Scott & Chris entertain the nation – The podcast that walks the line between the funny, awkward and outrageous.
Introducing... Scott & Rylan's Pop Top 10
Scott Mills and Rylan Clark join forces to rank iconic music and pop culture moments.In each episode, the duo are joined by a special guest to debate a different music theme - think: Great British Girl Groups, Iconic 90s Cover Versions, even the best Soapstars Turned Popstars!Expect nostalgia in spades, heated debate and stacks of pop passion as Scott, Rylan and friends build their own Top 10 ranking, and crown their personal unofficial number 1s.Search Pop Top 10 in Sounds and press subscribe to never miss an episode. A Listen production for BBC Sounds. A Listen production for BBC Sounds.
9/27/2024 • 1 minute, 41 seconds
Saving an 80s supergroup, spinning with Stacey Dooley and Coach Trip's Brendan is in ESPAÑA!
Scott is on a mission to save an 80s supergroup The Fizz – and you can help too! Journalist Stacey Dooley joins Scott for his latest SPINTERVIEW for Radio 2’s Let’s Move It season. Coach Trip legend Brendan Sheerin gives us a call from his travels in ESPAÑA! And, Anna in Salford becomes our new favourite listener on the Birthday Game. Plus, Scott has a new obsession for the bathroom and what on earth is Adele World?! Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
8/9/2024 • 47 minutes, 28 seconds
Katy Perry, Greg Rutherford and tracking down Welsh Pitbull!
Scott's got a retro present for pop megastar Katy Perry! She's back with new music and popped in for a catch-up.There's an Olympic special Spinterview with gold-medal winning long-jumper, Greg Rutherford. He steps into the celebrity spin studio for Radio 2's Let's Move It season.Scott's got some big news and he's trying to track down the Welsh Mr. Worldwide... his new obsession, the Pitbull impersonator from the Valleys.Plus, the Homes Under The Hammer game is back! Radio 2's Owain Wyn Evans is the show's newest presenter... but Scott needs to put his property knowledge to the test.Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
8/1/2024 • 52 minutes, 44 seconds
Katie Price, Marisha Wallace, Alan Cumming and NatCass' bidet confession!
Welcome to the celebrity spin studio Katie Price and Marisha Wallace, as part of Radio 2's Let's Move It.Host of The Traitors US, Alan Cumming, pops in! Scott's a bit obsessed with the show, so expect full geekery.Plus, Natalie Cassidy has a bidet confession!Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
7/26/2024 • 45 minutes, 49 seconds
Will Young on a spin bike and the Stinky Lunch Club!
Singer Will Young joins Scott for a spin class with a difference, he's the first ever Spintervew for Radio 2's Let's Move It season.Scott's launching the Stinky Lunch Club and the Music Police solve another earworm. Plus, have you ever eaten strawberries in a sauna?Romesh Ranganathan pops in for a bit of work experience and there's a list of the most stressful tourist hotspots in the world.Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
7/19/2024 • 48 minutes, 31 seconds
It's written in the stars... Holly predicts the Euros results!
Can the football results be predicted with astrology? Scott tracks down Brendan from Coach Trip and Rylan's got a new nickname.A certain someone is missing from the Radio 2 In The Park line-up in Preston! Grab your glitter, this needs fixing...Plus, how many eggs is too may eggs in a day? And DCI Mills is on the case of another annoying earworm for James in Essex.Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
7/12/2024 • 42 minutes, 58 seconds
The motorway marriage, a tennis earworm and Scott's Shania remix!
Meet the bride who wanted to have her wedding reception on the M25, there's a Wimbledon themed case for the Music Police and Scott's Shania remix has gone to the next level.Radio legend Mark Goodier pops in to see Scott, before taking over Pick Of The Pops on Radio 2. Scott's putting his chart countdown skills to the test!Jo Whiley turns all Phil Mitchell and is there an armchair TV critic in your life?Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
7/5/2024 • 37 minutes, 57 seconds
Marrying your love's lookalike and Pixie Lott pops in!
Scott's meeting an Ed Sheeran lookalike that ended up marrying a super fan of the real Ed! They had a full lookalikes wedding...Pixie Lott pops in to take the Same Interview challenge. How will she answer the same questions from a pop magazine 15 years ago?The Music Police are back on the beat cracking the case of another annoying earworm! And Scott's waking up some of your kids that, frankly, should be up by now.Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
6/28/2024 • 48 minutes, 56 seconds
Gelsenkirchen, footie chat and Rag'n'Bone Man
Scott's keeping an eye on the Euros, but can he pass for a fan with your help? And how do you pronounce the German city of Gelsenkirchen?Rag'n'Bone Man pops in for a chat and Scott's got an idea for Michael Ball, ahead of Radio 2 In The Park in Preston later this year.There's shark chat, Taylor Swift speaking Welsh and a fresh case for DCI Mills and the Music Police too!Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
6/21/2024 • 42 minutes, 32 seconds
Bridgerton, beavers and Taylor Swift excitement!
Scott's got a theory on how to make Bridgerton even more naughty... listener Rhiannon gives it a go! Beaver fun on Springwatch and we learn about the Taylor Swift millipede.It's a Coronation Street special Birthday Game and there's a dressing up conundrum for 8 year-old Griff and his mum.Plus, the Music Police are on the case of Emma in Kent's annoying earworm... DCI Mills calls in the help of Radio 2's Garage division, with Detective DJ Spoony.Hit subscribe to get Scott's latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
6/14/2024 • 42 minutes, 25 seconds
Weddings, KT Tunstall and calling all Keiths!
Scott didn't realise he had to write his own wedding vows... he needs your help! KT Tunstall takes the Same Interview challenge, to celebrate 20 years making music... and Scott's on the hunt to find Radio 2's youngest Keith.The country begins the countdown... to Taylor Swift's arrival in the UK! Scott launches the Taylor Tracker.Plus, can DCI Mills crack an earworm that's been bothering listener Wayne for nearly 30 years? Music Police, assemble!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
5/24/2024 • 42 minutes, 7 seconds
BAFTA outfits, Jeremy Vine and pets that listen to the radio...
Jeremy Vine is playing the Birthday Game, Dr Ranj pops into the studio and Scott's found some pets that love listening to Radio 2.Bridgerton is back, but why aren't there any Radio 2 song covers on the soundtrack?!Plus, tracking down the man that was sat behind Joe Lycett at the BAFTAs... he couldn't see for Joe's Queen Elizabeth I ruff!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
5/17/2024 • 47 minutes, 37 seconds
Eurovision 2024: Meet the acts!
Scott meets some of the acts competing in Malmö at the Eurovision Song Contest 2024. From denim hotpants to singing twins, the glitz and glamour of the competition is heading to Sweden!In this bonus edition of the podcast, hear from Switzerland's Nemo, Sweden's Marcus and Martinus, the Netherlands' Joost, Italy's Angelina Mango and Finland's Windows95man.Search 'Eurovision' on BBC Sounds to hear all 37 of this year's Eurovision entries. Then join Scott and Rylan on Radio 2 for commentary of the Grand Final at 8pm on Saturday 11th May - listen live on BBC Sounds.
5/7/2024 • 27 minutes
Tony Blackburn and Dermot O'Leary go head to head!
Scott's pitting Dermot O'Leary and Tony Blackburn against each other for a dad joke-off. They're the kings of terrible jokes on Radio 2, but whose gags are worst?Joe Lycett has made a bet with his Aunty Margaret. He's on the show to explain and talk about his new Channel 4 show... and Margaret drops in too.Plus, Rylan and Richie help launch the Radio 2 Eurovision sweepstake and Scott's catching up with Finland's act, Windows95man.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
5/3/2024 • 44 minutes, 54 seconds
Charlotte Church and surprise Jane McDonald!
Has Scott ruined the Radio 2 In The Park announcement? And why's there an emu in Preston?Singer Charlotte Church takes the Same Interview challenge - answering the same questions from an interview in 1999, when she was 13. Scott's comparing her answers from then and now!Plus, surprise Jane McDonald in the studio and there's news for Charlie from Casualty fans.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
4/26/2024 • 45 minutes, 33 seconds
Perrie, pauses and the Music Police!
Welcome to officially the second least distracting radio show in the world! It's official... and we're not taking offense.Perrie Edwards pops in to see Scott - she's gone solo after Little Mix and talks wedding planning and kids TV. As well as a bit about her new music.Meet The Netherlands' entry for Eurovision 2024... the mullet-loving Joost Klein. And Scott's got a gap problem... do you leave a massive chasm at the start of your voicenotes?Plus DCI Mills inducts PC Owain Wyn Evans to Radio 2's crack team of detectives... the Music Police! Can the force solve listener Hayley's annoying earworm?Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
4/19/2024 • 46 minutes, 2 seconds
RSVPs and Girls Aloud bonus bits!
Girls Aloud are in the studio telling Scott all about the tour, with some bonus bits you didn't hear on Radio 2! Scott's turning all bridezilla about his wedding RSVPs and meet the listener who invoiced her guests that didn't turn up.Pop star twins Marcus and Martinus are representing Sweden at Eurovision 2024, they pop in for a chat. Plus DCI Mills is back on the beat with potentially the most popular case the Music Police have ever faced!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
4/12/2024 • 38 minutes, 15 seconds
Sheridan Smith and surprise Charity Shop Sue!
Scott gets a surprise on his first day back, as Charity Shop Sue pops in to find out where he's been!Sheridan Smith plays the role of Sheridan Smith in an interview on Radio 2, to talk about the new play within a play that she's performing in.Plus, DCI Mills is back on the beat to review the Music Police cases that PCs Spoony and Clark have attempted to crack and Minister Mills marries off Radio 2's biggest fans... yes, they're having a Radio 2 themed wedding. That one is real.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
4/5/2024 • 44 minutes, 22 seconds
Mystery shoppers, Natasha Bedingfield and Scott's got his tapes out...
Scott will show you his old cassette tapes if you show him yours... what's he found in the loft now?!Natasha Bedingfield completes the Bedingfield duo on afternoons, or does she?! And she takes the 'Same Interview' challenge with questions from 20 years ago.Plus, your stories of mystery shopping and an annoying earworm goes rogue for the Music Police... DCI Mills is up against it with this one!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
2/23/2024 • 40 minutes, 32 seconds
Rita's Rack and bonus Ella Henderson!
Scott finds out if his CD has made it onto Rita's Rack in The Kabin. He's been trying to get on Coronation Street for ages!Radio 2's Jo Whiley's turned all Del Boy, but did she mean to post that?! And Ella Henderson takes Scott's vocal challenge, singing her lyrics to another song. Plus, some bonus bits that didn't make it on the radio!And Scott pays tribute to Steve Wright MBE, who passed away this week.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
2/16/2024 • 36 minutes, 33 seconds
Watch out, the Potato Warden's about! Plus, Steps are here!
Scott's on a mission to get some of SpudMan's world-famous jacket potatoes delivered to Broadcasting House... but you wouldn't believe the faff to get a spud into the BBC!Claire, Lisa, Faye, Lee and H are in the studio for an exclusive chat with Scott about the Steps musical.Baroness Karen Brady and Tim Campbell MBE from The Apprentice are in the studio with Scott to review your top life improving tips. But are there any that they'd hire?And Scott's learning to play the triangle with the BBC Concert Orchestra's Principal Percussionist, Alasdair Malloy. It's harder than it looks, you know!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
2/9/2024 • 48 minutes, 30 seconds
Calum Scott, historic haircuts and Scott's fat fingers!
There's birthday drama with Bobbie, Radio 2's regrettable haircuts of the past and Scott's had a wedding ring debacle.Singer-songwriter Calum Scott is in the studio with new music, almost 10 years after he shot to fame on Britain's Got Talent.Plus, Scott's chatting to man who's got the UK's first masters in pantomime! Oh no he hasn't... etc.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
2/2/2024 • 34 minutes, 47 seconds
Daniel Bedingfield is back and plenty of horsing around!
After 20 years, Daniel Bedingfield pops in to see Scott! But where's he been? And what's this about recording all his songs naked?!This week has been dedicated to all our horsey listeners. Scott's got plenty of equine entertainment, so why the long face?Baking champion Candice Brown is on the phone after a tragic accident being dubbed The Great British Break Off!Plus, the first ever Antiques Roadshow game and DCI Mills cracks another annoying earworm with the help of the Music Police.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
1/26/2024 • 40 minutes, 45 seconds
Layton Williams, Teddy Swims and what is Jeremy Vine up to now?!
Scott's chatting to Strictly finalist and actor Layton Williams. Plus he's trying to convince soccer loving singer Teddy Swims that he knows loads about football.It's been another big week of TV and Scott's found some fans of Gladiators and The Traitors. Including the fan who's watch thought they'd had a fall... they were just watching Claudia in her gloves.There's more Jeremy Vine fun and Scott's getting some help with his singing after the panto! And the Music Police have been tracking down a suspect song from the early-00s for Rob in Plymouth... but have we cracked another case?Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
1/19/2024 • 37 minutes, 12 seconds
Scott's panto song and bonus Jonathan Bailey!
He's back from treading the boards, so it's only right that the nation hears Scott's solo song... thanks to Fairy Godmother Sam Bailey for turning evil and sending it in. Who knew there was an original cast recording?!Actor and heart-throb Jonathan Bailey talks Bridgerton and Bond, as well as real bum or stunt bum? Plus there's some bonus bits that you didn't hear on the radio... find out which superstar singer Jonathan embarrassed himself in front of. Also Sophie Ellis-Bextor on the return of 'Murder on the Dancefloor', theme tunes with words and turns out loads of people are scared of UK landmarks!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
1/12/2024 • 44 minutes, 33 seconds
Rylan's in for Scott with Cher, Olly Alexander, Michelle McManus and more!
It's a Christmas cracker of a podcast this week, with Rylan in for Scott and a feast of festive guests.Olly Alexander pops in, as he's announced as the UK representative at Eurovision 2024 in Sweden. There's more from Rylan's chat with Cher and she has a a couple of huge revelations.Plus, Michelle McManus is celebrating 20 years since she won Pop Idol and there's a Christmas KaRYoke with singing sensations The Overtones.Oh and there's a surprise call for Rylan... from someone close to his and Scott's hearts!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
12/22/2023 • 53 minutes, 54 seconds
David Guetta tries his first mince pie and how well do know your Christmas carols?
Scott's feeling festive with superstar DJ David Guetta trying his first mince pie and reviewing classic Christmas hits. Plus, do you know the words to some carols? Or are you just making them up?Singer and Broadway sensation Billy Porter gives Scott an acting lesson, as he's about to take to the stage for the first time!And Radio 2's King of the 80s, Gary Davies, plays the Birthday Game. But it turns out that there's one disgruntled listener who shares Gary's big day.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
12/15/2023 • 50 minutes, 44 seconds
Sam Ryder sings Christmas... after a big night out!
Getting baubles deep in Christmas with singing sensations Sam Ryder and Leona Lewis. Can Sam smash out a vocal even after a big night out? And Leona's celebrating a big anniversary!Bobbie's got a festive blockage and there's news from The GC on her Christmas tree.Plus, Scott's hearing about your kids that are a bit old before their time... whether they love Elvis, wear a waistcoat or do their homework on a typewriter.Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
12/8/2023 • 37 minutes, 11 seconds
Anneka Rice gets melted down and Natalie Cassidy's on!
What happens when celebrity waxworks get melted down? Anneka Rice has got a pretty solid idea of where hers has gone to.Loads of chat about proposals and partners. Scott's found a new test to see how well your partner knows you, it's called 'The Orange Peel Theory'.Plus, Natalie Cassidy is in the studio as we kick off Christmas. Hear what happened when she interviewed the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race UK season 5 and she's celebrating 30 years of Sonia in EastEnders!Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
12/1/2023 • 35 minutes, 3 seconds
Alesha Dixon raps in her sleep!?
Alesha Dixon is in the studio as she takes the Same Interview challenge. Scott shares an alarm clock hack that will change your life and has a few ideas for who might be this year’s Christmas Number 1. Plus, someone gets shushed by Her Majesty, Madonna. Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
11/24/2023 • 38 minutes, 54 seconds
Well done Vernon Kay!
Vernon has completed his incredible Ultra Ultramarathon Challenge for BBC Children in Need.
Powered only by his own two feet, Vernon Kay travelled 116 miles all the way from Victoria Park in Leicester - the site of Radio 2 In The Park – to the home of his beloved Bolton Wanderers, between Tuesday 14 and Friday 17 November.
Visit bbc.co.uk/vernon to follow his journey and to find out how to donate. And for more behind the scenes action head to Radio 2’s Instagram & TikTok.
Normal service resumes on the podcast next week, with Alesha Dixon!
11/17/2023 • 2 minutes, 17 seconds
Take That, Sam Ryder and a singing dog!
Gary, Mark and Howard are in the studio, as we find out how well Take That know the work of Take That with the help of Gary Barlow... not that one.
Scott turns on Christmas with the help of Sam Ryder and meets a singing dog called Jessie who loves ABBA. Will we see Jessie in the Radio 2 Piano Room anytime soon?
Plus, grab your white slimline telephone with last number redial as superfans of Keeping Up Appearances William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith are in the studio to celebrate the hit 90s sitcom.
Hit subscribe to get the Scott's new podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
11/10/2023 • 44 minutes, 30 seconds
Our naughtiest national treasure, Miriam Margolyes!
The Scott Mills Weekly is back with more Miriam Margolyes than we could handle on the radio! She's got advice on life and love, reveals her guiltiest pleasures and talks trumps and radishes.
Plus, Scott and Bobbie learn how to speak proper Norfolkian, thanks to listener Paul.
What are the worst songs to have at your wedding? Scott needs your help to work out what he should avoid at his!
Oh and the show gets rudely interrupted by the cast of 'Back To The Future: The Musical', ahead of their gala performance for BBC Children in Need.
Hit subscribe to get the Scott's new podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
11/3/2023 • 41 minutes, 33 seconds
Rylan bought Britney a snake?!
Welcome to the all new Scott Mills Weekly podcast! All the best (and some of the more questionable) bits of Scott's afternoon show on BBC Radio 2.
This week, Rylan plays the Birthday Game after his Eurovision husband forgot that it was his birthday. Oops! And Ry reveals why he bought Britney actual Spears a snake?!
Plus your parents' group chat drama, yellow pillow confessions and Dame Jo Whiley celebrates her 30th 'on the radio' birthday.
Hit subscribe to get the Scott's new podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.
10/27/2023 • 29 minutes, 32 seconds
The all new Scott Mills Weekly is coming!
Scott's back with all the best, and more questionable, bits from weekday afternoons on BBC Radio 2... but now in a handy podcast dropping every Friday.
It's the appropriately titled... Scott Mills Weekly! Coming soon to BBC Sounds and wherever you get your podcasts.
Love you, hi x
10/26/2023 • 1 minute, 23 seconds
Love You Bye!
Live from 82 Mills, after more than 24 years, the world’s greatest radio show ever draws to a close.
8/25/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 6 seconds
The Last Ever…Bamboleo Wednesday
Timmy Trendy, A.K.A. show legend Beccy is back! Also, the presenters taking over from Scott & Chris, Dean & Vicky grill the boys on Ask Me Anything and the longest but last Bamboleo Wednesday gets us over the hump.
8/24/2022 • 53 minutes, 15 seconds
The Last Ever…Innuendo Bingo!
Scott and Chris take to the wet seat for the first time ever for the last Innuendo Bingo ever and the legend that is Mark “Chappers” Chapman returns to say farewell to his “little orange friend”.
8/23/2022 • 46 minutes, 37 seconds
The Last Ever…Whoo Game
As we head in to the last week of Scott and Chris on Radio 1 we celebrate with some of the classic games from the past. Today, The Whoo Game, Oh! What’s Occurring and can Scott still pull off It’s Only Bley Friday? – Find out in this podcast.
8/22/2022 • 38 minutes
The Last Ever Quiz
James The P.I. is back one last time and he’s stalking badgers, we ask Zofia if she’ll go on a date with Granny T’s choice and producer Amy treats us to one last quiz.
8/18/2022 • 37 minutes, 54 seconds
The Last Ever Granny Tinder
Granny T is here for the last time judging some LIVE contenders, it's Bamboleo day and Scott and Chris have finally decided what the last song they'll ever play on Radio 1 will be...but they keep it to themselves of course.
8/17/2022 • 40 minutes, 29 seconds
The Last Ever Brother Or Lover
Pete teases us one last time as to whether he’s Sarah’s Brother or Lover, another round of Pitbull or philosopher in the quiz and the boys try to decide what the last song they ever play on Radio 1 should be.
8/16/2022 • 39 minutes, 24 seconds
It Bites!
Rylan gives us an update on the creature lurking in his house, we listen back to Davina McCall’s classic Innuendo Bingo and Jordan’s here for the quiz.
8/15/2022 • 35 minutes, 10 seconds
Newquay – The Final Day
It’s the last day at Newquay and Chris tries to trick the seagulls, Dean McCullough goes on the zip wire and Vicky Hawkesworth does her first ever Radio 1 DJ set.
8/11/2022 • 37 minutes, 57 seconds
Scott and Chris' Sunset Chat
Scott and Chris' honest, no-filter love letter to Radio 1 and each other as co-hosts and friends. Recorded on Fistral Beach, Newquay, as the sun was setting, this special episode of the Scott Mills Daily contains strong language and adult themes. This is Scott & Chris speaking as we've never heard before.
8/11/2022 • 36 minutes, 57 seconds
Brother or Lover - Cornwall Edition...
It's last day of term vibes on day 2 of the summer holiday. Scott & Chris have lined up Vicky Hawkesworth's first DJ gig in Newquay, and are ready to gift her the golden USB... Plus, the lads take on Cornwall with a round of Brother or Lover.
8/9/2022 • 34 minutes, 51 seconds
Life's A Beach!
Live from Newquay, The Who Game returns and it's Band or Sand in the Quiz.
8/8/2022 • 38 minutes, 14 seconds
Returning Rasputin, Suspicious Selfies, and Laughable Liquor
Throwbacks from Rasputin and a liquor shop. Plus a strange selfie set-up, and the quiz!
8/4/2022 • 23 minutes, 58 seconds
The Last Ever Barryoke!
It's the final Barryoke, and there's a midweek boogie in Bambaleo!
8/3/2022 • 28 minutes, 36 seconds
Acoustic Love Island Covers
Acoustic Love Island Covers form part of the quiz, and there's an edition of Sister Or Kisster. Plus, we hear from a listener planning to take the last show day off work...
8/2/2022 • 35 minutes, 39 seconds
"He can literally pull off anything!"
Scott and Chris invite two Hollywood superstars for a game that's quite awkward to explain... There's more things you haven't heard for ages in the Whooo game, and it's all about video games on the quiz!
8/1/2022 • 35 minutes, 10 seconds
The longest website in the world!
Pete Tong reads long websites and Chris drunk DM's!
7/28/2022 • 30 minutes, 29 seconds
Made In Chelsea or Disney Prince
Made In Chelsea or Disney Prince in the quiz, brand new words and soggy T-shirts...
7/27/2022 • 33 minutes, 42 seconds
What's a Poonami?
Do you know what a Poonami is? Producer Amy's on with the quiz, with a round all about the Love Island Talent Show... Plus, can the boys figure out if a pair of listeners are dating or just siblings in Brother or Lover? Oh, and Charlie Puth's been sliding into the DM's!
7/26/2022 • 32 minutes, 23 seconds
Piece By Piece
Scott and Chris still rule the breakfast show roost as Greg tries desperately to collect the missing pieces of the Radio 1 Puzzle.
7/21/2022 • 1 hour, 39 seconds
Scott & Chris – The Usurpers!
The boys have landed their dream job, new hosts of The Radio 1 Breakfast Show! But, Greg and the listeners have a mission to win it back.
7/20/2022 • 36 minutes, 57 seconds
More! More! More!
Scott’s fiancé believes he started a chant at a Coldplay gig, so he thinks. Plus, Richard and Dan are on, but are they Brothers or Lovers? And Helena’s here with the quiz.
7/19/2022 • 36 minutes, 27 seconds
The 2022 Official Chart Olympics
Scott goes head to head with Jack Saunders to find out who is King of The Charts. Plus, Chris has received an amazing message from Jedward and Betty Spaghetti! It’s the return of The Whooo Game.
7/18/2022 • 39 minutes, 4 seconds
Another Rant
Our favourite singer is back for another BECKY HILL RANT!! Plus, Google have been snooping about and a golden moment with James the private investigator.
7/14/2022 • 28 minutes, 16 seconds
The GT Returns
Everyone’s favourite granny (well apart from your own maybe) is back and the boys have to break the leaving news to her. Also, Chris has his eye on buying a sea fort and it’s time to celebrate the hump! It’s Bamboleo day.
7/13/2022 • 30 minutes, 32 seconds
Like Pigs In…
Phew it’s hot! What are you sweating like? Also, Chris has a great idea for a date night gift, and Sarah and John are hear for Brother or Lover?
7/12/2022 • 32 minutes, 55 seconds
Not Now Surely!
Where’s the worst place to break up a relationship? Is it right to have a pic of yourself as your screen-saver? Who’s got the best Whooo today? All will be revealed.
7/11/2022 • 34 minutes, 35 seconds
Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite
Do single people change their bed sheets less often than those in a relationship? Also, Troy from The Greeter’s Guild calls in with an amazing coincidence and a Mills golden moment remembers Superfan Steve vs Andy Murray
7/7/2022 • 32 minutes, 45 seconds
The 72 Hour Rule
Scott has takes Drake’s advice with social media, Chris finds some behind the scenes footage of Scott doing the chart and Amy brings us a round of Paint Colour or Indie Band in the quiz.
7/6/2022 • 28 minutes, 54 seconds
Replacement Service?
We spin the wheel to try and guess who will be the new presenters of the show, before the big reveal. Also, Charlie is here with Amy for Brother or Lover and our very own Amy brings some Accordion Covers in the quiz.
7/5/2022 • 33 minutes, 59 seconds
Scott Mills Whooo??
The rather large elephant in the room is addressed, more of the strange things you imagine whilst trying to get to sleep and a round of Bard-core returns for the quiz.
7/4/2022 • 39 minutes, 21 seconds
The Greeters Guild Welcomes You!
Troy Hawke from The Greeters Guild welcomes people into the BBC building, a golden moment of Becky Hill and Arielle Free helping Chris re-create a Love Island Scene in the BBC canteen and there’s a song that Scott just can’t eat to.
6/30/2022 • 20 minutes, 1 second
Hail The King!
Rich the Service Station King is back but where is he? Plus, X Factor Auditions in the quiz and get ready to celebrate the hump – it’s Bamboleo day.
6/29/2022 • 31 minutes, 45 seconds
Hot Jobs & Supernoodle Butties!
Go to first date meals, jobs that make you look hot and a new game of Brother Or Lover with James and Abbey.
6/28/2022 • 32 minutes, 52 seconds
Glasto Top Trumps
Been hanging out backstage with Louis Tomlinson? Or around the loos with Sam Fender? Listeners try to out-trump each other with their Glastonbury stories. Also, Ice-bucket challenge is remembered in The Whooo Games and School Assembly classics comes up in the quiz.
6/27/2022 • 37 minutes, 9 seconds
Will Smith, Margot Robbie and They're a Ten But...
Will Smith and Margot Robbie trade insults, they're a ten but, and Kids Bop in the Quiz!
6/23/2022 • 31 minutes, 35 seconds
Library Tennis Returns
Library tennis returns, it's Bamboleo Wednesday and Aitch vs Shakespeare in the quiz!
6/22/2022 • 30 minutes, 27 seconds
Brother or Lover
Surely, you've recreated the 'I'm on Top of the World' scene from Titanic?
6/21/2022 • 32 minutes, 53 seconds
Iain Stirling…In The Box!
Love Island’s Iain Stirling plays Innuendo Bingo, more islands in the quiz with Amy and a classic game of Library Tennis comes up in the Mills Golden Moment.
6/16/2022 • 37 minutes, 26 seconds
Tulisa – In The Box
Day 3 of an Innuendo Bingo fest brings us the one and only Tulisa – getting wet. Also, Rylan tells us something we didn’t know and a round of Dance Anthem Drops in the quiz.
6/15/2022 • 36 minutes, 3 seconds
Aitch Innuendo Bingo
Aitch is here for day 2 of IB The Box! Also, has Scott been hanging around in his pants again? And more of your 7 year old made-up songs.
6/14/2022 • 32 minutes, 43 seconds
Innuendo Bingo – The Box
It’s back and covid compliant. So we put Joel Corry in the Innuendo Bingo chair once again as we kick off a whole week of wetness. Also, The Whoo Game remembers slow worms and the quiz brings a round of International TV show Real or No Real.
