Hello Jelly Nation! Ben here, posting from the great state of Vermont. Im joined by long-time friend of the pod Jen Sillen and more importantly, Meg–the Bad Girl of Podcasting–makes her shocking return to the game. We discuss Jelly Roll beating Charli xcx for the top spot on the billboard charts, what that means for our country, and check in with our favorite twitter Transvestigator, Bevvie112. Plus Meg tells us what its like to live as a fag hag who is medically prescribed G. Also Jen rants about Wicked and Gaga.

Today we mourn the loss of Liam Payne, discuss our past alleged criminal acts at various grocery stores, if it's possible for muscled gay hunks to fall off a ledge while taking a selfie, and Melania Trump's new memoir. Finally, we read an article from the New York Post about the former Bachelorette contestant and current freak who pretended to be trans for like 6 months as a "social experiment." Tickets to our live show here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/electile-dysfunction-an-election-night-variety-show-tickets-1034976200677?aff=oddtdtcreator

Hesse's voicemails on Saturday, October 12th, 2024.

Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I develop a new diet plan for Jacques (at his request), discuss scaring people at the gym, Mario Bosco literally attacking me on the street, the only child to asexual pipeline, and holding yourself hostage at work.

Happy Sunday! Today we discuss megalopolis flopping, review Sophies new album, and Jacques reveals what he thinks the pyramids are. Plus we take your calls! Get tickets to our live show here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/electile-dysfunction-an-election-night-variety-show-tickets-1034976200677?aff=oddtdtcreator And get ¡No Pasarán!, Matt Christmans new book here: https://chapotraphouse.store/products/no-pasaran?srsltid=AfmBOoqL5ffoYPpfmL7GUGkhchSBj_XeLmPrsS8BUCJlRlbDqqVCsxy1

Ben here, today I'm coming to you with a very special episode featuring Jen Sillen. To ring in the fall season Jen and I board the Staten Island Ferry and play our favorite autumnal tracks. We discuss our favorite white women of the 2010's, China Mac vs. Moo Deng (and why China's owner won't come on the Pod), Chappell vs. Gaga, me low-key feeling bad about bullying Mitski off twitter, and then we visit World Trade Center 7 to talk about what supplements we do. Happy Fall mamas!

On today's episode we announce Electile Dysfunction (our Nov. 5 live election show, ticket link dropping soon) cover mayor Adams indictment, Olivia Nuzzi allegedly harassing RFK Jr, and Jacques finally meets his voodoo doll.

It's Seeking Sunday! Welcome everyone, today Ben, Jacques and Hesse discuss the Trump shooter's plan to save the world, Tulsi's white steak, Diddy's arrest, and Laura Loomer needing so much attention. Plus we get some crazy tea on Moo Deng via our hotline! Shocking....we love yall!

NYC, get tickets to Hesse and Masha's 9/19 live show, "Miss Trans USA" find links on Masha's twitter (@MashaParty) In this unlocked episode, Ben and Hesse are joined by Masha Breeze. We spill the tea on RFK leaking the juice of a recently beheaded whale on his daughter Kick, discuss what has become a big week for Kick, Drake’s selfies getting gayer, and Mikhalia Peterson’s devious ways. More importantly, we score a big interview with disgraced blonde Elizabeth Holmes, an interview which is quickly interrupted by a certain Italian detective keen on figuring out who murdered Jen Shah.

Full Episode on Patreon. On today's episode Hesse and Jacques are joined by Grace Freud and super producer Palma! They discuss cajuns eating Nutria Rat, Taylor Swift shouting out 9/11 at the VMA's, Jacques being accused of murder (?), and Trump's beautiful neck. Get tickets to Graces LA show My Father Has Been Murdered: dadsdie.com

Hello LGTBQ's and allies alike! Ben here, today I've got an episode of the Gay List with the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily. Before we consider every conceivable way in which your man could be gay, we make some very confident debate predictions. I think we slayed. Then we crack open the list at entry 1,000 and discuss everything from our burning hatred of people who Amazon paper towels to the degenerative effects of viral Grindr screenshots. This episode has it all, gay face vs. lesbian face, the estrogenized womb, straight couples spying on each other, and k*lling your mother–psychologically. Listen to Lily & Stevens truly her-larious podcast here: https://open.spotify.com/show/3RIvHVayenokiZtiwybORD and find weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon!

Happy Seeking Sunday! Nate Fisher and Will Sennett join Hesse and Ben for another installment of the Lesbian List. We discuss how duplicitous the Gay Friend can be, lesbians only coming in size XS or XL, and how to get gay guys into sports betting. Lesbians we love you!!!! Listen to Nate and Will's podcast A Closer Look here: https://open.spotify.com/show/4f8K43VPxVRjdQWHGT92FW Find info on Eephus here: https://www.filmlinc.org/nyff2024/films/eephus/ Intro & Outro/// 32 Flavors - Ani DiFranco

Full video episode only on Patreon! Coming to you today with a very special episode. We show Jacques the voodoo doll of him that was found at a shop in rural Louisiana, discuss Lana's new cajun boy toy, Troye Sivan giving Charli XCX the F pass, getting wet dreams in jail and getting called fat by your parents. As mentioned, you can support Conerstone Buses, a non-profit which helps families visit incarcerated loved ones at Angola State Prison, here: https://www.nolatoangola.org/about-cornerstone-builders-bus-program/

Happy Seeking Sunday! Today Ben and Hesse are joined by Masha Breeze. We spill the tea on RFK leaking the juice of a recently beheaded whale on his daughter Kick, discuss what has become a big week for Kick (she’s dating Ben Affleck) and of course we try to figure out who Jigsaw really is. More importantly, we score a big interview with disgraced blonde Elizabeth Holmes, an interview which is quickly interrupted by a certain Italian detective keen on figuring out who murdered Jen Shah.

Ben, Jacques, and Hesse are all together and coming to you from Mora Studios in Little Italy NYC! We talk about which outfits have gotten Jacques hate-crimed in New York, mourn Jerry Springer, and scout a bottom for 4th mic. Plus we end the episode with the most challenging set of moral dilemmas we've ever faced. Subscribe to our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes! Patreon.com/seekingderangements

Hello everyone! Today we review Bill Maher's interview with various children, discuss Tim Walz's horrible recipes, and (brace for impact) upack Chappell Roan's comments about some of her "weird" fans. Subscribe to our patreon for weekly bonus episodes!

