Career American Dutch Mayoral candidate continues to embarrass himself as the interview persists.

Realist Morning Show hosts, Emily and Virgil, roll their eyes through a further interview with Mayoral candidate and "career American" Haff Kokt, who finds fresh ways to lose votes.

Emily Wellingtonford, Canadian mine owner and usurer, has bought a radio station to promote her usurious practices, but Gertrude the Loon interviews an unemployed miner. Just imagine!

Do you hate Morning Show perkiness? So do/does Men in Charge. Enjoy our dour, irritable hosts!

What happens if the sign says "Click it and Ticket"? What then, eh? What then?

Little Timmy's film making assignment with the Movie Mongol takes a terrifying new direction!

Join our benighted contestant as he listens to three scenarios to determine whether their outcomes were caused by Coincidence, Correlation, or Climate Change!

Think of the opportunities that arise when your clocks are made of pork!

Elizabeth Hempworthy, office felon, is caught by a janitor and burglar in the midst of framing a colleague!

Old Man Fester, having escaped from Big Nell's Manly Pedicure shop without his shoes, socks, or car, must engage in delicate negotiations with a bus driver to get himself home.

Little Timmy forgoes his career in Family Dentistry to work on his 4th grade film project—in collaboration with a Movie Mongol!

Storing a lot of heirlooms/junk in your garage? Discount Appraisals will tell you what it's worth and take it off your hands.

At Mutzi's Bakery, none of the baked goods are for you. Or for anyone. So steer clear if you know what's good for you.

Mrs. Nurch visits the jail to find just the right husband for her daughter, Gwendolyn.

Do you know how to respond in a Soccer Emergency? Neither does Creg Bellowes!

What do you call a submarine that stays on top of the water? A boat? Wrong.

Try the cheese favored by all aspiring Mafiosos, handy for both lunches and weapons!

Try the cheese favored by all aspiring Mafiosos, handy for both lunches and weapons!

The Listener(s) is/are upbraided for insufficiently cringing loyalty to the show.

Try the cheese favored by all aspiring Mafiosos, handy for both lunches and weapons!

"What Really Matters": Are you afraid of scientists and eager to hear more commercials? Then you know what really matters!

Trying to spoil Arbor Day, Spinoza is at last unmasked! Or is he? Yes, he is—but only by a percentage.

Make college more efficient? Purge it of non-essentials, like...

Old Man Fester gets a free, manly pedicure from Big Nell. And yes, there is lye soap, and there are Guards!

Even though you never graduated from college, you can still receive an alumni magazine meant just for you!

On "What's New with You?" host Roger Basement learns terrifying truths about a meatloaf recipe.

Creg Bellowes, Oblivious Receptionist, remains oblivious to the paid interns' mistreatment of the unpaid intern.

Lower Heights Community College is auctioning off academic departments to help fund the football team—and not just to pay for the concussion tent!

Mrs. Shambles wants to unload her useless son Jack in an arranged marriage, but Mrs. Nurch insists on a dowry for her daughter Gwendolyn!

Mrs. Shambles wants to unload her useless son Jack in an arranged marriage, but Mrs. Nurch insists on a dowry for her daughter Gwendolyn!

Elizabeth Hempworthy continues to pillage resources from the office while her colleagues work remotely, but during a Zoom call her treachery reaches amazing new heights!

The U.S. Department of Scheduling has an exciting new solution to America's burden of too many holidays!

Johnny Hambone and sidekick Rollo work county-wide to solve the mystery of parachute pants. But do they...?

The Listener(s) is/are upbraided for insufficiently cringing loyalty to the show.

Can a dog walk on two legs? Can our listeners? Perhaps Johnny Hambone can explain!

Is obliviousness a higher state of being that transcends mere consciousness? Creg Bellowes couldn't say either way.

Ex-Commissar of Time, Maupertuis, goes back in time to July 20, 1974, where she faces the Catholic school science fair project that destroyed/began everything!

Thanks to technology whose potential for abuse is well beyond the moral capabilities of humankind, Maupertuis finds her adult mind sent back in time to inhabit her child body!

Time travel, retribution, and foreign accents!

A film by Roger Corman: Lauren Starbuck and Stumpy Greene travel to Prague to chase golems!

Emily Wellingtonford, Canadian mine owner and usurer, falters in the face of an adamant usuree!