6/13/2022 • 38 minutes, 31 seconds
Now That’s What I Call…
New from L-Tel – all the hits of the 7 year olds. Who can forget such classics as Head Like A Washing Machine, The Creepy Scary Song, Toes In The Pan or even I Am Sad by the one and only Helena. Available now on one collector edition podcast!!
6/9/2022 • 29 minutes, 40 seconds
Table For Mills Please!
Can’t get a table at your favourite restaurant? It’s easy – just say you’re Scott Mills. Also, a real life Doctor questions the safety of Innuendo Bingo and Helena brings us a round of Stunning Boys in the quiz.
6/8/2022 • 30 minutes, 32 seconds
A Load Of Pants!
Joe Wicks calls in to justify his shortage of holiday pants, Amber and Tom keep us guessing in Brother or Lover? And Boomwacker covers are back in the quiz.
6/7/2022 • 34 minutes, 7 seconds
The GT Vs Love Island
Granny Tinder is back to assess the new Love Island contestants, Amy brings a round of “Fruit or Root?” To the quiz and look out tweeps! The Whooo Game is here.
6/6/2022 • 33 minutes, 16 seconds
Happy Plat Jubes Everybody!
Today’s show is all about the Queen. Chris is on the roof of Broadcasting House watching aeroplanes and Scott’s below, bringing some jubilee bangers.
6/2/2022 • 24 minutes
Full Brit On
The country is ramping up the Britishness ahead of the Plat Jubs and does anyone else but Her Majesty own a corgi? Also, team member, Josh has made a Big Weekend boo boo that’s keeping him awake at night – and it seems he’s not the only one.
6/1/2022 • 30 minutes, 23 seconds
Ready for The Platty Jubes?
Scott doesn’t like the latest abbreviation for upcoming celebrations, Chris get’s stuck into a game of Locker Lottery and Amy brings the trickiest round of the quiz ever.
5/31/2022 • 31 minutes, 34 seconds
Coventry, Coventry, Coventry!
All the fun of an amazing weekend including Tom Grennan riding Scott and Chris onto the Big Weekend Stage, a great Stark guide to Coventry and questions posed to George Ezra that he’s never answered before.
5/30/2022 • 19 minutes, 5 seconds
It’s Coming!!
Scott and Chris are getting very excited for the Big Weekend in Coventry and have found a panto horse costume. Also, Alfie Templeman reviews his Live Lounge performance and we remember Library Tennis in our Mills Golden Moment.
5/26/2022 • 29 minutes, 18 seconds
Giddy Up Coventry!
Scott and Chris have a unique idea to introduce Tom Grennan to Radio 1's Big Weekend stage, Jeremy Vine has bought Scott a new pair of trousers and Rapper Or Accountant returns for the quiz.
5/25/2022 • 30 minutes, 21 seconds
Calvin‘s in Lady Herbert’s Garden!
The Big Weekend Rumour Mills are back, is Paddy Louis’s Brother or Lover? And We wonder what is in the old deejay lockers here at Radio 1.
5/24/2022 • 34 minutes, 22 seconds
Happy Wife, Happy Life Lads!
Listener’s Amy and Joe have a Big Weekend dilemma, Chris has been leaving his pants lying around and remember ponchos? The Whooo Game is back.
5/23/2022 • 35 minutes, 12 seconds
The Free Degrees
Don’t pay for uni and sweat for three years, do what Scott and Swifty have done, become famous and get the doctorates thrown at you. Also, is it wrong to dump someone at exam time and get your boomwwackers out! Amy’s here with the quiz.
5/19/2022 • 24 minutes, 36 seconds
One Way PDAs
Are you neglected by your partner on Insta? If so, don’t worry we have Bamboleo to cheer you up and a round of Craft Beer or Lord Of The Rings character? in the quiz.
5/18/2022 • 24 minutes, 22 seconds
Can I Milk It? Yes You Can…
Scott upsets cockroach fans around the world, Chris has been hanging out with The Queen (well, sort of) and Ryan and Grant are on, but are they Brothers or Lovers?
5/17/2022 • 31 minutes, 7 seconds
Our Hero Of Eurovision Is Back!
What a weekend! An exhausted Scott chats to Sam Ryder about his spectacular achievement at the Eurovision final. Chris had a weekend dodging celery sticks and Amy is back for the quiz.
5/16/2022 • 32 minutes, 36 seconds
Ryder on Cabello
Sam Ryder reacts to Camila Cabello reacting to him, The Stark Guide to Wolverhampton is our golden moment and a classic piece of literature provides the questions in the quiz.
5/5/2022 • 26 minutes, 8 seconds
Cabello, Bamboleo & Farmer Maggot
Camila Cabello tells us what she thinks of Sam Ryder, it’s Bamboleo day (and Star Wars day -whooo) and a round of Craft Beer or Lord Of The Rings Character in the quiz.
5/4/2022 • 30 minutes, 17 seconds
The Space Man High Note Challenge
Can you reach the dizzy heights of Sam Ryder’s high notes? Also, Scott wonders what actually goes on at the Met Gala and the U.K’s happiest person tries to win the chance to meet his heroes - Chris and Matt Edmondson.
5/3/2022 • 32 minutes, 38 seconds
Shhh!
Scott shuts up people Lorde style, the good people of Stupid Street try to recognise Sam Ryder and Dicky from Dicky’s Dribble is back for our Golden Moment (cue big and elongated laugh).
4/21/2022 • 29 minutes, 26 seconds
Not Here Surely!
What’s the worst place to break up with someone? We get your stories. Also, Scott is worried about appearing on The Wheel and Amy brings a Rapper or Accountant round in the quiz.
4/20/2022 • 30 minutes, 23 seconds
Dove Cameron Reviews Herself
Dove is here to cast a critical ear over her Live Lounge performance, 1Xtra’s Remi Burgz plays Bangers and we wonder if Lewis is Ellie’s Brother or Lover.
4/19/2022 • 33 minutes, 49 seconds
Glug Glug Glug Then Brush Brush Brush!
Tik Tok hacks – where would we be without them? Also, a trip back to Stupid Street is our Golden Moment and Vick and Jordan join us for the quiz.
4/14/2022 • 22 minutes, 34 seconds
It’s Gloss Time Baby!
What time is it for you if you are newly single? Also, a final demand for the release of The Royal Pencil and Henry is back for probably the most ludicrous round in the quiz ever!
4/13/2022 • 40 minutes, 3 seconds
Open Wide!
Scott and Chris get some weird vibes from their dentists, Henry Hoover’s on the quiz, and Dean and Luke are here, but, are they Brothers or Lovers?
4/12/2022 • 30 minutes, 9 seconds
You Want It? We Have It!
Greg guessed right, Scott and Chris do have the Royal Pencil and waste no time in firing off their demands. Also, a woman who gets into trouble by NOT farting in front of her boyfriend and remember lady petrol??? The Whooo Game is back.
4/11/2022 • 33 minutes, 19 seconds
Eurovision Mash Up
Sam Ryder is here to play Your Lyrics, Different Song and did the Iceland Phallological museum use his song for their hold music? Find out on this podcast.
4/7/2022 • 27 minutes, 36 seconds
It’s All The Collabodrama Mick, I Just Love It!
More on the Tik Tok drama, it’s Bamboleo Wednesday so get ready to dance and brush up on your nursery rhymes in the Don’t Look It Up quiz.
4/6/2022 • 33 minutes, 12 seconds
Enter The Dragon!
Listener Tom gives us the ultimate update on Chris’ latest obsession, Cal The Dragon on Tik Tok. Also, Paul and Mike are on but are they Brothers or Lovers? and if you want a case of Bad Woodwind, then listen to the quiz.
4/5/2022 • 37 minutes, 45 seconds
You’re The Bun That I Want
John Travolta from the movies has been seen at the bakery aisle in a Norfolk supermarket, we have another Whooo Game and Pokémon or Prescription Medicine becomes Scott’s new favourite quiz round.
4/4/2022 • 33 minutes, 30 seconds
A Cast For Votes
We need more support for our Eurovision entry – there’s only one place to call - The Iceland Phallological Museum of course! Also, Scott, Chris and Sam Ryder got excited by the Camilla Convoy and when Nicole met Eamonn Holmes is remembered in our Golden Moment.
3/31/2022 • 27 minutes, 25 seconds
The G.T and Snoop Dogg Candles
Super Swiper Granny Tinder IS BACK! Also, is there anything Snoop Dogg doesn’t have as merch?
3/30/2022 • 35 minutes, 17 seconds
Scott and Chris – 2 In A Million
There are a million reasons to listen to Radio 1 apparently and Vick Hope is here to name them all. Plus, mixed messages from your “wearable” and a game of Brother Or Lover with Ben and Katie.
3/29/2022 • 34 minutes, 57 seconds
Whatever happens, DON’T Sing
Scott and Chris appear on one of Finland’s biggest radio shows to gain support for our Eurovision entry. However, as Sam Ryder was not available, Chris donned a wig and took his place. Surely they can’t fall for that can they? Also, It’s Scott’s birthday and Chris has bought him some interesting Danish sweets and Charlie Hedges joins us for The Whooo Game.
3/28/2022 • 34 minutes, 37 seconds
“We Call It The Pinch”
An old Apple launch gets Chris wondering if we take our phones for granted, Scott wonders what jobs add a few points to your “hot” rating and we all try and cheer up moody Gavin with a Happy Mix.
3/24/2022 • 31 minutes, 55 seconds
It’s Bamboleo Time!!
Ben has a ginger beard! Sounds like he’ll go far. But how far? Find out in Hook Up Higher or Lower? Also, can Gavin (our most miserable listener) be cheered up with a happy mix and Does this animal burp? Quiz time.
3/23/2022 • 36 minutes, 12 seconds
Putting A Show On!
Listened Connie says dating a deejay is like dating a stripper. We call Scott’s boyfriend to find out. Also, Gina & Tiff play Sister or Kissed Her? And Chris has come in dressed as another app.
3/22/2022 • 35 minutes, 17 seconds
Cringe Ahoy!
He’s back! Superfan Steve, the most annoying man, goes up against Supercoach Joe Wicks, the most patient. Also, Chris has turned up in a BBC Sounds outfit and it’s time for The Whooo Game – Coolio!
3/21/2022 • 36 minutes, 51 seconds
Every Vote Counts
Scott calls Sweden in an effort to drum up support for Sam Ryder’s Eurovision entry, we remember when Superfan Steve went up against David Guetta and Amy has a Bad Karaoke round in the quiz.
3/17/2022 • 32 minutes, 39 seconds
Becky Rants!
Becky Hill is playing Big Weekend and Scott breathes a sigh of relief. Then she comes on for another classic rant. Also, it’s Bamboleo day and “Dead Salmon!” Is it Paint or an Indie Band? Find out in the quiz.
3/16/2022 • 28 minutes, 20 seconds
Sniff One Ball and Never Go Back!
Chris shows Scott his latest hobby and yes, it’s a bit weird! Also, many a food stuff crops up in The Whooo Game and Scott bets a year’s wages on the Big Weekend line up.
3/15/2022 • 30 minutes, 56 seconds
I Hope He Smells…
Our Eurovision entry Sam Ryder is here and sings your comments. Also, remember when Zayne Malik used to make you cry?
3/10/2022 • 32 minutes, 17 seconds
Nice Outfit Rihanna!
Scott has discovered an Instagram hack that will ruin your day, it’s Bamboleo day, Yay! What’s hyperpop? Find out in the quiz.
3/9/2022 • 32 minutes, 10 seconds
The Ghosts Of Radio 1 Past
Chris is obsessed with his Ghostfinder app and tries it out in the studio. Also,should he have bought flowers for his wife for International Women’s Day? Scott calls her to find out and Luke and Tony are on… but are they Brothers or overs?
3/8/2022 • 31 minutes, 54 seconds
The Home Of Eurovision?
Scott wants the U.K to rally together to make the ultimate Eurovision Song entry. It's going to have to be good as Tiramisu and Meghan Markle’s hair are some of the subjects of the competitors. Also, The Whooo Game brings some more “blasts from the pasts” and producer Amy is back for the quiz, after a very unusual holiday.
3/7/2022 • 33 minutes, 23 seconds
He Rows and He Rows…
Real life Becky Hill is here to serenade Jordan as he continues his rowing challenge and we revisit the time Chris did his “Fake Boyfriend” service in a Mills Golden Moment.
3/3/2022 • 30 minutes, 37 seconds
Riverside. Let’s Go!
Poor old Jordan is hurting all over but still treats us to a round of Bangers and Katie Thistleton joins us for the quiz.
3/2/2022 • 27 minutes, 45 seconds
Soon may the Rowerman come!
Scott & Chris devise a sea shanty to cheer up Jordan North as he gets tugged in a tunnel, as part of his Comic Relief Challenge. Plus, Katie Thistleton plays the quiz.
3/1/2022 • 33 minutes, 9 seconds
We’ve Started So We’ll Finish!
Snoochie Shy has the ultimate answer to every Mastermind question, Jordan North takes a break during his row from London to Burnley for Comic Relief to play the quiz and remember James Bay’s hat? The Whooo Game is on!
2/28/2022 • 29 minutes, 19 seconds
Very Good Very Niceeee!
Scott & Chris finally manage to track down one of the biggest stars on TikTok, the lads dig through the archive for a Golden Moment, and it's bad woodwind covers in the quiz.
2/17/2022 • 22 minutes, 10 seconds
Hand Fans & Spray Cans
Chris wants to be given an official role at Scott’s wedding, and Hook-up Higher or Lower returns with listener Racheal's WILD story about Banksy - at least we think it's him?
2/16/2022 • 33 minutes, 12 seconds
Beware Of The Sea Men!
Can the team work out if listeners Dan & Tom from Portsmouth are Brothers or Lovers?
2/15/2022 • 25 minutes, 59 seconds
Hairy Gardeners & Lesbian Vampires
Which way is Granny Tinder swiping for green fingered Sam? Plus, the Whoooo game!
2/14/2022 • 33 minutes, 43 seconds
“One Sticky Willy Please”
Chris calls a florist for Valentine’s day but some of the flowers that Scott suggests are a bit suspect to say the least. Also, Scott is getting excited about Eurovision early and loves Moldova and a Golden Moment remembers the Fanny Fudge guest house.
2/10/2022 • 29 minutes, 13 seconds
All Hail the King!
The Service Station King is back! But, where is he? Plus, Scott & Chris are thrilled at their besty Becky Hill winning a Brit and Amy presents some Kazoo covers in the quiz.
2/9/2022 • 33 minutes, 16 seconds
“It’s Just A Tomato, Darling!”
Chris calls Amy’s favourite restaurant and pretends to not know what a tomato is. Jimmy the Italian is “totally Shocked”. Also, Katie and Tom play Brother or Lover? And we remember when Chris embarrassed Scott on the tube whilst on the way to the Brits.
2/8/2022 • 33 minutes, 18 seconds
Empty Mugs and Coconuts
What annoys you in film and T.V? Sound FX maybe? Also, Connell's Chain - Whooo!! Your favourite Monday game is aback and despite the new shorts, Chris’ running dilemmas continue.
2/7/2022 • 30 minutes, 29 seconds
I Wasn’t Looking For Love Until…
More unusual places you found love, a look back at Chris’s hilarious guide to Krakow and producer Amy comes to the rescue for his chafed bits. Oh and did we mention that we are the Greatest Show? – It’s official dontcha know?
2/3/2022 • 34 minutes, 16 seconds
Chub Rub & Nipple Stickers
Chris has taken up running but wasn’t prepared for its many pitfalls. Also, many miles are racked up in Hook-up Higher or Lower? and Amy has a round of Can You Milk It? in the quiz.
2/2/2022 • 35 minutes, 24 seconds
Lingerie Shopping With Cheryl Hole
To celebrate BBC Three coming back to our screens Drag Race’s Cheryl Hole helps Chris choose a Valentine gift and Frances and Mark are here to play Brother or Lover?
2/1/2022 • 35 minutes, 2 seconds
Mars Without Shades
A photo round in a quiz mistakes Scott for Bruno Mars (what??) Ever linked up from Linked In? – more unconventional online places you’ve found love and boulder holders and eggy bread…it’s Monday’s Whooo Game.
1/31/2022 • 30 minutes, 56 seconds
We Don’t Sell Nozzles!!
Chris (under Scott’s guidance) calls a lingerie shop for Valentine’s day – Cringe Alert!! Also, the boys hunt for Ms. Sue Perb, play a golden Innuendo Bingo moment and run the risk of being sacked by extending Down Under.
1/27/2022 • 34 minutes, 9 seconds
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle
It might be Bamboleo Day for us but it’s Australia day for our cousins down under, so Amy gets a Wiggle on for the quiz. Also, many more miles are racked up in Hook-up Higher or Lower?
1/26/2022 • 38 minutes, 25 seconds
A Question Of Sport
Amy questions Chris’s Watford’s management – then Chris questions hers! Bring in Deborah Meaden maybe? Also, is Rob Kerry’s Brother or Lover? and a Gemma Collins or Philosopher round in the quiz.
1/25/2022 • 32 minutes, 17 seconds
The Return Of The G.T
Granny Tinder is back with some advice on restaurant ghosting, Chris is WFH so has fired up the barbie, and Scott got told off at the gym.
1/24/2022 • 36 minutes, 55 seconds
Bad Woodwind, Hastings and The Gram!
Poor Chris got the dreaded double line, Scott wonders if any of you have you found love via a DM slide on Instagram and 1Xtra’s Reece Parkinson is here to play the quiz.
1/20/2022 • 29 minutes
A Nude Alan Carr Painting Maybe?
An amazing prize for tomorrow’s Jan Slam winner creates some confusion. Plus, it’s Hook-up Higher or Lower and Bamboleo day.
1/19/2022 • 35 minutes, 48 seconds
Redemption Tone From A C66
Francis The Train Guy is back with a tribute song for Class 456, it’s happy gotcha day for Scott’s dog and tonight’s cancelled Watford v Burnley game is battled out between Chris and Jordan North in the quiz.
1/18/2022 • 30 minutes, 31 seconds
Jordan North & Famous Siblings
Scott and Chris Meet Becky Hill's Brother and Jornan North joins the Whooo Game!
1/17/2022 • 24 minutes, 29 seconds
Jordan Gets Relegated
Scott has a new favourite TV show so has revised his top 5 favourite people list. Listener Lorna has too and Jordan North is not happy. Also, did Chris get a Royal Emogi sent to him?
1/12/2022 • 34 minutes, 42 seconds
Scott The Anti-Rex-er
The quiz reveals Scott to be a dinosaur sceptic, Zoe & James play Brother or Lover and a Latino who smells of horses? or a small ginger lawyer maybe? – what is “a bit of you”?
1/11/2022 • 33 minutes, 48 seconds
I’d Like To Go Clutch-less Please!
Scott is curious about clutch-less driving, Chris is aiming to be Golden Bowls by the time he is 70, listener Josh starts another game of Hook-up Higher or Lower? And Tiny Crisp Packets???Whooo!
1/10/2022 • 33 minutes, 51 seconds
Celebrity Bother Or Lover
Ant & Dec are here to decide whether Jacob is Abbey’s Brother or Lover. Also, listeners who find the most basic life skills difficult and..Are You A Buffet Slayer?- listeners who have out-stayed their welcome in an “all you can eat” restaurant.
1/7/2022 • 32 minutes, 19 seconds
Are You Worried About Soggy Chicken Balls?
Listener Declan has a food question to Ask The Nation, brothers and sisters of the famouses get their shout and Oi Oi! More phrases you claim to have invented.
1/6/2022 • 29 minutes, 34 seconds
Not To Be Sniffed At (Or Eaten)
Does the whiff of a two stroke remind you of an ex? Have you nibbled on something you shouldn’t have? or did you invent something that became massive? Also, Scott and Chris are finding the early mornings hard and are not showering – thank God for social distancing!
1/5/2022 • 47 minutes, 37 seconds
The Smell Of An Ex
Scott and Chris sit in for Greg James who by his own admission is being a “lazy toad”. It’s like the Scott Mills Show but at breakfast…or is it like the breakfast show but with Scott and Chris?...or is it a bit of each?...mmm…anyway, Loner Dan stops milking his cows for a moment to play the quiz and 220 Kid calls in with a smelly dilemma.
1/4/2022 • 30 minutes, 52 seconds
Prezzie Time!
It's time to exchange gifts and Scott gets a real buzz out of his. Also, we hear a classic Tap End episode of Christmas in Watford and Racehorse or Racy Novel? appears in the last quiz of the year.
12/23/2021 • 28 minutes, 33 seconds
The Long Goodbye
Granny Tinder is back and on this podcast only – the extended edition. Also, festive Bangers, festive Bamboleo and another door opens on The Whooovent Calendar.
12/22/2021 • 40 minutes, 34 seconds
A Christmas Becky Hill Rant
Our favourite pop star and super ranter Becky Hill is back. A festive twist as Brother Or Lover? becomes Mother Or Lover? and Chris gets an early Christmas present in the form of Danny Mainus.
12/21/2021 • 29 minutes, 55 seconds
It’s Dial-A-Carol Time!
Friend of the show, impressionist Luke Kempner as back to call our favourite Carol service, the last Whooo Game of the year is a festive one and DJ Majestic has sent use a Christmas remix, but should we send it back?
12/20/2021 • 27 minutes, 59 seconds
When Lewis Capaldi Did Christmas
Scott is amazed at the expanding mileage in Hook-up Higher or Lower?, we remember when Lewis Capaldi came in at Christmas and we find out what’s under door 16 of the Whoovent Calendar.
12/16/2021 • 35 minutes, 26 seconds
Introducing Radio 1’s Pop 101 with Scott Mills
A new Scott Mills podcast for you to listen to! From Taylor swift’s mixtape to Sam Fender’s beer pump, Scott Mills goes deep on the unexpected objects that made the Radio 1 playlist look the way it does today. First up is a sneak peek into how a futon set Billie Eilish on a path to stardom… Want to hear more? Listen to Pop 101 on BBC Sounds now.
12/16/2021 • 17 minutes, 54 seconds
The Scrooge Scale
We hear from the Christmas haters, Scott is still haunted by the ghost of Michael Finnegan and (as Chris is off) Vick & Jordan join us for the quiz.
12/15/2021 • 24 minutes, 30 seconds
With A Chance Of Meatballs
Chris calls the meatball guy to find out where his extra ball is, Scott has developed an aversion to tinsel, and Sophie and Tully play Brother or Lover.
12/14/2021 • 32 minutes, 14 seconds
Not a week and a day but…
…Magnus Carlsson gets a spin (whoo) anyway, yay! Christmas has definitely arrived. Also, it’s Meatball Monday again at Chris’s favourite café but is his theory about the flirtatious server real? Will he get an extra ball today? Find out only on this podcast.
12/13/2021 • 29 minutes, 32 seconds
Do You Have “One In The Bun”?
Scott & Chris play a new game involving filthy books. A classic Mills Golden moment remembers Dial-A-Carol and Sarah Story brings a dance inspired quiz.
12/9/2021 • 25 minutes, 52 seconds
The Service Station King Is Back!
It’s one of the most exciting games to ever hit the U.K – Where is the S.S. King? Also, another door opens on the Whoovent Calendar and a Bangers selection that has the nation in tears.
12/8/2021 • 27 minutes, 37 seconds
Can You Concentrate Please?
Scott's had a scary experience at the barbers, Hailey and Owen play Brother or Lover? And a round of Operatic Hip-Hip makes an appearance in the quiz.
12/7/2021 • 27 minutes, 19 seconds
Meatball Monday
Chris got an extra meatball today from is favourite café and wonders if there’s anything in it. Also, callers try to beat the Bosun in Hook-up Higher or Lower? and remember Dominic The Donkey? The Whooo Game is back.
12/6/2021 • 35 minutes, 23 seconds
“There’s No Such Thing As A V-String”
CRINGE ALERT! - Scott tasks Chris to order some women’s lingerie. CRINGE ALERT! - a look back at a Where Do You Think They Were involving a horn blower – CRINGE ALERT! - Last Christmas covers on the quiz.
12/2/2021 • 31 minutes, 37 seconds
The Whoovent Calendar is back!
It’s that time of year again, but what’s behind door one of The Whoovent Calendar? Also, "is that it??" - more underwhelming landmarks and a round of Did Chris Really Tweet This? in the quiz.
12/1/2021 • 32 minutes, 3 seconds
BVs 10 – Dave Bayley 5
Dave from Glass Animals reviews his own Live Lounge but is very harsh on himself, a machine at the Radio 1 reception thinks Chris is really hot and there’s a problem with the upcoming Magnus Carlsson day.
11/30/2021 • 34 minutes, 18 seconds
“Would you holiday in Wolverhampton?”
One of the longest journeys ever comes up in Hook-up Higher Or Lower? An unexpected eggy brainteaser unexpectedly opens the show and has Chris upset some Highlanders in The Whoo Game?
11/29/2021 • 36 minutes, 40 seconds
TV Cheats Beware!
The Big Wheel Of Punishment is rolled out again for Bea, who’s been cheated on by her own mother. Also, some Scott Mills gold with Cheryl vs Superfan Steve and a round of Christmas movie plots in the quiz.
11/25/2021 • 28 minutes, 13 seconds
Not Illegal – But Not Right!
Eating pizza crusts first or ordering a glass of milk in a pub? – should these people be arrested? Also, Scott gets excited by a round of Mastermind and angry at a song intro (yes- that one again!)
11/24/2021 • 37 minutes, 58 seconds
Brother, Lover, Mother Or Other
Katie and Andrew are on to play Brother or Lover?, Chris comes up with an idea for a twist on the game and Scott’s dog is getting way too frisky. What should he do?
11/23/2021 • 28 minutes, 29 seconds
On The Bauble!
Chris got so excited at the football over the weekend that he had trouble with his baubles, team member Zofia kicks off another game of Hook-up Higher Or Lower? And remember Funny Bones? The Whooo Game is back.
11/22/2021 • 30 minutes, 41 seconds
Becky Hill Rants!
Becky is a singer who’s never afraid to speak her mind and on today’s show – SHE GOES OFF ON ONE!! Wow. Plus, we get a golden moment from Lewis Capaldi.
11/18/2021 • 28 minutes, 49 seconds
The Big Wheel Of Punishment
What should happen if your other half sneakily skips ahead on a TV series you are supposed to be watching together? You have to face the big wheel of punishment- that’s what! As Phoebe’s fella Luke finds out.
11/17/2021 • 35 minutes, 30 seconds
Sent To Coventry?
So Big Weekend is coming to Coventry, but what have you lot been getting up to there? Also, Kylie and Ashley are on for Brother or Lover? And listener Ben comes back to explain Duck Duck Goose to Scott.
11/16/2021 • 34 minutes, 3 seconds
Camel Milk Latte Anyone?
Scott has been travelling to places with an unusual taste in coffee. Also, remember “I’m in my mum’s car brum brum”? We track down the star in Memes Where Are They Now? And Brian Badonde whoooooo? - The Whoo Game is back!
11/15/2021 • 32 minutes, 45 seconds
Slide On In
Jay-Z joined Instagram (Yay-Z) Then deleted it straight after (Doh-Z). Also Celebrity DM Slides and a golden moment with Chris’s Guide to Cardiff.
11/4/2021 • 25 minutes, 31 seconds
Do You Have Boxsetiquette?
What should the punishment be if someone you are watching a TV series with, skips ahead without you? Also, U.S listener Emily loves Bamboleo – which is good, cos Bamboleo day today innit!
11/3/2021 • 35 minutes, 2 seconds
Stark Meets Stark
Crazy scenes at COP26 and it seems there’s another Chris Stark who is a BIG deal. Also, Matt and Louise are on, but is Matt a Brother or Lover?
11/2/2021 • 31 minutes, 47 seconds
Our Obsession Becomes Your Obsession!
Chris seems to be an influencer in Wisconsin USA, someone’s blown the cobwebs from Mariah and fancy a game of Mousetrap anybody?? The Whoo Game is back.
11/1/2021 • 28 minutes, 35 seconds
Francis the Train Guy
Francis the Train Guy stops by the show, it's a spooky Quiz and Montero for Kids!
10/28/2021 • 35 minutes, 6 seconds
Service Stations and Bamboleo
Scott & Chris go in search of Rich the Service Station King plus it's Bamboleo Wednesday!
10/27/2021 • 32 minutes, 1 second
Chris Plans Scott's Stag Do
Scott got engaged last weekend so Chris plans the stag do inviting everyone and there is another round of Brother or Lover.
