We made it, folks. We got all the way to Ep. 400... and we just can't go any further. Please enjoy this final episode of One Two Three Jokes and stay subscribed as we steadily rerelease our old episodes as well as past bonus content originally only available to Patreon subscribers!   Thank you to everyone who supported the show in whatever way you did and we hope you enjoyed it. If you see us out on the street, don't hesitate to say hi and drop some spare change in our hats as we do jokes for food.

It's all bueno in this episode featuring raw dogging (not that kind), a bilingual drone, and a cool mayor.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Put some gel on it and enjoy this episode featuring lots of coffee, the Kentucky meat shower of 1876, and God's realness (or lack thereof).   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Sarah Smeh voices her approval for this episode featuring dog perfume, an old Disneyland ticket, and pooping (or not pooping) on the beach.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our guest, Sarah Smeh shows off her acting chops as we joke about Will Smith's brush with the paranormal, cheap Chinese secrets, and wax Lincoln taking the heat.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Matt Weir is back and the timing couldn't be better! We've got a lot to celebrate in this episode featuring vending machine bullets, junk food-eating mice, and a depressed bear.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We've got Olympics fever! Meaning the judging is suspect and we're all having sex with each other in this episode featuring criminals in cats' bodies, Rihanna in Hell, and a bird in a tortilla. And our guest, representing the United States of America... Matt! Weir!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our very good friend, Eric Hughes is back at it again in this episode featuring Beavis graffiti, Kevin Bacon undercover, and batty weather in Arizona!   Check out Eric's record label HERE!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The sixth man of One Two Three Jokes, Eric Hughes jumps into the game in this episode featuring a dinosaur poop museum, A.I. stress relievers, and disappearing ghosts. Also featuring an appearance by a very special birthday boy!   Check out Eric's record label HERE!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We've got questions... and we also have answers in this special episode where we forgo the usual format and get to know each other a little better.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our producer, Vanessa Flores has heard enough! She shows us how it's done in this episode featuring a birth at the Golden Corral, a drunk teacher, and Uber... with guns.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We've got no complaints about this episode featuring a rowdy resort town banning penis costumes, Chick-fil-A day camp, and beer made from killer bees.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Diana Ochoa is our guest once again, but this time she's competing against resident jokers, Bob and Jeremiah! However, battle lines are drawn elsewhere in this episode featuring drugged fish, bones under a house, and a reality show for virgins.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The very funny Diana Ochoa sits in the judge's seat on this episode featuring Optimus' crime, a connected Amazonian tribe, and DIY poop.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Comedian and music mogul, Eric Hughes remains in the guest chair for this episode featuring a fun shooting range, a concerned citizen, and a fire-breathing robot dog!   Check out Eric's record label HERE!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Eric Hughes is back for another go in this episode featuring a boat painting, a pub for the older crowd, and women beating the ground with sticks. Comedy so good, you'll need a new pair of shorts!   Check out Eric's record label HERE!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

As Bob returns from his trip to the Motherland, we dip into the archive to give you your weekly fix of One Two Three Jokes content!   Originally released on 5/29/2021, Ep. 269 (BF3K) features stories about the anti-maskers' dilemma, a fellow teen, and a screen name that we just can't stop talking about. According to the numbers, this episode is EXPLICIT.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

For God so loved the world, he gave you this episode featuring a spend-happy priest, sexsomnia, and locusts ravaged by fungus. Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Communication is key in this episode featuring baby talk in relationships, Beer Can Island, and what to do with your body when you're dead.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The lovely crew of Nic Ochoa, Tyler Ochoa, and Chris Farris from Patent Pending Sketch Comedy join the sketchy crew of One Two Three Jokes in this episode featuring a dead uncle, a friend's amputated legs, and an A.I. pageant!   Be sure to see Patent Pending Sketch Comedy LIVE on May 17th, 18th, and 19th at the Desert Stages Theater in Scottsdale, AZ! Get your tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're in a new setting this week! But the comedy is familiar in this episode featuring a backyard baseball field, a teacher playing sick, and illegal butt injections.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

How will the points shake out with Ric as our guest judge? To be honest, we still don't really know and we experienced it first-hand. Maybe you can make sense of it in this episode featuring a home gun store, a fake service dog, and criminals with LEGO faces.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue! We're all warmed up and ready for whatever goes down in this episode featuring a real estate mistake, what's considered sex, and a beer that's insensitive to people with sensitivities.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Silence your notifications so you can listen to this episode featuring parents blowing up their kids' phones, a nude woman in the library, and an interesting name for a baseball team.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's a g'day for comedy, mates! We've got an Australian-themed episode for you featuring the Titanic 2, an unorthodox method to relieve pain during child birth, and the cost of taking your baby to the Pink concert. Throw another Vegemite on the Bluey, ya crikeys!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's a numbers game in this episode featuring noisy fish sex, a generous Tooth Fairy, and Tesla's canceled pie order.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

When the cat's away, the rats will be VERY excited about it. Join our Midjouney into madness in this episode featuring a parked helicopter, nude bowling, and the science behind a rat's dck.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're once again joined by our good friend, Eric Hughes (he's practically family at this point) in this episode featuring Kevin Bacon and his cousin, a text-happy judge, and some delicious toothpicks!   Be sure to check out Eric's record label, SlyVinyl Records!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Maybe it's because our good friend, Eric Hughes has returned or maybe it's because we've had too much candy, but whatever the case, we're in a world of pure imagination in this episode featuring a mom on OnlyFans, teachers winning the lottery, and a principal taking his unfair share of coffee.   Be sure to check out Eric's record label, SlyVinyl Records!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Secrets are revealed in this aromatic episode featuring Dorothy's ruby slippers, affordable house-hunting in Beverly Hills, and the need for more babies. And don't forget to shut the fridge door!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our new friend, Rachael VanLandingham is just here for the vibes in this episode featuring funny freeway signs, stolen cups, and sexy Jesus.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're setting fire to all the good will we've built in this episode featuring The Penguin Bandit, the Cybertruck's frunk, and a Goodwill in need of donations.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.  

It's tee time and we've got stories about a flamin' hot work environment, an allegedly old dog, and a woman's patchwork family in this (somewhat) golf-themed episode!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's just us husky gentlemen runnin' like clydesdales in this episode featuring an exploding toilet, an expensive envelope, and a stolen car that gets stolen!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Maybe it's the hundies in our undies, but we're walkin' funny on this episode featuring a money-hungry dog, an after-school Satanic club, and emergency Eeyore.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're trying to get rid of those extra pounds this year, but it's tough with stolen Dr. Pepper syrup, French Krispy Kreme, and Doritos liquor tempting us at every turn!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our first new episode of the new year and we've got unlimited shrimp, discount thieves, and a fake country! Don't fill up on biscuits!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

This week, we dip into the archive for some classic One Two Three Jokes! Fresh of off our 300th episode, we call upon our good friend, Reuben Gonzalez to help us kick off another hundred with dildo shoes, Golden Girls food, and the titular cocaine-addicted sewer monkeys (September 2022).   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Christmas is over, but we're still wrapping things up! As 2023 comes to a close, we take a look back at the year that was and with the help of a psychic chicken's eggs, we look ahead to what 2024 has in store for us... Can we be honest with you? This episode is mainly for us. We want you to listen, of course! But if you're a first-timer, you might be better served listening to a previous episode before this one. Just a suggestion!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Ho ho ho! Merry podcast! It's a (mostly) holiday-themed episode featuring contaminated chicken nuggets, what to to tell kids at Christmas, and a runaway Roomba.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The team is back to full strength and we're ready for Regionals in this athletic episode featuring a stranded linebacker, an intimate encounter with a golf ball, and post-game baptisms!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The Krafts are back for this episode featuring a non-violent Homer, Neil deGrasse Tyson's brush with stripping, and renting a hitman online.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

10 years and counting! We begin a new decade of podcasting by having our good friend and former judge, Aaron Kraft join us to hand out some of his trademark criticism. Not only that, but Babette Kraft gets roped into working for us in this episode featuring used sex toys, randy crocodiles, and the Booty Patrol.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Lock the door because it's gonna get a little kooky! Ricardo and Jeremy battle head-to-head in this episode featuring a man in a penis costume, Taco Bell's fight for our right to Taco Tuesday, and another one of Elon Musk's great ideas.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Down two cast members, but the party is still going on this episode featuring a die and dasher, not your mama's Winnie the Pooh, and female frogs not feeling froggy... Hm... Feeling tired all of a sudden.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Alexis McKenzey is back for more in this episode featuring a scantily clad daddy, a probably haunted house, and a lying poker player.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Happy Halloween! Boy, have we got a treat for you in this episode featuring gross masks, a haunted painting, and a man who went too far with his Halloween decorations. All that AND we run into our old friend, Count Chocula!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We are joined by the very funny Alexis McKenzey and a bunch of rubber ducks in this episode featuring a hands-on sex therapist, vomit fees, and reasons the Amish shun.   Go see Alexis perform live at the Tucson Comedy Arts Festival on November 3rd! Tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Amanda and Ricardo are dishin' out points in this double-judge episode featuring dog consent (for photos, you sicko!), missing camouflage, and Russian tank tech support.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's been a week, but our good friend, Eric Hughes is still with us here in the apartment to joke about the Toy Hall of Fame, a missing fighter jet, and a blank canvas.   Be sure to follow Eric on Instagram and check out his record label, which will be taking part in Flamingofest in Los Angeles, CA on November 4th and 5th!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Eric Hughes finally returns in this episode featuring prison cuisine, granny pods, and a misunderstood yoga class. Man, I would kill for some jack snails right now...   Go see Eric performing live on October 10th in Phoenix at The House of Comedy! Tickets HERE.   And be sure to follow Eric on Instagram and check out his record label!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Adam Daley joins really comes out of his shell in this episode featuring a filthy rich asteroid, made up comedians from Canada, and the risks of kissin' your turtle.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Returning guest, Adam Daley ate, prayed, and loved in the last few weeks and he lived to tell us the tale. He also tells us his jokes in this episode featuring a crappy flight, expensivo Italiano, and a rare wedding proposal at a funeral.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The Riddler is back and boy is he judgy. He questions our jokes in this episode featuring a spider bite with some arousing side effects, Eggo's Brunch in a Jar, and the Psychology of Taylor Swift.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're blinding you with science... because you won't be able to see any of it. But don't fret! We're gonna tell you everything that's happening in this episode featuring a "?" in space, the Russians hitting the moon, and Pink Floyd's effect on the brain.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's game time on this episode featuring a misgendered gorilla, the search for a "Chief UNO Player", and a vegan's strategy to deal with head lice!   Be sure to catch our very own Amanda Kehrberg on the Barflies show on August 30th at Valley Bar in Phoenix, AZ! Tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We've got a special guest on today's episode by the name of... Spider-Head? No, wait. Spider-Man. Yes, that's it. Spider-Man. Anyway, in this episode, that friendly neighborhood spider-like guy takes a swing at telling jokes about a manly bear in China, a boy's plan to become a hero, and the lighter side of A.I.   Be sure to catch our very own Amanda Kehrberg on the Barflies show on August 30th at Valley Bar in Phoenix, AZ! Tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Amanda Kehrberg is back and this time, she's back for good! That's right, Amanda will be joining the cast as our new resident judge! She has a tall task ahead of her on this episode featuring an old iPhone, a lot of dogs, and the health benefits of sitcoms.   Be sure to catch Amanda on the Barflies show on August 30th at Valley Bar in Phoenix, AZ! Tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We step on the gas with our good friend, Amanda Kehrberg, in this episode featuring hair in the walls, phubbing, and a loud fart at an RFK Jr. press dinner.   Be sure to catch Amanda on the Barflies show on August 30th at Valley Bar in Phoenix, AZ! Tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's a game of half-inches in this episode featuring stories about Pennsylvania's state song, showing videos to gorillas, and an unwanted guest at a hotel.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Happy Birthday, Bob! What more could a middle-aged man want than stories about a plane for 1, a lot of pencils, and the entire country of South Korea getting younger?   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Film critic and funny man, Matthew Robinson joins us in this episode featuring a jailhouse record label, a couple who beards together, and Ken's big... house. Plus, our good friend, Patrick is back to judge the proceedings. It's like a Malibu dream...   Check out Matt's movie reviews HERE!   And don't forget to check out Patrick's band, Cheers to the Outside!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Patrick Belling finally returns with a new band and new jokes about Maury's next venture, post-concert amnesia, and the troubles of an old seaman.   Check out Patrick's band, Cheers to the Outside!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We really find our groove in this episode featuring the undead, getting laid at a funeral, and pizza on layaway. And it's all thanks to our good friend, the abacus... Oh, and Amanda Kehrberg is our guest.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Amanda Kehrberg returns to make jokes about a potential chocolate milk ban, a virgin crocodile birth, and learning to smile again. This episode brought to you by Off Pudding™.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're riffin' to the limit in this episode featuring a dumb official, mushroom caskets, and a school for sale... NOT!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Wine and lollipops, Star Wars spoilers, Jesus graffiti... There's a lot to get to in this episode, so let's gooooo!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Matt Weir slips into this episode featuring a penis iceberg, an orchestral climax, and being single like Jesus.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Technology is supposed to make our lives easier, but that's not exactly the case in this episode featuring a nude landlord, Tom Hanks' thoughts on A.I., and tennis vs. pickleball.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Hey, campers! We've got a great new episode for you, featuring stories about a vampire straw, a throuple with a doll, and a competition in New Zealand that the kids'll love. Pack your toiletry totes and have a listen!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The multifaceted Michael Margetis joins us to joke about deer on meth, a boy in a claw machine, and an Amazon delivery guy going the extra mile. The Chuckler liked this one.   Be sure to check out Margetis Movie Reviews and Pizza Party!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.  