At Top Secret Hotel, everything is as it seems: robot jackals, surly maid service, and people living inside the walls!

Edgar Allan Poe V returns to the Baja Beach Club in Norway, Sweden, Wisconsin to embarrass and destroy it.

Norma the Mail Carrier and Old Man Fester have a run-in with Bad Nancy Drew and Bad Hardy Boys!

Who knew a Jean Paul Sartre puppet would be such a jerk?

Opening soon! America's most disappointing and properly under-appreciated national park.

Edgar Allan Poe's great great great granddaughter reviews restaurant, and you know what that means!

Scott Herrick, writer and raconteur, charms the Listener with his scuba disasters.

17th Century philosopher Baruch Spinoza spoils Earth Day for everyone!

Johnny Hambone, library bouncer and detective, worries with sidekick Rollo about the ontology of episode 5, so they call upon Novalis—again!

Bad Nancy Drew (Bitsy and Francine) meet Bad Hardy Boys (Tanner) and commit jolly beach crimes together!

Maybe you're in the wrong cult? Find out why!

Norma the Mail Carrier is annoyed on her postal route by Old Man Fester, who wants to talk about all his physical problems.

Once you enter the Harpsicord Closet, it's hard to move around because of all the harpsicords!

Johnny Hambone's sidekick becomes a villain. Or does he...? Yes, he does!

When you're tired of working remotely and flee back alone to the office, what treasures—and dangers—await?

Who needs a fresh axolotl? Listener, perhaps you'd like to buy one...

Let former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee keep you in a stupor all day long!

Who needs a fresh axolotl? Listener, perhaps you'd like to buy one...

Johnny Hambone uses German Romanticism to solve the mystery of an attempted return of cash to an ATM.

In a classic instance of the "locked cubicle" mystery, Johnny channels F.W.J. Schelling.

It's Valentine's Day, and philosopher Baruch Spinoza is ready to dispel all the illusions of love.

Anyone can be a social influencer. Telling the future online by reading goat intestines—that takes guts.

A special presentation from some of the last Neanderthals to support ancient public radio.,

Laissez les bons temps roulez as you honk for more lard!

Wendy Henderson continues to have trouble balancing "beauty" and "beast" in his new costume.

Called out of Library Bouncer retirement, Johnny Hambone solves crimes.

Any old critic can review a restaurant ... do you have what it takes to survive a supermarket deli dining room?

True crime podcasters Darlene, Tessa and Willie contemplate pulling off a true crime.

Dentist Dr. Mia Heffernan's got your back ... if you've got hers.

Since now everyone's an expert on everything, why not earn your higher degree from home?

Roger Basement considers, "Whatever happened to What's-his-name?"

The great Brazilian dictator-wannabe discovers himself on "Mister Toad's Wild Ride."

America's bitterest talk show host discusses his next television project.

See scenic Ireland! Get measured for your coffin!

A flim-flam man invents the most accurate clock in the known universe.

Jack, who's spent most of his time in his mother's basement, now spends it in prison.

The occasional series takes a look at an extraordinary pledge break from the Dawn of Time.

Wendell "Wendy" Henderson debates with influencers about his new superhero outfit.

In this episode we discover that to our relief it’s the last one, ever, until the series is somehow resumed at some point.

"It's a really, really big shew"—totally unscripted, from the subconsciouses of Tony and Kevin!

Yes, Kevin thinks up the best episode titles, but he confesses to a being a life-long liar and tries to throw the blame for these best titles onto Tony.

Lady MacBeth speaks to the 21st century, now in powdered form!

This episode’s relaxed sense of emergency carries us soon to an account of how Kevin was wedged between sandbags during a flood as a 9-year-old, while Tony, unaccountably, wasn’t.

In the tradition of great and powerful critiques of timid thinking, Jacques d'Temps-en-temps and Hans Fluker return one last time to lament Men in Charge's portrayal of them as well as to lambast Tony and Kevin for their decision not to include more KISS and hovercrafts in their sketches.

The year is 1541 in a world much different from ours. Join an intrepid band of inventors, spies and scapegraces in an adventure that puts the hole Schmalkaldic saga in context!

This episode gets Biblical through unwieldy, unconvincing inference.

There’s room for you on the Lord’s sofa because Tony and Kevin have come to the end (that is, they’ve “put down”) two long-running series.

The year is 1541 in a world much different from ours. Join an intrepid band of inventors, spies and scapegraces in an adventure that'll get you fired up!