It’s a trans girl takeover! Hesse is joined by Masha Breeze to talk Sex and the City, solutions for Olympic gender problems, and Masha’s iconic boss. Then, a very special guest drops in for the interview of a lifetime: the first trans woman ever Trudy Bonfires drops in to talk about her new book and spill the tea about Eleanor Roosevelt and Karl Marx. Follow Masha on twitter @MashaParty and subscribe to us on Patreon for a weekly bonus episode

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the pictures of JD Vance's fat head in that crunchy old wig, why the gay man who broke the Vance Drag story has 2/3rds of this podcast blocked, and why transitioning could have saved her (jk). Plus Jacques spends 40 minutes texting a take out order to his mother and Hesse tells us about Mr. Beast getting canceled. We wrap things up with a very difficult quiz which tests our ethics and morals like never before. Oh also at this part Jacques tells us about gaslighting a vegan he fed butter...really funny. Mwah!

hey yall happy sunday its me Jacques i recorded with Brandon wardell and Asad the Supreme being. We discuss women, men, our love lives. Find out if Asad is a biggot, his time on the show wild n out and Bradon makes some funnies too. We all recount our time together in Austin too Listen to Brandon's show here: https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow And find Asad's IG here: https://www.instagram.com/asadallsupremebeing/?hl=en

Hello Seekers! Jacques, Ben and Hesse here, today we finally uncover the foundational trauma behind Jacques very serious aversion to chewing gum, discuss RFK's baby bear dumping, and draft a letter to the DNC in which we beg for press passes and promise to be normal. Weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements !

Today Hesse and Ben thank Caitlyn Jenner for yet again saving us from nuclear apocalypse, talk about Biden randomly still being alive, Elon Musk beefing with his daughter, the Olympic Grindr ban, JD Vance's big face and head, and why so many brunette women are becoming homophobic right wing influencers. Plus we take your calls! PATREON.COM/SEEKINGDERANGEMENTS

Happy Sunday Seekers! April joins Hesse, Ben and Jacques to talk about 164,000 white women crashing Zoom for a Kamala fundraiser, Jacques idea for a lesbian Christmas movie, and what happens when you piss off Brats. Get tickets to Aprils LA show here: https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/aprilclark

Theda joins Hesse and I to talk about Biden's miserable week (we recorded before he actually dropped out lol), Bevvie the Transvestigator's claims about the Biden family, and of course Bryan Johnson, whom we are all really disappointed in.

Welcome back seekers! The whole team is united today to play you some of our favorite songs and discuss the week in news. We talk about Trump getting shot, posthumously Queer Eye the shooter, try to locate Gypsy Rose Blanchard and of course we take some of your calls as well!

Welcome back seekers! While we love being a podcast of the people, we are fed up with getting zero recognition from the mainstream media and professional podcasts alike. And that's why we have resorted to throwing the first punch at the most successful shows in the game, according to NY Mag. That's right, we are bullying the top 10 podcasts in the country right now, viciously and without remorse. Also we talk about a new gay ringworm, the time Jacques invented a never before seen variant of ringworm (it might be the gay one we don't know) and discuss the war within the democratic party.

Hello seekers and happy Sunday! Join us today as we celebrate the return of our Queen Jacques Gonsoulin, who has emerged triumphantly from his battle with 4 impacted wisdom teeth and some other stuff too. Jacques tells us all about his surgery, why the nurses said he had a "marijuana allergy," the car wreck that was caused by his desire for bone broth, rewriting his will, and of course, he puts Hesse and I through a grueling challenge of our own...

Super producer Palma joins Hesse and I for a full debate recap. We talk about Biden's abysmal performance, yet another attempt at mass gaslighting by the Democratic party, and suggest some replacements for Biden. We also discuss JVN's response to the allegations that Zir is an absolute menace on set.

FULL VIDEO EPISODE ON PATREON The internet favorite’s homophobic, queer-baiting Turk joins Hesse and I to put his alleged ally-status to the test. Will he accrue enough points from the Gay List to gain entry into the gayborhood? Will he get the F pass? The more coveted T pass? Well… Has Hasan (or even worse your man) closed a drawer with his hip? Have they made male friends or used an elliptical? What if they’ve let a woman touch a door in public? If so, it might be time to wish them happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨

Hello Seekers! Hesse and I are back and taking more of your pride calls. We teach a 6'5" gay guy with a mustache how to seem like a bottom in front of his trans-masc husband's co-workers (very easy), chastise gay men who chase straight men, out 300 closeted politicians, and invent something called misogyno-blanc. Also we hear two SHOCKING testimonies from people unfortunate enough to personal run-in's with Chapelle Roan, and all I can say right now is that we must cancel her and that Winston, if you're there, I hope you made it out of the box.

On this special one on one interview Brandon and me (Jacques) discuss our recent tomfoolery when he came to new orleans and preformed for two days, I did my first stand up st opening for him and just the total shenanigans of new orleans. Throughout the episode I bring back the points system to clarify Brandon's grade. Listen right away

Hello seekers! Hesse and I are back talking about how I almost punched a woman at Des Moines pride, the brand new Herpes/Chlamydia prank going around, where to blow an Aztec Death Whistle for maximum impact and my parents having another kid because I looked so gay. Of course we also talk about Hunter Biden going to jail and how to enjoy Charli XCX's new hit album Brat when you suffer from Obstinance Defiance Disorder.

Welcome back Seekers! We're all here to discuss Pope Francis' statements on f*ggotry run amuck in Italian seminaries, which then makes Jacques hungry. So we invent some sandwiches, clock our social credit scores, rank women, and brainstorm how fat Jacques would have been in WWII. But most importantly we write an email to casting at "Pop Culture Jeopardy," and end by taking a shot at the quiz ourselves.

April and Grace join Hesse and I to crack open the lesbian list! Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by yourself? Chances are you could be a lesbian, and we'll help you find out. Get tickets to Girl Gods live show here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-god-presents-gay-aid-tickets-879720998187 intro/// Lyn Christopher - Take Me With You outro/// Laura Nyro - Sweet Blindness

Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode! It's just Hesse and I today, I give her a rundown of my micro bully obsession, a debrief of the Amityville Micro Bully Pop Up I attended, and what the dogs Really Mean. We also discuss JoJo Siwa's continued tragic (or slay?) career, make some predictions about the Biden/Trump debate, and cover the beautiful discourse I heard among the protesters in front of Trumps trial.

Welcome back everyone! Jacques unleashes a new beef he will almost certainly lose, we celebrate Hesse for Mothers Day, discuss how we would get the Dublin/NYC portal shut down, being on deaths door, and getting hooked on Zyn. Also Jacques casts his 360 video à la Charli XCX, we uncover why gay guys travel like fugitives, and finally we shout out the two nurses who were vaporized last year at a monkeypox vaccination site in New Orleans. Please show them your support.

Today the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily join me to break the seal on a brand new list, thats right–it's the Lesbian List. Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by yourself? Chances are you could be a lesbian, and we'll help you find out. We also discuss Steven being the first gay man to bleach his hair for normal and healthy reasons, Lily leaving her strap on in her partners parents freezer, and I spill some tea on an ancient beef between me and a big suited lesbian who fucked with my family while employed as the minister of a Unitarian Church. Until next time sisters! Listen to Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily everywhere podcasts are found (I did an episode with them on the Bible) and buy tickets to their June 5th live show!