10/26/2021 • 27 minutes, 35 seconds
Pub Quiz Cheaters
Scott unmasks a Pub Quiz cheating scandal, and has an extra-spooky Whoo Game!
10/26/2021 • 17 minutes, 15 seconds
Adele’s Alt Album
Scott has news on a special Adele album, never heard before! Also Chris’s Strokes pic spikes the socials and Thrash Metal cover version on the quiz.
10/21/2021 • 28 minutes, 51 seconds
We Demand The Cheek!
Listeners demand to see Chris’ album replication and more outrageous celeb riders - but which one was from Radio 1’s Jordan North?
10/20/2021 • 33 minutes, 59 seconds
Topless Bananas and a Bag of Percy Pigs
220 Kid calls in to discuss his (and others’) strange riders at gigs. Also James and George are on – but are they Brothers or Lovers? and Chris is top of his Fantasy Football league, so has to do a strange task that ends up with him and Scott hanging out in the toilet together.
10/19/2021 • 38 minutes, 5 seconds
Scott Can Make You Younger!
Scott develops a magic power to shave 3 years off your life and Memes: Where Are They Now? brings no other than BLINKING GUY!!
10/19/2021 • 36 minutes, 40 seconds
Fruit Or Root?
A notorious Quiz round returns... plus there's a Golden Moment from Bryan Cranston.
10/14/2021 • 21 minutes, 37 seconds
Chewing and Grabbing The Fat
Chris has been on a bar crawl with some fans and Scott thinks it’s odd. Also, it’s Bamboleo Wednesday and Chris Martin makes an unexpected appearance and grabs Scott’s fat.
10/13/2021 • 27 minutes
The Board of Shame
Chris tries to help out a fellow citizen in distress, a round of Celebrity Real Names in the quiz and Rory and Charlotte are on. But, is Rory a Brother or Lover?
10/12/2021 • 31 minutes, 34 seconds
McStark Act 2021
Still reeling after being mis-led by an illuminated restaurant sign, a hungry Chris demands a change in the law. Also… Orgasmatrons – Whoooo? and did Aunt Bessie really exist?
10/11/2021 • 27 minutes, 3 seconds
Heads Down Thumbs Up
Listener Ben tries to explain an old school game but just makes it more confusing. Also, remember when Chris met Mila Kunis and Jade from Little Mix brings us a Little Mix special in the quiz.
10/7/2021 • 26 minutes, 35 seconds
50 Shades of Neigh?
What if Squid Game was in the UK? What old games would you bring in? Also, it’s Bamboleo Wednesday and Racehorse or Racy Novel comes up in the quiz.
10/6/2021 • 24 minutes, 26 seconds
Sister or Kissed Her?
Liv & Lola are on, but are they Sisters…or something more? Also, a Cristiano Ronaldo Real Or No Real special pops up in the quiz.
10/5/2021 • 28 minutes, 4 seconds
30
The world’s been flooded with the number 30. It’s on road signs and birthday cards and door numbers. Could it be Adele?? Also, Chris contemplates doing the London Marathon for all of 30 seconds – weird!
10/4/2021 • 32 minutes, 2 seconds
Hook-up Higher or Lower
Chris has a new go to banger for the club, How far would you travel for a hook-up? Bodrum maybe? and oompah band covers comes up in the quiz.
9/30/2021 • 35 minutes, 19 seconds
Out with Daniel & Craig
It seems the whole world was at the Bond premiere last night…or were they? Plus, its Bamboleo and chaos reigns in the quiz.
9/29/2021 • 28 minutes, 39 seconds
Go Mimi!
Mimi Webb reviews her Live Lounge Performance and really gets into it! Also, Chris has made an awful fuel song and Andy and Beth are on, but is Andy Beth’s Brother or Lover?
9/28/2021 • 37 minutes, 39 seconds
Memes: Where Are They Now?
Remember Blinking Guy or Bored Clubber? We try to track down some old overnight sensations. Also, Chris discovers he is too old to do an armpit fart in The Whoo Game and Scott apologises to all who got run over by his mum.
9/27/2021 • 32 minutes, 47 seconds
Hook-up Higher Or Lower
Scott has devised a new game and has found a new Christmas song. Plus, Vick Hope and Jordan North host the quiz.
9/23/2021 • 28 minutes, 25 seconds
Where is Rich the service station king?
A new game sweeps the nation. Also, It’s Bamboleo Weds and we have an Everyday Noise round in the quiz.
9/22/2021 • 31 minutes, 1 second
No More Kebab And A Hat!
Listener Will has some devastating news about an iconic Lincoln landmark.
9/20/2021 • 30 minutes, 42 seconds
Rag N Bone N Chloe N Steve
Rag N Bone Man reviews his Live Lounge performance, Chloe Burrows from Love Island hosts the quiz and we remember when Rebel Wilson met Superfan Steve.
9/16/2021 • 35 minutes, 50 seconds
No To The V!
Scott has a problem with the way Shawn Mendes dresses, more of your freshers tips and do you ever make up backstories for people you have never met? Just to pass the time?
9/15/2021 • 28 minutes, 39 seconds
The Bridge Saga Continues
Scott’s still worried about his bridge so we contact a motorway services enthusiast. Also Jody and Ben are on – but is Ben a Lover or Brother?
9/14/2021 • 36 minutes, 20 seconds
A Bridge Too Far?
Scott is a bit peeved that no-one knows about his bridge on the M3. Also, “Excuse me, I’m a Watford Fan” - now that work places are getting busier, what excuses are good for jumping the queue to the lift.
9/13/2021 • 31 minutes, 26 seconds
Sold Out!
Beth made boob on TikTok, Conor got fired ‘cos of Peter Crouch and remember when Davina played Innuendo Bingo?
9/9/2021 • 31 minutes, 25 seconds
She's NOT The One!
Adam from Married at First Sight calls in and has had a total mare on the show. Also have you ever expercienced tears of embarrasmment? and we give all the young farmers, out harvesting, a little treat.
9/8/2021 • 32 minutes, 33 seconds
What On Earth Are You Talking About?
Did you make up a special language at school, that only you and your friends could understand? Well, stop now – it’s annoying!! Also, are Sophie and Rob Brothers or Lovers?
9/7/2021 • 33 minutes, 40 seconds
Harvest Samba
It’s the first show in the 1pm to 3:30pm slot and how well will the boys do in the quiz that's about old presenter tweets and school anthems? Plus a whoo game that might get them cancelled and in a major breakthrough, Radio 1 is now on Whatsapp!
9/6/2021 • 29 minutes, 32 seconds
The End Of An Era
It’s the last show of the iconic 2 ‘til 6 slot and the stars line up to pay tribute (Don’t worry – back at 1PM on Monday) Also, if the worst came to the worst - what do you need your friend to get rid of? And, Fancy watching some hoof trimming? – more of your Youtube holes.
9/2/2021 • 37 minutes, 7 seconds
Watching People Eating
What are your specialist searches on the internet? More lyrics that NEVER happened and Granny Tinder is back and she is ruthless.
9/1/2021 • 47 minutes, 28 seconds
Sam Fender & Sister or Kissed Her?
Sam Fender answers your questions, brother or Lover? becomes Sister or Kissed Her? And we find those with a special knach for impressing parents.
8/26/2021 • 45 minutes, 1 second
If Kanye Kan You Kan!
Fancy a re-brand? Kanye-style? Seems some of you do. Also, The GT is back picking a date for her granddaughter and a 13 year old listener guides us through the Track Of The Week.
8/25/2021 • 47 minutes, 22 seconds
Steve Vs. Charli XCX
Steve Vs. Charli XCX
Superfan Steve is back!! Plus, it’s Brother or Lover time and what’s Tom Cruise been up to in Birmingham?
8/24/2021 • 45 minutes, 29 seconds
The Final Party
It’s the final of Love Island, but does that warrant a party? The Whoo Game is back and Chris has a look-a-like in a new TV drama.
8/23/2021 • 40 minutes, 43 seconds
Beware of Magicians
More Professions to be wary of when dating, Joel Corry calls us to share some of his Insta DMs and it’s the return of Brother or Lover?
8/19/2021 • 42 minutes, 54 seconds
This Little Piggy…
Listener Vicky has got herself an unfortunate reputation involving toes, Chris offers a “Fake Boyfriend” service and we meet Hannah – The Time Lord.
8/18/2021 • 42 minutes, 13 seconds
Have You…
…used a Shouse lately? Bought a Vaggis? Or maybe spotted a Chaccaron? And is Josh Emma’s Brother or Lover?
8/17/2021 • 43 minutes, 11 seconds
You Did What??
Another listener attempts to upgrade to the show's first class premier status, it's another round of Bard-core on the quiz and does Chris need to apologise for something he did at a holiday park?
8/16/2021 • 38 minutes, 11 seconds
Family Festivals
Do you make a list of ways to persuade a loved one to your way of thinking? It seems many of you do. Also, are you the Michael Eavis of your family? And Grimmy joins for a quiz which, is all about himself.
8/5/2021 • 36 minutes, 39 seconds
Are Garden Centres The New Department Stores?
Granny Tinder swipes left or right, plus can you have beers in a garden centre? And we celebrate Clara Amfo's time hosting the Live Lounge.
8/4/2021 • 40 minutes, 35 seconds
Can an Octopus fart?
It's time for a huge social experiment, what body part can you grow? Plus we find out which animals can and can't fart in the quiz.
8/3/2021 • 26 minutes, 14 seconds
Wish Your Way To Bigger Feet
Can you wish your way to bigger feet? Chris has a theory you can. Plus all your favourite retro things in The Who Game.
8/2/2021 • 32 minutes, 11 seconds
Olympic Tinder
Olympic Tinder, the GC and Anniuendo Bingo
7/29/2021 • 32 minutes, 34 seconds
Granny Tinder Returns
Granny Tinder returns plus It's Bomboleo Wednesday
7/28/2021 • 34 minutes, 35 seconds
Sis or Kiss
It's Brother or Lover, BUT there's a twist! Plus how did Holly's date options go and nursery rhymes are back for the quiz!
7/27/2021 • 35 minutes, 14 seconds
Let the music play!
Stop ruining songs by turning them off halfway through. Plus your new favourite Who Gamer, Aaron!
7/26/2021 • 27 minutes, 36 seconds
Scott's having a party and Chris isn't invited...
Scott's having a party and Chris is having a rally with Animal Tennis...
7/22/2021 • 33 minutes, 33 seconds
Chris is convinced he can break Greg out of a campervan
Can Scott and Chris break Greg James out of his Campervan? Plus is some funny Latin names for plants is on the quiz.
7/21/2021 • 34 minutes, 41 seconds
Radio 1's Summer Breakout Fun
Can Greg James work out the clues and get out of an escape room on wheels? Plus we've got famous quotes, but were they said by a Love Islander or Philosopher?
7/20/2021 • 31 minutes, 43 seconds
Can you explain a pop song in 10 seconds?
Scott says he can summarise the plot of pop songs in 10 seconds, Chris wants to test him. Plus the Who Game returns and what is your local nudist beach called?
7/19/2021 • 31 minutes, 12 seconds
Brother or Lover? Returns
Taylor and Jack are here, but...is Jack a Brother or Lover? Also, Greg Jordan and Vic get excited about their Summer Break and more secrets of Radio are ruined for good.
7/15/2021 • 37 minutes, 42 seconds
The Real Reason You Need To Floss
Chris has been to the dentist and been shamed about flossing, plus the guys reveal some secrets of the radio.
7/14/2021 • 35 minutes, 56 seconds
Chris Ruins The Magic of Radio
Chris reveals something he shouldn't plus Charlotte wants to become a premium listener and are these podcasts real in the quiz.
7/13/2021 • 32 minutes
The Whooo Game
Scott and Chris have another round of The Who Game plus we have a game of Animal Tennis to lift the spirits and we've found some classic Live Lounges for the quiz.
7/12/2021 • 28 minutes, 17 seconds
Animal Tennis Returns
What would it sound like if animals played tennis against actual pro tennis players? Plus listener Will had a big night, how will his voice hold up singing high songs?
7/8/2021 • 29 minutes, 31 seconds
Help! I’m dating more than one person
Granny Tinder offers some dating advice and swipes left or right on potential dates, Bamboleo Wednesday is also on and we hear some amazing commentators in the quiz.
7/7/2021 • 38 minutes, 44 seconds
A Sausage In The Pasta
There are some things Italians just won’t do and ahead of a massive semi final football match, now is not the time to tease one. Only – Scott and Chris didn’t seem to get the memo!
7/6/2021 • 27 minutes, 48 seconds
I’ll B The Fo Yo!
We find out if Channel 5 are speeding up Friends and The Who Game returns!
7/5/2021 • 31 minutes, 23 seconds
Will's Last Day plus Where Do You Think They Were?
The UK's only conception feature returns plus the Production GOAT Will is leaving the show so there are some emotional tributes
Long
7/1/2021 • 39 minutes, 12 seconds
A Very Generous Granny Tinder
Scott and Chris share your awkward, outrageous and often unacceptable stories off the back of their Radio 1 show. This is the podcast home to Innuendo Bingo, Superfan Steve and The Whooo Game, plus every Friday, in an exclusive for BBC Sounds, the boys go back through the archives to relive some of their funniest moments.
6/30/2021 • 40 minutes, 33 seconds
Your Manager is a Finger Sniffer
Scott's appeared on German Radio 1 to talk football plus Chris thinks he might take up trainspotting after a HONK FOR ME video
6/29/2021 • 36 minutes, 32 seconds
That's why Scott goes to Iceland
Scott's been invited on German Radio 1 ahead of tomorrow's game plus Scott's had a jab at Iceland and there's a game of Brother or Lover?
6/28/2021 • 36 minutes, 56 seconds
Is Jack Saunders a Cover Star?
Is Radio 1s Jack Saunders appearing on the cover of number plate magazine? Plus, Granny Tinder has made time in her diary to review some more potential boys for her Granddaughter.
6/24/2021 • 35 minutes, 24 seconds
Granny Tinder pies us off
The GT has a residents tea party so cancels on Scott and Chris, plus stories of relationships going right and wrong in Lockdown
6/23/2021 • 34 minutes, 31 seconds
The Muscular Arms
Scott's obsessed with a pub name, Griff reviews her Live Lounge and more of the show in 1.5x for those of you on the move
6/22/2021 • 32 minutes, 39 seconds
Radio 1.5x
Do we sound better sped up like a Whatsapp message? Listener Scarlett's had some 'Late Night Feelings' from an Ex plus there's finish the Love Island quotes in the quiz
6/21/2021 • 34 minutes, 42 seconds
Thank You Mr Jones
It's feel good. Pupils thank teachers, there are pirates on the quiz and Chris is distracted by North Macedonia vs Ukraine
6/17/2021 • 32 minutes, 30 seconds
Granny Tinder and how to WFG
Granny Tinder rates some more potential matches for her grandson, plus our bangers caller gives us top tips for WFG (Working from Garden)
6/16/2021 • 33 minutes, 6 seconds
Lauren's Suitcase Suprise
Lauren's left some interesting items in a suitcase that her Bf's parents have borrowed, plus the return of Rapper or Accountant on the quiz
6/15/2021 • 31 minutes, 57 seconds
A Lot of Bullocks
Listener Robin has an usual job date matching cows and bullocks so she sends us her "Cattlelog" Also,
Haven’t heard about it or them in ages? Scott and Chris ‘Whoo’ it!
6/14/2021 • 31 minutes, 29 seconds
This Little Piggy...
Jura and Aaron play Brother or Lover - but can you work it out? Plus Chris takes Scott's little piggies to market and there are some bad flute covers in the quiz.
6/10/2021 • 34 minutes, 14 seconds
Granny Tinder's had a busy day
Granny T's been having a busy day and her SatNav isn't helping things. Plus complete the nursery rhymes in the quiz and we're off to Penzance for Bangers.
6/9/2021 • 35 minutes, 44 seconds
Trumpets, Bargains and Shreddies
It's Tuesday so it's time to blow your own trumpets, we speak to listeners who love a bargain and a Shredded Songs makes it's debut in the quiz.
6/8/2021 • 32 minutes, 11 seconds
You Too Could Be A Show VIP!
Laura attempts to become a show VIP with her story about how she nearly got arrested., plus all the ladies are on for The Who Game.
6/7/2021 • 35 minutes, 54 seconds
Darren's BLT Wax
Darren (not real name) applies to be a Premium Listener with a very painful story, plus is Scott really getting a gold statue in his hometown of Eastleigh?
6/3/2021 • 36 minutes, 54 seconds
Granny Tinder's Fitness Podcast?
Should it be called 'OA-PE' or 'Only Grans' plus some awful woodwind covers on the quiz.
6/2/2021 • 35 minutes, 52 seconds
Rob's got a Job plus an Easy Life Live Lounge Review
Rob comes on to Blow His Own Trumpet plus there's a lot of Glock on the Quiz and Easy Life review their Live Lounge performance.
6/1/2021 • 29 minutes, 23 seconds
Don't Mention The Award
The team's won an award, but don't want it mentioned, and Chris has had the jab and it may well have given him a superpower
5/27/2021 • 32 minutes, 23 seconds
Granny Tinder's back! But in a rush
Lynette has to cut short rating boys for her granddaughter because of a hearing test, There's a big weekend Maya Jama rumour in Real or No Real and we're off to Crieff for Bangers
5/26/2021 • 37 minutes, 18 seconds
By My Troth it's a Podcast
The boys go full Henry VIII trying to guess listeners medieval jobs, plus in the quiz 'do dogs have eyebrows?'
5/25/2021 • 36 minutes, 35 seconds
The Boys Are Back!
Are Medieval Jobs still on? Can James Newman score more on the quiz than in Eurovision? And can Scott run down the Premier League like it's the Official Chart?
5/24/2021 • 30 minutes, 15 seconds
To hug or not to hug?
Scott & Chris debate if they actually would hug again when they can, plus is Rasputin on, and if so will they really get a 4 show suspension?
5/14/2021 • 24 minutes, 21 seconds
Don't forget 'Stay Away from them Bad Boys'
Granny Tinder loves a sailor, plus Scott's Hollyoaks Cameo revisited and again more calls for a Rasputin marathon.
5/12/2021 • 35 minutes, 22 seconds
And it was all Yellow... Rain
Turns out people do throw cups of wee at Coldplay gigs plus Real or No Real in the Quiz
5/11/2021 • 29 minutes, 10 seconds
Dadi Issues
Scott has some Dadi issues with Eurovision contestant - Dadi Freyr, plus what would you take a pint of to the face for?
5/10/2021 • 34 minutes, 23 seconds
Turns out Rasputin is Extra Long
Scott justifies his free degree, Lorna's got a crush on the internet man and we go Ra Ra
5/6/2021 • 29 minutes, 54 seconds
Granny Tinder, a freelance Shepard and Naked Attraction
Listener Reanna reviews the guys audio description for last night's Naked Attraction, plus Ra Ra Rasputin the mad monk features heavily in the pod and there's a celebrity profile in Granny Tinder
5/5/2021 • 43 minutes, 13 seconds
Don't Say Wet Wound
Scott can't handle a listener's injury plus what if the Premier League table was read like The Official Chart, and there are more Naked Attraction recording bloopers from the guys
5/4/2021 • 29 minutes, 20 seconds
Is Matt Edmondson the thief?
The boys call in help from AC 12 to track down who stole the 'Live Laugh Love' sign from the Radio 1 toilet, plus there's more bloopers from our Nation Attraction audio description
4/29/2021 • 32 minutes, 47 seconds
A Naked Announcement
There's been a theft at Radio 1, the boys have an announcement about Naked Attraction, plus there's some Glockenspiel YouTube covers in the Quiz
4/27/2021 • 33 minutes, 18 seconds
Time To Pull The Pints!
We go live around the Nation as first pints in many a pub are pulled. Also, Chris is in a buoyant mood cos of Watford being promoted and did you have badges on your swimming costume?
4/26/2021 • 30 minutes, 14 seconds
Ode To The Pub
As Scotland and Wales get to return to their favourite haunts, Chris inspires us all with a poem to get many a tear rolling. Also, it’s the launch of Radio 1 Relax so Scott practises his Chill voice and a round of MMA fighter or cocktail features in the quiz.
4/22/2021 • 24 minutes, 54 seconds
The GT - Not The GC!
Granny Tinder has her eye on Ryan Gosling but he’s probably already been “snapped up” Also, Chris wants to know the rules on jumping in ponds and do you know what Bumerangs and Jerkers are? Find out in the quiz.
4/21/2021 • 38 minutes, 44 seconds
Annie’s Summer Holiday
Annie Mac is going to be allowed to get muddy and be ridden around a field. Also, we blow some trumpets for a spud cropper and guess the Metal covers in the quiz.
4/20/2021 • 25 minutes, 47 seconds
Dua Lipa Live Lounge Review
Dua Lipa listens back to her Live Lounge Performance, Scott seems to have a problem with Greta Thunberg, Grimmy joins us for the quiz and remember The Mannequin Challenge? It’s The Whooo Game.
4/19/2021 • 29 minutes, 11 seconds
Another World of Pockets and Ragdolls
Jessie is back and pulls out another kids TV show from her Sac Magique, Scott gets into a worrying chat with a fellow dog walker and is Bruno Mars as ridiculous as his songs suggest?
4/15/2021 • 32 minutes, 5 seconds
A Love Of "Co-longe"
Granny Tinder, Bamboleo, Quiz and a fresh crop for Stark. Happy Wednesday Everybody!!
4/14/2021 • 36 minutes, 6 seconds
Peppa Pig's A Gangster!
Kids TV shows that are hard to describe by an adult, Pitbull or Shakespear and Mystic Meg & Terry Tibbs...Whooooooo
4/13/2021 • 27 minutes, 7 seconds
I’d Rather Have My Lifeless Roots Back
Some listeners are finding it hard to creep back to normality, after all what to do with the hair? Also, more explaining kids TV shows as an adult and Live Lounges time forgot.
4/12/2021 • 26 minutes, 14 seconds
An Ode to the Pub
The nan foot incident is put to bed plus a look back at innuendo bingo.
4/8/2021 • 24 minutes, 23 seconds
It's Ollie Ball Here...
Chris' gammy foot, TikTok sensation Ollie Ball is here and twisted audio on the quiz.
4/6/2021 • 29 minutes, 35 seconds
With Added Sax Appeal
Scott and Chris have commissioned some of your favourite tunes with added sax from Tik Tok star Evan Jacobson. Plus Don't Look It Up and Chris is back playing football.
4/1/2021 • 24 minutes, 38 seconds
CSI: Chris Stark Investigation
Chris Stark's crime scene, Granny Tinder and mind the gap, it's Bambaleo Wednesday.
3/31/2021 • 34 minutes, 43 seconds
Joel, What Are You Doing Now?
Joel Corry and Raye critique their own Live Lounge performance, we invite you, once again, to blow your own trumpet and has Bruno Mars turned into a Bruno Mars parody?
3/30/2021 • 28 minutes, 10 seconds
You’re Pinocchio!
Was Tom Hanks spotted in a St. Albans coffee shop? Emma thinks so. Also, Scott is eager to get home, run the bath and use his birthday gift from Chris and we’ve found someone with same penchant as Scott, for adding Extra Brass to songs.
3/29/2021 • 31 minutes, 43 seconds
Let’s Go To Roma!
Listener Rachel will miss her trip to Rome, Scott and Chris step in with all the dodgy Italian accents. Also, Remember when Jack Whitehall heard all about his conception in Where Do You Think They Were? And Pitbull or Shakespeare is back for the quiz.
3/25/2021 • 30 minutes, 29 seconds
Education! Education! Education!
Scott educates us on the Postcode Lottery song (apparently done by someone called Paul McCartney), Granny Tinder learns all about foam parties and our Bangers caller has a lesson on nude candles.
3/24/2021 • 39 minutes, 46 seconds
Do You Think Crashing A Car Is Bad?
Listener Lorna talks about her worst day ever, Scott releases an emergency press release about the “Toilet Incident” and anyone cooked a gammon lately? Well, we’ll blow a trumpet for you.
3/23/2021 • 29 minutes, 49 seconds
The Influencer of Doom
Chris has bagged himself a Number One trophy but was the downfall of Olivia Rodrigo due to Scott's influence? Also, it's a big day at Radio 1 as the new 8th Floor toilets are opened. Chris reports live from the event and Scott has new inspirational sign to hang up.
3/22/2021 • 33 minutes, 36 seconds
The Ted Hastings Treatment
Adrian Dunbar off of Line Of Duty gives your favourite hits the Ted Hastings Interrogation Treatment and manages to make Olivia Rodrigo sound quite menacing. Also, Gigs – remember what they are? Chris explains.
3/18/2021 • 28 minutes, 3 seconds
Dear Mrs.Tinder
Yay! It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and The GT gets a reply from the DG about her request for Chris to join Masterchef and Chris reveals that he’s never smuggled a budgie.
3/17/2021 • 34 minutes, 33 seconds
Tyrone Says Relax
Vaccine Jealousy, toilet refurbs, Greek holidays, eye tests, cheese, panpipes, Tyrone Mings and Conor Coady. What more do you want in a podcast?
3/16/2021 • 32 minutes, 9 seconds
A New High!
New totals are in for our Lolathon challenge, another chance to hear Capaldi The Musical and some extra Unexpected Covers. If you missed any of the Lolathon including the hi tech game of “BattleNips” why not catch up with it all on BBC Sounds.
3/15/2021 • 37 minutes, 56 seconds
Dear Mr. Davie
The GT writes to The DG trying to get Chris on Masterchef, Scott’s prepared his overnight bag for the Lolathon and Vicky and Katie are on to reveal details of how Scott is going to be presented with something he has never seen before.
3/10/2021 • 33 minutes, 53 seconds
You Love This Show Don’t You?
Scott’s BF has picked up an annoying habit, the trumpets are out and Goofy, Sturdy and Rugged are on the phone.
3/9/2021 • 29 minutes, 14 seconds
I’d Like Her, She’s Long
Tom’s sent ‘em and Long Michelle’s received ‘em! More screenshots gone wrong. Also, locked the butler in the fridge lately? The Whoo Game is on and team member Helena (of The Gossip Huns) hosts the quiz.
3/8/2021 • 34 minutes, 10 seconds
The Cat Crept In…
Another horror story of a date that was going so well, until… Plus, screen grab disaster stories and sleeping bunnies hop into the quiz.
3/4/2021 • 26 minutes, 51 seconds
Hairy Pop Stars & The Queen
Scott wonders how hairy the pop stars are getting during lockdown, after all Blossoms had some fair ol’ Barnets to start with. Also, its Granny Tinder day and she’s starting to sound like he Queen and Skepta.
3/3/2021 • 37 minutes, 13 seconds
That Can’t Be True, Can it?
Dean brings a shocking tale involving a mum (or mom if you live in Birmingham). Plus, attended Zoomiveristy on time? Well, go ahead and blow that trumpet.
3/2/2021 • 32 minutes, 27 seconds
Shared Underpants?
Matt and Simon are on, but are they Brothers or Lovers? Rubbery pencils & inflatable furniture are remembered in The Whoo Game and House-plant or Harry Potter Spell? makes it’s quiz debut.
3/1/2021 • 38 minutes, 25 seconds
It Hit The Fan When It Went Over The Wall!
Scott resorts to some S.A.S style manoeuvres in his pants and is caught on Zoom and it not so much hit the fan but went over the wall in "It was all going well until..."
2/25/2021 • 28 minutes, 58 seconds
The GT Is Back
Aaron tries to lure Granny Tinder withsome Bitcoin but she ain’t no Crypto Queen! Also, Chris gets an idea for an alternative Innuendo Bingo during Bamboleo and Rapper or Accountant is back for the quiz.
2/24/2021 • 38 minutes, 27 seconds
Failed Dates & Mysterious Loops
Why The Long Face?… The Lolathon is back for 2021 (Yasss!) Plus, “It was going so well until...” more of your date fail stories and Jo has pulled something weird in her van – time to blow a trumpet.
2/23/2021 • 35 minutes, 30 seconds
“You Will Not Be Buying Fish Today, My Friend!”
Chris set out to buy a goldfish but ran into all sorts of problems, The Vegan Whisperer is back but can he keep his 100% record? And don’t blink…it’s The Whooo Game.
2/22/2021 • 34 minutes, 36 seconds
It Was All Going Well Until…
We get your stories of dates going really well until…You won’t believe what Dan saw on his new prospects bedroom wall. Plus, Ali Plumb takes a break from his movie watching marathon to host the quiz.