In this episode, we learn why Assassin School is like summer camp but with even more blood and humiliation.

The year is 1541 in a world much different from ours. Join an intrepid band of inventors, spies and scapegraces as something watery this way comes!

Why are they above the Law? Because the Law sets a low Bar—look how many people pass it every year—and Tony and Kevin stride the world like a couple of tall people.

We quickly learn why Coroner’s office reform, long sought by Coroner’s Office reformers like Kevin, is best performed by cheerleaders: young men in skirts, even if Tony and Kevin get laughed out of the Coroner’s office yet again.

The meaning of this title is self-evident, right? Isn’t our Christian Nation walking on Really Bad Water right now? On Earth, only the well-armed shall be forgiven.

This episode is all about the paradox of the “happiness chimney,” where, as you’ll recall, you were put during sleep-away camp when you got out of hand. Remember?

In this episode, Kevin and Tony explain why your life feels so much like a big cheat. Why? Because they’re living your best life, sitting in the dark in their underwear drinking RC Cola, which is what you wish you could do, but you can’t, because you don’t have a radio show or podcast.

Our hosts address the semi-bi-annual question of how many pounds of dogs should dog pounds impound? As few as possible, they decide, so that as many as possible can go to dogless homes.

Welcome to the year 457 million BCE and another episode of "The Scales of Justice," the courtroom drama adventures of Balthasar Q. Esterhazy, Trilobite-at-Law. Esterhazy fights to prosecute the worst bottom-feeders in the Paleo-Tethys Ocean and put them behind bars of iron-hard coral for good—and does so one last time.

In this episode, Tony and Kevin explain the basis of their perfection, which is mainly that their self-regard is an affront to regular, more generic people, who themselves have failed to fully articulate the nature of our hosts’ excellence.

In this episode, Tony and Kevin explain the basis of their perfection, which is mainly that their self-regard is an affront to regular, more generic people, who themselves have failed to fully articulate the nature of our hosts’ excellence.

Kevin and Tony open with an intense discussion of the bus pass (good) versus the Donner Pass (less good unless traversed using a bus pass).

In this episode (only 21 more to go in Season 11), Tony and Kevin make the usual linkages between coffee and viruses, leaving no random thought unuttered.

In this episode, Kevin and Tony explore early use of swear words, and Kevin relates a traumatic event from his past.

For this gutsy little episode, Tony and Kevin try to overcome 11th-season lassitude by following the trail back to their entrails, and then getting lost.

In this episode, Kevin and Tony lay out strong arguments for why CGI creatures—to be realistic—need many more nostrils than are currently afforded them, especially knuckle nostrils.

With this new season, the eleventh, Tony and Kevin cheerfully declare their indifference both to the title and to the occasion by declaring this the “vestigial” season of Men in Charge.

Jeff White, Blanche Whitney, Bobby Van Illa and Ash Ivory pontificate on the inherent greatness of men...mostly white men.

Yes, for this episode, Marjorie Taylor Greene makes another laughable appearance, but more about that in a moment.

Faced with implacable offspring, Tony and Kevin wonder if indeed they are virgins, or whether they even have kids, or if their kids adopted them, or whether anything has ever actually happened.

Everyone loves the "Below the Music" podcast with Dr. Elinor Galworthy, the real life show about your favorite bands. But this week they forgot to schedule a band to documentarily spy on, so they're doing "Men in Charge" instead.

The Men in Charge surveillance team reaches the nadir of its zenith opportunities as Kevin and Tony read from your old report cards!

In this episode, Tony and Kevin take just enough time to explain why it’s good we’re not livestock, if indeed we’re not, which we probably are. Sigh.

The valiant crews of the Earth Space Force rockets Vanguard and Knausgaard start a Martin-Earth Space War, an event too big for the font we chose for the title of this episode!

The crews of the Earth Space Force rockets Vanguard and Knausgaard confront "Administrative Evil"!

Yes, it's the 200th episode of Men in Charge (collect them all and trade with your friends!)

In this episode, Kevin at last tells his shoplifting stories—when his father tackled a man trying to leave the store with several hams wedged into his clothes, and when Kevin himself tackled a very sad chap with a Stephen Sondheim book concealed similarly.

n this bumper edition of "What's New with You?" award-winning baritone host Roger Basement interviews Seymour Krofft, adopted son of Sid and Marty Krofft—of the Amazing World of Sid and Marty Krofft.