Happy Sunday Seekers! Today we talk about Bush era LGBTQ activism, that guy from glee identifying as culturally queer (we support him), Kristi Noem assassinating her puppy for being annoying and what happens when you antagonize ghosts and spirits. Plus we take your calls! We tell you how to impress your girlfriends religious parents, how to bust on SSRI's, and how to break up with someone who has BPD when you also have BPD. We'll be doing another call in episode soon, leave a voicemail at (332) 203-8247

Listen to this full episode and our entire catalogue of weekly bonus content on our Patreon!

Theda and John stop by to talk about Hesse scaring her landlords with gay pornography, Ben's newfound love of leering in the park, the hottest sportsmen, the ugliest sportsmen, Caitlyn Clarke being cis, Ben's dad thinking he is a prostitute, fire island, red carpet menswear and of course Theda and Johns new movie Stress Positions. Go see it! Find weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon

Happy easter :) super producer Max joins us to continue our 300+ episode celebration, we talk about the ongoing P Diddy scandal, pink coke, and Jacques tells us about more about Portland. We love!

Hello Seekers! Today Jacques, Hesse, and I apply to a high powered position at the Sniffies Corporation, decide which one of us is autistic (shocker) and send an email to get them cast on Love On The Spectrum, and finally we put a definitive end to the rumors about Brigette Macron being one of the gworls.

Cara stops by to celebrate our 300th episode! We talk about East Coast vs Tennessee vs Louisiana, best and worst fast foods, astrology, and much more. Find weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon

Happy Sunday! We're back and talking about having 4 impacted wisdom teeth, rockabilly women (again), having sex with Timothee Chalamet, Anton Chigurh's gender and planes falling out of the sky. Full Episode on Patreon

Hello seekers! Today we're all back and taking your calls. We hear from people with BPD, people who have girlfriends with BPD, help a guy who wants to have sex with another guy in front of his girlfriend, and decide if it's healthy to be turned on by your own reflection. Leave a voicemail for us at (332) 203 - 8247 and find tickets to SHOW PIG here: https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/show-pig-a-live-comedy-podcast-spectacular-with-seeking-derangements/

What up Seekers! Today we assembled to record an emergency pod on the Rolling Stone's article about JVN's "monstrous" and "nightmarish" behavior on the set of Queer Eye. We discuss why Bobby is leaving the show, why Tan and Antoni are the only ones who don't hate each other, and say a prayer for all the PA's who leaked their tales of abuse to the press. But before that we perform a "woke test" on Google's AI chatbot, plus I explain why I got covered in mud in rural Canada and Jacques offers Jackie Chan a job.

Happy Sunday everyone! We're back for the 12th installment of the Gay List with Jack Wagner of Otherworld. We talk about the recent P Diddy scandal, Jacques having sex with 2 of his friends fathers, and what a woman should do if she catches her man dipping his toe into the pool to check the temperature. Find Weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon

Full Episode on Patreon Hesse and I go to Jen's new apartment to see her new face and to talk about why everyone hates Amy Schumer, why Amy Schumer hates women, how Mardi Gras is more difficult than major and intensive surgery, and of course to talk about the bassist of a latinx metal band that tried to force femme the singer in order to steal his girlfriend.

Welcome back yall, today we talk about Joe Biden's sex life, global circumcision rates, a van full of men with guns being outside your house, getting your head squished between a brick wall and your 1000lbs of luggage, and we take a quiz which results in some really scary results Weekly Bonus Episodes on our Patreon

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Today we're all back together and trying to figure out what happened at the Super Bowl, why Jacques thought Selena Quintanilla was a lady of the night, and celebrate the Queer Eyes getting carjacked in Nola. Plus we take a few of your calls. Mwah

What up yall, we're back and talking about Stan wars, SWAT'ing, militant smol beans, how to get BPD, how to not be a bitch right now, and Jacques drops a diss track on a bitch who stole his man. Plus we take some calls! Bonus episode weekly on our Patreon

Will and Felix join us to dust off the old Gay List and declare judgements on how straight men should behave during a shooting, if it's sus to use oven mitts or have a big key chain, if pulp is gay, and much more. Plus Jacques tells us which first lady invented birthdays. Full episode on Patreon

Hey everyone! Today we discover a new hypebeast member of Jacques expansive medical team, chose our own Best Picture, talk about scamming your neighbors and how Jacques turned a subway sandwich into a lethal projectile using nothing but a lime scooter. Weekly bonus episode on our Patreon!

Hello LGBTQ and straight listeners alike, we're back and talking about the New Fire Island, global gay gentrification, and billionaire slam-pieces who's deaths just aren't adding up. Despite that we do take our best shot on getting accepted into New Fire Island's influencer program for real. Plus we start a personality quiz but not before Jacques connection goes out (crazy things happen when Louisiana freezes.) Find weekly bonus episodes on Patreon.com/SeekingDerangements

Whats up players we're back with another episode! Today Jacques and I help Hesse punch up her stand up routine, investigate the Hasidic tunnels, and take your calls which range from a tech company unwittingly coming out in support of gay chemsex, why everyone hates you at orgies, me stealing someone's "bitch," and your cousin hitting on you. Thank you guys for the calls we truly appreciate them. Find a weekly bonus ep on our Patreon!

The "most unhinged creator of the year" Kevin Leonardo joins Hesse and I once again to talk about his meteoric rise to fame, fake people, the second gay guy caught having sex in the senate, waxing his pubes, masturbating with a pet in the room, and finally to rank famous Christmas characters on their fuck-ability. Find Kevin's content here: https://linktr.ee/kevinleonardo Full video episode on our Patreon!

Hello everyone! We're back and talking about none other than the don diva herself...FKA Kitara...AKA Latino Baby Grinch...George Santos. We draft a group message to his real email, go through his various crimes and scams (NOT GUILTY), and hear tell from another diva about her past run ins with George. Also some really bad Jacques health updates. Thank you to Santiago for designing our new cover art! Also Jacques and Hesse will be featured at the Girl God show this weekend at the Bell House in NYC! Get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-girl-god-christmas-spectacular-tickets-741044292427?utm_experiment=control_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios

We cover episode 13 of Undercover Billionaire but not before one of us reveals her new chosen name, we recant what was said about Gwyneth on the last episode, Joe Biden vs Taylor Swift, plus more.

Girl God is back to face down an interview conducted by the one Mx. Jacques Gonsoulin, we talk about the most embarrassing moment of everyones life, planning for a live show, Caitlyn Jenner's saying "retarted," and finally Hesse quizzes everyone on SEX. Find tickets for Girl Gods show here: https://girlgodlive.com/

Here's the first half of our special Halloween episode for you broke bitches who cant subscribe to our Patreon. Reporting from the most haunted city in the United States, Jacques and I are here to give you a tour of some of the most fucked up things that have happened to the people of New Orleans and of course, to Jacques himself. Join us on this journey as we tell tale of an axe wielding sociopath who killed a bunch Italians for not playing Jazz, how Jacques came to in a Taco Bell ditch, pray for the Gay Guys who died in a bath house fire, try to eat pickled beef tips, and finally harass city employees on the phone...in a graveyard.

Jacques reveals his new and improved self, we talk about the slay nerd who tried to assassinate the queen bc his AI girlfriend told him to, and we take your calls! Subscribe to our patreon for weekly bonus episodes! Patreon.com/seekingderangements

What's up yall...Hesse and I recorded (Jacques joins eventually) on the day of jihad, we talk about Lady Betty Grafstein and Jose, world famous transvestigator Bevvie112 being uninvited from thanksgiving, dating old guys, Troye Sivan, the newest Bladwin brother J Baldwin, Bobbi Althoff curbstomping Scar Jo, eating 48 oysters, and more. As mentioned, please consider a donation to Anera who is working to provide aid to the Palestinian people. Find them at www.anera.org

Welcome back everyone! Today we talk about being trapped in Jacques basement, his diet, why airplanes keep nearly crashing all the time and why we don't know about it, and finally Jacques steals my lab coat and administers a quiz which strips us bare, psychologically speaking. Subscribe to us on Patreon for weekly bonus content!

The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family to blame. The Jenner/Kardashian clan has been dropping new family members and duplicating at alarming rates. One Caitlyn was enough, now that there are three and our way of life is in peril we here at Seeking Derangements are proud to partner with the Biden administration to put an end to the madness and bring you the truth. In this event like no other we have amassed the Caitlyns for a special debate wherein the true Caitlyn will emerge victorious and the others....well the others have a different fate in store. ------ Special thanks to Macy Rodman and Kaye Loggins for joining us! Find Macy's podcast Nymphowars here (it's my favorite podcast): https://www.patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx/posts Find Kaye's amazing show, Kaye Night Live here: https://eternal.tv/programs/kaye-nite-live

Hey guys welcome back. Today we take your calls, texts, and pleas for help. Topics range from hair care, to reverting to Islam, how to be in a NORMAL relationship when everyone is POLY, and also Jacques is only on for about 15 minutes his mic broke and he blamed us for it lol. Everything is fine now but Jacques Gonsoulin...More like Jacques GONE so Lame am i right.

Sup ladies...today we see which one of us is a voicecel and which one of us is a deep voice chad. We then talk about Larry Sinclair, Obama being gay, Malik Obama, and every conspiracy theory on earth. Subscribe to us on Patreon for a bonus episode each week

Subscribe to our Patreon for the full interview with Rena, a girl I got jumped for fingering in high school. We talk about our love, its tragic fallout, and about Gay Life in Des Moines Iowa Patreon.com/seekingderagements

Welcome everyone we're back and despite some technical difficulties we manage to take a lot of your calls, one from our favorite listener (a 57 year old hairdresser and mother of two), another from someone who wants a pussy, and another from a gay guy who doesn't know any other gay guys. Plus we talk paranormal experiences, shooting guns, and Burning Man. Bonus audio and video episodes on our patreon!

Does your man go to target? Does your man kill bugs? Does your man have Rosacea? Does that make him gay? We called up Angel Money and Jake Sillen to help us figure it all out. Plus Angel Money tells Jacques how to step his pussy up but not before taking us all to church. Keep up with Angel Money on her twitter: @reverendmoney Keep up with Jake on her IG: @hoe_slut_hoe

The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family to blame. The Jenner/Kardashian clan has been dropping new family members and duplicating at alarming rates. One Caitlyn was enough, now that there are three and our way of life is in peril we here at Seeking Derangements are proud to partner with the Biden administration to put an end to the madness and bring you the truth. In this event like no other we have amassed the Caitlyns for a special debate wherein the true Caitlyn will emerge victorious and the others....well the others have a different fate in store.

Sup bros we are back with another classic episode...we talk about Jacques barbaric air conditioning defense system, the Femme Presenting Lesbian who was Denied Service for being Gay with a Husband, expose Barack Hussein Obama's straggotry, and take a couple calls. Plus a penis update from the worlds biggest egg, Bryan Johnson. Subsribe to our Patreon for one bonus episode per week, plus videos and special episodes too.

Hola mamacitas..we're back and we're taking your calls! and reading your emails! We talk about how theoretically incorrect a phone number could be, read a lizzo blind item, solve 10,000 romantic problems, come up with a new restaurant/charity, and much much more. We're going to do our best to work through all the submissions, so if we didn't get to yours chances are we will soon. But please keep them coming!

Sup non patreon subscribing losers..here is the first half of our 2 hour episode in which we talk about Lizzo and take a personality test which plunges us into the depths of history, malice, and the corrupting force of power. Sub to the patreon for the full ep and one (oftentimes two) episodes per week

Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 629 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" Jacques long lost brother and host of Podcast About List Patrick joins us! ANNOUNCING OUR CALL/WRITE IN'S: We're going to start taking your messages! Call and leave a voicemail or write us an email PHONE: (332) 203 - 8246 EMAIL: [email protected]

Full Video Interview on our Patreon! Hey Besties! Hesse and I sat down with TikTok influencer, controversial Youtuber, and frequently misunderstood horny gay guy, Kevin Leonardo. We talk about his various viral moments, clear the air re Epstein, trash the freaks who tried to deplatform him for the infamous Nair video, and finally we have him do what all love so much...rank a bunch of guys on our trusty tier chart.

Sushi nom! We're here and scheming some cool sculpting for Jacques, get into an argument about fat people in Troye Silvans music video for RUSH (poppers reference for those of you who don't get it) and finally we overhear a secret meeting between Bad Bunny and Caitlyn Jenner.

Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 184 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" The one and only latina queen Janelle Howerton joins us....howie hive paws up! Follow her in IG she is da best @mensturalbloodbath Sub to our patreon for a weekly bonus ep!

Our full episode with April and Grace of Girl God is available on our Patreon, subscribe there for one to two free episodes per week!

We are finally unlocking this previously paywalled episode, we talk about Dylan Mulvaney who was being powerfully annoying at the time but more importantly we take an online morality quiz which unveils a fundamental and lifelong misunderstanding Jacques has had about....drawing him....

We are back with another installment of THE GAY LIST and as promised we found the straightest guys we know to help us out. Listen to Will and Nate's podcast A Closer Look (Hesse is featured there as well) Also subscribe to our Patreon for weekly bonus content.

Welcome back everyone! Hesse and I are joined by major trans celebrity Theda Hammel for a deep dive into Bryan Johnson, the billionaire freak who is dedicating his life to Project Blueprint, a $2 million per year endeavor to "de-age" himself. Listen to Theda's podcast, NYMPHOWARS everywhere podcasts are found and on Patreon. It's our favorite show. Find an extra weekly episode of our show on our Patreon too.

Thats right...Jacques and I are here with a review of S7E5 of Queer Eye in which they are in New Orleans and go to an amazing and FORMERLY beloved Deli called Steins to perform a makeover on the owner Dan. Listen to the full episode on Patreon where Jacques tells us about the Real Louisiana, some local post Queer Eye Drama, and his personal fallout with Steins.

Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 184 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" This is the first installment.

Were back with Jake! We talk about why i have to record in car in a semi-active lot, the time lady gaga dressed up as a nazi at coachella, on the ground reporting from Real America about Bud Lite being gay and then hesse gets mad bc i start driving. As always subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes/videos per week

I was subjecting Jacques and Hesse to a test on their ethics and morals and Jacques dropped this bomb. Subscribe to our Patreon for this full episode and one (oftentimes two) episodes a week!

Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty in Gwenyth Paltrow's ski collision lawsuit. Finally we breakdown Marianne Williamson's abuse allegations. You can find more of Jake on our Undercover Billionaire bonus series, or her work at clubs Rash, Heaven, and Club Cringe.

Yall! We are back with another episode. We give a rundown on Peter Thiels boyfriends death, Peter Thiel using facebook to recruit grad students for gay pool parties, and shoot our shot now that he's single. We also talk about Jacques getting hung up on by the suicide hotline, and beefing with drag queens. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (sometimes two) bonus episodes per week

Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty in the Gwyneth Paltrow ski collision lawsuit. Finally we breakdown Marianne Williamson's abuse allegations. Subcribe to our Patreon for this episode and one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.

Today we cover Tennessee's Lt Governor's twink scandal, talk about our favorite PnP tiktoker, and Jacques finally makes a public apology to Emrata. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.

As always we start off with some business updates from our own lives, we hear some first person expereince on what it's like to do powdered ozempic from Russia, negotiate a food for manual labor deal, and talk about home renovations. We then get into episode 10 of Undercover Billionaire. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.

Today we answer a handful of listener questions. Most of your boyfriends are gay sorry to tell you that now but if he listens to this show its kind of over for you. Also, I reveal Jacques subconscious to him and he has a shocking physical reaction. Subscribe to us on Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week!

We take a break from administering the Psychosis Quiz to Jacques to ask about the trash can in his front yard that says NO POOP. Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode, and one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes er week.

Since we're partying at Mardi Gras we're unlocking a recent premium episode in which we talk about Jeferee Stars NFL trade, Tim Gunn style gay guys, how scary it was to see Andy Dick when you were a kid, and Jacques getting on ivermectin.

Welcome back everyone today we discuss Jacques recent trip to an ER which is literally named In N Out, the recent lawsuits against Dude Wipes and Thinx, and finally get into the billionaire who is undergoing extreme medical measures to de-age himself. You can find one (and oftentimes 2) bonus episodes per week on our Patreon.

Here's a clip from our new premium episode in which Jacques conducts some interviews with some of histories biggest stars. Here's one of his questions to Anne Frank

It's our 200th episode!!! We didn't know that when we recorded but regardless, today we bring you a deep dive into the Gay Porn monopoly known as Say Uncle, home to some of the most heinous porn series known to gay. We're talking MissionaryBoyz, Brother Crush, and Therapy Dick just to name a few. We also get into George Santos slaying like no other. Subscribe to us on Patreon for one bonus episode (sometimes two) per week!

Not only do we talk about how the Peanut M&M is technically the skinniest M&M, we also get into Gwen being Japanese, Lana hacking the Gay Brain, D*ag R*ce S*oryhour, Keemstar, why gay men could never replace the on-screen talent of the Real Housewives, and how embarrasing it is to have blue eyes. Subscribe to Patreon for this, and all weekly bonus episodes!

Today Jacques sits our white asses down and is accidentally racist while telling us about how Avatar 2 is racist, we do a present review, talk about these two Christian influencers who couldn't stop jacking off to trans porn, Elon Musk trying to kill Steve Aoki. Subscribe to our Patreon for an extra one (and oftentimes two) extra episodes a week.

We're Baaaaaack! For this week's Undercover Billionaire bonus ep you are locked in The Business Chamber alone with Ben and Jake, who discuss our beautiful, beautiful billionaires: Grant's struggles with COVID, Monique's struggles with flat tires, and Elaine's struggles with nothing because she is a perfect queen playing 5D Go. They also discuss their weekly expenses, the difference between Entrepreneurs and Technicians, and much more!

We're back! -------------- We talk about Travis Bickle being a fine piece of ass, Marilyn Monroe being a 300lb neurodivergent queen, Jacques harassing a ghost tour, and we are paid a very special visit from Jigsaw from the Saw movie franchise for an FFS consultation. -------------- Subscribe to our Patreon for 1 (oftentimes 2) bonus episodes per week. :)

Subscribe to our Patreon for 1 (and often-times 2) bonus episodes a week. Welcome back everyone. Today we tell Jacques we are nominating him to be the first nerualink human test subject, crunch some of grindr's global data, and talk about the Timothee Chalamamatete cannibal movie.

We're back mama's! Today Jacques breaks his tooth on a rib live, we have our phones make some autofill statements about non-binary people, Hesse getting banned from Valentino, me doing sex work, Kamala being barred out, how stupid the Balenciaga panic is, and we roast that really annoying gay guy on twitter...you know who. Subscribe to our Patreon for two bonus epsiodes a week :)

Today we talk about Drake being gay to throw off grooming allegations, stanning Megan Trainor, using babies for clout, Tar again, and how scary it would be to be lesbian. Subscribe to our Patreon for two bonus episodes a week :)

Today we fight about who would survive the longest in the wilderness, we talk about Elon's takeover of twitter, the sexy ass Brazilian guy we saw leaving Paul Pelosi's house, Hesse gives a review of Tar and we end it all with very special quiz...mwah As Always you can find two weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon! Our intro music today is from our amazing friend Kimbucha Kardashian, we love her and her IG @Kimbuchakardashian intro/// Kimbucha Kardashian - Kin Euphorics

Welcome back brokies! Hesse, Jake, and I are back in the boardroom. We open with how I made a gravedigger buy me a hotel room, we do some scheming for Jake's new bar, and how the economy of bushwick nightlife hits its ceiling at $400. Then of course we get into our favorite billionaire's most recent antics(plus Monique ((ew))) This is our last free review episode! The remaining 11 episodes with special guests will all be paywalled. Find that on our patreon:)

Kaye joins Hesse and Ben to discuss this seasons horror movies, Alex Jones' settlement, that big boob teacher lady in Toronto, and queer adult babies Find Kaye's many amazing projects here: https://linktr.ee/timewharp Subscribe to Seeking Derangements for weekly bonus episodes :)

It's review number two mamas! We hit you with some business tips of our own, reveal the fattest girl food ever, get drunk, roast Moniques lame ass, thirst for Grant, and worship miss Elaine. Follow Jake @hoe_slut_hoe on IG, go to Heaven in Bushwick, and keep your eyes peeled for Rash's reopening.

Subscribe to us on Patreon to unlock this episode, and for a weekly bonus episode. We open todays episode running through an insane twink's list of must-haves for potential boyfriends, my recent card abuse in vegas, Jacques gets hot sauce in his eye, Jacques freaks out because Hesse tells him he can't put milk product in his eye, and we end the episode with a quiz in which exposes me as an completely evil person.

We randomly ran into April Clark and Grace Freud of Girl God and decided to record. We talk about the No Loads Refused Pimped Out Cum Dump Event, Joe Biden implying Elton John has given thousands and thousands of men HIV, Mariah Carey randomly talking about 9/11 on stage, and all the pranks we've pulled over the years. GIRLD GOD IS IN NEW ORLEANS TN YALL! Tickets here: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/girl-god-the-porch-at-the-howlin-tickets/12298615 Reminder that we have weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements

On tonight's episode we start our newest review series! This is a show you definitely haven't heard of but its going to be your new obsession. It's called Undercover Billionaire and it's deranged. Joining us in our exploration of the American Entrepreneurial Spirit is businesswoman extrordinaire and hate crime victim Jake Sillen (Rash, Heaven, Club Cringe) Join us as we identify key players in the town!  Follow jake on IG! @hoe_slut_hoe

Welcome back Mama's, today we open the episode up with some live gambling (which letter will be added to LGBTQIA+), get into Jacques cursing pregnant women's non-binary babies, and end with a very illuminating quiz... Follow us on Patreon for a weekly bonus ep Follow us on IG for memes @seekingderangementsssss Follow us on Twitter for Jaques Thoughts @SSDERANGEMENTSS We Love!

On this episode we answer listener questions, discuss what senators we think lay the best pipe, and discuss the drama occurring across the pond in Venice with the film Don't Worry Darling. You don't wanna miss this one! We Love! Find us on Patreon at patreon.com/seekingderangements (weekly bonus episode) Follow us on IG: Seekingderangementsssss (banned 5 times) and Twitter: SSDERANGEMENTSS

SD 154 - To Slay or Not To Slay by Seeking Derangements

Welcome everyone to a Ben and Jacques solo episode! (Hesse is missing because she got offered that luxury poop job) Jacques and I craft our scheme into the fine art market, talk about being cracked out in Nola, and what its like getting a gun stolen from you while being robbed four nights back to back. Lastly, we are also paid a visit by the reputable Judge Gonsoulin of Vermont who delivers their sentence for the crimes of one Mx. Ezra Miller. Subscribe to us on Patreon at patreon.com/seekingderangements Instagram @seekingderangementsssss Twitter @SSDERANGEMENTSS Intro/// Asha Bhosle - Dum Maro Dum Outro/// Locked Up - It's My Rave

This is it: The Final Demi Ep! In this one we discuss all the greatest moments of the show so far, the preeminence of alien expert Nick Pope slumming it, we come up with a new name for Demi's fans (Hesse is allowed to make that joke so yell at ben instead) and most importantly of all we meet The Mantis himself! It all wraps up with a very, very special announcement and its all tied in a pretty bow with the hauntingly beautiful music of your new fave, brdrml (@policefala on Twitter) Make sure to check out her bandcamp and send your submissions to the address below! MUSIC// brdrml Intro// I've Heard Those Accusations Before 1st Break// AETHER2 444 2nd Break// The Driums 3rd Break// Super Trooper 2 Outro// Abracadabra brdrml Bandcamp: https://brdrml4938.bandcamp.com/ email for story submissions: [email protected]

It's a Ben and Hesse solo special!!!!! don't worry we found jacques and zir is safe although zi are speaking fluent cantonese and only fluent cantonese so get ready for that. Song ID's are coming please direct all hate towards Hesse as she forgot to send the ID's also for the record I liked the merzbow additions I just wasn't sure how it would play here. I'm sorry for doubting you guys. Thanks so much for subscribing and listening it means the world to us all.

Beloved TikTok laywer David Pourshalimi of P&P Law Firm in LA joins us to break down his wins in court, to answer some listener questions, and to get a brief rundown on Jacques criminal history. Find David here TikTok at Pandpfirm2.0 Instagram at pandpfirm Subscribe to us on Patreon for a weekly bonus episode at Patreon.com/Seekingderangements

We talk Misha's queerbaiting, illiterate Lea showing her pussy to gay guys, and Jacques run in's with children. Intro/// Alfonso Lovo - Terremoto (Earthquke 1976) Outro/// Bettye Crutcher - So Glad to Have You (1974) Find us on Patreon for weekly episodes! Instagram: @seekingderanementsss Twitter: @SSDERANGEMENTSS

Today the gang figures it all out: The Elluminati, the Rosie Cross Order, It's All Connected! We also discuss Ben's sashay into Tik Tok, Jacques' deadly arts-and-crafts, and how all the celebs are imitating Demi YET AGAIN. ITS. ALL. CONNECTED!!

We talk about the state of the union, Ben gives a review of modafinil (the hillary upper), Jacques gives us a travel report from Oklahoma, Ben and Jacques get into an argument about cajun mardi gras

After 2 years and constant bullying by the fans I have decided to become straight. Recommended Reading: Dem congressional candidate is shamed by mother on Twitter after 'getting drunk and shouting at schoolgirls, calling one 'acne f**ker' and another 'Hispanic f**ker' during teen Valentine's sleepover before throwing up in hamper and girl's shoe - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10534653/Democratic-congressional-candidate-apologizes-getting-drunk-shouting-schoolgirls.html In Defense of Abby Broyles - https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/abby-broyles-did-nothing-wrong/ intro/// The Montgomery Express - Who (1974) outro/// Popcorn - Song For You (1981)

Apologies for the rough sound on Ben's part. Suggested Reading: The Metaverse Is Going to Suck for Queer People - https://www.them.us/story/metaverse-queer-lgbtq-users-harassment-discrimination-facebook The Worst Part of Che Diaz Was Seeing Myself in Them - https://www.them.us/story/che-diaz-retrospective-nonbinary-representation intro/// Eternity's Children - Mrs. Bluebird (1967) outro/// Rashid Beybutov - В Сад Пошел За Виноградом (1973)

Suggested reading: HIV now infects more heterosexual people than gay or bisexual men – https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/feb/09/hiv-infects-heterosexual-gay-bisexual-men-uk-testing-virus The Qinling - Huaihe/Top - Bottom Divide in China - https://www.tiktok.com/@cloudcloutclaud/video/7050788702569663791 intro/// Doris - Did You Give The World Some Love Today Baby? (1970) outro/// Bobbie Gentry - Wedding Bell Blues https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements

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Suggested Reading: M&Ms characters to become more inclusive - thehill.com Senators seek new donor rules for gay and bisexual men - 19thnews.org intro/// Raphael - Dead Sea Scrolls (1972) outro/// Ronnie Keaton - Going Down for the Last Time (1974)

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Probably missed bleeping out a few times they mentioned Jacques' Aunt's name. Oh well. Links: https://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/18/fashion/18nutria.html https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2010/11/bushwick_designers_make_clothe.html https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/rayne-frog-festival https://www.shrimpandpetroleum.org/ https://www.flydenver.com/great_hall/denfiles intro/// Swamp Dogg - The Mind Does the Dancing while the Body Pulls the Strings (1974) outro/// Alfonso Lovo - Sinfonia del Espacio en Do Menor (1976)

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If you were a ghost what kind of ghost would you be? a. pervert ghost b. gay literature ghost c. wise ghost d. demonic ghost intro/// SBB - I Wonder Why (1977) outro/// Sopwith Camel - Fazon (1973)

ben's trad now (he read the wikipedia entry for each book in the bible) and is looking for an annoying white woman who he can wear shawls to church with.

The SENSITIVE GUMBO documentary by Jacques and Sixtyforty is out NOW for our dear Patreon subscribers. It's been submitted to Sundance about 5 times under different titles because we keep getting banned. Note: Sorry about Ben's audio, I did my best to remove sirens and traffic noise. intro/// Yukihiro Takahashi - Elastic Dummy (1978) outro/// Los Irakere - Bacalao con pan (1976)

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Inside the writers room for the Seeking Derangements Gumbo Documentary with our special birthday boy BEN!!!! We submitted the Seeking Derangements Gumbo Documentary to the Un Certain Retard section of Cannes. intro/// Eleanore Mills - Fascinating, Devastating Man (1974) outro/// Djalma Dias - Nada sei de preconceito (1974) you can get BEN a lovely birthday present by subscribing to our patreon: patreon.com/seekingderangements

Ben was busy today so we brought in friend of the show and fellow white-presenting latino Nate Ruess from the ClayneCast podcast. intro/// Jorge Mautner - Rock da TV (1974) outro/// Lulu Santos - Melô do Amor (1981) https://patreon.com/seekingderangements

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With Patrick, Jacques, Hesse and Sweet P Tracklist: [00:01:40] Janko Novoselic - Rogla Beat (Live at Boogie, Zagreb) (2021) [00:12:06] Partenaire Particulier - Partenaire Particulier (1985) [00:20:10] Crane - Crystal Thunder In The Wonder Safari (2000) [00:27:40] The Style Council - Wanted (1987) [00:33:27] King Carl - Blues for Men (1965?) [00:38:36] PinkPantheress - I Must Apologise (2021) [00:43:02] Twitcher - Stopstarty (1994) [00:46:33] La Unión - Lobo-hombre en París (1984) [00:50:38] SBB (Silesian Blues Band) - I Wonder Why (1978) [00:59:21] Orbital - Belfast/Wasted (1992) [01:09:08] New Order - Crystal (2001) [01:18:24] System Olympia feat. P Nut - Falling in Love (2019) [01:22:40] Angela Starr - Disco Dancing (1984) [01:31:46] End Music from Street Trash (1987)

Ben, Jacques and Hesse started a Real Housewives of Salt Lake City roundup bonus show for our Patreon. New episodes come out every Monday after the show airs, for Patreon subscribers only. We're unlocking this one since it's more of an intro to RHSLC. Jacques couldn't make it to this one but we got a special guest to fill in... intro/// Can - Give Me No 'Roses' (1977) outro/// Real Estate - In the Garden (Outro) (2021)

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After personally overseeing Ben's firing from the Bernie Campaign as retaliation for revealing Mayor Pete's asexuality, Lis Smith focuses on another step to world domination: getting ahold of a 90-year-old cancer patient's opiate stash. intro/// Silesian Blues Band - Odlot (1975) outro/// Grateful Dead - Viola Lee Blues (Live in San Francisco, May 12, 1970) Listen to the full back catalog of bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements

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With Jacques and Ben back from their Cajun vacation, all four of us finally figure out whether we are "Alpha" (top), "Beta" (bottom) or "Sigma" (vers) podcasters (homos). intro/// Macky Feary Band - You're Young (1978) outro/// Bobby Charles - Big Boys Cry (1965) Bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements

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Hesse (@ZeroSuitCamus on twitter) joins us to deconstruct Cruising using marxist film analysis with extra gender and a side of queer. Paul Verhoeven should have made this movie instead. patreon.com/seekingderangements - new episodes every week

SD 78 [UNLOCKED] - 7/22/21 - Littlefield, Brooklyn, NY (Late Show) by Seeking Derangements

featuring special guests Chapo Trap House and Podcast about List Weekly episodes at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements

@jakebrodes from Pendejo Time joins us to talk about ten-gallon-hat chicanos, unruly airport children, and why so many cringey people online love pretending to be from former Yugoslavian countries. Thomas (@len0killer) joins us for a few minutes despite some serious network trouble. You can get more Pendejo Time at https://www.patreon.com/pendejotime intro/// Dyson's Faces - What You Gonna Say Today (1976) outro/// 4th Coming - We Got Love (1969)

This is a freebie that John from Group Project podcast and Jacques recorded this past weekend that I forgot to upload. ================================== John and Jacques chat about expecting seizures, DJ duos, tile shopping, getting respected, endoscopies and much more. Submit your questions for the Group Derangements Misguidance Panel using the foolproof form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf03yS8uYmZO9TvzSc6lUHK_Tf3jsgT4l1B1W3bDioOIQHAkw/viewform

Girl talk in LA intro/// Cascada - Come Back To Me Baby (1980[?]) outro/// The Soul Invaders - The Price Of Love (1969) A note on the audio: Amber had a bit of an audio issue after coming back with some drinks. I tried cleaning up her audio a little in post, and I think it came out listenable, but I should warn you that the second half is not as clear as the first.

This was originally supposed to be just jacques and sarah squirm but I ended up staying on to make sure this episode was listenable. Actually I just forgot to leave because I was busy working on the t shirts. intro/// Hiroshi Sato - Akanegumo-No Machi (1978) outro/// Don Brown - Tango (1977) https://patreon.com/seekingderangements

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https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements ------------------------------------------------------------------- Last November we sat down and watched this movie about a pinkpilled forcefemmed assassin for the mob who's turned trans by the direct opposite of Ben Carson - a crazy surgeon with no hands! michelle rodriguez telegraphed her performance in, while tony shalhoub and sigourney weaver delivered probably some of the most electric scenes in cinema history. intro/// Kiyoshi Sugamoto - Yeh! Boogie (1980) outro/// Raney Shockne - Tomboy (Main Title Sequence) (2016)

where we record a really long episode that's really hard to edit and then we post the first half on here, and the second half on our patreon intro/// Сато - Пять четвертей (Take Five) (1981) outro/// Carol Cool - Upside Down (1980)

They're sending all of you guys over to the federal conversion camps to turn you normal intro/// Spirit - I Want to Go (1977?) outro/// Susana Estrada - Gozame Ya (1982) Weekly episodes over at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements

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Ben's busy with a couple new projects with friend of the pod Glenn Greenwald so Jacques and I took the opportunity to record a very long episode with our friend Clarke Sondermann. Clarke has a new podcast called Group Project which you can find HERE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/group-project-with-john-and-clarke/id1542818367 Ben, Jacques and I will also be reviewing a few of the movies featured in this ep on Patreon in the next couple of months, so stay tuned on there for that: https://patreon.com/seekingderangements intro/// Transs - Senja Dan Kahlua (1983?) pee break/// Masataka Matsutoya - Hong Kong Night Sight (1977) outro/// The Cabildos - Barrio Bueno (1974)

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our fat titty ex-president put out a really pathetic playlist the other day full of shit he probably doesn't even listen to because he's a POSER intro/// Cara Stewart - What Time Does The Last Moon Leave? (1957?) outro/// Hirth Martinez - Altogether Alone (1975) Weekly premium episodes at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements

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This week we answered some, er, burning questions from our patrons. Full episode's at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements

the pod list boys are back to get "a little queer" with us if you know what I mean... We also just recorded a 2-hour special loveline/mailbag episode for our beautiful patrons at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements intro/// Soul Throbs - Little Girl (1975) outro/// Grupo Arco Iris - Coisas Da Vida (1972)

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Spending some time with Jacques' long-lost mother. So much time in fact, that we have an entire second half of this on our patreon. Love you all x intro/// The Apples - Mind Twister (1978) intermission/// Os Novos Baianos - Isabel (1974) outro/// Greg Foat - Sapphire Dreams (2019) https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements

trying to teach jacques how gender reveal parties work. full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/41426870

Jacques was gracious enough to record with me before my camping trip in the wilderness, just a little bit of talking before diving into his latest mix. We're dropping it as a freebie for our devoted fans and followers tonight. Have a nice weekend, everyone! intro... Willie West & The Meters - Fairchild (1970) outro... The Duncan Bros. - Dreams (197?)

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little mix with a little bit of everything

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we had the pod list boys on and we all screamed a lot. jacques is getting a mic soon. ben got his a few days ago. life is pain. have a nice one links: https://twitter.com/SSDERANGEMENTSS https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements track id: intro/// Lou Courtney - I Don't Need Nobody Else (1974) outro/// Cici Kizlar - Gencim, Yaşamı Severim (1975)

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Sweet Palma and Sensitive Jacques finally release their first of many collab mixes tracklist: Miro Miroe - Do Androids Dream? Orchestre Baobab - Kelen Ati Leen Orange Juice - Rip It Up Tommy McGee - Now That I Have You Wendy Rene - She's Moving Away The Ray Alexander Technique - Save Me Washra - Wahashtony Orlandivo - Onde Ana o Meu Amor? Jam City - How We Relate to the Body 12" Mix The Pretenders - It's Everything About You Rajan James - Time Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - Romance of the Telescope

We sat down with Glenn a few weekends ago to talk Bolsonaro's 'rona resistance, the Bernie/Biden “unity task forces,” and a little throwback to Joy Ann Reid's homophobic blog posts (bring those back, Joy I beg you) intro/// Elza Soares - Som, Amor, Trabalho e Progresso outro/// Willy Santana - Mais Uma Chance

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(extremely obvious, affected spanish accent) hello yes mi name is roberto "estraser" i was born in wenesuela my granfader he die in concentraysho camp, he fell out gard tawer... and i am afro-lateeno intro/// La Logia Sarabanda - Guayaba outro/// Lizzy Mercier Descloux - Hard Boiled Babe

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just kidding lol pride's canceled anyway If you can go protest safely, go out and protest. It is your right, and you should take advantage of that. If you can't protest, consider donating to your local bail fund. There's a fairly comprehensive list at https://bailfunds.github.io If you can't protest and can't contribute to bail funds, there is always something you can do. Contact your local DSA, IWW, PSL, or BLM organization for a way to help. intro/// Arnie Love and the Lovettes - We Had Enough (1981) outro/// 20th Century Steel Band - Heaven And Hell Is On Earth (1975)

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We sat down with Glenn this weekend to talk Bolsonaro's 'rona resistance, Biden's 'rona task force, and a little throwback to Joy Ann Reid's homophobic blog posts (bring those back, Joy I beg you) https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements

Amber sits down to chat with us about a couple of out-of-pocket queer "activists". Ben talks for 15 minutes about this old-ass safe in the apartment he's squatting. intro/// Rashid Beybutov - Город Мой Баку outro/// Bobby Reed - The Time Is Right For Love

Back by popular demand and on a permanent basis we had Sensitive Jacques back on the pod to talk us through his maternity clothes, getting hit by a car several times, mother's day, and the fine line between "healer" and "script-writer". We get real stupid in this one. Full episode is up at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements

We talk to Ben's friend Jacques about his veteran neighbor who wants to kill him, PC music, working at restaurants, Denver's haunted demon vibes, and baby names. I feel like I lost like 35 iq points after recording this one.... anyone else smell burning toast? outro/// Didier Makaga - Minuit L'heure du Swing bonus episodes every week at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements Jacques' mixcloud is at https://www.mixcloud.com/jacques-gonsoulin/ You can send him money on venmo at marioparty2 You can buy his music at https://angelica69.bandcamp.com

To coincide with our appearance on Chapo, we are unlocking this premium episode of Seeking Derangements for free. You can find more premium eps at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements Love you! intro/// Christine Lewin - Juicy Fruit Ben and I had Felix and Brandon on the pod to talk about internet freaks but we all spent like 45 minutes talking about the people who had the biggest influences on us as younger people and "internet activists". outro/// Wally Badarou - Back To Scales Tonight

We recorded this while that news broke about Kim Jong Un being in "grave danger" and I think we all lost it. Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/36293986 ben: twitter.com/b8tch_updates palma: https://twitter.com/palmaunllmited

intro/// Jane Duboc - Se Eu Te Pego De Jeito Ben and I have been working on this episode for the last couple of weeks, interviewing his colleagues and coworkers about what happened to Bernie Sanders' 2020 presidential campaign. Dimitri and Mia join us to illustrate the strengths and weaknesses of the campaign, and the role management played in its downfall. outro/// Maxi Anderson - Lover to Lover

Ben and I had Felix and Brandon on the pod to talk about internet freaks but we ended up talking about the people who had the biggest influences on us as younger people and "internet activists". https://www.patreon.com/posts/sd-6-boys-chat-35976510

intro /// Batteaux - Tell Her She's Lovely We got Kath Krueger on the pod to talk to us about white women, snakes in the Democratic grass, Nicaraguans, and about how Mexicans are the most racist country in latin america. Big love! outro /// Karen Smith - Pillow Talk =============================== ben - twitter.com/bitch_updates palma - twitter.com/PALMAUNLlMITED patreon - patreon.com/seekingderangements

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Ben and I lost our minds after watching the tiger doc so we had a jewish gun-owning podcaster talk about it with us. ///intro/// Richard Stepp - Caught Up In A Whirlwind (1979); ///outro/// the Alessi Bros. - You Can Have It Back (1976);

WE ARE HERE AND WE ARE QUEER and also we have a podcast. Ben's Friend's Prison Canteen Fund: https://www.paroleprepny.org/donate Sum Linx: Our Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements https://twitter.com/bitch_updates https://twitter.com/PALMAUNLlMITED intro/// Lavender Country - Cryin' These Cocksuckin' Tears outro/// Erasmo Carlos - Meu Mar (single version)