2/18/2021 • 30 minutes, 24 seconds
Near, Far, Wherever You Are
Scott's Mum is getting her vaccine but the big question is...What do you wear for such an occasion? Plus, Granny Tinder is back and seems to have a thing for Barack Obama, and Ali Plumb joins us for a 3 way movie Bangers.
2/17/2021 • 37 minutes, 47 seconds
The Dark Web of Mills Merch
Fancy a life-size Scott Mills mask? Find out how much it will set you back in the quiz. Also, Tune of the Week band, The Snuts put Driver’s License lyrics to their own song and we blow more trumpets for your little lockdown victories.
2/16/2021 • 28 minutes, 7 seconds
Can You Pinch More Than An Inch?
Cereal ads and upside down boobies are remembered on The Whoo Game, Ali Plumb is on a film challenge, and listener Harry had a hard time the weekend speaking to his prospective father-in-law. Buy Why?
2/15/2021 • 33 minutes, 42 seconds
Dickie, Birds and Power Plungers
Chris plays another round of Lucky Underwear, nights out in Guernsey and Brizzle are offered to The Four Lads In Jeans, it’s Dickie Dribble’s birthday and Hoary Pufflegs invade the quiz.
2/11/2021 • 33 minutes, 54 seconds
K A S F L A L ??
Hooray! It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and Granny Tinder hits us all with a Scrabble clue, Listener Ellen has more evidence that Tom Grennan is the nicest man in pop, and Rapper or Accountant returns in the Don’t Look It Up Quiz.
2/10/2021 • 34 minutes, 30 seconds
“Do You Stock A Deluxe Chest Rest?”
As Valentine’s Day approaches, Flossie from the team devises a new game for Chris called Lucky Underwear. Also, The GC becomes our new celeb supply teacher and The Vegan Whisperer makes a sudden appearance in Blow Your Own Trumpet.
2/9/2021 • 30 minutes, 14 seconds
Bambi On Ice
If you think Scott is too big for his boots, think again! He has some ginormous (whooo) ones to help him cope with the snow and the team are loving it. Also, listener Ryan is worried about a camera roll that has fallen into the hands of his family and The Whooo game has a special, Superbowl style, half time treat.
2/8/2021 • 33 minutes, 40 seconds
Viva Glos Vegas!
Fancy a Chinese Buffet in Northern Ireland or a Sticky Licky out west? The Four Lads In Jeans rate more of your nights out. Plus another Pupdate and a look back at Chris’s guide to The Isle Of Man in our Mills Golden Moment.
2/4/2021 • 35 minutes, 26 seconds
Bamboleo & Bangers
Granny Tinder is not impressed by someone willing to share his German sausage, a nine year old listener sings in the Tune Of The Week and Rapper Or Accountant makes its debut on the Don’t Look It Up Quiz.
2/3/2021 • 33 minutes, 3 seconds
Ten Year Old with a T
Our new favourite listener spills the tea on our Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter and Josh Bassett theory. Also, it’s that time of the week to blow your trumpets for the small victories in your life, Amelia and Louis play Brother or Lover? And a round of Drag-Horse or Race-Queen(??)in the quiz.
2/2/2021 • 31 minutes, 33 seconds
(Don't) Watch With Mother
We discover a way of dodging the cringy naughty bits from Bridgerton, an update on The Weatherman story, some classic Whooos and The Eggman joins us for Bangers.
2/2/2021 • 35 minutes, 29 seconds
Fancy A Game of Fingers in Chester?
The Four Lads in Jeans rate your ideal nights out once again. Also, We re-live some of your great festival moments and sadly say goodbye to our dear friend, producer and quiz-miss of the show, Grace.
1/28/2021 • 36 minutes, 14 seconds
"I’m NOT soiling myself at work!”
Scott wonders if he should try out hi new doggy toilet facility, Granny Tinder is in a generous mood (unless you are a sales caller) and Bamboleo brings all the usual treats.
1/27/2021 • 38 minutes, 27 seconds
"I'm Vegan And Gay"
Scott's voice stand in Charlie chats to the Pointless people but can he get away with it? Also, an pupdate on Scott's new dog and feeling smug today? - then let us blow your trumpet.
1/26/2021 • 31 minutes, 29 seconds
I Know The Voice But, Who Are You?
Scott and Chris are desperately looking for voice stand-ins, to do the interviews they can't be bothered to. However the only ones they can find don't even know who they are! Also, The Whoo Game is back and producer Grace gets her spaghetti in a twist.
1/25/2021 • 33 minutes, 47 seconds
Four Lads In Jeans Rate Your Nights Out
Can’t wait for a night out again? What are you going to do? The legendary Four Lads In Jeans (off of the famous meme) rate your night out. Also Granny Tinder has her vaccination and Scott’s new dog has a Zoom meeting.
1/21/2021 • 32 minutes, 25 seconds
Granny Tinder and a Fiery Quiz
An Aussie barman wants to take our Zofia down under – but will Granny Tinder allow it? Also, some classic clips in Bamboleo Wednesday and fractious stirrings, once again, in the Don’t Look It Up quiz.
1/20/2021 • 39 minutes, 24 seconds
Did Ella Just Say?
Ella Eyre has been so bored at home, she has been learning TV ads off by heart and it seems she’s not the only one as Kate Thistleton’s doing it too! Also, finished your assignment? – It’s trumpet blowing time and what is a Short Trip To Hell? Cocktail or Wrestling Move? Find out in the quiz.
1/19/2021 • 26 minutes, 58 seconds
The Weatherman Cometh
It’s here, The Stark Sea Shanty with 220 Kid and you are loving it! Also, we discover Chris’s love for a geeky app in The Whooo Game and Grace presents a round of Fast Food Abroad in the quiz.
1/18/2021 • 33 minutes, 24 seconds
Brother or Lover is Back
Listener Dominic keeps us guessing whether he is Niamh’s Brother or Lover, we listen back to some classic Funny Business moments and Pitbull or Shakespeare makes its debut in The Don’t Look It Up Quiz.
1/14/2021 • 28 minutes, 21 seconds
Now You See It...
Lynette AKA Granny Tinder is back but will a PE teacher or magician impress her with their tricks. Also Bamboleo Wednesday brings back memories of Dickie (off of Dickie's Dribble) and something suspicious is going on with he quiz.
1/13/2021 • 33 minutes, 31 seconds
Just A Little Prick But A Great Moment
Sound the alarms and blow your trumpets! Dan from Norfolk has had his vaccine, Ryan’s got a dentist appointment for 2:30 and Roisin and Alfie try outfox The Vegan Whisperer.
1/12/2021 • 29 minutes, 23 seconds
Get Smart With Stark
Learning from home? Have no fear, Chris dons his mortarboard to bring wisdom and knowledge to you all (well sort of) Plus, Happy WHOO Year everybody – the first Whoo Game of 2021 is here.
1/11/2021 • 33 minutes, 29 seconds
Sausage Sneakers Beware!!
The Vegan Whisperer is back! Chris goes into a mysterious trance to conjure up his amazing ability to sniff out a real vegan from a fake one. However, can a flexitarian fox him?
1/7/2021 • 30 minutes, 6 seconds
The First Ever - Sister or Kissed Her
Our feature Brother Or Lover takes a strange twist and Fay and Lydia are the first contestants. Also, Chris wants to try his hand at teaching and Scott and Chris get lots of points in…err Pointless.
1/7/2021 • 36 minutes, 20 seconds
Petrol Station Presents
Scott & Chris have got each other gifts from their respective tier 4 petrol stations, there's a festive Tap End Special and the Father Christmas tribute act is back for the Quiz
12/24/2020 • 35 minutes, 44 seconds
Granny Tinder Christmas Special!
A Grandma reviews some particularly festive Tinder matches for her granddaughter, plus there's a Santa tribute act on the quiz and it's the final Bambaleo Wednesday of the year
12/23/2020 • 37 minutes, 58 seconds
Ding Dong Merrily on errr.....
The boys create their own Dial-a-Carol service but it turns out no one knows the words! There's a controversial door on the Whoovent Calendar and Scott's least favourite round crops up in the quiz and he threatens to walk.
12/22/2020 • 26 minutes, 43 seconds
A Letter To… Sam
Sam Fender joins us with a letter to his 10 year old self, and we have a Christmas Whooo Game, A Christmas Whoovent, Christmas Bangers…it must be Easter or something.
12/21/2020 • 27 minutes, 9 seconds
Wrap Myself In Paper Day
It’s finally here – the one day a year where Scott and Chris play their favourite Christmas song ever. Also, Brother Or Lover is back and Lord of The Dance, Danny Howard hosts the Quiz.
12/17/2020 • 33 minutes, 12 seconds
Granny Tee & Cheddar Gee
Who is Cheddar Gorgeous? Find out in the Don’t Look It Up quiz. Plus, an air steward who likes landing strips or an immunologist ready to inject? It’s Granny Tinder’s choice once again.
12/16/2020 • 38 minutes, 43 seconds
The Lower You Go, The Lower You Go
Is it true that the deeper your voice is the more likely you are to cheat? We put it to the test. Also, more of your trumpets are blown and Celeste is here to critique her Live Lounge performance.
12/15/2020 • 34 minutes, 21 seconds
Confessions From The Office Party
Scott & Chris join the help team at Cardiff Council’s virtual Christmas party for a special Whoo Game, some Bangers and the Don’t Look It Up Quiz. Also, we hear some awful tales of misbehaviour at your old shindigs (shindigs? – whoooooooooo)
12/14/2020 • 33 minutes, 24 seconds
A Letter To… Fleur
Nurse Fleur writes a lovely letter to her 10-year-old self, the stars of Radio 1 share their stories of the now-decommissioned 8th floor toilets and... why did Margaret become famous? Wrong Answers Only please.
12/10/2020 • 33 minutes, 29 seconds
A Letter To…Faith
Faith delivers a beautiful letter to her 10 year old self, Scott is upset at the loss of a valued BBC institution (The 8th floor toilets) and a classic Christmas song shrouds the quiz in controversy.
12/9/2020 • 32 minutes, 4 seconds
A Letter To…Rosie
Listener Rosie has written a very emotional letter to her 10 year old self. Plus trumpets are blow for some bikini wearing dippers and Margaret Covid is a thing!
12/8/2020 • 26 minutes, 25 seconds
Liam Payne – Letter to my 10-year-old self
Liam Payne writes a heartfelt letter to his 10-year-old self, we manage to track down Craig from Longbridge M&S and did Rita Ora order a scotch egg but no drinks? It's Wrong Answers Only.
12/3/2020 • 28 minutes, 50 seconds
Big Willy's Back!
Everyone's favourite quizmaster, Will is back for the quiz, another window on the Whoovent calendar is opened and Granny Tinder is still searching for a beau for Zofia (but she won't be swiping left for Mrs Browns Boys).
12/2/2020 • 39 minutes, 49 seconds
Whooovent Calendar Is Back!
Trumpets are blown for Vicky who resisted licking her Ripple, another round of Brother Or Lover is brought to us by Emily (AKA Scott Mills) and Joe, and Arielle Free is today's Quiz Misstress.
12/1/2020 • 30 minutes, 27 seconds
Famalam Or Wham-Bam Thankyou Ma’am?
Scott has devised a new game called Brother or Lover and listener Alice is the first (and maybe last) to play. Also, Archbishop Of Banterbury – Whooooo yes, Who Game is back.
11/30/2020 • 35 minutes, 56 seconds
A Nation In Tiers
Lemon & Herb or full on Hot ‘N Spicy? – Scott and Chris break it to you gently about what tier your area is in. Also, Glass Animals critique their Live Lounge performance and Wrong Answers Please on why The Weekend is upset - because people keep spelling his name wrong maybe?
11/26/2020 • 32 minutes, 34 seconds
The Game Is Afoot
Chiropodists, Head Teachers and Influencers and face Granny Tinder (but don’t mention Botox), we find more Naked Attraction audio descriptions and Bangers takes on a strange twist.
11/25/2020 • 39 minutes, 38 seconds
Pull, Clean and Jerk
More break-ups with people you are not actually dating, including a personal trainer who was asked for a different kind of workout. Also, the trumpets are out again. If you've done something amazing (but a bit mundane) let us blow one for you.
11/24/2020 • 25 minutes, 13 seconds
Breaking Up Is Hard…
…and even harder when you are not even in a relationship with them. Why is it so hard to change your barber or personal trainer? Also, WhatsUpp with all those WhattApp groups? Listener Immy’s BF has hundreds and he’s only got a dozen friends.
11/23/2020 • 32 minutes, 44 seconds
Determined Eyes & Dewy Skin
Listener Isabel requests that Scott and Chris describe each other, Naked Attraction style, and there are a couple of big things that surprised us about Chris. Also, What has Jordan North revealed about himself on I'm A Celeb' - It's Wrong Answers Only please!
11/19/2020 • 28 minutes, 28 seconds
A Whole New World of TV
It's lady-gardens and funbags galore as a new world of TV opens for Scott and Chris. Also, Too rude, crude or lewd? Well you won't get past Granny Tinder as she swipes left or right for her Granddaughter Zofia and D&B legend René LaVice becomes René LaQuiz for Don't Look It Up.
11/18/2020 • 38 minutes, 43 seconds
Is That Mickey or Tigger?
Listener Amy got a shock when going through her dad's holiday pics, more mundane reasons to blow your BIG trumpets and following Clara's amazing performance on Strictly, Scott and Chris worry they'll never be 10's.
11/17/2020 • 32 minutes, 10 seconds
Don’t Be Shy
Listener Amy reminds Scott that he offered to look at something that he has never seen before, but who would be willing to show to him what he hasn’t seen? And, how would it be possible to show to him what he hasn’t seen if they were happy to show what needed to be seen anyway?
11/16/2020 • 28 minutes, 16 seconds
Innuendo Bingo With Maya Jama
Today was all about the last EVER Innuendo Bingo. We look back at all the classic moments with the world's biggest stars taking a soaking before Maya goes face to face with Chris for the farewell of everyone's favourite feature.
11/13/2020 • 33 minutes, 54 seconds
Finding The Golden Chalice
Chris finds gold in TV’s Naked Attraction, Granny Tinder likes the sound of the French lawyer and Grimmy QC is brought in to adjudicate the quiz.
11/11/2020 • 42 minutes, 19 seconds
Armpit Farts & Trumpets
Scott has a theory that the younger you are, the louder you can do an armpit fart, so we put it to the test. Also, more trumpets are blown for your mundane achievements and we hear from Young People with Old Names.
11/10/2020 • 28 minutes, 55 seconds
Plenty Of Frogs
Listener Joe is looking for a husband, the Who Game returns, Don't Look It Up features Live Lounges time forgot and we revisit the seven second nipple technique.
11/9/2020 • 35 minutes, 19 seconds
Chris And The Love Island Water Bottle
Chris got caught in the worst traffic jame ever yesterday and had to resort to Bear Grylls type survival techniques. Also, Granny Tinder's back and What law you be the first Scott wouls pass if he were President? Wrong Answers Only please.
11/5/2020 • 39 minutes, 56 seconds
Poo Butler?
More stories of "Dirty Dogs" with a thing for underwear. Plus, if Scott get's a dog - will he need special assistance? and are your WhatsApp groups getting out of control?
11/4/2020 • 39 minutes, 21 seconds
P.I James Is Back!
It's the return of the show's own Private Investigator and this time he delves into the word of the paranormal. Also, it's blow your own trumpet time and could Chris Whiity go in the jungle?
11/3/2020 • 35 minutes, 18 seconds
Strictly Confidential
Scott suspects his "Strictly Informant" has stitched him up for being a gossip, The Whoo Game remembers The Beast From The East and Test Tickle or Snoreen? - it's another round of Racehorse Or Drag Queen in the quiz.
11/2/2020 • 32 minutes, 53 seconds
Ruthless Granny Tinder
Zofia's Gran has super high standards on today's show. Plus Wrong Answers Only, an app notification round on Don't Look It Up and Scott's cardboard cut out is missing.
10/29/2020 • 33 minutes, 32 seconds
Bamboleo Wednesday Saves 2020
Bamboleo Wednesday competes with the new Harry Styles video to save 2020. Plus Scott submits to a degree interview and there's a food abroad round on Don't Look It Up.
10/29/2020 • 38 minutes, 12 seconds
Is Scott's Korea Over?
Scott's start to the week hasn't quite gone to plan. Plus a Sam Smith Live Lounge review, Blow Your Own Trumpet and a bardcore round on Don't Look It Up.
10/27/2020 • 36 minutes, 30 seconds
Man Or Mouse
Scott and Chris are joined by wildlife in the studio, we play the Who Game, talk favourite exes and tackle another Don't Look It Up.
10/26/2020 • 40 minutes, 9 seconds
Put Your Crocs On and Keep Your Socks On!
What four words turn your partner on the most? Wrong Answers Only. Also, Scott and Chris along with Wes Nelson have a big clear out of their Instagram and Subo and Drake are among the casualties.
10/22/2020 • 28 minutes, 58 seconds
No Tissue - Big Issue
Scott and Chris are clearly missing club life and make up some new phrases for the toilet attendants. Plus, a new Kidz Bop album stokes their curiosity and listener Sue's doorbell starts this week's Bamboleo.
10/21/2020 • 35 minutes, 3 seconds
Granny Tinder
Zofia's Gran is here for a live Tinder swipe and the lewdness does not go down well. She does take a shine to the guy who likes Downton Abbey though. Also, Chris has an aggressive looking snood and we find more mundane reasons to get out the tumpets.
10/20/2020 • 34 minutes, 9 seconds
He's Crude And He's Ugly
Show team member Zofia lets her Nan help with her Tinder selections, going on holiday is remembered in The Whooo Game and we wonder if we should share our last ever game of Innuendo Bingo, what with Covid 'n that.
10/19/2020 • 34 minutes, 51 seconds
It's A Cracker!
Will a two metre long cracker appear in a Christmas Advert? - it's Wrong Answers Only. Also, 30K followers in social media is counted as "Celebrity Status" and Apprentice Star Jemma Bird calls for Scott and Chris to get her over the line. She only needs 29950 more.
10/15/2020 • 22 minutes, 13 seconds
etc. etc.
More Mills Stuff blah blah blah..............has lockdown made you lazy?
10/14/2020 • 34 minutes, 59 seconds
(Definately) Maybe Don't
Maisie Peters and JP Saxe actually sound like they are in love, but (cringe alert!) can Scott and Chris sound as intimate if they sing to each other? Also Blow Your Own Trumpet time raises an eyebrow and Rachel (a FIFA widow) goes to extremes to get her boyfriend's attention.
10/13/2020 • 26 minutes, 33 seconds
Lost To The Game
Scott and Chris offer ideas to Fifa Widow Jess, on how to regain her boyfirends attention, Crop Circles and Ghosts are whooo'd in the Whooo Game and who will be Radio 1's Hottest Employee of the day?
10/12/2020 • 34 minutes, 56 seconds
Great British Bore Off
Students in lockdown are getting VERY bored...so much so we have a bore off between Charli and Kurt - who can be the most boring? Also Wrong Answers Only tries to work out what Lewis Capaldi didn't do for his birthday and Scott goes on the rampage with a temperature gun.
10/8/2020 • 27 minutes, 2 seconds
Chocolate Audio
Listener Jason has a problem with people sounding different on the radio to real life, so we put Grimmy to the test and Chris is a bit worse for wear after an evening with his football "friends"
10/7/2020 • 31 minutes, 10 seconds
Ever Changing Man
Chris accuses Scott of behaving differently when his Strictly mates are around, we add more to the list of things you need to change when you break up with someone and ridden a bike whilst holding a cup of coffee without spilling any lately? Then blow your own trumpet - LOUDLY!
10/6/2020 • 29 minutes, 11 seconds
Get Out And Log Out!
Listener Amy has a word of caution about things to remember to do when breaking up with someone and there are calls for Chris to resign as he reaches for the bleach in The Whooo Game.
10/5/2020 • 32 minutes, 21 seconds
Salmon Trousers Are On!
Our Oxford Mole spills the beans on the illustrious University of Oxford, a game of Wrong Answers Please asks what Little Mix are looking for and the most irritating sound in Dev's world comes up in the Don't Look It Up quiz.
10/1/2020 • 23 minutes, 57 seconds
The Oxford Mole
Listeners pitch their questions to listener Aaron who is off to Oxford Uni - oohh errr!. Also, more holiday horror stories that you would love to have the chance of re-living today and Bamboleo wednesday gets slightly hijacked by Dev.
9/30/2020 • 29 minutes, 7 seconds
Yungblud Gives It The Capaldi Growl
The brilliant Yungblud reviews his Live Lounge performance and loves it. Also, listener Sophie ace's Dev's embarrassing holiday story (but would do it all again if she had the chance) and it's time to blow trumpets for all those small but amazing things you've done.
9/29/2020 • 33 minutes, 58 seconds
Grandparents Vs Technology
Dev stands in for Scott and recalls an embarrassing incident on a party bus in Ibiza, listener Lewis tells of his Grandad having trouble with technology and remember Tractor-Boy Racer? The Whoo Game is back.
9/28/2020 • 32 minutes, 16 seconds
Where's Heather??
Scott may have made a boo boo when he listed lots of drinking games to our fresher Heather, as nothing seems to be able to wake her. Also, as Sir David Attenborough takes to Instagram for the first time, Scott asks the listeners what hisnext post might be - wrong answers only please.
9/24/2020 • 32 minutes, 26 seconds
A Game of Bite The Bag Anyone?
It's Bamboleo Wednesday and Fresher Heather is woken up at the crack of noon after a night of drinking games. Plus, the bagpipes are back in the Don't Look It Up Quiz.
9/23/2020 • 37 minutes, 47 seconds
London Grammar & Small Victories
London Grammar review their Live Lounge performance, more of your little victories that you should "Blow" about and it's all fake plants and fajitas in another of installment of Heather's fresher diary.
9/22/2020 • 30 minutes, 59 seconds
Diary Of A Fresher Part 1
It's that time of year again but Freshers are getting a completely different experience this year as listener Heather reveals. Plus, Chris has hit the bigtime at last as he becomes a question on Tipping Point and The Whoo Game brings back a few familiar voices.
9/21/2020 • 33 minutes, 11 seconds
37 Minutes Of Tripe Please!
Scott gets confused about the terminology used in local butcher shops, we catch up with our favourite listener Nicole - who's from Wales and about to go and see Whales and a classic Where Do You Think They Were? looks back at when Billy's mum, Serena, needed her lagging sorted.
9/17/2020 • 36 minutes, 45 seconds
Peppers and Crancers
Scott's mind is blown by lot's of facts about peppers (yes you heard correct) we hear from more "Crancers" and "Merry Christmas Everyone!" What do you mean it's too early?
9/16/2020 • 38 minutes, 4 seconds
Little Mix & Cry Dancing
Little Mix give a live review of their Live Lounge performance, Chris wants more out of his smart speaker and - Is cry dancing a thing? We have a 1D fan that believes it is.
9/15/2020 • 30 minutes, 8 seconds
Historical Hotties
Following last week's conversation about who looked hot when young, the calls come flying in, and yes, Sir Ian McKellan is certainly one. Also, Scott has a special Mexican birthday song for listener Sarah and "Ip Dip Sky Whoooooo" It's the return of The Who Game.
9/14/2020 • 28 minutes, 26 seconds
Not So Wondrous Wonders Of The World
Stonehenge, Times Square and The Mona Lisa all come under fire in our listener reviews, Chris takes umbrage against a word and poor listener Ollie has to hear to what happened when his mum bent over to pick up her shoes.
9/10/2020 • 37 minutes, 15 seconds
Very Steep & Too High
Can you review a land mark? Slating Ben Nevis for not having a café at the top seems a bit harsh. Also BTS are in trouble - according to the Coronavirus laws - one of them has to go!
9/9/2020 • 29 minutes, 43 seconds
Game Of Throw-Ins
It's Fantasy Football time again and some of the creative team names are flying way over Scott's head. Also, more hotel style reviews of parents houses and more reasons to blow your trumpets.
9/8/2020 • 28 minutes, 35 seconds
Mostly A 5 Star Experience!
"You treat this place like a hotel" We've all been told that at one time or other, so we give you the opportunity to leave a online style review of your stay at your parents house. Plus, we herald the return of The Whooo Game.
9/7/2020 • 29 minutes, 46 seconds
There's Some Biff In This House!
Simon from Biffy Clyro reviews their ultra weird Live Lounge cover, we learn from listener Maria more about Karaoke legends Bev 'N Bob and the twisted audio round in todays quiz twists Scott's brain.
9/3/2020 • 33 minutes, 53 seconds
Welcome To The Voicemail Service Of...Whoooo!
Scott is worried he has been "Too loose" with his number and wonders who keeps calling him. Also, when was the last time you actually heard your voicemail message? Who even still has one? We call up some, including Joel Corry's to see what happens. Plus, Chris is upset because someone VERY childish (Greg) has defaced the sign on his new Isolation Station.
9/2/2020 • 30 minutes, 48 seconds
Don't Call Me Jedward!
Chris is back in the studio after managing to put up a picture in his house. It's an amazing acheivement for him which prompts a new feature - Blow Your Own Trumpet - mundane things that you are super proud of. Also, more of those little word or phrases that makes you best mate seethe with rage and quizmaster Grace is back for another Don't Look It Up quiz.
9/1/2020 • 32 minutes, 43 seconds
Billie Piper DJ Set
Pop legend Billie provides some great tunes, we hear from more of you DM Sliders and Tap End remembers Chris's amazing night doing "The Otley Run"
8/20/2020 • 52 minutes, 26 seconds
Jonnie Peacock MBE
Super Sprinter Jonnie provides the tunes, people have been sliding in to Chris's DMs and who is your Tony Wood? The person you miss most whilst working from home.
8/19/2020 • 50 minutes, 37 seconds
Err...BRAKES PLEASE!!
Everyone's favourite Aussie DJ, Fisher, provides some banging tunes, we hear of some of your disastrous attempts at taking a driving test and it all kicks off in the Don't Look It Up Quiz.
8/18/2020 • 58 minutes, 36 seconds
Eddie Hearn's Ring Walk Anthems
The boxing promoter selects his favourite ring walk anthems, Uni tips you don't get from the prospectus and a classic 24 Years At The Tap End about Chris' driving test.
8/18/2020 • 59 minutes, 37 seconds
Robbie Williams DJ Set
Pop star Robbie calls in from LA to select his favourite tracks, there's a classic football themed Tap End, Don't Look It Up and another Don't Tell The Bride update.
8/13/2020 • 58 minutes, 28 seconds
Chris Kamara DJ Set
Legendary football pundit Chris Kamara chooses the tunes. Plus is Bamboleo Wednesday, we play Don't Look It Up and there's a classic NYE Tap End.
8/12/2020 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 36 seconds
Mabel Vs AJ Tracey DJ Set
The West Ten collaborators go back to back in the mix, Chris cooks pasta in a kettle in another classic Tap End and you share stories about covering for your friends and family.
8/11/2020 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 40 seconds
Dion Dublin In The Mix
The TV legend and former footballer selects his favourite tracks. Scott and Chris play Don't Look It Up, have several rounds of Guess the Dog and there's a classic Tap End.
8/11/2020 • 58 minutes, 14 seconds
Wayne Lineker On The Decks
Ibiza legend Wayne is in the mix, Chris has an unfortunate incident in a DIY store and - Has fashion changed since the start of lockdown?
8/6/2020 • 48 minutes, 45 seconds
Nathan Dawe Mix & That Fishing Trip
Superstar DJ Nathan provides some great tunes, you tell us some of the worst places you've been to on a first date and Chris remembers back to "That Fishing Trip" where he flashed at the wrong man in the car park as we revisit 24 Years At The Tap End.
8/5/2020 • 55 minutes, 52 seconds
Daddy’s Back!
Chris is back and it turns out he’s only been on the beers with the future king (whilst wearing dodgy shoes).
Also, Becky Hill provides is with a super guest mix and Tap End remembers a trip to a theme park.
8/4/2020 • 58 minutes, 34 seconds
Joel Corry and Zumping Tales
Joel provides us with some top class bangers in our guest mix, Scott is eager to hear your tales of being "Zumped" ie, Dumped on that Z' App - you know the one. Also, Chris's younger footballing years are remembered as we revisit 24 Years At The Tap End.
8/3/2020 • 50 minutes, 29 seconds
Bryan Cranston Does Little Mix
Remembering when TV and Hollywood superstar, Bryan Cranston joined Scott and Chris in the studio andlent the voice of Heisenberg to Little Mix's, 'Shout Out To My Ex'
7/30/2020 • 8 minutes, 21 seconds
Fart Pants Testing
Scott is off this week but here's a chance to catch up with some classic Mills from the archive, like the time Chris tested out some "Flatulence Reducing" pants in the BBC lift.
