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I Couldn't Help but Podcast

English, Comedy, 7 seasons, 117 episodes, 5 days, 4 minutes
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I Couldn't Help But Podcast: An Unofficial "Sex and the City" Podcast Hosted by Joe Daniel Montelongo and Paige Clarno JD and Paige rewatch and recap every episode of "Sex and the City" in this podcast and dicsuss it's ideas and themes in the context of today's world.
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Welcome to the OC!

SatC will have to wait until we can all be in the same room together! Until then, frequent guest and Roommate Ryan will be embarking on a new venture. Join us for "I Couldn't Help but Podcast Presents... Welcome to the OC!" Coming soon! Ask us any questions at [email protected] and we'll see you soon! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
2/3/20211 minute, 48 seconds
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76: Charlotte is a Jew Now

Later that day, I got to thinking about tense relationships. And by that, I mean a relationship and its connection to the past, present, and future tense. At a certain age, we've all had relationships that are far from past perfect. But how much does that past relationship affect our dream of a future perfect? And as I became more and more tense I couldn't help but wonder can you get to a future if your past is present?  Sex and the City 6x03: The Perfect Present  Paige and JD are here to take over your ears. Join us as we talk that time Paige fought the law and the law won, our love for Parasite, and Smith Jerrod's government name. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
2/19/20201 hour, 44 minutes, 20 seconds
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75: You Either Have the U-Haul or You Don't

Sex and the City 6x02: Great Sexpectations  You know what it is. Your faves Jd and Paige are here to talk to you about keeping kosher, JD mistaking Summer Glau for Christina Ricci, and Charlotte's character growth, FINALLY.   Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
1/29/202059 minutes, 9 seconds
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74: Beef Ass

So, when it comes to finance and dating, I couldn't help but wonder, why do we keep investing?  Sex and the City 6x01: To Market, to Market  Happy New Year, Babes! We are so excited for our return to the show for the final season! Join JD and Paige as they cover their goals for the new year, check in with our favorite gals, and discuss the social obligations to have an affair.   Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
1/22/20201 hour, 16 minutes, 18 seconds
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Special Episode 3B: How Does Time Work? With Jessica Levity

Has motherhood changed polyamory? Jessica Levity answers questions submitted by our lovely listeners.  Let us know what you'd like to learn more about at [email protected] or on Twitter at @WeSwearOnChanel. See you soon for the final season of "Sex and the City"! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
12/18/20191 hour, 1 minute, 4 seconds
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Special Episode 3A: Non-Monog with Jessica Levity

Your favorite jester is back for another episode of our polyamory special! Jessica Levity sits down with JD and Paige to catch us up on her polylife. Catch you next week for the second part of the catch up, where Jessica answers questions sent in but listeners! Let us know what you'd like to learn more about at [email protected] or on Twitter at @WeSwearOnChanel. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
12/4/201950 minutes, 20 seconds
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73: Charlie Brown, Learn How to Identify a Fucking Feeling w/ Naomi Dixon and Tyler Allen

That night, I thought about what it takes to make a relationship work till death do us part. Most singles have more long-term success with friends. So maybe it is a better strategy to marry a friend. However, in the absence of sex, whether that's the arrangement, or just what happens after a few years, what distinguishes this companion from your many other companions? When it comes to saying "I do", is a relationship a relationship without the zsa zsa zsu? Or in Samantha's case, how much is a woman due for surviving the zsa zsa zsu?  Sex and the City 5x08: I Love a Charade  Whaddup, babes? Power couple Naomi Dixon and Tyler Allen join us on our season finale episode to talk about the two worst shows on Broadway being name-dropped,  JD's love for Nicole Scherzinger, and an unexpected unplugged concert.   Follow Naomi Dixon on Twitter: @RevivingDaria  Follow Tyler Allen n Twitter: @UrFavBandSux  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
10/23/20191 hour, 22 minutes, 32 seconds
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72: What's! Your! Trauma! w/ Tawny Robinson

More and more single women of a certain age are looking for a certain thing. And that certain thing does not necessarily involve a certain ring. We may have traded the little black book for a little black dress, and replaced the Ferrari with a Fendi. But in view of certain evidence, I had to wonder: Are we the new bachelors?  Sex and the City 5x07: The Big Journey  Yo, Yo, Yo! We are super excited to have our friend Tawny join us for this excellent episode. We talk about our bachelor tendencies, keeping a list of people we've had sex with, and who cleans your house while you're having sex three times a day. Find Tawny on Instagram and Twitter @tawnath0r Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
10/16/20192 hours, 13 minutes, 57 seconds
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71: [Being Called a 'Carrie'] Hurts My Feelings! With Kay Jaynes

Sex and the City 5x06: Critical Condition Welcome, Friends! Bisexual icon Kay Jaynes takes on both roles of co-host and guest star in this episode, where Kay and Paige discuss isolation specific to women, putting children in dryers to calm them, and controlling other people's narratives! Find Kay on Facebook: Kay James or at the Carson City Ghost Walk. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
10/9/201952 minutes, 4 seconds
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70: It's Not Ugly Buttered Rat w/ Amanda Rieger

Sex and the City 5x05: Plus One is the Loneliest Number  What's good, amigos? We are graced by guest star Amanda Rieger! Listen as we talk when to disclose your +1 to people, how shitty of a friend Carrie is, and Izaac Mizhari's special appearance in the episode!  Follow Amanda on Instagram: @hotbutteredrat  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected].  Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
9/25/201951 minutes, 24 seconds
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69: I Fuck with a Roasted Beet w/ Megan Gardner