This episode continues the “animal” theme from the previous episode and then immediately drops it.

Bastardy as genealogy is an ill-understood topic that Kevin and Tony make murkier. But as they forget to quote Edmund in King Lear, “Now, gods, stand up for bastards!” But they tie the title nimbly into the succession of segments. First, Mr. Skids returns in his usual early morning comatose state to “save the congregation.” As he dozes alcoholically on the church steps of a Sunday morning, the Army of the Faithful stands ready to trample him to death on their way to worship. Will he hold them back by force of lassitude? We’ll see… Next, there’s a commercial/exposé on “The Invermectin Roundup,” because who needs a vaccine when you can get a dangerous and ineffective deworming substitute? Plus, Ivermectin brings our people’s inner bovinity. Finally, a return of the underemployed mafioso, in “Aidan and Largo Seek Counseling.” Our hairy-knuckled heroes find themselves with a free morning and les âmes malheureuses, and so seek a single session of free counseling to feel good about arson again. Bastards? Yes, because they learned their trade in the Orphanage.

Tony and Kevin fret about how people today, especially Kevin’s family, just don’t care about groin sprains, especially Kevin’s, the way folks used to back in the day and ought to now, consarn it! But then, excitement builds with part deux of Emily Wellingtonford’s encounter with the “Edmonton Chanteuse,” Betty Ann Rutherfordford (if that is her real name), whose voice includes something uncannily canny. Next, a work by a new writer (listen to the credits for who it is), “The Noble Gases Committee.” What happens when inert gases get together to discuss new members? The usual sniping and clubby shunning, of course. Finally, we go to Hog Bristle, Texas, for “Hogs of Justice.” And yes, it’s about That Topic. Be assured, though, that this North Korea style surveillance & bounty law gets a good dope slapping. Of course, what it really needs is a good old-fashioned groin sprain.

In this long-awaited “pants” episode, Kevin and Tony use the late Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld’s dim-witted remark to a soldier as way of addressing the similarly dim-witted remarks of those who are against pants mandates in this country. Matching that foolishness are this weeks segments. First, Emily Wellingtonford (chapter 9!) wishes to bring Edmonton nightlife to Coronach, while Archie, her lover/captive, flees into November night. Next, Roger Basement interviews Father Blemish, an unfrocked priest, who reviews (harshly) his clerical colleagues' pulpitry, and finally, on Pox & Phlegm, Marjorie Taylor Greene reappears to upbraid former V.P. Mike Pence for his failure to be hanged on January 6th. Well, you go to an insurrection with the V.P. you have, right?

In this episode, Tony and Kevin discuss the need to cover themselves with glory, because no one else will. To forward that effort, the show starts with “The Men in Charge Talent Search,” a shabby effort to lure the local populace into working for Men in Charge for free, after they’ve paid their “audition fees” into the MiC vanity press account. Next, our hosts give us a sort of homage to film director Roger Corman, who may be alive (or not (check your Schrödinger’s box to be sure!)) in a radio drama called “Strike, Cassowary! Kill! Kill!,” about an avian/human love affair and white guys who like to shoot things. After that, we have a visit with Nana June, a farmer who cooks up devastating sound effects to punish her irritating engineer. Finally, Kevin and Tony are musically audited by “Moragh van der Werff, Professional Radio Comedy Sketch Show Music Consultant,” who wants to set our hosts straight on how pathetically injudicious their interstitial music choices have been for years now. A talent search is clearly in order…

In this episode we learn that by winning the minority vote, writer Ann Porter imposed that terrible title upon us. (But Kevin and Tony still want you to buy Men in Charge cologne…) They soon leave this lamentable topic and move on to “European Complainers Society 2,” in which the absent virtues of pork products are discussed in a complaining tone, as is Teddy Roosevelt. After that, we move to the fifth (5th) segment of the series, “A Man Called Bamby.” Our heroes voice-over characters Michael and Amber remain trapped in the bar (they’re only voice overs, after all), and Mr. Giuliani, mob boss and hair-dye fetishist, threateningly appears. Finally, the show introduces a new, prequel series: “Bruno Calamari, Norwegian Political Operative!” How did Sheriff Coors become Sheriff Coors? And why are zip ties so darned hard to use? This new series begins to partially answer those questions…