7/29/2020 • 8 minutes, 12 seconds
Sticky Situation
Scott is off this week but here's a chance to catch up with some classic Mills from the archive, like the time Chris sang Kiko Bun's Sticky situation in the BBC showers.
7/28/2020 • 8 minutes, 38 seconds
Scott's Big Opening?
Scott is off this week but here's a chance to catch up with some classic Mills from the archive, like the time Chris attended the opening of the world famous Scott Mills Bridge at Fleet Services on the M3.
7/27/2020 • 12 minutes, 28 seconds
10 Years Of 1D With Liam Payne
Liam chats about the good old One Direction days as well as deliver a fantastic mix. Also, we try to help Greg's "Up Yours" campaign and Molly King joins us for the quiz and gets a bit over excited.
7/23/2020 • 53 minutes, 23 seconds
Young Offenders In The Mix
Stars of BBC 3's Young Offenders Alex and Chris provide the bangers in today's mix, it's Bamboleo Wednesday with a Ding Dong of a gap and have you ever passed off someone else's house as yours?
7/22/2020 • 52 minutes, 50 seconds
KSI DJ Set & Lewis Capaldi Vocal Coaching Session
Man of many talents KSI spins his favourite tunes, Scottish legend Lewis gets a few singing tips from Scott and Jordan North joins in the Don't Look It Up Quiz all the way from sunny Spain.
7/21/2020 • 44 minutes, 4 seconds
Zara Larsson In The Mix
The amazingly talented Zara gives us an great mix all the way from Sweden and Scott is jealous of the way she can roll her Rs. Also, Tom Grenna has written a letter to his 10 year old self and Scott may have made a blunder with the baby pressie for Chris.
7/20/2020 • 52 minutes, 49 seconds
Baby Stark Update
A very emotional show as Scott chases news on the imminent delivery to the Stark household and listener Izzy reads a letter to her 10 year old self. Also, the brilliant MNEK calls the show and "It's Wine O'clock"... all those classic mum signs around your parent's houses.
7/16/2020 • 40 minutes, 55 seconds
Fluffy Cauliflower Is Off!!
Why aren't the traditional hymns being sung in school assemblies any more? Also football legend Gary Lineker is on to play Mascot For What and listener Ben writes a letter to his 10 year old self.
7/15/2020 • 46 minutes, 29 seconds
High Fives - Whoooo?
We play a Covid Special Whoo game, a highly respected science teacher gets an amazing score on Better Days Quiz and Chris has found an amazing TV show we all should watch.
7/14/2020 • 36 minutes, 51 seconds
Flants & Drunk Seagulls
It's flying ant season and the birds are loving it! Also, Scott is excited that beauty salons can open again and is thinking of getting a tattoo, Chris has some very exciting news which means he may have to dash off at any second and Rihanna's Field and Pickering Corner are among our list of Accidental Tourist Attractions.
7/13/2020 • 39 minutes, 48 seconds
Daisy May Cooper In For Lady Gaga
Kerry's mum, AKA Daisy May Cooper replaces Gaga in the Rain On Me track and it's amazing! Also, reactions to Harry Styles reading a bedtime story, more reactions to the accusation "I think you could have been nicer to me today" and Ali Plumb's reactions to some dodgy accents in the movies.
7/9/2020 • 42 minutes, 25 seconds
Something In The Water
Margarine, Bono and water quality become the catalysts for more adult tantrums, more buffet shaming (including Luke who munched 22 yorkshire puds) and are Jess Glynnes fans really called "Glynfluencers"?
7/8/2020 • 40 minutes, 33 seconds
Keep A Pig Apart My Lovelies
Pub owners all over the nation are making their own safety videos, but will any beat Jackie's for The Ley in Devon? Also, more Buffet Slayers own up in our feature Booted Out Of The Buffet and we catch up with some previous Funny Business's to see how they are doing.
7/7/2020 • 47 minutes, 1 second
Hairy U.K And Cheese Louise
Scott and Chris are back and get to play Service Station or Cheese? once again. Also, more All-You-Can-Eat shaming stories (even on aeroplanes), the Welsh have been set free (Hooray!) and the hairiest people in the Nation get in touch.
7/6/2020 • 40 minutes, 55 seconds
A Zebra In The Jungle??
We remember back to 2014 when Team Mills appeared on Family Fortunes and they didn't have the best time. Scott's gave a terrible answer and his Dad did an impression of an elephant. It's all fine!
7/2/2020 • 9 minutes, 22 seconds
Chris's Face In Some Beans
Back in 2015 Scott and Chris investigated the horror of being stuck in a seat on public transport by a person who's fallen asleep between you and the aisle. Chris then headed to be the BBC canteen to pretend to fall asleep in his plate of beans and see if anyone said anything.
7/1/2020 • 14 minutes, 26 seconds
Remember Grunt Or Goat?
This week we would normally have been enjoying tennis, sunshine and strawberries at Wimbledon, sigh! But don't worry this will cheer you up. Back in 2013 Scott had a great idea for a game - Grunt Or Goat.
6/30/2020 • 7 minutes, 51 seconds
200 Fingers Of Fish For Kim
If you are still sad about no Glastonbury over the weekend this may help. We remember back to 2015 Scott and Chris phoned up some local businesses with fictional demands from performers.
6/29/2020 • 10 minutes, 34 seconds
Fizzy Melons & Buffet Slayers
More tales of being "escorted" from all-you-can-eat buffets, Emily Eavis off of Glastonbury chooses some bangers from Worthy Farm and a boys weekend in Prague is remebered in Tap End.
6/25/2020 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 7 seconds
8 Crispy Ducks And Counting...
Listener Beth has been kicked out for over-indulging in an All-You-Can-Eat restaurant, TWICE!! Is this a record? Also Davina McCall brings us some classic bangers from her home and Caroline the car is remembered in 24 Years At The Tap End.
6/24/2020 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 28 seconds
Anne-Marie In The Mix
Anne-Marie gives a great selection of bangers and impresses Scott with the size of her veggies. Also, Scott asks you to take part in a Radio 1 survey (then wishes he hadn't) and Chris's Pizza Eating Challenge is remembered from 24 Years At The Tap End.
6/23/2020 • 52 minutes, 35 seconds
Mike Skinner In The Mix
Chris is very excited today, not only has he moved to (what sounds like) a massive house, he also gets to chat to his hero Mike Skinner of The Streets as he presents today's guest mix. Also, more tales of photo's of exes still up in parents houses and what on earth is a garbanzo bean? Find out in the Don't Look It Up Quiz.
6/22/2020 • 59 minutes, 16 seconds
"It's Just A Potato Darling!"
You've all heard the clip many times on the show but here's the origin. Back in 2015 Chris called up a restaurant and pretended he didn't know what a potato was.
6/18/2020 • 7 minutes, 45 seconds
Stephen Fry’s On! Would He Rap With Taylor Swift?
Classic Mills from the archives when the awesome Stephen Fry was on the show. Scott and Chris had so much to ask him! Including: does he watch himself on TV (he is on ALL the time), did he really invent the word ‘luvvie’ and why does he hate dancing so much?? Also, with some listeners’ help, the boys hatched an amazing plan to get him rapping with Taylor Swift at the Big Weekend in his home town, Norwich.
6/17/2020 • 18 minutes, 47 seconds
Scott's Football Commentary Debut
Remembering back to the first time Scott & Chris took on the role of football commentary, back in the 2014 World Cup Finals where Chris became more and more wound up by Scott's incredible lack of football knowledge.
6/16/2020 • 9 minutes, 35 seconds
"Is That Chris Pasty?"
Scott and Chris are off this week so we thought we'd treat you to a bit of classic Mills from the archive, and here we look back at 2014 when Chris went off on his holiday and Scott set up his out of office reply to accept ANY job that came in...What could possibly go wrong?
6/16/2020 • 10 minutes, 29 seconds
Sophie Ellis-Bextor Guest Mix
Sophie gives us some mega bangers in our Pop Legends slot. Also, Do you or your nan still have photos of your ex on the wall? and do you remember Scott giving Rag N Bone Man a vocal coaching lesson?,
6/11/2020 • 53 minutes, 43 seconds
Harry & Jamie Redknapp Head To Head
Harry (with a little help from Sandra) and Jamie provide some classic tunes in a a very eclectic mix. Also, they are still a it! - exes that loom out of the lockdown darkness.
6/10/2020 • 55 minutes, 10 seconds
Katy Perry In The Mix
Pop SuperStar Katy give us some tunes all the way from sunny LA. Plus, Scott has been crashing Zoom quizzes and we hear stories of long-gone exes suddenly getting in touch during lockdown.
6/9/2020 • 55 minutes
Sean Paul In The Mix
Sean delivers an amazing mix all the way from Jamaica, Chris has been crashing peoples quizes and we listen back to Scott giving Freya Ridings a singing lesson.
6/8/2020 • 50 minutes, 3 seconds
Busted Are Back!
Matt, Charlie & James reunite to bring Radio 1 a special playlist. Also, we look back the time Chris joined a bowls club in Tap End and lockdown is ding strange things to people - listener Charlotte has even started to fancy Chris - weird times everyone.
6/5/2020 • 57 minutes, 19 seconds
Craig David In The Mix
Craig spins some classics from his home studio, Chris gets a massive case of hammock envy and we remember the trip Chris and Scott had to Zante in 24 Years At The Tap End
6/4/2020 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 4 seconds
Joe Marler - King Of The Castle
Harlequins and England legend Joe Marler delivers a great mix from a cardboard castle, Scott finds a song that takes us all on a 3 minute holiday, Chris speaks to more people obsessed with Pitmasters and the great canteen boycott is remembered in a look back at 24 Years At the Tap-End.
6/2/2020 • 59 minutes, 59 seconds
Joel Domett From The Loft
Comedian Joel gives us a mix from his loft, Chris gets to speak to a real life Pitmaster and we hear from estate agents with many a sordid tale.
5/28/2020 • 56 minutes, 9 seconds
Alison Hammond In The Mix
Everyone's favourite TV presenter Alison drops a fantastic mix, Chris is still obsessing over the pitmasters of the U.S of A which leads Scott to a great programme idea and listener Grace runs through the "Love Contract" she had to sign at work.
5/27/2020 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 44 seconds
Tom Grennan On The Roof
Tom gives us an amazing mix from the roof of his parents' house, Chris has become obsessed with videos of men barbecuing, and "love at first sip" - hear how listener Tom bonded with his girlfriend over a sip of vinegar - yuk!
5/27/2020 • 56 minutes, 38 seconds
Is That An Ice Cube In Your Shorts Or Are You Just Pleased To See Me?
Now the weather seems to be getting hotter we look back at an idea Scott had in 2013, to cool down. Expect some loud screeching.
5/21/2020 • 9 minutes, 27 seconds
Remember Chris the Mexican performer?
Back in 2012 Chris came up with yet another way to become a millionaire - and it involved dressing up as a sexy mexican and getting out the guitar! But, did the local diners appreciate his serenades?
5/20/2020 • 13 minutes, 5 seconds
Remember When Chris Flew A 747?
Back in 2013 - Scott feared the worse when two 747 pilots asked for Chris to be their Plan B - Did he manage to land the plane without risk to the passengers? Exactly how much of an idiot did he sound making annoucements on the PA system? And did he ever take off the Top Gun style shades?
5/19/2020 • 20 minutes, 10 seconds
The Demon Mistress
Remember when Chris wrote a book? Way back in 2011 he was convinced he would make his fortune with a saucy novel.
5/18/2020 • 8 minutes, 33 seconds
Laura Whitmore In The Mix
Our daily mix comes from Laura's Casa D'Amour (or shed), Listener Henry has arrived in "virtual" Australia and has a drink with one of the locals (who is "as dry as a dingo's dinger!") and we look back a The Stark Guide to Mad-chester - Whooo?
5/14/2020 • 59 minutes, 36 seconds
Mo Gilligan's Sofa Mix
Mo gives us our daily supermix, Scott gets a bit angry at the Don't Look It Up Quiz and Listener Henry missed out on his holiday to Australia, so Scott and Chris recreate the holiday experience for him, including a rather thorough security procedure at the airport!
5/13/2020 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 50 seconds
Mel C In The Mix
Actual Spice Girl Mel C gives us a mix from her house and its AMAZING! Chris gives us a Stark Guide to Hull and tributes to our great polititians get in touch - Hello, Matt Tancock and Boris Johannson!
5/12/2020 • 43 minutes, 56 seconds
Niall Horan & Robert The Hoover
Niall gives us a special mix from his place in London, we hear from listeners who believe they look cuter in lockdown and we revisit a classic Stark Guide to the Isle Of Man
5/11/2020 • 58 minutes, 5 seconds
When Scott Met Rihanna
A great interview with Rihanna from back in 2010, where she gave us all the goss on Katy Perry's 'bachelorette' party, her views on Russell brand and what Eminem is reallly like. Oh and did Scott have the courage to call her Ri Ri? Find out.
5/7/2020 • 14 minutes, 14 seconds
Is Chris Batman?
Some classic Chris moments from 2011 like when he auditioned for the part of Batman and when he made his own reality TV show called It's Chris!?
5/6/2020 • 22 minutes, 27 seconds
When Scott First Met The GC
A classic from the archives with Gemma Collins's first appearance on the show in back in 2011. Hear about her becoming a top car seller to what happened when she took Scott out for a night in Essex.
5/5/2020 • 10 minutes, 41 seconds
A Pig & A Fox Play Innuendo Bingo
Scott and Chris are off this week so we take the ooportunity to remember some great bits from the past. Today...Remember when Greg James and Chris played innuendo Bingo dressed as animals?...It's a good'un.
5/4/2020 • 14 minutes, 32 seconds
Luke T & Siannise In The Mix
Tik Tok superstars Luke & Siannise provide us with a mix from their homes, Scott wonders if he is cuter during lockdown, we play great Whoo Game and Don’t Look It Up quiz and look back at Chris’s world famous interview with Mila Kunis.
4/30/2020 • 54 minutes, 55 seconds
The G.C. In The W.C.
Gemma Collins gives us a super mix whilst rubbing her elbows, Quirky Quarantines finds us speaking to the Cornish Carol Baskin and find out which Radio 1 DJ used to deliver pizza in the Don’t Look It Up quiz.
4/29/2020 • 53 minutes, 8 seconds
Joe Root's Mancave Anthems
Cricketing legend Joe Root MBE brings us a mix of some of the best indie songs and even throws one in for team mate Ben Stokes. Plus, Dicky of Dicky's Dribbles is back - still laughing, J.C Stewart calls with some amazing news involving Jennifer Aniston and we look back to the opening of The Scott Mills Bridge at Fleet Services.
4/28/2020 • 56 minutes, 39 seconds
Turnip Shepherds & Cow Bangers
The "Don't Look It Up" quiz is back and question-master Will has some weird ones. Also, remember when Jennifer Aniston was horrible to Chris? We look back and Little Mix's Jade Thirlwall is on the mix from her kitchen.
4/27/2020 • 48 minutes, 51 seconds
Eddie Hearne In The Mix
Oh Go On Then!! Sports promoter and meme specialist Eddie provides us with a filthy dirty R&B mix from his lounge, we learn some of the pitfalls of the new feature on some dating apps, Tap-End re-lives Chris’s first outing to a night club and we find a drumming Welsh Weatherman.
4/16/2020 • 59 minutes, 19 seconds
The Beast In The Mix
Mark Labbett, AKA The Beast, from The Chase gives us a monster mix from his house, Tap-End tells the tale of Chris at the school disco, another contender tries to reach the Beyoncé high notes and The Whoo Game is back with intriguing caller Mike.
4/15/2020 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 38 seconds
Dina Asher-Smith In The Mix
Today's mix from home is provided by the fastest woman in British history and it's a corker! Also, classic Tap-End recalls the story of "Bish Bash Bosh" Chris's exploits in Prague and 1D 10 years on - Scott and Chris choose their favourite One DIrection, X Factor auditions from yesteryear.
4/14/2020 • 59 minutes, 46 seconds
Peter Crouch's Wendy House Anthems
Chris's old mate Crouchy joins us from a Wendy House in his back garden, classic Tap-End brings us a tale of barbecues and theme parks, Jordan North has a Korean sing off with Chris and have we finally found someone who can hit the Mariah Carey high note?
4/9/2020 • 54 minutes, 57 seconds
5SOS Live From L.A
Calum and Luke from 5 Seconds Of Summer give us a mega-mix from their Kitchens in L.A. Also, Scott fixes his own teeth, more listeners try the Mariah Carey High Note Challenge and Ali Plumb lists some of the best comedy movies for you to search out.
4/8/2020 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 21 seconds
Out Out - While In In
Daisy May Cooper AKA Kerry Mucklowe from This Country gives us a Mega Bog Mix from her toilet, We hear stories of listeners having it large on group chats, Ask Me Anything brings a "Goga" teacher and more of you try to hit that extremely high Mariah Carey note.
4/8/2020 • 52 minutes, 1 second
Watford Vs Southampton – The Decider!
Scott and Chris host the R1 Breakfast Show for a week with all the great features of both shows. All The Latest Things - with news about dogs that deliver wine, Better Days Quiz, The Whooo Game, Bangers, Tap-End and old Radio 1 legend, Chappers, joins us to settle the matter of Watford vs Southampton.
4/6/2020 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 14 seconds
Tom From Blossoms Is Bored!
Tom Ogden from Blossoms gives us a tune in today’s Bored & Famous, a brilliant round of The Whoo Game sparks a debate about Piñatas and the tale of a German exchange student is re-lived in 24 Years At The Tap End.
4/2/2020 • 51 minutes, 52 seconds
Pawel’s Gay!
Yesterday listener Bella said thank you to her dear friend Pawel in such a beautiful way that rumours started to fly. Today those rumours are laid to rest. Also, classic Tap-End brings us a tale of Chris and a girl called Maud on a very strange date, JC Stewart sings us a song because he’s Bored And Famous and we play another gameof the great (but flaky in places) Don’t Look It Up quiz.
4/1/2020 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 17 seconds
All Time Low & Goats
Alex from All Time Low serenades us from his farm in Maryland U.S.A – surrounded by goats, we re-live the classic Toga Party story from 24 Years At The Tap End and another round of the super (although slightly shambolic today) quiz, Don’t Look It Up.
3/31/2020 • 57 minutes, 35 seconds
Bored And Famous & The Return Of Tap End
In our new feature Bored And Famous the amazing Masie Peters serenades us from her bedroom, 24 Years At The Tap End returns with a classic story of Chris in a school Assembly, Ask Me Anything brings forward an expert in rude words and the nation’s favourite quiz, Don’t Look It Up, reveals an amazing fact about Boris Johnson.
3/30/2020 • 58 minutes, 13 seconds
Dua Lipa Pop Emergency
The alarm bells are sounding, one of pops greatest, Dua Lipa delivers her new song and chats to Scott and Chris. Also highlights of when Cheryl went up against Superfan Steve, a brilliant Whooo Game and another Don't Look It Up Quiz.
3/26/2020 • 54 minutes, 51 seconds
Rylan vs Supefan Steve
We relive another classic Superfan Steve moment, play radio’s most loved quiz, Don’t Look It Up and one of the team desperately needs a haircut…what are we going to do?
3/25/2020 • 49 minutes, 49 seconds
Tickle Dickie Is Back!
Everyone’s favourite Cider maker is back to cheer up the nation with his amazing laugh, we re-live a classic Superfan Steve vs Gemma Collins, and another round of our big quiz – Don’t Look It Up.
3/24/2020 • 47 minutes, 45 seconds
Don't Look It Up!
Scott & Chris aim to relieve the nation from boredom with a new super quiz called Don't Look It Up! Also we hear an amazing music performance from a top opera singer and Ask Me Anything brings us Terry Turbo - who's fast...but fast at what?
3/23/2020 • 50 minutes, 29 seconds
Free Gigs For All
They’re doing it in Italy and now they’re doing it here - musicians playing loud and proud, from many a balcony, to help cheer the nation. Also, a great Whooo game brings back Mysterious Mike and we get proof that Tom Grennan is really the nicest man in pop.
3/19/2020 • 39 minutes, 16 seconds
Triple Bangers and a Big Bamboleo
Scott and Chris look forward to the time everyone can go out and have it large again, so decide to have it large now with three lots of Bangers and a massive Bamboleo Gap. Also, more of you are confused about what your partners do for work and (for some strange reason) Gareth Malone calls the show.
3/18/2020 • 39 minutes, 33 seconds
The Bigger Awkward Question
Following listener David’s proposal to his girlfriend on yesterday’s show, we also find the audio of the, all important, question to her father. Also, Funny Business is on and someone at Radio 4 has been sticking the boot in on our Chris.
3/17/2020 • 37 minutes, 45 seconds
Will You.....
A listener has a BIG question to ask his girlfriend so gets Scott and Chris to help him out, which then leads to Scott and Chris wondering what their respecitive partners actually do for a living. Cue, awkward phone calls to find out . Also our Ask Me Anything caller plans marriage proposals, but on a massive scale.
3/16/2020 • 31 minutes, 58 seconds
What’s Grennan Really Like?
Tom Grennan is here to review his Live Lounge performance and (whilst he seems really nice) Scott gets the lowdown on what he is really like, from an old school friend. Also in an attempt to support Sport Relief challenger Phil, Scott attempts to climb the staircase in the BT Tower. But how far up will he get?
3/12/2020 • 34 minutes, 45 seconds
The Eilish Acid Remix
Superstar DJ, Bontan has finally delivered his acid banger version of No Time To Die – Let’s Go! Also, pupils from Phil’s school give him encouragement on his Sport Relief mission and Jordan North’s gaff goes down well in the Bamboleo Gap.
3/11/2020 • 38 minutes, 30 seconds
Always Gonna Be Another Staircase!
Pop legend Becky Hill is here not only to appraise her Live Lounge performance but also to sing encouragement to our Sport Relief hero Phil, as he climbs the steps to Everest. Also, we have another round of Funny Business, Scott becomes obsessed with subtitled films and Chris gets misquoted.
3/10/2020 • 40 minutes, 36 seconds
A Thank You For Saying A Thank You For Saying A Thank You
Listener Hannah, who sent us an amazing letter last week, is surprised by the amazing response. Chris surprises Scott with his rapping skills to a classic Disney song and Ask Me Anything reveals an instructor to the stars.
3/9/2020 • 37 minutes, 10 seconds
MoreTiny Beans and Yorkshire Puds
Chris steps ups the stakes by requesting more of your pet names, but this time for your ex! Plus a classic round of The Whooo Game and products mistaken for hand sanitiser.
3/5/2020 • 36 minutes, 5 seconds
GooGoo, Spudge & Pickle
Following Biebers confession Scott asks for some of the pet names you and your partners have – and some of them are truly awful. Plus, Stark’s Guide To Britain is back and we find out all the fun to be had in Cheltenham and Scott offers Chris a personal dry cleaning service.
3/4/2020 • 42 minutes
Double Bangers And No Forks!
Following so many complaints after yesterday’s late Bangers we decide to have 2 lots today – should keep everyone happy! Also, Lauv is here to review his Live Lounge performance, Funny Business brings in some outrageous company names and someone has sent us a letter – IN THE POST! Whoooo.
3/3/2020 • 37 minutes, 32 seconds
The Cockroach Of Radio!
Ask Me Anything stirs up a conversation on Scott’s plans, should Armageddon arise. Also, previous Ask Me Anything caller – the whistling man steps up to our challenge brilliantly, listener Dylan is still rallying support for the U.K’s Eurovision entry and Chris is still buzzing from an amazing win by Watford.
3/2/2020 • 33 minutes, 39 seconds
London Calling!
Scott rallies up support for The U.K’s entry of Eurovision with listeners all over Europe shouting from the rooftops. Plus, The Whooo Game is back, we find a Japanese version of a classic Adele song and (as a response to Chris digging out 90’s Scott clips) Scott gets his revenge by unearthing audio of Chris going all Pete Tong!
2/27/2020 • 40 minutes, 18 seconds
A Pressure Poo Is NOT A Pleasant Poo
We have a listener with a problem with his works toilet, Chris manages to find some classic 90’s Mills and Scott digs out an Ed Sheeran classic – in German!
2/26/2020 • 31 minutes, 52 seconds
Fancy A Mukbang?
Scott and Chris delve into all sorts of crazy questions asked to Lewis Capaldi from radio stations all over the world, and even find a Spanish version of one of his songs. But is it better? Also Funny Business is on and Chris is outraged by a Bangers scandal.
2/25/2020 • 33 minutes, 40 seconds
God Save Our Raving Queen?
Scott thinks all National Anthems are a bit boring so requests that someone “puts a donk on it”. Also, another chef cooks up an audio dish for Chris’s delight and Ask Me Anything reveals the person with possibly the best job in the world.
2/24/2020 • 34 minutes, 22 seconds
Who's Got Greg - The Net Is Closing
All Time Low visit the studio with a copy of their brand new single and the clues come piling in as the search for Greg continues. But, will Scott, Chris and Radio 1 listeners, all over the country, find him?
2/20/2020 • 49 minutes, 55 seconds
Who’s Got Greg? The Investigation Continues…
Greg James has been captured and hid away somewhere, but where? And who by? Scott and Chris, with the help of Radio 1 listeners, Peter Bleksley and various hung over pop stars try to solve the mystery.
2/19/2020 • 53 minutes, 9 seconds
Chris Discovers Next Day Delivery
Chris has left it late to order his outfit for The Brits…or has he?? Also, what’s he going to do about his black eye? Scott has an idea. Chris also books a couple of surprise guests who make Scott very star struck.
2/18/2020 • 40 minutes, 25 seconds
Hi Lizzo, You Alright?
Lizzo is here to review her Live Lounge performance but Scott makes her uncomfortable by just saying hello! Plus we hear the reactions from the partners as they are presented with some weird Valentines Day pressies and Ask Me Anything reveals a man with a furry travelling companion.
2/17/2020 • 46 minutes, 5 seconds
Sam Fender & Juan Sheet
Sam Fender reviews his Live Lounge performance and tells tales of tea round Elton’s. Plus, Chris has a (not so) amazing fact and The Whooo game reminds us of Juan Sheet, a TV legend.
2/13/2020 • 39 minutes, 37 seconds
Tickle Dickie
Cider making Dickie, has a very infectious laugh, so we tickle him in the hope of cheering up the nation. Also, it’s Bamboleo day and Scott & Chris decide to by each other’s partners their Valentines gifts. What can possibly go wrong? This podcast is soooo good!
2/12/2020 • 36 minutes, 14 seconds
Niall Horan - 10 Years On
Since his One Direction days Niall has probably answered every question imaginable but, 10 years later, will his answers still be the same? Scott and Chris put him to the test. Also, Funny Business reveals a very jolly cider maker and is an evening out with a hologram a bit weird?
2/11/2020 • 46 minutes, 6 seconds
Is Anne-Marie A Bit Too Happy?
The last time Anne-Marie was on the show she got the Superfan Steve treatment and her reaction was amazing. We’ve decided that she is just too happy so pull out all the tricks to try and make her cry. Also, Ask Me Anything brings a man from “Far Far Away”, Scott blows popcorn out of his nose and (after their little spat last week) Scott & Chris do a compatibility test to see if they are right for each other.
2/10/2020 • 47 minutes
Love Island Live With Becky Hill
Whenever a drama unfolds on Love Island, you inevitably hear Becky Hill. Well today she was here, so we re-enacted a whole scene, singing and all, in the BBC canteen…Yes, Cringe Time!! Also, a great round of The Whooo Game and find out why one of our team failed to get any takers on a dating app.
2/6/2020 • 32 minutes, 38 seconds
Factory Sirens in Whiffy Towns
Do you live in a town that smells lush? Maybe, because of some factory? Also Scott is thinking of getting a dog but what dog would suit him? An Afghan hound maybe? Well, they do have nice hair.
2/5/2020 • 31 minutes, 43 seconds
Hayley Williams' Self Assesment
Hayley off of Paramour listens to her Live Lounge performance, Funny Business brings some hilarious company names and the man with the best name ever is on Bangers.
2/4/2020 • 31 minutes, 53 seconds
Just Put The Tip In And See How It Feels!
Quirky messages that you see on tip jars – do they make you dig deeper? Also, more of your surprises that go disastrously wrong, a very tasty job in Ask Me Anything and what has Zayne Malik has been up to?
2/3/2020 • 32 minutes, 7 seconds
Hotdog Legs and Filthy Food
We have another chef try and get Chris excited with a sultry food description, another great round of The Whooo Game and - it's January - the last thing we want to see is pics of sun tanned legs and exotic sunsets!
2/3/2020 • 32 minutes, 13 seconds
Touching Encounters and Pointless Compliments
Scott and Chris are a little despondent at a "Pointless" compliment, we get more stories on touching with strangers accidentally and could it be that we have a famous 90's TV star working here at Radio 1?
1/29/2020 • 29 minutes, 6 seconds
Awkward Encounters
Ever had one of those awkward moments when you thought you were talking to someone you know, but turns out to be a complete stranger? Or, even worse, accidentally touched them inappropriately? Many of our listeners have. Also, Its Funny Business day and we take a photo of world famous activist Greta Thunberg to Stupid Street to see if they know who she is.
1/28/2020 • 32 minutes, 8 seconds
Dundee, Dundee, Dundee!!
Radio 1’s Big Weekend is coming to Dundee so there’s only one thing for it! Another Chris Stark Guide. Also, more angry DJ’s have been in touch with tales of annoying clubbers and Scott has an idea to smuggle a “seat filler” into The Brits.
1/27/2020 • 37 minutes, 20 seconds
Act Your Age, Not....
Scott and Chris are still in dispute over the actual size of Scott's feet, time to get the rulers out. Also Jack & Suren from Bombay Bicycle Club review their own Live Lounge and The Whooo Game brings back an old friend.
1/23/2020 • 37 minutes, 24 seconds
A Sticky Fishy Peppery Mess
It’s Bamboleo Wednesday with a great Bamboleo Gap. Plus, more of your weird and nerdy e-mails at work, a Lewis Capaldi styled food description (for Chris to salivate over) and … “Oi Mate…. Oi Mate…. Oi Mate….” - yes, more stories of the annoying DJ hasslers.
1/22/2020 • 40 minutes, 8 seconds
Where’s My Hummus??
Do you get mad or mundane emails at work? Are you a DJ who gets pestered for requests? Have you appeared on Naked Attraction? What would you do if the world was about to end? Do you get off on descriptions of food? If any of the above apply to you then listen to this podcast, if not – well, listen anyway (cos it’s funny).
1/21/2020 • 40 minutes, 12 seconds
Britain’s Biggest Mug Revealed
Scott and Chris are suspicious about Instagram, can it hear us? If so it seems to think Chris likes girls on beaches and ladies dresses! Also they don’t believe in Blue Monday – but have an assortment of clips to brighten your day just in case and Britain’s biggest mug is finally revealed.
1/20/2020 • 35 minutes, 32 seconds
Bouncy Bouncy Whoooper-Mare
A bouncy castle comes into play as listener James hears the story of when he was made, we have another round of The Whoo Game and Stark Guides is back, with all the info you'll need on Weston-Super-Mare.
1/17/2020 • 44 minutes, 7 seconds
Tallywacker Tanning Mist
Scott and Chris wonder what goes on, behind the scenes, on the TV show “Naked Attraction”. Do they really use make up down there? Plus, more contenders for the giant Mug, people who just love being sick and a shock revelation from a Pussycat Dolls song.
1/15/2020 • 36 minutes, 16 seconds
"Are You Into Watersports Mr. Wetter?"
Georgia is “in the radio” to scrutinise here Live Lounge performance, more Funny Business and some people are just plain WRONG! More Mug Nominations call in, hoping to win the giant -head sized mug.
1/14/2020 • 33 minutes, 19 seconds
The Biggest Mug For The Biggest Mug
We have a massive mug and would like to give it to a self-confessed mug; someone who’s behaved badly in the past and are willing to fess up! The stories come in thick and fast. Also, Ask Me Anything reveals a Theme Park ride designer - Wow!
1/13/2020 • 27 minutes, 44 seconds
Free Love At Glastonbury
Arielle Free becomes the first Radio 1 DJ to endure Where Do You Think They Were? as her Ma Jackie recalls a wet and windy night at Glastonbury. The Whooo Game is back, stronger than ever and The Generator is programmed to allocate previous “BBC Sound Of” winners - You could be brown, You could be blue, You could be Mika!!
1/9/2020 • 37 minutes, 39 seconds
Meghan Trainor - Your Lyrics Different Song
Meghan comes in and sings one of her songs, but to a different tune and the result is AMAZING! Also, Scott looks back at some of the awks texts Chris has sent Alan Shearer (not Sugar) over the years and the generator is wheeled out again. This time it’s been programmed to compare you to a National Treasure – Sir David Attenborough or Joey Essex maybe?
1/8/2020 • 36 minutes, 12 seconds
The Love Island Generator
You’ve all played the Disney generator but Chris expands on the idea and builds a Love Island Generator – which sort of works. Also, another round of Funny Business brings up some hilarious company names and we stroll down Stupid Street, once more, to ask what it’s residents would cook a Vegan guest – some nice duck rolls maybe?
1/7/2020 • 39 minutes, 26 seconds
Stormzy Vs Wiley - Mills The Peacemaker
Mills plays Rinder as the Stormzy - Wiley beef escalates, more of your stories of when club photographers have got you into trouble and Ask Me Anything reveals a reader of feet – Chris wonders if an old rumour is true.
1/7/2020 • 38 minutes, 57 seconds
Lewis Capaldi & Highlights of the Year
It’s the last show of the year and who better to spend it with than show friend Lewis Capaldi. Listen out for his beautiful rendition of a Christmas Classic. Also, the Christmas confessions are getting worse with listener Brian getting caught on camera and The Whoo Game brings in a new crazy character.
12/19/2019 • 52 minutes, 53 seconds
Lewis Capaldi’s Rude Review
Hear Lewis’ review of the year, uncut and un-broadcastable. From discussing headlines (was he offered the chance to become a Pornstar?) to whether anything happened between him and Noel Gallagher’s daughter?
12/19/2019 • 11 minutes, 2 seconds
Harry Styles, Rebel Wilson & Steve
Rebel Wilson gets the Superfan Steve treatment, Harry Styles reviews his Live Lounge performance and the last Bamboleo of the year has an extra long gap.
12/18/2019 • 50 minutes, 14 seconds
One Week And A Day!!
More Christmas Confessions with listeners Laura and Jack, who both (like naturists on a rush hour tube train) have very inappropriate crushes. Also, Dermot Kennedy appraises his Live Lounge performance and get ready to wrap yourself in paper - its Magnus Carlsson day!
12/17/2019 • 45 minutes, 23 seconds
Stormzy Is Walking In The Air
Stormzy is here to review his Live Lounge and gives us an impromptu performance of a Christmas classic. Also, we speak to the king of mince pies, Dial-a-Carol is back and listener Luke has got himself in a VERY sticky situation.
12/16/2019 • 36 minutes, 35 seconds
Dwayne Johnson & Kevin Hart Pull Crackers
Stars of Jumanji Dwayne and Kevin are visited by a very weird Santa and Butler, Where Do You Think They Were brings a tale of snow-ploughing in Lapland and The Whooo Game stirs up a little controversy.
12/12/2019 • 44 minutes, 30 seconds
Gemma Collins Vs Superfan Steve
The GC faces what she believes is her biggest fan, or her “Spirit Animal”. Also, do you fancy someone you really shouldn’t…seems quite a few of you do and day 11 of the Whooovent Calendar reveals an old BIG DOG!
12/11/2019 • 38 minutes, 19 seconds
An Accidental Slip Of The Tongue
The debate on whether an actor in a love scene is cheating or not deepens, Chris loses it in Funny Business and Scott composes “A Ode Watford” to celebrate the arrival of their new assistant manager.
12/10/2019 • 33 minutes, 11 seconds
But…Do You Like Chicken Soup?
Example has been accused, by many, of blocking fans on Twitter, so we call him to face the music. Plus, our Ask Me Anything caller dispels a myth about jellyfish and … Are actors actually cheating on their partners when they do love scenes?
12/9/2019 • 33 minutes, 3 seconds
Creepy Crawlies in the Bush
It’s an Aussie special in Where Do You Think They Were as Brad listens to a tale of love in the Outback. Also, another Whooo Game brings out an old classic chocolate bar, we open day 5 of the Whooovent Calendar and we catch up with Rob, our former Fresher of the Week, who got married twice!!
12/5/2019 • 41 minutes, 44 seconds
Andy Murray Vs Superfan Steve
Tennis legend Andy has a superfan! Or does he? Hee hee. Also, we get a special message from Daddy Pig & Freya Ridings and hear of more celebs that have been blocking you and...Well, quite frankly, we don’t blame them.
12/4/2019 • 38 minutes, 15 seconds
Whooovent Calendar: Day 3
More chocolate surprises in your advent calendars (ANOTHER ONE?) Celebs that have blocked you and you don’t know why and Scott reveals the next superstar to meet Superfan Steve, Oh and also makes a mess of introducing CamelPhat.
12/3/2019 • 37 minutes, 45 seconds
Go Home Bounty, Nobody Likes You!
The Scott Mills Fake Boyfriend service has opened once again for listener Lianne, but will her brother be convinced? Also, many of you are having problems with your advent calendars and another Instagram stockpiler turn out to be a rat!!
12/2/2019 • 39 minutes, 36 seconds
Tingle Toes Tony
Listener Simon hears the ins and out of how he was made from dad Tony and it’s CRINGE! Also, we have a member of the team that gathers photo content to trickle feed her Instagram (weird) and another listener believes Scott has been pilfering her Whooos.
11/28/2019 • 38 minutes, 36 seconds
Christmas, Stephen Graham Style
Everybody’s favourite hard-man actor, Stephen Graham adds a menacing twist to your Christmas favourites – and the ladies seem to love it! Also, we speak to another legend – Pete Mills about parking spaces and fact check some of GC’s outrageous claims .
11/27/2019 • 39 minutes, 49 seconds
A “Momental” Podcast
Gemma Collins is here to bring some light to Radio 1 and super fan Nicole from Pontypridd gets to speak to her. Also, Scott is a bit suspicious about what his boyfriend is asking for Christmas and Funny Business goes international.
11/26/2019 • 36 minutes, 25 seconds
Scott Mills, The Sweet Old Lady
Chris helps listener Liz by being a fake boyfriend and rescues an old lady and her cat along the way. Also Lewis Capaldi calls in and treats us to some new melodies and Ask Me Anything reveals a high flyer.
11/25/2019 • 39 minutes, 21 seconds
A Breeze Through The Flaps
Listener Emma has to listen to an “in tents” story from her mum in Where Do You Think They Were, we have a few complaints about the show and suspect that Chris may really be a General.
11/21/2019 • 42 minutes, 28 seconds
A Lesson For Fender
Sam Fender is going on tour and desperately needs his voice to be in top form, bring on top vocal coach Mills. Also Scott & Chris try to think of alternatives for coffee enemas and get obsessed with a Tottenham fan.
11/20/2019 • 32 minutes, 6 seconds
A Christmas Enema
Scott decides to go for a coffee for a Christmas outing and Chris is shocked to discover that they will NOT be drinking it! Also listener Liz needs a fake boyfriend, Kev has confession to make and Funny Business reveals a first class gardener.
11/19/2019 • 33 minutes, 34 seconds
Tyson Fury Is Here
Boxing legend Tyson gives an inspiring pep talk to a listener who’s not having the best time lately and Scott and Chris are trying to organise a Christmas outing involving some very strange beauty treatments. Oh, and you won’t believe what our Ask Me Anything caller has to do for a living!
11/18/2019 • 37 minutes, 27 seconds
Jay Z & The Caribbean Queen
Where Do You Think They Were reveals a classy story of Superyachts and Global Superstars. Also, we play another round of The Whoo Game and there’s a problem with our tune of the week.
11/14/2019 • 38 minutes, 26 seconds
Lewis Capaldi Innuendo Bingo
Show favourite Lewis experiences the wetness in Innuendo Bingo, listener Lydia has an idea for a Christmas hit and it’s Wednesday people! Time to Bamboleo.
11/13/2019 • 36 minutes, 16 seconds
Masie Peters Turns Summer To Winter
Masie is here to winterize some summer bangers, Chris claims to have proof on his theory that people may only be attracted to Scott because of his “celeb” status and Scott makes a faux pas that gets the Emos raging.
11/12/2019 • 36 minutes, 26 seconds
Cuter In Winter?
Are you cuter in winter... or a hairy mess? Plus, Scott & Chris try to help out another listener who’s boyfriend has appeared on another embarrassing reality TV show and Ask Me Anything reveals The Luckiest Man Ever (but why?)
11/11/2019 • 35 minutes, 15 seconds
None Of That Keys In The Middle Business!
Listener Will endures a tale of Tenerife from mum Jan, in Where Do You Think They Were? Also, Niall Horan is here to review his Live Lounge performance, Melissa has a murky TV past and Laura (not real name) learns the hard way about listening to Innuendo Bingo while at the dentist!
11/7/2019 • 40 minutes, 49 seconds
Peter Crouch Innuendo Bingo
Footballing legend Crouchy is in the wet seat for some classic innuendos, listener Harriet gets to hear her boyfriend embarrass himself on an old TV show and an apology goes out to all of the unfortunately named people of the world.
11/6/2019 • 42 minutes, 49 seconds
Ghosts of TV Past
Following listener Emily’s concern over her new husbands dark TV past, your stories come flooding in, from Dinner Dates (whoo) to Sing Date (bigger whoo). Also Funny Business and Bangers reveal two of the funniest names ever and Scott loses it.
11/5/2019 • 34 minutes, 48 seconds
A Dark TV Past
Listener Emily is a bit worried about who she has married after finding out her new hubby was once on a very dodgy reality TV show. Scott and Chris try to help her out. Also, Ask Me Anything is back and is it snowing in Wales?
11/4/2019 • 32 minutes, 13 seconds
England Rugby Prop Joe Marler
England Rugby legend Joe Marler calls from Japan and becomes an instant show favourite and Emily finally gets to date Jamie – or does she? Oh, and it’s Halloween, so the annoying menus come out – Devil Cursed Fish Fingers anybody?
10/31/2019 • 43 minutes, 31 seconds
Trump & Greta Maybe?
Scott & Chris try to decide on their Halloween costumes – a horny Brexit maybe? Also, there seems to be lots of you who listen to the show in the bath (weird) and one of our three contenders is chosen to date listener Emily, live on tomorrow’s show.
10/30/2019 • 40 minutes, 51 seconds
The Search For Emily’s Partner… Continues
More contenders line up to be Emily’s date for Christmas, we surprise listener John with a birthday treat (as he had a rubbish one last year) and Scott is not that happy with Chris’ ad, for the show, in the Southern Daily Echo.
10/29/2019 • 35 minutes, 44 seconds
Chris Triggers Article 69
The clocks have changed, winter is coming and it’s cuffing season, so Chris triggers Article 69 – a bid to find people their Christmas sweethearts.
10/29/2019 • 28 minutes, 8 seconds
Moo Do You Think You Are!
Jordan and Chris explore whether cows have regional accents by talking to Helga – the cow from Leicester. Also, Bangers brings a Festival Special and Chris gets to speak to one on his own super-fans Bea.
10/24/2019 • 32 minutes, 59 seconds
Foals Judge Themselves
Yannis and Jimmy from Foals review their Live Lounge performance, an update on the “Dirty Debs” saga and Jordan and Chris perform a bizarre experiment with their nipples.
10/22/2019 • 30 minutes, 28 seconds
Mind Blowwwwn!
Jordan North is with Chris today for another amazing Ask Me Anything, a new feature called “Mind Blown” and a catch up with listener Greg, who was due to go to his new girlfriends family party over the weekend. Did he mess things up?
10/21/2019 • 36 minutes, 55 seconds
A Hole In One At The Zoo!
Where Do You Think They Were is back with a wild time at the zoo, Scott helps out a listener who’s worried about his behaviour at a family party and another round of The Whooo game. Remember Buckaroo?
10/17/2019 • 38 minutes, 8 seconds
Harry Potter And The Gobfull Of Water
Daniel Radcliffe joins us for an epic Innuendo Bingo, we have a listener test their partner in swipe or no swipe and Bangers reveals a new show favourite in Nathaniel.
10/16/2019 • 35 minutes, 59 seconds
Total Swipe Out
Scott and Chris wonder which way each of their partners would have swiped, if they had met on a dating site, so they call them to find out – CRINGE ALERT! Also, it’s Funny Business day and Scott finds some funny old announcements in the system.
10/15/2019 • 35 minutes, 50 seconds
Spread It!
Scott is put on the spot in the best Ask Me Anything ever! Plus Scott and Chris speak to highly educated people who are actually quite stupid, Chris has a nervous moment texting his mother-in-law and is there a new best episode of Don't Tell the Bride?
10/14/2019 • 44 minutes, 2 seconds
The Ghost Hunt
Where Do You Think They Were is back with Jesse’s mum Pat revealing all about a spooky weekend away. Plus Chris’ Guide to Hull, Fresher of the Week and the Who Game is back!
10/11/2019 • 51 minutes, 17 seconds
Saffron Barker Innuendo Bingo
She’s been dazzling the Strictly audience but can she keep a straight face, Saffron Barker kicks off a new season of Innuendo Bingo. Plus, our Fresher of The Week is getting strange deliveries and someone wants Matt Edmonson to go top less.
10/9/2019 • 37 minutes, 13 seconds
You’re Barred!!
More stories of the places you can’t go back to (because too awks) a lot of you are relating to our Tune Of The Week by Masie Peters and Oxford Fresher Rob gets us thinking about whether you can be clever AND have common sense.
10/8/2019 • 39 minutes, 20 seconds
Oh, Look Who It Isn’t!
Chris has a dilemma about going back to the gym (after skiving for so long). What will his P.T say? Also, new Fresher Of The Week Rob is feeling slightly out of place at Oxford so Scott gives him a pep talk and Ask Me Anything reveals a profession we never even knew existed.
10/7/2019 • 37 minutes, 31 seconds
Boom Boom Boom
Where Do You Think They Were is back and it’s cringe time for listener George, as he hears his dad, Ian recall a fun time on a beach - WITH AN AUDIENCE! Plus, Matt and Molly are here to lay The Whoo Game and we find out who is getting sneaky about getting Glastonbury tickets.
10/3/2019 • 31 minutes, 59 seconds
They Can’t Hear Us…Can They?
We eavesdrop on Fresher of the Week Hanny and his mum Jane as they wait to play The Fresher’s Game, Camilla Cabello seems to be a bit critical of her Live Lounge Performance and Chris has made a trailer for the proposed “Move In With Mill’s” reality TV show.
10/2/2019 • 34 minutes, 34 seconds
#MoveInWithMills
The countdown to B.F moving in day begins and Chris wonders if the goings on at Echo Falls should be a reality TV show. Also, Chris wonders who chased who in the early days of his relationship with his wife and we have another round of Funny Business.
10/1/2019 • 30 minutes, 56 seconds
Scott and That 5:15 Call
Scott and boyfriend are moving in together which can only mean one thing - that 5:15 phone call each day “Are you O.K. my sexy moon face?” Also, Ask Me Anything brings a peculiar tailor, we get the result of another Banana Test and speak to a new Fresher Of The Week – Spread it!!
9/30/2019 • 33 minutes, 25 seconds
That's Roger Amore
Chris Stark shares his remake of That's Amore in a Durham University addition of his Guide To Great Britain. Plus The Who Game, Fresher of the Week and Christmas music complaints.
9/26/2019 • 30 minutes, 38 seconds
What's a Sexy Brexit?
We hear your rubbish claims to fame (wiping Ellie Goulding's toilet seat?) and our Freshers' mum is quizzed... did her daughter do a Sexy Brexit?
9/25/2019 • 27 minutes, 20 seconds
Calling Doctor Toga
Bath Uni is putting on the pressure for Scott & Chris to “Toga Up” for their Fresher’s party so there’s only one thing for it - call Doctor Toga of course! Also, funny business is back with some outrageous company names and Rex Orange County is here to review his Live Lounge performance.
9/24/2019 • 31 minutes, 36 seconds
Royals, Bananas and Togas
We have a new guinea pig to test our banana theory, a new Fresher Of The Week, a new idea involving togas (uh oh!) and a very regal Ask Me Anything.
9/23/2019 • 38 minutes, 43 seconds
The Big Banana Test
We test out a theory about banana eating on listener Jay, Mark Ronson comes in to review his Live Lounge performance and Chris gives a fresher his guide to Warwick University, which is rumoured to have a racist swan!
9/19/2019 • 41 minutes, 27 seconds
Toshers and Knocker Uppers
The Scott Mills CV Clinic has many a job from yesteryear to help liven up your job applications, fancy being a “Tosher”? Also Sam Fender is here to review his Live Lounge performance and listeners advise our Sophie on how to respond to “that message”.
9/18/2019 • 34 minutes, 4 seconds
You Could Be Pam Boleyne!
The Scott Mills Travel Agency is in full swing as listeners advise our friend from the U.S of A on where to visit in the U.K, Jordan North joins us for a round of Funny Business and Little Simz reviews her Live Lounge performance.
9/17/2019 • 30 minutes, 3 seconds
Old Castles and Naked Butlers
Scott and Chris are back from their break with stories of dodgy hair spas and people stripping at weddings. Also, Katy from Chicago is visiting the U.K and needs an itinerary, which prompts the launch of the Scott Mills Travel Agency and we help fresher Lauren make a grand entrance in her first ever Uni lecture.
9/16/2019 • 38 minutes, 11 seconds
Charli XCX Plays The Who Game
Charli XCX is here for a round of The Who Game, we find out what’s in your Fresher’s welcome bags and revisit Rylan V Superfan Steve.
9/5/2019 • 29 minutes, 37 seconds
blanco, Yungblud, Neeps & Tatties
benny blanco gets some of your U.K advice including where to get a kebab the size of a small baby. Plus Yungblud is here and we review his Live Lounge session and Chris gives us a Stark guide of tropical Dumfries.
9/4/2019 • 43 minutes, 39 seconds
Anne-Marie Music Video vs Adult Video
Anne-Marie guesses where certain comments came from. Plus your driving test fails and Friendly Fires review their own Live Lounge.
9/3/2019 • 40 minutes, 30 seconds
Geraint Thomas and the Prince of Pork
Geraint Thomas advises Chris on how to take care of his undercarriage out cycling. Plus an actual Professional Sausage taster aka The Prince of Pork.
9/2/2019 • 30 minutes, 30 seconds
Rylan vs Superfan Steve
Rylan goes up against one of his biggest fans, Eliza Wholittle kicks off the Who Game and we revisit terrifying TV shows including the Demon Headmaster
8/29/2019 • 34 minutes, 41 seconds
How Sorry Is Joel Corry?
Joel attempts to work out which listener confession he needs to apologise for, another Bamboleo Wednesday and our intern's secret recordings are back on
8/28/2019 • 42 minutes, 38 seconds
CamelPhat on 'Colagate'
Scott speaks to CamelPhat about not playing their hit Cola, listener Nicole shares her Reading festival experience and an update from the World Gravy Wrestling Championships
8/27/2019 • 41 minutes, 59 seconds
Guide To Bradford
The latest in Chris Stark's epic Guide To Britain series. Plus the Who Game, an update from listener Nicole and Tidy Friday terror.
8/22/2019 • 39 minutes, 55 seconds
Alexa, Who Is Scott Mills?
Scott and Chris quiz an actual real-life Alexa, our intern gets a Scott Mills show initiation and another mid-week Bamboleo celebration.
8/21/2019 • 33 minutes, 25 seconds
The Dev Sweepstake
There's a sweepstake on Dev for Strictly, but for what?
8/20/2019 • 35 minutes, 29 seconds
The Tim Tam Slam
The chairman of the biscuit appreciation society plus an unbelievable cheating story.
8/19/2019 • 27 minutes, 30 seconds
Return of the Who
The Who Game returns with a fine selection of retro references plus Chris Stark's Guide to Hastings featuring the man with the massive pier.
8/15/2019 • 42 minutes, 58 seconds
Jax Jones Plays Celebrity Detective
Can Jax Jones guess which of his fans is telling the truth? Plus it's Bamboleo Wednesday and we meet Ian the Ian fluencer.
8/14/2019 • 38 minutes, 45 seconds
Why?
Why has a man in America got a TV on his head? Why are Radio 1 Deejays not using their full names? and why is everyone still making up stories for likes? Scott & Chris investigate all of these issues as well as squeezing in a quick round of Funny Business.
8/13/2019 • 33 minutes, 43 seconds
Bloom On A Paddleboard
Have you completely faked a story or situation, online, just to get the likes? Mollie King has. Also we speak to a sporting champion on Ask Me Anything and is it O.K to find friends on dating sites?
8/12/2019 • 37 minutes, 19 seconds
Curtis Pritchard V Superfan Steve
Love Islands Curtis Pritchard gets the Superfan Steve treatment, Scott is having trouble with computers and salad boxes and Chris has new Stark Guide – this time of The Forest of 200 Pigs!
8/8/2019 • 36 minutes, 26 seconds
Is Mills Getting Crabby?
Radio 1’s very own Dev has been announced as a new Strictly contestant, but does that make Scott a bit crabby? Also Chris has a clear out of his locker for the first time since 2013 – who knows what he’ll find.
8/7/2019 • 34 minutes, 35 seconds
What About The Volume Of Your Fingers?
Scott has sent a picture of his hands to a hand modelling expert and the result is less than flattering. Also, we speak to Mark who has applied for every reality TV show ever and hear more of those phrases that drive your partner mad.
8/6/2019 • 27 minutes, 37 seconds
New Teeth and Expensive Hands
Chris reveals that he is a bit self-conscious about his teeth and is wondering whether to buy cheap veneers, cue the angry dentists!. Also the return of the “Doing Bits” game comes to Ibiza we discuss the world of hand modelling.
8/5/2019 • 34 minutes, 8 seconds
Holiday T-Shirt Day is Here
The first ever Holiday T-Shirt day is here and Aussie DJ Fisher and Becky Hill join in the laughs and we hear the stories behind your chosen bangers.
8/1/2019 • 52 minutes, 37 seconds
Holiday T-Shirt Day Is Coming!
It’s the eve of Holiday T-shirt Day so Chris gets some more promo by chatting to Radio One Mallorca. Why not join in the fun? Wear your Holiday T-Shirt to work tomorrow and send in your summer banger requests or holiday stories to [email protected].
7/31/2019 • 30 minutes, 36 seconds
Peeled Prawns & Peanuts
A listener takes on the Bieber verse in Bad Guy, using the recipe for Pad Thai. Also, another round of Funny Business brings a hilarious towing company and we try to promote Thursday’s Holiday T-Shirt day on a Zante radio station.
7/30/2019 • 28 minutes, 46 seconds
Skinny Dipping With Baby Dolphin!
Looking ahead to Thursday’s Holiday T-Shirt Day, we get an idea of the sort of inappropriate shirts you’ll be wearing. Also, Scott worries he may have upset Freya Ridings with horse chat and Chris tries to come up with a new user name for yet another social media site.
7/29/2019 • 28 minutes, 4 seconds
Halibuts Halibuts Everywhere!
Listener Sam is trying to persuade his fiancé to move to Peterborough from Orlando, so Chris comes to the rescue with a classic Stark Guide, even writing a new anthem for the city. Also, Chris competes with Bieber on the Billy Eilish song and the Secret Snog is still unsolved.
7/25/2019 • 38 minutes, 41 seconds
The Search Continues
The Search continuesHide and Seek continues and Scott and Chris get that little bit closer to finding Greg and Grimmy on this sunny Bamboleo Wednesday.
7/24/2019 • 48 minutes, 6 seconds
Hide & Seek Is Back
Greg James and Nick Grimshaw are on the run to a hiding place. Scott & Chris begin the search with the help of Hunted expert Peter Bleksley and Grimmy’s Niece Liv. Also, another round of Bangers and Secret Snog.
7/23/2019 • 32 minutes, 47 seconds
Is It Rihanna Kissing A Dog?
Following all the cringe kissing on Love Island Scott has a brilliant idea for a new quiz "Secret Snog". Plus, the wasted wasps of Zante are on the rampage and listener Bethany finally gets nick-names for her festival T Shirts.
7/22/2019 • 33 minutes, 6 seconds
The Boys Are Out Of The Barracks
The last in the series of Where Do You Think They Were reveals a tale of a Squaddie on a mission; we help to choose the next Mayor of Muff and the names to go on more holiday T-shirts.
7/11/2019 • 36 minutes, 2 seconds
Zara Larsson plays Celebrity Sleuth
Zara Larsson is here to play our brand new game Celebrity Sleuth – which listener’s, Zara related, story is true? Also Grimmy is here for Bamboleo Wednesday and Scott asks Masie Peters if she’s in the money now her tune was used once again on Love Island.
7/10/2019 • 38 minutes, 56 seconds
Funny Business With AJ Tracey
AJ Tracey joins Scott following his Live Lounge appearance to play Funny Business, as he “Loves a bit of immaturity” Also, Is there ever a time it’s good to get down on one knee to ask someone out? Apparently not! And more nightclub liars and a caller you may own Leicestershire.
7/9/2019 • 24 minutes, 55 seconds
One Night In Zante
Listener Annie goes on holiday and decides to become a different person. Plus Craig David on Love Island and Scott's new bangers strategy.
7/8/2019 • 29 minutes, 57 seconds
Cockadoodledoo - It's Top Gun Time!
The most outrageous Where Do You Think They Were yet from listener Ollie's mum. This one involving sturdy furniture. Also James is going to a stag do but needs nick-names for the T-shirts - you don't disappoint with your suggestions.
7/4/2019 • 24 minutes, 28 seconds
Big Muff News
It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and Scott has received a mysterious voicemail** on his phone, more guess the T-shirt nicknames, this time with a rowing team and there’s big news from Muff. (** - Whoooo!)
7/3/2019 • 39 minutes, 13 seconds
Nice Buns & A Concrete Member
Singer, footballer and all round amazing talent Chelcee Grimes calls in to wish The Lionesses success in their big game, a concrete company has one of the best names yet in Funny Business and we try to guess more of your holiday T-shirt nicknames.
7/2/2019 • 35 minutes, 33 seconds
Magic Roundabouts
We have a very interesting caller on Ask Me Anything, holiday T-Shirt weather is on so we find what outrageous things you’ve had printed on them for your hols, and embarrassing times when your parents or grandparents turn up to your workplace - like when you are running the bar on an LGBT night or wrestling a bear for instance!
7/1/2019 • 34 minutes, 23 seconds
Is Wendy A Horse?
Chris is on his holiday messing about with barbecues so Charlie Hedges joins us to hear tales of horses, jodhpurs and riding crops in Where Do You Think They Were. Also, Jack Saunders stops by for a Bangers Glastonbury Special and embarrassing times when parents come to see you at work.
6/27/2019 • 33 minutes, 4 seconds
Freddie Flintoff Innuendo Bingo
Freddie Flintoff is here for some hilarious Innuendo Bingo, tune of the week artist Maisie Peters surprises a listener and we hear some strange requirements in ads for flat sharing.
6/26/2019 • 33 minutes, 13 seconds
5 Seconds Of Summer
Actual 5SOS are here to play Music Video/Adult Video, we finally name the show rat and Scott has developed a mistrust for people whose names end in “i”. Yes, we’re talking about you Vikki and Henri!
6/25/2019 • 46 minutes, 4 seconds
Hero To Zero In Seconds!
After the blunder by Tom on Love Island we ask about the shortest relationships you’ve had. Also, we attempt to cheer up the Wulfrunians with another Stark Guide, the debate about who would suit Scott as a partner goes on as we speak to his mum and Chris is worried about his thigh gap.
6/24/2019 • 41 minutes, 53 seconds
The Only Way Is Up!
Listener Chris finds out where he came from (under the watchful eye of The Pope), mass crisp eater Ashley gets a message from Gary Lineker and who would make a good partner for Scott if things were different? Laura Tobin or Carol Kirkwood maybe?
6/20/2019 • 33 minutes, 38 seconds
Do Scott & Chris have Trust Issues?
The naming of The Rat brings a shocking story that almost starts an argument. Plus, we try an experiment with fried chicken and try to work out what “Discrete Maths” or “Pure Maths” is.
6/19/2019 • 42 minutes, 23 seconds
Rodger Big & The Demon Cuddler
Scott is back and asks about the Tee Shirts you’ve had printed up for your holidays (yes, it still happens!) Also a dog grooming parlour and a plastering business reveal their Funny Business names and our resident Plane Licker returns.
6/18/2019 • 37 minutes, 1 second
A Big Chef’s Kiss
Scott (or should we say Simon) is “pooly” so Jordan North is here to save the day. A round of Ask Me Anything gets a big Chef’s Kiss, we have more nominations for the naming of the rat and do you have a “Bedingfield moment”? A song that triggers an awful memory.
6/17/2019 • 39 minutes, 48 seconds
The JP Cooper Chant
J.P Cooper is here and Chris tries to get “Sing It With Me Chant” going in the BBC canteen – CRINGE WARNING! Also, poor listener Meghan finds out what T&R Time is in Where Do You Think They Were and you know what day Sunday is…but what’s the question?
6/13/2019 • 40 minutes, 38 seconds
Home Of Tulia & Max Factor
Chris delivers the first ever International Stark Guide, we find out that Superfan Steve has an impersonator, and we get a bit carried away with Bamboleo Wednesday.
6/12/2019 • 36 minutes, 26 seconds
Where’s Your Tongue Been?
Another round of Funny Business brings Fanny’s Business, Boomerangs and Prawns line up in the naming of the rat and (because of a strange TV show Chris likes) we ask “Where has your tongue been?”
6/11/2019 • 39 minutes, 7 seconds
What day is Father’s Day?
What day is Father’s Day? Yes – it’s coming but what’s the question? Also Ask Me Anything brings a roller coaster rider with a twist and another listener needs a name for their pet – this time a RAT! We are sure you know a few.
6/10/2019 • 34 minutes, 43 seconds
Simply Dread!
Another listener endures the agony of Where Do You Think They Were in a tale involving Simply Red and Champagne and Chris has discovered something amazing - Dissolvable Swimwear - The possibilities are endless.
6/6/2019 • 32 minutes, 57 seconds
Cheryl Vs Superfan Steve
Cheryl gets the Superfan Steve treatment and it’s CRINGE! Also, why do people’s pets love Scott’s voice and more songs that just bring you bad luck.
6/5/2019 • 33 minutes, 50 seconds
The Drake Curse Returns
We investigate more instances of The Drake Curse, our fake Donald Trump tries to book accommodation in a castle in Blackpool and we have another "dad's eye" view of Love Island.
6/4/2019 • 30 minutes, 24 seconds
A Pompadour For POTUS?
Donald Trump landed in Britain today so we celebrated by getting friend of the show and celebrity impersonator Luke Kempner on, to be the president and try and book a state visit haircut. We got listener Gemeni on, along with her father Simon, as she failed in her attempt to be on Love Island and we wanted to see what he thought of the contestants this year. Also and amazing instalment of Ask Me Anything, where the inventor of one of the best games of all time features.
6/3/2019 • 34 minutes, 42 seconds
Garage Freya Ridings and A Stark Guide to Norwich
Freya Ridings comes in to debut her new track and ends up singing over some garage beats. Plus Chris gives a guide to Norwich for listener Megan and a visit to Arsenal Fan TV.
5/30/2019 • 34 minutes, 23 seconds
Lewis Capaldi Interviews Anne-Marie
Scott & Chris were too busy to interview Anne-Marie at Radio 1's Big Weekend so they sent Lewis Capaldi to do it and the interview takes a very strange turn. Plus it's Bamboleo Wednesday and how do you get over someone you never dated?
5/29/2019 • 29 minutes, 6 seconds
BBC Nudes at Ten
It's a busy one! Newsreader and Welsh legend Huw Edwards reviews Stormzy's Vossi Bop but Chris has a strange request for him. Plus Funny Business returns, Chris visits the doctor, Scott teaches Lewis Capaldi to sing better and Jax Jones goes undercover at Radio 1's Big Weekend.
5/28/2019 • 35 minutes, 6 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Salamader & Swifty
We revisit May 2015 when Chris booked a room in Norwich for "Mr. Salamander" an intimate waxing for Olly Murs and a bowling alley for Taylor Swift. Also, don't forget to subscribe to Kench on BBC Sounds for some classic 24 Years at the Tap End.
5/24/2019 • 28 minutes, 26 seconds
Home Of The Stuffed Kym Marsh
Another Stark Guide, this time to Blackpool, home of a famous waxworks museum and more hotels than Greece! Also listener Max is on to hear how he was conceived in Where Do You Think They Were and his mum charms everyone with her soothing voice.
5/23/2019 • 31 minutes, 58 seconds
More Poly-Bangers
We bring more of your favourite polyphonic ringtones – remember Encore Une Fois? or Babycakes? Also listener Ryan has a problem with his works Instagram and has Lewis Capaldi been on Radio 1 more than anyone else ever?
5/22/2019 • 30 minutes, 31 seconds
Creepy Clive Is Watching
Jackie the pet psychic chats to a troublesome cat who likes to watch owner Natasha in the shower, Funny Business brings up one too many “Poutines” and listener Izzy gets to chat to Sam’s Nan Patricia who gives her a stern warning.
5/21/2019 • 29 minutes, 34 seconds
Scott The Gaffer & Chris The Nana
Could Chris be the new manager of Middlesbrough? Scott certainly couldn’t – we put him to the test and he just doesn’t do angry. Also, listener Sam, who had trouble finding a date, is back so we audition another contender with Chris role playing the part of Sam’s nan Patricia.
5/20/2019 • 34 minutes, 24 seconds
24 Years At The Tap End Revisited
From next week on Radio 1's Kench podcast, Chris Scott wander the rooms and vaults of Scott's mansion "Echo Falls" in the search for some lost tapes. Tapes of Chris's "Autobiography" 24 Years At The Tap End. Every day from Monday 21st May for 12 days, hear tales of strange foreign exchanges, unintended nudity and embarrassing drunken moments in Chris's life.
5/13/2019 • 3 minutes, 26 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Fish Pie Sue & A Cheap Holiday
We look back at May 2013 when Lorraine sat in the wet seat for Innuendo Bingo, we devised a very odd feature called Fish Pie Sue and Chris was booked to go on a suspiciously cheap holiday.
5/10/2019 • 34 minutes, 52 seconds
You French Ambulance Baby!
'Where Do You Think They Were' returns with listener David hearing his dad tell the story of where he was conceived. Plus Chris embraces the role of Patricia, a hard to please nan, to question some potential suitors for listener Sam.
5/9/2019 • 38 minutes, 16 seconds
HRVY Fan or Animal?
Popstar HRVY joins Scott for a game of 'HRVY Fan or Animal' and Dan from Bastille calls in to critique a live ukulele rendition of their new track Joy. Plus someone has made a Dion Dublin Homes Under the Hammer compilation and Chris is away so an actress plays his part for Bangers.
5/8/2019 • 31 minutes, 18 seconds
Home Of The Big Nodding Dog
Another Stark Guide takes us to Huddersfield, Chris also goes to Buckingham Palace to search out all the Royal Baby fans, we have another round of Funny Business and listener Sam is having trouble finding a date, so Scott and Chris offer their services.
5/7/2019 • 39 minutes, 44 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Scotty The Fish & A Rapper On The Loo!
Chris and Scott are here to take you back to the golden days of May 2012, when Chris used to applaud buskers, Scott wanted to be a Mob Wife and be called “Scotty The Fish” and David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff was in guiding our listeners through awkward situations.
5/3/2019 • 38 minutes, 7 seconds
Taylor Swift Talks About Her Love of Stormzy and Bastille Pop In
Taylor Swift talks to Scott and Chris about her new album and her love of Stormzy as they both battle it out for the number 1 spot in the charts. Bastille pop in for a Pop Emergency and reveal the date of their new album. And we hear how another listener was conceived as their parents reveal all in Where Do You Think They Were.
5/2/2019 • 35 minutes, 32 seconds
Line of Duty’s Hard Man Stephen Graham
The man who seems to always play baddies is here and Scott is a little bit scared. He needn’t be though as Stephen is a nice man who likes nothing more than sitting in the bath with his rubber ducks. Also we have a special Bamboleo recorded with the actual Gipsy Kings at The Royal Albert Hall and we look back at the good old days when TV shows were low-budget rubbish - remember Airline?
5/1/2019 • 36 minutes, 19 seconds
Weird Exchanges and A Leg Off!
We speak to more of you who have had a bad time during student exchanges including Sam who was given a sumptuous meal of… cucumber and water soup! Also listener Aniella gets to speak to her old French exchange student Pierre (which is actually Chris in the other room) and a simple Love Island application turns into Scott and Chris fighting over who has the best legs.
4/30/2019 • 37 minutes, 57 seconds
Forget Your Toothbrush
Listener Leanne had some shocking goings on with her toothbrush, we reveal what would get you disqualified in your Love Island application and is Basshunter a superhero in disguise?
4/29/2019 • 32 minutes, 6 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Remember The Sack O Shame?
Chris & Scott look back at April 2014 when they photo-bombed The One Show, they rode the radio 1 lifts wearing The Sack O Shame and Chris inadvertently called Alice Levine a pig.
4/26/2019 • 33 minutes, 45 seconds
Birthplace of the Sleeping Bag
Chris brings another Stark Guide, this time all about Cardiff, but again some facts seem a bit dubious. Also, Ali Plumb guides Scott through the new Bond announcement and more of those typical but odd poses in the photos of your profession.
4/25/2019 • 26 minutes, 50 seconds
Chris Hemsworth & Scarlett Johansson Playground Insults
Avengers: Endgame is looking to become one of the biggest movies ever and two of its stars Scarlett Johansson and Chris Hemsworth are here - to throw insults at each other of course! Also Chris is a bit put out that Scott appeared on Match of the Day and why do DJ pics always have them wearing headphones?
4/24/2019 • 33 minutes, 20 seconds
But I’ve Got Hairs On My Chest!!
Hilarious ways of trying to prove your age when you find yourself out for the night - without your ID, another round of Funny Business and Chris is in big trouble with his mates because he thought it was Monday.
4/23/2019 • 28 minutes, 17 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Little Mix and the Chocolate Button
We revisit another classic month from the Scott Mills Show, this one from 2013 when Little Mix played a shocking game of Truth Or Dare, Chris thought he could make big bucks by selling nude drawings of Scott and TV magician Dynamo played Innuendo Bingo.
4/19/2019 • 33 minutes, 53 seconds
Home Of The Binvolope & Crumbcatcher
It’s all about Brighton in another Stark Guide. Plus we learn how to kiss via the internet and Arielle visits a dog food factory – cue the dog puns.
4/18/2019 • 32 minutes, 13 seconds
Turn It Off! Turn It Off!
We discover why you should ALWAYS check that your Bluetooth is disconnected, more innocent injury stories (including one from Chris) and a very special Bamboleo announcement. Oh, and Sam Smith calls out of the blue.
4/17/2019 • 30 minutes, 20 seconds
Normal For Westeros
Chris tries to explain some Game Of Thrones details to Scott who compares it to living in London. Also, why has Scott has never seen the same film twice? Listener John tells of an injury which raised suspicion in his girlfriend (which does indeed sound very suspicious) and is Drake cursed?
4/16/2019 • 34 minutes, 6 seconds
Throne To The Stars
Arielle Free sits on a loo that has supported many a famous behind in her quest to get Radio 1 on in everyone’s workplace, Listener Lizzie gives her Hen Do Review from the weekend and a man that can do wonders with a worm calls in Ask Me Anything.
4/15/2019 • 28 minutes, 43 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Horses, Bears and Cocks!
What has been billed as a lazy attempt at a podcast actually turns out to be really good. Remember Zoe Ball playing Innuendo Bingo? Remember when Scott & Chris judged horses at Haydock? Or when Bear Grylls got scared by a bear (or rather Chris dressed up as a bear)? Was Zayne Malik ever a bird whisperer? All this happened in April 3 years ago and we dig them all out of the archives.
4/12/2019 • 32 minutes, 33 seconds
Feeling Supersonic
Listener Jamie hears the ins and outs of a supersonic night between his mum and dad in Where Do You Think They Were, Chris brings a Stark History on The Isle Of Man and the debate about where builders “go” rages on.
4/11/2019 • 43 minutes, 4 seconds
Secret Tradesmen Rules
A builder at Scott’s house has him questioning about builders boundaries and also what are their secret rules. Plus, he gives hen do advice for listener Lizzie and an official apology to all pigeons.
4/10/2019 • 33 minutes, 23 seconds
Tarred With The Gull Brush
Scott upsets the pigeon community, we have another round of Funny Business and Gordon Ramsay gives Scott a job interview…as a mortgage advisor?
4/9/2019 • 31 minutes, 53 seconds
Blackpink, Dani Dyer & Superfan Steve
Scott speaks to the new queens of K-pop Blackpink, Love Island’s Dani Dyer pits herself against Superfan Steve A.K.A Chris in the room next door and Ask Me Anything features a man with a strange collection.
4/8/2019 • 39 minutes, 22 seconds
Where's Chris?
Chris is being naughty and can’t be found so Scott is here to bring you highlights of the week from The Scott Mills Show.
4/5/2019 • 24 minutes, 49 seconds
It Happened On The Shagpile
Another Where Do You Think They Were has listener Ashley hear tales of blue shagpile carpets and Chris is away, so Rickie, Melvin & Charlie from Radio 1’s Rickie, Melvin & Charlie are here to help.
4/4/2019 • 24 minutes, 53 seconds
Do You Have A Hot-Point?
Is there a “Hotpoint” your partner has? Some everyday thing that they do that just makes you go YASS! Also, a listener gets a tattoo that leaves us a bit stunned and Chris gives a Stark History of Manchester, but are the facts correct?
4/3/2019 • 37 minutes, 27 seconds
Is That Real Money?
Nicole finally gets to speak to her second hero, Deborah Meaden, Chris makes a blunder on Funny Business that comes back to haunt him and it’s time to get an idea of what the public think Scott does for a living, just by looking at his photo. Flight attendant maybe?
4/2/2019 • 32 minutes, 51 seconds
You Wash What??
The strangest job ever comes up in Ask Me Anything, a caller has a bush problem and what are peoples impression of Chris just by looking at his photo? Scott takes to the streets to find out.
4/1/2019 • 34 minutes, 13 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: With Scott Mills
Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills is Chris's special guest as we relive some highlights of the week and listener Bryony calls in with another tale of when showering together goes very wrong.
3/29/2019 • 20 minutes, 13 seconds
Volcanoes & Hot Tarmac
A tale of volcanoes and tarmac in Lanzarote is heard in this week’s Where Do You Think They Were, we have another Stark Guide telling the history of one of Britain’s major cities and Chris gives Scott a rather unusual birthday card.
3/28/2019 • 34 minutes, 38 seconds
Scottie Mills?
It’s Bamboleo day with an especially long gap and should Scott get a dog? (and if so what kind?) Also, why on earth do people shower together? It’s really awkward. Scott and Chris re-enact.
3/27/2019 • 42 minutes, 15 seconds
Yungblud Is Here
Yungblud is here for a quick game of Music Video or Adult Video, we set another interview for Nicole from Pontypridd and Chris sees an opportunity, during Funny Business, to solve his rat problem.
3/26/2019 • 37 minutes, 27 seconds
Is That A Pepperami In Your Bra?
Are you one of those people who smuggles snacks into a nightclub? Are you one of those people who takes a spare pair of pants on a night out? Or are you one of those people that secretly listens to Radio 1 when you should be working? Confession time!
3/25/2019 • 39 minutes
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Secrets of Southend
More behind the scenes chat and a chance to hear an extended chat with Natalie about Southend On Sea. Plus Chris takes your calls about the week's best features like The Great Escape from a houseboat and John Newman getting a coaching session from Scott.
3/22/2019 • 32 minutes, 7 seconds
A (Very) Quick One!
Listener Simone endures the tale of her conception whilst travelling at the speed of sound in Where Do You Think They Were and after Chris’s accusation that Scott has never had a job, the offers come flying in – answering the phones at Babe Station maybe?
3/21/2019 • 39 minutes, 8 seconds
One Insult After Another!
It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and we speak to a dating app user who was insulted when someone fancied the other person in her profile picture, Scott is insulted when Chris accuses him of never having to work for a living and poor Cheryl who had to swim for it to escape a rather insulting date.
3/20/2019 • 42 minutes, 22 seconds
John Newman Vocal Coach
John Newman gets a vocal coaching lesson from Scott, we have another round of Funny Business and more of your Great Escapes, including an amazing confession from an airline cabin crew member.
3/19/2019 • 37 minutes, 11 seconds
Armoured Goats and Great Escapes
Scott reflects on his amazing weekend singing the Welsh National Anthem alongside an armoured goat. Also we hear of the times when you’ve managed to escape from a tricky situation and felt quite elated and we hear from a world class muncher on Ask Me Anything.
3/18/2019 • 35 minutes, 2 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Jeffrey The Cock
Chris takes some of your calls about the week on The Scott Mills Show, including Harriet who won the honour of naming the cockerel and Garin, a real Welsh Rugby fan.
3/15/2019 • 25 minutes, 21 seconds
Shane Williams To The Rescue
Welsh Rugby legend Shane Williams give’s some useful tips to Scott ahead of his visit this weekend’s big Six Nations clash and poor listener Kelly endures the agony of learning how she was conceived in Where Do You Think They Were.
3/14/2019 • 33 minutes, 37 seconds
Katherine Ryan Plays Innuendo Bingo
Comedian Katherine Ryan sits in the wet chair for another Innuendo Bingo, Scott is furiously trying to learn the Welsh National Anthem and the cock finally gets named.
3/13/2019 • 34 minutes, 37 seconds
Mae Hen Wlad Fy What?
Scott has set himself a task for the weekend and if he fails he will let down a whole nation! Also, we have some shocking contenders in our search for the name of our cock and (after Chris threw a tantrum on a train) we ask for your total meltdown stories.
3/12/2019 • 37 minutes, 38 seconds
More Cock Noms'
We get a few more nominations for the naming of our cockerel, Ask Me Anything reveals a guitar legend and people that but “the-something” in between their names – what is that all about?
3/11/2019 • 39 minutes, 8 seconds
The Lolathon...The Home Stretch
Scott & Chris's 24hr LOLathon is on the home run and the boys are very tired. Will pop star Mabel, comedian Sharon Horgan, News reader Simon McCoy, Michael Dapper, Anne-Marie and Louis Tomlinson help them over the line?
3/8/2019 • 56 minutes, 57 seconds
The Lolathon Goes Into A New Dawn
Scott & Chris's 24hr LOLathon continues. It's morning so all is nice and clean again. Vanessa Feltz, Eyal Booker, Luke Kempner, Tom Kerridge, Ricky Gervais and David Beckham all join in the fun.
3/8/2019 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 33 seconds
The Lolathon Continues With More Rude Stuff!
Scott & Chris's 24hr LOLathon continues with more rude stuff, not for sensitive ears. Scott and Chris start to tire as the night goes on but Alix & Riyadh from the Unexpected Fluids podcast keep them awake with some awful tales of sex going wrong andThe Drag Queen's Den's Glyn & friends make up Chris to be an amazing Queen.
3/8/2019 • 43 minutes, 52 seconds
The Lolathon Continues With The Rude Stuff!
Scott & Chris's 24hr LOLathon continues with all the rude stuff. Not for sensitive ears, the jokes come fast and furious from the likes of Jack Whitehall, John Newman and Radio 1 DJs Cel, Katie, Jordan, Jack Matt and Mollie all having to tell outrageous jokes whilst looking Big Boss Ben in the eye.
3/8/2019 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 45 seconds
The Lolathon Begins
Scott & Chris's 24hr LOLathon begins with lots of your jokes and help from Love Island's Dr. Alex George & Jack Fincham , Top Gear's Paddy McGuinness, Freddie Flintoff & Chris Harris, Queer Eye's Tan France, and T.V legend Emma Willis.
3/6/2019 • 55 minutes, 22 seconds
The Road To The LOLathon – The Giant’s Ring
Chris’s journey around the U.K’s funniest place names almost ends in disaster in Muff. Also, who’s been tampering with Scott’s T.V box? Keith Lemon maybe?
3/5/2019 • 30 minutes, 6 seconds
The Road To The LOLathon - Dick Dancing Lane
Louis Spence finds out that Scott has sent Chris to meet the residents of Mann Wood in Essex. Chris is trying to fill in his Book Of LOL in preparation for the LOLathon and Louis gate crashes the party. We also get a man called Richard to dance in Dick Dancing Lane along to the theme of Blue Peter. We also played a round of Ask Me Anything with a man who used a space hopper to cross the Alps in France.
3/4/2019 • 23 minutes, 14 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: The Snail Master Extended
Chris brings more behind the scenes fun from Radio 1 including the full interview from The Snail Master with an in depth discussion on how snails get down to business. Plus Rag 'N' Bone Man's interview in full and a listener's very nerdy question is answered.
3/1/2019 • 28 minutes, 59 seconds
Pirate Rob & His Sword Fight
This week’s Where Do You Think They Were is a swashbuckling affair as listener Sam hears the story of when he was created. Plus, we launch the Lolathon with Jordan North reporting live from Dick Lane and Lewis Capaldi sabotages Bangers.
2/28/2019 • 39 minutes, 28 seconds
Emily Atack Innuendo Bingo
Emily Atack joins us for another drenching in Innuendo Bingo, Scott gives Rag'n'Bone Man a vocal coaching session and Chris tells us the historical facts (?) about Middlesbrough.
2/27/2019 • 43 minutes, 2 seconds
Nicole Interviews Eamonn Holmes
Listener Nicole finally gets to chat to her hero, Scott is accused of being antisocial because he keeps eating fish in the studio and following the news that Ariana Grande is the most followed person on Instagram, we try and find out who is the least followed.
2/26/2019 • 31 minutes, 57 seconds
Name That Cockerel!
Another animal needs to be named and this time it’s a big cockerel, which prompts Scott and Chris to wonder why there’s so much cheating going on in the animal world. Also, we speak to a man whose activity is quite NFN (Normal for Norfolk) and find out who amongst you have a secret “dirty” Instagram account.
2/25/2019 • 30 minutes, 33 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Extended Nicole
An extended chat with our favourite Welsh girl Nicole is a lot of fun and more Classic Innuendo Bingo with Jack Whitehall.
2/22/2019 • 18 minutes, 8 seconds
In Sickness & In Sunburn
Poor Callum listens to a tale of bad food and too much sun as his dad tells the story of when he was made, we have a surprise for our favourite Welsh girl Nicole from Pontypridd and listen out for a BIG announcement. (No, it doesn’t involve Scott retiring)
2/21/2019 • 31 minutes, 18 seconds
Smooth as an Otter
Nicole from Pontypridd reveals the celebs she wants to interview and practices on Scott and Chris. Plus it's Bamboleo Wedneday, Chris is 'upper average' and is a beard a game changer?
2/20/2019 • 43 minutes, 35 seconds
The Great Escape
Scott and Chris help Greg escape! Plus Scott is having doubts about Bangers and they ask is it cheating if your partner shaves their beard?
2/19/2019 • 39 minutes, 49 seconds
Naked in Greg's Bed
Scott and Chris try to help Greg James out of the #R1EscapeRoom, Chris gets naked in Greg's house and Jesy and Jade from Little Mix offer their support.
2/18/2019 • 39 minutes, 43 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: The Proposal Is Set Up
More Extra bits from Chris including: what was said before Thursday’s on-air marriage Proposal, an extended chat with a listener who won a million and a look back at one of the wettest Innuendo Bingos ever, with our very own Grimmy.
2/15/2019 • 28 minutes, 40 seconds
A Turnip For The Lady?
It’s a Valentine’s Day special with surprises all around, for listener Becky on Where Do You Think They Were, Lauren on Bangers and Jordan North who thinks he is just getting a birthday wish.
2/14/2019 • 35 minutes, 3 seconds
James Acaster & Josh Widdicombe Innuendo Bingo
It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and James & Josh get wet in another round of Innuendo Bingo. Plus, we find out what happened with the Snake's double date.
2/13/2019 • 26 minutes, 6 seconds
Nicole Is Getting On!
Nicole from Pontypridd is back inspiring us all to look at the brighter side of life, we have another round of Funny Business and do you have a Finsta?
2/12/2019 • 33 minutes, 53 seconds
Roses Are Red...
We hear more of your nominations for the naming of our snake, real life snakes with some awful stories. Plus Scott & Chris are writing each other’s Valentine cards and posting them to their loved ones. What could possibly go wrong?
2/11/2019 • 32 minutes, 20 seconds
Innuendo Bingo Classics
Chris' Extra Bonus Podcast with ...err Scott? Where's Chris? Never-mind Scott answers some of your questions about the behind the scenes life here at Radio 1 and we dig up 3 classic Innuendo Bingos from the vaults at Echo Falls.
2/8/2019 • 26 minutes, 21 seconds
The One With The Buckfast
Where Do You Think They Were is on and it’s extra cringe for listener Logan. Plus Chris suspects Scott has been lying about the size of his feet so get out a ruler and some news about Zac Efron that may just ruin your childhood.
2/7/2019 • 31 minutes, 28 seconds
Innuendo Bingo With Davina McCall
It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and IT’S BACK! Innuendo Bingo returns with Davina McCall sitting in the wet seat. Plus the search for the ultimate name for our snake continues with more stories of your horrible ex’s.
2/6/2019 • 36 minutes, 35 seconds
Sorry, Who Have I Called?
It’s Tuesday so More Funny Business. Scott and Chris call businesses with funny names and they are not allowed to lol. Plus they discuss their favourite Piers Morgan promo photos and Bangers reveals some shocking revelations from about N-Dubz.
2/5/2019 • 24 minutes, 41 seconds
A day of contradictions!
We speak to a ghost hunter that doesn’t believe in ghosts, another listener who woke up their partner in an awful way and wants to know if they are a bad person and listener Jack, who said he was not going to date at all in 2019 is on the phone – looking for a date.
2/4/2019 • 28 minutes, 13 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Extra Cringe For Billy
Chris is back with extra! Extra Where Do You Think They Were (more rude bits) and extra Innuendo Bingo (from the archive). Plus Chris answers more of your questions about the day to day life here at Radio 1.
2/1/2019 • 30 minutes, 42 seconds
The Postwoman and the Plumber
It's Where Do You Think They Were and poor Billy has to endure a tale of a plumber with a poem. Also Scott is disappointed with Drake and the Gerry Cinnamon chant takes on a whole new level.
1/31/2019 • 36 minutes, 14 seconds
The Return Of Innuendo Bingo, The Big Reveal
We speak to the ultimate serial returner – she can’t stop buying things just to return them the next day. Also we reveal our first guest for the return of Innuendo Bingo.
1/30/2019 • 31 minutes, 50 seconds
Refunders Beware!
Are you a serial refunder? Buy clothes and send the straight back? We speak to an offender. Plus another game of Funny Business and is someone imitating Chris on Grindr?
1/29/2019 • 29 minutes, 51 seconds
Bohemian Tragedy!
We get reactions to our Instagram live session with Lewis Capaldi and they are not quite what we expected. Plus we have another round of the "Newsbeat" game, listen to you stress over your dissertations and speak to a man who foiled a burglary in Ask Me Anything.
1/28/2019 • 32 minutes, 3 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Classic Innuendo Bingo
From the Archives at Echo Falls Chris brings a classic Innuendo Bingo with Daniel Radcliffe.
1/25/2019 • 13 minutes, 43 seconds
Screen 1 Row C
Another Where Do You Think They Were makes listener Sam squirm as his Dad recalls a night at the cinema, we get the truth about Barry Obama and we have a pop emergency involving Dua Lipa!
1/24/2019 • 33 minutes, 40 seconds
Remember Barry OBama?
Did you go to school with a “Famous”? We get some suspicious sounding ones and we get an update from Rhianna the (lucky?) listener who won a bottle of the show’s own fragrance, “Love You Bye Scott”
1/23/2019 • 35 minutes, 38 seconds
Sigrid V Shazam
Everyone’s favourite Norwegian, Sigrid is here and plays the Beat Shazam game and a caller has a great idea of how to put all the unused phone boxes to good use.
1/22/2019 • 27 minutes, 20 seconds
Hello, I Lick Planes!
Scott has watched a TV show that has made him throw everything out of his house, we speak to a listener that likes to lick planes and wonder what certain popstars may have on their washing lines!
1/21/2019 • 38 minutes, 29 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: More Frolics In The Sand
Chris brings more extra stuff including an extended 'Where Do You Think They Were' where Olivia hears the sordid details of fun and frolics her parents had in Benidorm and the whole un-cut story from Jack and his dodgy text from his ex. Also, to celebrate the return of Innuendo Bingo to the show, we have a classic from the archives at Echo Falls.
1/18/2019 • 37 minutes, 27 seconds
Benidorm Beach Baby
Another Where Do You Think They Were, this time last week’s victim Tom’s sister Olivia hears the grim details of a trip her parents made to Benidorm. Also listener Jack is back to read out a review someone gave him after a date and we speak to possibly the world’s biggest Harry Potter fan.
1/17/2019 • 31 minutes, 53 seconds
Big Bamboleo
It’s Wednesday and we have an epic Bamboleo Gap, Lewis Capaldi sends us something very special and the big announcement that we were going to make but didn’t know what it was? Well we still didn’t know...so we made one up and it seems to have excited a lot of you.
1/16/2019 • 32 minutes, 2 seconds
Theresa May is on the Phone!
She has a really busy day but we speak to Theresa May, we have another excellent game of Funny Business and how did a listener get a date just from listening to our podcast?
1/15/2019 • 23 minutes, 24 seconds
Pin The Trunks On The Hunk?
Scott baffles Chris by suddenly having a knack for footy chat, we find out all there is to know about Extreme Ironing in Ask Me Anything and need some hen party advice? Who do you turn to? Why, Scott and Chris of course!
1/14/2019 • 32 minutes, 14 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: More Capaldi & More WDYTTW
Everyone seems to love Lewis Capaldi after he appeared on the show, so Chris brings you an extended version of his interview. Plus extra naughtiness from this week's Where Do You Think They Were where listener Tom heard the grim details of when he was conceived and a classic from the Mills archive - When Chris Met Jennifer Anniston.
1/11/2019 • 20 minutes, 45 seconds
Lewis Capaldi Sings Miley Cyrus
Lewis Capaldi is here with the funniest interview ever and also treats us to a bit of karaoke. Also another listener endures Where Do You Think They Were, this one involves Toy Story - To infinity and beyond!
1/10/2019 • 31 minutes, 19 seconds
Double Tinder Trouble
Chris has purchased a slightly odd item believing it will be worth a fortune, Bamboleo is back and we hear more of listener Ross' Tinder troubles - but things are not quite as they seem.
1/9/2019 • 32 minutes, 53 seconds
Love Island, Foxes & Fleas
Should Scott go on celebrity Jeremy Kyle and if so what should the title be? "Are you sniffing my pants" maybe? Also, noisy foxes are back, we have another round of Funny Business, and we try and help out some new applicants for Love Island.
1/8/2019 • 29 minutes, 21 seconds
The Return of Meat & 2 Veg
Scott and Chris are back for the new year and there's so much they want to unload. Plus for the new year it's the return of Meat & Two Veg - Chris goes into a strange trance to decipher whether you are a meat eater or a vegan.
1/7/2019 • 35 minutes, 33 seconds
December 28th: The Return of 24 years at the Tap End
Chris discovers his new Uni Flatmate getting intimate with a Sock
12/28/2018 • 12 minutes, 50 seconds
December 27th: Tap End Season Two Episode 32
Chris looks back on his German Exchange in 24 Years at the Tap End
12/27/2018 • 13 minutes
Boxing Day: 24 Years At the Tap End- The Kavos Massage
Chris reminisces about THAT Kavos massage incident in another Tap End Special
12/26/2018 • 10 minutes, 51 seconds
Christmas Day: Year 10 – I’m the Sunscreen
Scott and Chris give you a Tap End as a Christmas Present: Chris goes on Work Experience and does a school assembly and ends with a massive sunscreen incident
12/25/2018 • 11 minutes, 55 seconds
Christmas Eve: Obviously a Halloween Special Tap End
As an extra special Christmas Eve present – Chris and Scott delve in to the Archive and look back on a 24 Years at the Tap End Halloween Special
12/24/2018 • 12 minutes, 16 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Kunis Revisited
Chris has more extra bits including an extended Where Do You Think They Were with listener Sam hearing all the grizzly details of when he was conceived. Also we hear the complaints of the complaints we received when Sir Cliff was cut short and a classic from the archives - when Chris met Mila Kunis,
12/21/2018 • 15 minutes, 21 seconds
Where Do You Think They Were - The Comedy Night
Another cringe fest ensues as listener Sam gets the Where Do You Think They Were treatment, this time involving a half dozen oysters and brown nylon bed sheets. Plus a few more of you bid to win the only bottle of the show's fragrance and more classic 24 Years At The Tap End when Chris attempted to break the world record for eating chicken nuggets.
12/20/2018 • 33 minutes, 27 seconds
A Festive Bamboleo
It’s Bamboleo Wednesday with a really festive gap. Also Chris has a stamp with Whooo on it and is stamping everything, more of you want to get hold of our new fragrance and another classic episode of 24 Years At The Tap End.
12/19/2018 • 42 minutes, 31 seconds
David Guetta v Superfan Steve
David Guetta gets the Superfan Steve treatment and on this podcast we have an extended version as well as another classic episode of 24 Years at the Tap End from the archives. Also Scott has to make an apology to a Knight of the Realm and a few listeners try to get their hands on the show’s new fragrance Love You Bye (Scott)!
12/18/2018 • 52 minutes, 30 seconds
The Return Of Francois The Nose
Francois The Nose finally brings in the finished Show fragrance, but what's it like? Also Scott and Chris wonder how they can help Greg in his quest to provide the ultimate party for young carers (crab costume maybe?) and have you been a "liability" plus one at a Christmas party? Plus special podcast only, bonus archive as we recall a classic 24 Years At The Tap End episode.
12/17/2018 • 43 minutes, 32 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: The Bridge Revisited
More highlights of the week including an extended cut of Where Do You Think They Were with listener Abbey and her French Horn blowing mum, a look back at Claude from The Apprentice's reaction to our show fragrance and some classic archive of the opening of the Scott Mills bridge back in 2016.
12/14/2018 • 32 minutes, 25 seconds
French Horns & Beef Candles
Another listener has to endure Where Do You Think They Were and this one involves an orchestra. Plus the show’s own fragrance is almost ready and Scott wonders if there is such thing as a beef candle.
12/13/2018 • 35 minutes, 59 seconds
Awks Pitch To Claude From The Apprentice
Scott is back and so is the podcast! It’s Bamboleyo Wednesday, Scott’s had the cheapest haircut ever and Claude from The Apprentice hates us and our perfume!
12/12/2018 • 40 minutes, 23 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Do You Have Big Baubles?
Chris plays some highlights of his week with Alice Levine including a game of Wrong Number Right Answer (which he is a bit rubbish at) and some ads for fantasy Radio 1 Christmas Shows that we'd love to see actually happen. Plus, we get another chance to hear his Christmas Song from back in 2012.
12/7/2018 • 13 minutes, 42 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Chabuddy G vs Ellie Goulding
More behind the scenes action from the Scott Mills show. Chris catches up with the latest victim of Where Do You Think They Were? and shares highlights from the show including Chabuddy G vs Ellie Goulding.
11/30/2018 • 29 minutes, 6 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Chabuddy G Does Planet Girth
Chris speaks to florist Helen who reveals more funny messages people send with flowers and plays a trailer for an idea he had that was never broadcast - Chabuddy G: Planet Girth.
11/23/2018 • 26 minutes, 53 seconds
WDYTTW - The One With The Boat
George Ezra was in the Live Lounge today and saw Scott & Chris do something quite rude. Also another listener gets the Where Do You Think They Were treatment, this one involving boats we find out what “millsing” means from a couple on their honeymoon.
11/22/2018 • 33 minutes, 13 seconds
I Have The Same Pants! Lol
Jax Jones plays a game in which he has to guess whether a comment was made about his video or a saucy adult video. Plus we have another round of Funny Business and more song lyrics that NEVER happened!
11/20/2018 • 25 minutes
Rita Ora v Superfan Steve
It’s time for Rita Ora to get the Superfan Steve treatment, we do some market research on our new show Eau De Cologne, but Chris sabotages the exercise and Did Adele really set fire to the rain? We question more suspect lyrics in songs.
11/19/2018 • 30 minutes, 29 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Kitty and the Kebabs
More behind the scenes action from the Scott Mills show. Chris chats to listener Kitty about her online review fail and catches up with Scott ahead of the weekend.
11/16/2018 • 26 minutes, 57 seconds
The One With The Curry
Do you have a go-to place or routine for first dates? An ice-hockey game maybe? Also, listener Mikey goes through the agony of Where Do You Think They Were – this one involving curry and more ridiculous pop lyrics that NEVER HAPPENED!
11/15/2018 • 33 minutes, 44 seconds
Lewis Capaldi Plays Music Video or Adult Video
Lewis Capaldi road tests a new game made up by one of Chris’s mates. We also hear about lots of inventive ways in which people have tried to slip you their phone number, which makes Scott & Chris both realise that it’s never happened to them (sad face).
11/14/2018 • 37 minutes, 15 seconds
It's Not Mayfair Mate!
Reviews of nightclubs tend to be really bad, and funny. We read out some of the best ones. Also, Scott has been sending late night DMs to Scarlett Moffatt, Chris has a new addition to the bedroom and we play another round of the Homes Under The Hammer game.
11/13/2018 • 33 minutes, 6 seconds
Zara Larsson V Superfan Steve
Zara Larsson (or should we say Lardon?) falls victim to Super-fan Steve and this time it’s very awkward. Also “Man hid pork down trousers” - It can only be more local news stories, this time from the Isle of Man.
11/12/2018 • 28 minutes, 10 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: LL Mouse Update
Chris brings the latest news on the Live Lounge Mouse, intern Leila chats about playing Ukulele to Dan from Bastille, more of the Radio 1 Emergency links and What was going on at the end of Wednesday’s podcast??
11/9/2018 • 31 minutes, 19 seconds
All Aboard The Love Train
We bring another super cringy Where Do You Think They Were? and this one involves getting “bendy” on a train. Also Nicole from Pontypridd is back and we have a special favour to ask her.
11/8/2018 • 36 minutes, 16 seconds
Charli XCX V Superfan Steve
Charli XCX is the next victim to go up against Superfan Steve. Plus it's Bamboleo Wednesday, we have a full remix of One Pound Fishman's Michael Jackson song and more of your local news including Elvis the ASBO Parrot!
11/7/2018 • 37 minutes, 30 seconds
A Ukelele Playing Intern and a Rampaging Seagull.
Dan from Bastille and Marshmello get to hear Radio 1 intern Leila’s amazing ukulele playing, Scott discovers Pete & Bas the OAP MC’s and Gulliver, the hooligan seagull is on the rampage…it can only be more of your local news!
11/6/2018 • 30 minutes, 1 second
Harriet, The Diva Donkey
Chris was Best Man at a wedding over the weekend but wonders why everyone was asking him stupid questions. Also our Bangers stats guy is back, an opera singing Donkey turns up in your local news, Chris has a moth problem and we have another round of the Homes Under The Hammer game.
11/5/2018 • 33 minutes, 51 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Always Available For Sniffing
More behind the scenes action from the Scott Mills show. Chris discusses his shopping phobia with Scott and catches up with new intern Leila about the sniffing incident. Plus highlights from the show including Where Do You Think They Were and Superfan Steve.
11/2/2018 • 31 minutes, 44 seconds
Anne-Marie & Where Do You Think They Were?
Today the show comes from The London Eye, which is very high and Scott doesn't like it one bit. Also Anne-Marie speaks to a super fan (who turns out to be Chris having a laugh) and another listener goes through the agony that is - Where Do You Thing They Were?
11/1/2018 • 33 minutes, 19 seconds
Devil's Fingers & Ketchup Please!
Scarlett Moffatt is here for a Halloween special of the Whoooo Game, we find some absurd Halloween names on food dishes and we speak to a ghost and a ghosted.
10/31/2018 • 38 minutes, 24 seconds
Mouse In Da House
The saga of the massive Live Lounge mouse continues, we have another round of Funny Business (will Scott or Chris laugh) and what is your Facebook rule for accepting friend requests?
10/30/2018 • 25 minutes, 50 seconds
The Smell Of Fear
Francois The Nose is finally here, but can he smell fear? Also listener Zoe is furious because her husband stole her fourth finger and producer Will reaches up for the stars.
10/29/2018 • 31 minutes, 35 seconds
The original Netflix & chill
We hear another cringe Where Do You Think They Were & do people sit on the loo backwards?
10/25/2018 • 35 minutes, 12 seconds
Sexy Halloween
Jack & Jack pop in to play 10 Seconds To. Plus, another round of Bamboleo!
10/24/2018 • 31 minutes, 56 seconds
Francoise the nose
Scott & Chris look further into making a perfume before x-mas. Plus, more Funny Business!
10/23/2018 • 32 minutes, 20 seconds
Do Boys Wipe..?
Scott answers listener Danni's question and The Homes Under The Hammer game returns!
10/22/2018 • 36 minutes, 36 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: How Chris Met Scott
More behind the scenes action from the Scott Mills show. Chris talks about the first time he met Scott and catches up with Good News Jamie to check he’s done his homework.
10/19/2018 • 29 minutes, 3 seconds
HRVY & Where Do You Think They Were
HRVY is here for a game of 10 Seconds To, Chris has some theories about The Apprentice and Listener Emily suffers a game of Where Do You Think They Were.
10/18/2018 • 32 minutes, 7 seconds
Smelly New Balls Maybe?
Scott and Chris are amazed to see their old mate BJ from Zante on T.V. They also look into mysterious airport hotels and do some market research on what their brand of perfume should smell like, new tennis balls perhaps?
10/17/2018 • 37 minutes, 23 seconds
Eau De Tap End or Bingo Juice?
Celebrity perfumes a back for Christmas and listener Sophie is fuming about it! Then Chris has an idea that could bring in millions. Also companies with more LOL names in another game of Funny Business.
10/16/2018 • 27 minutes, 48 seconds
We're running out of music..!
It's going to happen eventually, Scott & Chris prove that we're running out of music.
10/15/2018 • 26 minutes, 15 seconds
Oh no...Grandma Joyce was there?!
Poor Dylan finds out from mum, Paula that his grandma was there when he was made..!
10/11/2018 • 30 minutes, 28 seconds
Freya Ridings Vocal Coaching Session
Scott gives Freya Ridings one of his world famous vocal coaching sessions, but are you posh enough to hear it? Also listener Jess has a problem she needs Scott's help with and another animal gets to choose the banger.
10/10/2018 • 32 minutes, 2 seconds
A Shop Called BJs
A new game of Funny Business has Scott and Chris crying as they hear more hilarious shop names from around the country. One of our famous listeners phones in as her husband annoys her by mimicking her Scottish accent whilst he tells her off. A horse is the judge in today’s bangers, and listener Adam got a tattoo on his hand of the entry stamp for his local nightclub so he wouldn’t have to pay entry. A decision he regrets. Terribly.
10/9/2018 • 25 minutes, 2 seconds
Freckles Are Where??
Misheard song lyrics, phantom flatmates, half-marathon toilet breaks and weekend blowouts! It can only be another Scott Mills Daily. What other shows get a dog to choose the banger?
10/8/2018 • 31 minutes, 32 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Beds and Bangers
More behind the scenes action from the Scott Mills show. Chris catches up with Becca of millennium conception fame and answers your nerdy and not so nerdy questions about the show.
10/5/2018 • 24 minutes, 4 seconds
Jason Derulo Vocal Coaching
Jason Derulo may have sold 30 Million records worldwide but that doesn't mean he can't improve - well that's according to Scott who gives him some vocal coaching and we have another round of Where Do You Think They Were and it's a classic.
10/4/2018 • 30 minutes, 21 seconds
Olly Murs Does It With His Eyes
It's Bamboleo day and Olly Murs is here to defend himself from accusations of being overly flirtatious with his eyes. Also, did S Club 7 put an "UP" in their hit song Reach at last night's gig and Scott completely loses it, in another round of Funny Business. If you have anything you would like to share with the show get in touch - [email protected].
10/3/2018 • 29 minutes, 11 seconds
Up or No Up? That Is The Question.
The big debate about the words to the S Club 7 classic Reach continues, so Scott gets word straight from the horses mouth (err, not that we are calling Tina Barrett from S Club 7 a horse!) Also Nicole from Pontypridd returns with tales of her adventures in Amsterdam.
10/2/2018 • 26 minutes, 21 seconds
Reach Up For The Stars!
Why do people in Chichester not know the words to Reach by S Club 7? Plus, did listener Georgia get revenge on her boyfriend that she's lost to a video game? and petty weekend arguments you have with your partner.
10/1/2018 • 27 minutes, 1 second
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Doing What With Christmas??
Another behind-the-scenes look at Radio 1 including podcast descriptions that go worng, a chat to Nicole who's about to board a plane for the first time ever and more answers to your nerdy questions
9/28/2018 • 23 minutes, 53 seconds
Jack Whitehall in Where Do You Think They Were?
Jack Whitehall and his dad join us for a Celebrity Where Do You Think They Were? Plus, we have some more travel tips for Nicole from Pontypridd who's never been on a plane or abroad in her life and a 3 FOOT long pig in blanket that we just have to show off about.
9/27/2018 • 35 minutes, 50 seconds
Scott - You Big Soppy Custard Cruncher!
We had an influx of complaints about Scott playing a Christmas song yesterday and why is there a “husband calling” competition in America? Plus, are you one of those people about to be abandoned by your partner because of a video game?
9/26/2018 • 29 minutes, 26 seconds
Time For Pigs In Blankets?
So many questions! Do people on the street think Scott's drinking wee? Are pigs-in-blankets getting out of control? Has listener Adam achieved his goal of having eye sex with 50 Cent? and how did the lady obsessed with Christmas get through on the phone again?
9/25/2018 • 27 minutes, 40 seconds
Hello, Tony's Tackle Here!
Scott & Chris were in for Greg on Radio 1 breakfast because Greg only went and got married! Also, Scott desperately tries to avoid any Bodyguard spoilers, Kate Silverton sounds like a car alarm on Strictly and we play a game called Funny Business - it's calling businesses with funny names.
9/24/2018 • 46 minutes, 8 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Mick's On The Telly!
Chris catches up with Scott on the set of Strictly, speaks to listener Nicole (who's never been on a flight,) about her family's reaction to her being on the radio, plus Good News Jamie spits a few bars.
9/21/2018 • 22 minutes, 37 seconds
Couscous Omlette Anyone?
Isn't it annoying when restaurants discontinue your favourite dish? Also when you are a fresher at Uni the last thing you have time for is to cook properly which results in some very weird dishes being conjured up.
9/21/2018 • 23 minutes, 8 seconds
Dress Up and Salute The Pilot
It's Bamboleo Wednesday and we speak to Nicole from Pontypridd who's never before been on a plane and when your parents set you up on dates.
9/19/2018 • 33 minutes, 19 seconds
The Return Of The Freshers Game
More ridiculous places you've had arguments, pre-drinks in garden centres, Harry Styles' new image and student Max and his mum play the Freshers Game.
9/18/2018 • 33 minutes, 35 seconds
Number 38? - Perfect Date!
Have you ever been convinced that a famous is staring from the stage straight into your eyes? Plus Cuffing Queen Kate is back to tell of the last few dates before she found The One and where is the worst place possible to be having a massive argument with your partner.
9/17/2018 • 30 minutes, 33 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: A Giraffe Walks Into A Bar…
More behind the scenes stuff from The Scott Mills Show. Find out why Scott had an argument on a plane, hear Good News Jamie’s extra-long giraffe joke and Ella from this week’s “Where Do You Think They Were” tells of how the fame went to her parent’s heads.
9/14/2018 • 30 minutes, 30 seconds
Where Do You Think They Were - Gold Edition
All of Scott’s show, without the music! Innuendo Bingo, prank calls, Chris’s stories, listeners’ dilemmas, Real Or No Real, stupid games: it’s all here for you, five days a week.
9/13/2018 • 32 minutes, 7 seconds
Real Men Wear Bow Ties!
Beware of men with small hands! What rubbish dating advice you been given from your dad? Plus, Peter Crouch gets to join a listener's WhatsApp group, our cuffing queen Katie is back with more dating stories, Chris misunderstands the meaning of "Going Dutch" and It's Bamboleo Wednesday. so listen out for your favourite clips in the gap.
9/12/2018 • 33 minutes, 20 seconds
A Footballer Walks Into A Bar...
We send footballing legend Peter Crouch to a bar to tell some jokes to find out if he really is the funniest man in sport. Also our cuffing queen Kate is back with some more of her dating stories, listener Dave and his mates have an amazing WhatsApp group and do girls really look at your feet on a first date?
9/11/2018 • 34 minutes, 56 seconds
Cuffing Queen: A Diary Instalment
Kate from Devon, our Cuffing Queen dated 38 different men in 2 months to find a boyfriend before winter last year. On date number 38, she found her true love. But, she wrote a review of every single date. Today she starts the countdown and reads the first 4 entries, including a Prosecco King!
We also recap what happened when Gemma Collins made an appearance on Celebrity Master Chef on Friday. We also speak to Paul who is part of a whatsapp group where by only recordings of the participants farts are sent.
9/10/2018 • 33 minutes, 37 seconds
Conceived On A Bridge: A Bridge Baby’s Tale
Listener Jessica discovers she was conceived on a bridge when she plays Where Do You Think They Were? In turn she receives a happy birthday message from all her favourite BBC Radio 1 presenters. Jax Jones popped in to deliver his montage of farts. A fartage. This was inspired by a guy in America who filmed himself farting over a 6-month period. He got the sack from his employer, so we stand with him in support. We in turn, give Jax Jones a gift, our Ring Ring (Donald Trump Edit), mixing clips of Trump failing to connect to the new Mexican president on the phone.
Meanwhile, Chris plays a genius prank on Scott because after 27 days he has still not returned the suit Chris hired for him. Chris drafts in Dotty to call Scott, pretending she works for the suit company and that Scott has racked up a bill over £1000 in late returned fines.
9/6/2018 • 36 minutes, 9 seconds
38 Dates Later: Cuffing Season Special
We speak to a listener who went on 38 dates with 38 different boys to get a boyfriend for the winter. She succeeded on the last one, after writing reviews on EVERY SINGLE ONE!
Chris discovers his wife is watching TED Talks on relationship advice, and we learn more about the amazing new series of Don’t Tell The Bride.
9/5/2018 • 36 minutes, 14 seconds
I’m Single And I Love It - 04 sep 18
We speak to listeners who are happily single, and even stump Scott and Chris as to why being in a relationship is so great. Greg James’ pasty gets sent up and down a ski slope as it makes its way from Cornwall to Aberdeenshire and Chris rediscovers the TV show Don’t Tell The Bride.
9/4/2018 • 30 minutes, 44 seconds
Pasty On A Rollercoaster - 03 Sep 18
As Greg James sends a pasty from Cornwall to Aberdeenshire via listeners. One of those takes it on a rollercoaster.
Also, Donald Trump struggled to put through the New Mexican president to his phone, which lends itself very nicely to Jax Jones’ Ring Ring song.
Speaking of Jax Jones, he’s been sending videos of him farting. All explained in today’s podcast.
9/3/2018 • 32 minutes, 53 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Embarrassing scenes at Radio 1
Chris takes you behind the scenes of a week of embarrassing scenes at Radio 1 - for him and Scott on stage with Deaf Havana at Reading Festival, and for listener Sam who was the first victim of the Happy Birthday game. Chris also speaks to Jack Saunders who starts his new show at Radio 1 next week, and catches up with Good News Jamie. Plus listeners questions answered goes back in time to 24 Years At The Tap End (whoooo).
8/31/2018 • 38 minutes, 33 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: What swear words can't we say?
Chris is back with his behind-the-scenes podcast. Chris talks to Jordan North about which swear words he'd love to say on air but can't. He also catches up with listener Brad whose speakers blew on Bangers, speaks to Good News Jamie, and answers listeners questions.
8/24/2018 • 38 minutes, 15 seconds
Sending My Best, Honey! - 22 Aug 18
Chris is off sick so Scott calls to make him even sicker and the things you say just to annoy your partner. Plus, Liam Payne's dad is back in touch, Slaves call us after someone disgraces themselves at their gig and Scott is starting to get nervous about his Reading festival appearance this weekend.
8/22/2018 • 28 minutes, 50 seconds
Penguins, Pizza's and Pete - 21 Aug 18
Is there really such a job as "Penguin Erector"? Plus, how people dated by video in the 80's, a listener who loves pizza even more than Chris and why Scott could never go out with Pete Davidson!
8/21/2018 • 37 minutes, 31 seconds
Chris's Friday Extra Show: Answering all your Radio 1 questions
Since there’s no show on Fridays anymore, Chris thought he’d make his own podcast to put in the Friday slot. Chris reviews the week with show favourite Good News Jamie, and calls back Nathan the Boring Story Guy to find out how his week has been since being on the show. He calls Greg James to ask him about the new breakfast show, and he answers a load of behind-the-scenes Radio 1 questions you’ve always wanted to ask.