Sex and the City 5x04: Cover Girl  What's good, amigos? We are excited to sit down with the supreme Megan Gardner. We spend the entire show giggling about the Brother Bear sequel no one saw, who would play Phil Collins in Genesis's Rocketman-type film, and the perfect plate: the steak salad.   Follow Megan on Instagram: @lavenderttown  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
9/11/20191 hour, 19 minutes, 37 seconds
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68: Beaver-Dammed w/ Wendy and Aiden

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates: Hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. If we know the house always wins, why gamble?  Sex and the City 5x03: Luck Be An Old Lady  Wassup, Amigos! In this episode, we welcome Wendy and Aiden on the podcast to talk about live-action Dora the Explorer, holding spaces for straight white men, and how much anxiety you can pack into one body. Warning: There is some screeching this episode, so check your volume levels!  Find our guests on Instagram:  Aiden: @theaccidentalartist Wendy: @wendellumpolus And check out her blog, https://wendellumpolus.blogspot.com/  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
9/4/20191 hour, 6 minutes, 13 seconds
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67: Doggo Snores w/ Jesse James Ziegler and Amanda McHenry

Sex and the City 5x02: Unoriginal Sin  Hello, Friendos! We are excited to sit down with Power Couple Jesse James Ziegler and Amanda McHenry to recast the Sex and the City gals, we talk about the harm in believing in love, and how we don't trust people based on their haircuts.   Follow Jesse and Amanda on Instagram: @sidewayseightprojects @amandabrittney and visit Amanda's shop online: https://popupapparel.shop/ Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
8/28/201946 minutes, 7 seconds
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Mini-Episode 8: Guest Star Season Intro

We're back, bitches! After a short hiatus, we decided to grace your ears with our sounds. Here's what we have been up to in the months we've been gone! Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
8/21/20198 minutes, 44 seconds
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66: This Is What Happens When You Put Two Furbies in Front of Each Other w/ Katie McDowell

Later that night, I got to thinking about days gone by. That carefree time when our schedules were as wide open as our hearts. The time before the baggage and break-ups and babies began to weigh us all down. I couldn't help but wonder: does that sense of adventure still flicker inside of us? Or when it comes to being carefree single girls, have we missed the boat?  Sex and the City 5x01: Anchors Away  Welcome back to us! We are excited to premiere our super duper grool guest star season, starting with Katie McDowell. In this episode, we present Katie with her first ever nude, discuss how to schedule a date in New York, and bring up "Belle Prater's Boy", by Ruth White. Follow Katie at @brightlybiblio or @biggestlittlebookclub on Instagram! Check out the McDowell business at @dowellsigns. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
8/21/201952 minutes, 28 seconds
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65: I'm Abrasive (Season Finale)

Later that night, I got to thinking about fate, that crazy concept that we're not really responsible for the course our lives take. That it's all predestined, written in the stars. Maybe that explains why, if you live in a city where you can't even see the stars, your love life tends to feel a little more random. And even if our every man, every kiss, every heartache, is preordered from some cosmic catalog, can we still take a wrong step and wander off our own personal Milky Way? I couldn’t help but wonder, can you make a mistake and miss your fate?   Sex and the City 4x18: I Heart NY  In this episode, Paige and JD discuss Vincent D'Onofrio's beautiful poem, the Quinn Fabray character assassination, and our idea for "Sex and the City: The New Generation". Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
5/1/201945 minutes, 15 seconds
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64: This Is the Anthem

Later that night, I got to thinking about fathers, or the lack of them. Some say a daughter's relationship with her father is the model for all her subsequent relationships with men. Is that just pop psychology, or is there some truth to it? And if you were given a less-than-perfect model, does it mean a life of less-than-perfect relationships? I couldn’t help but wonder, how much does a father figure figure?   Sex and the City 4x17: A Vogue Idea  In this episode, Paige and JD discuss Joe's celebrity status, the constrictions of marriage, and Tiffany and Co. baby products!  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
4/24/201950 minutes, 5 seconds
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63: Alexa, Go the Fuck to Sleep

So here I was, a 35 year old single woman with no financial security but many life experiences behind me. Did that mean nothing? After All, heartbreak and breakups are the hardest kind of work. So shouldn't there be some sort of credit for enduring them? And if not, how do you retain a sense of value when you have nothing concrete to show for it? Because at the end of yet another failed relationship, when all you have are war wounds and self doubt, you have to wonder, what's it all worth?   Sex and the City 4x16: Ring a Ding Ding  In this episode, Paige and JD discuss our robot overlords, farting out of your nipples, and why every character on "Schitt's Creek" is the best character. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected].  Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
4/18/20191 hour, 3 minutes, 54 seconds
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62: Oh, Honey. I'm Drunk, Not Stupid

As progressive as our society claims to be, there are still certain life targets we’re all supposed to hit. Marriage, babies, and a home to call your own. But what if, instead of breaking out in a smile, you break out in a rash? Is something wrong with the system? Or is it you? And do we really want these things? Or are we just programmed?   Sex and the City 4x15: Change of a Dress  In this episode, Paige and JD discuss our favorite play, how well being an cynical optimist is working out for Paige, and the sadness that is Aiden.   Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
3/13/201945 minutes, 22 seconds
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61: Never Trust a Homosexual with Your Secrets

