your pants tucked in to your shirt? *brains explode* Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois discuss the inner workings of getting over an ex, the different levels of post-sex shame, and doing stand-up while you're as high as the moon. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod  

TWall and 2fineblaustein discuss the hot topics in this one, like which soup is best to have sexual relations with, how to ask your gf to do anal, and what deli meat would make the best blanket? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor and Michael explore the finer things in life on this episode. They discuss how much it would cost for Michael to get breasts, Trevor getting asked to make a Cameo of just his heel, and naming your penis. They also pontificate about the future of cloning... meaning in the future are you going to fuck your clone or what? We are archeologists. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boy's discuss college girlfriends beating up their boyfriends, getting laid at weddings, and weird sex obligations. Oh and also a listener took care of some people during a sour drug deal. We feel safe. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Trevor and Michael are guys who are doctors who also talk about fighting animals, Dennis Quaid's hot bod, and how hard it is to play charades on a podcast. They also get into why stand up comedy is um SO FUCKING HARD.  Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Michael are wiiiild in this one. They talk about if they would marry a cam girl, Macklemore's antics, and of course tiny dick humiliation porn. They also weigh in on a fan losing their virginity in a JCPenney changing room. This is an NPR podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  

Trevor and Michael get real introspective on this one. They converse on best dick pics, the time Trevor pretended to have a gun, and of course National Nut Day. They also fight over what porn site is the best and why one fan likes to smell his own socks. We are Neurologists. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys investigate what their girl names would be, consider getting dick surgery, and relate about the moment you realize you're talking to the least attractive girl of the group. They also discuss if they ever had a nut they thought was going to be a president. They will both win Oscars one day. Kisses. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The socks are wet in this one, people. The bois try to figure out Weenuses, if they would date a girl with a stutter, and how to tell jokes to almost dead people on a boat. They also investigate jerking off in hot tubs and how to get a big ole tampon stuck in your vagina. Trevor and Michael are doctors. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Mike lay it all out on the line in this one. From discussing the difference between crows and ravens to why the English language can suck a d*ck, they leave no stone unturned. They riff about why pigeons suck and Lil Wayne's general wellbeing. They also discuss a topic that could get you killed in most states: What position they think they were conceived in. This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

After the boys show love to a fan that listened to Stiff Socks in an ambulance and talk about how people disrespect stand-up comedy, Trevor and Michael dive deep on the craziest fetishes and answer the important questions: like what kind of tree would you fuck if you were into trees and which part of a car is the best to make love to? Plus Michael talks about his foot fetish, which is actually the most normal thing about him. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

In this week's episode, the boys get serious. They discuss the emotional ups and downs jerking off, the normal amount of times to jerk off in a week, jerking off in vans, and Trevor in a f*cking HELICOPTER. Oh and Michael gets a much needed therapist. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well, the boys outdid themselves with this one. They explore the finer points of sex on the first date, Michael cumming on his own face, and weird noises during coitus. They also find out how long is too long when it comes to sex.   BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Do you guys want an extra episode a week? Well now you can get it for only $5 a month starting October 9th on Patreon! Membership is limited, so sign up now. Hit the link for more info: www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  