That goddamned Adam Daley is back and judgier than ever in this episode featuring 2 vaginas, digital twins, and a man allergic to his girlfriend.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our new friend, Adam joins our army of dads in this episode featuring a big spoon, a mammoth meatball, and LEGO heads out the butt.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

There's a certain type of "energy" to this episode featuring sperm counts, an automated McDonald's, and going topless at German pools.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's not often that we cry on air. Usually we cry after the show when we're alone in the car... But in this episode featuring stories about catching your cheating partner, dead dogs, and dead humans being robbed, we let it all out. Well, Carly does anyway. The rest of the cast just makes fun of her for it.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

This one is a day late and a Robert short, but it's alright because we have Colten Lima joining us once again! He sits in the judge's seat in this episode featuring a li'l umpire, a live dead man, and a new scent from WD-40. By the way, did you catch the Oscars next year?   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Colten Lima fills in for Bob in this episode featuring a lone cheerleader, a lucky throuple, and an ambitious wedding DJ.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Matt Weir joins us once again to judge our hairy asses in this episode featuring cocaine on the water, hair sponges, and a mummified mermaid.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

You can see our good friend, Matt Weir perform live on Saturday, March 25th at 9 PM at the Throne Brewing Company! But before that, he joins us to talk about an undercover coach, A.I. gone awry, and a man-faced stink bug.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's everyone's favorite game show, B.O. or An Everything Bagel?! Listen as our contestants try to figure out what that smell is while doing jokes about "Lucky Girl Syndrome", "Wheel of Fugitive", and Fireball whiskey sans the whiskey.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Sure, Valentine's Day was last week and we put out an episode on that day, but THIS one is the Valentine's Day episode. You can tell because we talk about liquid robots, Mr. Mucus, and feeding cockroaches to animals at the zoo.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Don't even talk to us before we've had our coffee in this episode featuring a cow at The Olive Garden, period underwear, and Sweden's new dance move.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The doctor is in... studio! Dr. Will Comar, Ph.D. puts his credibility in jeopardy by appearing on this episode featuring stories about time theft, dog dreams, and South Korean sex dolls... Sorry, Dr. Will.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We do a lot with a little in this episode featuring maximalist names, the world's quietest room, and the only way to steal money in Denmark.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

After a long absence, former resident judge and current house band, Aaron Kraft returns to Jerkatory! Make sure you've got a clean pair of underwear for this episode featuring a lottery winner and his dead dad, man-children, and calling the cops to help with moving.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We get childish in an adult way in this episode featuring silly names, a sign of the high times, and toys for tots' parents.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Fellow comedy giant, Drew Nelson joins the crew in this raucous episode featuring shortened toes, a wife from another life, and a new old Monopoly rule. Also, our resident judge, Hannah Tighe returns from her vacation in Italy with the hearts of several horny Italianos.   Follow Drew on Instagram.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Question: Whatcha gonna do, brother, when this episode featuring a unicorn license, a picky eater, and a Wrestlelicious TakeDown runs wild on yooooou? Answer: SNAP INTO IT!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

One Two Three Jokes is the gift that keeps on giving! We've got more holiday-themed hilarity in this episode featuring Kevin McCallister's dad, a dream about Zelenskyy, and a Grinch riding shotgun!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Things get a little bit more festive as we head into the holidays with the return of Santa Dice Clay! He adds his special brand of filth to ours in this episode featuring dancing Santas, huge lips, and a gang of wild turkeys. Get used to it, honey!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We couldn't make it to the studio for this one, so we had to go back to remote podcasting. The audio quality takes a hit, but the comedy... well, it suffers as well, quite frankly... But we give it the old college try in this episode featuring The Hungry Couple, meth monks, and death metal bats!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Emily Kaye is back and judgier than ever, so nut up and enjoy this episode featuring air bags for your crotch, McDonald's "ultimate" gaming chair, and a chain-smoking marathon runner.   Follow Emily on Instagram.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our longtime new friend, Emily Kaye sits in the judge's seat for this episode featuring an overdue library book, a dangerous plant, and warnings from the future.   Follow Emily on Instagram.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

In honor of our 9-year anniversary (and NOT because we failed to record a new episode in time), we've chosen to rerelease a randomly chosen episode from our very first year of existence! Enjoy Ep. 20, which features stories about stealing lobster tails, prostitution in the library, and a pet cemetery that accepts owners. And please excuse anything in this episode that we would regret saying in 2022.   Want more classic episodes? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Instead of the usual hate-filled humor that we generally give you, we've decided to change things up a little bit with this episode about love, names, and... an argument about cults?   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Friend of the show and girlfriend of the Jeremy, Vanessa Flores lends us a hand by reading the news in this episode featuring stories about self-pleasure pods at work, an old dirty guy, and tattooing a baby.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month

It's our very special post-Halloween show! We are joined by the... eccentric(?) Count Chocula for this episode featuring no pickles, the Toy Hall of Fame, and pumpkin spice trash. Get in there and listen!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE. Also featured: "Cockroach on Toast" by Rachel K. Collier.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month

No trick, all treat in this frightfully funny Halloween episode featuring a scary doll, candy inflation, and a huge stupid Americanism in Italy. Oh, and you can't see it, but we're all wearing costumes.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE. Also featured: "Orphan" by Reed Mathis.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month

It's the quirky quartet of Jeremy, Carly, Hannah, and Ricardo once again for this week. But instead of the whole "doing jokes" thing, Ric's gonna get naked and everyone's gonna talk about the Don't Worry Darling series of unfortunate events. Don't worry, darling. There's still plenty of funny stuff in this one.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month

Hannah returns! And just in time for Bob to leave. She'll pick up the slack on the joke-writing end of things while Carly moves over to the judge's chair for this episode featuring a muzzle mic, a fun way to cheat at chess, and a model only a fan could control.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month

Our good friend, Genevieve Rice joins us once again to judge our jokes about a washed up sex doll, an "asparamancer", and a dog with something to hide. This episode's so funny, ya gotta wear shades.   Follow Genevieve on Instagram.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!