Later, I started to think about restlessness and relationships. Once we found what we've been searching for, why are some of us reluctant to let go of our single selves? Is single life in New York such a constant flurry of fun and friends that settling down immediately fills us with the urge to shake things up again? And why does becoming part of a couple imply settling down? Maybe Oliver does have the key. We shouldn't expect to get everything from one man but instead, feel comfortable getting different things from different people. Although, at what point do separate interests become separate bedrooms? I couldn't help but wonder, to be in a couple do you have to put your single self on a shelf?   Sex and the City 4x14: All That Glitters  In this episode, Paige and JD discuss breaking out of cycles, JD's new travel series, and the statute of limitations on apologizing.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
3/6/20191 hour, 7 minutes, 15 seconds
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60: I Would Suck So Much Dick for Tacos

I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious poseurs. Now, I know. They're people who have recently moved in with someone. As I Looked around I wondered how many of them were mid-fight like myself. The hard thing about fighting in relationships, as opposed to Madison Square Garden, no referee. There's no one to tell you which comments are below the belt or when to go to your separate corners. As a result, someone usually gets hurt. And it seems, the closer a couple gets and the more ''stuff'' they have between them, the harder it is to figure out exactly why they are yelling. When it comes to relationships I couldn't help but wonder what are we fighting for?   Sex and the City 4x13: The Good Fight  In this episode, Paige and JD tell y'all about the magic of Reese's Peanut Butter Chocolate Spread, discuss our Secret Single Behavior, and how to get your needs met.  Please send us your proposal stories, either as a voice recording or text at [email protected] and talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel.  Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
2/27/20191 hour, 44 minutes, 11 seconds
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Mini-Episode 7: Not So Mini Oscar Episode w/ Ryan Kelly

Hello, Everyone. Paige and Roommate Ryan set out to make a mini episode about the Oscars, and make a full size one instead! Come listen to all the hot takes and their picks for the 2019 Oscars  If you'd be interested in sending in your bad dates, please email [email protected] or tweet us @WeSwearOnChanel. Always wear a condom! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
2/20/20191 hour, 49 minutes, 52 seconds
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59: World Peace Achieved

Is it true what Charlotte said? Does anybody really know when it's right? And how do you know? Are there signs? Fireworks? Is it right when it feels comfortable or is comfortable a sign that there aren't any fireworks? Is hesitation a sign that it's not right or is it just a sign that you're not ready?   Sex and the City 4x12: Just Say Yes  In this episode, Paige and JD discuss the new Spice Girls tour, the answer to the food crisis, and go in on the terrible wedding industry.  Please send us your proposal stories, either as a voice recording or text at [email protected] and talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel.  Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
2/6/20191 hour, 49 minutes, 18 seconds
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58: Your Body is a Perfect Metaphor for the United States of America

So many roads, so many detours. So many choices, so many mistakes. As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself a little lost. When that happens, I guess she has to let go of the coulda, shoulda, woulda buckle up, and just keep going. As we speed along this endless road to the destination called ''Who We Hope To Be'', I can't help but whine, are we there yet?   Sex and the City 4x11: Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda  In this episode, JD burps right away so trigger waning. Paige and JD then go on to discuss the pain of having an IUD in your body, how terrible our voices are, and alternatives to having babies 'the natural way'.   Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
1/30/20191 hour, 33 minutes, 55 seconds
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57: The Ridley Scott Episode

I  spent the afternoon thinking about my friends. Body image depression, unpredictable mood swings, late night phone calls obsessing about a relationship. Did I mention these are my male friends? So, maybe men and women aren't from different planets as pop culture would have us believe. Maybe we live a lot closer to each other, perhaps, dare I even say it in the same zip code? In view of current circumstances, I couldn't help but wonder, are men just women with Balls?   Sex and the City 4x10: Belles of the Balls  In this episode, JD and Paige discuss if men are people, unnecessary body modification, Ridley Scott's filmography, and who we were ten years ago.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
1/23/20191 hour, 55 minutes, 57 seconds
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56: Shitty Isn't An Aesthetic

Relationships, no matter how good, are inevitably a series of compromises. But how much of ourselves should we be willing to sacrifice for the other person before we stop being ourselves? In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?   Sex and the City 4x09: Sex and the Country  In this episode, JD and Paige talk about Paige's fifteen minutes of Twitter fame, Wendy's incredible mixtape, and bathing as an adult with your parent watching.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
12/19/201852 minutes, 43 seconds
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Mini-Episode 6: Buzzfeed Quizzes

Hello, Everyone! Please enjoy listening to Paige and JD find out if our exes miss us, how long our next relationship will last based off of a rom-com film we create, and where we should go on our next date. If you'd like to take the quizzes, follow the links below! Don't forget to share your results with us.  Does Your Ex Secretly Miss You? Your Movie Choices Will Determine Where You Should Go On Your Next Date Create A Rom-Com Film, And We'll Forecast How Long Your Next Relationship Will Last  If you'd be interested in sending in your bad dates, please email [email protected] or tweet us @WeSwearOnChanel. Always wear a condom! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
12/12/201826 minutes, 43 seconds
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55: The Slutty Soccer Mom Chronicles

There's the kind of support you ask for and a kind of support you don't ask for. And then there's the kind that just shows up.  After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breathe and reboot. And when that fails, a little gizmo called a Zip drive can provide a surprising amount of comfort. So can a boyfriend, if you can learn to let him.  Sex and the City 4x08: My Motherboard, My Self  In this episode, JD and Paige discuss our philosophy results, keeping track of your cycle for everyone to see, and the different ways we grieve!   Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected].  Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Take the philosophy quiz here: http://www.dichotomytests.com/ Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
12/5/20181 hour, 45 minutes, 44 seconds
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54: The Butthole Loophole (feat. Ryan Kelly)

Later that day, I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might be perfect together like chocolate and peanut butter. Think how much easier it would all be if there was some swift surgical procedure to whisk away all the ugly memories and mistakes and leave only the fun trips and special holidays. But until that day arrives, what to do? Rely on the same old needlepoint philosophy of "forgive and forget"? And even if a couple can manage the forgiveness, has any ever really conquered the forgetness? Can you ever really forgive, if you can't forget?  Sex and the City 4x07: TIme & Punishment  Ryan Kelly is back in the quickest special guest turnaround time on the show and in this episode, we discuss how shitty of friends everyone is to each other, the ghost of your past that you can't forget, and if you can really forgive if you never forget.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
11/28/20181 hour, 29 minutes, 28 seconds
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53: The Butthole Wine Glass Transition (feat. Ryan Kelly)

Sex and the City 4x06: Baby, Talk is Cheap  In this episode, JD and Paige welcome Ryan Kelly onto the podcast as we discuss chewy nipples, eating ass, and the iconic "Can he see me?" moment we've all been waiting for. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected].  Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
11/14/20181 hour, 49 minutes, 49 seconds
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52: Listen to This at 1.5x Speed

New York is definitely haunted. Old lovers, ex boyfriends, anyone you have unresolved issues with you are bound to run into again and again until you resolve them. My relationship with Aidan was long dead, but with one invitation he was suddenly a presence in my life again. Or had he been there all along? Like the chair he made that I could never bring myself to sell. When a relationship dies, do we ever really give up the ghost? Or are we forever haunted by the spirits of relationships past?  Sex and the City 4x05: Ghost Town  In this episode, JD and Paige discuss how bad they are at math, the importance of Paige's plates, and the effects we leave on our former partners. Take a shot every time you hear us say "dust ruffles". Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected].  Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
11/7/20181 hour, 9 minutes, 25 seconds
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51: Sponsored by Payard and Buceta

The next day I thought about what Samantha said. She wasn't having sex because she wanted to have a relationship. And I was having mind-blowing sex hoping to turn it into a relationship. So there you have it. We've got a relationship without sex and sex without a relationship. Which had a better shot at survival? I couldn’t help wonder: what comes first, the chicken or the sex?  Sex and the City 4x04: What's Sex Got to Do With It?  In this episode, JD and Paige go off on the Coyote Ugly/Burlesque debate, our families' dessert recipes, and bi-invisibility.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
10/10/201843 minutes, 56 seconds
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50: Winky and Bob's Cocktail Party

The Eskimo have hundreds of words for "snow". We have invented three times as many words for "relationship". The more words we invent, the harder it becomes to define things. In a world when you can date without sex, screw without dating and in the end keep most of your sex partners as friends long after the screwing is over, what really defines a relationship?  Sex and the City 4x03: Defining Moments  In this episode, JD and Paige discuss pooping with only a prayer candle for light, JD being a drippy sweater, and Chris Noth channeling Ace Venture for Mr. Big.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
10/3/201846 minutes, 33 seconds
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49: Are You There, Vagina? It's Me, Charlotte

Later that night I got to thinking about Narcissus, a man so consumed with his own image he drowned in it. Did he have no best friends to mirror back and help him reveal himself? And why is it that we can see our friends perfectly but when it comes to ourselves, no matter how hard we look, do we ever see ourselves clearly?   Sex and the City 4x02: The Real Me  In this episode, JD and Paige discuss Heidi Klum being an angel, how tone deaf this show is, and why Americans hate old people. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
9/26/201851 minutes, 26 seconds
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48: Paige, Don't Cut This w/ Derek Armstrong

Later that night I got to thinking about Narcissus, a man so consumed with his own image he drowned in it. Did he have no best friends to mirror back and help him reveal himself? And why is it that we can see our friends perfectly but when it comes to ourselves, no matter how hard we look, do we ever see ourselves clearly?  Sex and the City 4x01: The Agony and the Ex-tacy  In this episode, JD and Paige welcome Derek Armstrong back to discuss Debby Ryan, the blasmphemous nature of the show, and the wacky antics of our ladies. Visit Derek's website. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
9/19/20182 hours, 1 minute, 26 seconds
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47: White Girl Snippy

Later that night I got to think about men, women and relationships. Or more to the point, how women feel men disappoint them in relationships. Then a radical, almost earth-shattering thought popped into my head. What if everything isn't the man's fault? After a certain age and a certain number of relationships, if it still isn't working and the ex's seem to be moving on and we don't, perhaps the problem isn't the last boyfriend, or the one before him or even the one before him. Could it be that the problem isn't them, but horror of horrors, is it us?  Sex and the City 3x18: Cock a Doodle Do!  In this episode, JD and Paige talk about how transphobic this show is, how dumb Carrie is (again), and end the season with a barbeque.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
8/1/201852 minutes, 38 seconds
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Mini-Episode 5: Bad Dates and Shitty Movies

Hello, Everyone! Please enjoy listening to how terrible people's lives are from the comfort of your home! If you'd be interested in sending in your bad dates, please email [email protected] or tweet us @WeSwearOnChanel. Always wear a condom! You can buy tickets for The Untamed here: https://goo.gl/suPhUR Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
7/25/201814 minutes, 15 seconds
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Mini-Episode 4: 50 Things You Didn't Know About SatC

Hello, Everyone! Paige and Joe go over 50 Things we may or may not know about the series! Keep track and let us know what you knew, what you were surprised to find out, and any interesting facts you may have!  You can view the original article here: https://goo.gl/Ts2jmF  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
7/18/201828 minutes, 52 seconds
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46: Fear and Loathing and Sex and The City

While I always ascribed thoughts of karma to the fortune cookie school psychology, I wondered, does a string of bad dates really equal one good one? And will treating someone badly in one relationship ensure that you'll be treated badly in the next? Does everything that goes around really come around? If so, will it come around to bite you in the ass? Is there such a thing as relationship karma? Sex and the City 3x17: What Goes Around Comes Around In this episode, JD and Paige talk about relationship karma, Natasha's ultimate read on Carrie, and Charlotte's boring sex fantasies. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
7/11/20181 hour, 7 minutes, 54 seconds
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45: Kyle McLaughlin's Poor Flaccid Weiner w/ Amanda McHenry

If you stay single in New York long enough, you’re supposed to get wiser about dating. What men to pick, where to meet them... But what really made any of us experts? Wasn't our single status a neon sign that we couldn't get it right? What if all these years in New York have only made us older, more confused or dead? Are we getting wiser or just older?  Sex and the City 3x16: Frenemies  In this episode, JD and Paige are joined by the lovely Amanda McHenry from Pop Up Apparel to discuss Charlotte's ugly lingerie, Carrie's terrible advice, and Samantha's spin-off series with Claire Anne. Support Amanda McHenry by visiting https://popupapparel.shop  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/.  And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
6/20/20181 hour, 25 minutes, 47 seconds
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44: The LeAnn Rimes Episode

Sex and the City 3x15: Hot Child in the City In this episode, JD and Paige discuss the show's fascination with hating on Cynthia Nixon, Kat Dennings being a small asshole, and having a KFC fight. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
6/6/201843 minutes, 20 seconds
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43: The Last Episode

That night, after hours of stress free pool time, I realized something startling. I was actually starting to like LA. New Yorkers are trained to hate Los Angeles. This is supposed to be the place where intellect is ridiculed and who you date and what you look like is revered. Yet, here we were having the time of our lives. The men were happy, the homes were huge, the bags looked great. Maybe that was enough. The weather moves from west to east. Was it a just matter of time before the truth blew across Manhattan? When it comes to bags, men and cities, is it really what's outside that counts? Sex and the City 3x14: Sex and Another City In this episode, JD and Paige discuss our plastic surgery wants, LA people vs. NY people, and our love for sweetheart actresses. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
5/9/201844 minutes, 44 seconds
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42: We're Pro-Saddle Ranch

After I left the meeting I took a wrong turn and somehow found myself right back where I had started: back in New York, back wondering about Big. I had come to LA for a vacation, hoping to get away from Big, Aidan, and most of all myself. But sitting on the fake set, all my old issues felt more real than ever. I couldn't help but wonder, no matter how far you travel or how much you run from it, can you ever really escape your past? Sex and the City 3x13: Escape from New York In this episode, JD and Paige discuss our go-tos at "fancy" restaurants, give a shout-out to our friends' podcasts, and talk about washing your hands after peeing.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
5/2/201846 minutes, 31 seconds
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41: Could You Please Not Use the F-word in Vera Wang?

I started thinking about honesty. Maybe the whole idea was overrated. Maybe coming clean is the ultimate selfish act, a way to absolve yourself by hurting someone who doesn't deserve to be hurt. I cheated on a test in the fifth grade with two friends. They confessed, got grounded and failed the class. I never told anyone, and it never mattered. In a relationship, is honesty really the best policy? Sex and the City 3x12: Don't Ask, Don't Tell In this episode, JD and Paige discuss honesty in relationships, Paige's insane knowledge of all tv shows, and Joe's ultimate wedding fantasy.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
4/25/20181 hour, 40 minutes, 14 seconds
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40: If You Haven't Seen "Love, Simon" Yet, You're Homophobic (Paige)

Later that night, I got thinking about safe sex. Odd how only when our physical life is at risk. Do we follow certain guidelines to protect ourselves? What about our emotional lives? Wouldn't it be nice if there was a pamphlet to warn us what unsafe behavior might be high risk to ourselves or our relationships? Even if you take precautions and emotionally try to protect yourself, when you crawl in bed with someone, is sex ever safe? Sex and the City 3x11: Running with Scissors,  In this episode, Paige and JD figure out why the girls are friends with Charlotte, accidentally give advice on how to get away with cheating, and discuss at length how stupid the weather has been. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
4/18/20181 hour, 9 minutes, 24 seconds
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39: My So-Called Podcast w/ Shivaun Landeros

"Is it possible that we've gotten so spoiled by choices that we've become unable to make one? That part of us knows that once you choose something, one man, one great apartment, one amazing job, another option goes away? Are we a generation women who can't choose just one from column 'A'? Did we all have too much to handle, or was Samantha right? Can we have it all?"  Sex and the City 3x10: All or Nothing  In this episode, Paige and JD (along with special guest Shivaun Landeros) discuss important topics like what to do when someone tells you they're cheating, how annoying Charlotte and Carrie are, and how incredible Snapchat sex is.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Shivaun Landeros: @OhhShivaun  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
4/4/20181 hour, 33 minutes, 52 seconds
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Mini-Episode 3: Wine Drunk and Pansexual

Hello, Everyone! Please enjoy listening to how terrible people's lives are from the comfort of your home! If you'd be interested in sending in your bad dates, please email [email protected] or tweet us @WeSwearOnChanel. Always wear a condom! You can view Joe's commercial here: https://goo.gl/iRCQy7 Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
3/28/201817 minutes, 49 seconds
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38: The Virgin's Guide to "Sex and the City"

"It's a pretty common belief that women tempt to use the left, more emotional side of their brain and men the right, more logical side. But is it really that cut and dry? It seems when it comes to affairs of the heart, there's a battle between what we know and what we feel. What do you do when you find yourself in a situation that leaps back and forth between the left and right side? When it comes to relationships, is it smarter to follow your heart or your head?" Sex and the City 3x09: Easy Come, Easy Go In this episode, JD and Paige discuss why Kevin Smith is the new William Shakespeare, the difference between a tragic crier and a victim crier, and different flavors of semen. You're welcome. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
3/21/20181 hour, 11 minutes, 25 seconds
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37: Butt's Up, Everyone?

"That night I couldn't stop thinking about time. Was every second of our lives controlled by fate? Or is life just a series of random occurrences? If I wasn't perpetually ten minutes late, would my life be totally different? Would I never run into Big? Would there ever be a good time to see him? Was Miranda right? Is timing everything?" Sex and the City 3x08: The Big Time In this reconstructed episode, Paige and JD share their fantastical spec script for "Sex and the City 3", discuss perfectly curated music playlists, and namedrop two beautiful women in the first 10 minutes. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
3/14/20181 hour, 25 minutes, 41 seconds
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36: Do You Fold or Scrunch?

"What happens when the obstacles aren't there? Does that mean there's something missing? Do we need drama to make a relationship work?" Sex and the City 3x07: Drama Queens In this episode, JD and Paige discuss (at length) the proper way to use toilet paper, living with someone who suffers from skid marks, and how people often confuse drama for passion in a relationship. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
2/28/201856 minutes, 48 seconds
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35: I'm Not Wasting This Dick on Someone Who's Rude to Waiters

“How many men is too many men? Are we simply romantically challenged or are we sluts? Sex and the City 3x06: Are We Sluts? In this episode, Paige and JD debate working on film and working in theatre, the wild things people say during sex, the irrational fear of getting an STD from public toilets. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
2/21/20181 hour, 31 minutes, 26 seconds
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34B: Oh, I Didn't Know That You Weren't White w/ Jessica Levity

“Later that night, I couldn’t help but wonder, When the hell did dating become so dump-friendly?” Sex and the City 3x05: No Ifs, Ands or Butts In part two of this episode, JD and Paige, along with special guest Jessica Levity, are still just as awesome in part one, discuss Paige's ICONIC break-up at the dance and the weird shit you'll do when you're in Crush World.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
2/7/20181 hour, 1 minute, 20 seconds
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34A: We're Getting Cancelled w/ Jessica Levity

“Later that night, I couldn’t help but wonder, When the hell did dating become so dump-friendly?” Sex and the City 3x05: No Ifs, Ands or Butts In part one of this episode, JD and Paige, along with special guest Jessica Levity, discuss treasured children's novels, which forms of incest are acceptable, and what makes a good kisser. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
1/31/20181 hour, 3 minutes, 30 seconds
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33: It Takes a Village of Bisexuals

"Was sexual flipping the way of the future?" Sex and the City 3x04: Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl... In this episode, JD and Paige discuss the power of drag kings, kissing in the Thunderdome, and how great a commune of bisexual hippies would be.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
1/24/20181 hour, 5 minutes, 5 seconds
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32: Heaven is the 3rd Floor of Studio 54

"Are there women in New York who were just there to make us feel bad about ourselves?" Sex and the City 3x03: Attack of the 5'10" Woman In this episode, Paige and JD discuss comparing yourself to you ex's new piece, the things we hide in our goody drawers, and complimenting naked men in the sauna.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
1/17/20181 hour, 15 minutes, 30 seconds
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31: The Derek Armstrong Show w/ Derek Armstrong

“I did find it interesting that a discussion about politics ultimately became a discussion about sex. And a discussion about sex ultimately became a question of politics. Which led me to wonder if the two weren’t in fact inextricably linked, and if so, can there be sex without politics?”  Sex and the City 3x02: Politically Erect In this episode, JD and Paige -along with our special guest Derek Armstrong- discuss pee play, the monster that Carrie Bradshaw is, and how women in the show talk about politics. Find Derek online at http://www.derekwarmstrong.com and on Instagram: @derekbmm. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
1/10/20181 hour, 33 minutes, 37 seconds
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30: It's Brunch, Bitches!

“I couldn’t help but wonder: Inside every confident, driven, single woman, is there a delicate, fragile princess just waiting to be saved? Was Charlotte right? Do women just wanna be rescued?”  Sex and the City 3x01: Where There's Smoke... Happy new year, bitches! In this episode, Paige and JD talk about the beautiful imagery of this new season, Carrie and Miranda being fake ass friends, and our dreams of being involved with hot daddy politicians.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
1/1/20181 hour, 12 minutes, 55 seconds
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Mini-Episode 3: Live! from Our Anniversary Party

Hello, Everyone! Hope you all enjoy our special bad dates episode! If you're interested in sending in your bad dates, please email [email protected] or tweet us @WeSwearOnChanel. Thank you for an amazing year! Always wear a condom! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
12/21/201722 minutes, 45 seconds
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Special Episode 2: Different Flavors of Polyamory w/ Jessica Levity and Joe Daylover

Happy Podcast Anniversay, Y'all! We want to celebrate our special day with Part 2 of our special polyamory coverage. JD and Paige are joined this episode with Jessica, Joe, and Miko to answer questions sent in by our listeners and talk more about their experiences with polyamory. Let us know what you'd like to learn more about at [email protected] or on Twitter at @WeSwearOnChanel.  Thank you for a fantastic year and two awesome seasons. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
11/13/20171 hour, 4 minutes, 33 seconds
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Episode 29: Paige Would Suck a Dick for McDonald's Hashbrowns (Season Two Finale)

Sex and the City 2x18: Ex and the City In this episode, JD and Paige talk about being friends with your ex, the return of our hero Steve, and finding the right size penis for you! Thanks for another season of therapy and fun! Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
10/17/201740 minutes, 45 seconds
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Episode 28: Sorry I Can't Spend The Night - I Have To Poop w/ Hannah Gebensleben

Sex and the City 2x17: Twenty-Something Girls vs. Thirty-Something Women  In this episode, JD and Paige sit with special guest Hannah Gebensleben discuss the feud between twenty- and thirty year old women, Chris Colfer on the beach, and make a plan for a summer in the Hamptons. Also, the word Roladex is mentioned a lot so make it a drinking game! Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
10/9/20171 hour, 10 minutes, 46 seconds
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Episode 27: Fergie Has a New Album?

Sex and the City 2x16: Was It Good for You? In this episode, JD and Paige discuss how Fergie almost destroyed a perfect relationship, killer handjobs, and how to vague up other people's experiences so we can talk about them on the show. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
10/2/201744 minutes, 9 seconds
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Episode 26: I Love Rhoda

Sex and the City 2x15: Shortcummings In this episode, Paige and JD discuss our love for Rhoda, when to drop heavy baggage on a person you are dating, and how creepy Justin Theroux is without his hair plugs.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
9/25/20171 hour, 11 minutes, 35 seconds
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Special Episode 1: Choose Your Own Poly Adventure! w/ Jessica Levity and Joe Daylover

JD and Paige bring you a special episode of "I Couldn't Help but Podcast"! In this episode, JD and Paige sit down with special guest stars Jessica and Joe to discuss their polyamorous relationship. "Sex and the City" doesn't cover everything so we decided to bring some education to the fans! Let us know what you'd like to learn more about at at [email protected] or on Twitter at @WeSwearOnChanel.  Thank you to Jessica Levity at The Dream Life Studio for this amazing episode and our kickass new intro! Sick! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
9/11/201751 minutes, 50 seconds
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Episode 25: JD Cheats at Bullshit

Sex and the City 2x14: The Fuck Buddy In this episode, Paige and JD discuss cheating at a popular card game, the rules of dating your fuck buddy, and spreading gossip during a good yoga session. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
9/4/201736 minutes, 36 seconds
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Episode 24: Podcasting Therapy

Sex and the City 2x13: Games People Play In this episode, Paige and a rather sleepy JD discuss people in relationshsips playing games, the potential for a podcast anniversary party, and playing peek-a-boo on Snapchat.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
8/22/201746 minutes, 13 seconds
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Episode 23: NSFP (Not Safe for Podcast)

Sex and the City 2x12: Le Douleur Exquise! In this episode, JD and Paige get real about the amount of pain you're willing to put up with in a relationship, the show's blatant charcter assassinations, and how to let the poeple in your life know you care for them. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
8/14/20171 hour, 34 minutes, 26 seconds
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Episode 22: I'm Here For The Snuggling

Sex and the City 2x11: Evolution In this episode, JD and Paige discuss leaving stuff at your boyfriend's house, when it's appropriate to go number 2 at your significant other's, and our summer vibes!  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
7/24/201751 minutes, 57 seconds
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Episode 21: I Need Time To Overthink

Sex and the City 2x10: The Caste System In this downer of an episode, JD and Paige get real about compromises in relationships, dating outside of your caste, and the great writing that was given to Mr. Big. For more information on the Reno Tahoe International Film Festival and their upcoming events, please visit http://www.rtiff.org.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
7/18/20171 hour, 27 minutes, 46 seconds
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Episode 20: Looking at the Menu

Sex and the City 2x09: Old Dogs, New Dicks In this episode, JD and Paige get real about foreskin-hate, changing your partner's less favorable traits, and the scariest haunted houses in Nevada. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
7/11/20171 hour, 14 minutes, 29 seconds
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Episode 19: Politically Incorrect Meat w/ Challen Wright

Sex and the City 2x08: The Man, The Myth, The Viagra  In this episode, JD and Paige -and special guest Challen Wright- discuss meeting your partner's friends, Italian restaurants that speak Spanish, and the uplifting spirit of our Lord and Savior, Steve!  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
7/5/20171 hour, 4 minutes, 56 seconds
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Episode 18: Dasvidaniya Felicia!

Sex and the City 2x07: The Chicken Dance In this episode, JD and Paige discuss the Disney-phase of a relationship, lust at first sight, and running out of people to have sex with. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
6/26/201742 minutes, 33 seconds
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Episode 17: We Were Just Kissing w/ Stacy Johnson

Sex and the City 2x06: The Cheating Curve In this episode, Paige and JD discuss what kind of cheating is unacceptable, getting hot dog vendors to know your name, and keeping secrets from your friends. Special guest star Stacy Johnson! Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
6/19/20171 hour
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Episode 16: Grief Makes You Redo Stupid Men

Sex and the City 2x05: Four Women and a Funeral In this episode, Paige and JD discuss men who cry, going back to your ex, and people assuming women can't do anything alone! Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
6/14/201756 minutes, 50 seconds
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Episode 15: Nut No Matter What

Sex and the City 2x04: They Shoot Single People, Don't They? In this episode, Paige and JD discuss faking who you are, the mystery surrounding the clitoris, and our new challenge for our listeners! Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
6/5/201733 minutes, 58 seconds
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Episode 14: Sounds like Naan-sense to Me

Sex and the City 2x03: The Freak Show In this episode, Paige and JD discuss bullying in exchange for sex, appropriate nicknames for people who are good at oral sex, and what kind of freaks we are. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
5/29/201731 minutes
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Mini-Episode 2: You Gotta Danny Phantom That Shit

Hello, Everyone! Happy National Masturbation Month! Hope you all enjoy our bad dates episode! If you'd be interested in sending in your bad dates, please email [email protected] or tweet us @WeSwearOnChanel. Always wear a condom! Please support "Dear George" at https://goo.gl/3A4qVB Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
5/8/201728 minutes, 32 seconds
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Episode 13: I Took a Quiz and the Internet Never Lies

Sex and the City 2x02: The Awful Truth In this episode, Paige and JD discuss having friends with ugly names in abusive relationships, how delightful Coolio was in the 90s, and how to keep the show running once JD goes to jail.  Please support "Dear George" at https://goo.gl/3A4qVB Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
5/1/201750 minutes, 29 seconds
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Episode 12: Thanks for Your Vagina

Sex and the City 2x01: Take Me Out to the Ballgame Welcome back! In this episode, Paige and JD discuss break-up rules, drinking and smoking at 2:00pm, and how to prevent moisture build-up around the genitals!  Please support "Dear George" at https://goo.gl/3A4qVB Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
4/24/20171 hour, 24 minutes, 15 seconds
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Episode 11: Special Guests Eartha Kitt and Ethel Merman (Season One Finale)

Sex and the City 1x12: Oh Come, All Ye Faithful In this episode, Paige and JD discuss special guests Eartha Kitt and Ethel Merman, cuddling after sex, and sex as the new religion. Thank you for supporting our first season of the podcast! We'll be back after a short hiatus with better discourse and more shenanigans, Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
2/27/201737 minutes, 26 seconds
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Episode 10: Boys Are Like Plants

Sex and the City 1x11: The Drought In this episode, Paige and JD discuss farting in front of your significant other, the intimacy of sleepovers, and bacon-wrapped scallops. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
2/20/201730 minutes, 42 seconds
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Episode 9: Tina Fey, Whom?

Sex and the City 1x10: The Babyshower In this episode, Paige and JD discuss the first true great moment of the show, our upcoming Jewish savior, and the rules of feminism. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
2/13/201729 minutes, 17 seconds
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Episode 8: Adam & Eve, Not Florence + the Machine

Sex and the City 1x09: The Turtle and the Hare In this episode, Paige and JD discuss the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Anniston dilema, marrying your best friend, and how much masturbation is too much masturbation. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
2/4/201736 minutes, 8 seconds
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Episode 7: Threesomes - The Blowjobs of the 90s

Sex and the City 1x08: The Three's a Crowd In this episode, Paige and JD discuss cyber-stalking, having sex with ghosts, and how shitty "Gossip Girl" is. Spoiler warning, there are Gossip Girl spoilers.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
1/31/20171 hour, 3 seconds
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Mini-Episode #1: Ghostlighting

In the newest addition to the show, Paige and JD read several bad dates sent in by friends and listeners. If you'd be interested in sending in your bad dates, please email [email protected] or tweet us @WeSwearOnChanel. Thanks for listening. Always wear a condom.! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
1/16/201719 minutes, 39 seconds
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Episode 6: Sex FOMO

Sex and the City 1x07: The Monogamists In this episode, Paige and JD discuss shoehorned storylines, the show's anti-feminism, and Blowjob Tug-of-Wars. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! Happy holidays. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
1/8/201757 minutes, 7 seconds
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Episode 5: The One Where JD Really Needs to Take a Nap

Sex and the City 1x06: Secret Sex In this episode, Paige and JD discuss being naked on the side of a bus, forgetting your date's name, and how garbage it is to be embarrassed of the person you're having sex with. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! Happy holidays. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
12/19/201637 minutes, 10 seconds
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Episode 4: The Third Clitoris w/ Marki Ho

Sex and the City 1x05: The Power of the Female Sex JD, Paige, and guest star Marki Ho of The Utility Players discuss their history of prostitution, naming bars after parts of the body, and the dreadful c-word. Settle in, it's a long episode! (Sorry about the sound quality! Fixing it for the next episode) "Like" us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/ Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
12/13/20161 hour, 40 minutes, 25 seconds
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Episode 3: The Anal Episode

Sex and the City 1x04: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys In this episode, Paige and JD talk about butt stuff, nasty young men, and make-out trophies. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
12/6/201640 minutes, 1 second
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Episode 2: Available for Parties

Sex and the City 1x02: Models & Mortals 1x03: Bay of Married Pigs In this episode, Paige and JD discuss the cold war between The Marrieds and The Singles, the model epidemic in New York, and appropriate Donald Ducking. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
11/28/20161 hour, 17 minutes, 35 seconds
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Episode 1: Sex and the City

Sex and the City 1x01: Pilot Jd and Paige recap the pilot episode of "Sex and the City". Topics include what it means to have sex like a man, how terrible the jazz noir sounds, and how Big added to the American Lexicon. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected] Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message
11/13/201651 minutes