This week the boys talk about racing turtles, perks of afternoon sex, and being terrible at kick ball. They also explore the most important question of all… is it weird to have sex with your half brother's cousin? Also do ya'll even read this shit? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys pull back the curtain to expose the mysteries of the Men's Bathroom. They explore the pressures of eating bananas in public and deep throating a Bratwurst with the boys. Stiff Socks is all about providing practical information for the masses. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor is back from Canada and Michael is back from Dublin. They quickly realize that the best women from around the world are actually just animations. They also talk about falling in love with a stripper and not knowing a damn thing about the government. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Allllllright this one is INSANE. Trev and Mike do a deep dive into the sex robot world, they riff about girls flashing mountains, and they answer the age old question: would you sniff your dog's ass? Finally, Michael says something so outrageous that Trevor walks off the show. Honestly... rightfully so. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys rap about rap names, the war between sons and shitty step dads named Mark, and discuss the ins and outs of their short lived drug dealing careers… They were horrible at it. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys get crazy on this one. They talk about dick tents, peeing in a Sbarro's fruit punch in the food court, and how truly weird Abercrombie is. They also discuss the ins and outs of jerking off in Barbara Bush's bathroom. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor freaks out cause Michael thinks it's normal to cum on the ground while jerking off. They talk about other stuff too but mainly WHY THE FUCK MICHAEL CUMS ON THE FLOOR. This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys talk about the cease and desist Trevor got from White Claw, how he felt being rich for a night, and what it was like to lose it all the next day. Then they talk threesomes, raiding Area 51, and help a listener figure out how to tell his girl she's got a smelly situation. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor and Michael only talk about the important issues in this one ya'll. From the ins and outs of putting a towel in your ass, to how not to cheat, to solving the age old question of whether it's better to suck 10 dicks 1 time or 1 dick 10 times, because this is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nick Colletti from Real Bros of Simi Valley/Vine/Youtube swings by the studio join the boys for episode 25. Nick admits that he's got a wagon of an ass, but a chore of a toad up front. They also talk about baby pigeons, Nick thinking Trevor hated him, the Vine Days, Suh Dude, and mental health. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor and Michael discuss the ins and outs of cheating girlfriends, parenting, and their sex lists. Sock Talk and Secret Sock gets insane with they talk about fucking fruit and giving up comedy for girls. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys discuss why Trevor's dog has anxiety, doing comedy shows in rehab centers, and of course, micro penises. They introduce two new segments: Sock Talk and Secret Sock. In these segments they talk about loyalty to your homie, drug cartels, and what to do if you're an inch inside your mom. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys sit down with super funny stand up comedian Thomas Dale (Comedy Central). Trevor and Michael learn about bi-gender, NYC detectives, and if they were gay they definitely would be bottoms. You already guessed that didn’t you. Thomas also brings the guys a very very special surprise. Hint: it’s the name of the podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys finally watch Michael's HowCast videos. They learn that the videos were basically soft core porn, kissing hard is not a great option, and that Michael can be convinced to do pretty much anything if you tell him he's funny. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

This week's guest is none other than the co-host, the legend, Michael "quick cum" Blaustein. Ayyyyye. Trevor interviews Michael and we find out a lot… maybe too much. We learn about Michael's proudest moment in comedy, his favorite candy, and that as a kid he fucked some weeeeeird shit. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

What better guest than your own co-host? This week we decided instead of talking about semen, how about we talk about some other men, AKA ur boi Trevor Wallace. Enjoy Episode 19 where Michael interviews Trevor about his family, his fears, and whether or not he's actually still a virgin. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor & Michael talk about the pros and cons of HBO porn, ringback tones, Public Penis Meltdowns, James Charles & getting back from tour #buffets. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor and Michael go to “basketball camp.” They learn that basketball is not for them. They will never play again. Ever. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks learns golf tricks from Aristotle Georgeson, AKA Blake Webber. They talk about Aristotle's internet success, how he got attacked on the stand up stage in Florida, and how macrodosing makes you smart. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Viral SUPERSTAR comedian Kevonstage sits down with Stiff Socks. They discuss his rise to internet stardom, his 100s of millions of views, and why he doesn't remember hiring Trevor… at all. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks learns to sing and discover they are definitely as good as Sam Smith, but not before discussing Trevor's birthright trip to Israel and why Soulja Boy is a huge inspiration. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks is joined in studio by Chad Goes Deep to recap how they tried to learn surfing and got blessed by Poseidon. JABWOW. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks watches the KISSING MY ACTUAL SISTER video. They learn that society is crumbling and that the Prank Invasion dude has a Forest Whitaker eye. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks goes to the Santa Monica Pier. They get kicked out of an arcade like they’re 15 and go HARD on a roller coaster. *they were both very scared on the roller coaster* Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks gets boxing lessons. They learn they would get killed in one second in the MMA. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks hold a blindfolded cupcake baking competition. They learn that that's a very hard thing to do. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks go to Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. They learn that Jason Derulo is somehow famous enough to have a wax statue and that even wax J-Lo has cake. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks go to the famous Hollywood Walk of Fame. They learn that Guillermo (Jimmy Kimmel Live) loves the podcast and that getting a star on the Walk of Fame is pretty easy. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks goes to the #1 ice cream shop in LA and tries to eat a HUGE ice cream burrito. They learn that a cotton candy tortilla is actually amazing but running after eating a cotton candy tortilla is not. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks smoke a ton of weed and try not to bomb doing stand up. They learn that comedy is hard when you're high as the moon and that rapping while baked is the MOST fun… give them deals, NOW! Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks go to a sex shop. They learn that porn stars get vagina mold deals like athletes get shoe deals and Trevor gets a pocket pussy for "research". Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks goes to get their palms read. They find out when they will die and why messing with the dark arts can be fun... SIKE they were nervous the whole time. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks go to the San Diego Zoo. They figure out that gorillas have no ass and Trevor has a flamingo face.   Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks throw axes blindfolded. They figure out that Hot Pockets would be a good tampon and they would for sure die if they were Vikings.   Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod