For the sake of their relationship, podcast veterans Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen are back on the mics for weekly chats about whatever's on their minds Feel free to eavesdrop but no pressure! They’re operating under the assumption that not a single soul out there is listening.
139 - Cheerleading & Deli Meat Revelations
Is Botox in Elizabeth’s future? Who is lingerie for? Do Cheerleader bases get respect? Why did an old lady punch Andy at the grocery store? All these Q’s and more are answered this week on Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:43 Will Elizabeth Get Botox 08:44 Cabin Influencer Dreams Dashed 15:32 Hey Lingerie 24:28 Cheerleader Talk 40:18 Senior Drivers 44:01 Andy Got Punched 46:45 Zing Wings 55:07 Deli Meat Revelation
10/23/2024 • 59 minutes, 38 seconds
138 - Is Andy The Piss Bandit?
Elizabeth is cellularly older than her sibling, mind over matter when it comes to health, a mysterious “artiste” plaguing the greater Pasadena area, the red flags you shouldn’t ignore in a future serial killer, and a sweet moment for their kids… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsor: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:08 Another Day Another Back Injury 12:36 Ovarian Cyst 16:47 Vasectomy Woes 20:52 The Pasadena Piss Bandit 51:50 Sibling Love
10/16/2024 • 57 minutes, 21 seconds
137 - Teacher’s Pet
Elizabeth goes on a wolf retreat, Andy has a trash story from hell, the vampire bar clientele from the night Elizabeth and Andy linked up in New York, an unhealthy poo on the path, and when raising ones hand is about curiosity and not just needing to be that person... It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: ->> Download the FREE Ibotta app to start earning cash back and use code: NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:30 Women's Wolf Retreat 06:20 Every Texture Of Woman 15:08 Back To The Vampire Night 32:02 An Astrology Insight 36:13 A Trash Nightmare 46:10 A Triggering Poop 48:24 Mike Rowe 51:14 Men's Retreat 54:18 Raising Your Hand
10/9/2024 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 24 seconds
136 - The TikTok Comment Heard Around The World
Buzzing about 3 flame emojis, trying to befriend celebrities, Elizabeth killing Andy’s dreams, another Eckart Tolle revelation, and an unboxing segment where Elizabeth’s future is looking bright, as is Jacob Hanchers! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:44 A TikTok Gift 23:46 Our Boy Eckhart Tolle 32:01 Creativity and Being Present 38:28 Unboxing 1 43:03 A Cozmo Miracle
10/2/2024 • 49 minutes, 42 seconds
135 - Mini Golf Kink
A mini golf ethical role play, speaking to your younger self as a guide for life, perimenopause symptoms, navigating moods of your partner, and spotting pants dribble as sport… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:06 Code Of Ethics 05:02 A Chance Mini Golf Run In 14:42 Talking To Your Younger Self 22:38 Tender Times 29:06 Mood Swings 33:49 Perimenopause 45:41 Lo Loestrin FE 50:49 D Obsessed 59:47 Locker Room Ordeal
9/25/2024 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 56 seconds
134 - Metal Detector Dreams
Adapting to life between jobs, a Christian conversation meeting conversion, One set of footprints, Andy’s future beach era dreams being dashed, searching for missing persons as a hobby, and a birthday present ring for Elizabeth… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningrigh ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:35 Work and SAHM balance 19:07 Midroll: Support Our Patreon 19:37 Elizabeth Learning French 21:25 How To Build Habits 24:32 Domino's Pizza Coma 30:24 Elizabeth Goes Full Christian 39:39 Bible Verse 45:32 Metal Detector Era
9/18/2024 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 47 seconds
133 - Reddit Thinker
Andy caring for Elizabeth through illness, A compliment that is giving Elizabeth life, A couple of real reddit head scratcher questions, A new hobby on the horizon, Andy’s love of Rocket League and what it’s meant for him and his friends… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:58 Baby Glow Up 03:36 An Ungodly Amount Of Water 07:33 Love A Bold Lip 08:47 Jaclyn Smith Lookalike 12:16 The Secret Lives Of Mormon Lives 15:24 Reddit 16:28 AIO 17:53 A Dark Pivot 30:32 OCD 32:57 The Biggest Scam 34:34 Born Evil 40:38 Bathroom Remodel 41:51 Wallpaper Pro 44:47 Rocket League
9/11/2024 • 59 minutes, 50 seconds
132 - Truth or Dare
Parental reactions being potentially scarring, truth or dare questions for the ages, biological facts about aging, whether the perception of yourself changes as you age, are older people sexually attracted to older people, and caring about what people think of you… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00:00 Intro 02:37:22 Sick Radar 06:15:15 Boogers On A Blanket 12:20:00 Truth Or Dare 16:16:14 Have You Ever Pooped In Your Pants 23:17:11 My Vision's Going And It's Going Quick 25:15:17 Aging Facts 42:42:02 15 Years Podcasting 44:10:01 Do We Fundamentally Change 03:03:23 Astrologers Don't Like Virgos
9/4/2024 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 45 seconds
131 - Let’s Get Ethical
The history of Segway’s, who invented the Snuggie, learning how to deal with conflict, how important ethics are, a theory on religion and contraception, being too perverted to be a nun, delighting in a luxurious door-opening experience… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:51 Sit Down And Chat 04:45 Couple's Therapy Jokes 06:03 Let's Get Ethical 07:07 Segways and Snuggies 11:57 Conflict Resolution Practice 23:17 Pinky Party 30:41 Religion & Contraception 40:06 Elizabeth The Nun 42:15 The Simple Joys 47:06 Back Door Fixed
8/28/2024 • 56 minutes, 58 seconds
130 - Have You Ever Cheated?
This week we chat about Human Nature through the Love Island lens, questions you need answered after you die, how one navigates a broken heart, the shocking difference between Cats and Dogs, Grocery store grumblings, the coming Water Wars, and a beanie baby divorce!. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:51 Bearsy Is A Good Bear 03:41 Love Island USA Season 6 12:25 Have You Ever Cheated 26:04 Body Counts 27:53 Cats vs Dogs 33:34 Questions In The Afterlife 42:53 The Water Wars Are Coming 43:47 Stuck In Space 48:28 Grocery Stories 55:09 Jealousy
8/21/2024 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 11 seconds
129 - Shades Of Grey
Olympics inspiration, craft store disinformation, a new hobby era for Elizabeth, and a huge deep dive into the recent trad wife piece in The Times about a notable former ballerina…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:29 That Summer Feeling 04:09 Waiting My Whole Life For This 09:12 Plumbers Are The Best 11:00 Olympics In Paris 16:08 MIDROLL 18:21 I could do that! 25:09 Michael and Joanne 30:33 Ballerina Farm
8/14/2024 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 3 seconds
128 - The Olympics of Yard Sales
Bearsy pops by on a rollercoaster episode where Elizabeth and Andy chat about: the nostalgia of the olympics, women’s periods at the olympics, mental load disparity, heat causing crime, yard sale shrinkage and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:17 Bearsy Bear Returns 05:18 Plumbing Woes 17:49 Paris Olympics 2024 18:05 Olympic Menstruation 31:09 The Mental Load 41:33 Heat Makes People Murdery 43:32 Yard Sale Crimes
8/7/2024 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 36 seconds
127 - Isn’t That Interesting?
A mid life crisis explained, anxiety versus gut instinct, do you love yourself, a FLOAT TRIP debate, robots serving positive purposes, and Andy’s LOVE for older women… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:40 Happiness Over Life 09:54 preroll: DIPSEA 11:07 Types Of Dog Allergies 15:03 Do You Love Yourself? 28:29 Simone Biles Documentary 37:19 Butt Rot 38:18 Float Trips 41:28 Cold Urticaria 46:09 Gut Insinct vs Intrusive Thoughts 50:43 Robot Support
7/31/2024 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 58 seconds
126 - Inbox Zero
Is your life path predetermined, how to deal with the hard knocks, staying curious about the little things and finding joy, achieving a goal that feels underwhelming, std’s in senior communities, the hormonal roller coaster of middle age, leaving a party with a code word, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:23 Peaks and Valleys 04:17 Is Life Pre Determined 12:46 Hormones and Emotions 14:07 Menopause Is A Destination 26:53 Tummy Trouble 28:53 A HOT Trip 31:08 Senior Homes 36:32 Female Condom 39:45 Zero Inbox 54:05 Protein For Vegetarians
7/24/2024 • 58 minutes, 40 seconds
125 - Vegetarian Pasta
Carrying a conversation or being comfortable with silence, states visited, boredom in life, stress, dream vacations, justifying getting pampered... It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Thanks Dipsea. Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:01 Too Hot! 06:37 West Virginia 10:00 Nice Jacket Mom 19:26 Social Interaction Awards 20:55 50 Nifty United States 28:01 Pink Lemonade 30:04 No Aliens 33:46 Stress 41:20 Wedding Dance 46:41 5 Star Travel
7/17/2024 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 9 seconds
124 - Less Worry More Wonder
A deep dive on Man Spreading, giant off leash dogs roaming grocery stores, a new look at jealousy, Andy’s nose ring aspirations and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:12 Man Spreading 14:24 Dog In Produce Section 19:45 The Waiting Place 23:03 Jealousy 28:32 Hey Jealousy 32:34 The Secret To The Secret 46:35 Weekend At Bernie's 49:05 Nose Ring
7/10/2024 • 58 minutes, 38 seconds
123 - Tummy Troubles!
Medical Professionals and survivor guilt, hilarious reviews of a beloved sugar free product, whether or not to fart on an airplane, Andy’s bathroom habits pointing to a problem, Elizabeth withholding the theme of a novel from Andy and what they would do with five days of free time…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:57 Bad Surgeons 15:05 Sugar Free Haribo Gummy Bears 19:36 Tummy Trouble Science 32:52 Streaks 34:09 Airplane Farts 37:09 On All Fours 42:56 Home Alone Plans 47:51 Recycling 49:01 Amazing Churches
7/3/2024 • 56 minutes, 1 second
122 - Scam City
The vibes are high this week! Elizabeth’s good mood is soaring and Andy had a satisfying traffic encounter. Topics include: an insane question regarding F1 drivers, a pending class action lawsuit for Andy, and a dream about Ramona. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 04:43 A New Age Equation 11:31 Elizabeth's Height 12:15 A Weird Thing To Say 16:58 Traffic Justice 21:12 Ramona Dream 23:09 Good Mood 32:18 Digital Dream Labs Scam 41:40 Too Many Scams
6/26/2024 • 54 minutes, 20 seconds
121 - People Are Wild!
Dealing with sadness in the best way, The Jinx proving people are insane and not just the murderers, Women behaving badly being more interesting, Elizabeth shrinking, One skill Elizabeth and Andy would love to have… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro 03:35 We Go Dark 07:29 Elizabeth is Shrinking 11:27 Everyone Likes A Bad Boy 18:16 Dating and Instagram 29:40 No Really, She's Shrinking 36:18 Bad Girl 38:42 Nose Too Big 42:19 One New Skill 46:30 School Nurses
6/19/2024 • 53 minutes, 55 seconds
120 - Awards For All
No competition between kids, is Elizabeth quietly signaling status, a Palm Springs reset, perspective on hardship, ethical dilemmas at people’s work, running to the bathroom mid teeth cleaning, and helmet up those kiddos! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Beis Get 15% off your first purchase! BEISTRAVEL.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:48 Is She A Republican? 12:08 Elizabeth Is Signaling Status 19:55 Serving C 23:08 Palm Springs 27:02 DJ Battle Dance Party 30:26 D. Data 33:30 Dentist 47:01 Cast Envy 52:09 Wear A Helmet!
6/12/2024 • 56 minutes, 16 seconds
119 - An Insincere Apology
Elizabeth corrects her errors from last episode, an emotional identity crisis, a wild party entrance, the emotional drain of being social, all cults are the same, Andy’s not real, and an inspiring quote text unanswered… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Songfinch Add your song to Spotify for free! Songfinch.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:07 Haircut Time 03:13 Corrections 08:50 Manipulation Tears 22:23 Security At The Door 33:58 Spider 36:01 Dancing For The Devil 46:41 Perception Of The Arts 57:02 Talking To Herself
6/5/2024 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 52 seconds
118 - A Beautiful Reddit PSA
This week we dive into a Reddit post that moved Elizabeth, Andy living his dreams out through the kids, Smoker’s face, the return of SKA music, medical advancements in women’s health, future AI scenarios and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:13 Grandma In Charge 03:00 Dad Vibing 04:33 SKA! 10:49 Multitasking Smoker 18:35 PSAs 27:17 Tenaculum Out? 34:28 EPI Pen Nightmare 45:25 Tears For Charles 53:21 The Reluctant Traveler
5/29/2024 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 5 seconds
117 - Disappointed
Seeing friends out in the wild, a rideshare conundrum, what disgusting parts of the animal kingdom are lurking in your food, top exercises for improving your sex life, is monogamy the default setting, and the French … It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Beis Get 15% off your first purchase! BEISTRAVEL.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro 00:50 The Tennis Client 09:15 This Is My Town 11:09 Uber and Lyft ratings 17:25 Beaver Butt Ice Cream 26:23 Red Bug Dye 35:02 NYT Best Exercises For Sex 48:40 Monogamy
5/22/2024 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 9 seconds
116 - Noah’s Ark Questions
The coolest kid’s cool song request, poking holes in the tale of Noah’s Ark, Preppers and their bunkers - who’s laughing now?, Diving into the crazy water with Andy and his space craft, Elizabeth’s fear of flying book, and the new song of the summer: FrOsTbiTe by DOT DOT… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Songfinch Add your song to Spotify for free! https://Songfinch.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Stream FrOstBiTe by DOT DOT DOT https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/dotdotdot2/frostbite Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:52 pre roll: Song Finch 02:18 FrOstBiTe by Dot Dot Dot 09:05 The Coolest Music 12:13 Noah's Ark 22:45 Preppers and Y2k 39:50 Soar fear of flying 46:59 Loading The Dishwasher
5/15/2024 • 57 minutes, 26 seconds
115 - They Can Get It!
This week on NLR we discuss: Tennis romance, pronoun awareness, Andy’s human existence technology theory, the need for bilingualism, what aliens might think of motels, car sex, who are all these richies, and LA kids perspectives. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:13 Get'n It 04:20 An Indecent Tableau 16:57 ADHD Justice Sensitivity 17:38 Juice Box Intuition 24:55 We Are Refrigerators 33:11 Bilingual Aliens 40:31 Motels 45:28 Back To The Affair 49:50 LA 20 Something Richies
5/8/2024 • 57 minutes, 44 seconds
114 - 3 People 5 Brownies
This week on NLR we discuss: Baked goods to person ratio, sugar issues, a confounding advertisement, social stereotypes, seeking social justice in a parking lot, camp registration ethics, and listen to the song of the summer! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: SongfinchAdd your song to Spotify for free! Songfinch.com/NLR BeisGet 15% off your first purchase! BEISTRAVEL.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:01 3 People, 5 Brownies 20:01 The Ritual 38:45 Etiquette
5/1/2024 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 36 seconds
113 - Confidence Is King!
This week we dive into: our relationship with the CEO of food (hi Pam!), a confounding documentary, Child Marriage in the United States, Dopamine differences in parent’s genders, Kids changing the rules, Judging our new favorite show, Elizabeth’s hand veins, and a lingerie power imbalance in marriage… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:26 What Are Oxford Commas? 03:59 Tip Your Server 06:51 Where Is Tobey Maguire? 07:49 Adult Cookies 13:37 Fifth Disease 14:10 Do People Still Do Lamaze? 21:00 How Is Child Marriage Still Legal? 27:01 Parenting and Dopamine 38:40 International Travel Shows 45:18 Paper Thin Hands 48:03 A Lingerie Imbalance
4/24/2024 • 56 minutes, 43 seconds
112 - TV Time!
The Nobodies delivered tremendous TV recommendations and now we are astonished by Ricky Martin’s physique, horrified by The Subway Guy, pondering reincarnation, and adoring Robert Herjavec. We also chat about a no tipping policy, mirror images of yourself and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: SongfinchAdd your song to Spotify for free! Songfinch.com/NLR OneSkinGet 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:02 Ricky Martin Palm Royale 1 1:39 Subway Guy Documentary 18:59 Surviving Death Documentary 20:05 Do Women Have Prostates? 20:54 Reincarnation 32:04 Crushing on Robert Herjavec 41:59 No Tip Necessary 49:43 Birthday Menu Time
4/17/2024 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 53 seconds
111 - Off The Rails
This week’s episode is full of prayers, heavenly hailstorms, nosey dogs, naughty cars, Fig Newtons, and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to BEISTRAVEL.com/NLR to get 15% off your first purchase ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:21 Prayer Etiquette 05:59 preroll: BEIS 06:26 A trip to the ER 17:44 Tsk Tsk Tesla 18:41 Nose in the Baguette 21:28 midroll: Beis 23:40 Fig Newtons 28:54 Volvo Lift Gate Drama 35:54 Sometimes You have to be a Squeaky Wheel 38:15 A Heavenly Hailstorm?
4/10/2024 • 54 minutes, 31 seconds
110 - Donut Man Andy
A late night flee from a snow storm, how stress can carry over, what low pressure job Andy would want, a suburban mom fantasy, Elizabeth’s new attitude towards rejection, how to correctly pronounce food brands that we usually get wrong, love for growing things and a Sophie’s choice between a Duolingo streak and bonsai trees… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:50 Is It Birthday Anxiety? 05:47 The Storm 16:45 Dealing With Disappointment 24:00 Post Rehab Job 33:17 Magic Carpet Ride 39:38 We need TV recommendations 41:29 Hard To Pronounce Food Brands 46:28 Studio Plant 48:37 Bonsai Tree 50:55 Duolingo Vs Bonsai
4/3/2024 • 58 minutes, 41 seconds
109 - Soy Boy
One real life changing skill being nachos, soy boys versus lil B’s, superstitions going haywire, how stress affects sex, body positivity, and an awkward intersection interaction… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to calm.com/NLR to get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 11:27 What is a soy boy? 19:52 Stress and Sex 35:01 Lost Ladybug 43:46 Easter Magic 53:45 School Traffic Drama
3/27/2024 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 58 seconds
108 - Chex Mix Bitch
The Four Agreements, Rogue Post-It Notes, Love On The Spectrum, First I Love You’s, Chex Mix and Easter baskets… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 04:43 Elizabeth's Voice Over Career 10:42 The Four Agreements 16:34 Let Them 32:12 Wild Animal Pens 40:40 Love On The Spectrum 46:08 First I Love You 47:43 Chex Mix Bitch
3/20/2024 • 55 minutes, 42 seconds
107 - Private Browsers
Be careful with private browsers! This week we chat about: A lost persons case red herring, puritanical upbringing, we all have the same parts, Animal Penises, Norton Simon coincidence, healthy relationships with creativity, and a phrase Elizabeth adopted that Andy can’t tolerate… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 04:41 Do People Change? 09:03 Come As You Are Book 13:20 Gonads, Ovaries and Testes 15:27 Animal Privates 38:53 Norton Simon 41:11 creativity 50:21 Good News 51:34 Rolling Calls
3/13/2024 • 58 minutes, 59 seconds
106 - Fireside Chat
The fire is roaring in this week’s episode, where we chat: the importance of grip strength, a trip to the museum, gaming the system, getting into heaven, hormones, WcDonalds, and much more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing partners: Factor: Go to FACTORMEALS.com/NLR50 and use code nlr50 to get 50% off. Calm: For a limited time, get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at Calm.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬00:00 Intro 03:33 It's All About Grip Strength 08:00 GIF and Emoji skills 10:57 Fluffers 16:34 Gaming The System 21:54 Let Into Heaven 23:37 Prolapse Update 31:30 WcDonalds 37:47 Back To Heaven 39:47 Hormones and Personality 45:01 Norton Simon Museum 54:09 Elizabeth Check-in
3/6/2024 • 57 minutes, 58 seconds
105 - Unhinged
A Biscuit debacle causes tension in the house, Granola Bars disappear, Elizabeth tries face yoga, astrologers don’t like Virgos, Country ham is missing from Cracker Barrel, Best Side of Face, Panic attacks, Brain on Fire, and more... it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:01 Patreon V-Day Cards 05:14 How Are You Doing? 06:24 A Biscuit Debacle 13:09 Giving Blood Panic Attack 18:47 Face Yoga 25:23 Virgo Prejudice 28:43 Chewy Granola Bar Recall 32:33 Cracker Barrel Country Ham 36:25 Best Side Of Your Face 40:27 Panic Attacks 43:52 Insomnia 46:25 Morning Routine 51:21 Near Death Experiences
2/28/2024 • 57 minutes, 43 seconds
104 - Hollywood Dreams
Supermarket corner, Hollywood dreams, how Andy would share the Vegas wealth, puberty questions, dealing with rejection and going with the flow…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? *This week's partner is: OneSkin* Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co #oneskinpod Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:27 Tejas Tour 03:08 Grocery Store Corner 21:41 Teslas and Pickup Trucks 24:52 Puberty 27:33 Chip Clips 32:03 Mop Socks 36:19 Hot Coffee 39:12 Shocking Statistic 42:07 What would you do? 49:15 Work Life Update
2/21/2024 • 59 minutes, 32 seconds
103 - What’s Wrong With Us?
Happy Valentine’s Day! Foster puppies, ski school nightmares, a parenting win for Andy, American Nightmare and bumping into your therapist in the wild...it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? * Support the show and check out this week's amazing partners * CALM - For a limited time, get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at Calm.com/NLR AG1 - Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:34 Puppies & Babies 06:14 Puppy Drama 23:33 Ski Lesson Nightmare 38:02 Finding A Lost Kid Tip 40:20 Super Bowl Tears 41:18 American Nightmare Documentary 01:02:53 Happy Valentine's Day
2/14/2024 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 8 seconds
102 - Skeeved Out!
Happy 16th Anniversary! Elizabeth’s emotional roller coaster through pitching, Andy’s meatless Mexican journey, Elizabeth’s KFC affair, eating expired rations, dreaming together, and how E and A hope it all ends up… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? This week's partner is HELLO FRESH!Go to HelloFresh.com/nlrfree and use code NLRFREE for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright EPISODE CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro 03:36 Watch American Nightmare 05:35 Anniversary Cards 07:55 Pitchn-n-Bitchn 22:38 Vegetarian Fast Food Woes 31:55 Imposter KFC D 34:39 Happy Anniversary 36:04 How To With John Wilson 39:47 Skeevy Food 41:25 KFC Bathroom 44:09 A Good Run 49:30 Creatures Are The Best
2/7/2024 • 54 minutes, 20 seconds
101 - Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned
The Ann Taylor of France, skirt suits, Elizabeth’s first Hollywood job, would you rather have a kid raver or a kid of Christ, Andy’s big head, describing to an FBI sketch artist, creepy confessionals, and Jesus take the wheel.…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 03:24 Sezane vs Anne Taylor 07:24 Was Ann Taylor Real? 10:35 Hangin With Leo 15:21 Big Head 28:32 Trenchcoat 32:01 Raves vs Church
1/31/2024 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 17 seconds
100 - Cat Addict
100th episode, Elizabeth saved a life, tossed out her oxy, will she not be there to pluck Andy’s crazy ear hair, a real deep dive into leap years, getting their cat Ramona hooked on the good stuff, and why/when Andy changed his name!…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? This week's partner is AG1! Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:46 Rattled 18:11 Dopesick 24:48 Ear Hair Drama 30:51 Leap Year Quandary 38:04 It's Episode 100 39:15 Cat Addict
1/24/2024 • 55 minutes, 38 seconds
99 - A Can Of Fire Bye Bye
Elizabeth finds cans of Fire Bye Bye, somebody gets caught cheating, sports cultures are examined, and 90s music is celebrated…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:25 Fire Bye Bye 07:21 Prepping For Greatness 11:21 3.1 GPA Family 14:53 Cheaters 27:09 Sports Cultures 29:16 Breast Feeding Zone Out 34:57 UCSB Coincidence 42:23 Sports Culture Pt. 2 43:29 Smokin On The Job 45:38 DMB 4EVA 48:48 New Year Adjustments
1/17/2024 • 57 minutes, 27 seconds
98 - Midlife Crisis Red Flags
The clear night stars, a sticker sign from beyond, Eckhart Tolle getting dragged into it, the Shark Tank family, generic petroleum jelly, waste management, and a brewing midlife crisis… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? **This week's partners** Thanks HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/nlrfree and use code: nlrfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:32 Ojai Valley Inn Love 03:12 2024 Begins 04:10 It's All In The Stars 11:01 A Seabee Sign 16:37 Vaseline Is Supreme 25:38 Shark Tank Families 40:47 Kid's Therapy in 30 Years 41:46 Wonka 47:07 Near Death Experiences 51:14 So Much Waste Management
1/10/2024 • 57 minutes, 4 seconds
97 - In The Womb!
End of year anxiety, things being too good, fearing the worst, running into an ex, you could’ve had a different mommy, and what is womb… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:42 It's 2024 09:52 Metabolism 15:23 The Worry 19:30 The Other Shoe Dropping 39:32 Bumping Into An Ex 53:36 Womb & Uterus Education 01:05:29 New Year's Resolutions
1/3/2024 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 41 seconds
96 - Happy New Year, Nobodies and Somebodies!
Elizabeth’s neediness at dinner time, trying new meals, a new morning sickness cure, Where’s Waldo, dream Christmas gifts, and finally, a huge THANK YOU to everyone of you who listened, commented, shared and supported us! Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:00 Great Feet! Great Hands? 12:56 She's A Needy Cook 23:25 Soup's On 25:24 A Challenge 27:01 Morning Sickness Update 32:04 Where's Waldo 38:20 Dream Christmas Gifts
12/27/2023 • 49 minutes, 56 seconds
95 - Covid Felled Us
Feeling low in illness, Andy’s poor bathroom choice, losing ones taste, disordered eating getting triggered, the jaw-hips connection, swearing since starting a podcast, and first time getting drunk tales…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1--> Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Support on Patreon! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 05:46 We Have Covid 09:40 Alie Ward - Ologies 14:09 Cricket Abuse 20:00 Loss Of Taste 24:04 Now Would Be The Time 25:27 Jaw Hip Connection 31:42 The Lows When You're Sick 35:41 Mom's Swearing Since The Pod 40:03 No Beer Bong For Andy 41:33 First Time Drunk
12/20/2023 • 54 minutes, 23 seconds
94 - Emergency Room Epiphanies
Elizabeth goes to the ER in the middle of the night and has some epiphanies, selective confidence, early morning instagram humiliations, titty twisters, bygone pranks, and mutual confessionals… its all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Grab a new toothbrush / shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch: https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:02 Name That Bear 04:24 Selective Confidence 12:01 Instagram Phone Calls 17:37 Emergency Room Epiphanies 40:40 Do We Taste Good To Animals 46:14 Titty Twisters 49:18 Salad Spinner 50:41 Cat Poop Update 53:28 Irish Trash Can
12/13/2023 • 57 minutes, 3 seconds
93- Delusional Bears
Seatbelt Tiddy Bears and other uses for them, an impending car ride Cat-astrophe, releasing anal glands, the Bearsy harassment needs to stop, the first people to discover fire, bad words aren’t really bad, how social norms might change, and what we can all learn from Sister Wives… it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1--> Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Support via Patreon! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:12 Tiddy Bear 16:20 Cat-astrophe 31:43 Ruby's Dog Ashes 35:08 Bearsy Bear 44:52 Fire Is So F-ing Amazing 47:14 Augmented Reality 57:23 Bad Words
12/6/2023 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 55 seconds
92 - A Ripple On Ocean
Accents, Malts as a science incentive, high school scandals, having been groomed, The cult of Mother God, questioning beliefs, fake news, Momfluencers, thankful for our listeners, and cross contamination for vegetarians... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:52 Tipsy Accents 03:35 Science Class Malts 05:05 Teachers 24:21 Qanon Therapist 33:59 Online Literacy 35:54 Momfluencer 39:46 Love Has Won 46:35 A Ripple On Ocean 49:40 Manscaping 55:17 Boxer Briefs 58:27 Thanksgiving
11/29/2023 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 13 seconds
91 - Mall Justice
Soulmates, Twin Flames documentaries, cults and how not to join ‘em, a mall dog justice showdown, setting boundaries, parenting big feelings and how the fart corner devolved into mayhem... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1Go to http://drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:45 That Tracks 03:57 Twin Flames Universe Documentary 17:57 Why Are You Smiling? 31:49 Mall Poop 42:50 Setting Boundaries 45:15 Being Defensive 49:00 The Toot Corner 53:56 The Fart Heard Around The World
11/22/2023 • 1 hour, 10 seconds
90 - Short Kings
A notable interaction at checkout, the enthusiasm for projects waning, Andy’s car lease corner, Cosmo robot update, seeing Andy’s ex on tv, identifying with a stature that’s not accurate, and loving being completely average… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 06:39 Shop Your Closet 07:39 Ketchup Doc Update 08:59 Roland TR-6S 15:24 Checkout Line Dilemma 24:48 Citizen App 29:06 Social Media Comments 39:48 Cozmo Robot Update 44:24 Baccarat Rouge 540 update 46:34 Family Feud 50:19 Short Kings
11/15/2023 • 58 minutes, 20 seconds
89 - Is Shoplifting Sexy?
Love for OG and newbie listeners, witnessing the perfect crime, Elizabeth’s a dirty thief, Andy’s spinach artichoke dip journey, a meaningful wedding, gratitude abounds, sitting to pee, standing to wipe, and inspiration from adaptive skateboarders… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 03:10 The Perfect Crime 07:37 Donut Confidence 17:36 Sexy Shoplifting Rules 21:55 Spinach Artichoke Dip 34:34 A Magical Wedding 44:10 Ketubah Signing 49:02 Sitzpinkler 52:11 Stand Up Wipers 56:38 Adaptive Skateboarding
11/8/2023 • 58 minutes, 39 seconds
88 - Generic Brand Snobbery
Generic brand snobbery, picking noses, orthodontia, careers with high rates of mental illness, how to put on a bra, female crash test dummies, and the new show obsession for Andy and Elizabeth - Naked Attraction… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:18 Unconventional Oven Temps 02:16 Nose Pick'n 07:40 Quirks 08:22 Generic vs. Brand Name 16:01 Orthodontics 34:36 A Pencil Mystery 39:41 Bra Update 42:20 Female Crash Test Dummies 47:42 Naked Attraction
11/1/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 22 seconds
87 - A New Uniform
Dealing with rejection, the balance of support in a marriage, a Five Guys love affair, Andy’s old caffeine journal, obsession with body ailments, it’s not all in your head, Elizabeth’s extremely delicious and extremely long nacho recipe. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Grab the new MERCH at: https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:45 New Merch 05:30 Are Uniforms The Way? 11:56 Sister Sizes 15:49 The Bug Catcher 18:17 A Tough Week 26:16 Going Back In Time 35:38 A Private Journal Entry 53:29 The Best Nachos
10/25/2023 • 1 hour, 55 seconds
86 - A Big Revelation
Big Bra news, How one towels off, Andy’s roommate hijinks in New York, whether or not Elizabeth and Andy are garbage eaters, Why won’t Elizabeth at least try a food Andy knows she will like, and a cricket! Extra Credit Survey http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=FyIJpRe1hswX&ver=standard Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:19 An Alien Message 02:40 Elizabeth The Gullible Skeptic 09:14 Memories 15:38 A Bra Size Revelation 28:15 Million Dollar Bra Idea 33:16 Toweling Off 36:11 Roommate Hijinks 40:05 Animalitos! 41:11 Making That Bath Mat Work 43:17 Food Woes
10/18/2023 • 58 minutes, 23 seconds
85 - Pickles Pickles Pickles
A big cemetery landscaping update, the importance of learning a trade, the pickle man, YouTube saviorism, the double edged sword of tipping, and some important questions courtesy of the best Starbucks in Los Angeles… we cover all of this and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Extra Credit Survey: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=FyIJpRe1hswX&ver=standard Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:42 Andy Called The Cemetery 16:48 The Pickle Business 30:04 Bartending School 34:20 Products Come, Products Go 38:21 Time Marches On 42:40 Apple Weather Rage 44:56 Elizabeth's Essence 49:40 Youtube Saviorism 1:01:23 Tipping 1:07:46 The Best Starbucks Ever
10/11/2023 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 59 seconds
84 - Safe Sex Smokers
Safe Sex, Goth kids, Andy’s high school nickname, Elizabeth’s acceptance of Aliens, the dual sides of technology, the WGA strike coming to an end, how to set your kids up for success in alcohol and drug use… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 04:04 Safe Sex Conversations 05:55 Thinking About Condoms 07:33 Chlamydia Corrections? 08:58 Sex & Cigarette Smokers 23:29 Alien Encounters 40:14 Writers Strike Is Over! 43:54 More Safe Sex Talk 53:50 Don't Do Drugs
10/4/2023 • 56 minutes, 44 seconds
83 - Tennis The Menace
Is Tennis a menace? This week’s EP kicks off with an alarming health/tennis revelation followed by: aliens and nordic blondes, climate change solutions, expensive groceries, place settings for pimples, healthy modeling communication for kids, Michelin star origins, and micro cars as a drinking loophole. Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 04:04 MRIs Are Scary 11:06 Tennis The Menace 15:48 The Grenade Story 22:10 Nordic Blonde Aliens 26:49 God's Flying Saucer 30:00 Elizabeth Is A Hero 36:56 Playful Conflict Resolution 47:23 We Take Pills The Same Way 49:02 Detergent Is Locked Up 52:57 Singapore Car Tax 54:35 Michelin Star Origins 56:43 French Micro Cars
9/27/2023 • 59 minutes, 48 seconds
82 - What is Codependency?
Old timey smells, a new tennis era, why Elizabeth can’t join a council, codependent relationships, chaos with passion, how not to get sucked into a cult and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:57 People Know Lewis and Clark 06:28 Prison Love 08:13 Dirty Bits 09:35 Super Gonorrhea 11:32 Vaginas and Petticoats 15:27 A Mechanical Pencil Gesture 18:10 Tennis! 22:21 Caffeine Headache 25:14 Neighborhood Council 31:07 Thick Skin 35:23 Are We Codependent? 46:18 Death Nail or Knell 1:01:33 Everybody Likes A Scavenger Hunt
9/20/2023 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 50 seconds
81 - Serious Cemetery Questions
A trip to St. Louis, deep thoughts about existentialism and cemetery landscaping, a claustrophobic trip up The Arch, conflicted feelings about history, getting stoned at a wedding and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:19 We Are All Nobodies 04:07 Entrepreneurs vs Visionaries 13:49 The Power In Saying No 15:29 Bellefontaine Cemetery in St. Louis 18:51 Legacy Seems So Silly 20:45 Serious Cemetery Questions 27:55 Lewis & Clark 29:32 The St. Louis Arch 30:52 Lewis & Clark Lovers? 40:02 St. Louis Arch Part 2 47:25 Wedding Time! 48:48 Wedding Pool Jumper
9/13/2023 • 58 minutes, 54 seconds
80 - Cue The Tears
Sanitation update, what Andy’s vivid dream meant, which reddit thread made Elizabeth cry, Andy’s life dream should Elizabeth perish, backseat driving, the mormon influencer Andy gets Elizabeth to be on board with, and what’s the deal with grey hair down there… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 03:16 Livestream September 9th 07:05 How To Become a Life Coach 09:35 The Perfect Poop Plate Update 12:28 What Does Andy's Dream Mean? 17:18 Ooh This Is Interesting! 20:35 Cue The Tears 25:15 Widower Mudd'n 30:47 Backseat Driving 36:12 Mormon Influencers 51:01 Grey Hairs
9/6/2023 • 54 minutes, 56 seconds
79 - Grossest Episode Ever
Existential career crisis, is blue balls a myth, the world’s grossest trash can experience, why don’t we see a lot of dead squirrels, ways to dispose of a body, and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 03:25 Writers Strike Update 07:19 Throwing Ropes 11:17 Hanging The Christmas Garland 18:29 Squeamish Surgery 25:44 Extreme Jigsaw Puzzling 27:27 Post Blue Balls Burrito 29:34 Let's Talk About Maggots 39:05 Body Disposal 43:58 Where Are The Dead Squirrels?
8/30/2023 • 53 minutes, 9 seconds
78 - Crossword Puzzle Rules
A new Crossword puzzle passion and beef, Elizabeth’s leftovers catastrophe, a wedding dance floor moment that gave Elizabeth goosebumps, adjusting Andy's ADHD medication and how his ADHD diagnosis has changed their lives - All that and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 05:43 Hurricane Hilary 07:04 Crush'n on Stephanie 10:21 Time To Beef 13:48 A Vuori Thanks Would Be Nice 16:22 How To Ruin Leftovers 17:28 Blue Balls Line In The Sand 24:41 Disaster Energy In The Air 29:49 Crossword Puzzle Rules 39:49 British Wedding Magic 44:58 ADHD Struggles 53:54 Caffeine Addiction
8/23/2023 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 12 seconds
77 - Alien Flesh Of Some Sort
Deli platter debacles, a BIG VIP moment for Elizabeth, UFOs, Ketchup questions and more on this week's episode of Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:41 Why Do Doctors Flush Dog Poop 05:42 Family Meals Are Tough 07:46 Deli Platters 22:23 Hollywood Networking 25:27 Bagger Blindness 29:31 Body Image Podcasts 30:28 Congress UFO Hearings 34:37 Alien Biologics 36:05 Does Trump Know About The UFOs 48:25 Good Signs vs Bad Signs 56:45 Who Likes Hunts Ketchup?
8/16/2023 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 12 seconds
76 - Body Positivity
Elizabeth takes a French Class, a marital fight resolved, an attempt to debunk intermittent fasting, and seeking a peaceful body image - all on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:55 Elizabeth Goes To French Class 07:54 The Workbook Felt Incredible 20:56 Elizabeth Tells A Joke At French Class 26:50 I Just Thought This Would Fun 28:36 Body Image Struggles 29:31 Intermittent Fasting
8/9/2023 • 52 minutes, 40 seconds
75 - Are Billionaires Bad?
Andy has a new dream job at a supermarket, public surveillance, Elizabeth’s seasonal cocktail plan, Men peeing off decks, the ethics of billionaire-ism, financial disparity in St. Louis and more on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:05 What Happened To TWA Airlines? 07:24 Unethical Billionaires 11:01 Covid Hit The House 14:44 Aperol Spritz Summer 23:51 Andy's Dream Job 37:41 Peeing Off The Deck 46:51 Is It OK To Kiss Your Ex On The Cheek? 50:12 Sex With Your Ex 54:19 Wealth Conundrums
8/2/2023 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 4 seconds
74 - Getting Spied On In College
Elizabeth's college roommate's secret term paper about her athletic deficiencies, Andy's belly button sensitivity, last night's Paramore concert, and Andy attempts to put Elizabeth's fear of flying at ease before her cross country flight and FAILS BIGTIME. Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:45 Runners Envy 01:23 A Secret Term Paper About Elizabeth 17:27 Andy's Belly Button Situation 25:56 The Paramore Concert Ruled! 35:46 Is Kindness Cool Now? 40:38 Scared Of Flying Part 56 46:47 Airlines Ranked
7/26/2023 • 54 minutes, 39 seconds
Is Chick-Fil-A Going To Hell?
Chik Fil-A, naps, electric toothbrushes, medium well steak, and a beautiful Cinnabon reconciliation are discussed in-depth by married couple Elizabeth and Andy. Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Want more Nobody’s Listening, Right? You can find us on… Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Follow us everywhere! https://linktr.ee/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:34 Is Chick-fil-A going to hell? 07:58 Elizabeth is pro Sabbath 17:42 Donut Men vs Donut Women 20:59 Gen X'rs and Millennials 26:05 Kids Chore Advice / Swiffer Butt 30:36 Suri Toothbrush Review 41:41 How do you like your steak? 49:17 A Cinnabon Reconciliation
7/19/2023 • 56 minutes, 7 seconds
72 - A Real Mood Shift!
Shameful childhood moments, a linguistic dilemma, the Mandela effect, and first jobs. It’s a miracle Andy manages to turn Elizabeth's grumpy grimace into a smile. Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @nobodyslisteningright Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
7/12/2023 • 52 minutes, 50 seconds
71 - A Magical Message!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a bathroom-based ethical dilemma, how your behavior can make its mark unbeknownst to you, and then Elizabeth shares an incredible story involving this very podcast!
7/5/2023 • 53 minutes, 50 seconds
70 - Are We Real?
Elizabeth and Andy discuss their experience with a bird cam, a docu-series that has really left them reeling, a different show that has a tres bon place in their hearts, and whether or not Andy is actually a real person or a figment of Elizabeth's disturbed imagination! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Follow us on TikTok! https://www.tiktok.com/ @nobodyslisteningright
6/28/2023 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 8 seconds
69 - Am I The A-Hole?
Elizabeth and Andy discuss his VIP status at a favorite restaurant, the new little friend in their lives that is bringing so much joy, whether "nice gestures" count if there are notable perks received, and lastly an update on Elizabeth's favorite perfume! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
6/21/2023 • 54 minutes, 15 seconds
68 - Cast Iron Gate!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss how religious dogma shaped her teenage experiences, do a confessional role play, and talk about their viral cast iron video plus what restaurant experiences recently delighted Andy! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
6/14/2023 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 6 seconds
67 - A Fork In The Road!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her life in PT and without coffee, Andy's recent experience almost getting scammed, Otis's birth from his perspective, the emotional journey that is Ikea! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
6/7/2023 • 57 minutes, 58 seconds
66 - Car Note Update!
Andy updates Elizabeth on the infamous car note, as well as a dip into health corner before discussing Andy's sex circadian rhythm and Elizabeth's new journey to becoming a crotchety old gal! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
5/31/2023 • 58 minutes, 13 seconds
65 - Knock On Wood!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss finding the right scent, the status of a former flame, what recipe of Elizabeth's is causing tension at home and why two nightmares have rattled Andy! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
5/24/2023 • 59 minutes, 21 seconds
64 - Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent devious behavior, why she thinks wedding dances are tough, what they want to be called as grandparents and warning: they instate a temporary lift on the poop ban!
5/17/2023 • 58 minutes, 25 seconds
63 - A Brick Wall!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a wild new physical twist, an also wild section for kids in a Paris family travel book, and a demoralizing moment in Elizabeth's life that might be for good reason afterall! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
5/10/2023 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 31 seconds
62 - Plaid Couch Heaven!
Elizabeth and Andy, on their NEW PLAID COUCH!! discuss their favorite Florida memories as well as why Andy is water - averse, whether kids today have too much agency in life choices and what incident on the mountain has made Elizabeth a conflict sniper! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
5/3/2023 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 38 seconds
61 - Space Exploration!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss what the brilliant minds at Nasa are certainly already looking into, what beautiful vehicle recently caught Elizabeth's eye, what heirloom Andy has been right about all along and what dessert Elizabeth hasn't had! Apologies to all Viktors! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
4/26/2023 • 55 minutes, 28 seconds
60 - Window Knock!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss what got Elizabeth's blood boiling at school drop off, what business Andy is convinced Elizabeth should start to get her on shark tank, and what the pink tax is all about? Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
4/19/2023 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 50 seconds
59 - Happy Birthday Andy!
On this week of Andy Rosen's birth, he and Elizabeth discuss his favorite topic - farts, as well as a new tracking app he's thinking about getting, whether or not bacteria have souls, and how Elizabeth is trying to re-route her thoughts about flying! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
4/12/2023 • 56 minutes, 19 seconds
58 - Most Popular Birthday!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's recent lesson in trusting the process, how unnerving AI can be, why Elizabeth's birthday discovery made her feel connected to her parents in a weird way, a major saltines update, and which comfort foods Andy turns to when sick! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
4/5/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 3 seconds
57 - Notes On Nepo Babies!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a car-note update, birthday party etiquette, weird music industry parties and why nepotism recently bummed Elizabeth out, maybe for no reason! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
3/29/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 52 seconds
56 - Humble Pie!
Elizabeth's eatin' it as she and Andy discuss their pronunciation debate, why girls aren't concerned about bumming around in their bathing suits and the OG argument that got them into couple's therapy! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
3/22/2023 • 49 minutes, 59 seconds
55 - A Syndruhm Syndrome!
Elizabeth and Andy get real in today's episode about a tricky relationship dynamic, Andy gives an update on his childhood memory/mystery and then they discuss their banishment during a recent anniversary trip! Get a monthly bonus episode! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
3/15/2023 • 58 minutes, 14 seconds
54 - She Needs That Serotonin Hit!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent obsession/addiction, plus a discussion about fears of flying, and the very strange request Elizabeth made at a party! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/
3/8/2023 • 50 minutes, 44 seconds
53 - That Gut Feeling!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss their relationship to drunken nights by the toilet, Andy has an update about his childhood mystery and then they discuss how to gauge whether or not that voice telling you something is dangerous is a legit gut feeling or just your fear brain kicking in! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/
3/1/2023 • 59 minutes, 47 seconds
52 - Poop On A Plate!
Elizabeth and Andy reuinte after some time apart to discuss what the appropriate time to microwave broccoli is, a childhood mystery, how not to approach dog poop, and Andy's new skyscraper endeavors! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/
2/22/2023 • 55 minutes, 39 seconds
51 - I'm Better Than Daddy!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the wild tales of George Santos, what it means to fake it til you make it and what went down during an intense family round of Mario Kart! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/
2/15/2023 • 39 minutes, 49 seconds
50 - Party Charm!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss Eckhart Tolle’s impressive crowd work, how a potential alien invasion might go down and what made them each uncomfortable at a party! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/
2/8/2023 • 57 minutes, 37 seconds
49 - Raya Just For Friends!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a months in the making plumber update from Elizabeth's "morning's morning", how Elizabeth resigned herself to a terrible fate, and why they are or are not going to be joining Raya! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/
2/1/2023 • 58 minutes, 58 seconds
48 - Rizz For The Win!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss running into therapists in the wild, their very fun dinner out with an annointed saint, what makes them happy, and why Elizabeth brought fur puppy into the Love Island convo! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/
1/25/2023 • 57 minutes, 23 seconds
47 - T Bell vs. Rite Aid!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss some hard hitting questions such as how they would rank drug stores, how they'd rank fast food, and why Andy got into a bit of a pickle explaining hard drugs to his young child! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
1/18/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 16 seconds
46 - Uniqlo Five Stars!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent experience at a retail conglomorate that left him feeling both guilty and satisfied, plus an update on the car note, health corner and how Pokemon has taken over their lives! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
1/11/2023 • 55 minutes, 47 seconds
45 - Seeking Quiet Pleasures!
Happy New Year! Elizabeth and Andy discuss removing ego from creativity, an update to note-gate 2022, and what weird accusations a half-asleep Elizabeth launched at Andy the other night! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
1/4/2023 • 58 minutes, 17 seconds
44 - A Parking Mystery And A Happy New Year!
Andy and Elizabeth round out this holiday season with the tale of a note left on a windshield, a neighborhood mystery, a health update, and a non-apology reenactment. Enjoy! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
12/28/2022 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 29 seconds
43 - Happiest Holidays To You!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss their hangover holiday party tour, why her face is looking a bit different, and how the wonderful somebodies/nobodies out there are changing their health for the better! Happy Holidays! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
12/21/2022 • 49 minutes, 30 seconds
42 - Cause Of Death!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the madness of youtubers, how Bearsy might change the world and a health update for Elizabeth! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
12/14/2022 • 49 minutes, 27 seconds
41 - All The Small Things!
Elizabeth attempts to explain string theory to Andy before he explains why Blink-182 was right about aliens all along. They then discuss each other's texting habits and why beans have changed the game in their home! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
12/7/2022 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 45 seconds
40 - How To Wow Aliens!
Post Thanksgiving, Elizabeth and Andy discuss how their holiday went, how they're introducing the important lessons of addiction to their kids, and what man-made thing would wow extra-terrestrials! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
11/30/2022 • 47 minutes, 45 seconds
39 - We're Sorry Jürgen!
Elizabeth and Andy reveal her most embarrassing darket secret thoughts that NO ONE should know about as well as a momfluencer update, a list of things to be grateful for and why on earth it took Andy so long to say I Love You for the first time! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
11/23/2022 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 29 seconds
38 - Your Own Version Of The Dream!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss an update on last week's porn thoughts, an oversized and undersized reaction regarding burnt milk and an instagram account that has Elizabeth feeling big feels! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
11/16/2022 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 31 seconds
37 - Tracking Gone Wild!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the double edged sword of being able to track each other, their complicated thoughts on porn-viewing and how nice it is to meet someone who is truly living their best life! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
11/9/2022 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 33 seconds
36 - Fear Of Flying!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss St. Monica's theory about Elizabeth's pool table incident, why Elizabeth's fear of flying is becoming a problem and what made them leave a concert Andy said is one of the top three of his life! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
11/2/2022 • 51 minutes, 40 seconds
35 - A Crackle In The Air!
Happy almost Halloween! Elizabeth and Andy discuss worst nightmares, pool ball trauma, and some spooky stuff for Hallow's Eve! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
10/26/2022 • 57 minutes, 5 seconds
34 - Time Travel Corroborated!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss health updates, time travel, hobbies, and the glory that is Fall! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
10/19/2022 • 48 minutes, 15 seconds
33 - Ripples In The Ocean
Elizabeth and Andy discuss their waffling feelings, a wild tik tok reveal about a relationship and how Elizabeth's walk was changed by a stray dog! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
10/12/2022 • 47 minutes, 38 seconds
32 - A Religious Journey!
Elizabeth and Andy give a plaid couch update before going on quite a ride regarding religion - from compassion and perspective to let's burn it all down! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
10/5/2022 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 47 seconds
31 - A Perfect Nose!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss his new nose situation, how compulsive liars can live with themselves, and the division of labor in their family! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
9/28/2022 • 59 minutes
30 - Dog Groomer Shenanigans!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent body ailments, the mystery of the death of The Beast, and what experience at the dog groomer left Andy scratching his head! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
9/21/2022 • 54 minutes, 23 seconds
29 - Aura Jealousy!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent event at The Hollywood Bowl, they reminisce about the good old days at UCB New York and contemplate aura jealousy! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
9/14/2022 • 58 minutes, 58 seconds
28 - Dead Fish!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent text snafu, his social etiquette sensitivities and an upsetting story from the lake! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
9/7/2022 • 55 minutes, 49 seconds
27 - The Red Jacket!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the newly acquired article of clothing that has shaped her life experience, as well as how sexy their cat is, and what sort of future tech is going to change the world! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
8/31/2022 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 55 seconds
26 - Tickle Tickle?!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss liars in their pasts, and Andy's upsetting sleep walking habit - along with a colorful role play! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
8/24/2022 • 44 minutes, 3 seconds
25 - Enthusiasm Galore!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent dentist adventures, the start of the schoolyear, and what makes Andy super enthusiastic! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
8/17/2022 • 56 minutes
24 - School Crushes!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss why Elizabeth's grade school crush wasn't reciprocated, what "flirting" really means, and why Andy's take on Elizabeth's birth control snafu really shook her! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
8/10/2022 • 43 minutes, 18 seconds
23 - Hiking Surprise!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss what went down on her recent hike that blew their minds, a nearly fatal error she nearly made several decades ago, and which spiritual advisor might be making the rounds in Elizabeth's fantasies! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
8/3/2022 • 52 minutes, 38 seconds
22 - Pop 'N Lock Dreams!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss complicated working from home situations, what they’d splurge on if they were ballin’, and why Elizabeth’s dance dreams might not be completely in the rearview mirror! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
7/27/2022 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 50 seconds
21 - Oh, Canada!
Andy starts this episode off by regaling Elizabeth with her favorite tales of his early twenties before they dive deeper into Elizabeth's sordid history with water damage, and contemplate the new images from space! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
7/20/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 37 seconds
20 - The Universe Abides!
Elizabeth and Andy follow up on pie-gate, and give an update on Andy's ADHD journey. They also discuss a wild coincidence (or is it?) related to Love Island as well as other moments of the universe intervening. Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
7/13/2022 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 5 seconds
19 - Independence Day Buzz Kill!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the American patriotic subjects of religion, abortion rights, lottery playing, and their endeavor to brighten a reality show editor's day! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
7/6/2022 • 55 minutes
18 - Post Vacay Come Down!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss their recent vacation, botched friendship attempts, owning their truths and body image wins! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
6/29/2022 • 54 minutes, 1 second
17 - A Nightmare And A Dream!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss what a nightmare might mean, how this podcast is helping Andy find some answers and lastly, their upcoming family vacation they have very different attitudes about. (Elizabeth has set her expections too high; Andy has set his expectations at possibly drowning?) Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
6/22/2022 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 35 seconds
16 - WHAT a mess!
Andy and Elizabeth discuss the "mess" update from their mountian plumber as well as a recent memory concern for Andy and the recent new addition to their home that has Elizabeth fuming! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
6/15/2022 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 34 seconds
15 - Let's Talk About Sex, Baby!
Elizabeth and Andy GO THERE, discussing frequency, fantasies, and basically all things sexxxxx! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
6/8/2022 • 49 minutes, 50 seconds
14 - The Chair Lives On!
Elizabeth and Andy rant about guns, robots, and sidewalk chairs! Please don't sue us! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
6/1/2022 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 25 seconds
13 - A Morning's Morning!
Elizabeth and Andy dissect her tough day which began with a botched purchase of Marvin’s Amazing Pens, took a detour through plumbing town and ended with a discussion about The Staircase! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
5/25/2022 • 52 minutes, 35 seconds
12 - Restaurant VIPs!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the joy they get from their delightful children as well as whose restaurant VIP status is more important, why The Staircase has changed the world, and how nothing is keeping Andy from his cookie dough ice cream! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
5/18/2022 • 53 minutes, 31 seconds
11 - Reunion Download!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent 25th high school reunion, his feelings towards being the small fry back in the day, and how compassion can be summoned in unlikely ways and places! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
5/11/2022 • 53 minutes, 25 seconds
10 - A Real Life Horror Show!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss anxiety, what really matters in life, and majorly cringey tweets from the past. Andy also lives out his worst nightmare IN REAL TIME during this episode! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
5/4/2022 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 8 seconds
9 - The Weed Windfall!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss how he unwittingly scored as a marijuana rookie, the role of religion and prayer in their lives and what recently made them laugh the hardest! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
4/27/2022 • 53 minutes, 58 seconds
8 - Rage Against The Guy In Target!
Andy and Elizabeth discuss his recent attempt to right an egregious wrong as well as a women's health update and an exclusive recording of their kids describing Elizabeth's hormonal outburst! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
4/20/2022 • 46 minutes, 53 seconds
7 - Ya Just Need To Dance!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her old dancing stomping grounds, they discuss the pitfalls of acting classes, and also the most upsetting Amazon search results ever! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
4/13/2022 • 1 hour, 16 seconds
6 - New Rug & Old Boobs!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the major new part of their lives, la RUG, as well as body insecurities and Elizabeth’s ongoing bra saga! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
4/6/2022 • 48 minutes, 28 seconds
5 - Not For The Squeamish!
Elizabeth and Andy talk about her recent trip to Canada, her "Carrie" moment, and some real gross bathrooms. Enjoy! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
3/30/2022 • 55 minutes, 3 seconds
4 - Andy's Walmart-Pocalypse!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent end of the world moment Andy encountered, their feelings about Walmart, Elizabeth’s tap class and how to do small things for tiny good. Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
3/23/2022 • 51 minutes, 51 seconds
3 - Role Play For Mall Walkers!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's new "robe era", how they've massively classed up their beverage game this year, and a role play for the ages! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
3/17/2022 • 48 minutes, 39 seconds
2 - A Doozy For Episode Two-zy!
Elizabeth and Andy discuss how they have a new view on chronic pain and spinal surgery and all the laundry/dishes the partner has to do during the aformentioned things. Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
3/16/2022 • 53 minutes, 4 seconds
1 - Nobody's Listening, Right?
Elizabeth and Andy are back... but maybe for all the wrong reasons? They discuss why they're getting back in the saddle after four years away, the mega dream that has partially come true for them, an intense conversation Andy overheard on the slopes, and the disinformation vortex. Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
